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2840751 No.2840751 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Witches,

My name is Battler, and I don't believe in any single one of you. All of you are fake, nonexistent, liars who spend every second of their day pretending magic is real. You are everything illogical in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heard of Devil's Proof? I mean, I guess it's fun making up 'spells' because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing my family.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate club, and starter in the chessboard flipping team. What hobbies do you have other than "give gold to old Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging cousin (She just uu~'d me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fakers who should just stop believing in silly things like magic. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my cousin

>> No.2841587

>>2840751
>pretending magic is real.
Fuck, there goes my explanation for gravity.

I gotta go rewrite a paper now.

>> No.2841590

>She just uu~'d me; Shit was SO cash

lol

>> No.2841596

>should just stop believing in silly things like magic.
>explanation for gravity.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.2841601

>>2841596
>FFFFF RAGE RAGE XD

>> No.2841626
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--I am the bone of my sword

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>>2841626
Steel is my body
and Fire is my blood

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>>2841628
I have created over a thousand blades

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>>2841629
Unknown to Death

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>>2841631
Nor known to Life

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>>2841634
Have withstood responsibility to create many weapons

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>>2841635
Yet those hands will never hold anything

>> No.2841638

>>2841635
Yea?

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>>2841637
So
As I pray

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>>2841640
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!!

>> No.2841660

>>2841626
>>2841628
>>2841629
>>2841631
>>2841634
>>2841635
>>2841637
>>2841640
>>2841643
look out! that's vash the stampede!
he's got a nuke gun!

>> No.2841699

>>2841660
I think thats knives, dude.

>> No.2841709

>>2841699
He's got one too!

>> No.2841732

>>2841709
Oh shi-

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>>2841638
combo brake lol xD

>> No.2841749

>>2840751
You should remeber that Maria is also a fake witch. Put Jessica there.

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>>2841749

>> No.2841819

>>2841799
I find this picture arousing.

>> No.2842076

Jessica-Beatrice is hooot.

>> No.2842101

...Am I in /a/ right now?

>> No.2844323

Wow, so many /a/friends in here.
And by friends, I mean foes.

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