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Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:13:09 2008 No.282597 [Reply] [Original]

Greeting, /jp/! So I've heard from /v/ that you've recently been taking a liking to some various MMOs these days. Seeing as how this is a board about Japan, have you ever wondered why Japanese players never pick Mage or Wizard archtype classes? You know, the long range heavy hitters? Well, I was wondering the same thing myself, so I did a bit of research. I recently found out that the cause behind this because the Japanese are afraid of nukes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:13:02 2008 No.282606 >is because aye sorry, just correcting my spelling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:13:49 2008 No.282603 Ultros... you fucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:13:49 2008 No.282604 File: 23 KB, 447x381, 1206242029775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:14:23 2008 No.282613 Not sure if want...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:14:35 2008 No.282615 If you're the real Ultros, continue.

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:14:39 2008 No.282616 >>282597 i sort of lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:14:53 2008 No.282619 this pleases me greatly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:17:04 2008 No.282644 Oh, you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:18:07 2008 No.282659 I admit I lol'd

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:19:37 2008 No.282668
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>>282615
What, you don't believe it's really me? I'm somewhat hurt Anonymous. Anyways, I've recently taken an interest in this game you fellows call "Touhou", albeit against the advice of /v/, specifically those crazy doujins. There was this one I read about how the character they call "Alice Margatroid" was going into the human village to buy some food. She would stop at one of the stalls for some rice, and when the shopkeeper would tell her that it cost 84 cents, she replied Sorry, do you have change for a DOLLar? Boy I had a chuckle out of that one!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:20:07 2008 No.282674 >>282668 Oh Ultros that was horrible

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:21:07 2008 No.282675 >>282668 IT'S HORRIBLE! SO HORRIBLE! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING I'M GOING VKUBS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:22:18 2008 No.282681 >>282668 OH GOD THE AGONY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:23:18 2008 No.282682 >>282668 Because Ultros can convey sharp/dull jokes in a sentence or two at most.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:24:18 2008 No.282688 >>282597 lol. >>282668 too corny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:24:40 2008 No.282690 >>282668 You have poisoned my eyes with that joke, die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:25:24 2008 No.282697 I LOVE YOU ULTROS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:25:41 2008 No.282699 STOP THAT ULTROS IT HURTS IT HURTS SO BAD HELP ME HELP ME HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME ... So it's better to just become a doll Gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 23 03:26:17 2008 No.282705 File: 66 KB, 244x319, 1206242777109.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:27:24 2008 No.282714 >>282668 GOD DAMMIT

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:28:49 2008 No.282724
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>>282682
Ah my apologies anonymous, I suppose I was just rambling on. Anyways, did you guys hear what happened to the famous Bill Gates? Yeah, apparently he got viciously attacked last week, but don't worry, they caught the culprit. It appears the famous Chairman was attacked by none-other than Nanaya Shiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:29:00 2008 No.282736 >>282724 That made no sense at all, but it mad eme lol.

>>	Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE Sun Mar 23 03:29:19 2008 No.282728 File: 41 KB, 328x400, 1206242959562.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282597 >>282668

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:29:37 2008 No.282730 >>282724 Fuck. I'll admit it, I lol'd

>>	formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY Sun Mar 23 03:29:41 2008 No.282731 >>282724 it wasn't terrible enough. you still warming up, ultros?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:29:41 2008 No.282732 >>282724 AM I SUPPOSED TO LOL I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:30:03 2008 No.282737 File: 21 KB, 432x480, 1206243003124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282668 Not as good as the first one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:30:30 2008 No.282741 we,lp

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:30:35 2008 No.282745 >>282724 At first I was like "huh...?" >CHAIRman >Shiki then I chuckled

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 23 03:30:54 2008 No.282747 File: 4 KB, 300x300, 1206243054788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:31:47 2008 No.282752 File: 17 KB, 256x352, 1206243107001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282724

>>	Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE Sun Mar 23 03:31:51 2008 No.282754 File: 23 KB, 240x320, 1206243111843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282724

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:32:34 2008 No.282757 >>282724 OH god Ultros, I want to suck on your tentacles as I plow right through you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:32:48 2008 No.282759 >>282745 Oh I just got it. Haha oh wow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:33:46 2008 No.282766 Ultros, you are SO cash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:35:25 2008 No.282779 >>282745 Fuck now I get it and I'm loling even HARDER

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:35:33 2008 No.282782 >>282745 Oh NOW I get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:36:08 2008 No.282786 >>282759 >>282779 >>282782 slowpoke.jpg

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:36:51 2008 No.282790
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>>282757
>>282766
Oh you folks are too kind. Now here's an interesting story you guys might be able to relate to. So there was recently a study going on in the U.S. that polled people on what their favorite fruits were. The studies showed that Doctor prefer apples, Students prefer bananas, and Weeaboos prefer figs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:37:37 2008 No.282797 >>282790 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:37:48 2008 No.282800 File: 29 KB, 736x736, 1206243468676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282790 hmmmm not sure if lol

>>	formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY Sun Mar 23 03:37:54 2008 No.282801 File: 111 KB, 875x960, 1206243474558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282790

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:38:41 2008 No.282805
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>>282597
>>282668
>>282724

Oh, Hi Ultros! I'm such a fan of yours! I've always loved your puns, and I'm actually pretty jealous of them in truth.

Hey, come to think of it, you're a pretty good fighter yourself, aren't ya? Maybe you could beat up this annoying black witch I know? There's a prize for it to, because then you'll have a cool new nickname!

Kill-a-Mari

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:38:43 2008 No.282806 File: 11 KB, 300x300, 1206243523477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282790 brb lolling

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:39:08 2008 No.282810 >>282790 I kinda lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:39:43 2008 No.282816 >>282790 Oh god, I lol'd hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:39:53 2008 No.282818 >>282805 YOU TOO YUKARI? AHHHHHH I THINK I HAVE COLON CANCER NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:40:18 2008 No.282822 >>282790 Oh FUCK YES, someone better be capping these.

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:40:52 2008 No.282828
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Mitsuru and Yukari were alone. There was a tense atmosphere, and an awkward silence filled the room.
"So, um...", Yukari begins

Mitsuru immediately interrupts by grabbing Yukari and starts crying into her chest. Yukari stays silent and gently pats Mitsuru on the head, unable to even think of any comforting words.

Mitsuru finally stops crying, and asks Yukari if she could stay with her for the night. Yukari blushes, and nods after a long silence.

Dawn breaks, and Mitsuru wakes up alone. She smells pancakes and eggs downstairs, a first in a long time. She goes down dressed only in her shirt and underwear, and sees Yukari in her apron making food.
"Oh, hey!" Yukari was sure full of pep this morning. "Can you go make us some toast? I'm a bit too busy to focus on the toaster for even a minute."

Mitsuru looks away and blushes. "I can't use the toaster, Yukari."
"Why not?"

Mitsuru stands there, holding her arm. [spoilers]"I'm afraid I will burn my bread."[/spoilers]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:40:59 2008 No.282829 >>282805 IT JUST DOESN'T END

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:41:03 2008 No.282830 >>282805 OH GOD IT HURTS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:41:18 2008 No.282831 >>282790 Fuckit. I lold

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:41:30 2008 No.282835 >>282790 Oh god that was so bad it's awesome.

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:41:36 2008 No.282838
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Why the fuck did [spoilers] work once but not anymore
Mitsuru and Yukari were alone. There was a tense atmosphere, and an awkward silence filled the room.
"So, um...", Yukari begins

Mitsuru immediately interrupts by grabbing Yukari and starts crying into her chest. Yukari stays silent and gently pats Mitsuru on the head, unable to even think of any comforting words.

Mitsuru finally stops crying, and asks Yukari if she could stay with her for the night. Yukari blushes, and nods after a long silence.

Dawn breaks, and Mitsuru wakes up alone. She smells pancakes and eggs downstairs, a first in a long time. She goes down dressed only in her shirt and underwear, and sees Yukari in her apron making food.
"Oh, hey!" Yukari was sure full of pep this morning. "Can you go make us some toast? I'm a bit too busy to focus on the toaster for even a minute."

Mitsuru looks away and blushes. "I can't use the toaster, Yukari."
"Why not?"

Mitsuru stands there, holding her arm. "I'm afraid I will burn my bread."

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 23 03:41:57 2008 No.282843 File: 60 KB, 233x210, 1206243717200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282805

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:42:34 2008 No.282846 God dammit, puns should not be this funny!

>>	formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY Sun Mar 23 03:43:09 2008 No.282853 >>282838 spent a bit too much time on the wind-up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:43:24 2008 No.282854 File: 80 KB, 640x480, 1206243804873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282838

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:44:10 2008 No.282859 >>282838 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:44:16 2008 No.282861 the jokes, so terrible it's good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:44:22 2008 No.282863 >>282838 That one made my face make a face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:44:40 2008 No.282867 >>282861 it's very punny

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:45:59 2008 No.282875 >>282859 Haha neither do I, but my Touhou knowledge is limited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:46:29 2008 No.282877 >>282875 the buns, dammit, the buns.

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:46:54 2008 No.282885
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You folks sure have a sense of humor, but I must regress. Here's one last story for those oldfriends that I remember from /a/. So I'm going to assume you all know that horrible anime show called "Naruto", right? Well there was this black guy who was cosplaying as Naruto (surpising, I know!), on his way to one of the cons, when he suddenly felt famished (probably for some chicken or watermelon, I'd guess). Knowing he didn't have enough time to change, he made his way to the nearest restaurent to have a meal. When the host asked him what table he preferred, he pointed at the one in the corner and said DATTABLEYO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:47:18 2008 No.282888 File: 130 KB, 468x292, 1206244038394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282875 What do Persona 3 and Touhou have in common? shootan gaems

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:47:37 2008 No.282893 >>282885 Oh wow

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 23 03:47:50 2008 No.282896 File: 108 KB, 640x480, 1206244070683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282885

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:48:07 2008 No.282898 >>282885 AHAHAHHA okay that fucking made me fall out of my chair OH WOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:48:19 2008 No.282899 >>282885 FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:48:31 2008 No.282904 File: 510 KB, 645x180, 1206244111191.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282885 OH GOD WHY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:48:52 2008 No.282906 I just finished reading one of the fanfics on here about Touhou. Let's just say that my eyes got a little Mystia

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:50:08 2008 No.282919 File: 86 KB, 451x339, 1206244208284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282885 i was almost gonna sage for Naruto. But that was golden.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:50:09 2008 No.282917 >>282885 orz

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:50:11 2008 No.282918 >>282906 Kind of loled

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:50:17 2008 No.282920 >>282885 I hate you so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:50:17 2008 No.282922 >>282885 OH GOD

>>	Bench Sun Mar 23 03:50:31 2008 No.282925 File: 16.00 MB, 400x225, 1206244231613.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282885 Haha oh wow

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 23 03:50:31 2008 No.282926 File: 36 KB, 700x700, 1206244231875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282906

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:51:00 2008 No.282944 >>282885 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:51:06 2008 No.282934 >>282885 Shitsux. I used to think you were funny, Ultros.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:51:18 2008 No.282937 >>282885 lol

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sun Mar 23 03:51:25 2008 No.282940 >>282934 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:51:41 2008 No.282942 >>282885 WHATS WORSE, THE FACT THAT I LAUGHED OR THE FACT THAT I GET THE JOKE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:53:05 2008 No.282951 >>282906 GODDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:53:23 2008 No.282955 >>282942 BOTH, don't worry, I lol'd and got it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:53:43 2008 No.282957 File: 4 KB, 100x100, 1206244423208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>282934

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 03:57:06 2008 No.282980 >>282885 FUCKING LOL

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:20:16 2008 No.283171

Ah it saddens me to see this thread settle down and approach the grips of death, but I'm glad that we all had a great time. So before this thread eats the dust, I wish you a pleasant night Anon and, as my good friend from /v/ Haunter would say, Sweet Dreams!

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:20:57 2008 No.283177
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Ah it saddens me to see this thread settle down and approach the grips of death, but I'm glad that we all had a great time. So before this thread eats the dust, I wish you a pleasant night Anon and, as my good friend from /v/ Haunter would say, Sweet Dreams!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:23:15 2008 No.283193 File: 16 KB, 500x384, 1206246195003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>283177

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:25:25 2008 No.283200 File: 56 KB, 640x480, 1206246325724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>283177

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:25:56 2008 No.283199 >>283177 That wasn't very good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:27:52 2008 No.283211 Good night, Ultros. I love you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:29:50 2008 No.283218 /jp/ - Always welcomes Ultros Fuck yeah Ultros.

Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:33:56 2008 No.283250

>>283177
I chuckled a bit, but then I RAAAAAGED because I remembered how haunter is such a fucking dickweed.

Enemy Haunter uses Hypnosis.
xxx has fallen asleep!
Enemy Haunter uses Dream Eater.
It's super effective!
repeat until dead

WHY ULTROS, WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER SUCH PAINFUL MEMORIES?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:35:32 2008 No.283263 >>283177 I'm retarded, I didn't get that at first until >>283250 explained it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 04:38:07 2008 No.283275 what

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 05:09:54 2008 No.283597 >>282790 Was expecting it but I still lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 05:12:51 2008 No.283625 Wait, there was an Ultros thread and I missed it? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 11:17:54 2008 No.285360 >>282859 >>282875 Final boss theme music from the game Persona 3 is called "Burn my Dread"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 15:49:30 2008 No.286759 >>282885 I heh'd. Only funny thing in this thread.

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