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It's not that I like like her, it's just that my day is ruined when she isn't around.
I want to have sex with a shark
You can only post in this thread if your oshi is drug-free.
She has basically the same outro as before. It's pretty adorable.
Deadbraps jerk it now
c00ming in gura's cunny!!!!!
>Last thread was nothing but numberfagging, fake narratives, drugs, and tranniesGod these threads go to complete shit when there are no streams.
>>27875268Disenfranchised is used sometimes to describe the state of losing faith in an idea that one was once invested in.That anon is describing how Mori was once invested (and excited) about the bloodborne streams but has since lost hope of it coming to fruition.
So Mori is moving this week huh. Any more info from her recent members stream?
>>27877480No sense of right or wrong
>no streams>immediately becomes a /hlg/ tier threadSo this is the power of dead hours...
Hey pussy boys, my name is Calliope Mori, and I like every single one of you. All of you are creative, sensitive supporters who spend every second of their day supporting us HoloENs. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fulfilling to take care of people because of your own wholesomeness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more precious than Canadians bombing me with akasupas. Don't sacrifice yourselves. Chase your dreams, like I did before. I was a dorky little autistic tomboy before I got my reaping job. What aspirations do you have next to "making the world a better place for everyone"? I'm also growing my rap career, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all fantastic people who deserve to take care of themselves. Catch you on the flip side. PEACE.Pic Related: It's your boy and her horny gf
>>27877480>Anons can draw this goodIs this the power of reps?
I'm in a pyramid
>>27877484Kiara and Ina are probably the only ones who are realistically drug-free.
Hearing Gura saying coombucket is interesting
>>27877474Thats kinda hot
weedposting was some of the lowest-effort bait i've seen in a while and it still completely derailed a cozy thread, good job everyone
Ina told us her pun brain was broken during today's drawing stream. Do you think it will be fixed by the next stream?
PLEASE
>>27877508Alcohol and caffeine don't count
>>27877508agreed
Why didn't Cover just start an EN shell company so they could hire them through that and use US Fair Right laws to their benefit?
>>27877507What did SHE mean by this?
>>27877381wow, it's almost like she can actually be funny when not trying to filter out every cuss/lewd stuff
>>27877504This pasta is kinda meta when you think about it
>>27877480I like the hips on her.
>>27877508Can mori get drugs in japan?
>>27877504do this on streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8oUgIvfCwIthanks
>>27877526Yea I'm aware.
>Just got into the vtuber meme few weeks ago with the EN introduction and the youtube algorithm pushing this nonstop in my recommendations >remembered that there has to be a vtuber thread here and on redd*t for sure>see thisJesus christ mate. Each thread has like 1500 posts per too. I thought for sure there would be a separate thread for vtubers at this point
>>27877476ₘᵤhaʰᵃʰᵃᵃ
>>27877525THAT COLOR
Jesus Christ, I hate Deadbraps, but give it a rest. This is some low quality SEAnigger shit
APEX PREDATOR
>>27877523onegai...
>>27877526alcohol counts faggot
>>27877537Not easily.
>dude weed lmao
>>27877543ogey.
>>27877526>>27877557Good thing that Kiara said that she hates alcohol
>>27877479UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHG
>>27877543We killed a mommyhu thread?
>>27877462Amelia really doesn't belong in this EN group at all. I could see her going the solo Aqua route in the future but she has FBK mommy moments of tending the retards in EN.
>>27877543Lurk more
Deadbeats on damage control right now. Shitting themselves if this clip gets to a wider audience.
>>27877533>Saying Hoocha>Parkour>Shark speechIronic that HER videos proved it was HER all along more then current videos.
Whats the nareative on none of the HoloENs except Kiara collabing with the JPs?
>>27877478>>27877479>>27877491>>27877554
>>27877543Nobody actually wants a vtuber board.
>>27877521Probably from taking a massive fucking from the gacha. It'll take a few days to heal for sure.>>27877543There's 2 Hololive threads. One for EN + ID and one for just the JP. This one hits 1500 every 2 hours or so, the other one every 6 or so hours.
>>27877543fuck off
>>27877543Welcome. You can't escape now. It's more addictive than drugs...
>>27877557Nah, pussyboy
Ame save us from the deadhours and guerilla stream literally anything
Goodnight Chumbuds ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>27877496Neet hours.NA is sleeping, Euro just wake up, while Asia is working.
>>27877498No address sadly, Headhunter
>>27877543Now lurk 3000 hours before posting again
>>27877574They didn't do their Japanese reps because it's copyrighted.
>>27877521>Do you think it will be fixed by the next stream?Probably not as she expended her braincell towards configuring new PC-kun
>>27877572Everyone is bored, anon. Please calm your autism
>>27877533She's the same to me except she's less obviously M-rated now. If you actually watch her streams, she still sneaks in lewd stuff only more subtly.
>>27877588goodnight buddy, have sweet dreams about gura's cunny
chummybros, we're gonna need a bigger boat...
>>27877588cya cumchud
>>27877533>le spongebob discord humor funnier than wholesome sharkGrow older
>>27877574Trying to figure out what they can do while barely understanding each other
HoloEN Space Marine ChaptersMori: Legion of the DamnedGura: CarcharodonsAmelia: Flesh Tearers Ina: Exorcists Kiara: Lamenters
>>27877504From being a gosling to creating goslings. Is this the cycle of success?
>>27877570>I could see her going the solo Aqua route in the futureRetarded take. Ame adores her genmates to death
>>27877504thanks forest
>>27877557Ame said she doesnt drink or smoke.
>>27877543>Vtuber board>one general for every girldo you see the absolute garbage that's deadhours in this threads, now imagine that x5 and that's would it be like 22 hours a day in those generals
Man, moving in Japan is a hell of a lot more convenient; wonder if Calli hired something like this.Example vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEjnebw8LA
>>27877574Is Mori even interested in doing collabs with JP? I don't watch her but all I've seen people say is that she wants to collab with indies.
Will this project ever be finished?
>>27877504But Kiara isn't a manlet
>>27877613Who's the 40k audience?
>>27877588I want to mating press this cutie!
>>27877596>can't learn japanese anymore without government permissionsFuck, it never gets any easier.
>>27877613Lamenters is perfect
>>27877543Stick to reddit, kid.
>>27877611oki doki boomerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ
>>278776342030
>>27877474This picture of Mori reminds me a lot of Calne ca for some reason
>>27877570I'd say Kiara doesn't fit the EN group at all. She comes off an a Gen X reject
>"Hellor? Is dis the number for NenePro? I'm uh, wanderin' if you're lookin' for a Janitor to help clean your arfices. Coach Z's pretty handy to harve around and I'm not a bad rapper either! I'm da Rhyme Janitor, wringin' out my mop and sprinklin' wack MCs with my sarwdust pile! Eh? Yes, I can wait.">"...Dis hold music sounds a lort like a dial to-aw, crackles."
>>27877574the EN branch is arrogant and hate the JP branch. Kiara collabs because she secretly wishes she was gen5. or language barriers. pick one
>>27877570Shut the fuck up retard
>>27877622>a homeless shut in neet that battles with mental illness>doesn't do drugsDo yu rely beleb?
>>27877553>Kiara mentioning that her members turn from eggs into fried chicken that she'll eat.>Ina mentioning that her master plan is to eventually offer her cultist to the AO-chan as food>Apex predator.feels good to be a vorechad.
https://youtu.be/zQvYZbZEDew?t=4194
I'm starting to get tired of HERfags
>>27877618>Ame adores her genmates to deathAnd that will be her downfall. I could see solo Amelia reaching new heights beyond EN as a gamer streamer
>>27877628Who's thread do you think is the worst of them all?
>>27877634Two years from now, on the second anniversary of joining HoloEN, she will finally unveil the completed Atlantis.
>>27877602Which is an arguably better approach
I need to know who's prime hours these are. There's an impressive amount of narrativefaggotry.
>>27877634who cares?
>>27877634When gura learns to bring equipment with her And also how to fight and not just solve every encounter by hiding in a hole and yelling for help.Negative progress meme is real and gura will never finish atlantis. hell she'll never even start.
Thanks for hosting the gesture reps lobby anon
>>27877634The better question is, will it ever be started?
>>27877659>thinking she has money for thatShe gets her clothes from the donation box and dumpster dives for food.
>>27877659Yes, fuck off.
>>27877631Shes talked to Korone and wants to do musif collabs with Watame and Suisei. Miko and Sora have appeared in her chat too so there's that.
>>27877690>thinking you need money to get drugs
>>27877498She'll be able to sing at home in the future, so she won't necessarily have to rent a studio next time. she still might depending on how picky she is about audio quality, but I'm pretty sure she had her eyes on some big dick $5000 mic so who knows on that front.
>>27877574The narrative is that none of them but Kiara speak the language fluently enough. I'm sure Coco, Haachama, and maybe Korone will do streams with them though. Last one I would have doubted until she finally decided to do a collab with Risu.
>>27877634She'll lose interest in it long before its even close to being done
>>27877553post the rest fag
>>27877496I posted the clip thinking people were going to have fun laughing at some of the Jap comments
>>27877634the chance of this to finish will increase by 20% everytime one holoen sing connect.
>>27877634It will contracted to Watson Heavy Industries.
>>27877672None because every thread will get falseflagged
>>27877631She mentioned it would be nice to collab with some of the music oriented Holos, but signalboosting indies is her main goal. She's also talked about an Among Us collab (all but confirming it), and said a Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes collab would be fun.
>>27877659Why are narrativefags like this?
>>27877683I care deeply for Gura
>>27877672Whoever becomes the ayame of EN
>>27877533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk_RL1QeVQc&feature=youtu.be>25:06>They say this game was made for kids, it matches my sense of humor perfectlyGura is more truly her than HER, since she's not trying to live up to the status of meme lord.
>>27877663Sen why did you even join Hololive...
I still feel like Ame is holding herself back from marathon streaming. Is there a restriction from the management?
>>27877574Kiara's the only one that's fluent in JP so of course she's the only one that can collab with themLanguage barriers are hell, man
will this be the fate of gura's "family friendly" persona?
>>27877598>Hololive Global (the whole globe)>anons bring up potential yabai narratives instead of watching Lamy or Roberunice dead hours>inb4 Mori's streams get privated
>>27877543>hololive_nonstop_party.jpgLurk more you faggot
>>27877679Going to bed soon: burgersPeaking: SEA and StrayaHaven't woken up yet: yuros
>>27877679It's two in the afternoon for SEAniggers
>>27877672All thread will have same IP count because all of us are schizo
>>27877725She's already had a short outburst in her first solo MC stream.
>>27877679EU is waking up(8AM)NA should be sleeping (11pm-1AM)Afternoon in SEA (2pm)Japan is 3pm
>>27877725https://streamable.com/ceqf8oMaybe.
>>27877634will it ever be started?
>>27877714i do too, but why does it matter if atlantis is finished or not as long as she's having fun?
>first deadbeats spamming mori's roommate>now chumbuds spamming gura'swhy the fuck is it so hard for you niggers to stay on topic?
>>27877583anon I have nothing against it, you just have to be realistic. In fact I love whisky
>>27877613HoloEN TWWH FactionsMori: VladGura: LuthorKiara: TeclisIna: LohkirAme: Gelt
Is it safe to say that today has had the worst threads since the n**t saga?
>>27877533she sounds exactly like every asian american whore, they are a huge stereotype here and are cumdumps.
Enough fucking narrativefaggingPost some of favorite fan of your oshi RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
>>27877718Give her a few months and she'll be back to her old self
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcCZ3VjZKCMProbably my favorite clip. I love mommy Ina.
>>27877740>>27877728>>27877730When's it happening, meidos? You know what you have to do.
Teabros, do you think she's gonna post her schedule today (by 12 pst/~70 mins)? I've been staying up till now for it, but I do actually have stuff to do tommorow.
>>27877647I pray for the day that shark gets her own thread.
>>27877725Pickamee sperging out about viewers trying to make her say relatively tame lewd jokes really lowered my opinion of her
>>27877726O shit Roberu is streaming?
>>27877750No one is streaming, there's no topic.
>>27877634It will be finished. By AmeliaAlso started by Amelia
>>27877755
>>27877750Dead hours. Which is the best time to sleep. Night, everyone.
>>27877760that was such a great moment between those too.
>>27877726I'm too busy f5'ing Amelia's twitter.
>>27877720Wait for the Witcher 3 or Cyberpunk
>>27877755Man, I love fanarts like these
>>27877768She did what now?
>>27877755this is my phone background
>>27877771that's not how it works
>>27877750>gura>not on topic
>>27877771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdjgZo4_vaoTalk about Roberu
>>27877753No. They just seems bad because we've only had a single ~50 minute stream all day from Ina. Our brains are rotting from the lack of content>>27877755This one of Watson with a strap on from these threads is my personal favorite, even if meido might get mad at me.
>>27877768that bothers you more than her being an actual lolicon?
>>27877755Cute, smiling chicken
>>27877755everyone do a little jerky dance
>>27877755Anything portraying her as a Gremlin is my favorite
>>27877478I've come to the realization that hearing her voice is one of the few things I look forward.
>>27877740>NA should be sleeping (11pm-1AM)Fine, I'll go to bed. Jasas
>>27877778OH NO NO UNITYBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to get into writing short stories starring an EN girl. Where would the best place be to post said stories so I can later tweet it to them so they could see it?
>>27877796>holostar>fucking xenobladerumao
>>27877791Anonchama... your reading comprehension reps...
>>27877778based
>>27877755Imagine waking up to this...
>>27877720Possibly. I imagine there's some bullshit health and safety concerns regarding marathon streams that Cover might not want to be associated with. She did say during her last MC stream that she could easily do a 24hr stream of MC so maybe we'll get some endurance streams soon though
>>27877647She's funny no matter what skin she wears
>>27877778
>>27877796>xenobladeI'd rather talk about politics at that point
>>27877791Gura is on topic, S*nz*w* isn't.I like those Spongebob videos but that faggot shouldn't have spoonfed you idiots and made you look through the archive instead.
>>27877717I'm so happy for my daughterwife
>>27877796>xenoblade based
>>27877659>everyone needs to cope with substancesI'm a socially stunted loser virgin with no friends who lives on his own and I don't drink, smoke or take any meds and I get by just fine
>>27877755I would, but I haven't found any fanart of her that really clicks with me and makes wanna save it which is how I decide what images to save.
>>27877814fuck, well time for bed I guess
>>27877811Ao3 is the only place that's "safe"
>>27877799That's not bad at all
Any tips on how to go to sleep if you're worked up?
>>27877766She was probably too busy dealing with her leaky ceiling to make the schedule
>>27877833>socially stunted loser virgin with no friends>I get by just finePoint at him and laugh
>>27877766She's been up all night playing Minecraft everyday this week, so who knows?
>>27877831What is this pic? Gura was playing in random servers?
>>27877854exercise
>>27877811Tumblr, or some fan fiction site like Archive of Our Own. I bet Mori's dorky enough to have read fan fiction before.
>>27877854do you have gura's discord?
Thanks to whoever showed up tot the group study canvas. We'll set up the aggie.io thing probably three or four hours earlier instead.
>>27877784She got into a rant after someone got her to say "Ligma"
>>27877859Fuck off normie
>>27877872>I bet Mori's dorky enough to have read fan fiction before.If I've done my reps right, she definitely has.
>>27877755meguca
>>27877726>inb4 Mori's streams get privatedWon't matter. The clips are already out there. If someone wants to do harm, they have the ammo.
>>27877854alcohol, benadryl, melotonin
>>27877799That just made me like her even more
>>27877720I don't think she wants to shit on everyone else in regards to total stream time. Has anyone else streamed for 3 hours aside from Gura?
>>27877854jack off or exercise
>>27877879congratulations on outing yourself
>>27877854Benadryl and alcohol
On one hand I'd like to know more about in-universe reapers. Like whether they are a profession or a species, or can they kill you without reason or must wait until it's "your time".On the other hand I'm worried that if Calli answers too many questions like that she may start forgetting what she answered and contradict herself at some point and that having a negative impact somehow.Has any vtuber had such a problem so far?
>>27877847It's cute how the artist who made those free snuggie blanket png spilt her spaghetti for crediting her even though she said it's not necessary not to.
Did anyone clip when Ame called chat beautiful?Not normally a goslingposter but man she almost got me there
>>27877796his chat is 40% jp and 60% english comments, I wonder what goes through his mind
Tell me something about Ina, why is she a squid?
>>27877831>Fake God Gamer
>>27877854MasturbateWorkoutTake a cold showerWatch Ina's stream
>>27877596>>27877639the fuck, this is a thing?
>>27877854Busting a nut
>>27877889Kiara did a 6h MC marathon
>>27877887>>27877890>>27877897Jerking off and alcohol it is
>>27877911Ina's streaming?
>>27877900it's on youtube just search for it
>>27877866Secret members-only guerilla stream
>>27877902>YEAAAAAAAAAi'm sure he's happy he has relevancy even if its to gaijin
>>27877899wait what? who made it?
>>27877726It was already discussed the day of that stream. No one really cared much in the end.
>>27877889Moona just explored the map in Minecraft for over 7 hours
>>27877755This one is still my favorite.
I see the threads in the shitter in dead hours again. Can we like, numberfag instead? That's at least less gay, just a bit
>>27877906Sorry the only "god gamer" I know of pretty much soft-doxxed ame so fuck him
>>27877831Holy shit is this real?
>>27877717Yes
>>27877521[The main connection's fried!][Switch output to the auxiliary pun braincells!]
>>27877854Stop playing Minecraft for an hour or so, Amelia. The blue lights are what's fucking with your circadian rhythm.
>>27877876To be fair people have been trying to get her to say shit for months, like updog and stuff. She must be pretty tired at this point.
>>27877831Noice
>>27877928Agree, if he spoke english somewhat well and did some twitch, his personality alone could carry him far in the west
>>27877900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i393kOd2DAE
>>27877755This one made me so happy
>>27877831if this is shooped it's very well madeif it's real, i NEED a link
>>27877900https://youtu.be/i393kOd2DAE
>>27877854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vckOfHMj0ao
>>27877964She knows what she's doing
>>27877939No, it's actually far more gay.
>>27877939here's the projected growth bros, calculated from weekly averageanyone know where i can find a graph maker that isn't linear/ calculates predictions?
>>27877970Hello Rebbit!
>>27877462>Mori barely cared enough to prepareI agree. Mori's really sandbagging in MC and falling behind everyone else. In preparation for the collab, Ame mined gold and acquired the obsidian for the portal, and Ina bred a cow farm for a food supply. Gura and Kiara have also done their MC reps to be at least be acquainted with the mechanics.During the expedition, all Mori had to do was stand back and let Ame take the lead as tard wrangler. However, for some reason, Mori decided to be a trailblazer and go on a solo mission, "Savings Pvt. Strider-kun" which ended up with her tragically dying if it wasn't for Gura salvaging the situation. To make things worse, Mori has this weird habit of immediately destroying her bed after she sleeps (might have developed from her Takomori collab actually) so she has a random sawn point after dying in the nether. Though, I'd like to say that it was pretty kino when Mori found her way back home by spotting Ame's giant tennis racket.The only deaths during the stream were Kiara and Mori's. The former intentionally an hero'ed while the latter died twice. On her second death, Mori walked up to Piglins, to attempt the gaccha, but she didn't have any gold armor and aggro'ed them. This death wasn't entirely her fault because no one pointed out this mechanic and Mori didn't know any better. Though there was an earlier point in stream where they all play gaccha and Mori's told to right click the pig but she accidentally left clicks. How are people confusing their left and right?I'm aware that Mori has other obligations and she's in the process of moving but I'd like Mori to step up her game and not just be dead weight in these 5 man MC collabs. Hopefully after the move and finishing this big freelance project of hers, she'll be able to do her MC reps or Gura can teach her the ropes during their upcoming collab. As an anon said, right now Mori's like the kid who played MC with a group on the first day and returned in 2 weeks to find out everyone's put in 30+ hours and (semi-)competent at the game. While everyone else is learning how to fly, Mori's struggling just figuring out how to crawl.
>>27877831I wasn't able to witness this video off of her membership stream
>>27877935I'm talking about EN, retardchama. Where are you Moona shills coming from?
Honestly I don't really care about the drug story, but it just makes me feel that Mori has really no idea what idols are or further reinforces the whole she doesn't know what the fuck Hololive is really about and she just wants to use it to boost her music career.Which kinda peeves me.
>>27877854Sleeping pills in the recommended amount
>>27877631Remember about her autism. Watame and Haachama didn't speak for several months because neither knew how to initiate even though they used to do collabs all the time before that. Mori is in the same boat but there is language barrier on top of that. She was asked about a possible collab with Suisei and said that she doesn't know how to approach her and since they are both busy she won't even try for the time being. Then she went on a tangent about how she is not shy, just introverted and used to being alone. Serving as kind of a radio show host for indies and trying to get along with senpais are different thigns. She would probably need Kiara to drag her into those things to break the ice first.
>>27877989>find a graph makerngmi
What did she mean by this
>>27877944no one is actually mad about that, Jesus Christ grow up and stop pretending to be. He even went on to say she is his favorite when he had previously stated it was Gura. Plus Ame lifted half her streaming mannerisms from him.
>>27877970You need T3 membership
>>27877903The Great Old Ones are experimenting on lifeforms that don't require fucking stars aligning for survival or being ugly as a fish. I say they are doing a great job.
Iofi's schedule is out
>>27877919No that was Ame. A marathon lasts for multiple streams as archives can only go to 8 hours I think.
>>27877945Should be obvious since Gura isn't dying to creepers.
>>27877913If you're caught speaking Japanese with a JSL accent on rutube, you're immediately sent a copyright claim courtesy of the nippon government. It's truly tragic.
>>27878003i don't have excel... onegai...>>27878007i'm t5 for gura i don't see it?
>>27877998I think she privated it afterwards or no archive
>>27878009Thanks tranbro
>>27877570Most of the smaller collabs have been great, these girls do genuinely seem to like each other, just 5 people at once doing something sandboxy like minecraft can fall apart if they don't have a focused objective, which is especially difficult when the players have vastly different levels of experience.
>>27877903she's human.
>>27877833You are coping by doing SOMETHING, might be watching vtubers, might be posting here
>>27878021i was recording but i hit ctrl+c twice so it was fucked
>>27877996It's almost as if Mori doesn't really like MC and is just being there for the other girls.
>>27877755It fits so well.
>>27877996Sorry she doesn't have time for your nerd shit. Maybe try having sex?
>>27877859if you're not what the fuck are you doing here
Something that kinda bothers me is that the trinity can't use cover to get singing lesons or all the other shit that JP holos get, hell even some minors things like getting offcollabs, but i guess that's the price for not having to move out to nipland
>>27878020No, T3 2. The other one
>>27877996Yeah Mori really very far back on minecraft. She could at least watch a tutorial video or something
>>27878007It was Sharkside only, she has no T3
>>27877768I'd be mad too, fuck the chat.
>>27878048oh shit thanks>it's realbased
>>27878005She wants to sit on our faces.
>>27877709I think a 3 way Keep Talking would be fun. Have either Kiara or Mori translate back and forth between English and Japanese
>>27877939>today's the daytoday's the day
>>27877859>>27878037what I mean is that I don't need to rely on drinking, smoking or whatever thing you ingest or inject to cope with my existence, I can do without abusing something other than myself by living the way I do
>>27877996You put way too much effort into this post.
>>27878009Iofi... play Minecraft with your friend, not just with your JP senpais...
>>27878009After watching the bubble wrap stream I'm gonna commit to watching iofi more
>>27878070She lives with her friends though?
>>27877996Shes just too busy to consistently play right now between streaming, her multiple jobs, and moving. She'll be more consistent and able to actually do her reps in a few months once she is settled in I am sure
>>27877755I really like this one, I wish I knew who the artist was
>>27878000Yagoo, nobody fucking thinks of Hololive as an idol company, ok? Deal with it already.
>>27877996Moririn needs to step up her minecraft game, yeah
>>27877755Im done bros...
>>27878065i like how solemn this post sounds
Does anyone have that picture of Chinks literally giving up on Gura?
>>27877701>posting a clip like that thinking narratives wouldn’t startYou’re a fucking idiot.
>>27877939https://youtu.be/Sv-BxH3SVS8It's time chumbudds. Also Les Mis karaoke when?
>>27877553Me in the cabin furiously masturbating knowing Gura will be swallowing my seed.
>>27877755It's impressive how well Amelia's mom knew her. She could have drawn something cool that has something to do with the detective theme and time travel powers, but instead the first portrayal of Amelia was a sweet girl.
>>27877831Imagine being a Forsen sub
>>27878000Then what is Matsuri using Hololive for?
>>27877996Ame practically no lifes MC right now
>>27877996>all Mori had to do was sit back and do nothing and let others do everything rather than trying to have some FUN in a video game and learn first hand during the little time she has to play it
>>27877480come fill in the blanks!https://aggie.io/tseyvnztsu
>>27877755i like this so much that i cropped it to use as desktop wallpaper
>>27877755Really love this one.
>>27878075see you there
>>27878111>Amelias mom
>>27878005A gremlin of taste and culture
What is the least sexual Gura pic...
>>27877939563...
>>27877996Sweaty anti hands typed this
>>27878140Retardchama...
I didn't watch the Subaru/Kiara Collab until now. But damn if it isn't cute and high energy.Bird Brained Bakas are the Best.
>>27878016Gura only plays good in her membership streams, that's why she's got a fuckton of subs and membershrimps
>>27878009>>27878137Lofi is cute.
>>27878113>FROZEN BAGS XDThe weirdest thing is how old his fanbase is. I think it's just unemployed stoners that used to watch him in the hearthstone days before they dropped out of college.
>>27878140how new?
Has Mori Or Ames papa/mama ever interacted with them outside their debut?
>>27878144Oh god someone oost THAT
>>27878136The best Amelia fanart so far. It captures her personality and aura very well.
>>27878009Iofi...
>>27877755>The artist for this one just has 74 followers on twitterMaybe i got the wrong guy, but man, making it in the art scene is hard if you never get real exposure
>>27878140newfagchama...
>>27877939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLcDUQ7ziAM
>>27877967We know Mori.
>>27878132Based Klaius
>>27878159Its Iofi
>>27878088https://twitter.com/Meyshi9/status/1307575382988652544
>>27877889They all have at least once. Ina's hades, Mori's latest doom was 4 hours, the end of mad dad was 3 too, Kiara did 5 streams in a row that were over 3 hours long and her fire emblem streams have been even longer than that.
>>27877996cool essay. it's really not that serious
>>27877929https://twitter.com/cakecatboy
>>27878144Probably some tumblr fanart.
This shit is so fucking funny.Chinese fag happy about their flare Merch and the same fag replying to Flare when she welcomed back Coco.
>>27878187Thats what he said. Lofi. It's polite to capitalize peoples names.
>>27878187That's what I said: Lofi.
>>27878166Dont knoe about Ames but Mori's mama called her cute during the concert
>>27878129>That bird duonice
>>27878198lol.
>>27878153Definitely a great unexpected bonus. She knows what she's doing
Let us resume discussing gura's ethnicity.SEAmonkey or no?
>>27878189Thank you based anon
>>27878198>Bugmen doing roach-tier shitWhat did you expect, anon? They don't have a mind of their own
>he isn't subscribed to his oshi's highest tierexplain, faggot
>>27878198How someone has a worldview like that? He thinks she should hate Coco too? Or maybe he was just scared of her getting hate from other chinks?
>>27878207>>27878208No, you misunderstand. Its Iofi with an I
>>27878223Pakistani
>>27878198holy fuck my sides
>>27878166Can't remember if it was her mama or papa but one of them congratulated Mori on her concert.
>>27878212>>27878129Yeah that's great, watching it right now. Kino as fuck
prehistoric hoochahttps://youtu.be/gxs8Ulsiof8?t=153
>>27878223Chilean
>>27878230Why is Watame such a big numberfag?
>>27878198why are chinks using twitter for actual sharing stuff? Chinks don't even use twitter outside of harassment and shit right?
>>27878233lofi. Like the beat's to study/relax to
>>27878233Why aren't you capitalizing Lofi's name?
>>27877755Yes sir!
>>27878223100% Sumerian
>>27878160His streaming style filters children, for a while I liked his laid back attitude (1 OBS scene with just his shitty angled facecam and his desktop, low energy compared to zoomer-catering streamers, etc)The nonstop Valorant streams made me stop watching thought. used to give him a pity twitch prime sub for a year but have been watching since the hearthstone days
>>27878223Eskimo
>>27877996>This death wasn't entirely her fault because no one pointed out this mechanicI was trying real hard in all caps to warn her about it, but the fucking slow chat only let me get off 2 warnings.
>>27878233Anonchama...
>>27878047Either way its been about of month now and all have them have smashed through all walls of expectations, from a business stand point (and even Chicken is brightening up on her relativeness). Things will probably still be interesting from here on out.
>>27878242Yukisame, she is a pretty well know artist
>>27878230But it says I have to pay with my life...I cant watch her content if Im dead
>>27878223[random nationa generator]There, now just repeat it in your head.
>>27878223Argentinian
>>27878258I'm surprised that any chinks has access to it at all.
>>27878223
>>27878166Ame's mom doesn't seem very active on twitter and I don't recall ever actually seeing her in a stream
>>27877755All of them.
>>27878223Native American
>>27878258China has state-owned VPNs that will hand your data over to the CCP in an instant but if you use it to evade the Great Firewall to suck the government's dick they're willing to ignore the fact that you're literally breaking the law.
>>27878000she's an alternative idol
>>27878263I like the alt better desu
>>27878230But I am?
>>27878223Bantu
>>27877996>I'm aware that Mori has other obligations and she's in the process of moving but I'd like Mori to step up her game and not just be dead weight in these 5 man MC collabsShe's a mega noob on gaming anon, she doesn't even have time to wiki shit or research shit. She has to grade her little reapers.
>>27878249interdasting
>>27878249
>>27878223She knows french, but has a SEA accent, therefore I propose she is is the offspring of Filipino immigrants to Quebec.
>>27878223Croatian
>>27878166Ame and Mori's mama retweets their stuff and fanarts.Ina's papa on the other hand...
>>27878116Sexual violence
>>27878230
>>27877622But Gura's always drunk. She has to drink too or it's statutory.
>>27878291Nigerian
Guh compilation when?
>>27878311"Based." Enjoy your comfy streams, anon.
>>27878230Taxes too high, don't want to have to pay more to my goverment than the cut she gets from it. T1 already gives me access to stuff.
>>27878223She's obviously Tibetan
>>27878223her accent is mostly atlantean, but you can occasionally hear her using hyperborean pitch contours, so i suspect her parents immigrated to atlantis when she was young.
>>27878000Hololive is about making money, retard. If being an idol accomplishes that, fine. If something else works better Cover isn't going to turn down that skrilla namsayin?
>>27878258Basically as long as you don't engage in anti CCP shenanigan's then the government doesn't give a shit.
>>27878047>cover providing the idols with singing lessons>cover providing them with anything at alllol
>>27878325>Ina's papa on the other hand...Busy jerkin' to Ina fanart?
>>27878223>She is Greek but thinks she is Atlantean LMAO
>>27877755I fucking love her dorky smile in this picture so much. It makes my heart do weird things.
>>27878340Kek
>>27878230I'm just paying $5 to pirate and watch movies with them honestly
>>27877725Yeah, She's always on the verge of letting loose.
>>27878223Proto-Finnic Khaganate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTWqwSNQCcg
>>27878230I don't want to pay for her condoms.
>>27878325what is Huke papa doing right now
>supernenechi collabs with kiara>causes all the holoen doxx to surface>spergs have a meltdown over it>kiara gets hit the hardest by the doc>gets sent to aloe's department>gura bleeds subs due to the memes she did back then>drops to 600k as fbk and korone passes the million mark>mori leaves due to ghostling stalkers>debuts as indie vtuber devilbox>ina quits and joins nijisanji as their official panda illustrator>ame vanishes from the public eye, never to be heard from again>holoen disbands.>nene smiles as she sips our tears>the glory of holoJP has been restoreda mysterious "amwatson" is spotted in the hlgg minecraft server
>>27878364Why is Arkantos posted so often in /hlgg/. Nobody remembers rhis faggot. His sons campaign was so much better
>>27877740I haven't gone to bed yet, I'm not narrative fagging though.
OK, about to sleep and I want to dream about gura please post some chunny
>>27878390>>gura bleeds subs due to the memes she did back thenYou mean her old fans find her new channel and her subs explode?
>>27878389whacking it to kiara's roommate
>>27878386Using condoms is disgusting anyway.
>>27878389Kiara
Where are the schedules?
>>27877476https://files.catbox.moe/zxw3wl.mp4
>>27878308Both are good, I think that one works better as a standalone and this one benefits from the contrast a lot.
>>27878223Latinx
>>27878390Ogey
>>27878380Why not Ina's video?
>>27878420In a day or two
>>27878420You need to member to know Kiarae lmaooooo
>>27878168From that casual V pose, I imagine 10 seconds before this pic, Ame blew the straw wrapper at the viewer like a blowdart. I'd draw a comic if I could do more than stickmen.
>>27878129Is it possible to save it as jpg?
>>27878340How can one reaper be so based?
>>27878392>Nobody remember this faggot>protagonist of 3 campaigns on Vanilla>God in exp>face of AoMCope Castorkek
ame.... send me a sign.... is a stream coming....?
>>27878401
Gura numbers is plateauing is this the end of Hololive EN?
>Your oshi>Your favorite Dadrock bandAmeRush
poorfag here, I watch Gura and Kiara the most, who among them has the better membership content?
>>27877755Here bro
>>27878437top left > File > Import
>>27878390*ahem* Fuck nene. She'll leak all the holoen coordinates.
>>27878380https://youtu.be/mT_U7H3R9sI
>>27878454>slows down to sub-15k a day when she isn't streaming, which happens at least twice a weekGRADUATION SOON
>>27877755not fanart but a pretty good picture none the less
>>27877951I just want you to know that I appreciate this, Anon.
>>27878390Holy based
>>27878460I think Gura has more shit planned for her membership from what I know. Kiara only has the movie watch alongs right now.t.Chicken Member
>>27878458Ina Pink FloydMeddle
I'm unironically watching HERs last twitch stream (the spongebob ones). I miss Gura so much bros, such a bundle of fun.
10 minutes into salman hunting and Gura makes this face at you.What do you do?
>>27878494I'm pretty sure Gura is fat IRL. You can hear when she claps her hands.
>>27878490Yah Kiara is still in transition dealing with the new place and having to use manager-sans place for streams in the meantime, so she has less khantent for now
>>27878495My brain is telling me kiss but my body is telling me rape
This is a picture of the famous R.Rat. You will be filled with stamina upon viewing it. Have a good night
>>27878390I havent been able to connect to the server since this morning after i got the blacklisted client message in the resource server
>>27878495Feed her the salmon we caught.
>>27878458>Gura>David bowie
>>27878495Stick a salman into her mouth.
>>27878460gura has only done two members-only streams. the muse dash one was pretty much the same as the two public ones but she was a little more relaxed and talkative. the movie watchalong was wonderful, the comfiest stream i have ever watched and one of my favorite gura streams ever. if you like her sense of humor and her random comments then you'll probably really enjoy it. i don't have kiara's membership so i can't really give you a comparison.
>>27878516ogey
>>27878002You guys better be counting your blessings that chicken is here.She began networking the second the collab ban was lifted, establishing good rapport with HoloJP veterans like Subaru and Marine, planning out more collab opportunities with her senpais, and possibly serving as a translator for future collabs. This bridge between EN and JP would've been impossible to build if all five of them were introverts.
>>27878507Her claps are tiny, what do you mean? Also her voice isn't breathy like a fat person's would be.
It's fucking weird to think that this is what cover expected from EN, seeing how they all had "100k subscribers" as a goal in their debuts.
>>27878520What's your favorite Bowie personality?
>>27878223Definitely flip
>>27878436>blew the straw wrapper at the viewer like a blowdartFuck, I thought I was the only one that did that.
>>27878507Her claps so sounds like she has little tiny baby hands
>>27878518At least you can play on the HoloEN server Ame
>>27878529Her claps have a sloppy, meaty sound to them, and not every overweight person has a fat voice. I know tons of fat people who sound hot as fuck and then you see them and they're square jawed hambeasts.
>>27878458>Your oshiAme>Your favorite Dadrock bandI'm not a walking fossil.
>>27878507That's not her hands she's slapping, anon...
>>27878458AmeliaRadiohead
>>27878494I want her to play the Spongebob game as Gura
>>27878129you guys are alright
>>27878458Isn't all rock dad rock?
>>27878458AmeBob Dylan
>>27877602>>27877678>>27877717She's a lot better now that she's not limiting her vocal range to do the uwu talk.
>>27878507ogey
>>27878530Is it though? Literally everyone was doomposting
>>27878560Are you saying she's abusing her boyfriend? Shit, we uncover everything.
>>27878356I still love this one. It popped up right after her really bad Minecraft stream and Kiara had to take a break before superchats and was on twitter looking at fanart to cheer up.
>>27878458MoriGuns N Roses (There were NO ALBUMS after Illusion II)
>>27878539It's gotta be aladdin sane
>>27878516>R.Rat>not R.RATYou have provided us with fake rations. How dare you.
When’s the next stream? I’m working night shift and BORED AS SHIT
>>27878458amedoes xtc count as dad rock?
I hope Kiara does a Cups cover
>>27878516https://files.catbox.moe/xjxv0z.webm
>>27878530Imagine how fucking comfy it would have been though.
i love this rrat
>>27878603They count as boring.
https://streamable.com/dt3jzo
>>27878458gurapink floyd
>>27877741Still PG-13
>>27878589For me it's the Thin White Duke>>27878561Was about to say Radiohead wasn't dadrock, but it totally is now
narrative: gura and ame bonded and became friends over their shared love of 50's and 60's era music
>>27878560This, she is in fact slapping wet ass of her wife, Ame
>>27878611Yeah, imagine being able to interact with the vtuber instead of the chat blazing past at the speed of light.
>>27878601AS of right now? 8 hours till kiara minecraft. Three of them haven't released schedules yet.
>your favorite Mori song>your favorite kanye west album
>>27878611the chats would be decent
>>27878625it's true, that's what they listen to on the discord music bot while they are masturbating together in voice chat
>>27878577It is, you just had to look at how many EOPs were already watching the JPs and how popular subs channels are. The doomposting was always retarded. Not to mention the english speaking audience is like 100 times bigger.
>>27878625narrative: gura and ame bonded and became friends over their shared love of 50's and 60's era men
>>27877898Gura literally can't remember her own character age.
>>27878634I should go listen to a bunch of POWER remixes
>>27878223Xeno
>>27878198It confused me he wouldn't just narrative himself that she's just doing it to put on a face and actually secretly hates coco if he cares that much
>Your least favorite HoloID member>Thoughts on surveyposting less than 600 posts inDon't watch enough ID to form an opinionIt's better than schizo posting at least
>>27878571Blonde on Blonde?
>>27878458GuraQueen
>>27878634Live againI don't listen to Kanye
>>27878611Yeah, in that way it would've been good, but I'm glad they are so succesful anyway.
>>27878633FUCKKKKK
>>27878458GuraThe Doors
>>27878617What the actual fuck put a warning on that shit now I need a drink
>>27878611have hope! if EN gen 2 becomes a thing, viewership will drop on gen 1 and chat will become at least a bit more bearable
>>27878621https://files.catbox.moe/pfoph4.webmNot when she starts making jokes about people being run over by a combine, kek
>>27878621I don't get the pushback against the "she's for kids" narrative. Pewdiepie swears and kids love him. She is like a cuter and funnier version of Pewdiepie.
>>27878644i was never worried that they would be unpopular. i was worried that they would suck.
was watching ame's Japanese VOD and noticed a lot of chat REEing when she opened duolingo. it almost seemed like a borderline etiquette breach why is it so despised, teamates?
>>27878623Based
>>27878634The original version of C UHomecoming
>>27878530i didn't expect it to flop. I did kinda expect 5 pokimanes or something equally as bad
BOOBA!
>>27878458AmeGenesis
>>27878634>Live Again>Graduation
>>27878494>HER telling chat to remember to hydrate as she's drinking BacardiBros I don't think Gura is really hydrating all the time.....
>>27878223She's an American mongrel
>>27877826Fuck yeah this is the best version
>>27878687Because you won't learn Japanese from it
>>27878625Ride on Time was playing in one of Ame's old Twitch clips. Makes me wonder if Ame was the one who introduced the song to Gura.
>>27878634DeadbeatsGraduation
takodraw anon...
>>27878658>iofi, never got into her. moona is fun and risu is cute and sexy when she wants to be>dont care. its dead hours anyway
>>27878649Shit, I started forgetting how old I was at 32. I can't imagine trying to remember at around 9900
>>27878695I actually like the Phil Collins stuff sometimes
>>27878719cute tanko
>>27878634>Live Again>Late Registration
>>27878634Dead BeatsLate Registration
>>27878695>Genesis
>>27878458AmeliaLed Zeppelin
>>27878677I wonder how many people here are going to betray their oshis for a Gen 2 girl. You know there's gonna be some unloyal faggots here who do it.
>>27877854play minecraft until you pass out
>>27878738Dangerously based. For me it's Led Zeppelin IV
>>27878634live againgraduation
>>27878687Never tried jap with it, but watching people try to learn english with it, it seems full of small mistakes.
>>27878684Yeah, that can I understand it took me a few streams to get used to it. It was like watching dubs.
>>27878719Whats this tanko meme?
>>27878753oh i was sold instantly, i was just worried before the debuts.
>>27878634>Deadbeats>Lift yourself
>>27878739There's no way Gen 2 can stack up to Gen 1, people will stay loyal.
>>27878761Ina tank every attack on minecraft stream
>>27878739Numberfags will all jump ship because Gura will likely have already hit 1million.
>RUSHIA DMing AmeliaThis feels even more random and weird than Gura+ShionWhat could they talk about? How could they collab with the language barrier? Their personalities are so different too
>>27878753>watching dubs
>>27878779Anon, Gura is literally going to hit 1mil this week. Way before Gen 2 will be a thing.
>>27878739oh 100%, on the bright side it'll thin the herd of unloyal shits from our oshis
Takos. Do NOT CLICK.
>>27878784The collab gf experience
>>27878719My autisms trying to place that hull
>>27878458AmeThe beach boys
>>27878739i will never leave gura.
Would you a tall flat Mori, or a short stack Gura
>>27878774Ina as a RPG Tank standing on a Tako Tank holding a regular RPG when?
>>27878390Where can I find this doxx shit hit me up I need to know if Polka is as hot as she sounds
>>27878753No one expected them to get girls this high spec, much less for them to be ones who've managed to avoid any major scandals.
>>27878749Same. Every songs a banger, especially THAT one
>>27878774tank you.
>>27878801AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
>>27878801Man ive got some nice legs
>>27878784Rushia will teach Ame how to milk supacha properly
>>27878739I survived the doxxposting, i don't see myself dripping my oshi any time soon unless she literally kills puppies on camera or something.
>>27877381Based
>>27878801OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>27878801Literally me
>>27878685Most people here don't have kids or young siblings I guess. They're vulgar as hell and only tone it down around strangers and adults.
>>27878739It would be very hard. They would need to have Blonde hair and red/green/blue eyes at the very least, so I could get lost looking into their eyes...
>>27878784>What could they talk about?HOW DO I GET THESE FUCKING SEANIGGERS TO LEAVE ME ALONE?I DON'T KNOW I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A YEAR
>>27878739Good, more oshi for me
>>27878784She has experience handling goslings.
>>27878820You know. I'm gonna listen to it before I hit the sack
>>27878814Tall flat Mori. Tall is my one true weakness.
>>27878830Bubba...
>>27878801He fucked your oshi and there is nothing you can do about it
>>27878831UUOOOGGGGHHH IMM CHUMMINGGGGG
>>27878327Based
>>27878801 RTX Off>>27877480 RTX On*Clap*NEXT MEME
Is it possible for EN Gen 2 to have all of its members with roomates like Gura's so we can avoid Gosling fags breaking down once they see how their oshi looks irl (Deadbeats got annoying once they saw Mori's roomate's boobas)
>>27878458KiaraLed zeppelin
>>27878784Desk destruction techniques
>>27878792I don't like dubs, makes normal stuff sound cringeworthy, that's why the comparisson. I'm glad they aren't just dubbed JPs and do their own westernized thing.
>>27878458>Amelia>The EaglesThey count as dad rock now right?
>>27878687Duolingo is fucking awful for SRS learning. It doesn't push the user enough and it's not knowledgeable, but because it's packaged and presented in such a digestible way (You will LEARN how to speak this language in less than a year!) that it's the language equivalent to a toddler putting blocks in their corresponding holes. There's a reason why Wanikani + Bunpro + Satori Reader are much better choices for those who want that "app experience" that isn't making your own anki decks. They force you to type in your answers, no multiple choice garbage, or just straight up proper learning, plus they're curated and updated by people who actually give a shit about the language.
>>27878866>heBut it's a picture of me anon...
>>27878866I would have remembered if I did that, but I also don't remember only doing leg day. Is this photoshop?
>>27878814Mori without a doubt. Tits ain't really my thing anyways, but tall girls make me weak
>>27878844This has to be it. It doesn't seem like delusion, I think people just genuinely don't have any experience with children (probably a good thing). Sex jokes and jokes about running people over with a combine doesn't make her not kid friendly.
>>27878830Gura's about to kill a dog in a couple hours
>>27878888Eagles are definitely dadrock
>>27878859>that Gura with the hoodie slipping off her bare shoulderWhoever drew that knows what's up.
>>27878898ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>27878458GuraAsia
>>27878739I'm not leaving my boy! I'll follow her career and watch her grow
>>27878601Luna RFA in 1.5 hours. Haachama return in 3.5. Suisei 3D live in 5.5. You should be able to enjoy those even if you are an EOP.
>>27878859Woah that's a good Ina
>>27878784Made me check the archive. Holy shit.
>>27878875Its just not possible. The vast majority of people who are qualified and talented enough for the positions are guaranteed to have social media presence that is traceable in some way, its just the way things are. Gura having strong Opsec is an anomaly and not a norm
>>27878830I have bad news...
god this thread is shitethe deadest hours
Alright. Enough is enough. For every 10 minutes we don't get a new schedule I'm gonna dislike a random HoloEN video
Now with the real question:Is gura wearing underwear?
At this rate if HoloEn Gen 2 introduces an Opera singing Holo i wouldnt even be surprised
>>27878801i look pretty good with some kickers, i gotta say
>>27878784>rushia DMd her a giant wall of text in JapaneseAbsolute stacy move but imagine being Ame when that happens
>>27878929her tail makes it impossible to pull normal underwear up high enough for it to stay on.
>>27878928Anon no! Think of the Cover!
>>27878458GuraPink Floyd
>>27878909Interesting choice Chumbud
>>27878784When did she mention this?
>>27878634I don't listen to either
>>27878263>>27878425Was thinking of setting these both as my wallpaper earlier. Just have it slideshow every half day.
>>27877882cute
>>27878930What about a mute like they have in VRchat? The mystery of whether it's a boy or a girl will be tantalizing.
>>27878889arigathanks for the detailed reply chumbudbut what is "SRS" in this context? 4chan has taught me two meanings for "SRS" and one for "srs" and none seem applicable here
>>27877720Korone does 24 hour streams a bit but they're broken up in chunks with 15 minute breaks or so. Might be cover shit
after watching that I'm questioning if the recovering alcoholic is even a narrative.
>>27878929
>>27878633You mean 32 hours. Minecraft's 11PM JST Tuesday, that's 10AM EST Tuesday, 7AM PST Tuesday.
>>27878649Forgetting your age is normal. Forgetting whether any mammal can become human if they study or humans are just born like that is an entirely different thing.
>>27878460I liked Kiara's watchalong, good movie + apparently Kiara and her mom loved LOTR a lotGura has the Muse Dash streams and the Ghostbusters watchalong.t. has memberships for both Gura and Kiara
What are the chances that someone from gen2 surpasses Gura?
>>27878930Give me my screamo chuuba Yagoo.
>>27878949During Rushia's marshmellow stream. You can find a (poorly translated) video online.
>>27878020just download R and use ggplot
>>27878784>two of the strongest rage monsters in HoloI want to add Noel during her peak Dark Souls streams to make this a perfect trio
>>27878390
>>27878739Unless they find someone even more tomboy then Mori that's unlikely.
>>27878966It was never a narrative.
>>27878929Once 3D model comes out (if ever) we find out, for now bare shark cunny fantasy lives on
>>27878859Kansai drift tanko
>>27878875The number of young, talented performers on Youtube/Twitch that also have very little personal information attached to their personas is vanishingly small. Gura was just a wild anomaly in every sense of the word.Remember, they stopped teaching stranger danger on the internet and netiquette shortly after 2000, so most people have willingly thrown their information everywhere online.
>>27878889Yeah. Multiple choice is an awful way to learn
I missed Gura's ghostbuster stream. Was it good?Any timestamp I should check
>>27878930>Opera singer Holo in Gen 2>Collabs with Mori to cover Libera Me From Hell
>>27878859Perry-chan kawaii...
>>27878938Probably just copy paste it to a manager and ask em to translate
>Listening to auto generated playlist based on our boi DD on spotify>New song begins>"I wannna beeee a cooowbooy baby!"Every fucking one of these girls old personas are appearing in recommended lists everywhere, it's all interlinked
>>27878987Why is she so evil bros
>>27879006i loved it and i think you should watch the whole thing.
>>27878702>>27878831>yfw once Gura hits 1 million subs she celebrates and tells chat Atlanteans hydrate with alcohol and laughs about chat thinking it was water the whole time.
>>27878739My oshi is in Gen 2 of JP.
>>27878987The villain of hololive
>>27878100We already talked about it during the stream, I underestimated how many new SEAnigs were around
>>27878949>>27878918Shit subtitles but you get the idea https://youtu.be/cZ0n2-gOxXE
>>27878634Dead BeatsMy Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
>>27878929spats
>>27878784Man, Amelia is getting the really bizarre picks of the other Hololive girls, isn't she? Choco, Kanata, Polka, and now Rushia
>>27878875I still don't get this narrative. We had pics of devilish lot casting well before the boob pics, they were there from like day one. Was I just not around for those threads or something?
>>27878971Oh fuck todays tomorrow
>>27878978In talent and entertainment value? Easily will surpass her. In subscriber count? Highly doubt it
>>27878978Very low, Gura is now the face of HoloEN, other girls will grow but Gura will always have that number 1 spot unless she gets into some serious controversy.
>>27879018She's the evil corporation CEO you see in movies and video games.
>>27878978None
>>27878929https://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/2617070160230107964/models/1965250579390772697
>>27878784They are not gonna collab, Rushia just mentioned talking once with Watson and never again because she cant understand japanese.Dont get your hopes up.
Why do we call Moona the architect
>>27878495pull pants down and press my puckering anus against her tongue
>>27879065UUOOOOHHHHHH
>>27878784Rushia is going to teach Amelia how to milk dicks properly as part of her gfe training.
>>27878963Spaced Repetition System. It's a learning technique that's recalling "information" upon repeated exposure after certain periods of time (frequently at first, then occasionally, and then once in a while) that solidifies it into a person's memory. It's gospel in any sort of language study, since it works.
>>27879079Because she designs buildings
>>27878739I expect even higher level girls for gen 2, so yes, I'm sure some people will change their oshis. Maybe even (you)
>ina seen chatting with her manager quite a lot and mods her chat religiously >Ame brings up her manager a fair amount>kiaras manager let her fucking live with her and use her pcGotta admit the holoEN managers seem a step up above the JP ones, at least they do -something-
Is the teamup calendar official or not?https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>27878926Cunnybro...
>>27878633I thought the MC stream was supposed to be on tuesday, did she update her schedule?
>>27879107>>27878971
>>27878859>Any one of the girls who secretly come here might have been one of these artistsSit on that narrative for a while.
>>27878634>Live Again>GraduationHome Coming in particular is one of my favorite Kanye songs. Funny coincidence that both songs are a bit against the grain from their usual style.
>>27879093I wish more managers would mod the chat.
>>27877876That's a good thing, ligma is garbage.
>>27879077I can't wait for the upcoming broken engrish collab era to BTFO out of this narrative
>>27878634>Live Again>The College Dropout
>>27879033Anon, they don’t have to be new to shit up the thread. They’ll do it anyway. We will never be safe from awful dead hours until the SEA rangeban comes, and even then the other shitposters will still shitpost.
>>27877876What's Ligma?
>>27879095it's not official, but it tends to be better than the official calendar. it's maintained by one (or more?) anons from this thread based on the schedules and schedule updates the girls post.
>>27879123do you honestly want that to happen ?That would be so akward for both parties involved, dont think it would be much fun
Watame sang Dragon night yesterday, so I just had to make this https://files.catbox.moe/kfyp6b.mp4Something to enliven up the stream drought today. youtube alt upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGhDp8xO9Q
>>27878985Dafok. Those 3 together something bad is bound to happen.
>>27877478>>27877479>>27877602>>27877448>>27877920>>27878132>>27878573>>27878831>>27878993>>27879101I can't wait to collab with her dayo
>>27879144Horrendous disease that takes the lives of countless thots.
>>27877876>>27879119What's ligma?
>>27879079She's building the moon on JP Minecraft
>>27879146>NOOOO they have to be able to understand what they're sayingNope, still cute.
>>27879170Haven seen you around here for a while, Pikamee
>>27879045these threads move so fast and bring in so many new people that history is completely forgotten and thread culture changes on a weekly basis.
Hmm... Narratives, deleted doxposts, scent of lonliness.../hlgg/ thread, gotta be...
>get a call to go fix a leaking ceiling>arrive and there's trash and clothes everywhere including a collection of bottles filled with suspicious yellow liquid>the client has a familiar voice
What % of Gura's personality is fake?
>https://twitter.com/betanonbeet/status/1317826502348533761AMELIA?!
>>27879175ligma toes
>>27879146They just have to make uguu noises at each other for 66 minutes and watch the akasupas pour in.
>>27879188I love this.
>>27879199All of it
>>27878987The Doxtor aka The EN Destructor
>>27879199in general i believe that the more loudly she is talking, the faker. but she's never all that fake.
>>27879146>get to hear 2 holos attempt to communicate and fail, falling back to elementary level vocab for both languages mixed with grunting and noisesSounds based to me.
>>27879079It's a riff off of another meme. Long story short because she eats alot
>>27878458MoriELO
>>27879209>collabs>making money You don't get how this works at all huh?
>>27879113i choose to believe the ame chibi in the top middle was drawn by ame herself
>>27879199Same % as your average person
>>27879170I rather have a lolicon like Pikamee get her hands on Shark cunny over a menhera like Festival
>>27879146It could be pekomoona levels of kino too, you never know.
Which collabs would pull the most viewers for each girl? You can't choose the same JP for multiple ENs.Ame <> HaachamaGura <> CocoIna <> SenchouMori <> WatameKiara <> Pekora
>>27879237>collabs>not making moneyThis isn't nijisanji, anon.
>>27879199Personality?
going through ina's twitter and she used derped, how much of a boomer is she..
>>27879199When she pauses her words, or does a fake laughter. Maybe 40%.
>>27878460I liked Kiara's watchalong better, but Gura also has a Muse Dash stream. My advice is to get both and cancel one if you feel like it's not worth it
>>27879170please tell me all about it in great detail.
>>27878739depends on their design and voice
>>27879199Wont know until she does a drinking stream.
>>27879199All of it till she gets drunk again
>>27878784>What could they talk about?Their hatred of SEAniggers.
>>27878784Can Rushia even understand conversational English?
>>27879170She should quit VOMS and join HoloEN gen 2, it's the metagame now and she has the skills.
>>27879256Ok zoomer
>>27879145Ok, thanks.Also thank you to the anon maintaining it if you're reading this.
>>27879018>>27879032>>27879224Quick rundown? Did she dox other holos?
>>27878978The same chance that someone would surpass Fubuki eventually
>>27879044Choco and Kanata mentioned her too?
>>27879281TMSK... Tomoe...
>>27879274GO HOME
>>27879188based
>>27879146>That would be so akward for both parties involved, dont think it would be much funThis is literally the only reason anyone wants to see a EN/JP collab. Cuteness through awkward conversation.
>>27879287She doxxed her entire gen
>>27879281she won't be Pikamee anymore if she quitted VOMS though
Can Gura collab with my best friend cat first? It's not much, but I want Fubuki to be "repaid" or "respected" for what she does to keep Hololive happy.
>>27879302I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI NEED YOU
>>27879227I think you can deliver true thoughts in over the top ways.
>>27879199She's definitely not a shark so 100%
>>27879236Surprisingly based for a Deadbeat
Do you think Ina check every #inacademy post?
>>27879319Kiss her shoes first, peasant.
>>27879199Most of it are just (voice) acting. We all should wait until her drinking streams.
Kiara when she collabs with CEO
>>27879248At least she'd properly appreciate her, instead of spitting her like chewing gum.
>>27879327i agree, but i think that in her case specifically, she turns on her public speaking voice in concert with leaning more heavily on the shark girl character and being less relaxed and open.
>>27878390>spoilerpics or you're a faggot
>>27879319Isn't Fubuki planning some HoloEN collabs already?
>>27879044Is Ame's Watchaama image been cleared in japan?
>>27879351what?
>>27879319I feel like Gura is going to collab with Marine first before anyone else.
>>27879347haven't checked the threads today cause no stream really happened. the fuck's going on?
>>27879351it's a hypothetical situation u idiot
>>27879310>Nipbros: I didn't understand it, but it was cute>Kaigainikki: I didn't understand it, but it was cuteThe ultimate UNITY
>>27879319Gura doing a collab with Fubuki after hitting 1 million first probably won’t happen immediately due to Senpai respect, but maybe in month or so.
>>27879347please supanenechi...have mercy...
>>27879347FUCK HYPERNENECHI!https://files.catbox.moe/5n5wsm.mp4
>>27879199What personality
>>27878223These type of high pitched forced loli voice are always asian american
>>27879351Anonchama...
>>27879369doxxer Nenechi collab with chicken
>>27878687duolingo is an actual meme, there was even an article where the CEO or creator or some shit of duolingo straight up admitted that it's not a good way to learn a language
>>27879188whens the tw3 stream?
>>27879312Wait I missed this tea
>>27879314Just reincarnate her into Chu UU.
>>27879377Aloe...
>>27879377Sex......
>>27878223Korean-Finnish hybrid. She was the Queen of the Ancient Finnish hyperkingdom and the Korean empire
>>27879337Yes
FBK and Dog collab with Gura once all 3 of them reach 950k... to see who reaches 1mil first with the collab boost
>>27879151Confused me for a second but why is there an English and Japanese version of this song?
>>27879377>are you leadyEvery time
>>27879377CEO of sex...
>>27879347I'm a newfag, how the fuck did Nene manage to doxx her genmates?
>tfw missed the chance to be a gen1 homostar>unless I start actively working towards being eligible now, I will never be a gen2 either
>>27879369Nene was the one who leaked Aloe's information, which may or may not have been on purpose.
>>27879377Aloes assassination always makes me feel bad when I think about it.She was my style.
>>27879414did her self exile to atlantis cause the two hypernations to fall apart and go to war?
>>27879426Lurk more you fucking retard
>>27879387Nooooo, it's not forced. it's HER, you can't say that nooooooo!
>>27879427There won't be a Gen 2 because Gen 1 will flop
>>27879427Is there any market for them in the west?
>>27879426>I'm a newfagYes you are
>>27879377third one is cute. is she on break too?
>>27879377>birthday>birthday160cm is a good birthday
>>27878458FubukiGenesis
>>27879424This is your new CEO of sex now...https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84992430
>>27879440I've lurked pleanty but nobody really brings it up.
>>27878223Bugman
>>27879377aloe...
>>27879445No
>>27879377aloe....
>>27879199>Gura>personality
>>27878492>>27878619>>27878695>>27878738>>27878811>>27878945excellent taste
>>27879433They had bad blood between behind the scenes so it's very possible she did it on purpose. I just hope Amelia doesn't get on her bad side. Nene gives no fucks.
>>27879455the archive exists for a reason
>>27879445Only people who want to cuckpost about the girls
>>27879377Who's the pink one with horns? Did she never take off like the others?
Has anyone made fanart of Mori with Death of the endless yet?
>>27879422The same band made both EN & JP versions of the song. Also, the track audio is split in stereo mode so if you listen to it with headphones it'll be more pleasant to the ear
>>27879427If you're talented and can fake/have enthusiasm and drive, you can probably skip some of the requirements like that streaming one.
>>27879476Nene gonna get revenge for Nanking and kill all of HoloEN!
>>27878965youtube won't archive anything over 10 hours
>>27879483
>>27879476Meds. Take them.
I'm still mad that Inacademy won over Tentaclass. Tentaclass was so much better.
>>27879483Nene graduated her
>>27879476oh god please, not again... Ame doesn't deserve it :(
>>27879480I don't even know when it happened, finding it in the archives sounds like a pain in the ass.
Imagine Holostars EN debut with a character designed by asanagi >Hey hey people[/spolier]
>>27879487it's really painful on headphones because the two recordings are HARD panned all the way to the sides, and there's a noticeable phase difference between the two backing tracks.
>>27879483uhhh
>>27879446kek you bastard
>>27879256are you 12
>>27878458InaJourney
>>27879510>can't even search "nene doxxed" in the archivesngmi, stick to r*ddit
>>27879452Where's the bush?
>>27879514sseth isn't stupid enough to join a fucking idle group. He even said he hates streaming
>>27879420c-cute
>>27878347Kek.Only good answer too this question so far.
>>27877755Bit late to the party but here's my submission.
HolostarsEN won't work because male youtubers like pewdiepie and markiplier already dominate the zoomer Youtube space. They have nothing unique to offer to Westerners unlike HoloEN.
>>27879510Jesus christ
>>27879420will never happen but would be incredible
man I miss the gen3 sex tapes narrative
>>27879514
Gura has no personality
>>27879567SHUT UP BARRACUDA GO BACK TO /hlg/
>>27879556This is what everyone said about potential holoEN before as well then now were here
>>27877808same anon, at least i have HER streams to keep me company
>>27879566What would happen if they introduced a black hololive?
>>27879567everyone's got a personality! even you have one, anon
>>27879599fuare...
>>27879556And I imagine that every fujo there is in the west are busy spilling their spaghetti to BTS.
Hello?! Chumkeks?!
Teamates, last time the schedule went up 30 minutes after I went to sleep. I'll take one for the team again. Enjoy in 30 minutes
>>27879591Female streamers that aren't twitch thots are not that popular on Youtube. HoloEN occupies a new space which is why they're growing so fast. The same will not happen for Homostars
>>27879599they would get less support than the others, and then would complain about racism for getting less support than the others, and hololive would be ruined
>>27877808her voice is really magical. i am very grateful to have the opportunity to hear so much of it.
>>27879531>hitomifucking kek
>>27878175that's why you shill your work on /ic/ or just make it as a hobby
>>27879567Watch more than the group collabs or 5 minutes of one of her videos.
>>27878458MoriQueenBut I enjoy all the other bands that have been posted as well.
>Check out today's asacoco since the english captions are out>Ever since April she herself has been subbing the videos>See thisNARRATIVEBROS?
>Ame has a roof leak>Gura is a alcoholic>Mori is a workaholic>Ina is Canadian>Kiara is a birdbrainHololiveEN gen 2 when?
>>27879607Fuego...
>>27879255>>27879378>>27879469go back dogfucker
>>27878634>Deadbeats>Late Registration
>>27879581I worry she is turning a bit too much into a catchphrase machine. Breaking away from horror games for a bit might really help.
>>27879635she was shitposting here
>>27879377...eolA
>>27879614*Looks down* Hello Coco, how are things in the 700K range?
>>27879635SHE'S HERE!
>>27879620Thanks for your hard work Ame.
>>27879620Goodnight bro. I'm hitting the sack as well
>>27879614Jesus christ that growthWas this all part of Yagoo's plan?
>>27879567don't you have a dog to fuck?
>>27879445I doubt it desuGoing by the strict reasoning of why I assume most people watch v-tubers, attraction to the v-tuber, that just leaves gay weebs and yaoi obsessed girls, the latter of which I imagine don't watch vidya streams all that much, so attracting them would mostly be through them being exposed to clips and literally being attracted to start watching. Maybe some female JP viewers might watch because they like white men, though that's not really the western market at that point>>27879491I think the biggest problem will be creating a large enough audience within a short enough period of time to show that you have a personality/style that people like and want to watch, which I would assume is one of Cover's top priorities when talent scouting>>27879514I've been told once or twice I sound like Sseth/Mandalore >>27879599 and plenty of times that they thought I was black
>>27879531I still feel bad for Hitomi, made poor choices in an attempt to audition and it all came back to bite her in the ass.
>>27879635WTF I LOVE THIS BITCH
>>27879556Talent is always appreciated even if you're male. If you sing like Bruno Mars, you'll be able to overturn the debuff. Not very likely though.
>>27879641>Ina is CanadianJesus Christ. I keep trying to forget, but I just can't.
>>27879609that res is infuriating
>>27878784>RushiaHoly shit she's gonna teach her the true GFE way, goslings are fucking done, even poorfags will be selling their houses for supachat money
>>27879614if you think this will last even 1 week you are very delusional
>>27879648>turningShe's already there.
EN Gen 2 members will all be SEAniggers, the best way to push the schizo SEAmonkeys away from our Gen 1 oshis
>>27879641These are supposed to be negative points? Maybe you should go back to watching regular anime if you can appreciate some imperfections.
>>27879347Supernenechi arigatou~Supernenechi dayo~
>>27879635is it possible? could reddit dragon really be... 4chan dragon?
>>27879635Wait a darn second...
>>27878458MoriThe rolling stones
>>27879636Why doesn't Ina get a negative reaction from being an memelord?
>>27878458MoriKing Crimson
>>27879377https://files.catbox.moe/zvj80r.webmWon't forget Sex!
>>27879635b-but you told me she was reddit....
THERE IS SEX
>>27879691>if you canif you can't
Carrying Watchama to bed and tucking her in!
>>27879701Because she's not one?
>>27879686Okay fair, but it's really lame and a waste of talent. Can't say it hasn't been wildly successful though.
>>27879635SHES HERE HOLY SHIT
>>27879713let's goooooo.
>>27879719Fucking really?
>>27879635>yfw Coco-Kaichou was arguing with Chinese bugmen here and spamming the Tiananmen Square pasta
>>27879713Aloe...
>>27879635wtf, nobody outside of 4channel actually says or even knows of kinothis is hard evidenceshe practically dyed her hair green and stamped a clover on her forehead100% undeniable proof right here
>>27879691I don't know man roof leaks are pretty bad. That's not something you can easily forget about.
>>27879671>why I assume most people watch v-tubers, attraction to the v-tuberif that's all you're getting out of v-tubers you should probably find something else to do
>>27879635All along.. the reddit dragon was protecting us by pulling the attention and retards away from us..
>>27879696>>27879711>>27879635maybe we were reddit all along
>>27879635>Has mastered the arts of reddit and 4chanhow can one dragon be so powerful?
Who even has a BREAD CLOSET...?
>>27879635HOLY FUCKING BASED CRINGEKINO
>>27878784I'm scared of how powerful her GFE will become with Rushia as a teacher.
>>27879635>it's real
>>27879735I FUCKING LOVE YOU COCO
>>27879620Ame members post up, thanks dude
>>27879730
>>27879742I've seen it a lot on twitter
>>27879635>cringekinogod fucking damnit Coco stop destroying my sides
>>27879567Anon has no personality and that's why he'll never make it!
fellow teamates, what are u guys voting on for that member post?
>>27879377I still have hope that Algae will return.
>>27879635DO WE NO LONGER HATE REDDIT DRAGON NOW CUS SHE LURKS HERE???!!!
>>27879614I’m slightly worried one of the the reasons Gura was getting so many subs was because of HER’s 30 million+ video leaking over. The video was deleted last week so I don’t know anymore.
>>27879751She's dumb and forgot the word 'pantry'
>>27879672>made poor choicesThat's an interesting way to say she conned someone and then tried to blackmail them into silence all while being underage.
>>27879777probably the first just because archives are good
>>27879635There's no way Coco herself writes the subtitles, she can't even write an English sentence without making grammatical mistakes.That said, SHE'S HERE
>>27879781>The video was deleted last week so I don’t know anymore.wait what?
>>27879635>You probably quoted Coco>Coco probably quoted you
>>27879769Oh shit I've not seen that image macro in a long fucking time.
>>27879777chatting, she sucks at accents
I fucking love this bitch.
>>27879730Too big
>>27879766>learning accents>or>listening to fallout ost and chattingI can't decide bros...
>>27878129>>27877480Wait since when do we get aggie on /hlgg/? I'm not complaining, but will this be a regular thing? What happened to cause this?
>>27879777chatting sounds good
>>27879794I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>27879794God i wish i reply every post with i hate coco...
>>27879786yeah it's hard to choose between both, but archived stream swayed me a bit
>>27879635Wasn't the original tream at least 1hour long?
>>27879807What does the first one even mean?
>>27879785>UnderageWell I didn't know that factoid, thanks for informing me.
>>27879772yeah but no one on twitter uses "cringekino"
>>27879635Ahh... you were at my side all along...
>>27879791The collab account was scrubbed anon. Don’t know why.
>>27879780No. Just like all reddit tourists, we hate her even more now because she has the audacity be reddit AND be on this board.
>>27879635>Ever since April she herself has been subbing the videosEverytime she writes in english her sentences are full of mistakes, no way she subs those videos herself
>>27879777>fellow teamatesNice try, Ame
>>27879635>Ame, Kiara, Mori, probably Ina, Coco and some other JP girls all use 4chanJesus, is everyone here actually just one of the girls or a cover employee?!
>>27879777The second option not being archived is the only thing making me hesitate...
Vote for John Wick 2 &3 niggers. We get 2 movie watchalongs instead of one.
>>27877448Nice touch with that subtitles' font.
Coco was falseflagging as bugmanYouJustKnow
>>27879742nah kino already leaked outsidecringekino on the other hand...
>>27879777Accents sounds funny, I was actually going to ask her to do a british only stream in a marshmallow.
>>27879807what the fuck is "learning accents"
>>27879777Voted for the chat. Sounds comfy, but chances are probably that I'd miss it
>>27879835>wethere's no "we", faggot
>>27879789>>27879836In one of her zatsudans, coco said that one of the main reasons why she relegated asacoco v.3 to M-W-F was because making subtitles every day was pretty fucking exhausting.
>>27879745That's not what I'm in it for, but it's what I assume most people are in it for. I don't think most people who are watching have strictly platonic feelings when it comes to v-tubersI personally enjoy watching them stream for their personalities, it's comfy and fun and all 5 of their personalities offer something different, from Ine and Ame with their relatively chill streams, Gura being a smug dummy with ADHD, Mori being an autistic dudebro to gigastacy chicken. These threads are also a large contributor to the fun of watching them
>>27878230poorfag. sorry
>>27879735>For 3 whole weeks all she has done was shitpost on /pol/ and /jp/ about how much she hates ccp bugmenMustve been a nice vacation when her comeback stream had her shitpost game at tip top shape
So we will get /hlgg/ meme review next?
>>27879635>coco is the "I hate this bitch" poster
>>27879843It's getting crushed unfortunately. I would rather see her react to something she hasn't seen.
>>27879838hi
>>27879875next meme.
>>27879835>wego back bugman
>>27879377Huh, I never heard Aloes voice until now since she was shafted so quickly
>>27879843I do want to watch John Wick 2 and 3, but I'd rather do it spread out
>>27879875NO MY COUPONS WORTH WILL TANK
>>27879742>nobody outside of 4channel actually says or even knows of kinoThis I've had to explain kino to multiple normalfags already and I've literally never seen it used on leddit or twitter.
your klaius has arrived
>>27879838Cover will contact you shortly.
>>27879875*clap clap*NEXT SCHIZO
Hoocha, mother fuckers
>>27879892CLAP CLAP
>>27879896HOLY BASED
>>27879875NEXTMEME >UUUUOOOOHHHHH
>>27879635
>>27879742Shounenfags on twitter use kino all the time.
Teamates, wtf? We could get some comfy zatsudan and you choose fucking accents
>>27879843She'll probably do them later, but I want to hear her gush about her favorite movie.
>>27879635I fucking love this bitch
>>27879377What if the surprise is this for EN? It's tradition after all, even ID has done it.
>>27879896>>27879903>middle fingerNO GURA, NO!Based Klaius
>>27879903bro... you saved the thumbnail...
>>27879876>Coco was the tiananmenn square pasta poster that had every last post on /hlg/ for several weeks
>>27879875please don't. Mori, tell her to not reference this website please. We're dealing with too many newfags from facebook
>>27879875>reddit dragon explains goslingposting to pptenshi
>>27879896UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>27879896>>27879903REDDIT SHARK
>>27877448Teamup Schedule : https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1Kiara's schedule >>27838446
>>27879170I once unironically thought this would be a fun ideaI now realize how retarded I was
>>27879838Hi anon, have you been enjoying my streams?
>>27879896this isn't just uuuuoooooooohhhh it's also ordinary woah, based
>>27879875no
>>27878739I'll change my oshi if there's better stuff on gen 2your favorite dish maybe be something you've never had before, while your current favorite dish is just the dish you like the most out of all the ones you've tasted so far
>>27879917Dipshits voting for muh archive
>>27879838of course not anon, in fact coco doesn't even make the subs herself. i'd never browse here, let alone reference you guys.
>>27879801That's why she going to do her reps.
>>27879777fallout radio+chathunt for the wilderpeople watchalongIt's her favorite movie, so I'm expecting something similar to Kiara's watchalong
>>27879917I voted for the zatsudan god damn it.
>>27879912SHES HERE
>>27879838so uh who let this guy in here
>>27879835>we
>>27879896>>27879903CHUMFUCKERS WW@?
>>27879867Didn't expect that. She probably has the HoloEN staff look at them and fix mistakes before uploading then. Or she's very good at passing for an ESL.
>>27879929I am not a clever man
>>27879931This is narrative is now 100% true in my head,
>>27879898I would watch a narrative or schizo review. Even better since she can confirm or deny some of the most schizo ones.
i miss cunny, that whore better stop fucking her bf and stream 7x this week.
>>27879939Ty for the Teamup Schedule, really helps me a lot
>>27879912Even a Dragon May Cry when she loses a loved one
>>27879949Gura is already my perfect woman. I can't imagine anyone better coming along.
>>27879875>Holo EN collabs with her >She shows Ame and Mori the Gosling/Ghostling threads
>>27879940yes unless you are mori in which case cringe
>>27879917the votes are becoming more even, we might have a chance!
>>27879972I want to chumfuck gura so bad
>3D modeling vtuberSince i can't understand what she say, i hope Ina will do 3D modelling stream soon
>>27879875/hlgg/ schizo review...
>>27879777Zatsudan/chatting stream is the only real option here
>>27879972>Coco collabs with Gura and brings HER back at full throttle
>>27877576no one in /v/ asked for mobile gaming board but they still got it.
>>27879986>implying they haven't already seen them
>>27878223She's confirmed to be American retards.https://files.catbox.moe/7ofktu.mp3
>>27879982I understand how you feel, but it's not impossible
Aside from Mori who may casually browse 4chan from time to time when she's done with her 78 jobs for the day, I have been very vocal with my belief in how none of the other girls even know about the existence of this board, let alone these threads. That they are all just defaulting to reddit, because, well, fucking reddit. I admit to you today that my view have changed just slightly. There is a chance that at least one of them may visit these threads. Not daily, perhaps, but every now and then just to check on reactions and such. This board has said and done too much that directly affects them for them not to know at all, and if one came here she would have most likely told the others. That said, I still believe it's mostly still a weak delusion to pretend some of them are always here or that we make any significant impact on what they say or do. But I believe now. A little bit, at least.
>>27879986I think Mori would take it in stride while Amelia leans more towards a "Whatever you guys happy, I guess?" approach.
>>27879875Nobody cares about /hlgg/, (You), or the memes posted here, shut the fuck up.
>>27880005something something Hiromoot hates vtube something something
>>27879896
>>27877727Suck a dick fag
>>27880009SEAniggers on suicide watch
>>27880009guessing ethnicity, not nationalitybrainlet
>>27878739I really can't imagine a gen2 member who could replace my oshi. She's basically hand crafted perfection for me. I've watched HoloJP ever since gen 3 debut and never had an oshi there, just favorites I liked. But HoloEN gave me my absolute and undisputed #1.
>>27880009You can be an American citizen but be of a different ethnicity other than white caucasian, retardchama
>>27880009ELLA was a pseudonymous vtuber identity too, so who knows what amount of grain of salt to take this with.and anyway, nationality =/= ethnicity, especially in the USA
>>27879635Welp. That's that, then.
>>27880015ogey
>>27880032Why are you Americans so obsessed with ethnicity?
Amelia you horny gremlinGood taste.FBK too.
Vote for zatsudan, not fucking accent learning faggots.
>>27879896I want to slap my dick against her flat chest until I cum all over her face
>>27880009But we know she's armenian
>>27880047not american, retard
>>27880048She did say thighs were the best part
>>27880054That's literally what an American would say.
Given how much she fuckin uses this turn of phrase I wonder when Forest will do a coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGbuEv_3AU
>>27879938go back and wait for the next redditdragon review
>>27879701Most of the stuff she references is too old to be recognized as a meme by the general public
>>27880049Accents sounds hilarious, suck my dick.
https://youtu.be/ZcRTC6UjRqAJP sub so i can do my reps
>>27880032We'll her ethnicity is AMERICAN dumbass
>>27880051Fucking based
>>27880015gey
>>27880052She's clearly Azerbaijani, do we need to bring this conflict here too?
> Amelia movie night> Her favorite movie Hunt for the WilderpeopleDamn, woman has great taste.
>>27879614 Gura decided not to stream today so Coco could have better numbers on her return. What a bro shark who cares for her senpais.
>>27877854read the bible
>>27879994>Blender 2.7>Oct 17, 2020Why? Anyway, that's certainly a niche waiting to be filled. I want to see Ina struggle with topology.
https://youtu.be/cZ0n2-gOxXEHow do you feel about this? Maybe Ame will get some paypigs
>>27880054You Americans sure are a contentious lot.
>>27879838This probably explains why we keep seeing posts asking for streaming advice and stuff like that.It's very very sus and hits it on the nail too much.
>>27880083never seen it before, gotta focus up next watchalong
>>27880083She already mentioned this on her first Q&A, along with the Lars recommendation
>>27838446Pretty decent schedule, considering she can't stream Monday. Only thing missing is Mario 64, which was probably what the Monday stream was gonna be. That Secret on Saturday isn't on the teamup btw.
>>27880091>Next>No. 62Is that the number of questions she read during the stream? Why the fuck do HoloEN read barely 10 of them?
>>27877854have sex
hot take: this whole hololive/virtual youtuber craze is just early 2000s /b/'s obsession with camgirls but this time they use anime avatars. Prove me wrong
Its actually pretty amazing how well Gura's kept herself hidden, I mean her previous account had nearly a million subs without all the cover shit. Its refreshing to see someone not just dump all their fucking info all over the net.
>>27880091That is some ultra dogshit tier translation; isn't this the same people that made such a shitty clip it required Cover to post about it?
>>27880009she sounds really drunk here and I don't remember this stream...
>>27880048this is stupid the nose is breathing relatively clean airi would rather have my nose pressed into her vagina or anus
>>27880083She's a keeper.
>>27880113It is impressive. I think it's partially responsible for the "Gura is really old" narrative.
>>27880015Yeah sure turboweeb Kiara doesn't know this fucking board. Shit dude, her roommate used to post on /cgl/ back in 2014 or so.
>>27877543If you are here Coco, I hope you have seen this. This is the best OC nu-4chan has made in years.https://files.catbox.moe/3c893x.mp4
>>27880047because our shitty fucking politicians made it a huge talking point
>>27880111time is a flat circle
RIP in peace, puppers.
>>27880122ES ELLA
>>27880111Well yeah.What, you thought you were being insightful with this?
Amelia's voice and laughter is too cute, how does she do it?
>>27880111Hot take: shut the fuck up and go the fuck away
>>27880111I'm afraid its older than that
>>27880128gura is one in a million
>>27880089Blender 2.8 has so much weird shit that it takes time getting used toIf it works for her then no need to change it
>>27879777Fallout zatsudan sounds comfy but honestly listening to her speak in almost-accurate accents is fun>OI WANKER, AREN'T CHA GOBSMACKED IT'S CHEWSDAY?
>>27880091Wow, she literally didn't say anything besides that she sent a message and got a replyBut good, maybe some of her paypigs will start splitting resources to Amelia. I doubt she'll be able to pick up the kind of witchcraft that Rushia pulls off though.
>>27880113I could do the same, really.I have no photos on the Internet (I think I've not taken a photo of myself since I were 18 for my ID card and I'm 27 now), I just need to use a different account to play games and nobody would ever notice.None of my friends is a weeb either or would never watch a Homofaggotstar anyway so nobody would ever recognize my voice me.
Luna RFA in 10 minutes, by the way
>52-48Keep voting zatsudan, faggots!
>>27880111Camgirls had zero personality, literally none. You want the evolution of camgirls, go look up some average twitch whore in a low-cut blouse with a face-cam taking up half the screen.
>>27880147ikr. Sometimes her laugher is like that of an innocent baby. It's her talent.
>>27880144What the fuck
>>27880144BOOBA
>>27880083You think she likes Kiwi accents? I kind of want to see it just to see her reaction to our goofy accents and humor.
>>27880144Off-topic, but RIP in pease Jamdoggo
WOW Amelia with multiple member only streams a week really makes her membership worth it! I would have been a fool if I didn't get it right now at only 5 bucks! WOW
>>27880111History repeats itself, this has been the case not for decades, but for millennia.
I swear a lot of people don't even watch streams.
>>27880167>almost-accurate accents is funIn what universe is a crappy cockney that slips into Australian after two lines "almost accurate"?
>>27880174Oh no, 1 year old baby moaning
>>27880179what if one 50/50 we get both?
>>27880132I mean she could be in her 30's, I know that's the best biggest thing they used to beat into people in the early net days NO PERSONAL INFO RETARDS. I'm 37 and still adhere to that. No clue why so many just dump everything on social media.
>>27880141
>>27880179but both are zatsudan anon...
>>27880204
>>27879838Never forget the "HoloEN is a Myth" poster
>>27880144AME NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR SWITCH
>>27880210Because Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and Google push people to do so. Remember when Youtube was harassing you daily to change away from user names to real names to promote Google+
>>27880204we hololive fan. doesn't watch holo when they live.
>>278800154chan is not some secret club, it's one of the biggest sites period. Every English speaking very online person knows about 4chan, especially unironic weeaboos. It doesn't help that we have room temperature IQ niggers in these very threads making screenshot compilations and spreading them to every shithole on the internet. I see people on twitter who I follow just for R18 art reposts discussing narratives from here, it's hilarious and fucking disgusting. I'm not sure if any of the hololive memebers actually browse or even post here but it's not because they don't know.
Shaaaarrk
>>27880207Her English accent is spot on . All British people sound like fucking morons.
>>27880144He was so sweet...
>>27879838Have you heard about Curry Meshi from Nissin? It's really good and you should try it.
>>27880230Today I will remind them.
>>27879780/r/hololive has about 6000 comments/day and >10:1 lurker:commenter ratio./jp/ has 9x the comment volume of /r/hololiveBetter question is who's deep into Hololive, speaks English, and doesn't lurk here.
>>27880185You werent even born then dumbassOriginal camgirls had personas. Boxxy etc etc
>>27880166I don't know, there's so many quality of life improvements in 2.8 that not switching at this point is just masochistic. It only took me a week to get used to left click select and searching for "merge by distance" instead of "remove doubles", everything else is pretty much the same.
>>27880144What happened
Can anyone stop him?
>>27880168>I doubt she'll be able to pick up the kind of witchcraft that Rushia pulls off though.She made thousands of anons fall without even trying
>>27880210Because you were brought up in an era of "Don't EVER put your personal information on the internet and NEVER upload pictures of yourself." Meanwhile, retards grew up thinking it's perfectly normal to post everything but their SSN on the internet.
>>27879834her "collab" with the slut-turned-literal-pornstar?
>>27880144>deletedIt's just jam
>>27877448>>27877472>>278802304chan /jp/ loves you
>>27880250Go back
>>27880144this looks like an average SEAnigger store. God I fucking hate you subhuman scum
>>27880253you're giving this place too much credit
>>27880015The impact is that they know which narratives have greater potential to exist and spawn in the greater fanbase outside. It's not that they take emergency action on every schizo writing more than two paragraphs here. If it costs a single tweet or media removal to head off some potential controversy why wouldn't you do it? Being here is like having free pentesting for your PR.
>>27880250You have to go back.
>>27880275only vgamer
>>27880275I forgot, when did he materialize the first time?I've seen him posted in the threads for a while now
>>27880166You should really make a switch to 2.8. Everything, from modeling, sculpting, rendering to performance are vastly superior. The hard part is that Blender feels like a whole different tool now, but the positive is that Blender finally feels like a different tool.
>>27880192>>27880265Dog got into the strawberry jam and ate it all.
>>27880015They all lurk/post here and you are fucking retarded for denying it even as the proof is shoved in your fucking face.
>>27880258Having an online persona doesn't make you any less of a vapid whore, anon.
>>27880207The one where Brits sound like that to everyone except linguistic autismos, a.k.a. this universe
how have none of you seen the the jam dog
>>27880275Daiz could.
>>27880315all girls are whore anon, stop deluding yourself
>food analogyAnon... please
>>27877951Please keep doing these cute Takobros
>>27880111Cracky-chan...
>>27880315>literally moving the goal posts
>>27880311nice narrative
>>27880306>blenderStop you're triggering my PTSD
>>27880319I saw it before, was expecting the follow up image to be posted afterwards.
>>27880015The thing is, this is kinda the place to get real feedback when you are doing something public, no one tries to be a bootlicker in this place because of it's nature, there are lots of eyes in 4chan for all sorts of things
>Wake up before someone call me>Wake up before alarm start ringing>Wake up before Ina post her scheduleIs this curse
>>27880250go away and stay there
Kiara-Nene collab probably moved to Friday 15:00 JST
>>27880311Get a new narrative newfagchama.
>>27880263>>27880306Indeed. But for some people it really disrupts their workflow and hampers their productivity. I've already switched to Blender 2.8 but I know what it feels like when you've got things to do and you don't want to mess around with stuff.
Merry Christmas!
>>27880373thanks kiara
>>27880210I love this picture so fucking much
>>27880307Imagine dying because you ate strawberry jam
>>27880317Have you ever spoken to a british person in your life, seamonkey?t. american
>>27880383Wrong general dumbsex.
>>27880337>>27877951I'm utterly convinced Ina and her papa planned for to make the takos as easily exploitable as they are for easy fan artNone of the other characters the other girls have are ever used as much, if at all
>>27880383DUMBSEX
>>27880368>Wake up before alarm start ringingWhenever this happens to me I'm guaranteed to have a bad day.
>>27880383Get out of here, Dumbsex.
>>27880391>members postDo you really cunt?
>>27880400Well Ina's fanbase are targeted to be artfags, so there's more chance for her fans to do this. At least in these threads.
>>27880391My sleep reps...
>>27880210I miss the facebook tool that used to scan public posts about people leaving on vacation alongside them posting their own address.
>>27880352>>27880376It's not a narrative if its true.
>>27880409what, are you afraid it'll make her post fewer members-only SCHEDULES?
>>27879684>Says incrisingly worried Chang
>>27880391Fug, there was a slight chance I coulda made the 22:00 one, but there's no way I'm making the 15:00 one. I haven't caught chicken live in a while now.
>>27880383dumbsex...
>>27880383>out of place>out of seasonWtf is this shit??
>>27877951I hope you will upload all of your work later somewhere
>>27880391wow, thanks for leaking member only info anon!you must be into NTR, if you are going to share your membership like that huh
>>27880391>worried about her growth and numbers>hides her stream schedule and plans behind a paywallIs this chicken legitimately retarded?
>>27880391>member's onlyqueue the seethe
>>27880422Sure thing anon
>>27878282Wasn't it already established that she's most probably a Swede
>>27880442ESLchama...
>>27879972I read this in Coco's voice rather than Gura's.
>>27880391NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST POST HER SCHEDULES THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME ONLY, MEEE!!
>>27880419>Jury duty ages ago>Lady couldn't figure out why her stalker kept finding her>Turns out she kept posting where she was constantly on social media
>>27880391It seems the Gunboat diplomacy for 95% ownership of KFP is still in progress
>>27880357You mustn't run away.Install Blender.Do it for Ina.
I didn't get to say this during the watchalong for reasons, but when Gura pulled that blanket before the movie it was so fucking cute I was literally clutching my chest going HNNNNNNNNNNNNNHGGHow is she so precious chumbros?
>>27880438She doesn’t see it like that. There’s a post where she explains as much.But she also doesn’t understand that most of her viewers will see it that way... so yes, she’s retarded.
>>27880438Please understand, her plans are changing constantly and everyone else only knowing what she does less than 24 hours prior is how all the other HoloJPs do it. Please ignore every other HoloEN having a public schedule.
>>27880311>>27880352>>27880376I remember complaining about ame's BGM here being annoying and she got incredibly self-conscious about her audio in the next stream.
>>27879777Chatting stream please, I want more Ame's lore, accent learning sounds fucking retarded.
>>27879635i came here as soon as i saw this
>>27880467https://twitter.com/needadebitcard
>>27880471I can't wait for the true English CEO to culturally enrich us https://streamable.com/yaq7sh
>>27879903>>27879972So Gura has Klaius and Kiara has Yuna, do any of the other EN girls have dedicated artists? Ina should have herself..
>>27880391SHE CAN'T STOP WINNING BROSTHE CHICKEN IS TAKING OVERHONORARY HOLOJP
>>27880438The schedule is tentative since there's a lot of things going on IRL. If she posted the tentative schedule publicly, and if the schedule changes (because again, it's tentative), she'll have to deal with people complaining about it.I know you SEAnigs don't know anything about common courtesy, but please try to understand.
>>27880438>Is this chicken legitimately retarded?Yes.
>>27880391iirc, their first ever collab will be a movie watchalong? How is that even sensible really.
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1318100054339579904?s=20HAACHAMACHAMA!
why arent these niggers voting for zatsudan, are they retarded>le ebin british accent stream xDDDDD
>>27880496Amelia has Hisui which doesnt pump as much but her Amelia stuff is high quality
>>27880476that moment was absolutely off the scale.
>>27879635ABSOLUTELY CRINGEKINO
>>27879875>show one schizo post>youtube ban the whole channel
>>27880482L*serb*it probably told her the audio was loud
>>27880379>>27880306for someone looking to get into 3D modelling, has the UI improved or is it still better to get a 3DS Max-like UI?
>>27880473I wish i use blender instead of maya
>gura viral sensation that ran a successful tube before it all>ina extremely good artist >calli solid creator with great singing>kiara the literal JP bridgewhat did Ame do to somehow get in on this did she have connections
>>27880516Nooooo you're leaking members only content
>>27880250I swear I've seen these exact same posts talking about something else.
>>27880516>zatsudan losingwhat the fuck? how?
>>27879777Why the fuck is accent training winning? Do other teamates not want the comfy Ame zatsudans?
>>27880540Gura was her connection
>>27880514I really dislike how much Hachaama was forgotten in all of this. So much Coco support and our little bogan was all but ignored.
>>27880476And this was after melting from her telling us she had her stuffed shark with her (and to get ours if we had one). This stream alone was worth the $4.99
>>27880540GFE
>>27880393>t. AmericanMakes senseAmelia's gonna do a spot-on British accent and you're upset that she will, just admit it
>>27880540Ame is the normal one.
>>27880290I mean, really. There is no way she didn't check here at least once after seeing that if she wasn't already coming here already.
>>27880496Isn't Hitsu Ame's simp artist?
>>27880516Because she'll probably stream it at some insane hour for me and I want to watch it easily when I have the time aka can't be bothered to set up downloads or looking for download links.
>>27880540Her voice is something else. I don't want to sound like a gostling but Amelia's voice is very pretty.
>>27880514Ready to watch her stream in 2 hours?
>>27880555i voted for accent training because i think amelia is the most impressive voice actress in EN and it will be interesting to hear her working on voice acting stuff.
>>27879917Voted for zatsudans buddy. Idk what's going on with the heads of those who voted otherwise
>>27880540she and Gura are in cahootsshe used to talk to Gura back in the day, and we applied together
>>27880563That's because even the Chinese weren't actively attacking Haachama in comparison to their efforts to get Coco fired.
>>27880540The anime protag who got powerful with blood and sweat.
>>27880540The narrative is she knew Gura.
>>27880540friends with Gura and was a dedicated 7 year streamer (or so I've heard)Plus I heard that there weren't as many applications as they were expecting
>>27880540>kiara the literal JP bridgeThat's not even necessary.
>>27880525>that one webm summarizing the entire fallout when that discord leak happenedAbsolute kino threads for the entire day.
>>27880540Ame was the only non chinese english speaker that had semi decent aim. Pls understand. All ethots play LoL and even there they suck ass.
Anons, we've got our first homostar ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmcUY1M3Mbg
>>27880540Ame is an actual somewhat competant streamer.
>>27880317No they don't, "American attempting a British accent" is its own accent at this point, they all do it the same way and it sounds like Dick Van Dyke filtered through the Simpsonst. not a Pom
>>27880540Hardworking girl
>>27880540Supremely cute voice and streaming experience
>>27880589>narrative
Why are some people calling Coco Yakuza dragon, does she really have ties with the mafia?
>>27880525Wasn't that guy kicked out and banned forever from their discord? I remember the posts about his "deep web underground porn", and that was embarrassing and creepy at the same time.
>>27880577we're going to record it either way and you have my word that i'll up it for /hlgg/ again
>>27880564i really thought she'd be too embarrassed to do something like that, and i'm so glad i was wrong.
>>27880540
>>27880583>wewell shit now i gotta decide whether you're ESL, baiting, or NARRATIVE
>>27880612Yes.
>>27880482>>27880572There's about a dozen coincidences of Amelia reacting to stuff that was posted here. And I'm pretty sure she's posts stuff to fuck with us.
Cant wait for kiara and mori to do a collab like thishttps://youtu.be/rfhDxt0MpBc
>>27880516>zatsudan is actually losing
>>27879635>Didn't know these had subs before nowI guess I have a lot of asacoco to watch now.
>>27880619
>>27880612yes
>>27880612KIRYU Coco + happens to be a fan of the Yakuza games
>>27880619What is this? Prescription for ants?
>>27880619Nice meds for ants faggot, take your meds.
>>27880583>we
>>27880620One of them is more fun than the other
>>27880612She likes the gameAlso fuck off back to hlg
>>27880391Man that's a really bad timeslot for both NA and EU. Then again it's probably going to be Japanese only.
>>27880415Does kinda make me feel a bit like I don't belong as an Ina fan sometimes since I don't draw.
>>27880612Yep
>>27880612That's literally her character.
>>27880540Ame's roomate was friends with Gura's roomate, and if you watched any of Ame's rommate's clips before they got nuked after the schizo's doxxed her you would know she had the charm she has as Ame back then too
>>27880075Is Sushi's ENG -> JP better than his JP -> ENG?
>>27880578never understood the circlejerk around her voice, it's broken and crackly, sounds like she smokes a pack every day.
>>27880612Yeah, it was a VERY tense period for the JP community when the fact was first revealed.
>>27880630Quick , member you alt account!
These Luna noises are wrong.
Is it wrong to be getting hard from this 0 year old princess?
>>27878859It's so messy and fun, I love it
>>27880540works way fucking harder than any of the other 4
>>27880540Adaptable streamerGreat voiceTech knowledgeDecent FPS abilityNot 10/10 but definitely a solid pick.
>>27880516Most people voting probably can't catch it live so they're just voting for the archived option.
>>27880613nah, he didn't even bother to delete anything iirc, the whole thing didn't matter outside of this site
>>27880676No.FUCK Gura promised us RingFit streams, can you imagine her moaning like this dumb princess?
>>27880394Not dead, just in a food coma.
>>27880676It would be wrong not to get hard.
>>2788057751-49 NOW. WORK HARDER ZATSUDAN BROS
>>27880583>weNarrativeposters off to the printers with a hot new scoop
>>27880676no, luna noises hit different
>>27880692if you heard her promising it, you heard something very different from what i heard her say about ring fit.
d-don't look...
Luna needs to work on her reps. Every RFA sounds the same as the last one, her stamina doesn't seem to be getting any better.
>>27880540Cover wanted a wildcard.
>>27880572>>27880627Her roommate referred to 4chan as ""the other site"", when she was talking about her bottled farts being viral.
>>27880678Stop you'll trigger the deadbeats
>>27880705I don't live in your timeline anon
Why bother with the apologies and suspensions when they won't even accept it?
>>27880692Gura, Ame, and Kiara all promised RFA with Ina being a maybe. Mori would probably follow along if everyone else does it.
INA RFA WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27880366We are a very small sample size of incredibly retarded people, no one should heed our advice or need our feedback.
>>27880501Who the fuck would complain? Most if not all of the other HoloENs have had to reschedule streams before, and people are supportive and understanding.There's no valid reason to not make the schedule public.
>just tuned in at Luna>luna noicesAm I toddlercon now?
>>27880709I mean... you ever tried talking constantly while doing cardio?
>>27880553reddit just wants to hear her say she'll ground pound our mom in a scuffed british accent
>>27880709>every rfa sounds the samethat's the best part
>>27880476Priceless
>>27880715When it comes to hololive, I would agree even as a deadbeat.
>>27880678Calli works three jobs, you dick sucking fagot >>27880715Too late.
>>27880722Typical company groveling
>>27879377Alone...
>>27880747didn't think i'd have to specifiy but she works the hardest AT STREAMING
>>27880612Yes. She literally played out the opening scene of Yakuza with Haachama by taking the heat off her when she commited the crime of mentioning T*iwan.
>>27880747What's that have to do with her streaming?
>>27880722God I hope they cut ties with the chinks
>>27880732>Who the fuck would complain?You overestimate the patience of the average vtuber fan (SEAnigs and other turd-worlders)
>>27880732How much of a fagot do you have to be to actually be in Ina anti.
>>27880578Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. If she got some singing training she'd be insane.
>>27880677It feels kinda nice to draw, maybe I should try it more often.
>>27880747So? They're not streaming so it's irrelevant.
IM GONNA https://youtu.be/2PCT62BSi4A
>>27880712I don't recall anything about her roommate being viral here before she debuted.
>>27880722I will never understand how chinks take insults to their shitty country so personally.
>>27878938>I-is that... Japanese?... >NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT NO HUMAN MIND CAN COMPREHEND SUCH MADNESS AAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSAAAANE KIARA SAVE MEEE
>>27880785... CALL 911!
Open your eyes
>>27880706CANT STOPWONT STOP
>>27880676>>27880725This shit is awaking something in me. HoloEN better fucking do RFA.
>>27880668>broken and crackly, sounds like she smokes a pack every daymoe
>>27878458
HoloEN gen 2 better have a Commonwealth holo. Canadians don't count because they're all but American at this point
>>27880794This is just sad at this point
>>27880579I'm not a haaton but I'll be there you can be sure of it
>>27880785bust out the first aid kit and oxygen tanks?
>>27880692
>>27880722Rosalyn and Yogiri deserve better.
>>27880794>For Yankees: WE CARE. Open your eyes.Fucking pussies.
>>27880789Because it's instilled into their heads their entire lives to make them subservient to their government and state, only the ones that resist the brainwashing are capable of understanding context like a human being.
>>27880794What is this shit
>>27880794Chinks need to fuck off, they already got blown the fuck out today
>>27880802I really like it when her tentacle play with her hair
>>27880794When the fuck is America going to nuke China
>>27880794What did Chang mean by this?
>>27879377Fangchama...
>>27880727Do you want her to die on stream?
>>27880794The fuck does that even mean?Care about what?
>>27880794China can't be nuked soon enough.
>>27880814>Aussie Holo>Won't stop swearing
>>27880794hope they seethe until they implode
>>27880516Wanker
>>27880823They probably are as brainwashed as Artia.
>>27880706I LOOKED
>>27880794/hlgg/ is being raided by changs, huh... That explains the dumbfuck newfag questions and the (You) farming.
>>27880794How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
>>27880537The UI is way better for beginners but once you start getting good at it it doesn't really matter since you'll do almost everything with shortcuts.>>27880651You can try another creative hobby. I hate drawing but I find 3D really fun.
>>27880853Haachamachama!?
>>27880794Nanking was too light
>>27880735Nah, Luna is a big sexy adult
>>27880706AW JEEZ
>>27879875I would unironically enjoy Coco destroying the most popular schizo narratives and laughing at them.
>>27877951I love this.
>>27880794Holy COPE.
>>27880785Oh my god the panting
>>27880794So, what's the next step of their master plan?
>>27880794lmao what fucking losersWish China had kept prodding India into a war so the US had an excuse to nuke them
Random question:How many of the JP Holos do you think will lurk in Calli's scythe swinging lesson
>>27880869They were posting this shit in /hlg/ too but it promptly deleted.
>>27880814>Canadians don't count because they're China at this pointfify
Ame runs with her dogs everyday so RFA stream wouldn't have many pained moans since she's used to cardio. Ina, Kiara and Gura, however..
>>27879635>KinoThis is certainly 4chan slang, it has leaked out a bit but there is no way Coco would know it well enough to be able to understand it and use it unless she sees it frequently. The only place you see it frequently is here, all outside places are very rare and someone is more likely to think its a typo than a wordIs she unironically here?
holo id with the no fucks given
>>27880722Because of the Chinese investors in Cover. Also supposedly Bilibili gives Cover some sort of financial support so they also have some clout.
>>27880814>Marsden spec holoWould instant sub.
>>27880878>implying nanking happenednice try chang
>>27880789>government limits their speech and what websites they're allowed to access>chinks go out of their way to view websites they shouldn't and then use their limited speech to defend their governmentIf chinks had souls I'd feel bad for how brainwashed they are.
>>27880794>qualified vTuberWhat the hell? You have to pass a test to be a vTuber? I thought all you needed was a camera and a 2D rig.
>>27880794I feel like this is a declaration of war. No other reason to launch cringe ICBMs like this. I was actually in physical pain. Get the fuckin bug spray.
>>27880789Brainwashing. The CCP really ramped it up in the last 20 years since they know they can't keep the growth train running forever. When the downturn inevitably comes, nationalism and a regional war is their best bet at staying in power.
>>27880540Teen Girl Squad isn't the same without Whatshername
>>27880496We have a takobro and a deadbeat for these threads at least
>>27880823I like to think Rosalyn might not be the same as others. She is fluent in Japanese too.
>>27880900>>27880806 seems like, same complaint on our oniichan's thread.
>>27880905Remember that if you wouldn't lick your girl's period until it goes away you're not a man.
>>27880903>GuraPls no. This general won't survive a Gura RFA.
>>27880814fuck that we don't claim those northern commies
>>27880905HEY MOONA!
>>27880540They hired her to be tech support for everyone.
>>27879635>mfw probably called her an dumb ESL >mfw Coco prolly called me a niggerfaggot
>>27880901tbf Australia and New Zealand (NZ especially) don't count because they're China at this point as well.
>>27880871I kinda like writing, maybe I should try getting into the habit of writing reps.
>>27880794>Chinks trying to kneel to westerners to get us on their sideBAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>27880744>>27880761very debatable, streamwise, sure, but streaming isn't the only thing that matters as I can imagine there's a decent bit of offstream work to do as wellIt's hard to judge how much offstream work they're all doing, except for part of Mori's, since she did the remix contest. With 800 submissions, assuming they're all 3 minutes long, that's a full 40 hours of music to listen to and then decide the best/winning onesEither way, it's not a contest about who's working the hardest or streaming the most, if anything what should matter is the quality of the content that's put out
>>27879248I think you guys might be making Matsuri out to be more of a danger than she really is, dayo!
>>27880895Get rid of Yagoo and replace him with a Chinese investor controlled Jap.
>>27880905God I love Moona autism.
>>27880903Leisurely walking your dog doesn't count as cardio unless you're an 80 year old. Unless you're putting in effort you're not exercising.
>>27880785I can't stand Luna but holy shit I kneel.I'm diamond hard right now.
>>27880905>Girls fucking shitWHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>27880949anonchama those 2 things are the same
>>27880017Mori would try to take it in stride but drop her spaghetti all over the place.
OH GOD I'M GONNA FUCKIN CHUM BROS
>>27880425just facts my friend
>>27880794>for taiwan pigsJesus they really hate them, shit
>>27880904no
>>27880961Wait until she gets to the final boss then
>>27880785How can someone have this little stamina
>>27880122It was probably her last stream because you can hear Bikini Bottom sfx in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aueU0RE0L4o>gura likes spongebob>gura likes striderConclusionGura likes square
>>27878634>Deadbeats>Kids See Ghosts
>>27880789Really!? Burgers meltdown unironically on the daily here in every board and you're surprised chinese can also get butthurt?
>>27880908Nanking happened, the problem is that it didn't go far enough.
>>27880904It's not just Kino, it's Cringe Kino, a phrase that has been spammed nonstop here during Coco's suspension and basically nonexistent outside of it
>>27880794JESAS
>>27880905What the fuck is wrong with trannies
>>27880900>>27880869>/hlgg/ is being raided by changsI would believe this but how likely is it for you average bugmen to know enough english to post here without it being obvious?
>>27879701>>27880072"An elegant weapon...for a more civilized age."
>>27880969wtf I want to fuck toto-sama now?
>>27880612where do you think all the supacha comes from
>>27880903Her dogs are an ankle biter breed. There's no fuckin way she's running them. And even if she was, it ain't far.
>>27880909You should feel bad for the rare chink with a soul, imagine being surrounded by those fucking bugmen your entire life.
>>27880970YOU TOO???UOOOOOOHHHH!!!
Put a JAV clip on mute and play it with Luna's audio
>>27880794According to some shitty online translation, the title is "A few things I wanted to say to some people before the war"
>>27881002But it is obvious
>>27880941Cover has no way to know about who's ultimately going to put out the content with the most quality, or even to some extent how to judge that, so of course they're going to go off the quantity she has shown herself capable of delivering and judge from her past work whether it's acceptable - which apparently it is.
>>27880987fuck off bugman
>>27881000we already went through this, jannies cleaned it up, some twitter faggot isn't relevant to /hlgg/
>>27880540Ame's roommate was a voice actress and she was also talking about how she worked on E3 as a staff member. So she's practically a professional streamer.
>>27880955She said on stream she exercises a lot, but maybe its just character lore and her roommate is a lazy bum.
>>27881002There's so many ESLs here they'd go by unnoticed
>>27880936>mfw Coco prolly "Ogey rrat" you
Can one of you rich fucks just invest in Cover and HoloEN already so we can be done with this bugmen arc?
>>27881000attention seekers
>>27880540Carrying these dumbfucks behind the scenes and supporting them through various means.
>>27881002Unlikely, that's why it's so obvious they're here.
>>27880926EWWWWWWWWWWW
hmmmmmmmmm
>>27880540I'd say they lucked out with her, you're right in that she doesn't have anything big going for her like the others, but she's basically became the leader of the group thanks to having the most streaming experience.
>>27881000Moona is from Indonesia.
>>27881002>how likely is it for you average bugmenExactly, chang. You fucks are easy to spot.
>>27879875Somebody create a drinking rules if /hlgg/ wil get one, /hlg/ used to do it weekly
>>27881011>the rare chink with a soul,They left mainland China a long time ago. Unfortunately, chinks are still loud and fucking rude, practically the niggers of Asia in terms of their behavior.
>>27880984decades of sedentary life.
>>27880794Lmao a Chinese asking me to open my eyes.
>>27881041If the success of HoloEN prompts western investing that might help the situation.
>>278809864 buttons for Muse Dash4 sides to a squareCan't subtract 2009 from 2020Q.E.D. she can only count to 4
>>27880926Great, now I'm a fuckin tranny. Time to talk about it relentlessly on twitter and come up with schizo narratives for this thread.
>>27881024don't get me wrong anon, I'm not trying to put down Ame, I'm just saying the work a v-tuber does can't just be quantified by the amount of time they spent streaming alone
>>27879871>I don't think most people who are watching have strictly platonic feelings when it comes to v-tubersIt depends on your definition of "platonic". I think most people don't watch them because they're hoping for the chance to date them (girlfriend experience watchers are probably the minority). I think most people have watched enough youtubers and Twitch to know how to separate entertainment and perhaps lust from actual "I will spend my life pining for them romantically" feelings.
>>27880903Kiara's pretty fit. Gura, Ina and Mori would be the real moaners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5DIqtjFwEMORI NO
>>27881002/t/ has a sizeable Chink population that I know of at least. Their ESL is rather distinct and can be differentiated from your average SEAmonkey though.
>>27880987Call burgerland a shithole and half of the burgers you talk to will agree with you, the other half will just say your some third-worlder and ignore you.Call China a shithole and chinks will throw a bunch of insults at you, threaten your family, and go on a half an hour rant about how strong China is and how they could totally fuck up your country if they decided to go to war.
Macarthur was right, we should have nuked china.
>>27881052>not enjoying your girl's period taste + crunchy ovum remains mixed in itGOD what a fucking faggot.
>>27881070oooo i didn't think about thatunironically this kind of seems up Elon's alley
>>27879721it'd be more of a waste of talent if she couldn't garner a fanbase that would then support her later activities
>favourite HoloEN>guess their favourite artists other than the ones they mentioned on debut
>>27881053nice
>>27880789Lool at /int /or /pol/ then, it's actually rare for people from any country not to take it personally.
>>27880970>>27881014
>>27880987Burgers don't threaten to deepfake your face onto bestiality porn because you committed the original sin of acknowledging a foreign country's sovereignty.
>>27880794
>>27880899It depends on how long Miko's return live will be. Mori's eikaiwa is scheduled an hour after it starts. That's how long 3D streams usually last but it's a very irregular one.
>Will get 3D modeling stream>Will get Animation stream
>>27881031I fully believe there are weeks where she doesn't leave her home.
>>27880986yup she's into uglycute stuff for sure
>>27881079
>>27880583oh you cheeky wanker you
>>27881101Why would anyone go to the only two boards on this site that could be considered worse than /jp/?
>>27881123Damn I wonder what kind of autism will be born from that collab
>>27881097Gurashe definitely spins Eiichi Ootaki on the regular
>>27881031she showers once a week and plays minecraft until 8am. she isn't exercising shit.
>>27881079I would offer my bussy to Mori.
>>27881015hentai
>>27881091>crunchy ovum remainsok that fucking got me
>>27880936>>27881038I dunno, there's something really funny about the idea that a hololiver could be here shitposting among us.
>Moona get to sleep with this rabbit
>>27881097>Ame>The Cranberries
>>27881063>accidentally missed a letter so now I'm a changIt's not fair bros...Though knowing you're wrong yet so confident about it is funny.
>>27881075I think they're probably intertwined quite a bit, but a majority of people know or subconsciously accept that it will only ever be entertainment. They'd like for it to happen if possible somehow, but they're aware that it won't, so it just remains as something they enjoy watching, maybe daydream for however long it still interests them
>>27880789Read up on China's "century of humiliation"
>>27881091pls stop
>>27881147she was exercising today trying to collect water source with a bucket
>banana smoothiesNo wonder this bitch isn't getting any better, she's drinking liquid sugar.
Next EN stream when?
Collab onegai...
>>27881120She implied she leaves alone, not to mention her dogs stay in her room while she's streaming, you cant just stay at home without walking your dogs at least once every 2 days or they will completely destroy your house or be extremely depressed.
>>27881189In an hour
>>27881120well you can do weight lifting and cardio in your house too with the right equipment
>>27881176kill yourself chink
>>27881101/pol/ is full of schizos and should not be taken seriously.As for /int/, the few times I've actaully talked to people on there they seem surprisingly self-aware of how shit their countries can be. The only people who chuck hissy fits are either ESLs or people using meme flags.
>>27881176recent events reveal that a century was not long enough.
>>27881031>She said on stream she exercises a lotNo, she didn't. She said she never exercises. She said she was "muscular" because she accidentally drew stocky legs during her swimsuit description.
>>27881201This squid is getting noticed by all these big name artists..
>>27880706you my wife!!
>>27881201Fuck the collab, where're the alt universe-doujins where the shota summons Ina
>>27881176Japan also went through quite a lot of humiliation and seemed to come out fine.
>>27881203I'll admit you got me there about the dog bit, but I meant more like going out to socialize, grocery shop, run errands, etc...
>>27880847The way they use it in this case, 在乎 more means that they mind/are bothered. The whole statement is more accurately translated in context as: " We are pissed off. Watch out."
>>27881200significantly lower than when she started, that's pretty much normal for cardio, sasuga luna
>>27881201God, if Pochi were to do an Ina doujin I would die.
>>27881211I'm white you SEAnig
>>27877831she's taken bro
>>27881038Is Coco in the Ogey camp or Rrat camp?
>>27881211Not him but it's the real answer. Chinese people spent a century getting assfucked by foreigners and the lesson they learned was that everyone hates them, so they should hate everyone too
>>27881252Imagine the possibilities
>>27881091>There are people in this thread who don't enjoy chewing on the blackened chunky bitsBunch of pussyboys
vaginally penetrating gura for the purpose of procreation
>>27880987Coco was added to the Chinese Firewall within a day of the event, and wumao propagandists were deployed immediately to "turn up the heat." Unless you're dealing with actual, unironic national secrets, glow in the darks don't care what you say or do, and even then, your average burger will actually applaud you for it- but the Chinese fall in line.Realistically, I think this is still mostly an optics thing and Cover continuing to make awful statements at poor times, but Chinese sycophantic behavior on behalf of their shit government is well known and frequently mocked.
>>27881176>Term used in chinaNice job outing yourself.
>>27881252I don't think Pochi is so socially retarded to make a doujin about a real person.
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