/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>28230156
First for eastern/western crumbling undead relations.

>>28230490
The eastern ochi fears the wight knights.

Actually, spider.

Moo.

>>28230797
This cow seems inadequately equipped to provide milk.

>>28230797
Meant for>>28230767

>>28230726
Is that rock-paper-scissors?

>Work for the city jail
>Theres a slave market for MGs here so I watch over the MGs waiting to be sold
>Get free rein to do what I want with the prisoners beside "using" them
>This includes tying Succbi down and holding their hands for extend amounts of times, playing catch with Dullahan heads, etc
>Most of the prisoners get sold but some have gone unsold, particularity the one I missed with the most
>Lilim takes over city
>Positions swap
>I'm the only prisoners and my guards are the same prisoners I missed with.

>>28230797

It's easy to make fun of monsters for skimpy military uniforms until they find out what the Rhodies wore in the Bush War

>>28231212
Dullahan husbands playing football with a dullahan head seems like peak bully desu

Bully yetis

>>28230896
Yes.
Its why northern revenants terrify those wights.

>>28231506
NO.

>>28230156
Got any spare change?

>>28230797
How now, spider cow?

>>28231989
I would make some spare change with gold gal.

>>28231506
So can I just take a unclaimed automaton home or do I have to ask her first?

>>28230838
That cow milks you

>>28232048
Well, do you have her activation key?

>>28232072
Does my dick work as a substitute?

>>28232057
Hmmmmm, she's got the strength but does she have the body to keep me?

>>28231989
yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

>>28232072
>activation
Are automatons almonds?

>>28232126
Why would you need to substitute her activation key with her activation key?

Incest?

>>28232221
I don't mind it with MGs.

>>28232221
What about it?

>>28232221
Indeedily-doodily!

>>28232134
Hard to run with a crushed pelvis, besides your going to be in an eternal leglock

>>28232221
Nope.

>>28232176
Why do I keep forgetting my passwords? I'm stupid, that's why.
I'm gonna find a way to change her coding and overcharge her pleasure sensors.

>>28232281
Well yes but is that enough to keep my heart into it?

>>28232221
Only if they want it.

>>28232357
She knows the way to your heart, don't worry

>>28232135
Alright, already, we’ll all float on
Now don't you worry we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on alright

>>28232353
Overloading an automaton isn't hard, just use 'sudo orgasm' until she overheats or her eyes roll back. You can also try 'apt-get pregnant', but I hear it's hard to get that repository to load.

>have a hundred-strong harem of khepri as a desert king
>well, at least nominally "a harem" - somehow couldn't get it on with any of them so far
>whenever you hint or suggest it, they cordially reject you referring to their work and responsibilities
>feel guilty every time so you don't press on
>and simply lack the heart to outright order them into bed
>other than this weird blue-balling, things are going fine
>kingdom grows and slowly gains various signs of a proper government
>you even got a human advisor early on, the only other man in the palace
>guy's pretty likeable, if a bit too unceremoniously familiar with you
>but the khepri simply adore him, always praising his sound advice among a long list of other things
>he must be giving it directly to them though because you haven't heard any of it yet
>in fact things only got busier for you since he moved in, as there are somehow less servants around whenever you're assigning tasks now
>almost feels like their discipline around you seemingly eroded a bit, too
>anyway, your days of abstinence might finally end soon
>unmarried Pharaoh of a neighbor country heard of you and wishes to establish relations, "hopefully in more ways than one"
>don't even try to contain excitement
>however the entire palace gets almost rabid urging you to delegate the mission to the advisor
>say it's proper etiquette, and you should concentrate on statebuilding
>reluctantly comply; such a grand prize shouldn't be rushed towards
>really hopeful for the guy as he departs with a surprisingly affluent escort
I might be the luckiest ruler in the world to be blessed with such a competent and self-sufficient team, but I can't stop feeling nervous bros

>>28232828
Is this what a shoggoth looks like in the morning?

>>28232349
Interesting.
Maybe now she'll put out.

>>28232484
So snuggling, playing vidya, and picking to pack on muscle or get a larger chest?

>>28232828
I really fucking hate how dirty Muschietti did one of my favorite King novels.

SNU SNU

>>28232747
I am sorry to inform you but you have been cucked.

>>28233131
Isn't a bad idea to cuck someone in a position of power though?

>>28233198
Very

>>28233009
Yes?

>>28233009
These girls are perfect for making into broodmoms.

>>28233009
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>28232747
Wrong thread, buddy

>>28233416
I'm not normally fond of Hellhounds, but this design really appeals to me.

>>28233497
The albino Hellhound?

>>28233522
She's not quite albino, since she's still deliciously brown.

How should you properly thank your stoic ochi bodyguard for their service? They're not the kind to appreciate something like a headpat, right?

>>28233009
Worship!

>>28233568
See>>28233756

Imagine this if you will:
>Chief to a group of p'orcers
>Sitting in your throne (a large, luxurious recliner)
>Watching sportsball on a huge TV
>One p'orcer on either side of you
>They're snuggling up to you, massaging you
>One p'orcer with her head between your legs doing you know what
>Two p'orcers preparing the traditional, weekend, p'orcer BBQ for you
It's on this day (and everyday for that matter) that you live like a king

>>28232747
>Advisor is actually an alp.
>khepri promised to help her get you.
>even went so far to make binding pact to let alp advisor take your cherry.
>only when phaoroah comes back and orders alp to fuck you does she do it.
>massive orgy happens with you in middle.
>once it ends you cuddle with alp, pharoah and khepri wives.

>>28233568
Wrong

>>28234309
I appreciate you trying to fix that bait post.

creativity outlet prompt: which MGE monster girl species would enjoy fighting games, and how?

>>28233874
Sounds comfy as fuck as expected from those cuddly sows

>>28234524
Kiki is actually a huge gaming nerd, but only when Mastah isn't watching. It's nice to unwind here and there while still having a challenge to overcome.

>>28234524
Salamanders are very competitive

>>28234727
I could imagine the game chart

I just want the spider to hold me in her arms, pedipalps and legs and whisper sweet nothings into my ear. I'm so tired.

Remember to put your silly mortal tongue in your undead mistress' superior ass

>>28234524
You know who.

>>28234979
I'd rather put my silly organic tongue in my Automaton mistress' superior pussy.

>>28234979
Sounds good.

>>28234727
I imagine a match between two salamanders could be seen from space.

>>28234524
Flagmander would Beast. So long as you don't go full Mexican on her in KoF.

>>28235050
Good man. She "programmed" you well.

Always be careful when relying to single MG ads on the internet.

>>28234524
Lizard girl
>Have a lizard wife that you've beaten in a fight
>You also like video games
>You show her some
>She's not that interested
>Show her a fighting game
>She tries one out
>You beat her quite easily since she's not that good
>After getting beaten a few times her mere female lizard instincts kicks in
>After a night of rough but loving sex she starts training to get better in the fighting game
>She ends up being quite good
>Ends up beating you
>She's super smug about this
>Until you face fuck the smugness out of her
>She still challenges you to games every now and again since she knows if you beat her, she's gonna be super horny by the end and you're gonna end up fucking her
>And if she wins she gets to be smug until you hate fuck her, which she also loves

>>28235050
I don't remember that part of the user registration process

>>28235638
I applied for a job as a lab assistant, but now I'm chained to a table while a lich keeps making me drink potions while fucking me!

What are your waifus gonna dress up as for halloween?

>Really want a Lilim but finding one (and then getting one to one) is a pain in the ass.
>But there a named Lilim that we know where she resides and the place is relatively accessible
>It is Druella
>But aside from the problem of getting to her without getting claimed by someone else, there is the problem of me really wanting to be the one pursued and being proactively dated because I am a turbo sub, super shy autist who can barely talk to people, let alone ask someone on date and terrified of messing up or embarassing myself (and god help if I still end up failing) If I try to confess to her.
>Get an idea
>Find a way to send letters to Lescatie
>If possible try to find a country friendly and close to Lescatie but preferably human ruled to decrease my chance of being claimed by some random mamono
>Send a few love letters (or atleast my cheesy attempts at one) to Druella periodically,
>Hope that this gets her interest and continue to write to her. Hopefully I am not in a timeline where she is already married. If I get rejected it will easier to deal with it and I will not waste a journey and look like a fool.
>Keep sending them until she gets blue ovaries
>Either she goes after me herself or sends someone to bring me to her

Touch fluffy tail.

>>28236594
Maybe some warhammer high elf or
Satsuki Kiryuin

>>28235638
>click ad for young innocent monstergirls in your area
>get a message on your phone saying to meet up at a certain alley
>go there only to get milked by a CC Manticore
many such cases

>>28237647
CC manticores are big, soft and fluffy. Just fall asleep in her embrace and let her take care of you

>>28236594
A very scary ghost.

>>28235638
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you within 5 miles
>"Yeah right, as if that's a re'"
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you within 4 miles
>"W-what. Did that just ch-"
>3 miles
>...
>2 miles
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you arriving at your home soon
>"What the fuck?"
>There is no escape, just open the door Anon Y. Moose

>>28237732

Having a great day, then boom. Malus.

>>28238409
God the WH mge deamons are so hot.

>>28237761
>The horde has arrived at your home

>>28230797
Trick or Treat

>>28239008
Chuuni Firemouse, training to become the strongest!

>>28232349
My queen

>>28238635
Waffle House demons? Okay, as long as I still get my hashbrowns scattered and smothered

>>28239099
And taking the hardest beaten.

>>28230797

The Eros girls are top tier.

How would an animated kids show without outright pornography work in mge
>Drama and romance for girls
>Action and fight scenes to draw in boys
>Bombshell female characters to make boys attracted to monsters early
>Reoccurring villains and rivals
>Build up to endgame romances between characters to keep the audience happy
>Female villains get dicked by the hero/male villain/their subordinate
>Male villains get redeemed through monster pussy
>Have a time-travel episode so mg's can dress in boner-inducing historical outfits for "educational purposes"
>Throw in an actual threat once a season or two to have an excuse for the heroes and villains work together and keep it interesting without getting too edgy
>Epilogue where every couple is happily married with at least five children
It's really cute imagining monstergirls fangirling over shows they watched as kids years after they ended, especially if they cosplay as their favourite characters in adulthood

>>28239460
sabbaths got the magical girl market cornered

a cat is fine too

>>28239460
A card game anime where the protag's waifus are part of his deck.
The physical version comes with real Trumparts, guaranteed one in every box! (additional costumes and accessories sold separately)

>>28241102
please stop

>>28240136
I want a teen bicorn that's also a childhood friend.
I feel like it would be interesting to see her explore her sexuality by watching other girls fuck me.

>>28230156
How do we make shogs real?

I'm going to take a nap and by the time I wake up this thread better be less gay.

>>28241288
We don't.
It's for the best.

Which IRL historical character do you anons think would be fine and maybe even thrive in the MGE setting?

>>28241642
Teddy Roosevelt.

>>28241642
ben franklin

>>28239460
That evil pharaoh will get the young hero for sure

>>28241642
Andrew Jackson gets isekai'd into mge and begins carving out his own kingdom and harem, the demon lord being rightfully distressed with this development offers her hand in marriage to stop her kingdom from becoming some sort of republic abomination and he adds her to his harem and declares himself the emperor. It could have all been avoided if not for that kot.

>>28241764
>Based Teddy in MGE
The man was a goddamned locomotive in trousers who drank what was tantamount to a bath tub of coffee a day. If he ended up in MGE, he'd probably get shot by a Cupid's arrow and have the willpower to mock her for being such a gullible girl since he true love is nature.

>>28242137
He'd be the wildman of the elven lands.
Cock, just taking in the sights like its one huge nature trip and probably hunting demonic beasts.

>>28242217
>Kind Sir, how did you ever manage to subdue the great Demonic Boar?
>With my bare hands, lest the beast forget the touch of its master.
>The sound of a thousand P'Orc loincloths ripping off simultaneously in the distance

What are the rules of "hunting" in monster lands? Are there any endangered species?

>>28242496
Demon beasts are traditional, free game hunting.
'Hunting' monster girls is just finding a single one.

>>28242535
I imagine trying to 'hunt' any individual monster girl causes you to subconsciously mana mark yourself.

>>28242576
Probably.
Of course you need to claim your prize once you catch it.

Need me a cheerful, CC, titty, bapho neighbor
Wanna bond with her over gardening techniques
Wanna get invited into her home
Wanna make out with her
Wanna get a blowie from her
Wanna hold her paws and pat her head

>>28242535
Do they have castle doctrine? What am I obligated to do if I am pursued or invaded by an intruder?

>>28241764
that's a good one
>>28241642
my choice is Grigori Rasputin, my reasons are:
>wizard
>his mysticall powers were literally the only thing protecting the royal russian family from a certain red tide
>the conspirators who killed him had to try multiple times
>first try involved enough cyanide to kill 5 men in his drink the mad lad survives intact
>even though they then shot him 5 times one of these on his head he still moved
>they had to roll him a carpet and throw him in a frozen river
>he excaped the carpet rolled arround him but eventually died of hipothermia
Grigori get's isekai'd into mge, he becames known as the most powerfull wizard ever to live, one day a lilim tries to mind break him and getting him as a husband, he is the one who actually mind breaks the lilim, he ends up getting an haram of monster girls, Order sends crusade to stop the "Heretic" wizard he then beats them up and goes to join the demon lord as a member of her royal court

>>28242535
>"hunt" porc
>she decides to take a nap.
>once a sleep you move in.
>only feet from her you hear a branch break behind you.
>turn around to see a pack of p'orcs
>hear her awaken behind you
Anon is know a broodfather.

>>28242629
I want to impregnate her so bad bros. What a sexy bapho!

>>28242847
Kiss her
Impregnate her
Drink her titty milk

>>28241288
Stop running from life, find a kiki instead.

>>28242950
Will do. I hear goats milk is very delicious as well!

>>28243102
No

>>28243102
it's magically delicious

>>28242629
I really do hope we get more art of that goat!

>>28243055

>>28243286
They merged.

What are some monster girl bed time stories to read to your daughter?

>>28243514
>The Pharaoh went on to rape the prince after conquering his city. Based on a true story.

>>28243514
Little Red Riding Kun.

>>28243159
Yes.

>>28243983
This doesn't look like grandmas house

>>28243246
From what i know its no ones wife. Just a neighbor character.

>>28243983
Those are some thick wolves.
They must eat very well

>>28242629
I want to live in Nav's MGE universe of shortstack Monsters.

>>28243514
Nothing too sexual, I don't want her getting too riled up before sleep time.

>>28243514
Reading nonfiction accounts of succesful, gorgeous undead nobles to her, always taking time between tales to relate them to her, boosting her confidence as best I can because she's gonna grow into a better wight then each one of them.

>>28244136
Remember, shortstacks are for getting in a headlock and then cumflating.

>>28238635
It vexes me to no end that there is an NSFW image of body horror with Ignitrix and yet there is no smut to go with it. I know this is the second time I've harped about it in the same afternoon and evening in two separate threads but I do hate the idea of a fun idea going to waste.

Like spoiling a beer by adding pumpkin flavor.

>>28244765
What?

>>28239639
I don't know about that. Hroz did a few CC magical girl doujins that worked pretty well, I could see an obscure spinoff genre catered towards unmarried CC monsters developing.

This reminded me of really vivid idea I had while in the shower one morning
>MGE Saturday morning show about monster magical girls
>Main villain is a reoccurring semi-joke character that always gets beaten
>The actor that plays him is actually a really nice guy off the set
kind of like an older brother
>Cast all develop a one-sided crush which the actor is unaware of
>Show ends with the magical monster girls and main villain getting serious and teaming up against greater evil and going back to their normal lives yada yada
Fast forward years later
>Show has long since ended and the former magical mamano girl child actors are in highschool
>They haven't talked to each other in years and their personalities have changed significantly
>Mix a bunch of generic highschool cliches together- goth, nerd, gyaru, athletic tomboy, etc.
>They all get together for a reunion to answer fan questions and sign autographs
>Catch up with one another before the show and discover that they mutually had a crush on the main villain's actor
>Receive the news that he won't be attending the fan signing because nobody could figure out where he is
>After the signing they agree to team up and find him in order to fulfil their unrequited childhood crush
>They slowly rekindle their friendship along the way
>Years after an adult-oriented meta sequel with the original actors is made based on their journey
>It ends with them fucking him in their old costumes and then marrying him
>It’s based on a true story making it even more appealing to the mamano who grew up watching the original

>>28244865
This makes me think of another idea

>Sabbath propeganda show has the main villains be a bunch of dumb, silly onee-san monsters
>They're foiled all the time and usually end up humiliated
>Unfortunetly for the Sabbath they prove to be the most popular characters

>>28244703
>hfw you've been drinking your milk and have sufficient calcium intake

>>28244860
I am a simple man of simple tastes. When I see a Tzeentchian demonness I want her to mold and shape me like meat-flavored putty using the Warp.

>>28243514
I usually read them some simplified tales about the Egyptian gods (MGE versions) that my wife tailored into bedtime stories alongside some classic fairy tales like Aunty Wolf (a werewolf that 'devours' a naughty boy). The twins' favorite is Snow White and Rose Red and they never seem to tire of it, requesting it at least once a night.

>>28232881
It's what a Shoggoth looks like when she feels like domming you.

wightwightwightwightwight

https://pastebin.com/6PwFN01M

I might do one or two more chapters of this idea before moving on.

>>28245895
MORE WIGHT MORE WIGHT MORE WIGHT!
These stories are so good, will be sad to see you finish it up but all good things end!

>>28246108
Big and soft in all the right places. Praise undeath!

>>28246262
based, undead girls are the best

>>28246428
Fashionable undead!

>>28245895
>>one or two more chapters
Based writefag. Honestly as someone who really loves Wights this has been wonderful, especially since I never expected to see you return.
Whatever you do next will have my full attention too, looking forward to it.

>>28246428
>>28246526
>you will never be raised from the dead or enthralled by a powerful undead
I want one to take care of me.

>>28246618
Having my heart and soul stolen by an undead/ancient evil!

What would be the best way to express my gratitude towards my waifu for loving a loser myself?

>>28246664
impregnation

>>28246428
I love big pale loli butt.

>>28246662
Ancient evil lich using you as a meatshield only to ressurect you again and again!

>>28246664
with your tongue

>>28246806
I prefer the opposite.

>>28246262
Undeath is simply the best

>>28246262
I like my undead like I like my ice cream.
Extra soft.

Floof.

There are two constants in this thread, wight and fox posting but pharaoh posting has been pretty common as of late.

>>28247514
I actually didn't see that much wightposting besides this weekend. t.someone who ctrl f's for wight.

>>28247604
It's weird, we have the Wightfags, some guy spilling his spaghetti and Wightcest talks all in the span of two days.

>>28244088
They’re on the way to grandmas house to show off their new wives.

Sneks

>>28248072
Behold

>>28248108
I blame Eirin's drugs

>>28248072
What about them?

>>28248136
I wouldn't mind being sent to the snake pit

>>28248136
I want an Apophis wife and a harem of other snakes that she's graped.

>>28247514

>>28248108
kill it with fire

>>28248118
I thank Eirin's drugs. Combining snek and fluffy tails might actually beat out the legendary wing hug.

>>28248108
Bitch please.

>>28248347
>try mean sabbath girls
No, thank you.

>>28248564
Ew, Anon, are you into big tits or something? Are you always thirsty for mommy's milkies like a baby? That's sooo gross, LOL!

Wait, no, the was Sabbath Mean Girls. Whatever.

>>28248707
>spoiler
I'd watch it.

>>28248564
I'm kind of into lolidom though.

>>28248500
>>28248136
I marry any snake but the ones with black sclera get top priority

Just had a dream I got to stick my dick in Bapho-chan's mouth. It was for some photoshoot at an elementary school. No one else was around because of C-beer virus. But when I took the photo, she didn't look happy. Think like the angry, bapho, blowjob sketch from long ago. Tried to get her to do a retake, not because of her expression, but because I wanted to nut in her mouth.

She looked semi-realistic though. Still cartoonish but sorta 3d? It's hard to explain. But her mouth for sure looked real. Kinda like if you were to take that open mouth picture in that gts vore comic of her and make it real looking. Except instead of vore, it was blowjob. That's the best way I can describe it

>>28248564
>try mean sabbath girls
I'd try a momonika hellhound's butthole.

>>28244860
https://i.imgur.com/ouB0qSL.jpg from https://imgur.com/a/spSu6

>>28248564
2-3 momonika manticores, please.

>>28248347
>Love sabbath always
>Better girl love
>Wight anon wife
>Little man getting pharaoh

>Slime fat
>Demon monsters imagine stuff
>Sister wanna sex
>Less lolis show cringe
>Ghost fun loli
>Great lilim stuff married

>REMEMBER MONSTERGIRL LOOKING REALM

What would happen if I played thunderstruck near the Raiju party zone?

I was asked for it a number of times, so I went ahead and drew it. A hellhound (male)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85248122

>>28249789
>2 of them argue who has the stronger venom
>they decide to try it on (You)

>>28249873
>wight little big

>>28249949
They call you a racist and shock you in the ween

>>28249971
>wight little big feel
You know what you gotta do, anon

>>28249962
Nobody asked for that, gtfo faggot

>>28249962
Why the fuck would you post that here?
Are you, by chance, retarded?

>>28248347
>>28249873
Don't forget
>find shog care
>dick lot wives
>monster made great king hear

>>28249962
Should do Runya as male

>"Open that mouth and let me tongue fuck you, loser"

>>28249962
Disgusting.

>>28249962
no one wants monster boys in here

>>28250032
>>28250034
>giving him (You)s

>>28250240
If you don't promise to blow me after I'll bite.

>>28250240
I want a tail hug in return.

>>28250240
Is it wrong that I'd accede immediately?

>>28250519
I'd do the same.

>>28249577
I wish a baphomet gave me a blowjob at her elementary school

>>28250240
>Uhmm, could you umm, hug me, while you're doing it, please?

>>28250709
Same

>>28250891
Of course not. Mansluts don't deserve affection.

>>28251094
An Apara can seduce a man by simply approaching him. I wonder if they can cause a man to bust they dance well enough.

>>28251802
I want a chubby apsara.

>>28249962
I'd love to see him fuck a female one

>>28251802
Maybe, but it'd be a waste. A true master would keep a man on the edge until it was time to put it in.

>>28252003
Fuck off back to /trash/

What do you like to call monstergirls? Mamono, non-human, monstergirls, abhuman, monsters?

>>28253217
I call them my queens

>>28253217
Human women but badder.

>>28253217
Just monster girls but I do like 'mamono' and 'demi-humans' as terms.

>>28253480
>>28253491
Trash answers
>>28253607
Demi-human's nice. I just think about the actual context and connotations of "monster" girls. I think the meaning would have been diluted to shit. Especially if yours is a headcanon that blurs lines, wherein monstrous beasts can literally turn into monster girls, with enough mana/magic/whatever.

>>28253739

>>28253217
Mamono and monster girls/MGs.

>>28253848
Be much better if Nyarlartothep as an anime girl were a Egyptian Pharaoh anime girl. A dark or chocolate skinned anime Pharaoh girl with all the assorted Eldritch tendrills and imagery.

I mean, a very common and popular depiction of Nyarlartothep is either an Egyptian Pharaoh looking dude or imposing black person.

>>28249962
How dare you post this
I am certainly going to close this page and not save that image

>>28254114
>imposing black person.
He wasn't an african black far as I recall, he just had literally black skin, like, hellhound tier.

I want to awaken a decadent pharaoh that's on the thick side.

Remember if you bully the undead even the local miko will get pissed

>>28254255
>Ghost isn't pregnant
I haven't been bullying her hard enough evidently.

>>28254175
Well that's what I sorta meant aswell. Just an really imposing or intimidating yet mysterious black colored individual.

Big vampires need lots of blood

>>28249962
Looks great, wolv!

What do you do if you're in Zipangu and some rather weird and creepy ziapangese woman wearing a mask asks you if she is beautiful?

>>28254425
Is it rude of me to ask if all the blood is going into her chest?

>mg versions of creepy copypasta/videos
I could use some of these since I'm feeling really spooked right now.

>>28254483
>mg versions of creepy copypasta/videos
Getting trapped in a blueballing harem story?

>>28253739
>Honey, can I take this mask off yet?
> K̷̡͚̮̦͕̣̓̈̈͐̈́̒̃̆̑͜ͅy̶̠͑ă̴̧̧̨̨̗̪̪̭̪͍̦̹̦͚̗̜͍̦͘͠ą̶̜̜̖̤͓̥̣̼̭̝̹̯̼̯̯̜̼͌̈́͝a̵̢̦̮̭̺̮̯̦͇͒̈̇͗̾͋̍͗͆̈́ä̷̢̭̱͚̳̖͙̩̯̦̳̭̘̮̗̰͇̯͖̻̜́̍́̑̌̍́͛̇́̑̈́́͒̇a̸̢̧̦͖̪̪̮̺̦̾̌̊̆͂͛͗͆̕̚͘!̴̭͇͛̐͑̒̔͋̈́̐̏͒̐̈́̑̆̓̓̔̀ ̵̨̛̫̬͔̉͆͒̑̑̏͌̔̎̐̃̉̀̋̇̈́͘͘͝M̷̢̢͔͕͑̆̔́͆̍̉̇̐̚ằ̶̡̨͙̦̯̬̬̰̬͕̩̤͇̬̱̈́̎̑́̋̒͘̕̚͘͝͠ş̴͖̪͎̩̱̤̥͍̱̜͉̤͌̽̂͌̿̈́̓͒̋̃̈́͐́̔̆̓̕̕͝͝t̵̢̙͈̯͖̬̣̭͑̀̈́̄̎̊̽̂͝a̵̝̖̺̝͑͒̑͋̊ḣ̷̢̝̝͔̺̫̱̦̻̭͍̆͆͛͒͒͛̇̀͗̈́̋̄̈́̋̌̚̕ ̸̩̗̤̣̦̙͕̠̟̙͕͔̳̮͉̟̓͊͆̓͗̒̒̉̒̈́̔̋̈̽̌̏̏̓͐̕̚͜͜͠i̷̧̺͚̼̩̘̖̗̻͔̘̗̠̫̙̟̼̎̒̆̆͝s̸̠̖͂̋͐̋̇́̈́ ̵̢̦̟̯̦̩̃̿̂͒̀̓̊͆̀̉̐̕͘͠͝͝ş̴̢̛̭̩͈͓̝̭̯̫͇͖̜̩̯̖̌̓̑͋̍̊̒̒́̓̚͘͠ͅo̷̡̧̩̪̙̗̞͖̘͉͖̱͖͓̹̺̹͉̜̙̪͛͌̈̄̄̾̓͆̆͑͂͐̉̍̚͝͝͠ͅ ̶̢̛̫̰̗̦̩̘̼̩̹̠̮̐̍̐̏̚͝c̸̛̬̐͆̑̾̃̈́͊̎̈́̿͌͒̉̋͂͋͐̊̂̚͠͝ȗ̵̻̭̮̆͆͌͌͋̈̚ţ̷̧͍̼̝̘̠̹̪͍̬̹̦͖̙̊̊́͐̿͗ͅe̶̛̛̞͇̠̜͈̙̫̊̈͆͂̌͂̉̎̌̕͝͠͠!̸̨̛̩͈̫̝̯̦̬̻̱̳̦͉̮̞̰͌̔̎̔̑͑̏̓̾̆͐͝

>>28254483
GO TO BED

>>28254425
>All those piercings
>Shitty hair
>Angry bitch face
>Choker
This must be one of those new cultureless low class vampires

>>28254989
cant sleep
clown will eat me

>>28248347
>find shog care
I wish I could

>>28254989
After I finish some tea.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that work doesn't care if you fuck your wife there so long as you're on break or have completed your tasks.
Or if she owns the company, can't argue with the boss.

>>28255077
>Hehehe... Did I scare you anon?

>>28255082
what flavor are shogs?

>>28255205
Snozzberries.

>>28255205
toothpaste

>>28255332
Does she taste like toothpaste or does your toothpaste now taste like her?

>>28255407
Yes

>>28254483
What got you spooked?

>>28255575
You Are On The Fastest Available Route

>>28255743
Kinda cringe.

Please don't look ghost girls in the eyes they're very shy

>>28255896
Anon, I'm gonna pin her down, hold her harms out, brush her hair out of her eyes, and look her in the face till she's swollen with seed.

>>28255198
>>28254989
>Share a bed with a hellhound
>Hear all these horror stories of men being broken and ground to dust by their sheer aggression
>Worst that ever actually happens is her using her body to weigh you down while she showers your face with flurries of warm, wet kisses until she falls asleep
>you still can't seem to get out from underneath

>>28253217
I'm with >>28253996. I'm sure some would have some more politically correct term they prefer and I'd use that so long as it's nothing ridiculous or there isn't some unique one per species. I feel like parahuman or the like might pop up.

>>28254255
This is the cutest fucking ghost and I do not blame the guy for never pullling out. We might need to crown Jitome King Arthur now, though.

>>28256398
Parahuman's another interesting one. To call them monstergirls in MGE's setting is rather self evident, but I have to wonder if you'd call them "monster" anything in a setting with a long ass history of cohabitation and more neutral states. And if you would, would the word monster have become so genericised that if you were to face a literal "monster" you'd call it something else to encapsulate it's terror, like a fiend or beast or something?

What kind of dates would you go on with your waifu anon?

>>28256567

>>28250578
whats going on here?

>>28256775
This artist really likes drawing KanColle x Azur Lane crossover pics.

>>28256564
>I have to wonder if you'd call them "monster" anything in a setting with a long ass history of cohabitation and more neutral states.
You probably would if you're an ignorant Order citizen, but even then there are exceptions. I feel like it'd lose its teeth some but still be the most offensive term you could use. The things closer to actual monsters do have their own name, but I can't remember it at the moment. Anyway, to draw a parallel to more familiar terms, I think there'd be a hierarchy:
Parahuman or other synthetic politically correct term=African-American
Mamono=black
Monstergirl/MG=negro
Monster=[racial slur of choice], just be careful about using terms like "porch monkey" and "coon" because you'll confuse the kakuen and tanuki.

>>28256567
Comfy ones to nice restaurants!

>>28257127
You're taking a social engineering angle I didn't intend for. Rather than just "X hurts my feelings Y hurts my feelings a little less, Z gives me upcummies" I'd meant, would you even call monstergirls monsters, or something else, and if you had ceturies of calling perfectly peacefully cohabiting wifewomen monsters, would the word change meaning and would you have to refer to actual monsters with different language?

I just wanna spend the whole day worshiping Manticore tail, is that so wrong?

>>28255007
the best kind

>>28257317
>would you even call monstergirls monsters
"Monsters" might fall out of vogue, but "monstergirls" would probably stick around though become less offensive. As a term, it still makes sense and has use; they're clearly to human girls but with "monster" bits attached and therefore different, which the word handily points out. The old legends would remain and some version of the monster might to provide a basis for why they're monsters even if they're only eating seed instead of the rest of the entire man, too.

>>28257736
>they're clearly to human girls but with "monster" bits attached and therefore different, which the word handily points out.
That's a good point, divesting it of all connotation it's a pretty literal and descriptive word.

>It is so cute when you talk about human boy rights.

>>28255896
Lies!

>>28257982
>I'm sorry, I cannot hear you over the sound of my freedom.

>>28258294
That tiny little weenie bitch ball gag doesn't look useful for anything.

>>28257982
There's not a single monstergirl in all of existence who can dominate me or make me submit. :(

You just cum inside monsters without even asking?

>>28258294
I would breed Mari day and night FUCK

>a kobold holds up a magic talking skull and says; "Eekum Bokum!"

>>28257995
I've never wanted to breed a ghost more in my entire life
She just does something for me

>>28258395
Oh yeah? You're probably right so you should just get a submissive monster instead

What would a Monstergirl's response be if you lick and suckle her tits for quite some long time all while he cuddles you?

>>28258895
Ok, no.

>>28258895
I'd that dog

>>28258949
There is also not a submissive monster that exists

>>28258916
Could it be the gigantic anime tiddies?

>>28258895
>>28257214

>>28259100
It is a mystery indeed

>>28259084
Guess I'll go monk then.

>>28259084
Isn't that the entire point of the turtle?

>>28259116
Wrong dog anon.

>>28259100

>>28259323
They're not real, anon.

>>28259444
But maybe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNhWtFoz88

>>28259577
These things are grotesque.

>>28259610
Hey, fuck you.

>>28259627
No.

>>28259648
Yes, fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU

Polar bear girls

>>28260053

>>28260053
>"If she wants to get in, her best bet would be to get on top of the cage..."
>Bear puts its weight on the top
Every time. I want to see this guy in a horror movie.

>>28260240
I don't get it

>>28260122
Paws the size of a man's head!

>>28260955
Look at those BEANS! Goddamn!

>>28260291
The left is in the key of G and the right is in the key of D and slightly more complex. Beyond that I don’t know what they’re implying.

>>28255743
Imagine a little Wendi-Chan hammering on her dad’s laptop accidentally hacking the Meaty Meat delivery guy’s car

>>28261539
The notes for the one on the right are from "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

>>28262052
Sorry, I only date rat girls.

>>28255968
>Share bed with Hellhound
>Tell her you love her before going to bed every night
>Her wagging tail throws the blankets off every time

>>28262042
I thought the intervals seemed funny. Shame I couldn’t notice that on my own.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GL4E_SlsoxA

>>28262405
ah yes, the Weezer x Edvard Grieg mashup for which the world was so direly wanting

>>28262397
Can't lose the blankets if she is your blanket.

>>28262405
>>28262538
Just a baby is better.

So do monster girls just have a natural instinct to suck on any phallic object that comes close to their mouth?
Can I bully my wife by keep moving a dildo or something to her mouth and watch her start sucking it without thinking?

>>28262879
Yes.

>>28262879
No, but it might look that way because they consciously do so to arouse men if presented the opportunity. I've heard some succubi are so good they can make you nut just by sucking on your finger.

>>28262879
Maybe. Why don't you try it and find out?

The duality of woman.

>>28263312
Sounds dangerous.
I'm gonna do it to a bunch of monster girls and try not to get raped.

>>28263360
Both of them look deformed and unattractive.

>>28263933
Good luck, but remember the mamono adage:
Fuck around and win fucky prizes.

>>28264274
>Fuck around and win fucky prizes.
I want a succubus to tell me this before responding "that's what I'm counting on" before she just rapes the fuck out of me.

I want to be captured by a succubus and used as a dakimakura.

>>28256760
>"M-Master, holding hands with your servant is so...indecent~"

>>28264842
Nice as it sounds I would politely decline as I could never satisfy such cum hungry monstrous demon on my own. That and fuck ntr I'm not trying to be in some open relationship bs

>>28262405
>Made me go back and listen to the album
>Seem it was premiered on stream
>Check it out
>His chat is all underage attentionwhore faggots and trannies
Oh god that was cancer.

>>28266226
Are you trying to gaslight me with this pasta?

>>28266226
I have no idea how that relates to my post, but good on you.

>>28265731
What about breeding with your servant?

get yourself a side arm

>>28265728
The sun is already up you lazy shit!

>>28266375
You said you want succ hugs
I say I do not

What if a sexually aggressive Monstergirl is pro-actively dating a human male, and said human male punches the Mamono in the face as self defense. What happens?

>>28266754
escalation

[spoilerphttps://imgbox.com/g/KOQNRg9icj[/spoiler]

https://imgbox.com/g/KOQNRg9icj

>>28255968
>wake up before the powerful dom mamono wife
I would grope, lick and kiss her all over before she wakes up to rape me into the bed again. Especially if my wife was some ancient evil mamono. I wouldn't be able to help myself

>>28254483
>Be me
>A human traveler resting at an inn in the kingdom of Dragonia
>Lots of little loli dragons gathered around the strange human, curious at seeing their first man.
>One of them asks to hear a ghost story, and the other loli drakes start shouting in approval.
>”Very well, young’uns, gather ‘round the hearth. and I shall tell you of the Mad Queen of the Mourning Mountains.”
>”Once, long ago, there was a great kingdom of dragons, even greater than Dragonia.”
>”This kingdom was ruled by an ancient and powerful dragon. All bowed before her presence, and hailed her as queen.”
>”Her riches were vast, her horde greater than any other, and at her side she had her loyal consort, a dragonslayer turned husband.”
>”However, she was a greedy queen. Even with the horde she had, she still desired more.”
>”With all the power and wisdom of her royal dragon mages, she devised a spell that could turn anything into gold with but a single touch.”
>”Great celebration was heard throughout the kingdom the day the spell was completed. The streets, the fountains, even the clouds in the sky were turned into beautiful gold with a touch from the queen.”
>”The queen’s husband returned from a journey to collect the rarest, most beautiful treasures of the world to please his wife.”
>”The queen, unable to contain her joy at the sight of the treasures her husband had bought to her, leapt at her beloved, intending to embrace him as a lover would.”
>”And in a single instant her beloved was transmuted into gold by her own claws.”
>”The spell was irreversible, the combined efforts of her mages and scholars could do nothing to bring back her husband.”
>”She opened her own horde, pouring gold into finding and bringing the best magi, warlocks, and wizards in the world to try and reverse the spell.”
>”But she never found a way to bring her beloved husband back. And soon, her coffers ran empty, her once-mighty horde exhausted.”
>”In desperation for more funds, she began to transmute her own kingdom, her own castle, countless years of art and technology lost, sold off to fund the research.”
>”It was only a matter of time before she turned the spell against her own subjects.”
>”Her subjects fled, her authority crumbled, and soon she was left all alone in a dead kingdom, with only a golden statue of what used to be her husband left to her.”
>”They say if you travel to the Mourning Mountains today, you can still hear the Mad Queen, her wails of grief for her lost husband echoing off the mountains themselves.”
>”You may wish to give her comfort, but that would be ill-advised.”
>”For she is still looking for dragons to turn into gold, particularly young dragons, which fetch a high price, still convinced that she can still buy her husband’s revival.”
>”Young dragons. Just. Like. You.

>>28266675
>He doesn't want to be lovingly hugged by a succubus
You're dead to me anon.

>>28266943
"You thought we were a lovey-dovey traditional couple living a modest life for the purposes of mutual fulfillment and raising strong children, but actually we were a lovey-dovey demonic couple living a modest life for the purposes of mutual fulfillment and raising strong children this entire time!"

>>28267090
I don't wanna fuckin die

>>28267090
I for one want to get a mindbreaking hug or two from an arch-succubus.

>>28267690
>They don't even have sex with anon
>They mindbreak him just by hugging him and as such pouring their mana into him
Yes, this is also a good option.

>>28267780
I mean you would be cumming almost constantly anyways. It would get messy.

>>28267837
Well then they just have to clean me up. With their tongues. Making me mindbreak again.
Succubi are one of my favorite girls since they can both very loving and extremely lewd at the same time.

>political uprising in mamono controlled city
>"I am not a tool that any pervert can use for self satisfaction! Monsters can't just objectify and use my body like I'm some kind of sex toy! I'm not going to stand for the sexual harassment we humans have to go though every day, ever since there monsters invaded our once sacred cities, I'm marching over to the succubi's tower to demand the egregious treatment of my fellow brothe-"
>5 minutes later
>doesn't even get past the guard dogs
>instant loss'd
>"yes mommy, I love you, I never doubted the pleasures monsters could offer for a second, my seed is yours"
Poor lad never stood a chance