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Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:03:26 2020 No.28392404 [Reply] [Original]

You have just broken up with Flandre and the only way to stop her crying rampage across Gensokyo is to propose to her. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:05:43 2020 No.28392507 File: 460 KB, 1812x2048, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_oninamako__4c47c799542998ecaa423328df5abbc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inhale her feet spores and infest my lungs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:29:03 2020 No.28393528 >>28392507 Highly cultured 200+ IQ post. The Scarlet sisters' cute smelly unwashed feet definitely need to be shown more appreciation.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:31:58 2020 No.28393624
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>>28393528
i wrote this thing about remi and edited it to be flan!
>breathe around Flan when she is barefoot
>smelly germs growing between her toes over centuries gives off spores that you inhale
>get transported to your lungs
>multiply and grow due to the moist, warm conditions
>permanently makes you short of breath and gives you foot-scented breath
>carry Flan scent around wherever you go
>cough out her spores near others so they can have their lungs blessed by her too
>Flan feet become smellier with each infection

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:41:09 2020 No.28393963 File: 148 KB, 500x500, get out of jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28392507 >>28393528 >>28393624

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:47:10 2020 No.28394168 File: 1000 KB, 2500x2800, flan goes to town on a mortal's poor lungs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28393963 Anon definitely needs more feet in his lungs.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:48:36 2020 No.28394222
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>>28394168
it's getting so hard to breathe. I feel the feet spores constricting the air sacs in my lungs and filling them with her sweat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 19:36:31 2020 No.28395926 >>28394222 >>28393624 >>28393528 >>28392507 off-topic but do you guys ever wonder if there are Japanese who visit this board sometimes and wish they could read English so they could read posts like this without deepl or is it a one-way street

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 03:15:54 2020 No.28416939 >>28392404 Why would I break up with Flandre? Can't I just propose before that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 07:31:45 2020 No.28423230 >>28416939 does flan understand the concept of proposing though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 10:12:24 2020 No.28427461 >>28423230 She wouldn't even understand the concept of breaking up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:58:33 2020 No.28453678 File: 1.30 MB, 850x1014, 1576054866128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is missing...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:32:20 2020 No.28471249 >>28453678 Don't worry dude, I'm sure she'll be back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:58:05 2020 No.28471835 >>28453678 >Death of Die So, yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:14:53 2020 No.28472363 Yassy's latest doujin featuring Flan was super fucked up

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 11:45:35 2020 No.28477380 >>28392404 Immediately propose to her and mean it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 01:11:11 2020 No.28509302 >>28392404 wait, if I just broke up with her, how is she going to take my proposal seriously now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 01:31:32 2020 No.28559914 flanfly

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:03:41 2020 No.28582000 File: 14 KB, 725x85, hypocryte sjw browse loli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine browsing pixiv, get loli recommendation, went out your way making account just to and bitch that you see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:09:15 2020 No.28582171 >>28582000 Who the fuck cares? Just don't scroll down to the comments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:19:55 2020 No.28582511 File: 128 KB, 1024x1169, 891891981981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28582000 >toon tits Europoor baby-toucher detected.

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 09:06:45 2020 No.28621364

>>28392404
Broke up inn what fashion?
Broke up as in you're no longer friends or break up in the sense of a relationship.
I doubt she has the capacity for a love affair which would be the closest thing to it without actually being it. Not that you'd want to be in one with her of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 10:00:37 2020 No.28623090 >>28582511 Those numbers have to be massively inflated due to the wonders of yuro diversity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 03:50:32 2020 No.28657233 >>28582000 I'm getting sick of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 08:48:37 2020 No.28665755 >>28623090 These are the new Europeans anyway, so these numbers by average should only go up over time.

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