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Elementary, my dear

>Amelia's solo minecraft stream is better than the collab minecraft stream

>>27842763
That noise was one of the best endings yet.

Friends.

When is Todd going to host a Hololive EN concert for TES 6?

>>27842788
But why?

comfy

>>27842763
Ready for the start of WW3 anons?

Why is she so autistic?

bros... I kinda wanna eat curry... I don't want to be a consoomer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asepvHTeLKU

>>27842818
The Ame stream was a much more comfy than the collab for me.

>>27842788
Im surprise she streamed though out the night. Hope she will be able to get some sleep.

Who is SHE?

Turns out Chumbuds are actually the worst fanbase.

Poor Pekora looks completely lost and is just imitating whatever Subaru is doing.

>Holos shilling instant curry
I think we have another entry for the "Things Cover should do/what they actually do" list.

>missed collab
>Mori members are now public
Guess my Sunday is planned

>>27842818
falling asleep under the blankets with gura

>>27842788
Amelia just wandering around random parts of the nether with no actual goal whatsoever was kino as fuck. Amelia was like 4th or 5th for me because I didn't like any of the main games she played, but she's easily become one of my favourites this week.

>>27842835
just tuned in to that, jesus holoen has to do this shit?

>>27842807
Someone is missing

I wanna fuck Pekora in her pekunny

>>27842823
Who are the question mark men?
>That Reddit mascot
Yikes!

>>27842858
Fuck off, newfag

>goes to bed with a cigar and a drink
Classic Watson

>>27842862
It's to be expected of a community growing as quickly as hers

Just imagine Mori in one of these idol outfits dancing around to sell snack foods

>>27842823
When are they coming back

>>27842900
That's us.

>>27842887
Hopefully they'll do it with something like a PS7 or an XBOX 1000 or something like that

>>27842893
pekor is a hero of the children, shes not for fugging

>>27842868
And the top part should be?

>>27842862
yeah how could they not miss Gura

>>27842788
More people doesn't equal better. So it's not an accomplishment.

>>27842830
not sure but I love it

>that little yab
Takobros... it's over...

>>27842823
What, just because Coco, Haachama, and Miko are coming back and Gura is going to get the #1 spot and curry is raining from the sky?

>>27842810
It's gonna be in FO76 silly.

>watching Gura's archives
>roommate pounds on the wall, and tells me to turn the porn down
>suddenly realize 90% of the stuff out of Gura's mouth could be something said during sex, especially the constant moaning and squeaking
>can't unhear it
>start fapping endlessly to the lolishark

>>27842906
https://files.catbox.moe/a6j8qq.mp4

>>27842900
le anonymoose

Can EN even do 3D Live? They live so far away from each other.

>>27842906
pink hair and idol outfits have never worked, in case you haven't noticed

>>27842906

>>27842921
Giving Pekora her own children to be a hero to!

>>27842866
>I wish I was at home playing Minecraft peko

>>27842858
SHE is ___HER___.

>>27842938
When did they say that it's better because of more viewers faggotchama?

>>27842763
Teamup Schedule : https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Kiara's schedule >>27838446

Is there any stream planned today outside of Mori’s SC stream?

>>27842887
Not necessarily. Hopefully their PR realizes this is cultural suicide to do for Western-targeted vtubers.

>>27842921
Not when I'm done with her

>>27842887
>Yagoo-sensei, we kinda fucked up with banning Coco and Hato, but since their ban is lifted today, everything should be fine now. By the way, what live event should we schedule next?
>"Force them to shill instant curry"
>Pardun?
>"Do it"

Gfuel flavors for every holoEN girl
mark my fucking words

>>27842788
Amelia should really stick to solo streams

>>27842886
Her drawing stream was what did it for me. Something about her doing all those gremlin noises and sounding as if she wanted to kill herself or anything else than having to stream made her seem so human.
I wonder was the whole drawing stream just a huge fuck you to all those faggots that keep pestering her throughout her streams.

>>27842921
I wanna fug her in front of the children and traumatize them for life.

>>27842921
She'll be the hero of our children

>>27842818
I had the movie running but 70% of the time I just watched her in that blanket

>>27842827
why does ina have so much quality art compared to others, including gura?

and a lot of it has a similar style, is there some obsessed drawfag or something?

not complaining

>>27842823
That series of illustrations jumped the shark when they started putting aloe in them for no reason

>Ina knows about lolibabas
I fucking love this squid

>>27842980
Marine's new outfit in 30 minutes

Who will be the first HoloEN to get mad at their fans repeating the same dumb jokes over and over? https://files.catbox.moe/t9uk4j.mp4

>>27842921
but anon that's exactly why I want to fugg her

>>27842921
The sunday morning earthbound stream made me think. Do some japanese kids actually watch vtubers instead of anime recently

KARE KARE

>>27842862
go back

>>27842868
But this is actually something they should be doing. It's an idol agency first and foremost.
I bought Pocky because Azur Lane was shilling them, no regrets, still buy them from time to time

>>27842788
The collab was like herding cats, hope they just end the five man collaborations.

>>27842919
It's going to be G-fuel

>カレ shit is starting up AGAIN

Is this a fucking 24h rerun?

>>27842921
A hero of the children by giving the world a lot of children

>>27842888
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

>>27842960
Mori and Kiara can.

>>27842949
The concert will get desynced when one of them gets a frame rate boost by looking at the floor.

>>27843034
Already happening with Ame

I don't like sponsored shit but

KARE~ KARE~

>>27842858
Do your google reps

Lads, do you have your VR set up?

I can't fucking wait for EN 3D VR events

>>27843034
Amelia already did that weeks ago.

>>27843021
Ina is a professional artist, there are a lot of professional artists on Twitter who are her friends and thus draw her

>>27843021
You're wondering why the artist vtuber has fans that are good at art.

>>27842971
I mean, you mentioned it like it meant something.

>>27842961
Riamu...

Sell me on Nenechi, I don't know much about 5th gen, will she do well with Kiara?

>>27842763

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan
>Not make them dance around and shill instant curry

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>Make them dance around to shill instant curry

>>27842960
A lot more time and effort getting them to studio and giving them lodging.
Let along beerflu complicating things

I don't know, seems like there's worse ways to shill shit. This seems pretty nice.

>>27843124
someone give him the copypasta

>>27843124
She is a chaotic dummy attracting horrible energies. I like her.

>>27842995
>Thai Ice Tea
>box wine
>Salman milk
>Spicy Noodle Broth
>Mori's sweat
there, all 5 girl's favorite drinks as flavors

>>27843124
She assassinated the CEO of sex.

They just dabbed.

>>27842996
I love Amelia's banter with chat in solo streams, but she's also the duo buff of holoEN. Hopefully in the coming weeks the 5-man collabs will taper off in favor of smaller ones.

>>27842886
Not sure if it's my tired brain talking but this stream was one of my favorites from EN yet. Super relaxing with some tense and funny moments sprinkled throughout. Ame did well filling the dead air in general even though she doesn't think she's good at that, and when she didn't the silence felt appropriate. And she was just pretty cute.

Gonna try to sleep now.

I love AMELIA!

>>27842862
Yeah, faggots like you are insufferable

>>27842905
Kekku

>Mentions Carl twice
>Pretty sure she ignored my SC
First and last time I'm sending one desu

Will idolshit shilling work in the west?

It works so well in Japan but culture is different in the west.

>>27842818

Korone literally tweets shit like "10pm Minecraft" and has no rules or advertising in her Yotube descriptions, when will we get a HoloEN this based

Tell me about the curry concert. Is that the actual girls dancing or was this all prerecorded audio with paid actors?

>>27843129
Pre record dance

>>27843124
Genki idol retard LARPing as a corporate CEO. No, I'm not talking about Kiara.

>>27843129
How long will it end up getting

here's your top 3 holos, bro

Somebody clip Ame going to bed in Minecraft from last scene?

SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON
>SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON
SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON
>SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON
SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON
>SUPERBOWL HALFTIME HOLO EN EVENT SOON

>>27842788
>>27842774
She has such a hot voice

>>27843193
Hopefully never dumb spic dog.

>>27843124
She's basically the greatest talent in Hololive. A genius, a natural-born singer and a renowned pro-gamer. She also runs a multi-national company on top of all that. It's honestly shocking that Kiara managed to score a collab with her, it's a huge coup.

https://streamable.com/refbf4

They should go get sponsorships from people like GIGABYTE or AMD like Pikamee did instead of fucking instant curry

>"Ey, Mori! It's me, Coach Z! I was wonderin' if I still had time to drap a dope remix of your track! What's dat? You wanna collab on a remix of my dope track? Wait... is dis The Chort? That's not funny, messin' wit an old man like that."

Ina got attention from Supergiant Games and it's only been one month. Who else do you expect to kneel before our girls in the future?

>>27842887
They'd need a studio

>>27843129
There’s a reason why Cover is considered absolutely incompetent. The fact those fuckers are still in business really is a miracle.

>>27843100
Need a Holo VRChat world where you can get your appendages bitten off by Gura and Korone at the same time.

>>27843188
It's not "idol" in the jap's sense but otherwise yes, and they usually do it in the form of endorsement.

I have a sudden craving for something food related...

It's chicken

>>27843221
>half are english streamers
nice

>>27843158
>uahaha good morning gamers, i hope you've got your salman milk flavoured gfuel ready, its time for another beauuutiful day in minecraft, hoocha

>>27843173
She needs to believe more in herself. That was pretty much a perfect Watson MC stream.

>>27843173
Goodnight, teamates

>>27843124
she killed the CEO of sex

>>27843228
>superbowl halftime

Holy shit kek imagine if they get this big

>>27842963
>>27842961
give her a black one like azki

>>27843197
It's them

>>27843221
>Korone trying to outrun Gura with the Minecraft stream
Ohnononono dogfags we got too cocky!!
Nah, Korone doesn't give a fuck about this, probably wants to stream until she can beat Minecraft in 1 hour or something

>>27843221
Why is Korone so cute bros

>>27843034
Amelia already did in several instances. She mocks chat all the time.

>>27843129
Hey we got see Subaru's fat tits shaking don't complain

how did Ame go from being le toxic gamer who makes funny sounds to a low-energy streamer who hates her job in just a few days?

How long until EN does something similar?

>>27843243
THESE PEOPLE TRY TO FADE ME

>>27842905
>Gura? Do I even have to say it?

>>27843259
Seriously though how near is Korone from conversational fluency?

>>27843124
100% winrate in Among Us

>>27843228
how would you react to Mori's autism on the superb owl stage?

>>27843228
FUND IT!

>>27842952
She unzips his pants, and demands "Come on, elbows on the table. Elbows on the table, right now." She strokes him gently as she whispers softly in his ear "what do they call a cow where you, uh, wait no, what sound does a cow make where you guys are from?"

Remember the Dewrito Pope? They'll be doing that type of shit in a few months.

>>27843304
How long till anon learns to scroll up?

>>27843293
all top 3 holos right now don't even numberfag they just want to have fun. i love them for it
>>27843295
boundless energy, adorable face

>>27843124
Nene looks plain but she has no problem talking for hours
She also has talents that come up when the occasion calls for it such as drawing, singing, etc.

>>27843129
>it's getting longer
NIGGERMAN TASUKETE

>>27843304
BLM ! BLM ! BLM ! BLM ! Stop the injustice!
BLM ! BLM ! BLM ! BLM ! ...
can't wait

>>27843221
>Korone could have easily reached one million first had she not neglected her English reps.

>>27843228
>mori rapping in superbowl intro

Holy shit just fucking imagine

>>27843243
>coach z will never get his remix
Why live?

>>27843187
Just support her by giving her a membership, and by not making her read your shitty message when she'd rather be playing minecraft.

I've actually eaten that sellout curry meshi thing before. The spicy one is not bad. It's also instant with no satchets to open, just add water, which is pretty convenient.
I'm totally not a sellout by the way.

>>27843295
holos are designed to look cute to young male weeb virgins

>>27843306
Gonna cost a whole lot more than it's worth to fly 3 people from 3 different places in the world together to a live 3D studio just to shoot a CM.

>>27843303
She's taming her chat. At least that's what i believe.

>>27843197
It's them, but also prerecorded.

>>27843283
that might work

Highlight of Ame's stream was the death to the zombie pigmen
>"Oh god, oh god, you guys were right! You guys were right!"

She's built up such a smugcalm/mischievous persona that seeing her embarrassed or humble is the cutest thing.

>>27843303
Finally could affort the meds after landing the job.

>>27843304
Never because there will be a fuckton of SNAFU

>>27843312
Nowhere near
>I AM ZE ARS

This curry shit is way more fucking cringe than any of the shit EN's dished up so far. What is it with /hlg/ and just getting BTFO every single new day?

>>27843304
Soon, seeing as how Cover is gonna stop expanding the talents for awhile and working on the actual business themselves don't be surprised if we start seeing more sponsorship stuff and the End doing them too.

>>27843303
Minecraft

>>27843249
They are not that big because of COVER.
They are successful DESPITE COVER.

>>27843358
I'm already a member anon, since day 2.

>>27843228
post yfw da moris win da superb owl

I kind of want to see Korosan playing around with red stone stuff

>>27843303
>who hates her job
Ogey?

>>27843332
mooooOOUUUUUHHHHH

>>27843129
please explain to me how a successful shill with one of japan's biggest companies is bad for Clover?

>>27843389
Go back and stay there

>>27843389
its not something anyone can control. Its tedious company bullshit that the ENs will have to do eventually

>>27843389
cultural difference please andastand

>Gura singing in 3D with giant bags of Doritos dominating the stage behind her.

>>27843361
I'll make sure to buy one just for you, Yagoo

>>27843295
Can you say no to this face

KIRAMEKI RAIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



FUCKING KINO

>>27843402
Talent scouting is the only good thing about Cover.

>>27843361
Fuck off, FBK.

>>27843355
She'll drop her rap collab with mori in 2 weeks and break 1.1 million

>/hlgg/ would actually complain if Cover got Kiara to shake that booty on stage

How was the collab?

>>27843346
The fucking crusade it would cause would be glorious. Surely it won't happen. Right?

>>27843107
Also I didn't mean more viewers I meant more people in the collab.

>>27842763
>Holo global
GloboHolo

>>27843439
Make me.

>>27843303
>genmates are more retarded than you but more successful in SCs
>has to carry collabs and tech issues
>chat is abysmally bad with no hope of ever getting better
>cant play APEX or FPS without getting sniped
>doxxing niggers mad her throw away her years of hard for twitch, stressing you out for a week
Yeah if I was Amelia I would probably lose my enthusiasm in this gig easily with my ADHD riddled brain.

>>27843444
I think Ame is a better fit for that

>>27843238
They do, plenty of Asus sponsored ads. Why restrict yourself to just that if she can make bank shilling curry though.

>>27843404
Then don't worry. She legit doesn't care about superchats, she just wants to stream.

>>27843441
Has Korone had to do any of this?

You get a rimjob from every member of HoloEN. Who does the best job? Who does the worst?

>>27843410
ah yes, I have won it. The exquisite vessel

>>27843389
>can't take in otaku culture
Why are you in /jp/?

>>27843312
3 years if she keeps it up

>>27843303
Going from ~1k viewers which probably had no schizos or trolls in them, to ~20k with tens of them that gives you stress, must make you pretty depressed at times at the world. We already know Ame has a relatively depressing story too.

>>27843312
Judge for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pid5tfoOy8

>>27843304
Pekora is actually dancing on stage, fulfilling her Idol dream. That's fucking amazing.

>>27843295
when her ears move on her Live2D as she speaks it melts my heart

>>27843355
I mean, she could already far passed the million if she...

>Finished playing Banjo
>Played TLOU
>Played Doom Eternal

She just doesn't give a fuck

95% of the Minecraft streams the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

>>27843188
You do it like most Twitch streamers with games. Say at the start, middle and end that the game is sponsored, play it as usual, and refrain from leveraging the most devastating criticism at it, but do acknowledge problems. Amelia probably won't be able to do it especially for multiplayer competitive games because she's too accustomed to spewing salt everywhere and even if she manages to control herself it'll be weird as fuck and she'll lose authenticity points with the audience. Gura or Ina would be able to manage it.

>>27843448
It's really not fair that she got that high purely based on her design tbqh.

>>27843295
She loves what she does, regardless of whether it's playing games or learning english. That kind of enthusiasm is infectious and everyone on an instinctual level gravitates to that kind of people. It's the same reason OUR FRIEND is doing so well too. They might not be your waifu or oshi but they're the kind of vtuber you can watch and instantly have your spirits lifted because you're watching someone genuinely enjoying themselves.

>>27842856
She said she hasn't got a lot going on today so she'll be spending the day sleeping.

>>27843499
>The exquisite vessel
fuck me

This event is fucking kino, lads.

I can't imagine holo EN doing this in english.

Seeing Pekora makes it all worth it.

>>27843475
Schizos would complain regardless

>>27843228
>twitter girl with glasses complaining about the size of Mori's tits
>some boomer tweeting at whoever is in the office about this
>"why are they all white?"

>>27843473
That doesn't really change my assertion in any way.

>>27843402
Really says alot about how amazing the talents are. It still piss me off that people don’t think that Sora isn’t especially amazing just because she isn’t all flashy like the others.

>>27843221
All three seem to be going up at the same rate right now.

>>27843303
she legit got addicted to minecraft. 16 hours of minecraft a day will do that to you

>>27843481
Chat ruined all the potential jokes
Mori was lost in a crowd
Gura ventured away from the group and was a loot goblin
Ina sent secret messages to her chat
Ame did her best to hold everyone together
Kiara died in magma
Pretty okay all things considered

>>27843276
You think she wasn't streaming her late night marathons earlier this week because she was worried about being too boring?

>>27843561
based

>>27842038
>>27842075
>>27842122
>>27842183
They will suppress me bc they fear the truth.
I'm not going to stir up narratives or any of that garbage. I'm just like all of you the only difference is that my enjoyment from the streams comes from engagement and immersion. I can distinguish the fact that these are just women behind avatars that genuinely want to entertain their audience. I wish the nothing but the best of luck to all of you on these threads and hope you can see this and better yourselves as well. Also FUCK THE ANTIS AND I LOVE YOU UNITYBROS FEARTHEHYPO うおおおおあああああああ！！！

Is Mori's emoji member's stream public now? It showed up on my radar.

>>27843488
Ame... had a hard life.

>>27843475
Kiara promoting the latest Bad Dragon didlos when?

>>27843488
Couldn't she have just privated everything instead of deleting it?

>>27843599
Yes

>>27843511
>english only stream
>Wow, wow, wow. Yes. No. Oh no! Yeah

>>27843534
Wait, she didn't finish Banjo? Why

>>27843565
My fucking sides, I almost want this to happen to watch the meltdown.

>>27843382
Her refusal to apologise immediately afterwards for chat being right was great as well.

>>27843539
Depends how bad the game is. She almost said she hated Dark Deception and then interrupted herself to say she hates the level.

Is Kizuna Ai even relevant at this point??
Holo power brand is getting stronger. They also get to the top three trending world wide..

>>27843499
>The exquisite vessel
Moriiiii

>>27843549

>>27843576
>FBK 3k today
>Korone 5k today
>Gura 17k today
a-anon

>>27843303
Sleep deprivation from Minecraft addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtmfYz_LAY
Go watch them achieve Hololive's vision, anons.

>>27843221
i've never watched fubuki
korone's metal slug clip is what got me into vtubers

>>27843495
I jusr wanted my name read, that's why I care.

>>27843499
>>27843554
Mori seems like the kind of girl who would sarcastically go "ah yes, the sportsball" the moment you bring up football around her.

>>27843534
That doesn't really affect the sentence in any way.

>>27843591
Get fucked, chink.

>>27843129
What they did to Suisei was criminal, so much wasted potential.

My brain thinks Ayame whenever you guys write Ame

What do

>>27843488
Chat is actually getting better... for the most part. So she has that going for her.

>>27843295
wrong thread

Now that Amelia is hooked on Minecraft through the power of railtism, how can the others be forever bound to the game?

If they find out that you can create custom paintings with maps, which holoEN is gonna get trapped by that?

>>27843655
They've been 12k from one another for 2 days, m8

>>27843660
>70k viewers
If Gura was there they'd have 100k easily. She had 60k on her Karaoke stream alone.

>>27843549
She deserves it all for the ending skits alone.

Reminder
https://youtu.be/zjv1fenaFAA

>>27843660
Subaru's mouth in 3d looks weird af

>>27843591
It takes a special kind of talent to be objectively right about something but still manage to sound like a fucking retard while saying it.

>>27843382
>not the enderman chase scene

Goddamn I want to see mori do the idol step in 3D.

>>27843511
It's actually somewhat impressive she knows some relatively random day-to-day words like Olive. You can tell she's actually learning English vocab rather than just conversation.

>>27843660
>73k viewers
sugoi

>>27843499
>The exquisite vessel
fuck you Mori we know its a stupid name

>>27843630
N64-kun's AV cable died and she hasn't found a replacement yet

>>27843613
Hololive branded onaholes and dildos would double Cover's market cap overnight

>>27843488
Chat was an order of magnitude better for the guerilla stream than the collab.

>>27843488
What is it about her chat that is so bad? I hide it every time so I took no notice.
Backseat gamers?

>>27843389
Because it's pre recorded, like everytime

>>27843124
>>27843143

>>27843681
>where can i tunnel to today

>>27843703
Someone needs to edit that image so it just says >Eat
>Creep

>>27843629
Did better than Luna or FBK.
FBK's felt like she was being held at gunpoint. I didn't even watch Matsuri's.

>>27843716
Stop trying to gather (You)s. Enjoy the show, anon-san.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtmfYz_LAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtmfYz_LAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbtmfYz_LAY

>>27843661
God I really do love her. Even her gaming is normal, that she’s actually insane and would play to the point of her body screaming at her in pain.

>>27842921
She is the HoloJP I fap to the most

Nousagis are we winning yet?

>>27843723
I mean we saw her collect all the materials needed for a table on stream. All she did off stream was just build a basement and put it all together.

>>27843733
shes a musician not a dancer

>>27843716
>all the girls pulling off fancy moves while Gura just hops around
would actually be kino

>>27843575
>First ever holo.
>Millions of subscribers.
I know! Let's cast four more actresses to play the same character!

>>27843718
No one who's subbed to her would actually watch her outside of the handful of meme clips she's spawned. So they wouldn't have seen them anyway. It really isn't fair that "muh cute eekum bokum high pitched doggo kawaii" can get you to the top.

>>27843687
no, gura was more than 20k away from korone just yesterday. today she's 16k away. i know because i made this projected growth graph yesterday

>>27843703
Who?

So why doesn't Cover help Mori get a good apartment?

>>27843124
She doxxed Aloe

>>27843629
>>Wow, wow, wow.
she is a dog after all

I want the ENs to do this, call it cringe all you want but seeing Gura wiggling her butt or Mori's tits shaking in their idol outfits would be absolutely kino.

>>27843758
I want to hug korone and pekora with the force of a thousand suns.

>>27843765
Backseat gamers and a constant stream of LEWD and TOXIC whenever she says anything.

>>27843502
>shitty nip ha ha hilarious they so le wacky morning lescue amirite advertising is otaku culture
Go back...

>>27843828
anon just ask for the copypasta next time

Im starting to sour on mori anyone else?

>>27843577
>Ame mellows out because of Minecraft.
>In other news: There is a new flat continent.

>>27843828
How many times do we have to tell you?
>>27843129

>>27843692
>Mori commentates over the superb owl game but treats it like Calvinball

I'm sorry, are there people in here upset that Cover got a sponsorship from a huge food company worth hundreds of millions of dollars?

>>27843813
Dilate

>>27843758
Why the heck does it take so long to find replacement cables? Just go to Akibahara or something.

>>27843762
Yup, she actually had great interaction and banter with her chat today. It was moving at maybe max 2 messages a second and didn't try to backseat her except when she asked for it. No LEWD or TOXIC shit this time either, except with the strip mine part which she invited.

WTF WATSON
They're gonna get suspended for this, right?

>>27843773
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it all stream, asked chat if they wanted to lick it
Nene and Kiara are going to get along so well

Holy shit. I found a fucking essay on Ame's latest minecraft VOD

>>27843828
Cover never helps their talents beyond the iphone, live2D stuff, and job opportunities unless you're Mel and you got sexually abused by your manager for months.

>>27843837
what the fuck do you mean by this post. I'm trying to understand but it makes no fucking sense jesus

>>27843713
what? no

>>27843807
And that's precisely why.

>>27843733
I want to watch mori c walk for 100k viewers

>>27843173
Ame streams are entertaining and comfy she manages to maintain a very good balance desipite her chat

>>27843221
>all three dont care about being the face of Hololive
Should have been Sora or Coco

>>27843591
You stand out like a sore thumb. Do your propaganda reps Chang.

>>27843867
back to /hlg/ dogfucker. 5 man collabs really bring the worst here.

>>27843837

>>27843495
Korone hasn't had to do any of this yet. But then she's in Hololive Gamers and sort of insulated from both collabs and this kind of stuff.

>>27843897
Post it.
Is it on par with the soup essay?

>>27843903
>>27843939
anonchamas....

Sharkbuff is real

>>27843759
Sponsored to coco and Matsuri

>>27843896
>renaming the file for extra authenticity
>edited the "GauGura left the game" to yellow as per suggested last thread
10/10 anon, great effort

>>27843481
Mori was being generally ignored by the others and was preoccupied with scrounging up whatever she can, because she has literally not played since last collab and has nothing.
Kiara was irrelevant until she died to lava, at which point she became a sulking drama queen who intentionally drowned herself while Gura watched.
Gura was wandering around doing whatever the fuck she wanted. She also gained a crossbow which she promptly used on Mori.
Ina was helpful as always and was the only sane one in the group besides Amelia.
Amelia was tard wrangling the rest of the group. Going so far as dictating objectives and giving everyone gold ingots so they could experience trading with piglins.

>>27843896
I need more of this.

>>27843221
Daily average increase calculated from weekly increase
>Fubuki: ~2,500
>Korone: ~4,500
>Gura: ~19,500
Subcounts over next 4 days based on above increases
>Fubuki: 943,000 -> 945,500 ->948,000 -> 950,500 -> 953,000
>Korone: 935,000 -> 940,500 -> 945,000 -> 949, 500 -> 954,000
>Gura: 920,000 -> 939,500 -> 959,000 -> 978,500 -> 998,000
Korone will never get first place, Gura will take it and keep it two days from now and will reach 1 million in between 4-5 days

>>27843946
Here ya go buddy

>>27843765
Fuckers won’t shit the fuck up and keep trying to tell her what to do, as with all the minecraft streams. Spamming crap and trolling.
It’s just part of the price when you stream minecraft, unfortunately.

>>27843636
Too bad they spoiled them regarding nasty surprises.

>>27843900
>unless you're Mel and you got sexually abused by your manager for months
spoonfeed onegai.

>>27842961
nah, it would be especially great for her due to gap moe

>>27843303
Lack of balance.
The initial idea was to do the more cerebrial thinking type games in tandem with the more visceral FPS games so she didn't go fully down the road of either GFE or Gremlin.

Now she's focused almost entirely on Minecraft where, despite its moments of creativity, a lot of it can be very repetitive and for someone used to online vs games there's not that sense of satisfaction from killing enemies in-game. I'd almost suspect that part of her is pushing herself so hard in it just so she can rush to the point where finally burns out and let herself go on to other things.

>>27843703
Ayame is dead bro

>>27843773
Well she's cute

>>27843896
Okay you fixed the color and layer, but the leave message should still be apart of the chat

>>27842906
"Translators Note: Fucking Kill Me"

t. Mori

In all seriousness, I feel like she would perform well enough with a script, but just relentlessly hate herself internally afterwards. And not in the funny kind of way.

So Nene+Kiara collab on friday, anyone else? Did she not say two during MK?
Our bird is popular.

>>27843939
I never knew 4chan x also filters file names, you learn something new every day

>>27843975
just wait for the minecraft buff today.

>>27843975
based, thank you for doing the math for me.

>Ina vid still private
I watched it live so no loss for me but it's not coming back at this point right? Didn't Mori edit the Mad Dad video much faster

>>27843903
Watch the fucking concert retard

>>27843712
Can you frame maps? I forgot.

>>27843312
Independence Day 3.

>>27843896
This is absolutely hilarious

>>27843896
Nice.

>>27843809
>Gura just does an awkward hoedown like Ashley Simpson on SNL

>>27843978
is this guy the next soo min park?

Do numberfags ever consider how Gura feels about reaching 1 million before anyone else in the group?
She is feeling the pressure of reaching a major milestone for the whole group before anyone else, who have been doing this for years and with your number fagging you are making it worse and worse, you are gonna make HER graduate.

HOLY SHIT PEKORA AND AQUA HOLDING HANDS IRL

>>27843984
its not about the gap moe, anon. The colors wont work. Light pink with white and navy blue is a shitty color palette. A black idol outfit like Azkis would probably work wonders though

>>27843978

>>27843225
DAMMIT INA.

what's the opposite of gap moe?

i want to impregnate cali

>>27843530
when she gets surprised and the ears go up too

ded

>>27843978
Jesus christ, based on the way it's written it's not a troll but actually serious
Minecraft really brings out all the autists

>>27844062
I don't know if concernfagging in order to counter numberfagging is a viable strategy.

>>27843978
I had hoped it would be about the girls, not the chat.
I hope Takamori gets around to playing together again. They wanted to do it weekly but Mori got sick and concert and stuff.

>>27843978
>tell her the entire reason why she should do x
Yeah as if it'll work with a chat this fast, dumbo.

SSS time baby!

>>27844024
what concert? Mori's?

>>27843978
️ With an Anvil you can repair Diamond tools so you don't need to waste iron on tools anymore ️

>>27843649
In YouTube not really but as a brand kizuna was irl big not just YouTube big. She had (Or still has?) deals with the Japanese government, did anime ops, had her own tv show and even met actual celebrities. The hololive curry collab is small fry in comparison

SSS

>SSS
!!!

>>27843933
Sora is fine the way she is. Better that she has a dedicated fandom than a bunch of hang ons that will eventually taint her image. Less is sometimes more anyway.

theyre singing THAT song

>>27844143
Well that one, but also the curry shilling.

>Shiny Smily Story
"based"

>>27844165
>>27844160
Detective Lloyd Bannings, is that you?

>>27844001
Some of her roommate's songs are about selling out and losing your authenticity for money.

>>27843304
I would 100% want to join HolostarsEN just so i can do a Whataburger promotion, especially if they pay my papa/mama to design me a fast food wagie outfit

>>27844062
I am Guras mother and I can confirm this

>>27843978
why are fags named Nick always like this?

>>27844072
closed barney

>>27844001
That's where our akasupa for therapy come in

>>27843896
I see you took the advice from anons last time and improved it. Very good, and I commend the effort.

>>27843978
What a cancerous little shit.

>>27843978
sasuga reddit spacer

https://streamable.com/0na7v9

Reminder that /hlg/ actually sang this song months ago LMAO

>>27844181
REEEE MORI CAN'T SING SHINY SMILY STORY THAT'S RESERVED FOR SHILLING CURRY

>>27843565
This is exactly what would happen.
They should stand clear of the disaster that is the NFL this season, and every season, no matter the one-time viewship size.

>>27844069
well, not matter what route they will go, I want them to add custom cheap-looking sunglasses just for her that she can use to be a giant dork on stage

>>27844150
Better to make new tools, someone should tell them to get fortune 3 on a pickaxe to mine diamonds though, it triggers me that they waste over half their diamonds

>>27844194
I'd do it if it were White Castle, just so more people can learn how disgusting their "burgers" are and stop disagreeing with me when I tell them so.

So HoloEn singing SSS when

>>27844210
>our
NEVER SUPERCHATTED NEVER MEMBERED NEIGHBOURS LAPTOP MOMS WIFI

>>27844143
This one

>>27843978
rrat

>>27844001
>And not in the funny kind of way.
Why am I laughing at the thought, then?

>>27843896
You're getting better

>>27843803
Yeess. It makes me proud watching Pekora from the start, she came from rejected by Niji to finally on this stage..

I cant take it anymore. I'm gonna gosling for pekora. She trancends all

>>27844183
Great thing that vtubers don't really have any authenticity

>>27843749
Her busting out works like 'elegant' is genuinely impressive.
Then she starts to read out her netflix playlist randomly and I get confused.

Subaru is carrying the trio hard. The other 2 are kinda awkward

>>27843987
Amelia really is one hell of a gamer. If you told me she was actually some neckbeard or something, I would actually be happy.

>>27844258
What???????

>>27844257
>NEVER SUPERCHATTED NEVER MEMBERED NEIGHBOURS LAPTOP MOMS WIFI
You forgot the most important part, anonchama: free entertainment. Please try harder next time

I just tuned in.
Why are they dancing in a giant ramen warehouse?

>>27843283
REEEE WHY ARE THEY ALL ASYSMETRICAL

>>27844280
Subaru is a total jobber.

>>27844251
EAT

>>27843660
Oh right, they're also idols haha

could you imagine Ina in one of those outfits

>>27843896
how hilarious would it be if next gurame stream Watson just deadpan says "are your vibes are on max"

>>27844280
Carried by her pits

>>27843283
Roboco's one would be really cute on Mori.

Idol/10. Prerecorded and lipsynched for maximum idol experience.

>>27844305
It's all an advertisement for instant curry

I think Gura's subs have slowed down a bit. 14k two days ago (no stream) and 17k over the last day (Minecraft collab). That's still great, of course, and better than everyone else, but she doesn't seem to be pulling 20k+ in a day like she was. She should still pass Korone and Fubuki soon and hit 1M first, I think.

>>27844267
>she came from rejected by Niji
What?

>>27844244
kek, the japs weren't even mad, they though the whole thing was for Miko coming back. it was literally just /hlg/ that seethed over it

>>27844280
That'd make sense. They're both shut-in NEETs, if Aqua is to be believed, she can't even order food properly in a restaurant

>>27844258
Yeah, HoloEN wouldn't do that as they're not really an Idol group. Having said that I don't mind some advertising as long as it fits the character, Ame could talk about Kit-Kats, Kiara about the PS5 she got from Burger King etc.

>>27844244
>I now remember that sad cat post
My sides

>>27843975
handy dandy line chart for those who need to see it visually to understand

>>27844280
Pekora and Aqua? Awkward? No way, man!

>>27844305
prease andastando cultural differences

Kino ending. I thought they weren't gonna sing SSS.

>>27844305
For that sweet sweet sponsorship money

>>27844119
This week Mori is playing Blasphemous, an undisclosed pixel art game and maikura with Gura. I'm not sure if she postponed DOOM for the time being but that's possible too. She also has a recording on Tuesday. I doubt that they will make it.

>>27844312
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP

to be fair, most of her viewers are probably kids since it's Minecraft