/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gura Minecraft https://youtu.be/w1cjfFxHvgg
Kiara Minecraft https://youtu.be/KLuBJttgqM4
>>Teamup schedule!!!
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Gura Schedule https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1318260306062303235
Kiara Schedule >>27838446

LOOK

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

>>27907483
Can't they just travel far enough until it starts generating the new caves?

>holoEN will fail
>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl
>Gura will never get above 300k
>Gura will never beat the 5th gen
>Gura will never beat Roboco
>Gura will never get above 400k
>Gura will never beat Sora
>Gura will never beat Watame
>Gura will never beat Suisei
>Gura will never beat Miko
>Gura will never get above 500k
>Gura will never beat Noel
>Gura will never beat Rushia
>Gura will never beat Matsuri
>Gura will never get above 600k
>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA
>Gura will never beat Senchou
>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four
>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon
>Gura will never get above 700k
>Gura will never beat Aqua
>Gura will never beat Pekora
>Gura will never get above 800k
>Gura will never get above 900k
(YOU ARE HERE)
>Gura will never beat Korone
>Gura will never beat Fubuki
>Gura will never beat HERself
>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY

You can feel THE POWER in Gura. It's a matter of hours time. Say goodbye to doge.

>>27907520
>linking Members Only content
I seethe

>>27907528

>>27907528
Im looking Gura!

Are you excited for Ms. Mori's English class tomorrow

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

>>27907549
I'm not excited for anything Mori does

How will the two CEOs hit it off? Did you at least watch Nene's singing today, it was really good

https://files.catbox.moe/s2zvsz.webm POGGERS

do you girls think Ina is using her off day to catch up on gacha?

>>27907520
>3.5 hours till next stream
>it’s APEX
Maybe I should go outside....

Kiara suicide stream when?

http://poal.me/7airye
http://poal.me/7airye
http://poal.me/7airye

>>27907532
Here. Can't wait to hear the news from Mori about her new place, it's gonna be exciting.

>>27907468
Mori wants a cave-castle on a mountain
she really chose the most introvert option, huh

Reminder that
>Gura has no personality
>saying "a" and "shaaaark" is not a substitute for a personality
>is carried entirely by her voice making pedos hard
>is garbage in collabs (gets distracted and does her own thing in minecraft, literally DOESN'T FUCKING TALK in the rest)
>psychotically OBSESSED with keeping her identity hidden which means she will forever stick to being a fake LARPer instead of a genuine person
>trash at minecraft, only plays kusoge otherwise
>overrated singing carried by her voice, reverb, and picking tutorial-level easy songs. Absolutely zero voice range, low energy, cucks out on singing loud enough to actually strain her vocal cords, swallowed notes multiple times in the few songs that weren't easymode

Reminder that
>sharkniggers are the main prepetrators of numberfagging, trinityfagging, and anti-posting against both EN and JP chuubas
>LITERALLY believe the epic meme shark is a better singer than any other vtuber (JPs included) and will vehemently argue this, especially smugposting about them being trained while le epic meme shark is supposedly "better" (delusions) without even trying
>all of this gets protected by the biased newfag mod 'Sharkmeido'

Reminder that
>sharkmeido is a biased powertripping faggot who only cares about shark and perhaps Ame among the ENs
>basically doesn't even browse /hlgg/ if she's not streaming
>LITERALLY AVATARFAGS
>criticizing the epic meme shark is a bannable offense, but making up schizo anti narratives about other girls is ok!
>refuses to give anyone but his epic meme shark a sticky, tried to damage control when people called him out >>27786392
>erroneously deleted an on-topic post because he was an ignorant newfag, everyone called him out and he went on a coping deletion rampage, until he finally realized that he was in the wrong and proceeded to FLEE like a bitch while the thread kept laughing at him >>27895299

In conclusion, the epic meme shark is the cancer killing /hlgg/.
SAY THE LINE XD

Your ikea shark becomes Gura.
What do you do?

So what the fuck do we do now? Not even the JPs are streaming right now and I need my fix

>>27907413
>invisible breasts
???

>>27907560
Whatever she's doing, its more worthwhile than what us faggots are doing here.

>>27907575
Breed

27907536
Go away, numberfag

>>27907537
Everyone probably already knows it at this point.

>>27907536
I wonder how that Korone poster is feeling right now. I hope he won't shit the threads once Gura surpasses her.

>>27907560
The Gunslinger Girl collab with GFL is pretty good...

>>27907528
OMG
her shoes are so cute

>>27907575
chum

What's wrong my shrimps? Would you actually hate me if I looled like this irl?

>>27907575
have sex with it

>>27907532
MO to the AYY wait, that's not the same picture of my boy.

>>27907549
Yeah, but I hope that she will move it back by 30-60 minutes because there is no way I'm skipping the ending of Miko's return stream.

>>27907536
>Say goodbye to doge.
but she's the one who got me into hololive. i'm happy about gura's accomplishments but it's not like korone and fubuki will be gone after this.

>>27907573
sugoi!!!!!

>>27907554
Right here. I just wanted to let people know that i really like Mori's sakura days cover and the original version too of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JsYDKfhhmw

>>27907532
Not with that image you damn coomer.

>>27907535
That works too. But Moona has been exploring JP server alot lately. HOWEVER, that makes the migration trek longer, and therefore, interesting. An excuse for Pekora to build infrastructure to connect their old spot and the new one too.

>>27907301
Try asking on /hlg/.

>>27907599
is she cosplaying this pic?

So how will Gura respond to Coco's incessant lewd pestering during the inevitable collab?

@27907573
Ogey

>>27907532
>Mori laughing so hard at something milk shoots out her nose and down her voluptuous near-naked cleavage.
kek, what a dork.

>>27907573
Replying before this gets deleted.

>>27907549
>tomorrow
you mean 2 days from now retard it's on Wednesday not Tuesday

>>27907532
Moe Moe Desu Kawaii Muthafucka
>pic
gay

What can top HoloEN?

Reminder that if YouTube could reliably verify age and exclude minors from sub totals, Gura would have fewer subs than Nene.

>>27907514

>>27907573
og-a

>27907573
rrat

>>27907644
Seethe harder.

Imagine the triple celebration collab when FBK, Korone and Gura all break 1M within hours of eachother.

>>27907520
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f581206491b3
Mini-karaoke and movie watch makes a membership sound tempting right about now
>>27907536
Fuck off
>>27907549
Link to the artist? Cute as fuck

>>27907558
i honestly dont know what they will do. the only thing that i know about nene is that she finds japanglish hilarious.

Who is worse? Mori or her deadbeats?

>>27907643
HoloEU, 5 lolis

>>27907599
Fucking damn it I'm chumming all over my keyboard

>>27907665
every fucking time

>>27907495
I guess I'm not suppose to laugh...

>>27907573
get help you mentally ill person

>>27907665
Uh anon...you got something you wanna tell us?

>>27907630
CEASE

Watchama's fat, sweaty tits getting in the way or her aiming in Apex!

>>27907667
https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm

>>27907667
Mori is cringe but her fans enable it.
Like Chris-chan but biologically female.

>>27907612
wish she had time to practice more that week, so she could hit some parts where her voice gave out
it was still amazing tho, my fav HoloEN song to date

>>27907672
>second gen en 2 has a cute shota

>>27907620
Gura will be invited to the 3D stage by Coco.
There she'll break character and prematurely end the stream.

>>27907665
Anonchama, your Ctrl-V reps...

>>27907573
Imagine sitting down and typing all this shit out, only for literally no one to read it.

>>27907665
>Link to the artist? Cute as fuck
most recent image Kiara liked, nuebunny on twitter

>>27907672
Bold

https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1318239704920150023?s=20

>>27907666
Hopefully discus a joint venture between KFP and NenePro

>>27907665
you left a pornhub link in your copy-paste my friend
>Mom Told by Step-Sons BBC Friend to Put him in a Cock Cage then Humiliates him and Sucks his Cock

fuck me, these are the kind of faggots who like takamori ships

The Thing watchalong soon

>>27907573
Goodnight anon.

>>27907698
Did you seriously compare a functioning human to Chris-chan?

>>27907667
deadbeats every time for making these fucking deviant art tier fanfictions.

>27907573
Reminder that
>(You)'re a faggot

>>27907706
>There she'll break character and prematurely end the stream.
I hope exactly this happens.

>>27907667
people who make posts like (You)

>>27907724
>wiped her PC playing Minecraft
how, did Botan tell her to delete system32?

>>27907684
>there are people in this thread who jerked off the Haachama saying POGGERS
Degenelates

>>27907665
why you keep doing this? It was funny the first time, now it's just dumb

>>27907728

>>27907665
SISSY-CHAMA!?

So Mori supposedly living a pretty ''rough life'' was just because of poor money administration after all. I still love her though.

>>27907665
Im COOOOOOOMING

>>27907667
we are cringe and she is a cringe
perfect harmony

>>27907520 #
>Gura Schedule https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1318260306062303235
Mini-karaoke and movie watch makes a membership sound tempting right about now
>>27907536 #
Fuck off
>>27907549 #
Link to the artist? Cute as fuck

>>27907571
>better internet
>better lighting for live2d tracking
>better acoustics
>freedom to make noise and hold karaoke streams
>toilet no longer within mic range
Mixed blessing.

>>27907665
Jesas...

>>27907699
Hopefully she'll be able to do that now that she's moving to a new place. I'm really looking forward to future utawakus.

>tomorrows chicken stream starts half an hour or so before work ends
>when I am home I already will miss at least an hour
>wanna watch it from beginning to not miss anything
>have to probably wait super long as it will be yet another long stream

>Cosplaying is not allowed
Explain yourself sharkmeido you biased homo. Mad the cosplayer is an adult so you can't throw yourself at your loli ban button while leaving porn up for entire threads?

>>27907665
>>27907665
>>27907665
THESE FAGGOTS ARE THE ANTI NUMBERFAGS
I TOLD YOU
NUMBERFAGS ARE TRUE FANS, THESE ANTIS ARE KEKS

>>27907748
Anon-chama, we already told you yesterday... IT remake is shit...

>>27907665
>BBC again
anonchama...

>>27907665
this was really funny the first time you did it but now its passe

>>27907719
That's some good looking art. Thanks for sharing.

>>27907745
I started laughing too hard, wasn't able to finish until halfway through the superchat reading

>>27907528
OHHHH BABY!

>>27907558
Yup, I would not mind a karaoke collaboration between the two or a cooking stream.

>>27907549
>tfw gonna miss half of it and the superchat read cus 9to5

>>27907667
How many times has she accidentally killed the wrong person?

>>27907665
Oh, I remember you doing this before
>>/jp/thread/S27675930#p27676998

>>27907559
Sometimes I worry about what we're teaching these poor girls

>>27907761
>>better lighting for live2d tracking
seriously, that recent stream she flipped the lights on during the close up the lip-sync and eyes worked SO good

I want to watch Lolita with Gura.

>>27907767
I'm totally asking her in member stream if she's gonna sing Made in Abyss OP
she got practice after all

>>27907575
What else? Mating press

>>27907757
lmao go lock your dick in a cage anon

>>27907737
Deviant art tier fanfiction is when (You) write stories about Gura being a retarded six-year-old being (You) for attention, these threads seem to be full of those. Imagine missing the point of her character that hard.

>>27907554
Here bro

>>27907771
call in sick.

>>27907566
I think Kiara has the least prospects outside hololive at the moment. Gura can always just make the next big thing, Mori has music and Ina has marketable skills.

>>27907560
Maybe she's lurking this thread

>>27907635
whoops my bad man I was too excited for that stream I forgot it wasn't so soon

I want EN 3Ds...

>>27907807
we know, pika

>>27907575
I bought furniture from Ikea a lot of times
WHERE'S MY FUCKING IKEA SHARK?

Imagine laying in bed next to Calliope, running your finger up the back of her thigh and lightly probing her butthole. You push a suppository up into her sphincter and, each time you lightly start to pull your finger away, she pushes it out involuntarily. Finally, after holding your finger there for a bit longer, you move it away and the laxative doesn't come out, having been swallowed into her intestine.

There she lie on top of the covers, sweating lightly in anticipation, slightly grimacing for moments at a time as waves of stomach cramps wash over her and gradually increase in intensity. The pressure of the sweet pain in her abdomen finally gets the better of her and she starts shitting. At first, she conservatively tries to pace herself and aim onto a singular spot on the sheets, but as the momentum of her bowels snowballs out of control, she accidentally soils her stockings and the rear flap of her dress that she tried to hold out of the way.

As the minutes pass, the torrent of waste coming out of her ass gradually becomes more liquid than solid, until the final chorus of her bowels erupts out as a viscous tidal wave of wet, brown slime.

She slowly and reservedly sits up on the side of the bed and propels herself up on her feet, shamefully making sure to keep her back to the mess as she walks to pour herself a glass of wine. Using her shivering hand to pull the glass to her lips, a single tear falls down her cheek as she looks at you and sobs "Th-thank you for 'peeping' my performance" before taking a long sip of drink to help her forget.

>>27907554
always there for my boy

Guys I will catch all of Ame streams live and will miss only Gura Mori collab this week. I think i am gonna make it, so happy. Thanks for listening

>>27907575
make a fortune on the black market

>>27907665
Is purposely copypasting BBC porn in your reply some kind of new falseflag? this like the third time I've seen someone do it
If so that's a pretty innovative (you) farm

When was the last time a HoloEN made you kneel?

I'm not afraid to admit it. There's no use in denying it. Why pretend otherwise? Let me just be blunt. I'll come right out and say it:


I am in love with Amelia Watson.

>>27907821
you seem mad bro, im not even a chumbud

>>27907665
Oh, I remember this one
>>/jp/thread/S27500182#p27503268

>>27907828
Ame killed her past self, hololive is all she has now.

>>27907757
Done with porn already?

Man the day off really destroys any semblance of quality in this thread

>>27907757
Fucking COOOOMER

>>27907752
She moved across the globe to a country where she didn't speak the language and had no friends to work a shitty job just because she wanted to follow her passion for music. That's pretty rough to go through, even if she was making much better money then she is. Trust me, I would know.

>>27907811
>spoiler
Huh?

>>27907844

the fuck is happening to this thread?

>>27907752
I mean she didn't spend much on twitch before, if you do them math it was 20$ a month, it's just this month after she started earning more

I'm happy that the thing is winning in votes for the next Gura movie watchalong

>>27907856
Mori, thrice, the Sakura Days cover and her indie picks in the remix contest Top 15 + announcing she'll further promote Top 200

>>27907886
haha funny bbc copypaste meme

>>27907856
Last HoloEN stream. Who was it? Ina? That.

>>27907886
It's getting blacked

>>27907896
what thing?

>>27907775
body horror is a bad fit for Gura

She already told us she thinks clowns aren't scary. I want to see how she'll react to scary clowns.

>>27907856
Gura karaoke

>>27907680
Holy shit she has a stand

>>27907856
Mori concert and remix competition

>>27907886
A severe lack of diligent adherence to a medication schedule.

>>27907856
Mori´s concert
https://files.catbox.moe/6k5jyi.webm

>>27907864
Neither are those writing that shit.

>>27907878
I've wanted to stop browsing it so many times today but just keep getting sucked back in.

>>27907896
Chumbuds got some good taste, I was certain it would be picked but I guess memberships filtered the zoomers from voting

>>27907838
I'm not very fond of any of the 3D models the holos have, but it allows them to do funny collabs

>>27907514

>>27907907
this thing

>>27907724
Holy shit the potential of that collaboration is huge.

>>27907856
Mori concert, knees didn't even have time to heal before the suisei concert

>>27907907
that thing

>>27907554
>>27907795

>>27907828
>Gura can always just make the next big thing
Gura barely earned a penny with her previous thing. Short clips don't make any revenue money.

>>27907886
euros are bbc posting again

>>27907773
Well? I'm waiting sharkmeido. Or are you desperately trying to figure out what to ban me for?

>>27907856
Mori concert.

>>27907908
So far Gura has admitted she is afraid of heights
I get the feeling she's not gonna be bothered at all by body horror
It would be cool if she watched Saw though, she said she hasn't seen it, I would absolutely love to see the big twist again through her eyes

>>27907886
Anti-Guras are BBConnoiseurs.

What are some ALT outfits you would want to see for your favorite EN? I think this would be super fucking cute on Amelia.

>>27907951
>euros
Don't make me post the webm anon, you know which one.

HoloEN Gen2 will have the first black vtuber, screencap this

>>27907941
Reminder that Pikamee was just talking about the best age to BE not to FUCK.

>>27907856
Still Gura karaoke

>>27907950
your dark soul

>>27907882
Anothe weeb-who-made-it anon?

>>27907941
I subscribed to Iofi after confirming that the image was real

>>27907937
Towa's 3D is amazing

>>27907856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JsYDKfhhmw
This. Goddamn, I love her natural voice, and I need more of it.

>>27907856
4 hours of Ame and Gura literally just being friends.

>>27907752
Spending money like that makes her happy. I want Mori to be happy.

>>27907975
Iofi on the other hand was talking about the best age to murder

>>27907752
She pays gaijin tax and burger tax. After living expenses it's no wonder the wine she buys is cheap.

We're winning. Keep up the good work, chumbuds.

>>27907757
the ghostbusters watchalong was extremely comfy. she was really good at it.

>>27907964
schoolgirl gura

>>27907980
what about my dark soul?

>>27907917
always has been

>>27907811
It's a duet song and I'm not sure if they have permissions for it considering that not a single JP has sung it.

>>27907838
Ina's model lovingly detailed with all tentacles accounted for + special gummy-like shaders for her hair.
Kiara's model with drumsticks that can be dynamically eaten + the blue parts of her hair glow in the dark.
Ame's model with removable coat + working magnifying glass.
Calli's model with scythe action and long, flowing pink hair.
Gura's model revealing the location of her tail and her spats.

>>27907970
do it pussy

>>27907970
i honestly don't

>>27907980

>>27907715
Thanks
>>27907746
>>27907778
>>27907851
Not sure why I want to clear my name to anons but that wasn't intentional, it was meant for a partner on discord this time.

>>27907856
When Mori gave highlights to all those beautiful shitposts before her live show.

>>27907560
Don't you think it's a coincidence doxxstorms always happen when Ina is on break?

>>27908035
go back

>>27907993
Why people like this bitch? She is absolutely boring, has the most autistic fan base and special snowflake retards, and has a gross voice that doesn't even fit the character. Her character should have an overall revamp to fix her voice, it just doesn't work for me. Also ogey rrat.

>Gura TBA collab
oh no

>>27907964
Gura in a onesie. Ina in a cultist/priestess robe. Kiara in something less busy and more elegant.

Since it’s dead hours, here’s a question just for the various gostlings (if you just want to fuck her or her roommate then this does not apply to you. Just romance)
Have you had a girlfriend before?
If not, explain why in 10 words or less (no blogposting)

>>27907994
this was good bit below her natural voice. the closest to her natural was probably Dear Rainy Day or Sorairo Days

>>27907856
What is the "kneel" meme supposed to be, I don't see kneeling to vtubers as anything I'd ever do

>>27908049
ogey

>>27907993
Towa has girliest movement of the bunch.

>>27908042
>Ina caused the Amegeddon to take the heat off herself while she scrubbed her Twitter

they really are going to pass each other at the same time

>>27908035
>clear my name
>discord
Double nigger.

>>27908049
You can't ogey rrat your own post

>>27907724
Every time I look over that list I feel an increasing desire to help and protect this dumbass. I might be looking forward to this even more than the Holotori.

>>27908049
kenzokucucks only like her cause of her yabee moment and think they're somehow "saving" her or whatever that means

>>27908035
sure sure, I believe you, all the 15 times you did the same joke

>>27907856
HoloBirds

>>27908077
whoa

>>27908016
she can duet with _Ina_

>>27907982
Just a career focused anon. Bounced between places too much to make friends even if I don't have awkwardly pantomime at the grocery store.

>>27907993
Yes but Towa has one of the greastest 2D model. thats cheating

>>27907856
Ame telling us to chase after our happiness

>>27908035
go back tranny coomer

>>27908049
Her irl self is cute so that's really all that matters. She's also okay with you taking your time when you're fapping.

>Kiara and Mori's 3D reveal stream
>they introduce themselves and everything is going well, they're both making jokes
>suddenly Kiara hugs Mori while laughing
>"Aaaaaaaa! Get off me Kusotori!"
>Kiara keeps hugging and saying no
>"Come on, get off lets get back to what we were doing!"
>Kiara shakes her heads no, says that they can continue while they're hugging her
>Kiara starts telling a story loudly and happily while hugging Mori, while Mori is dead silent
>in the middle of the story Mori whispers something to Kiara
>Kiara can't hear her, leans in closer and says "huh?" loudly
>"I said you're making me uncomfortable!"
>Kiara stops and moves away from Mori
>Stream is dead silent for a few minutes, where Kiara is looking at Mori and Mori is just looking at the ground
>Kiara then awkwardly says that the stream will be taking a break
>Immidiately the stream switches over to Mori's BRB screen, which automatically plays a remix someone made of Mori rapping to farts in the background
>stream eventually ends completely

>>27908049
Ogey

>>27907994
If this was her natural voice she wouldn't be able to go as high as she did in SSS.

>>27907861
You don't need to be afraid anon, because I am in love with her too...

Kiara is dumb, and stinky.

End of 2021. Will Gura have beaten HER?

>>27907964
pure white sundress+strawhatAme with ponytail. Picnic mode.

>>27908038
fuck, I forgot, make that four times @>>27907901

>>27907532
I eagerly await the day it's just a giant white pile of goo with a smile.

>>27907861
You are in a parasocial relationship.

Post your HoloEN confessions
For the past few weeks I’ve posted about 5 or 6 Mori clips where I added in low volumed fart noises. Not one Deadbeat has come notice them yet.

>>27907732
The only difference between Chris-chan and Mori is that Mori has some talent.

did Homestar poster anon abandon us?

>>27908112
Yeah but unless you are a schizo, you aren't supposing to be watching a holo for her irl self.

>>27908090
saving her from what? She is the weakest link in the 4gen.

>>27908085
ogey rrat

>>27908113
kek alright, you got me

>>27908113
Cool fanfic. Time to take your meds now.

>>27908013
Mio vs Gura fight when?

>>27908113
DELETE THS

>>27907520

ESTCHADS CANT STOP WINNING

>>27908120
Possibly

>>27908121
Yeees, this, based anon

>>27908052
Honestly though, will Matsuri really care about Gura? They can't have a relationship and no chance they'd meet up physically so she would only complain harder about being ignored.

>>27908141
he's at my house, eating my cooking

>>27908125
Yup, thats what hololive is designed for.
Your point?

>>27908042
All the antis that leaked shit from here on twitter have been Tentacultists too.

>>27908137
Big if true

>>27908113
They've met before anon, I don't think Kiara is quite THAT autistic.

>>27908139
think you have to include “sever mental illness” somewhere in that sentence

>>27908142
you answered your own question, she's the weakest so they pity watch her

For the love of god, please sage when you guys post.

>>27908137
I'm subscribed to everyone except Kiara .

>>27907528
I'm disappointed in the underlying anatomy. How is that tail connected to her spine?

>>27908113
you're trying too hard with this, desu

>>27908137
Thats pretty funny anon

>>27908141
Maybe they just didn't want to bother with this place on mostly dead days.

>>27908137
I have spent over $500 concernfagging in Kiara streams

>>27908049
This but with Gura

>>27907964
Summer yukata for Amelia

Reminder that all antis should be shunned and preferably banned
>B-but much chumbuds are annoying numberfags
>B-but much teammates are goslingig
>B-but much deadbeats are getting uppity
I don't care, this falseglagging tribalist shit is the worst thing here and it's most certainly anti shit

>>27908187
What's a sage?

reminder that hololive belongs to China and Twitch

>>27907856
when gura got out her shark pillow and blanket for the movie. i thought something like that might be too embarrassing for her. i am so glad i was wrong.

>>27907964
Ame in Ina's swimsuit. Nobra white summerdress. MiB suit and glasses.

>>27908113
I think you're confusing Kiara with Festival here.

>>27908217

>>27907964
Mori wearing a gothic lolita dress to fully embrace the idol rapper look.

>>27908054
three exes
actually realized relationships without distance are extremely tiresome for an introvert
longing from afar actually feels nice in comparison
but it also made me look differently at one slightly heavier girl at work who was getting pretty chummy at company picnic, she was pretty cool to drink with actually...

>>27908056
Her natural voice is soprano sfogato, as far as I can tell. So this kind of singing should be easier for her than going higher in tone.
>>27908115
Her range is pretty amazing, so one doesn't exclude the other.

>>27908156
>>27907520
Gura includes times in EST but the other girls don't do that in their schedules. Is that why Gura is so successful?

>>27908156
>winning
>hololive taking all my free time and I'm falling behind in school
Y-Yeah...

>>27908217
It's a plant.

>>27908113
meh

>>27908141
I want Ina to draw a dragon... for reasons

>>27908221
Based.

>>27908204
Gura is a shitposter unlike Towa.

>>27907872
More like this thread handed her the gun and forced her to shoot.

Almost 6k votes on the movie poll. That's a lot of money for our girl, chumbuddies.

>>27908054
>gostlings
Anon, they're depressed and girlfriendless, not dead

>>27908213
ESLchama....

>>27908193
Spina bifida

>>27908204

>>27908201
As much as I like Kiara, spend responsibly, anon.

>>27908231
one for three years. recent break up

>>27908049(you)

>>27908113
Has to be more subtle, the unspoken is far more horrifying

>>27908187
ageru motherfucker

Reminder to take your meds

>>27908137
% du -sh gura
113G gura

>>27908137
That's funny, here's mine
I've had several Gura dreams

>>27908269
meant for >>27908054

>>27908225
why don't chicken and festival offcollab

>>27908288
based

>>27908137
Reddit dragon was my oshi until I changed her for Mori, reminds me of when I cheated on my last gf because everything is a game to me

>>27907980
Thanks for the hearty chuckle, anon.

>>27908221
>tfw Civia is the 10th person in the HoloEN vs 5Gen AmongUs collab.

>>27908137
>>27908137
I doxposted about Ina once. Its one of my biggest shames and Im still sad about it.

>>27908229

>>27908279
i wish Dr Anonoman was my actual doctor...

Fix your goddamn sleep schedule. You're a grown as adult.

>>27908137
There's like 6 pounds of chicken in my refrigerator that I keep forgetting to make into Phoenix Burgers for my family. I can't bring myself to even buy a pineapple

>>27908137
Absolutely devilish if true

>>27908269
you (You)'d the reply post, buddy

>>27907994
Fuck I love her voice

>>27908221
what the HELL is up with Artia's model? Surely they could improve it if she asked? Is it part of her brand, like visually signalling that she doesn't give a fuck?

>>27908187
The 2hus entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to shitpost everyone else, and nobody was going to shitpost them. At /jp/, /hg/, /hgg/, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

>>27908279
i took them last time and the threads stopped updating.
is it... all in my mind?

>>27908263
Thanks Doctor Watson

>>27908137
I went to sleep thinking about Kiara.
I woke up thinking of Kiara.

>>27908049
Cause of her Yab moment, that is it
Her voice filters me hard cause she sounds like a tranny

>>27908313
Can’t imagine something not going wrong

>>27908137
I falseflagged as a member of every fanbase

>>27908137
I aggressively shitpost at goslings, ghostlings, and anyone else who seems to be developing an attraction to the roommate behind the chuuba, but I do this only to see which chuuba is the most invincible so I can safely become attracted to them as well

>>27908302
Shit me too but with Ame

>>27908319
>cheated on my last gf because everything is a game to me

Are you literally me?

>>27907975
Reminder that that is wrong and she confirmed it herself

>>27908137
The yuribaiting just makes the idea of fucking them even hotter

>>27908137
I came back to this shithole despite being 5+ years sober to discuss holoEN

>>27908356
but two negatives make a plus so surely their energy would work out

>>27908113
>Kiara and Mori's 3D reveal stream
>they introduce themselves and everything is going well, they're both making jokes
>Do some generic back and forth, playing whatever weird 3d game they have set up like most 3d debuts do
>Kiara is oddly less clingy/forward then usual, chat was expecting more teetee
>Every now and then Kiara makes a pass, says something weird, or just otherwise gets a bit to close
>Whenever this happens a faint clicking sound can be heard, after which Kiara usually makes a weird breathy noise and goes quite for a little bit
>A slight buzzing can be heard after about the forth click
>Kiara's legs end up giving out partway through the live due to "exhaustion" and they have to take a break
>Mori sounds unusually smug after it comes back

>>27908319
>>27908384
>cheating
faggots

>>27908137
I'm a newfag. I started listening to JP vtubers without knowing japanese.

>>27908338
No seriously, how are we 1 month into HoloEN and only one girl has an official lewd hashtag?

>>27908405
See you tomorrow.

>>27908319
>>27908384
deadsociopaths...

>>27907964
Amelia and Gura in santa dresses, preferably the ones with short skirts

>>27908137
All the Amelia controversy made me realize I was legitimately forming an attachment to her, so I unsubscribed from her and have only been watching Ina and Mori who I can watch just as entertainers/artists.

>>27908374
Based?

>>27908418
The other chuubas gave up on the idea when Amelewd got hijacked by 9gag memes

>>27908338
I get over 2k bucks of disability from my military service. Im good not working for awhile.

>>27908141
I think most of the good posters here have abandoned us, barely even see the teamate who made all those coupons anymore.

>>27907536
Stop it, just stop it. NO ONE but you fucking cares about EN numbers, no one, it's all about JP, they are the ones that get to celebrate their milestones, they are the ones that get the concerts, the 3D, the extra outfits, the sponsors, the merch, and don't even tell me it's because they are new, because CN and ID have been doing it for a while and also haven't got shirt, EN just exists to milk money out of westerns. So stop counting, watch your anime girls and shut up.

>>27908418
Nobody bothered making one when they saw what happened to hers.

>>27907532
Simply envision fucking Mori's mouth and seeing her eyeliner fall down her face more and more with each thrust before cumming down her throat, pulling out, and hearing her say "GUHHH" as she attempts to catch her breath after swallowing your seed, looking up at you, and then wearily saying "Big ups, pussy boy." before drunkenly slumping over your crotch.

>>27908137
I miss fun, ironic goslingposting.

>>27908412
The real question is if it's a shock collar or vibe? Chicken would probably like either.

>>27908431
lol

>>27908412
Putting a shock collar on Kiara is taking things a bit far

>>27908338
There is literally zero reason to keep a regular schedule when you aren't wageslaving

>>27908455
that's how it always starts, then it becomes real

>>27908418
Who else would? Mori is our bro, Ina is too precious, Gigastacy is too intimidating...only Ame is left and Gura for pedos.

>>27908049
she is cute and has the best singing voice in Hololive
basically she's Gura but good

>>27908431
>not caving in and letting the delusions guide you
weak.

>>27908417
Based

>>27907964
Reindeer Kiara and Santa Mori.

>>27908463
>>27908456
it should be both

>>27908319
>>27908384
Mori wouldn't like you to cheat on her or any girl! Repent!

:3 Remember to hydrate like Amechama! We can't investigate anything if you're dead! :3 :3
don't let your ceiling hydrate too much if you don't have a bucket

>>27908338
I'm down to 4 hours per night if I'm lucky and I watch JPs all day while teleworking. I'll probably die soon but its worth it

>>27908338
I don't like sleep at the best of times.

When are Lofi, Risu and Moona going to collab with HoloEN?

>>27907549
Hell yeah, it not tomorrow tho but I'm always happy to see my boy

I think festival would collab great with any EN member

>>27908481
Gura if she was a whore*
FTFY

>>27908496
I can report these posts, right?

>>27908418
We have fuckall when it comes to lewds. Only Gura and Ame got anything so far, other girls have a few dozen images at most.

>>27908137
I lied about the /cgl/ invasion because it was a funny narrative but it came true anyway

>>27908374
you'll become a ghostling soon then, buddy

>>27908204
no other voice fits gura better though which proves you are mentally ill

>>27908137
the yuribaiting makes me feel insecure about being cucked

>>27908440
not abandoned, just lurking now and then in the dead hours.
not that im a good poster, but it's just how these threads seem to work for most.

>>27908496
FAMILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27908322
Did anything come of it?

>>27907964
Suits on everyone, simply because I like girls in suits

>>27908481
go back towacucks

>>27908495
Mori seems to be interested in a lot of taken men, I think she actually would be okay with you cheating desu

>>27907757
the movie this week is the THING

>>27908441
ogey

>>27908492
Why not combine the two? They make glass toys that you can electrify if you want to be really mean.

>>27908492
>shock collar for when her joke fails
>vibe for when it works

>>27908535
based

>>27908162
Don't underestimate the loli power anon

>>27908431
Controversy?

>>27908417
welcome, fellow Rosetai
Aki is a good choice since she loves oversea bros a whole lot

https://youtu.be/lfrjF8-AnyM?t=240

God damn it. What has this place done to me. I hear it everywhere now, I can't escape. The time stamp is at 4 minutes, in case it doesn't link it correctly.

I still don't understand the difference between a gosling and a ghostling.

>>27908535
>suit Kiara
>wedding dress mori
Make it happen

>>27908523
fuck you

>>27908507
I would agree with you but she knows 0 english.

>>27908496
who is this clown anyway

>>27908049
Her real voice makes me feel funny in the heart, I just wish she would go back on using her deeper tone.

>>27907610
Without the efforts of korone and fubuki, there wouldn't even be a holoEN. Hopefully those two don't get caught in Sora's idol worship trap with the EN girls, though.

>>27907964
sukumizu gura

>>27908441
ID got new outfits already. Artia and Civa are getting new outfits soon too but cover isn't paying for them.

>>27908552
>Not John HICC

>>27908535
Based and Helltaker-pilled

>>27907536
What about:

(YOU ARE HERE)
>Korone will never be most subscribed
>Gura will never beat Korone

Isn't it interesting that Korone will be #1 for several hours before Gura surpasses her?

>>27908561
Mori wears the suit

>>27908512
>>27908536
seethe, chumpedos

>>27908137
First time I came to /jp/ was a few days after Aloe graduation. I was so disgust with the /hlg/ shitposting on Aloe I left swearing never to come back. Then HoloEn debut happened. Clicked on /hlgg/ and never left.

>>27908555
Stop baiting for someone to post it you fucking nigger.