/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

>>27929481
The last one still hasn't even reached the image limit yet.

I wanna fuck a Bastet.

>>27935340
Fertile brown cats are for mating press

Big girls deserve big love

>>27946923
>You're huge!
>That means you've got a huge hymen!
>Rip and tear!

>>27946923
All I need is a big girl who only needs to lay on top of me to pin me down and make sure I'm not going anywhere.

>>27930731
stfu you're a loser go outside and lose weight some weight fat ass

>>27950912
You're mean

>>27950912
Sandworm-chan can't help it that she weighs to much. Apologize to her now, and say something nice about her!

>>27946923
Yes

Please wait until the old thread gets bumped off next time, I made a new one for nothing.

Reminder that if you are married to 2 different kinds of chaos monstergirls you will transform into a completely new form that can satisfy both of your waifus

>>27948016
Good news!
There’s freshwater girls.

>>27950846
It's cute when she wakes up and finds you still sleeping under her.

>Her clothes are a part of her body. They are plump to the touch.

Gonna massage those shoulder pads.

>>27958959
No going topless?

>>27958959
Wonder if the coattails are prehensile

>>27959018
>Among the monsters there are those who don't wear clothes, but instead cover their body in fur, scales, or even flames produced by demonic energy, etc. Many cover their genitals that way too. This can be freely removed by their will using demonic energy, and they can also put it back the way it was. When it's time for sex, they remove it, expose their breasts and genitalia, and have sex with men.

>>27959018
Mad hatter can take off her clothes despite them growing out of her, but she may work differently.

Wonderworm that is, is probably more like the tentacle. She IS always topless. You just can't see the nipples unless the sheath that conceals them opens up (seen on the tentacle's extra art).

That the wonderworm has what could be slits for a sheath where her nipples would be, supports this idea.

>>27958821
Wakasagihime is a gentle girl.

Reminder that KC is looking for some help with the RPG. Here's the message he gave on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MGE/overview

>Currently, I've requested a translation of the game text from a translator who has worked on translations of Monster Girl Encyclopedia material on fansites such as Monster Girl Redux since long ago.

>I plan to use all the support funds I receive from my Patreons to pay for the translation of this text, but if I try to use the translated text to create an English patch myself, unfortunately, it will take an incredibly long time, and probably hinder the development of the game itself.

>[I tried using a patch creation tool like the one in the screenshots myself, but it didn't work out, partly because I don't know English.]

>So, that's why I'm presently looking for someone with the knowledge and skills to create an English patch for a game made with RPG Maker VX Ace. If any of you have any ideas, I would appreciate it if you'd contact me.

>I plan to pay the person who helps with patch creation part of the Patreon support money as a token of my gratitude, but the problem is that it's unclear how much I can pay.

>Currently, I have about 8000 dollars in Patreon support funds, but since there are about 100,000 characters of Japanese text for each monster girl, it will cost at least 2000 dollars per girl to translate. In other words, just getting the demo version translated will take up most of the support funds I have received.

>How much I can pay as a reward depends on how much support I can get after the release of the demo version.

>I would like to have your understanding as far as that goes, and I'd appreciate it if you'd be willing to discuss it with me.

>>27958578
This is the entire reason I've recently gotten over my aversion to polygamy and gotten a second waifu.

>>27959093
she can probably she them to tickle you

>>27959650
use*

Worship Gremlim

>>27958522
I want to love that big girl

>>27959693
>the best sex toy creator in MGE by far
>premium products at premium prices so only rich monstergirl couples can afford them

>>27959730
I don't need her fancy toys

>>27959693
Holy shit, she looks so cute

>>27959693
I'd be kinda neat when you ask her to pass you the wrench and she slides her tail over for you to manhandle a stubborn nut with while she bites her lip.

>>27959244
I hope he finds people.

>>27960535
I bet it can morph into other tools as well, whatever she or you need to get a job done.

>>27960718
Large snek, large appetite.

Why is my frog making this face at me?

>>27960887
She's about to tell you you have to fertilize all the eggs.

>>27960887
She's about to give you the most intense kiss of your life.

>>27960976
But my tonsils though

>>27960976
lucky I dont have a gag reflex

>>27961144
What about them?

>>27961144
Oh she's going deeper than that.

>>27960887
>>27960976
>you wanna see how deep my tongue can go?

I'm going to crash an undead ball and eat all the Hors d'oeuvres

>>27961144
Past the lips, past the gums...

>>27961342
How uncouth!

>>27961342
I hate the french language with a burning passion.

>>27961517
Don't hate a whole language just because you can't pronounce horse devorays anon.

>>27961995
I hate spelling a word and then having to respell it thinking about what it would look like if my mother dropped me by the head onto a pile of baguettes over and over again. I hate the fr*nch. OR DERVE you filthy surrender frogs. Get out of my language.

>>27962157
You have no class, anon.

>>27962157
Anon confirmed Englishman. Go get your sheep stolen by your neighbors during another downpour

>>27962157
At least hate French for a better reason, like being forced to learn it as a kid.
Man fuck Quebec

>>27962227
The fr*nch language is a psyop perpetrated by russians to meme it into the intelligencia of Europe.. When the Roman scowled at the "barbarbar" of the barbarian, what he heard was the language of the fr*nch. REMOVE BAGUETTE remove baguette you are the worst frank. you are the frank idiot you are the frank smell return to germania to our german cousins you may come to our language you may live in the zoo...... ahahahaha frog we will never forgeve you. english greattst langwage

>>27962328
Your national language can only be improved by becoming arabic

>>27962414
Remove horse

>>27962414
I avoid taurs like the plauge

>>27962414
how can centaurs even compete

human men don't deserve love

>>27962745
In battle

>monsters running rampant in your city took all work opportunities from you after colleges closed down
>"gotta make some money ao I don't starve"
>at the end of your rope so you become an inbo and sell your body to wealthy demonesses on the street
>cry yourself to sleep every night feeling like nothing but worthless meat
>one day a particularly high ranking one approaches you and asks for some "services"
>you agree and go to her ludicrously extravagant castle
>makes you sign a contract in some demonic alphabet you can't even read, you sign knowing it can't get any worse
>expecting the usual rape, energy drain, and being discarded like a used condom
>you're instead put into a butler's outfit and told to start cleaning her room
>work hard for a day and try to leave the house but an arcane force field prevents you from leaving at nights
>"now now, where are you going? Your contract doesn't let you leave at nights anon!"
>"but, but, but, I'm just a dirty prostitute, weren't you just gonna use and discard me? I don't deserve any of this. I don't understand, why are you being so nice?"
>"shh, I'll be taking care of you from now on, just come here and warm me up, tomorrow's a long day, hooora~"
>get loved tenderly all night and fall asleep in her arms
>looks like your days of working the streets are over

>>27962469
I know where that last part is from

Make your big throbbing adult cock useful and have sex with lots of lewd and sexy loli monsters in so many ways!
Unless...you're ready to handle Bapho-chan's cunny.

>>27963110
I would rather help marune create her own oppai loli species of bapho! Maybe also recruit some grelia witches for my naizuri needs.

>>27962745
>Pregnant lamia
Boner achieved.

>>27963188
Good anon!
Express yourself with your penis to lots witches! And there's nothing wrong with liking a bit of meat on those little chests.

>>27963110
No I want a big grown up monster

>>27962891
Demons are for forced forehead to forehead eye contact!

>>27962970
Every one should, it's a classic

>>27963712
they will be little loli monsters and you're going to be having lots of sex with them because you only love those type of girls.

>>27963959
I refuse

>>27964227
Good, more for me. I hate oppai shit. Flat chested lolis are the only girls I like.

>>27964227
you're absolutely obsessed with the thought of making babies with sabbath girls.

>>27964363
People trying force their shit on others is cancer whether it's loli or oppai.

>Anti neet campaign is launch in MGC
>Neets are being hunted down and drag out of their homes
>MGs can rewarded the neet if they report him to the state police
>State police get first pick of neets rounded up otherwise
>Neets are kept in a camps and tested to find out their preferences
>Neets will be sold to MGs according to their preferences.

>>27964506
I'll gladly turn myself in if it means they'll help me find my Oomukade raid leader who's too embarrassed to give me her private address so we can meet up

>>27964415
Yeah,tits fags just butt into every conversation don't they?

>>27964781
>butt
ha

>>27959336
Who was your first wife and who's the second?

>>27964506
Tell me monster NEETs are targeted too.

>>27964781
Both sides have extremely annoying whiny shits that spam. As a hardcore loli fag I find cunny spam and people trying to force loli on others get just as retarded as anti loli, everything needs tits, tantrums.

>>27964838
all anons in this thread love girls that look like this

>>27964848
My first waifu was a loli Night Gaunt with a flat chest and a hime cut and my second is a loli Atlach-Nacha similar to the profile.

>>27964415
you love it when you are forced to love cunny

>>27962745
I'm still kind of upset that 12Beast is the superior series but EMG gets all the attention.

>>27965085
Someone finally wifed the Nacha! Interesting that it's someone who's been wife his waifu so long too, as someone with more than one wife myself I'm always curious so I have to ask. How do you imagine her getting together with you and your night gaunt wife?

Fellow harem fags. What are your waifus like? How many do you have? Have you ever thought of adding more?

>>27965236
I imagine my Nacho wife is outspoken a rude if I don't bite her but deep down is kind and just wants to be loved. I imagine my Night Gaunt wife to submissive and kuudere but deep down has a yandere streak and needs constant attention. As long as I constantly fuck and remain be a part of them they are content and get along reasonably well but both are very needy.

>>27961517
I found the British dude.

>>27961342
>crash an undead ball on Halloween dressed as Simon Belmont
>the Vampire hostess is embarrassed because she thought her friends bought a stripper for her unbirthday

>>27963794
I wanna look a demon in her eyes while I sign our marriage contract.

>>27965456
Hobgoblin, Hellhound, Kikimora, Lich, Demon, Baphomet, Kobold, Wight, Jabberwock, Salamander, Hinezumi. I'd love to ramble on all day about their personalities and such but it wouldn't fit in one post.
Not adding any more, they're my wives because I love them. What's your harem like anon?
>>27965482
That sounds like a very nice mix, good to hear you're happy with them.

>>27965707
I wonder how she would react if i told her i was their to lay her.

>>27929481
Just here to compliment those nice saggers

>>27965482
What would a nacho-nightgaunt husband combo even look like?

>>27964838
Mega Mouse

>>27964838
I miss mousefag, bros.

>>27966055
We all do.

>>27965456
Cheshire and Jinko regulars, open up to maaaaybe seven total.

>>27966111
Seven total of those two species or seven total of varying species?

>>27966055
He was too good for this non-monster girl world.

>>27876557 Yes. I finished this yesterday, but we were close to the end of the thread and I wanted to give everyone a chance to make a request. Sorry for the wait, decided to finish and ended up being 10k words.

https://pastebin.com/LnfFfhsu

Chapter 43 is up, concluding this arc. As usual, I'll now take a round of requests.

I'm gonna buy a monster girl slave and then let her free.

>>27966445
Women Paladin gets turned into slime carrier after putting on armor that has a hidden Parasite Slime in it. Preferably she is already disillusioned to the ideals of the order already.

I wonder if KC will ever do a whole monster girl sabbath like group dedicated to monster girls who are into shotas.

Be careful around manticores.

>>27966629
He wont simply because monsters don't really care about your physical being. However if you want her to be a shotacon she will be happy to indulge you.

>>27965906
https://i.imgur.com/NIRu7zY.jpg
I played with the profiles to make a basic concept for what I would look like. Only I would have a larger mating pouch to fit both girls and more latex slime.

>>27964781
time for a rebuttable.

>>27966249
Seven total of varying species but two of those spots are locked to Jinko and Cheshire.

>>27966445
Foreigner enters a mist continent cemetery. Jiangshi notices this guy and starts chasing him and finally catches up with him and attacks him.

>>27966680
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom.

>>27966629
Fuck that, give me the oykodon Sabbath.

>>27966730
Looks like some weird Ushi

>>27966445
Ushi-oni corruption
Hard rape turns into gentle lovemaking when when the dude shows he still lovers her

>>27966445
Cursed Armour stalking a man through a old castle

You can marry a succubus. It's completely legal and the ultimate thrill.

>>27967072
I was genuinely amazed when I discovered there already wasn't one.

>>27967536
>and the ultimate thrill.
shoot to thrill

>>27967536
I want to get to know a succubus, really get her hopes up, and then at the moment she thinks I'm going to tell her I'm interested in her, ask her if she has any single lamia friends she could introduce me to.

>>27966445
Portals open but instead of the monsters swarming in, its the human men that rush in

>>27929481
WHOA MAMA

>>27966445
Man with a phobia of being touched meets a yeti

>>27967846
I can already imagine the people who just don't care and go through random portals opening up throughout the world. If i'm gonna die alone and without anyone, might as well take my chances.

>>27968032

>>27966445
Anon coiled up, forced into Lamia's cleavage and milked dry please.

>>27966686
>>27966629
Speaking of monster girl shotacons, which monster would be the best for shotacon play?

>>27968578
Titania, Echidna, any monster with big mommy energy, basically.

>>27968578
Echidna momsters are canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkv4QjPQzng

>>27966445
Manticore playwrestling her husband, if I'm not too late.

>>27966445
a wight being forced to listen to her husband detail each and every memory snapshotted from her time as a zombie in his prized photo album

Is cow magic something to be worried about?

>>27969372
Nope, just give her a treat and you're set.

>>27969372
Only if directed at a woman

>Submission is liberation!

>>27968206
You see,my issue is i will become scared of her bust once she starts having tiny sneks,they will grow bigger

>>27968902

How do i get a Echidna wife without abusing rpg exploits to become a uber adventurer with little effort?

>>27969629
Asking around for the dusty dungeons nobody takes out of sheer lack of any real payout should net you the CC echidnas with easy difficulty dungeons.

New Kobold daughteru commission is done! A comfy scene right before some hot kinky fun, I really love the atmosphere in this one.

https://imgbox.com/g/dsFsIElKTz

>>27969661
you would think they would advertise such dungeons brimming with loot or post the quest themselves

>>27969728
They would, but the adventurer's guild surely has a system for checking such things, and would find out it's an echidna trap! Gotta keep it nice and low profile.

>>27969726
based and KDFpilled

Mastah, why did you have such unsightly pictures of dirty, disgusting black goo on your computer?

>>27969726
sticc

>>27969536
How do submissive monsters cope with all this male submissiveness propaganda?

>>27969859
>kikimora finds shoggoth pics on your laptop
>cleans it by throwing it as hard as she can into hot dishwater

>>27969629
Pick the hero class in the character creator.

>>27969998
Now she has to clean master's mind.

>>27966445
Great stuff as always. It always feels bittersweet when Anon leaves without marrying the main girl. I know the story needs conflict and as it goes on it gets clearer that there is an intended end girl, but there’s so many good girls that I almost wish he made a harem with the main girls from every arc
Especially Voso. After everything she did she definitely deserves her husbando

>>27969726
cute

>>27969726
Kobold man good

>>27970064
How?

>>27970067
I'll be writing alternate endings for all main girls

>>27969985
The only sensible thing to do would be to kidnap a man and threaten him into dominating her.

>>27969726
>condoms
You are the worst.

>>27970136
Lots and lots of extra child making sex. He can't think of shogs if he's thinking of his daughter and wife

>>27970154
not him but NICE

>>27969372
I hope nav draws some daringly exposed pears too

I want to be captured by a horde of nasty green goblins and you know how it ends.

>>27968578
Holsts, of course

>>27971378
>you know how it ends.
Becoming a father and raising your daughters into responsible adults?

>>27967846
Imagine the most smug Demon rehearsing her speech she plans give her future husband to scare him only to bum rushed and carried off to the nearest hotel once she walks through the portal.

>>27971242
Not even horse pussy can make Sylvanas a decent character.

https://pastebin.com/Pd482C9V

Anybody remember this stupid fucking gunpla wight story? Anyway, here's a new small chapter for it.

>>27971999
I was waiting for this. Thank you anon, wight love is eternal.

>>27971999
more wight more wight more wight

>>27972166
finally, someone that says what we're all thinking

Remember anons that if it's cold for you it's cold for a monster so make sure to bring them in for warmth

>>27971999
Thank you based anon

>>27968829
>"Mama really wishes she could give tou siblings, sweetie…how about you help me with that~"

for oyakodon is it hotter for the loli to present her mom's pussy or mom presenting the loli to you?

>>27973773
woah, scary

>>27973978
They look innocent until they drag you under water

>>27973978
Not so smug when she's out of water

>like to observe Dark Knight waifu fighting
>her fighting style doubles as a sort of "erotic dance"
>she enjoys the idea of you masturbating to her smacking around Order paladins
>helps that she gets extra power ups from that

>>27973978
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>>27974249
>the stronger the opponents the bigger the arousal and power up
>routed a small Order army by herself because husband was particularly horny one day

>When you feed starving monster girls and they fill out into super curvy girls now hungering for your dick.

ded

>>27975435
no u

>>27975435
>Never go exploring in a tomb of ancient heroes just to discover some zombies in old, but still nice looking, armor and weapons they wield very clumsily.
>Decide to adventure with them out of pity of just leaving (and looting) their home.
>As you adventure, and inevitably sleep with, them you notice a few things.
>Their movements seem to be getting a little less clumsy with time and their movements quicker.
>Their gray skin seems to be getting more pale and you swear they're looking a little more muscled.
>Eventually they're almost as good as regular people in a party.
>After scoring it big and partying all night with them (which generally involves you sleeping with all of them) you wake up to find them all snuggling with you.
>And bidding you good morning with normal dication.
>And moving about as if they were alive again.
And that's how you get a wight harem.

Amaterasu is a fine wolf girl

>>27975435
unded

I want to eat a monster girl.

>>27975658

>>27976283
Welp.
I know what I must do.
Her.

>>27975820
I want a monster girl to eat me.

>>27976283
Man, she's been planning this for 7 days and she blew her one chance to impress Anon.

Is there any way to escape a sandworm ambush?

>>27976482
Walk without rhythm.

>>27976482
Cover yourself in Tabasco sauce.

>>27976482
Travel in groups of at least 1+ the maximum number of sandworms

>>27973978
>Maam, I got you untangled from the net five minutes ago. You don't have to keep making those helpless poses.

>>27960531
Why is Cheshire always in threads when half her lines are "I'm not actually a real cat girl you know"?

>>27977584
Because its a Cheshire cosplaying cheshire.

>>27977584
She can't fool the cat detector

>>27977584
Barb turned her into an MGE Cheshire Cat.

>>27977571
That's her kink

>>27974834
We must take good care of starving, homeless monsters. Otherwise, we are the real monsters.

>>27976380
Same

>>27977692
Exactly.
Take them home, feed them, love them, let them love you.

>>27977692
Realistically you'll just get arrested for kidnapping.

Gonna go hunting with the new girl. She's gonna show me a place that very few hunters know about.

>>27977692
that's a good set

>>27977913
Your bedroom.

>>27977996
I didn't even know there was more.

>>27978092
around 4 pictures, I believe.

Reminder that foxes are not to be trusted.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to give smol cats scritches to boost morale.
Yours, theirs, doesn't matter.
It gets boosted regadles.

>>27978249
I will trust them regardless.

>>27978249

>>27977692
I wonder if that'd be some kind of fantasy a monster girl would have; like a reverse of the usual scenario.

>>27978807
>onee-chan
Lady, let's not kid ourselves here. You're an old hag, and that's exactly what I like.

>>27978249
They also pee everywhere.

For all of you haremfags,
what's the relationship between your daughters and their non-birth mothers like?

>>27979464
She is basically a second mother to her. Wife loves her and treats her as her own. It has also made other wife wish she had her own.

Man's Best Wife

>>27978249
Rude and racist.

>>27979464
My Shog daughter gets bullied once in awhile when my Kiki wife examines the house every week, but she tries teaching her a few non-shog related cleaning practices and still treats her as if she was her own for the most part.

>>27980574
Is the one on the left supposed to be an oppai loli? If so, are their any regular lolis?

>>27980205
Whos the head wife? Shog or kiki?

Surely your wife has a FAT tail to molest, right?

>>27964506
Aren't some neets married already?

>>27980670
mine does

>>27980574
Needs to fade into a YOU DIED at the end

>>27969985
There are plenty of rebels looking to mere haughty monster girls. Pity those who desire a gentleman to dominate them, because those are hard to find in a monster dystopia.

>>27980833
Gonna turn a slit-mouth into a kissuslut.

>>27977913
thats just a human

>>27981311
Well yeah. You think they'd actually let dangerous monsters become hunters?

I have zero resistance t monsters, I'd become the husband of the first one to cross my path. Gotta be careful going for walks.

>>27980657
I told them they were equals. Of course, they took that to mean whoever got me to cum the most was the higher ranked wife.

Almost that time of the year. Is your wife becoming more spooky?

>>27981813
She tends to flatline at her usual level of spooky. I'll put a witch's hat on her later.

>>27981958
>"Husband, what is the meaning of this hat? Is it a part of some experiment you're doing? If so, I expect a full report on your findings later."

Spider-nurse?

>>27981632
And who is winning that?

>>27982351
Spider-nurse, spider-nurse
Surely you won't get worse
Spins a band-aid, any size
Cares for boys who are not too wise
Look out! Here comes the spider-nurse!

Meat meat meat meat meat meat

>>27982630
The human world is a world of meat. The spirit is nothing more than twitching, trembling meat. Whoever denies meat will become extinct.

>>27982682
Imagine the Wendis raiding that dinner for the MEAT

>>27978249
They are, however, to be impregnated.

>>27982467
My shoggoth daughter

>>27982489
>"Uh, Ms. Spider-nurse? Why are we going to the maternity ward."
>"Oh, I just wanted you to meet my friend who works there. We'll be coming back to see her in about 9 months from now~"
>"Wait, wha-"
And then young anon got wrapped up.

>>27983024
She seems a bit cocky for someone about to become so heavily pregnant, it'll be difficult to move.

>>27983002
No meat is safe around wendis no matter how much you lock it up. Hacking, driving, welding, forgery, disguises, they'll learn any skill.

>>27983150
>local fox even more smug after getting pregnant

"WIIL YOU WALK INTO MY PARLOUR?" SAID THE SPIDER TO THE BOY.

>>27983463
Ushi-sama pls. We're married. Stop calling the bedroom "your parlor." If you want to cuddle just say so.

Has anyone thought of the ultimate duo of deal makers?
Demon and tanuki, partners in money!

>>27978249

>>27983643
Gib brownie

>>27983664

>>27983549
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair
And I have many pretty things to shew when you are there

I want to do some seriously lewd shit with a houri, but they seem too pure to defile with that kind of stuff.

>>27983774
Sex is pure if you love her.

>>27983581
I'm too focused on tanuki and creeping coin to think about demons.

>>27983463
Why is she shouting, I was sleeping god damn

>>27983794
Would she still look at me with those same heart-pupil eyes after finding out what a pervert I am?

>>27983844
She is very smol

>>27983886
TITS!

>>27983957
No nipples so it's fine, right?

>>27983886
Come back when you're older, spidey

>>27983874
You're her pervert, so yes.

>>27983981
> She does just that
>Through some means unknown to you, she returns a few years later in an ambush
>Only now her torso's nearly twice the size of a man's and her rear spider bit's large as a car
>Her breasts are almost large enough for you to bury your chest in and her long silver hair flows about her and over her legs like webbing

>>27984872
And that is perfectly fine

>>27984872
Well someone ate their veggies.

>>27985429
>>27985685
She's a very active hunter too, she doesn't rely on webbing so much, she's what experts in the business call a "trap sweater spider". It's a devious ambush tactic, and very effective. The warm and fluffy confines and the soft breasts ensure the least amount of struggle from her prey. You'll feel paralysed in her embrace and she'll spin you around to face her, jerk you off and slip you inside all while you remain cocooned in her specialised sweater.

It's a terrible fate.

When I'm driving, I like to think my monster waifus are in the car
When I'm shopping, I like to think my monster waifus are right there with me
When I'm playing vidya, I like to think I'm in a voice chat with monster girls
When I'm watching football, I like to think my monster waifus are watching and/or prepping the BBQ
When I'm working, I like to think a monster girl will break in and rape me on the spot
When I'm humping my body pillow, I like to think the pillow is a monster girl
When I'm cuddling my body pillows, I like to think they're my monster waifus cuddled up with me in bed

>>27984872
I'd welcome her with open arms.

>>27986613
When you say football, you mean handegg, right?

Sure, the big fancy wight ruling the kingdom may be nice, but what about the hard working lich making sure the kingdom and all its inhabitants are doing ok? Don't you want to be the man that makes sure she's okay?

>>27987863
Son I'm working the graveyard shift as is!

>>27987878
But you could work the graveyard shift togther! Imagine all the lonely zombies who need the help?

But Kaiju girls tho

>>27987965
I love the dead... often.

>>27959244
That's a ton of text...

>>27977815
kidnapping what exactly?
they aren't registered

>>27983692
muh

>when your Kiki finds a random condom in your pants pocket

>>27988737
Silly Kiki doesn't know about my super-duper waterballoons.

Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

>>27989175
With ears that long? Yes.

>MGE Halloween skeleton song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amGldFHsCcU

>>27989175
Now we need an MG Sniper Doggo and the setup's complete.

>>27988737
Well how else am I meant to have broken-condom sex?

Big fat monster tats

>>27990363
That's pretty much the High Orc. The making of talks about how they have mushroom condoms filed with potions that are made to break during sex.

>>27987863
What about being the man who tutors a loli Lich. By having sex in lots of lewd and sometimes gravity-defying positions with her.

>>27991361
Nah

I want an ancient evil mindflayer to flay the fuck out of me.

>>27992059
Well Anon you're going to have to settle with your childhood friend who's always lived next door to you no matter what anyone else says.

>>27992121
childhood friend who's always lived next door? No clearly it was a dearly loved mentor figure whose always been there to protect him.

>>27992121
Is this one of her "wipe your memory and make you live out a new normal life until she decides to feast upon the experiences and emotions that you had in this new life" scenarios?

>>27992226
More of an "ancient evil now just wishes for a quiet life" scenarios.

>>27992226
>Live ten drastically different lives with her
>On your thousandth anniversary, she unlocks all your memories and gives you the choice of continuing your favourite or something entirely different.

>>27992451
The only thing I would say to her in regards to this would be updated my journal

>>27992451
>>27992331
>When she gives you the "there is something wrong with my normal human wife" scenario
One of the more scary ones.

>>27993248
That's good because it's subtle. I like the "Why am I the only guy in a freakily functional small town populated scarcely entirely by mysterious women who all eye rape me" scenario.

>>27929481
>You are a traveler in the desert lands and see one man standing on rocks and another injured man laying on the sand
>"You there! Stop where you are, STAY ON THE ROCKS! Don't step on the sand, it makes the sandworms crazy! Lazlow, don't mov- *ground shakes as a sandworm approaches* NO, HELP!"
>horny sandworm noises and snatches Lazlow away
>"Dear God! Poor Lazlo! The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end!"
>An hour or so later, pic related is Lazlow's POV

>>27995040
Is this like a Tremors reference or something?

>>27995660
Half-life 2

>>27995976
People keep bringing up Half-Life everywhere I go

So Genshin Impact... Does it got potential monstergirl material? Mostly from what I see it has good quality Waifus and Husbandos, Paimon the Floating Emergency Food Onahole Loli, gods and goddess. A new popular femboy trap character that everyone wishes to have and muh magic and fantasy. Any Monstergirl material from it?

https://youtu.be/PmRMna6l_TA

just listened to some of her lines and I was pleasantly surprised. On top of being super shy, she's also kinda awkward in a stuttery way. That's a very special kind of cute

>>27996277
No monstergirls beyond the occasional kemonomimi. Also all the girls have normal chest proportions due to the art style. Great game for fujos, though.

>>27996277
Not really at this time. The electro mage enemy makes a good Dark Mage though

>Lilim wife finds out you liked "Succubus Prison"
>Gets inspired
>Next time you see her she has a really ominous smirk
help me

Have you ever been vexed by a ranger general?

>>28000068
No but I have taken an arrow to the knee from one.

>>28000068
Tiddies too big, looks like Horde propaganda

Would MGE Zipangu have a aggressive spirit of a woman with a slit mouth asking you if she's pretty and may or may not stab you in the face?

https://youtu.be/gesb2GCmmYQ

>>28000939
>Would MGE Zipangu have a meme
Yes

>>28001486
These Xiangshi are getting more interesting by the day.

>>28001486
>When you just write "A" on the talisman

>>28001486
>milk production on the nipple seals.
>Baby production on the head seal.

>>27966445
>request
Typical "boy reaches adulthood and leaves home to stop a monster" premise. The twist is his village is basically just kicking him out of town and putting him at the doorstep of the unmarried monstergirl hoping that the problem will resolve itself either way, all while pretending it's a pure and noble quest.

>>28002932
Very serious conflict!

a

>>28002932
That dark priest has one very thicc tail.

>>28003081
A shark selkie?

>>28003173
Atlantian

>>28003261
Then I'll be the Mr. Schubert to her Man from Atlantis if you catch my meaning

>>28003081
Gonna bully the shark by dripping some blood into the water and then run and hide.

>>27966445
A Ochimusha is reminiscing about all the times her and lord spent together. During this time she has frustration with her lord for denying her what she wants secretly but also praises him. They will also travel a little bit and it obvious that she is really protective of her master against monster that wants to takes him away from her.

I had this mental image of a Lich that gave herself a Resident Evil Tyrant-styled muscular body lately.
Would you accept hugs from one?

>>28003842
What ho, Muscle Lich! Might you cast us a spell?

>>27970154
Nice

I want to eat out lots of dark elf pussy
i'm such a lewd slut

>>28004298
Human boys love their Drow pussy

>>27966445
Kiki-chan and shog-blob

>>27968040
'ave bizzare and intense emotional response to physical contact
'ate Yeti
Simple as

>>28004511
not specist just don't like 'ugs

>>28003842
>When a lich goes alchemy instead of normal spellcasting.

>>28003081
Please stick to /hlg/

>>28004636
like 'ugs just don't like 'etis

>>28003842
>tfw running late for work and trying to get ready to leave but my massive lich gf is pretending she's Nemesis and keeps pursuing me through the house

>>27977913
>New partner knows her stuff
>Supports you without carrying you allowing you to grow on your own
>Although she seems to changing as well. You could swear she has horns but says it's just part of her new armourset
>After many trials the two of finally make it to the final confrontation
>Your partner turns into a dragon and double-teams you with the final boss
>You now have two elder dragon wives that pout when you use the 'e' word
CC monstergirls are scarier because they know how to be patient

>>27970154
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>28004902
Gold Dragons > Black Dragons
just fyi

>>28005074
Dragons suck. Just another quest for me to clear on my way to glory.

>>27996277
It has a fairy, jiang-shi cunny and a nerd catgirl

>>28003842
Sounds good to me.

>>28005253
>Black Dragons
Always put off the main quest of defeating the lilim to help out the starting town.

>>28005530
ignore the black dragon part

>>28005530
I think it's cool when the 'evil' you're fighting comes back to the starting area and all of a sudden it's a high level area where the enemies are upgraded versions of the first ones you fought

>>28005253
>Dragons suck
And they are pretty good at it, let me tell you

>>28005660
Poor West Harbor never stood a chance...

>>28005784
I'm more upset we never got the chance to fuck Neeshka

>>28005784
>Ancient evil goes to Hamilton
Does she want to get mugged!?

>>28005905
Neeshka always felt like a little sister to me, even when she was significantly older than me.

>>28005961
True. Still the best girl though.
Also it was funny that if you roll a tiefling and come to Highcliff with Neeska in party, the mayor (if it was mayor, I played the game long time ago) would think you two are a couple and Neeshka would get adorably flustered.

>>28006215
Nice attention to detail. But a yandere Elf was enough for me.

Imagine going to a gym sauna in a monster realm

>>28005530
>help out the starting town
And screw up my reputation with the local bandits? I might want their help taking down a castle lord someday.

>>28006445
I'd be embarrassed about getting a raging boner next to a really ripped monster girl.

>>28006445
>Going to a gym sauna
If you consider doing something like this, you might as well just walk into the MG changing room naked.

>>28006654
>might as well just walk into the MG changing room naked.
Plausible deniability. If you walk into the changing room it's too obvious. You have to trick them into taking the initiative by tempting them in a normal situation. Or you're just a perv that like to look at sweaty muscled women either way you ensure the desired outcome

Imagine getting a shirt with zipangese writing on it and not knowing it says “breeding stud” and walking around with it on full view that’d be so embarrassing

>>28007108
Sounds like a chad shirt to me.

>>28006997
Just tell the MGs your friends were playing a prank on you and lead you into the MG changing room

>>27970154
If you include a 20 years after marriage epilogue I will worship you as greatest writefag

>>28007108
>Kunoichi start blushing
>An Ochi trips over her own feet.
>Hebis start giggling.
>Kappa blush and look from the water
>Ryu-san just starts stammering, then flailing, then passes out.

>>28007108
I would keep wearing it after I found out what it says.

>>28007201
>Y-yeah heh heh my friends that totally exist dared me to do it haha
Imagine the post snu-snu teasing
>>28007108
>Land on Zipangu for vacation
>The tourism board gives you a shirt that says "good luck" or something you couldn't quite catch through the tour guides accent
>Walk around and wonder why everyone is staring at you
They sure have gotten crafty with those birthrate increasement measures

>>28007618
Onis, now in Rumiko Takahashi style