/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There's far too much sand
We'll clean it off in half-an aeon if you don't mind the work

>>28312692
Remove Shog!

>>28312794
Add shog

Canadian monster girls!

I'M JUST A MAN!
And killers, angels; all are these:
DICTATORS
SAVIORS
REFUGEES!

I love liches!

>>28313562
I love liches even more.

Join the Sabbath.

>>28313660
Then post more liches!

i am a slut for mofu

>>28314681
Much as I like the fluff, I need some variety.

How do I make sure the low level succubus draining my levels so I can respec my skills will give me back my levels and won't just turn on me and make me into her husband?

>>28314681
Ahri seems weird in this set. Good choice but stil weird to me.

>>28314900
she's for when I'm feeling masochistic

>>28314946
Ah good Choice. Although now that i think about it most lol monster girls would be for those occasions.

I love her

>>28314874
Become her husband so she won't want to turn on you.

>>28315002
anyone but evelynn, fuck her I don't wanna get succ'd to death

>>28314874
I wanna let a low level succubus level drain me so she can become a arch succubus.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do after that, but I'm sure I'll figure something out.

>>28314946
Ahri is cute and good though, what's masochistic about that

>>28312692
What is she holding?

>>28315566
That's the star shaped elder sign

>>28315200
Yeah. In fact i think a Harem of Nami, Ahri, Elise, Cassieopeia, Morgana, and Kayle would be pretty good.

>>28315646
Looks more like a tree to me my good man

>>28316102
Use the tree and you'll be fighting off old ones with your bare hands!

>>28315972
>Cassieopeia
Oh come on, she's a sweetheart

>>28315357
i feel as though of all those girls she could make me into a plaything the quickest
would be way too eager to give her my essence, and I doubt that's good for my health

What would a monster girl invasion of Calradia look like?

>>28317747
Concentration camps, mass executions, genocide. You know, just based, redpilled and realistic things.

Goth cow.

>>28317747
Those sheep fuckers in battania might actually develop taste when they get monstergirl sheep to fuck.

>>28316683
a sweet heart that i would like to breed.

>>28317728
Come on, does this look like a face of someone who would hurt you

I want a lewd dark knight succubus to send me sword and shield pics

>>28319171
Not him but yes. Its a face that will drain me of all essence.

How would monster girls view our complicated views on sexuality? Everywhere yet also suppressed.

>>28319235
Send her blade oil and shield polish pics. Also show her your collection of bathing soaps and minerals. She'll kick down your door and demand you become her husband-squire in no time. She'll make you bathe her sweaty body after she fights, the horror. I bet she'll suck your dick while you clean her armour too.

>>28319266
>Succubus enter the twilight zone
>It's our world
>Everyone is contently horny and sex is everywhere but you can't talk about it, mention it or be too blunt about it
>This kills the succubus

>>28316220
On second thought let's not go to Arkham, it is a silly place

>>28319235
>"I sent you a dirk pic, please respond"

>>28319439

>>28319245
You sure?

>>28319724
>>28319171
Yes I'm sure now stop reminding me that this fucking succubus made me spend five dollars which I never would have done if she didn't have my dick in a chokehold

>>28319439
>Having a baby is so easy people do it by accident
>They take measures to prevent forming babby
>While still having sex
>Also some common methods don't feel as good for anyone involved
Jackie Chan.PDF

>>28319724
Absolutely sure. The only girl able to drain my essence faster would be elise.

>>28319823
>this fucking succubus made me
You have no one but yourself to blame

>>28319838
Who would win in a fight: Jackie Chan holding a baby, or 100 Gorilla Kakuens?

>>28320033
The kakuen. They actually don't want any trabble, just to hold the baby, masturbate, and rape a martial arts legend. Our boy is powerless.

>>28320175
What if Jackie is holding the baby while balancing on a stepladder of some kind?

>>28320483
Calm down anon. You'll summon a horny lilim with talk like that

>>28319235
>ywn have a dark knight succubus sent you a video of her fighting and trashing Order soldiers

>>28320002
I just want to cum inside her so bad.

>>28318584
Tell me about it

>>28320483
The monkeys help him down, they laugh over a cup of tea and then proceed to drain his balls. The lack of trabble is a fundamental problem for Chan; you may wish to try asking your question again, but with Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris.

>>28320898
Bruce Lee can't even beat Buraddu Pittu.

>>28320959
>Salamander trains very hard to learn martial arts
>Her jabs are really quick
>Her giving you a handjob is even quicker.

I want an undead to use her massive thighs to suffocate me.

Apparently I never actually bought the ogre novel.
So enjoy the 7$ KC art.

even youtube knows i love my fishwife and suggested i watch clips of mutio

>>28321365
Goddo Hando!

>>28321742
God I love school uniform monster girls.

>>28321742
Only good monster girl school outfit is a very lewd one.

>>28322066
but that is a very lewd one

>>28322081
Skirt needs to be shorter.
We have a dress code here.

>>28320620
I know, bro. I know.

Been a while, so let's play a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Akaname
>Dormouse
>Ratatoskr

>>28322211
Kiss akaname (god just imagine)
Marry Rata
Mouse has got to go unfortunately

>>28322238
Poor mouse

>>28320620
It wouldn't be very good for your health though

Monster Hunters

>>28322422
>unrelated shit
Oh it's that time of day already?

>>28322422
>it's another that anon posts random off topic garbage again episode

>>28322211
Fuck: Lilim
Marry: Demon
Kiss: Succubus

>>28322565
Those aren't the options. I'll do a succubus family one in the future. Patience!

Werewolves love collars. Not on them, but on you.

>>28322422
are for getting corrupted

>>28322731
Stop samefagging

Look at my wife!

>>28322591
I refuse to be patient. I want my god damn succubi. Portals when?

>>28322881

>>28322211
>Fuck Dormouse
Sleeping sex sounds nice, but it's a thing I only want to do once.
>Kiss Akaname
You know damn well why.
>Marry Ratatoskr
Breaking news: Anon is a huge slut for squire girls. Can he impregnate one after fucking her nonstop for a few hours? Tune in at 7 for more.

>>28322789
Isn't the ice very cold?

How would monster girls view our complicated views on sexuality? Everywhere yet also suppressed.

>>28323805
>our

>>28323805
Any specific reason you resposted this?
>>28319266

>>28323805
they would view it as something that needs to be fixed

>>28323851
Yes, he's desperate.

>>28322211
>Fuck Dormouse
They're pretty much living onaholes for people who either have an extreme sleep fetish or a harem that includes girls just for fug.

>Kiss: Rata
Good news squirrel get kissu.

>Marry: Akaname
She'll have plenty of spiritual filth to lick, and I'll have a cute youkai girl to cuddle.

>>28322211
Shirohebi, Shirohebi and Shirohebi
No noone is forcing me to type this I'm fine

Check it out, anon!

>>28324865
Excuse me I would like to keep my head INTACT thank you.
"does a 360 and exits the thread"

>>28324933
Je suis Charlie!

>>28322211
I second the other Anon >>28324446

>>28323805
Things like Alp's exist. I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

>>28325018
>monstergirls do WHAT with heckin transerinos?? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

>>28325236
Rage face comics aren't monstergirls

>>28324865
How would you tell Art Fairy she's not allowed to art?

>>28320611
The only appropriate response is to send your address and telling her you're single.

>trannies, /pol/ shit, wojaks
Yeah someone's pretty fucking desperate.

>>28325415
Why can't they just stay in r/thedonald or r/braincels

>>28325280
I bet Cheshire Cat would use them just to piss people off.

>>28325495
it's not redditors, it's out local schizos

FEET
i do woner what raw plantgirl foot tastes like
must be like ginger

>>28325415
Well I thought my Sidhe edit was funny

Having sex with a sleeping sadistic mamono!

>>28325290
"you should maybe look into starting a music career instead"

>>28325798
>Never use her tits while she's sleeping
>Never have her wake up afterwards confused
>No mammy bammy to bulk up her chest a bit after each session.

Story idea
Angryhuman girl summons succubus to kill target, nit know how the succ works
may or may not end in threesome

>>28312692

RARE

>>28330243

>>28322422
If there's one thing that would motivate me more to get /fit/, it's the prospect of being able to subdue them into pets.

>>28330555
Is she knitting using her own shirt's threads?

>>28331100
Maybe.

>>28331462
Kinky, to say the least.

I love jinkos!

>>28332235
Me too.

>>28332235
>>28332330
So do I.

>>28332235
>>28332330
>>28332402
As do I!

>Edgy anti-hero lich girlfriend
>She's literally murdered the concept of hatred. Twice.
>Is half-angel or some bullshit as part of her intricate origin story
>Forged her signature weapon, a living scythe known as Sorrow-Drinker, in the cold fires of the Underworld
>Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
>Is only actually 'Rated T for Teen' edgy so she uses 'bastard' like the worst insult imaginable and has never actually killed a person
>Teleports behind you just so she can hug you and whisper things in your ear

>>28333556
That's nice but I'd rather a Soul Reaver gf who always whines about how her mother was deified

>My name is Momonika and you're watching Sabbath Channel!

>>28333892
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!

>>28333556
>Edgy anti-hero lich girlfriend
>Her husband is actually really nice and happy
>This confuses the Lilim hero, but she doesn't question it.

>Always watch monster dramas and romcoms with wife
>One day she asks what you want to watch
>You put on The Terror
Making monsters cry

>>28334442
Dan Simmons makes me so upset. Stuff like The Terror or Hyperion all have such a good premise and so many good things going for them and then he has to go full retard and ruin everything.
Human shows really are no good for Monsters.

Anon, you just got home from work. How does your wife greet you?

>>28334635
One probably shouts from the Basement that she'll be up in a sec to see me while the other gets home after I do.

>>28334635
>I have no idea why you go to that place to put books on shelves and take them off shelves when you can do that at home
>Honey I DO that at home! It's how I relax!
Cue laugh track.

>>28333556
What's she using for her phylactery? Hope it's something easy to find and break.

>>28334899
It's her horse, or course!

>>28334635
I'm glad you asked so I could post this.

>>28335107
Ancient Dragon learning to speak the new human tongue?

>>28335157
It appears anon's absolutely hilarious idea to convince his ancient dragon waifu that's how all humans speak nowadays has backfired

>>28334635
Depends on which version of my wife we're talking about.

>Eel version
Warmly greets me at the door and is prepared for me to have her for dinner in the bath or to present a regular meal, bath, and potential evening wife ducking depending on which type of tired I am. Friday is cosplay day.

>Haku version
May or may not greet me at the door depending on how lost in her research she is or if she's even home, but is happy to see me and talk once she's aware of my presence. We'd cook together and banter, which would heavily involve quoting literature and plays at each other. The quotes turn from comedic to romantic to lewd as the night goes on.

>Demon version
Rapes me in the hallway using as much magic as she needs to in order to enhance the experience. If we even decide to eat afterward we do so, then veg out together while one of us occasionally teases the other.

>>28335445
Still better than the old gold prospector who stumbled on a sleeping dragon, learned her language and now can't talk to people without tearing them apart.

>>28335157
I'll have you know she's quite young and trendy!

>>28335586
If Paathurnax and Tiamat are your measuring stick...

>>28334635
[Happy harpy noises]

>>28335605
Listen, if Tiamat-domo wants to pretend she's young, you fucking let her. Else you're going to be responsible for all of Forgotten Realms burning again.

I want to fight a demon knight!
I'm gonna lose since I don't know shit about fighting with swords, but I'm sure she's going to let me be her squire.

>>28334819
nani?

>>28334635
Echidna wife brings all the kids into the living room and I sit down for several hours and listening to their days.

>>28334541
I really like the premise of a Rip Van Winkle story about a man disappearing for what feels like a short time to him but in actuality decades have passed. It'd be really bittersweet to have him reunite with his wife after years of loneliness. Might be too cruel but that's probably the closest premise to a tragedy you can get away with in Mamano media

Dark Knights are masters of "riding"

>>28336573
Like how Rider used a bicycle in Carnival Phantasm's race?

>>28336573
>Dark Knight becomes BFFs with a troubled unicorn
>Constant exposure to the knight's mana corrupts the uni into a bicorn
>It's the perfect storm of a master of riding and a master of being ridden coming together to wreck shit... FOR JUSTICE
>Many tales of Valor later they come across a man they both like
>His pelvis when

Arachnes are lame because even though they are beeg, you can't ride them

Pharaoh asmr.

>>28336862
Why not? Spider stronk

>>28336899
Anatomically impossible

>>28336890
THAT ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

What non-lilim powerfag monsters would go after kings or god tier heroes and wizards. Pharaoh and dragon immediately come to mind

>>28336930
Spiderbabies ride on spidermommies all the time

>>28336956
Liches

>>28336862
>18) Can an adult male properly ride on the back (the back part that's a spider) of an Arachne or Ushi-Oni? I want to go on a walk with them the same way as with a Centaur![67]
>Yes. They're strong, so there's a margin to ride on them. But they'll want to carry this over into something related to sex at night!

>>28336973
Spiderbabies way smaller than you
I'd post proof but can't find the picture

>>28337038
Such is the tax of riding a monster.

>>28336956
Echidna as well, sometimes before the individual even knows they're a king or hero. Houri do it as a reward for being a real human bean, Kunoichi "assassinate" those they must, and high rank undead like lichens and wights might for a number of reasons.

>>28336956
Lich, Echidna, Demon, Ochimusha, and kuniochi sound like monsters that would do that.

>>28337038
That they are strong is a given, but where would you sit

>>28336573
I'd rather be her 'prince' rather than her 'squire'

>>28337096
Also, valkyries. And actually, I can see pretty much any of the Eros girls doing it situationally, too.

>>28337203
Young hero believe his Valkyrie is acting strange as of late.

>>28337381
You are too fat to look at me like that, lady.

>>28337381
>It's all in God's plan, Hero, now LEMME SUCK DAT DICK! THE LORD WANTS ME SLATHER YOUR SHIT UP!

>>28337503
>Valkyrie-chan you scaring me!

>>28337381
How do I get Valkyrie without being a hero?

>>28337148
On the abdomen, where else would you sit?

>>28337596
Climb a mountain with fire on top and claim one!

>>28337704
legs everywhere

>>28337576
>Ufufu, what do we always say, Hero? 'I mustn' t fear, fear is the mind killer. I will control my fear to master my fate.' It's like how GOD WANTS YOU TO CONTROL THAT COCK TO MASTER THIS PUSSY! LET'S KILL EACH OTHER'S VIGINITIES, HEEEEERO!
I really do want to see the mental gymnastics that must go on in a falling valkyrie' s head.

i want to have sex with robot overlords

>>28337147
>Demon, Ochimusha, and kuniochi
>Five Kunoichi clans get a massive contract to take out a legendary hero on another continent
>Each village trains one Kunoichi from childhood in the most ancient and secretive techniques their clan possesses
>Upon reaching adulthood the Five leave their villages to take out "the big one" and bring glory to their clan
Imagine an overpowered girl from a common monster species whose only purpose is to take (you) down

>>28337770
The mental gymnastics would very interesting to witness.

>>28337841
The only robot I would have sex with is Orianna

>>28337381
>>28337503
>>28337770
Perverted angel! I must hide the sin of the world from you!

>>28337874
All five get cucked by his valkyrie

>>28337742
Enough space between them to let yours dangle. If you think that's an issue, Ushi Oni's abdomen should be thicc enough to kneel on it.

>>28337456
Not fat enough I say.

>>28337946
Ushi abdomens are big enough that you could play Twilight Imperium on them.

Worship

Fuck humans.

>>28337935
>One Valkyrie
>Able to handle five super assassins
>Implying the poor valk isn't going to get corrupted by repeated exposure to demonic silver guarding her hero against countless failed "assassination" attempts
The Kunoichi get smarter with each failed attempt. God forbid they put aside clan rivalries and start working together

>>28338120
Do what you want, I want to fuck monster girls.

>>28338147
Shouldn't be hard for her to win, really.
>Kunoichi busy training in the ancient ways for years on years
>Meanwhile the Valk is a literally divine warrior
from conception
>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8 and wins the Herobowl
Bam.

>>28338387
That's a lot of sake for such a smol fox.

>>28338120
I'd rather fuck fish.

>>28338488
Shark

>>28338393
>>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8 and wins the Herobowl
>Loses the chief god's protection because she couldn't even be a gentlewoman and wait eight years to molest her charge
>Given a divine restraining order to keep 40 aeons away from the hero for 9 millennia
>Hero is now open for whatever critter wants his d
Love both valks and kunoichis for the record

>>28333681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40m5SYppHe8

>>28338120
B O Y M A K E R
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>>28338648
Kinda based and redpilled, wanna join my discord group?

>>28338607
>huge
>has sharp teeth
>can see the future
Scary

>>28338671
Only if it's about human women, preferably of a knight type, and all the great monstergirls you can turn them into.

>>28338696
Sharp teeth are the best, though.

>>28338607
Man that shark had some strong 'boya~' energy.

>>28338618
The fallen Goddess said she didn't need to follow any of that silly stuff.

>>28338618
Aren't valks angels of the God of War or the Fallen God, not the Chief God? I don't recall reading anything about dark valks being any less broken in combat than the "pure" version and the setting is the way it is because the Chief God is an impotent bitch anyway.

>>28334635
https://files.catbox.moe/4wvjqh.opus

>>28338752
That is true

>>28339087
Fuck women with kiseru get me going.

>>28338488
She seems like the type that hugs her human acquaintance a little too tight and a little too long.

Undead hospitals don't really make all their patients undead do they? All I got was a papercut and my vampire boss smelled the blood and drove me here

>>28339168
Impossible, holy fish hugs can't be too long. A little wet, maybe, but never too long.

>>28338772
Fallen God won't help her against the nonce patrol
>>28338813
Does every valkyrie that fucks their hero worship the fallen god? Would the Chief God tolerate a valkyrie marrying a hero if she thinks the valkyrie isn't corrupted. I don't root for the Chief God but I still sympathize for her. From KC's writing it looks like she's way out of her depth with what the world expects of her monsterization would help with that

>>28339361
It's a legitimate treatment but as a last resort. Like mindflayers.

>>28338393
>She gives their mark his first blowjob at age 8
Sex with a loli valkyrie

>>28339508
>Does every valkyrie that fucks their hero worship the fallen god?
I mean, not consciously...

>Would the Chief God tolerate
>Tolerate
What she'll tolerate doesn't really matter when
she can't do anything about monsters (or a good number of incubi/humans that have shrugged off her chains) crossing her. She absolutely is out of her league; if she wasn't so terrible I'd be tempted to root for her as the underdog as well.

>>28339551
They probably give terminally ill patients that undead mushroom. It'll be irrestible to those patients and they'll eat it immidiately and join their ranks.

Regular people would freak out at the sight of it

>>28338607
Fuck sharks.

>>28339905
A

>>28338696
>can see the future
>Hey anon, guess what I saw in your future
>What?
>Sex. A lot of sex.
>*intense shark loving noises*

>>28339905
Sharks are the best mermaids.

>>28339361
>nonce
>He's bleeding, you must make him a undead to save his life!

>>28339976
I always like the soothsayer monster aesthetic.

>>28338648
her husband is built for goblin pussy

Good maids don't need to become the house to clean it

>>28340594
She lacks ambition

>>28340594
Kikis are good maids
But spiders are better

>>28340723
I'd like a spider maid as part of the crew if only for quick/good repair of clothes and custom bras for the mega busty maids.

>>28341070
Is it really fair to call them mega busty if you don't need a cyclops to forge their bras?

>>28341324
Anon please, those are breastplates, not bras.
Bras have lace and that silk is strong enough to hold back all that titflesh.

>>28341386
Ah, it seems you lack perspective. Very well, then.

>>28341417
You can't grope a breast through plate, Anon.

>go to a small private school
>only 3 other people in class
>all of them succubi
>get invited to our class messaging group
>sure
>things are normal so far
>get back home
>start getting multiple alerts
>check what's up
>the chat is full of naked selfies of themselves

>>28341070
Spiders are no slouches in the tit department themselves

>>28341468
Well yes, she'd be on the huge size herself but she'd probably be largely on laundry and clothing repair.
Maybe dusting hard to reach places but that would be an interesting sight to see with her chest.

>>28341338
Those ropes are too loose.

>>28341449
>Chain
>Scale
>Mesh from wire folded over a thousand times
Besides, with actual boob plates you get the tremendous satisfaction of yanking open the clasp and setting those glistening melons free. It's like Knight Waifu 101.

>>28341531
Doesn't matter, she's just playing along anyway. Bondage play with a cheshire must be challenging.

>>28341591
Anon, these are maids though!
Except the Ochi, she may want something more that is more befitting of her role as maid and head of security.

>>28341461
>Have Pharaoh and Apophis friends
>They give you their phone numbers
>Receive nudes from both
>Ignore them
>Receive threats from both of them
>Block their numbers but they get new numbers to threaten you
>When they're not harassing you, their Anubi are
>Both use their parents influence to mess with your life
>No other MG is willing to associate with you because of the risk.
>Move away but they follow
>Help

>>28341694
>these are maids though!
A harem of battle maids is the peak of aesthetics, though. I could definitely get behind some good titty armor.

>>28334635
with a stare

Remember to drag your vampire wife to the monster mash, no matter how much they try to deny it everyone knows they enjoy a cheesy halloween party.

wait
a maid
a mermaid
a maiden
so
mermaidmaidmaiden

>>28342080
go to nest, birdbrain

>>28341906
I'm feeling more 'proper' maids but yes, a battle maid harem could be good.
Spider silk cloth and cyclops forged armor?

A nice, expensive combination right there.
Would look great.

there should be signs that tell male travelers they're approaching a rape-species inhabited zone so that they don't get attacked

>>28341591
Great taste anon

>>28338110
yes

>>28341801
The only thing to do is tell them that it is not proper for royalty to marry someone of such low standing, making sure to remind them their parents would agree they won't. To be on the safe side make it clear that you aren't sure what they see in you anyways

What is your favorite image of your waifu anon?

>>28342565
cute wisp

>>28331031
Excuse me my dude you wouldn't happen to have the sauce for that, would you?

>>28342615
Magic chestplates are able to conceal a lot.

Why do popular girls have to be so scary?

>>28342981

>>28342858
We're beyond that point by now. They both consider me their husband so they're not backing down. I have also receive very strongly worded letters from their parents asking me to marry their respected daughters.

>>28342981
Someone already posted it...

>>28343126
gyaru zombies are sexy

>>28343085
The moment a warrior mg comes home and takes her breastplate off must feel like peeling socks off after a long day only ten times more relieving
Imagine burying your face in a mamanos massive sweaty free hanging mammaries
Imagine

>>28343223
Pull out the trump card. Do the one thing that will utterly terrify any mamano no matter how strong of wealthy they are
Tell them that any potential suitress needs to meet your parents first. If you want to really test their limits have both of them do it at the same time.

>>28339361
It all depends on which ward they take you into

What would a Dark Elf do if her slave husband starts crying and thinking he is a fuck-up because he constatly keeps messing up despite trying his best because he is clumsy and slow?

>>28343552
You know what I'm imagining? The smell. Also, a wife slightly flustered by me enjoying it

>>28344276
Very majestic

>>28342053
It is every vampire husbands duty to dress as Dracula with those little plastic fangs and do the "Blagh" voice the entire night for at least one Halloween party

>>28344276
That's a lot of tail. Is this centaur part kitsune or something?

>>28319439
This unironically says a lot about society

>>28343197
i'd fondle her

Is monmusu manga just as dead as before or slightly less so? I remember how I only missed about 5 chapters after not checking it for a year.

>>28344114
that boy needs hug therapy, and a commemorative slap on the butt got even daring to think such destructive thoughts

>>28344684
This aspect of monsters like dark elves and manticores amuses me greatly. It's all femdom and sadism until hubby actually gets his feefees hurt, then it's coddling time. I'll bet the initial spaghetti drop is glorious.

To attract a snake goddess gf that appeared to me in a dream a week ago I was adviced to collect as much snakegirl pics as possible, can you guys help me out?

>>28345268
>Snakegirl pics
>Posts a girl with a snake
I will give you 1.
Don't spend it all at once

>>28341612
>Struggling with the ropes trying to tie her to a chair
>She poofs behind you un-noticed, and wipes your brow before offering to help you with them

>>28344520
I wonder how a monster girl would react if they found out their BF (or soon to be BF) is sexually repressed.
Then again, it would most likely just be sex.

>>28344520
indeed it does
>>28345268
hmmmm

>>28345346
You just described pretty much every Order proactively dated man ever. The answer is rape. The answer is always rape.

>>28345268
Are you that dude from /x/ ?

>>28345407
>The answer is rape. The answer is always rape.

>Hellhound getting asked anything regarding love/sex/dating

>>28345444
yeah

>>28345444
>>28322936
>>28345520
>mfw I just realised that some guys here are /x/ anons like me

>>28345506
Be fair, hellhounds are one of the more likely types to apply cuddling and licks/kisses instead. They're towards the top of the gapmoe hierarchy.

>>28345590
The overlap isn't surprising, really. Just ask people which MG they'd like to see in the future and the /x/philes glow.

Confession time, changing tastes version.

Is there any monster girl related opinion you regret having when you got into them? How about an opinion you have now that your past self would have slapped you for?

>>28345718
I liked Papi in high school, but now that I’m older, I prefer more mature girls

>>28345646
to be honest I only realised it today, but it makes a lot of sence and it explains a lot of stuff

>>28345718
I liked anubutts at first, then saw the wight profile and lightning hit my dick

>>28345506
>Miss Hellhound, my boyfriend is depressed and is barely responsive in bed. I tried raping him several times, but he's either zoned out or looks like he's about to cry. What can I do?

>>28345590
I like monster girls as much as the next guy, but I’m under no delusion they’re anything more than drawings. All the more power to people who can develop them into characters and ideas, like /x/fags and waifufags.

>>28345590
As long as the outright schizoposts can stay there it's fine.

>ywn be a paladin commander's squire
>ywn accompany her into a march into a demon realm with a large force of Order soldiers
>ywn dress her mana wounds after a particularly bad battle
>ywn wake up in the middle of that same night to find your charge huddled under a blanket in the corner of the war camp tent
>ywn find her monsterized beneath the blanket
>ywn have to watch as she pounces on you and is a hair's breadth from taking you then and there before she restrains herself
>ywn comfort her as you she freaks out about the changes
>ywn join her in a self imposed exule as she leaves a last order to return to Order territory for the troops
>ywn ease her into her new life of being a monster girl
>ywn eventually fall in love with your charge
>ywn have her eventually fall in love with you too
>ywn consumate your love next to a fire in your cottage you two built together
>ywn live a comfy life with your former paladin commander who's now your high tier monster girl wife hidden away in the countryside

>>28345590
>>28345841
/x/ has an dedicated general for summoning a succubus irl and constant vampire threads. If anything they share the most similarities with us than any other board. I genuinely hope they get their succ GFs one day

>>28345846
He may be insomniac. See if he has any of these symptoms:
>trouble trying to sleep
>restless mind
>eyes feel like they’re going to bleed
>eyes dried up and bulged out
>mouth is dry
>mouth is numb
>mouth is spun-out
>mouth is in overdrive
>mouth is laughing in his face
>crooked spine
>crooked skull
>mouth is his mouth

>>28345718
Honestly, not really.
I entertained the idea of bigamy for a time, but ultimately it's just not my thing.

>>28345997
Don't forget to save those summoning ritual instructions in case the portals ever open! You can do a lot worse than a vanilla succubus during the initial outpouring of horny monsters!

This post sponsored by the Trans-dimensional Succubus Council.

>>28345718
I used to think Hakutaku were a stupid addition to the titcow family. I now realize that their special ability is still kinda pointless, but their disposition is a nice change from the standard holst or minotaur and they've become a favorite. Aside from that, any changes in opinion have just come from learning more.

>>28345718
Pharaoh's mind control potential and Gentle femdom potential shot her up in my rankings.

>>28334635
>Kiki wife: Welcome back, master. Dinner will be ready soon. Would you like some tea while you wait?
>shortstack nurari headwife: You are late. I hope you brought what I asked for.

Anubis wife doesn't say much because she is currently gagged and blindfolded while being "molested" by the nurari headwife

How do dragons knead bread with those big stinky claws?

>>28346627
Why would a claw stink?

>>28345971
Eldritch Yukari is cool.
>tfw no MGE Ancient "evil" Yukari wife.
She is an endangered species!

>>28346105
Putting the effort into summoning a succubus definitely adds a layer of romance to courting a potential wife. Even in an age of instant communication there must still be succs out there who long to be summoned the old-fashioned way. Probably CC's and young monsters idealizing the past

>>28343759
The meeting happened and I didn't get a say in it because my parents got a few million dollars and were promise more If married one of the girls. So my parents took sides and only fuel a passive aggressive conflict between the two girls. I just went to bed while they were still fighting.

>>28312817
Big moose girls

>>28346853
>Thirsty Christmas cakes ready to be loved or nubile chuuni succs eager to grow into the ball-draining legends of their mythical ancestors (only with less soul devouring)
Yes. YES.

>>28345718
Looking back the whole anubis x dragon drama was pretty dumb considering how people seem to have embraced threesomes and monster girls preparing each other for their husband. Feel bad for calling the guy a cuck now.

>>28345590
I mostly go to /x/ because reading about the occult is genuinely fascinating, regardless of its veracity.

>>28345997
Wonder if Kabbalah evocations could get me an Angel and/or Golem gf if Portal Day were to occur.

>>28346930
Worship the demon

>>28346968
This is my new home.

>>28345718
I used to resent people for liking titcows for whatever reason, but then I realized that I should just accept people have different tastes.

>>28345718
Past me was vehemently against being a waifufag. Now I am one and have been for five years.

>>28346963
He was still a cuck.

>>28345718
I can't prove it but I think KDF is the reason why other waifufags become daughteru dickers. Because I think it's happening to me.

>>28347373
whos your waifu?

>>28346963
Wasn't he a futafag though? Or am I just bad at memory?

>>28347425
Demon. I don't talk about her here much.

>>28347446
Plenty of the current waifufags are futafags so it wouldn't surprise me.

>>28347373
Can't speak for other waifufags, but it was 100% my decision. And demon, huh? Gonna make your little girl give you a contract?

>>28346889
>Parents take bribe money to decide a life-long commitment for the future of their family
>Spur conflict between their daughter-in-laws to be anyways
I think somebody with parents like this may have bigger issues than being pursued by two monstergirls.
Realistically, the only proper solution is as follows
>Promise to marry whoever gets pregnant first
>Use hentai logic to knock both up at the same time
>Take apophis and pharoah as cowives
>Have many children with both
>Happy end

>>28347555
When she wants to.

>>28347373
I haven't fallen for that yet thankfully.
>>28347539
Gross.

>>28347373
How many people actually talk to that guy outside of here? I don't see him talking in any of the monstergirl discords.

>>28347653
>monstergirl discords.
?

>>28347653
I was talking about his general influence in here.

>>28347571
They still play pranks on one another

>>28347637
>yet

>>28347446
He commissioned futa years later but that was unrelated to the .less commission.

>>28347736
Is he one of the current Anubisfags?

>>28347491
>a fellow demonfag
You should talk about her more anon, they're great!

>>28347787
Nope. He was a Lichfag too from what I remember, I think he was less a waifufag and more a guy who liked a certain few girls.

>>28347840
I'm not upset he fucked off long ago bit I am curious what he's up to now. He was an OG autist.

>>28347911
>I'm not upset he fucked off long ago
im sure

She's waiting, anon. Go ahead. Stick it in.

>>28347373
I have so many depraved fetishes, I'd make a Baph blush and a Diamond Trumpart wet. But daughteru dicking is too far for me.

>>28348033
What's with that background? Are we in Minecraft? Why would I waste time putting my penis in a stupid girl when I could be playing Minecraft in real life?

>>28348033
Fine, I will put the GTX 3080 into the PC, she can stop looking at me like that.

>>28348150
>Are we in Minecraft?
Yes. Sally gives you a fire resistance buff, so when you're in the Nether, you don't take any fire damage from enemies, fire, or lava. But you have to stick your dick in her mouth first.

>>28348033
jesus those teeth are so goddamn unsettling, that mouth makes me want to put my dick in it if only to obscure the sight of it

>>28348033
Judging by the close up with mouth open thing going on I'm guessing this is a "mawshot" vorefag requested on /d/

>Juno data indicates 'sprites' or 'elves' frolic in Jupiter's atmosphere

>>28346968
Cradlerob the demon

So once the holodive threads pushes us out of /jp/ where would we go?

>>28348349
I found it on the /d/ edit thread, but it doesn't look like vore to me. Thought it was a mouth fetish pic

Rubber succ.

>>28348384
>elves
Oh no Eldar!

>>28348587
nice.

>>28348587
>found modder's patreon, all free
Welp time to get jerkin

>>28347716
Not saying I wont ever fall for it but I haven't as of now.

How flexible is your waifu?

I love my evil wife
I want to pat my diabolical wife
I want to suggest mercy and have her laugh me off
I want to hug her close after a long day of being the prettiest evil overlord this side of an undead kingdom

>>28349003
Probably on the more flexible side of average. She'd do yoga and other stretches for and/or with me while wearing latex on occasion, but otherwise she wouldn't make a habit of increasing her flexibility.

>>28348422
Why would it push us out?

>>28348422
Rent free, my man.

>>28349087
I've been noticing a bunch of touhou threads on /v/ and when I asked what the deal was they all told me is cause holodive crowd them out.

>local kumiho seeking youthful human male (must have healthy liver)

>>28349209
And you believed /v/?

First request completed for the P-slime guy, >>27966623

https://pastebin.com/qN7F4tDf

Also, thanks to everyone who submitted a request. I have 12 total, so this should keep me busy well into November. Next up is a Jiangshi story in the Mist Continent.

>>28349250
>(must have healthy liver)
Sounds like she's looking for a drinking buddy, gonna pass on this.

>>28349209
>touhou threads
>/v/

>>28349278
sweet naive anon

>>28349209
They're retards looking for excuses to break containment now they're no longer the dominant thing on the board. /jp/ is no longer about touhou, there's only 2 hololive threads at a time, one for japanese and one for global, the real thing chasing them out is there's way more to talk about on the board than there used to be.

H games are allowed a thread, gacha is allowed a thread, idols, jav, monster girls, visual novels etc. The list goes on, for every thread that actually has something of substance with ongoing content to talk about it leaves less room for another pointless "which 2hu feet u smell???" thread. Don't get me wrong there's still a fair few of those threads but there's way less of them than there used to be, Touhou only posters fear a thriving /jp/ and are the bronies of Japanese fan bases.

>>28349276
>https://pastebin.com/qN7F4tDf
Hey thanks magus for doing my request!

>>28349250
>kitsune spots you looking rather lonely and no one's nearby to help
>you already know this is bad news and try to make a run for it
>shoots a mobile charm spell at you to stun and slow you down
>pins you at breakneck speed before you can even react and forces your lips open
>"nooo I'm not some kind of sex toy made for your sick amusement you can't just tongue fuck me" you try to protest
>"hehe fox tongue goes schlorp"
>liberally spreads her viscous saliva all over your neck to taste your sweat
>there's nothing you can do at this point
>"jaaa itadakimaaaasu~" as she gets ready to take home her meal

>>28349450
>implying i'd even resist

>>28349618
you would, cause you a bitch

>>28349008
She looks devious. I'd let her kill me, eat me, or whatever it is wights do. I wouldn't even be mad

>>28346964
same

>>28349618
I would if only because she didn't ask. Also,
>>28349684. If I got so much as a "hey boy, yu Wan sum tung?" I'd gladly be her bitch, though.

>>28349684
That doesn't make sense, anon. Isn't not-resisting more of a bitch move than resisting?

>>28349839
not if you're also crying

>>28349387
>which 2hu feet u smell???
well...which would you?

>>28350026
Gap hag

>>28350026
Old fox

>>28350026
Not into feet, but I'd sniff mask autist's armpits.