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Is it a HoloEN minecraft stream tradition to loot Ina's house?
Friends.
>>28056242Coco will surpass her in a week.
>>28056171She put up a minecraft ost playlist instead of having the music from the game, to be more consistent and avoid having super long no-music parts
SHARK DOMINATION
>>28056242Jesus Christ those thighs!
Will she beat god?
>people think ENtubers aren't here>when the JP ones arehttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1319298608924037120
BAIT
A
I make great bait.
>>28056251Tori-eyesu
What if EN gen 2 were all futas?
>I'm going to steal Ina's bedSTOP IT MORI MAKE YOU'RE OWN BED!YOU GUYS KEEP TAKING MY STUFF AND YU NEVER PUT IT BACK!!!
NUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS
Cumming to Mori's roommate!
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJ2QB7KVCE Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvUqcK9VZn8 GuraWatson...
Ame...
>>28056251Is the CEO Collab gonna be archived?
>Ame's theme is played backwards
>I make great baitdeadniggers....
Did Gura say anything about her mystery collab tomorrow?
Fuck /hlg/ falseflaggersFuck nijiniggersFuck doxxersFuck people that reply to doxxersFuck numberfags
>>28047736>>28047736Chest inflation and making her face look 10 years older.Amelia is cute but that art is not.
remember when they were going to build Atlantis...
>>28056260Yes
>watson on a rescue mission
>>28056214Everyone but Doris has confirmed it on stream. Doris hasn't streamed yet but it's likely she is going indie too.
>>28056273Before the year's over
>Still not keeping saturation at max, even without full healthAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>28056262Friends!
>>28056214Yeah if the other doing the same why wouldn't she also do it i would also bet that they would make their own group
Why is everyone always stealing from Ina?One day Ina will have had enough of this and raze everything to the ground
>>28056300Yeah, they picked approved songs ahead of time.
>>28056273it's a matter of when, not if
>Mori embarrassed she has to freeload off Gura>Gura says it's OK>Gura freeloaded all her stuff from Amelia
She can't even read nametags...she's SO BAD AT GAMES.But it's not about that and I still love her.BUT MAN IS SHE BAD AT GAMES.
>>28056291Hey K could ya make me a sandwich
wait why is holocn leavingis kiryu coco this strong
Ame redesigining the rail.
mori!
Ame should start a guerilla stream of her fixing the track with this face on and in complete silence.
>>28056265Good idea. I hate how sparse the music is in the game. It used to be so much worse, usually going several fucking game days without any music.
>>28056327The real Atlantis was the friends we made along the way
>>28056297
>>28056315and most of all, fuck ayame posters
moo
Did Mori actually lose anything important? She keeps on mentioning how much gold she had.
>>28056274WTF Doggo??
>>28056273there are no gods before the apex predator, only prey.
>>28056273All in to the shark
>>28056339Friends...
Are they still ignoring chat?
>>28056341At this rate, Mori and Gura may beat her to it.
Mori acts so naturally around Gura, it's so damn cute. They understand each other surprisingly well.
>>28056357Almost reminds me of something
I love Gura so much and I'm happy she made friends!
I can't believe they're doing all this just so Mori can trap a shot to keep all to herself...
if WW3 happens cause of this somehow, will you fight for her honor?
You have been visited by the railroad tycoon. Many rails will bless your community but only if you type:>GET RIMMING GURA AND NO YOU DON'T GET TO FINGER YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME!
Is Mori playing of fucking speakers or something?
>>28056242
>>28056242>>28056277>>28056305Gura belongs to
Really quick sketch of Nurse Cali before I go out. I'll have to finish it when i get home.
>>28056344>Ame freeloads off of Ina
>>28056315i usually hate you ayamenigger but your right this time
>>28056280SHADDUP!
Does Calli even know where "Let me in" comes from?
>>28056331And keeping her model like everyone else right
>>28056372She got all her stuff from Gura so she feels bad about losing anything.
>>28056242I was always saying that Cover is retarded for not utilizing lolis too much and Gura now proved it true.
Calli is completely clueless lmao
>>28056345Can't wait for bloodborne.
>>28056262Based Unitychad
One more left to beat.
So why are Mori and Gura doing so many collabs lately?Didn't Mori want to do Minecraft with Kiara?
>>28056315>Fuck /hlg/what's their problem? for some reason just mentioning EN, rustles their jimmies
>Calli and Gura hitting record milestones>meanwhile CN girls getting let go because of the retardation of their fansI bet this is how it felt to win the cold war.
>>28056315Fuck ayameposters
Is this the best Minecraft stream so far?
>>28056274Korosan...
>>28056407Extremely based
>>28056260one of my favorite (inadvertent) running jokes
>>28056357That would be kino, even if it was only 20 minutes.
Gura walking in on Ame was like Archimedes and his circles
>>28056315Everytime you post this, Mori takes 1 day off Ayame's lifespan.
>>28056378THE LORE
>>28056413eric andre has long since been mainstream
i couldn't resist any longer ive never spent a dime on any streamer before but i was COMPELLED
>inadvertently releases all of her livestock and runs awaywhy is my retarded daughter like this
>>28056407BASED ANON
>>28056273And I thought numberfagging would finally be over
>>28056352DO YU- *coff* *coff*
>>28056315>ayamehttps://imgur.com/a/r9sfYGTGET YOUR JPWHORE OUT OF HERE BITCH
>Mori brainlessly following Ame while she fixes her rail road with autistic diligence
>>28056443It has the 2 best holoENs, so of course
>>28056274holy shit
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN
>>28056396GET RIMMING GURA AND NO YOU DON'T GET TO FINGER YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME!
>>28056341I'm going to creampie this clown.
>Mori: this is what happens when you're sleep deprived>Gura: Sa- I understandshe didn't get a wink of sleep, poor shark
>>28056372just some gold pants and what she dug out. and her red plants
>>28056327Please save rail-kun, Watson!
https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1319298517643501568
>>28056273I'm expecting her to slow down to normal numbers after 1.5M but who the fuck knows?
>>28056352Somebody at Cover made a good decision for once, and decided to pull out of the region that sends death threats to their talents if they read data from youtube.
>>28056407Nice.
>>28056407Looks great, love that Dino Gura. I can't wait to see it finished.
I'm sorryNo I'm sorryNo no no I'm sorry
>>28056390>imageNice.
>>28056274>screencaps
>>28056315you've been kinda based for a while now, what happened?
>gura's cows will be gone by the time she notices
>>28056461Reaper is a boomer that doesn't know what yeet now means though
>>28056407Nursing handjob Mori.
>>28056435They are playing minecraft next week.
>>28056407Why does Nurse Calli only prescribe euthanasia
>>28056273The question is when
is it true that they got another asmr titty monster in their roster? macoto when?
>wake up>missed 2 Gura streams and also 1 mil milestone>have to go to work nowI don't get how you faggots keep up with the holos, let alone spam shit in this thread all day. I can hardly keep up with just my oshi alone.Fucking NEETs, your day of the cagie is coming.
EnCt2e4681409804abc34b08c7e180c171b129818e214e4681409804abc34b08c7e180EmHpSg56AA7+j1Zj1+FZWiSDwx9mYshud1s0wvd+IRuEbbcBvt9gmNKa6hiKEJFohnBx0earlpkqcke+s54SL1TaVY=IwEmSI completed a JOI with gura's voice using a synthesizer. I managed to get some emotion in it, and it sounds pretty close to real. String decrypts to mega link. encipher.it and password is a racial slur
>>28056443No, Ame x Gura going out exploring and treasure hunting was the peak MC kino stream so far
Kayfap and lore!
>>28056492ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
now that gura has 1m, lets remember to point and laugh at this fag
>>28056436Actual literal "god I wish I was Japanese" weebs
Guys. Just tell me Artia is going to be okay.
Reaper bros what went wrong?https://poal.me/gh6qg0
>>28056390Someone leak the nudessss version
do you have a peesa kitkat?
>>28056486sounds goodi feel bad for the girls thoughcivia should be made honorary EN
SHES HEREhttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1319298577550618625
>>28056401Me.
>>28056462Post-1-mill membershrimps are invalid.
>>28056459Can't wait for their rap collab single to top charts everywhere.
>>28056462結婚おめでとう
>>28056274nani?
>>28056457Good.
>>28056479>she's been fucking her bf all nightAAAA CHUMBROS HELP ME
>>28056407>I'll have to finish it when i get home.And so will I.
>>28056443It's good and I like the dynamic between them
>>28056390It's ironic the that two most in-character streamers of this gen act the most natural around eachother
>>28056414Presumably
>>28056352Ties to the yakuza
>>28056407Noice
>>28056260She said earlier on the collab with Ame that she's fine with people taking stuff from her house.
>>28056462Welcome, new chumbro
>her sleepy voicei wanna kiss my boy
>>28056462you are me
>>28056512I work from home
>>28043902told you guys, NEGATIVE PROGRESS
>>28056483Cute!
>>28056395>Fighting for my shitard burger countryNaw they can burn while I fuck off to madagascar
>>28056512have a good day anon
>>28056436I mentioned Gura and only 1 person out of 6 told me to fuck off. As long as you don't shit post or numberfag they won't get too mad.
Were those Ina's cows
>>28056512I work night shift and it's perfect. Only 5am-6am streams I miss
Shark, I kneel
1 million shark!
>>28056527Not everyone is guided by new toy syndrome
>>28056467She basically just got a 30% pay raise for Twitch. I don't know how it's going to affect her bili base, but her Western fanbase might as well be completely disconnected from the rest of the holos.
>>28056519
>>28056529Check last thread.Includes the Ame ones too.
>>28056400The collab is long overdue
>>28056514
>>28056407Mori-mama...
>>28056513I like kiara x mori best
>>28056274BASED
>>28056514reddit-tier bait desu
Wait a moment... If Artia and HoloCN are going independent... Does that mean that Artiaposting and DYRBI will be off topic?Fuck.
>>28056531Not a good idea if she has family in China. Best to let her go indie so nobody gets re-educated.
>>28056274Why? Does she understand that screencap? Is she trying to roast that retard 4channer?
Can't believe you actually could make a negative progress stream
>>28056273if the youtube algorithim decides to push her to the moon then of course she could, and do it quickly. youtube's algos have pushed people so hard that it's possible to add a million subs in a day, or 5 million in a week or 10 million in a month.if she kept adding 26k a day she might pass her in the last few days of the year.
>>28056459Sasu frickin' ga
>>28056242So HoloCN is dead but HoloCN isn't dead you know what i mean right?
>>28056242GURA MEMBERSHIP VIDEOhttps://files.catbox.moe/gah1c7.mp4
>>28056512HAHAHAHA BACK IN THE CAGIE BABYHave a nice day at work anon.
>streaming for an hour and a halfAPOLOGIZE
>>28056527Mori is shit and she needs to stop numberfagging and reading chat
>>28056352>is kiryu coco this strongYes
lol feels bad, actually
>>28056274DOOG?!!!!
>>28056394imagine gura cuddling between those badonkers
>Pekora gets 800k during karaoke>is on 3 hour zatsudan right now>Gura gets 1 mil>will say 'a" I am a 1 million shark after Minecraft is done and end stream
>Collab with Ame: 2 hours and 34 minutes>Collab with Kiara: 66 minutesWHAT COULD THIS MEAN!?
>>28056536
>>28056274Korone has always been based
Can't stop till we get a slave
>>28056483Saw this guy hanging out in Klaius' stream. Based chumchads stick together
>>28056274wtf korone lurks here?!
>we need someone to work on the farmwtf mori
>>28056527You mean "what went right", right? When was the last time Mori was second on a poll here?
It's been over 90 minutes, wow.
i really hope that gura is planning to do something to celebrate 1mil. fuck people saying that she should lay low because shes a new holo. its a big milestone and she deserves to be openly happy about it.
Mori... your sleeping schedule reps....
>>28056602Yeah I want an answer. Is talking about Civia and Artia off topic?
>>28056565>>28043902>mfw read negative poggers>"what the hell is negative poggers"I don't even watch twitch what the fuck
>Lets get at least ONE slave!MORI NO
>1million/500k subs streamonly one hour and a half longMori and Gura hate each other, comfirmed
Did that faggot who said they would call it at 60 minutes kill himself?
>>28056542This song would be so fucking perfect for Gura and Mori, if Gura sang the main part and Mori sang the rap hook near the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOHaMd3utA
>>28056274Kek BASED Doggo
>>28056510omg omg omghow does cover find this many busty hottieshow do they do it
>>28056512I work from home peko
>>28056536>Quote retweeting somebody else's tweet.>She's here.Are you actually fucking retarded?
Ahem.Fuck Mori and fuck deadbraps.
I still think the chess match was the best duo collab we got.
>>28056634WOW PEKORA IS SUCH A NUMBERFAG OH MY GOD
>>28056536/v/ btfo
>>28056629civia will always be on-topic talkright...? :(
>>28056629it all comes crumbling down
stream went from ok to great to boring
>>28056512Imagine not being self-employed in the current year
>>28056644She is from Texas after all
>>28056604I think she does, she just gives no shit.
Gura....
>>28056407the nurse fetish is pretty much the only "sexy costume" thing that doesn't do a single thing for me but Mori might change that.can you make her a doctor somehow instead of a nurse?
>>28056654I wish we'd get a karaoke with a lot of English songsBut that's my own personal wish and I guess Gura won't do it..
>>28056291Underrated
>>28056274/v/ BTFO LMAOOOOO
How the hell did the cows start escaping?
>>28056645All /hlg/ -/hlgg/ posters are holos.
>>28056684>t. Deadbeat
Hololive, a Japanese Vtuber Agency most subscribed person is an American and the top earner is also American
>Shark brain left only one cube
>>28056629>>28056694>>28056696Don't feel bad everyone keeping their models and everything but without the Hololive brand
Gura is going to be so sad when that horse dies some day
>>28056274
>>28056543>>28056536>got beaten by shark so she started shillingpathetic
Gura rounding up cows like Hitler rounding up Jews
>>28056273no god, only shrimp
>>28056685Kiara appears to bring out everyone's inner gremlin. Even Ina seemed to enjoy tormenting her during Mario Kart.
>>28056656please Mori has the best sleep of all holoEN
>>28056590Oh hey, that one was me. Thanks for screencapping.P.s fuck Gura, I hope she graduates.
>>28056536The absolute state of /v/.
>>28056696Abayo Judas!
>>28056462I'm THIS close to doing the same thing
>>28056512I watch one stream and then make up narratives about the rest
>>28056715Amelia's petty but also based revenge.
>>28056274>Based Koro-san shitting on /v/This doog I swear
i like this cute voice mori just did talking about the coral reef
>>28056574thankfully it's her own farm
>>28056629Our wife doesn't deserve this...
>>28056716I am Sora can confirm
>>28056685That one was an experience. I don't know if it's possible to compare that one to all the others.
>>28056396FIX IT UP RAILJANNYNO YOU DON'T GET PAID
>>28056749She said she only sleeps 5 hours every night...
>>28056468I hope you realized that you just outed yourself as an /hlg/ doxxnigger by posting an Ayame doxx of all things. Go back to being an want to be Japanese and not understanding any streams you watch while simultaneously being angry that EN exsists.
Calli, you're gonna pass out at this rate
>>28056593>>28053409I don't see it.
>>28056660>smughaachama.jpg
>>28056512Imagine not being a cubicle slave who gets to work from home and jack off to shark cunny after zoom meetings
>>28056715There was a block in the middle of the pen and they jumped off it.
So is Artia gonna be booted from this thread too?
Can someone tell Gura she hit 1M, I think she did not noticed.
i thought it was bad when #gawrt was flooded with beginner art, but i miss those days now that it's flooded with fucking numberfag spam
>>28056274holy shit/v/ eternally btfo
>>28056688>Anon-chan, have you bought your copy of DOOM™ yet?
>>28056750why are you phoneposting anon
SAME CHAN LETS CELEBRATE!!!
>>28056315Based
>are they under the waterget some sleep you are turning braindead Mori
>>28056588As long as Cover doesn't fuck her over and lets her retain her character she should be okay.
WTF MORI IS KEKING KIARA LIVE
>>28056634Pekora deserves it
>>28056260Imagine when gen2 and gen3 debut and all of them loot the same place
meds
>>28056793*DOOG™
>>28056677The Japanese bust size has been steadily increasing generation after generation
>>28056344HEH. This makes me laugh.
>>28056510Please update your ci-en, Lamp.
Long live HoloCN you might have died because of your birth place but you will keep being alive
>>28056788Sayonara... Gremlin-sama...
>>28056788I hope so
>>28056732Weak bait try harder
>>28056251For for best girl
>>28056772Daisenpai!
>>28056536HI KORONE, DONT WORRY I DIDNT DROP YOUR STREAMS
>>28056654She might do it at a later date. She did mention in her last mc stream that she wanted to put together something special to thank everyone.
>Calli skips Takamori Minecraft collab three weeks in a row with varying excuses>has time to collab with Gura in Minecraft though>Ina collabs with Ame for 3 hours, collabs with Kiara for the absolute minimum of 66 minutes>Ina draws fanart of Ame out of love, Kiara has to force her in front of 20k fans to get fanartMeds, ogey, schizo, etc.
https://twitter.com/yuzuchabi/status/1319296395333885961
>>28056396>GET RIMMING GURA AND NO YOU DON'T GET TO FINGER YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME!
Why does it feel like when Mori talks she is talking to a retarded child. I talk the same way to my cousins and my dog
>>28056443It's really good but I still think GurAme was better.
>>28056407HMMMM....YOU LIKE DINOSAURS, HUH GURA...?
>>28056788Go straight to /vyt/, do not post in /hlgg/, do not post in /hlg/, do not collect 200 (You)s.
>>28056629I will still support Artia!
>>28056634bro pekora's karaoke was so good you have no idea
gura makes me so happy
>>28056514Ebin
>>28056694no, she's an indie now just like pika and art*mis
>>28056401FBK
>>28056772Make more songs onegai
>>28056498He hasn't been quite the same ever since his oshi ghosted Miko on her return stream.
>>28056776yeah but she sleeps those 5 at the same time
Numberfag edition
>>28056788Chink gremlin is gonna be booted from Hololive all together in a few days!
CHINA DIES MURRICA WINS. FUCK YEAH.
>>28056443This one and the Gurame one has been top tier for me
>>28056799I wish Matsuri wasn't so sexy, cause I'm actually afraid of her Like on one hand I want to fuck her but on the other I feel like she would have a knife behind her back and kill me
>>28056434leave Pim Tool alone
>>28056527if you asked who is gura's 2nd best collab partner then I would have picked Mori
>>28056628>>28056352THE SUSPENSION JUST MADE HER STRONGER
>>28056840Are your cousins retarded?
>>28056788Indies belong in /vy/
>I'm sorry>No I'm sorry>No I'm sorryThese two dorks, damn.
>>28056788Demoted to honorary EN status like Pikamee I guess.
>>28056291AND YOU BRING HER BACKAND YOU BRING HER BACKAND YOU BRING HER BACK
>>28056498He realized it's wrong to shit-talk a grim reaper when your oshi's on her deathbed.
>>28056788Hopefully
>>28056788Well, it's not like ex-holos aren't discussed here.
>>28056867based gura mori
>>28056845>>28056846>>28056847Holy shit Cocomind.
I want Gura to make fun of my small penis!
>yay, first slave!C-cute?
>>28056837Ogey, take your meds schizo
>>28056510Wow she looks really talented
>>28056778I hope you realized that you just outed yourself as an ayamecuck by posting a fucking whore of all things. Go back to being an want to be Japanese and not understanding any streams you watch while simultaneously being angry that hlg exsists.
>>28056840She's used to teaching retarded kids all day
Wonder if the Hololive English channel is gonna upload something one day
>>28056860Cat eating fish!
>>28056840Because she isBut also because autism and her day job.
>>28056840SHes a teacher. She talks to retard children all day so it slips out
>>28056788god i fucking hope so, no more retarded shilling like "DO YOU BELIEVE IT XD"
>>28056818sugoi
>>28056352:^)
>>28056873stop taking her deadpan humor so seriously
>>28056780>28053446
>>28056818What the science for that because my only idea is that it because of their food and what is in it
>>28056788No all former holos are allowed here
>>28056654>>28056836the closest she ever comes is telling her viewers how much she appreciates us, which she's been doing more and more.
>>28056867>numberfags milestone>holy numberfagging god>numbers playing /hlgg/
>>28056840Because she is?
>>28056837Meds rrat schizo
>>28056788She gets to be a big fish in a small pond like Pikamee.
>>28056788No
>>28056788If Pikamee can be discussed here so can ArtiaAloe didn't get booted off /hlg/ either, iirc
>>28056378I still don't get this. Is Kiara just a menhera?
1,000,000 subs
:) ?
Is it true the kfc girl is an SJW? Is she gonna start pushing that stuff into the streams you guys think. Its really gonna suck if Hololive stream start being about sjw shit. This was one of my worries when the EN branch started up.
SHE'S FUCKING SEETHING
>>28056407nicenicenicenice
So is this how it's gonna be? Gura will never acknowledge her sub count/explosive growth, huh? Must be a weird position to be in, being happy that you did so well in your job, but you can never celebrate it with anyone
>>28056837Nah, I'm seeing a pattern here. You can bet your sweet ass self-conscious chicken is noticing it too.
>>28056286I'd finally start paying for it.
>>28056902Ochame Kinou, soon!
>>28056750Send me your paypal, I'll donate for a nice length of rope for you.
This stream is dying quickly.
>>28056902>not even 50kholoEN was a mistake after all...
>MINEson>minewow kinda possesive there Gura
>>28056407Looks like a guilty gear character
>>28056867>ignore boomer talkthats kinda cringe lil bro
>Mori is going to sleep with GuraKIARA!!!
>>28056788We can only hope Meidos enforce it. Chinks and chink sympathizers don't belong in Hololive.
>sleeping in Ina's house again
when is coco back?
>>28056928The perfect /hlgg/ summary
>>28056629*wheeze* D-DU YU... *COUGH*
>>28056939how can something so tiny be so POWERFUL
>>28056696I feel bad for artia, if only she was born somewhere else. Im still gonna support her
>mori almost breaks down live on stream at reaching 500k subs>gura doesn't even bat an eye at getting 1milExplain sharkfags, why is Gura so ungrateful?
Wow they sure got good at Minecraft
>>28056918>humourShe literally admitted to her fetish dream being cutton off parts on a guy..
>>28056837Meds, take your schizo ogey
Sleepy reapy
>sharkbeats
>>28056939>26kHow the fuck is she not slowing down?
>>28056867>Im Gura
>>28056890what a cute girl! does she love sex?
Amelia MINEtson
>>28056836great, im looking forward to that.
>>28056443Nothing will top The Void: EN edition
they should probably just stop adding more jp branch after this
>>28056527You literally can't beat the Watson when it comes to collab partner. Gura constantly talks about Ame even in solo streams. She loves the girl.
>>28056636They ended to avoid overlapping the start of Pekora's celebration.
>>28056950She might when the other two hit 1M
>>28056514if I had the autism I'd comb the vod for moans and lewd phrases just to spite you
>>28056867I KNEEL
>>28056840>Hololive viewers>Not retarded kids
>>28056988She's used to success.
>>28056939Oh the dog passed the fox
>>28056988>tenor.pngFuck off falseflagger
>>28056988Same reason she's barely celebrated her other milestones
>>28056536>>28056274Is that /v/ poster serious about dropping Doom Eternal for a 3 second in game joke?
haha imagine only being able to last seven minutes. that would suck guys right.
>brings up speedrunning>who brought it into the limelight recently?I WAS RIGHT LADS, SHE WATCHES THE HOBO
Mori sounds so plastic that she'd fit in with Korean porn stars.
>>28057027kek
Not gonna lie, passive aggressive Watson is kinda hot
>>28056788Artia will be allowed since Artia can only be ArtiaI love Artia.
>>28056274>korone posts 4chan screencap
>>28056988Orrrr mori is a Jew and gura is better at controlling her autism
>>28056462I've been trying to be a chumbud for the last 2 weeks but youtube keeps saying my account can't be one. Something about not being a partnered account?
>>28056980Around 3 days ago.
>>28056919Thanks
>>28056988She doesn’t want it
I find it Ironic how the people that complain about Gura somehow forget that the only reason Korone and Fubuki are almost at 1m is the same reason why Gura is at 1m.
>isn't that a meme?
>dw im in the netherDUMB WHORE I'M IN THE NETHER?!
>>28056988>Trying to tribalism my two favoritesOgey
>>28057027>>28057027Heh
>>28057027i dont get it
>>28057037Of course they are, /v/ is basically /pol/ 2.0 now.
>>28057038>seven minutesTry seven seconds
parry the numberfags000,000
>>28056921Maybe its their diets
>>28057008Why're you doxxing when they're cute?
>>28056629Seems it's going as well as it can.
Parry this you filthy casual
>>28056867>acknowledge awkward schizos
>>28057027草
>>28056948
>>28057027based ngl
>>28056274she killed thousands..
>>28056944I don't care if this is a genuine question or a false flagger. This concern is stupid. Go back to hlg if the possibility worries you so much.
>>28056878It was kinda great at the start but idk, I think it was kinda muted as time goes by. Probably because Mori needs sleep. Still loved the collab though.
Why do nips never call Gura by her name?
>>28056436Because retards like you pretending to be clueless go there to shitpost using EN talent as their veil.
>>28056944Yes, she enslaved all the white men on the Hololive Minecraft server and they're all human cattle in her chicken bunker, notice how you don't see any when the girls play
>>28056629Will Cover hand over the rights to their character if they become independent? It would be a bit weird if Artia had to change models.
>>28057037They've dropped more for less.
>>28056858Isn't Pika Honorary EN though?
>>28056629>>28056696>indiedo they keep the characters?
>>28056867>nooo railway niggerAme, calm down.
>>28056629Civia can stay, right? She's on yt, right?!
>>28056788Literally the only holo to deserve this, she liked the coco suspension tweetAbayo chink! Hope Civia never collabs with you again
>>28057027Kusa
>>28056988>Gura proceeds to pass all of her senpais in subs in less than a monthI imagine it'd just be seen as disrespectful
>>28056950She doesn't want to be the center of attention. If you don't think the girls celebrate together off stream you need to grab meds.
>>28057048Watson is always hot.
>>28056988Breaks down? I don't remember that happening.
>>28056867>damn hololive reached long stuff
>>28056939Powergap going to make things awkward.
>>28057072Maybe because it's like 1am in Japan on a work night?
railway: destroyedpanic room: on firewatson: seething
>>28056510Do anyone know the bust size because i want to know for some fucking reason
>>28057110no, you can get banned if you post her
>>28056944If you've watched her streams so far and can't tell without being told then no
>>28057073you probably could discuss video games on /pol/ more than on /v/
>>28057037They see vtubers as MLP 2.0 so yes
>>28056629HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28056998The power of cunny
>>28057008Roberu is cute
>>28056696>>28056983Artia is gonna be the best placed of the CN's. She gets to keep her profitable account without having to give anything to Cover.
>>28057018>I do the oldest trick in the book 3 times in a row using the exact same string>you reward me with pornsounds like a good deal to me
>>28057072>Korone is reading about Gura on her laptop.>Closes laptop and goes to sleep
>>28056443Gurame was peak comfy and chaos. It also produced a fuck ton of clips on youtube.
After what happened today I'm officially a chumBVLL
>>28057039The fuck are we supposed to do with this information, then? ZULUL I guess?
>>28056988Gura fucking hates how much success she's seeing.
>>28056988She is gonna hit the next milestone in a couple of days anyway.
>>28056788Pikamee still gets posted so probably not
How long until Mori actually falls asleep on stream?
>>28056948>>28057089STAY AWAY FROM MY RAILS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>the people relentlessly spamming yesterday about twitch were doing it because Artia is about to become off-topicdidn't see that coming
>>28056998why would she slow downshes entering and creating a new marketwe're going to be at 2M sooner than anyone in these threads expects
Shark brain...
>>28056527As a Deadbeat, I can safely say Gurame is still the best pairing.
>upgrading the rail systemAme...
>>28057081Most likely
>>28056629Coco killing holochina is probably the best thing that happened in quite a while
>>28056867>numberfagging always numbers
>>28057027Based, woke up just to celebrate
>>28056988Gura will have known for two or three weeks now she's going to hit 1 million before the end of the year.
>>28057048>take your pants off, right now>but I'm in the mid->I said now, what's your problem? >Oh ok wait let me jus->If I want sex right now, I will get sex right now
>>28056881Yes>>28056901>>28056906>>28056907>>28056926I think this why I can't get into her. Feels almost patronizing. Cringeness doesn't help.
>>28056988Gura probably unironically feels bad about mogging the entirety of Hololive because of dumb fucking memes like 'a'Then again she brought this on herself.
gura... your redstone reps
>>28056629Good Riddance, if only they could pull the plug on the other pointless branches
>>28056858>art*misyou could've chosen someone who actually did more than 0 stream
>>28056939why noi one told me pekora got to 800k
>>28056988Cause she's not trying to jew for super chats.
>>28056950I don't think she's super happy about it. She's probably glad people like her, but doesn't want the pressure of being on top and feels like she doesn't deserve it because it's only been a month.
>>28056352Honestly this is the best outcome, and I'm surprised Cover made a good decision for once. Being slapped in the face with ENbucks probably made them take a step back and think properly.
>>28056510What do you mean by they?
>Mori is confronting her school bullies with minecraft substitutes
Gura........
>>28056902AO-chan onegai
>>28057179I'm convinced she at least dozed during the first big MC collab
Did Korone have the shortest ever run of being #1?
>>28056935No idea what the original intent behind it was either. Still an interesting picture regardless.
I watch JP because I find them more entertaining but congrats to Gura. EN are all good girls.
>>28057174we just know she is even more based than previously thought possible
>gura in charge of redstone engineering
I thought you guys were meming but Gura is definitely purposely trying to stare at Mori's tits when she's not talking
>>28056294 Wasn't there a famous PIC floating around I swear I never found it
>>280571862M by Valentine's I'd estimate.
>>28057122Mori antis are creating new narratives now that she's hit another milestone.
>>28057111Yes if models count as characters
>>28057169>laptopdamn i thought the guy was sleeping and that was his bed
Ready for your shot?
>>28057186Yup, at this point I'm expectug PewDiePie numbers.
>>28057211>if only they could pull the plug on the other pointless branchesSuch as?
>>28057205>Ame in your lap as she quietly fumes and fixes the rails
>>28057245sooner
>>28057179anonchama your archive reps
>>28056988One doesn't believe she's become so popular. The other has merely just restored her previous numbers. The difference in mentality is actually justified.
>>28057215She had a karaoke stream for it this morning?
>>28056629>>28056696I DONT WANT TO BELEEB IT THIS TIMEI DONT
>>28056988Everyone copes differently. For example, you stop taking your meds and seethe to cope!
>>28057234Thanks friend.
>>28057195>killing holochinait's bound to happened eventually, having business in china is a double edged sword
>>28056634It's pretty obvious even Gura is over the whole "a" shit.
>>28056939I wonder where her huge fanbase came from? Do people just really like small sharks?
>>28057154If she goes indie or joins another company, she can totally still collab though
>>28056277i bet it smells of fish and heaven
ARE YOU FRUSTRATED
>>28056837rrat take your ogey, meds
>>28056629>EN reaching 1mil first>CN is gonna shut downshould we be happy or sad? seems like cover is gonna go all in on EN now
>>28057240She's been doing it all stream
I love this. Ame and Ina built it, Gura and Mori stumbled into blowing it all up.
>>28056536Holos shall dominate the world.Hololive is justice.Fucking kneel already
>>28057234Thanks fren
>>28057250Oh my
Wtf Mori lol?
>>28057215nigger her celebration stream was literally up for hours today
Are you frustrated?
>>28057179My boy is still kicking. She takes all of her jobs seriously.
>are you frustratedgive me more MESUGAKI ENERGY
>>28057206It's called "moe".
>>28056939looks like the quick brown dog jumped over the lazy fox
>>28056944Neither Yagoo, nor Coco will ever allow politics on stream. You're fine.
>>28057250Cute
>>28056944Yes, she is also the anti-Christ as prophetized by the revered Saint Samuelo Hydeas, leading theologist in demonology research.
>>28057234thanks based friend.JP girls are sugoi as well.
>>28057283Sexually
gura exploding is a positive, cunny will become mainstream
>>28057250that was fast
>>28057279>she can totally still collab thoughdoubt her chink audience would want that
This is a bad idea.
>>28056512>he isnt a neetngmi
You can still post Aloe so you will still be able to post Civia and Artia
>>28056242Just woke up bros, how much did i miss
>>28056696>win some esports shit>be promised an entirely new l2d costume for doing so>bimbo reddit dragon and your own perpetually asspained government blows it all up in your faceI wonder if she'll still get that if she's a solo tuber.
>>280572591-2 minute catnaps don't count
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1319304285742481410what did polka mean by this?
>>28057154Imagine coco fucking FLEXING and collabing with indie Artia
I will protect Gura on the astral plane from psychic attacks
Mori...
MORIRIN...
REPLACE THOSE COBBLESTONE WITH THE NETHERRACK AAAAAAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>28057037You underestimate just how much this stuff triggers them
MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
MORI.....
>>28056837>Ina gets tilted because she's losing>tells Kiara off stream she's getting tilted>"alright lets end stream now and play a different game next time"Sociopathic schizoids projecting their mental issues onto anime streamers online has got to be my least favorite holomeme. Kiara and Mori meet up offline pretty frequently and Mori has an actual job she has to take care of.Normal people are not this fucking petty or autistic and can actually talk their issues with eachother.
>>28056629So is all this related to the Taiwan thing or because Cover realizing HoloEN is superior?
SO BAD
won't it just despawn?
>>28057277Covid pandemic is depressing times. Her character is very upbeat, cutesy happy etc.
>>28057250These generals are blessed with drawfriends.
Saw that coming
>>28057250Would you let her stick that needle right in your dick if she promised to kiss it better afterwards?
>>28057250I want this adorable cringe reaper to euthanize me while holding my hand.
>>28057277She's often recommended by the youtube algorithm. It's literally people who've never heard of vtubers.
>>28057339this >>28056939
>>28056629>Chink attack other branches to force Covers fire Coco and Haachama>Realize its all futile efforts>Attack their native Holo instead>Covers pulling outThese fucking retarded chinks I swear. Atleast the girls will get to keep their avatars, but Covers can no longer backing them up.Have to say Covers is doing a good job this time around.
>Ame doing random shit in the background
They got a slave!
>>28057027wwww
Watson angrily fixing the rails kinda scares me bros...
>>28056352>>28057219Cover finally mans up and decided they don't need to pander to bugmen anymore I'm so happy for them. also Coco had to do it, or the bugmen will force haachama to graduate. Yagoo rolled a UR with both Coco and Gura
>>28057295I can’t kneel any harder my knees have already been ejected from my body
You know how you can kind of hear Amelia's whine when you really think about it?>My traaaack!>My mooooon!>Whaaaat, howww?!Imagine slapping her ass and getting to hear that same level of whininess, except with added lewd moans.
>>28057346my clown wife trying to learn EN memes before the among us? collab
>gura locking mori with a rape pig while ame desperately tries to clean up after their mess nearbywell okay
>>28056629Cover is scratching their head. How can a country with a population of 1 billion people not get their Holo representatives higher sub counts?Meanwhile the Chad Americans with 300 million are boosting the sub count to the moon?
>NAMETAG ISNT NAMED
>>28056512Been working from home for a few weeks around debut, now in the same boat as you.
Meanwhile, Ame is going autistic in the background. This stream is art.
What if Hololive CN going "indie" is a ruse to appeal the CCP and that they still have sercret ties to Cover. Is this possible or do I need to take my meds?
>>28057391She used the rails as an excuse to log in and play
>>28057234Based friendposter
>>28057369Not with a nametag, apparently
The nether BGM is so fucking good
>>28057361YOURE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER
>>28057339Artia's hololife died/hlg/ wishes they were deadShark still reigns supreme
YOU.JUST.FUCKING.KNOW.
>>28057346She just wants her ship to sail, goddammit. Unfortunately the damage to it too great
>>28057361kek
>>28057369It will despawn unless they use a name tag on it
>>28057364Combination of the 2
>>28056274The guy screensaving didn't really think that Doog would share his entire tweet
just arrivedwhy are they putting a guy in golden attire into a prison? doing some kinky shit for chat?
WATSON SEETHING
>>28056944Pretty sure the Yag doesn't want them talking politics ever.
>he won't stay forever Ame, don't tell these dorktards...
>>28057215BOOBA peko
>>28057277She's actually entertaining to watch and you don't need to know anything about Holo live to enjoy it.
>>28057288It's even better when she leans right into the tiddies.
>>28057377tempting but no
>>28057382And because she 1M people will see her without being sub to her or watching Vtuber videos
>>28057346>Gura>Fubuki>now Polkamore Holo himejoshi
>>28057425>not G-G-GENUINE
There are some serious racial undertones going on in this stream right now.From them catching a slave and renaming him, to Mori saying they all look the same and how they steal
>>28057154This makes me really sad.
>>28057369Not with a nametag but the retards don't realize they have to assign the name on the nametag with an anvil first
>are you frustrated?>tfw I'm just laughing at her incompetence your filthy tricks don't work on me you brat
>Gura is gonna make DSP
name him Phil? a pig? like DSP phil?
Watson carrying the stream
>>28056790Even Gura knows that she did not do anything to gain it and there is no reason to celebrate.
>>28057402I love the sound of her whine.In fact I love pretty much any sound she makes. Her voice is liquid sex.
>>28057441he's their sex slave
>>28057364Its probably just too much trouble to do business with china and its audience.
Ame dropping the hard truths
>>28056629I'm out of the loop, why is this happening? Do we even know definitely? And is this an actual announcement by cover or stupid discord rumors?
>>28057354Cobble is stronger against explosions.
what does rrat means ?i know pekora said rrat but what does it means ?
gura ran right by where kiara fell into the lava and made me worried for a sec
>>28057254Homostars and ID
>>28056510>>28056677>>28056822>>28056899What's this about?
>>28057441You can give gold bars to those guys and they give you random items back.Trapping the pig for a gold bar gacha
>>28057354But why?
>>28057409Because it's not just fucking americans you moron. It's the entire fucking world that's not chinkland
>>28057234Based Friend
i really don't wanna believe the narrative that calli doesn't really wanna do this and is just furthering her career. someone convince me its not true
>>28057441loli love pig
>>28057307https://streamable.com/jnz7k1
>>28057346Things aren't like they were supposed to, as an agent of chaos she has to do something to upset the narrative.
>>28057234danke shon friend
>>28057234I hope this event bring increased success to all the girls, friend.
>>28057417Take your meds, chinks would flip their shit if they find out
Amelia what the fuck
KEKWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH WATSON
>>28057403
>>28057286>CN is gonna shut downit's all bugmen's fault though, pulled off stupid shit and here's the result
>Ame getting gangraped by pigs
>>28057361PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>28057346>https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1319304285742481410POLKA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LUSTING AFTER AMELIAIf Polka stopped, does any JP like Ame...?
>>28057163Can freely leech of Sodapoppin now too.
>>28057458I'll never forget the Amelia swastika
>>28057326
>>28057151That's literally been said about everything since MLP debuted, so don't think that statement holds any weight, even over there.
>>28057389>Chinese do something fucking retarded where the consequences assfuck them twice as hardIt's literally the Smash Sparrows Campaign but for Hololive. Time is a flat circle.
>>28057409HoloEN audience is not just burgers. Its anywhere that can speak english.
Amelia's not in your call Mori you dork.
Ame is getting Crisis Core'd
>>28057458Sounds pretty based to me
>>28057473Anybody got that Vocaroo? Literally the only time audio stuff did something for me.
Is Phil a bro?
>>28057409>English = AmericaEvery single time
>>28057417>>28057518I mean just saying not only they keep their model but most likely everything else from Hololive but without the brand
>>28057504It's possible that she both wants to further her career and enjoys doing this.
I like when Calli says pussy.
T_T
>>28057486it means
>>28057473how can a voice be liquid, it's audible sex you moron
>my name being used for a piglinI like it
>>28057154NOPE commie.
>>28056953She'll always have support at least. >>28057286I mean it's sad that the talent has to disband, but it's for the best after how the Haato/Coco situation went down. Why deal with such a volatile country that doesn't even pay that much?
>>28056629/hlg/ should be kissing our asses. Due to ENs success you're not gonna have chinese nigger moments anymore.
Who had the bigger achievement?
>>28056629That's the best solution and Cover for once did something good in realizing the problem and proposing something that benefits the company and the individuals. It's sad that HoloCN is dead but there is no way things can go on as they have with trying to coexist in two separate markets. Release the branch from their contract and any risks, let them go on however they wish, free up the other branches from the insanity that comes with dealing with China.
>>28056944No, just an airhead.
>>28056837Kiara is really great when she is either alone or with a JP. Not so great with other ENs. I'd love her to finally drop Takamori cringe ship and focus on what's good about her.
>>28057545She's clearly listening to the stream
>>28056512I caught a few minutes of her collab this morning and she was at like 994k. Then I had 90 minutes of work meetings and when I checked my phone again there was a Twitter push notification from Kiara congratulating Gura on the million.I'm kind of upset that I first learned about it from Kiara. I had wanted to be make an occasion out of it, like F5ing the page while listening to Gura's ``Sorairo Days''.
>>28056352Yes
>amelia is getting attacked should I help her?>ehhhh...
Shadow Gura no!
>>28056939This anticlimatic milestone is what numberfags deserved.
>>28057477I like this narrative.
>>28057536Kiara likes Ame and she's honorary JP. Does that count?
They should name their pig slave thing after the biggest paypig in chat. I mean it even has gold armour. Symbolism
>>28057039She follows xqc on twitch though.The real minecraft speedrunner.
>>28057570go away DSP
>>28056274holy based
>>28057363A bunch of people who lack any real social skills like to project their insecurities on other people.
>>28057536JOP filter detective, ameria wat-soon
>>28057563>Ame fighting the hordes of hellconfirmed doom eternal play through
>>28057286I feel bad for the CN talents but the bugmen brought this on themselves.
>>28057570DSP? That you?
>>28057409>en = americaDo yu rly
>>28057584Amelia had a fence protecting her
>>28057565RRAT
>>28057568To bait you into replyingHer voice is solid sex
Ame should just join the damned call rather than text chatting at this point.Mostly so I can hear her barely contained butthurt train rage.
>>28057504It's obvious she's doing it for the music, she's never even tried to hide it, didn't even know about hololive before her audition. I still kind of hate her for the constant SC baiting, but at least she's honest about her goals.
>>28057326man that neck wound really did a number on him
>>28057409The English speaking world is more than the US. Even setting aside other countries that speak English, I'm fairly sure it's the most common second language pretty much everywhere.
>>28057585Wanna see me get a golden play button?Wanna see me do it again?
I fucking thought Mori said niggers lol
>Mori likes candy cornWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE AT THAT SHIT?
>>28057589Damn dont do Klaius dirty like that.
>>28056696Hi everyone, I'm very sorry to announce this.The collab on 6/9 will be the last stream from me. From 6/10 onwards, streaming will be paused indefinitely. There are many reasons, but I hope to sort all of them out, and return to everyone. Thank you for your support.
>>28057492All I know is that she's a nice indie ASMR artist and hasn't really been updating her stuff very often recently. It would be nice if she was becoming a chuuba.
>snickersisnt she diabetic?
>Please don't leave>Please don't leave>Please don't leaveMori...
>sniggers
>>28057585IE-chama...
Need 1/2 snickers coupon STAT
>she likes candy corn
>>28057504That's part of the dark EN narratives, along with impostor syndrome Gura.
Amelia: Kit KatMori: SnickersIna: ???Gura: ???Kiara: ???
We won
>>28057482Its straight up from Civia stream. All of this happening because Coco said Taiwan on her stream. Thats it, that's literally it. Yeah its fucking bullshit I know.
>Mori is a snickers girlKit kat fags btfo
>>28057575Both are equal
phil pog
phil the gacha pig
Murrica
>>28057575i have been numberfagging for gura since debut, i consistently posted "here's your top x holos, bro" everyday, I made the MGR edits and lyricposting, i fucking love gura and i am so happy for her.but korone blowing /v/ the fuck out is cooler
>>28057575Subs are fairly meaningless in the grand scheme of things. It's a big number, but cross promos is where it's at. Hell, Gura being tweeted by Microsoft is still probably bigger than her 1 mil milestone.
>>28057575Give it a year and you'll see references to the shark pop up
>>28056274Mel poster is actually Mel.
>>28057663Ina likes lemon candies
>>28057620They have to honor the sched
>>28057570He's Phil, Phil, Phil of the future!
>>28056512Because i work on a farm once a week while still living with my mother
>>28057586The numberfagging is only just beginning, anon. We still have 2M, 5M, 10M, etc.
>>28057663gura: old man cum
PEESA SNICKERS
holy fucking based, DSP being a pig slave for the holoEN girls
God i wish i were PHIL
>Phil as in Philthy pigbased
Damn I didn't think they would actaully do it
I feel like Ame and Ina could have accomplished this in 5 minutes
>Gura keeping Mori's stuffNarrativebros?
>>28057605She's gonna play it once Mori is done.
>Mori has more subscribers than Ame
>>28057671Based. Snickers is far superior.
>>28057364Both, West Taiwan is problematic, and they finally realized they can work without it, thanks to HoloEN and all the foreigners that watch HoloJP
Wait what happened to Mori's stuff after she died? Did they all go to Phil?
>>28057663Kiara likes European Chocolate. She's talked about it a lot.
Fuck you schizos I like this collab
CBT with PHIL!
>>28057666no it's happening because the bugmen started harrassing the girls for not falling for the ccp brainwashing
Phil is a lucky guy
>>28057665Sorry wrong picture
>>28057389>things cover does for their talent.txt.zip
>>28057231korone never managed to get #1
>>28056837Real life Hot Springs Episode >Minecraft for 66 minutes
Poru...https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1319302968466755584
Holy hell... Gura's gonna milk the all of Phil's cummies in her cunny!!!
>>28057712As it should be
chumbuds i love her so much
>>28057671>hips protruding from under the dressJesus
>>28057700
>>28057589Would've been hilarious desu. Mori going "whoever gives me the biggest akasupa in the next 30 secs gets to be my piglet slave"
Just tuned in. Who's Phil?
I'm surprised they actually managed to catch one
>>28057666And we know for sure that it's because of Taiwan? That's not speculation? Because if it is I'm gonna accelerate learning to program in assembly so I can nuke those chinese electronics. Bring it all down.
>>28057663Kiara likes Milka or Kinder chocolate.
>>28057620This is minecraft, text chat is funnier sometimes.
>>28057364They probably realized 10% of revenue is not worth the trouble especially with EN potential looking so good.
>>28057286>EN>Constantly supporting and loving hololive (albeit doing it in an obnoxious way)>shit tons of viewers and publicity >CN>constantly trying to burn down the company and getting people fired>the actual CN girls don't make shit for money anywayFeels like cover is just trying to be logical for once to me
Watson...
Do Mori and Gura realize the other girls can't hear when they talk?
>>28057724I'm pretty sure most people are except for like one or two diehard schizos who hate Mori
>>28057758DSP
>>28057665>All the same girlIdungeddit
>>28057716>snickers So that's the reason she has big tiddies.
>>28056436We're their new scapegoat because HoloEN attracted a shitload of cross-boarders who brought their posting habits with them. And they're right, most of you guys are okay but some of you are obnoxious as fuck. Still, in a lot of ways it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black. We're not as different as they'd like to pretend.
>>28057758Do you want us to Phil you in?
>>28057758Their casino slave
PIGGED
>>28057739cute!
>>28057758Me
>>28057640
>>28057575I wonder what future sponsors would HoloEN get
>>28056262 I hope they remember that spot a year from now and we have new faces by then. I saw an group picture of the JP server from a year ago and seeing the Newer group pictures With new members and all the new buildings was actually emotional
>>28057720The only real chocolate
My only regret is that we're missing what seems to be pure sufferingkino with Ame.
>>28056629>Civia will never get her Aqua collab
>>28057286It sucks for the talent, the Chinese behind the scenes crew, and the normal Chinese fans that just want to watch their holos in peace, but I don't really see any way this can continue if the Chinese staff was actually in physical danger because of the spergout.
I can't believe Watson fucking died.
>>28057691And also being a virgin because of being afraid and having hard time not getting mad about stuff when so much going on
>>28057739Inb4 people also complain and call this numberfagging
>>28057234UNITY
>KitkatsGURAME
>>28057671Snickers suck. Snickers ice cream bars are pretty perfect though.
>>28057646She's said she has problem with sweet drinks, and got a little queasy during the snack stream, but apparently she's fine with sugar in general.
Amelia literally about to bring 500 TNT into the nether and end it all
>>28057758The ugly bastard the girls give all their gold to.
>>28057758Phil Spencer, Hololive is being sponosred by Microsoft. Remember to buy another copy of Skyrim.
>>28057758Pheese nuts
>>28057792
>>28057037They literally drop games if there's too many brown people or women, so yes.
>I like kitkatsAMEGURA CONFIRMED
>>28057777Make that three.
>>28057665Suisei is wrong. She's not like that, this is so old
>>28057663Ina likes whatchamacallits, it's obvious.
>>28057758PHIL DEEZ NUTS RETARD
>>28057758The surrogate for /hlgg/. I wish I was him
>Gura keeps GUHing
>>28057154
3 VTUBERS 1 PIG
>>28057758the pig in the cage
>>28057735Yeah remember to take note nerd.
ACK ACK ACK
>>28057671I'm 100% fine with either.
>GURA LIKES KIT KATS>Immediately asks about Amelia afterShe actually thinks about her 24/7
>>28057792INAFF
>>28057734>rbc still undoxxable>xi ji ping aquafucking kek
>>28057504Why believe it? it's retarded. If she didn't want to do it she never would have applied or actually accepted the offer once she made it through the audition.And if you aren't convinced, consider that in the space of a month or so, she's now gone #1 on various global music charts, and will at some point (if she hasn't already) have cashed a 5 figure paycheque that has let her move into a non-shit apartment and will let her quit her stressful teaching job.
>>28057807Imagining it is sometimes better than getting to experience the real thing.
Waachama...
>>28057389>Bugmen fucking themselves overIt's beautiful isn't it?Among my classmates this fiasco have caused more antagonism towards China than years of tradewars ever did. GG Chinks
Ame's getting porked...
>>28057234>666x666Bruh
>>28057119Did she announce when she came?
>Both Ame and Gura are team kit kats.
Does Mori's holo really need to be positioned that much higher than Gura's? I know her character is supposed to be tall and Gura's is really short, but the difference is so large it looks kind of stupid.
>>28056352I was either that or submitting to Winnie the Pooh's bugmen. At least they're letting them keep the characters in case they just wanna go independant, from what I hear.I'm gonna be honest: I have never watched a HoloCN girl mainly because fuck giving the CCP my card info. This is saddening but it doesn't really affect me a lot.
>gura and mori being raped to death by a horde of pigmen
>>28056512I have a dentist appointment so I was able to stay up for the stream, otherwise I'd have another 15 hour day of work tomorrow and I'd need to be asleep hours ago.
Ame is just getting destroyed over and over and over again by this pigsshe's getting HOGGED
Imagine the kit kat foreplay before sex offstream with ame
AMEGURA BOND IS UNBREAKABLE
Amelia must be SEETHING right now
How much is Ame seething right now? Has she broke anything?
>Ame died againImagine the sufferkino we could have gotten
>>28057720Does japan have good chocolate or is it like the american shit?
>>28057865Even in her solo streams she frequently mentions Ame. Clearly crushing on her. It's so cute.
>>28057739>Kari-chanWhomst
>>28057712Music. It's the same reason fubuki has a fuck ton of subs but her live stream numbers are usually poor. They subbed for something unrelated to their streams.
How long would you last during a Mori paizuri while she's making eye contact and teasing you?
>>28057890Looks fine to me
>>28057154F
>>28057847goddamit made me laugh
GURA AND MORI GETTING ASSAULTED BY THICK SMELLY HOGS
>>28057409English is just more common in the internet and everyone in the world except chinks can watch Holos so that makes 1b against 6b and no burgers are not the only ones
>>28057765Sadly that's the case. All because Haato and Coco read the word "Taiwan" from youtube's analytics
Gura is learning fast tho.
>>28057542Except the Chinese antis aren't just ruining it for themselves and most of them probably want Cover to exit CN.There are chinks who don't care about Coco or Haato mentioning Taiwan, at least not to the point of harassing them over it. These people can't voice their opinions even if they were the majority of of fear of being labeled a race traitor and becoming a target themselves.
>>28057890yes, it also helps with the composition of the frame. notice how much of the inventory window gura would be blocking if she were up higher.
>>28057865>When will mori go to sleep so I can squad up with my homegirl?
>>28057504Could you believe the narrative that she wants to further her career and likes streaming
Oh God I wish I was Ame's desk right nowPlease abuse me until I break AmeliaLET ME FEEL YOUR HATRED AND RAGESEETHE HARDER!
>>28057890Gura asked for her face to be at that level.
>>28057906Switch-kun is probably on life support right now.
>>28057915Jap for Calli I assume
>>28056273Isn't P*kimane the biggest vtuber?
>>28057890she was shorter in their first collab stream.
>>28057901>Ame is just getting destroyed over and over and over again by this pigsDoujins when? That one dog set is kinda neat though.
>>28057855>not posting the real one
>>28057796Amelia getting raped by giant virile pig doujin when?template could be https://exhentai.org/g/604559/8555d57b98/
>>28057235>frozen bag>basedN OMEGALUL
>>28057922Forever, big tits are gross and paizuri is just goofy, not arousing.
>>28057867I guess you had your Phil with these puns
>You also wanna test PHIL?God imagine being PHIL...
>>28057154>backstabs Coco
>>28057734What's wrong with his face?
>>28057922id loose before the paizuri starts
>>28057922idk like 6 seconds maybe
>>28056629It's all a ruse! They still have secret ties to cover I am certain
>>28057931Thats my fetish
>>28057915Calliope you dolt
>>28057765Oh it is for sure, no bullshit here.
Ok fags fess up... Who of you is named Phil that's getting tested by the girls?
>>28057890Imagine not being into size difference
Part of me feels that Ame quietly suffering in the background of this duo collab rather than being in call or streaming makes it better.
phil you lucky fuck i wish gura would take me for a test ride
>>28057922probably like 30-45 minutes if she's teasing me with that man voiceame'd probably get me there in a few minutes though
>>28057712Not that surprising her music gives her a huge boost
Hey Watson, you missed a track
Do they get xp if they killed the pigs with tnt?
>>28057915was Mori only ESL plis andastad
They're going to rape Phil...
>ame is slamming her desk and whining right now
>>28057890The difference is that big though. Gura being at mouth-to-nip height is also great
>>28057492she's supposed to be lamy's VA
10 brain cell play by gurashe's starting to believe
I love the random Amelia appearances imagining how hard she is seething
>windows soundsYep, it's a Mori stream.
>is not even in the collab>is the best part of the collab so farcan't stop winning.
>>28057990It absolutely is.
>named a pigman Phil>DSP, an infamous streamer is known as a pig or pigroach>the girls are using this pig for gold gacha>lots of autism went into digging into DSP's habits and turns out he's a massive gacha whale for a WWE mobile game>Gura is a big meme loving shitposter and knows a lot about internet culture and other related topics, based on HER pastwas this all a coincidence?
>>28056459Never listen to retards like this.
>>28057973Jeez, what a smug ass tako
>>28057735>>28057859THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry>Have moderators for the Chat to stop rule breaking>Helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Letting everyone in HoloCN keep their models an otther stuffTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao>Make them dance around to shill instant curry>Not have moderators for the Chat because who need to follow rules>Not helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrested>Killing off HoloCN because it make almost no money and fuck ton of drama
All this for a fucking piglin
Isn't it beautiful?
>>28057154Treerrat is stronger
I can't believe Darksydephil is now part of the HoloEN Minecraft server.
>Just philled up, who's woke?
>Just hit 1m>Mori has brought up thanking superchats like 10 times after stream is over>just hit half of her subsIt's funny since it's 100% on accident but Mori is totally making Gura feel guilty
>>28058004https://files.catbox.moe/goku1p.mp3
>>28057758The enslaved pussyboy
>>28057999Rude!
>>28057999that picture of pepe looking straight ahead is so fucking creey
>>28057890>Complaining about the loli's mouth being at mommy's nipple level
>>28057939You don't need to raise Gura. You could just lower Mori some. Her tits would still be in view too.
>>28057999please, never post again
>gura hates peanuts in candy bars.Gura... my knees... don't make me kneel any harder...
>>28057922At best 4 minutes
>>28057922>release the goo, my dude.
>>28057739Sweet clown
>imagine being Phil and being raped by HoloEN after they finish a MC stream
>>28057235Ame doesn't follow some chubby cheek punk kid.
>wants to breed villagers in captivityGura wtf
>villager breedingGura
>>28057678Microsoft also talked about DSP recently. Bobby from the marketing team being into internet culture doesn't really mean anything.
>>28057207Gura is a natural born and highly experienced meme maker. Everyone on 4chan and tiktok has heard one of her "old songs". It's kind of funny how the first thing that comes out of her mouth became a meme in itself, but it really explains just how natural it is to make something replicatable simple and funny.She could make ANOTHER viral meme any time she wanted to. She's been concealing her powerlevel the entire time and she's still blazing a path to success. Shes LITERALLY the apex meme queen. SHE'S NOT EVEN TRYING. IF SHE TRIED SHE COULD GET TO 2 MILLION IN THE NEXT WEEK BUT SHES HOLDING BACK.BEWARE SAME-SAMA
Fuuuck we're missing out on absolute seethe and rage right now If only she was on discord with themShe keeps getting PIGGED
>open up Moona's stream at random>hear munching and gulpingI guess it really isn't a meme.
>>28058025Do you still have the original version? I like what you do, but at this point it's a bit too bloated for my minimalist tastes desu.
>>28057973He just doesn't want you hogging up the thread with them
Woke up late for the stream, how autistic is Mori today?
I've been thinking about this all morning. I've been numberfagging for Gura for some time now. I'm ecstatic that she's the most subscribed to Hololive. And although she's an incredible talent and her personality along with the benefit of speaking English and thus being able to reach a wider audience than the JP Holos are the primary reasons why she's been able to come this far, the reason why I'm so happy for her is personal, and it's because she's a loli. Its fucking hard to be a lolicon in 2020. Everywhere I look its "that site you like got shut down", "that game you were excited for got censored", "that anime you were watching got cancelled right after the loli episode", "that character you've played in that video game for years got aged up", "that anime director you like says the industry won't let him make the stories he wants to write anymore". And every which way you turn you're met by normalfags applauding the decisions and calling you a creep for being upset by it. Then along comes Gura and overnight becomes the most popular character in a huge globe spanning franchise. Normalfags even tried to cancel her for being "predatorbait" and failed. It's incredible the amount of support she's gotten. And again, for most people, Gura's design doesn't even register. Above all, it is her personality and talent and ability to speak English that has made this possible. But you can't deny that her design is also a large part of her identity, and being able to succeed in this climate, in the current year, with a primarily English speaking audience and everything going against her, makes me think that I'm not alone and that things are going to be okay.
>>28058056unsubbed
>>28057936>>28057986The breadth of my rage literally knows no bounds
>>28057886Dont let me or my snickas see your kitty kat ass on this thread again bitch
>>28058025They never should have gotten involved in China or made a CN branch to begin with. Cutting them off is probably the best thing they've done.
LUCKSHITTER MORI
>>28057890Give Gura a stool model so she can sit on level with the others.
GURALUCK
They named him Phil because he Phils her up. :^)
FOUR ENDER PEARLS HOLY
>mori gets Enderpearls first try
Wtf Cali just luckchads the gacha
>Mori's deeper more natural voice
>I really wish I could just watch Ame and Ame's perspective and gremlin rambling right nowWho else has this feel right now?
>>2805792232 seconds
>Ender pearlsWoah
>>28056341Ina is the nerd kid of the class everyone gets the answers for the homework,
Ina... don't look at Mori's rolls...
Wait they can give you stuff in exchange for gold?t. haven't played nether in NUminecraft yet
>>28058025>Killing off HoloCN because it make almost no money and fuck ton of dramaI feel like this shouldnt be on here because it actually is a smart move from Cover
>>28058086not too bad since she hasn't actually had to build anything really.
>Ender PearlBased luckchad
>>28057671"Based".
BASED PHIL
SSR LUCK
Today is a good day. Gura and Mori keep saying my name.
>Talking about piglin breeding>Mori immediately thinks of the little ones/SS/>/SS//SS/>/SS//SS/>/SS//SS/
>>28057504Why can't it be both?
>name gacha slave after the ceo of xbox phil Spencer XBROS WE FUCKING WON
FUCKING LUCKSHIT REEEEEE
I love Gura's AAAAAAAAAA scream
>ywn be Phil
How good was AmeIna minecraft last night?
>>28058121KEK
Kiara will definitely never collab with Gura now that she's hit 1M. The inferiority complex is too strong.
>>28058025>Not helping them secure apartments where they can stream without getting arrestedWhat the fuck? Did I miss something?
>>28057665Wonder when EN youtubers are gonna leak
>>28058084Nope and at some point i need to post it on pastebin
> Ender pearl dropThe ender dragon speedrun is alive guys
>make literal slavery camp>Hey can we breed them?
That "Oh baby!" from Gura almost made me chum my pants not gonna lie.
Blessed collab
>ywn be phil
>>28058069>>28058070do you know Pekora?
>Mori confirmed a luckchadholy fucking based
>Tfw my name is phil
>leashholy shit my dick
>>28057890yes
>Gura and mori putting a leash and collar on the pigmanMesugaki doujins with Gura sexually dominating pigmen!
>Phil literally a PayPigPottery
Where is 5ch dumpster dive anon when you need him? Nips love shark, I bet they celebrated as well.
>>28057575So who will be 2nd to 1 million?The numberfagging never ends.
>>28057666Coco didn't even say Taiwan. She showed her YouTube compiled analytics. It just happened to have Taiwan listed with the flag of Taiwan next to it. That was enough to get the bugmen in to a froth.
Ina... don't look...
>>28058089based hopebro
INA DON'T LOOK
>>28058116Me. Ame please stream...Actually if we protest hard enough she said she will.
>>28058116This is why no one likes teafag gosliniggers. Just enjoy the fucking top tier stream we currently have.
>>28058089why are pedos like this?
Ahem may I have your attention please.
>>28058169NO
>>28058171same, feels a bit strange
>Mori and Gura will never enslave you, keep you in a cage, and lead you around on a leashWhat the fuck is even the point of being alive?
this has been such a fun stream holy shit
>>28057922Actually 7 seconds. The tits are one thing, but the eyes are the true kicker.
>>28058180But they're paying him...
>>28058159asanagi holoEN doujin when
>two horny heated predators milking Phil for all he's got
>>28057999BASED
I want a doujin of Pigmen assaulting Amelia over and over until she can't go on anymoreYou know what I mean
>Ina gets gravel>Mori gets EnderpearlsHOLYMAMAMONEYMORI
>>28058134You have no ideaShe went on a fucking like 10 minute rant in a members stream how she hates how short people get shamedThis is NOT a meme mori is absurdly /ss/pilled
>>28058150Not yet Anon but from the nose some of them make it only a matter of time
>>28057640I love it.
What are these Ender Pearls used for?
is Phil a pigroach reference
>>28058175beeg ina
>>28057922I would impregnate Mori's breast-pussy within minutes.
>>28056604Why would you ever waste a chance to roast a retarded 4channer? I'm sure she's aware of what she's doing.
>>28057739Cute clown
I like whenever Mori autistically explains her basic thought processes and the other girls are just like "Oh, great!"
>>28058150Pretty sure thats a joke about neighbors calling the police with noise complaints
>>28058220Endgame
THE ENDER PEARLS NO
>>28058071It's likely that Microsoft may just try to partner with Cover to try and get the girls to push Xbox related stuff in Japan, which I don't mind at all if it means we finally get Halo streams
>>28057234Based friend
NOOOO THE ENDER PEARLS LADSSSSS
>MFW I'm phil
mori....
MORIRIN!!!!
>>28058076>BUT SHES HOLDING BACKhaha that's our shark...
FUCKIN LMAO
and it's gone
CALLIE NOO
>>28057504Yes, totally, everything you see on stream is the high-level fakery of a money-minded shrewd businesswoman who moved to Japan to live in a shitty apartment in a slum for two years with no better prospects in sight. Come on man.
>>28058022No.
CALLI NO
>>28058159orc, reverse rape, mindbreak
What a retard
>MORI LOST THE PEARLS
Mori is that friend that rolls all the good characters in one pull and then never actually plays the game..
Should have told Mori what the pearl did ahhhhhhhhh
>Literal paypig
>>28058220Nothing now lol
CLASSIC FUCKING MORITHE ONLY WAY THIS STREAM COULD END
RIP Ender Pearls
There go the enderpearls
MORIRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN..............
>MORI FELL INTO THE SAME HOLE KIARA DID
0 progress
Mori you dork....
Morichama...
10 LUCK0 INT
ALL RECIEVE DESPAIR IN THE END
>>28058144Pretty good, actual progress was made, some of it was predictably undone by Gura and Mori.
Calli you fucking moron.
canti...
Oh my god
HOLY FUCK, MORI
hahahahahahaha, RIP ENDERPEARLSSUFFERINGKINO OF HIGHEST DEGREE
SELF-REAPED>>28058175>Kiara sitting at head-on-shoulder height with Mori>Mori always wearing spikes to deter that
WHAT THE FUCK
And with that death progress was lost.
AAAAND THEYRE GONE
THIS FUCKING DORK
the narratives...onegai
MORI
>>28057342Civia said those projects that is under-going wont get canceled atleast. So l2d for my ice goblin daughter is still there.
I died
>Jumps in the lava with the enderpearls>Dies in the same place as Kiara AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MORI WHAT THE FUCK
That squeal... I fucking came boys!!!
MORI GODDAMNIT
Of course. Thanks Mori.
>sufferkinosufferkino>sufferkinosufferkino>sufferkinosufferkino>sufferkinosufferkino
Reaperchama............
just fuck my shit up
Well, that's life I guess
>>28057234Based and friendpilled
How romantic, Kiara died there
What happened
I TRIED SO HARDAND GOT SO FAAARBUT IN THE EEEEND
Absolute kino of the cringe variety
progress doko?
OH NO NO NO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
PAIN YA BOI
Mori, I...
F
>>28058246
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>Get something good>dies to fucking lavathis is truly the gura experience
>>28058220You need it to craft something to access the end area, literally called The EndYou can also use the item to teleport by throwing it
>>28058116We are missing gremlin ame content...
So artia will be ok right? She was getting like 1.6k views on twitch last night and there are a ton of streamers that get even fewer views but seem to be living off of twitch income comfortably.
>>28057234Based and ultimateunitypilled
>>28058273kino
having to half-ass watch this with the sound off because i am on a work call all day is maddening
Dame da ne...
QUALITY CONTENT
>Cali losing the Ender Pearl Jesus Christ, this stream
>the same hole as KiaraI CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
And people thought this stream wasn't going to be entertaining
>>28058273Even after Watson put up guard blocksHow does that happen
>>28057234Based friendposter.
This HAS TO BE scripted.
>>28058076I get the same impression, she's definitely holding back. A true entertainer.
Is it a coincidence that everytime that music starts playing in the Nether something terrible happens to one of them?
>>28058316IT DOESN"T EVEN MATTTEERRR
>>28058329NANI?!
What level of cringekino is this.
>Kiara loses all her gold there>Mori loses the enderpearls there>same exact placeIs the sever angry at the lack of takamori?
>>28057922Her voice alone would have my hips shaking
>>28058340Same, living in NA is pure suffering sometimes
dame da nedame yodame na no yo
I guess she wasn't that lucky after all...
Meanwhile Watson still working on the rails...
Hope Mori plays Yakuza
They're going to ruin Ame's rails again lol
>>28058356No
NOT THE TRACKS. AME'S GONNA FREAK
Not again
Calli now SLAMMING an entire bottle of wine back to try to drown that out
Easy come.Easy go.
>Make progress>Immediately lose all progress
It starts with...
>>28058351She was mining up without looking where she was walking like a dumbass
how long before gura and calli group up and make a new weeby linkin park?
>>28058128>white line in the cleavageWhat did they mean by this?
Perfect way to end this collab
>>28058361
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED YET?
ENTERAMELIA
>>28058244Its hard to go from tweets to full blown sponsorships. Nissin didn't buy a sponsorship just because of a few tweets by Subaru.Still, hololive, hololens, and Xbox needing a means to market to otaku since the first fucking Xbox. There's an opportunity to be forged if the right people are made aware.
>NEGATIVE PROGRESSNEGATIVE PROGRESS>NEGATIVE PROGRESSNEGATIVE PROGRESS>NEGATIVE PROGRESSNEGATIVE PROGRESS>NEGATIVE PROGRESSNEGATIVE PROGRESS
The Gawr Gura Experience
>Ame still working on the raillmao
God I can't believe that fucking happened
Bai bai la... /hlgg/
Amelia you should secure the rails, being exposed to ghast is terrible security
Amelia...
>>28057912I only remember only getting kitkats there and they were pretty good. Quite varied flavors. Also: no chocolate is as shitty as American chocolate. Hershey's shit is in a tier of it's own. Food poisoning tier of bad.
Is Mori's scythe detachable, like Ina's tentacles? It always sticks out like a sore thumb and it's a full head taller than her.
>>28058387Little highLittle low
>>28057873> If she didn't want to do it she never would have applied She herself said she only applied due to a friend>or actually accepted the offer once she made it through the audition.The paycheck she gets from working from home (either Japan or the US) just for a couple of hours a week probably her teacher salary.
>>28058370she is 100% swearing her fucking ass off
>can't leave these shitters alone in the servers for one sec
Is gawr bringing loli back into fashion?
Will the lava pit be completely sealed off by Ame by the next Minecraft stream?
>>28058336Even if she gets a small drop for people that only use watch for the Hololive branding, she can still keep her avatar, and she still gets the odd saudi prince that donated her for the RTX 3080
Oh they are still streaming, nice, how is the stream going bros, are girls doing good?
Did Mori just make a fucking Oblivion reference
>>28058356Everything is a paid actor even this thread is full of paid actors
>>28058370one two three four five six seven eight
I feel bad for Watson.She actually logged in to fix the fucking rail because these two morons can't just run.
>>28058144Cozy, low energy (not in a bad way), and productive. A good background stream to tune in occasionally.
>>28058394one thing
>YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!Is that a motherfucking TES reference?
>>28057286They can always salvage some of CN by moving the English speakers to EN and Yogiri to JP.As much as you hate it, you know Artia and Civia being part of EN makes more sense.
>casually throws rails at Waachama on her way backI fucking love this, it's pure kino.
>>28058336the CNs might actually be better off outside of hololive.>cover doesn't take cut>less permissions to worry about>dont have to abide by covers rulesless popular maybe but..
>Mori quoting SkyrimFuckin lel this dork
>>28058394ONE THING
>>28058418Civia...
Gura WTF
>>28058399It's a highlight. No lewding or our boy is allowed.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE
mori beat that pig to death with her bare hands
>>28058418farewell unicorn...
STREAM OUTRO THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzcgLdvUKg
>>28057113The expats could probably stay, maybe? Man, this politics shit is fucked up.
>>28058340A pair of head phones. One speaker has work, the other has fun. Perfect harmony
>>28058418I’ll miss her kisses
>Endermen have about a 25% chance to drop ender pearls when killedThat doesn't sound very rare
>>28058336She'll be better off not having to give Cover a cut of her income.
"Go in to my paddock"Does Ame just watch Jurassic Park on loop?
Is Gura going to single handedly lower the age of consent?
>>28058437two idiots make negative progress and riff off of how well they're doing while tard wrangler amelia quietly cleans up their mistakes
>>28058451gura's been making an increasing number of skyrim references over the past week
>>28058399Doing coke off of my bro's tits!
>>28058437They made progress, reversed Amelia's progress, cringed some kino and actually have chemistry.
>>28057234Finally a post using my friend picture that is not shitposting.
>I always get what I deserve in the endM-Morichama...
They will die again 100%
gura select your sword onegai...
st- OW
amelia is going fucking insane listening to these two
>Amelia babysitting and cleaning up after them
Oh hey, guy who said that the Minecraft would end soon after the 1 hour mark, remember to kill yourself, it’s been two hours now.
So when do Twitch Ice girl stream
>>28058429She can flip it in front of her and hold it
>>28058413Negative poggers?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They're doing it on purpose
Gura...
>>28058480Endermen are a bit annoying to find and kill, until you make a farm
>>28058437They've managed to make negative progress
this fucking stream my good god
This fucking stream
>>28058394
GURA HOLY FUCK
>>28058451Not just a TES reference, but from Oblivion, the best TES game.
>>28058089Understand that liking little girls for normal people isnt exactly a lolicon deal. There are people who honestly think shes cute and funny and dont know how to put those two words together. I know several females that like gura just because shes cute and for the clips she puts out.I respect the cunny but you're still a degenerate minority of guras fans
>WATTTTSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO->diesThis fucking stream.
I'm not a minecraft-fagWhat are Ender Pearl's?
>Gura will never beat Sora>Gura will never beat Watame>Gura will never beat Suisei>Gura will never beat Miko>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Noel>Gura will never beat Rushia>Gura will never beat Matsuri>Gura will never get above 600k>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA>Gura will never beat Senchou>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon>Gura will never get above 700k>Gura will never beat Aqua>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never get above 800k>Gura will never get above 900k>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never beat HERself>Gura will never beat Kaguya Luna>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPION(YOU ARE HERE)>Gura will never beat Kizuna AIGawr Gura, Hololive's Champion. 10:22 22/10/2020
Even off collab Ame is still carrying them
>>28058480Do these girls look like they could take on a single enderman, let alone enough to get a good amount of pearls?
dame da ne...
>>28058364Meant for each other
>>28056483That guy comments in her steam lel
I'm frustrated
Watson is so done with these shitters.
>sticky keys
>>28058429Yeah it's detachable, she can also wear it with the blade near her head. When it's just the staff poking out it is weird.She can pose it during full body shots too but hasn't had much opportunity to do it.
>>28058194Are you frustrated?
>>28058510poggers daddy
>stickykeysGura...............
Shark is being extra bratty today
>Gura uses classic Windows cursorIs Gura a W7 chad?
STICKY KEYS
send help...
>>28058510Noggers?
>stole the expfucking based mori
>>28058418fuck off chink
>>28058454Still at the mercy of bilibili trolls, but that's been there for years and Cover didn't do jack.
>>28058487Ye but that one was by Mori
>>28057776Watson was watching them earlier. They probably just think she still has them open since she usually does that.
>>28058254The 'cringekino' and 'adorkable uwu' shit strikes me as a complete act.
>fighting pigmen for no reason>dying to one
>>28058480Yeah that 1 in 4 and if RNG is on your side all of them will drop one
>>28058532That's not Morrowind, the actual best TES
>>28058529I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
>sticky keys>enabled
>>28058455I was shocked she didn't quote the arrow in the knee joke on the last collab.Thankfully, at least Gura did.
Amelia the mama of EN
>>28058480anon these girls get bullied heavily by the endermen.
>>28058506who is she ? doesn't sound like hololive member.
>watch and learnfamous last words
>>28058538capped
>>28057186But she's shitty at gami...ooooooooh!!!!Cute clumsy loli anime girl with angelic singing, FUCK she's gonna explode in popularity even more.
>>28058336Artia will be more fine than most of the CNs to be honest. She gets a good enough twitch viewership to support herself, whereas some of the others will likely start to die off once they go indie.
>>28058150Apparently Kiara's neighbours didn't like all the screaming she was doing. Which makes sense, she screamed for like 10 seconds when she fell in lava during that one collab.
>>28058532>I don't know you and don't care to know you
This collab proving once again Ame is both the main character and the mother of HoloEN
>>2805853525% drop from endermenyou can throw them somewhere and it teleports youyou can transform them into ender eye and either use it for and ender chest, or use them to find and complete the ender portal which lead you to the End which allow you to defeat the Ender Dragon and get the official "End" to the game
>>28058484but shes 9000 years old..?
Why is Watson not streaming as well?
is there a reason why they didn't build the bunker around the gate?
http://poal.me/1480nzhttp://poal.me/1480nzhttp://poal.me/1480nz
>>28056512I have a job and haven't missed a Mori stream yet.
>>28058535Edgame item, critical to summoning the final boss.t. Never played mc
>>28058418She was legit the most feminine and cute Holo
gremlin ragequit after seeing that sheer level of retardation
Ame literally doing all the work for them
>amelia left without a wordshe mad
>>28058626She didn't plan to, but these two dorks wrecked hours of her work by accident.
>>28058578kek
>Logs in>Fixes railway>Dies several times in the process>Logs outAmelia Watson, everybody.
>Ame keep carry them even offstream
>>28058432>The paycheck she gets from working from home (either Japan or the US) just for a couple of hours a week probably her teacher salary.I'm not entirely sure what this is meant to be, but if you're trying to say it wouldn't be as big as her teacher salary, you are dumb. In a year's time she'll probably have cashed $200k USD after tax.
>We did what we set out to do!So... what did they do?
>Amelia joined just to fix her rails and babysit these twoThis stream man.
Ame came in, fixed her rails, and fucked off. Based.
>>28058627Girls are cuter when they're almost retarded.
>>28058626She's seething too much
>>28058626they share alot of their audience, they schedule around eachother
>>28058614I turn this off on every install.
Is it too late for a collab at this point? Would Cover even allow it anymore?
>>28058626She just wanted to fix her railroad. not be entertaining.
>be on the train>sitting next to cute girl>peek over and see shes watching the gawr gura and mori collab>see rails get destroyed on stream and girl gets visibly angry and starts slamming leg>ask girl if everything is okay>her voice is eerily nostalgicwhat do?
>>28058418Go back to Commie land and never return. Hope they talk about Taiwan on any Twitch channel they try to make to leech western bux.
>>28058612>>28058593Now I have FOUR kids!? Man, Gura was already a handful...
>>28058653Get got a paypig slave
>>28058564hololive PC-98 eroge plz
>>28058418I'll miss her bros
>>28058653Got a sex slave
>>28058653Enslaved a pig
>>28058476despite having a ridiculously complex audio setup, i don't have a way to route it like that. but it's probably for the best because i would just be too distracted.
>>28058653Captured a slave
>>28058653They introduced slavery to the HoloEN server
2 hour stream to build a 4/4 cage and bait a piglin into it
>>28058626She's still sobbing and shaking.
>>28058653Get Phil
kino of the highest order
>>28058418I hope she finds some way to continue...
Ame rage quit lol. She's going to go beat the shit out of Bubba to relieve some stress
>>28057922maybe 5 minutes, maybe 20.
Not Gura for the rest of the day.It hurts a lot.
So what have they achieved throughout the stream?
>>28058648Wait how?
>>28058578Nice.
>>28058669>*hic*
The way Mori says BABYYY is straight-up channeling Cr1tikal, lol.
>>28058653Got a gachapig.
>>28056352Based coco
Having played minecraft every single year since getting the alpha in 2010, I'm not gonna survive another collab like this
>>28058407B-Bakana
>>28058653"we got a slave, yay!"
>>28058653captured a gacha boi
>we got a slave yay
Why doesn't Gura do Superchat readings?
>>28058653They got a little pig slave whore that they can give gold bars to and get good shit out of. Even though Mori lost the ender pearls, it really doesn't even matter.
how is Phil a paypig when they're the ones giving gold to him??????????
Are slave names kosher?
>>28058653I don't know how despawn mechanics work in this game but assuming it keeps name tagged enemies in the game, they do actually have a functioning slot machine now.
>>28058669Ask her what's up, it's only some rails after all
>>28058673But they're the ones paying him...
>>28058627They are dumb.
this is the power of shaaak huh...?
>people STILL numberfagging in Gura's chat
>>28058702Made Amelia seethe.
>>28058614>not a thing in win10Well that's kinda nostalgic now
>>28058653Get Mori addicted to the gacha
>>28058691cute
>>28058666They will not allow her anywhere near Gura, at the very least
>>28057739Wow Polka is so cute.
>killaz>YEAAAAMori & Gura are fucking cute together. More collabs with these two.
>>28058702Slavery
>>28058702a pig and a cage
>>28058669Wake up before you coom
>>28058669>so you wanna wait till we get to your place or just do it here
>>28058025Straight facts
>>28058666She's collabed with Roberu a few times so it's not impossible, but it'll likely take a long time.
>>28058669Do not get in her way if you value your life.
>Gura the expertCalli...
It's cute Gura thinks pearls are worth anything.
>>28058704Ghast chased them to Ame's railroad.
>>28058669>American>TrainNeed a better story anon
>>28058452Chink trolls would double down on the harassment them if they """abandoned""" bilibili to join HoloEN/JP.
>>28058653Captured some thick pigman dick for off-camera fun.
Now that the stream is over Gura cant hide frrom the numbers anymore. Will she acknowledge it or ignore it.Either way she will crumble underr the pressurre and quit
>>28058722because her chat is too fast and most of the people in it are shitspammers
BOOBA RUN
Amelia right now:https://youtu.be/RR03WtNknQ4?t=6
FOUR (4)
>>28058701Guerilla 1M celebration stream, please be ready for it.
>>28058666Who cares bout this hoe
Imagine being called Phil right now
Gura 1m celebration stream today
so next Ina minecraft stream she's just gonna feed all her gold to Phil right
>>28058722immediately BTFO
Can we still post Civia and Artia here
Wait I missed it, when's Gura next stream?
>>28058698>>28058677>>28058671>>28058644>>28058572>>28058479>>28058470>>28058463>>28058418Didn't you hear the news they keeping their models and most likely everything else but with the Hololive brand removed
>>28058722>superchat stream in a few hours Btfo fag
>>28058701You were saying?
Is Gura going to cry...
>>28056629being war casualty is suffering
>Anything you'd like to say Gura>N
holy fuck not even an anouncment for 1 mil fucking xd
>>28058666I want a Pikamee x Mori collab.Pussyboys beware.
>>28058763https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_commuter_rail_systems_by_ridership
>>28058538Beating Kizuna Ai is blasphemy
CN branch are getting a sweetheart deal most other holos would kill for. Get a holo boost, then go indie while keeping their characters and getting the full sc money. How many of the holos would take that deal if it was offered?
oh no bros Mori and Gura are both numberfagging... this can't be...
>Well, well, well. Looks like I carelessly fell into lava again, Phil. I'm going to need 4 more Enderpearls from my good little Paypiggy>Y-Yes Mori-sama
>>28058244The thing is, companies do a lot of different shit on social media to appear more relatable. If you let your imagination run wild just because X tweeted at/about Y then you're just setting yourself up for a dissappointment.
>>28058702this
>>28058770the higher the numbers get, the more she talks to her audience about how much she appreciates us, but it's never because of how many of us there are.
>>28056396Watson disappearing backwards into that hole while fixing the tracks was a great moment.
>>28056788Not if I'm in charge
No Gura don't do it. Think of your senpais
SHUT THE FUCK UP MORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28058734There were EOPs telling Aqua to congratulate Gura
>mori really rubbing in guras numberfagslmaoKEEP THE PRESSURE UP MORI
>gura forced to read superchat because mori brought it up
>>28058797Any beliebing will be met with a deletion
>>28058798in a couple hours
>>28058783CALLED IT
>>28058801Hence... Goodbye, /hlgg/.
>>28058797Always
>Gura blushing
They need to do this again, I was smiling the whole time watching them
Ame's rail adventure would be a background story in a Don Rosa Donald Duck comic.
>>28058807she literally said she'll be doing a superchat stream in a few hours
Like how Gura tries to side step her milestone and Mori brings it right back with her 500k celebration,
>>28057739The clown is cuteI want to RAPE her!
>Mori upgraded her laptop to a killer desktop>Now she's upgrading her living spacesBased
1M BTFO
Honestly, Ender pearls don't mean much until they're ready to fight the dragon, and they're nowhere near that point.
>>28058653Enslaved a paypig
>A whole week deprived of MoriBros......I'm not gonna make it
>>28058669recommend reading atlas shrugged
>tfw gura has boob envyNice
>>28058418https://youtu.be/RHS8tJg0gmU
>>28058832Holy fuck really?
>>28058418Maybe Artia will coerce her to go to twitch.
Wait, didn't Mori move this week? Now it's next week?
>getting a lucky pull is good content but imagine how many clippers we'll get if I "accidentally" lose it seconds later
Thanks for cumming, guys
>>28058830Sex...
>>28058669pay Gura's debt >>28056396
>>28058215Does it happen to be one of the now-public ones?
>>28058787
>>28058835not on gura's schedule, how can i find this information?
>>28058770She is going to do what i do, go to sleep and ignore it
>only 3 streams next weekBeing a deadbeat is suffering...
>>28058830Who would be the best collab partner in HoloEN for Aloe?No it can't be a booty call collab
They have a good duo dynamic now, this is much better than their first stream together
>>28058823source?
Why is this hardass tomboy such a cinnamon roll? Christ my boy my doki doki and my pee pee is very hard.
>>28058578
What, is Mori taking a whole week break?
>>28058838They will still be talked about Anon
>>28058773Big Man Tyrone HolostarsEN when?
>>28056242Sharkchads... I kneel...
>>28058538>Kizuna AIWho?
Rate the collab /10
AHAHAHA
>can't help logging in to help out even when she's not part of the collabamechama... your addiction prevention reps
>Gura bounces off Mori>it's actually really cute and wholesomeI'm happy
>>28058864Best week
>>28058801Sure, but keep that shit in Commieland. I hope they get forced off Twitch by Taiwan talk. No Western money for you if you're a fucking Chinaman.
>>28058780does anyone remember her reason for not finishing Limbo? I swore she told us like two streams ago
>Gura's tower of friendship has a number 4 on it>Calli gets 4 ender pearls Narrativebros...
>Watson joining again just as they stopThe addiction is too strong
>Ame joined the game againJesus
>>28058834She said she'd do one from the start of the stream.
>>28057302>celebration streamWhy is numberfagging like this allowed?
>>28058888Yeah they’re really chill together I liked the stream a lot
>>28058864It's not like she ever fucking streams anything anyways, just endless superchat readings. This was the first game she's played in like a week.
>>28058797?They aren't hololive and this is a hololive thread... or am I missing something?
Do we still not know what the "???" stream is going to be?
So is Amelia the official tard wrangler of EN?
>>28058763NA has trains but my stories are always "some drunk homeless guy brought a whole hubcap and wheel and sat down in front of me drinking hand sanitizer"
>>28058877
>>28058871She keeps moving so they don't get to her
>>28057458It's like Nanking all over again. It's a warning, a message to the bugmen.
>>28058866I dunno man I look at boobs the same way and it's not envy I feel
>>28058653They built the HoloEN PigSlave Sex camp
>>28058787Get to shilling Halo bitches
>>28058871Anon she's moving this weekend
>>28058896She's moving, then finishing "A big job". She's still gunna stream, but not as much
Please someone tell me why Mori keeps saying oisho Im not a weeb
>>28058614It took me so many years until I finally just turned this off.
>>28058907Rails = FixedI honestly feel bad for her. She spent a shit-ton of time on this only for two autists to come up and fuck it up.
>>28058871It's always been this weekend, specifically sunday as of yesterday. do you people even watch her streams?
>>28058823I always imagine the artists drawing stuff like this are cute hikineet girls.
>>28058538Kill God.
>>28058871She gets into the new place in the weekend but the moving company will still have her stuff and she won't get it till like the middle of the week or something.
So thats it huh. No celebration for 1 mil no mention of 1 mil no nothing. So disrespectful to the korone and fubuki who worked hard yet she still beat and then she just rubs it in their faces by not even caring
>Ame logging in at the exact time they left
>>28058853Everything is coming up Mori!
>>28058927Blasphemous, she talked about it in her membership stream. Unless she changed her mind.
>>28058949go back
>Making a high effort shitpost rpg kinda like "Shut up and Jam Gaiden".>Haha wouldn't it be funny if I put someone from hololive in the game?>Don't know which one would be the least offended by this.Please, I know it's dumb but any advice?
>>28056788Doubt it but will see less about the topic with time
>>28058927Special collab with blacked.com
>>28058871I think the move itself is sunday, so there would have been packing this week and unpacking next week.Moving is a complicated process.
>>280589040 progress/1010 broken rails/101 angry Watson/10
That was cute, Mori and Gura are a really good combo.
>>28058871It's this weekend I believe, so she'll have a fair amount of shit to sort out next week probably
>>28058930Damn reaper and shark fukin up me rails
>>28058930always has been
Now that the stream is over, that means comfy times are also over. Enjoy your stay!
>>28058653reverse asanagi doujin
>>28056629>transfer to another companySo it's pretty much given that the option will be there to move to EN for those that want to.Saying that Artia probably sees those Twitch numbers could probably go independent as they're pretty decent compared to most Twitch vtubers on there.
>>28058962ogey
Which timezone does gura live in?
SAVE THE DREAM...
>>28058820This shouldn't be turning me on
>>28058896Shes moving, but hopefully she doesn't get screwed over in terms of internet installation like Kiara did.
>>28058962pretty based desu
i need gura dressed in polka or aloes outfit
>>28058538It's not a competition numberfag
>>28058888Gura improved a lot since the first week of HoloEN and Mori is Mori
did Calli really pressure Gura into doing a SC reading stream
>>28058907was that at the end?amazing if so
>>28058885short term cost for long term gain - better she gets it out of the way now.
>>28058957girls don't draw like that, you can tell when an artist is a girl.
>>28058960We really are watching a jrpg
>>28058578fucking lol
>>28058949>Im not a weebGo back
>>28058103It was a decent idea on paper. China has a massive market compared to Japan, and is much more receptive to anime-style stuff. Plus, wealthy parent companies to partner with. >But they're easily offended For most companies it's a small price to pay for that massive customer base. Even the NBA bows to them because they have more paying customers than the US has people. Needless to say, if western fans hadn't discovered Hololive, and proven that Cover can find success in the west by supporting EN, Cover would abso-fucking-lutely have bowed to China.
>>28058891CACCLIOPE WA KAKKOIIKAKKOII TO KAWAII
>>28058823Wouldn't it be the opposite where the Hypnotized the pig?
>>28058816You can't hit high subs as an indie. The girls will stream for 6 to 12 months then officially retire when they put in all that work with minimal returns
>>28058904Much better than expected/10
>>28058995>Artia and Civia apply for Nijisanji
>>28058896nah, just less streams, she's got to get setup at her new place and also has her freelance project (probably a music video) due for the end of the month.
>>28058763There are trains everywhere, but they're mostly freight trains
>only 3 streams next weekNice, still 3 too many though
>>28058951It was only a matter of time since she and Ina built it on netherrack instead of cobblestone.
>>28059017Yeah, right before Mori cut to her loading screen.
>>28058974Mori would like it if it's an RPG Maker game
Time to watch Moona guys!
>>28058968where?
>>28058913Anon they will give everyone their cut of money from Twitch/Youtube
>>28058984I can't wait for more collabs with them.
>>28058871Nenechi is always one step behind. Gotta keep moving.
>>28058914You can't make this shit up, holy fuck
>great stream ends>schizos and narrativefags already trying to shit up the thread againlike clockwork
>>28057234Hopefully friend gets it soon to
>>28058967No, there's a huge collab planned on the 24th with Gen5 and EN but nobody knows what it is yet
>>28058962Did you watch the stream retard?She said will have another super chat stream in few hours
>>28058737But it is?
>>28056934Pikamee is /jp/. Artia can go to /chink/.
>>28059012Klaius is working on it.
>>28058974Korone will play it live
>Railjanny has joined the server
>>28058992I like the way Usir thinks!
hugging and headpatting gura
I love the Amelia appearances, especially at the end when she logs back in, really shows how addicted she is to minecraft
>>28058927ARK
watch moona and iofi, they are vibing right now
What % of this thread even knows who this is?