/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Deadbeats

>>28287800
UNITY

This is a schizo and narrative free thread.

BURGER

>>28287800
UNITY

It's Matsuri-sama now

GURA NO.

Please, someone stream to make these threads not absolute garbage

Why isn't HoloEN just 5 Amelias? If I want to watch artists, there are hundreds of streams for that and actual tutorials written by pros. If I want to hear singing, I can just turn on the radio and it will be actual music and not weeb trash If I want to listen to Japanese, there are hundreds of actual good japanese vtubers Amelia dedicated to her job (streaming) and not doing selfish things like moving appartement or working for others companies. Why did cover only find one good hire, she's been slowed down by her genmates..

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1320799162523389952

two gold buttons
two member movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ-2QPondR8
What will the Hololive equivalent of this be?

>>28287775
Meds now

>>28287835
kek

THE MORE SUBS MOONA GETS, THE WIDER SHE BECOMES

>>28287829
I actually started laughing

>I'm going to watch five (5) movies together with holo girls this week
Man, I remember when I used to not get any girl, now I'm going out with three different ones in just one week
My mom would be proud.

>>28287800
Friends.

>>28287803
>(mostly due to Botan)
You mean only due to Botan. The other 3 got destroyed by the tank in the first stage and Botan had to solo a bunch of it until they found a safe room.

>>28287835
B A S E D

>>28287800
fellow n*rrative-fags....we got too cocky...

>>28287839
why not 5 guras

>>28287840
This week is STACKED

>>28287810
Jerking now.

>>28287840
Watson: 12 streams per week
Kiara: 9 streams per week
G*ra: 6 streams per week

Why is the epic meme shark so fucking lazy? Literally coasting off her fucking meme and putting in zero effort.

What's on the 27th?

>>28287834
>choker
holy shit

>>28287835
https://files.catbox.moe/a6j8qq.mp4

>>28287813
>>28287831
Not unity, friends.

Anyone else finds these girls actually relaxing? I play vidya and then I'm tired, I watch movies and anime, afterwards I'm tired. After a Holostream I feel recharged to do shit.
What gives?

>>28287711
I'd grab the url if I had my computer, but I'm confident in my findings.

Another day, another round of meds not taken.

>>28287834
>Festival with a choker
I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR WAYS

>>28287829
free as in free reign

>>28287854
Jojofags...

>>28287839
Because then hololive would smell haha

>>28287600
>but you can see how painstakingly cringey it is with just mori
You have a point overall but I'm pretty sure that part is almost entirely due to Mori's autism and poor social skills. Even Kiara with her gigastacy energy has trouble getting Mori out of her shell.

>>28287839
>not doing selfish things like moving appartement or working for others companies.

?????????????????????????????????

>>28287492
They already have EA permissions given that almost everyone has played Apex and Aruran played Titanfall. Just seems no one takes advantage of those permissions for anything beyond Apex, which sucks they have a sizeable backlog of decent to good games

>>28287854
>Jojo
SEA person perhaps?

>>28287847
it was when he posted it

Personally I like how chill Gura's weeks are. I wouldn't complain if she was doing more streams but she does the perfect amount for me. Not every week has to be extravagant.

Hello I will be restreaming guras member only streams during the 2 movies for all the non chumbuds

Are you filled with dread when your oshi doesn't post her schedule? Dreadfully.

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>>28287873
This is who she's thinking about.

Not you.

>>28287894
Now this is cope.

>>28287854
even as a poorfag I know it's pathetic to send her this shit

>>28287867
taking two days off in a week is normal, not lazy. maybe you're just an entitled piece of shit.

>>28287864
Mori looks fucking good in a black bikini goddamn

>>28287846

>>28287867
Work smarter not harder.

Boring week for the shark

>>28287875
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Ninomae_Ina%27nis

>>28287840
Is there an event on the 27th that she's taking a break for?

>>28287775
Stay mad, big sis gets the big bucks

>>28287840
>lazy
>jew
>retard

>>28287894
This. Gura and Ina have the most comfiest weeks

>>28287810
OH NO
I'M
I'M GONNA
I'M GUHHHHING

>>28287875
yab

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>>28287901
You know it will be return to the base like everyone else

>>28287890
Yeah I wish the Holos would start running Madden tournaments.

>Kiara has another planned JP Collab
>Game is something that people were requesting Ame to play
Any idea on what its gonna be? Will it really be _______ARK______

>>28287867
>the epic meme shark
Oh no, some faggot got his pasta deleted every time? Cope and dilate tranny.

>>28287854
and that's a good thing

>>28287917
National Be A Lazy Piece Of Shit Day

>>28287894
>My oshi doesn't like streaming much... AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
Do you work as a blogger?

Who was the anon that said they wanted rule 63 EN?

>>28287834
You cannot trick me, Festival.

I have a new narrative:

This picture of the famous R.RAT is said to replenish some of your stamina just by looking at it. This picture is responsible for giving extra energy to many anons, and some say that even some of the EN girls have gazed upon this picture for that extra boost of energy in their streams.

>>28287867
watson is a maniac though

>HolostarEN
This or fujibait, what do you choose /jp/?What vidya do they play?

pol pol pol pol pol

do u rly beleev they visit here
do u reely beleeb dat

>>28287854
typical shoun*nshitter

>>28287840
>two gurame collabs
>feat. ina

this will be a good week

>>28287840
Has Gura ascended too high that she gets no JP collabs?

>>28287842
Henry Cavill dropping a red superchat on Ame's next Witcher 3 stream (if it ever happens)

>>28287932
Maybe portal?

>>28287954
Watson has used 4chan so definitely

Remember her.

I was already typing it so fuck it
>>28287607
>completely out of place sc shoutouts during collabs
>always sleepy or sleeping during collabs
>always tech difficulties during collabs
>always awkward mood during collabs
>always an excuse for any and all of the above
Note that all my problems with her are her behavior during collabs. If she kept that shit to her fans and streams there would be no issue at all

Halloween is fucking gay.
Horror movies are gay.
So glad this faggot month is over soon so people can stop wasting their time.

I wanna know what love is~

>>28287937
Kiara should be more toned desu

>>28287937
wasnt me but thanks im gay now

>>28287840
Blessed week

>>28287875
So she cosplay Asuka

>>28287937
>Gura almost the same
Uhh?

>>28287974
Twapi...

>>28287875
>That guy who kept a dox folder
Abayo ninja

>>28287924
Agreed.
>>28287936
I don't think anyone has to overwork themselves. She's doing plenty of streams this week.

>>28287851
The most upsetting this is that I actually did the online movie watch thing a few times with an ACTUAL girl due to this COVID shit and now I have this direct one to one comparison with the holo girls and the holo girls is way better?

Like the holo girls talks a lot more and actually seemed to enjoy being there? Also I'm more attracted to the holo girls 2d drawing than I was to the actual girl. In fact overall through chat even I got more genuine interaction with the holo girl than I did with the real girl.

One of the movies we even watched was The VVitch so I'm going to get to see how Ame stacks up to my actual online date.

>>28287942
ogey

>>28287942
based

>>28287854
jojofags just keep looking worse.

>>28287840
Is it just me, or is this week kind of shit for Gura? Only two solo streams, one is Among Us (might be fun, still a meme game) and the other is DbD (a kusoge that was meh even in a collab with Ina). Basically half of her content is member-only watchalongs.

>>28287950
I hope she got a better PC.

>>28287945
>Playing games and watching movies for 5 hours a day as your JOB makes you a maniac.

>>28287982
how often do they erp

>>28287947
Vr music making games

>>28287973
Did she ever admit it

lots of gurame this week!

>avatarfag spams /hlgg/ threads
>decide to check Ayame's comeback stream
>top tier music intro
>absolute semendemon
...I wasn't ready for this. Not ready at all.

>>28287982
delete this

>>28287842
Wtf i'm watching?

>>28287867
Teammates are really lucky to have Ame. She even goes beyond to explore new ways of making streams fun for her viewers, the plug dj thing proved that. She streams more and longer than all of HoloEN, shows how much she loves streaming, and how she loves spending time with us. She truly is the best.

>>28287867
Now post how many streams Mori has this week

Burn the doxxfags!
Kill the antifags!
Purge the numberfags!
Suffer not the narrativefags to live!

>>28288018
Haven't you read the thread, fewer streams are good actually.

>>28288018
it's just you. this is exactly what she's been promising us all last week.

Peko seller, I am heading into /hlgg/ and I need only your finest rrats.

>>28287954
Mori literally kneels to /jp/, put 2 of the submissions from here in her videos, have us the mega toot in a SC reading

>>28287854
>Gura filters Jojofags
BASED.
What's the major audience for Jojo? I mean, Dragon Ball is loved by spics for example.

>>28287947
they would be for the French branch anon

>>28288029
Shes back, baby

>>28288008
>comparing a vtuber stream to a date

>>28287982
MIKO DON'T LOOK!

>>28287854
Fuck jojofags t. Jojofag

>>28287985
are JOPs watching Gura streams in their entirety?

>>28287867
Don't you have other things to do with your day? Why are you want more streams? I'm a deadbeat and I'm honestly scared if Mori streams more, especially "you have to be there" content like watchalongs. An "inspiration" that actually takes most of your time is an oxymoron.

>>28288003
What happened to Towa anyway?

>>28287982
Kiara...

>>28287937
I want to fuck a boy

>>28288029
being a semen demon is her job after all
her real job

>>28288034
the chicken waited too long to go after the rabbit

>>28288049
ogey

>>28287840
I must say that movie watchalong are going to get old

>>28288057
Homosexuals

>>28287739
I know one HoloEn who definitely would.

>>28287840
>TWO movie streams
>L4D2 collab
>Among Us with the Chumbuddies
>Return of DbD
>Minecraft collab
What a blessed week

>>28287982
is miko aware of this?

>>28288038

O wamt tp cum in ameliuas stockings amnd fporce her to wear them all day while streanign

>>28288070
The jojo anime was unironically the worst possible thing to happen to jojo

>Gura
>Doing very little content this week
>Ame
>Double streams almost all week, totaling nearly 10 streams overall

What a lazy ass shark

Schedules prove again that Ame is the best!

Any of you losers want to play the astronaut game?

>>28288018
>one is Among Us (might be fun, still a meme game)
Her audience is gonna cheat since they're so massive and full of normies.

>>28288049
ogey

>>28288008
Well the holo girls get paid to pretend they enjoy your company
>>28287840
A bit thin but nice. I think if she did one more stream it would be perfect, maybe a 2nd stream on the 31st. Some Ring Fit Adventure

>>28288049
Pardun?

Someone recommended Perfect Blue in Gura's community post lol.

>>28287840
>No karaoke
Goddammit I was really hoping for one.
Still a good week though.

>>28287875
Those are giant fingers.

What would /hlgg/ think if Ina or Kiara did a collab with the tranny shark?

>>28288079
Who?

>>28288049
My rrats are too strong for you, shitposter.

>>28288089
maybe so. but i'm not going to complain until i actually get sick of them.

>>28288043
post how many original songs Ame released

>>28287867
Gura's is a normal schedule. Kiara's is spoiling us. Ame's is legitimately fucking INSANE for hololive standards.

>>28288079
Who?

If Ina isn't involved in Team Atlier then why does searching
>Atlier: one paradise
Lead to her old account?
Ina is confirmed to be other shark's manager

>>28287954
>"a special place" *toooot*
Yeah, Mori is /jp/.

>>28287829
This is a free schizo and narrative thread

>>28287875
how long do I have to stay off my meds to achieve this level

You know what? I think I'm done with /hlgg/. Call me when something is actually done to improve this trashdump of a thread.

>>28288000
No, but she saw a cosplayer at a con.

>Gura hits 1m subs
>Cover does nothing

>>28288027
You don't talk about 4chan outside of 4chan.

>>28287775
You forgot to mention how she treats Kiara like something she dug out of her ear. Remember how she told Kiara she wanted to do weekly MC duo-collab streams? That was obviously over-committing, but there's a reason you shouldn't say something like that lightly. Her embarrassingly phoned-in presence at the Amon9 Us collab is even more proof that she has nothing but contempt for her genmates and only cares about herself.

This is why I actually want her to fail. I want her out of Hololive since she doesn't have any interest in being part of it anyways. It at least gives me pleasure seeing how badly received her EP was in the music community outside of her hugbox. She really does have zero talent and is just propping herself up with supporters who like her because of the Hololive brand and would never give a shit about her otherwise. For her sake I hope that's a lasting relationship that follows her into the next stage of her career, but I honestly doubt it. She'll continue producing substandard meme rap music until it becomes too hard to ignore how mediocre and talentless she is, then I think her fans will start getting tired of her over time.

L4D2 stream with Ame, Gura, and Ina summarized
Ame: Whines about how the controls aren't minecraft
Gura: Gets molested by every special
Ina: Says nothing

>>28287805
>>28286716
This is one of the best albums I've ever listened to and it gets a 3.66, what do they even consider 4++?

>>28288072
yes they love her

>>28287840
Glad I'm a member, but I feel bad for the people who'll miss 1/3 of her streams this weeks. That's a very very high ratio.

>>28287867
Don't you have other things to do with your day? Why do you want more streams? I'm a deadbeat and I'm honestly scared if Mori streams more, especially "you have to be there" content like watchalongs. An "inspiration" that actually takes most of your time is an oxymoron.

>>28288038
Ame is pretty based. I was blessed that I actually managed catch that.

>>28287982
>yfw when Hololive made me actually want to talk to people at my university when offline classes are back

>>28287867
>Watson streams the most
>also has the most yabais, sounds always tired, has the biggest mood swings of all HoloEN
Everything has a price.

It's good when my oshi streams less, I actually wish she didn't stream at all so there's no chance of missing anything.

>>28288079
Who?

Do you guys think Polka will read my love letter? I'm planning to marry her

>no 1m celebration stream
what the fuck is wrong with gura?

>>28288029
she has a long neck

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>>28288018
It's an alright week. DbD isn't that bad if she's the killer. The only thing I'm skeptical on is the Among Us stream, I feel like game would be better in a members stream instead of public with a stream of 50k+ mongoloids.

>>28288165
nothing because every single metal fan hates the kind of metal other fan likes

>>28287942
Blessed.

Imagine Gura rubbing her smooth hairless chummy over your bald head and then accidentally letting some pee out that flows down your head once she's done cumming.,

>>28287830
wider

>>28288181
She had a superchat reading stream and said yes to several proposals

>>28288181
Polka isn't into romantic love letters. But she does sweaty messy sex and smokes a cig afterwards

>>28288181
tell us what you wrote

>>28288148
>That text
So that narrative was true it seem

>>28287982
>Kiara and Miko getting NTR'd by the fucking Moon
You can't make this shit up.

>>28288169
i mean... it's not like she's hurting for subscribers.

>>28287840
Will Gura maintain the same luck in Among Us not going YABAI?

>>28287840
Wait, why isn't she participating in the big collab on Saturday?

>>28288186
Members first anon. She will do it after treating the chumbuds.

>>28287917
The girls have real lives outside of fucking hololive, dipshit. Maybe it's a family members birthday or a dinner outing or something. Maybe she has an important doctor's appointment because of a medical condition. You faggots seriously need to chill with thinking the girls should be streaming for hours every single day with no breaks.

>>28288186
Maybe Cover is waiting for Fubuki & Korone to hit 1M to make a 3 people collab celebration?

>>28287974
Kalevala...

>>28288203
OH MY GOD YES

>>28288093
Who???

>>28288118
I get the feeling that if Ina actually does end up doing FFXIV streams that she'll make an appearance in some shape or form.

>>28288046
KNEEL BEFORE THE GOD EMPEROR OF HOLOLIVE

>>28288150
Cover unironically doesn't care about anything but their JP talents roflmao

>>28288150
Please wait warmly.
Small indie company.
Onegai.

>>28288235
That would be kino as fuck

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>>28288190
She should've made Among Us members only, and played something else normally instead of watching two movies per week.

>>28288160
Ogey.

>>28288165
Boomer music, Kendrick, or anything by Radiohead
(Honestly anon anything at least above 3.4 is at least worth a listen)

>>28288189
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>>28287894
This is some backwards ass logic. Don't you want watch more of your oishi?

>>28288148
Have you made note of
https://atelier-opl.tumblr.com/about
Hey retards who said Ina wasn't a vtuber manager why does this new group use her name

>>28288169
>but I feel bad for the people who'll miss 1/3 of her streams this weeks
I don't. If they're so poor they can't afford $5 a month they should be doing something other than watching virtual anime girls, that's just fucking ridiculous.

>>28288181
>tfw Polka didn't read my SC asking her to sit on my face

>>28288227
Could it be that shark is simply retarded and forgot to fill half the shit she's going to do this week in the schedule?
I guess we have to wait until today's stream to find out.

>>28288231
ogey

Why isn't HoloEN just 10 Kiaras? If I want to watch artists, there are hundreds of streams for that and actual tutorials written by pros. If I want to hear singing, I can just turn on the radio and it will be actual music and not weeb trash If I want to watch fps gameplay, there are thousands of actual good twitch streamers. Kiara dedicated to her job (streaming) and not doing selfish things like moving appartement or working for others companies. Why did cover only find one good hire, she's been slowed down by her genmates..

I treasure Amelia, entertaining and cute. She is there for us every day.

>writes multiple paragraphs about how much he wants a vtuber to fail and lose her job
Imagine being this angry at someone you don't even know. Goddamn you antis are pathetic. The scary thing is that 5ch apparently has a similar anti problem with the 5th gen girls.

>>28288074
>>28288175
Why do people do this?

>>28288219
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>>28288078
Do you faggots honestly think Kiara and Miko are jealous of Moona for being friends with Pekora? The Holos are allowed to make more than one friend in the community, you know.

>>28288258
He'd have less time for numberfagging if the shark streamed more.

>>28288176
i think things like this after watching collabs but then i actually run into these people and remember i hate all them all guess irl will never be anime

Amechads stay winning, glad the shark is around to cater to all the normies

>>28288102
quality over quantity

>>28288235
She'll be like 200k subs ahead of them by then.

>>28288020
In all honestly playing games while commentating is actually hard. I was just showing off a game to a couple friends and it was way to hard to focus on both and do a good job

>>28287917
>>28288231
there wasn't an event that i took a break for on saturday and sunday, but i still took a break. if you want her to get burned out and graduate, streaming 7 days a week for months on end would definitely be the way to do it.

>>28288265
FIVE

DOLLARS

A MONTH

>>28288289
I made a typo.

>>28288224
If she plays with her viewers then some faggot is 100% going to join with s*nz*w* as their name

>>28287840
>Still no planned collabs with any JP-Holos
Whats the deal with that? At this point I would take something with Coco.

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>>28288261
They are her friends dipshit.

>>28288127
>sign up to be a streamer
>don't stream
>i'm soooooooooo busy

>>28288165
Dream Theater is fedoracore. Sorry bro.
Listen to real metal like Bumzur

>>28287867

IN THE SHARKS DEFENSE.

Holo policy is 3 streams minimum per week, Gura is doubling that.

>>28288160
Look how hard this faggot is raging

>>28288181
Pretty sure she is already married to Mori

>>28288235
Gura doesn't know any Japanese though. It could be a fun collab somehow but I doubt that it's suitable for a 1M celebration.

>>28288319
It's okay I understood it, Joseph

One thing that slipped past in Ame's superchat stream is that they're continuing the 5-man collabs. I'm really glad the girls want to keep doing things together, rather than splintering off after the collab ban was lifted.

>>28288181
She'll at least understand the 'marry' part.

I like Moona!

IT'S UP

>>28288330
what is this guy's deal

>>28288319
Just use the edit button.

It's really not a big deal, no one cares.

Why there were schizos doxxing Ina and another tiddy vtuber in the last thread? Why do I always come here and see this kind of shit? Why these NIGGERS INBREED refuse to take their meds?

>>28288319
who give a shet

>>28288046
I am here to assist you brother Kikerikii.

how many hours until next EN stream? my power is diminishing

>>28288333
Say that to Sora & Suisei

>>28288038
Just a shame that a bunch of the kino ones are at times that are terrible for EU.

Waking up after the plug dj and seeing what I missed reminded me of how I missed FBK's void stream as well. Not quite the same if you don't experience it live.

>>28288018
She's not like Ame who isn't afraid to bumble around, she wants people to see how good she can be at games. So she doesn't stream a majority of her hours. She actually feels a little bit bad when she sucks at games or when the stream seems boring. So for example this week she's probably doing some amount of prep for the Among Us and Left 4 Dead streams.

Plus there's almost certainly stuff they do behind the scenes (at least, I hope they are doing things behind the scenes).

>>28288357
He's Hololives most wholesome supporter

>>28288372
Ame+Gura MC in 4 hours.

>>28288353
kek true

>>28287867
>Ame streams the most out of everyone
>Is also the most stressed and the most moody

>>28288165
It has to be like inventive or something unique to get rated high. Albums that you just listen to becaues you love how it sounds get rated middle of the pack or lower.

>>28287840
Finally, some decent fucking hours for the East Coast. Thanks, Gura.

>>28288372
A little less than four.

>>28288106
Unfortunate Spacemen?

>>28288210
>smokes a cig afterwards
f*cking disgusting

>>28288290
If anything Pekora opening up to Moona makes it easier for Kiara to approach her, or at least shows her that communication in text rather than speech may be the way to go.

>>28287834
>looks like twintains
oh look it's shit again

>>28288043
mori is currently moving

>>28288333
Hololive is a virtual idol group. Game streamers are over at twitch if that's your thing.

>>28288267
>>28288181
>write a letter to Polka to ask her to sit on your face
>she wipes her ass with it after taking a shit and sends it back

>>28288353
You are late..

>>28287930
>Madden
Honestly would be hilarious, especially since probably none of them know how football works
But unironically, EA has some good titles under their umbrella thanks to all the studios they bought up over the years, the girls could be playing Dead Space, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, any of the Star Wars games besides Battleshill, or Mirror's Edge, but I guess they're just not too interested in it

>>28288240
Watson

>>28288181
She proposed to someone ingame yesterday during the among us stream, its too late anon

Argumentation? Not relying on fallacies? Listening to other people? Arguing in good faith? Meaningful discussion? The fuck are those things, anon? Wake up, we got some ogey rrats and yabais to throw at /vpol/ shitters, doxxfags, idolfags, chinks, and SEA schizos on /hlgg/

>>28288353
Frightening how accurate this is

>guras off day is the same day she cancelled her streams last time
narrative?

>>28288349
>jajaja
Polka... that's not English...

>>28288349
It's cute that she's trying.

>>28288395
It is, unless you smoke, Like I do. Guess shes mine, anon, we can kiss together with our ciggy stank breath.

>>28288345
I thought it could be a Karaoke collab. Dunno about Korone singing tho.

I don't get this stepping meme
>steps on you
now what

>>28288169
they're just movie streams, I barely watch movies anyways so I don't care. But if she's your oshi you should be able to cough up 5 bucks

>>28288348
They're all pretty close with each other so this makes sense. It'd kill me on the inside if they followed the way of Gen 4 instead of Gen 5.

>>28287867

You do realise that most Holos are contractually obligated to stream only three times a week, right? Should I call Ina a slob by that metric, too?

>>28288165
Are you fucking kidding me, metalheads are retarded, fuck them

>>28288093
My grandmother fits almost the exact same bill minus the smoking, but when she was dying I couldn't even feel sad about it nor did I really spend that much time with her. I remember the evening when I got notified of her death, and I felt absolutely nothing. This girl deserves all the success she gets and I deserve to be stuck in this trash heap.

>>28288405
Better tell all the JPs to stop playing games so much then.

>>28287901
cute menhera

>>28288333
>sign up to be an idol
>make songs
sorry, but you need to go back to /v/

>>28288150
They should've bought her a new john deere

>>28288429
Coom

>>28288429
i coom

True unity, across all gens and branches

>>28288422
>it's true
What the hell? What is that suddenly makes you cancel a stream that day and is also recurring?

Please tell me more about R.RAT and Ogey

>>28288261
She's been a member of the group on twitch for a while. I did come across the oneparadiselost name a few times, but thanks.

>>28288422
getting fucc from her bf

>>28287954
why the hell is sora so creepy?

>>28288417
ogey

>>28288300
>In all honestly playing games while commentating is actually hard
compared to literally any other job, im gonna have to disagree with you

>>28288353
what does a Jewish shark call their God?
Jaw weh

>>28288422
She's doing a suspended prison sentence and have to meet her probation officer every week

>>28287840
The Trinity in back for L4D2! They should call a JP for the fourth spot

>>28288455
ENTER
JOSEPH

>>28288448
>>28288453
why

>>28288438
Please Matuli...

>>28288429
>now what
Coom

>>28288018
>Only two solo streams
So? Her collabs are great, especially with just Ame, that's like top tier content.

>one is Among Us
Her POV in the Among Us collab with Gen 5 was one of the best, she's actually good at the game.

>DbD kusoge
Did you not watch her original DbD solo stream? It was fucking fantastic.

>Basically half of her content is member-only watchalongs.
Oh you're a fucking poorfag. Lol get filtered.

>>28288437
you mean the JPs that are all frantically training before their live concert?
I think they already got the memo

if you really wanted to watch movies with one of the girls you would cough up the 5 dollars

>>28288412
Damn. I feel kinda retarded for not connecting the dots. Shits sad and she has a rough life so far.

>>28288395
gay

>>28288422
Devout christian.

>>28288353
my jewish shark can't be this cute!

>>28288422
Weekly doctor visits.

>>28288457
School? Gynaecologist appointment? Cancer treatment?

>>28288455
Legend

>>28287969
The JP girls think she's cute, but none of them genuinely like her, they just pay lip service to keep up appearances and use her popularity to boost themselves when they have the opportunity. Gura doesn't even speak Japanese anyway; how is she supposed to do 1on1 collabs with anyone other than Coco?

>>28288455
Blessed man.

>>28288458
Rrat is not okay unless you tell him it's ogey

>>28288485
nah. Ame does it for free this week.

>>28288118
No one's going to do this after the tranny sharks reception was so poor.

>>28288455
Based Unitychad

>>28287894
Oni lover here, I'm used to it.

>>28288461
Just kinda happens when you're not allowed to have friends

>>28288480
You don't need to be so defensive, anon.

>>28288027
No, thankfully she isn't like the retards we have here who just have to announce it to the world they come from an inuit throat singing BBS

>>28288377
She did mention she was working on something and possibly Cover aswell for something more formal for a 1 million celebration.

Whatever that is we don't know but they were unprepared because it happened too fast.

Teammates, what were the movies she watched with you guys?

>>28288455
Ah, so his name was Joseph Randisi

>>28288349
>DK

HE

LET CHAOS REIN
MORE SCHIZOS FOR THE SCHIZO GODS
LET NARRATIVEFAGS REIN SUPREME OVER /hlgg/ BRING DEATH AND NO UNITY

>>28288046
But fellow fa/tg/uy, they actually do remind me to take my meds. Not intentionally of course, but still.

>>28288460
Yeah, me.

>>28288112
I don't think they're pretending I think they're being pretty genuine. I know because me and my date pretended that we enjoyed it and it was an awful, yucky feeling. I definitely don't get that feeling from any of the holos.
>>28288110
She could do something like post the code for members only but make the stream public, I think.

>>28288422
My guess is that it's a medical thing

i wonder if ame wishes she had a milder fanbase or if she embraces the chaos

>>28287840
Looking forward to it. If anything, I like Gura's current stream setup - comfy prime time for EST evening, and I'm not drowning to the point of having to give up my reps to keep up with her. One extra stream on the weekend would be nice, but that's about it.

>>28288327
Nice try Coco.

>>28288422
She's traveling through time with Watson.

>>28288455
just build him a statue already!

>>28288072
Yes, 5ch says Gura is easy to understand. And the comments say that Cute is Justice so they dont care if they can't understand.

>>28288455
AAAAHHHHH I KNEEEL JOSEPH

>>28288511
>poor
Only here, still gaining subs and twitter followers

>>28288531
John Wick and Hunt for the Wilderpeople

>>28287973
>>28288156
Watson definitely goes to 4chan. But is there anything close to "special place" that incriminates her?

>>28288327
Are you saying you would like ARK

>>28288495
>School?
0%
>Gynaecologist appointment?
Maybe? But what does her makes suddenly cancel the stream AND make her visit again the week later at the very same day?
>Cancer treatment?
That's my schedule anon

>>28288519
It's not defensive, I just legitimately don't understand the complaints, they don't make any sense.

>>28288455
How the fuck does he keep doing it? The fortitude of this man is something else.

>>28288429
Power dynamic fetish. Masochists like the idea of girls stepping on them since it's a way for the girl to show her dominance over you.
If you want to understand weeb masochists, watch this clip for Iyapan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnPBkbaqSqc

>>28288455
so this is god...

>>28288531
John Wick and Hunt for the Wilderpeople. This weeks it's The Vvitch and Hereditary.

>>28288525
If its not a concert then what's the point? She probably wont even receive the button, its getting sent to the Cover offices.

>>28288160
>Kiara has fun playing with Mori and building the house together
>Mori suggests doing weekly Minecraft streams together, gets Kiara excited
>immediately moves out of the house and hobos it up in a cave
>hadn't played Minecraft with Kiara in over 2 weeks ,but played with Gura instead last week
>Won't be playing Minecraft with Kiara for a 3rd week in a row.

>>28288459
The narrative that she is their manager is actually one of the stupidest ones yet. Yes the hikkimori introvert who doesn't talk for days at a time is somehow managing an entire vtuber group that just so happens to be a twitch group her past friends and fellow artfags.

>>28288551
she does speak very clearly, but i'm sure the fact that her voice is so heavenly to listen to helps too.

>>28288353
>real Twitch hours
Kek.

>>28288134
You know in your heart she meant "a special needs place".

>>28288531
John Wick and Hunt for the Wilderpeople

This week is Vvitch and Hereditary

>>28288455
When I read "UNITY" I always thought you were talking about HoloEN, not the entirety of FUCKING HOLOLIVE.
You make fun of him but glod bless Joseph Randisi's soul.

When's the last time we actually had a good thread without any bullshit?

>>28288422
Her weekly debriefing from her handler

>>28288433
should it be higher or lower

When is the next EN stream?

>>28288581
Kiara is over Mori

>>28288543
>She could do something like post the code for members only but make the stream public, I think.
So like in a community post just for members? That's actually a pretty good idea.

>>28288545
Judging by her attempts? She wants the rowdy bunch but still wants them to be behaved enough to sit still when she wants to.

Has Gura released her same milk to this?

>>28288514
seeing kiara without the fucking hats is already such an improvement to her design. i'd much rather see her fully naked though.

>>28288595
When there are less people complaining about thread quality there are less schizos.

>>28288515
Azki....
Friend A.....
Meat-kun...

>>28288459
How is the info on these two bits of info could Agnes be a middle name?
files.catbox.moe/wylf8y.png

>Gura still has no scheduled solo collab with any Japanese senpai
So, whats the narrative here?

>>28288514
SHARK TITS HOO HOO HAH

>>28288160
>its just nonstop seething
It she makes you faggots cry this hard she must be doing something good.

>>28288595
Gurame hours

>>28288545
A milder fanbase would be less likely to doxx her and make her nuke years of hard work so I think she'd prefer that.

>>28288581
Good, it's unironically building her character

>>28288602
Higher, at least 4.2

>Still no Ina schedule
This is the last chance for the Alien Isolation stream, brace for it

>>28288595
Usually during Gura Ina or Ame hours

>>28288623
she refuses to eat coco bullshit.

>>28288594
It goes beyond hololive.

Joseph Jorandisi speaks every language on earth in order to encourage every single oshi.

>>28288018
Yeah it's pretty disappointing. I hoped she'd stream more, and sing more as time goes on. But I feel like she's streaming less, with lackluster content.

>>28288623

>>28288537
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
YUBI FOR YUBI THRONE

>>28288581
Hanging out at the Spa>Minecraft

>>28288623
pretty obvious she feels superior to them, she doesn't have anything to gain from collab with them

>>28287840
>6 streams
>1 is collab that will probably only be ~1 hour
>2 are member only (also only ~2 hours each)
>Dead by Daylight and Among us will likely only be < 3 hours each.
>Minecraft, maybe 6 hours?

~17 hours of content, ~13 for non-members. I know part-timers that work more hours than this. I can't believe their are people calling her a hardworker when Mori streams about as much while also having 2 other jobs and dealing with both moving and making music.

>>28288033
the future

>Searching OPL brings up her spotify
Rate her taste in music

>>28288623
She's shy and wants Ame's support.

>>28288566
Opinions are subjective. Not everyone wants to watch movies with her all week or enjoyed DbD (it's one of her worst-performing streams yet, only Tabs and Pacify got fewer views).

Still thinking about how fucking kino the plug dj stuff was last night, ame playing with chat, perma banning the chad who edited her rick roll into the middle of the song and ending the night with Komm Süsser Tod.

>>28288623
There's only 2 JP holos she can collab with and she's not in the mood to hang out with Haato or Coco atm. It's not that complicated.

>>28288653
What a chad

>>28288581
They've been playing offline, anon.

Is there a term for inverted gap moe? Normally clumsy/uncool character sometimes being really charismatic/suave?

>>28288655
>>28288623
Literally this, and nothing else.

>>28288473
They call Botan

>>28288595
Whenever the girls do utawakus.