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You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you Kratos, Ghost of Sparta. Along with him you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill Kratos' head with nightmares of him murdering his wife and daughter, so as to bind him to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2842760

>>2842756
We first go after Rider, he knows how to handle her.

>> No.2842764

i wuld go on a picnic :P

>> No.2842766

Teach him how to cook.

>> No.2842769

I'd roleplay on /jp/

>> No.2842778 [DELETED] 

Kratos would immediately kill as he wouldn't want a master.

>> No.2842796

>>2842756

I wonder why I got a character from a Videogame and then wish I got Samus

>> No.2842797

You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you an Aeon, an Eternal of awesome might. Along with her are eight Neutronium Golems, which whose eyes are fixated upon you and each of them holding a soap on their hands. You notice that the Aeon is not amused at your accidental summoning of her.
What do you do now?

>> No.2842804
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2842804

You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you Vince, with ShamWow!. Along with him you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill Vince's head with nightmares of him beating up prostitutes, so as to bind him to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2842817
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2842817

You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you an X-Com Soldier. Along with him you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill his head with nightmares of Midn conrol and Chryssalids, so as to bind him to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2842887
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2842887

>>2842817

Grab a motherfucking BLASTER LAUNCHER.

ONE HIT FROM THIS AND IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.2842900

Let him free, the poor man has been through enough.

or sex.

>> No.2842918

>>2842756

>Along with him you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill Kratos' head with nightmares of him murdering his wife and daughter, so as to bind him to your will.

Why the fuck do I need this shit when I have the Command Spells?

>> No.2842923

>>2842918
Cause an everlasting illusion to control him is more efficient, and you can use the command spells fo more specific actions like 'Climb upon the hudra's back'

>> No.2842930

>>2842923

Nothing is more powerful than the Command Spells.

At best, it only helps me reign him in when I run out of Commands.
At worse, he'll kill me thinking it will make the illusions stop.

>> No.2842935

>>2842804
Unlimited Slapchop Works

King of Heroes, do you have enough salad in your diet?

>> No.2842948

You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. Along with him you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill his head with wet dreams of little shotas, so as to bind him to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2842949

>>2842797

Command spell her to use the Neutronium Golems to win the war.

THE COMMAND SPELLS ARE ABSOLUTE

>> No.2842962

>>2842948
We go around molesting shotas of course. ;_;

>> No.2842963

>>2842918
I imagine "nightmares of him murdering his wife and daughter" is Kratos' command spell

>> No.2842968

>>2842949
Not if your target is several orders of magnitude more powerful than your entire universe.

>> No.2842970

>>2842963

Defying Command Spells is impossible.

Vague Command Spells which can be resisted will drop the rank of the Servant due to "pressure", not torture.

>> No.2842971

>>2842930
Command Spells are not absolute, and messing with his mind and getting him to agree may just be a better bet than forcing him a couple of times.

>> No.2842976

>>2842962
I guess that Michael Jackson must have been Caster in the 4th grail war.

>> No.2842978

>>2842968
>>2842971

No. Command Spells are absolute.

Only Saber (with A rank Magic Resistance) can even delay its effect for a few hours, and she's completely useless when doing so.

>> No.2842980

>>2842970
Seiba resists Caster's command spell in UBW.

>> No.2842982

>>2842804
Cleanse the Grail and de-worm Sakura with the power of ShamWow!

>> No.2842991

>>2842968

>Not if your target is several orders of magnitude more powerful than your entire universe.

>Nasuverse

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Akasha = infinity wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.2843014

>>2842978
If a rank A servant can resist it, why not a being of immense power.
>>2842991
...I didn't know Nasu read the Immortal's Handbook lol. Anyway, the command spell doesn't represent the will of Akasha, so for a Time Lord, it equates to nothing.

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>>2843014

What was that about Time Lords?

>> No.2843060

You can`t even summon lower gods using the holy grail.
Forget about Time Lords or High Lords.

>> No.2843067

>>2843060

Win the Holy Grail War, boor a hole to The Root, summon whatever the fuck you please with infinity.

Get infinite Command Spells to back you up, too.

>> No.2843065

>>2843025
He is talking about omnipotent gods. Not some random fag.

>> No.2843072

>>2843067
Enjoy your buttrape by the Counter Force.

You can`t have nice things in Nasuverse.

>> No.2843074

>>2843067
Holy grail war ends, bye bye 3rd true magic.

>> No.2843091

I'd go kill some gods.

>> No.2843131

So ITT you fags theorize the summon of potential berserkers that would fuck you up if you lose control in any instant? Brilliant.

>> No.2843672

You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you a loli T-1000. Along with it you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill the T-1000's head with wondows BSoD, so as to bind it to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2843685
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2843685

>fill the T-1000's head with wondows BSoD
Not on my watch.

>> No.2843710

>>2843685
>>2843685

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SICK PEE.

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2843729

>>2843710
You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you The Sussman. Along with it you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill The Sussman's head with SEEPLES, so as to bind it to your will.

What do you do now?

>> No.2845166

I got the original prime on my side? Awesome!

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