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Judging by the heaps of /a/ and /v/ posts, /jp/ is unmoderated tonight.
Let's have a /jp/ hookup thread!

Rules: Don't use your tripcode out of these threads. Please be courteous and don't start trouble.

Post here if you're looking for a e-girlfriend or boyfriend! Remember to include if you are male, female, gay, or straight

>> No.2810488

>Post here if you're looking for a e-girlfriend or boyfriend!

>> No.2810485

I only have eyes for Pygmalion.

>> No.2810489

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>> No.2810500

im a bi woman who has a lot of love to give and loves watching animes!!!

>> No.2810520
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2810520

I'm taken, so i'll pass

>> No.2810524

The entire concept is ridiculous, but if I were looking for an e-girlfriend wouldn't /jp/ be the last place to look?

>> No.2810527

Oh for fuck sakes. Reported.

>> No.2810528

I AM THE SPORK OF DOOM. I LOOK FOR MALES AND OR FEMALES WHO ARE RANDOM.

XD

>> No.2810536

loled hard

>> No.2810538

DIE

>> No.2810542

>>2810524

I want an e-girlfriend who is actually a fat NEET who faps to lolis.

>> No.2810553

/jp/...
I am disappoint.

>> No.2810555

24 year old white male seeking female. Must meet the following requirements, no exceptions:

1. Must be age 9 - 14, inclusive.
2. Must be a virgin.
3. Must have no more than an A cup.
4. Must have blue, green, or purple hair.
5. Must be willing to fuck on the first date.
6. Must call me onii-chan at all times.

>> No.2810560

>>2810542
I want an e-girlfriend who is actually a skinny NEET who shares my interests.

;_;

>> No.2810566

>>2810560
It's me. I am the skinny female NEET who shares your interests and I fucking hate you.

>> No.2810568

If I can't have happiness neither can you. Reported.

>> No.2810570
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2810570

>Remember to include if you are male, female, gay, or straigh
AND WHAT'S WITH ME?
.
.
.
I don't think any females browse this board.

>> No.2810572

i just want an e-girlfriend.

I'm so lonely. ;__;

>> No.2810575

>>2810476
This is why we have conventions for.

>> No.2810580

>>2810555

Same here, but any hair color will do. And I don't care if you don't fuck in the first date as long as your story is good and/or sad.

>> No.2810579

>>2810566

They all respond with something to that effect.

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2810582

How about we turn this into a /jp/ characters joke personals thread insteda.

IMMORTAL PRINCESS SEEKS PARTNER
Slender 'self-employed' brunette. Does not cook or clean. May require up to five (5) different requests of questionable possibility to be completed. Must be able to spend the rest of my life with applicant. Must like animals and not be allergic to rabbits.

>> No.2810585

I thought we're hooking up at the Anime Expo /jp/ meet up?

Anyways I'll be there, so just look for the Rance cosplayer.

>> No.2810590
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2810590

i already have a waifu, you all can fuck off

>> No.2810593

Setting aside that there are no girls on the Internet for a moment.
Why do you guys want e-relationships in the first place?
It seems completely meaningless.

>> No.2810599

>>2810582

You don't go and say the theme of your derailement joke. You just have to let it happen by itself.

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>>2810566

>> No.2810609

I'm a 21 years old male neet looking for a 14-18 year old girl, must have money.
I dont care about hobbies as long as she doesnt mind my own.

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2810615

>>2810585

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2810617

Why would I want a girlfriends when I already have a waifu?

>> No.2810621

HEY THREAD

PARTY @ MY HOUSE

>>2810585
Wait, what?

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>>2810617

>> No.2810637
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2810637

Female seeking cute female/male to physically abuse and emotionally blackmail, will make your life a living hell, must enjoy laying your head on someone's lap and being quiet.

>> No.2810659

>>2810582
>brunette
wut

>> No.2810661

>>2810617

um no thats my waifu back off

>> No.2810681
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2810681

おむつが好きなニューハフで〜す！(^▽^)/

>> No.2810799

>Don't use your tripcode

4th post >Suigin !YUsuiginy
5th post >Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0

also no thanks I have my waifu and that's enough for me

>> No.2810813

>>2810593
I don't think I would mind getting to know a fellow /jp/sy better, regardless of their gender, if only to make a friend.
Is that so bad, tripfriend-sama?

>> No.2810865

>>2810637
>>Female seeking cute female/male

I don't think you'll find any cute people here, girlbro.

>> No.2810904

taken IRL, sorry boys.

>> No.2810912

>>2810590
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Way to go for the only person who doesn't have a truly terrifying H-scene. (Save the main, goddamn it's hard to get her route.)

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