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hololive

>> No.27896920
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27896920

はあちゃまえちえち

>> No.27896921
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きｔら！！！

>> No.27896931

This feels invasive

>> No.27896935

wait a fucking second
Don't tell me there are retards in this fucking thread that listen to ASMR with fucking speakers

>> No.27896938
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27896938

I love Towa.

>> No.27896939

Is this supposed to be enjoyable or is Haato just shit at it?

>> No.27896940

what the fuck is this sound haachama

>> No.27896943
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27896943

What is the relation between these videos?

>> No.27896945
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27896945

Roboco, your construction reps...

>> No.27896949
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27896949

TIME TO CUM BOYS

>> No.27896947
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>> No.27896950
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well since my knees are gone, it's good my ears are being massaged.

>> No.27896955

this is said every thread but, im gonna be first. Im gomnna com

>> No.27896957

It feels like I'm getting my ears cleaned. Thanks, Haachama.

>> No.27896958

Ahhh ~ the whispering~

>> No.27896959
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27896959

>EAR BLOWING
IM LOSING IT

>> No.27896961

Getting earfucked by Haachama!

>> No.27896962
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27896962

I'M FEELING IT

>> No.27896964

>fap noise
Haachama has a dick!?

>> No.27896969
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>> No.27896973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48

Get in here faggots

>> No.27896974
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>> No.27896975
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27896975

>amazing 3d"""live""" curry shilling concert
>Suisei's long awating 3d concert day after was a collab fest and amazing
>this lovely dog cat couple singing and rappping hearts at each other just a few hours later
So blessed to get these 3 back to back.
And fuck the redditdragon.

>> No.27896976

>chaama making you feel good

>> No.27896977

It’s like I’m in a cave how do you fap to this?

>> No.27896980
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>> No.27896979

>>27896939
she's uh... she's trying... probably

>> No.27896981
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27896981

kneel before the chama.

>> No.27896984

why does roboco have a bdsm thumbnail

>> No.27896986

I FEEL THE CHAMA OVERTAKING ME!

>> No.27896987
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27896987

Yo

>> No.27896989

>Mio's model permanently stuck in a pained grimace
They really need to figure out the at-home 3d face tracking

>> No.27896992

oh yes, haachama
give it to me
give me the giggles while you rub the slime all over my ears
give me the whispers
ask me if I'm feeling good
or nice

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.27896993

>Mio gurenge
3 times in a fucking day let's go...

>> No.27896994
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27896994

>>27896918
>>27896920
She secretly has a boyfriend though doesn't she?

>> No.27896997

I FEEL LIKE IM BEING TORTURED WHILE THIS BITCH ASKS ME IF IM FINE

>> No.27896998
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Do you people unironically like haachama ASMR? Because is so bad that is funny, this not even erotic

>> No.27897002

CURSED ASMR

>> No.27897004

Y-yes, I'm feeling good Haachama

>> No.27897006

Xoomers WW@

>> No.27897008

Gurenge?

>> No.27897009

bros Im horny

>> No.27897012

>>27896945
shes a combat robot, not a construction robot

>> No.27897013

MY BLAIN...

>> No.27897015

>>27896984
she's her own cumpet

>> No.27897016
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27897016

OoT... Skyrim...

>> No.27897019

The fucking slime noise was so ecchi

>> No.27897020

Is it even legal
I heard she is just 17

>> No.27897022

I might never be able to get the slime out my ear, but I'm just happy to be spending time with Haachama.

>> No.27897023
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haachama holy

>> No.27897024

Post Chamas, I need to coom

>> No.27897025

I feel violated

>> No.27897029

>finally comes back
>has to prostitute herself with ASMR to regain her audience right away
Why is she such a massive slut?

>> No.27897030

What happened to YouTube banning ASMR? I remember her having a hell of a time trying to do ASMR for members months ago.

>> No.27897031
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27897031

The fuck is she doing

>> No.27897033

>>27896911
>>27896720

>> No.27897035

HAACHAMA YOUR BREATHING INTO MY EAR IM GONNA START COOMING

>> No.27897037

Mio gurenge

>> No.27897040
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27897040

H...have you coomed yet, Haaton?

>> No.27897041

>>27896984
Donkey is sexy

>> No.27897042
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HAACHAMAAAAA

>> No.27897045

Haachama is reminding me of when I used to go to the chinky place for a rub and tug.

>> No.27897046
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>> No.27897047
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I feel like an alien is trying to bore into my skull, I shouldn't have got the good headphones out.

>> No.27897049
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27897049

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27897050

Another Gurenge

>> No.27897051
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27897051

I love Aqua!
Aqua appearing in Pekora's chat https://youtu.be/JWW6ZBcU65c?t=209

>> No.27897052

Quick, any haatons here?
What does haachama do in members and how active is she there?

>> No.27897054
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27897054

I can't fap to this. It's just too funny and cute. It's making me giggle more than anything

>> No.27897055

>>27896939
Yeah she's shit at it, but nothing is better than ASMR from the girl you love.

>> No.27897056
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My retarded daughter is trying her best! Don't you dare laugh!

>> No.27897057

>>27897023
love nene

>> No.27897059

>>27896935
par for the course for the imbeciles itt. im not even surprised

>> No.27897063
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my left ear feels like someone is trying to dig out a stick of earwax like that one shrek used for a candle

>> No.27897065
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27897065

my ears are violated

>> No.27897066

Wait, so I've never listened to ASMR before.
Am I supposed to jack off to this?

>> No.27897067
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27897067

>>27896975
Don't shitpost with my wife and her girlfriend thanks

>> No.27897069

I feel like im getting tentacle raped in one ear while being whispered to in the other.

>> No.27897070
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27897070

I am c

>> No.27897071

The breathing in my right ear is hot but the fingering of my left ear is uncomfortable

>> No.27897073

>>27896973
Ok, but I will keep my audio mono, I really don't like ASMR.

>> No.27897075

it feels like she is directly attacking my brain

>> No.27897076

>gurenge
Fucking hell

>> No.27897078

>>27896939
Its probably a combination of her being bad and a shit mic

>> No.27897079
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27897079

my blain...

>> No.27897080
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27897080

>people fap to this
I guess haatons are really just as brain-damaged as Haachama

>> No.27897083

>>27897023
god dog

>> No.27897085
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27897085

HAACHAMA TRYING HER BEST

>> No.27897086

>Gurenge
Miosha...

>> No.27897089

Gurenge Love

>> No.27897090

>Gurenge again
Please stop.......

>> No.27897091
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>> No.27897092

>GURENGE
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I"VE HEARD IT TODAY

>> No.27897094
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27897094

pekoーら好きだ！！

>> No.27897095

>>27896918
>>27896898
>Holo pretending to give us an eye exam asmr when?
that is the one thing I miss since I got my laser eye surgery. I got to lie down in a comfy chair in an air conditioned room for 15 minutes while an asian woman in her late 20's or early 30's said "better, or worse" over and over again.

>> No.27897096
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27897096

COOMERS SHUT THE FUCK UP MIOSHA'S SINGING

>> No.27897097

>gurenge again
Miosha...

>> No.27897099
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27897099

ooooofffff

>> No.27897101

Please don't let Moona log in...I just want to watch Pekora play Minecraft

>> No.27897102

STOP

STOP SINGING GURENGE

>> No.27897104

>>27896981
YAB
yamero, moudenai

>>27897052
ASMR

>> No.27897105

>>27896938
Gen 4 idol outfits when?

>> No.27897111

>>27896938
Thank you for this blessing, Suisei. I will now subscribe to your channel.

>> No.27897113

Sound like she shove the mic inside her.

>> No.27897115
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27897115

Haaton meido, if you are here. Abuse your power just like last time

>> No.27897117
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27897117

PECOR BTFO

>> No.27897119
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27897119

Wtf mio

>> No.27897116

>>27897029
She’s picking up where she left off. She was going to do this the day she got suspended.

>> No.27897118

>>27896987
SNOOP DOG

>> No.27897120

i'm going to be honest, asmr does nothing for me

>> No.27897121
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27897121

Even if we were exclusively basing it on design alone, Haato is still the most fuckable gen 1 girl by an extremely large margin. It's outrageous how hot she can be despite being the most retarded.

>> No.27897123
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MIKOTI AISHITE

>> No.27897124

Oh no chat

>> No.27897125
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27897125

エリートMikoち！

>> No.27897126
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I wonder what Korone and Okayu are doing now that their stream is over

>> No.27897128

>>27897029
The ASMR was supposed to be before she was chinkbanned

>> No.27897130

Here come the retards crying about gurenge again

>> No.27897131

My ears are being cleaned and my soul is being healed

>> No.27897133

Fuck's sake, this is the third Gurenge today.

>> No.27897135

>>27897066
Yeah just go with it

>> No.27897136

>>27897066
yes

>> No.27897137
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>GURENGE
I'm so tired of this fucking song.

>> No.27897138

Joining hololive is guaranteed success isn’t it

>> No.27897139

AAAAH Haachama is fucking my ears with her futa cock

>> No.27897140
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Oh boy, is time for gurenge!

>> No.27897141
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>>27896715
Ok throw away streamlink.

Download the youtube-dl zip, and extract it into c:/yt

Then go and download ffmpeg and unzip it into c:/yt/bin

in that c:/yt folder make a new file and name it ytdl.bat (if you dont have view extensions on in explorer turn them on bing for how)

right click on ytdl.bat and choose edit. Paste in this command:

c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*

Now any time you want to download a YT video, press win+R to open the run prompt, type cmd and hit enter. In the command window type cd c:/yt and hit enter. Now just type ytdl <paste in the YT URL> and it will download it. If the download fails due to a server problem or connection timeout just press up (last command) and hit enter and it will resume. Easiest is to just keep a window open that's ready to go in c:/yt that's what I do. I download a few videos a day like this.

>> No.27897142

>>27897066
You are supposed to close your eyes and imagine Haachma standing behind you molesting your ears while you touch yourself gently

>> No.27897144

Uhm... Yea... I guess ASMR isn't for me, have fun degenelates

>> No.27897145

>>27896974
Fuck off attentionwhor. Good holos (Unlike Mel) are streaming at the moment

>> No.27897146

>>27896935
PEkon

>> No.27897147

>>27897029
Dick makes the chaama work

>> No.27897148

>what do you want me to say in english
DICKS OUT DICKS OUT DICKS OUT GET IT IN YOUR HAND

>> No.27897149

My right ear feels like I'm venturing into someone's insides.

>> No.27897152
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27897152

>Lets Go
LETS GO

>> No.27897153

>>27897105
Soon please.

>> No.27897154

>>27897047
It feels like that even in shit gaymer headset
I want my next chapter Shiromanta you fuck

>> No.27897157

I'm having a good chuckle mate.

>> No.27897158
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27897158

I need an adult...

>> No.27897160

Pekora made Moona an experimental USADA HYBRID SHOES.
What a good boss.

>> No.27897162

>>27897020
19 soon

>> No.27897167

>comment whatever you want me to say
Hnnnnnnnng

>> No.27897170

>Japanese teenager gives me a massage while talking in semi-broken english, in australia.
this takes me back.

>> No.27897171

HAACHAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>> No.27897172

>>27897101
I smell a fat leech...

>> No.27897173

>>27896994
been locked down for months

>> No.27897174

>went inside Miko house
>creeper spawn in

>> No.27897175
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Yabai

>> No.27897176
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27897176

>all these idiots who think ASMR automatically means you're supposed to jerk off to it
just sit back and enjoy the ASMR feeling, retards

>> No.27897178

Is this what the brain_fuck tag is like?

>> No.27897177

>Dying message
harsh lol, but seriously what was with that creeper?

>> No.27897179
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27897179

>takes requests
>people spam poggers

>> No.27897183

>>27897101
It's too late anon I'm logging in RIGHT NOW

>> No.27897184

kimochi...janai.... jitsuwa.....

>> No.27897186
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>> No.27897185

Is Haachama turned on?

>> No.27897187

>>27897121
Matsuri and Mel are much more fuckable

>> No.27897190

>>27897023
LOVE NENE AHOY

>> No.27897191

>>27896918
Everyone else is cooming while I'm enjoying Mio singing.

>> No.27897192

>>27897030
>>>/qa/

>> No.27897196

Fuck I don't want to miss Pekokino but this ASMR stream is good. Update me when something happen pekobros.

>> No.27897200

>what do you want me to say in English
>SAY POGGERS XD
God I fucking hate these people

>> No.27897198

Just clean my ears like normal, Haachama...

>> No.27897199

>>27897115
haaton meido is sharkmeido

>> No.27897202

Cover seriously needs to get more permissions for music. It's the same ten damn songs every stream.

>> No.27897203

HAACHAMACHAMA HEAVEN

>> No.27897204

https://www.reddit.com/user/7216_official/comments/je3fkp/hello/

Next please!

>> No.27897205

>>27896939
she's kinda shit i guess, that said i never got any tingle ever since chocomatsuri ASMR

>> No.27897206

>>27897029
Newfag

>> No.27897207
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>>27897023
>Okayu singing cat

>> No.27897209

>>27897141
rumao @ windows

>> No.27897208

>do ASMR stream
>touch the mic over and over
why do they do this

>> No.27897210

HAATCHAMA HEAVEN GONNA MAKE ME COOM AIEEEE

>> No.27897211

>Nice English voice
Debatable
>You're so cute
I take it back

>> No.27897212

HAACHAMACHAHEAVEN

>> No.27897215

>>27897126
sex

>> No.27897216
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27897216

>>27897121

>> No.27897217
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27897217

I want to thank all the anons for all the positive Fubuki posting as of lately! Let's continue to support our friend!

>> No.27897219
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27897219

>Opens Mios stream
>that voice
w-whoa....

>> No.27897220

>>27897040
wait a second...

>> No.27897224
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>>27897105
Not soon enough.

>> No.27897221

>>27897117
Who's give that review?

>> No.27897222

Is this what it sounds like to be swallowed by someone?

>> No.27897225

>This is heaven
>Haachamachama heaven
Sure why not

>> No.27897226

>>27897185
I don't know, but i am

>> No.27897238

I feel like I'm being lobotomi

>> No.27897240

>>27897179
>>27897200
That's not very poggers of you bros

>> No.27897243

>at work
>haachama's ASMR
I'm threading some dangerous line here.

>> No.27897244

Haachama's plump soft body hugging me from the side while she whispers in my ear and plays with my other ear.

>> No.27897246
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27897246

>>27897096
I AM COOMING TO MISO'S SINGING
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>> No.27897247

>>27897141
>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*
Oh shit anon what are you doing?

>> No.27897248

>>27897023
>please love nene
No.

>> No.27897251

What is Haachama doing in my ear?

>> No.27897252
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27897252

>she said I love you to me
See you later losers

>> No.27897254

>>27897185
when isn't she

>> No.27897255

>>27897160
It's just an experiment under the pretense of gift.

>> No.27897256

>>27897141
or just
streamlink *link* best -o ytDLisSHIT.mp4

>> No.27897258

>i love you

>> No.27897260
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27897260

pekonanora

>> No.27897261

HAACHAMA I'M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT

>> No.27897262

>>27897141
for streamlink
streamlink <link> best -r filename.mp4

>> No.27897263

>>27897029
Every holo is a slut in their own way. Just wish some of them would admit they're my pretend girlfriend like haachama.

Also she was gonna do this stream on the day she got banned, so it's mostly a coincidence.

>> No.27897265

>>27897148
turn over baby.. oooh.... you want suck??

>> No.27897266

>>27897054
As soon as she started talking in English I started laughing.
"Oh, you said I love it, not I love you".
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, HAACHAMA, MY BONER IS DYING HERE.

>> No.27897267

>>27897170
did you have your dick out then too?

>> No.27897268

Haachama I can't masturbate to this, you're making me laugh.

>> No.27897270

>I love you too
And I came.

>> No.27897272

>>27897141
holy based thanks anon

>> No.27897271
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27897271

>>27897067
he only shitpost is the redditdragon. Rest of hololive is amazing.

>> No.27897274

what the hell is going on in my skull

>> No.27897276

Mion...

>> No.27897278

>>27897092
I don't see you fuckers bitch when they keep singing Lion

>> No.27897280

>>27897176
Supposedly some people don't get that feeling. I assume those are the people who think ASMR is a jerking off thing.

>> No.27897281

>>27896993
Go where?

>> No.27897282

>>27897080
3 weeks of pent up seben

>> No.27897283
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27897283

Please help me oh god I expected to be in for something amazing since 3 weeks ago but this is totally out of this world help I'm hyperventilating my head is spinning and my hearts beating so fast it hurts but I still can't stop myself from watching Haachama...

>> No.27897284

>>27896263
The bump ended, the people new to her lost interest and her viewers went back to normal levels. Probably feels pretty disappointing after getting her hopes up about growing.

>> No.27897285

>>27897023
>please love nene ahoy cute
no need to ask

>> No.27897286

>>27897126
Probably shlicking to the thought of one another in different rooms.

>> No.27897287

>>27897221
festival

>> No.27897288

Lord Christ
I am gonna die from fapping

>> No.27897289

>>27897219
I-I don't mind gurenge now...

>> No.27897290

>all these Poggers in the chat

I'm gonna fucking murder someone for real

>> No.27897291

I FEEL SO FUCIKNG TICKLISH

>> No.27897292

>>27897023
>kino week

>> No.27897294

>>27897202
I listened to an indie utawaku the other day and it's so fucking refreshing hearing different songs for once

>> No.27897295

So i bought HyperX cloud alpha S headphones for this asmr.

>> No.27897298

>>27897204
Festival...

>> No.27897297

Rayconns suck, I hope I'm the only one with a pair of these, at least they were a gift...

>> No.27897299

What's the enchantments on Pekora's Hybrid Shoes?

>> No.27897300

What is the meaning of Poggers?

>> No.27897301

It feels like Haachama is sloshing my brain wtf

>> No.27897302

>>27897121
Her horny retard energy only enhances her design

>> No.27897303
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27897303

>I love you
I LOVE YOU TOO HAATO

>> No.27897304

>>27897251
fucking it

>> No.27897306

I hope the anon who waited 3 weeks makes it a tribute
Please

>> No.27897307
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27897307

>>27897240
Shut up

>> No.27897308

>>27897222
Not sure about vore but this is definitely what it sounds to have someone tounge your ear.
I would know of course...

>> No.27897311

>>27897176
I would say ASMR is more like a massage of your eardrums more than anything

>> No.27897312

POV you hold your head underwater in the bathtub

>> No.27897314

>poggers
These people...

>> No.27897318

God I fucking hate twitch fags

>> No.27897320

>Zero(0) tingles so far
My ears are fucked from noel's roommate

>> No.27897321
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27897321

>what is the meaning of poggers
boner is dead

>> No.27897325

it's like haachama's putting popping candy into my ears

>> No.27897324

>>27896994
It's me.

>> No.27897326

>HAACHAMA SAY POGGERS
RUINED
ITS FUCKING RUINED

>> No.27897327

Stream ruined. Fucking twitchfags

>> No.27897329

Mio looks like in a constant state of deep pain

>> No.27897331

>>27897176
I can't, ASMR is not enjoyable for me.

>> No.27897332

Sorry bros... I'm not gonna make it, I'm not going to see that asmr, everytime I try I feel I'm going deaf or having some sort of stroke.
At least Mio mama is singing

>> No.27897333

>>27897141
Also, you should add this if you want to use youtube-dl
--hls-use-mpegts

>> No.27897334

>>27897251
laying eggs

>> No.27897335

P O G G E R S

>> No.27897336

>>27897095
>laser eye surgery
It might be off-topic, but as a fellow blindfuck, is it worth it?

>> No.27897339

>>27896911
Da Pump - If

>> No.27897337

>>27897023
>holy ceo cute bun

>> No.27897341

>>27897160
wait i dont catch it whats the enchantment?

>> No.27897342

>naked, dick in hand, full mast, eyea closed
>haachama: I love you too! Wait, you said you love it, not me. Sorry, I misunderstood.
Fucking lost it.

>> No.27897343

She said it bros....she actually said it

>> No.27897345

>SHE SAID THE POGGERS

>> No.27897346

SAY POGGERS

>> No.27897347

>>27896939
Her last one was good. Being in English is handicapping her.

>> No.27897350

>is it a bug word
HAACHAMA?!

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27897349

>>27897246

>> No.27897352

>>27897280
I assume some of those people are idiots who listen to it with speakers.

>> No.27897353

Mio's 3D model is as shitty as RBC

>> No.27897354
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27897354

pog stream

>> No.27897355
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27897355

>> No.27897356
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27897356

>>27897141
my entire ojou archive was deleted, fuck towafgs

>> No.27897357

told you the tourists would ruin it

>> No.27897359
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27897359

retards in chat....

>> No.27897358

>poggers
dick instantly limp

>> No.27897360

POGGERS DUDE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

>> No.27897361

>What is the meaning of poggers

>> No.27897362

>>27897217
Fubuki is the cutest!

>> No.27897364

FUCK TWITCHFAGGOTS

>> No.27897366

>>27897221
>>27897117
Matsuri left that during her really early Minecraft stream last week. Was a day after the oversleeping drama?

>> No.27897367

>immediately saying a word she doesn't know the meaning of after being suspended for 3 weeks for saying word

>> No.27897373

feels like my brain is being raped by haachama

>> No.27897374

Mio's been doing her singing reps god damn

>> No.27897376

>poggers
I hate twitchtards

>> No.27897379
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27897379

>Poggers ASMR

>> No.27897381
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27897381

>>27897281
Back...
Honestly if they bring back swimsuits hololive would become so strong not even the algorithm could stop it

>> No.27897380

omg reddit bros she said the word! Haha!

>> No.27897385

For some reason I bet Haachama would give really good thighjobs :^)

>> No.27897384

>WHAT IS MEANING OF POGGERS
OH NONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.27897387
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27897387

I'm envious of Haatons. Where is Mel's ASMR where she drains her chocoball bull's cum out of her pussy ???

>> No.27897386

I keep hearing boogers for some reason.

>> No.27897389

>>27897307
Pogsorry...

>> No.27897391
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27897391

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>> No.27897394
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27897394

>>27897121
always has been

>> No.27897397

>40k watching the CrrepeShow
no not the ASMR one, I honestly thought this stream would have less than the usual 30k

>> No.27897395

I'M POGGING IN MY PANTS UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH

>> No.27897400

>>27897290
These are the faggots that make up the English fanbase now

>> No.27897402

Haato-sama needs asmr reps...

>> No.27897403

>>27897326
How come they call Gootecks poggers? How come they call Pepe monkas? I feel so old even though I'm not a grandpa yet

>> No.27897404
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27897404

>> No.27897405

artia asmr

>> No.27897409

All my wallies are melling away...

>> No.27897411

>>27897332
I do not blame you, I think I will enjoy being happy today over aroused.

>> No.27897410

>>27897355
be careful posting that anon, it might get deleted...

>> No.27897414

Fuck poggers

>> No.27897413

>>27897224
how are watame & luna this cute??

>> No.27897415

>"let ag yu wogies meru awai"
cute

>> No.27897420
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27897420

>>27897204
matuli...

>> No.27897419

>>27897373
it's not rape if it's consensual anonchama

>> No.27897422

>>27897271
ESLchama?

>> No.27897421

>daddy
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27897424

POGGERS FOR DADDY

>> No.27897425

I FEEL THEM SQUIRMING IN MY EARS AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN PLEASE

>> No.27897426

>>27897023
>korone kino rap
damn right it was kino

>> No.27897427

>daddy
LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.27897429

>burst out laughing at her asking what poggers meant
Fuck

>> No.27897431

FUCKING POGGGGEEEEEERS

>> No.27897432

>daddy
IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.27897430

>daddy
BROOOO

>> No.27897435

>Daddy

>> No.27897436
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27897436

>>27897175
kek, they killed the CN sever? Holo CN graduation soon

>> No.27897438
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27897438

I will never know what Aqua and Pekora said about their off collab cause they both kept it as a member only stream and no one will be able to translate the clips.

>> No.27897439

>>27897186
Fucking niggers from a dying platform with only like 50k concurrent viewers lmao. How do they manage to permeate all the good streaming sites with their toxicity. Hope Twitch goes the way of Mixer soon, no way they make enough to keep the lights on if it wasn't for Bezoz daddy giving them money.

>> No.27897440
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27897440

Daddy...

>> No.27897442

>Daddy
No thanks. It feels like an actual child is trying to arouse me.

>> No.27897443

POGGERS DADDY

>> No.27897444

>Poggers or daddy. DADDY

>> No.27897446

>chance to have her say some cute or sexy
>poggers
giving internet acces without limitation was a mistake

>> No.27897445

>Daddy
oh fuck

>> No.27897447

Meh. This is one of these things that I just don't get. Feels weird to see so many people flipping out while I feel nothing.

Must be the tism.

>> No.27897448

guys i've saved atleast a 100 images today from these holo threads
is this normal?

>> No.27897450

>daddy
ok instantly came

>> No.27897452

She actually said poggers...

>> No.27897451

God dammit stop saying poggers you fucking idiot I am limp again

>> No.27897453

GODDAMNED

>> No.27897454

oh no now i'm thinking about papachama

>> No.27897457

>ASMR

I don't get this shit, only reason I tried watching was because it's her comeback. Do people really get turned on by this? It's just grating to me.

>> No.27897458
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27897458

>She actually said poggers
And now my boner is dead. FUCKING THANK YOU CHAT

>> No.27897459

>Poggers daddy
This confused my dick

>> No.27897461

>DADDY
AAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOOM

>> No.27897465

>DADDY

OH GOD

>> No.27897464

As an ESL faggot I'm having a really hard time understanding Haachama right now. It would be unironically easier for me if she just spoke Japanese.

>> No.27897466

>>27897141
this is garbage what is wrong with you

>> No.27897467

>>27897387
I also fap to "Mel's" ASMR.

>> No.27897469

You newfag retards are not ready for Noel's ASMR...

>> No.27897471

>>27897121
Retardation is actually part of the charm. But honestly, how can you say this when Mel, whose design is pure sex, exists?
>>27897187
Matsuri design is cute but I can't help but think "what an annoying bitch" everytime I look at her flustered face.

>> No.27897472

Alright this pogger shit ruined it for me.
Fuck these subhumans.

>> No.27897475
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27897475

>>27897246
EXTREMELY based.

>> No.27897476
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27897476

Sora had fun in Minecraft and she got to interact with her kouhais.. now she will have to complete Ankimo house all by herself......

>> No.27897478

>Lotion
O M O

>> No.27897480

>>27897435
>>27897432
>>27897430
>>27897427
>poggers daddy?

>> No.27897479

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.LOTION

>> No.27897482

>>27897367
How can you not love her?

>> No.27897486

POG ASMR

>> No.27897488

>daddy
IM COOMING

>> No.27897491

Okay right now i love the bugmans more than the retards in hachama chat

>> No.27897493

Sorry I rofl’d when she said poggers now I’m soft again

>> No.27897496

>>27897300
I'm going to post it https://youtu.be/nxOHQ4wNKzg

>> No.27897497

>>27897425
Go back.

>> No.27897498

LOTION OH SHIT
>>27897224
they need to fix luna or watame so the coloured bit on their skirt & stockings is on the other side.

>> No.27897499

>>27897440
>DFC Chamma
woah

>> No.27897500

>>27896935
If you have good speakers placed at 180 degrees, it's pretty much the same.

>> No.27897503

>>27897023
>moona retarded
>love nene ahoy cute
>okayu singing cat

>> No.27897504
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27897504

I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR

>> No.27897502

>daddy and ara ara in the same sentence

My boner is confus

>> No.27897507
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27897507

what the fuck did you just say Akai

>> No.27897509

>is poggers nearly meaning as daddy?
UHH, POGGERS???!

>> No.27897511

>>27897397
We're watching both. So far Pekora is more fappable and Haachama is more funny.

>> No.27897512

Haachama...

>> No.27897515

HAACHAMA WAIT NOT THE LOTI-

>> No.27897517
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27897517

>>27897217
Friend always has everyone's back, so let's support her the same way she supports her Friends!

>> No.27897520

>>27897023
>OkaKoro hope

>> No.27897521
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27897521

>LOTION

>> No.27897522

is this avante garde asmr?

>> No.27897523

>Poggers daddy
aaaaaaaaaand now im soft

>> No.27897524

>Let all your Wall-Es Mel away
Haachama is sticking up for her colleague even at a time like this.

>> No.27897525

holy fuck i came, fucking daddy. that surprised me. jesus fucking christ

>> No.27897527

How much alcohol did they send to Lamy.

>> No.27897528

>>27897204
That's not how you use that site menhera...

>> No.27897529

Why is she putting lotion in my ears?

>> No.27897531

>>27897442
And?

>> No.27897533

Why would Mio unironically use her 3d model? It looks so bad and the mouth tracking is horrid.

>> No.27897535

>obligatory https://youtu.be/HMs20hxj12s

>> No.27897538
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27897538

>Haachama making fapping noises
OH YES MY FUTA FANTASIES HAVE BECOME REALITY

>> No.27897539

Ah yes, she is lotioning her feminine penis

>> No.27897541

>poggers daddy
It's time to fucking nuke twitch.

>> No.27897543

>>27897342
and then she said "poggers" immediately after

>> No.27897544

LOTION KINOOOOOO AAAAAGH

>> No.27897546

>what does it mean

based Haachama

>> No.27897548

>>27897381
oh no, I feel sad again, I miss a lot of shit from Hololive

>> No.27897550

>>27897204
Seems more genuine that Marine's first post.

>> No.27897551

>>27897160
They're gonna explode at some point, aren't they.

>> No.27897555

>>27897175
I guess 5ｃｈ narrative might be correct this time.

>> No.27897559

poggers asmr

>> No.27897560

Haachama... stop saying it...

>> No.27897561

MEMBERS PLEASE SHARE
ONEGAI!

>> No.27897564

>poggerss whatss mean?
She sounds like gollum

>> No.27897565

SHE KEEPS SAYING IT

>> No.27897566

>lubing my ears with lotion and slime while she says gay shit like pogger

T-thanks Haachama

>> No.27897567

>>27897448
Those are baby numbers, anon.

>> No.27897568

>>27897447
I'm not exactly squeamish but I actually feel like vomiting for some reason, trying to stick it out since it won't be archived but I didn't realize how much I was not a fan of ASMR.

>> No.27897569
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27897569

YOU COULD HAVE HER SAY ANYTHING
AND YOU MAKE HER SAY POGGERS
YOU FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN DEAD MONKEYS

>> No.27897570
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27897570

Well this took a dumb turn--
>Lotion

>> No.27897573
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27897573

>Poggers
I wonder who is behind this request

>> No.27897575

poggers asmr

>> No.27897576

Stop ssying it onegai....

>> No.27897578

Please no more poggers

>> No.27897579
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27897579

She was scared to say poggers because antis
please be considerate when requesting meme stuff

>> No.27897581

>>27897446
I wanted her to say "I'm back darling" or something fucking twitchniggers I wish they'd stay in the EN whores channels

>> No.27897582

POGGERS

>> No.27897580

>poggers ASMR
Haachama PLEASE

>> No.27897586

>Just say poggers I beg you

>> No.27897587

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>> No.27897589

Only Haachama can make twitch lingo sound cute and arousing.

>> No.27897590

Can we now officially declare 10/19 as the day Hololive won and turn it into a worldwide holiday?

>> No.27897591

STOP IT

>> No.27897594
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27897594

POGGERS DOOD

>> No.27897592

>Poggers
Ok it was nice till it lasted, back to Peko

>> No.27897595

Pekora ruined the iron economy of the holoserver LMAO

>> No.27897596

Maaaaaaaan what is this? I just got on I didn't expect this at all.

>> No.27897598

>she won't stop saying it
my sides

>> No.27897601

I will literally murder every single twitch retard.

>> No.27897602

Stop dick! Don't cum to poggers!

>> No.27897605

>>27897438
Aqua almost died searching for macarons in Tokyo

>> No.27897604

>poggers
KILL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

>> No.27897607

>poggers
wtf

>> No.27897608

>>27897480
>pog me daddy

>> No.27897612

I didnt know artia was doing asmr

>> No.27897613

These threads turn into absolute garbage whenever there is an ASMR stream.

>> No.27897616

POGGERS BROS
EPIC!

>> No.27897617
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27897617

>Usada heybrid shoes

>> No.27897618

Usada Heybrid Shoes

>> No.27897619

>>27897175
中国虫のみんあさん。。。何ってこと。。。
勝利ではなく

>> No.27897620

fuck i can't stop laughing when she says poggers

>> No.27897622

>>27897555
Which one? There's a lot

>> No.27897625

Someone better share the archive

>> No.27897626

>pissing off your JOP fanbase with an english only ASMR for your return
I never disliked a video this fast before.

>> No.27897628
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27897628

>USADA HEYBRID SHOES

>> No.27897629

dont care still came

>> No.27897631

>>27896939
Works on me but I'm really weak to sounds like this.

>> No.27897630

I'm gonna say the P word

>> No.27897633

>>27897573
Judas..

>> No.27897634

>>27897469
>haha you guys won't believe how good she is lmao

>> No.27897635
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27897635

EOPs ruined my ASMR session. Thanks I guess. Back to mama Mio.

>> No.27897639
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27897639

I fucking hate the youtube chat.
It's like they enjoy the chat being an unusable meme garbage dump, are these guys all 12?
It doesn't matter what the streamer does it's pog kusa from the start of the stream till the end.
Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?

>> No.27897642
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27897642

Ah yes, that's the good shit

>> No.27897643

IM COOMING TO THIS RETARD SAYING POGGERS ON AN ASMR COOM COOM COOM POGGEEEEEEERRRRASSS

>> No.27897644

Haachama is going to go on another vacation.

>> No.27897645

POGGERS

>> No.27897649

>>27897454
*hits pipe*

>> No.27897650
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27897650

>Listening to Mio's singing on low
>Pekora's Minecraft on medium (watching)
>Haato ASMR MAX VOLUME
All at once. Why aren't you winning?

>> No.27897653

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing it wasn't supposed to be this way bros

>> No.27897654

>luna just lording over Roboco, watching her
What the fuck?

>> No.27897656

My ogd it feels as if she were just here in my room

>> No.27897659

I fucking hate twitchniggers so much, holy shit.

>> No.27897661

My headphones are shit but still enjoying this.
I membered at the start of the stream, gonna buy high end headphones and watch it again.
Anyone knows good headphones for listening to ASMR?

>> No.27897663

if this wasn't archived the poggers asmr would make haachama incline super hard

>> No.27897664

HEY MOONA

>> No.27897665
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27897665

>Usada Heybrid Shoes

>> No.27897667
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27897667

今日もかわいい！

>> No.27897668

Well, I just nutted to a girl saying "poggers". What the fuck?

>> No.27897669

pekora misses her pet

>> No.27897670

you accidentally just busted a nut to Twitch chat ASMR

>> No.27897672

HEY MOONA

>> No.27897674

>poggers what's mean
>poggers, poggers
Stop, please, stop.
I can't believe twitch culture literally singlehandedly ruined an ASMR

>> No.27897677

>>27897352
It's a jerking off thing.

>> No.27897678

Should have been members only

>> No.27897679

>>27897439
fuck you

>> No.27897682

STOPS SAYING POGGERS YOU'RE RUINING THE ASMR

>> No.27897685

Why did she stop using the slime? I don't like ear cleaning.

>> No.27897687

D U R L I N G

DALIN

HANIIII

>> No.27897688

thank you this is nice

>> No.27897689

>usada HEYbrid shoes
kek peko

>> No.27897695
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>>27897217
Fubuki is the true queen of hololive, I believe her when she says everything will be okay as long as she's here

>> No.27897696
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27897696

LMAO poggers

>> No.27897698

>>27897175
So long gay bowser!

>> No.27897699

Publicaly executing twitchniggers when?

>> No.27897702
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27897702

>Twich has killed the most hyped up ASMR with one single word

>> No.27897700

>She's saying poggers
OK, goodbye

>> No.27897701

I hope you all die slowly and painfully.

>> No.27897703

Bros... she can't pronounce darling...

>> No.27897704

>>27897613
Go seethe about it on reddit, fag

>> No.27897705
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27897705

I knew it wouldnt live up to the hype, but this is worse than I thought it could ever be

>> No.27897706

Miosha...

>> No.27897707

>>27897280
I don't get that feeling at all. But I still kinda like it since it's the closest thing we have to being able to transmit touch over the internet. Haachama's fucking my left ear and it feels fine.

>> No.27897708

>>27897381
The way her tail wraps around her thigh...
Holy fuck

>> No.27897709

>>27897387
Anon-chama, I hope you're only pretending to be retarded...

>> No.27897711
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27897711

Now what we really need is for her to say that everything is gonna be alright.

>> No.27897710

>>27897665
>ywn be usada's heybrid shoes

>> No.27897714

Is this waterboarding ASMR?

>> No.27897716
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27897716

>> No.27897717

I can't believe I'm getting hard to this

>> No.27897718

I came anyway

It was pretty pog

>> No.27897720

Botan will also be taking part in whatever is happening on the 24th.

>> No.27897719
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27897719

>>27897639
>are these guys all 12?
Yes
>Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?
Twitch niggers

>> No.27897721

>>27897355
they're stupid they should link content on their channel like Senchou did
wtf is this low effort shit

>> No.27897723

>>27897661
That's not your headphones, that's Haachama obliterating the microphone

>> No.27897724

Making this shit public was a fucking mistake. Should have been a member only stream from the start. Jesus fucking christ why do twitch kiddies have to ruin everything.

>> No.27897725

TALKING ABOUT GURENGE IS NOW FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD

>> No.27897726

>>27897590
Sure, we need an anti-25th

>> No.27897727

peko is is saying goodbye to the moon on stream right now...

>> No.27897729
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27897729

I hate twitch chat

>> No.27897730

POGGERS BROS

>> No.27897731

THE LOTION!!!!1

>> No.27897732

>thanks for everything
I can't believe Moona is dead

>> No.27897733

God i hate these idiots.

>> No.27897735

>>27897639
Mostly Spics.

>> No.27897738

Yet another example of twitchniggers ruining things for everyone.

>> No.27897737
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27897737

>>27897175

>> No.27897739

i wonder why playboard doesnt show haachamas supacha revenue

>> No.27897740
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27897740

So where is Ayame?

>> No.27897742

HEY MOONA

>> No.27897743
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27897743

She's a good girl.

>> No.27897745

This fucking slime sounds the same as trying to clean my ear canal when it was infected

>> No.27897746

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY POGGERINOS

>> No.27897747
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27897747

thankful pecor

>> No.27897750

Pekora is a good senpai...

>> No.27897752
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27897752

Are you aroused, anon?

>> No.27897754

>>27897665
I'm lost, what did she mean by heybrid shoes?

>> No.27897756
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27897756

literal angel

>> No.27897758
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27897758

SHE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHES GONNA STEP ON ME BUT INSTEAD THESE RETARDS MADE HER SAY POGGERS

>> No.27897760

>>27897665
Why's she making shoes for Moona?

>> No.27897761

>>27897639
>are these guys all 12?
a lot of them are probably unironically middleschoolers posting from their phones in school

>> No.27897763
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27897763

Can you?

>> No.27897764
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27897764

HEY MOONA

>> No.27897770

Do you guys actually fap to ASMR?

>> No.27897769

justin.tv was a mistake

>> No.27897772

that was a nice ogey

>> No.27897775
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27897775

Darling!

>> No.27897774

>>27897639
i fucking hate everyone in that chat

>> No.27897777

You fags coom to this? Lmao, pathetic.

>> No.27897778
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27897778

>>27897635
Mama Mio...

>> No.27897782
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27897782

>>27897743
>>27897747
Peko...

>> No.27897784

WHY THE FUCK SHE HAD TO ASK FOR THINGS TO SAY HOLY SHIT WHY

>> No.27897785

Is the alien inside your brain yet, anon?

>> No.27897788

>>27897661
/g/ archive should give you some good ideas or the /mu/ sticky if it's been updated recently

>> No.27897790
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27897790

>>27897175

>> No.27897792

She would benefit from learning a thing or two from the Noel x Marine ASMR. Stop pouring lotion into my ears for 20 minutes while saying poggers holy fuck

>> No.27897793

>getting filtered by poggers
plebs

>> No.27897794

>>27897770
later tonight yes

>> No.27897795

Mio has the best vibrato in Hololive.

>> No.27897800
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27897800

Our CEO's concert hashtag finally made it into trending! Well she already hit number 1 easily with #新人vtuべr but this is different I guess.

>> No.27897801

>>27897706
Beautiful

>> No.27897802

>>27897725
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOMURA INSTEAD

>> No.27897803

>>27897185
I don't feel it, man. She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it. Then again it might be because I'm comparing it to Noel's and Noel's rommates ASMRs. Even Patra's ASMRs can make you feel the LOVE behind them.

>> No.27897804

>>27897740
Locked in the basement to prevent jinxing.

>> No.27897805

>>27897747
>>27897756
this makes it sound like she's leaving forever

>> No.27897807

>>27897626
She had it planned right before her suspension. Gotta clear that backlog.

>> No.27897810

>>27897702
I honestly hate watching it live for that reason. The chat is idiots typing poggers 24/7

>> No.27897811

>austratian girl say poggers as she stuffs lotion on someone's ears
What a great scene.

>> No.27897812

>Coco caved and apologized
lol the yank fears the big Chinese cock

>> No.27897814

>>27897735
Spics use Facebook. It's Euros and burgers

>> No.27897815

>>27897752
I'm actually just confused now
if she keeps saying poggers I'm just going to start laughing

>> No.27897821

>>27897175
Civia...

>> No.27897824

>>27897770
No I cry to it

>> No.27897825

>>27897770
Only if it's blowjob/shlicking ASMR

>> No.27897826
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27897826

>twitch chat ASMR

>> No.27897827

the fuck did she say?
shuba shuba shuba?

>> No.27897831

>>27897752
No, fucking gootecks keeps popping into my head everytime she says poggers, I can’t get hard.

>> No.27897833

>>27897803
>She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it.
Like an actual whore.

>> No.27897834
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27897834

i thought this was supposed to be relaxing its giving me a fucking headache

>> No.27897835
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27897835

>madman in chat saying feet on the mic

>> No.27897838

>>27896413
>Her pronounciation is a lot better than I remember.
She was always merely pretending.

https://files.catbox.moe/usdcmt.webm

>> No.27897840

I never really got the appeal of this ASMR stuff. I guess it's a sexual thing but it's not even that hot.

>> No.27897842
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27897842

>>27897800
Fucking nice.

>> No.27897844

Gurenge is poggers

>> No.27897846

WTF why would haachama say something so silly I'm tearing up bros she's supposed to be serious and sexy at all times!

>> No.27897847
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27897847

>3 weeks of abstinence just for this stream
>"This nut shall be legendary"
>Takes long enough because not premature ejaculator
>Hear Haachama saying "Poggers"
>Boner instantly dies
I feel betrayed. Not gonna lie.

>> No.27897850

>>27897729
Twitch is the fucking cancer of the internet.
There should be no reason a platform with only 50k concurrent viewers should have this much sway.
Please just let the fucking site die already, sell it to YouTube, or merge it like they did with Mixer and Facebook. Just make them stop.

>> No.27897851
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27897851

>>27897740
Banished by the powers of the cat

>> No.27897852
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27897852

>>27897743
I'm not crying YOUR CRYING

>> No.27897853
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27897853

>> No.27897854

>she said it not once, not twice, but like FUCKING FIVE TIMES
My dudes, I just cant. I'm nearly closing the stream. This is the biggest disappointment I ever had with anything Hololive related.

>> No.27897856
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27897856

>>27897467

>>27897709
Huh ?? I genuinely want to hear every glop !!

>> No.27897858

>underaged retards spamming stupid memes in chat
Thank you HololiveEN!

>> No.27897859
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27897859

>>27897246

>> No.27897861
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27897861

>>27897668

>> No.27897860

DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS?

>> No.27897862

What's the fastest way to Brazil?

>> No.27897867

>>27897281
Back. Back to the past. Watamurai Jack.

>> No.27897870

>Aqua members stream
>Pekora is a fun person to talk with
Narratives completely and utterly btfo

>> No.27897871

>>27897760
Good boss reward her employee.

>> No.27897873

>poggers on your body

>> No.27897874

STOP SAYING POGGERS

>> No.27897875

>>27897838
god I fucking love Red-kun

>> No.27897876

I'm confused is she doing all the souns with her mouth or is she using something to make blowing noises?

>> No.27897877

>>27897792
I expected nothing less from a haachama english asmr stream

>> No.27897880

>kimochi
Haachama trying to salvage the stream but fucking chat...

>> No.27897883

You are all just mad that poggers is the only fucking word Haachama is pronouncing correctly

>> No.27897884

>>27897770
only to Mels Roomate

>> No.27897885

Noel/Marine asmr had me rock hard.

Haachama asmr... This aint it bros.

>> No.27897886

Poggers... berry funni...
Joke... berry haado...

>> No.27897887

>Pekodam looking straight at 5h gen hoouse
Yab

>> No.27897891

>haachama will start screaming poggers in her insane videos
Fuck this, why did it have to be like this?

>> No.27897895

>just saying poggers over and over again
>not like lick my feet or kiss my shoe or anything

why even live

>> No.27897896

>>27897605
Also Aqua and Pekora weren't able to order anything at the yakiniku place because they are too shy so they make Subaru do it for them

>> No.27897898

>>27897812
seethe harder chang

>> No.27897900

>>27897752
>Found this
>Touches her
>She's scared and very aware of me
>I SAY POGGERS
>She asks what does POGGERS means
>I ENTER INSIDE HER ANYWAYS

>> No.27897899
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27897899

>>27897747
Im missing this over poggers...

>> No.27897901

>>27897543
Yeah, I went from hard to laughing to limp in a matter of seconds

>> No.27897905

How Pekora has 40k+ every stream? Almost same or better than HoloEn but her growth is just +3k every day.

>> No.27897906

>>27897805
it's because we're at the end of this season of Hololive.

>> No.27897907

I’ll fap to something else this is funny af tho noKappa

>> No.27897908

>>27897840
for me it's relaxing.

>> No.27897909

>>27897719
>>27897761
That explains it
>>27897774
Same. I always wish the chats would be more chill and actually usable, but it's crazy all the time

>> No.27897910
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27897910

Motherf-ing chills

Mio got a new mic huh? I remember she was peaking it an awful lot in the past but the high notes are so good now.

>> No.27897913

>she keeps saying poggers
I'm completely flaccid

>> No.27897918

>>27897770
you don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9B4hYxD3kc&t=60s

>> No.27897919

I love ASMR but this is unrelaxing. I keep laughing and smiling too much

>> No.27897921

>>27897858
are you retarded or something? haachama spent the last three months cultivating this audience

>> No.27897924

>>27897885
>the heartbeat part...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
we need more of those

>> No.27897925

>>27897847
God damn twitch zoomers

>> No.27897926

HAACHAMA IS BLOWING IN MY EARS HELP

>> No.27897927

>>27897838
>bogan haato
every fucking time

>> No.27897929

>>27897752
Kind of? The wet ear rape has grown on me, and her saying darling and "I love you" is good, but then she says poggers every other word.

>> No.27897930
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27897930

I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27897933

Luna Roboco てぇてぇ

>> No.27897934

>>27897756
>>27897747
>>27897743
What did you Moona do?
>>27897769
I still can't say that. I have fond memories of watching S2 of Haruhi starting during the rebroadcast of S1 with anons.

>> No.27897935

>>27897847
>getting filtered by a word
WierdChamp

>> No.27897937

>>27897777
Please keep talking like this

>> No.27897938

This is incredibly arousing

>> No.27897939
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27897939

>Pekora riding into the sunset while Mio sings her soulful song
Moments like these make it worth it

>> No.27897944

JESUS CHRIST HAACHAMA

>> No.27897942

>>27897840
It's not a sexual thing (although it can be).
It's just a combination of certain noises that can relax a person and cause a tingly sensation on their back, shoulders and/or scalp.
Apparently not every person is able to feel it.

>> No.27897946

>>27897020
As of June, there are no underage holos. Aloe possibly could have fit the bill depending on which doxxing faction you believed, but none of the current cast is underage anymore.

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27897947

>>27897835
Lets get her to do it boys

>> No.27897948

>>27897805
Why do you think HololiveID and CN have been acting so spastic on Twitter lately? Artia liking porn, Moona just being based. They are shutting both down due to the Bugmen infestation.

>> No.27897949

Luna keeps watching the work

>> No.27897950

>slime with the lotion
HAACHAMA

>> No.27897951
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27897951

why does it sound like haato is eating pop rocks?

>> No.27897952

She's not saying anything because the garbage chat has not put anything good forward. I'm trying but I'm being drowned out by poggers and my name is Jeff

>> No.27897953

Haato, the chemical reaction...

>> No.27897956

>>27897770
There is some pretty good stuff out there.

>> No.27897962

>>27897887
Jannies have outsourced their weapon development to Usada Construction

>> No.27897964

>>27897066
I mean, it supposed to makes you feel sleepy or comfy like it's the exact same feeling when your gf blows or play with your ears if you ever had a gf like that

unironically I can't jack off to ASMR

>> No.27897965

I have never wrote something in any holo's chat and never will.

>> No.27897966

>>27897933
Their collab with Aki was so fun

>> No.27897967

AAAH!!! TEH LOTIION AGAIN!
>SLIME

>> No.27897968

>>27897905
>every stream
only minecraft stream

>> No.27897970
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>>27897847
not gonna lie, big kusa
using the gif version of this if helping heaps

>> No.27897971

>>27897899
I'm watching 2 streams, I hope I won't fuck up my pleasure receptors,

>> No.27897973

>>27897858
do you even know who haachama is

>> No.27897975

>>27897909
They were usable before March. It all went downhill from there.
At least I'm not a poorfag so I can superchat them

>> No.27897976
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Maybe she should have made this members only...

>> No.27897977 [SPOILER] 
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>>27897847
HANG IN THERE NO NUT ANONCHAMA
Sorry I'm laughing so hard right now

>> No.27897980

>>27897870
Anon don't speak the truth

>> No.27897981

>>27897918
t-thanks?

>> No.27897982

>>27897850
>a platform with only 50k concurrent viewers
Why pull numbers out of your ass? 50k is a not even anywhere near top streamer channel.

>> No.27897983

>>27897905
that's a new thing because the moona stuff is EN friendly. it wasn't THAT high

>> No.27897984

>>27897661

hd599s are good

>snapheiser

it literally has a soft flexible band.

>> No.27897985

I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING CRINGE HERE
JUST END THIS DISASTER HOLY SHIT

>> No.27897986
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>>27897847
It was honestly the fastest I've ever seen my dick die. It's like it was assassinated

>> No.27897988

>>27897924
Yeah that was the best part for sure

>> No.27897991

>>27897861
Woah
That's some file name
when is it from? 2008?

>> No.27897992

>>27897870
Wait is that on right now? Pekora also talked about Aqua very happily.

>> No.27897994

>>27897838
Holy shit.

>> No.27898001

>>27897905
Because she has established herself already and more growth would only come from either normie nips or through western memes

>> No.27898002

>>27897812
please shut the fuck up xi

>> No.27898003

>>27897918
Isis has gotten a little weird

>> No.27898004
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>>27897918
jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.27898005

>>27897850
>go to Twitch
>oh no no no no no PepeLaugh streamer is MALDING OMEGALUL"

>go to /v/
>oh no no no no no bros nintendies snoy on suicide watch *pepe image*
really makes you think

>> No.27898006

ASMR was pog today xqcL

>> No.27898008
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27898008

>Rewarding her best Employe
Pekora is a good boss and senpai

>> No.27898009
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>>27897847
Filtered.

>> No.27898013

>>27897838
8 second clip of her reading something is the only proof people have of this. It's all so tiresome.

>> No.27898014
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>>27897933
Luna please stream...onegai

>> No.27898016

>>27897838
Who's Haato?

>> No.27898017

Damn I was looking forward to relaxing but now I just feel annoyed

>> No.27898018

>>27897985
bro, your meds?

>> No.27898021

>haachama 18+ engrish ASMR
>can get her to say anything
>SAY POGGERS LOL
God really gives wings to those who don't know how to fly.
Fucking brainlets.

>> No.27898022

>back to back HaaCoco collabs
Watame don't look...

>> No.27898023

>>27897141
>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*

or

.\ffmpeg -i $(.\youtube-dl -f 300 --get-url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48)) -c copy output.ts

>> No.27898027
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27898027

HAACHAMA I CANT RESIST MUCH LONGER

>> No.27898026

>>27897400
Thank you so much, Holo EN.

>> No.27898034

>>27897905
40k out of her 700000 subscribers really want to watch these streams, but others aren't drawn in so fast

Not that hard

>> No.27898035

>Haachama jacking her massive cock right next to my ear

>> No.27898036

>>27897847
>getting mad by a word
are you a chink by a chance?

>> No.27898039

>>27897740
Stuck in Hydaelyn.

>> No.27898040

>>27897812
She's allowed to say China, but she didn't say Sorry China.

She was apologizing to the HK and TW fans who were caught in the crossfire and hurt by Cover's CN press release. She would have said China if she was apologizing to them.

>> No.27898043

>>27897946
Aloe said she became eligible for having her own bank account in august iirc

>> No.27898044

>>27897667
just backlogged the threads during the live
save for a few schizos (per tradition during each live) it was actually pretty decent for once, I thought they'd be worse based on threads during her utawakus. Also I can attest to the sound problems, it was pretty noticeable during Sora duet but still the stream was kino overall
funny how /hlgg/ became the anti thread instead

>> No.27898046

>>27897792
I agree, I'm surprised so many people are into it.
I get different people have different triggers when it comes to ASMR (whispering specifically in my left makes me react as though I'm being tickled real hard) but this is downright unpleasant.
You know that feeling when you have water stuck in your ear and after a while it "pops" and clears up? this is what her stream sounds like, except constantly.

>> No.27898045

>>27897747

Meanwhile Aqua is not accepting her chest

>> No.27898047

>>27897951
oh no no no no

>> No.27898051

>>27897847
Literally the same. You know what, I will take as a signal to not masturbate to other women that isnt my oshi.
This was too high of a punishment though.

>> No.27898052
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>>27897811

>> No.27898057

>>27897847
Same. Guess I'll rewatch BAN RTA after this.

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>>27897918

>> No.27898058

Does anyone even want the archive anymore?

>> No.27898062

>>27897792
are you new to haachamachama?

>> No.27898063

What do you think she's wearing right now?

>> No.27898064

>poggers
>coom anyways
b-bros have I become a twitchfag?

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>>27897951
every time I see this the cursed vibes get worse

>> No.27898067

>maybe if I add more pistons
Roboco...

>> No.27898068

>>27897952
hi Jeff

>> No.27898070

>>27897721
I doubt she understands the interface well enough to post properly

>> No.27898076

>>27897355
stupid girl posted it on her own profile

>> No.27898077

>>27897847
just fap to lamy

>> No.27898078

>enjoy the stream
>Poggers shit because of zoomer twitchfags

Twitchfags and zoomers need to be gassed.

>> No.27898088

You are recording this right anon?

>> No.27898090

>>27897942
The only sensation I'm getting is a strong urge to strangle this girl

>> No.27898091

>>27898063
clothes

>> No.27898093

>>27897930
IM POGGGIIIIINNNNGG

>> No.27898094

>>27897840
>but it's not even that hot.
you haven't heard polka's ASMR have you

>> No.27898095

isnt this shit too risky and lewd for hololive?

>> No.27898099
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>>27897847
Same, I don't regret cumming to Lunas RFA stream earlier

>> No.27898101

OMEGALUL

>> No.27898104

There are 37k people watching.
At least 80% of them are fapping. That means you are fapping together with 30k people.
That's kinda gay...

>> No.27898105

>>27897066
Nah, just look at the youtube chat. Only lonely losers like the people here take it sexually. People just want to have fun

>> No.27898107

>>27897224
I need bibi as a little top hat

>> No.27898108

>>27897747
Pretty bittersweet cliffhanger, I'll look forward to the reunion episode

>> No.27898111

>>27897834
nightmares later!

>> No.27898114

I wonder if she's naked.

>> No.27898115

>>27897847
At least you didn't climax just before and suddenly release just after she whispered poggers lovingly in your ear

>> No.27898116
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jesus Mio's voice is so beautiful

>> No.27898118

>>27898005
>*pepe image*
It's literally all wojaks now

>> No.27898120

>>27897870
It always felt a forced one, probably many saw that one video where their roommates interact and Aqua is on the verge of crying, without understanding what actually happened.

>> No.27898121

I cummed to poggers
Does that make me a twitchtard?

>> No.27898123

>>27897971
Listening to Mio, Haato, and Pekora at the same time. Preparing to find a way to jam in either Luna or Roboco.

>> No.27898126

Squeeze my brain Haachama!

>> No.27898129

Twitch tier chat and ASMR completely filtered me, now I can get back to more important things. Like sleeping

>> No.27898128

>>27898078
What exactly did you expect out of hololive?

>> No.27898130

>>27898017
I smell hormones welling up inside you.

>> No.27898131

>>27897975
What happened in march? I never payed attention to the chats prior because I was mostly watching shizurin archives and clips.
>supas
Supas are too fast as well, most streamers barely even have to have the time to read red supers. The most you get out of 100 bucks is to have your name thanked

>> No.27898133

>>27898063
Nothing

>> No.27898134

>>27898095
HOW FUCKING NEW

>> No.27898137

>>27898078
This.

>> No.27898140

Haato isn't even sexy, how the fuck could you weird fucks cum to her voice?

>> No.27898138

aaggghh haachama is squeezing my brain

>> No.27898139

>squeezing your blain
What the fuck...

>> No.27898142
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27898142

And what have we learned class? ASMR should be members only

>> No.27898143

MY BLAIN

>> No.27898146

Squeezing my blain!

>> No.27898149

yeah um this is retarded i'm going to the rabbit

>> No.27898152

>>27897812

Wrong, she said she didn't want to make HER FANS worry and wants everyone to be welcome. Not once did she kneel.

>> No.27898153
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>>27897573
it begins.

>> No.27898156

>Double slime
Haachama please no

>> No.27898157

>>27898036
I'm not mad, I am the opposite of aroused

>> No.27898159

>i'm squishing your blain
nope, cant do it too fucking cute to fap to

>> No.27898160

SHE’S SQUEEZING MY BLAIN!

>> No.27898161

>>27898088
I might be.

>> No.27898164

anon you coomed?
hihihihiihhihihihih *snort* hehehahahahahiahihihi
kimochi waruuuiiiiiii

>> No.27898165

>>27898095
>who is choco

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>>27897850
>Only 50k viewers
I hate twitch culture faggotry. But they are the largest streaming platform by far
Worlds will be getting over half a million viewers

>> No.27898168

>>27897934
She's just giving gifts to her best employee.

>> No.27898169

>>27897982
Because it pisses you off.

>> No.27898170

>it's like am skweezin yua bwein
yeah.

>> No.27898171

>>27897847
I'd bet the poggers fetishists in the audience are all hot and bothered though.

>> No.27898175

>>27897992
Yeah, she's talking about everything that happened yesterday

>> No.27898179

>>27898095
Plenty of holos do asmr newfagchama

>> No.27898181

"I squeezin yo brain"

Nooo haachama just because you don't have one doesn't mean you can take mine!

>> No.27898184

AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.27898187

My little guy's named Blain from now on

>> No.27898188
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27898188

I'm not even joking when I say this is the first time in my life I lost a boner.
And I have fapped to some ugly bitches...

>> No.27898191
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27898191

>10/24: ????
Among Us?

>> No.27898192

>>27898064
I was about to release, but the second I heard poggers, I squeezed my cock so fucking hard to stop.

>> No.27898199

>poggers
I blame Redditdragon for this.

>> No.27898198

>>27897948
Matsuri, Haato and Choco have been liking porn on twitter for as long as I can remember, and that's just Moona's natural state.

>> No.27898202
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27898202

So is she supposed to be rubbing and messaging my ears right now with lotion? Is that what this is?

>> No.27898203

>>27897617
>>27897628
>>27897665
>>27897689
>HEYbrid
i honestly can't tell if that was intentional or a fortunate and hilarious coincidence

>> No.27898214

DEATH TO EOPs
DEATH NEWFAGS
YOU RUINED MY FAPPING SESSION

>> No.27898215

>>27898104
Think of it more like a bukkake.

>> No.27898216

>>27897840

it's relaxing unless the theme is deliberately intimate.

>> No.27898218
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27898218

I love these angels!

>> No.27898222

>>27897770
No. I've heard some really good Japanese ones with ear-cleaning and stuff but generally I feel like fapping ruins it somehow. Used to use it just to fall asleep.

>> No.27898223

>>27897840
I could link non-holo vtuber ASMRs that if you listen a few minutes you just can't stop cumming.

>> No.27898225

>>27897939
It's really nice when something happening in one stream somehow syncs with another thing going on in a different stream. I still have fond memories of Nene dangling people on a crane while Aqua sings SSS in the background.

>> No.27898226

THES IS HARROWEEN

>> No.27898227

>>27897805
She wanted the english equivalent of いつもありがとう which is a common phrase to use when you feel indebted or thankful to someone. The chat just told her the literal translation but without that context it does kind of sound like a goodbye.

>> No.27898228

>>27898095
lmao

>> No.27898230

>>27898188
Oh come on anon, you can't let some twitchfags kill your boner like that.
Weak

>> No.27898231

>>27898202
no she is rubbing your cock

>> No.27898232

>>27898095
We've already been through the ASMR shadow ban arc

>> No.27898233

>I am going to drink some redbull

>> No.27898234

Sorry for saying that was "totally epic poggers" when you nutted in me, bro

>> No.27898236

>>27898142
Are the members any better?
I never been to a member stream, is the chat actually usable?

>> No.27898237

>>27897725
lol good
fuck gurenge

>> No.27898239

>>27898121
No it makes you a Haaton though

>> No.27898240

>>27898218
Look at her go!

>> No.27898242

ogey

>> No.27898243

>>27898166
mr beast got one million live viewers

>> No.27898244
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>>27898116
After all the high-energy events today it's the perfect healing stream (not counting gurenge)

>> No.27898245

>>27897336
I had it done almost 10 years ago and it's been well worth it. I got a variant of PRK Lasek so no flap (I wouldn't do lasik because of the flap downside). Cost me roughly $2000 USD. I had two days of effective blindness and a bit of pain (it feels like your eyes have sand in them, but it's not terrible and I got medication that fucked me up real nice). Your eyes get better pretty soon enough to read or use a PC (although I had to use a zoom setting for a while), a week later you get the 'bandage' contacts taken out by the doctor and after that you just use eye drops for a couple months.
It didn't take me long at all to get my vision to be better than when I had the glasses.
I haven't got tested in years but it doesn't feel like I've lost any of the improvement. I had pretty godawful vision that made me require the glasses for everything even though I was short sighted.
It's definitely worth it if you qualify for it. Just avoid lasik or anything that leaves a cornea flap, and do your research on what procedure and the doctor you end up going with. Most places do a free consultation.

>> No.27898246
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27898246

>*whispers*
>I'm gonna dwink some redbull
Come on this is peak comedy how can you fucks fap to this

>> No.27898247

>>27898078
>fap blocked a bunch of people by making her say poggers
Good job twitchfags, absolutely hilarious.

>> No.27898248

>>27898095
imagine being this new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48

>> No.27898250

>>27898120
>what actually happened
The offpeko incident, right?

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>>27898130

>> No.27898252

>>27898203
It's intentional, she changed it from hybrid to heybrid.

>> No.27898253

>>27898140
Only sexy thing about that filthy half pinoy is precisely her voice.

>> No.27898254

>SUISEI 3D into NENE LIVE into MIO UTAWAKU
holy shit my ears are fucking blessed

>> No.27898256
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27898256

haato's red bull flavored kisses

>> No.27898257

>lets continue the lotion massage
Please stop already, this is worse than being waterboarded

>> No.27898259

SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS TWITCH FAGGOTRY COME FROM?
WHY SO MANY SPAMMING POGGERS?!
WERE THEY ALWAYS IN HER CHAT?

>> No.27898263
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27898263

LOVE IS STORED IN THE MIO.

>> No.27898261
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>>27898188
good, get filtered coomer

>> No.27898264

Why does pekora want a charged creeper?

>> No.27898268
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27898268

I love Mio but her model needs more expressions

>> No.27898266

>>27898223
link Marine's sister

>> No.27898274

>>27897847

Haato being back and her usual silly self is all you should need to get off.

>> No.27898275

>Moona employee of the month every month

>> No.27898277

Miosa please sing good song

>> No.27898278

I... I can't get erect...
Am I gay?

>> No.27898279

>Pekora singing Nightmare Before Christmas
didn't expect that

>> No.27898280
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27898280

>not saving the biggest nut after the stream ends
I've done this in every haato asmr

>> No.27898281

>>27897991
2006

>> No.27898282
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27898282

>>27897847
Just gonna jerk off to her lewds like I usually do later

>> No.27898284

What is Pekora going to make?

>> No.27898288

>>27897870
As if all those narratives aren't just random bullshit we only use to have something to talk about

>> No.27898290
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27898290

I can't believe I share a thread with dogfuckers AND ASMR coomers

>> No.27898289

t-thanks Haachama...

>> No.27898292

>>27898099
>Slept in and missed the RFA
>Eh, I'll watch it after Haachama ASMR for that double nut
>Poggers
I'll never sleep in ever again Hime-sama

>> No.27898294

>>27897942
I've felt that sensation when I take a nice big shit. Is it that?

>> No.27898295
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27898295

>>27898268

>> No.27898297

>>27898188
I mean, it's kind of cute how bad it is in a way

>> No.27898296
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>> No.27898299

So she’s just rolling a slime around the mic and 37,000 people are watching?

>> No.27898300
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>>27898198
Choco did it ONCE by accident, and rescinded the like after 20 minutes or so
She's liked suggestive stuff but not anything with nudity

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>>27898095

>> No.27898304

>>27898223
Not them, but please do so.

>> No.27898311

>>27898215
On each other?

>> No.27898312

>>27898268
this, since her teeth barely open it looks like shes cooming while she sings

>> No.27898314

>>27898191
among us part 2 is looking pretty likely
also more botan singing nice

>> No.27898316

just realized haachama has chat on....

also im feeling it now...

>> No.27898320

>>27897725
Gurenge is actually a decent, enjoyable song but it's understandable why it's getting so much hate.

>> No.27898318

>good boy

>> No.27898322

>>27898234
>Haachama violates your brain while spouting out twitch chat garbage
I'm a bit masochist, but not that much Haachama

>> No.27898324

Being in English means this thing was dead on arrival. Haachama is normally much better when she does this since she'll come up with a scenario and roleplay it.

>> No.27898325

>>27898263
I always loved this image. There's no way it's completely drawn, right?

>> No.27898330

>>27898014
She’s too tired from almost dying earlier with over an hour of RFA

>> No.27898331

>>27897838
That voice is great can someone enlighten me about it?
Anyways you can still hear uncertainties while she's reading, it feels consistent with the skills she's proved to have.

>> No.27898333
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27898333

Senchou love!

>> No.27898332
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27898332

17 days saving my nut...to hear her say POGGERS...

>> No.27898336
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>>27898290
>Marine image

>> No.27898335
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>>27898240
Look at them go!

>> No.27898337

and everybody came

>> No.27898338

>>27898191
So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan. Anyone else has a secret on their schedule on Friday?

>> No.27898340

She said my oshi's catchphrase!!

>> No.27898343

>>27898225
There's also that time where Nene and chicken singing the same song

>> No.27898344

>>27898166
it gets more on youtube

>> No.27898346

>>27898246
Haachama being a retard is what makes me excited

>> No.27898348

>>27898116
It really is. I've subscribed to only a couple holoJPs and Mio is one of them.

>> No.27898347

>good boy
UUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27898350

>>27898226
Based Pekora Skellington

>> No.27898352

>>27898247
>Thinking i'm actually fapping to this like the rest of the fags

Is cooming all you think about zoomfag?

>> No.27898353

Good boy?

>> No.27898358

いい子、いい子
ｇｏｏｄｂｏｙｇｏｏｄｂｏｙ

>> No.27898359

>Good boy
Im cooming.

>> No.27898360

>Pekora doing her reps

>> No.27898361

I would have relaxed haachama if you weren't raping my fucking ears.
It's so good when she's only talking

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>>27898244

>> No.27898364

>>27898236
I can guarantee you with utmost certainty that the twitch kiddies spamming poggers are not members. Her members only streams also often have a much different vibe. If you know any Japanese I highly recommend because she talks about a lot of stuff

>> No.27898365

>>27898099
NAAANOOORAAAAA is infinitely more cumworthy than poggers

>> No.27898370

You guys have no imagination, in my mind, right now, the scenario is that Haachama is just a zoomer who really needs money so she is now doing enko and sadly she grew around Twitchtard culture, so she speaks like that, but now it is my duty to fuck the dumb twitch teen out of her and make her speak normally.

>> No.27898372

AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP FUCKING SAYING IIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.27898373

Youtube DVR script I just made.
Untested, requires Streamlink & Python in path. https://pastebin.com/1Qh2uVad
lemme know if it works.

>> No.27898374

>>27898218
C-cute!!

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>>27898264
this?

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>>27898116
YAGOO HAND OVER THE FUCKING HOODIE

>> No.27898378

A Red Bull burp would send me over the edge

>> No.27898381

Will Miko 3d return break 200k?

>> No.27898387

>hhhaaaaah poggers means amazing or something
>epik

>> No.27898388

>>27898095
if Youtubekun allowed Subaru ASMR to stay up, then this is nothing.

>> No.27898389

>>27897729
>>27897850
But you guys were saying that things like twitch and reddit were completely harmless the other day and that saying anything bad about them was retarded tribalism? Make up your minds, if you even have them, up. Please.

>> No.27898390

>>27898332
It was epic!

>> No.27898391
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>Good boy

>> No.27898392
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>>27898338
They sure do.

>> No.27898393

>>27898299
Sasuga Boss-chama

>> No.27898394

>>27898202
POV is your PP

>> No.27898396

SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY

>> No.27898397

>Haachama dabing on /hlg/

>> No.27898402

>>27898381
no there aren't that many hololive fans

>> No.27898406

>>27898259
Its the big comeback effect, kids love to be part of something important

>> No.27898407

>>27897639
the answer is twitchfaggots

>> No.27898409
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>>27898376

>> No.27898413

Just how sexually frustrated is Haachama? She's basically having clumsy phone sex with us.

>> No.27898414

>>27898131
Corona boom. People started getting into holochats and EOPs started the whole "I don't know how I got here xd" shit. Pekora MGS, Korone doom, that Suisei tetris clip, as well as the Konbini guy one.
Korone getting associated with Corona shit helped to that as well

>> No.27898418

I can't do it bros. I can't get it back up.

>> No.27898420

>>27898389
uh who are you quoting xdd

>> No.27898422

>ground pound
oh fuuuuck

>> No.27898425

Ground pound?

>> No.27898426

>>27898300
I said liking, not retweeting.

>> No.27898428

I CAN ONLY CUM IF HAACHAMA VOMITS MONSTER ENERGY DRINK INTO MY MOUTH AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27898432

>>27898304
Just search R18 ASMR on youtube

>> No.27898430

>>27897721
>like Senchou did
I have my doubts that Marine has any idea how to use Reddit.

>> No.27898437

>>27898373
edit output_dir before using

>> No.27898439

Holy shit, she is just saying poggers to troll everyone at this point.

>> No.27898440
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>>27898340
NICE

>> No.27898438

I did better ASMR than Hatto.
https://voca.ro/19h4u8OZEpBA

>> No.27898442 [DELETED] 

>"HAHAH SAY CLOWN WORLD"
kill me please end me here

>> No.27898444

>>27898338
Lamy

>> No.27898445

>>27898332
Just do it anon, just release as I did, it felt so... weird?

>> No.27898447

>>27898370
but, why would you imagine that Haachama is artia___? that's strictly worse.

>> No.27898448

>>27897885
Noel ASMR is much better in general

>> No.27898450

>>27898381
She'll be lucky to get over 50k

>> No.27898451

>>27898338
>Friday
anonchama...

>> No.27898452

>>27897747
Pekoona is the shipping I didn't know I wanted.

>> No.27898454

>>27898392
OH SHIT
Don't tell me

>> No.27898458

Just fucking make her say PANIK or whatever the fuck other retarded monkey meme you have.
Its already ruined.

>> No.27898459

>>27898389
poggers, dude

>> No.27898461

Haha poggers and ground pound epic!

>> No.27898460

https://twitter.com/maron47/status/1318203242497470464
kek

>> No.27898462

>>27898389
You must be in the wrong place, this isn't global.

>> No.27898463

She's trying to make me hard but all I can think of is her shitty meme vids...

>> No.27898465

>>27898218
Heaven!

>> No.27898467

>>27898418
Neither can I. My dick's down for the count

>> No.27898468

Enjoy the Coco effect?

>> No.27898470

MIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.27898472

What does KICHIRA means?

>> No.27898471

>>27898447
Because Haachama is hotter.

>> No.27898473

>>27898370
I'm gonna make your daughter say poggers to my load.

>> No.27898474

>>27898392
Kiara and Amelia too

>> No.27898475
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Coco has probably seen this animation, right? what do you think she thinks of it?

>> No.27898477
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>>27898282
Based

>> No.27898478

>>27898438
almost coomed thanks

>> No.27898480

>>27897887
Don't worry, they love it.

>> No.27898484

>>27898378
Burp ASMR when?

>> No.27898487

>>27898095
How fresh

>> No.27898486

>>27896994
With her cooking? Not for long.

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>Daddy

>> No.27898488

I've never really understood the appeal of asmr.
Is it supposed to make you uncomfortable?

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>sexual moan

>> No.27898493
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I didn't know it's possible to lose your sides over an ASMR

>> No.27898494

Guys Lamy has been opening Sake for almost 2 hours solid...

>> No.27898501

So, what DO you want Haachama-chama to say?

>> No.27898502

>>27898392
Ewww disgusting

>> No.27898504

>>27898370
That's great. See you next week at the Haaton Creative Writing club.

>> No.27898505

>>27898381
I said 80k-90k yesterday but I have no doubts now that she can reach 100k

>> No.27898512

It's an absolute bloodbath on bilibili, everyone's losing so many subs

>> No.27898513

>>27898325
there are some insane artists out there. I'd say it's all drawn.

>> No.27898516

Tsuki no Shizuku, my heart...

>> No.27898518
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>>27898440
Yes!! Very nice!!

>> No.27898520

>>27898370
Haato is a stacy in real life who watches only watches youtube if anything and never plays games.

>> No.27898521
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>>27898247
I'm laughing my arse off m8

>> No.27898523

>>27898218
FASTER!!

>> No.27898525

>>27898381
At most 15k

>> No.27898526

>>27898218
That part of the stream was the best

>> No.27898527

>>27898392
Okay what the fuck are they planning

>> No.27898528

I removed my left earbud, instantly better

>> No.27898530

HAHAHAHAHA POGGERS CHAMP
YOU KNOW WHATS A GOOD IDEA?
LETS MAKE THEM ALL SAY IT
JUST SPAM POGGERS IN ALL THEIR CHATS FROM NOW ON
PEPELAUGH AS WELL, ITS GONNA BE EPIC XDDD

>> No.27898531

>dislikes are already 1.5k less on the new Coco video
THE MIGHT OF CHINA EVERYONE

>> No.27898532

>>27898392
oh actually since all of holo EN seem to have something on that day it might be another huge welcome into the minecraft server

>> No.27898533

Every time I check, Luna is watching Roboco build.

>> No.27898534

>>27897770
Only if it's something like Terasu's latest audio files or EvE's channel. Maybe go check /h/'s audio thread sometime, some of the audios there are very nice.

>> No.27898537

>>27898381
100k is almost guaranteed but 200k is way too much

>> No.27898538

>breathing
ALMOST THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.27898539

>>27897887

You could also see it as Pekora protecting gen 5 with her ultimate weapon, then again there is also a giant dark portal there.

>> No.27898542

>>27898225
That reminds me of Nene singing Lion while I was was watching Suisei fall to the ground again and tilting in Getting Over It.

>> No.27898543

>>27898381
If every holo shills it, including EN and they post it on Reddit, it might break the 135k record Marine did in her costume debut.

>> No.27898546

>>27898512
Good. The chinese market would plateau eventually. Go for the pajeets

>> No.27898547

>daddy
Ok I'm hard again

>> No.27898548

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meycMpfEfRY

for those who need the help after this torture

>> No.27898549

>>27898523
Fuck I already closed the editor

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>>27898501
HEY MOONA

>> No.27898554

>>27898250
Yep, got it absolutely right.

>> No.27898555

Fucker aren't ready for the Choco/Noel ASMR coming soon, the Marine/Noel one already broke then now imagine one where both actually take it seriously and Noel doesn't have to hold back

>> No.27898558

>>27898520
It's a scenario to jerk it, anon, she's also loaded.

>> No.27898562

blob blob loob

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>>27896935
w-what's wrong with listening to ASMR with speakers?!

>> No.27898565

Imagine being papachama right now

>> No.27898568

Is there a bird outside of Haachama window

>> No.27898570

>>27898290
>Mel
>Choco
>Noel
>Lamy
>Their roommates
>Expecting not to have ASMR coomers in the thread
wombposterchama...

>> No.27898573

>>27898268
Yeah, this soft is shit. The other day I was complaining how it doesn't work even on live2d.

>> No.27898574

>>27898512
Show the stats.

>> No.27898579

>>27898488
I don't know, I really like the ones with the goal of being relaxing. Having someone whisper sweet nothings in my ear really helps me sleep

>> No.27898578

>switching between laughing and fapping
I don't know anymore...

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>>27898520
>stacy
>has no friends

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>>27898392
>>27898338
bros, i dont feel so good

>> No.27898587

>All of this shitty twitch lingo
At least make her say cunny or something...

>> No.27898588

MY BRAIN

>> No.27898591
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>> No.27898592

>expensiv headphones
>severeily sleep deprived
AAAAaAAAaAaAAaAAAAAh

>> No.27898593

>>27898381
100k I'm betting
she'll probably feature guests too

>> No.27898596

>lets stomp so chink bugs later~
HAACHAMA??? You cant say those things!

>> No.27898597

OH GOD I'M GONE I'M GONEE

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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she's flossing my brain

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>>27898533
Sasuga Princess. Never gets her pretty hands dirty but still gets everything done

>> No.27898608

>>27898531
Mandatory internet curfew in China for those under 18, please understand.

>> No.27898609

>gen 5's minecraft welcoming collab was pretty much impromptu
>EN's is corporate mandated and forcing talents to participate
Soulless.

>> No.27898613

>>27898583
she lives in hell. would you make friends in hell?

>> No.27898614

Should’ve realized the chat was gonna fuck up this asmr...

>> No.27898616

>>27898539
The final battle between Pekodam and the Legion will be held there

>> No.27898617

>>27898288
there were definitely a lot of people who thought they legitimately hated each other
this narrative has been going on for more than half a year, newfags always come and ask about it and they probably believed it

>> No.27898620

>All these last threads posting speed
I CUM

>> No.27898621

>>27898381
No way, maybe around 50k.

>> No.27898622

>>27898543
Marine has been shilling it. It's a matter of the others doing their part.

>> No.27898623

Hold me bros Mio's singing is too much.

>> No.27898628

>>27898304
not him but search this: 利香宣伝Ch on Youtube

>> No.27898632

Haachama for the love of FUCK please improvise and stop looking at the chat.

>> No.27898634

>>27898099
Someone actually made Luna lewds? Brave soul. Delete your hard drive.

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>>27898381
since suisei got 95k for a fucking concert and miko and suisei always had similar popularity, i expect about that much, probably a little less

>> No.27898639

>>27898566
That defeats the whole purpose bro...

>> No.27898648

>start off stream with anticipation
>anons have their pants down
>poggers
>dicks limp
>hands reaching for pants
>anons_upset_unable_to_get_erect.jpg
this is fucking hilarious.

>> No.27898651

>i'm gonna cuck you
Bros...

>> No.27898650

>>27898555
Dude, look at this thread. Newfags probably don't even know that Choco does ASMR.

>> No.27898652

>I'm gonna cuck you

>> No.27898653

>>27898488
Having someone you like whisper nice things in your ear is nice.

>> No.27898656

please dont cook me haachama

>> No.27898662

>I'm gonna cook you
Wait a minute...

>> No.27898665
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haachama is gonna cook me bros

>> No.27898670
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27898670

>I'm gonna cook you

>> No.27898672
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I... I don't even know anymore

>> No.27898674

haachama dont cook me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.27898675

>I'm gonna cuck you

>> No.27898678

>no one has managed to convince her to say feet

>> No.27898679

>>27898520
A stacy wouldn't be bullied by literal 9 year olds and be used as a gopher by actual gigastacies at her school

>> No.27898680

>>27898609
Just look at how they are also voluntarily going to reddit.

>> No.27898681
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we're gonna get cooked bros

>> No.27898682

>>27898614
it's Haato, it was probably intended to become a meme

>> No.27898684

>"I'm gonna cook you"

>> No.27898686

>I'm gonna cook you
Cannibalchama?

>> No.27898687

>>27898609
Cope, every single holoJP will be there to welcome EN to minecraft. They deserve a bigger welcome than gen 5 and I'm glad they're getting it.

>> No.27898690

>>27898392
It's either gen 5 + EN + coco on among us
.. or gen 5+ EN + coco on ARK

>> No.27898693

>>27898191
>>27898392
Oh shit is this going to be the great Holo EN and JP collab?

>> No.27898695

>>27898521
same m8, and I'm just eating now

>> No.27898698
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>>27898523

>> No.27898699

>>27898651
Jokes on her, Im into ntr

>> No.27898700

>>27898648
funny and accurate

>> No.27898704

>i'm gonna cook you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27898707

>I am going to cook you
Diamonds

>> No.27898709

>>27898591
EROI

>> No.27898710

>>27898566
retardchama....

>> No.27898711

My dick never been more flaccid holy shit thats actually an accomplishment Haachama.

>> No.27898713

>>27898634
#sexylunart will never die

>> No.27898716

>>27898623
No such thing

Just enjoy the bliss

>> No.27898717

Bros I thought that was an ass slap for a second.

>> No.27898721

>>27898609
I feel like their big collab streams have all been pretty awkward so far. I think the chemistry has been much better when its 3 or less in HoloEN right now.

>> No.27898722

"please say my name jeff"

草

>> No.27898727

>>27898585
A giant JP-EN collab, since there's Sora involved it has to be Minecraft.

>> No.27898728

>>27898131
Hololive had pretty organic growth until the Miko GTA 5 boom period, followed by the Gen 4 live 3D debuts, and then HoloEn which is a gigantic boost in popularity.

>> No.27898730

>>27897847
The people in the chat are the same people brought in by Holo EN. They're literally the twitch audience (what with Ame being a literal ex-twitch streamer and all). I warned you about it but you let it happen, so now you reap what you sow.

>> No.27898731

Reminder that haachama basically invites this kind of audience. One of the biggest reasons I dropped her

>> No.27898732

Is pekor gonna gift moona a trident?

>> No.27898733

Roboco?

>> No.27898734

Not even Gura's chat is this bad.

>> No.27898736
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27898736

Forgive me brothers.....for I am going to coom to ASMR

>> No.27898735

Haatons?

>> No.27898737

>>27898672
absolute cancer

>> No.27898738

>I'm gonna cuck you
almost came right there

>> No.27898739

>>27898338
>So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan.
>Sora
They would never let P U R E idol girl play Among Us

>> No.27898741

Did China do it??? They're the ones spamming poggers!!

>> No.27898745

>>27898609
>kneeling to the ENchads
can't stop winning

>> No.27898746

this ASMR business is shit

>> No.27898747

>>27898672
I don't remember Haachama's chat ever being this bad...

>> No.27898751

WHY IS IT LAGGING FUCK FUCK NOT NOW

>> No.27898754

>>27898672
>it was spics
Big shocker

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>>27898698
This needs some good music

>> No.27898757

>>27898672
Jesus christ how horrifying
How can EOPs turn even a stream for coomers into meme shit

>> No.27898758

>buffering
HAACHAMA?!

>> No.27898761

>>27898733
what about her?

>> No.27898764
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Just listen to this clip whenever you start thinking about numbers 35p
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

>> No.27898766

>>27898392
First episode of the season doesn't look too promising bros...

>> No.27898768

HAACHAMA?!?!?!

>> No.27898769
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Honestly pic related is the only time I came to ASMR

>> No.27898770

>>27898704
>>27898707
VORE BROS WE WON!

>> No.27898772

THEY GOT HAACHAMA
Oh wait, she's back.

>> No.27898773

haachama used up all her australian internet

>> No.27898776

>>27898731
she doesnt push for twitchfags as hard as waachama does

>> No.27898780

>>27898325
In my nonexpert opinion the background looks like a photo that's been filtered but also partially painted over in many areas. It's well integrated and not just a lazy filtered photo.

>> No.27898782

She unironicaly cucked us

>> No.27898784

stream just die?

>> No.27898786

And I was ready to member her too.
Guess a bullet has been dodged.

>> No.27898787

>>27898531
Literally
and I mean LITERALLY no one gives a shit or even looks at youtubes stupid ass thumbs.
Talk about holos streaming right now or eat a cactus with your ass.

>> No.27898788
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>>27898672

>> No.27898790

>>27898389
Waah waaaah. Why don't you go cum onto a screenshot of Pokimane, faggot.

>> No.27898791

>>27898672
holy kek

>> No.27898795

>>27897066
Trying to get her to say funny shit is more fun.

>> No.27898796

>>27898769
pretty good stuff

>> No.27898794

She's losing it

>> No.27898799

>>27898728
Don't forget azur lane

>> No.27898800

>>27898732
No, she already gave her something.

>> No.27898802

>I'm gonna cuck you
>stream lags for 30 seconds

>> No.27898801

>>27898736
didn't we all already

>> No.27898805
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27898805

>>27898623
Pure soul.

>> No.27898806

It's... fine...

>> No.27898807

>>27898672
Sasuga Nousagis

>> No.27898808

>>27898690
>ARK
please god no, anything but that

>> No.27898809

>busted to the buffer
well...

>> No.27898810

>>27898698
Hmmm yes. But can we go...FASTER?!

>> No.27898814

>>27898698
Hell yes

>> No.27898815

>>27898690
Botan mentioned that she was going to play ARK but was holding off until Coco returned.

>> No.27898817

>>27898769
i miss her, what happen to her?

>> No.27898816

>>27898722
I saw that too 大草

>> No.27898819

>>27898672
>say "pardun"

>> No.27898818
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27898818

>3 weeks to prepare for this stream
>still relies almost completely on chat for what she says

>> No.27898821

sorry lads, watching haachama at 1080p used up most of melbournes bandwidth threre

>> No.27898822

>>27898672
It's like looking at the WW1 No Man's Land of Hololive

>> No.27898827

anyone else getting dizzy?

>> No.27898828

>>27898698
FASTER

>> No.27898830

My money's on ARK.

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>>27898672

>> No.27898834
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>>27898686
How quickly you forget...

>> No.27898835

>>27898747
It's literally always this bad with english only streams for her

>> No.27898836
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>>27898392
>10/24
>22:00
>Large collab
It's happening.

>> No.27898840

>>27898769
Her content is amazing. I’m pretty pissed it’s dead in the water since forever.

>> No.27898842

>>27898672
Jesus christ that chat is radioactive

>> No.27898845

If it wasn't Haachama I wouldn't be able to listen to this cursed shit, but since it's her, is fitting somehow

>> No.27898844

>>27898769
What happened to her? She hasn't posted a video with just herself in almost a year.

>> No.27898846

>>27898672
What the fuck
I hope she never says a word in English again

>> No.27898850

>>27898512
Will all of HoloCN graduate at the same time?

>> No.27898851

>>27898672
And some of you faggots are going WAAAAH FILTERED BY A WORD
You are god damn mongoloids.

>> No.27898855
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27898855

why are you listening to a bogan woman whisper broken english into your ear at 11AM

>> No.27898856

>>27898672
That's seriously disgusting. I left earlier after she said poggers, so it got even worse...

>> No.27898857

Wait a second... is she shlicking now?

>> No.27898858
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>>27898672
>from erolive to this
JESAS

>> No.27898859
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27898859

>>27898672

>> No.27898862

>>27898672
how can you look at this and not think that americans should be banned

>> No.27898863

>>27898672
yab

>> No.27898864
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27898864

fucking aussy internet i thought it´s was baned and i cut the fucking record

REEEEEE

>> No.27898868

>>27897862
straight down

>> No.27898869

>those smack sounds
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27898871
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>>27898766
I can already see the plothook where Mori breaks the sacred rule of not breaking other's stuff on the JP server, kickstarting an all out war.

>> No.27898873

Haachama... please.. the regular ear cleaning...

>> No.27898872

>>27898809
lmao

>> No.27898875

>>27898687
unironically this, unlike gen 5, HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?

>> No.27898877

God I detest the whole country of australia
Get me off this fucking prison and into an actual 1st world country with good internet

>> No.27898878

Is pekora trying to get the trident enchantment that makes her summon lightning? Isn't that treasure only?

>> No.27898881

thatrrrrrry

>> No.27898883

>>27898512
The fuck did I miss? How'd Civia doing?

>> No.27898884

>>27898672
Actual cancer

>> No.27898885

>>27898746
I don't really like ASMR when they do weird sounds into my ear, Aki's ASMR last week was good because she didn't do any of those weird sounds, only whispered from ear to ear and it was soothing, when they do ASMR like this (that say, the usual way) it makes me feel weird, and not the horny kind.

>> No.27898892
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27898892

>>27898810
>>27898828

>> No.27898895

>>27898698
>>27898756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7TJF452zs

>> No.27898896

I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS NUT FOR THREE WEEKS

>> No.27898897
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27898897

I hate ASMRs but this is pretty fucking great.

>> No.27898899

>>27898294
That means you enjoy taking dicks up the ass.
Enjoy being gay, anon.

>> No.27898903 [DELETED] 

>>27898769
Mine is from Mel's roommate

>> No.27898902

>>27898799
where the fuck is suisei and miko in azur lane? cover please

>> No.27898904

>>27898864
It's fine a bunch of us are still recording it. Mine just repeated a few messages and then picked back up when she stopped buffering.

>> No.27898906

First Love boyssssss

>> No.27898907

>>27898070
>>27898430
dumb fuckers I don't care if it was Marine who made the post or fucking jesus christ
Point is they all should've done similar thing. Miko too. She missed the opportunity to link her live to gojillion people from r/all
can't even pander properly lol
but well whatever

>> No.27898909

>poggers spam in pekora chat
Thanks Coco.

>> No.27898911

>>27898637
Pretty sure Miko would get a lot more since its a return stream after 3 months.

>> No.27898910

>>27898747
EOPs are cancer, also she has a lot more attention from newfags since she just got off suspension

>> No.27898914
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>>27898672
EOPs were a mistake.

>> No.27898915

>>27898672
>felt like I was dying the entire day
>get ready for hyped ASMR
>this happens
I...think I will just go to bed. You guys win.

>> No.27898917
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27898917

>Coco returns
>Haachama returns
>Suisei concert
>Nijifags on fire
What a great day

>> No.27898920

>>27898855
Why aren't you

>> No.27898922

>>27898864
Just buy membership poorfag

>> No.27898925

>>27898877
Our internet isn't much better unless you live in an urban/decent suburban area, or you're just lucky
t. murishart

>> No.27898924
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27898924

Mio...

>> No.27898927

>>27898896
I'm Horny! POGCHAMP!

>> No.27898928

>>27898855
it's funny and relaxing, what I need before resuming study

>> No.27898931

>>27898892
we must go further

>> No.27898932

>>27898672
She said, “say memes.” They said memes.

>> No.27898934

>>27898896
I'm sorry brother..

>> No.27898936

>>27898896
ahahhahahahasfasvoifabs gas gasg

>> No.27898935

>First love
Hell yeah

>> No.27898938
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>>27898885
Aki knows how to make good boys coom into the stratosphere
Haato is just a baby

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>>27898871
she'll just end up on trial like Okayu

>> No.27898942

>>27898878
just checked
Channeling isnt treasure enchantment

>> No.27898941

>>27898672
>pardun
>winning son
>hey moona
I always knew you fags were cancer.

>> No.27898944

>>27898896
THREE WEEKS WORTH OF POGGERS

>> No.27898946

>>27898875
It's only right to give the generation that contributed the most to hololive the biggest welcome.

>> No.27898947

I honestly don't know what you guys were expecting from an English only stream.

>> No.27898948

>>27898896
Should have become a Lamy coomer instead

>> No.27898950

>wake up late
>throw on vod of Coco’s official welcome back stream as I get ready for the day
>”I have a nose”
>realize Coco’s Live 2D doesn’t have a nose
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>27898909
>Coco returns
>Chat's are going full Twitch cancer
Yaaaay

>> No.27898952

>>27898672
You can hate on youtube or reddit comments, but screencap this thread in any part and it will look WAY worse.

>> No.27898953

>>27898672
Honestly, what did you want her to say? Did you really expect some eroi stuff?

>> No.27898955

>>27898672
quantum chicken soup big chungus

>> No.27898961

>>27898402
Everyone who said under 90k is delusional.

>> No.27898962

>>27898895
fucking kek

>> No.27898964

>warning that it will only be archived for members
So how many chances people are recording it in advance to share later?

>> No.27898967

>>27898488
It's like different people have different reactions
mind blown

>> No.27898970
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27898970

Everything is gonna be alright

>> No.27898973

Did Aqua or Pekora mention anything about their time with each other during the off collab?

>> No.27898975

>>27898672
You couldn't protect her in the end Haatons

>> No.27898976

>>27898650

Choco has a permanent ASMR voice, if she was actually trying then there are few who can come close

>> No.27898978

>>27898875
>HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?
You mean the absolute cancer asking shit like "who is the blonde" in Gura's stream? Yeah, EN can fuck off and take its new fans with them

>> No.27898980

>>27898698
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=XxUORyu&v=kZwhNFOn4ik

>> No.27898981

>stream lags on the good bit

>> No.27898982

Mio actually has really good English pronounciation

>> No.27898984

>channeling again
lol peko

>> No.27898985

Watch it be just Ark when people think EN is getting a welcome to the minecraft server or among us

>> No.27898987

>I'm gonna cook you
>I'm gonna cuck you
nice rorschach test haachama

>> No.27898988
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Imagine Matsuri doing a stream like this fuuuuck IMAGINE UAH AHHH OHHHHHH UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27898990

>>27898672
poggers

>> No.27898991

>>27898917
POGGERS DUDE

>> No.27898993

>>27898897
You should check out the matsuri-choco one

>> No.27899000

>>27898381
this >>27898637
Suisei 3D is a good indication of what we can expect for Miko 3D. I doubt Marine 130k+ would happen because Marine is simply more popular. I would love to be surprised though since I'm a fan.

>> No.27898999

>>27898672
This is who you share the thread with

>> No.27899002

>>27898925
which the vast majority of people do, australia is just all bad everywhere

>> No.27899003

>>27898964
what?

>> No.27899005

>>27898895
>>27898892
Watching that gif with the gopnik music is better than Hachama asmr

>> No.27899006
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>>27898952
Bring back ritualposting

>> No.27899008

>>27898964
I'm recording but my internet is too shit to upload it, sorry anon

>> No.27899009

>>27898964
There's at least 10 people in this thread alone recording it

>> No.27899010
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>>27898895

>> No.27899011

>>27898896
Hope you have a pogger fetish

>> No.27899012

>>27898964
I'm recording it as we speak. At first, it was for personal usage...but then this happened.

>> No.27899013

>>27898964
Nobody fucking wants it anymore.

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>>27898896
>he didn't blow early for the 2nd round attempt accidentally avoiding the poggers trash

>> No.27899018

>>27898609
When was this announced?

>> No.27899020

>>27898864
thousands of people are recording anon, someone will post this for you to download

>> No.27899022
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>>27898924
Today is a day of angels singing

>> No.27899021

>>27898947
I thought it was members only and didn't even bother. ASMR isn't really my thing anyway.

>> No.27899025

At least I can salvage my nut for Lamy's upcoming laying in bed stream.

>> No.27899026

>>27898896
and you got got by a poggers...

>> No.27899027

>BE MY LOVE
MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27899029

>>27898672
I laughed so hard i unironically shit myself
Fuck you guys

>> No.27899032

>>27898672
You can thank Coco and Taiwan for this

>> No.27899030

>>27898961
90K seems perfectly doable but I don't think there are 200K people watching HL streams at any one time. I expect almost every holo fan will watch that Miko comeback though I mean why would you not.

>> No.27899034

>>27898526
it's great for sure
I personally prefer Inochi though, Suisei and AZKi starting to cry when they sang it was pure soul

>> No.27899035

Aussies...fix your internet onegai

>> No.27899036

>>27898988
HOW NEW

>> No.27899038

egg cracking asmr?

>> No.27899039

>>27898964
I'm recording but not sharing, you can always pay up to hear it again

>> No.27899040

Fuck Miobros, I'm gonna cry

>> No.27899041

>>27898512
They're spineless, they will come back.

>> No.27899042

>>27898978
The girls like the new crowd because it's more views, more subs, more SCs. Keep coping that gen 5 will never be as successful.

>> No.27899049

>>27898973
Yes

>> No.27899051

I'm listening to Mio sighing and everything is suddenly right in the world.

>> No.27899050

>das willy sounds
WHAT

>> No.27899054
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>>27898917
>Nijifags on fire
WAIT, MY WAIFU IS IN THERE!

>> No.27899058
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>>27898672
IT'S V!
How does it feel looking into a mirror?

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27899060

>>27898883
>>27898574
>>27898512
All the holos are on track to lose 1 million subs total within a day

>> No.27899062

What is Luna even up to? I legitimately can't make sense of her actions

>> No.27899063

>>27898964
the chink archive is still working somehow

>> No.27899064

>>27898698
Creepy shit.

>> No.27899065

WTF is Haachama doing. "People" find this sexy?

>> No.27899066

>>27898944
heh

>> No.27899068

>>27898964
Anon I don't think you'd want it...

>> No.27899069 [DELETED] 

>>27898370

she doesn't know what twitch memes are, it's the opposite.

>> No.27899074

YES THIS IS HAACHAMA IS CRUSHING MY BRAIN MATTER INTO PASTE!!

>> No.27899075
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Miooosa.....

>> No.27899076

Somewhere along the line, Haato forgot this was a stream and just focused on playing with slime.

>> No.27899077
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27899077

Haachama?!

>> No.27899079

>>27899032
But they are all nousagis

>> No.27899080

I really wanna believe its not her fault, but why ask for things to say today of all times...

>> No.27899082

>>27898964
What? You...aren't a member...?

>> No.27899083

>>27899022
We need more singing collabs with Mio in them.

>> No.27899084

There's nothing worse than having a girl sound disinterested.

>> No.27899089

>>27899025
>laying in bed stream
for everybody or memers only?

>> No.27899086

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE /HLG/

>> No.27899088
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27899088

Don't know what are you talking about guys. My chat looks great.

>> No.27899167

>>27899115
Mio's model is pretty good too actually. At home just has some tracking issues and gives her that grimace.

>> No.27899168

let's try this again, now that she isn't saying poggers, for now

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>> No.27899169

>>27898964
First of all, stop being poorfag and buy the member if you want the archive.

Second of all, don't bother this ASMR is a fucking dumpster fire.

>> No.27899176

>>27898769
never nutted to ASMR but some have gotten me rock hard that I'll need to fap right after. Is this really that good?

>> No.27899179
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27899179

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318205205566033921
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318154548096106496
I don't get it

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27899314

The worst part is I'm pretty sure she asked for what to say cuz she was getting into it, and got her excitement answered with POGGERS and other memes.
You just ruined this shit not just for us coomers but for her as well.

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>>27899268
go back to your thread

>> No.27899317

THERES'S BEEN A RANDOM BEEPING IN THE RIGHT EAR FOR THE POAST HALF AN HOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27899318

Why did Pekor and Aqua not tweet in over 12 hours and their very next streams were both members only? Just how much did she want to keep this from the general public?

>> No.27899322

Remember this - next time you will have sex you will think of poggers.

>> No.27899366

All the twitch shit aside this asmr stream will be good material that lasts for months

>> No.27899368

>>27898917
what's going on with nijifags? can someone give me a quick update?

>> No.27899369

>>27899268
Niji thread is down there friend

>> No.27899370

>>27899151
Will canonically NTR you

>> No.27899374

>>27899204
I like that though, I find it pretty nice when different cultures meet each other, yes even Reddit.

>> No.27899417

>>27899343
> Mori's building
Mori didn't build shit yet, /hlg/chama.

>> No.27899421

>>27899334
And yet here you are begging for shit. What's worse? A literally pan-handler or someone who pays for exclusive content?

>> No.27899422

>>27898855
Jokes on you, I'm catching up to Lamy's archive. Still.
Jesus Christ there aren't enough hours in the day for this.

>> No.27899423

>>27899273
I want to breed Ui-mama

>> No.27899424

>>27899000
Miko has the hiatus boost while Suisei doesn't, though it also depends if Miko will also have guests as well

>> No.27899467

>>27899417
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>> No.27899469

>>27899334
Here's how I know you've never been in these threads for more than a day. Fuck off beggar.

>> No.27899470

>>27899163
Cover being incompetent fucks as always

>> No.27899472

Just got here anyone clipped the poggers part?

>> No.27899471

>>27899443
Bezos, he's a huge simp

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>>27899314
>Twitch ruined the arousal of both Anons and Haato
I'll kill every single one of them

>> No.27899514

>>27899414
We are laughing at nijifags who have been attacking hololive for a year now, not the talent.

>> No.27899515

>>27899429
Miyabi played COD couple days ago, probably the only time ive enjoyed watching someone play cod

>> No.27899517

NGL, that Azki original song from Suisei's 3D live earlier what bretty gud.

>> No.27899519

>>27899151
I want to hold hands with ange, but my favorite niji, and my favorite Vtuber as a whole is shizuka rin.
That girl can put me to sound sleep faster than bullets.
Also, chigusa is really cute
like seriously cute

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