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I don't eat breakfast. I need to lose weight. I'm down from 160 to 130. Once I hit 125 it should give me enough confidence to go out and make some friends.

Because not everyone is an Amerifag. It's morning here.

I'm a NEET anyway, it's not like I pay attention to the time.

>>2787290
Surprisingly eating breakfast will help you lose weight. At least, it won't make you look any more unhealthy than you seem to believe you are.

>>2787290
Isn't it common knowledge that you can't lose weight without eating breakfast? Just eat less

>>2787331
This is true. A large breakfast sustains you, yet stops you snacking during the day.

It is 8 AM here. Usually this is the time I go to sleep, but I went to bed at 3PM yesterday, so I was tired. Fuck, now I will be surrounded by my parents and sister all day. Can't even fap properly now.

>>2787340
I woke up at 3PM yesterday and that's why I'm still awake at 8AM. The sun rises way too early now.

ok, I'll go play F/UC until I fall asleep

Bitch, I'm like Thomas Edison. I sleep my time in cat naps throughout my 24 hour schedule.

>>2787290

Eating breakfast will speed up your metabolism which will speed up the rate at which you'll lose weight, anon.

Because at night, no one can see how ugly we are.

ITT /jp/-Health, Fitness & NEET

It's only 11:20 here and I've only been up for 9 hours. Fuck I just realized I've done nothing but browse /jp/ all day. God damn it.

>>2787353
Eating makes you less fat?
Somehow, I don't habeeb it.

So I was watching this demo H-scene with a loli-ish character (she doesn't look all that loli, by standards) and the whole thing was pretty vanilla. Started with a blow job, then went to the sex. But then, after the guy came... she peed. A big old arcing pee... then the demo ended.

Ffffff

>>2787353
That's only if you usually eat breakfast. If you start skipping it, your metabolism goes down. If you usually skip breakfast, nothing different will happen.

>>2787368

Look up "metabolism".

A person can eat a tremendous amount and stay thin so long as their metabolism is high.

>>2787388
Eating a tapeworm works wonders as well.

Metabolism is a myth fat people made up to excuse themselves for being fat by saying they have a slow one.

>>2787388
>>2787353

I don't eat breakfast but I take large daily shits. My metabolism must be pretty good right? This fat guy I know in my classes says he only takes a shit every 3 days.

I don't eat breakfast, I combine it with lunch and just have this instant porridge stuff with milk, and then just have whatever for dinner.

It's cheap, fills up you, plus prevents me from getting overweight.

>>2787400
You should be shitting a few times a day. But fiber is also a large factor in that.

>>2787391
Yeah, they're beneficial little critters that can grow up to 20 meters and force their way up your mouth when it gets too crowded in your guts and it WILL get too crowded in your guts because each segment of this monster is essentially an individual creature and can reproduce on its own.

Not to mention they can land in your muscles for painful spasms or lace your brain with calcium. Or end up in your eyes. Fucking tapeworms in your eyes.

>>2787423

Don't forget that rarely they can also end up IN YOUR BRAIN.

>>2787423
I thought they usually come out your ass when they get too long.

>>2787423

Oh wait, you did mention it.

>>2787412

Most people shit less than 1 time a day. It's different for everyone.

>>2787423
Makes me glad I'm a vegetarian. Enjoy your killer fucking worms, you pigs.

It's only 11:50 PM.

>>2787437

You don't have to eat meat to get tapeworms. If you regularly go barefoot on grass you have a good chance of getting it in your system.

>>2787437
protip: tapeworms don't require meat to be passed. They also pass as eggs through fecal material and can live on vegetables.

>>2787437
Actually it's usually gotten from pig shit which gets on vegetables. So your best bet is living in a Muslim country.

>Live tapeworm larvae are sometimes ingested by consuming undercooked food.
God damnit, I used to eat raw sausages as a kid

>>2787446
>>2787450
>>2787451

FFFFFFFFFF Now I'm afraid to eat anything...

>>2787433
Most people are unhealthy as fuck though.

>>2787446
Good thing I wear shoes.
>>2787450
>>2787451
Good thing I grow my own veggies.

>>2787454
Every person on this Earth is filled from head to toe with parasites.. you just need not to get the particularly bad ones. Like my personal favorite, guinea worms, which grow up to about a meter and, if particularly unlucky, can decide to bore a hole out of your dick and hang themselves out of it. The most popular cure? Pulling the meter-long, bootlace-thick worm around a stick. From your dick.

Or those insects that bore under your skin, reproduce and just die there, leaving a rotting lump of bug and eggs inside you.

What the fuck then how do we eliminate those fucking tapeworms

>>2787469
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

There is a decent chance you have a tapeworm in your muscles already. They live their dormant (or dying), and are harmless unless they get in the digestive tract or brain (where they will die out releasing toxins causing you to go mad).

>>2787469

can't sleep...worms will eat me....can't sleep....worms will eat me...

>>2787472
I'd have really preferred not to know this

>>2787472


Get them out of me! OH GOOOOOOOOOOD!

>>2787472

How do you get them out of your system? Is there some sort of poison I can take?

>this thread

>>2787479
Take the .45 ACP ones.

>>2787474
I'd have liked a slice of life series about guinea worms, actually (as said, one of my personal favorites. ) Kind of like Midori Days, a high schooler finds a young girl's head poking out of his feet one day. The girl declares herself to be a guinea worm. The series is about the young guinea worm trying to win over the boy's love, with many rivals (he later on vomits up a tapeworm girl, a bot fly girl (loli obviously since she's a larva) takes up residence in him and so on) along the way.

>this thread

>>2787489
I would watch this.

>>2787489

I'm gonna go through my yuri folder before I sleep so I dream I'm the little girl with an onee-sama to pet me and hug me. And not about worms swarming my living body and chewing holes through it.

Brb, clawing throat out

>>2787489

Fuck you. Every twinge I'm feeling or itch makes me look at that patch of skin just in case a worm suddenly pops out. Fuck you to hell.

Guess I'm gonna stay up tonight. Thanks /jp/ for this wonderfully informative thread.

FUCK >ALL< YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR UNDER THE SKIN CREEPY-CRAWLIES!

NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR A WEEK.

>>2787472
For a longer explanation, once the tapewormlings land on your brain, they make cysts because they can't take it easy there. They start releasing chemicals to make the host (that's you) ignore their presence, they trigger no immune response. The symptoms at this stage are a mere flu-like sickness. After 2 to 10 years, the wormlings are in their death throes, and stop drugging up your brain.

This is where your brain suddenly notices there are fucking massive balls of tapeworm in it. Cue seizures, headaches and insanity.

So yeah, those raw sausages you ate in your childhood? They may fuck you over, ten years later.

>>2787508

>>2787508

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
Wait I've only had the flu once in my life.

>>2787508

This is my only option...

>>2787479

eat tabacco

/jp/ - Parasitology/General

>>2787517

/jp/ is always about the obscure shit that will keep you up at night.

>>2787516

brb...smoking like the fist of the north star. I'm gonna poison these bastards out.

>>2787508
It's times like these I'm really glad I had a sick fuck Bio teacher who tried to scare the shit out of us each week with facts like these.

I hate this thread.

>>2787393

Actually, if someone has hypothryoidism, it's a real excuse, not a bullshit one.

I didn't even know I had hypothryoidism until I was around 16 when I had problems with my weight and constantly felt tired and cold all the time (I would wear a sweater even when it was 80+ degrees outside).

After taking some thryoid pills, I lost 60lbs in just 1 year with the same sedentary lifestyle.

Now my metabolism is fast as fuck. I can eat and eat and never gain weight now, as it should have been before my thryoid gland got fucked up.

This thread makes me cry, because I'm pretty sure I have something like tapeworms or some other parasite, but I went to the doctor about 2 years ago and they ran tests but said they came up negative.
But they are there.
I KNOW THEY ARE.
...maybe.

I hate all of you for bringing this shit up. I feel horrible now.

>>2787527

Most tests will only indicate you have tapeworms if they are doing something. If they are just chilling and not in your digestive system then nothing will show up on your tests. Basically if the tests indicate you have tapeworms it's too late.