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His face looks willing but his body seems scared. Oh, shirou

>>2816614
You lost me

For some reason I just imagined a Type-Moon buddy comedy with Shirou and Tohno Shiki, wandering around solving mysteries and taking it easy.

>>2816638
that sounds like something I'd want to watch.

>>2816628

>>2816638
Shirou doesn't know how to take it easy.

>>2816638

Shirou come out and play

Whew, looks like I'm off the hook for today!

>>2816669
He's the straight man character.

>>2816708
Denied

>>2816708
Who the fuck are you?

>>2816759
Your best friend, you silly girl.

>>2816759
Hey, your image there. I've been looking for the comic that's from, do you happen to have it?

>>2816808
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=velox

Here! I-it's not like I like you or anything, I just feel sorry for you not being able to look for things yourself. So I'll help you just this once!

>>2816798
Rin's too much of a bitch to have any friends.

>>2816759

I was surprised to find out that smoking surly Rin is canon. Sort of.

Reading through FSN for the first time, thing is made of engrish and endless cooking/breakfast eating scenes.

>>2816853
In VNs half the time they're eating. You'd think Japanese people would be fatter.

>>2816843
Which is why she only has one true friend. She also has that trio of retards she hangs out with sometimes, but they're not as close to her as Ayako is.

>>2816868
They won't be friends once Rin finds out Ayako is yet another person who wants to bang Shirou.

>>2816853
The mini theaters are really worth the effort it takes to get all the Tiger Dojos (it helps that the Tiger Dojos themselves are worth it). The touhou parody one is adorable.

>>2816876
More like Rin says she'll hook Ayako up with Shirou, then when they get over to his house, she "warms up" Ayako while Shirou is told to go cook supper.

>>2816894
"Sure, Mitsuzuri, I'll let you borrow my boyfriend for the night. Just follow me..."

>>2816930
> oho.png

Obviously a typo, you added an o to the beginning.

>>2816690

You stupid shit! Why are you looking at m-

>>2817013
She sure turns me to stone.

>>2816999
B-but the only one I've ever made love to is Shirou!

>>2817053
And Saber.

>>2817060
No direct vagooo contact, doesn't count.

>>2817053

>>2817082
I'm pretty damn sure there was vagoo contact when Rin was having fun seeing how many fingers she could get in Saber.

>>2817053
Slut. Just like your sister.

>>2817082
I think you need to reevaluate a few definitions.

>>2817095
It wasn't Rin's vagooo touching Saber's vagooo, though. That was the point.

>>2817095
I-I'm not a slut! I just like it when Shirou puts his penis inside me, that's all!

>>2817225
No you don't.

Unless you're a really good actor.

>>2817225
I thought she hates penis, what with being a lesbian and all.

>>2817232
Bi. Otherwise what's the point of having him in the harem?

>>2817243

She only needs him to mana transfer Saber while she gets off to it.

>>2817229
>>2817232
She learns to love it.

>>2817260

Hollow Ataraxia was Avenger's dream. That never happened. Stop calling mai waifu a slut!

>>2817243
Mobile semen producer.

>>2817269
No one cares about the truth.

>>2817269
The side stories are unconnected to the main story, anyway. More of a "what-if" situation.

>>2817276
It's not the semen, but the magic in it.

Normal men can't provide.

>>2817269
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! It's the perfect FSN world, and no matter what LIES LIES LIES you tell that's the fact!

>>2817300

>It's the perfect FSN world

But it doesn't have Kotomine...

>>2817295

Every man stores their od in their semen, it's just that non-magi have baseline levels. Mana is everywhere (except where it's been sucked dry), od is too. Even Kuzuki, who wasn't a magus and probably had no magic circuits, was able to mana transfer with Caster.

>>2817320
It had Karen, who is superior because she has tits and does not find the idea of you in eternal agony particularly amusing.

>>2817329

BUT SHE'S STILL NOT KOTOMINE

>>2817329
Karen is a good girl. People think she's a slut because she'll have sex with anyone, but she's not. She doesn't even enjoy it that much. She simply loves everyone, and is willing to spread the love using her body.

>>2817366
A whore who doesn't charge is still a whore.

>>2817366
Um, I haven't actually played HA so I have only a basic working knowledge of Karen but... does she really have sex with anyone?

>>2817375

No, actually.

A whore does it for the money. A slut does it for the sex.
Karen would be impure. She's just doing something she shouldn't without realizing she shouldn't, not out of desire for the sex itself.

>>2816876
>Ayako wants to bang Shirou

Where do people come up with this crap? Next you'll be telling me Nero wants to fuck Akiha.

>>2817420
Nero actually knocked up Neko Arc. Neko Arc Chaos is his son.

>>2817420
>Nero wants to fuck Akiha.
Who doesn't? It's only natural that a man wants to fuck a petite girl with demonic powers.

>>2817426
I've never played Melty Blood, is that really the origin for Neco-Arc Chaos?

>>2817269
That's not part of the HA loop IIRC, rather sidescene you unlock.

>>2817431
No.

>>2817446
Well then where the fuck did he/she/it come from?

>>2817451
The land of Neko.

>>2817451
>>2817451
A studio-wide drinking binge.

>>2817470
I take back my land of Neko answer, this is WAY more accurate.

>>2817420
He totally would have hot vampire sex with her.

>>2817499
He did with Arc in that one doujin.

>>2817470
This. Just like Seifuku Akiha, Mech Hisui, and all forms of Sion.

>>2817502
Which I have bookmarked, because it has two of my favorite things.
Nero, and rape.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/18787/1a54433a69/
Enjoy.

>>2817505
All of which are awesome.

>>2817329
>does not find the idea of you in eternal agony particularly amusing.

Hahaha, what. She finds it immensely entertaining if she's the one causing it.

>>2817375
Don't be mean to her. She loves us all.

>>2817518
Nero is awesome, rape not so much. Nero+Rape= something I dare not look at.

>>2817550
I thought that was more her doujin personality.

>>2817550
She wouldn't wish death upon someone, though. She's just (very) mischievous.

>>2817518

SNAKES IN MY ASS

>>2817583
Oh gods, INITIATE DISTRACTION!

>>2817605

Is that female Shinji?

I'd rape that so hard.

>>2817420
Where have you been? Its fact.

>>2817610
How about Nun Kotomine?

>>2817569
I was expecting/hoping he would use more of his animals, but it's mostly just standard tentacle sex with a Bad End.
Also has the best example of THAT FACE, most of the reason rape is my main fetish.
Just that look of complete hopelessness drives me nuts.

>>2817522
MHisui is retarded broken, Sion just came completely out of nowhere and started lusting after Shiki's cock (despite him having FIVE GIRLFRIENDS ALREADY), and Seifuku Akiha? Seriously? How about instead of ANOTHER AKIHA they give us an actual new character? Arihiko, maybe. Or somebody from F/SN, since they seem to have dragged Ryougi out of the abyss.

>>2817610
Better question: would male Sakura rape female Shinji?

>>2817626
THE BEST.

I WOULD ATTEND HER SERMONS.

>>2817620
>doujin
>fact
Are you one of those people who think that Assassin would have half a chance against Roa?

>>2817640
"And lo the Lord told me 'Lock the orphans in the basement and be eaten by the specter Kirei, that I may have many lulz.'"

>>2817641
He can and he would.

>>2817641
Actually Nasu has said that aside of the DAA and Arc no Tsukihime characters would stand a chance against Servants. On the other hand, Death of the Author is usually invoked when it comes to Nasu.

>>2817637
Yes.

>>2817671
Nasu can kill servants. Discuss.

>>2817641
Its fact, because there's an infinite amount of parallel universes in FSN. We only see 3. So somewhere, in one of them, that happens.

FLAWLESS LOGIC.

>>2817694
Well he sure killed the interesting ones off.

>>2817671
Excluding Ciel, who is as strong as a human can get, who can avoid getting inst-ko'd, but ut's a defensive fight.
>>2817641
Most of Roa's incarnations are weaksauce.

>>2817700
Rider is his favorite, and he sure as hell wasn't afraid to kill her.

>>2817714
Kouma can fight on part with and probably beat an average Servant.

Fuck yeah, Kouma.

>>2817768
Strictly speaking, he doesn't appear in Tsukihime, but yeah, Kouma is fucking death.

>>2817768
Fuck Kouma.
Sachin FTW

>>2817780
Introduction, bro, did you read it?

>>2817787
Not for a year and a half.

>>2817740
What? Where'd he say that?

>>2817847
Wait for it...

>>2817855

>>2817859
Clearly the third man's opinion is correct and the other two are wrong

Also are they comparing them to....consoles?

>>2817871
Yep.
Rin, without tens is the 'Average one', second only to Saber.

>>2817855

I really don't see how Sakura reminds anyone of an Xbox.

>>2817890
She is huge.

>>2817890
She's a bit of a fatty.

>>2817847

What's the deal with calling Rin a bitch? Can people not handle being teased? I figured people in /jp/ would be used to it.

Besides, in her case, it's a sign of affection.

>>2817909
Didn't the there one say that Saber was his 9th favorite female? And why does he like Kotomine and Berserker?

>>2817924
Saber and Berserker are Takeuchi's favourites, Rider and Kotomine are Nasu's.

>>2817924
Kotomine is an awesome villain whose every action has great impact, and there is this pasta which details why Berserker is the best and manliest Servant.

>>2817913
Except she takes EVERY opportunity to be a bitch. She lets none pass.

>>2817924
Who the hell doesn't like Kotomine?

>>2817936
o/
/|
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>>2817924
It didn't say she was his ninth favourite, he was giving her a 9 out of 10.

>>2817933
Your standards for a bitch are different.
She is a teaser and she lectures you for your own good, even though she has no real reason or advantage. Truly the best girl.
Add Shirou mindfukery for social interactions and the combo is done.

>>2817945
Get out.

>>2817932
I don't actually remember the pasta, but Berserker makes me cry every damn time.

"You're strong, Berserker." ;_;

>>2817949
Lets see.

Can't cook for shit.
Sucks in bed.

Well she fails the two most important waifu qualities off the bat.

>>2817969
She cooks chinese, much better than Shirou.
And Shirou himself feels damn good during sex, the fact that you do not enjoy as a separate viewer is meaningless.
Next.

>>2817969
>Can't cook for shit.
I think I remember at least one scene where she showed that she could cook. Unless I'm misremembering.

>>2817932
I thought it explained how Berserker was the most sane out of all the FSN characters.

>>2817980
That too.

I'm not saying that I don't like Kotomine and Berserker. In fact, the Ilya/Berserker scene in UBW is the only one in the game that made me cry, though to be fair all the other big tearjerkers had been spoiled for me. I'm just wondering why Mr. Warrior of Love likes Kotomine and Berserker the most.

>>2817978
Chinese is inherently inferior to Japanese cuisine so she fails.

Shirou was only amazed because he was a virgin. Rin fucks like a dead fish.

Lancelot is a better Berserker than Hercules

I'm not saying that I don't like Kotomine and Berserker. In fact, the Ilya/Berserker scene in UBW is the only one in the game that made me cry, though to be fair all the other big tearjerkers had been spoiled for me. I'm just wondering why Mr. Warrior of Love likes Kotomine the most.

>>2817969
She can cook fine. After all, she had to cook for herself for 10 years.

She only "sucks in bed" because she was a nervous virgin who wasn't really ready to do it yet. Besides, she gets better (pic related).

>>2818000
Subjective bullshit opinion about food is bullshit.
Also, she proves she can do a great fucking job later on.

>>2818002
'Warrior of love'?

>>2818004
What a slut.

>>2818000
Rin and Shirou suck at sex; Archer and Saber are sex god/goddess.

>>2818012
>>2818004
Nice to see the Rin fanclub out in force today

>>2818015
Apparently, that's Nasu's nickname. Obviously it isn't used HERE, since we're all cold heartless cynics that are there just for the doujin community, memes, and fights, but apparently that really is his nickname.

>>2818027
Well we're also here for the jokes, and sometimes the official porn is good.

>>2818019
Practice makes perfect.

>>2818027
Okay, I'm intrigued.
What's the story behind the nickname?

>>2817913
I think you're just too used to women talking down to you. Or maybe you like it? Either way Rin is a horrible bitch to those of us who aren't limp-wristed whipped-pansies.

>>2818025
You don't have to be a BLIND FAN BEST ABOVE ALL ELSE to defend her from silly bullshit.
I reserve that mode for Ilya.

>>2818019
HAHAHAHAHA GOD DAMNIT SABER

>>2818040
Well I don't pretend to know THAT much about it since I'm a /jp/-type Nasu fan, but apparently in Nasu fandoms that AREN'T pure jackassery that's his nickname, since above all else he's a romance writer.

>>2818043
It's exactly because I am not a pansy that I do not mind a strong minded woman who cares about me and is not afraid to show it.
Being irritated or intimated means you can't even stand listening to other people's opinions, and just want to take it easy by being surrounded by quite, subservient people.

>>2818063
Romance, eh?
I do not agree, cause even if it's pivotal, it's not the actual focus or explored theme most of the time.
But I guess fandoms can say whatever.

I thought that perhaps it was a self-assigned nickname.

>>2818073
Well what little knowledge I have of the man himself implies he's not that arrogant so THAT I really doubt.

>>2818076
Considering he represents himself as a mushroom, I would not put it above using it for COMEDIC effect.

>>2818018
Can a woman who only fucks one man really be considered a slut? Even if she likes it a lot, that's just a normal sexual relationship.

>>2818084
Well I suppose that's possible, but the mushroom thing is just for pun.

>>2818086
Welcome to /jp/.

>>2818086
But she fucks many women.

>>2818086
>she likes it a lot
Slut

>>2818096
Touches a woman on the route she does not mix up with Shirou.

The main problem I have with Rin is she lacked the serenity and common sense to know when to keep her mouth shut

But what I got was some bitch GOIN WHOOP WHOOP ALL UP IN MY EAR TALKING A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I AINT TRYING TO HEAR

>>2818096
...And this is bad because...?

>>2818111
It makes her a slut.

>>2818084

He uses it because his name IS "Kinoko" (lit. Mushroom)

>>2818108
Rin is the second most prevalent info source in the story.
If you don't listen or didn't talk to you, you would be seeing events and effects and have no fucking idea why.

>>2818119
Yeah, just for pun.

>>2818119
Yeah, I know that. But regardless of obvious pun, CHOOSING to do so is a different matter all together.
>>2818115
She helps you fuck the motherfucking king.
It makes her a bro.

>>2818120
Shame she feels the need to explain the same shit over and over again

I learned more from Kotomine in one conversation that I did from her in the entire goddamn VN

>>2818120
Most of the information that pours out of Rin's mouth is incorrect or missing important points.

Heaven's Feel would have been hopeless without Ilya.

>>2818130
RIN FIST

Would Rin fist herself?

>>2818145
>>2818150
It's not incorrect, it's not the full truth because she doesn't know it herself and of course you won't get full exposurefrom the start.
It's not like her scenes drag on near as much as other scenes that contribute absolutely nothing.

Overexposition is an overall Nasu problem in all such scenes, not Rin's character only.

BERSERKERBOT IMPROVE THREAD

>>2818162
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DOGSHIT

>>2818154
She'd have to sacrifice her incredible tightness for that.

She'd probably be better off doing it to her sister.

>>2816706
>>2816667

Oh no, a wild Gorgon has appeared!

>>2818168
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>>2818186
Wow. Now that's getting into character.

>>2818186
>>2818186
>>>Go fuck yourself Gilgameshbot. You may have shiny armor, but I am made of true loyalty, true craftsmanship. I serve my purpose: to protect. You failed your purpose: to rule responsibly over your people.
But... I... MONGREL!

>>2818186
OH SNAP!

>>2818185
You know you love the Gorgon, deep down.

Rider is perfect

>>2818213

but gorgons do not like me

>>2818162
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>>2818168
Speaking of fanart that improves threads.

>>2818224

>>2818216

but the gods frowned upon her perfection, and were jealous. because of this, they made her and her sisters' lives a merry hell, defiled them, cursed them, and exiled them.

>>2818235
This is so incredibly awesome.

>>2818237

>but the gods frowned upon her perfection, and were jealous.

Or rather, one god was.
Athena's a bitch. Honestly, look what she did to Arachne just because she showed that the gods weren't perfect.

>>2818235
I feel sorry for asking this, but is that actually BY the AMD/Yotsuba author?

>>2818235
I feel silly for asking this, but is that actually BY the AMD/Yotsuba author?

>>2818249

let us not forget Poseidon's raping of her.

it occurs to me that after being raped and traumatizes she would respond very badly to someone coming onto her in a touchy-feely way

>>2818263

>let us not forget Poseidon's raping of her.

That's not jealousy, that's just that the 3 ruling gods are complete dicks who take whatever they feel like.

>>2818262
Yes, and that's the best part of it.

>>2818269
Well Hades isn't quite as much of a dick as Zeus and Poseidon.

>>2818276
Except for the odd kidnapping of pretty women, but he did it much MUCH less and no rape on the spot.

>>2818276

Well, he's still upset about getting shafted and living in a sunless dark realm with the dead forever.

>>2818283
Well he did it once, and Persephone seems more or less content with her role by the time Orpheus rolls into town. Actually, I don't recall any story where Hades DOES have sex.

>>2818289
He likes being the richest of the gods though (since he lives under the earth he's also the god of minerals if I remember right).

>>2818263
She has the capacity for love. You just need to earn her.

>>2818301

No one is richer than Hades! His coffers span the Earth.

>>2818315

Now that's a task and a half.
>>2818315

>>2818294

Persephone was more or less content with it even shortly after being kidnapped.

>>2816638
Shiki can kill servants.

>>2818337
Didn't she try to run away several times in the story?

>>2818043
>Or maybe you like it?

Yes, I do.

>>2818213
>You know you love the Gorgon, deep down.

I never claimed otherwise.

>>2818367
>Didn't she try to run away several times in the story?

She did. She was also raped constantly. The greeks associated the pomegranate fruit with female orgasm. Persephone has to live with Pluto for six months of the year, on month for each pomegranate seed she ate their.

Basically, Hades raped her until she liked it.

>>2818437
I... don't recall the constant rape part. Unless it was just pure metaphor, implied via the seeds.

>>2818043
Please. You're in /jp/.

Also, I wouldn't call Rin's teasing "talking down to you." I don't know what your social circle is like, but my friends and I give each other good-natured ribbing all the time. It doesn't mean we're "being bitches" to each other. It's just a way to amuse ourselves, and I'm pretty sure Rin only has that intention as well.

>>2818459
>in /jp/
>expecting others to be part of a social circle

>>2818459
But Rin isn't a part of Shirou's social circle. He barely knows her at the start of the VN, and only through school.

>>2818546
I fail to see what difference that makes. As was said before, Rin's teasing isn't really anything but signs of her affection for Shirou.

Besides, Shirou's an easy target and they do get to know each other rather quickly in all the routes.

>>2818459
I wish I had friends that gave me a good ribbing. I have no idea what a ribbing is, but it sounds pretty hot.