/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It already exists

I can say this comfortably having never seen one

Marisa should be played by a tenor to emphasize her manly powers lurking behind a maiden's facade.

Opera the Touhou. When will it happen?

We already have Firefox (Ran).

>>2785128
What now?

You can reimagine Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers to be Yuka's pas de deux with Alice.

>>2785135
Not a fox.

>>2785093


Why is it always guitars? Why don't we see some drums from time to time? Some saxophones would be nice too.

I would die a happy man if I saw some Touhous B-Boying.

>>B-Boying.

Get out of here...we don't tolerate nigger lovers here.

>>2785137

Sure are alot of Tchaikovsky fans on /jp/...Why doesn't anyone like Dvorak huh?

>>2785169

Dvorak is a dirty slav that's why.

>>2785143
Yeah, guitars sux. Saxophones are great in the other hand.

>B-Boying
fuck you

sauce on Youmu image

Also the TC image lacks the Prismrivers

>>2785169
I like it.

>>2785169
Dvorak > Tchaikovsky

>>2785181
You say this just 'cause Tchaikovsky is popular while Dvorak is sooo underground

>>2785181
>>2785177

You must be Americans. You only like Dvorak because he wrote that shitty New World symphony about America.

>>2785200
Eh, Humoresque is pretty awesome.

>>2785148

What's wrong? Too proud for you?

>>2785211
Go back to /ng/

Lots of musical elitists and stormfags on /jp/ today.

>>2785237

Hating nigger music doesn't make you a stormfag. It means you have class.

Ozzfest: Live in Gensokyo.

>>2785247

Of course, nigger music encompass blues, blues-rock, jazz, rock and roll, soul, funk, rhythm and blues, and essentially all of popular western music. Early jazz and swing also had an influence on classical composers of the impressionist period, particularly Ravel and Debussy.
Nigger music just fell apart by the late 90's though, albeit not entirely.
Here, have some /jp/ related nigger music produced by nujabes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZaV-33XSHY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7wKzCVDjX8

>>2785251
Replace that with Wacken.

>>2785247
Enjoy not listening to most genres of music

>>2785289

I listen to traditional Chinese and Japanese music. What now faggot?

Sweet a music thread. I'm about to go on a major programming binge to finish up this project I have due on Friday. (Writing a p2p file sharing system, ugh.) Anyway, I need good touhou music to play in the background. Something upbeat, but not metal or heavy techno, and something without lyrics is preferred. Do you guys know any cd's like that I can go download real quick?

>>2785292
I said enjoy. Go on and listen to your Eastern music.

>>2785292
>>traditional
>>Japanese

Enjoy your shamisen hillbilly music.

The only Dvorak I know is the Dvorak keyboard layout, as opposed to the traditional querty layout......I don't listen to music much.

Rvmia is fvcking kvlt.

>>2785297
bloom by IOSYS is pretty good. Don't know what else I can recommend, since I don't have much.

>>2785093

I would imagine the closest thing the Japanese would produce to an opera for Touhou would be a Takarazuka Revue adaptation.

>>2785297
What do you like, more specific than upbeat.

>>2785834
I don't know if it's too late to come back to the thread, but I guess I like more classical stuff. Things with piano and strings, like TAM, but I wanted something a little faster. Also like jazz remixes, but unless there's one with the stage 3 theme from SA I think I have enough of those.

>>2785815

Delicious live action trap playing Wriggle? Do want.

>>2786417
Are they the ones doing the live action phoenix wright?

The lack of acoustic guitar in OP's pic makes me really sad for some reason.....

>>2786528

Yes.

Please gentlemen, please. You are all thinking far too low.

Touhou. Fiddler on The Rood.

Youkai as jews, humans as Russians. It would be marvellous.

>>2786604

That is becauses theys ares grandpas guitars.

>>2786769
Heh. I have been piecing together a /jp/ parody of Fiddler of the Roof for a while. It's rather shitty, though.
(...)
The most disgusting pedophiles will come to fawn on me
They will take me as they wish, 'till they are satisfied
"Yes! There! Ah! Yes!" "Do me harder, please!"
Filling me 'till my tiny body breaks

And it won't make one bit of difference if I'm seen or not
When you're a girl they think it's really hot

If I were female I'd get to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside
And maybe knead my own delicious flat chest
I would give my ass and cunt to complete strangers, seven hours every day
And that would be the sweetest thing of all

If I were a li'l girl
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
All day long I'd schlick to myself
If I were a little girl
I wouldn't be so ronery
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

Lord, you made the lion and the lamb
You decreed I should be what I am
What could have been gone awry
Had I lacked an SRY?

Let's adapt Der Freischutz to Touhou.

Zamiel is obviously Yukari.