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Cleanse!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>> No.28312722
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There's far too much sand
We'll clean it off in half-an aeon if you don't mind the work

>> No.28312794

>>28312692
Remove Shog!

>> No.28312811
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>>28312794
Add shog

>> No.28312817
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Canadian monster girls!

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>> No.28312921
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I'M JUST A MAN!
And killers, angels; all are these:
DICTATORS
SAVIORS
REFUGEES!

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>> No.28313562
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I love liches!

>> No.28313660

>>28313562
I love liches even more.

>> No.28313679
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Join the Sabbath.

>> No.28313722
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>>28313660
Then post more liches!

>> No.28314681
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i am a slut for mofu

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>>28314681
Much as I like the fluff, I need some variety.

>> No.28314874
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How do I make sure the low level succubus draining my levels so I can respec my skills will give me back my levels and won't just turn on me and make me into her husband?

>> No.28314900

>>28314681
Ahri seems weird in this set. Good choice but stil weird to me.

>> No.28314946

>>28314900
she's for when I'm feeling masochistic

>> No.28315002

>>28314946
Ah good Choice. Although now that i think about it most lol monster girls would be for those occasions.

>> No.28315027
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I love her

>> No.28315079

>>28314874
Become her husband so she won't want to turn on you.

>> No.28315200
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>>28315002
anyone but evelynn, fuck her I don't wanna get succ'd to death

>> No.28315303

>>28314874
I wanna let a low level succubus level drain me so she can become a arch succubus.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do after that, but I'm sure I'll figure something out.

>> No.28315357

>>28314946
Ahri is cute and good though, what's masochistic about that

>> No.28315566

>>28312692
What is she holding?

>> No.28315646

>>28315566
That's the star shaped elder sign

>> No.28315972

>>28315200
Yeah. In fact i think a Harem of Nami, Ahri, Elise, Cassieopeia, Morgana, and Kayle would be pretty good.

>> No.28316102

>>28315646
Looks more like a tree to me my good man

>> No.28316220

>>28316102
Use the tree and you'll be fighting off old ones with your bare hands!

>> No.28316683
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>>28315972
>Cassieopeia
Oh come on, she's a sweetheart

>> No.28317728

>>28315357
i feel as though of all those girls she could make me into a plaything the quickest
would be way too eager to give her my essence, and I doubt that's good for my health

>> No.28317747

What would a monster girl invasion of Calradia look like?

>> No.28317911

>>28317747
Concentration camps, mass executions, genocide. You know, just based, redpilled and realistic things.

>> No.28318079

Goth cow.

>> No.28318173

>>28317747
Those sheep fuckers in battania might actually develop taste when they get monstergirl sheep to fuck.

>> No.28318584

>>28316683
a sweet heart that i would like to breed.

>> No.28319171
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>>28317728
Come on, does this look like a face of someone who would hurt you

>> No.28319235

I want a lewd dark knight succubus to send me sword and shield pics

>> No.28319245

>>28319171
Not him but yes. Its a face that will drain me of all essence.

>> No.28319266

How would monster girls view our complicated views on sexuality? Everywhere yet also suppressed.

>> No.28319422

>>28319235
Send her blade oil and shield polish pics. Also show her your collection of bathing soaps and minerals. She'll kick down your door and demand you become her husband-squire in no time. She'll make you bathe her sweaty body after she fights, the horror. I bet she'll suck your dick while you clean her armour too.

>> No.28319439

>>28319266
>Succubus enter the twilight zone
>It's our world
>Everyone is contently horny and sex is everywhere but you can't talk about it, mention it or be too blunt about it
>This kills the succubus

>> No.28319441

>>28316220
On second thought let's not go to Arkham, it is a silly place

>> No.28319490

>>28319235
>"I sent you a dirk pic, please respond"

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>>28319439

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>>28319245
You sure?

>> No.28319823

>>28319724
>>28319171
Yes I'm sure now stop reminding me that this fucking succubus made me spend five dollars which I never would have done if she didn't have my dick in a chokehold

>> No.28319838

>>28319439
>Having a baby is so easy people do it by accident
>They take measures to prevent forming babby
>While still having sex
>Also some common methods don't feel as good for anyone involved
Jackie Chan.PDF

>> No.28319862

>>28319724
Absolutely sure. The only girl able to drain my essence faster would be elise.

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>>28319823
>this fucking succubus made me
You have no one but yourself to blame

>> No.28320033

>>28319838
Who would win in a fight: Jackie Chan holding a baby, or 100 Gorilla Kakuens?

>> No.28320175

>>28320033
The kakuen. They actually don't want any trabble, just to hold the baby, masturbate, and rape a martial arts legend. Our boy is powerless.

>> No.28320483

>>28320175
What if Jackie is holding the baby while balancing on a stepladder of some kind?

>> No.28320589

>>28320483
Calm down anon. You'll summon a horny lilim with talk like that

>> No.28320611

>>28319235
>ywn have a dark knight succubus sent you a video of her fighting and trashing Order soldiers

>> No.28320620

>>28320002
I just want to cum inside her so bad.

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>>28318584
Tell me about it

>> No.28320898

>>28320483
The monkeys help him down, they laugh over a cup of tea and then proceed to drain his balls. The lack of trabble is a fundamental problem for Chan; you may wish to try asking your question again, but with Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris.

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>>28320898
Bruce Lee can't even beat Buraddu Pittu.

>> No.28321365

>>28320959
>Salamander trains very hard to learn martial arts
>Her jabs are really quick
>Her giving you a handjob is even quicker.

>> No.28321576

I want an undead to use her massive thighs to suffocate me.

>> No.28321742
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Apparently I never actually bought the ogre novel.
So enjoy the 7$ KC art.

>> No.28321802

even youtube knows i love my fishwife and suggested i watch clips of mutio

>> No.28321851

>>28321365
Goddo Hando!

>> No.28321915

>>28321742
God I love school uniform monster girls.

>> No.28322066

>>28321742
Only good monster girl school outfit is a very lewd one.

>> No.28322081

>>28322066
but that is a very lewd one

>> No.28322105

>>28322081
Skirt needs to be shorter.
We have a dress code here.

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>>28320620
I know, bro. I know.

>> No.28322211

Been a while, so let's play a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Akaname
>Dormouse
>Ratatoskr

>> No.28322238

>>28322211
Kiss akaname (god just imagine)
Marry Rata
Mouse has got to go unfortunately

>> No.28322340

>>28322238
Poor mouse

>> No.28322344

>>28320620
It wouldn't be very good for your health though

>> No.28322422
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Monster Hunters

>> No.28322506

>>28322422
>unrelated shit
Oh it's that time of day already?

>> No.28322523

>>28322422
>it's another that anon posts random off topic garbage again episode

>> No.28322565

>>28322211
Fuck: Lilim
Marry: Demon
Kiss: Succubus

>> No.28322591

>>28322565
Those aren't the options. I'll do a succubus family one in the future. Patience!

>> No.28322676

Werewolves love collars. Not on them, but on you.

>> No.28322731

>>28322422
are for getting corrupted

>> No.28322755

>>28322731
Stop samefagging

>> No.28322789
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Look at my wife!

>> No.28322881

>>28322591
I refuse to be patient. I want my god damn succubi. Portals when?

>> No.28322936
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>>28322881

>> No.28322967

>>28322211
>Fuck Dormouse
Sleeping sex sounds nice, but it's a thing I only want to do once.
>Kiss Akaname
You know damn well why.
>Marry Ratatoskr
Breaking news: Anon is a huge slut for squire girls. Can he impregnate one after fucking her nonstop for a few hours? Tune in at 7 for more.

>> No.28323649

>>28322789
Isn't the ice very cold?

>> No.28323805

How would monster girls view our complicated views on sexuality? Everywhere yet also suppressed.

>> No.28323849

>>28323805
>our

>> No.28323851

>>28323805
Any specific reason you resposted this?
>>28319266

>> No.28323868

>>28323805
they would view it as something that needs to be fixed

>> No.28323884

>>28323851
Yes, he's desperate.

>> No.28324446

>>28322211
>Fuck Dormouse
They're pretty much living onaholes for people who either have an extreme sleep fetish or a harem that includes girls just for fug.

>Kiss: Rata
Good news squirrel get kissu.

>Marry: Akaname
She'll have plenty of spiritual filth to lick, and I'll have a cute youkai girl to cuddle.

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>>28322211
Shirohebi, Shirohebi and Shirohebi
No noone is forcing me to type this I'm fine

>> No.28324865
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Check it out, anon!

>> No.28324933

>>28324865
Excuse me I would like to keep my head INTACT thank you.
"does a 360 and exits the thread"

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>>28324933
Je suis Charlie!

>> No.28325002
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>>28322211
I second the other Anon >>28324446

>> No.28325018

>>28323805
Things like Alp's exist. I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

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>>28325018
>monstergirls do WHAT with heckin transerinos?? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

>> No.28325280

>>28325236
Rage face comics aren't monstergirls

>> No.28325290

>>28324865
How would you tell Art Fairy she's not allowed to art?

>> No.28325316

>>28320611
The only appropriate response is to send your address and telling her you're single.

>> No.28325415

>trannies, /pol/ shit, wojaks
Yeah someone's pretty fucking desperate.

>> No.28325495

>>28325415
Why can't they just stay in r/thedonald or r/braincels

>> No.28325508

>>28325280
I bet Cheshire Cat would use them just to piss people off.

>> No.28325533

>>28325495
it's not redditors, it's out local schizos

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FEET
i do woner what raw plantgirl foot tastes like
must be like ginger

>> No.28325616

>>28325415
Well I thought my Sidhe edit was funny

>> No.28325798
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Having sex with a sleeping sadistic mamono!

>> No.28325816

>>28325290
"you should maybe look into starting a music career instead"

>> No.28327660

>>28325798
>Never use her tits while she's sleeping
>Never have her wake up afterwards confused
>No mammy bammy to bulk up her chest a bit after each session.

>> No.28328212

Story idea
Angryhuman girl summons succubus to kill target, nit know how the succ works
may or may not end in threesome

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>>28312692

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RARE

>> No.28329543
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>> No.28330555
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>>28330243

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>>28322422
If there's one thing that would motivate me more to get /fit/, it's the prospect of being able to subdue them into pets.

>> No.28331100

>>28330555
Is she knitting using her own shirt's threads?

>> No.28331462

>>28331100
Maybe.

>> No.28331706

>>28331462
Kinky, to say the least.

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I love jinkos!

>> No.28332330
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>>28332235
Me too.

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>>28332235
>>28332330
So do I.

>> No.28332781

>>28332235
>>28332330
>>28332402
As do I!

>> No.28333556
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>Edgy anti-hero lich girlfriend
>She's literally murdered the concept of hatred. Twice.
>Is half-angel or some bullshit as part of her intricate origin story
>Forged her signature weapon, a living scythe known as Sorrow-Drinker, in the cold fires of the Underworld
>Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
>Is only actually 'Rated T for Teen' edgy so she uses 'bastard' like the worst insult imaginable and has never actually killed a person
>Teleports behind you just so she can hug you and whisper things in your ear

>> No.28333601

>>28333556
That's nice but I'd rather a Soul Reaver gf who always whines about how her mother was deified

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>> No.28333892

>My name is Momonika and you're watching Sabbath Channel!

>> No.28334025
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>>28333892
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!

>> No.28334079

>>28333556
>Edgy anti-hero lich girlfriend
>Her husband is actually really nice and happy
>This confuses the Lilim hero, but she doesn't question it.

>> No.28334442
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>Always watch monster dramas and romcoms with wife
>One day she asks what you want to watch
>You put on The Terror
Making monsters cry

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>>28334442
Dan Simmons makes me so upset. Stuff like The Terror or Hyperion all have such a good premise and so many good things going for them and then he has to go full retard and ruin everything.
Human shows really are no good for Monsters.

>> No.28334635

Anon, you just got home from work. How does your wife greet you?

>> No.28334687

>>28334635
One probably shouts from the Basement that she'll be up in a sec to see me while the other gets home after I do.

>> No.28334774

>>28334635
>I have no idea why you go to that place to put books on shelves and take them off shelves when you can do that at home
>Honey I DO that at home! It's how I relax!
Cue laugh track.

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>> No.28334899

>>28333556
What's she using for her phylactery? Hope it's something easy to find and break.

>> No.28334943

>>28334899
It's her horse, or course!

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>>28334635
I'm glad you asked so I could post this.

>> No.28335157

>>28335107
Ancient Dragon learning to speak the new human tongue?

>> No.28335445

>>28335157
It appears anon's absolutely hilarious idea to convince his ancient dragon waifu that's how all humans speak nowadays has backfired

>> No.28335502

>>28334635
Depends on which version of my wife we're talking about.

>Eel version
Warmly greets me at the door and is prepared for me to have her for dinner in the bath or to present a regular meal, bath, and potential evening wife ducking depending on which type of tired I am. Friday is cosplay day.

>Haku version
May or may not greet me at the door depending on how lost in her research she is or if she's even home, but is happy to see me and talk once she's aware of my presence. We'd cook together and banter, which would heavily involve quoting literature and plays at each other. The quotes turn from comedic to romantic to lewd as the night goes on.

>Demon version
Rapes me in the hallway using as much magic as she needs to in order to enhance the experience. If we even decide to eat afterward we do so, then veg out together while one of us occasionally teases the other.

>> No.28335519

>>28335445
Still better than the old gold prospector who stumbled on a sleeping dragon, learned her language and now can't talk to people without tearing them apart.

>> No.28335586

>>28335157
I'll have you know she's quite young and trendy!

>> No.28335605

>>28335586
If Paathurnax and Tiamat are your measuring stick...

>> No.28335674

>>28334635
[Happy harpy noises]

>> No.28335781

>>28335605
Listen, if Tiamat-domo wants to pretend she's young, you fucking let her. Else you're going to be responsible for all of Forgotten Realms burning again.

>> No.28335873

I want to fight a demon knight!
I'm gonna lose since I don't know shit about fighting with swords, but I'm sure she's going to let me be her squire.

>> No.28335875

>>28334819
nani?

>> No.28335941

>>28334635
Echidna wife brings all the kids into the living room and I sit down for several hours and listening to their days.

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>>28334541
I really like the premise of a Rip Van Winkle story about a man disappearing for what feels like a short time to him but in actuality decades have passed. It'd be really bittersweet to have him reunite with his wife after years of loneliness. Might be too cruel but that's probably the closest premise to a tragedy you can get away with in Mamano media

>> No.28336573
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Dark Knights are masters of "riding"

>> No.28336682

>>28336573
Like how Rider used a bicycle in Carnival Phantasm's race?

>> No.28336708

>>28336573
>Dark Knight becomes BFFs with a troubled unicorn
>Constant exposure to the knight's mana corrupts the uni into a bicorn
>It's the perfect storm of a master of riding and a master of being ridden coming together to wreck shit... FOR JUSTICE
>Many tales of Valor later they come across a man they both like
>His pelvis when

>> No.28336862

Arachnes are lame because even though they are beeg, you can't ride them

>> No.28336890

Pharaoh asmr.

>> No.28336899

>>28336862
Why not? Spider stronk

>> No.28336930

>>28336899
Anatomically impossible

>> No.28336939

>>28336890
THAT ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

>> No.28336956

What non-lilim powerfag monsters would go after kings or god tier heroes and wizards. Pharaoh and dragon immediately come to mind

>> No.28336973

>>28336930
Spiderbabies ride on spidermommies all the time

>> No.28337022

>>28336956
Liches

>> No.28337038

>>28336862
>18) Can an adult male properly ride on the back (the back part that's a spider) of an Arachne or Ushi-Oni? I want to go on a walk with them the same way as with a Centaur![67]
>Yes. They're strong, so there's a margin to ride on them. But they'll want to carry this over into something related to sex at night!

>> No.28337044

>>28336973
Spiderbabies way smaller than you
I'd post proof but can't find the picture

>> No.28337072

>>28337038
Such is the tax of riding a monster.

>> No.28337096

>>28336956
Echidna as well, sometimes before the individual even knows they're a king or hero. Houri do it as a reward for being a real human bean, Kunoichi "assassinate" those they must, and high rank undead like lichens and wights might for a number of reasons.

>> No.28337147

>>28336956
Lich, Echidna, Demon, Ochimusha, and kuniochi sound like monsters that would do that.

>> No.28337148

>>28337038
That they are strong is a given, but where would you sit

>> No.28337159

>>28336573
I'd rather be her 'prince' rather than her 'squire'

>> No.28337203

>>28337096
Also, valkyries. And actually, I can see pretty much any of the Eros girls doing it situationally, too.

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>>28337203
Young hero believe his Valkyrie is acting strange as of late.

>> No.28337456

>>28337381
You are too fat to look at me like that, lady.

>> No.28337503

>>28337381
>It's all in God's plan, Hero, now LEMME SUCK DAT DICK! THE LORD WANTS ME SLATHER YOUR SHIT UP!

>> No.28337576

>>28337503
>Valkyrie-chan you scaring me!

>> No.28337596

>>28337381
How do I get Valkyrie without being a hero?

>> No.28337704

>>28337148
On the abdomen, where else would you sit?

>> No.28337728

>>28337596
Climb a mountain with fire on top and claim one!

>> No.28337742

>>28337704
legs everywhere

>> No.28337770

>>28337576
>Ufufu, what do we always say, Hero? 'I mustn' t fear, fear is the mind killer. I will control my fear to master my fate.' It's like how GOD WANTS YOU TO CONTROL THAT COCK TO MASTER THIS PUSSY! LET'S KILL EACH OTHER'S VIGINITIES, HEEEEERO!
I really do want to see the mental gymnastics that must go on in a falling valkyrie' s head.

>> No.28337841

i want to have sex with robot overlords

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>>28337147
>Demon, Ochimusha, and kuniochi
>Five Kunoichi clans get a massive contract to take out a legendary hero on another continent
>Each village trains one Kunoichi from childhood in the most ancient and secretive techniques their clan possesses
>Upon reaching adulthood the Five leave their villages to take out "the big one" and bring glory to their clan
Imagine an overpowered girl from a common monster species whose only purpose is to take (you) down

>> No.28337880

>>28337770
The mental gymnastics would very interesting to witness.

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>>28337841
The only robot I would have sex with is Orianna

>> No.28337920
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28337920

>>28337381
>>28337503
>>28337770
Perverted angel! I must hide the sin of the world from you!

>> No.28337935

>>28337874
All five get cucked by his valkyrie

>> No.28337946

>>28337742
Enough space between them to let yours dangle. If you think that's an issue, Ushi Oni's abdomen should be thicc enough to kneel on it.

>> No.28338030

>>28337456
Not fat enough I say.

>> No.28338071

>>28337946
Ushi abdomens are big enough that you could play Twilight Imperium on them.

>> No.28338110
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Worship

>> No.28338120

Fuck humans.

>> No.28338147

>>28337935
>One Valkyrie
>Able to handle five super assassins
>Implying the poor valk isn't going to get corrupted by repeated exposure to demonic silver guarding her hero against countless failed "assassination" attempts
The Kunoichi get smarter with each failed attempt. God forbid they put aside clan rivalries and start working together

>> No.28338172

>>28338120
Do what you want, I want to fuck monster girls.

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>> No.28338393

>>28338147
Shouldn't be hard for her to win, really.
>Kunoichi busy training in the ancient ways for years on years
>Meanwhile the Valk is a literally divine warrior
from conception
>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8 and wins the Herobowl
Bam.

>> No.28338413

>>28338387
That's a lot of sake for such a smol fox.

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>>28338120
I'd rather fuck fish.

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>>28338488
Shark

>> No.28338618

>>28338393
>>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8 and wins the Herobowl
>Loses the chief god's protection because she couldn't even be a gentlewoman and wait eight years to molest her charge
>Given a divine restraining order to keep 40 aeons away from the hero for 9 millennia
>Hero is now open for whatever critter wants his d
Love both valks and kunoichis for the record

>> No.28338624

>>28333681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40m5SYppHe8

>> No.28338648
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>>28338120
B O Y M A K E R
O
Y
M
A
K
E
R

>> No.28338671

>>28338648
Kinda based and redpilled, wanna join my discord group?

>> No.28338696

>>28338607
>huge
>has sharp teeth
>can see the future
Scary

>> No.28338702

>>28338671
Only if it's about human women, preferably of a knight type, and all the great monstergirls you can turn them into.

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>>28338696
Sharp teeth are the best, though.

>> No.28338752

>>28338607
Man that shark had some strong 'boya~' energy.

>> No.28338772

>>28338618
The fallen Goddess said she didn't need to follow any of that silly stuff.

>> No.28338813

>>28338618
Aren't valks angels of the God of War or the Fallen God, not the Chief God? I don't recall reading anything about dark valks being any less broken in combat than the "pure" version and the setting is the way it is because the Chief God is an impotent bitch anyway.

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>>28334635
https://files.catbox.moe/4wvjqh.opus

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>>28338752
That is true

>> No.28339143

>>28339087
Fuck women with kiseru get me going.

>> No.28339168

>>28338488
She seems like the type that hugs her human acquaintance a little too tight and a little too long.

>> No.28339361
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Undead hospitals don't really make all their patients undead do they? All I got was a papercut and my vampire boss smelled the blood and drove me here

>> No.28339506

>>28339168
Impossible, holy fish hugs can't be too long. A little wet, maybe, but never too long.

>> No.28339508

>>28338772
Fallen God won't help her against the nonce patrol
>>28338813
Does every valkyrie that fucks their hero worship the fallen god? Would the Chief God tolerate a valkyrie marrying a hero if she thinks the valkyrie isn't corrupted. I don't root for the Chief God but I still sympathize for her. From KC's writing it looks like she's way out of her depth with what the world expects of her monsterization would help with that

>> No.28339551

>>28339361
It's a legitimate treatment but as a last resort. Like mindflayers.

>> No.28339633

>>28338393
>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8
Sex with a loli valkyrie

>> No.28339686

>>28339508
>Does every valkyrie that fucks their hero worship the fallen god?
I mean, not consciously...

>Would the Chief God tolerate
>Tolerate
What she'll tolerate doesn't really matter when
she can't do anything about monsters (or a good number of incubi/humans that have shrugged off her chains) crossing her. She absolutely is out of her league; if she wasn't so terrible I'd be tempted to root for her as the underdog as well.

>> No.28339724

>>28339551
They probably give terminally ill patients that undead mushroom. It'll be irrestible to those patients and they'll eat it immidiately and join their ranks.

Regular people would freak out at the sight of it

>> No.28339905

>>28338607
Fuck sharks.

>> No.28339971

>>28339905
A

>> No.28339976

>>28338696
>can see the future
>Hey anon, guess what I saw in your future
>What?
>Sex. A lot of sex.
>*intense shark loving noises*

>> No.28340055

>>28339905
Sharks are the best mermaids.

>> No.28340198

>>28339361
>nonce
>He's bleeding, you must make him a undead to save his life!

>> No.28340201

>>28339976
I always like the soothsayer monster aesthetic.

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>>28338648
her husband is built for goblin pussy

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Good maids don't need to become the house to clean it

>> No.28340621

>>28340594
She lacks ambition

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>>28340594
Kikis are good maids
But spiders are better

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>> No.28341070

>>28340723
I'd like a spider maid as part of the crew if only for quick/good repair of clothes and custom bras for the mega busty maids.

>> No.28341324

>>28341070
Is it really fair to call them mega busty if you don't need a cyclops to forge their bras?

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>> No.28341386

>>28341324
Anon please, those are breastplates, not bras.
Bras have lace and that silk is strong enough to hold back all that titflesh.

>> No.28341417

>>28341386
Ah, it seems you lack perspective. Very well, then.

>> No.28341449

>>28341417
You can't grope a breast through plate, Anon.

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>go to a small private school
>only 3 other people in class
>all of them succubi
>get invited to our class messaging group
>sure
>things are normal so far
>get back home
>start getting multiple alerts
>check what's up
>the chat is full of naked selfies of themselves

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>>28341070
Spiders are no slouches in the tit department themselves

>> No.28341522

>>28341468
Well yes, she'd be on the huge size herself but she'd probably be largely on laundry and clothing repair.
Maybe dusting hard to reach places but that would be an interesting sight to see with her chest.

>> No.28341531

>>28341338
Those ropes are too loose.

>> No.28341591

>>28341449
>Chain
>Scale
>Mesh from wire folded over a thousand times
Besides, with actual boob plates you get the tremendous satisfaction of yanking open the clasp and setting those glistening melons free. It's like Knight Waifu 101.

>> No.28341612

>>28341531
Doesn't matter, she's just playing along anyway. Bondage play with a cheshire must be challenging.

>> No.28341694

>>28341591
Anon, these are maids though!
Except the Ochi, she may want something more that is more befitting of her role as maid and head of security.

>> No.28341801

>>28341461
>Have Pharaoh and Apophis friends
>They give you their phone numbers
>Receive nudes from both
>Ignore them
>Receive threats from both of them
>Block their numbers but they get new numbers to threaten you
>When they're not harassing you, their Anubi are
>Both use their parents influence to mess with your life
>No other MG is willing to associate with you because of the risk.
>Move away but they follow
>Help

>> No.28341906

>>28341694
>these are maids though!
A harem of battle maids is the peak of aesthetics, though. I could definitely get behind some good titty armor.

>> No.28342039

>>28334635
with a stare

>> No.28342053
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Remember to drag your vampire wife to the monster mash, no matter how much they try to deny it everyone knows they enjoy a cheesy halloween party.

>> No.28342080
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28342080

wait
a maid
a mermaid
a maiden
so
mermaidmaidmaiden

>> No.28342116

>>28342080
go to nest, birdbrain

>> No.28342167

>>28341906
I'm feeling more 'proper' maids but yes, a battle maid harem could be good.
Spider silk cloth and cyclops forged armor?

A nice, expensive combination right there.
Would look great.

>> No.28342474

there should be signs that tell male travelers they're approaching a rape-species inhabited zone so that they don't get attacked

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>>28341591
Great taste anon

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>>28338110
yes

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>>28341801
The only thing to do is tell them that it is not proper for royalty to marry someone of such low standing, making sure to remind them their parents would agree they won't. To be on the safe side make it clear that you aren't sure what they see in you anyways

>> No.28342981

What is your favorite image of your waifu anon?

>> No.28343028

>>28342565
cute wisp

>> No.28343062

>>28331031
Excuse me my dude you wouldn't happen to have the sauce for that, would you?

>> No.28343085

>>28342615
Magic chestplates are able to conceal a lot.

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Why do popular girls have to be so scary?

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>>28342981

>> No.28343223

>>28342858
We're beyond that point by now. They both consider me their husband so they're not backing down. I have also receive very strongly worded letters from their parents asking me to marry their respected daughters.

>> No.28343298

>>28342981
Someone already posted it...

>> No.28343384

>>28343126
gyaru zombies are sexy

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>>28343085
The moment a warrior mg comes home and takes her breastplate off must feel like peeling socks off after a long day only ten times more relieving
Imagine burying your face in a mamanos massive sweaty free hanging mammaries
Imagine

>> No.28343759

>>28343223
Pull out the trump card. Do the one thing that will utterly terrify any mamano no matter how strong of wealthy they are
Tell them that any potential suitress needs to meet your parents first. If you want to really test their limits have both of them do it at the same time.

>> No.28344066

>>28339361
It all depends on which ward they take you into

>> No.28344114

What would a Dark Elf do if her slave husband starts crying and thinking he is a fuck-up because he constatly keeps messing up despite trying his best because he is clumsy and slow?

>> No.28344165

>>28343552
You know what I'm imagining? The smell. Also, a wife slightly flustered by me enjoying it

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>> No.28344301

>>28344276
Very majestic

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>>28342053
It is every vampire husbands duty to dress as Dracula with those little plastic fangs and do the "Blagh" voice the entire night for at least one Halloween party

>> No.28344482

>>28344276
That's a lot of tail. Is this centaur part kitsune or something?

>> No.28344520

>>28319439
This unironically says a lot about society

>> No.28344653

>>28343197
i'd fondle her

>> No.28344663

Is monmusu manga just as dead as before or slightly less so? I remember how I only missed about 5 chapters after not checking it for a year.

>> No.28344684

>>28344114
that boy needs hug therapy, and a commemorative slap on the butt got even daring to think such destructive thoughts

>> No.28345066

>>28344684
This aspect of monsters like dark elves and manticores amuses me greatly. It's all femdom and sadism until hubby actually gets his feefees hurt, then it's coddling time. I'll bet the initial spaghetti drop is glorious.

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To attract a snake goddess gf that appeared to me in a dream a week ago I was adviced to collect as much snakegirl pics as possible, can you guys help me out?

>> No.28345332
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>>28345268
>Snakegirl pics
>Posts a girl with a snake
I will give you 1.
Don't spend it all at once

>> No.28345343

>>28341612
>Struggling with the ropes trying to tie her to a chair
>She poofs behind you un-noticed, and wipes your brow before offering to help you with them

>> No.28345346

>>28344520
I wonder how a monster girl would react if they found out their BF (or soon to be BF) is sexually repressed.
Then again, it would most likely just be sex.

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>>28344520
indeed it does
>>28345268
hmmmm

>> No.28345407

>>28345346
You just described pretty much every Order proactively dated man ever. The answer is rape. The answer is always rape.

>> No.28345444

>>28345268
Are you that dude from /x/ ?

>> No.28345506

>>28345407
>The answer is rape. The answer is always rape.

>Hellhound getting asked anything regarding love/sex/dating

>> No.28345520

>>28345444
yeah

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>>28345444
>>28322936
>>28345520
>mfw I just realised that some guys here are /x/ anons like me

>> No.28345646

>>28345506
Be fair, hellhounds are one of the more likely types to apply cuddling and licks/kisses instead. They're towards the top of the gapmoe hierarchy.

>>28345590
The overlap isn't surprising, really. Just ask people which MG they'd like to see in the future and the /x/philes glow.

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Confession time, changing tastes version.

Is there any monster girl related opinion you regret having when you got into them? How about an opinion you have now that your past self would have slapped you for?

>> No.28345817

>>28345718
I liked Papi in high school, but now that I’m older, I prefer more mature girls

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>>28345646
to be honest I only realised it today, but it makes a lot of sence and it explains a lot of stuff

>> No.28345842

>>28345718
I liked anubutts at first, then saw the wight profile and lightning hit my dick

>> No.28345846

>>28345506
>Miss Hellhound, my boyfriend is depressed and is barely responsive in bed. I tried raping him several times, but he's either zoned out or looks like he's about to cry. What can I do?

>> No.28345897

>>28345590
I like monster girls as much as the next guy, but I’m under no delusion they’re anything more than drawings. All the more power to people who can develop them into characters and ideas, like /x/fags and waifufags.

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>>28345590
As long as the outright schizoposts can stay there it's fine.

>> No.28345993

>ywn be a paladin commander's squire
>ywn accompany her into a march into a demon realm with a large force of Order soldiers
>ywn dress her mana wounds after a particularly bad battle
>ywn wake up in the middle of that same night to find your charge huddled under a blanket in the corner of the war camp tent
>ywn find her monsterized beneath the blanket
>ywn have to watch as she pounces on you and is a hair's breadth from taking you then and there before she restrains herself
>ywn comfort her as you she freaks out about the changes
>ywn join her in a self imposed exule as she leaves a last order to return to Order territory for the troops
>ywn ease her into her new life of being a monster girl
>ywn eventually fall in love with your charge
>ywn have her eventually fall in love with you too
>ywn consumate your love next to a fire in your cottage you two built together
>ywn live a comfy life with your former paladin commander who's now your high tier monster girl wife hidden away in the countryside

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>>28345590
>>28345841
/x/ has an dedicated general for summoning a succubus irl and constant vampire threads. If anything they share the most similarities with us than any other board. I genuinely hope they get their succ GFs one day

>> No.28346036

>>28345846
He may be insomniac. See if he has any of these symptoms:
>trouble trying to sleep
>restless mind
>eyes feel like they’re going to bleed
>eyes dried up and bulged out
>mouth is dry
>mouth is numb
>mouth is spun-out
>mouth is in overdrive
>mouth is laughing in his face
>crooked spine
>crooked skull
>mouth is his mouth

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>>28345718
Honestly, not really.
I entertained the idea of bigamy for a time, but ultimately it's just not my thing.

>> No.28346105

>>28345997
Don't forget to save those summoning ritual instructions in case the portals ever open! You can do a lot worse than a vanilla succubus during the initial outpouring of horny monsters!

This post sponsored by the Trans-dimensional Succubus Council.

>> No.28346347

>>28345718
I used to think Hakutaku were a stupid addition to the titcow family. I now realize that their special ability is still kinda pointless, but their disposition is a nice change from the standard holst or minotaur and they've become a favorite. Aside from that, any changes in opinion have just come from learning more.

>> No.28346433

>>28345718
Pharaoh's mind control potential and Gentle femdom potential shot her up in my rankings.

>> No.28346539

>>28334635
>Kiki wife: Welcome back, master. Dinner will be ready soon. Would you like some tea while you wait?
>shortstack nurari headwife: You are late. I hope you brought what I asked for.

Anubis wife doesn't say much because she is currently gagged and blindfolded while being "molested" by the nurari headwife

>> No.28346627
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How do dragons knead bread with those big stinky claws?

>> No.28346711

>>28346627
Why would a claw stink?

>> No.28346746

>>28345971
Eldritch Yukari is cool.
>tfw no MGE Ancient "evil" Yukari wife.
She is an endangered species!

>> No.28346853
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>>28346105
Putting the effort into summoning a succubus definitely adds a layer of romance to courting a potential wife. Even in an age of instant communication there must still be succs out there who long to be summoned the old-fashioned way. Probably CC's and young monsters idealizing the past

>> No.28346889

>>28343759
The meeting happened and I didn't get a say in it because my parents got a few million dollars and were promise more If married one of the girls. So my parents took sides and only fuel a passive aggressive conflict between the two girls. I just went to bed while they were still fighting.

>> No.28346909
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>>28312817
Big moose girls

>> No.28346930
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>> No.28346946

>>28346853
>Thirsty Christmas cakes ready to be loved or nubile chuuni succs eager to grow into the ball-draining legends of their mythical ancestors (only with less soul devouring)
Yes. YES.

>> No.28346963

>>28345718
Looking back the whole anubis x dragon drama was pretty dumb considering how people seem to have embraced threesomes and monster girls preparing each other for their husband. Feel bad for calling the guy a cuck now.

>> No.28346964

>>28345590
I mostly go to /x/ because reading about the occult is genuinely fascinating, regardless of its veracity.

>>28345997
Wonder if Kabbalah evocations could get me an Angel and/or Golem gf if Portal Day were to occur.

>> No.28346968
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28346968

>>28346930
Worship the demon

>> No.28346992

>>28346968
This is my new home.

>> No.28347002

>>28345718
I used to resent people for liking titcows for whatever reason, but then I realized that I should just accept people have different tastes.

>> No.28347093

>>28345718
Past me was vehemently against being a waifufag. Now I am one and have been for five years.

>> No.28347280

>>28346963
He was still a cuck.

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>> No.28347373

>>28345718
I can't prove it but I think KDF is the reason why other waifufags become daughteru dickers. Because I think it's happening to me.

>> No.28347425

>>28347373
whos your waifu?

>> No.28347446

>>28346963
Wasn't he a futafag though? Or am I just bad at memory?

>> No.28347491

>>28347425
Demon. I don't talk about her here much.

>> No.28347539

>>28347446
Plenty of the current waifufags are futafags so it wouldn't surprise me.

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>>28347373
Can't speak for other waifufags, but it was 100% my decision. And demon, huh? Gonna make your little girl give you a contract?

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>>28346889
>Parents take bribe money to decide a life-long commitment for the future of their family
>Spur conflict between their daughter-in-laws to be anyways
I think somebody with parents like this may have bigger issues than being pursued by two monstergirls.
Realistically, the only proper solution is as follows
>Promise to marry whoever gets pregnant first
>Use hentai logic to knock both up at the same time
>Take apophis and pharoah as cowives
>Have many children with both
>Happy end

>> No.28347615

>>28347555
When she wants to.

>> No.28347637

>>28347373
I haven't fallen for that yet thankfully.
>>28347539
Gross.

>> No.28347653

>>28347373
How many people actually talk to that guy outside of here? I don't see him talking in any of the monstergirl discords.

>> No.28347665

>>28347653
>monstergirl discords.
?

>> No.28347674

>>28347653
I was talking about his general influence in here.

>> No.28347712

>>28347571
They still play pranks on one another

>> No.28347716

>>28347637
>yet

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>> No.28347736

>>28347446
He commissioned futa years later but that was unrelated to the .less commission.

>> No.28347787

>>28347736
Is he one of the current Anubisfags?

>> No.28347798

>>28347491
>a fellow demonfag
You should talk about her more anon, they're great!

>> No.28347840

>>28347787
Nope. He was a Lichfag too from what I remember, I think he was less a waifufag and more a guy who liked a certain few girls.

>> No.28347911

>>28347840
I'm not upset he fucked off long ago bit I am curious what he's up to now. He was an OG autist.

>> No.28348006

>>28347911
>I'm not upset he fucked off long ago
im sure

>> No.28348033
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28348033

She's waiting, anon. Go ahead. Stick it in.

>> No.28348137

>>28347373
I have so many depraved fetishes, I'd make a Baph blush and a Diamond Trumpart wet. But daughteru dicking is too far for me.

>> No.28348150

>>28348033
What's with that background? Are we in Minecraft? Why would I waste time putting my penis in a stupid girl when I could be playing Minecraft in real life?

>> No.28348208

>>28348033
Fine, I will put the GTX 3080 into the PC, she can stop looking at me like that.

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>>28348150
>Are we in Minecraft?
Yes. Sally gives you a fire resistance buff, so when you're in the Nether, you don't take any fire damage from enemies, fire, or lava. But you have to stick your dick in her mouth first.

>> No.28348300

>>28348033
jesus those teeth are so goddamn unsettling, that mouth makes me want to put my dick in it if only to obscure the sight of it

>> No.28348349

>>28348033
Judging by the close up with mouth open thing going on I'm guessing this is a "mawshot" vorefag requested on /d/

>> No.28348384

>Juno data indicates 'sprites' or 'elves' frolic in Jupiter's atmosphere

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>>28346968
Cradlerob the demon

>> No.28348422

So once the holodive threads pushes us out of /jp/ where would we go?

>> No.28348495

>>28348349
I found it on the /d/ edit thread, but it doesn't look like vore to me. Thought it was a mouth fetish pic

>> No.28348587
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28348587

Rubber succ.

>> No.28348636

>>28348384
>elves
Oh no Eldar!

>> No.28348816

>>28348587
nice.

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>> No.28348895

>>28348587
>found modder's patreon, all free
Welp time to get jerkin

>> No.28348936

>>28347716
Not saying I wont ever fall for it but I haven't as of now.

>> No.28349003
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How flexible is your waifu?

>> No.28349008
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I love my evil wife
I want to pat my diabolical wife
I want to suggest mercy and have her laugh me off
I want to hug her close after a long day of being the prettiest evil overlord this side of an undead kingdom

>> No.28349083

>>28349003
Probably on the more flexible side of average. She'd do yoga and other stretches for and/or with me while wearing latex on occasion, but otherwise she wouldn't make a habit of increasing her flexibility.

>> No.28349087

>>28348422
Why would it push us out?

>> No.28349163

>>28348422
Rent free, my man.

>> No.28349209

>>28349087
I've been noticing a bunch of touhou threads on /v/ and when I asked what the deal was they all told me is cause holodive crowd them out.

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>local kumiho seeking youthful human male (must have healthy liver)

>> No.28349261

>>28349209
And you believed /v/?

>> No.28349276
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28349276

First request completed for the P-slime guy, >>27966623

https://pastebin.com/qN7F4tDf

Also, thanks to everyone who submitted a request. I have 12 total, so this should keep me busy well into November. Next up is a Jiangshi story in the Mist Continent.

>> No.28349278

>>28349250
>(must have healthy liver)
Sounds like she's looking for a drinking buddy, gonna pass on this.

>> No.28349284

>>28349209
>touhou threads
>/v/

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>>28349278
sweet naive anon

>> No.28349387

>>28349209
They're retards looking for excuses to break containment now they're no longer the dominant thing on the board. /jp/ is no longer about touhou, there's only 2 hololive threads at a time, one for japanese and one for global, the real thing chasing them out is there's way more to talk about on the board than there used to be.

H games are allowed a thread, gacha is allowed a thread, idols, jav, monster girls, visual novels etc. The list goes on, for every thread that actually has something of substance with ongoing content to talk about it leaves less room for another pointless "which 2hu feet u smell???" thread. Don't get me wrong there's still a fair few of those threads but there's way less of them than there used to be, Touhou only posters fear a thriving /jp/ and are the bronies of Japanese fan bases.

>> No.28349441

>>28349276
>https://pastebin.com/qN7F4tDf
Hey thanks magus for doing my request!

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>>28349250
>kitsune spots you looking rather lonely and no one's nearby to help
>you already know this is bad news and try to make a run for it
>shoots a mobile charm spell at you to stun and slow you down
>pins you at breakneck speed before you can even react and forces your lips open
>"nooo I'm not some kind of sex toy made for your sick amusement you can't just tongue fuck me" you try to protest
>"hehe fox tongue goes schlorp"
>liberally spreads her viscous saliva all over your neck to taste your sweat
>there's nothing you can do at this point
>"jaaa itadakimaaaasu~" as she gets ready to take home her meal

>> No.28349618

>>28349450
>implying i'd even resist

>> No.28349684

>>28349618
you would, cause you a bitch

>> No.28349754

>>28349008
She looks devious. I'd let her kill me, eat me, or whatever it is wights do. I wouldn't even be mad

>> No.28349755

>>28346964
same

>> No.28349824

>>28349618
I would if only because she didn't ask. Also,
>>28349684. If I got so much as a "hey boy, yu Wan sum tung?" I'd gladly be her bitch, though.

>> No.28349839

>>28349684
That doesn't make sense, anon. Isn't not-resisting more of a bitch move than resisting?

>> No.28349981

>>28349839
not if you're also crying

>> No.28350026

>>28349387
>which 2hu feet u smell???
well...which would you?

>> No.28350194

>>28350026
Gap hag

>> No.28350387

>>28350026
Old fox

>> No.28350472

>>28350026
Not into feet, but I'd sniff mask autist's armpits.

>> No.28350477

>>28350026
Yuuka of course

>> No.28350501

>>28344331
If you are not getting revenge bitten at least once a week are you even really doing your duty as a vampire's husband?

>> No.28350703
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I wanna kneel down and eat out a jiangshi while she's unable to bend down and stop me

>> No.28350704

>No pailoli flandere that flips between innocent girl and maximum, nearly yan-lewd woman

>> No.28350785

>>28350704
MGE Scarlet Devil Mansion is a top tier harem

>> No.28350843

>>28350703
careful you don't limber her up too much then, the results may be catastrophic.

>> No.28350909

>>28350785
It is.
A lot of variety and quality species.

>> No.28350937

>>28349276
Great read magus, not the guy who requested it but love the tone of the story.

>> No.28350966

>>28349754
That's my wife! Make your own scary wight wife! Although, my wife is always happy to give evil lessons to budding evil wights

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>>28350501
I love the idea of being married to a vampire and wearing clothes that show off the love bites. Something like those white shirts for men from the 1700s with the low collars and wide sleeves to leave the neck and wrists exposed. Also helpful if vamp wife wants a quick snack

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>>28350909
It's a well-run houshold as well. Being the lord of the mansion would be nice. Even if you basically function as a sex toy for the whole mansion

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Boys should be cute, lithe, and small; girls should be tough, strong, and big.

>> No.28351617

>>28350477
imagine

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>> No.28351685

>>28351156
But that's the best part!
>When Kikuya asks Dark Mage patchy to whip up something to 'keep you going in bed.'
>Doesn't tell you what it is and just puts it in your food before ordering you to make sure their Ryu Gate guard 'stays awake'
>Devolves in you fucking her till she's cumbloated but still awake, if not aware.
>When asked by Remilia if she thought it would work she just says 'no but I figured it may be a nice change of pace.'

>> No.28351717

>>28351459
Key word: should.

>> No.28351741

>>28351677
As expected of expertly minted coins.

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>>28351677
Old butt gold

>> No.28351975

Which MG would love to drink beer and watch the World Series with me?

>> No.28351979

>>28351677
That's some heavy metal

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>> No.28352392

>>28351975
Alp (potentially), amazon, hellhound, ocolomeh, salamander, and wight. Tell anyone about that last one and your pelvis will be unrecoverable.

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>>28347344

>> No.28352661

>>28349276
Nice

>> No.28352699

>>28349276
Good stuff. Parasite slimes are good girls, devoted to their host and husband.

>> No.28352924

>Phantom sees a Telenovela after she settles into our world.
>Shit hits the fan as an entire town winds up being turned into a literal incarnation of one and EVERYONE has their whole lives upturned to keep her entertained.

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>> No.28353224

>>28353185
hey that's cheating

>> No.28353302

>YWN Have an bully
>It will never get so bad you move away
>Decades will never pass
>YWN get a new job
>Your boss will never be that same elf
>She will never harass you at work
>Months won't pass like this, with pinches, slaps, and lewd whispers
>She will never cordially...invite...you to a family reunion
>YWN go
>She won't fuck you like an animal in front of everyone and mindbreak you into a loving househusband
>You will never spend the rest of your life raising kids, doting on her, and getting bent over every object in the house

I made myself sad

>> No.28353344

>>28353302
*Dark Elf bully

I have a small brain and am greatly sorry

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>> No.28353389

>>28349276
gotta love slimes

>> No.28353487
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28353487

Which monster girl would be the perfect fit for the "Spurned childhood friend you forgot about and got married, so she becomes your mistress" archetype?

>> No.28353499

>>28351067
More evidence that all men are just bite sluts who mish for nothing more than to be covered in marks and hickies.

>> No.28353553

>>28353370
how can kikis even compete?

>> No.28353560
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>>28350477

>> No.28353580

>>28353302
>and getting bent over every object in the house
>Not being forced to bend her over every object in the house via leash

>> No.28353594

>>28353344
Yeah, no wonder you like Dark Elves.

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>>28350704

>> No.28353828

>>28353580
>Implying I can't do both

>> No.28353982

okay anon, what are the three things you must do when the hellhound is going to start raping?

>> No.28354021

>>28353762
Loli in the streets, lolibaba in the sheets

>> No.28354115

>>28353762
Exactly.

>>28354021
You know it.
The type to mock me by teasing and saying a pervert like me would probably like them bigger while she milks me with them.
Or teases about seeing if Patchy should ensure she and 'big sis match'

>> No.28354194

>>28353982
The three B's
>breath
to calm yourself
>brace
to reduce damage
>berate
to gode her on to new heights of passion

>> No.28354217

>>28352699
Yeah they are really good girls. Love em a lot!

>> No.28354225

Demon in the streets, accountant in the sheets

>> No.28354253
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>> No.28354259

>>28351685
I bet kiki sakuya would be pretty efficient and ruthless when it comes to using you for her own pleasure.
>Binds you to a chair in one of the guest rooms
>rides the fuck out of you without breaking her stoic expression.

>> No.28354333

>>28354253
my soul is in pain

>> No.28354341

>>28354225
It's impressive, really; you'd think she'd have a much harder time documenting the amount of sperm poured into, into, and near her. God help you if you're under your quota, though.

>> No.28354430

>>28354259
And that's not even counting her stopping time to ride you quickly for her pleasure.

>> No.28354538

>>28353982
>stay calm
>stand firm, don’t show any weaknesses
>use your emergency spray bottle

>> No.28354605

>>28353982
Let her know you're distinctly not into femdom.
Let her know you're distinctly not into canines.
Let her know you're distinctly not into large breasts.

>> No.28354680
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28354680

How the heck am I gonna afford four maids that just showed up at my house out of nowhere?

>> No.28354685

>>28354605
>But if that were true, why is your dick so hard?
>Why did you just cum in the canine cunt?

>> No.28354740

>>28354685
Hellhounds don't get me hard, though.

>> No.28354862

I want to breathe in the fumes of a kitsune's tail.

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>>28354862

>> No.28354981

>>28354430
>Rides you ragged until you cum
>She nonchalantly gets up and puts on her maid uniform again
>You hear her say "Dinner at six" while she walks out of the room, not even looking back at you
>The sound of her heels slowly fading away
>You are still bound to the chair.

>> No.28354998

>>28354680
Just fill out a MAID-2 form for each of them at your local Maid Services Center.

>> No.28355097

sex is the only form of a husband's attention that a succubus can register in her head

>> No.28355204

>>28354981
Exactly.
The perfect maid.
Although you should know that remaining tied up was not a mistake.
Someone else will be coming in shortly.

>> No.28355274

>>28354998
Why does the form ask for my "daily semen output"?

>> No.28355355

>>28355204
>Gluttonous library succ finds you
>"Need a hand, my lord?"

>> No.28355457

>>28354605
You have some really and I emphasize on really shit tastes

>> No.28355462

>>28355355
Overfeed that suck.
She works hard to help her mistress.

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>> No.28355817

>>28355457
To each his own. I just want to have petite demonic servants.

>> No.28355844

>>28312722
... Is... Is that a chaos sandworm...? Be still my heart.

>> No.28356287

>>28355462
Different anon, but I'd much prefer a MGE Myouren Temple.

>> No.28356288

>>28316683
Stopped playing LoL about 2 years ago, is it still good? Did it get any better? Did they stop the gimmick game modes?

>> No.28356327

>>28318584
Gonna suckle on that cloaca.

>> No.28356495
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>>28322211
Fuck a Queen Slime. Marry a Troll. Kiss an Oomukade (I hope she bites my tongue!)

>> No.28356549

>>28356287
Would be interesting.
A jinko, a large rat, a kobold that shouts at people, and a generic big titty succ monk?
Not bad.

>> No.28356567

>>28356495
>Fucking a Queen Slime
>All 762 of her
Anon, that's cheating

>> No.28356607

>>28356549
Don't forget the sailor girl ghost and dark priest with a sylph sutando.

>> No.28356622

>>28324865
That Fairy is gonna end up a Dullahan if this keeps up.

>> No.28356633

i'm adopting 10 loli monsters and i'm going to wife them
is that bad?

>> No.28356646

>>28356607
Them as well.
Although I imagine that ghost is going to look quite a bit lewder.

>> No.28356713
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>>28356288
No.

>> No.28356787
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>>28324998
Islam Delenda Est

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>>28325542
There's a sad lack of Troll foot fetish art

>> No.28356874

>>28325616
It was funny and topical, let the Karens and the cucks cry in their corner, just a normal Tuesday for them.

>> No.28356901

>>28356787
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.28356935

>>28356874
Yeah it was kinda based, fellow doomer. Fucking cringe normies...

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>>28334635
She pats my head and thanks me for working hard for her, before telling me what's for supper, and then informing me which part of her body she'd like worshiped for "desert".

>> No.28357098

>>28356935
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, idiot.

>> No.28357117

>>28357098
Didn't stop you from posting, though.

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>> No.28357245

With automata, is there a line of automata geared for customization and building like gunpla? Like people going around showing off their automata rigs and harem?

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>> No.28357428

>>28357245
Pretty much the opposite.
All existing automatons are ancient as hell and nobody knows how to make more, let alone make addons that aren't jury-rigged Gremlin tech that's just as likely to dismantle itself.

>> No.28357529

>>28357245
>come home
>your gremlin wife is installing a custom vagina and anus in her automaton sister
>ok why but are you naked too?

>> No.28357535 [DELETED] 

>>28345268
[spoiler[I wish I could remember my dreams, I usually get vague feelings on what they were about, and I'm assuming the ones that I feel I want to try harder to remember are the most interesting, but those are the hardest to remember anything about. I rarely remember dreams, though I'm grateful to have had one monster girl dream that I remembered, and wouldn't you know, it was about my waifu. And a bee, not sure where she came from. Also, I was in your thread, anon.[/spoiler] Thanks for reading my blog!

>> No.28357576

>>28345971
Portals are heavily grounded in reality though, right?

>> No.28357598
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28357598

Do bad puns make banshees smile?

>> No.28357693

>>28357245
In normal MGE?
I imagine you can go diving in old ruins and the like to find parts to do customizations of your automatons.

In more modern settings? Yeah, you'd probably end up with whole conventions dedicated to showing off their wife/harems and their mods/cosplay

>> No.28357886
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>>28354862
That's a good way to get addicted.

>> No.28358171

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take the wife to bed if she falls asleep at her work station be she witch, gremlin, dark mage or something else.

>> No.28358261

>>28358171
But what if she's big and heavy?

>> No.28358286

>>28358261
Then move her slowly and carefully.
Or at the very least put a blanket on her.

>> No.28358296

>>28357245
Living Armor would be better for gunpla waifus.

>> No.28358328

>>28357598
Ears too fat, go longer and thinner.

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>> No.28358366

>>28356821
If the art looks like that then thank goodness for that

>> No.28358439
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>>28357535
Youre welcome, spoilerchama bee's are nice!

>> No.28358501

>>28358366
The only problem I can see is the absurdly long legs. Besides, there's not enough Troll art to be too picky. They have more than most though.

>> No.28358645

>>28358171
Our Imps can bring her to me, or vice versa.

>> No.28358691
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I want to bully alps. Multiple times. With my dick.

>> No.28358717

>>28358691
I want alp to bully me by calling me a faggot as she sucks my dick.

>> No.28358972

>>28358691
What makes an Alp any better than any other kind of succ?

>> No.28359105

>>28358717
That's gonna come out mumbled if she tries to do it while sucking your dick.

>>28358972
You mean other than the fact they have the potential to become more lewd and seductive than a regular succ? I don't know, they make for good tomboy succs, I guess.

>> No.28359226

>>28359105
>more lewd and seductive
In what ways?

>> No.28359325

>>28359226
vaguely gay ways

>> No.28359465
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>> No.28359522

>>28359325
Ah. I'll stick to my Alices and slender, small-chested teenage Succs, then.

>> No.28359630
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>> No.28359814

>>28359465
Birdbrain

>> No.28359872

>>28359630
she's very beautiful
her freckles make it all so perfect

>> No.28359884
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talon jobs

>> No.28359896

>>28359630
thiccy kiki

>> No.28360376
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I’m going to impress the tanuki merchant guild master by making myself rich from the auction house alone. That way she’ll definitely go on a date with me

>> No.28360641

I want to become the Butthole Bandit and terrorise the butts of innocent Sabbath lolis!

>> No.28360749
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>>28346539
>gagged and blindfolded anubis wife
Tell me more!

>> No.28360825

>>28360641
I want to study the various schools of magic, with representatives from various Sabbaths assisting me in practical demonstrations!

>> No.28360837

fisting a manticore's tail

>> No.28360872

>>28360837
>she gives you the smuggest look when her bulb closes around your shoulder and you're stuck

>> No.28360919

>>28360872
>get four manticores and have all your limbs completely sucked into their tails

>> No.28360921

>>28360837
Fisting an Angel while convincing her that it's the chaste way of getting off, while your Imp wives secretly take turns on your cock while she's distracted!

>> No.28360955

Since we have a goo-girl monster, vore monster and a tail-pussy monster, what species would the fuck-nugget girl be?

>> No.28360973

>>28360921
Fisting your single digit age daughteru up to the elbow to truly feel what fatherly love is like!

>> No.28361007

>>28360955
Living doll, Golem or Automaton anon, their limbs come off and go back on very easily!

>> No.28361044

>>28361007
yeah but i'm talking about a monster having no limbs IS it's main shtick

>> No.28361050

>>28360749
>smug oni not so smug after being bound and gagged

>> No.28361068

>>28360872
>I'm stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!

>> No.28361072
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>Help I've Fallen for a Fallen Angel and Now She Keeps Making Lewd Motions at Me Whenever I'm Not Looking!

>> No.28361103

>>28361050
Which girls get smugger when they're bound and gagged?

>> No.28361129

>>28361072
>Help I've Fallen for a Fallen Angel and I Can't Get Up

>> No.28361149

>>28361103
Turtle.

>> No.28361156

>>28361072
all monsters like to make lewd motions behind your back, you're just a sexual object until they get their hands on you. you'll be fine once a the sex actually happens, she'll respect your boundaries hopefully

>> No.28361163

>>28361103
A certain Kobold.

>> No.28361175 [DELETED] 

>>28361163
You mean the one that is into cuckoldry and black dudes?

>> No.28361184

>>28361149
they're smug because she knows her stans can dunk your ass inside-out if you fuck up

>> No.28361209
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This thread is so emasculated it's speedrunning. Where's the monster taming?

>> No.28361231
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>>28361209
no

>> No.28361232

>>28361129
That could be a rather cute romcom. Guy falls for a Fallen Angel but can't manage a boner whenever she's around out of nerves/embarrassment. Cue her trying to make him feel nice and safe but somehow never making progress with his dick.

>> No.28361332

>>28361175
Uh, no?

>> No.28361339

>>28361332
Uh, yes.

>> No.28361362
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>>28361209
I want to bully a big doggo like this so bad.

>> No.28361369
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>>28361231
Yes.

>> No.28361398

>>28344653
fish are for fondling

>> No.28361404

>>28361362
How does she use those headphones?

>> No.28361456

>>28361404
They're just an accessory.

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>> No.28361512

>>28361496
I don't get it

>> No.28361523

>>28361362
>team 8ft
perfect

>> No.28361764

>>28361512
He holds his arms out and then he has a toddler, what don't you get?

>> No.28361880

>>28361764
>what don't you ge
What's his tax policy?

>> No.28361941

>>28361880
He puts a tax out on non green hairs and the childless.

>> No.28362066
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28362066

Say it, slut.
You have nothing else to lose.

>> No.28362107

>>28362066
Eh... Where's your gatekeeper?

>> No.28362124
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>>28362107
She's busy.

>> No.28362148

>>28362124
But she was asleep when--fine, how about that fatty always holed up in your library?

>> No.28362169
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>>28362148
How about have sex with Remilia?

>> No.28362183

>>28362169
How about you grow some chest, you damn brat.

>> No.28362216
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>>28362183
She doesn't need a big chest. She's got charisma! The staple of many vampire lolis.

>> No.28362218

>>28362169
No ass, no tits, not even tall. What good are you?

>> No.28362226

>>28362169
Ew.

>> No.28362242
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>>28362218
she's got the best ass

>> No.28362265
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>>28362226
Ah, so you want to be in Flandre's Cute & Funny Rape Corner in her room?

>> No.28362295

>>28362265
i sure do

>> No.28362318

>>28362066
I'm sorry but I don't get aroused by little girls at all. You'll have to find someone else.

>> No.28362327

>>28362242
That doesn't look that impressive. Where are the long elegant legs? The wide hips? The slender stomach and the giant tits?
0/10, would not bang

>> No.28362514
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What would the internet history of different monster girls look like?

>> No.28362602
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How do I acquire thick foxes?

>> No.28362618

>>28362602
Acquire any fox and a lot of tofu.

>> No.28362625

>>28362295
Flandre will rape you really hard though

>> No.28362648

>>28362327
why do you want some disgusting cows like the maid, the librarian, or the gatekeeper?

>> No.28362665

>>28362602
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.28362675

>>28362648
Cows are delicious. Have you never had cow?

>> No.28362688

>>28362648
Because they're not disgusting. Checkmate.

>> No.28362726

>>28362625
that's a hot way to live

>> No.28363752
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>>28362602
Check the more well-to-do shrines.

>> No.28363903
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Do bicorns prefer corn or carrots?

>> No.28363917

>>28362648
Not him but while I do prefer cows I couldn't say no to a horny loli.

>> No.28364446
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>>28363903
I prefer my bicorns, and all centaur family girls for that matter, with four legs.

They like cum and other girls' pussy juice

>> No.28364665

>>28363903
Outside of bicorn and nightmare, I don't find them all that interesting.
I don't mind them, they just don't do anything I find interesting.
Now, having one bicorn and then several nightmares, that's something I want. Super confident while in dream world and can make my dreams super nice, a bunch of shy nerds to cuddle while awake. Perfection.

>> No.28365258

>>28363752
i really like foxes that show me their butt

>> No.28365579
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Don't ever, ever, EVER pull out or even suggest using protection
This makes the fox sad, very sad
Look what you did by suggesting you use a condom. Shame on you, shame!

>> No.28365690

>>28365579
Why does ahri posting seem more common now?

>> No.28365715

>>28365690
cuz my friends recently roped me into playing lol and I fell in love now I cant stop talking about her

>> No.28365734

>>28363903
>i will now buy your corn.

>> No.28365767

>>28365715
Im sorry for your loss. Although not gunna lie about wanting to coom inside most of the girls. Monstrous and human.

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>>28365579
But what if she's the one that suggested it?

>> No.28365910

>>28365715
>Fell in love with the posterslut
You're a pretty basic dude huh?

>> No.28365943

>>28361175
Exlain.

>> No.28365963
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>>28365910
Yes, and?

>> No.28365964
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>>28365910
basically, im the kinda dude that goes to exhentai and looks up "sex"

>> No.28366081

>>28361231
That kind of thinking isn't good. I need to adopt this smol snake and start teaching her.

>> No.28366170

>>28365910
nothing wrong with being uncomplicated

>> No.28366219

>>28366170
>nothing wrong with having a shit taste
False.

>> No.28366244

>>28365963
>>28365964
Need to breed rising.

>> No.28366258

>>28365910
There is nothing wrong with a man falling in love with the the popular girl.
Hellhound/manticore/Cheshire Cat are some of the postersluts for MGE and it's still fine to like them.

>> No.28366351

>>28365887
That is a fucking trap

>> No.28366388

>people talking about lol mgs.
>cant find the image of all of them lined up infront of a mirror with lux.
Shame.

>> No.28366406

>>28366388
I have only the uncensored version

>> No.28366484

>>28366351
It's not anon. Just take off your pant and put on the condom on that absolutely hasn't been laced with aphrodisiac and made to break as soon as you start fucking.
Just have safe sex with her and don't worry about anything else.

>> No.28366704

>>28365964
Based, I unironiclly do this with gelbooru

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>>28366244
Spirit Blossom Ahri is a fucking treasure. Cass too.

>> No.28366790
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foxes with guns, yes?

>> No.28366799

>>28366351
Yes, the baby trap.
Condoms and MGs don't mix too well.

>> No.28366828

>>28366790
But where is tail

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>>28366790
yeah

>> No.28366870

>>28366790
What even is that gun?

>> No.28366901

>>28366870
It's a grenade launcher.

>> No.28367108

>>28360376
How are these Tanuki so stacked? They all have such fat chests!

>> No.28367167

>>28367108
How else are you going to represent an enormous ballsack on a woman?

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>>28367167
Big fluffy shins.

>> No.28367226
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Life with a hellhound wife would be interesting to say the least. On the one hand, you've got a wife that's fiercely in love with you. Loves to fuck you hard. Loves to take control during sex; though she'll let you take the lead whenever you like. She's nothing but kind and protective of you. And her protectiveness is never to the point of being controlling of you. On the other hand, she's an absolute bitch to everyone that isn't you, being downright nasty and aggressive quite often. Though never really to the point of causing too much of a scene. Then there's the added fact that her hygiene could just a tad bit of work, and that she may not be best suited for house work or cooking.

Just be prepared to take on the role of house husband while she brings in the money, however that happens.
On the plus side, if it's ever the case that someone tries to hurt you, she'll rip them to shreds, showing them a glimpse of Hell and perhaps even sending them to Hell. She's one hell of a guard dog that's for sure.

>> No.28367225

>>28367185
I honestly didn't put 2 and 2 together, there.

>> No.28367364

>>28367226
i wanna live in a hellhound's cave lair!

>> No.28367457

>>28367167
Their husbands are the ones who get fat sacks instead.

>> No.28367736

Tell me, is your wife scared of cockroaches and other creepy crawlies?

>> No.28367781

>>28367457
Kinky Tanukis.

>> No.28367804

>>28367736
No. Why would she be?

>> No.28367813

>>28367736
no, she might even eat them.

>> No.28367919

How do you feel about a monster slapping your ass?

>> No.28367942

>>28367919
Hurt.

>> No.28368007

>>28367919
Nice.

>> No.28368177

>Salamander
THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON!

>> No.28368240

>>28368177
Okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP

>> No.28368291

i don't get it

>> No.28368343

>>28368240
aoy hol up
yeah, finna cringe mane

>> No.28368347

>>28367919
Can I ask her to take responsibility for my boner?

>> No.28368367

>>28368291
>>28368343
tropic thunder reference people
I know the movie wasnt that popular but still

>> No.28368376

>>28368291
Nobody gets anything, anon.

>> No.28368396

>>28362216
I can't fondle, suck on, and lie my head on charisma.

>> No.28368418

>>28368367
I don't think anyone knows that movie outside of the "never go full retard" meme

>> No.28368453

>>28368418
Not him, but people should know that movie, it's fucking fantastic.

>> No.28368464

>>28368396
sure you can

>> No.28368516

>>28367919
That's what I want.

>> No.28368632

Haha, filming a movie in the jungle but with Monster Girls.

>> No.28368651

>>28368418
I never watched it, but I know the "dude playing a dude disguised as another dude" thing.

>> No.28368667

>>28368632
i wanna be filmed getting raped by ocelomehs!

>> No.28368698

>>28368240
>>28368367
>>28368418
I knew what it was from anon, Tropic Thunder is one of my favorite movies. I laughed, good job

>> No.28368939
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Cats are dumb

>> No.28369015

>>28368667
Every mamono nature documentary filming crew would be bringing a set of "volunteers" as a bait/offering, to make sure rest of the crew can return and have the documentary released.
Those "free trip to amazon jungle" offers are simply too good to pass up

>> No.28369031

>>28368939
Jinkos are worse. How many times a week do you think they go ask the local Dormouse to help find a pagoda they somehow keep misplacing?

>> No.28369170

>>28366219
vanilla is a flavor that people are allowed to like, anon

>> No.28369318

>>28368939
>have Nekomata gf
>she was actually a stray for the longest time before finding you
>now she won’t stop bringing “presents” home
>and by that I mean she’ll go out at night and come home with dead birds or lizards to give you

>> No.28369379

>>28369170
Ahrifag here my favorite ice cream is vanilla by far

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Letting a bicorn assume the dominate role in the harem is dangerous. The harem will quickly become hers, and you'll always be getting seconds. It's even worse if there's one or more truly degenerate girls in the harem. Always maintain a sense of control over the harem even if you prefer a more submissive role, or else you'll cease to be the center of the harem's focus. More importantly, never let her take the dominate role before all the girls for the harem have been selected, or else she'll be choosing all the girl that she wants; not the girls that you want.

>> No.28369490

>>28369170
No, that's the worst thing you could possibly think. Correcting people's opinions and tastes is what any cultured person would do. Telling normies they are normies for liking normie shit is what any anon here should do.

>> No.28369626

>>28367736
The death energy she emits is too powerful for the lesser beings to survive. Nothing more than a special animal already attuned to magic, or something larger than a small dog can survive.

>> No.28369665

>>28367736
Yes. Last time we went somewhere and there was a cockroach she almost leveled the entire hotel.

>> No.28369820

>when you tried to teach wurm about the finer things in life
>but she interprets everything as an allegory for rough sex

>> No.28369867

>>28369820
>This wine anon gave me has a nice bucket
>It's "buke"
>Bukkake?

>> No.28370054
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How do Light Novel style Protagonists fare in the MGE world and it's rules and logic?

Since it is said Shonen Protagonists and Heroes would insta-loss to Monstergirls because Shonen Protagonists and Heroes are goody two shoes boy scouts who cannot bring themselves to hurt nice girls. How about Light Novel style Protagonists? Considering Light Novel people often tend to be edge Meisters or morally ambiguous punks with some sort of edge or Trump card up their sleeves that enable them to subvert rules and logic.

Or for more simpler examples... How would a Gary Stu Kirito type of individual fare in the MGE world and it's context and rules? I mean, Light Novel style people tend to the Kirito type of characters and knock off Kiritos.

>> No.28370227

>>28370054
short answer: sex
long answer: depends on a case-by-case basis, but it's MGE, it always ends in sex.

>> No.28370294

>a Gary Stu Light Novel protag and or Kirito gets yet another girl(s) added to their underserved and unearned harem

Yuck, disgusting.

>> No.28370348

>>28370227
even if its a supernaturally clueless MC?

>> No.28370446

>>28370348
Either a Eros Monster's run for their money. Or a complete outright curse that scares and baffles Eros and or the Demon Lord herself.

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>>28370348
especially if it's a supernaturally clueless MC. rape knows no bounds, and very few limits. and if he doesn't co-operate, extreme measures will be deployed, such as various aphrodisiac venoms, rope or natural ways of binding, and even forcibly giving the MC a clue via ear tentacles and/or mind magics.

>> No.28370621

>>28370054
Can you like kill yourself man

>> No.28370913

(Fair note, protag has fetishes thread does not like but text will not actually indulge them)
>The bus pulls to a complete stop.
>Brush past mamanhos
>What a day.
>Enter the apartment, brush past flatmates
>Damn, forgot to close the door to my room
>Go in
>OHNO
>Amazoness, sitting at my desk, looking at my laptop
>Dressed up in a stripper's version of a police uniform, handcuffs dangling from her belt and DMS Services logo on the badge
>"Quite a collection you've got here"
>"Human women"
>Complicated, but not illegal nor universally despised. How else to get human men?
>"Human men"
>Unpopular, but not illegal
>"Chastity!"
>Ah fuck, into the pits with you
>"Why, somebody seems to have led you astray. Filled your head with silly thoughts. But don't worry, we can fix that."
>We?
>Spin around
>Holy fuck, biggest hellhound you've ever seen standing behind the door
>No time to second guess
>Roll for under bed, looking for baseball bat
>Feel it
>Grab hard
>Hear a little shudder
>Why is it meaty?
>Oh
>That's a tail

(1/?)

>> No.28371225

>>28370913
Please shut the fuck up.

>> No.28371404

>>28370913
pastebin.com
use it or you'll lose it, and if you lose it you're gonna make your muse cry.

>> No.28371497

>https://i.imgur.com/DoD6Acq.jpg
snakes are dangerous

>> No.28371522
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Thrown into a room and the iron door locked and barred behind you.

Inside:
>The room is entirely red
>One king sized bed
>One half-crazed holst

How long do you think you can last before getting raped, anon?

>> No.28371975

>>28371497
Dangerously sexy

>> No.28372093

>>28371522
Anon if I was put into this situation the moment I realized what was going on I'd be taking my clothes off.

>> No.28372124

>>28372093
So what, 10 seconds?

>> No.28372178

>>28371522
>How long do you think you can last before getting raped, anon?
Until someone comes to unlock the door, I'm greatly put off by MGs based on farm animals, to the point that my distaste for them would likely stop even a half-crazed one.

>> No.28372187

>>28372124
If that, depending on how much sanity she has left I'd try to get to the bed with her first as well.

>> No.28372271

>>28371522
She can't rape me if I rape myself first!

>> No.28372280

>>28372178
I'll put you down for 2 minutes

>> No.28372348

>>28372271
You underestimate monster girls. At some point or another, it'll turn into a rape

>> No.28372406

>>28372348
What if I use my rape whistle?

>> No.28372426

>>28372406
That's just a signal that you want more rape.

>> No.28372607

>>28372426
Instructions unclear, blew the whistle so hard a bunch of Ushis showed up

>> No.28372828

>>28372426
>"Just this other day I was walking around town and I heard a rape whistle"
>"I ran to the where I heard it from and saw a man about to get raped by a hellhound"
>"She hadn't manage to rip off his clothes yet so I jumped in to help"
>"Thankfully, with the two of us, we were able to tear them off and rape him together"
>"So if anyone asks if rape whistle work, I can confirm that they most certainly do."

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Little girls are dangerous.

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>>28372834
Dangerously unsexy

>> No.28374057

>>28373906
Man, you can just tell that anubis is a pure virgin. From the shape of her body to the expression on her face. It's a dead giveaway. So you better takeaway that virginity!

>> No.28374108

>>28373895
and this is why I turn the lights off and pretend I'm not at home during halloween

>> No.28374116

>>28373895
Trick sounds tempting.

>> No.28374155

>>28374116
>>28373895
She came for the trick anyways. She doesn't have a candy bucket

>> No.28374211

>>28374155
>She doesn't have a candy bucket
You mean she actually meant candy when she said treat?

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>> No.28374484

>>28374402
Is she the terror that fucks in the night?

>> No.28374545

>>28356549
>big titty succ monk
Nice

>> No.28374546

>>28374057
I'm didn't that far in the pyramid for the Pharaoh to get cock blocked by the Anubis so I throw the cannon fodder on her.

>> No.28374552

>>28374484
the boring answer is it's Artful takedown.

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>>28373906
You seem to have made a typo and put two extra letters into your post.

>> No.28374719

>>28360749
She is the pure sub of the harem. Often a victim to nurari headwife's lewd antics. Anubis wife does run the household economy with the kiki wife though

>> No.28374784

>>28362602
>tfw no shortstack wife to sit on your face

>> No.28374810
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>>28374703
"Dangerous unsexy" doesn't sound grammatically correct to me.

>> No.28375132
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>> No.28375387

>>28362514
>Hwe 2 gt hsbmd
>Hsbnd neer me
>Bigftr keebord amizan

>> No.28375628

>>28373906
Autism dog hehe

>> No.28375986
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>Go to Dragonia
>Buy dozens of Zombie Dragon mana markers
>Praised by monsters for being so noble
>Wait for the tournament at the Dragonia arena to begin
>Hide mana markers on the contestants
>After the event begins turn all the markers on
>Enjoy the carnage before getting tracked down by the guards

>> No.28376452
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>> No.28376498

How many foxes posts are in here

>> No.28376587
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>>28376498
Not enough

>> No.28376714
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The love between a hero and a demonlord is the purest form of love, actually.

>> No.28376953

>>28376714
DL and her husband having "hate" sex from time to time is canon. That's how they make warrior lims

>> No.28377211
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>>28376498
You tell me.

>> No.28377242
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>>28374402
i both love and hate how sketched and unrefined this artist's style is. i love it because it looks good, and i hate it because i know the artist will never be commissioned by WotC to do actual art for an actual Magic card despite his art looking like it'll fit some old pre-8th-edition cards

>> No.28377338

>>28376953
How do you make cave lims or are they off shoots of warrior lims?

>> No.28377347

>>28375986
Why does she look so sour? No human boy to snu-snu? I can help with that.

>> No.28377514
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>> No.28377685

>>28377514
She seems excited.

>> No.28377791

>>28377685
She just saw a big dick.

>> No.28377850

>>28377791
Is this the secret to MERE?

>> No.28377891

>>28377850
She's a wock. A normal dragon would resist temptation a bit more.

>> No.28377902
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>> No.28378109

>>28377902
I'd BONE her if you catch my meaning

>> No.28378215

>>28377242
If it makes you feel batter, he could be S-Tier and do it for free and they still wouldn't hire him unless he somehow agreed to make obese dangerhairs.

>> No.28378281
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>>28363917
atta boy

>> No.28378311
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85290859

>> No.28378603
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Fuck mermaids.

>> No.28378940 [SPOILER] 
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>>28362169
OK.

>> No.28379231 [SPOILER] 
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>>28374719
There needs to be more sub monster art.
As far as gagging a submissive monster, are there any that have a favorite gag to wear?

>> No.28379299

>>28375132
I wanna smoke with worm-chan

>> No.28379611

>>28379299
Could you handle it?

>> No.28379831
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>> No.28379880

>>28379831
Looks more like a tan oni.

>> No.28380928

>>28379611
yes

>> No.28381216

Do you think there are deep, underground ruins that old automaton production facilities?

>> No.28381274
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A reminder that the spiky ancient evil looking girl was put in stasis for a very VERY good reason and should not in any circumstances be released.

>> No.28381321

>>28381216
i hope so

>> No.28381323

>>28381274
Can I get locked in with her instead?

>> No.28381342

>>28381274
>Little Witch
Yeah, agreed. Lets move on to the next stasis crystal, hopefully whoever's up next has abs and a giant rack.

>> No.28381493

>>28381321
>When your quest log suddenly says 'rebuild the automaton' after finding a half built one.

>> No.28381798

>>28381493
>finish rebuilding her
>START THE REACTOR

>> No.28381863

How about an acient evil Kikimora?
one that can magically track down her desired master and is a tad yan

>> No.28381914

>>28381493
fate is gonna need to guide me as i fumble with old mysterious controls to do that as the technology is very alien

>> No.28381983

>>28381863
Anon, that's a regular kikimora. At least make her determined to commit genocide of all dust bunnies or something.

>> No.28382018

>>28381798
>Start the reactor!
>Pick a glow

>>28381914
Its simple matching puzzles, you'll be fine

>> No.28382059

>>28381863
Immediately, my mind conjures up an image of Mrs. Baylock from The Omen.
>Have no fear, little one. I am here to protect thee.

>> No.28382149

>>28381863
>all kikimoras are millenia old beings waiting to serve a master
no wonder they rival the shogs

>> No.28382189

>>28382018
glow choice is difficult

>> No.28382431
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ded

>> No.28383815

>>28370621
That's not a nice thing to say

>> No.28383872
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Dont spook the kiki

>> No.28384007

>>28383872
Does she react like a Tennessee fainting goat?

>> No.28384015

>>28383872
Boo!

>> No.28384034
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What does this expression mean

>> No.28384204

>>28378281
Horny lolis were made to be dommed by adult dicks.

>> No.28384325

>>28384204
but i want a familiar to dom my adult dick

>> No.28384384

What if I become a kings advisor just so I can make it so they let monster girls into the county without a fight?
Would Succu-knight be happy or would they be annoyed they don't get to fight any of the soldiers?

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>>28383669
It can't be helped, I've got an empire to build.

>> No.28384414

>>28384034
thinken of cock

>> No.28384527

>>28384402
EmpEYEr

>> No.28384590
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>>28384527
You'd think that creating the Scandinavian Empire when starting as the chief of Gotland was impossible, but my might cannot be matched.

>> No.28384606

>>28384034
She's pretending to be cool.

>> No.28384693

>>28383872
But spooking a kiki is so much fun!
>Use magic to become invisible so you can take her by surprise and molest and fuck her.
>Take tentacles potion and bind her up become violating her holes.
>Ingest every aphrodisiac so you can guarantee your kiki will walk with a limp once you chase her down.

>> No.28384808

It there a place to read a translated verison of MGE guide side two salvarision - The fallen knights of Lescatie?

>> No.28384828

>>28384606
>My thighs are cold
>Is this too revealing?
>I know my nips won't pop out but what if they do
>Covering my face with my hand looks cool right? What if I'm doing it wrong? Oh please don't my fingers start twitching
>Was this cape a good decision or is it too much?
>I'm horny
>My thighs are cold

>> No.28384898

>>28384808
MGR, but you have to sign in

>> No.28384938

>>28384898
going by fallen maidens, willamairia's dad is the closest thing the MGEverse has to a villain

>> No.28384972

What would a kiki's pussy feel like anyway?

>> No.28384975

>>28384898
Thanks.

>> No.28384991

>>28384590
What would be the dominant mamono species in that empire? What would be the ruling class?

>> No.28385099
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>>28384972
Worse than shog's pussy

>> No.28385123

>>28384991
It would be a meritocracy, founded by a Valkyrie warrior caste.

>> No.28385151
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Undead rulers with fat asses from sitting on thrones and faces all day.

>> No.28385165

>>28385099
I didn't ask what shog pussy would feel like. And do shog's even have pussy?

>> No.28385223

>>28384938
MGE's greatest villain is that they don't exist here

>> No.28385237

>>28385165
They do, if you want them to have one.

>> No.28385367

>>28385151
I do like my undead with extra meat on their bones.

>> No.28385370
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Vampire ass

>> No.28385403

>>28385370
For a stoic and terrifying knight she sure has a cute blush.

>> No.28385518
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>>28312692
What if a monstergirl beats the odds and gets impregnated by her husband before that husband has accepted being married to her? Will knowing that she's pregnant with their daughter make the husband more receptive to being married to the monstergirl?

>> No.28385538

>>28385370
Would donate by blood too.

>> No.28385611

>>28385370
>https://i.imgur.com/p2AOngV.jpg

>> No.28385662
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>>28385370
It's divine!

>> No.28385745

>>28385611
That bampire is too small. Come back when you're taller.

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>>28385518
Every man wants to take care of a woman who loves him. Monstergirls care too, they aren't going to be motivated by something selfish like getting pregnant just so they can entrap a man. Most men who are in a relationship with a monster would already care for her and the paternal protection instinct will kick in sooner or later

>> No.28386213
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Anna-conda

>> No.28386268

>>28385745
Small vampires can still have a nice shapely ass.

>> No.28386305

>>28386213
too bad the va died so it fell off and no good lewds came of it

>> No.28386500

>>28386268
Still not sexy.

>> No.28386648
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chaos threesomes

>> No.28386731

>>28386648
Give me a fivesome with a shortack nacho sucking me off and kuu big titty nightgaunt hugging me from behind.

>> No.28386805

How does a succubus, you just hooked up with, react after she founds out you creampie'd her without telling her?

>> No.28386844

>>28386805
I need to know how I did that without her noticing.

>> No.28386875

>>28386648
>mindflayer mistress and shog servant
Heaven

>> No.28386927
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Imagine a hug from her.

>> No.28387014

Which monsters would be attracted to a man reading alone in a cafe

>> No.28387036

>>28387014
Owl mage

>> No.28387046

>>28387014
Hellhounds. They love to rape nerds.

>> No.28387103

>>28384828
Well, I know an easy way to remedy the cold thighs problem...

>> No.28387149
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>>28386648
I always considered myself really hardcore monogamyfag but a chaos threeway marriage with a loli Nacho and my loli Night Gaunt wife really turns me on. The chaos transformations are my biggest MGE fetish.

>> No.28387202
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>>28387014

>> No.28387214

Would you let a black harpy or kejourou with herpes suck your dick?

>> No.28387253

>>28387149
Gotta love this guy his only rule is anything goes as long as you're not a degenerate ntrfag

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>>28387014
>reading alone in a cafe
wow that brought back a harsh memory

>> No.28387458

>>28387014
inb4 anon gets attacked by gyaru Succs

>He's reading a book alone!
>laughingmonstergirls.jpg

>> No.28387545

>>28387214
I don't think monster can get STDs

>> No.28387608

>>28387545
They can but it's more or less harmless things like jubjub flu

>> No.28387622

>>28387545
They can but only monster STI’s that makes you and her extra horny for a bit before it goes away like the flu

>> No.28387652

>>28387545
>responding

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>> No.28387691

>>28386500
A small high class undead girl with a big round butt is one of the sexiest things imaginable.

>> No.28387692

>>28387622
must happen a lot in harems

>> No.28387740
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>>28387545
>Spiritually Transmitted Disease

>> No.28387849

>>28387691
It goes very nicely with a lacey and semi transparent camisole.

>> No.28387889
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Cows stink, ergo holsts stink

>> No.28387898

>>28387740
ghost-chan's dress is cute!

>> No.28387899

>>28387675
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5495171

>> No.28387958

>>28387889
horse stinks too

>> No.28387994

>>28387899
i'd like to smell her

>> No.28388350

>>28387849
Yes exactly, also lacey thigh highs and tiny lacey panties.

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>>28387458
All you need is to have a positive mindset
>Wowww, anon is reading alone he must be like soooo~ mysterious

>> No.28388728

>>28388652
last time i read alone i was called a faggot by people who were playing tennis

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>> No.28388824

>>28388728
>called a faggot by people who were playing tennis
>tennis
>nerdy anon gets teased by dude-bro alps

>> No.28388839

>>28388728
Faggot

>> No.28389039

>>28387458
If they mocked him, it'd be like "haha get laid you fucking loser" except he does get laid afterwards.

>> No.28389098

>>28388728
That's why you read at a cafe or library instead of a tennis court. You should have called them faggots back to save face

>> No.28389304

>>28389098
i was in the park sitting on a bench

>> No.28389308

>>28387014
>reading alone in a cafe
Literally asking for rape.

>> No.28389379

>>28389308
Being alone anywhere is asking for rape. They'd start selling inflatable waifus so passing monsters couldn't tell if you're alone or not.

>> No.28389420

>>28385370
If vampires are undead how can they be blushing so hard all the time? Im going to bully her and say I must be stirring life into her still heart.

>> No.28389432

>>28389379
Pretty much, that's why truly hopeless introverts just stay home.

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>>28389304
I'm sorry to hear that anon, that's unfortunate. Sometimes people are cruel just because they can. It's best not to allow that to prevent you from doing things you enjoy

>> No.28389575

>>28389432
It seems I may need to emphasize ANYWHERE.

>> No.28389697

>>28386648
i'd rather shog+kiki maid threesomes

>> No.28389736

>>28389697
But you have a Mindflayer childhood friend though

I'm pretty sure

>> No.28389753

>>28389379
>They'd start selling inflatable waifus so passing monsters couldn't tell if you're alone or not.
>>28389575
>I may need to emphasize ANYWHERE
It's ridiculous when you have to have an inflatable doll next to you when you're watching TV on the couch just in case some Ratatoskr peeks through your window.

>> No.28389790

Gyaru succs scare me.

Gyaru monsters scare me,

>> No.28389846

>>28389790
Me too. They're just too powerful.

>> No.28389861
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Would you watch a mamano sitcom about an eternally single CC trying to pick up the younger man that moved in next-door

>> No.28389877

>>28389575
You can just hired a pretend Demon wife that only requires you sign this totally not soul binding contract with her.

>> No.28389895

>>28389846
I just pray they don't realize my ears are my weak point.

>> No.28389897

>>28389861
How long until she snaps and goes full rape mode on some poor boy

>> No.28389905

>>28389897
Episode 2

>> No.28389963

>>28389895
[excited Akaname noises]

>> No.28389970

>>28389897
yesterday

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>>28389897
>>28389905
They cut that scene and edited it in to the series finale. Apparently mamano liked it even more because the actors were married behind the camera

>> No.28389989

>>28389905
looking follow to watching the intense character development.

>> No.28390162

>>28389877
Well, those are usually a pretty good deal.

>>28389753
Can you imagine?
>Be you, a totally not lonely single man of marriageable age reading a book
>Doorbell rings
>Look out through the peephole to see a smiling kiki
>"Sir, it's not too late to change your bachelor ways!"
>"Fuck off."
>Head back to the couch
>Bell rings again, this time it's a dark priest
>"Sir, have you heard of the Fallen God? He's especially kind to virg--"
>"Allahu ackbar."
>Halfway back to your book when the floor rumbles and a wurm pops up through the floor
>"Hey, mister, a nice squirrel lady told me you had free ice c-"
>"Ate it all."
>Shove the wurm back down her hole
>Exasperated, finally sit down on the couch, open your book, and cuddle up to your smoke hobo wife

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>> No.28390593

>>28390162
>The contract just has several requirements
>The Demon has to move in
>The Demon has to sleep in your
>The Demon has to take showers with you
>You have to meet the Demon parents
>Most cuddle the Demon for a minimal of one hour each day
>Most allow the Demon to follow you EVERYWHERE
>You and the Demon most have a fake wedding ceremonial
>Most have intercourse with the Demon(Its make things look real)
>Most have a minimal of twenty children with the Demon(Also makes this thing look real)

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>>28390162
The eternal frustration of a smoke hobo with a dense husband

>> No.28390816

>>28390593
I can hear hakutaku sensei frothing at the mouth

>> No.28391274

>>28362066
Sure. I also wish to breed the Mansion's residents.

>> No.28391438

>>28390640
i want a wonderworm and smoke hobo to smoke in my house

>> No.28391509

>>28362066
If I have to be honest, I'd prefer the maid or librarian.

>> No.28391698

>>28391509
Gimme that whole mansion.

>> No.28391860

>>28391509
I'd like the librarian if she was based on her look by certain artists.

>> No.28392048

Anubis asses
Banshee butts
Chimaera cheeks
Demon donks
Elf ends
Familiar fannies
Goblin glutes
Harpy haunches
Imp impundus
Junko junk
Kejourou keisters
Lich lumps
Manticore moons
Nereid nates
Ogre oshiri
Pixie posteriors
Queen Slime
Redcap rumps
Succubus seats
Troll tushies
Undine uppþots
Vampire vydobutoks
Wyvern wethers
-
Yeti you-know-whats
Zombie zāngwùs

>> No.28392052

>>28362066
>slaps her cheek
No, bad girl, don't disrespect your onii-san

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>>28392048
Cheshire Cheeks

>> No.28392346

>>28389877
>pretend Demon wife
Wait so she's pretending to be a demon?

>> No.28392521

>>28392048
Well someone put some effort into this.

>> No.28392820

>>28390593
ah yes, the "boiling the frog" treatment. The greatest weapon against neutron star dense men.
>"you need to move in? sure, makes sense"
>"so, you need to sleep in my bed to make sure I get marked with your mana? okay, sounds like a good way to repel other girls"
>"wow, even a fake wedding ceremony, I guess that's the price for remaining single in MGC"
>"wait, now I need to put TWENTY kids into you? you're not trying to rope me into an actual relationship, are you?"

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>> No.28393033

I legit got no idea what to work on next for a short.

>> No.28393101

>>28392048
A plethora of monstergirl butts to learn and choose from!

>> No.28393177

>>28392820
It truly is a powerful technique that can work on any man, but is most effective on the dense ones or the ones with low self-esteem. All she has to do is befriend the man she likes, and find a way to convince him to move in together.

>> No.28393247

>>28392984
Sorry wrong castle, I am looking for the griffon court.

>> No.28393678

What would be the most likely reaction if you told a monstergirl you're tired of it all, and then asked her to permanently mindbreak you and keep you as her personal semen dispenser/living dildo?

>> No.28393828
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>> No.28394217

>>28393678
She’d do it to you, but only for a few hours. Maybe a day or a few. Just like a week tops. Like a week or two, maybe a month. But she’s going to get bored of it eventually. By then, you’ll be ready to come back to the world, refreshed and ready to be a husband.

>> No.28394930
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I think this fox is trying to tell me something.

>> No.28395090

>>28370913
Cute.

>> No.28395425

>>28394930
I find the fact that her finger's are sinking into her thighs to be really hot.

>> No.28395439

What kinds of plans for Haloween? I bet monster girls would have a lot of fun.

Kiki's handing out candy
The Sabbath holding recruitment drives with men they find out alone.
Arachnids selling costumes.
Shogs and undead teaming up to make amazing haunted houses.
How do you think Wendy would enjoy the holiday? And what about Pharaoh and her desert culture? Would make an interesting mix.

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>>28395439

>> No.28395870

>>28395439
The Pharaoh has engage in a contest with the Apophis to hold the best party in her pyramid.

>> No.28395896

>>28393033
Soldier fighting in a war against a demon realm goes MIA. Long after the war is over, his friends from the unit find out he's still alive and want to visit him, turns out he's now a househusband raising several Minotaur daughters.

>> No.28395918

>>28395439
Wendigo wouldn't like it because they ring the doorbell and hide before it's answered.

>> No.28396020

>>28393033
Some kamaitachi want a husband but they keep messing it up because they can't work together.

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>>28394930
You must put babies in all the foxes
All of them

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>>28395439
Winterstown residents keep hot and ready bite sized meat snacks for the Wendi trick or treaters

>> No.28396526

>>28396203
I hate the idea of sharing my favorite cookie, there is no way I'ma make tasty snacks and give them away.

>> No.28396602

>>28395439
Both sabbath and actual loli monstergirls would go trick-or-treating at the house of man they like and try to get invited in.

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>>28396526

>> No.28397138

>>28396602
My waifu would really be a fish out of water as a trick or treater

>> No.28397530

>>28392048
I like big booty pharaoh

>> No.28397657

>>28397017
Wendi-chan no.
That's how you get fat.

>> No.28397774

>>28393828
How well would a Kiki do in sumo?

>> No.28397975
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>>28392048
Wight wagon!

>> No.28398047

>>28397530
with a side of booba

>> No.28398057

>>28397774
I don't know if they could abide a ring of salt cast on the ground without trying to clean it up.

>> No.28398076

>>28397774
I dunno but a kiki with that bodytype would be interesting.
>Come home to see her carrying a huge log.
>You live in the city, where did she even get it?

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>> No.28400113

>>28396184
Stay lewd foxy lady!

>> No.28400253

>>28398450
The nun does not seem very pious.

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Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow.
I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

>> No.28400429

>>28396184
Stay lewd, foxy lady.

( pls give snek gf back, I miss her :c )

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>>28400422
My trouble is I havent dreamed of snake gf, I want her back, but idk how. I'll just keep on keeping on with the meditation reps I guess, pls give snake pics

>> No.28400758

>>28398972
How many foxes am I legally allowed to marry?

>> No.28401386

>>28399945
Thats a busty ghost

>> No.28401480

>>28400422
I'll never change
I'm a failure.

>> No.28401561

>>28400758
It's 12 without a permit.

>> No.28401599

>>28400422
I will die alone

>> No.28401603

>>28400253
Oh, she is. You're just not worshipping the same god.

>> No.28401693

>>28401561
What happens if you marry more than 12 without a permit?

>> No.28401961

>>28401693
5 dollar fine

>> No.28401991

>>28390162
>Dark Priest comes to your doorstep and knocks on it, you open the door and she preaches about the Fallen God
>You then signal to the other proselytizers on your property; Eros Cultists, Sea Bishops, Sabbath, Bacchus Followers, Ares Warriors, Followers of the Demons of Chaos, Both Desert Realm Factions (Apophis and Pharaoh), Shirohebis of a Ryu, and Royal Makai.
>"Take a Number or fight to the death, either or..."
>Wind up watching a holy war being fought on your block
>The third one this week... Poor Mr. Green 3 doors down got claimed 2 days ago.

>> No.28402450

>>28401991
Give us an update on that holy war when you get the chance.

>> No.28402613

>>28346853
Hah

Big tiddies always win

>> No.28402768

>>28395439
Vampires going full Castlevania with their homes

>> No.28402824
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>> No.28403036

>>28402824
What lies behind the fluff?

>> No.28403108
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>>28403036
Paradise

>> No.28403160

>>28401991
What kind of benefits do each of their religions give? I do enjoy pagodas.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wjQDBIG0fRw

>> No.28403174

>>28401961
Hypothetically, what happens if you don't pay?

>> No.28403271

>>28403108
How would a holstaur react if I attempted cow tipping on her?

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>> No.28403336

>>28403174
a tanuki stops by to ask about it every 1-2 weeks. She's very open minded about alternative payments options.

>> No.28403342

>>28403271
Reverse land on you and smother you with her breasts

>> No.28403582

>>28403174
She tickles it out of you

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>>28402613
I hope the flat succubus gets a man soon
She looks ready to murder someone

>> No.28404004

>>28403891
dazed
reeling
about to break

>> No.28404404

Nothing beats a busty Cheshire maid.

>> No.28404533

>>28404404
you can't say that without posting the photo

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Give me dragons or give me death

>> No.28404774

>>28404404
>She disappears before her cleavage

>> No.28404863

>>28404760
*pees on you* ;3

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Winter is closing in anons, and with that packs of young wendigos hungry for both stretchy meat and spirit energy. You remembered to stock up on the former right?

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>>28404404
>>28404533

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>> No.28405830

>>28405055
Sorry, all I stocked up on is hot chocolate and /fa/bulous winter accessories. I think I'll be okay, though.

>> No.28405888

>>28369031
I see what you did there.

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We need more nekomata art.

>> No.28406087

>>28403108
>Pull hair fluff aside
>Heart pupils looking back

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>>28406087
That's why hair over eyes is dangerous.

>> No.28407427

>>28400422
So would a mind flayer just brain scan you and with enough training be able to help you out more than a psychologist ever could because they could see through the bullshit?

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Get ready boys the future's here

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>> No.28408819

>>28406174
Dangerous?
Or Dangerously perfect?

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>>28408819
The latter is still dangerous.

>> No.28409219

>>28404404
>No mega titty cheshire maid to give me impromptu boob hats.

>> No.28409272

>>28409053
She's still sealed so it's fine

>> No.28409438

>>28409272
>Brush the hair out of her eyes.
>Hear some old man in the distance scream about me breaking the seal.

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Reminder that if your harpy doesn't have a rockin' bod that just means her wings are weak

>> No.28409973

>>28409877
But Anon, I need to prep for Thanksgiving.

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>> No.28410309

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to get comfy with a familiar from your favorite branch.
Those Marune girls are extra soft.

>> No.28410560

>>28409877
I love me some thigh meat

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Perfectly normal cow*

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ded

>> No.28412974

>>28402450
>Well just got claimed, apparently I am a Wind Elementalist now. Wayward sylph got knocked into my home during the battle, decided to take what I could get as an out, it's better than being taken by those religious weirdos. She is now busty as fuck due to my tastes.
>Whole block meanwhile is erupting in noise and fireballs among other spells. Shit has gone nuts. Unmarried cops called to quell this are being taken. Apparently one of them got a harem of 5 women.
>North side of the block has been taken by a collaboration effort of the Desert and Zipangu region and is branching out to other blocks now.
>Southwest portion has been taken by a combination of the Bacchus and Ares forces
>Southeast are the rest
>I don't see any more reason to report because it is only a matter of time before the power gets KOed and I lose connection. Just a matter of time before it spreads beyond my block to the rest of the town.

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>>28411419
IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD. HECK BOY, AIN'T IT GRAND?

>> No.28413834

>>28411419
Marry the Undead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8-uGCDGWHQ

>> No.28414614

>>28387691
>small girl
>sexy
No.

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>>28400429
what snek gf

>> No.28414969

>>28413834
>Zombie is infatuated with Corpse Bride
>Wants Anon to propose to her just like that
>Deliberately buriers herself leaving only her hand out
>Knows it's cold and hates it but thinks warm thoughts of Anon putting that ring on her finger
>Just one problem
>Didn't tell Anon where she is, even a general area
>He's scrambling around the forest looking for her worried sick about her
>Miraculously finds her half frozen solid himself
>Doesn't even let her grab him like in the movie pulling her out instead
>Hugs her fiercely not wanting to let go for a second and lose her again
>Zombie is wondering why Anon is so cold
>They both decide to head home and warm up by the fire while cuddling

>> No.28415280

>>28414747
I want her to use those fangs on me.

>> No.28416482

>>28410769
pumpkin hamburger

>> No.28416735

>>28414747
>cassiopeia grapesnake
Very dangerous, must hug with care.

>> No.28417313

>>28416735
Im pretty sure that's normal Casseiopeia. Her Venom is still probably pretty lewd and dangerous!

>> No.28417952

>>28417313
I'm gonna give her a pair of boots.

>> No.28418150

>>28417952
Anon no! Shes just gunna put it one her head!

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>>28417952

>> No.28418338

>>28418163
>Grape wife collects boots
>Cute, rare, fancy, whatever, she wants it
>You just go along with it
>Pharaoh one day gets annoyed and asks why she collects them if she can't even wear them
>Grape wife puts a pair on her hands and pretend to not understand what she's talking about
>This frustrates the Pharaoh to no end
>All according to the plan

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>>28416735
This Cass is more of a grapesnake

>> No.28418616

>>28418526
Very powerful and dangerous grapesnake.
What do I have to do to be allowed into her boat?

>> No.28418677
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28418677

Wild elves are dangerously fertile so make sure to only take one as a wife otherwise you'll have a whole tribe of daughters

>> No.28418717

>>28418338
Devious snake. Better give her intense breeding dickings.

>> No.28418726

>>28418677
Elf in tune with nature, will not go over environmental carrying capacity.

>> No.28418761

>>28418616
Well accoring to lore you just have to become her champion, i.e. her favorite (and only) servant. In this life and and the next one. She's no going to treat you badly, don't worry.

>> No.28419100

>>28418761
>Spirit blossom grape wife going "My champion~" while cuddling you
What I wouldn't give to get this.
I must become stronger to be able to match her expectations!

>> No.28419133

>>28418726
>Take elf out of natural habitat
>She notices abundance of food
>The warmth and safety of your home
>And other modern amenities
>Womb kicks up into overdrive over the resources

>> No.28419162

>>28419133
Hoist by my own petard once again

>> No.28419357

>>28418761
Would she coil me up with her tail if i asked.

>> No.28419403

>>28410650
Though she was once a fearsome monster who attacked humans, she now leads a relatively peaceful life, and sometimes guides lost travelers back.

>> No.28419474

>>28419357
As evidenced by this picture right here >>28356713 yes she absolutely would.

>> No.28419579

>>28351156
You don't really know who wears the pants in these relationships because you don't seem to wear much of anything when the mansion's residents get in the mood.

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>>28419100

>> No.28420272
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28420272

If you're maid can't deadlift a mahogany couch then is she really worthy of being your maid?

>> No.28420279

>>28409877
hahaha, chicken breasts

>> No.28420424
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28420424

Boop

>> No.28420427

Reminder monsters would never want a fat man as their husband.

So if you're fat and travelling through monster territory don't worry about getting silly things like "bodygaurds" or "approved tours" just wander through the cities freely and down dark alleyways completely unsupervised. No monsters will bother you, honest.

>> No.28420468

>>28420424
Can't beat the boop.

>> No.28420584

>>28420427
>t. sabbath hunters looking for fat old men

>> No.28420602

>>28420584
Or Orcs looking for a man with a nice gut.

>> No.28421027
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28421027

HEARTS ON FIRE
STRONG DESIRE

>> No.28421228

>>28421027
I've got horses in the back

>> No.28421441

>>28421027
I want to be coiled and hypnotized by a strong snek.

>> No.28421881
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>>28421441
Just look into their eyes and listen to their every word

>> No.28422338

>>28421881
I know its a dude but I keep thinking its a woman because it looks like there's a boob on him

>> No.28422690

>>28422338
Just looked at again. Thats women get fuck by a snake with a dick. That's was a boob and those hips are to wide to be a man's.

>> No.28422787

>>28405830
>hot chocolate and /fa/bulous winter accessories
You're going to get forceful White Horn and Yeti visitors for hot cocoa and to try on your mysterious, foreign winter accessories
>Look at all the scarves he has! Can I have one, can I?
>This one's long enough that we can share it together, how about a warm ride through this winter wonderland?
>It's too cold for rides, I hear the Ice Queen is brining a week long blizzard and that means we're trapped here with anon!
>Ara ara, I hope you stocked up on hot cocoa darling

>> No.28422833

>>28422690
Trust me, that's not futa. Implied futa is incredibly, incredibly niche. Besides you can see from the motion lines she's moving her hips down onto his dick, rather than slamming her hips up. Furthermore, that's a really fucking thick neck for a woman. That's a pec with incredibly misleading perspective.

>> No.28423078

>>28422690
no, it's just a defined pectoral.

>> No.28423169

>>28423078
Still fuckin' gay for wearing those clothes though desu

>> No.28423639
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28423639

True Ending

>> No.28423689

So will only when a man does alone a virgin he will safely not be set upon by any Monstergirls?

>> No.28423768

>>28423689
Did you have a stroke, anon?

>> No.28424040

>>28423639
More like Bad Ending.
>>28423689
Necromancers are still a thing.

>> No.28424618
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>>28414614
Small is sexy, and cute too.

>> No.28424633

>>28424618
what a cute and sexy demon with a sexy tail

>> No.28424789

>>28424618
She's not sexy, she's too cute to be sexy.
Can I sign her adoption papers?

>> No.28425003

>>28421441
What about a Gazer that's into bondage?

>> No.28425145

>>28424633
>>28424789
Anons no. That's an Alp.

>> No.28425202

>>28425145
Go back to /v/ with your autistic screeching.

>> No.28425241

>>28425202
...what? Are you high or some shit? What does /v/ have anything to do with my post?

>> No.28425319

>>28425145
And why would that stop Anon who doesn't want to lewd her from adopting her?

>> No.28425331

>>28424789
>She's not sexy
>Can I sign her adoption papers?
Once you adopt the loli demon, she's going to change your mind about that first line quickly.

>> No.28425362

>>28425145
Fir how much people bring them up Why isnt there more alp art?

>> No.28425441

>>28425362
Do you want the actual answer or the shitpost one? Cause they're majorly different.

>> No.28425488

>>28425362
Because they're a shitpost and nothing more.

>> No.28425494

>>28425362
I may have some money coming my way , maybey I'll pay some commissions for em,
Any ideas?

>> No.28425651

>>28423639
Had a dream about an elf and p'orcs awhile back. This reminded me of it since it's similar. Only it wasn't happy at all.

I was hanging out with some p'orcs. We were getting along well, playing a board game at a local pizza restaurant. It felt like they were meant for me, like we were going to be great friends. One of them leaned up against me and put her head on my shoulder. I was hoping for a bit more, but I was honestly just so happy and enjoying the moment. Then the elf - I'm assuming elf since she had knife ears, but her hair and eyes were brown - called me back to the kitchen to get the pizza; she was incredibly rude to me, and the p'orcs didn't like her either. It didn't seem weird to go back to the kitchen because ya know, dream world. But when I looked around I couldn't see the elf, I couldn't see the pizza. I went back out to the dining area, and they were all gone. Everything was left in place, the board game and their drinks. I went outside where I found the elf. I asked where they went. She just said they're gone. I did a full walk around the perimeter of the building before going back inside to the table where we were at and found a weirdly shaped piece of ham thrown on the table over the game. My heart sunk because I thought she killed the p'orcs, and this is what was left. I woke up at this point.

I hate elves now.

And all I want in life now is to feel that p'orc's head on my shoulder again. I just want that small slice of joy back.

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>>28419100
>Spirit blossom grape wife going "My champion~" while cuddling you
You just know this is exactly what is going to happen. Plus kisses, lots of them.

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>> No.28426689

>>28426608
Bitch where's the ribbon I bought you that was a generous gift from me I oughta also your bitch ass
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen.

>> No.28426776

>a harem of 50 fairies, 50 pixies, and 2 titanias

>> No.28426790

>>28426019
crush my bones

>> No.28426828

>>28423639
Those orcs should've raped that man. Elves are the unironic racism species of the monster girl world.

>> No.28426836

>>28425145
I'd still do an alp. They seem like really nice girls.

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28426838

>>28418163
>>28418338

>> No.28426858

>>28425331
What would to be like after you sing the "adoption" papers?
Would it be a slow burn where she slowly makes you more attracted to her or would it be a case of "I'm gonna fuck onii-san and the contact says I can do that however much I want now!"

>> No.28427007
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>>28426790
Silence.

>> No.28427035

>>28427007
MASTEEEEER
YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESERT
AND YOU ARE GONNA LIIIIIIIKE IIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.28427058

>>28427007
Australia is that you?

>> No.28427134

>>28427035
Silly meidos.
Its Dessert.

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>>28409438
What do you think is more likely to get you raped by an ancient evil
>Maintaining eye contact with her after she's been unsealed
or
>Blushing and looking away

>> No.28427660

>>28427058
OI MATE, NOT GUN' FINISH THE PAVLOVA?

>> No.28427669

>>28427636
The former.

>> No.28427678
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28427678

The enemy can't eat your liver if you disable her mouth!

>> No.28427727

>>28426019
I want lipstick marks all over my body.
That's one of the reasons I like colorful lipstick on monster girls. Especially demons.

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>>28427678
Hope my essence tastes good, I know this woman is gonna be the end of me, I just can't friggin stop this feeling, please help

>> No.28427876

>>28426858
Slow burn seduction and temptation, although it would start being effective fast. Also, the adoption papers would be perfectly legit and normal, it's just that a single man adopting a monstergirl comes with some expectations.

>> No.28427995

>>28427678
Ahri is weird in that the only design of her that I like is her default one. Dark hair and bright yellow eyes, you know

>> No.28428100

>>28427876
>spoiler
And what if you get married afterwards so now your adoptive daughter has a mom too now?

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>> No.28428492

>>28428372
Shoggoth Brood Mother aka Heddo Meido

>> No.28428645

>>28426776
throw away 1 or 2 of those titanias and i'm in

>> No.28428921
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“Fufufufu~ you sleep rather soundly for a fluffy tail lover”

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>>28428921

>> No.28429717

One anon on /k/ caught and fucked a wild White Horn until it couldn't walk straight anymore and now as a result White Horns have been wandering into houses and trying to move in with humans at disproportionately high rates.

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>>28429717
Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.28429916

>>28429717
Suuure.

>> No.28429972
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Why dick your daughteru when you can just cut out the middlewoman and fuck your own cum?
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1166677960264282112

>> No.28430047

>>28427727
>you're half-purple every morning because she's just affectionate

>> No.28430060

>>28427134
>”Here’s your desert Mastah! I wasn’t sure what flavor you like, so I did a mix of all of them!”
>Shoggy brings in a bowl of sand and a spoon
>’I meant dessert, not desert. What do you mean flavor?’
>As you look closer, you see a miniature Apophis, Pharaoh, some Khepri, and a relatively large Sandworm in the sand
>They seem to be moving around and arguing, but you can’t hear what they’re saying.

>> No.28430064
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>>28336128
>tragedy

I mean if you wanna go full on tragedy without going grimderp, I've had this idea rattling around in my head since yesterday.

The idea was a Shoggoth was so lonely she made up her husband in her mind.

I started thinking what if the imaginary husband is real enough to have his own thoughts and feelings, and just has to watch as the person he's come to love forgets he exists as she finds a "real" husband?

Obviously it'd have to end with him becoming a real boy and getting his own happy ending or the audience would probably riot. Maybe the twist is that the "real" husband was imaginary too, but he never became self-aware like he did.

>> No.28430159

>>28428100
I'm sure your adopted monster daughter would be able to convince you she can be more than a daughter for you, especially a lewd and clever species like a Demon.

>> No.28430488
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>>28430064
If you want to make that less grimdark you could make the real husband the same as the one she daydreamed, her daydreaming was just her using her eldritch powers to think of her future husband without realizing it. Kind of like a reverse mana marker. Having her desire for love manifest into a real relationship sounds like something that that would fit right into mge. Also alot of the time people will give shoggs godlike powers which isn't exactly accurate for what was originally a mindless slave race. So having her use her Lovecraftian dream powers to predict the future unconsciously would be more in character
To be honest I always hated the whole "The entire story wasn't real trope" it just seems like a really lazy way to gutpunch the audience

>> No.28430651

Which species is best for a boy who is starving for affection? You know, something like a mama's boy who has lost his mom who was the only family he had.

>> No.28430740

>>28396184
Stay lewd, fox lady,

>> No.28430779

>>28430651
Pretty sure any CC monstergirl would work here

>> No.28430872

What happens if a Shog finds herself another man and imprints him as the new master behind your back? Are you even given the luxury of simple abandon, or an easy death at least? How does malice of a chthonic abyssal being feel like?

>> No.28430888

>>28426776
>You only have to buy three movie tickets when you go out because most of your harem can fit inside of a backpack

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>>28392048

>> No.28431207

>>28430779
What does "CC" mean here? Even looking it up at the wiki got me no results.

>> No.28431233

>>28431207
Christmas Cake.

>> No.28431264

>>28430651
>>28430779
Most CCs would work, but they can't all be best. Echidna is the obvious choice, but I really like demons for this kind of role as well. Onee-san types like titania as well as yeti or white horn could also do well.

>>28431207
Christmas Cake. An unmarried woman over 25.

>> No.28431365

>>28431264
>over 25.
over 16 actually

>> No.28431407

>>28431233
Ah, okay. When I tried a different search I got Creeping Coin which obviously wasn't it.

>> No.28431435

>>28431365
I want the sabbath to stop spreading lies.

>> No.28431440

>>28431365
Sabath please

>> No.28431443

>>28410650
that's a big ushi-oni

>> No.28431444 [DELETED] 

>>28425362
Short Answer: 4chan will always view them as a shitpost (see >>28425441)

Long Answer: 4chan foams at the mouth when it comes to gender bender or anything approaching trans people. I can unironically say that trans folk never will be homeless because of how much rent free real estate they have in anon's mind. But even that aside, most people don't want to spend money/time on something that's just going to get people spamming reports/shitposting to death. Even if their intentions are pure. To my knowledge, there are no well received Alp fictions (if any exist), nor are there any universally liked bits of Alp art.

>> No.28431445

>>28431365
All Christmas Cakes are hags but not all hags are Christmas Cakes. Yet.

>> No.28431459

>>28431365
Christmas isn't December 16th.

>> No.28431700

I want CC office lady spider.

>> No.28431726

>get adopted by a Baphomet as a baby
>grow up
>get weird looks when you still call her "mommy" as an adult

>> No.28431893

>>28428645
>throw away 1 or 2 of those titanias
>throw away
this is why I lift.

>> No.28431898

>>28431726
>Dark elves, echidnas and their husbands nod at you in understandimg every time.

>> No.28432010

>>28429717
Uh huh, sure anon, I b

>> No.28432074

>>28432010
D-did he get SPROINK'D?

>> No.28432396

I've been out since the new slime girl was released. Anything new?

>> No.28432517

>>28432396
KC lowkey approved NTR.

>> No.28432600

>>28432517
What

>> No.28432679

>>28432600
He's being a faggot, KC said saying he's going to unfollow anyone retweeting ntr because he doesn't want to see that garbage.

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>>28432396
which new slime girl?
Anyways, the newest girl is a money mimic, Creeping Coin. Before her the newest was Wonderorm, a purple aged-up version of a normal Greenworm that smokes weed. Before that there was a year-long pause after Ocelomeh, a kind of tribal warrior cat, was released. I forget the others who were before then, sorry.

p.s.: do not believe shitposters' lies

>> No.28433164

>>28432765
>Vangers r34
Now I saw everything.

>> No.28433207

>>28433164
the technical term is gijinka, or anthropomorphism if you're a filthy anglo

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>>28432765
I like Creeping Coin, but I still wish she was a slime.

>> No.28433241

>>28432600
You are very gullible.

>> No.28433461

>>28433216
Eh, I'm not a fan of slimes.
I enjoy mine being more solid.

>> No.28433668

>>28431898
Would a echidnas mom demand you still call her mommy when you're an adult?

>> No.28433980

>>28433668
I'm sure some would request it at least. You could probably use it to get her to do something she's reluctant to do in any case; "please, Mommy" would be sure to either moisten an echidna's cloaca if you're her husband, melt her heart if you're her son, or both if you're her husband-son.

>> No.28434075

>>28433668
You're probably still a little boy to her despite being in the 40s

>> No.28434393

>>28433980
>or both if you're her husband-son.
That's the only way to go. Melt her heart and her pussy.

>> No.28434929

>>28433980
>Be echidnas husband-son
>Ask her to get you something
>She tells you no
>Well you planed for that
>"Please, Mommy. You know how much I would love it"
>You can see her heart melt.
>She relents
>Jackpot
>She then gives you a lewd smile and lift up her loin-cloth, revealing her wet pussy
>She tells you that she will only do it on the condition that you give her (another) kid.

>> No.28435038

>>28434929
You take the good with the great.

>> No.28435247

>>28434929
>All of your children but the first are born nine months after a major graphics card release

>> No.28435925

What non-loli species is best for tying up besides pharaohs, umi oshos, and foxes?

>> No.28436231

>>28427751
>liking gook fox from trash game

>> No.28436334

>>28435925
Making bondage art with snakes sounds fun. Especially if it's an apophis with the help of your grapes pharaoh mistress. You know, for a change of pace.

>> No.28436444
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>>28436334
What's the best way to tie one up?

>> No.28436530

>>28436231
I agree, liking foxes is cringe and unbased
Want to join my discord, fellow anon?

>> No.28437022

>>28435925
Kobolds.

>> No.28437366

>>28435925
Manticores

>> No.28437399

>>28435925
P'orcs

>> No.28437416

>>28435925
Vampires

>> No.28437682

>>28437416
Go away dhampir

>> No.28437928

monsters are for swimsuits pulled aside sex

>> No.28438025

>>28437928
Monster lolis are for micro-bikini

>> No.28438102

>>28438025
I think the partially transparent white school swimsuit looks better.

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>> No.28438729

>>28438624
>magical bondage that stops her casting
Time to violate the Lich

>> No.28438759

>>28438102
I'd like to see my fish grow a scalesuit like that

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>>28432765
If I remember it was Banshee before Ocelomeh. Funny how she's been out for a year and it still feels so recent. Pale girls with raven hair are really nice and Banshees really nail look especially when mixed with a Gothicc aesthetic. It's a shame they don't have as much art as other undead

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Is it odd if want a vampire to wear all-black contacts like sharks eyes and let her take complete control for a night? I never used to get the fearboner concept but now I'm starting to understand

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I wanna make a build where I defeat monsters by debuffing their strength down to even weaker than a normal human woman level then doing lewd thing to them

>> No.28440253
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>> No.28440413

>>28438624
What is this experiment meant to prove?

>> No.28440650

>>28397017
What does a big wendigo sound like?

>> No.28440710

>>28440650
Awa awa~

>> No.28440719

>>28440650
AWUHWUH

>> No.28440874

>>28400422
I’m about to have a mental breakdown when I eventually have to put my dog down within the next month or two.

>> No.28440898

>>28440874
I'm truly sorry to hear that, Anon. It's a fucking mood when you have to do that to an animal you may have raised from a puppy.

>> No.28440960

>>28439115
>Odd
What's wrong with her natural eyes?

>> No.28441154

>>28435925
Zombies. But don’t tie them up too tight or you might break their stitches.

>> No.28441225

I'm gonna adopt a monster girl and not do anything lewd to her. I'm gonna raise her properly and give her plenty of love.
At least until she hits puberty and she hasn't found a boyfriend yet.

>> No.28441259

>>28439115
There is nothing more terrifying than a existential crisis.

>> No.28441520
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>>28406174
It's too cute to resist!

>> No.28442233

Is Barb's Cheshire maid an OC?
I just found a Chinese girl cosplaying it.

>> No.28442356

>>28442233
Based on an Azure Lane boat named Cheshire.

>> No.28443059

>>28440710
>>28440719
>Actually thinking big wendigos say "Awa awa"
>Not realizing it's just a speech impediment intrinsic to all young wendigos

>> No.28443167

>>28440710
This is the only answer.

>> No.28443252

>>28443059
t. Angry big wendigos

>> No.28443409

>>28440874
I hope you pull through anon. My own dog is getting to that age as well and its not fun.

>> No.28444098

>>28443252
Kinda makes me want a muscle monster of an adult wendi.
A dire one from the deep mountains

>> No.28444626

>>28442356
Incredibly disappointing.

>> No.28444919

>>28437399
This, literally made to be hogtied

>> No.28444948

show me your wife's best evil grin.

>> No.28445122

>>28444948
:D

>> No.28445348

>>28444948
https://a.uguu.se/pmryph.png

>> No.28445484

>>28361209
>love rush
damn haven't seen that in years

>> No.28445687

>>28443059
This anon is correct. When Wendigos grow up "Awawawa" becomes "Ara ara ara"

>> No.28445842

>>28445687
awawawawa us just the childlike corruption of the native Wendigo language of Awanese. Their throats haven't matured to the point of producing that sultry deep resonance, and so it turns into that higher pitched more headvoicy "awawawawa" They also haven't developed the correct rhythm and cadence, so it all runs into one sound.

>> No.28446043

>>28444948
https://a.uguu.se/mdjmmu.jpg

>> No.28446695

are demons terrorists?

>> No.28446899

>>28446695
If you're afraid of a specific thing.

>> No.28446930

Wish I had hot, bapho breath in my face.
Wish I had slimy, bapho saliva in my mouth.
Wish I had warm, bapho paws in my hands.

>> No.28446989

>>28446695
I want a demon to terrorize mw, with sex and cheesy love stuff.

>> No.28447842

>>28361231
I'd probably be deemed inferior, could I at least be disposed of via slime digestion/assimilation?

>> No.28447923

>>28447842
In MGQ, at least. Fortunately, in MGE there's guaranteed to be some who would find me to be a catch... Right?

>> No.28448339

>>28447923
Right. The results may not be what you'd hope for, but your heart will be full and your balls will be empty no matter what. It's all a man needs.

>> No.28449018

Is it wrong to say I want to watch my waifu rip an Ushi-Oni's head off with just her teeth and that I think it's kind of hot to watch my waifu fight off other aggressive mamono from trying to fuck me in a threesome or turn our relationship into a harem

>> No.28449115

>>28449018
Yes.

>> No.28449148

>>28449018
Murder is always wrong

>> No.28449192

>>28449148
What if they just fought and she incapacitated them

>> No.28449206

>>28449018
Yeah, that's definitely not okay.

>> No.28449665

>Image limit reached.

>> No.28449913

>>28449665
I shudder to think how things might be if we didn't have the same boat pictures every thread.

>> No.28451190

guess who likes you?

>> No.28451259

>>28449913
Lets be honest 99% of al images are reposts.
>>28451190
no1

>> No.28452714

Devastating strike

>> No.28452764

>>28449148
Even mermaid murder?

>> No.28452873

The Kamaitachi sounds like the perfect harem unit. I wonder why there is a lack of interest in them.

>> No.28453125

>>28452873
Most haremfags prefer each wife to be from different species.

>> No.28453190

>>28452873
I'd probably go for small, medium and big raiju sisters instead.

>> No.28453555

>>28453125
If we had images I'd have the perfect pic response to this , but now I cant use it
My night is ruined I'm going to stress eat a bucket of ice cream.

>> No.28453665

>>28453125
Not him but for me the only way harems work it's when they're all the same species or at least cousins (all snakes, all elves, etc)

>> No.28453668

>>28453555
What did you have in mind?

>> No.28454072

>>28453190
Raijus are so hot I want many lewds of them

>> No.28454318

>>28453668
Creamy Creations Cookies Over Texas

>> No.28454527

>>28453665
I also like when harem members are from the same ecosystem

>> No.28455257

>>28454527
Also cool. As long as there's some theme that fits the harem.

>> No.28455466

>>28455257
Mine is swamp girls

>> No.28455516

>>28377242
>MTG
>in current year
You really want well-drawn forced diversity characters? Sure thing, anon, enjoy your b/w bipoc, wheelchair-laden gay transvesite

>> No.28455594

>>28455516
I won't rest until I see transnigga representation.

>> No.28456781

>>28455594
>Looks at pharoah

>> No.28456904

>>28456781
I said transnigga not trans nigga

>> No.28457282

New thread?

>> No.28457365

>>28457282
New fag

>> No.28457470

>>28457282
Make it then

>> No.28457509

>>28457470
Ok

>> No.28457904

why is it that the male member of the party always gets raped in monster tv shows?

>> No.28458110

>>28457904
it's character development

>> No.28458373

>>28456904
hellhound

>> No.28459547

>>28445348
Cute ears.

>> No.28459970

>>28457904
Have you seen their outfits? They're basically asking for it.

>> No.28460076

>>28459970
How is full plate mail with no exposed skin asking for it? I say we protest this objectification by the tv stations.

>> No.28460232

>>28460076
That exactly is why the tank is asking for it
Paladin fetish for monster girls is like nun fetish for us

>> No.28460272

>>28460232
the counterpart to nun's got to be priest. Demons, devils and succs can't resist.

>> No.28460479

>>28460076
You just know boys who cover up are bottling their emotions, they need a little proactive dating to help express themselves properly.

>> No.28460580

>tfw no tsundere-yandere Savior Machine automaton gf

>> No.28460890

>>28460580
>"Don't run away! Don't run away! My logic says "fuck", so cream me today! Your mind is obscene; I despise all I've scene. But please leave your load in this saviour machine!"

>> No.28460930

You're a sexual object to a monster until the sex comes and makes you into her husband.
Sorry to say this but it is what it is. There's no way around it.

>> No.28461420

>>28460930
Even to Alices and Umi Oshos?

>> No.28461575

>>28460930
I'd rather be a sex object rather than be a worthless sack flesh that i already am.

>> No.28461710

Hypothetically, if you classed into support bard, and cast buffs on an already physically strong monster girl like a Wurm or Jinko, how tiny would the dust particle remains of your pelvis be?

>> No.28461830

>>28460930
God, I wish this was true for me as well.

>> No.28461976

Please be cautious around lizardgirl and refer to them by their caste designation. You will be violently raped by them if they catch you referring to them as lizard girl or a different caste. Especially Around Kroxigor girls and their Skink Girl Handlers.

>> No.28462032

>>28461420
Yes.
What's between your legs is little Alice's playground. She can see it once you become "friends" with her.
And Umi-Osho got ya by the balls if don't play nice with her, she has a k-pop-stan-tier fanbase full of rapey undersea monsters, she's looking for a secret fuck buddy to blackmail

>> No.28462090

>>28462032
>What's between your legs is little Alice's playground
That got me hard as diamonds. Fuck.

And okay then, fair enough on the Umi Osho. What about Cupids, Angels, and Houri?

>> No.28462314

>>28462090
Angels and cupids have romantic stories stuffed in their brains, and they don't look at you like a person, they project their perfect husbando onto you.

Which is funny, because the moment they fugg you, you really are their perfect husbando and they start seeing you for who you are.

>> No.28462353

>>28462314
Still, that's not a sexual object, at least in the Angel's case.
And you had nothing to say regarding Houri?

>> No.28462388

autism question but if you were do short interviews with the baphomets, how would you arrange the order of baphomets to interview?

>> No.28462407

>>28462353
I'm not the other dude, and I only know Houri from the suicide bomber memes, I don't even remember her shtick

>> No.28462490

>>28462407
Oldest to youngest.

>> No.28462511

>>28462407
Regular angel, but completely obsessed with romance.

>> No.28462549

>>28462511
What's next, a regular succubus but completely obsessed with cock?

>> No.28462571

>>28462388
My favorite fist most likely

>> No.28462670

>>28462407
Vestal virgin angel waifu, perfect housewives, sex always feels like the ideal "first time".

>>28462388
Marune first, to get her out of the way. I don't have anything against her as a person, but I would hate being trapped in redneck tittyville.
Next, Ropurotto. The interview would likely be short, and if I end up building a harem along the way, a Ropurotto Sabbath pet would be a nice travelling companion.
Third, Shirokuto. I'd discuss the nature of magic with her, so that I'd better be able to appreciate the other Sabbaths.
Following that, Baph-chan. The remaining four Sabbaths are my favorites, and I'd like to be properly prepared for when I interview their Baphomet leaders, so Baph-chan would probably be a good place to ask.
Next would be Kuroferuru. It'd be hard to resist fucking her, or getting an accidental-harem-by-orgy, but Nymphomancy would be useful for the rest of my journey, and she seems like she'd be fun to be around.
After that, Momonika. The schoolgirl Sabbath has my favorite aesthetic, and if I'm accumulating girls for a harem, I'd definitely have Momonika help me find girls to fit my tastes from her Sabbath.
Penultimately, Grelia. Between the last two, gentle healing and vanilla kindness would be important for my mind, body, and soul. I'm sure she'd enjoy having a break and sharing a coffee while we talk about her Sabbath and various things. If she sends one of her nurses to take care of me, I don't think I'd be able to abandon her.
Finally, my favorite, Runya (as could be assumed from someone autistic enough to think all of this through). I'd discuss what I'd learned from the other Baphomet and their Sabbaths, my theories on "somnomancy", and possibility of experimenting with activating her magic in her sleep. Either way, I wouldn't leave Runya's Sabbath. I'd immediately apply to be an onii-chan researcher, and settle down with a nice Witch, Familiar, Rata, and Nightmare.

>> No.28462801

When the fuck is KC gonna stop beating around the bush and do a goddamn Phoenix girl?

>> No.28462818

>>28462801
Right after he adds futa ntr transgirls

>> No.28462966

>>28462818
Aside from the NTR, wouldn't that just be a Wonderland Alp?

>> No.28463246

>>28462966
I wouldn't really categorize Alps as any of those besides maybe trannies, but even then they do have what female trans people don't. Real vaginas that don't need to bleed and the ability to procreate

>> No.28463324

>>28463246
That's why I mentioned Wonderland - they'd likely at the very least have potions to emulate those things for the degenerates that want it.

>> No.28464892

>>28463324
I wonder what wonderland alps would be like?
Would they be super shy and still not realize they have fucked you for almost an hour now?

>> No.28464972

>>28464892
>I wonder what wonderland alps would be like?
Double gay

>> No.28465001

>>28464972
But a double negative is positive, so they're strait?

>> No.28465020

>>28464972
>Doesn’t know Wonderland Alps are gay^2 meaning they go back to being straight

>> No.28465330

Remember that alps are good girls that deserve love.
They also deserve to get sexually bullied until they accept themselves.

>> No.28465440

>>28465330
>Remember that alps are good girls that deserve love.
No they don't.

>> No.28465807

>>28465440
Well if you don't give them any love, I will!
I will create a harem of shy and nerdy alps, I will love them all!

>> No.28465813

>>28465330
>sexually bullied until they accept themselves
That also sounds like love to me.

>> No.28465965

Die already

>> No.28465978

>>28465965
>Angry anon trying to suffocate an undead with his cock

>> No.28466211

>>28465978
Remember that zombies can’t moan and wake you up in the middle of the night if you stuff your dick down their throats

>> No.28466227

>>28465965
Said the dhampir while stuffing her mother's mouth full of garlic, shortly before stabbing her through the heart with a demon silver blade and untying her father who'd just been bullied a liiiittle too hard for taste. Many little deaths followed.

>> No.28466466

What's a non lewd thing you'd want your (preferred) monster girl wife for? For me, it's ear cleaning. I'd love to have a kikimora wife take the time out of her busy schedule to just do nothing besides clean my ears.

>> No.28466641

>>28466466
Hug. Massage. Ear cleaning. Ear licking

>> No.28466694

>>28466466
Silk clothes.

>> No.28466743

>>28466641
Oh can't forget headaches. I wand her to knead my brain directly with her ghost claws whenever it starts to hurt. Must feel mindblowing.

>> No.28467044

>>28466466
Massage, love, Becoming undead and as such curing my existential dread of death, someone to paint with.

>> No.28467109

If the maid can't throw knives or stop time then she is not my maid.

>> No.28467111

>>28466466
Ushi Oni tail wiggles.

>> No.28467154

>>28467044
>curing my existential dread of death
attaboy, fuck your fears.

>> No.28467385

>>28467154
>fuck your fears.
How literal are we being with this?

>> No.28467423

>>28467385
Literal enough that you're fucking undead girls, not literal enough that you're putting your penis inside the metaphysical manifestation of the emotion of fear.

>> No.28467509

>>28467423
>not literal enough that you're putting your penis inside the metaphysical manifestation of the emotion of fear.
>Not wanting to fuck Fear-sama

>> No.28467582

>>28466466
I want my wife and daughter to smile after I tell them how stunning they look in the 567th dress they've made me critique in the dressing stall today.

>> No.28469055

>>28466466
Scalp massage and tummy pillow

>> No.28469358

Succubi are really making it hard for me to sleep right now while they exist being all sexy and shit

>> No.28469436

>>28469358
Just keep your head in the books, and your thot control spells always at hand.
Once you become a powerful wizard even their most potent charms couldn't sap an ounce of mana from you, and you'll have no need for petty desires like the touching of flesh and mere chemicals your brain releases. They're subhuman for a reason

>> No.28469839

>>28469436
but i'm weak to them

>> No.28469966

>>28469839
Just don't be lol
If you're brave summon one and beat her in a fair fight. You can't obtain wizard status without slaying a few thots

>> No.28470071

Which Monster would make the best thief?

>> No.28470083

>>28470071
Shoggoth.

>> No.28470110

>>28470083
But wouldn't she leave slime trails that the Hammerites would see and/or slip on?

>> No.28470145

>>28470071
Black harpy

>> No.28470195

>>28470071
rata

>> No.28470224

>>28470071
large mouse, goblin

>> No.28470240

>>28470110
She can make metal out of her slime. She can make any substance, if she doesn't want to leave a trail, she won't.
>>28470071
Second thought, better answer. The best thieves across all fantasy have always been dragons.

>> No.28470258

>>28470240
A Dragon is less a thief and more like a mugger.

>> No.28470274

>>28470258
true

>> No.28470339

>>28470240
Silly Anon Dragons can't be thieves as all beautiful things are theirs by right.

>> No.28470397

>>28470339
You know, a magpie yelled at me today. Looking at it I'm thinking I saw an animal that's about as smart as a dragon.

>> No.28470411

>>28470339
>all beautiful things are theirs by right.
That's what your wife said to you last night.

>> No.28470879

Magpie harpies are loud, territorial and will fucking swoop you when you least expe-

>> No.28470972

Bread maker or house husband?

>> No.28471000

>>28470972
house husband

>> No.28471014

>>28470972
Baby maker and chieftain

>> No.28471042

>>28470972
House husband. Why would I make bread? My wife doesn't eat bread. She eats charred meat and charred fruits and vegetables.

>> No.28471090

>>28470879
Did you know Australian magpies aren't related to European magpies at all and in fact aren't even corvids?

>> No.28471111

>>28470879
That's Australian magpies. Eurasian magpies are just sometimes loud.
>>28470972
House husband, why would I not be one when my wife would be better at making money anyway?

>> No.28471153

>>28470972
House husband who helps wives with their passions outside of sex when possible. Being a haremfag doesn't leave much room for a full time job.

>> No.28471231

>>28470972
I wouldn't mind the latter.
Would let me get fit and care for the wife.

>> No.28471403

>>28466466
Lap pillows.

>> No.28471637

>>28470972
Bread husband and house maker

>> No.28471979

robosucc

>> No.28472159

Cheshire Manticore and Hellhound doing the passione torture dance once they've got you on a chair tied up with your dick out right before they take turns gangbanging you

>> No.28472312

>>28472159
are we also on a boat?

>> No.28472376

>>28472159
That dance was extremely confusing, but I can absolutely see a Cheshire doing it.

>> No.28472377

>>28472312
And in space.

>> No.28472418

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322138778991947776
Seems KC finally found out about the two games using his designs.

>> No.28472458

>>28472377
three rapists and me in a space boat? i'm down for it.

>> No.28472468

>>28471979
Is that an automaton that has added some succubus attachment like wings, horns and tail and then downloaded a succubus personality extension?
If so, where can I buy them and how many can I buy?

>> No.28472519

>>28472458
The best part is we have Star Trek themed commissions of all three.

>> No.28472544

>>28472418
I feel really bad for KC sometimes.

>> No.28472623

>>28472159
Ladies please, its fall and freezing out here.

>> No.28472696

its not rape if she says she loves you

>> No.28472828

>>28472696
Tsunderes are the worst rapists.

>> No.28472829

>>28472468
only two per customer.

>> No.28472869

>>28472519
i've never noticed them

>> No.28473002

>>28472418
What can he do about that? What is the difference between plagiarizing and doujin anyway?
Also new girl soon
>I'd like to regain my mind and update the new race in the near future, while sending only appropriate letters! Can you do it?
I wonder what is that letter stuff though

>> No.28473322

>>28472829
Good enough. Two is the perfect number anyhow, threesomes are great.
Can I install LOVE.dll as well?

>> No.28473348

>>28473002
>What is the difference between plagiarizing and doujin anyway?
I'm not really clued in on how the doujin community works, but I believe it falls within the derivative works category. You can create something based off of someone else's intellectual property on the condition that you explicitly say "hey, these characters belong to "X", and this creation of mine is a derivative work based on their IP." I believe it's the case with that game that no credit is given to KC for the creation of those characters. The game's creators are essentially saying that they created them by giving no credit at all. Very illegal if I'm not mistaken

It's the same with quoting people or paraphrasing people in an academic paper. You need to give credit to your sources, or else is plagiarism.

>> No.28473462

>>28473322
it's a bundle deal that comes with a chest plate containing a pink heart light reactor

>> No.28473720

>>28472418
>two games
What's the other one?

>> No.28473748

>>28473462
Gonna force a automatons pink heart light reactor overcharge by telling her how much I love her.

>> No.28474696

>>28440960
Nothing, All black-eyes are for an extra spooky factor but I wouldn't want it to be permanent. Look up the vampires in 30 days of night for reference

>> No.28474942

>>28462407
>Houris have been described as "transparent to the marrow of their bones", "eternally young", "hairless except the eyebrows and the head", "pure" and "beautiful"
>transparent to the marrow of their bones
I wonder if some houris have an x-ray fetish

>> No.28475046

>>28474942
>I wonder if some houris have an x-ray fetish
I know I do. I can't really think of any girl that has anything related to x-ray.

>> No.28475244

>>28475046
50's scifi death ray MG.

>> No.28475419

>>28475046
Just find a skellington no one is using and get yourself a slime.

>> No.28475922

>>28475046
Incorporeal undead could probably do that

>> No.28476070

You know how in A Wizard of Earthsea, the protagonist summons a shade that pursues him relentlessly?
I want that.

>> No.28476132

>>28475922
Nice, guess that could also sate my invisible-girl fetish.
Undeads are some of my favorite type of girls, and the undead kingdoms are one of the best places in MGE. It's just a shame I can never decide on what type of girl I want, guess I can always go with Phantom.

>> No.28476185

>>28476132
Necromancers are well known to be promiscuous

>> No.28476193

I wonder if the difference between a dominant and submissive monster can be traced via mana relations with her husband. Dominant monsters drain mana from their husband while submissive monsters have their husband's mana poured into her, the latter having properties similar to control magic.

>> No.28476203

>>28475046
Dark Slime, and can easily be accomplished by any high-MAG girl (Witch, Familiar, Devil, etc.)

>> No.28476326

>>28473720
In the replies, they pretty much used his golem 1:1 https://exhentai.org/g/1185326/843b3fd728/

>> No.28478147

How much longer do you guys think this thread is gonna last?

>> No.28478247

>>28478147
This thread is eternal.

>> No.28478306

>>28478147
how old is momonika?

>> No.28478423

>>28478306
Too old.

>> No.28478489

>>28478147
Until it ends

>> No.28478739

>>28478147
I could always make a new one.

>> No.28478775

>>28478739
Image limit got hit, might as well.

>> No.28478859

KC said new girl soon.
Any bets?

>> No.28478894

>>28478859
Putting one down now for the undead.

>> No.28478967

>>28478775
Yes heavens forbid you can't repost old images over and over again for a few hours.

>> No.28478998

>>28478859
Its going to be winter or October related.

>> No.28479020

>>28479002

>> No.28479040

>>28478967
Tell that to the boat spammer.

>> No.28479164

>>28476203
I would be curious about actual mamano physiology and how their bodies function. Of course if you introduced x-rays to mamano they would immediately fuck under one just to see what it looks like

>> No.28479346

>>28479020
Fuck off, go back to your board you piece of shit

>> No.28479683

https://imgbox.com/g/oDiLaPeXcV
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 129. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ncC9ZhfY

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.28479792

>>28479346
Fuck you, /v/ never talks about Legacy of Kain.

>> No.28479835

>>28479683
Source on that last zombie pic?

>> No.28479894

>>28479020
>>28479792
Those hololive threads are destroying /jp/

>> No.28479935

>>28479020
Uncool bro.

>> No.28480696

>>28478859
Onryo, hopefully.
I need more rapey monsters

>> No.28480763

>>28479346
Enjoy the rest of your rotting imageless thread.

>> No.28480786

>>28478859
Advanced Skeletons of some sort.
Like a Revenant

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