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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:13:44 2009 No.2852363 [Reply] [Original]

Screw Marisa, you are now the Pimp of Gensokyo.

You need up to five bitches to make your name. You can't have more than this, and you can't make wishes with Tenshi or any other omnipotent being and magically increase the number.
You can't order your Touhous to fight other people.
You can't kill your Touhous.
You can't bring your Touhous into any other dimension.
And lastly, yes, you must make money, or use them to gain goodies with other Touhous. You cannot just keep them in your stable.

You can, however, designate your top bitch, who sleeps with you and has a say over everyone else.

Your low bitch doesn't see you as regularly but nets you more money.

Which Touhous do you choose, and why?

Please don't say "NONE BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE AND INNOCENT", we're just bouncing ideas around. In your Gensokyo, no one has sex. In the one we're working in here, things are a bit more heated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:15:44 2009 No.2852385 I don't know man, but I saved your picture.

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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:16:44 2009 No.2852389
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Should go without saying, but all the Touhous will sleep with you as often as you wish, or they'll perform for you. It can be as mild as a simple strip or a full blown orgy if that's your deal.

Of course the girls will need to rest and sleep and eat, or enjoy each other's company, so you won't be living with all of them. You can stay with one if you want.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:18:44 2009 No.2852402 File: 501 KB, 800x1043, 2709723021_17f7c5e2b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2852385 >>2852385 that's cool

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sat Jun 27 20:19:44 2009 No.2852410 Too long didn't read saved OP picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:19:44 2009 No.2852415 >>2852402 More Komachi!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:20:44 2009 No.2852422 NONE BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE AND INNOCENT

>>	Anonymous of Austria Sat Jun 27 20:24:44 2009 No.2852451 Alice Nitori Sakuya Aya Kotohime Tengu printing press + time manipulation + the cops on your side = "make" lots of money. The rest is just there to look pretty. Oh, the inflation.

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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:32:44 2009 No.2852503
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>>2852415
Sure!

As for me...in order of their ranking in the household:

-Kanako Yasaka
-Komachi Onoduka(of course)
-Sanae Kochiya
-Rumia
-Shameimaru Aya

Flan was contender, but then I figured I didn't want to deal with FLANDURP accidentally killing a client or leveling my house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:35:44 2009 No.2852520 Mazinger Z Optimus Prime TTGL Ideon Yukari Yakumo I sleep with Yukari, the robots take over Gensokyo so I have no need for money. If shit hits the fan Ideon destroys the universe.

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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:41:44 2009 No.2852554
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>>2852520

>Ideon destroying everything.

Can't kill things with your hoes, dude.

Or we'd have people saying they'd just use Yuka to kill everything and take over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:42:44 2009 No.2852560 File: 191 KB, 878x1102, 1240789573973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sat Jun 27 20:43:44 2009 No.2852573 >>2852363 >bitches This is too degrading for someone I love. Fuck yourself with your pimp cane, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:45:44 2009 No.2852583 Man, we're so much better than poolshitmer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:47:44 2009 No.2852594 >Screw Marisa Alright.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:51:44 2009 No.2852615 File: 223 KB, 800x800, 2709723021_17f7c5e2b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2852573 >>2852573 Blimpin' ain't easy.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 20:54:44 2009 No.2852642 File: 506 KB, 900x1281, 2709723021_17f7c5e2b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It sure is fun, though.

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HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Jun 27 20:57:44 2009 No.2852661
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Getting off the moral high horse and playing around with the idea, my career as the mama-san of Gensokyo would be short, violent, and highly financially unsuccessful.

Day 1: Recruit Yuugi as business partner, political associate and muscle around the house.
Day 2: Hostile takeover.
Day 3: Plotting escape from the harem of the Mountain Queen.

Think I'll pass.

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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jun 27 21:05:44 2009 No.2852706
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Mind you, the Touhous are not supposed to be walking the streets regular.

Unless you hate them.

But, as we all know, there are people with more riches than sense in Gensokyo, and living for thousands of years means you get bored. Very bored.

So hanging out an offer of some time with someone special will attract some people. It's lucrative, but there's always someone.

The title has a lot more to do with your relations with them. Remember, you're inheriting Marisa's role here.

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