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MMMMOIST
MOIST
calli's badonkers
PREDICT GURA'S PLAN NOW
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1cjfFxHvgghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFD9ebXoAY
Guys what is she BUILDING??????
So when Gura gets to 1 million, who gets the youtube trophy ? Does it get to Gura or does Yagoo keep it in office will all of the superchats ?
GURA, COME TO APPLEBEES!
What was today's SHARK FACT?
>try again retardGura!?
>>27920604>>27920609Gura is for
>>27920604The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my stream. Don't just get her out of the stream, get her out of Hololive because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your memes, and you say your Eekum Bokums, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your dogs, talk about Korone 3:16…GURA 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
moist cunny
Is her stream dying or am I the retard
>>27920614A gold farm so she can fund everyone's gacha addiction
>ApplebeesCalli no don't look!
Are you frustrated?
Diabolical, devious
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS STUPID BRAT
>>27920614mine random materials for 2 hours"buh byeeeeee"
>>27920614an irrigation system that keeps all the crops moist
>>27920604>Gura reaches 1 000 000 subs>Makes celebration stream reservation>40 000 people in waiting room for hours beforehand>She's late>Hellllo is this thing on>Boop pa pa pa pa pa pa!>Oh gosh, oh gawssh, thank yu all for your support>I'm >So now>What was I saying>Now I'll play some games>I'm here to play games in the first place, amirite?>Plays Hellish Quart on stream or some other random early access tech demo>200 000 people watch her play obscure game with 3 downloads by that point while giggling to herself
Moist cute and funny!
>obsidian, lots of iron, and woodwhat's your guess on what she's making anon?
This thread, this is the one.
So Guras confirmed a coal burner after this stream right?
im moist
>50 minutes into the stream>we still don't know what the secret plan isOpSec shark is OpSec
Listen she has a plan
>FAT VEINS
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGTHREAD FUCKING THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY
>>27920614You can't fool me you goofy lookin nnspy
FAT VEINS
moist, moist, moistlook at these fat veins
Ina... your schedule...
>my cunny is so moist right now, ame can't come on soon enoughWhat the fuck Gura, you can't just say that on stream.
>>27920612Mori's Mori's!
>look at these FAT VEINSShe has to know what she's doing my god
>>27920640She's in her late 20s
>MOISTIs critikal gonna claim another holo? Is he a harem protagonist?
GURA IS IN CONTROL
LOOK AT THESEFATVEINS
Should I just cough up the money for a Haachama sub?
Why did they name the reaper after a WWII tank?
>>27920619a shark cage
>Gura walks up to you and twists your nipples through your shirtWhat do?
Gura on meth or just happy after the first paycheck arrived?
>>27920614Just one last train, Ina.
>look at these thick veins
>>27920650>after this stream>he doesn't know
i feel bad for people who don't enjoy gura's style. i hope they find someone who makes them smile as much as she makes me smile.
>building a prison?>funny you mention that-Gura what uh, what are you doing there?
>>27920606thanks bruv
Shes gonna build a prison to trap the merchants, holy shit
>splended, oh yesUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gura is gonna make the holocaust look like a fucking joke
>look at these FAT VEINSI can't take it bros...
GURA IS GOING TO LOCK ME IN AN IRON CAGE AND DO DIABOLICAL THINGS TO ME
>>27920670SO?
>>27920650your mom
Uh ohSTINKY
>>27920683cum
>>27920622youtube'll probably pull some shit and claim she doesn't qualify for some reason
>>27920661Is this the chosen thread?
>>27920645K I N O
No Gura he has the high ground
>>27920677Because of her thick frontal armor.
>>27920661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBAFJWbd30
The plan was to drink until the pain's over
CHOOSE>Get 500k bucksOR>Being able to sniff and pound Gura's sweaty and moist pussy for 1 hour
>>27920630
>>27920661>29 videoskek
That's it, I'm beating my meat to this smug shark. I'm fucking frustrated
I just want to protect her smile chumbuds...I want to see her happy, with the crown firmly on her head.
>>27920678JOPchama...
>Come this way you disgusting Chink piece of Winnie the Pooh shitJesus Gura, I think that was unnecessary.
>>27920614Traveling through the nether to travel large distances to try to find the coral reef.
>>27920630no she's 9447
>>27920665What font is that?
>Come here you ugly niggerdamn Gura
>>27920717500k easy
>JP live translation
>>27920633Nah it's been fucking up since the beginning
I can't believe she called the creeper an ugly nigger
>>27920677add it to the list of meanings
>hasn't seen the Okayu prison sagadoes SHE even watch vtubers?
argh shes so cute fuck ooooff
>>27920712but what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
>french kisses you>sits on your lap, pressing down on your bulge>takes it out, rubbing you for a while>gives you a footjob for a bit>puts your dick against her flat chest before licking the head a bit>notices you getting close and stops>backs up and sits down normally again saying "Ah well let's stop there. Wanna watch a movie?"Frustrated, anon?
>>27920612Forrest's Cantaloupes
>>27920717>get the 500k>move to Thailand
>>27920661hoooooccchhhaaaaa
>>27920672He's way too short the only Holo that would even LOOK at him is fucking Cali...
>>27920670and has managed to maintain the cunnytrue perfection
>>27920604I can't believe gura is building Auschwitz and is going to gas the holos..........
Cute voice
I am forced to watch a lot of children's TV in my daily life because I have a kid. Watching Gawr Gura just feels like I'm watching Paw Patrol or something. It's the most bland inoffensive self-referential humour imaginable, mixed in with a bunch of eyebrow-wiggling about memes that the audience is supposed to be familiar with.Literally every "funny" thing she says is either "haha, I know that meme!" or "haha, she said the thing!" It's dumber than brainlet comedy, it's actual children's entertainment.
>56k goddamn
>>27920717already have the other so I'll take gura
>>27920678I felt that
SHE'S BUILDING GAY BABY JAIL
>>27920717500k bucks, easy.
>>27920717Gura's cunny
>>27920717500k as long as it's not federally taxed
>>27920737All of them seem to get live translations
>>27920678Based
this cute shark
>>27920683Mating press
>>27920639DEVILISH
>iron bars>ObsidianIs she making a player trap?
Why does Gura, Ina and Kiara likes Ame so much?
>>27920717500k so I can keep donating to her
>>27920630I wanna lick that tummy.
>>27920614Ina, your schedule...
>>27920649>no redstoneI have no fucking idea
>>27920717the second one but only if i am snuffed out immediately after
>>27920717$500k easy.I already don't fuck anybody.
>>27920677They actually named her after a lyric in Blinded by the Light
>>27920717500K bucks
X-potato bros.... Are we going to make it?
tfw gura will hoocha those ugly hags itt
>>27920748aye, i'll chum to that.
>>27920748INSTANTMATINGPRESS
>>27920748
>>27920677Anon, do your etymology reps
>>27920677that's an artillery unit you fuckin pleb
>>27920742No, why would she?
>>27920630>>27920778UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27920677they named the tank after her
>>27920761FIRST TRYYYYYYY IDIOT*falls into lava*
>>27920717Man I definitely want her cunny but 500k is a lot of money, I'll take the money
>>27920757and it heals my heart
>>27920614Doesn't matter because she'll never finish it
>>27920683Pin her down and mating press her
>>27920645you've got her mannerisms and speech patterns down to a science
WHAT IS SHE PLANNING BROS
>>27920717500kSpend it on ikea sharksMail them all to my daughter
*CLAP*
bros... that clap...
>>27920670Actually. she's in her late 9000s.
>>27920688I liked her low energy comfy roomates stream more.
>>27920757ogey
>>27920677Because they both have a big rack
What the fuck is her problem
>>27920683twist hers back then rough sex
>>27920757says he, while posting yuyuyu
I can't believe Gura is making a pedojail.
>>27920748>nuzzles your bulgy wulgy>uwu plz punish me
>>27920661>Gura 941kKorone 945k>FBK 946kTrue thread theme:https://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18
>>27920678wow we truly are the same huh
>>27920707why? it makes no sense lol.
>>27920811le epic horny jail
>>27920773not without redstone, or so I would think
>>27920630VIOLENT MATING PRESS IMPREGNATION RAPE
>>27920678i'm not even sure this counts as seethe anymore
SHE'S MAKING A PRISON TO KEEP AME AND INA AS HER SEX SLAVES
God her face rigging is such trash... fuck you Cover.
>>27920737>not knowing english in 2020
>>27920748That brat. I'll show her
How much alcohol and cocaine did Gura take before this stream?
>>27920785Delete that
>crafting iron bars before iron tools
>>27920757Frustrated?
Gura's absolutely on fire today, that echo clap was great
>>27920815it's fine. the low energy always comes back after an hour or two.
Is it just me, or does Gura sound high as fuck on something?
>>27920717First one and then donate it all to Gura so she lets me sniff and pound her sweaty moist pussy for 1 hour
Gura clapping her cheeks
>>27920835This.
>>27920838the first check came, gotta celebrate somehow
>>27920842Don't they already have an iron golem farm?
>>27920842I want to enter the Morisphere
>>27920677It was also the title of a Tomas the Train episode
>thank you for your service
>>27920748Aye, I'll chum to that.
>>27920837>Up
>>27920837You can't attack me I'll use my rape whistle and tell everyone you attacked me!Stupid Aniki... you can't do anything to me!
is she gonna accidentally murder Yorgan?
LET THE CULLING BEGIN
>gura is into population control
>>27920748Don't make me fap during my daughter's stream
>got some beef we're gonna go slam
Doggo deserved better. She didn't do 24hr stream after 24hr stream just to end up in 2nd place.
I can't believe Gura's committing genocide
>>27920809I'm actually sloshed and it's 3AM
>>27920717500k, spend a portion of it commissioning porn of various holos.
>population control through eugenicsJESAS
>>27920855Based paypig
Gura is literally Hitler, I'm unironically shaking and crying right now
>>27920757cool pasta my niggy
>>27920815Same, glad I managed to find a couple of the archives that were reuploaded but I still wish I had more
sharkmind....
DO YOUR PART
>>27920669there is so much quote mining potential here
I am LOVING this hard S shark eat me Gura
>>27920717500k.
Are you ready friends? youtube-dl --cookies cookies.txt -o - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFD9ebXoAY | tee stream.mp4 | mpv -
>>27920875Make sure to use the Aztec death whistle
>>27920717Second one anyone who thinks 500k is a lot is a jabroni mark
>>27920757>"I am forced to watch a lot of children's TV in my daily life because my tard wrangler knows I can't handle anything else"Why didn't you just say the truth anon?
>>27920878It seems like something a Latinx would be into
>>27920827>Final hoursBased.
gura's reflex for call letters is W, not K.
>>27920757Yeah. It is children's entertainment. May I introduce you to Pewdiepie the number one youtuber? He has grown his empire off the back of the same demographic and it's brilliant.
Sharkcast when?
W GII U R A
>57K>She has run in circles for an hourS-sugoi
>>27920823The correct term is cunnyprison and she's going to trap us all
>>27920897Are you frustrated?
Jesus.... Graduate now!
>>27920830BONK
This girl is absolutely on fire
>>27920903>calling it "Zatsudan" instead of something like "chit-chat" is that supposed to make it sound more sophisticated or something?
>403WGee?URAWhat the fuck, gura?
Gura that's not how you pronounce the letter G...
GURA NO
flat jokes transcend the language barrier
>>27920748Why must you people always get feet involved?
WHAT THE FUCK GURA?!
gura WHY?!
>>27920897No nigggah
>tries to make joke>"did that make sense?">is immediately embarassedThis shark is too precious
Headshot.
>>27920678We are one of two soul.
>>27920630Admiring your fat veins!
>She killed the merchantwhy
>Gura fucking murders the merchantO-oy vey
>>27920888JESAS?!
>>27920661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI
please tell me she just doxxed herself by saying the first radio station numbers that came to mind and pedophiles are on their way to her zipcode.
>>27920757Do you know Pekora?
>>27920757I was like you until I just embraced that I'm watching children's programming. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you'll come to appreciate Gawr Gura's streams. Or don't and just go do something else.
Gura is top ENKorone will be top JPWhy do we lump them in together?
>>27920897I smell a rrat
>>27920894Verynice
Gura wants a slave
>>27920717Sniff and fuck Gura pussy, easy.
>I guess I could've locked that smelly jew in a iron cage instead of brutally murdering him
>>27920871This explains the Happy Meal Harold from Calli's sample stream.
wtf gura is bringing back slavery
>>27920897You can't stop it
>>27920748i'd push her down and dick her to heck and back
KEK
>>27920924I raffednot because of the joke but because of the quality
>>27920924jesus just find a png for godsake
>>27920757>I have a kidWe know, you fucked up.
>>27920897Based
>can you put leads on villagers?>maybe don't answer thatG-GURA?
gura is restarting the atlantic slave trade
>>27920912>latinx Go back.
>ghee U R AIndian confirmed
Gura really hates merchants...
She is building a iron farm isn't she
>Putting the merchants into "camps"GURA NOOOO
gura... you can put the lead on me...
SO WHERE'S THE PRANK
>>27920915it's a classic meme from old movies and TV shows. They always said W in those and that's how it spread virally.
>>27920757She's not a stand-up comedian, she's a vtuber.
DEATH TO MERCHANTS
>>27920948Abayo
>>27920883maybe she should have put more effort into those English lessons instead.
>Killed the jewbased shark
>>27920903gib cookies.txt
>>27920915That just means east of the mississippi or she watched too much tv with her grandparents and saw those stupid old tv shows. Or she's into public radio and listens to WBUR-Boston
>>27920883I always watched youtube and streams while logged out except if it was 18+ shit you need to log in for, I busted out my account just for her last week.
>>27920924yo Cover is gonna find your ip and take legal actionidk where you found this photo but you better delete it
>Gura wants to give weed to the villagersDUDE
>>27920883Because of Gura she is not going to be number one even for a single second. FBK and Korone are about to get SHARKED.
>I suppose i could've put him in some iron bars>long pausewe're skipping straight to the concentration camp arc huh?
>>27920948Good thing this is censored
>Iron bars>leads>leatherIs she building an S&M dungeon?
>>27920937To filter out the fagsFeet are based
>>27920948abayo
>>27920962NO
>>27920948>deadflowUnbelievably based
>>27920948Good riddance anon
>>27920907thats 500k more than I have right now
>>27920948If this artist draws Gura my dick is done for
>>27920897Try all you might, this train has no breaks.
>>27920897Im doing my part too
>>27920894
I can't believe Gura wants to commit genocide...
>>27920912(you) again, huh
>>27920927retardchama...
Radio station she made up starts with a W, looks like she is US based from east of the Mississippi.
>>27920948thank you for your sacrifice anon, enjoy your vacation
Why is gura building a concentration camp
>Kills the Merchant>Leads on VilliagersJesus. Gura...
>SHE KNOWS M's POP MUSICBASED
>that whisperASMR WHEN AAAAAAAA
Her popping is activating my autism.I wanna claw my eyes out
Gura will never go *poppoppoppop* on your schlong...
>gura streaming>thread goes to shithmm
>>27920748>What are you gonna do about it?
>>27921009Feet are STINKY
Talk aboutPop Music!I feel old as hell
Who comfy here?
>no that sounds HELPFUL, why would I wanna do that?
>>27920903>not --hls-use-mpegts
>>27920927it's just chit-chat in Japanese
>smol>hates merchants>retarded english fanbaseGura's literally just shark Ars, huh...
Kiara come back, Gura is going to complete the concentration camp before you
>>27920883Dog does not, and never has, given a shit about her numbers
>>27920757Do japanese kids not watch the JP vtubers? Youtube's overtaken cable TV so streamers have some good exposure.
Gura. you're supposed to a make a conversation deck.
Reminder that she is using a charm and every single one of you have exceedingly low magic resistance.
>>27920614
>>27920883Don't worry. She'll continue to EOP pander with more English Only streams and hope that saying "doggo" enough times will get her some of Gura's supporters.
>>27921021based! dope! superlit!
She want's to collar the villagers, and wants iron barsGura's work camp making a return?
>>27920950Merchants get the gas.
>>27920897I got you, boss.
>>27920903Hey friend i suggest you to output to file with --no-part option and just open the file with mpv so you can archive and watch at the same time
>>27921026another nail in the "non-american gura" coffin, which has had a surface made entirely of nails for weeks.
>SKINNING MY WOOD
>SKINNING WOOD
>>27920963Because JP is clearly trying to adapt globally. They are both global now.
>ywn have your wood skinned by guraWhy live?
>Building a prison camp>Cold blood murders a merchant>"Can you put leads on villagers?"Jesus Christ you'd think it'd be Kiara but this is something
gura learned about circumcision
>>27921036This thread has been great what the fuck are you smoking schizo
I can't deal with Gura today. I'm fucking losing it here.
Gura just learned how.
>>27920937im not a big fan of feet but something like 20% of holo fan art feetures feeti made that number up but it's alot
>>27921073But SHE said she’s from the USA
>>27921068Gurag
>>27920897>160-200 users hereyeah it ain't gonna work
>>27921040What do you mean anon. I used to listen to Pop Muzik! all the time as a kid. It cannot be all that old....
timewarp check: 1 hourand we still don't know what she's doingand Ame's stream is starting so see you faggots later I guess
>>27921086I'm losing my fucking sides
>>27921090are you illiterate?
>>27921041Reminder that Amelia liked this proving she loves slight femdom
>>27921073You do realize that living in america doesn't make you american, right? American nationality and ethnicity doesn't exist.
>>27921093
>>27920630menhera...
>There has to be a pun somewhere in your name gee(g) you(u) are(r) a(a) (amazing shark) (g.u.r.a) blank ^_^Which one of you was it?
Gura lives in a place with nothing to do, so she made up her own fun by singing to animals and shit. She knows a lot of vocab and jargon from the south. heavily influenced by country themes. so just delete the west and northern region of the US.
>>27921111cope
>>27921093kek
>>27921090I’m a retard and read your post wrong>>27921104Yes
>>27921050and that's a good thing!
>>27921109Yeah that's why she's the best
>>27920992>she's not a comedian That much is clear
>>27921101She's obviously building a jail or some sort.
>oh... what's upBro how is she so fucking funny
>>27921053korone is one of the hololive girls where i'm 100% sure she's just doing whatever she wants all the time. she never seems to hop on trends and i feel weirdly proud of her getting to a mllion subs streaming mostly retro kusoge, but I also feel like she'd stream retro kusoge to a hundred subs just as happily
>>27920923YES
>>27921094What's the deal with the Mori weed edits?
>this fucking newbie is gonna become the #1 Hololiver in little over a month with an aimless Minecraft stream where she has no idea what she's even doing
>>27921055Youtube had to specifically make a "kids" branch due to all the "pregnant Spiderman poops on Elsa" videos. so doubtful kids will stumble onto Gura.
>>27921094haha
>>27921093based
>>27921111We've discussed this a thousand times. She's french.
Haven't been able to watch the stream, any lore updates on Gura?
leaving just one
>>27921041Im dropping marine beacuse of her new outfit and picking up matsuri
>>27921129it's to lock up all the retards in chat spamming instructions on how to play the game.
>>27921138she was an addict in reaper college
>>27921036What do you expect anon, it's a feeding frenzy
>>27921073We already knew she was american from her timezone, the real question is what color of american
I'm going to mating press this stupid brat
>>27921111Everyone is American. It's an amazing thing. You're all American, even if you don't want to be.
>purposefully picking the annoying optionOh yeah, she's looking for a mating press alright.
>>27920924>>27921094>both you hit the bluntWhat do now?
>can't even sing the jeopardy themeYouTube is a shit website, jesus christ.
AH JIZZ
>>27921155cringe
>>27921036Always has been
>>27921158INAFF
You know Gura closes her stream, sees her views/subscriptions/sub count and cries, right? She's living the dream and you guys are helping her realize it.
>you wanna hear something funny>immediately laughs to herself
she's about to embarrass herself. what is it?
Ina still hasn't posted her schedule yet?
>>27921111Cope, seanigger
those who bet 0 diamonds guess you won
>>27921111>he isn't an american patriot
>>27921141I'd forgotten about that, that was some creepy shit
>942k
>>27921155based
>>27921140Protip: Life isn't fair.
>I wanna find a juicy cave
>1 hour>literally no progress
>>27921156>addicted to weedwhats the real narrative?
OH FUCK SHE'S GONNA DO IT
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING???
>>27920897I'm doing my part!
AW JEEZ
TASTY VEIN
>>27921189She’s too fast...
GURA'S JUICY CAVES UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>27921186Implying she won't somehow find Diamond when she isn't actively looking for it.
Sun confirned for white
>the sun is whiteWhat did she mean by that?
g-gura
>>27920924>>27920924Got any more? I'm looking to build a collection
>>27921167>"Hey bro... You want some fuck?"The spaghetti explodes out of my pockets.
Gura's juicy cave...
>>27921138She hinted at doing it once in college, catching her hair on fire, and then never touching it again after that.
Gura's juicy cave....
30 min to gura pass the dog and the dogfags will finally be free
>>27920717500k, I love Gura but 1 hour isnt enough time to do anything. Last thing I want is to be left wanting more and it not being possible.
>JUICY>TASTY>VEIN
Pounding Gura's juicy cave! num num num
>>27920717500k so I can donate it to my oshi
Can numberfags go to /hlg/ once Ame starts streaming, thanks.
Gura.....
>>27921111Cope harder SEAnigger.
>NICE TASTY VEINUUUUOOOOOHHH
>White PowerJesus Gura calm down
Juicy """caves""" with nice tasty veins
>a nice tasty vein
>a juicy cave with lots of nice, tasty, juicy veinsjesus gura you're lewd
>>27921189>>27921202IS NOT FAIR
> 1 hour and no progressI love Gura
>>27921138She admitted to smoke weed in Japan. Maybe that's the reason of this pics trolling.
>nice tasty veinsmuh
>>27921104Yeah, but I'm interested in identifying her accent. I think its gotta be like Virginia or Upstate New York.
GURA's JUICY CAVE
>>27921140>where she has no idea what she's even doingjust like every dumb e-girls in hololive
>>27921200She smoked once and had a panic attack. Set her hair on fire somehow.
>>27921205we get it you unsubscribed and re-subscribed, take your (you) and go
she read that guy's chat and he didn't even go super...
>>27921189https://youtu.be/A9QTSyLwd4w?t=29
>That wordingShe fucking knows what she's doing
>3k in one hour#1 soon
Gura is an actual pervert isn't she?
I'm sorry but what's her goal? I feel like I'm missing something here
>>27921210yes
REPORT IN TEAMATESWE'RE 1 MINUTE AWAY
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE AN AUDIO COMPILATION FROM THIS
>>27921197with a big vein
>>27921189hayasugiru
senchou really left her mark on gura...
Is anyone archiving Ame's non Archive????
she really wants the gura sextapes up fast for popularity boost huh. Nothing but sexual innuendo spoken on stream.
NO MY KAYFABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh fuck she's gonna say it
>>27921213the sun is white when viewed from outer space. looks like gura lives on the ISS...
>>27921183Nope. The waiting list's ten queues long.
>>27921246i think people have listed every state at this point. it's not one single regional accent. let go of that.
>report Gura for doing drugs on-stream>she gets forced to graduate the very next day>the dog easily jumps over the lazy fox to the #1 spotNothing personnel, chumbuds
Debriss
GURA NOTHE KAYFABE
BREAKING THE 4TH WALLPUT YOUR SHOT GLASSES ON? GURA WHAT'S HAPPENING
>trees over floating dirt blocksame
debrisss
Gawr Gura is an English Virtual YouTuber associated with hololive, as part of its English (EN) branch first generation of Vtubers alongside Ninomae Ina'nis, Takanashi Kiara, Watson Amelia and Mori Calliope.
>>27920757its okay my favourite tv shows are adventure time and ben 10 you can enjoy whatever you want dont let anyone give you shit
>>27920661>Video to clip ratio is directly proportional to channel growthSomeone needs to do a study on this.
>>27921259>he doesn’t know
>>27921259yes
>dee-briss
GURA NO THE KAYFABE
MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY SHIT
sha ha hark
>>27921258always has beenthis is the part where i'd post something from prior life but meido would nuke my ass
Jop numberfag in chatYIKES
>>27921267yes
did she just pronounce debris wrong?narrativebros?
>Gura admitting her laugh is fake
>>27921213you ever looked at the sun? that motherfucker's white as hell
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>279212635 more minutes. As is tradition for Amelia.
>shahaharkmy sides
>trying to copy pekorapardun???
Does 5th gen often show up in each others chat? Think it's nice how often I see it in EN.
GURAHAHA
She's fucking retarded
>942kZOOMIN
>*clap* *clap* *clap*
Holy cringecute
>>27921259>he lacks the critical information
ESLfrends: rate the ENs by understandability
>>27921259just close the tab and play it yourself.
SHA HA HA HARK
>57K, running around in circles.
>>27921196B-but these are anime girls. They're not supposed to be like real life... right?
>>27921276ASASHIN
that was cringe
>SHAR HA HA HA HA KGura...
THE LAUGH IS CALCULATED?WHAT THE FUCK
>wuhaha is fakedaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SHA HA HA HA ARKgura no
Will Gura do the dance for her 3D debut?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55wIt'll be great.
>>27921303she's dumb
shahahahark
>>27921263>(you)
>>27921140>tens of thousands of people letting grown ass women acting cute behind a virtual mask take over their livesWe're already in a Twilight Zone episode...fuck...
>shahahark
>>27921203That tail positioning makes this image absolutely disgusting.
>>27921282Shop glasses anon. Also trying to make shark into a laugh, that's some kind of idea
>>27921183Dude it's her day off, chill.
i don't understand what's going on
>>27921127moist
>>27921296Shar-ha-ha-ha-rrrk!
>>27921304FUCKING DROPPED
THE KEYFABE
I really wanna keep watching but Amelia's stream won't be archived, sorry Gura
>Ame pushed up the streamAMELIA STOP WATCHING GURA AND GIVE ME MY STREAM AHHHHHH
>>27921312do u know pekora?
>>27921337everything is, shark is actually big brained
>>27920661I like Gura and everything, but why is she so popular? I'm probably becoming a boomer now but I just don't see the massive appeal of her did I miss something ... or lost something?
>>27921304literally the oppositeshe wanted to make a fake laughbut her real laugh came out instead
>is it stressful>that pause
Well, that explains the shaaaaaark spam on her debut
>>27920661shit themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QTSyLwd4w
>>27921304>retards ever thought their laughs weren't trained
Pardun?
>gura defending the morality of loliconB[ASED]SHARK
>>27921358NO
>SH HA HA ARK
>>27921328Yeah man, sure.
>>27921258I hope not, Kiara and Gura streams arent good for me anymore.
JAP fags, here's your Doujinshi idea>male eats Gura's bread>Gura complains but the male didn't know anything about it and try to say he's sorry>Gura doesn't listen and tie him up>pages of her slowly apping him, kissing him, teasing him and denying his orgasm while being an unbearable smug brat>males loses it, destroys the tie and instantly mating presses her and cums deep into her and keeps pounding her for hours>she tries to act smug anyway and tease him "It doesn't feel good :') " but eventually she can't stop screaming how much she loves dick>final page is her holding his hand and asking him to go and buy the bread but first she wants to do it again
>>27921325Ame definitely #1the worst is Kiara
>>27921263I'm here!
>>27921259>he missed the mission briefing
>1hour>some coal and iron ore mined>3k subsAre you fucking kidding me?!
APEX PREDATOR
>SHA^HA^HA^HARK^
>Gura's laugh is fakeBROS IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO THE ILLUSION IS RUINED
My sidesBest stream she's done
Thank you all for joining us in this installment of /hlgg/, brought to you by Nissin® Curry Instant Noodles!
GOD THE FUCKING SHAHAHAHARK IS SO FUCKING CRINGE BUT GETS ME EVERY TIME
>Gura's "funny" story is that even her nervous laugh is fakeI need to stop watching the shark stream while I still like her.
>real laugh after the sha ha ha arkcute
ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>Even gura fakes her laughAnd today /hlg/ learned that women lie about everything
>>27921304Anon your hearing reps
>>27921383good, viewbots and sub bots are working
>>27921304You think someone saying "peko" is natural? Retard
>>27921202Old yeller.. look away...
Why is nenechi so cute?
>>27921362I mean she's about to leap over the face of the company despite being a newbie shitposter who just wants to have fun. It's bound to be stressful
>>27921111>It doesnt mater what youre doing, as long as your having fun I say go for it.Is that so Gura? Thank you.
>>27921304all vtubers fake their laughs
>>27920849I don't think so. She is under much more pressure at Hololive.https://youtu.be/AR-JqQhI9_k
>planting your seed in her brain
>planting a seed in Gura
>>27921276*plants chocolate in korone's locker*
>>27921244She did it in america anonchama...
>>27921325Worst for me is Ina mostly cause she mumbles a lot. Best is Mori cause she specifically talks for ESL ears.
SHA HA HA HA HA HARK
>>27921263Gold leader standing by
HOW THE FUCK do i access the community tab on a phone.
Now that I think about it, pekora's thing of adding peko every sentence would be super cringe if any english streamer did that
>>27921357she's too invested nowshe has to know what the fuck gura is doing
Guys Guys GuysI figured out> Sh-ArkWe are doomed
Alright, see you guys next week when Gura is sha-ha-ha-harking unironically. I'm going to fucking mating press the retard out of this shitty brat.
>>27921393is this good or not
>>27921325Not an ESL, but I've hear Mori is the easiest to understand, which would make sense.
The seed will be planted in her womb
Seriously what the fuck is Gura doing? It's fantastic but holy shit she's so coked up she can't finish a single fucking thought.
>>27921263
>>27921357Please understand, she's making a thumbnail for a video that won't be archived...
>She has literally done nothing but mine some coal and return back to her cave >repeat x100Does she does on purpose
>#1 already >still looking for gimmicks the shark big number guy
So she admits to her laugh being a made up and engineered thing?Makes it less cute
>>27921377How's Ina rate?
>>27921338>>27921337it actually sounded like she wanted a ridiculous shark based laugh then ended up with 'wuhahaha' by accident, she surely plays it up now though
>>27921378Great Mosu Gura doujin when?
>>27921140She has a plan, have some faith, damnit!
>>27921345Desu this should be the part that's getting people's attention, not the fact that an anime streamer is popular.
>>27921403I knew that already, but damn, I wanted holo to be a lil more honest
>>27921403>>27921397>>27921387She try to make a fake one but her real one came out
>SHAHAHARK
>>27921404I wouldn't be surprised. Some of these numberfags are looking forward to her hitting #1 like it will be the greatest moment of their lives.
>missing the point that she was going to try a fake laugh but failed horribly into a natural laugh.
Everybody wants to be me
>>27921443The opposite
>ooh ha ha
>>27921378>final page isn't her being pregnantshit doujin
>>27921427They're all cringe if you're a native japanese speaker.
>gawr har harIna please...
>use the shield 4head
>>27921345never thought the collapse of society would be this much fun but here we are
wuhaha confirmed canon spelling
>>27921378IM GONNA FUCKING CHUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
she said the funny twitch meme again
guys she literally 4heads
>4headPOGGERS GURA
>>27921454Have some more faith
>>27921383SHE HAS A PLAN ALRIGHT?!?
>>27921433I had it once and it was "meh".
>>27921397https://files.catbox.moe/75inir.mp3
>4HEad
>>27921437Cocaine
That counts as breaking the 4th wall? I guess one of Gura's charms is that she always in character and doesn't mention IRL stuff.
>>27921263I'm ready teafriend
Seriously. My stream only buffers for Gura and Watson and none of the JPs. The routing for youtube west coast is probably fucked.
>>27921325Not really a fair scale considering part of Mori's scythe-swinging lessons is teaching English.
>>27920757okidoki boomer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ
>4HeadFuck twitch
S A M E D E S U
Why the fuck does the sound of Gura scratching her head turn me on?
literally one piece laughs
SHA️HA️HA️HA️HARK
If gura streamed at late night jp hours like how kiara and mori does would she get significantly less viewers? Streaming right now is like the perfect time desu
>gura is just an english pekorait all makes sense now
>>27921462They know. It's just another way to shitpost about Gura now.
>Just use the shield
heres a little taste poorfags
>>27921446#4 mainly because she mumbles a lotstill cute tho
>she literally said "shaaaaaaaaark" for laughsstop reading the threads Gura
poggers for daddy~
Ame is LATE
>>27921361I don't think it's quite her real laugh so much as a weird tic or laugh that popped up on its own.Like half the stuff about "gura" is for sure affected, but some of that affected stuff is still her by virtue of the fact that it still came from her brain.
>THAT FUCKING MINEShe really is a 37 year old woman.
>tfw didn't buy Guracoin
>>27921457Were you even listening to the stream you retarded ESL? Her "real" laugh is also fake, she just said it.
And the next to graduate is...
Maybe I’m stupid but it sounded like she tried to do a fake laugh but her guhahaha is the real one that came out?
i for one think it's awesome that she's getting super meta about her kayfabe. she's like a cute and funny deadpool.
>>27921443Her entire character is fake, kid. I can't believe she needed to tell you people that to get it through your thick skulls.
>>27921357>>27921429She's not in chat
>POGGY WOGGY 4HEAD MY PEPES
>use the shield 4headyou're no longer allowed to complain about people commenting POGGERS or other such twitch emotes
>>27921509NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAK IT
>>27921433makes your room smell like Gura's
>numberfags will move on to mori after gura passes korone and fubukiI hate it
I'm confused, did she admit her past laugh is fake, or just that she wanted to create her own shark themed meme laugh?
>>27921451>Great Mosu Gura doujinI would fap to nothing else for the next 10 years minimum
>>27921462This thread is full of smol brain anons, what did you expect
>>27921524yeah
>>27921509>214 Rupees a monthPoorfags are seething
>>27921427Yeah, like, that wouldn't work at all. It's, like a totally different language. Like, I can't even imagine an English speaker doing something like that.
>>27918004
>>27921413ame fakes her hiccups
>>27921529congrats dude!
>>27921529I'm jealous. Good work anon. You made it.
Such a strange feeling lads. I was watching Sen**** before she even hit 500k subs back in the day, and watched her streams the few times she actually did. Seeing her just join Hololive and becoming the fastest growing channel is the strangest thing
>>27921537For better or worse, Mori doesn't have the same explosive growth as Gura so she might be safe.
>>27921556du yu?
>>27921383If anything I was surprised she actually mined something.
>>27921533>ogey rrat lmao!!
>>27921540She wanted to create a shark themed meme laugh and autismed her way into a naturally occurring meme laugh
>>27921540The latter
>>27921540The Shark one
>>27921548>Rupeeszeldachama?!?!
>>27921014OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27921457>>27921443I know Gura is really bad at telling stories, but jesus guys your listening comprehension reps. Please do them
>>27921540She wanted to create her own unique laugh
>>27921556Not even the bilibili exclusive holos did that
>>27921529Good going anon, proud of you
>>27921537at least Mori's growth is way slower so they'll only be able to circlejerk every once in a while instead of all the time
>>27921427How do you think her parents feel?
How successful would it be if HomoshartsEN was announced?
wait what the fuck did Ina do to her farm
>chris angelthis guy was cool in the early 2000s
>is that Chris Angel?Holy shit she really is a boomer
!!
>>27921556dood...
>>27921529very nice anon
>criss angelheh
>1 hour>Still 0 progress>Still hasn't even said what her plan isGura...
MIND FREAK
>>27921540She wanted to create a fake shark laugh but it was bad and she just ended up using a real laugh.
>>27921529searching through twitter for a thumbnail at a very high speed
>>27921443Can't believe Gura isn't a real sharkgirl. i feel betrayed.
>is that criss angel?
>>27921484SHE HAS DONE NOTHING NOOOTHIING
>>27921451I would literally beat my meat until I died of exhaustion
Ina leveled and grassed a shit ton of land
oh wow that was good
>>27921524No, her current laugh is also fake
>>27921140pottery
>IS THAT CRISS ANGEL>OMG IT'S FUCKING HERI LOVE THIS SHARK SO MUCH
>>27921529so where will you go from here, your peak
Ina did it!
>>27921571should be "rumao" for the full /hlgg/ experience
>>27921457Anonchama...
>chris angelholy shit where did the time go....
Gura talks like a 55 year old. A true Toomber.
>>27921443It seems to me that she's putting on a different voice than her roommate. It's interesting that she clearly planned her character out.
>her roommate never did the wuhaha laugh>wtf it's fake/forced?cmon now
Wtf is chris angel?
Are all the Ame members just watching Gura right now? This might be a pretty comfy zatsudan if so little people show up
Give it to me straight fellas, should they continue doing the five person collabs at the end of the week?
>>27921506This is not a bad route to be honest.
>>27921502She started at 9pm EDT, you can't get more primetime for the 4 big US timezones than that. I'm curious what a Kiara stream would look like if she hit that time slot.
Alright bois. Time for some super comfy zatsudan
>>27921537there is no salt
>"who?">half the chat is wasn't alive when Chris Angel was on TV
>>27921617She commented on something I did. That was peak interaction.
>>27921595Done with what
>>27921540She just reverted back to HER laugh >>27921486
I'm starting to think she doesn't really have a plan...
>>27921618>HL2I LOVE YOU INA
iron is only below sea level right?
>>27921529Wow you're basically a couple already
>Chris AngelWhat a blast from the past. He's that one magician right?
Wait Ina's playing half-life 2?
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1318373978516246528
>>27921632yea
>>27921325Mori > Ame > Gura > Kiara > Ina
>>27918004Abayo
mindfreakchads, we won...
Ame keeps pushing he stream back.....
>>27921565Mori will likely be passed by Ame eventually barring any significant changes in their schedules or another EP release. I'm looking forward to it because I think it might actually take the target off her back a little bit.
>>27921624nice
>>27921629a Popular street magician from 15 years ago
>>27921618https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1318373978516246528Here anon
Waiting for my oshii, who is late as is tradition
>>27921652>Half Life 2oh fuck yes
AMEEEEEELIAAAAAAAAAA
amelia... my sleep reps... onegai
>Ame keeps delaying the stream to watch Gura
Gura always got a plan
>criss angelShit is she even older than I am?
>>27921439OH SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT!
>>27921652OH SHIT GORDON GET THE AIRBOAT!
>>27921629Stop it... stop making me feel old...
>"Hellor? Yes this is Coach Z. Watson Detective Agency? You want to ask me a few questions?! Okay, I admit it! I'm actually Damp Towel Man, and his mild-mannered alter ego, Dan Towelm'n! It's my duty to collect damp towels from all over the Galazy and-what's that? ...oh, I just use a lotta mouthwarsh."
she's gonna eat cucumbers!https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1318373978516246528
>>27921529Good for you Anon!
>>27921632Definitely they've been ridiculous entertaining
>>27921591Depends on if they go for the fujo crowd or the bro experience of western male streamers
>>27921553Verbal tics in English work kinda differently. They usually aren't nonsense words, but filler like saying "I suppose" or "like" or "but um"
>>27921618>Alien watchalong>HL2Omega basedthat right there is why she's the based
>scheduled for 7:00>postponed to 7:05>postponed to 7:10>postponed to 7:15What's the narrative teammates
>Delayed longerShes just watching Gura at this point.
>>27921641With YOUR MOM
>>27921652>HL2LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOO
>>27921632As long as it doesn't turn into gacha, sure.
My guess is NetherRail
>>27921537wrong, we're going for kaguya and ai next
>>27921486>>27921643It's not the same
>>27921652Yo half life!
Startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFD9ebXoAY
Chris Angel is the ultimate zoomer filter
>maybe i should start a strip club
>>27921652>half life 2KINO INBOUND
>could have slept 20 more minutesThanks Amelia
>>27921600>she never had a plan>she only used to to make it seem like doing nothing would lead to something>still time warps us
>>27921652>eating cucumber saladOH SHIT
>Bionicle>Chris AngelGura, you're giving away your age something fierce.
>she forgot about the list again
>>27921652>Half-Life 2No way.
>>27921664his specific thing was floating in the air, hence the reference
>>27921652
>>27921406Yes. I live in Japan and my neighbor says it.
>>27921600Update your coupon, I forgot the side tails
>>27921652>Alien 1979>HL2>????????
>>27921652Alien is a classic, but Aliens is the better movie. Still, no complaints. I haven't seen it in years.
>>27921652>HL2HOLY BASED
>Criss AngelGura...
>>27921652W-What about Hades?
>>27921517can confirm that wuhaha is pre-gura
>>27921652>half life 2 unexpected and incredibly based, looking forward to all the "Mr.Freemans".
IT'S BEEN 70 FUCKING MINUTES AND SHE HASN'T EVEN STARTED WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DOYOU CAN MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAOOOOOO
>>27921634Nigger it’s est you fucking time near *shoves anon into a locker after giving him an atomic wedgie*
>>27921652Give moooore content Ina... please...
>>27921652>cucumber saladIs she a hard M?
>>27921670She used to be exactly on time in her earlier streams, I blame her newfound Minecraft addiction
>>27921484>>27921600No no see THIS is her plan.She didn't say what her plan is so at the end of the stream whatever she does she'll go>And that was the plan!great shark brain at work here
>>27921652>we could have had Gura and Ina watch the same movie this week
>>27921600Her plan is to stay in a holding pattern until the crown is hers. She will then proudly gloat and laugh at /hlg/ for ever doubting her.She will end the stream by calling the RoC the only legitimate Chinese government.
>>27921652She should do Black Mesa instead, HL2 kinda dull to watch. Dear god the airboat part
>>27921652>hl2that game aged like milk
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1318373978516246528?s=20INA SCHEDULE
>>27920883she's the first in JP
>>27921652>HL2>AlienGod I love this tako
>>27921639That's what makes it funny.
>>27921652RISE AND SHINE TAKOSRISE AND... SHINE
>>27921713>he doesn’t know
>>27921652>Half Life 2
>>27921652>Half-Life 2My favorite girl and my favorite game.I can't wait.
PLAY IT AGAIN MY JOHNNY
What movie is currently winning in the Gura poll? Hope we don't double up on Alien
>>27921559no she doesn't
>>27921652>HL2>Alien>???? collabOOOOOOOOOO
Ame is finally on
>>27921652>Half Life 2>potentially scared Ina during RavenholmHoly fuck
>>27921652>AlienWould have been embarrassing if Gura's poll voted Alien too.
>>27921703I stopped watching Gura's stream for this, this better be good.
>>27921618>>27921652>HL2INA INA INNAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27921652>>27921669>HL2>AlienI will now buy your membership
>Gura really is HERHonestly happy for her, good job you fucking gremlin
This shark is getting dangerously close to a certain cowboy whenever progress is brought up
I thought the birch door stream was slowbut as it turns out that was the good progress stream
>>27921618HALF LIFE 2NOT A DRILL, IT'S HAPPENING
>>27921591even more of a barren wasteland than the jp one
>>27921652Why is Ina such a good girl?
>DIAMONDS? SHAHAHArk I LIED...we are just mining iron today
>>27921758the ting
>>27921397You're misunderstanding. She tried to make one but instead her nervous laugh took over.
>>27921624>"Woo baby! How sweet it is!">"Oh, I guess not a lot of you would get that reference. The Honeymooners. Ah, Ralph Kramden. Whatta character! ge-he-heh-hee!"Then she spends two hours talking about Bob Hope and Jack Benny
LMAOhttps://streamable.com/r9ihcs
AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD
Half life chads. Where the fuck are we at?
>>27921694
HELL YEAH BROTHER
>>27921711aint that a kick in the head
HOW LUCKY CAN ONE GUY BE?
Impromptu karaoke? Wamechama???!!!!
>>27921652WHY NOT HADES THAT WAS A GOOD STREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27921758Ghostbusters (2016)
>>27921263Reporting in
Ame stream is already kino
>>27921758scooby doo. the thing
>members only>she's wearing the coatwtf am I paying for?
AME IS IN CONTROL
>>27918004best timeline
>>27921731>IT'S BEEN 70 FUCKING MINUTESFUCKING WHAT
AAMEEEE
>>27921652Updated now that everyone's schedules are out
HER ROOM wAS COMPLETELY BLACK
>>27921713>he doesn't know
>this comfy music and Ame just talking streamPLEASE SOMEONE ARCHIVE AND UPLOAD ThIS
>>27921652>everyone planning "mystery streams" all at onceThis is kind of shitty, imo. Probably they should at least try to plan them for different times instead of overlapping.
>>27921652NEAT
Moona...
>Steve has Moona's diet
>>27921692She's getting off on watching Gura's stream because she spiked Gura's drink with Watson Concoction. After they're both done streaming, the exhausted Gura will be easier for her to seduce.
>>27921743Very bold, but also true and real.
>>27921652why does the non-gamer keep having better taste than the actual gamer
home
>>27921725It will be her Apex.
Is this actually just a karaoke stream in disguise?
>>27921713>el no sabe
AIN'T THAT A KICK IN TEH HEAD
>>27921652BASED VALVEBASED GABEN OUR LORD OUR SAVIOUR
She is walking in circles... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27921556
>>27921781i dont get itwhy is rushia laughing?
>>27921652>HL2
Ame listening to Fallout music is kinda sad, she used to love Fallout so much...
Yeah, I'm thinking we're comfy
Ame's stream is aesthetic
>kick in the head starts>she starts singing some partsf-fuck...
>Ina achieves everything she plans to do in every MC stream>Ame made an entire subway system and is branching into nether now>Gura is searching for iron ore among the clouds
>>27921783Disappointed in Alyx and uncertain about wanting HL3
>>27921652Ina will be great with HL2, I look forward to comfy Freeman's mind.
>>27921652I fucking love Ina>MAriokart Collab with KiaraOh no no no
>>27921652hades.....
>>27921711>>27921789oop didn't mean to (You) you anon sorry
>gura will be our banjo
>>27921725She already beat Hades 20 times
FUCK OFF DEPRESSION FUCKS
So Ina is the gamer HoloEN... Then what is Ame?
>>27921719I will continue to use the flawed coupon so your mistake is forever remembered :}
>>27921768Yup, she’s mostly freed from the shackles of a meme channel
Chumbuds let me know what happens out there I've gotta watch Ame's member stream
>>27921842>used to
>entire thread flies by while I'm making mtg cardsat least I have something for dead hours now
>>27921669>>27921618Good schedule but where's Hades?
>HEY TOOTS LOSE THE COATWe're really in the 40s
>like i'm a stripperAME ?
>>27921652Ina sounds abit more high pitched
Why do people constantly feel the need to have the chuubas play therapist for them?
>>27921819Ame is what happens when you listen to /v/
Chris Angel was my childhood then this baldass motherfucker destroyed the illusion with his show "Breaking the magician's code" or something.
>>27921662Retards will still numberfag with superchats unfortunately. I really wish meidos banned these faggots.
>She gets the exact same kind of depressed superchat messages that xQc doesANY JUICERS IN THE CHAT? POGGERS!
>>27921807>ARKAAAAAAAAAAAAA DELETE IT
>>27921556DUDE ROLLS ROYCE LMAO
>>27921711>can still find a loli-shark-voiced girl my ageit's not too late, friends...
I don't know who to watch aaaaahhhhGura is my oshi but Ame is #2 and I have her membership
>>27921858The gremlin HoloEN
>>27921800>you're telling me to take it off, like I'm a stripper and you're holding out money to meholy shit ame roasted you specifically
gura just rubbed a dude off on stream WTF
VIBIN AME
>"I've been struggling with depression--">OKAAYwow, the guy is going to commit suicide after getting ignored like this, right?
>>27921711How old do you think? I'm a zoomer and these were just a little before my time
AIN'T THAT KICKIN THE HEEEEEEEAAAAAAD
>>27921529So it's possible for people here to make it.
Why are you guys getting excited about Half Life 2?It's only interesting to watch as a speed run.
>>27921711aren't all of them millennial?
gonna chum to gura's fin sounds
Guys I really hope she doesn't need sticky pistons...
how many diamonds have gura gotten i have the stream in the background while i farm my gachas
>>27921652>Alien>HL2I kneel
>>27921850fuck she hated it
>>27921890yeah it was me
>>27921846Gura has ADHD, please understand.
>>27921858a zoomer
>>27921871The audience chuubas attract are not the most mentally stable or socially fulfilled people.
Why's Ame wearing her coat in a member stream?
>>27921711i want to mating press this tiny, drunk, boomer shark
>>27921880You still have 4 days to prepare for the inevitable.
ame is not streaming guys
>>27921325I understand all of them equally well
Oh shit hybrid karaoke stream
Ame singing stream.. oh my god I'm gonna cry...
>>27921884its unarchived so ill upload after stream ends
>>27921874>"Breaking the magician's code"dude i loved that show
>>27921916kek
>>27921902> I Don't Want to Set the World on Fireim not ok
>>27921906She found 4
>>27921325Mori > Ame >> Gura > Ina >>> Kiara
>>279219060
>>27921884Jetri nigga
Oh god Amelia's stream is slowly turning into a karaoke
>>27921893I'm 31 and I'd imagine anyone up to ~5 years younger than me would recognize both of them, since I recognize both from when I was around middle school.
uh oh, here comes the redstone
>>27921721it more a taste thing, first is more about suspense while the sequel has more action.
We're getting a zatsudan and a mini karaoke at the same time?Teachads just can't stop winning!
YESSSSSS I LOVE THIS SONG
>>27921898the memes though rumao
>>27921827>hums along to music and talks about games she likesIt's GFE in disguise
>>27921913She's being a tease
>>27921413NO DON'T LIE TO ME I KNOW PEKORAS LAUGH IS REALhttps://files.catbox.moe/qargjj.mp3
>>27921742>>27921743>HL2>dull>aged like milkwhat the fuck, are you 10?
>>27921783He looks like he fucks black girls
Slower paced Ame streams makes memberships worth it for meeee
>>27921898I don't like HL2 as a game because it's the forefather of "interactive non-gameplay cutscenes" but it'll be fun watching Ina react to it.
>>27921916poorfagchamma......
>>27921924thanks for all your hard work
someone archive amelia's listen along please
>>27921883sure anon, there must be literally dozens of them!
4Head again...
>torture chamber>not yet
stay strong, teamates
God I fucking just love listening to Ame. I love her snipits of singing during this stream aaaaaaa
>>27921921She is not Coco levels of bad anon. Don't exaggerate.
>4HeadPlease make it stop
>only 5 minutes into the stream>already smiling so hard it hurtsamelia may be intentionally wrapping me around her finger but I dont care, Im happy as Ive ever been
>4headI'm going to mating press the twitchtard out of this little shit
If Ame compliments fallout 4 too much I might have to cancel me my membership....
>Torture chamberI knew my loliBBA shark was an S.
>>27921950well...
4Head is a good meme to be fair
I don't wanna set the world on fire... because I love you so much
>>27921950??????
>>27921735https://streamable.com/0el22o
>>27921963People are
Why is Gury so cheeky today?
SHE LOVES ME BROS THIS IS HER CONFESSIOON IM SO HAPPYY!!!!!
Japanese watching amelia's stream are getting the real american 1940s experience right now.
>>27921742>>27921743Your opinions are shite and you are not anyone's nigga
>>27921945The pekos switching ears was the most sexual experience of my life.
>>27921652She better play the remastered HL2, the original one is jank as fuck.
>>27921652Nice I finally played HL2 a few months ago.
I wish I had an Amelia gf..
>>27921711I'm 26 and knew about those things, I guess Gura is probably in her mid to late 20's
>>27921725M-Maybe she's just waiting for them to patch in a confirmation dialog for the skill removal menu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9YOZhEyeG0
>>27921980no
>>27921971Tears of happiness my man
>>27921988She took her meds.
>>27921947see>>27921953
>people getting triggered at emotesOMEGALUL
>>27921988hasn't streamed in a while
>>27921988she wants to be spanked
I don't even like this music that much but I feel like I have to watch to stay up to date with the real narrative
Anyone else singing along with her? I just can't help it...
>>27921969Bros.. This stream is melting my heart.
>>27921865She'll finish it offline
Why are you guys such sensitive faggots that you freak out anytime some twitch meme is mentioned. It's just a fucking word, jesus christ.AAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOO SHE SAID POGGERS I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH NOW REEEEEEEEEEHoly shit calm your fucking tism.
>>27921988She wants go get brutally mating pressed
>>27921980POGGERS
gosling bros is she singing.....
AHHHHHHHH MY HEART AMELIA-TAN
Ina plays a variety of games, huh?
>tfw me jacking off during ina's hades stream made god force her not to stream the game anymoreNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27921652Pretty nice, though I was hoping for a hades continuation
she skipped HER song
>>27921970
Ame is a Brotherhood Chad
>>27921999BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGK U U U I U U U U U U U U U S A A A A A A A A A A
I don't want to set the world on fire.
>>27921711>You now realize the reason Gura writes everything down with pen and paperwork is because she was raised before computers and it become a habit for her.
>>27921970HOLY FUCK
>skipping beyond the seawhat's the narrative behind this
Why is it that when a vtuber says something even slightly aggressive, racist chuds jump in and immediately twist her words into something about committing violence to oppressed minorities? It’s literally breaking a global rule
>>27921893im 24 and i remember them
>>27921711im 22 and i know both and i was really into bionicle when i was a kid (still am desu) so yeah gura can be 22 too
>>27921988>she drank her caffeine waterXanax
wtf amei was listening to that
>>27922018fix your spacing and lurk 10,000 years
>>27921263Have you gotten it together, anons?
Shark's chat seems actually decent today...what happened?
>Gura: "What should I build?">Someone in chat: "Build some self esteem."brutal
>REGULAR PINT SIZE ATOM BOMB
>>27922018ogey
Do you think Gura will ever do drinking streams?
>>27921998>a vidya company modifying their game 'cause a vtuber got screwedlol not happening
>>27921783enjoyed the fuck out of alyx and hope to god the sequel is VR and continues exactly where alyx left off so I can beat some combine brains in with a crowbar alongside my homie Eli Vance
gura needs to stop reading chat holy shit
>>27921556What does it mean narrative bros?
Imagine watching a poverty chat full of entry level ironic weeb kids instead of Ame.
>>27922008Widepepohappy
>>27921991>>27921947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1enadukImzUthen why did nobody like subaru's gameplay? she never touched the game again because it's boring af
>>27921945WHICH STREAM
>brotherhood of cringeSAD!
>>27921345It's too late
>>27921711Dude I'm 23 and I remember both of those.
HYDRATION CHECK
>Brotherhoodfag>Because of the aethesticshe's too perfect
>>27922013Singing along while working!
gura's fingernail sounds!
>>2792171120 year olds played with bionicles when they were younger, its not that old
>>27922024Ray0? Welcome back my man
Gura ASMR preview
>Gura asking how to do ASMRCHUMBUDS... COULD IT BE...
>Goslings coming out of the woodwork againCan you retards make your own discord or something? Stop spamming the thread you depressed incels.
GURA IS WEARING A THONG
GURA WEARS THONGS
>fuzzy thongs????????????
Gura said she likes wearing fuzzy thongs!
>>27922026THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Gura's thong...
gura thongs
GURA IS WEARING A THONG?!
why is gura getting so many goddamn depressing supas tonight
>>27922050I guarantee I've been here longer than you, faggot.>muh reddit spacing memeGo back, people on 4chan have been using spacing like this since before reddit existed.
>>27922082OH BABY, OH GEEZ
>>27921970oh fuck
Gura's wearing a fuzzy thong
>>27922052She started dunking on the backseaters.
>fuzzy sandals
thongsuooooooooooooooohhh
>>27922043Go home tranny
Amelia doesn't even have a couch...
THE MINECRAFT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE IDOL AGENCY LISTS ME, MY HORSE JORGEN, DOCTOR WATSON, BUT ONLY -ONE- OF YOU! FIRST ONE OF YOU VILLAGERS TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SERVER!
>thongsThis is what southern people call sandals
>>27921427Ina was considering doing one, tako.
>gura's wearing fuzzy slippers
>she's wearing fuzzy thongsUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>wearing thongs?UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>Amelia doesn't even have a couchLmfao this poor girl..
>Im waiting for a couch"Ame-chan...
>Gura wears thongsUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>27922043/pol/ "humor"
Ame doesn't have a couch
>Calls sandals thongsI-is she aussie?
>>27922046Shh boomers don’t know we like boomer shit and think we all are on ticktock
>>27921325English is like a second mother language at this point so I have no trouble understanding any of them. I've also learned german so chicken is easy to understand too.
>>27922078am i not the only nailfag here?
>>27922075
>Ame just called Gura's chat cancer and left to take a nap before the stream
I'm the giant bean bag, guys. Jealous
>gura's thongdrawfags pls
>Gura calls flipflops thongsThat's something I've only heard people my age say. Is she actually an old hag?
>>27921711she also likes boomer music like frank sinatra so she's probably 35+
>thongsGURACHAMA??
>ame bought a beanbag chairWrite that down, write that downDrawfags?
Gura thong...
>gura sinking so hard that she is already breaking the emergency ASMR glass
Cuddling on Ame's beanbag chair!
>>27922060I'M WORKING ON IT ANONTAN, ITS HARD BUT I'M WORKING ON IT
GURA WEARS FUZZY HOUSE SANDALSASIAN SHARK C O N F I R M E D
>>27922083Holy fucking this. Ame needs containment threads when she does this shit. These faggots are insufferable.
>thongsUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Those nails sound pretty damn long gura... so the doxx was right huh
>>27922043>imagine thinking Merchants are Oppressed
URANIUM FEEEVERRR
>people not knowing that Hydration Check is a Twitch memeYou fucks gonna start sperging out now that you know?
>>27922107If I remove her hoodie, will she die?
>>27922089>>27922091>>27922092>>27922093>>27922100>>27922104>>27922111>>27922113>>27922116WHAT DID I MISS???
>>27922120she's autistic
>>27922096She attracts a young demographic desperate for a parasocial relationship. xQc attracts the EXACT same kind of donation messages. It's actually fucking uncanny.
>don't wanna go to the shaft
>>27922125i'm just obsessed with the sounds she makes in general, but carry on!
>set reminder on for the listen-along>didnt receive a notification>red the thread, it already startedFUCKING HELL YOUTUBE FIX YOUR SHIT
>>27922132It's a common term in Australia
>>27922108I'm pretty sure that ones australian.
>>27922018You should have been here this morning during Haachama's stream, both threads had a meltdown because she just whispered "poggers".
THE FUCKING ENDERMAN IS STILL THERE
GURA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>Go get 'em champ!
>>27922134As an aussie, I notive that every now and then Gura says a single word in an Australian accent.
I don't want to know more about Amelia, bros........
>>27922062Anything is possible
>>27922075i'm cute when im being threatened
>>27922120this is funny because it's a regionalism that conflicts with one she used earlier.
>>27922131Was it not in reference to sandals/flip flops?
>>27922120Either that, or she's at least 60 years old. All the literal boomers I know call them thongs.
>>27921529congrats anon, I was really happy when Ina liked my shitty drawing
>>27922163Blame Ame, she changed the time by 5 minutes and probably screwed it up for you.
>>27922157sooo literal normies then?
>>27922070Thanks for the video recommendation :)
What's the proper word for thongs though? In Australia that's what everyone calls the slip on sandal things.
>>27922155she was talking about how ASMR mics are fuzzy and that led to slippers
>>27922132its just denial at this point
>>27922062Normally I'd agree with you but the devs specifically tweeted her about it so they might be taking it into consideration.
>>27922097The thing that kills me is that it was proper netiquette for years, but some retard attached "reddit" it and all the other fucking monkeys started using it
>>27922132They're called thongs in Australia
>>27922067Backbeat highway needs to back off my fuckin girl.
>>27922171Watch as I latch to Mr. Freeman
>>27922171Nice nice
gura thong
Is Ame's listen along archived?
no Gura, the Salt mine is here >>/hlg/
>>27922057no, anon is right, complaining about twitch and reddit is fucking pathetic
>Amelia's favorite thing about Hololive is that she finally has friends to play withCute...
>>27922155she described how the fuzz rubbed against her pubes
>>27922153It would be extremely painful.
my OBS is shitting its bed, save me youtube-dl chad.......
>>27922080thank you anontan, although I never left. don't want to shit up threads too much...
Lmao the enderman
so is SHE Australian?
>>27922110
>The stream will be archived for a little bit afterAmelia no, you're going to get another strike.
Gura called flipflops thongs? Only aussies do that. She is AUSTRALIAN
>>27922193flip flops or sandals. A thong is a piece of womens underwear.
>>27922206No, music copyrights
>>27922211>>27922211>>27922211>>27922211
>>27922206no its not
>>27921952is it goint to be archived im catching up on school work and cant watch tonight
>>27922171cute!
>>27922165>>27922164>>27922132I'm a 32 year old American and I called them thongs until I was a teenager
>Ina chases after the cart to pick it up when she exits at her stop>Gura just abandons the cart and lets it get taken by mobs
>>27922193I like "jandals".
>>27921945i got a boner
>>27922024Anon, please do not pretend to be me. I don't appreciate it and would like it if you would stop. I wouldn't want Amelia-tan to confuse you with me.
>>27922207Heh.
>>27922177That's why it's called forbidden knowledge.
You Teamates better upload that stream since it won't be archived. onegai...
>>27922171Cute crab me
I'm litterally diamonds just imagining
>>27921970Cum tribute
>>27922210Gura doesn't have pubes, her cunny is bald and smooth
>>27922155she showed what's under her clothes
>>27922188Yes. This has been apparent from day 1. How is this not obvious? She couldn't have such a meteoric rise without mass appeal like she has.
>>27922018I just see people having fun and taking the piss, where do you see people raging? Calm YOUR fucking tism, bro.
>>27922215Why are you even using OBS to archive? Are you trying to include the chat?
>>27922188get out
>Wellington is literally a niggerman cat
THEY CALL ME THE WANDERER
Listening to old tunes and listening to her talk is surprisingly very comfy. Is this what peace feels like?
>>27922228
>>27922193People call them flip-flops here for the sound they make when you walk around in them
>>27922145JUST WAIT AND SEE
flip-flops are a brand of thongs, dipshits
>Wears a thong>always talking back>always belittling you but jokingGura is a Mesugaki
>>27922211You're a big shark.
>>27921652>Another classic movie date with InaTime to download...
Maybe this strengthens the canuck theory, we call flip flops tongs in french
I'll admit teamates. This is pretty comfy and cute.
>>27922215Try disabling hardware acceleration
Damn this listen along is comfy beyond words
>>27922171
Apparently "thongs" used to be a common name for them in the US up until the 80's where the term "flip-flops" became more common.
>>27922204Those aren't thong sandals, bonehead. These are >>27922221
>Amelia has to manually archive the stream afterwards and must do it as quickly as possible because otherwise someone will be fast enough to report her video and get a copyright strike against her and keep her from doing similar streams forever like with her member only Osu streamWhy the fuck are you people doing this to her?
Twitchfags deserve the rope
>>27922171Ina I'm a headcrab now!
This is it
>>27922224californians do that
>>27921652I JUST REALIZES HSE' GONNA CALL HIM MR FREEMAN DURING THE WHOLE THING
>>27921947I was literally raised on Half Life and source games, most of my friends I've met back then I still know today. I have a much larger appreciation for them than you ever could have.I appreciate Half Life, but it doesn't change the fact that it aged extremely poorly and it's a very bad steam game. Go away retard, she should have just done Hades again or the new Black Mesa
>AME JUST REVEALED WELLINGTON IS A BLACK CATBROS????
>>27922149I just can't see Gura's voice coming out of a generic e-girl
>>27922178>Ina might play Fantasy Thunderdome Basketball
>>27922149What!? Dox!?
>>27922171based
Ame's stream is a low-effort karaoke combined with a zatsudan. Surprisingly comfy
>>27922262yes
Wellington is a black cat, don't think was confirmed before.11 yo
so is Gura an old hag or is she Australian?
>>27922285Actual boomer.
>>27922224I'm from Michigan, and all of the literal (not the meme) boomers around here call them that.
gura isnt australian her accent isnt australian and im aussie wtf
>>27922263Gay jap wants homostars in his ass
>>27922262amelia makes me the happiest man on earth and she always finds new ways to do it
Ame has the wholesome girlfriend thing locked down huh
>>27922273Amelia's four forks!
>>27922120Shes a flip. Thats what they call them.
>>27922261AHHHHHHH WELLINGTON IM GOING INSANE THE VISIONS TASUKETEEEEE
If Gura is Australian, does that mean she keeps her money in her Perth?
>>27922285Uh, I've literally never heard of this one. Sandals or flip-flops.
>>27921652>no black mesa firstStill good shit, she really delivers different stuff
iron....
>I'm very flexiblesomeone get this information to Ina ASAP
>>27922193thong is fine in american english too (though where I'm from "flip flops" is more common), chat is just looking for excuses to spam "LEWD" as usual
she's flexible bros...
Gura confirmed for literal immortal boomer.
>>27922226>>27922237>>27922266at last I truly see
>I'm pretty flexible you know
>I've been practicing Sorairo Days
>>27922287because humans are evil by nature. duh
immediately smacks her forehead
>>27922269>flip-flops are a brand of thongsNo, they're sandals and they aren't a brand.
>>27922149>got filtered by the fake ifunnyKek
>>27922255i'm just too dumb for youtube-dl.I want to record the chat too but I don't know how to hide my name.
>>27922208Who could be behind this post...?
AMELIA TALKING ABOUT IDEAS FOR HER 3D
>Ame want's to do Trampoline for 3DHoly shit.
>>27922317it's literally nott. flip
>>27922263would japs even accept EN holostars? considering that they envy white males
>i'm pretty flexible>i think i'd win against everyone in twisterDRAWFAAAAAAAAGS
>3 finger foreheadHOW FUCKING SMALL IS SHE?
SMOL SHARK
I really gotta sleep now chumbros.I'll catch up on the rest of the stream tomorrow, have a fun time champs.
>>27922299But she already said that days ago?
>>27922309definitely mid 20s.
>>27922312if you cant hear her kiwi accent youre insane
>>27922333fuck humanity
>THREE FINGER FOREHEAD
>ame flexible
>>27922292Youtubefags too
>Pronounces iron as 'urn'Black and from baltimore confirmed. Sorry it had to happen like this chumbuds...
>>27922316y-yeah... it's pretty good...not like I would know, though
>How big is your forehead?>...3 fingers
>>27922263Ring up Mori, you have a shot 5chbro
>3 fingersOh no, she's got that short skull
>>27922287why can't they report while the stream is on though?
>>27922215>recording your screenhave some self-respect
>I'm pretty flexible so I think I would win in twister.>I have a lot of good ideas for 3dStop doing to this Ame.
>>27921924Thanks anon, I had no idea it was unarchived because I just went by the schedule.
>>27922311I've literally never heard them called anything other than flip flops or sandalst. Michigander
>three finger sized foreheadshe's a neanderthal, fuck off you narrativefags
>Sorairo DaysSHE IS THE SHARK THAT WILL PIERCE ONE MILLION!!!TELL ME CHUMCHADS, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?!?!?!?
>>27922287Probably, most likely Nijifagggots.
>>27921725
Gura and Haachama offline collab when?
>she said a twitch word again RAKJHASKJDHKJAHD>CHINA WE'RE WITH YOU KILL THE HOLOSThis is you
>Music finally kicks inAbout time
>>27922321Black Mesa sucks, GoldSRC or nothingSVEN COOP also acceptable
>>27922295never heard that in the southern part.
I need to teach Ame to love New Vegas
>>27922215OK frien are you trying to archive membership stream?
>>27922327Don't forget it's also fine in Canadian English
>>27922350LITERALLYFUCKINGIMAGINETIER
>>27922285Can confirm we called them that in my family, and I'm only 30.Guess the thong song didn't help much.
>>27922287>implying copyright infrigement is suddenly legal if you do it live she can still get copyright striked during the stream, it's just way less likely. also it's label goons doing it, no viewers.
>literally just listening to a youtube playlist with Ame and it's greatHow does she do it?
>>27922332>Kiara>Mori>now GuraCan we get all of EN to sing it?
why would gura look for diamonds if she can just mine me after her stream
>>27922350>has the same forehead as mesee you later virgins
3 finger forehead>either fat fingers>or small forehead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SONGTHE KARAOKE
>>27922359>baltimoreFuck you
>>27922157I don't understand this... why they get attached with meme lords like xQc and Gura instead of people like... Ame and Doctor K
>three finger foreheadhow is that even possible?
>>27922350I'm 6ft tall and my forehead's only 3 fingers, too. Just depends on how low your hairline is and how thick your fingers are.
>>27922377
>>27920614>PREDICT GURA'S PLAN NOWshes too scatterbrain to follow a plan
>Gura's forehead is 3 GuraFingers>Confirmed tiny hands and thus tiny fingers due to tiny claps already
>>27922375BELIEVE IN THE SHARK THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
>>27922314*the second happiest man
>>27922330I live in the midwest and my younger sister calls them thongs. She actually corrected me once for calling them sandals. She's 18.
>>27922348They'd be dorks like holostars(And there would almost certainly be some asian dudes in the mix regardless)
fifteen fucking posts with "uuuoooh thongs"
wonder if gura's a warped jersey accent, only place I've heard thong used, and I have relatives from there that also love the pronounce the silent h joke
>>27913136>>27913096Honestly the only benefit to cover is the easy instant 100k subs when starting out and the cost of making the live 2d models etc. Granted those are huge benefits but soon most of their talents will have absolutely no reason to stay.
Oh no not again my heart can't take it
Not this song Ame... please...
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD CAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE
Ame..stop..
>>27922221>Gura is actually a stacyBRUH
>>27922332>Sorairo Days is the shintakarjima of HoloEN
>>27922350I got 3 head as well an im a manlet
she really wishes she was on twitch again
>end of the world againmy heart...
>>27922241quit it you. I know I'm me because I'm me.
>15 fingers?>COULD YOU IMAGINE?in her cunny of course
>>27922404Gura wants to be picked up, not looked up to, shrimplet.
>this song>this song>this songAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOT AGAIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Ame's ideas for 3D>Twister>Get a trampoline and put trackers on ... things
>>27921711>Old lingo>Writes with pen and paper>yfw Gura really is super old and just good at voice work...https://youtu.be/YNo1T1TUIEk?t=50
>>27922405We know she has tiny hands and is super short, it's not fat fingers
Gura vibing to the music will be clipped and go viral, so much of this stream so far is clippable
>Three fingers brain
>>27922405she has small handsits probably even smaller than you're thinking
Singing along with Ame. Im gonna make it bros
>>27922408you can KISS MY ASS
fivehead bros we're gonna make it
Gura really does have a bald fetish, doesn't she?
So Ame is the Rushia of HoloEN?
>>27922375We're chumchads that won't leave after she hits the million.
>>27922297I can't believe it took until an hlgg thread to find another person in this universe that understands the importance of the HL series from a development standpoint but also doesn't worship it like a god or something
>>27922431imokwiththis.jpg
Jesus, Ame. You're going to have people legit fall in love with you with shit like this.
>>27921711Bionicles is part of the essential proto-zoomercore
Bros... My heart is fucking melting.Ame is too cute...
>Gura making fun of people with big headsCan we cancel her?
>tiny hands>3 finger foreheadGura is a literal brainlet confirmed
>>27922350that's pretty normalif you have more than 3 fingers then you probably have balding genes
>>27922350Mine is 3 finger too buther fingers are probably much slimmer than any of us...
>>27922457Hopefully.
this stream is the most attracted ive ever been to amelia
>worst singer in holoEN>love her singing the mostI now understand the term "SOUL"
GURA SINGING BURY THE LIGHT WHENWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>27922456She wants to pushed down just like in her doujins
>>27922431We already have 3 connects.
>>27922422aren't their vtuber personas linked to cover tho? If they don't stay around they go back to be literal whos with no promotion whatsoever
HURRY.UP.Let's get to next thread so we can post more pictures.
>Caffeine wearing offhere comes a different Gura
>somethin really HOTAME PLEASE STOP
>>27922457how new?
Ame's alternate costume ideas:>something cute>something comfy>or... something HOT
>>27922332We cant stop winning TTGLchads
>>27922456No she likes making fun of them, dumbass.
>>27922386that's because you're some out of state immigrant, you need to GTFO
JUST BUY IT AMELIA
Why is Ame's singing okay now...
How has this bitch been playing for 90 minutes and is still using a stone pickaxe
>>27922457No, not with those pitiful superchats
>>27922464Reminder
>>27922466The oldest zoomer were like 1 when the first Bionicles came out
>>27922297How did it age poorly? You need to clarify that. Shooting is better than HL1, if you count the episodes then it certainly has a better environment than what you experienced in HL1's Black Mesa, and it still has plenty of memorable moments and well scripted encounters compared to contemporary releases like Far Cry 1.
AME PLS
>>27922378That requires her to travel to Japan. Cover ain't paying for that shit.
>>27922476You're treading a dangerous road, anon. Next you'll be listening to ever Noel utawaku with tears in your eyes.
Mr. Bones wild ride...
>943kSoon...
>>27922489anon?
Any teamates recording the stream?
>>27922457But with no supas.
>>27922489We still have 28 images though?
>>27922431that's fine, I don't want EN gen 2 but they should uphold the tradition
>>27922502discount rushia then
That's funny, because three fingers is also how tight her cunny is.
>>27922464only sad, easily manipulated retards who don't understand parasocial relationships
>>27922457Nah, she'll be bigger in the long term. Rushia is more of a lust thing. Ame's pulling on hearts with this stuff.
>>27922431...What's the Gurenge of Holo EN?
damn man,we're so lonely
SOON
Is she doing another stream where she does fuck all? 1.5 hours in and she's not even done getting the 2 (TWO) materials she needs.
Gura seems to be whatever anon wants her to be
>"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO AGAIN?"Guracchi.....
>>27922504my first bionicles were the 3rd gent. 21 years old
>>27922385imagine not wanting her to play the shitshow that Source port of Half life was
>>27922377Good good good
>>27922386Louisiana here, my mom calls her sandals thongs
>>27922500Less viewers
you're not gonna make me buy a membership /hlgg/
>skipping wonderful worldcome on ame
>>27922462Yeah. It's an incredibly important game, but it's dogshit to play now.
HOW
>>27922527DOGGO DON'T LOOK
>>27922500because she can keep pitch singing along
well...
>>27922472>that's pretty normalit's called a 4 head for a reason anon...
>Ame skipped Louis ArmstrongNot based Ame
>>27922489
>>27922500She sounds fine when she's not going for higher notes I think. Not great but it's pleasant. Idk shit about singing though.
>>27922503not using gosling edit....
>Fallout 4Todd... he's NTRing us...
>>27922319Well, it'd be a pain in the AUS not to do so.
>>27922541PEDOPHILIA
>>27922525We're not alone, we're with Ame.
IT'S BEEN ALMOST TEN YEARS WHO STILL MAKES FUCKING ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES!? WHO!?
>>27922511just a few thousand more before the first of two great chomps...
>>27922523Who do you think gives akas, friend.
>>27922541Is this real? They aren't going down with a fight.
>>279225414K subs from /hlg/ raid meltdown
CHRIST
>>27922532I had the spideronesSame age
>>27922541Please Gura.... not my friend...
>>27922462are you kidding ? this is the opinion of any journalist, or any "gamer" that isn't a retard or gen-z. do you only read /v/ or something
>>27922464>going to
>Fallout 4Amelia please no.
>>27922541>people are subbing to fubuki just so gura has a hard time beating herhuh
>Soft and gentle sharkOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>soft gentle sharkHnng.........
>>27922504Zoomer starts in 1997, they released the movie in 2003
>disabled suupafuck, how am i gonna send her my gosling self help depressing as fuck question now?
>soft and gentle shark>soft handsI want to feel...
>SOFT INSIDES SHARKUOOOHHH
>>27922464>going to haveAlready happened anon...
>>27922561>WHO STILL MAKES FUCKING ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES!? WHO!Ina
SCP SECRET LAB COLLAB WHEN?
GURA'S SOFT HANDS HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>27922457Rushia is a pure lust for flesh thingAmelia wants not only your penis but your soul
>>27922561Ina
>>27922570dog about to get btfo
>>27922541I think some sperg is legit sub botting the other two to try and prevent her from getting top spot. Real deal autism hours
>>27922541>FBK got 1kRIP Korone at #1
>>27922541It's over.
>soft hands
>>27922568At this rate, the 22nd is gonna be rough for hlg
RIP Korone
Don't be sad that you can't be with her. Be happy that she existed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27922489Anonchaama...
I love Amelia.
>so deepSHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING!
>>27922552
>>27922541UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>27922579Nah it's just her time to get her 2nd 1k subs for the day.
>achilles and platobased megalodon-brain
>>27921652>alien with Inawell done members, scared Ina is the best noises Ina. The rest of it is looking pretty nice too.
>Plato
>Achilles and Plato
HES A BIG GUY
>Gura in charge of History
>>27922570>Jaws theme playing
>He was a big guyF-for you!
Korone, don't struggle..
>>27922602Everyone except Ina is subject to the goslings
>>27921652Did she mess up the timezones? Shouldn't the ??????? stream be at 7AM PT?
>Ina and Kiara MarioKart>Ina hates when people let her win>Kiara demands people let her winThis shit is going to be fun.
>he was a big guy
>>27922523May I introduce you to holo live and vtubers?
>Song about nude sunbathing
>i'm going to sleep through the shitshow that will be the thread where she overtakes Koronethank god
History fags is that true
Gura trolling her chat and this thread is the best part of her streams.
shorkbrain
>Plato karate chopped Achilles in the heelwheres the historyfags? is this real?
>Atlanteans in charge of Greek history
>Fallout music>no New Vegas musicSASUGA
Ame is singing twice as good as her karaoke stream?
It gets kind of tiring trying to get a question in on these zatsudans in chat, I think I just don't bother anymore.
oh no, gura is crosssing the greek red line... i can't forgive her
>>27922615she's probably watched alien so many times that it's not scary anymore
>>27922541What the fuckthis is like shounen final boss battle
I WANT AN AME GF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Umm plato? Did you really do this??
>>27922561They are so INApropiate
>>27922641Yes
Gura was there when Plato hoocha'd Achille's heel!
THIS IS A MINI KARAOKE WITH THIS SINGING. MY HEART IS FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27922641they banned atlantis because they knew the truth
>>27922628No? They're all at 9AM ET, so 6 AM PT is right.
>>27922642Arkantos.jpg
Gura wrote the bible
Ame is willing to do VOCAL TRAINING guys.
CHAT HAS BEEN DEBUNKED
>>27922642She was hanging out with Achilles and Plato when it happened, pleblet. Stop listening to the Fake News Lamestream Greek Media.
>more feels than the actual date streamHOW DOES SHE DO IT
Gura... are you actually reading this thread and egging on the Baneposter from earlier...
>>27922644It opened with Ain't That a Kick in the Head
>>27922541>gura wont let doggo become firstlmao!
>>27922654>Gosling.jpg
>>27922634YES YESSSSSSSSSSS
5ch sure having a field day rn
>>27922642SHe is just mad that the greeks lied about Atlanteans
>>27922641100%. Paris who?
we have all kinds of backseaters in this thread. chess, minecraft, greek history, you name it, there's nothing people won't autistically spam about
>>27922648it'll be the next macedonia fiasco
I... I don't think I'm gonna make it teamates...
Was Gura there when Jesus was nailed to the cross?
>>27922541Let doggo lead for one minute onegai friend
>>27922541You are now imagining Gura slowly choking Korone to death
>>27922656Plato was swole as fuck, thats for sure.
>>27922641Almost, it was actually Paris.She mixed up her P's
>vocal training
>>27922641Confirmed, That is exactly how it went down.
She actually looks so happy right now. I'm falling for her again.
>>27922682what's going on
>Still no Ina JST schedule
that's it boys I'm learning the upright bass for Ame
How is Gura 9000 years old when the earth is only 2020 years old?
>likes celloBROS IVE GOT A SHOT
>Shmelting
>Aww Gura's a shark eheh...She's fucking sharp today huh?
>you guys like dinosaurs?Why is she such a fucking surveyposter and why does it crack me up everytime?
>>27922697Throat training with bf
>complete random out of the blue DO YOU GUYS LIKE DINOSAURS?>wait I saw more iron where did it go...I FUCKINGLOVE THIS GIRL
>nothing's happening>digging Iron blocks>"...So do you like dinosaurs?"What the fuck is inside this shark's head?
Dinochads assemble
>>27922685This place is full of retarded savants
>>27922696And it was a Bow with Poisoned arrows
>>27922691It was actually Buddha who did it, according to her.
>>27922682Rown???
>>27922682what are they saying
>she likes dinosOh no Ark
Gura a talking trex irl
>>27922682Where is dumpster dive anon when we need him...
>>27922711She's acting extra bratty today
>>27922707BC and AC are a thing anon
>>27922641wrongthere was no HOOCHAH
>>27922641Anonchama... your high school education reps...
>a special surprise coming up
>>27922641she was there, so it has to be true
>>27922691Who do you think took him down?
i just noticed that Amelia titled her stream "zatsudan" do normalfags even know what this means?
>>27922714i cant get enough
WHATS GURA'S SURPRISE
Gura is actually kind of boring or maybe I'm just not into hyper Gura.
>>27922707lad
>>27922685The history of chess in minecraft.
>Do you like dinosaurs?ARK confirmed
>>27922724INEVITABLE ARK STREAMS
why did Gura stop reading the chat?
>>27922120she uses words from everywhere she's a genius
>>27922682can i get a rundown
FUCK ARK
>>27922761no.... onegai
>>27922745I'd hope so since she explained that in part earlier.
DID GURA JUST FART AND SAY "SHOOT"??????
>>27922761i fucking hate cocoi seriously hope china destroys her
Dear hearts and geeentle people
I hope she didn't hint at ARK being the surprise.
>>27922756Fuck
sliding gently into gura's tiny, throbbing cunny
I told you all Coco would get Gura
No Gura, dont look at ARK