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>deeple is better than google
Who was "Mister"?
She sounds bored
>She's a BingCHADbased
>Gura shilling Bingoh no no no!
>>28083540me on the left
Ina is a miracle of the universe.
Reminder that "chumbuds" love misdirection.
>she uses bing
GURA CONFIRMED FOR MICROSHIT SHILL
You guys do realize that a colossal part of her success is because of the snowball effect the YouTube algorithm has in promoting her channel FOR her, right? She literally just has to sit there and let them funnel millions of people to her; most won't sub, but it's a numbers game—out of 500k algorithm-induced views, even if 5% of those people subscribe, that's 25k. THAT is how she pulls those numbers, and it's how everyone else 'blows up', too.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BROKE CONTAINMENT AND MENTIONED DEEPL
>>28083547That's me when she can't call me daddy
>Gura shilling BingThose Microsoft investment shitposts are starting to look more likely
>2 hours to go
God she's trying to bait the "bing is for porn" joke hard
Gura is fucking looney tonight
Bing sponsorship when?
Stop being so nosy about where she lives you fucking weirdos
>What's wrong with bing?Could this shark beee any more cute?
gura is shilling bing as part of her arrangement with xbox! my daughter is so shrewd with her business dealings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXK1RiGxao
wam
>BingMICROSOFT BUYING OUT COVER CONFIRMED, NOT A DRILL
>Bing shillingMicrosoft buying Hololive confirmed?!
>chrome windows openNOOOOO /G/ BROS
Gura is literally a millenial, she's not a Zoomer, nor she is a 90's shitter, she's literally smack dab in the middle of them.>danny phantom>has a wii but not a gamecube
based Gura dabbing on Chrome
has she said SNEED yet?
>>28083550>Doesn't use itkek btfo'd instantly
>>28083540>>28083457>all those "who's the blonde girl" comments in the MC collabDon't remind me.
Microsoft partnership with Gura confirmed
>>28083293Yeah, as much shit as people talk about Cover a lot of their problems seem to come more from growing huge way bigger than they anticipated and not being equipped or having enough people to handle it.They seem fine otherwise. Members seem to have a better support network, at least from other members, and even if they're cutting CN loose they're not hanging them out to dry either when they very well could.
>she's from ChicagoI knew she was latina
They want that MSFT sponsorship huh
>>28083548>She sounds borednumberfagging is boring, my feet hurt, i just want to play minecraft
>>28083551Microsoft collab confirmed????
>not using startpage
Who’s rem?
Does anyone have the clip of pekora saying rrato shimoreta?
Is this...What they call...The kneel?
>Hear her laugh at goofy names>Realise I should have set my name to something funny
Bing is a honeypot
Computer illiterate shark
>>28083457Pretty much anyone who collabs with her gets a boost. Kiara needs to keep on her word of not collabing with her to show resolve
>>28083558Rrat>>28083582Fuck you I'm a millennial and I have a gamecube.
>who's Rem?
>gura is retardedwell then
>>28083557I thought that narrative about Microsoft buying cover was just schizo bullshit but now, I don't know...
Guys, I wanna stop using Chrome, it does use too much RAM, which browser is better?
Opsec queen uses duckduckgo and firefox private mode exclusively
>>28083558Love you, cope poster.
remfags on suicide watch
>>28083582You... have no fucking idea what "millennial" means do you.
DO U
>Gura built her own PCno fucking way
How long ago are the superchats she's reading right now from?Does my $5 superchat have any chance of being read?
what the fuck why does these supershekel meisters sounds so familiar? I swear I've heard some of the names in the internet bloodsports scene
>She's a /g/chadHOLY BASED
STRONG SHARK
WUD YU BELEEB IT
>>28083559you think deepl is only used here?
I don't believe you one bit Gura
>Gura built her own PC>But she can't figure out a router
>>28083603God herself...
Based Sorahttps://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1319479395392704512?s=20
chromefags btfo
gura built an underspecced pc...
>tfw finally got 32GB of RAMFeels good to have so many tabs
>>28083582Millennials are mostly in our 30s at this point, anon. She's definitely a zoomer.
Gura's talking about the PC incident that caused zawa to cry on Twitter.
>she fucked the cpu's pin
>>28083582Gura could be in her mid-30s and she'd still be a millennial. Really though I'm assuming she's anywhere between mid-20s to early 30s.
>>28083603Timesky...
Gura built her own PC!
incoming 5 minutes of rezero spam
I think I've pinpointed it. Gura is Moldovian with Greek-Chilean ancestry.
/g/-chads KEEP WINNING
>she used too much thermal paste
kek
Gura built her own PC. BASED!
I really like Gura but she shouldn't lie about building a PC.
>used thermal paste on her first builtdid she really not use the stock cooler? I find that really hard to believe
>>28083640AUTISTIC SAVANTRETARD GENIUS
>>28083582They're all mid 20s, its pretty obvious
>>28083603Not even close
>>28083603Why do you people keep posting tweets by literal nobodies?
BING BING BONG
Why are superchat reading streams always full of yab moments?
gura...your hardware reps...
>>28083640Building a PC takes zero skill, its a six-piece puzzle
>>28083644Based. I hope she can make friends with EN.
>cooling gel
>>28083607my nutbladder...
>>28083582Those are both zoomer.
How long until AI god dies? https://youtu.be/vbB8mcM_xS8
>>28083559retard, jap normalfags use deepl
>>28083457Almost definetly, having more than double the subscribers than her next closest genmate means there's going to be some decent amount of people subbed to you that doesn't know about your pals. Overtime they will learn about and sub to those they're interested in. This is especially true since Gura is now inclining further, bringing in more new people continuing the process
how the hell do you manage to put together a PC and not remember what the parts are called?
Gura...
This is getting a bit embarrassing.
>bingBASED
If Ina and Gura switched models from the start who would be more popular?
>>28083660Holy fuck they're still going
>reymShe's Texan.Also:https://streamable.com/271khi
>>28083644I hope she gets more friends!
>>28083640HER OPSEC IS FAILING
I also build PCs
>>28083683Using a router takes zero skill. It's a plug and play
>>28083644I love her so much, I hope she can have some new friends with the EN group, she deserves to not be distanced by status ;_;
>>28083558ogey
>>28083603God only kneels to pet her head
this is comfy. if you disagree then fuck you
CPU = Cunny Processing Unit
>>28083671she's just like meI tried installing my own aftermarket heatsink and broke it
I know she's pretending but god it hurts to listen to thisbut it's cute
>>28083644I hope she becomes friends with any of the EN girls.
>>28083671It seems like most PC build tutorial things people would find online recommend thermal paste so it's really not unlikely
>>28083603daisenpai...
klutz
>>28083721I think she probably was using the stock cooler but didn't realize it comes with paste pre applied
>>28083651when did that happen
>>28083707
>Built her own pcGURACHADS, I KNEEL
>>28083592 >>28083389 she quoting someone.
Watch out, she's got retard strength!
>>28083658It's just extra expensive lego. The hardest part is buying the right parts and it's easy find people who'll happily part out a pc for you.
Gura said she's from Chicago. Why does she doxx herself?
>Filled her asshole with thermal pastenarrative bros??????
>>28083630She's autistic and it's like playing with legos.
You can just TELL how scrawny her cute little arms are by how she talks about how surprised she was that she broke something.
>>28083644>PLEASE. I JUST WANT FRIENDS.Sora...
>>28083669she didn't anon
>>28083671Stock coolers didn't used to have paste
>>28083671>not replacing the shitty thermal paste that comes with the stock cooler
>>28083671more like she added thermal paste in addition to the pre applied one on the stock cooler
hope you remembered to use CPU goo anons
>>28083640"muh router failing" was just another part of her act.
>>28083603Based daisenpaiI'll bet that this tweet alone makes Gura more happy than any number of supachats.
>>28083644God I love her, she's so fucking cute.
Gurachama...
>>28083658I love this story.
There are normies unironically making Holo gay compilations now?
>>28083644Would the holoEN girls actually treat her like a person?
Gura, your opsec...
>>28083602bros please...
In fairness, AMD's stock heatsinks are a fucking nightmare to install. I get a third party cooler nowadays just to avoid it.
She uses an AMD processor that stock fan latch is shit to put on
>Ina makes drawings of Ame and Gura for the sake of it>Has to be forced in public to even consider drawing KiaraChicken really is just made for suffering isn't she?
I just want to say that I love this tako.That is all.
Is Gura that verge pc build nigger
>and thengura, your storytelling reps...
Is she pretending to be retarded?
Gura, you sweet retard...
>fucked up her first build
nvm, she's retarded after all
>can't remember the name of the GRAPHICS CARDwhat in the world...
Gura..... your PC building reps
>>28083699I think it'd be a detriment to both of them cause their personalities clash with the designs.
/G/URA CONFIRMED
>>28083603No. THIS is what you call a kneel.https://youtu.be/KUoRTgn4UnI?t=100When will you follow Gura's lead and kneel HARD before Hololive's true backbone, which even she acknowledges as being far above her?
I want to put together a PC for Gura
>>28083693shark brain
>>28083783from how she's talking she's probably worsebut she's cute so it's ok
>>28083563>Have to sleep before it even startsCheer twice as loud for me, chicken bro
gura i wub u so much
>>28083771Watched one of those, almost half of the video were just twitter screencaps
>>28083610Kiara legit is PTSD afraid of collabing with her own genmate because of antis.That's just sad.
>>28083790>pretending
>>28083671>stock coolers now have pastewtf why isn't everyone building pcs now?
I appreciate we’re getting a real story and not crap like “I broke the seashell on my poseidon-machine haha HOOCHA”
>>28083788
>>28083671don't remember her specs but the overclockable versions of intel cpus don't come with a stock cooler.
>>28083784
PC tech mishaps the stream. Silly POG.
>>28083662She uses the stupid questions general
anyone remember gura's specs from minecraft?
>>28083793Everyone fucks up their first build. Rite of passage
>>28083617That would be an amazing deal though. The tech that Microsoft can offer to Cover would be a godsend compared to Sony who has shares with Ichikara.
>>28083771WTF LMAOO.
For some I can imagine Watson seething.
>>28083673Is it my imagination or does HoloEN have one of the smallest age gaps between the members of the generation compared to the rest?
Found Gura
GURA FEET
Gura cute
FEET?!
>>28083689>The other two Ais split off of her and becomes a gank squadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1N8k5azLT0
>>28083774Just wait until Kiara gets her hands on her
gura's footprints...
>does that frustrate you?
FEET PC UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
Gura no the footfags
I'm frustrated!
>>28083788She didn't listen to Matt and Trey.
>Sometimes it makes noises but it gets the job doneGura's describing herself perfectly
FEET ASMR
did Kiara's Nene collab get its time changed?
footfags fuck off
Ever wish you were the glass on a PC tower?
GURA'S FOOTPRINTS ON THE GLASS UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28083619Netscape Navigator
gura feet
God I wish I was her PC case...
>you will never be Gura's pc and get steped on
>>28083551Bing image search is far better than Google's, at least in regards to porn.
Gura's feet on her PC?omg stop talking about your feet!FEET ASMR holy shit Gura no
>you will never be gura's pc caseWHY EVEN LIVE
I'm going to lick that case window CLEAN.
>Footprints on the PC glass
>footprints>FOOT SOUNDS>ON THE GLASSUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH CHUMMMINGGG
GURA'S BARE FEET.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH TOES ON THE GLASS
god I wish that were me
GURA FEET UUUOOOHHHHH
I JUST HEARD GURA'S TINY LITTLE FEET RUBBING ON HER PC CASE
I love her
wish that was my face...
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGURA'S FEET NOISES
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
Gura's feet...I just heard her feet..
GURA FEETUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
there's no way she doesn't know what she's doing
FOOTFAGS OUT
You will never be Gura's PC case.
I want to be Gura's computer
>>28083824Unsure about the CPU but I remember RX 580
>foot glass asmrgura...
Gura feet noises, holy shit
>>28083701AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>puts her feet on your pcGod I wish that was me.
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEET GURA AAAAAGH
SHE SOUNDS SO SHORT That was actually erotic
I HEARD HER FEET WIPING ON THE GLAS UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Gura is a midget confirmed
Ame losing her mind right now
>>28083774I fucking hope so, Sora might get collabs outside of Hololive but seeing her isolated in her own company is just depressing to look at.
>this story about the pcremember when HER tweeted about this?
>>28083771Reminder that these videos are literally made by a tranny
ywn be Gura's pc
>ywn have gura rub her tiny little feet all over you
>FeetOh noGura no, the FOOTFAGS
>>28083825Sure, if you're retarded.
OH GOD HER FEET
>>28083693Is a fucking lego, and the shape of the parts don't change a lot so you can do it watching YT
blast from the past
gwar
>My PC case has a glass case and I like to put my feet on itBros how do I become as PC case? Asking for a friend.
muh fucking dick
How long ago are these supachats from?I'm wondering if she'll read my name.
>>28083811Don't forget your meds
>rubbing her feet on her pcFUCK. I'm no footfag but god damn if Gura isn't doing her best to make me one.
>>28083621I'm not shitting on her you fucking mongoloid, I'm just stating the obvious.
you guys are weird
>>28083843AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>28083811What happened?
she uses a 2700x and a 580
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
AUTISTIC SAVANTRETARDED GENIUS
>>28083806be sure to check it as soon as you wake up tomorrow bro i'm sure it will be amazing
>>28083901truly, why live
>>28083806YES TENCHOU!
>Pc building stream ITS HIM
>Gura keeps her PC on the groundoh no...
>>28083896never ever...
oh my
GWAR GARU still gets me idk why
>>28083771>Normies$20 it's nicomaki
>>28083771Yuri fans are obsessed, haven't you seen how takamori get's like twice as much art as the girls?
>>28083824She has a 2700X and a 580
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>>28083777She's drawn chibi chicken a few times now
>>28083883if it was a 580 she almost definitely has a 3600 or something less, and they all come with stock coolers with paste already on the plate
GURA PLEASE ALLOW ME TO CLEAN YOUR TINY LITTLE SHARK TOES WITH MY BARE TONGUE
>>28083557you know, i thought about it for a bit and chuckled when it hit me that holoen girls are more likely to get equipment through sponsorships than from cover.
imagine getting memed into building your own pc and fucking up a piece and having to RMA it. save yourself the headache, spend a FRACTION, less than 10% of your entire PCs cost and have someone who's built many do it for you.
>>28083824R7 2700X and RX 580.
I hate footfags so fucking much
>>28083775>>28083776The Wraith Stealth that came with her 3600 uses four spring-loaded screws
>>28083917Sorry Ame...
>THOSE SEXY CUTE FEET SOUNDS ON THE GLASSARGHHHHHHHH
>>28083929JERMA985 FOR HOLOSTARS EN
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1319481977657905152Wholesome reaper
You have no idea how bad some people can be, a friend of mine asked for help over discord (from his phone) and after me mentioning it multiple times and him trying out different ram slots because he thought it was to do with the channels it turned out that when I said 'until you hear a click' he was too scared to break it to put it in properly.>>28083743even if that wasn't a message she read in chat, that wouldn't mean she lives in chicago now.
This is my time to shinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3z5bEYTE8&feature=youtu.be&t=7075REMINDER GURA HAS PREVIOUSLY ADMITTED TO BEING INTO FOOT FEMDOM AND ENJOYING STEPPING ON GUYSSHE HAS A SECRET SADISTIC SIDE!
Would you hug a shark?
>>28083907LmaoKnow we know why she coulda fucking died from a potential short
>>28083917Ame...
>>28083825i didn't. and that was 17 years ago
>>28083701UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>28083933
>>28083930It's probably full of dust and throttling.
>>28083041I'd tell you to do your archive reps, but I spent all day Sunday doing mine and it fucking sucked, /hlg/ mentions Matsuri every thirty seconds and has like five nickname for her. And it's not satisfying at all, it's the kind of shit you think you want to know, then you find out and realize it doesn't improve your life in any way and you wasted your time. The tl;dr is that it's a cycle. She makes friends with one of the girls, spends a lot of time with them, then either gets too close to the point of obsessiveness or backs off to the point where they feel neglected. Most recently it happened with Luna, Matsuri was so happy to have found a friend that she cried on stream. But some behind the scenes stuff happened and then Luna stopped collabing with her, and wouldn't even acknowledge the expensive birthday present Matsuri bought her on Twitter. Then Matsuri went on vacation for a week, came back, and went straight into solo queue Apex yet again. Also she says some weird shit, like that she likes loli and fantasizes about torturing men. Hard to say how much of it is jokes and how much is sincere. If you want more you're going to have to look into it yourself, I learned my lesson and I'm not wasting any more of my time following up on boring drama that becomes old news within a week anyway. Again the stuff is enticing in the moment but really not worth digging deep into.
>>28083907I can’t laugh because I still haven’t built one myself
>>28083952ame your foot fetish is showing...
>>28083952Ame-chan...
Thanks
>>28083811No, its only with Gura and rooted on pride. She said it on her first week as an off hand reply to numbers but she mightve flipped on that.
Thanks us for 1 million with her feet UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>28083952Wtf ame
>>28083907KEK
>>28083916Mwah. Cope.
>>28083850No
And now we know Gura is always barefoot.... because she wouldn't be leaving feet prints on her PC case if she had socks on......
>>28083954She has a 2700x.
>>28083806Enjoy it on my behalf. t. EST KFP janitor
>>28083957Yeah I don't think she'd ever thought she would top charts doing vtuber shit. Bet it made it really happy.
>>28083959she's the full (tiny) package
I told you fuckers Rhythm games are pure memory, including muscle.
oh god here comes the 2hu streamsGura 2hu incoming get ready
OH NO SHE THREW OWN KIND UNDER THE BUS
>>28083907heh
What's gonna happen when Gura gets a 3D model and it turns out she isn't actually 4 feet tall?
Gura pc case is dead meat
>>28083975if you have the money and time it can be a really fun activity!Also an easy way to impress normalfags
>>28083701i'm going to have to clip the audio of her saying she's not from texas, aren't i?
>heats her feet by using her pc case side windowWhat kind of fetishist thing is this?
PC build comparison featuring Botan when
>>28083995That's hot.God I wish I was her PC
>>28083917How's those spicy noodles Ame?
>want to superchat her>cant pay with paypal
Gura building her PC
>>28083982How dare you use Jiraya for your footfaggotry
>>28083914I'm a chickenfag you idiot.It is sad. I want chicken to succeed. Fuck antis and fuck you.
>>28083603>Gura too scared to say First one to hit one million>is planning small, timid, celebration>The kneel?JP will throw a massive party and wont be scared for saying the word
>>28083952>armpits aren't an option but feet arewtf dude c'mon
I think Gura is in late 20s
>>28083751>Having to try and reach out to people who don't speak your language to find someone who will treat you like a human beingIsn't it sad, Sora?
>>28083960Yes.
>do people really believe she's not just pretending to be retarded to sound cute?
it's happening /jp/sies
>>28083954it's a 2700x and an RX580, I have the same and I can't work out how she broke that clip it's strong as fuck
>>28083957Cute!
>>28083930>Not putting your PC on the floorWhere else are you going to put it?
>>28083992really? it says it's starting in a couple hours. I remember it saying it was going to be quite a bit later.
>>28083895Sora is Yagoo's last and only hope for a true idol. He is keeping her away from the filth.
>>28084023What does Gura season her PC with?
>>28083997Yeah the 3600 is on Watson's PC, the 2700X's Wraith Prism still uses the latch.
>>28083907Oh boy
Dur duh dur duh dur duh
>>28084051Atlantian strength
>>28084053On you desk obviously
>EEKAN BOOKAM!
All the real girls of hololive have thanked Gura. The rest are jealous trash.
>>28084041are you the faggot who sees their friend watching wrestling on the TV and goes "HEY YOU KNOW THAT'S FAKE RIGHT, YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S REAL DO YOU"
>>28084017>gura has cold feet doing things>overheating pc keeps HER feet warmOUHHHH
>>28083771
>>28084041I don't think she's pretending to be retarded. She's playing the character if anything, and I think she's naturally a bit low int.
>>28083896Hot glue
>>28083930Not like you have a choice if your desk isn't wide enough.
>>28084061Oregano
>>28083957Proud of our boy
>>28083771Yeah, I skimmed a takamori one once, some of the clips were reaching so hard it made me kind of sad.
>>28084053On the table
>>28083957I wonder if her imposter syndrome somehow hit such a rock bottom after topping charts that it somehow all looped back to her becoming normal?
>>28083917Amelia please wink next stream
>>28084069Not everyone has desk space
>razer
gura. learn how to make a conversation deck. please.
This is going to be a 1000 hour superchat reading stream.
>razerCancelling my membershrimp.
>Gura feetARTISTS GET TO WORK
>>28083825>Had two fucking problems on my first PC>Mount screws on MB were stripped and wouldn't come out or catch on no matter what.>CPU pin was bent.Have yet to have an issue past this and I've built 4 of them so far for me and friends.First PC will always have fuck ups.
>>28083907wewlad
>>28084041Evidence indicates real retardation. It would take whole hollywood amalgamation of actors to be able to fake the retardness
>she has a mousepad
>>28083957>>28084052Imposter syndrome status report?
>Razer Lancehead Gura why
>>28083699Rather than them, what if Ina and Amelia switched models? I think it would've been more fitting for both of them.
>>28084078No, read the thread, people honestly believe her.
A literal Razer rrat
>Gura stream peaked at only 36K and is down to 32KAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's kinda low.
>she has a mousepadITS HER
Who is the Goku who will help Gura?
>>28084088buy 3 planks and build an extra rack on your desk for it
FREE SHIT
>will I ever find love?>but I was so sure she's the one>I felt a connection>honestly like I'm so sure>can we not try?>I really like her she reminds me of Callie>I don't want anyone else>this just reminds me too much of.....
I think I have the same desk as Gura.
>>28084021You can though?
>>28083991Okay, I'm legit confused; what am I supposed to cope with?
>>28083619Brave, its chrome but it gives you free money every month so i can buy sosig
>L deskifunny account destroyed for the 5th time
>>2808405415:00 JST is what her twitter says.
>>28083975it's not hard at allLiterally the only difficult part is the part she fucked up which is putting on the thermal paste+CPU and really the only thing that makes it hard is that it's a mildly dextrous activity for a fairly expensive component, which freaks out most people.
I'm watching the Ame VOD and the pain in her voice when people tell her to play the tutorials is pretty funny, she really is a zoomer.
>>28083689I'll be generous to her and say another year because Gura's subs will slow down eventually.
>>28083582I'm 22 and had the same thing anon
>>28083917file.png cmon ame are you even trying?
>>28084129She has a long way to go to get to Kizuna.
>>28084020holy fuck, that picture gave me a stroke
>Sits at the LWhat the fuck Gura?!
>bathwater talk>feet talk>ara ara>tongue talkWhy doesn't she just get to the point and describe her cunny?
>>28083825I built my first, had a short freakout when it couldn't boot up, and then it turned out that the Asus Rampage II was fucking DOA.
>>28084027
>>28083974Damn son, that's some extreme dedication going through weeks of narratives and shitposting about Matsuri of which a decent amount probably came from me
>>28083957good, she deserves it
>use my mouth withWew..
>Razer Mouse>What do you want from a mouse?One that doesn't fucking break in 6 months because its simultaneously cheap as fuck and overpriced.
>>2808358221 and same
Lrobb chads RISE
>>28083540I love this autistic shark and I love the other autistic holos
>>28084070Hey hey guuuuuuuys
>>28084129hola
>>28083995Is being barefoot in your own house not common? I don't like the feeling of fabric rubbing on my feet and the restriction on my toes.
>>28083558while the algorithm is important and all that shit, i also hope that you do realize that youtube doesnt pick people at random to promote. not to mention that word of mouth is a powerful tool after initial blow up.
>banana>MouthSlipup bros..
>I have about one and a half bananas width to use my mouth with
>>28084022Your favorite toku series is next
>One and a half banana's worth of space I can use my mouth with
>>28084125it's SC reading stream anon
>>28084129
>>28084144People still think that's her?
>>28084178It's normal but it's just hot to know she does that for sure.
>>28083723I wanted to ask if she used liquid metal or normal paste but she wouldn't answer that and reveal the power level regardless.
>>28083974Based knowing when to quit poster
>>28084148If she was actually good I wouldn't care, but she doesn't want to learn and THEN complains about x and y not working or not knowing how to do stuffSometimes I get so mad at Ame I want to RAPE her!
Do you think JOP would appreciate DeepL translations in chat? I'm pretty fast at typing and I'm more than happy too.
>sits at the wrong part of her desk>thinking of buying a standing desk but doesn't know whyat this point there's no doubt, she is the dumbest girl in EN
>>28084134Watching that live was kino.
>>28083957The total unified success of EN at all levels makes me very happy, it doesn't feel like a single girl is faltering and Gura and Mori achieving particularly notable success at nearly the same time is the icing on top of the cake.
>>28084189More like a lore stream
guys i think gura forgot about the superchats
>Mori stopped herself from saying FUCK during the Gura Minecraft collab >Gura asked why she stopped herself >Mori said because there are kids watchingWhat did she mean by this?
>>28084156drop a fat enough supacha and she might
Fucking gura while she leans on her desk!!! UUUUUUOOOOOOH
Who here has a standing desk?
>>28083957Not a deadbeat but still happy her dream came true. Feels good
>>28084146Cable management is a bitchAlso reading mobo instructions so you can plug in the correct wires is annoying as fuckAlso troubleshooting if it doesn't work is a HUGE pain in the ass if you have no idea why it is not working
>>28084184Metric is hard for Atlantians, please andastd
>>28084052>>28083957Congratulations, Calli! No regrets buying your EP, you've been working your ass off for years and your big break finally came.
>>28084192Some retards did but it's been completely annihilated at this point.
>>28084129HERself
>>28083975Just make sure you're electrically grounded and you're good. It's just adult legos. Most components only fit into one slot on the motherboard. DON'T try to force anything. If you only have two sticks of RAM and 4 slots on your mobo use slots 1 & 3 instead of 1 & 2.
>>28084204noble cause, but seeing how fast chat is, dont even bother
>>28084189Don't reply to bait, newfriend.
>>28084192Barracudas desperate for a dox
GURA BOUNCING ON BALLS
>>28084204Go ahead, but indicate that it's machine translated maybe
>>28084204If you know enough that you can somehow correct any grammer issues you'd be of some service, but that chat would move so fast i doubt they'd read it in time
>>28083995She wears furry thongs
>>28084204THey were asking for a translator earlier, haven't posted anymore for like 30 minutes now
>>28084207She's not dumb, she's just misunderstood
>>28084114Either she's starting to come to terms with it, or she's gonna find a nearby forest. Our boy is strong, so I'm wagering on the first.
>>28084210based untiychad
GURA BOUNCING ON YOUR COCK
>>28084216She already explained that her family watches, which includes some children. kys pekofag
Imagine Gura going boing boing while sitting on your cock...
>>28084204Try it out.
I missed the foot noises and have to wait for the vod fucking end me please!!! Fuck!!!
God I wish I was that bouncy ball...
>>28084129vegeta also helps, who will be him?
Please invision Gura sitting on a bouncy ball.
Gura will never ride you like her bouncy ball
>>28084203truly the darksydephil of hololive
artchads please be watching this stream
>>28084159
>>28084216Shitpost aside, she found out her family watches, including kids.
>>28084204Bad idea because if you mistranslate something you won't even know.
Gura is used to bouncy bouncy...
How is it possible to be this cute?!
>gura boinging on the bouncy ballHGFHFGH
>>28084216Shark power unites all ages during her stream.
>>28084204don't, DeepL makes mistakes too and you have no way to verify if they're accurate translations
>How am I supposed to focus when I'm on a bouncy ballMan, I really gotta stop coming here
>>28084204well I'm also wondering if EN > JP is as good as JP > EN. It's actually pretty serviceable to understand 5ch and JOPs in chat.It's way better than Google TL, and I wish there was a push to use it
>Gura gets 1 million subs on Youtube>FBK is about to fall below 1 million subs on BilibiliThe chinks were sacrificed for this shark
>>28083827Not to mention the fact that funny anime girls playing Xbox games might just be the push they need to get nips to actually buy their consoles
>>28084234My biggest problem besides money is finding somewhere to put it because my room is carpeted
>>28083957Is this top for the week or what?
>>28084129DooG
>>28084041I'd much sooner believe in human incompetence than human malice.
>>28084215She's just using them to fill awkward silence while she practices chatting with viewers. Pretty smart actually.
Standing desks sound like a meme
>>28083967I love that her outfit looks like a goofy face when you flip it upside-down even in fan art. It's such a simple but good design.
>>28084257They were pretty cute foot noises ngl, you could hear how small her little toes are...
>>28084234>DON'T try to force anythingWrong. You need to force the mobo to sit flush with the IO shield.You need to force the RAM slots down till you hear a audible click. Same for the PCIE slots.Also you need to apply pressure when screwing down the CPU cooler.
>>28084134Chicken will rape Nene as comfort
>>28084261I find that very CUTE
>>28084265I'm watching. What would you like drawn?
>>28083850she just said it right now2 hours
>>28084192Nobody actually believed the most OPSEC Hololive uploaded photos of herself to fucking iFunny, right?
>>28083957Will she shill this album on /mu/ for old time's sake?
>>28083889I know right?
>>28084041Fucking up a first time PC build is extremely common.
>>28084204If you don't speak any, dont bother. DeepL makes mistakes and you wont be able to tell.
>>28084302Standing for along time is just as bad
SHE'S HERE
>>28084283>>28084283>>28084246Yeah I was gonna do[DeepL][JP]: blah blahI'm wondering if they'll get that that it's MTL, or maybe [MTL]
This is now a UNIFIED thread
>>28084269do you have a timestamp for that
>my mateswtf is gura australian?
Gura has a script...
>>28084192They got btfo'd a long time ago
>>28084311gura feet
>>28084216Mori's grandmother, nieces and nephews watches her streams
>>28084317I hope so, lovable dork
>>28084314What is OPSEC
>>28084301Wow she just comes out and says this seconds after it is posted
Amnesia Rebirth is shit. Just putting it out there.
SHARK OPENING UP AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>she literally has talking pointsjesus i thought this was a meme
SCRIPTED STREAMS
I just love how Gura physically writes down everything. It's so adorable
>has to write talking pointsohhh so that's why she sucks at zatsu
All of guras streams are scripted
>>28084317Idk but I will
http://poal.me/2o33n5http://poal.me/2o33n5http://poal.me/2o33n5http://poal.me/2o33n5
>>28084350we all know
>>28084210yeah anon, all the shitposting aside it's best when the girls are happy and steadily improving towards their goals. It has been a ride and I'm glad to be watching with everyone else.
>>28084074Some of them aren't even up yet.
She really does have talking points, that is cute as shit.
>>28084355It's one of my favorite dorky things she does
It was all scripted. She doesn't love you
>>28084057>muh YAGOO's dreamPlease go back.
What's the point of chatrooms set to 2 years from now anyways?Why don't they just say they're accepting marshmallow?
>She has a scriptDROPPED
Chicken...
Ina is my favorite EN, but I just want to hold Gura and never let go bros.
>>28084311Gura feet teasing please
>>28084353We've heard her rustling her paper notes before when talking, it's been a known thing actually for chumbuds who pay attention.
>>28084348Operational Security
BIG SHARK
>tfw the difference between your oshi and Gura is a fucking pile of paper
We've been blessed.
EXCELLENT.
>>28084314I would hope not. I remember a few fuckers thinking it was her.
>>28083957Damn, deadbeats are scary...
>>28084362Anyone not voting for Kiara is biased.She's not even my oshi and even I have to agree they are god tier
Comparison is the death of joy little Gura. But it's good job on trying to improve on zetsudan's
I can almost smell her fishy breath!
>>280842341/3 or 2/4, but really you should read your mobo documentation, I've had one that decided to swap the RAM seats and made it 1/2 and 3/4
>>28083957>>28084052Is there any way to see itunes reviews? Does that even exist? I want to know what normalfags that stumbled into this think about it.
>>28084330with the amount of "I don't know whats being said, but congrats shark" I think they'll apreciate even that
>>28084353Every streamer does this. Do you think it's easy to just go in front of a microphone and belt out random shit for 3 hours with no downtime?
I just kissed my monitor bros...
>>28084335It was in her latest membership stream, you'll have to wait for it to come out
>>28084134I'm not up to date on my chicken lore is this legit or a narrative?
Gura stop
>potatoSHE'S FROM IDAHO
>>28084350We know, gura knows.
>walk out to get drink>walk back in>big face gura on my screencute
>>28084404Lol what manufacturer was that? Even if there's no technical reason for it they should just keep it 2/4 since that's convention at this point
>>28084399Kiara's are great but Amelia always shares really fucking weird stories which make them amazing
>>28084379So the community can talk to each other when there is no stream.Wait did she just say K-son?
Every gura stream is personalized...
Why doesn't she just ask the other ENs for zatsudan advice?
>>28084414anon...
>>28084311gura was talking about rubbing her computer case with her feet and getting footprints all over
>>28083957This is pretty huge, honestly. This might bring a lot of new people into Hololive in general. It could open doors for her to start collabing with actual industry talents and not just trashy egirls who play Minecraft and flash their feet on camera for money. She might have already used Hololive as her stepping stone and be stepping off soon.
>>28084296day, but it's already been on top for 2 days.
>>28084415sorry I meant on the minecraft stream
>>28084379Watching Gura's chat and it doesn't even seen like they're responding to what she's saying. Surprised I didn't see anyone say anything about her calling herself bad at zatsudan. It's weird.
>>28084382Cute!
reminder that 90 minutes have gone by
>>28084419It's true. This Anon is a hoe
>>28084330Go for it. If the situation were reversed, I'd like to have something.
Kiara and Nene will be overshadowed so bad...
Diablotek is the best PSU brand
>>28083897>made by a tranny>>28083935kek it's true. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6nTP56IdI2WIlOcYEcvfSA
>>28083957EN is too strong...
Damn, Gura was starting to open up but she realized and stopped herself...
>>28084427Promising narrative there anon
>>28084350we know, unfortunately we know.
>>28084322As someone who has been paid to un-fuck PC builds before, can confirm.
>>28084413>Do you think it's easy to just go in front of a microphone and belt out random shit for 3 hours with no downtime?i uhh, that's a problem people have?
I hope she reads my superchat about the holocn girls
Anyone else here doesn't watch streams and just imagine what's happening based on the stream comments from the thread?
>>28084425some MSi piece of shit, it wasn't till I replaced it and looked that I learned
>>28083957>Calli hits #1 on iTunes worldwide>Gura hits 1 million subs in a monthThis is why Hololive should stop trying to pander to chinks. The EN market is much more accepting and supportive than those social credit begging faggots
>>28084368It's been a strange feeling getting through the day and actually having streams that I'm looking forward to. I enjoyed streams from the JP's, but never feelings like these.
>>28084382Based Chicken!
ok mr. anon, cover has noticed your abnormal knowledge of otaku culture and offers you a FREE COUPON of your choice if you can come up with a 1M vtuber idea:>personality>avatar>hobby/skill>gimmick>???
>>28084314Not just photos, plenty of videos, it's insane.
I WANT SHARK MILK NOWWWWW
>>28084053>Not hanging it from the ceiling with 3 strategically placed bungee cordsanonchama your /g/ reps...
>>28084353It's pretty smart, to be honest. Means you aren't just standing there frozen if you can't think of anything to talk about.
Is Kiara collab with Nene going to be archived?
>>28084353No and she's not the only one that does it. Aqua once accidentally revealed her notes and it was pretty cute.
Weren't retards bragging about JP holos being so "smart" to discuss and plan out talking points before their steams? Now it's bad because the newbie Shark does it? rumao
kek shark milk
>>28084455>>28083897>>28083771Please do not post this actual fucking child predator tranny.
Guys what does each hololiveEN member smell like
This explains why she doesn't have boing boing.
I have nipples Gura, could you milk me?
GURA, LET ME MILK YOU AAAAAAAAAAH
She's getting there
>SHARK MILKuuuuuuoooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Milk the shark
>>28084467>much more accepting>can't say niggerNot accepting enough.
>>28084463Damn I have an MSI b550 arriving tomorrow, I'll take a look at the manual to make sure.
Authentic Bulgarian Miak!
>>28084475SHARK'S DONT HAVE UDDERS
>>28084442WTF
>we have no uddersFLAT CONFIRMED
>>28084335https://youtu.be/qkOCp6e6HJg?t=1304
wait Ame streamed witcher for 4 hours today, and she said she was going to stream it more later right, what the fuck I need sleep please ame
remember that Sharks contain high dosage of mercury
>>28084362More than a chicken she is a parrot, Kiara likes to talk so it comes natural to her. Also her weird use of english can create entertaining moments.
>>28084465Yes during members streams
>SHARKS DON'T MAKE MILK>WE DON'T HAVE UDDERSOPPAIFAGS BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
>>28084475>Sharks are mammals
>>28084469How drunk would Kiara need to get her for that
I'm gonna give Gura the Vitamin Bone
>>28084472Slightly Lewd Shota Crossdresser
>>28083957>I never dreamed something like this could happen to meDoes she not understand what kind of movie her biography is? She's making it sound like all of this happened by fucking accident, as if she didn't dedicate her entire life to pursuing this one dream to such an extreme degree that her actions would have literally earned her a restraining order in the US.
Gura needs to ask Pikamee for zatzudan training. probably the most experience English vtuber that would be a good collab fit.https://youtu.be/sXBidy0OUqs?t=115
>>28084382She never dreamed of random Chinese man to tweet about her? kek
Gura's cunny makes my bone grow...
>>28084472>>personalitycunny>>avatarcunny>>hobby/skillcunny>>gimmickcunny>>???cunny
>we don't have uddersbased and flat pilled
>>28084503le n word xD
>sharks don't have milkWe'll see about that
>>28084465yes when im in class
>>28084405Just checked, dunno if it's regional (I'm UK) but I see 8 ratings, all 5 stars, and 4 reviews, all gushing 5 stars. tried doing my own rating, but it's not updating for me.
>>28084496Sweaty armpits and unwashed ass.
>>28084436Around 16:30
>thank you Mao
>makes your bones growshe has to know what this sounds like
>>28084472>>personalityyandere>>avatarvampire loli>>hobby/skillreally good at fighting games and making fun of loser men she beats>>gimmickrussian accent, but speaks english>>???does ero ASMR for members too
Let's check the deadbeat's resolve. Wanting to cum inside her body made for sex is normal and expected, but how many of you managed NOT to ghostling over our boy?
>>28084534>chinese>hong kong
>>28084414I'm sure your monitor bros appreciate it
>>28084472>towa...>twpi...>torre...>tortellini...>t???...
>>28084430Because you feel as though you are troubling others.
>>28084414fuck I would believe that
anyone else getting meltdown vibes
>>28084513>zatsudan>members onlySo you can talk about sex?
>>28084472Please hire me I'll be a janitor anything please give job
>>28084553Its literally the same shit retard
>>28084222For cable management, just buy a huge case with grommets to hide your wires behind and don't worry about itMobo instructions aren't too bad, again, depends on the case you get.Troubleshooting it IS scary but usually it's a matter of just booting up the BIOS and making sure sure your drives are all connected and working.Surprised you didn't mention the other thing which is power supply, which is secretly the most tricky thing because it can go completely wrong and fuck up your computer in a way that most people don't understand or cannot troubleshoot. Also, you can fuck up buying RAM, too, though usually if you follow a guide they don't allow you to make that mistake. I guess those aren't technically in the "building" part, though.
>>28084467Bro, you missed it, Yagoo had the CN branch resign by cutting off their pinkies and giving it to the Kaicho
>>28083957Overrated shit
>>28084455>Andrea RitsuOh that motherfucker jesus christ
Look at the little girl go, already 1M and ramping for more
>>28084524Nigger, if you can milk almonds, I'm sure a fish is no problem
Is that a nasu reference?
basedshark
>>28084204Get a VPN and post translations on 5ch
>>28084472>bratty loli>a knockoff grim aloe>she’s like Rushia but a tsundere with heavy emphasis on tsun >tier 3 lewd asmr
writing up topic points really helps, I posted about that here too during her first collab with Mori.
Creamy kinoko soup...om
>>28084568whatever chang
>>28084568ogey zhang
> gura lifts up her hoodie> completely flat, no nipples, gills visible
>>28084503Soon anon...
>>28084399Kiara is more competent by far, but Amelia's content is better. For now.
>>28084531>her actions would have literally earned her a restraining order in the US.shut up she's not a creepy stalker
>>28084507She's too young to know about that.
>>28084496Ina: VanillaCalli: Cigarettes, and the faint smell of cherryKiara: CinnamonGura: Like the salty ocean windAme: Perfume, and the faint hint of sweaty pits
>>28084538You can't just make Gura again
>>28084552literally who?
>>28084561Where do you think the stripper screenshots come from?
>>28084513Do people not curse when talking with their parents? I drop F bombs left and right when talking to my mom and she does too. Is that not the norm?
>>28084574Literally who
>>28084484more than likely unless nenechi does what she does best and somehow doxxes kiara
>>28084467CN is dead bro.
>SHE DOESN'T KNOWSHE'S A VIRGIN SHARK
>>28084414were you at smiling at least?
>>28084576Almonds have nipples? What the fuck
Brucechads ww@
Boys my name is Bruce, I'm over the moon rn, she likes my name...
Gura.. stop describing your species reproduction and child rearing biology and habits...
>>28084598ina smells of body odor from not showering
>my name is bruce>gura likes me
Gura likes men with>ass>bald>named brucebruce willis I kneel...
>>28084472>Easily embarrassed but tomboyish>Muscle Oni>Sports, 2D games>Muscular>Inui Toko levels of voice
Is cows milk really uncommon in Japan?
Gura giving birth to a litter of gura sharks!!!!!!!!!!!UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
>>28084052>>28083957I'm happy for her. I hope it doesn't change any of her behavior. With how some people get corrupted by success, or how her imposter syndrome is, I would hate for her to start self destructive behavior. Mori if you (or manager-san) happen to be reading this, you don't have to kill yourself to avoid disappointing your fans. Just keep doing as you're doing and you'll be fine.
gura's ideal man is a short bald guy called bruce
gura definitely knows more Japanese than ame
>"I'm going to lay eggs on stream"Chumbuds............
>>28084468>>28084468it has honestly been a good week for the girls, last week wasn't too bad either. It's nice to see some signs of improvement as they each stream more and settle down into the reality of it all. There were some rough patches to start out with and it won't always be sunny but I have more faith in them all then before.
>>28084603Depends on upbringing. It sounds like its more because her grandma specifically brought it up.
BRUCES? ARE WE WINNING?
>>28084628my fucking sides. kek
>>28084603It's not about the parents dumbass, it's about the nieces and nephews and shit.
>>28084624Body odor and korean cooking. Very pungent.
>>28084612Shouldn't have lived in the first place. I don't wish anything bad for the HoloCN girls but the fact that Holo thought it would be a good idea to pander to people offended by the word 'Taiwan' is retarded
>>28084630No, but it's not really like milk you get in western countries.
>>28084617You should thank your parents, anon
>>28084603my mom got pissed when I said darn and I can't imagine her reaction if I said fuck
>>28084603I curse with my mum too, my dad sometimes but not as much
GURA IS AN AI
>>28083551Her is shilling Minecraft so it's not such a stretch that she gets sponsored by MS.
>>28084603Not when you’re younger, no.
Filling Gura's womb!!
>>28084612Source?
>>28084496>inakimchi>ameliaused pantyhose>kiarasome heavy fruity perfume you smell from 50 feet away>moristale sweat and alcohol>gurasalman and a hint of salty coins and milk
>>28084531Plenty of people dedicate themselves to their dreams and don't have it happen.
>>28084531>as if she didn't dedicate her entire life to pursuing this one dream to such an extreme degreeUp until a few years ago she was going to college hoping to work in comics or something similar because her passion was storytelling and worldbuilding.
>are you a real person?
>>28084552I don't, if only because I just want to see the chicken succeed one day.
DAIRYFAGS BTFO
Gura likes man milk
>>28084636Reminder that sharks can give birth from multiple men
>>28084649Explain please
>Are you a real person?What the fuck question is that?
SHE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT
>>28084467The more successful they become in the west, the more rent-seekers are going to start trying to portray them as sexist or that they disenfranchise marginalized groups. That little stunt with Brittany Venti was only a small taste of what's to come.Expanding westward is certainly the better option but it still comes with its own difficulties navigating around completely retarded social pressures.
>she doesn't like milk from animalsSHE WANTS MOMMY MILKIES FROM MORI
>>28084659We had a magnet on our fridge that said "Oh shit"Cursing is a stupid thing to get mad about.
>>28084634>he doesn't know
Dairy affects Gura's voice and her throat and her ``stuff''
>Teachads having a comfy prestream chat about vidyaI guess tourists and thirst are what makes the chat usually cancer.
>>Gura not lactose intolerantConfirmed not white.
Getting my milk stuck in guras throat!
>Likes milk>But doesn't like milk
>can't stomach dairiesCONFIRMED NOT WHITE
lactose intolerant shark
>i shouldn't drink itLactose intolerance is a predominantly non-white thing.
>>28084622It's really interesting though. There are sharks who lay eggs, sharks who give live birth, AND sharks who hold a fucking fight to the death arena in their uterus for the strongest offspring
>Gura can't swallow your milkunfair bros
wait....what the actual fuck?
>>28084472> wizened old cowboy> see above> old or obscure indie games and zatsudan> gives great advice, grounded old guy with grandpa power> graduates 2 months in due to a drunken rant about politics
She's a real human bean...
>gura's diarrhea
>>28084677no, she's alergic to dairy
I wonder if Gura had to hold HER back when she played with Calli. Calli is a F wording swearing machine.
>>28084472Loli overlord
>>28084472>personalityGenki>avatarTanuki Kemono Girl>hobby/skillGuitar / Bass>gimmickTop tier RTS / Strategy Player>???Soft voiced, but can belt out metal roars
>>28084603You're supposed to be taught that swearing is disrespectful early on and be punished for doing it by grownups. If your parents actually parented you and didn't just treat you like a tiny friend most of the time, you'd refrain from swearing around your elders entirely.
>>28084603Can't say any bad words in front of any of my family members
I bet she gets sloppy stinky farts from dairy
Milk gives Gura the shits confirmed.
>>28084676A lot of people think she's just a children's cartoon character since she never shares anything personal about herself.
>>28084552A lot of deadbeats, myself included, want to find our own Mori, but that's different from wanting Mori.
>>28084662Civia, Doris, and Artia told everyone all the HoloCN are given options to transfer to another company, go indie, or graduate.
>>28084472>personalitytired office slave>avatarplain glasses girl>hobby/skillsupporting other girls>gimmicksecret fujoshi, ojisan laugh>???secret best girl
tfw not bruce
>>28084609No one worth knowing about.
>people trying to get a singer to drink milkChat is retarded.
>lactose intolerantHow horrible
>lactose intolerantGura confirmed non-white
>to contain HER
>lactose intolerant GURA CONFIRMED SPIC
>>28084467To be fair I don't think Cover ever thought that the west would accept this. After all, Twitch streamers are pretty well-established here, and China is much more open to anime stuff. Not to mention they're a much larger market, and are probably more willing to form corporate partnerships. And it's not like they ever tried to push into the west either. The growth was 100% organic and driven by enthusiasm until the EN debut. I still don't completely trust Cover but they're definitely making the right decision.
>gremlinHER
>>28084531Yeah that sounds like imposter syndrome all right, super dedicated workaholic gets some earned recognition, thinks 'but I didn't do anything'. she said she had that before ever joining hololive (I assume for the music video stuff and the recognition from her heroes more than anything, because those are probably her biggest successes before) but I'd bet the fact that she basically applied to hololive on a whim in a sea of diehards and won really doesn't help
HUMAN MILK
>Sometimes gremlin comes out
I'm gonna crack open a Frijj chocolate fudge milkshake.
>>28084484they said it would, they are sticking to the usual list of songs that are properly licensed for use on youtube. Expect a lot of Japanese anime songs. So unless they have a minor yab it should be fine.
>>28084705Japan wins with cultural victory
>Human milkFuck, my drink
>contain HER
>>28084697Not anglo
UOOOOOH MOMMY MILKERS I'M GONNA CHOOM
HER
>>28084731Based
>sometimes gremlin comes out ... let me drink some water to contain HER
>Sometimes gremlin comes out, let me just drink water to contain her
>sometimes, gremlin comes out. let me drink some water to contain her
New lore:Gura drinks water to contain HER.
>Amelia MilkWhat the fuck?
>sometimes gremlins come out i have to contain HER
ES ELLA
>>28084676I'm ashamed to admit that when I first learned about Kizuna Ai a few years ago I thought she was a legitimate artificial intelligence and couldn't understand how it was so advanced.
>>28084705Will Pearl Jam EVER recover?
>>28084697She could be Italian, the real whites
PEE MILKPEE MILK
>>28084675Most Japanese milk is really watery and they process the shit out of it. You can get the real stuff but it's more expensive.
Ame milk????
SHE WANTS PEE MILK
>>28084679nobody gives a shit about them
GIVE ME HUMAN MILK NOWWWWW
>nut milkUUUOOOOH
>NUT MILK
>nutmilk
>>28084705>Gura hiting high>Mori hiting highWho's next?
NUT MILK UTMILK
She's getting into yab territory lol
Pee milk? What?
>the gremlin comes out>nut milk
AME MILK
Did someone say AME MILK
NUT MILK
>Ame milkYES PLEAAASSSSSEEEEE
>NUT MILKKEKEK
Ame milk
>AME MILK>PEE MILK
>>28084735Uh? is there are a reason for that?
>Ame Milk?
>Ame milk
IMAGINE
>>28084416It's from her most recent FE3H stream when she found out that she couldn't marry Petra as a girl. She actually seemed to get legitimately choked up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X181Dv1WRNU&t=12624s
>AME MILK
lol breast milk
>nut milk
>>28084697>>28084698>>28084699Since this is actually an important sleuthing topic I would like to point out that the symptoms she discussed are not "lactose intolerance" that gets discussed in regards to ethnic heritage.
>>28084705SHE MADE IT!
>>28084679In the west they can just get away with completely ignoring any nonsense Twitter drama. Hopefully Cover understands that and doesn't force an apology over some bullshit.
haha funny
>AME MILKpost the fucking image
dude pea milk and nut milk are real things get your head out of the gutter
PEA MILK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES
>Pl..please don't contain me
>>28084697Pretty much, asians are infamously lactose intolerant.
>NUT milkTime the fuck out I need a minute
AME MILK>AME MILKAME MILK>AME MILKAME MILK>AME MILK
Ame milk!?
>>28084773Mark
ame milk....
>>28084773wow anon that's pretty fucking retarded, you should be ashamed
>>28084739>>28084741>>28084699You fags are retarded, two of my roommates are lactose intolerant and they're white as fuck.
>>28084741Koons are lactose intolerant, not spics.
>Ame MilkOH GOD THOSE DISCORD MESSAGES WERE REAL!!
>>28084778No. Gura is black. Gura is a strong black woman.
how old are you guys jesus
>Lacks toes and taller antsYoooo she be ebonics n shieet?
>pee milk>nut milkGURA STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>Ame's nut milk
>AME MILKcome the fuck on shark, this stufff writes itself
>>28084708Based.
>>28084791I would say Ina but she already hit high
>>28084628kek
>>28084773It happens, it was new at the time. Happened to me, bro
>>28084782Somebody should tell Cover before it happens.
You wouldn't drink Ame milk, would you?
>>28084413>>28084482I guess the advantage of birdbrain is that it naturally gets distracted by new conversation topics.
>ame milk
>>28084741not really, statistically they stomach it far better than asians
>>28084633Calli if you're reading this, please gas all the Morifags its weird that they are calling you by your last name when this doesn't happen to other Holos. Also please stream at times that aren't when I'm at work or at fucking 5 in the morning.
>CONTAIN """HER"""
>Ame pee milknarrativebros?
Yea keep drinking your basedmilk whities
>>28084773S-same, I thought it was a chat box with premade movements
>>28084683It’s the little things, anon. Especially at a young age, it can affect people’s future attitudes negatively, and could be indicative of a lack of caring. But I don’t know you, so whatever.
Just woke up wtf is that gura ad
corndogman
>>28084472>>personalitya literal sperg but sweet>>avatarcute shrine maiden loli>>hobby/skilldrawing, singing, non-reddit internet culture nerd>>gimmickplays RTS games like dota and starcraft. Should play AoE2 and Grand Strategies/4x games too >>??????
>>28084773I've seen people claim that vtubers are all AIs even to this day, don't feel too bad.
>>28084705>Peral jam - MTV unplugged at #2Did I timeloop to the 90s?
>>28084721ogey
>>28084824I'll milk YOUR nuts, motherfucker
>>28084876Don't worry about it. Have some Ame Milk
>>28084878...based?
>>28084878Based
>>28084791I dunno about you, but I'm getting high
>kuroneko
>>28084773Are you a fucking retard?
>kuronekoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ame milkers......................
she knows the taste of ame milk bros...
>>28084876Search the archive for "Nicholas"
I can hear Amelia say, "WHAT THE FUCK" from this stream.
>>28084878based
>>28084773I may or may not have also thought this.
>>28084819I get the same thing, drinking dairy really does fuck up my head even though I can digest it fine and I'm as pale and northern european as they come.
>>28084878BASED
>>28084878I think this is based.
Lore rich stream
>>28084399I think Kiara is more competent at actually doing zatsudan but I enjoy the stories and shit that Amelia tells more than what Kiara talks about, on average. By definition I suppose that means I'm biased towards Amelia's but yeah.If I could vote for both I would.
>>28084882yes
>>28084803It makes it hard to sing because it makes the mucus in your throat thicken
>>28084569How is PSU tricky? All the cables are probably labelled and there are latches so you can't force anything the wrong way. Also the 24 pin cable requires a bit of force to push down.Booting to the BIOS is fine. I have seen setups that power up for 1 sec and then powers down. Troubleshooting is a pain.
>>28084855in a heartbeat
>>28084695>>28084697>African American 75% - 95% lactose intolerance rate
>>28084878anon i dont think thats a corndog
>>28084552my ghostlings are already taken
TASUKETE
>>28084876
Any highlights from this SC stream so far? I was being a faggot and playing video games.
>>28084887that’s gay
>>28084705>Pearl jam in secondWait. It's not 2020?
>>28084878those are shrimp..
this sc reading stream is pretty good bros
>>28084472>Chuuni>Tanuki (you know the one)>DnD autist>Mori levels of cringe RP with Gura levels of smug bullybait
>>28084901>What the faaaack?!It's engrained in my brain
I spent $10 and it was USD too but Gura ignored my message then some random non-member sends a poor message about shark speed and Gura reads it... Gura why...
>>28084721literal brainwashing lmao
>>28084695Whites are the least lactose intolerant ethnicity, anon.
>tfw gura breaking character its nice
timeloop?
>Ame is in chat and heard Gura bring up Ame milk
>>28084697She said it didn't affect her stomach deaf retard.
>>28084842>Let's have a look at your prostate real quick!
>>28084705it had like a month to build up hype and the kind of people who watch vtubers are the kind of people to drop some money on songs their oshi releases. Not to shit on her success, she earned that spot, I just think it wasn't surprising given the hype.
>>28084705>Loona>BlackpinkWhere did it all go so wrong?
>>28084891DUDE
>>28084897AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28084705It's fairly easy for any album to top charts for a couple days right? How long ago was the latest huge release, I'm not a /mu/fag
>>28084855
>>28084773wahahahahasame
>>28084552Ghostlings don't get the true appeal.
>>28084921>tfw I am the 1% of the 1%
Stop containing HER Gura
>>28084950yab
>>28084931she did some barefoot asmr noises
>>28084923friedshrimpman, then
>>28084931Gura wants to milk Ame's nuts
>>28084876schizo from /hlg/
>>28084928>doxxfag gets doxxedpottery
>>28084878Fried shrimps
>>28084791>Ina will become a mama>Kiara will collab with Sora>Amelia will still play Minecraft all day
>>28084928I'm still laughing this anon literally spent money for (You)s
>>28084928kek what a loser
>>28084679Good thing that unlike the nonconfrontational Japanese, the west has legions of autistic weebs with nothing better to do than to spend weeks defending their media, to say nothing of cute vtubers. See the recent furor over the goodanimemes situation. The groups will have to end up shutting up and pretending it's a waste of time to engage the topic in order to "win".
>>28084948She said she will play it again for 2 more hours
I want to suck on Amelia's soft and supple tits so muchCan you imagine how good they would feel? Like big soft pillows in a way
>>28084791Kiara is also starting to excel in her quest to become the EN JP bridge, it's not as splashy as Gura or Mori's achievements, but she's doing great at it so far and it's going to do a lot to help the brand as a whole. Ina has already achieved success and is probably content where she is now. Amelia continues to be an excellent streamer, and has a fair chance at taking off even more as time goes on and more of her cute noise/gremlin antics get distributed in clip form.
>>28084950She's got to play it cool now, but you know Gura is going to get it on Discord
>>28084940just become an ARSchad and spam those akasupas for her to read
>>28084940be more interesting
HoloEN cant stop winning
>>28084948Was that just put up? If not, probably just an accident
>>28084948She said she'll play again after Gura's stream
>>28084921This is the revelation I've been waiting for
>>28084773I thought so too, I quickly learned how retarded I was though.
>>28084921did I just come from a lucky family? None of them are lactose intolerant...
>>28084983>ame creates a computer with redstone in minecraft
>>28084773I'm pretty sure I thought something like that back then. Her debut was around the time OpenAI started showing off their research too, nothing to be ashamed of.
>>28084705Just checked my phone, she's #3 in All Genres, #1 in Hip-Hop/Rap
>>28084862Get the fuck out, tourist.
>>28084878cute!
>>28084986worth every penny IMO
>>28084416She is lonely, anon.
>>28084928based Hirohito
Guys i am busy with work any lore happenings in this stream so far?
>>28084931she said sometimes the gremlin comes out and she has to drink to contain hernot even narrativing here, she literally said it
>>28084950>"WHAT THE HELL GURA, YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT THAT IN THE DISCORD CALL">"YOU'RE GONNA REALLY GET IT TONIGHT, NO FINGERING AGAIN"
https://streamable.com/sikjr5
>>28084434Yeah. She won't even need hololive in a few months if things keep going like this. I hope she's really getting to love being a vtuber, because otherwise I can see her jumping ship asap.
>le kids will never bring Gura moneyShe surpassed Kiara by a large margin and is going to take down Mori soon in a couple weeks. Soon she will be standing at the top of the world.
>>28084931She ara ara'd a lot
>>28084921>tfw the 1%
>>28084928You guys are not using ad block?
The iTunes charts change based on daily sales, so it's not surprising at all that someone like Mori who already has a few hundred thousand people lined up to immediately buy her music is going to immediately rocket to the top of the charts. If she manages to STAY there for a few weeks, THEN it'll be seriously impressive.
GAMER FUEL
>>28085027you missed the gura feet asmr
>>28084878>corndog
>>28085002Forget about breaking the Billboard top 100. She might break the top 10.
>>28085002mori chad....
>an international renowned graphic artist>a top chart musician>the second largest vtuber everand that's just now, imagine in 6 months, imagine the pressure dor EN gen 2
>>28083593>>28083597Either this or HTC, not a hard choice.
>>28084821I hope so to, but remember who's calling the shots here. Something completely pants on head retarded isn't out of the question
>What do the kids drink these days?I love this boomer shark.
>>28084993>Gura latched onto Ame's left breast>(You) latched onto her right
>>28084472>personalitySmug tomboy>avatarOversized labcoat, disheveled hair>hobby/skillSurprisingly knowledgeable about science, really good at both modern and original XCOM>gimmickweekly astronomy zatusdans where she spergs out about space, OpenXCOM runs where she makes name lists out of the names of people that join her membership>???Togglable opaque glasses for live2d model
>>28084854they propably are already aware because of that one bitch that tried to ruin guras image.
>>28084931>Barefoot ASMR>She has a notebook with conversational topics>Went through hell to build a PC>The gremlin wants to get out
>>28084928I still can't comprehend spending $800 for a handful of (You)s. Should've gave that money to Gura
>oh you guys drink gfuel?there sure are a lot of pewdiepie kids who've flocked to the lolishark
BOOMER SHARK
>>28085030>AH JEEZ
>favorite energy drink is monster and Red Bull>tries to backpedal and say g-fuelGURA CONFIRMED BOOMER
>>28085027A lot of minor lore
>>28085037They won't.Now, cunnychads who she continually panders to are a different story.
Gura confirmed hasn't Banged
>>28085036They all sign contracts for a minimum of 1 year you idiots. They can't just walk away at any time.
PepsiCo is sponsoring Gura
>>28084993Based Teamate, I love Ame's hidden milkers
oh no no no, gura, your red bull sponsorship...
>redbull tastes like cough syrupHaachama...
>>28085027>ara ara
>>28085022>He can't get (You)s for free
Guess we're not going to get that Reb bull sponsorship.
can you ever respect yourself again if you drink gamer fuel unironically
>>28084472>>personalitykuudere tomboy>>avatarShort hair busty>>hobby/skillCombat sportsExercise and fitness>>gimmickfitness trainer and advice>>???irl fitness model or mma fighter
>>28083859For me it's yandex
Was she about to go "COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN"?
>>28084876Has Ogey Rrat worn off already?
>>28085036>the girl who's working herself to death with 3 jobs because she made commitments and don't want to break them is going to jump ship just because her music is finally getting out thereEven if she hadn't said exactly that she wasn't going to do that, I'd still call you a fucking retard.
>>28084731when manager-chan gets promoted to AO-chan if this isn't her design I'm rioting
>tfw gura probably has big bags under eyesfuck. She needs to get her sleep schedule back on track
>>28085030Damn, Ame is cruel
>>28085002Looks like Mr K is getting some big milkers for dinner tonight
>>28084993Like bags of sand
What do you think Yagoo thinks about all this?>All of EN are skyrocketing with insane growth>An EN hits 1 mil in less than a month>An EN released an EP and it tops the charts>All of EN usually have 20k+ views no matter what they stream>Major brands have acknowledged EN already
>>28084931bare feet noises
the way she just said coca-coca cola and the way she's able to roll her R's is strong evidencegura is a mexico
>>28085027>fucked up installing the CPU cooler twice.>hates Redbull
>>28085052>>28085002Mori is starting a new wave of weeb rap that will sweep the globe
>>28084940Is this you?
>she even likes baking
>>28084210Here's the thing: nobody uses iTunes anymore. Apple's in the process of ending support for it and phasing it out in favor of Apple Music and like it or not the vast majority of people stream nowadays. On Spotify by comparison her most popular song (RIP) has been streamed around 30,000 times.So I guess it's kind of cool but in reality it's like winning the championship in a dying wrestling promotion.
What two jobs Mori was doing before she joined Hololive?
>>28085059Oh fuck yeah I like that
>>28085092We might get Monster sponsorship instead.
>>28085088All you have to do is talk shit about Gura and it's like casting a fucking net. Literally too easy.
>>28085122She's Atlantean moron.
>>28085122Gura is a south American country?
>>28085122The lactose intolerant thing killed all spic theories. She is almost certainly Asian now.
>>28085119Probably cringing that he didn't have merch or any other fanbase milking events ready.
>gura in a sundress and apron, baking you cookies and making a mess in the kitchenartfags onegai
So, Artia and the rest of HoloCN are going to go indie but are allowed to keep their faces? Tia is Artia in-case you dumbass forgot
>>28085125Please we've already had one horrible pandemic
Hololive is going mainstream right?
>>28085099>kuudere tomboySold
>>28084215supacha thanking sessions always turn out to be a hidden zatsudan sessions, otherwise they would go braindead. Almost all the JPs do this.
>>28085119'Thank fucking god, I don't have to worry about the chinks anymore'
>>28085134Rapping/Reaping
>>28085119All it took was killing off the chinks
>>28085126no I'm not sleeping yet
>>28084966a lot of this is stuff HER was containing.
>>28085119no one knows what goes on his mind
>>28084940Heres a protip: If you say something worth commenting on, you don't even have to pay
>Gura Lore
>>28085119Probably pretty happy because it means Hololive beat everyone to the western vtube world. Niji has a stronger grasp on domestic notoriety, but Holo is becoming known across the world
>>28084940and don't come back
>>28085155go back
>>28085104What's the definition of a Gura joke?
>>28085119Time for holoEN gen 2 , jp market is too saturated at the moment
>>28085163i was joking. i think this is great.
>we NARRATIVES NOW
>>28084994The main issue I have with Kiara's JP collabs is that they've all been one-on-one streams so far. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm hoping she can help the other EN holos score collabs with JP down the line, especially since they're all autistic wrecks who can't ask for collabs to save their lives.
>>28085122She's from the Brazilian midwest dumbass
>mustard blueberry
>>28085134she was a reaper and a do your archive reps
Gura was abandoned as a baby shark and she had to make her own food using mustard and blueberriesthen she repressed the memoriesPTSD narrative confirmed
>>28083957I feel like she's very genuine about it.Her roommate's rap MV(not DD) has like 4k views, and that looks like a lot of work. This must be like a dream for her.
>we...wait we? IOh no her split personality...
>We
>>28084940First time?
Wife Gura
ADD THAT TO THE GURA FUCKED UP FOOD LIST
>>28085126Did he fucking die?
Gura had an imaginary friend confirmed.Rather that or HER evil twin narrative makes sense now.
>>28085002>filename
How do you think Nijiniggers feel that they went with fucking Ninji India instead of Niji EN?
>>28084940get fucked paypig. Stop being so entitled faggot
>Mustard and Blueberries>With candy
>KNOWS HOW TO COOK AND BAKEOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>28085155Pretty much
>>28085169he's referencing what she said a little while ago
>When I was very young, I remember being left alone in a kitchen>I put together mustard and blueberries in a baking dish>Mustard blueberry and candy, somehow I put it in the oven, it came out looking like cake.>Or I got in trouble, I don't remember.>It might have been a dream.>I have learned how to cook since then.
>>28085119He's definitely already snooping around for gen 2 candidates
>>28085164And schooling fools on life in the mean streets of the Underworld.
>she's a good cook>she knows to actually follow recipesoh maaaaan.
>>28084791I'd hope Kiara gets more recognition so she can calm down a bit about lagging behind when she's actually doing really well.Amelia's fine as she is. Amelia's high is enjoying her streams and honestly this past week has been a clear difference from the others. I don't think she's had a bad stream this week. The other weeks she has been all over the place with some high highs. I'm pretty sure she'll be happy so long as she can stream and enjoy the experience. Amelia clearly likes streaming.Ina seems completely fine. Some nerves from time to time, but she's handling it well and showed a lot of bravery in her karaoke stream.Kiara has been doing better lately and I hope her collabs help settle her nerves and remind her she has a lot to offer this generation.
Gura cooking stream when?
WE
>Gura tries to make you a mustard blueberry...Would you eat it?
what the fuck was this lore, someone decrypt this.
>>28085034clip ame's milk
>>28085119They are absolutely putting together plans for EN gen 2 right now.
>>28085059>>28085140Don't forget the soft headpats and rubs she'd be giving the whole time.
>>28085149your geography reps anon...
>>28085181she's NOT SINGLENOTSINGLE
>imagine haveing a small wife like gura cook for you
>>28085037kids watch ads because they are either on mobile or too retarded to install adblock.
>>28084986but can you call mr smith anon still?
>>28085122Shes chinese
>gura likes baking>gura is a good cookI WANT TO TASTE
>>28084472Jerma with a voice changer
>>I'm a good chefI don't think I could Gosling any harder at this point. I want her.
>>28085134Reaping
>>28085194Cohabitation with her boyfriend most likely
>>28085151Anon, your hearing reps. She said dairy didn't hurt her stomach, she just doesn't like it.
>>28085155its literally the best case scenario for them. the fact that cover is letting them keep their avatars is surprising enough.
>>28084862>this faggot thinks he can just be on a first name basis with MoriAnon, she lives in Japan and doesn't know you exist. Know your culture reps>inb4 "b-but wut bout Kiara?"no one cares
>>28085155If Bird could be in EN, why doesn't Artia join EN?
ahh, a good cook huh?
>>28085227No but I still love her
>>28085193She's trying to contain HER please understand
>>28085250... as a baby?
>even blew out the peanut butter burger narrative you're delusional if you don't think she's here
>>28084269>stops swearing>meanwhile her best friend swears like a sailor when they collab
BASED GURA BUTCHERING CHINESE
>>28085155I am glad that they decided to pull out of China without hurting the girls.
>Gura only 29K viewersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28085233I definitely want to be nursed by Amelia while she calls me a good boy
Was that Mandarin or Canto
>butchers the chineselmfao based af
>>28085254>letting themMore like they can't do shit about it because chinks are notorious for this bullshit.
oh no... she fucked up how to say Chinese. NOOOO
>>28085223Kiara is on pace to pass Botan, one of the fastest-growing JPs, within a few days. She's doing more than fine IMO.
>>28085223a part of me feels like kiara is going to hit something big but i don't know what or when
OH NO SHE SAID THE C-WORD
>>28084472>personalityBoyish, not really genki tomboy just laid back and largely uncaring about appearances >avatarPic>hobby/skillReal good at character action games and other twitchy type stuff, good at keeping her cool in general>gimmickSurprising ikeman charm, flirts back whenever chat says something weird/lewd, sometimes does asmr stuff but like picking you up at a bar>???Marathon ring fit adventure
russians say spaghetti bowl?
>>28085270I can't believe Gura's bf groomed her from childhood...
>gura first holo to 1mill>mori number 1 in albums on itunes right nowWill holoEN ever stop winning?
>>28085133Apple holds like a 65% market share in the US. That's still some big numbers for her.
>>28085227yes as desert from the peanut butter burgor
That spasibo is the cutest.
>fucks up chinese pronunciation enter50 cent army
SAY IT IN SPANSIH1!!! GURA CAN YOU SAY IT IN SPANISH!!!
>>28085193Next week we have a special appearance by Gura's more drunken alternate personality. She introduces herself as Gura Gawr, and to call her Gawr.
>>28085258Because she would get triple harassed by chinks if she rejoined hololive.
Hey Gura How do you say thank you in Taiwanese...
kek, she actually is carmen sandiego
>>28085270Klaius is also a time traveler
>>28085283动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>28085292spasibo
STOP POSTING AMELIA LEWDMY DICK CAN'T TAKE ITAND I'M WORKING RIGHT NOW
>nenechixkiara uhhhhhh
>>28085119I wouldn't have been surprised if there was internal talk of Gen2 sometime in 2021 not too long after they debuted. The question is who are they going to recruit after the bar that EN gen1 set?
K's..
GURA HOW DO YOU SAY IT IN TAIWANESE
>Mr. Asthma is visiting me today I seewell fuck guys don't expect good singing from chicken today
>Doesn't automatically know danke schönKiara...
they're here
>>28085240rice shelf
>>28085258isn't the whole point of this Cover getting out of CN? wouldn't the antis go back to stirring up shit if they just migrated some of the CN talents back into hololive?
>>28085273No, she went with the best of the Chinese Dialects: Cantonese
>>28085157Stack debuffs to get a better score for the run.
>>28085254yeah because they literally did nothing wrong. Cover's nice enough to give them a second chance. That also means that she can shit talk all she wants on Twitch now
>>28085272>She hasn't collabed with Kiara recentlyHoly shit the narrative checks out
>>28085277don't care, the lower that number goes the more comfortable she is and the comfier the stream gets
>>28085258It might be taken as an insult by the Chinese and she still has family back there.
>>28085331bread drawer
>>28085317SUBMIT
https://vagabond3.com/how-to-say-thank-you-in-14-different-languages/She went down this list but skipped Thai.bros...?
>fucked up chineseSUSPENDED
>>28085133i bought it on itunes because it was the only place she mentioned that would sell me a copy of it.
>tfw gura will never cook for youGID I WISH I WERE HER BFAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Calli if you're really feeling grateful, you could always post some nudes.
>>28085319Yagoo really does help those who didn’t get a second chance
Can you faggots just enjoy the comfy Gura zatsudan without spewing all these grand narratives about her race/nationality/age/gender?
>>28085319Damn, that's great.
>>28084857Am spic, can confirm. Neither me or any of my family members are LI, but I know a bunch of asian girls who torture themselves by getting Starbucks and boba even though they know it's gonna give them the shits
>>28085223With the Nene collab tonight and a FBK collab in the works, Kiara is definitively the bridge between EN-JP
>>28085319Really happy for him
>>28085355Thailand is too controversial; they've got a revolution going on now. No way is she gonna touch that
No thank you in brazillian portuguese
>>28085355please understandshe has shark brainshe confused Thai with Taiwan
>>28085317No
>>28085317
>>28085319orthodox fist thrust indeed...feels good man
>>28085319"Gratitude's orthodox fist thrust" sounds like a finishing move in a Japanese anime
>Gura likes the name Bruce>can't recall why it sounds strangely fitting for her>suddenly remember the shark from Finding Nemo was also called BruceHere he is https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Bruce
>>28085377Based
Based Yagoo, using CN to link the fire and forge the Age of EN.
>>28084862Get out.
>>2808527730k on superchat reading stream holy shit
>>28084721based
>>28083545It's true
>>28085319dude...
>>28085383OBRIGADO SOPA DO MACACO UMA DELICIA
>>28085319He must be pretty happy about this too, it's a big deal
>>28085223Is she still numberfagging that hard? I don't usually watch her since my schedule is bad for the times that she streams but I've liked her since her debut. Isn't the only EN who brought in more money than her Calliope? She's doing really well as far as I know.
>>28085308>>28085335Because you'd be removing them from Chinese controlled platforms in favor of the rest of the world platforms. The Chinese could be better controlled.>>28085350I guess this is the real biggest fear.
>>28085370don't forget the psychoanalysis
>>28085377but gura can't provide that
>Okee-tee
>>28085223Kiara's eating a lot of HoloJP pussies atm, she's having the time of her life
>>28085390He's named after the shark in Jaws, for the record.
>>28084773what do you think hot dogs are made of...?
>>28085174That in itself is a tightrope though. Being popular overseas could cause strain on the domestic branch if it causes Hololive to become known as the "gaijin brand".
>>28085386>>28085387AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Didn't Mori's roommate want to date K-san?
>>28085369Do you rike it?
>>28085383come to brazil
>>28085370there were at least ten posters that didnt know anything about Marine and Touhou earlierno, these are newfags
>>28085339>cover doesn't take a cut anymore>isn't restricted by covers "what not to do/say" list anymore>permissions are no longer a problemi don't know how much help cover provided behind the scenes, but it actually feels like they are better off as indies.
>>28085319I don't tune in to Mori much. What did K do?
can someone explain how this is even possible? How are the top albums calculated?
>>28084326Yeah, I used to do long retail shifts standing, It's not so bad when you're busy, but god does it suck when you're not. No idea why you'd want that experience at home
>>28085182I am not one hundred percent positive but I think I heard someone mention that she is open to helping the others collab, we'll probably see her do just that this saturday since that's likely to be a large scale ENxJP collab of some kind
>>28085329where??
>>28085272I mean she always ends up swearing anyway. There's a reason its on the bingo card.
yes please SCP
>>28085383Valeu caralho filho da puta
>>28085319happy for him, he deserves it
>SCPGura no... the permissions...
>>28085370It's a running joke, anon. Loosen up a little.
>>28085408But she can provide something better.
>>28085418She keeps getting cucked by 2d
SCP fags on suicide watch
>Is that a good game? I get stressed out when I have to play shit games
>>28084503Don't worry Kanye will give Mori an N word pass when they collab
>>28085319Extremely wholesome
>I wanna play a GOOD gameLol she just cannot stop shitting on Amnesia
NIER AUTOMATAAAAAA
Kek
Gura fucking hates having to do permissions for games to play but they restrict her hardcore so making a schedule fucking sucks
>>28085329JUST
>>28085429The nigga who makes the beats of her songs
>>28085423Based yaGOD
>>28085355thai monkey here. there is protesting right now and taiwan also take part in this protesting.
>SONG OF THE ANCIENTSfuck yes please
>>28085319https://youtu.be/pEee80KpUcI?t=830
>Gura just wants to play a good gameShe's getting really burnt out playing these kusoge
>>28085429He produced songs for Calli's album
>>28085390Isn't that guy in GTAIV who injects shark testosterone called Bruce?
>I wanna play like a really good gamedoes she really mean that?
>>28085430DEADBEATS JERK IT NOW
>NIER song
>song of the ancientsnice
>Gura learning Song of the Ancients from Automata
https://youtu.be/iXlPt8mFkNIHOLY FUCK YES
>song of the ancientsDamn... I was hoping for weight of the world
KONO MAMA JA DAMEKONO MAMA JA DAME
>>28085272Kiara swears more after she learned her mom was watching
Oh shit, Song of the Ancients. I thought for sure it was going to be Weight of the World.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZdnJLdmRlI
>>28085423Yes Tanigo I riked it arot
>Song of the Ancients Karaoke SQUAREENIX BETTER GO WITH THIS FUCK YESSSS
>>28085448>Public Domain>PermissionsOr was that the joke?
>close thread 6 hours ago>watch Ame and enjoy the stream>come back read the archives>faggots constantly complaining about the way she plays What's wrong with some of you
>Taiwaneses in the chat dishartened she didn't say XIE XIE when she said the thanksin diferent languagesAAHHAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED
>>28085464it was really REALLY bad it deserves to be shat on
>>28085469custom user ads are the best thing to happen to this website in some time.
>>28085423Oh yeah? wheres Aloe working now Yagoo?
>>28085369Like Gura, right?
>>28085450if you are 12 i guess
>Undertale
oh shit blind undertale stream
undertale is a terrible stream game
>>28085498It's fine as long she doesn't swear in german
>>28085432True, I forgot about that. Hopefully they can say what it is soon.
>>28085484He is
>>28085487Capcom onegai...
>>28085370It's a joke we do this to fuck with newfags
fuck off undertalefags
>>28085328i have the narrative that gura doesn't watch her streams
Gura please don't play UndertaleI say this as an Undertale fan
>>28085510I'm pretty sure the chinese say Xie xie also.
>>28085481what?
Stop with the MonHun you faggots
Oh god, they're going to push her into Undertale and make the memefaggotry go even further...
>>28085133>Apple's in the process of ending support for it and phasing it out in favor of Apple MusicThat's not because it's dying, it's because Apple is trying to rebrand everything from "iService/device" to "Apple Service/Device", since just the letter i is way too generic. The only thing they have a problem with is iPhone, since it's such a strong megabrand in itself that rebranding it as Apple Phone may just confuse everybody and cost them some marker share.
>UndertaleNO PLS
she doesn't like Monster Hunter...
>>28085430Clown world
>>28085521>>28085524There is NOTHING wrong with undertale.The fanbase is cancer but the game is fine.
>>28085518She's Lebanese. Stay seething
>>28085430Just a sudden spike in downloads against some old albums that normies downloaded a long time ago
>Capcom game
>popular game badwhy are /v/ermin like this?
DO NOT DO UNDERTALE
>>28085540watch the video retard
>Gura wants to play Monster Hunter with othersCapcom onegai...
>Maybe we can play MonHun togetherCapcom onegai.Capcom plaese.
MAKE THE MONSTER HUNTER COLLAB HAPPEN SHARK
Undertale is based you idiots.
>>28085507Actually the creator of the one SCP everyone knows has a trademark on it's design or some shit and Dog antis had a big old shitfit back in the day when they found out. It was the precursor to the permissions arc
>>28085381Thailand has some sort of political upheaval every 5-10 years and nobody really gives a shit about it. Last one was a coup attempt in 2014 and the one before that was a coup attempt in 2006.t. have family there
CAPCOM THE PERMISSIONS ONEGAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28085430They count the number of fucking albums sold on their platform you retard
>>28085548She's saying she likes it, it's just difficult for her and she wants to play it with a friend.
>wants to play MHCAPCOM permissions pls
>>28085406honestly, while I would love for artia & civia to come back to hololive in some way, is it really a big problem if they go independent?it feels like one of the bigger problems about being an indiechuuba is building up a large fanbase. But since they'll be hololive graduates, they'll already have an audience that they can take with them, especially since cover is giving them a graceful send-offlike, what was cover giving these girls besides branding?
>>28085533Always remember H.E/R
>>28085551ok
>>28085518you got him
undertale is boring as dirt for streaming except for the flowey and sans fight and thats only because the first comes out of nowhere and sans is tough
>>28085319Based K he deserves it
>>28084773She is though.
>>28085452
>>28085258That would 100% be taken as explicit betrayal by the Chinese.
>Gura doesn't know about Capcomlel
As if they are playing any capcom game anyway,lol.
dododo do dodododo dodo
>>28085459one of my favorites, but alot of people get filtered hardlinear-ish open world platinum games game.story based and story gets very confusing and then very interestingyou have to play through the game twice, not like "ng+ is essential" but the story continues in the second playthrough from another point of view if you aren't sure, the thighs are worth it and the music is based, superlit, and dope
>>28085513she sucking my hyuge asian bonerdick! appointed sex ceo wwwwwwwwww
>>28085538>Chat will just be non stop backseating and spoilingyeah it's going to be awful unless she completely ignores chat
>>28085469>go to check>see this instead
>>28085530If we don't hear about it by early tomorrow it will probably be kept as a surprise until the streams start most likely
>>28085379She's a way better bridge than Coco and will give everyone exposure. Mori on the other hand...I love her but I hope she stays away from the meme shit and actually teach JP legit english. Cam on Mor I know you can activate Sensei-mode without falling back to your spergy self.
Undertale is a good game for Gura just for the amazing soundtrack. Hopefully she won't get pushed by chat to play the game a certain way.
Capcom give me the fucking game
At this rate capcom will be forced to kneel if they want that publicity
>>28085556
>>28085558I can't speak chinese
>>28085445Be honest with me, would you let him fuck you to let you meet your oshi anon?
>>28084876what?
Gura will unite the divided factions of /jp/ by streaming Touhou!
>>28084399I really like Mori's better zatsudans, but those are mostly members, so I'm not too surprised by the rankings, her others are good when they don't get derailed.
>UndertaleSubaru...
>>28085551ogey
this is everything i could have wanted from gura's zatsudan
>>28085589based
>>28085423Yeah my dream is to have a harem of broken girls just like you
>>28085406They would probably just VPN like they already do, imo she's better off on twitch she's already carved her own niche and found an audience there
>>28085589>>28085469How the fuck do /hlgg/ers have so much disposable income
I need a pee edit of this
>>28085430Probably because most people listen on spotify or pirate instead of buying albums, but it's still amazing.
>>28085599backseating will happen, it always does
>>28085430Hers is a new release, those are old. It's like an independent movie topping the box office on a weekend when the competition is all in like its third week or something.Still a big accomplishment though, and something to be proud of.
>>28085620COVERRRRRRRRRR
>>28085582Shark will make Ryozo fucking kneel
>>28085604Yes, I wouldn't even have to think about it.
>>28085560Capcom? After they hit Mio with that copyright strike that cost her almost a month? Hopefully. I wish they just stop being a bitch to Hololive.
>>28085570Yeah, this honestly seems like a win win situation. Hololive gets to escape china and the CN girls basically get to keep their character and viewers associated with it and no longer have to give 30% to cover.
>>28085589Holy fucking based
>Monster Hunter with Ina>Resident EvilCAPCOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH PLEASE
>>28085631American
>>28085608It would be sufferkino for sure.
>RECAPCOM!
>>28085608...could this actually work? Would 2hufags stop seething about us being on this board if a vtuber played their games?
>>28085469Why the site have this, It is a ad?
>>28085481whats EP?
>>28085231https://streamable.com/y127fy
>>28085319Hell yeah.
>>28085556they can't help themselves, it's in their blood to be contrarian little shits
>RESIDENT EVILCapcom...
>>28085631Canadian flexing their money
>>28085589imagine how the 2hu fags feel seeing "their board"s adspace become wargrounds for holochads
>Wants to play Resident EvilCapcom...
>>28085570Artia already talked about how the freedom of being an independent Vtuber means she'll get to express herself more and allow her to play games without going through bullshit permissions. I have a feeling once Artia gets a taste of independent Vtubing she won't want to go back
Dead Rising... onegai...
>>28085589was this shit all part of hiroshimoots plan or something?
>>28085589/hlg/ IS SEETHING
>someone recommending the Evil Within 2Why the fuck would you not just recommend the first one?
Man I wish she could play RE
>>28085608THE EMPIRE, LONG DIVIDED; MUST UNITE
>>28085603
I need to play Genshin Impact
>>28085651so fucking new reeeeeeeeeee
>>28085589>someone paid to use my shitty meme edit as an adI feel honored.
Will Ame stop for Kiara x Nene in 1.5 hours?? I sure hope not
Capcom pls
>>28085583I find myself humming that shit too
>>280856542ch tourist or ESL? hmmm
>>28085637It would be good outcome for them all, but somehow i doubt it, capcom is retarded.
>>28085566>>28085561Is a million subscriber strong shark and a future Monster hunting game enough to loosen capcom permissions? Would a 2 million sub shark be able to do it?
someone suggest ARK
>>28085679The last few chapters of Evil Within fucking suck
>>28085525It's fine. The only problem is the backseating faggots who try to direct every single step the player makes.
>>28085589
>>28085589"Based"
>>28085589 it also links to the Ina KYS webm
>all those Capcom gamesI wish they could play ace combat
I wonder if Capcom USAs marketers could give permissions to EN without consulting head Capcom. Though, that still might not work because Cover's Japanese.
uuoohh
>>28085670Dead Rising 2 with Ame would be Kino as fuck
>>28085589holy based
>>28085525The genocide route is good for streaming. Watching Subaru finally beat Sans was great.
>my favorite anime? boku no picoGura...
>>28085642Capcom's MonHun team unironically has their head of their asshole out of the entire team.
>>28085693Probably, they do what they can to not step on each others toes much
>>28085689ok then go
No Gura, talk about your actual favorite anime...
>her favorite anime is KonoSubaWhat's the verdict on her tastes /a/?
>>28085551Pls don't call Mori cancer. Ty.
>>28085709Just remember if MS invests into Hololive, like Sony did with niji, they can stream anything on gamepass.
>>28085691Maybe one day someone will use my dsp edit for an ad
>>28085712> imagine
>>28085570Current audience numbers don't stay forever. Hololive provides a newbie hose where new gens and other big events can draw new viewers in even as old viewers drift off. When they go indie they have to make their own newbie hoses. On Twitch this is usually done through front page slots, seizing new popular games to play, or collabs with other twitch streamers.
>>28085669too bad she will never collab with ame
>>28085729Average.
Why does Capcom hate money?!!!
CAPCOM.. Permission onegai...
>>28085405she mentions numbers a lot but I don't think it bothers her as much these days. I don't really blame her for using it as a metric when she hasn't got much else to compare herself with her own generation. She's talked about it in the past and how it's not good to be focused on comparisons but you can't really help some insecurities. She has had a good patch lately so I hope they all continue to settle in until they are all comfortable with the content they put out.
Well /hlgg/? What's your favourite anime?
>>28085594If she actually put effort into it she could for sure teach JPs beginner english, for now it seems she's still swamped with work and just teaches them the basics/slang like she did with Marine
>>28085729crunchyroll/10
>>28085754Inferno Cop
>>28085731post it
Maybe they could pay for Capcom permissions now that HoloEN has proved itself...
>>28085689>he hasn't played his daily 13 minutes
>>28085729ironic weebs really like it.
>>28085754Cory in the House
>>28085729you don't already know?> it's popular waah
I want to see Ina and Gura grind and make fish soup.
>>28085586
>>28085729Incredibly average
>>28085709You and me both. PS2 trilogy HD remaster when Bamco?
>>28085714Off the Record.
>>28084472Smart-Alek schemer Slimeball criminalMafia gangster weaselHentai artistShamelessly uses cheats in multiplayer as part of her Keyfabe.Plans get rich-quick-schemes with chat. Draws herself and other holo members in sexy pictures with exaggerated proportions. And holds auctions for the pose, outfit and fetish.
help, what IS the longest running anime
>>28085754Kemono Friends
>>28085754Space Dandy
>>28085754SYD
I didn't realize how many good games Capcom has until I began watching Hololive.
>>28085743Prease andastand need permission to pray groious nippon game
>>28085729She is hiding a few anime that she likes but she is pretty average
>Wants to play SOMAFUCK YES
>>28085729Like everything, /a/ loved Konosuba till it got popular
>>28085754Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
>Now that Mori is selling her music MAGICALY Youtube removed the Copyright Thiefs from all of Mori's music videos claiming it as theirsFunny how that worked out, YouTube let this go on for weeks and did nothing until Mori started charging money for her work.FUCK YOUTUBE
>>28085754MSG Victory
>>28085729Could be worse.
I think 4chan just found their next major source of revenue. Allowing people to buy ads for their shizo shitposting is clearly working.
>Soma next weekYes pleaseI need a good game to wash the taste of Stillbirth outta my mouth
>>28085754JoJo
>>28085729It's fine. The ending (Light Novel ending I mean) is shit, though.
>>28085754Trigun
>>28085775Hey moona!
>>28085754Black Lagoon
>>28085778never ever
>>28085754I don't watch anime.
>>28085754Cardcaptor Sakura
>>28085754Boku no Pico
>>28085712based
>>28085754madoka
>gura was going to sing something but decided against it>post in one of the threads earlier about a surprise song>gura might have actually been here
Longest anime is Sazae-san which has been airing since fucking 1969.
>>28085754Kaiji
>>28085754Ghost in the Shell: SAC
>>28085765it's not a matter of money, it's whether or not Capcom will get their head out of their ass to even allow it
>>28085754gurastrike witches
>>28085729It's inoffensive.
>>28085589the 4chan superchat war.
>>28085729It's kind of too generic to really make a judgement either way, reeks of someone that is hiding something about their tastes.
>>28085785Detective conan?
>>28085743They just hate Cover for some reason
>>28085754Bakemonogatari
>>28083572honestly stopped listening halfway through, extremely disappointing compared to the last three brilliant albums
>>28085754split between space dandy and gj-bu.
>>28085729It's a fun show but its hard to gauge taste on one show. It's just super popular.
>>28085709Too much for the female brain
>>28085679Evil Within 1 has extremely bad pacing and gameplay consistency. It goes from sneaky explorer into call of duty real quickly.
>>28085754Madoka
>>28085754Log horizon
>>28085754shoujo ramune
>>28085754Hinamatsuri
>>28085589Shitposting through Ad space, is just the cherry on top of today. Last friday to now has been a wonderful time to be a holofan, I hope the mystery collab continues the upwards trend.
>>28085754Ping Pong.
>>28085804At least it got done. Could have been a lot more frustrating, knowing jewtube
>>28085754Code Geass
>>28085754made in abyss chad reporting in
>>28085764I don’t have it on hand but it’s the one every uses with Ame having his beard>>28085754Steins;Gate
>>28085754Hinamatsuri and Fruits basket
>>28085709I just want someone to play Okami...
>>28085754TTGL
>>28085430It's just sales numbers for a given week. No one buys shit off iTunes anymore, so she probably sold like a hundred copies.
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28085729It's a fun anime. Entry level but fun
>Ring Fit SharkASMR ASMR ASMR!
RING FIT TIME BOIS
BROS
RFA
>>28085754Steins;Gate
>>28085785Some comedy SOL shit nobody actually watches or cares about
FAT CONFIRMED
>>28085811Honestly pretty great move all around. First time I've turned off my adblocker in a while.
>>28085654>Self-serve ads are available again! Check out our new advertising page here.https://www.4channel.org/advertise
the Ring Fit copypasta is becoming reality!
>>28085754School Rumble
>>28085843You're taste is bad
>ringfit soon
GURA WEIGHS 300LBS
>>280857297/10
>>28085754K-On!
>>28085729It's good but if it's your favorite anime of all time you reek of fucking Reddit.
>RFA with GuraREV UP THOSE UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Gura confirmed whale
>>28085754Welcome to the NHK!
>>28085754Ashita no Joe in general, Space Battleship Yamato 2199 for anything produced in the last decade.
RELEASE THE PERMISSIONS CAPCOM YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Gura's sweaty cunny....
>>28085729It's fun, people just like to be contrarian because it's popular.
>RING FIT ENDURANCEBROS
>>28085754SSSS.Gridman
SHE'S TEASING RINGFIT AGAIN UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Gura your predator reps...
>>28085754GitS SAC
>>28085754Toradora
>speaking of stamina, I also wanna play Ring Fit>I am the farthest thing from fit there is, but I think I would be okay>Wants to do the longest Ring Fit stream evermy diiiiick would not be okay with that
YES ALL I EVER WANTED WAS RING FIT
>>28085754Monogatari
>>28085754Can you surveyfags just post a poal.me so it only takes up 1 post instead of 50?
>>28085754Kodomo no Jikan.
>RFA EnduranceUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>Gura RFA
>>28085754Girls und Panzer
Good luck Gura
>farthest thing from fit there isI can't believe Gura has been on My 600 lb Life...
>ring fit stream recordholy shit she's gonna die
>>28085754GuP
>>28085835Hiro just sits back, counting the yen from selling ads to both sides.
NO DONT CHALLENGE LULU
THIS IS NOT A DRILLSWEATY SHARK CUNNY ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>Gura RTAgood lord, I couldn't take it
>>28085853>>28085861based taste
>>28085754Yu Yu Hakusho
>>28085729She hesitated so Konosuba was a cover choice. I bet her actual favorite is a cunnime.
>enters weight>300 poundsHow do you react chumbuddies?
>>28085885i knew she was a chubber, you can hear it in her voice.
>>28085754LOGH
GURA RING FIT
>>28085754Katanagatari
>>28085814wait when did the light novel end?
>>28085885Nope, she's a sticc
>>28085729excellent, konosuba is based
gura's zatsudan is so comfy. i love her so much.
>>28085942I can save her.