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APOLOGIZE. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.
Mori...
You people get mad at everything and it's sad.
the state of gura chat
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJ2QB7KVCE Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvUqcK9VZn8 GuraTheir synergy's really good.
Oh my god, Mori, shut the fuck up
>Sorry I'll just quickly address this MASSIVE akasupa I got
More literally cannot stop getting superchatted
MORI IS SO SHIT
GURA AND CALLI TEE TEE IS OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD.
>BOK BOK BOK BOKher
mori....why are you bragging...did the numbers get to you...
Shut the fuck up about the supas
Calli chill down already with the Superchats
Well they sure improved since their first collab, damn
>Mori and Gura are gonna hit 500k and 1m in the same stream>the same stream where they show they have god tier synergythis collab is ABSOLUTELYB L E S S E DLESSED
>>28053268The suffering from success collab needs no apologies.
>makes /hlgg/ seetheLove my girl
>reading akasupas during collabsOk I hate Mori nowPls gura flex that 1M subs in front of her
>Mori can't stop promoting her mixtaperappers really do be like that sometimes
is she gonna hit 1 mil during this stream
>>28053268>>28052369>>28052408>>28052410>>28052424>>28052495>>28052572>>28052626>>28052607>>28052447>>28052467>>28052485>>28052524>>28052538>>28052605>>28052549>>28052576>>28052581>>28052582>>28052634>>28052701>>28052712>>28052649 (You)>>28052683>>28052700>>28052777>There is Qichuan Qingkong Dracula | Although this is not very good, but I just want to ask, Xixi, when will you change your position?>Civia's first anniversary birthday. Still hope that there is a beginning and an end 31 minutes ago 11 replies
>Gura's chat is literally just numberfaggotry spamJesus christ
>>28053285how does it feel being thoroughly filtered?
Why does the reaper keep numberfagging her supas...
More excited to see this place at 1M desu
They're both idiots so they're both content just randomly wandering around, digging tunnels that lead nowhere and just talk.
Pretty great collab so far but I just wish mori stops responding to superchats. It feels weird and kind of breaks the good flow. But apart from that everything's good.
ignore the chat, appreciate this KINO stream and synergy
Just fucking stop, Mori.
>>28053288>BASED
I hope the people that were shittalking my boy during the mini karaoke are itt right now.
Would be nice if Mori shut up about her donations
>>28053281Poor Mori is being bullied by akasuppas again.
Mori? More like... SHIT
>Their chemistry is actually pretty good but Mori keeps interrupting the flow with her dumb superchats
>chat, just a reminder that we will have a super long stream so I can thank you all for the THOUSANDS of SCBased Mori flexing
Mori shut the FUCK up about the superchats
>Baits superchats again
i seriously wish she'd stop with the bragging, now it feels like she's compensation because Gura is hitting the million viewers, like saying "well... uh.. I GET MORE MONEY, LOOK AT IT COMING RIGHT NOW!"
MORI STOP FISHING FOR SUPERCHATS IN A COLLAB
>>28053281the price you pay for popularity
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>28053288She's lucky Gura is not one that really cares.
>can't stop bringing up superchats, money, subsI know she's not doing it on purpose but Mori....you're not helping the jew rep
>Mori: WOW THANKS FOR THE BIG AKASUPA!>Gura: ..ahaha...
Imagine being one the clowns in Gura's chat that believes 1M was one of her goals.
Sorry bros I keep trying to stop her from numberfagging but I can't get her every time. I'll keep trying!
>>28053288>Mori gets money dumped>Gura gets sub dumpedTheir numbers are simply too strong.
The gap moe is fucking real, holy shit.
Why is my cute reaper wife so socially awkward...
>>28053268GURA AND CALLI ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER
>Mori clearly stating that she can't react properly to supas because she's in a collab and will do everything after iti love Mori
>>28053155They're mindbroken from shitposters spamming about it constantly, so if someone says "thank you for [milestone] subs" or, rightfully thanking someone who gives them 500 fucking dollars, it means they're a moneygrubbing jew who's intentionally trying to use complex psychology to subconsciously influence you into emptying your wallet.
Has any other Holo hit a landmark milestone during a collab before? I get people being annoyed, but it's 500k.
>>28053268I apologize for saying Mori doesn't intentionally bait superchats
>we like a flustered Calli but can you fucking play the gamegura chill
>>28053246she changed topic rapidly every single time Gura hyped her uppeak impostor syndrome actually
>>28053268KARAOKE DUET WHEN
Mori is fucked up in the head...
I can't wait to read >mori reading akasupas during collabthirty more times from the same SEAmonkey in this thread
PUSSY
999k
>>28053317i too watch streamers just to read the underage mexicans typing in chat
Did Mori just call Gura "Jenna" when she was flustered???
999K
>>28053280shut the fuck upShut the fuck UPSHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!I DONT GET MAD YOU STUPID FUCKJNG CUNTSTOP FUCKING SAYINGGOD YOURE JUST LIKE MORI RUINING EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES AND SAYING CRINGE SHIT FUCK OFF
which gura image should I jerk off to first
>>28053322Because she feels bad if she ignores them.Hell she feels bad just for getting them.
>>28053316>Xixi, when will you change your position?What did he mean by this?
>Let's go back the way we came>...This is not the way we cameShark....
>>28053317Holy shit its actually unbearable
>>28053253Anon she just woke up,>tfw someone made her breakfastIt hurts
if someone have the lewd version of this, i will cum so hard, i will die
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>28053391>>28053393
>>28053364They're both powerful. Anyone here complaining about one over the other is fucking biased.
>>28053241They are behind a paywall, if I'm lucky I can find them and post them here.
oh dear
Does anyone else not get chat replay in Gura's 2nd Amnesia stream?Usually this happens if they cut something out of the video afterwards... anyone know?
Gura telling reaper to shut up about money and help her play the game.
>>28053288the vibe I get from Calli is that she got told one time to thank superchats when she was handling it badly to start out with and it stuck. She's weirdly serious about things like that.
>>28053362>It was actually the top of all vtubersKIZUNA RUN.
>>28053316what
Spiderman for HolostarsEN when
>>28053322with how mori is i bet she's worried people would be upset if she ignored 500$ supers.
>>28053350Take your meds.
Someone update the Synergy vibe tier list.
>>28053363Based fuckboy.
>>28053383Then she should stop, she's literally the only one who does it, it's rude as fuck
>>28053396This one is a favorite
>>28053409I do and I milked my penis to it yesterday.
>>28053407>>28053317stop reading YT chats you masochists whats wrong with you
>>28053328I think the key is it's literally two girls cluelesly wandering around together.Funny enough InaXAme MC seemed to work a lot better than AmeXGura.
>>28053396
holy shit you guys have problems
thread died before I could respond>>28052903>>28053028>>28053091>>28053168>>28053241here is the links from the old threadThread also has Ame and Gura>>28035550
>>28053268I always beliebed.
>>28053310I respect the hustle, even if she's already made it
999
>Turn off Gura's chat to get away from the faggotry>Now it's MoriGoddamit give these girls 2m subs each so everyone can shut up
>Mori's chat is a fucking rainbow of donations>Gura gets hardly anything in comparisonChumbuddies...
Is gura really gonna hit 1m this stream? Sucks its a collab no chance for gura to belt out the childhood story
>>28053280Pretty sure they're pretending m8
>>28053332
>This collab
Gura's chat is complete shit holy fuck
>>28053285shes so god damn annoying
>>28053361feh or feg?
>Gura is bullying Calli with kindnessAAAAH MY HEART
>>28053374You've finally seen the light.
>>28053421STANDING HERE I REALIZE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>28053439It literally only bothers schizos in this thread
>>28053440that one is so so fucking good
>>28053172Fine, I take that back, Kiara numberfagging is still worse, this is a close 2nd.
>>28053268>>28053341>>28053368>>28053396Gura belongs to
love gura but hate wigger. want to be there one 1m happen but i dont want to hear the disgusting jews voice while im trying to watch sharkwhy did she do this to us bros
This boy is my wife
>squid and tako are friendsSplatoon taught me otherwise.
>>28053329>>28053340>>28053341>>28053343>>28053344>>28053346>>28053350>>28053353>>28053360>>28053361>>28053379Ogey.
>>28053350Or, alternatively, some dumbass just handed her $500 and she thinks it's appropriate to actually say thank you
>50k views during EU hoursDamn people are really excited to see her reach 1M subs even during these hours.
>>28053421>Almost 5k in 45 minutesWhy is she so fucking scary.
>>28053446blessed anon
>>28053447welcome aboard matey
>>28053303EN needs nerfing, they are too OP
HOLY FUCK MORI SHUT UPYOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT GET THE HINT ALREADY STOP WANKING OFF AKASUPAS EVERY SECONDOh my God I hate her
>>28053310It's hard to unlearn years of a habit
>>28053341This.
>>28053461no she's gotten a few thousand in 45 minutes now but it's going to stall right at 999k
NO GURA DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THE CHATS DURING A COLLAB THINK OF THE TRADITIONS
>>28053409You say it like that isn't already lewd.
>entire chat is numberfagging We can’t have nice things
>>28053383MAYBE SHE SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM THEN
How can gura focus with... y'know...
Gura's not gonna even acknowledge her 1m and some schmucks will go on Cali's chat and spreg out about it, making Cali mention it or something
>>28053478ogeyyyyy
>>28053409(USED WAS INSANE FOR THIS POST)
I can't wait to see /hlg/ seethe
>>28053373Unless you're Korone who doesn't give the slightest shit about numbers and barely acknowledges reaching milestones midstream, Holos will usually do a countdown stream for big milestones. See: Towa and Pekora's 300k and 700k singing streams the past couple of days. So, no, this usually doesn't happen, but HoloEN are new and it's not exactly the most egregious thing in the world.
>You will never hit Mori's chest
>>28053401Don't ask me that what Google said
You can tell these girls are used to shooting the shit/bantering and talking like normal western girls, struggling so hard to keep it family friendly. I'd suck at it tbf.
sometimes i regret coming to these threads, it's literally full of schizos
>>28053440Woah, this one's pretty dangerous
where's the 1 FREE million sub coupon at?
>>28053369"oh sorry there's a HUGE akasupa, I swear i will read them later!" you're reading them right fucking now>she did it again as i was typingffs
>>28053425She seems awkward enough to overcorrect that kind of thing
Kind of odd that more than a month in Mori doesn't know the numberfagging and suparbaiting are sort of taboo during a collab. I know she wasn't super into hololive before and hasn't had time to watch shit recently, but you think someone would have said something to her after rainbow.
>>28053421>right as Mori was numberfagging about her numbersThis is just sad.
1M
>>28053446Thanks, I was missing the Ame ones.
NUMBERFAGS IN CHAT REEEEEE
I wonder if Mori will ever get over her imposter syndrome. It must be so weird to go from a basically unknown young woman in a foreign country living in a shoebox, scraping with multiple jobs to try and follow a dream that was in all likelyhood going to end up in her having to move back home with nothing but memories at some point in the next few years, into having her music go #1 on major music charts and being on track to make $20k+ a month for as long as she keeps doing it.
>>28053456Gura gets members up the ass.
SHUT THE FUCK UP MORI
So do people watch Mori unironically? Because i can't watch more than 5 minute of this without dying of second-hand embarrassment.
>>28053421The time has come
uh oh
>>28053472well, deadbeats lack social awareness so I'm not surprised they can't tell why it's rude
aaand 1M
>Sub and superchat seething is more entertaining than the streamYou guys are great
who is the big sister in this collab? because it's not mori
>1m and 500k in the same stream collabI'm...becoming....a numberfag....tasukete
So we're done, right?
>>28053477all of us
WE WON HLG BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28053529HABBENING
KNEEL.
>>28053477Me.
>>28053529Welp.
>>28053456Children don't have a lot of money.
>>28053507NNOOOOK ITS OKAY WHEN GURA DOES IT
>>28053446>reference photo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHE FUCKING DID IT
>>28053556OMG
>Gura literally ignoring the 1M
>>28053529Big shark
>>28053442I just wanted to see how bad it was and just from that my chat is staying closed
>>28053390this but unironically
>>28053430Fuck knows ask Google
>>28053444AmeSame is for cute and funny adventures. AmeIna is for getting shit done.
>Mori thanking akasupas during a collabIsn't that really fucking rude?
You know I don't really wanna numberfag within Hololive... but it just feels so good that Nijiniggers won't ever achieve these kind of numbers.
Welp, we're here
>>28053539thats 5chins for you anon
>Mori is autistic and feels the need to thank everyone who drops assloads of money on her on the spot>people interpret this as her being a greedy bitch
Gura beat HER
holy fuck sharks chat
>>28053566that's the appeal you WEAKLING
>>28053529IT IS DONE
based HER ignoring 1M
>>28053313>implying Mori wont be happy for her
UNLEASH THE NUMBERFAGS
Gentlemen, she got it.
THE NUMBERS
SHES IGNORING IT OH NO BROS THE STRESS
>>28053575Mori is the mom being shown how to play games by her daughterGura is older irl though
POGGGGGGGGGG LEETTTTTTSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit these supas. This is what numberfags do eh?
>unironicallySHE'S HERE
holy crap the shark hit the big numberthis is a poggers moment!
Congrats gura
Here's where the shitshow begins.It was fun seeing Gura.
>>28053477TUMMY!!!!
>>28053539threads are always full of schizos during collabs and dead hours
>>28053566That's part of the appeal, anon.
>>28053268omfg I can't handle these two
>>28053600Mori numberfagging BTFO
Kneel.
Finally 1M, now we can put this numberfagging behind us
>>28053627she did it bros
>>28053619Basically this. It's clearly annoying that she's doing it, but people reading into this as her 'bragging' are genuinely schizophrenic.
OWARI DA
Oh shit
does the numberfagging stop after 1 million or does it just get even worse?
>>28053627The race...It's over...
>bawk bawk I'm a coward bawk bawkSHOTS FIRED
>>28053456spoke too soon
>>28053600FUCKINGBASED
>>28053642Based gura
>bawk bawk bawk i'm a cowardoh my god this cute dork
>>28053409is already so lewd
based hucow mori
So.. now what?
>>28053529I offer Gura congratulations in the name of the Tentacult
>>28053516>Congratuations on you reaching 500k and Gura reaching 1 million
>>28053456>membershrimp every 2-3 secondsI think she's actually the one winning here and that's a good thing, my boy's homies deserve it just as she does
> 1M
>>28053432chat is mentally ill so they probably would
>>28053619the schizo narratives on mori are really fucking something and the fact that it gets posted so aggressively here despite being demonstrably false makes me think its just another kiara anti tier twitter homo
1 MILLION
>>28053567Coco will surpass her in a few days or a week. Seethe, numberfag.
>>28053619Mori antis are in full force despite this blessed collab.
>>28053642baste
>>28053587fuck youi like it
HOLY SHIT SC JUST FLOODED IN
>>28053401I don't know the validity of this translation, but I sent the the picture to a Chinese friend of mine and it seems Xixi (CN for Civia), is asked when she will go outside
Okay numberfags. I will give you this ONE chance to numberfag. JUST THIS ONCE
>>28053439No one cares, least of all Gura.
Friends...
Milestone?
MORI NUMBERFAGGING FOR GURA'S SAKE
>>28053285>>28053291>>28053297>>28053298>>28053302>>28053313>>28053322>>28053329>>28053334>>28053340>>28053341>>28053344>>28053346>>28053353>>28053361>>28053379>>28053439>>28053468>>28053503>>28053511>>28053543>>28053551>>28053564>>28053566>>28053568https://files.catbox.moe/akufrm.ogg
damn shes so fucking salty that its not her. lmaoget rekt jew nigger, graduation soon
HOOLY FUCK THE SUPERCHATS
>Gura not giving a shit about 1 milBased shark just having fun
>>28053619ironic that autists can't recognize autist behavior
NOW NUMBERFAGS>>>out
ENCHADS WIN AGAIN BABY!STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?STICKY WHEN>STICKY WHEN?
3k? Someone bought those subs for her right? she didnt just get 3k in like 10 minutes right
Indirectly acknowledging it... Good job Gura
>>28053711Released the floodgates
It's happening....the shitstorm..
THEY DID IT TOGETHER
>>28053703HOLY COPE LMAO
>1Mil
>milestone
Holy fuck.
I dont mind any of them reading 500$ akasupas on collabs, especially during big milestones, but it does disrupt the flow. Mori's approach of thanking chat for 2 out of the 3 hours of her stream is bad content but Gura's method of almost never acknowledging chat is also bad.They should get better at interacting with both chat and their co-streamers at the same time. Just watch how the other top streamers do it, maybe ask some of them for pointers.It may also be that some of the girls at holoEN have shitty fucking chats and shitty akasupas. I wouldnt want to interact with Ame's either.
>Mori and Gura came together.
>Ina/Ame collab was comfy and actually accomplishing something>Gura/Mori collab is just them messing around and having funI like how these streams are enjoyable for their own different reaslns
She actually reached 1mil before fubuki
>gura beat HERits over
SHARKCHADS.. I KNEEL
Yeah its a milestone alright
>>28053600Too soon
>>28053619All she needs to do is ignore them during collabs and all would be fine
>>28053730Do this to the numberfags while your at it
>>28053627JPs...don't look
>>28053529>>28053556GURA WASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>28053619I mean, it is kinda annoying to do this in a collab, but she's clearly not trying to brag
>>28053627Fubuki...
TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWNNN
So /hlgg/ how are you celebrating our 1M subs milestone?
>>28053715i was right
they both refused to say the number
GET REKT FAGGOTS SHE FUCKING DID IT
>We shall enslave themM-mori?
>>28053690Ai chan next. Although kinda meaningless since nobody watches her anymore.
>>28053727>as she drowns in red supachatsYeaaaaahhhh anon
>>28053560she'll probably go deeper into it
>Mori's numberfagging and superchatfagging is slowly rubbing off on Gura
>cage some gachikoisNO
>Suddenly all these supas for Gura
>>28053610But Mori has always shown she is bad in holding back her cringe
That's it, 1M, can chumbuds stop numberfagging now? inb4 they will stop until she beat kizuna aigod fucking damn it
gura is going to graduate because of stress from the high expectations screen cap this post
>>28053715Wonder if the meidos are okay with a salman post for this occassion.
handled it tastefully, eat shit and die numberfags
>>28053730based
/hlg/ is malding omegalul
Being Mori's slave...
Ok good job numberfags. You got your thing you yourselves did nothing to achieve. Now fuck off forever.
Happy for my shark
Alright boys I'm done numberfagging
You can tell Gura doesn't want to talk about it, damn she must be stressed about the whole thing
mori antis are cringier than mori ever could be
>>28053731With this, Gura will quickly surpass Kiara and approach Mori in terms of total revenue.
I kneel, Yagoo.
>>28053730>mass replyalso be original, the first time it was done it was funny
That was pretty smooth Mori bringing it up both their milestones without making it awkward
>>28053743no, it happens like this every time she plays minecraf
>>28053755Oh man chicken...
>>28053713Outside probably might be literal or if taken in context, going indie?
Gura seems so ungrateful for 1 mil... She reached it in one month and some of her senpai have been grinding for 4 years and haven't even reached half that
Gura DEFINITELY told Mori>DO NOT SAY "1MILLION" OUT LOUD
>Mori 500k 500k Look at that akasupa>Gura thanks for the milestone we both get itI love my daughter
Will numberfags finally stop after this?
My daughter did it , Im happy
>>28053690We bathe in the afterglow
>>28053730Based
Gura you did it
All this supacha for gura...is that what it's like in mori's chat all the time?
>>280536902mil
she did it
>>28053743It always speeds up towards the end. Unsubbed viewers see people talking about it in the chat and decide to sub.
I wonder how fast Cover's going to get on Gwar Gura Merch to celebrate 1mill
>>28053791Numbers can always go biggerNext step: Kizuna AiAfter that: Pewdiepie
>>28053797What're they doing
>>28053401>>28053430>>28053316>Feels bad to ask this all of a sudden, but I still have to ask this questions, when are you going indie?>First anniversary/Birthday, I still hope for a beginning and ending. (Basically saying she hopes to see this problem through)Gonna repost my translation
>>28053612Iinchou... don't look...
I love my sharkdaughter wife!!!
>>28053765I couldn't reply to that many posts even across several posts.
>>28053482>>28053730>STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY FAVORTIEretarded mass posters
Based collab is destroying tribalist narratives.
HOLOJP BTFO
>>28053755KIARA DONT LOOK
>>28053715There is still Kizuna AI though
BLESSED STREAM
Someone show us Guras revenue at the end of this.
>>28053730"Based" and as the kids say "Redpilled"
>they reached their milestones togetherI'm so fucking proud of these two, I love them both so much
NUMBERCHADS IT'S TIME TO COOOOOOOOOM
KARAOKE CELEBRATION SOON CHUMBUDS
>>28053830Sadly no
>>28053804She has friends to calm her down
>>28053734Actually saving the collab
>All those superchats from all the worldI gotta say Gura really is world wide, uh?
/r/ Commodore Perry pics
>>28053755BUILT for NTR
>>28053674Now it gets esoteric.>Gura will never have a NIKE contract
I hate how Gura can't talk about her 1 Mil accomplishment because the other JP Holo girls will feel jealous of it
>500k for Mori>1M for Gura>Both getting a metric fuckton of money>Both happyYet, /hlgg/ and /hlg/ are the only ones seething.Funny, isn't it?
>>28053734Based humble shark. Recovering from alcoholism did get wonders
gura joi 1mil stream LLETTSSSSS GOOOOOO
>>28053778Good call anon, most of us expected her to level out a bit before 1M but she kept powering upwards
>Mori is such a numberfag she HAS to count the cowslmao
>>28053802thank you for your hard work
>>28053730
Here's to another million. Now please leave my oshi alone
>>28053867Holy unity
>software update lol
>>28053755She just doesn't get a break does she
>>28053755KEK
>>28053674She still has a few titans to slay, this could keep going for a while
>oh wow we both hit milestones together while playing Minecraft that's awesome hey thanks for the superchats we'll read them at the endmeanwhile in /hlgg/>NOOO MY SCHIZO NARRATIVE MORI IS A JEW WHY DID THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR SUBS OY GEVALT THIS ISN'T SEISO MY JOP TRADITIONS THEYRE LITERALLY DESTROYING HOLOLIVE
>>28053825Your meds...
>I'll be useful.>You're always useful.hnnnngggggg
It's already been 50 minutes?
>>28053778Any mathbros or statisticbros already knew. Not hard to predict.
>Mori is artist>artsy Mori>Mori artyHmmmmm.
>>28053844If its the hoodie I'll buy it. I don't care how much it costs.
>>28053867>4 dimes behinduhh... chumbuds?
>>28053789About fucking time.Despite being the most Subbed, she's got a real low SC total comparatively.
Mori is a jew.
>>28053867Jesus
>>28053743She consistently went up by 10k from the start of the stream
Alright, Gura has reached a million subscribers... now what?
GUUURAAAA!!!! TIME FOR 2M NOW! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>28053844One run of 200 keychains please understand small tech company.
>>28053799She still hasn't beaten kizuna though.
>>28053921And they've made no progress!
>>28053804It might actually be better for her that she reaches it during a collab
What is Yagoo thinking right now?
>turn on gura>numberfagging in supachumbuds onegai
Will finally numberfags shut the fuck up now? I love all JP and EN girls. This achievement is great for all the hologirls.
>>28053867>Mori gets 4k without doing anythingThis is so tiring. How does anyone excuse her fucking baiting
>>28053826Yeah lmao, notice how they said "milestone" rather 1 million
>>28053825It's called being humble and feeling like you put in 1% of the work that others have yet got insane success
>>28053830Nope.Kizuna Ai is next.
>>28053860how many (You)s in that pile schizo?
>M-oooooh yeah babeee>Hay there pussyboys!Why does Mori talk like a female Cr1tikal?
big number will never mean as much to me as that thank you speech she gave us yesterday in the members stream. i still tear up thinking about it.
Why numberfag gura sub instead of her SC?
Do these girls ever get proper sleep, jesus.
>Ignores the 1MAbsolutely based, completely untouchable
>>28053867All of them are gonna make it
>>28053892We're both the EN anti thread now
>>28053755I'm ok with this.
EN is too strong... someone post the black ships movie poster...
can someone post the YOU ARE HERE gura greentext?
>>28053936Time for HER to reach 1M.
>>28053730And again, based.
>>28053690kizuna arc. from here numberfag will not as much as before.
>mori single handedly convinced japan yeet is an exclamation
Was it worth it chumbuds
salmancongrats on 1 million subs!
>Boomer reaper defending her use of YEET
holy shit the chatguras fanbase is unironically children
>>28053935Based Ayame poster
>Gura can use Mori to ignore talking about the 1 million milestone
MORI JUST ADMIT YOUR A BOOMER
So what now /hlgg/We are now empy husks of our former selves
>>28053953i have chat closed
chumbuddies....
>>28053829>Gura doesn't care about numbers>Mori can't stop talking about numbersIronic isn't it
>she's still mad about being wrong about Yeet
>Mori etymologyfaggingrumao this reaper
>gura doesn't know what entomology is
CHECK THE ETHIMOLOGY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>boomerIT'S
>>28053850I hope they keep their Hololive shit i mean not like Cover made that much money after all what the point in keeping stuff that not make them money
NO YOU AREN'T YOU BOOMER. ITS ALWAYS MEANT THROW FIRST. HOW OUT OF TOUCH CAN YOU BE?
>>28053936Now the numberfags can shut up
>>28053730"Based."
OKIDOKIBOOMER
THE ETYMOLOGY OF THE WORD YEET
I fucking love this b-word.
>>28053984No. Now she can be forgotten.
adorable boomer
>>28053909It's been a bad week for Kiara's heart.
> okie dokie boomer
>boomer?>eeeyyyeeeahhhh....I love this dynamic.
CHECK THE ETYMOLOGY, KIDDO
>>28053995based
Remember to evacuate the thread after this stream. Shitposters are gonna have a field day with this.
>>28053825>She doesn't make a big deal of it>SHE'S SO UNGRATEFUL>She does make a big deal of it>STOP BRAGGING YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS
Calli outs herself as a boomer.
>stream going great>strong chemistry>both of them hit big milestones>/hlgg/ seethingtoday was a good day
*This is not a drill*GURA CALLED CALLIE A BOOMER*THis is not a ddrill*
>>28053964because SHE watches critikal, shes gifted him almost a hundred subs
At least she reset Gura's chat partially with the yeet spam.
Mori and Gura trying hard to ignore SCs on the insane 1M and 1/2M subs.
SEETHING INCOMING LMAO HLG BTFO
>>28053935Isn't this whore dead? Probably drowned in ojii-san cum lole
I WISHTHAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>"Let's meet at your house later, YEET!"I cannot handle this fucking retarded tomboy
>>28053867MR WORLD WIDE
>>28053825because she hit it one month after starting, it's not like this is the culmination of years of work or somethingshe probably doesn't think she deserves it at all and there's no particular attachment to itespecially after it took her other self years to get to the same point
>>28053846>Pewdiepiei'm ok with numberfags if they destroy him
>>28053964100% bet she's a fan of cr1tikal
YEET.
>>28054010>entomology
>>28053936kizuna ai next
>>28054003Watch the streams
>>28053791If it makes you feel any better Ai will take weeks to months because it's a huge jump.
>>28054046Go back to playing Mario Kart with your daughter
>>28053872UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28054010no one gives a fuck about insects dude
>>28053957Are you really getting salty about people giving her superchats for reaching 500k subs
>>28053902holy based
>>28053981I'm so sick of that.
>>28053936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2PD-dwsIw
>check the etymology of YEETI always believed in you Calli. These retards don't know that slang changes over time.
>>28054018https://dictionary.cambridge.org/de/worterbuch/englisch/yeet>used to show that you think something is funny or exciting:>"I screwed up my test." - "Yeet!"
>>28053964Because she's a fan of him
>>28054046Huke go back to teasing chicken
>>28053754You're not wrong, but you're still a bit of a faggot for being this upset by this.I'm going to install all the games now
LITERALLY A BABY AND HER MOM
5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch5th gen on suicide watch>5th gen on suicide watch
>>28053703ogey doog fucker.
>gura hit one mil during takamori hoursit's bittersweet, deadbraps could never appreciate this moment
I am enjoying this stream immensely, fuck the schizos.
>>28053902Blessed day.
DOXXED HERFELSF LMAOOOOO GURAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEE
>>28053864>>28053864>>28053864>>28053867>HOLOJP BTFOCoco is the highest supachat earner, Gura is in poverty compared to her. And in sheer stream views, Miko shitted on the entire HoloEN with 140k viewers.
>>28054016HER
I am really glad that they quickly moved on from that. Fuck numberfags why cant they just enjoy the stream.
The Lord yeeteth and he yoinketh away
>>28054050but did she say >Okie Dokie Boomer
>>28054058Nah, she just doesn't care about Hololive
>I thought it meant to throw somethingACTUAL boomer x zoomer collab, what a kino
>>28053409>not even on sankakugoddamnit
>>28053986It is lol . Yeet never meant just to throw shit
>>28054079YES
>Guhahaha...guhahaha...guhahaha...guhahaha
>>28053915But the JPs do celebration streams and gura never has.
>>28054003now we watch our chuubas in peace without the numberfags
Gura should just yeet Mori off of her stream because she's so fucking shit
>>28054046Based Huke Papa defending his daughter's friends
So who gets to keep the Golden Button?
>>28054065>Calli>TomboyYou what
>>28053730based as hell
I think Gura not losing her mind over 1M is right, she's in the right here. It'd be in bad taste if she numberfags now, when she's just 2 months old as Holo. Shows humility on her part, and I respect that. Hopefully in the future, she can celebrate her milestones like any normal Holo.
>>28054046It's okay, Papa, the gaijin are retarded.
>>28054081fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>28054042>Huke>Her
>1 mil>no fucks given
>>28053899I thought people in these threads wanted them to play a grand strategy. Mori is your autistic boy very much into graphs and shit.
>>28054065Check the etymology, bro.
Bros.... 1 million.... the crown..... the throne..... I kneel......
>>28053778>Sep 20everyone knew anon, it's hard to do maths
>>28053955>>28053826Do they have to not talk about it for some reason? I'm confused
>Mori doesn't know how to stack itemsMori-sensei needs a MC sensei...
>>28054117but they are enjoying the stream
>>28053825Fuck off faggot. Do a head count of japanese speakers, Japan, then do a head count of the english speaking world, then understand why you're a dumb nigger.
THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR
>>28054128ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>28053995Based
>>28053867U N I T Y
>Gura not giving a single shit about 1M>chat is nothing but spam about it
>>28054107K-Kiara is still behind Botan...
>>28054115>needs a 3D stream tor reach high numbersHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHOLO EN WON HOLO JP LOST
>>28054111>boy ass
mori says the nigger word
>>28053825She was always too powerful. 1 million is nothing to her. HER target was always that chink bitch Kizuna AI. She's going to take down china's greatest online asset.
>>28053936Making HER reach a million.
I can't wait for HIS video about Gura hitting 1 million. I bet he's making it right now.
>Shark at 1 mil>Reaper at 500k>Tako at 400kToday was a good day.
>>28054141These are the kinds of newfags Gura invites
>>28054073Her hitting near one million in two years before is the work she put in up until this point though. It's not like she didn't do anything.
>>28054115damn anon if only one of them ask you.
Blessed day
>>28053755>Cucked from Pekora by Moona>Cucked from Mori by GuraChicken...
>>28054107As long as boton does not do in her parents house
>>28054052snopes debunked this already
>>28054111>haha sharkgura's hands made this word cloud.
>>28053935Post like these are exactly why your oshi is on life support right now
The synergy is godly, wffffffBest EN duo for sure.
>>28053923didn't they do this joke in an earlier stream
>>28054153women will never touch a grand strategy game, EVER.
>>28054111>shitposting milestones>pussyboys happy
>>28054046Huke, please design the gyaru Kiara.Onegai...
based Gura doesn't give a fuck about 1M
>Ggguuh I wanted to cough but a little bit of dd-word came out.>Nooooo guys stop sending red supachats
>>28054141She's my boy.
>>28053961Just because you cant handle opinions doesnt mean you have to be a retarded
AW JEEZ
>>/jp/thread/S28049899#p28050291Hey, I remembered your post. Do you think this stream feels like it's going to end in 5 minutes?
I wonder if gura is going to actually talk about her past at the end of thsi collab like she was starting to do in the last minecraft stream.
>>28054161post your thrones and crowns
>>28054010I know what that is because I played V3.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE COLORIT'S NOT FROM THIS WORLD
Numberfagging aside, I hope the milestone isn't getting to her. I know I'd be stressed as hell if I reached the same levels of popularity as my senpai that have been working towards for the last 2 years in the span of a month.
>>28054111>Literally Numberfagging
>>28054138the even better question is what is gura gonna do with 2 golden play buttons once HER hits 1 mil as well
>>28054174She was probably hoping it wouldn't happen during a stream
Drawfags make a pic of Gura on a throne with everyone she passed on her way to 1M dress as maids around her
Gura is BLIND
>>28054096Mori antis seething like usual. Giving supacha for big milestones is normal.
Let's just talk about streams bros...ignore all the numbershit.
You fucking dumbasses....
>No congratulation from holoJP on chatNARRATIVE?NARRATIVE?NARRATIVE?
0 IQ
Seriously
Black ship poster onegai...
>>28053995BASED
>>28054017They're being generous because it wasn't their fault, they didn't break any rules. They've been fighting off bilibili trolls for years, Civia in particular. There's no good way to save the hololive brand on bilibili without harming these girls. Better to part ways and figure out how to collaborate later down the line, hopefully when that platform dies or revolution is over (whatever one comes first).
>>28054192what about HER?
>>28054192.....
>>28054124It's a regional difference. Kids growing up in parts of californa and texas actually used yeet in school as ordinary slang well before it became an internet word. Anyone else only learned it through the internet.
>gets stuck on the fence LMAO
>>28053915I know, right? How dare she show gratitude? Ew.
>>28054165Gura doesn't want to brag about it.
>>28054061CAUSE' NOW THE GULT IS ALL MINE
Dorks wrecked by a fence
WHY ISN'T GURA ADDRESSING THE NUMBERS?
>>28054102Im not upset but - oh moritori95 thanks for the superchatthey could be doing this one better.
>Can't go over it>Can't go under it>Gotta go through itNoice.
>>28054101I remember at first I liked everyone using the word "simp" because I always thought the insult "simpleton" was funny, but the meaning change ruined it.
these fucking dummiesthey're great
>>28054111>favorite friends talkingblessedjust like my friends in /hlgg/ !!
>Mori digging around Ame's wallFucking lmao
>From now on, "hololive" means holoEN. If you want to talk about holoJP, say "JP"
>>28054100>slang • archaic
>>28054268shes getting there, dont worry
>>28054237based archivechad
>>28054165Gura just doesn't want to make big deal out of it
>>28054115And all it took was to get knocked up by manager-san and a long break. Based Miko.
Let's celebrate Same-chan!
Amazing, they both share a single digit IQ
You guys know every single JP holo numberfags for every milestone and never worries about dumb shit like "deserved"?What's worse, having a numberfagging fanbase + holo, or a numbefagging fanbase?
>>28054256japs seething
FUCKING F-WORDING RETARDS
Anyone catch Ame's comment?
>>28054115>He thinks Cover doesnt take most of the supachat money If they made bank majority of their roommates wouldnt still be doing shitty jobs
>Gura and Mori notice what they will never achieve, progress.
>>28054291HOLY FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED
>>28054111>reaper seeing progress>pussyboys happy
>>28054291Is he Japan?
>>28053825She's been here for a couple of months, dude.Imagine working for years for your subs and this newcomer says "Oh yeah, thanks for the 1 mil, baby! I worked so hard for it"I bet some of the other JP girls spoke to her using broken English and told her to not do it. Maybe a little bullying to put her in place. One of them possibly peed on her too
>>28054111I expect the numberfagging to stop or at least slow down since Gura already reached one million.
MY GIRL HIT 1 MIL
non american, do you find her usage of ebonics annoying? i personally cant stand nigger speech
>>28054008>>28054025>>28054036She so perfect. I must have her.
Ame seething
>>28054191MAN BALZZ ARE SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>28054237Spite anon does it again
>>28054276She doesnt like you number faggots thats why
I like holoen and holojp
>>28053995Based.
>>28054036I'm gonna use this boomer reference,
>>28054124yeet didn't become mainstream until 2014 on vine and thats where it had the meaning of throwing
>>28054228>when I act like a retard that's just my OPINIONIt's my opinion that you should kill yourself, ESL nigger.
>>28054250At least it being a collab makes it easier for her to ignore the chat.
>>28054111Based non-schizo poster
>>28054191i like his avatar >>28054276 she is not numberfag
>>28053804I'm okay with it, gives them a chance to mention it briefly but because Mori's there she doesn't have to actually address it too much.
>>28054298Kek
>mori wants to hurt squidsuhhh narrative?
You guys are going to cause Gura to leave at this rate, it's incredibly disrespectful to numberfags over the senpais that paved the way for your success.
another karaoke stream when?
>MY FENCE!Amelia logs in for five seconds just to fix the wall. Calling it now.
>>28053698Depends on how long the members stick around for. One $500 USD supachat must be worth ~50 memberships, IF they're all top tier.
Not bad at all, Gura. Here, to celebrate the million.
>>28054256>congratulating the biggest black ship as it's sailing inbruh
>>28054237I am monitoring this post
>>28054298japan btfo ahahhaha
>>28054252SHE did say she has bad eyesight
>>28054298Bugmen gonna bug.
>>28054256they are all going to the suicide forest
>>28054299Yes the archaic part proves that it didn't mean throw first
>>28053755
I WILL FAP TO THE SHARK
>>28054272oh, thats sensible
>>28054265>They've been fighting off bilibili trolls for years, Civia in particular.What happened with Civia? Going by her youtube content she's wonderful, how could you hate her?
>>28054315I bet Amelia is going insane watching this collab.
>>28054268
>>28054298Based
>>28054298girthy trolling from 5ch
>>28053953It's the reaper who won't shut up about numbers.
This thread is undeniable proof that all chumfucks are numberfags.
>>28054298oofJPbros you don't have to do thisi know its just one post but cmon
>>28054285I'd always thought it derived from "simpering".
>>28054365HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODLIKE EDIT
>best collab so far is between the ones /hlgg/ claimed would have the worst synergyWhy is /hlgg/ ALWAYS wrong?
>>28054165The current schizo narrative is gura doesn't want to draw attention to her sub count since she usurped everyone so quickly
>Mori doesn't talk during moviesSHE'S JUST LIKE ME
>>28054339Based
>>28054111>imagine moonaOh I'm imagining alright.
>>28054175The one that numberfags the most nonetheless.If this isn't proof that karma exists then I don't know what is.
Gura x Mori is unironically pure kino. The awkwardness of both being autistic boomers is so good.
>>28054298This seems like top bait
>>28054316>>28054315omg omg omg
>>28054298kek
>>28054315Surprise Amelia collab incoming
LOOK AT THESE NOOMBERS FUUCKKKKKK
>>28054387Why doesn't she just crash the party?
What would be the perfect movie for Mori and Gura to watch together on stream?
And just like that, the first 1 million milestone of Hololive came and went with nobody giving a single shit. Based Gura.
>mori hates people talking during movies>gura talks during moviesHoly shit the narratives were true.
>Gura chat is just them spamming>1 million gura 1 million gura say it say it>Gura is just completely ignoring themIt's kinda cathartic seeing her just ignoring the numberfags
congrats on the 1 million gura UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>28054284
>>28054291Japan I kneel
>>28053936Now we go for enough subs to overshadow Ai-chan.
>>28054216Probably in the debut stream.
Just turned on the steam and it's fine, what are you guys bitching about?
>>28054427kek Ame's pain was palpable.
>>28054365>>28054403Context?
This is nice.
Meidos, play the song https://files.catbox.moe/ybthgz.m4a
>that's ok, i'm not gonna member you so never mind
>>28054291based
>>28054315Poor Ame can't handle these two buffoons.
>mafia movies with mori
Godfather with Calli WHEN
mori you have made more than 1k from this stream alone surely you can fucking sub to your friends you greedy jew
>>28054332As a southerner who's lived in the ghettos in Florida, you get used to it.
>ov vey i gotta pay $5 to see guras movies
>mori wants a godfather scarface watch along
>>28054298Probably a chink trying to start shit
Imagine being 5th gen right nowno talentno subs
>Mori wants to watch GodfatherI FUCKING LOVE HER
>>28054365UOOOOOOOOOOOH
salman
>>28054237The book of grudges strikes again
Do Scarfacekino Mori
>>28054450no one took their meds today
>Godfatherholy kino
>>28054365UHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GODFATHER WATCHALONG BOYS
>>28054298>they are kneeling LMAO
>>28054486based
>>28054291Are we japan?
>>28054360Gura's karaokes literally pump lifeblood into my soul.Soon I hope.
>>28054111Based wordcloud poster
>Scarface WatchalongFuckin hell at this rate I'll have to member.
>Mori worried about "approriateness" meanwhile Gura just watched The Thing
>>28054444checkd
You know why this stream works? A lot of the time superchat/numbers aside it honestly feels like they're just shooting the shit in discord whilst playing.
>IM CUMMINBROS
>IM COMING OOH AH OOH
>I'm coming!Sure sounds like it
>>28054472iirc you're not supposed to use your vtuber account for that, it has to be done on their personal which is problem when the YT algorithm keeps outing who you really are
>>28054436I still dont know why they dont do this. Like just "oh hey Ame is online, let me give her a call" and streaming together.Every other streamer does this. Is it Cover policy?
>>28054365C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CCCCUUUNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!! CUNNYCUNNYCUNNYCUNNYCUNNY CUUUNYYY!!! uuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28054466Love this autist
>watching Goodfellas with Morithink about it
>>28054454kentaro miura is a based man
>>28054237take your meds
>>28054466this triggers the gremlin
SHE FUCKING CAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28054420Don't think they are best, but everyone who thought it would be bad is a legitimate retard.It was clear their habbit of throwing themselves into things would mesh well.
>CHICKEN KNEELS
>>28054444based and checkd
>>2805429810/10 b8
>Kiara showed up just to numberfagKlara...
>>28054170GAY BAR
And you people said Mori and Gura wouldn't work
>>28054138oh, another one of these? alright. i'll just toss it over there with the other one.
>Chicken crashed the stream hoping to get some subs
>We should make a theme park.CALLI NO!
>>28054191t. Wooho**ad
>>28054528Ah, so it was Mori all along
>hoo hoo!The noises this girl makes...
>>28054365BASED AS FUCK
ENTER
>Mori rollercoaster noisesNice
>Gura is pushing Mori to finally do a watchalongOk Chumbuds your oshi is pretty based.
>>28054141Are you joking?
>>28054486Based.
Ahhhhhhh fuuuuck I just woke up what did I miss?
>congratulates Gura but not MoriNarrativefags where are you!
I FUCKING HATE THIS BIRD
>>28054516Ina singing Toki wo Koete when?
>Kiara numberfagging in Gura's chatJust when they had moved on. At least they aren't bringing up what she said.
>>28054444Damn
>>28054332Filtered
>Started streaming 58 minutes ago
>>28054581numbers numbers numbers
Congratulations to 1 million loads of cum having been spilled to you
>we're gonna make slavery great againJESAS
Based Mori wants to enslave the natives for her casino
>>28054362>Watson freaking out off stream at these two chunderheads threatening her precious work
>>28054486"based"
>>28054553LIKE THE WHORE SHE IS
>>28054365
Does Mori just pretend to be a retarded sperg or is she actually like that?
>>28054444Based quads
>>28054535The Nijis i watch do this, it's comfy and often funny.
>>28054542No the context for the nude loli and why is she on him
>>28054606Unironically all me
>>28054298It's 1 JOP, b8.
Mori why can't you member your genmates...
>>28054291Dr. Zhang, I'm ______
>reached 1 mil>numberfags still spammingi am going to kill myself
>>28054462is that a... KANI in the bottom right??
>>28054444Nice digits
Is she ignoring the fact that she just hit 1m?
Calli is really excited about this slavery plan.
>>28054586THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH KIARA DOING THIS, HOLY FUCK.Why are you people against Gura being proud of her accomplishment?
>>28054619Yes
God I want to bloody Gura's face as I smash it into the concrete repeatedly.
>>28054562>>28054574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIj3TFlI9o8&
>>28054575Yeah, I was never exactly cold on Gura (I like all the ENs), but this stream has made my opinion of her skyrocket.
>>28054365YES YES YES YES
>>28054332I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be freeHell with the N double A C P
How can shark look so autistic but so cute at the same time?
>>28054619She's just like that apparently
>>28054575Gura seems to be making a big effort to engage with Mori here, it's cute
>>28054619She's just really adorkable
>>28054586Really feel like she's been avoiding Mori lately.
>>28054581She hit the big number, chat and /hlg/ are being autistic.
>>28054373>Japanese>Bugmenanonchama do your racism reps
>>28053825
Imagine watching something gigacringe like Freddy got Fingered with Mori.
>>28054581Wholesome little sister big sister dynamic, milestones, and schizos posting
>>28054268her creepy obsessive rpers throw tons of sc cash at her at least
>look at the little ones theyre so cute>where are your parents
>>28054645yes, pretty based desu
>Mori poking fun at that poor sap's pants when she wears the same thing
>>28054522Exactly.It's a comfy collab for sure.>Filthy Frank references Love these girls.
>>28054628kentaro miura
Bros, I'm happy Gura reached her milestone but I don't feel like celebrating at all. It obviously makes her uncomfortable. Meanwhile, everyone else keeps numberfagging.
>reddit locked submissions because every post was numberfagsKek
>>28054535Might want to keep streams scheduled so people don't get upset about missing sudden ones
Most undeserved million subs I've ever seen. She's boring, she's playing games in a boring way, doing absolutely nothing entertaiment, but uhh, ok, TIL there's more than 1M shittaste people.
>>28054586plsandastand Germans are obesessed with numbers
>>28054535Didn't that already happen with Kiara calling Ame for tech support?
>>28054365This might be your magnum opus
I love how they just shoot the shit with each other
>>28054586I actually feel like she's being pretty considerate with this message. No mention of the actual number but expressing congratulations on a milestone.
>>28054444Hi Mori
>akward silence
>>28054444czeched
>>28054649because she's shown no sign of wanting to make a big deal about subscriber milestones, ever. please leave her alone.
>>28054606Only a million?
how much sleep did gura even get?
>Mori mentions hitting 500k so Gura doesn't feel awkward not knowing whether to ignore all the messages when she hits a millionI got kind of mad when she mentioned akasupas during a collab but this was pretty based.
>>28054444
>>28054332I only don't like when she says "your boy".
>>28053316Yogiri's official sub group dropped hints that basically says she's going independenthttps://t.bilibili.com/448949061689106578?tab=2Rosalyn's official sub group says she'll go independent after around a month, and drops hints that she can keep her modelhttps://t.bilibili.com/448944869802052062?tab=2Spade Echo, on her stream said she'll go independent too, and is able to keep her avatar (This is second hand information to me)Civia says she'll go independent after her first anniversary and birthday, answering a commenthttps://t.bilibili.com/448971408401953280?tab=2Artia, on stream, say's she will go independent.
>>28054619"It's like that"
>>28054636She's not allowed to with her account, Amelia mentioned she had to make an alternate account to member everyone. Mori probably just hasn't done it yet.
>>28054638This is a once in a lifetime event for Gura, did you really think no one would post gz to 1M in the thread during which it happens?Take your medicine.
>>28054466I can almost hear her screaming voice
>>28054619Part of the charm
Holy shit
>>28054298holy bait
This collab is going better than expected
>>28054486Very based
>>28054619100% actually like that
>>28054696It's just a milestone like any otherIt's special because no Holo reached it, but like Gura, don't give a fuck and enjoy the stream.
Hololive is officially a number faghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/jg0xyp/congratulations_to_gura_for_1_million_subscribers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
>acknowledged Kiara>ignored her numberfaggingBased
>uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh don't acknowledge this historic event don't acknowledge your coworker being the most subbed vtuber after Kizuna AI please waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNo.
>>28054365How can Miura be so Based.
>>28054696It's kinda funny how she just seems to refuse acknowledging it at all while her fanbase is probably the numberfaggiest one if seen so far.
See y'all in a month for the 2mil celebration
>>28054697go back
>Mori trying to resist talking about supas She must have /jp/ up open on her second screen.
It's nice to see chumbuds and deadbeats get along even if it's just for this stream. They're my two favourites and seeing all the tribalism between the two lately has made impossible to enjoy these threads.
I only hope that gura reaching this milestone will finally mean gura numberfagging will stop. There's literally nothing to celebrate until 2mil.
>>28054404It's a tradition
>>28054535Probably makes collabs feel less special. Also sets up obligations so anytime a holo shows up in another one's chat they badger her to get on the server.
>>28054675Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.
>>28054723about six hours
>>28053749Holy shit she went from 29 to that in like a day
Gura and Mori are trying hard to pretend SCs does not exist lol.
>>28054581shuuba playing among us
>>28054645She just surpassed all of Hololive in under 2 months, she's stressed as fuck and just wants to play minecraft with her friend instead of talking about this shit
>>28054372Her eyes a glitchy due to her thick glasses.
MORI PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MONEY
>>28054636>>28054738Do mods not get member access?
Just tuned in. Any memeable moments happened yet?
>>28054046based huke exposing /hlg/-hypocrisy
>>28054332It did a bit to begin with but this stream is so comfy I can forgive her sounding like some weird tv caricature of a white teacher trying to sound cool
Very cool Akasupa Mori, tell me again
>>28054619member the toilet incident?
Is "nooo she doesn't want you guys to talk about the milestone" some new level of concern posting?Just like "nooo go to sleep" and "nooo you don't need to stream".
>>28054741>what the FUACK!>MY GAAAAATE
>>28054669They are playing minecraft next week.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1319293383395819520Kiara, your numberfagging...
Fubukiniggers in absolute shambles right now
>>28054619If you have to ask, you might be on the spectrum.
I'll be honest guys, I never excepted this holy synergy between Mori and Gura. Fucking blessed gen.Which collabs we need to see now? Ame/Mori and Ame/Kiara? Gura/Kiara?
>Gura doesn't give a shit about 1m>Friend didn't give a shit about 1m>Cover won't give a shit about her 1mAnd just like that it was a nothing burger
>>28054684I have feeling Mori would be a great mom.
>>28054813Mori wants to enslave the natives for her casino
>>28054734>Yogiri's official sub group dropped hints that basically says she's going independent>Artia, on stream, say's she will go independent.So this mean they both get to keep their avatars then?
>Gura I want to be family friendly since there's kids here>Look hoes I'm standing here in defianceSasuga Calli. This was the real english lesson all along.
>>28054672Meaning it's a chankoro trying to spread division like they have been here.
>>28054738Wait really? Why not?
>>28054738I know, but the others have done it with alt.
>>28054436>>28054535It's probably a rule that collabs need to stay as arranged and not to drag anyone into them because it might be unfair to a holo that wasn't expecting to stream/collab if they suddenly get dragged onto a voice chat and aren't ready and/or have to leave because they've already got something planned.Or that they have their boyfriend in the house and bringing them into a voice chat might cause a yabai moment
>>28054701We hit the six gozilion milestone
>>28054837I FUCKING HATE THIS BIRD
>>28054762Based Chicken
I've been thinking just now, maybe Mori is the right HoloEN to be with during this milestone, she also hit half a million AND is pretty successful on her side of things, so Gura won't feel like she's unintentionally towering over her fellow streamer like she probably would over the other 3, i sure hope it goes like that
>>28054840
MORI PLEASE KEEP TALKING ABOUT MONEY
>>28054850I don't see why not
>>28052934hell yeah brother
>>28054845Korone won't give a shit either, though that was a given. Nobody cares less about numbers than Korone.
>>28054781It won't stop. It might die down a bit but these wackos are gonna keep going because they're autistically dedicated to it for whatever reason.
Numberfags????
>>28054657I don't drink, i don't cuss! I wanna ride at the front of the bus!
>>28054584After the trauma of Petra in FE, she stopped persuing Mori as a romantic interest.The massage date will be the last time in which she will be gay for her calliopes.
>>28054808>>28054738Shouldn't mods automatically have access to all content?
>>28053850My Chinese is rusty af so I was working on my translation before I noticed you did it. I'm a bit surprised that 转个人势 means "going indie" because "人势" is giving me some weird results in dictionaries...My knowledge of Chinese is basically just household chinese...
>>28054813Mori did the SOTN line. Was cringkino.
>>28054727I really enjoyed numberfagging when Gura passed Watame... Feels so good.
>>28054298so was it a falseflagger from here, a niji falseflagger , or a falseflagger from Bejing?
>>280547812m is going to be pretty soon5m in first half of 2021, 10m before her 1 year anniversary one million isn't a big deal, people are acting like this is some huge thing
Mori is honestly a confirmed gigajude
>>28054744What this?
Nothing like Nether music to make you contemplate your life and reflect on your inner self
>>28054734Why do the CNs have sub groups? What language do they speak?
If some sweaty NEET walks up to you on the street and hands you a hundred dollars for literally no reason, it's polite to say thank you.
>>28054189not the same when you work at something yourself for years and then roll again and get instant success
>>28054813The part where they couldn't figure out the fence was pretty kino
l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
you guys told me gura was going to do a cunny reveal live on screen for 1M. you lied to me.
>>28054734I really hope Hololive lets them keep the avatars.
>>28054850They better be. I love my almost never streams in English sex mouth unicorn.
Why are poor people always complaining in this thread? Shouldn't you be scavenging for foot to bring back to your hovel?
>>28054115call me back when Miko reaches 40k viewer average on every stream
>moona minecraftthanks godgrandma and the kid minecraft made me fell asleep
>>28054645When Mori directly asked if they had both just hit a milestone she sort of acknowledged it. I think it kind of stresses her out.
>>28054486Based
>>28054837As a chickenfag I love that Kiara does all the numberfagging for us so us fans don't need to
>>28054837Uhm where is the congratulations to Mori?
get fucked numberfags
I know there's findom, but is there such a thing as funsub? Because I think that's what Mori is.
>>28054309E-ecchi
>>28054813Mori getting mad about etymology and Gura calling her a boomer for it
What did Kiara say? Only saw her first message
>>28054851Gura isn't trying to be family friendly, she's just being seiso.
>>28054885Numberfags... we won...
>>28054848Her maternal urges must be crazy if she gets cutesy feelings from little block pigs.
KNEEL
>>28054925HOLOEN WONHAHAHAHAHA STAY SEETHING
Am I going crazy or do these 2 nerds actually get along really well?
>>28054885N-narrative bros but i thought chicken was seething with envy at Gura's big numbers.
>>28054865About fucking time.
>>28054845I'm sure Cover would have wanted some big event if only for merch/SCs
>>28054903All of it
>>28054885She's the biggest numberfag in her gen. Of course she does this.
>>28054298We should take the /hlg/ name away from the dogfuckersThey can be /hljpg/
>HAHA NUMBERS>LOOK A THESE NUMBERS>OH LOOK AT THE NUMBERFAGGING>HAHAHAHAHA NUMBERFAGS OHNONONO/hlgg/ chill the fuck out
Petition to make the next thread play Gura's BGM in the background
>slavewhat the FUCK MORI
>>28054942How will we ever recover chumbuds...
>>28054645Yeah, now fuck off
>>28054942NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
None of the HoloJP is acknowledge the 1m subsTHEY ARE SEETHING
Shes just straight up calling them slaves
>>28054845People in these threads make them out to be rivals instead of friends.
>>28054850It's not like cover's gonna make use of them anymore, it's pretty much the least they can do
>>28054885Chicken...I love you but please stop.
>>28054910meds?
>>28054911r*ddit
>>28054919I would be extremely paranoid if that happened
>>28054813Gura tried to fight off a zombie with salmon, expect fanart soon enough.
>We can enslave themMORI NO-
>>28054935Based Pierce
>>28054866>>28054885Everyone knew she was a numberfag since the beginning
>>28054837I wish twitter had a dislike button.
>>28054942>unsuscribe>still 1m subs
>>28054840sh-she deserved it...
>>28054909ogey
>>28054932they are underage third-worlders
>サメちゃん trending
So now that Gura reached a million a long until her sub gain normalize?
>>28054332Depends. Different areas have different dialects. Up north I can actually understand them but here in Florida and in Georgia it's mumble talk that drives me insane. Calli is using such entry level ebonics I can ignore it completely.
>>28054942based
For once I'm happy about the backseating, I don't think Gura or Mori would've ever figured that out.
did anybody fall for gura's looney tunes trap
>>28054866BASED BIRD
>>28054885>not congratulating Mori Narrative?
>>28054885>>28054866>>28054837They probably assigned her to be the one who says it. Someone had to at least tweet about it.
>>28054734So they keeping their models but without the Hololive brand what about the Twitter and YouTube and yeah the Twitch?
>>28054645>hate your old meme persona>find a Japanese company with a neat idea and a lot of senpais you respect>Maybe you'll get 50k, 100k subscribers, have a chill time>You have become another meme persona in under two months
>>28054925WATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSONWATSON
>>28054924You missed it bro!!!!
>>28054739I meant the YT chat retarded chummie.
>>28054669>avoiding Mori lately.It's true. Kiara is adding Nene to her harem later today. All of HoloJP will be Kiara's soon.
>>28054739Not if we unsub and the number dips below a million again.
>>28054813The meme is that they ignore the biggest Hololive milestone.
>>28054837>NOOO YOU CAN'T CELEBRATE SOMEONE REACHING AN INSANE MILESTONE, YOU CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT!
>>28054850Civia told everyone they got three options (go independent, move to a new company, graduate). Cover knows that if they feel like it, the chinese would just 'steal' the IP anyway, so you might as well do a good PR move while pulling out and allowing the chinese holo's to keep their identity.Artia would be the one that most benefits, she loses whatever nominal wage Cover pays her in exchange for keeping her whole income from twitch and she's not in china itself.
>>28055027She'll congratulate her in person later tonight.
Numberfags are on full force today
>>28054942You should have edited it to drop to 999k after unsubbing
>>28054941https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1319294280666525699SHE'S HERE
gura... your door...
why doesnt gura talk about her 1M milestone? pretty arrogant behaviour ngl
>>28054876Thats great, it's a really nice gesture from Covers, it makes them look generous and make the bugs look like... well, bugs.
>>28054845I guarantee they all care
>>28055015This is normalized
/hlg/ hereOmedetouStill shit
Lol R*ddit can't handle it while /jp/ is tanking the numberfagging
>>28054522yeah
>>28054332Youre officially an American because all the foreigners I know think its fascinating for some reason
im shitting numbers out of my assachieving liftoffsee you fucks later
>>28054942OH NOOOOOOOO 1 SUB IS GONE NOOOOOOOOO
KIARA IS BEST GIRL
>More people in the thread bitching about numberfags than actual numberfags in the threadPlease shut the fuck up and watch these girls.
Is there some one in the background or is it just the pigs? It sounds like some dad in the distance, or a man coming from the TV
Mori fix your fucking stream
https://twitter.com/search?q=%E3%82%B5%E3%83%A1%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93&src=trend_click&vertical=trendstrendingarticles already
so they've definitely been watching the man himself, right?
Quick post your favorite pic of Gura or Calli
>>28054885based.1 mil is a huge achievement for vtubers in general
>>28055052Now she only needs half the number of subs to get that Rolls-Royce.
>>28055027Bro your narrativehttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1319294280666525699
>>28055085I love you too Kiara
>>28054925t.
>>28055068If the other two can why not
>>28055030Pretty much yes. Covers atleast for once dont fuck over their talents.
>>28055064she just wants to have fun
>Mori left behind
>>28054845No one ever gave a shit except numberfags
>>28055108>alsoI fucking hate this bitch
>>28055057Based chicken hope she gets her 400k soon
Yes, Kiara hates Mori now, which is why she brought her up on Ina's stream twice apropos of nothing.
so when is gura gonna stop growing? she surely cant keep this sub growth forever
I actually feel like hitting the milestone on a kino stream like this is better that if she hit it during dead hours. At least SOME people are discussing the stream.
>>28054734Cover letting CN keep their models must make Aloe hate that company even more.
>>28055100
>>28055015Estimating stabilization around 1.2mil. She'll still gain subs at a faster rate than most holos though.
/HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING /HLG/ SEETHING >/HLG/ SEETHING
So, how is it looking like at Cover HQ?
>>28054645She's handling it well, especially considering they are in the middle of a collab and Mori keeps breaking the unwritten rule of not being a numberfag. Considering how she peaked early on her roommate's account and couldn't deliver, she must be shitting herself.
>>28055095thank god none of them are in english
>>28054863Then they leave. I know the idol fanbase is mentally ill so its apples to oranges, but this kinda shit never happens with normal streamers.You get your friend on the call, you play a couple of valorant games, and then he leaves because he's gonna stream another game or because its late. No one is upset at this.I think the potential benefits of having Gura's audience in an Ame's stream with only Gura's voice in the background, without the facerig, overweighs the potential "wow Ina didnt want to go on Mori and Kiara's call?" moments.Cover is dumb for not allowing this.
HLG IS LITERALLY SEETHINGENGLISH SPEAKER WINS AGAIN BABY
>>28053392No fucking way, I need confirmation of this right now
>Beating HERself and 1m in the same day
>Chat spamming 1 MILLION OH MY GOD>gura gives zero fucksBased
>>28054866wtf I can't believe kiara is being human and caring about a huge milestone! Someone stop her now!
REMINDERThis whole thing is SUFFERING fuelShe never wanted this to happenShe will succumb to the expectations and stressWill start drinking more, sleeping lessCarrying HER sinsSame will never be able to carry the crossAnd I love it
>>28053409
They're both from the south and want to enslave people, what the fuck
>>28055108even more based
>>28054776are we reading the same thread?
>>28055112'dat ass
Mori.......
BIG KHAZAR MILKERS
>>28055027>>28055108SHE'S HERE!Hello Kiara I love you.
>>28055052>Cover knows that if they feel like it, the chinese would just 'steal' the IP anyway, so you might as well do a good PR move while pulling out and allowing the chinese holo's to keep their identity.That's actually a very good point. I hope they can keep going as normal (or as normal as they can, anyway). I pray for Civia's growth on youtube and Artia keeping her Twitch environment that she loves.
>>28054960Gura has the social high ground here since Mori's lost as fuck without her, so unlike the last collab she can actually open up and teach her.Id say Gura has a bit of Peko syndrome where she's awkward if shes in a group and even alone she has to be in a senpai sort of position
>>28054636actually forbidden by cover, cause you're feeding cover money back to youtube
>>28054734What about Doris?
Anyone else getting random buffering in Calli's stream?
>>28055096Didn't Ame say something about watching xqc? Don't know why she'd watch some hobo be bad at games though.
>punch it>pushes itThis dork
>>28055100>Gura or Calli>orI refuse.
>open /hlg/ to see if there is any seethe about gura again>fully fledged doxxes on every single JP>close /hlg/i really really thought we were worse
>>28055132When we run out of JPs
DONOTCLICKONTHIS
I'm becoming a concernfag now... I worry that the chinks,schizos, SEAniggers, etc.. will be finding some way to attack Gura, now that she's the center of attention
>>28054655Based post. I expected her to zoom, but she is humble af.
>>28055156I don't have the timestamp, but right around when Mori hit 500k she started getting super flustered, then about one minute in I think I heard her say "Oh my god Jenna" as they got attacked by skellies
>>28055064She's probably just waiting until she is by herself so she can get more personal with the chat.
>>28055143>HololiveEN thrives>HololiveCN diesThe duality of Yagoo.
>>28055031Holy fucking pain peko.
>people in here have their panties in such a bunch they literally freak out over the fact that her colleagues acknowledge her reaching this milestone, even if it's just a basic "wow, congratulations!"It's not like Kiara tweeted "DAMN YOU JUST DEMOLISHED ALL THE OTHER HOLOS LOL". She just congratulated her.You guys are the biggest spergs on the planet.
>>28055112HAHAHAHAHA
is it true that they got another asmr titty monster in their roster now? macoto when?
>>28055201I'm getting thoset. Eufag
>>28055216UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28055155>rushiahnggggg
>>28055095I like how Gura is the only one who doesn't give a shit.
>>28055201Me
>>28054628Lurk. More.
>>28054859Cover probably has hands on the bank accounts of the vtuber persona so you're using cover cash to pay another 30% tax to youtube
>>28055087>More people in the thread bitching about numberfags than actual numberfagsThis is basically always the case
Is going to all this trouble to keeping a piglin trapped and naming it actually worth it?
>>28055180The people who vehemently against either of these two are just a small minority of schizos. Everyone else seems to be enjoying this.
>>28054858Nah, They have been saying similar things since the first Gura Karaoke
>>28055197Anon if the other going independent why wouldn't she do the same
>>28054645If you havent notice, she hasnt acknowledge any kind of milestone in this month. Its kinda sad but understandable why she can let her self celebrate.
>>28055201Yes, in europe. seems to have calmed a little.
>>28054837So based
HLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHINGHLG SEETHING>HLG SEETHING
>>28055204Anyone who's on Twitch has watched xqc at some point.They don't watch them for their skill at games. They're just entertaining. Their chats will give you an aneurism though
>>28053409These are really great, I love the old art style
>>28055239based mobile
>>28055195They're allowed to use alts, we know the girls have been doing it with alts.
>>28054636if they member eachother, they are basically giving money from cover back to cover which is money laundering by youtube standards or some shit
>>28055207He didn't say xor
>>28055258They'll have a gacha bastard on commandNo it's not worth it but it's cute
Gura's chat has to be the fucking worst.
Mori is already sleepy, everytime kek
congrats guranow post more cunny
>>28055258It is when that's your fetish
What ever happened to Gura's death trap?
>>28055258Not really, they don't give that good shit
>Halloween costumes>Mori is a demon>Gura is a catgirl
>nurse moriDRAWFAGS, ONEGAI
>Nurse MoriGura you're a genius
Nurse mori YES
>>28055239She made it bros.
Nurse Mori yes please
>nurse MoriIMAGINE
>>28055100This has become my new favorite. Calliope-sensei is too strong.
>Nurse CalliGET ON IT DRAWFAGS
>nurse calliDamn Gura has excellent taste
>>28055210Who do you think keep posting those dox there?
> nurse calliopeyes pls
THE NUMBERSTHEY ARE RISINGAAAAA HELP ME I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28054144her age as a holo doesnt fucking matter. i dont think she should be feeling bad about celebrating it just because older holos are not as popular.
>>28055258No, but minecraft is all about making stuff you don't really need.
>>28055239Absolutely based
Comfy bunker. Right.Here
>>28055210Sounds like they're here
That fucking blush.
The queen just regained her rightful throne, I don't see why everyone acts so surprised
>>28055108dont worry kiara youre still the only EN i watch
>Nurse MoriGURA YOU SON OF A BITCH
>nurse CaliI'm on the job!
is anyone even watching the collab?
>>28054967>>28055002She's also the lowest in terms of subs so they're more valuable in her mind
>I want to see Nurse Calliuuooohhhh Gura
>>28055304She didn't get the ACME permissions
>>28055239is this fucking real?
>>28055316chinks
>>28055136i like this picture more than i should
>>28055031This is the narrative I believe, even if there's no solid proof for it.
>be sick during sensei Mori's class>get sent to Nurse Callie's infirmary
>>28055239Based
>>28054925Seething cuck
>>28055090her neighbor is beating his wife
>I wanna be a dinosaurGURA NO
>Nurse CalliFor the love of god I hope someone clips and translates this so JP bros start drawing Nurse Calli
I didn't think this collab would work at all, but it's actually pretty nice
>>28054885Kiara is my spirit vtuber
THANK GURA FOR THE NURSE CALLI FANART RIGHT NOW
>DinosaurARKCHADS win again!
>nurse calliI'm not even a deadbeat but I need this
>Nurse MoriI fucking love you, Gura.
>>28055306>*Gura is a cowboyFTFY
>>28055155Wait what is this real?
>>28055155korone is korone?
Drawfags get on it
>>28055281I guess Twitch streamers and Hololivers aren't too different after all.
>>28054866>>28055028>reach crazy milestone that everyone saw coming>schizofaggots crying about Kiara being a numberfagYou guys are so fucking retarded, not everything is a narrative.
>Nurse CalliI PREFER NURSE GURA
>nurse MoriGura is a fucking genius
>>28055143Probably thinking thank fuck we can finally stop bowing to chinks.
>>28055031she can't help it. this is who she is.
>dinosauroh no no no, we're getting an ARK arc
>>28055328>>28055328Closing the hatch.
So you guys call this the best collab HoloEN have? Pathetic.
>dinosaur talkARK collab incoming
>>28055239JP bros kneeling.
>>28055155bunch of cuties
But penis nurse, or regular nurse?
>>28054850>DU YU RLY BELEEB ET posting will no longer be technically on topic for /hlgg/
>>28055316bugmen
>She was about to say later loser
>>28055283She also used herself for the pose
>Nurse CalliAmazing idea>Gura in a goofy TRex costume AND PEOPLE WERE DOUBTING THIS STREAM
>>28055291How many of you retards are going to say the same thing? They can and have used alts.
>nurse Calli>Tyranno GuraThese two are fucking great
>dinosaur chatARK foreshadowing
>>28054971go backwe are having fun here
>>28055386
>>28055356>Nurse CallieGiven how much she talked about wanting Noel to get a nurses outfit this would probably kill the chicken.
>Gura already broke Amelia's railroadSugoi
>>28054776>the tribalism between the twoHuh?Never has been
>>28055335I love this smug memequeen in all her various forms and I hope she's comfortable and happy with how things are.
AME'S AUTISM TRACK NOOO
>>28055258Games like this go to shit when you start focusing too heavily on what's "worth it" as you end up giving up a bunch of stuff that could be fun to just have all the materials you could ever want, and zero threat of death, at which point you might as well play creative.
>>28055034Based Dragonchad
Despite the chaos ensuing right now,I love this collab chemistry happening right now. These two lovable dorks are so good together, who knew?
>>28055386>>28055426
>>28055031She can't really expect anything else if she reads "she will die" as "she wildee" etc.
>they already fucked up the railway
>>28055239pretty based, I wish I lived somewhere where I could do this and not fear for my car being defaced by niggers
>>28054843ame/kiara is sunday
>>28055373Based, he rolling straight fax on his airplane
Watson is going to FREAK
>>28055403Pegging prostate massage nurse.
>>28055306>Darkstalkers costumes>Mori as Morrigan>Ina as Lilith>Ame as B.B. Hood>Kiara as H-sien Ko>Gura as Anita
>>28055100Looks like all of the pics I had of both have been used this thread, so here's my best Calli
Do you guys honest to god believe that she worked for these subs?
>>28055015Literally nevershe ist this generations pewdiepie
Bring up a random topic from their small talk listDies off after a few sentencesSilenceBrings the next topic in the list
>>28055281I have never watched xqc.
WHERE'S OUR STICKY MEIDOS?!?!?!?!??!
>>28055171this is why we watchviewers go up, happiness goes downwe all get older
>>28055155>they're all cuteWhat a devastating doxx holy shit how will the cute anime girls recover from being publicly outed as also cute irl?
>>28055411she said it last night on her kusoge stream, and it's not even the first time since debut
Ame is not gonna be happy about this.
Meanwhile Ina and Ame were dying left and right
>>28055335>>28055441People like you are the reason why she hates her fanbase
Rest in Peace Ina's hard work.
>>28055442>the tribadism between the two
>>28055317This makes so much sense as an alternate costume
Here's your nurse Mori
>>28055481Yes
Gura will do a karaoke stream do celebrate 1M ri-right?
>>28055481yes, i absolutely do. she's been at this for years.
Hey guys just joined what'd I miss?
>>28055442I think he misspelled to say tribadism.
>>28054586The only person who celebrated subscribers also cried about subscribersNumberfags are analogous to drug addicts.
>>28055481>He doesn't know
>>28055239GnP fan I'd hang out with him
>>28055489Not even sharkmeido is biased enough to give a sticky for this shit he's still a biased faggot though
>>28055506RIP
I missed the first 60 minutes. What are they doing in Minecraft?
>>28055424I was exactly complaining about people complaining, don't complain about me about complaining.
>>28054913welsh
>>28055504Ogey
>open Gura's chat to see Amelia screeching about the track>immediately close the chatI really hope this isn't stressing her out too much.
>>28054893转个人势转 = Change个人 = Independent where 个 = one 人 = person.势 = SituationPutting that together.Change to one person situation aka going Indie
>>28055481Yup
>>28055527big line go up
>Two shy dumbasses streaming who can be loud when neededAnd there was people who said this wouldn't work
>>28055489Fuck off you piece of shit
>>28055481If she gains more subs with less effort doesn't that mean she's just better at getting subs than someone who gains less subs with more effort?
>>28055494it's cute cuz she didn't want to bully Mori but she said it to Ame that one time
>>28055377some are proven fake, some are proven true, most are speculation
2 late 20's girls trying to appeal to kids and failing based awkward gamers
>>28055155Sora is so fat..
>>28055540Trying to enslave a piglin to be dedicated gacha dealer
>>28055395Cute
>>28055517>glasses>fishnetsyikers
>>28055489on reddit, they literally stopped all posting
>>28055481Keep seething
>>28053964He's her ideal man
>>28054843Ina ame is still my favorite, particularly if ame gets overly competitive over little things and Ina tries to placate her
>>28055481yes
>Hey, where are your parents?
>>28055448this desuI can totally see gura becoming Callie's game buddy
>>28055095damn
>>28055281Are you 15?
>>28055517Nice
Just woke up lads, how was Ina and Kiara's Mario Kart collab?
>>28055481Yes. In a perfect world all holos would have 1 million subs. They all worked for it.
>>28055481Yea she surpassed herself and gained friends in the process
>back at original spawn
>>28055442damn Mori THICK
>Talking about ripped clothes>Imagine Mummy Mori for Halloween
>Kiara was the first to start playing Minecraft>even Mori will have more progress in Minecraft than Kiara at this pointJUST
>>28055540Reaper numberfagging, Shark dodging the numberfagging
Remember they are required to do 1h for collabs, anything else past that is just them enjoying their time togheter
>>28055481Yes and no. Her senpais lay out the groundwork and the other HoloEN starts from the same starting point so there's a bit of Gura there to boost those numbers
>>28055481About as much as memecat and memedog? Yeah.
Reminder: every /hlgg/ narrative since the EN's debut has been BTFO live on stream
>>28055537>GnP
>>28055540Destroying everything Ame and Ina worked so hard to achieve.Ame even showed up in chat to lament.
Not gonna lie I feel like the thread should have Gura's BGM playing to celebrate at least for a bit
>>28055317Big ups to the nip who drew it
Moririn...
spawn again let's go
>>28055155K-son look like my mother
>>28055155they're all so cute, fuck
>>28054802reap what you sow
>>28055592Fun, we'll also be getting some sexy pics by Ina
Mori....
THE BED, IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>28055540Absolutely nothing
>>28055239not quite the subaruvan but that's not bad.what's with the random metal grate cover?
>>28055442I mean there was plenty of people shitting on their signing ability using the other, but I'm pretty sure most of that was bait.
Can one of the akasimps please tell her how spawns work?
>dies>doesn't even care
>>28055377>all the japanese girls look like japanese girlswhoa...
>>28055604Yep, I knew it.
>>28055592The definition of mediocre. Gigastacy managed to get Ina to draw her in a swimsuit though.
>>28055085She is the most untinentionally funny and incredibly sweet her streams can get pretty kino sometimes. I want her to be happy .
>>28055335>Threw it all away because she was tired of it all>Gets back into the game with a fresh start>Only to find she can't escape her past as her success is not forgottenKILL THE PAST
WHY SHE ALWAYS DYING?
Wait, Gura doesn't have a spawnpoint either right?
>>28055504i dislike her fanbase because of how little crossover there is with the rest of hololive
>That little BITCH let's enslave himFEMDOM MORI OOOOOOO
They were a lil stilted at the start, but I can tell they're warming up and loosening into things now
>that little bitch, let's enslave him>piece of shitNot that "masochistic" after all, huh?Good.
Fuck I'm retarded>Mori is able to talk no stop with no silence times>Gura is a great listener and loves replying more than starting the conversation herselfOf fucking course they're good together
>>28055194gura seems more comfortable in the smaller 2-3 group collabs
>>28055565You can tell that you're close to someone when you can roast them.
>>28055623fuck my badGuPfucking dyslexia
Reminder.
>yeah let's enslave him, what a piece of shit>yeah tell them how you really feel!This reads like one of the joke posts that implies the girls are saying some racist shit they didn't actually say but it's 100% real, I'm laughing so hard
>>28055624it's stuck in my head pretty much permanently anyway.
>>28055607What progress??
>>28055692incoming sufferingkino
>>28055655style points obviously
>>28055493sora is kinda... I understand why she pioneered it all.
>>28054734Is there a clip of Artia saying that? A friend is saying its bs since it isn't in whatever "official" document r*ddit has
CUTE SHEEP IS LIVE
Ame.......don't look..............
GURA THE TRACK
>>28055239HOLY BASED
>>28055517
I'd hate to be 5th gen right now desu, polka is probably cutting herself
>>28055481She, the senpais she loves so much and has several times thanked, and the people behind the scenes at Cover (Despite all their fuck ups.)
The rail ways
Watson is gonna be pissed lmao
JUST FUCKING LEAVE THE NETHER
THE FUCKING RAIL WAYS
>>28055155Am I meant to be upset they are nearly all attractive young women?
>>28055377it's real
>Did you find my items?>...
>>28055694>>28055696She will break when she try to be the dom
>>28055634bro...
>>28055683I need Shark with bratty/casual clothes!
MORI IN NIGHTINGALE'S OUTFIT
>>28055504>she hates her fanbasecitation needed
>>28055568suisei, kanata and aqua are proven fakes and I think some others as well. The real ones are obvious.
>Game explains to Mori that she needs to set spawn point>Still breaks her bed every timeMori please just make another bed. This is funny to watch but I'm also suffering.
>>28055155is Marine an alien
DUDE MY TRUCK
>Gura and Mori don't just make progress, they actively erase Ina and Amelia's progress
Did Mori meet her Creeper squatter yet?
>>28054845Shes more than likely just going to say a quick thanks in a solo stream like when she hit 800k.
http://poal.me/gh6qg0WHO IS THE BEST COLLAB PARTNER?
Ame... Ina... don't look...
>>28055155Wheres the shark?
>>28055737Abayo
NEGATIVE PROGRESS
I was expecting more of a shit show when she hit one mill...But nothing really happened... What is the next shitpost on the list?
>>28055592Kiara forced Ina to promise to draw her in a swimsuit, asked her fans to bully Ina in game to make her lose, and did a shout out to her own stream saying that while it's free, people should donate
>Gura destroying the railwayAAAAAAAAHHHHHINA AND AMES HARDWORK NOOOOOO
Jesus I didn't know gura was so tiny. Calli could literally pick her and gobble her up whole if she wanted to
>>28055664She's not really into it
>F3 freezes her gameGura's potato...
What's with all the fucking doxx niggers in this thread right now? What the fuck is going on? Is it falseflagging from /hlg/ or angry nijiniggers?
>>28055764Halloween costumes when Cover?
>>28055696She's a switch.
>>28055607Serves her right for playing boring 3 houses
>>28055155hi spec undoxxable RBC
>>28055737Stop doxxposting you double nigger
>Mori is a full red buildInteresting.
>Ina and Ame spend 2 hours building a track in the nether>Gura blows it upJesus Christ the discord hate sex is going to be crazy
>>28055155One of these is not like the others
>Ame and Ina build shit on stream>Mori and Gura destroy it on the next dayWe have achieved balance.
enter WATSON
You've come a long way my friend...
>>28055763At least this will make her put a roof over her rails next time.
>>28055763>>28055772雨よ・・・
HER RAILWAY
>>28055782>this couponThanks, just what I needed anon
ENTERWAACHAMA
>>28053268I'll never apologize. All this shows is that there's more EOPs than japanese-speaking consumers on youtube, who'd have known. Why the fuck are you even on /jp/ if they speak english, fuck off to /v/.
ENTER WATSON
>>28055028>Someone had to at least tweet about itYes, Gura.
amelia's coming to save mori from herself
WATSON'S COMING IN TO FIX THIS SHIT
ENTERDETECTIVE
AMES SO PISSED ABOUT HER TRACK SHE'S GUNNA COME FUCK EM UP
>>28055811I think it's the former
>>28055517This probably Nightingale put I'm gonna pretend it's Mori anyways
>>28055155waitfubuki is really inori minase? that wasn't a joke?
ENTER AME
ENTER WATSONshe's cleaning up your shit
>Watson joins to fix the rails
INTRUDER ALERTWATSON IS IN THE BASE
>>28055799>ENTER WATSONQUICK HIDE
>amelia got on just to fix her shitkek
It's not enough that we should succeedothers should fail
>I'M CUMMIN!
>>28055761It mostly the build of the face
>dont mind me>just cleaning ur mess
>WATSON JOINSMY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
AmeliaWATSON
>3700X>5700XTBaseed
Ame's autism alarm went off
What do I win?>>28054362
I can hear ame screeching
>just coming to fix my railRAILTISMO...
>>28055811Ojou, please be alive.
>They triggered Watson so hard she joined the game
Ame saw the railways getting destroyed and couldn't handle it.
I am 99% sure now that Calli is terrible at videogames and she just says she likes them to be "one of the boys". As a tomboy, she just wants to hang out with the bros and chill, but she's sucked major ass at every game she's played and she hasn't even played that many, further cementing my suspicion she's not really a gamer. When she finally gets to play Bloodborne, she better be a fucking God. Like flawless. It needs to be Gura Muse Dash levels of redemption.I still love this dork though.
WATSONNNNNN
Ame performing very rare inverse rage quit.
>>28055737>posting the fake one
Mori read the Y coordinate as Z and sent Gura wronghahahaha
>IF YOU LITTLE RETARDS CAN'T DO IT YOURSELF THEN FINE I'LL FUCKING HANDHOLD YOU BITCHES MYSELF HOW ABOUTWow watson calm down in the chat
>>28055772The rail repair service has been summoned
WATSON SEETHING
>waston joined to fix her railroadsthis autist lmao
>>28055481No, and it makes it all the betterThough she did work, I wouldn't say she has done nearly as much as most holos have put in even considering the time frame
WATSON IS GOING TO FUCK UP THE GHAST, GURA AND MORI
Watson can't stand it anymore so she stepped in
>logs in solely to do more railway stuffTrain autism... never again
>>28055704What a waste of space and oxygen of a human being.
>Ames autism actually kicked in to join and fix shitFucking kek
Ame's fucking seething right now.
CLEAN IT UP AMELIA
>>28055811Its all falseflags, all the time. But the question is how many layers of falseflagging are they on?
i love her
>trusting the shark with directionsbros... it's over...
>>28055155>behind the dark skinned anime elf girl is a pale skinned anime twinkfuego a best
>her railway autism got triggeredShe needs an intervention...
Just had a thought. Do you think management encouraged the JPs to join reddit for the extra publicity now that Bilibili went to the shitters?
>>28055838seething
JANNY WATSON IS IN
>>28055811Former. Just look at /hlg/ right now. It's n meltdown for the nth time
>>28055884omg shes perfect
>>28055540Taking on the white woman's burden
>>28055698am i retarded
>>28054762Chicken is a dangerous Stacy autist combo>can barely be contained by JP's most extroverted holo, steals her chair and breaks her trashcan>will numberfag, will talk over K-san because her opinion on music is more relvant>will acknowledge her genmates numbers>will btfo Jannies
>>28055832SHE'S GOING TO DEFEND HER RAILWAYS
Mori is never gonna get her stuff back is she?
based amelia
>>28055855Watson is in the base?
>>28055838if you spoke japanese so well, why the hell would you be discussing on an english-speaking website?
>>28055882>not each one being a different picture of him
>Amelia just literally joined to fix the raillmao
>>28055870Did she upgrade her specs?
Uh oh Gura is gonna get SPANKED
>Mori dead, in the middle of nowhere, giving the wrong coordinates>Gura in the nether, getting set on fire and accidentally destroying the railway>Amelia's had enough of this shit and joins the game to carry them AGAIN
Jesus christ I love this detective autist to bits.
>xxxBitchRaperGodKillaHoxxx has joined the game
>>28055811>falseflagging from /hlg/Probably this, its easy to tell when they shit on the JP holos while posting their doxx
>>28055878I like how the hearts act as underline to emphasize her rails and sadness
We've achieved levels of so little progress we're reaching negative progress
SHE ACTUALLY JOINED, SHE'S FUCKING PISSED
In a scale from 1 to /hlg/ How mad is Watson right now?
>>28055634Imagine finding out your mom is a vtuber.
>>28055155>akirose is japanised miranda cosgrove>subaru is a cartoon??>watame still cute despite not showing anythingis it weird the only thing that annoys me about seeing this doxx is when the hair colour doesn't match the holo
>>28055941He plays them all at once by rapidly switch voices
>>28055838I'm pretty the OP was about the retarded narrative that Mori and Gura hate each other when they clearly don't, but oki doki.
>>28055155huh? thought Okayu is fat
>>28055155Die
>>28055882Sorry man this is outdated. Here's the new one
>Ame couldn't contain her autism any longerkek
HLG LITERALLY BURNING TO THE GROUND
Imagine the discord sex with ame flaming gura about the railway
>>28055946she used to be on a shitty laptop she had to disable turbo mode on else it'd be too loud and drown out her mic
>>28055377You're in /jp/ and you can't recognize Minase Inori?
kinda rude of Watson. just wait until they finish their stream
>>28055946i dont remember what she used to have
>>28055824isnt it a rental PC...
ENTRALA DETECTIVE DE LA MINECRAFT
>people STILL numberfagging in Gura's chatlmao the whole chat's gonna be derailed for the rest of the stream.
>>28055879I'm fully expecting her to be terrible at soulsgames if she ever gets to play them. But it's ok, there'll be lots of cringekino to be had when she breaks down saying 'nooooooo I used to be good at this'
>>28055778I need a negative progress coupon with Ame and Ina crying in the corner as you see gura and Mori getting blown up by a ghast laughing
By the time Calli and Gura cage the one piglin Watson's gonna wall off that entire ghast spawn area, add a glass roof and double the length of the rail
>>28055704Nguyen...
>>28055704based sheepfag
>>28055916She does it for free too!
sharkmeido... onegai...
>>28055882so that's why Abe-san resigned from prime minister, he needs more time to do this
>>28055981Okayu?!
>>28055879She comes off like she used to play a lot but her other projects took over and she just hasn't been able to for a long time.
>>28055949https://youtu.be/N0xbMPvly-4?t=8
>>28055552Got it, thanks! I was thinking "changing one" 势 勢 rather than "changing" 个人 "situation". Appreciate the breakdown!
>>28055996it's always useless anyway. this is just today's flavor of useless.
>>28055155>roboco is a man
>>28055971>Mori and Gura hate each otherdid anyone actually unironically believe that?
>>28055966The funny thing is she not even in Japan
You little fucks, stop damaging Watson Construction Co. propertyIf I catch you doing this again I'm burning down your houses
>>28055959Ame doesn't just ragequit, she ragejoins.
>tells Gura to go right>she does a 180>then tries leftlmao
>>28055981Fucking hell faggot you deserve the rope
>>28055965full /hlg/ seething mode
>>28055772>>28055884I can hear it playing in my head already.
>>28055830how many subs per minute is that
What is Gura and Mori's objective anyway?
>Mori keeping her nether music playlist while in the overworldNice
>>28055918>We did it reddit
>>28055481No, she was born an extrovert with absolutely no public performance anxiety, she knew how to sing the moment she left her mother's womb and never had to practice, she never had to think about her character as everything came naturally to her, she had no previous experience with content creation such as a relatively popular youtube channel with almost a million subscribers and she was selected by Yagoo out of sheer luck, she never had to think about what content her viewers would like to see as her schedule was always ready for her without requiring her input, she didn't have to bother with hardware because we all know Cover provides their talents with everything they need to perform, and in fact she didn't even have to stream at all, she got all those subs simply by existing.You moron.
>>28055838falseflagchama...
>>28055863let me get ur moms number bro
>>28055979>that one trump got a giggle out of me, fuck you
>>28055981Get out of here certain roommate, this thread is mehera free.
>>28056046Piglin farm.
>This is all my fault!>No, it's all my fault!
Imagine what Gura's gonna have to do on Discord tonight for what she did to the railroads
>>28055879From what I've seen they all suck ass at games. Good thing its not about that though.
>>28056046objective?
Gura.............
>>28056058No Anon
>>28056020>50k viewers in averageshe's the real deal
>>28055592There was some fowl play.
>Music on Mori's sideAtmospheric as f-word desu
>you hoes better quit breaking my rail right fucking nowWatson, it's not a dick, don't take it so hard
>>28056046crashing Ame's happiness
Mori...how did you fuck up that bad.
>>28056079It says a lot that Ina's the best vidya player overall
>>28056074Gura will have lot of denied orgasms
>>28056028People thought their first collab was awkward (it kind of was, but it was like day 2), and apparently didn't pay attention to anything since.
>>28056046crashing /hlg/
>>28056050Remind me how many subs she had before even uttering a word?
The music makes the situation really strange
>>28056020HERfags are fucking cancer
>>28056028Probably not but people will shitpost with it anyway.
>>28055828It's like playing mc with 10 year olds.
>This... animalIt's a fucking sheep, Mori
>>28055798absolute chad
>>28056074Gura is gonna be rimming Ame for hours while not being allowed to finger herself.
>>28056074>"Gura suffered irreparable cunny damage and has to graduate"
>Doxxfag still not rangebannedSharkmeido tasukete
>holding 52k at euro hoursdamn she just keeps getting stronger
>I can also just kill this animalMorichama... PETA will get you...
Its hilarious how incompetent they are
>>28056079ame and ina seem to be pretty good at games, ame especially at FPS
>>28055592It was nice. There were loads of KFP employees playing with them trying to sabotage Ina but Kiara still somehow lost most of the time.
>>28056074>"This is how my track felt when you BLEW IT UP!">fishgasm resounds across the entire house
>>28053268GURA MEMBERSHIP VIDEOhttps://files.catbox.moe/gah1c7.mp4
>>28055715Chinks in discord are talking about it. All but Doris confirmed to be going indie. Keeping models
>>28056046Demolishing infrastructure to make way for a casino.
>>28055481She sure did nigger, but your seething is delicious wine to me so keep going.
>>28056079watson is pretty good
>eating the raw meatI love my violent reaper.
Is that music on Mori's from minecraft?t.retard
>You see my little bitch assMori pls
>>28056074>GURA GET ON DISCORD NOW YOU HAVE A REPAIR BILL TO PAY
>Ame's roomate running out of her office job fuming>angry sobbing on the car ride home>screaming as she tried every key on her keychain because she cant open the door>crashing into every wall as she runs to her computer>log in, tears streaming down her face>"dont mind me. just coming to fix my rail T_T"I hope she stops hyperventilating before she plays the witcher.
>>28055281I have only ever watched xqc through clips playing on forsen's streamDamn, the first time I've ever watched pewdiepie was from forsen's stream when he reacted to that video of him talking about the uganda shit
>>28055815>you see my little bitch assSwitch's been flipped, I see
>>28055481Yes. Not more than the other holos but believing that subcount is proportional to the work you put in is delusional
>>28056046Objective?
Hiya WatsonBye-a watson
>>28054308Fuck off birdkun.
>>28055838>waaah waah muh yellow fever *sniffles*Cope.
>>28055838There should really be a board for all the e-celeb and vtuber stuff./incel/ internet celebs
the black ships
>sheep on top of the mountain>sunrise in the background>Mori proceeds to kill it>music hits that sweet spotKINOINO
gura... atlantis doko?
>>28056141shut up and do the thing to they're out for the next ones
>>28056161Is Mori even serious about playing?
>>28056177Ame doesn't have a license to drive.
>>28056161I mean didn't one of them said it was done as a group?
>>28056177>Ame "Hikki" Watson>Job