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Exodia

>>2802969
Raigeki or Black hole magic card.
Attack empty life points with newly deployed monster.

>>2802979
Horus negates it, retard

Small bombs

>>2802969
Set Penguin Soldier and say good bye to your Dragon and Hero.

cast dark ritual

i lose

OP here. I found a far superior site: http://www.UnonTalk.com/ (Unon = Anon)

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I send out Harpy Lady in attack mode who sings in this really high pitched, annoying voice, instantly axploding everyone around her.

I used to play this shit all the time on my DS. Really fun game.

>>2803033
That'd only work if we were on Duelist Kingdom island.

Summon exiled force, tribute to destroy plasma.
Special summon dark armed dragon, destroy the other three.

>>2803054
Dark armed dragon doesnt work. End of Anubis.

>>2802969
Screw the rules.

A shit-ton of blast-spheres.

>>2803062
DAD doesn't target the card in the grave.

>>2803054
Plasma cancels Exile, unless some new UD ruling has been enforced since I've stopped playing.

No one runs it, but sp. summoning The Fiend Megacyber works and kills off Plasma, then Exile Dragon, Spell kill Jinzo/Anubis. Obviously needs impossible luck and a bullshit deck to work.

>>2803094
Actually, Plasma doesnt negate Exiled force because the cost of exiled force being tributed isnt negated and after the cost he's in the graveyard and not on the field anymore. Therefor not negated by Plasma. But probably End of Anubis.

>>2803106
The end of Anubis doesn't stop exiled force either because Anubis negates cards that activate in the grave and exiled's effect is activated on the field.

Isn't it obvious? I activate my Trap Card!!

>>2803139
Jinzo negates your trap.

I kick your cards to the curb, beat the shit out of you, and take your lunch money.

Well, that's the realistic version.

>>2803139
Sorry, Jinzo doesnt like traps.

I place a Cyber Jar in face down position.

>>2803152
Negate Jun? What are you some sort of faggot?

>>2803153
Niggers always have to ruin the intellectual's lifes.

>>2803164
Will be negated once its flipped because it becomes face up.

I use the Berserk Dragon I already have on the field to kill Plasma, and then sequentially rape the other three with my higher attack power in a single turn.

>>2803166
>implying yugioh is intelectual

>>2803183
deal w/e it nerd

>>2803188
>HURR

>>2803183
>>2803200
Why are you so dumb. I never implied that.

I summon Destiny Hero Plasma, creating an ANTI AT FIELD.

>>2803177

Sorry the game doesn't work like that.

>>2803183

Well, it used to have that whole strategic thing, but now there are such overpowered cards. I remember the days when the Dark Magician was TEH AWESOMENESS.

>>2803209
Lying is bad for your health.

>>2803106
>>2803132
Contradict much? After reading up on it, Plasma's effect won't work on EF since it's off the field. But being off the field means it's in the graveyard and Anubis negates it.

>>2803209
>DURRHURR?

Sacrifice 2 of my monsters for blue eyes.

Kill jinzo.

Set trap.

>>2803222
Nope, no contradiction here.
Plasma can't negate the cost of EF to tribute itself to activate the effect and it resolves in the graveyard, does not activate in the graveyard.

>>2803279
The cost is payed on the field by tributing. The effect resolves in the graveyard. Where the hell does the effect activate?

And this isn't in /tg/ why?

>>2803295
It activates on the field but when it activates it goes to grave so that plasma can't negate it.

>>2803314
That sounds correct, but knowing Koname, there's surely some special ruling.

Oh this set up is easy to beat.

First I sacrifice your Destiny Hero - Plasma and your Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8 to special summon LAVA GOLEM to your side of the field. Then I play Owner's Seal to take back control of my Lava Golem to attack End of Anubis (3000 atk vs 2500 atk). Leaving just Jinzo on the field and you are unable to play traps.

[ ]how did it turn like this?
[ ]genuflect
[x]beat you up IRL and take all your cards and money

>>2803356
Haha, I've never thought of that. But what if I add this card to the field? I do have 1 spot left.

>>2803356
Damn. Nicely done. I am literally shocked that was so easy.

Sadly, you risk a possible revival of Plasma, who then steals your LG and aces you. Should kill Jinzo and leave Anubis to screw over the OP's attempt to Monster Reborn.

>>2803395
It's not like he can just summon a monster with more than 200 attack or anything.

>>2803420
He managed to summon 4 high level über monsters so why not?

>>2802969

Trash your four monsters by summoning two Lava Golems to your side of the field.

Play D.D. Borderline, set three S/T cards (one of them Mask of Restrict). Your turn.

(Used to run Counter Fairy as my main deck)

>>2803429
You cant summon 2 lava golems at the same turn.

>>2803441
Why can't he? It's a special summon.

>>2803429
To summon 4 high level Monsters to his side of the field, it's safe to say this is purely mid/end game, so you'll have more than enough spell cards in your grave to render DDB useless. Hence the MoR, right?

>>2803466
Damn, I was wrong it only said "If you Special Summon this monster, you cannot Normal Summon or Set a monster during the same turn." and nothing about special summon. Srry about that.

>>2803466 To summon 4 high level Monsters to his side of the field, it's safe to say this is purely mid/end game, so you'll have more than enough spell cards

What kind of retard are you? I'm running DDB. Of course I don't have any spell cards in my grave. Heck, when I run DDB, only 3 spellcards exist in my deck.

>>2803395
End of anubis negates it.

>>2803409
>Sadly, you risk a possible revival of Plasma
No I don't. Plasma cannot be special summoned other than by tributing three monsters on your side of the field. Even if he is special summoned correctly the first time.

>>2803485
Lol, what makes you think that?

>>2802969
Since I run an OCG Black Feathers deck, this situation would never happen to me because Black Feathers are overpowered and are the next DAD.

>>2803495
er, nevermind. but still, it's not like it'd be hard to kill jowgen

>>2803514
If I dont equip him with Mist Body that is.

anyone wanna play virtual desktop?

stupid decks only.

>>2803534
I'd be down. But all my stupid decks make people rage.

This is my field. You are my opponent.
What do you do?

>>2803556
Same tactic as before using either Lava Golem or Volcanic Queen. Your pick.

And yes I actually made a deck that revolves around using these two monsters along with Brainwashing Beam and Owner's Seal.

>>2803484
Don't know shit about metagame YGO, and a deck of only 3 DDBs seems fucking insane! When I played, I could hardly keep less than 10 spell cards in my decks!

>>2803520

I'd use this instead.

(Well, I wouldn't really use Jowgen at all)

If I'm playing you, you lost long before you could pull this off.

>>2803556
Lava Golem still works so I tribute Jinzo and Horus and then summon another Lava Golem tributing your 2 Ojama Kings then use Owner's Seal to get them to my side.

>>2803595
Nice lockdown!

I laugh, saying something along the lines of "This game isn't over yet!" as you pass the turn to me, and me and my crazy hair draw the last card in my deck. Without looking at it, I declare "I've already won this game!" and throw my hand on the table, revealing the full Exodia! Oh yeah, and there's really gay battle music playing this whole time.

>>2803595
>You can Normal Summon this card with 1 Tribute, or without a Tribute.

There is no reaction image to express how badly I want to go Jihad all over Konami right now...

>>2803619
Then I play this card.

>>2803595
I play Neo-Spacian Grand Mole in attack position and use him to attack Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8 to activate his effect returning both monsters to our respective hands.

Then I play Advance Ritual Art and send the two monsters in my hand to the graveyard to special summon DEMISE, KING OF ARMAGEDDON into attack position and activate his attack at a cost of 2000 of my own lifepoints which clears the field of every card except Demise. Then I set three s/t and end my turn.

I cast magic Missile.

>>2803656
And where do you summon Neo Spacian Grand Mole?

>>2803663
right here*grabs dick*

>>2803665
That's occupied by Ojama King, sorry.

>>2803595

Phew! It's a good thing that I had already played this card before your turn!

>>2803595
I flip my previously set SKILL DRAIN in reaction to either Horus LV8 being special summoned or in reaction to your tributing a monster for Jinzo. Since Skill Drain would activate first before Jinzo hits the field, it would then negate Jinzo's effect leaving me free to rape you with Barbaros the King of Beasts and/or Fusilier Dragon, the Dual-Mode Beast.

Cyber Jars. A Shit ton of Cyber Jars.

>>2803686
Tribute has no spell speed.

>>2803706
That's fine cause I was just talking out my ass. Skill Drain would've been flipped as soon as possible anyways since that is the point of Skill Drain decks.

I cast level 3 Eroticism.

>>2803595
Just by chance last turn I sent lighting vortex to the grave with diamond dude's effect.

>>2803534

What is this 'Virtual Desktop' kind sir?

summon him, attack plasma, clear field

you lose

I smirk smugly and show you the 5 Exodia pieces in my hand.

Or I summon my Exiled Force and destroy your plasma, and activate my Judgement Dragon's, who's currently on the field because your cards stop you from activating any monster destruction and you don't have any monsters strong enough to destroy him without suiciding, effect.

Then I ATTACK DIRECTLY FOR THE GAME.

Also, I was just playing this on my DS. Fuck yeah Six Samurai. Too bad they've pretty much been raped out of meta due to Lightsworns superior swarming.

Dammit, I NEVER have enough bits to rez my Lich in time.

flip this, target BLOO-D, summon DaD, nuke jinzo, anoob and horus

you lose

>>2803737
Yugioh Virtual Desktop.

It's a free way to play YGO online vs other people in either TCG or OCG mode. The bad thing is that there's no spectating feature.

Its getting early so OP (me) is going to sleep. If this thread is alive when I'm back, I'll be sure to kick your asses with insane combos! Cya!

>>2803737
YGO Netplay game. Pretty good, too, if you can stand the buttfuckery that is meta-YGO.

>>2803737
http://www.xerocreative.com/index.php?goto=yvd&sub=downloads

Whenever you run the update it'll update the Restricted/Banned list.

>>2803746
>>2803749
Judgementmind.

To be honest, I say that Glads and Lightsworns are killing the meta, not as badly as Tele-DaD was, but still pretty badly.

>>2803766
>>2803764
>>2803761

Thanks guys I'm going to check this out.

>>2803764
>YGO Netplay game. Pretty good, too, if you can stand the buttfuckery that is meta-YGO.
Depends where and who you play. There was a #/v/ygo channel on DaIRC that I used to be on where we would run non-meta decks all the time. Basically we didn't play any DAD, Lightsworn, or GladBeast decks. But then since it was only 5 of us everyone got bored and stopped connecting.

Plus, Lightsworn is nothing compared to Black Feathers. They are so fucking hax man. I have like 3 BF decks built for when I play OCG games and I feel bad every time.

>>2803767
rescue cat is the new meta, you're quite slow

>>2803651
I'm going to treat that like it's a real card.
1. It's a field spell. This means you can't play it on the opponent's turn.
2. The text says 'Exodia the forbidden one is negated.' which doesn't make any sense. You can't negate monsters. Now, if it said 'A player cannot use Exodia The Forbidden One's effect to declare victory', then maybe that would work. But you'd still have to have it on the field before his turn started, and you don't.

Are... Are you all really having a hypothetical card game?

Really, guys?

Are meta just cards that piss people off or something?

>>2803777
I use to use XCs default IRC channel back when I played, so I got all the CED/BLS/Scientist decks shoved down my throat.

I win, oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>2803809
Hahaha, oh fuck.

This card is the main reason Black Feathers/Blackwings are hax:

Attribute: DARK
Types: Winged Beast/Tuner
Level: Level 3
ATK/DEF: 1300/400

Effect: If you control a "Blackwing" monster other than "Blackwing - Gale the Whirlwind", you can Special Summon this card from your hand. Once per turn, you can halve the ATK and DEF of 1 face-up monster your opponent controls.

>>2803803
Essentially, but it's also the "turning point" in the game where you either use the same to survive or enjoy getting raped in under 5 turns.

About what SkamBliss and Garchomp did to Pokemon.

>>2803823
latias and scizor keep him in check but lets not let this stray

>>2803803
what >>2803823 said

>>2803803
>Are meta just cards that piss people off or something?
No. Meta refers to the current metagame, which is essentially the most popular decks played in tournaments. Generally meta can vary from area to area but in the US, as an example, the meta for a while was Dark Armed Dragon (before the new banlist), Lightsworn, and to a lesser extent Gladiator Beasts.

>>2803806
Yeah, that must suck. The folks I played with all had decks that were semi-competitive in that they wouldn't really make it in a real tournament due to the meta for various reasons.

For example I would play Skill Drain Harpie or Volcanic decks or even my Lava Golem/Volcanic Queen deck and sometimes Yubel for rage purposes. Some of the other guys had an Ancient Gears deck, a Vic Viper deck, uh and some other stuff that I don't remember.

>>2803815
When a "Blackwing" monster is Normal Summoned to your side of the Field, you can add 1 "Blackwing" monster from your Deck to your hand that has less ATK than that monster.