/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Watson in/should be in 2 hours
Gura Members-only Movie Watchalong https://youtu.be/UBkzB5swUUc
Ina Hades https://youtu.be/kZOAG6nyIQo
Mori's First Free Live Concert https://youtu.be/M4shflYdXf8
Kiara Mario Kart https://youtu.be/8g9Hvs8EH48
>>Teamup schedule!!!
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1

If you could be stuck in a lift with one of the HoloENs, who would it be?

>>27760897
Sora Daisenpai, cause she is seemingly only allowed to be friends with non-JP girls and I want her to be happy

salman

>>27760936
elevator pitch Mori my dumb song ideas.

>>27760907
So hlg is a tsundere

Guh

10 years since haachama strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the aussie. i watch other holo girls streaming but it is no good. i flame gura on hlgg and try to resist the nazi meidos but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old haato cooking videos and cry myself to sleep.

>>27760936
gura because she would take up the least space and we would make out

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

>>27760879
Yeah in a "oh no guys I was just totally pretending I'm actually good!" way.
The same way she went "actually I could've gotten this moon easily, I just died a dozen times on purpose cause I thought it would be fun" way.

It's a joke.

>>27760918
Good job, you are just as retarded as he is if you think she was being serious here.

>>27760938
Speaking of Sora, I hope she gets that collab with Mori that she's been wanting

can someone post a picture of FBK's boyfriend

>>27760936
I am a dead beat so I'd love to see sweaty, flustered Mori
But seeing Kiara panic would be hilarious

>>27760950
>elevator pitch Mori
Okay, that's funny

>>27760931
Is there enough plausible deniability for Mori to do a Deep In Abyss cover? She sounded quite nice in that vid.

>>27760938
I feel bad for Sora, the whole pedestal schtick really isolates her from all the fun.

>>27760829
>when hlgg is the containment thread for toxic fans that hate JP?
Except that was literally never the case dipshit. Most of the EN fans like JP, but some of the super-schizo toxic gigafaggots in /hlg/ with their pathetic yellow fever flip the FUCK out over the EN girls and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEE. So that thread was turned into a containment zone for their autism and /hlgg/ was promoted to the hololive main thread. You are free to talk about JPs here. The people who give you shit about it are mainly /hlg/ falseflaggers and shitposting trolls.

>>27760943
based

Is Moona slowly learning japanese? It's adorable.

>>27760971
One sec, I'll make a selfie.

If I go to sleep now can I can I be awake in time for Hades or at least Mori's concert?

Moona is about to pass tree rat in subs. The new holoID queen the architect

Is it wrong to want to buy a kazoo after hearing my Mori play one

Shiggy

>>27760936
Mori and all the others after they had a Mexican dinner.

>>27760936
Gura as she is cute and funny

>>27760971

>>27760984
Literally the best way to learn a language is be forced to so you can communicate to the people around you

>>27760899
Just checked, the radio volume slider in the options disables the world radios as well.

>>27760936
Calli so we could just be awkward together and wonder if we should say something to break the silence but then we both start talking at the same time, both say "Sorry", then both lapse into even more awkward silence while silently berating ourselves in our heads for being spergs.

>>27760936
Mori
bonus points if she brings the harmonica

>>27760943
Based

>>27760998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUpN5sefwTA

>>27760966
Has she talked about that a bunch?

>>27760988
Yeah but you will miss the watson in 1 hour 20 mins.
Personally I'll be powering through the night. Ina's stream is at 1am for me.

>>27760963
she literally said her strategy at the beginning of the match was "just doing whatever to bait people into making mistakes." she said this at the start. i've actually watched the stream so shut your stupid mouth, schizo.

>>27761000
Imagine the S M E L L E
Tbh, a whole lift of girls desperately trying to hold it in sounds pretty lit, as they say

Watson is my favorite.

>>27761003
>1 ARS
Is that toilet paper tier?

>>27760960
Less than 9 hours, I am glad I have Gura's watch along and karaoke to speed time up to the event.

>>27760974
Sure, not like she'd be the first (or last) to cover the song. Getting permissions is, as always, the greatest barrier.
>>27760936
Mori so I could awkwardly break the ice with "...So ya like rap, huh?" and then say nothing else.

>>27761014
She's only talked about it once but she said she'd really like to make music with her

How was the Kiara/Subaru stream?

>>27761025
MY favourite

>>27761006
It does? Thanks for checking anon.

>>27760936
Ame. I wonder how long it'd take for her to lose her shit and start punching and kicking me.

>>27761022
Yes, she said that. IT WAS A JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARD: How socially inept are you?
It's no different from me going "hah I let you have those first few matches, I wasn't even trying"

>>27761049
Double Extrovert birds having a good time / 10

>>27760943
b-b-b-b-b-b-BASED

>>27760998
Get a kazoobie kazobo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDP0lLhwxs

>>27761031

No, its worse. Toilet paper is absorbent, that isnt.

>>27760952
It was fucking hilarious to watch their denial constantly evolve from
>this collab is going to be a disaster
>n-no subaru is just faking it, she's actually really uncomfortable and just pretending to have fun
>w-well, this stream is actually fun, but it's only because of subaru
>well, okay Kiara's ALRIGHT I GUESS when she speaks nip, she can be the one acceptable EN holo for us enlightened weeaboo nippon cumdrinkers, but fuck the rest of the EN girls tho!!! I'm not some dirty EN lover!!!

>>27760976
>and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEE
that sounds awfully similiar to doxxfags now that you meantion it.

>>27761010
Gosh, that style of MMD and the music made me so nostalgic

>>27761024
>>27761000
Glad to see I'm not the only one.

New narrative: HLG and HLGG get along fine, but trolls and not real fans ruin everything

>>27760976
>but some of the super-schizo toxic gigafaggots in /hlg/ with their pathetic yellow fever flip the FUCK out over the EN girls and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEE
It's a pretty small majority of them. /hlg/ actually likes Ina, Mori and Kiara, but they dislike Gura and Amelia for being more like Twitch streamers with Twitch "memes" and Twitch chats.

It's not Gura's fault for having a fanbase like that since she grew so large, but Amelia 100% promoted that kind of fanbase due to her gremlin persona.

ASSERTING DOMINANCE

1 hr+ until I can have my fill of Ame's voice again...

>>27761031
I'm pretty sure toilet paper is unironically worth more

>>27761054
>Ame gets stuck in a lift with a teamate
>5 minutes in and she's clawing at the walls, screaming about bugged lift mechanics and how she didn't even press any buttons

>>27761049
Almost shattered their mics with a double bird scream at one point.

>>27761031

>>27760931
Mori for 12 hours, eventually her fat tits would be so sweaty to the point we eventually agree on doing something about it.

>>27760998
I want her to play the Aztec death whistle

>>27761058
the real joke is that you missed that amelia plainly gave away her strategy to kiara at the beginning of the match and she still fell for it

>Moona is still breeding dogs
Whats her endgame?

>>27761076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE is 9 years old now

>>27761084
omorashi and desperation fans unite

>>27760931
Oh that looks great
>>27760960
Here and listening to my boy's music preparing for the live show
>>27760936
Kiara, I think her reaction would be hilarious

>>27760999
>getting flashbacks of ina and ame playing that cursed baseball game

>>27761044
>Mori so I could awkwardly break the ice with "...So ya like rap, huh?" and then say nothing else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_j5tDuakKU channel Jim Carrey energy

>>27760999
i dig

>>27760966
Sora will be singing with Gura.

>>27761031
No. Toilet paper has a use. 1 ARS is "that decimal amount of cash that just gets rounded up or down" tier.

>>27761109
She didn't have a strategy. You have actual brain damage for taking anything she says at face value.
Absolute schizo.

>>27761024
Which one would be the first to "break the silence"?

>>27761049
Low energy

>>27761090
I lost it so hard when the battery low message appeared.

>>27761004
Man, it's really cute watching those two trying to communicate. I like how they're really respectful for each other, with Pekora trying out english and Moona trying japanese instead of just a one-way street.

>>27761113
>9 years
FUUUCCCKKK bro, I wasn't prepared for these feels
>ayyy senorita

>>27761111
Taking over /hlg/.

>>27761095
it isn't the exchange rate between the currencies that matters in this case. it's that the pricing for membership and SC tiers is lower than the exchange rate would imply.

>>27761111
Conquering /hlg/

>>27760936
Mori for 12 hours, eventually her fat tits would be so sweaty to the point we eventually agree on doing something about it.

>>27761090
I hope she saw Subaru's Hawkeye shrine.

>>27761049
Easily Kiara's best stream, I hope she collabs more with JP

>>27761047
They'd probably get along decently actually, they both share a like for weird RPGmaker horror games.

>Gura's subrate declining already

>>27761054
>>27761093
>Suggest an idea to get out of the elevator
>Get berated for backseat escaping

>>27761166
>Mori for 12 hours
I reckon she'd brap at some point

>Hey....as an Austrian...have you heard of this book called the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

>>27761111

>>27761144
I loved it when Ina added it to the fanart as well.

Teacucks genuinely believe Amelia is some kind of 200 IQ genius. Explains why she talks down to her chat like children.

>>27761160
>>27761154
kek

>>27761049
The fact it was an off-colab gave it some seriously good energy. I wonder how long they hung out beforehand.

>>27761154
>>27761160

>>27760943
stomak

>>27761111
Domestication as food

>>27761134
you're the idiot schizo for doing mental gymnastics to explain away something she said she was gonna do, then did it, then explained again what she did. kill yourself.

>>27761140
It would be funny if Mori lived up to the brap stereotype, but I somehow feel that Ina would be suffering in silence until she suddenly "breaks the ice"

>>27760936
Ina, I bet she smells the best but gets sweaty easily

I want to consensually hug pekora and kiss her in the cheeks.

>>27761203

>tfw don't need to move to argentina or use vpn because my currency is shit too so i could spam $25 akasupas if i had the money
feels good (bad)

I LOVE KIARA

>>27761085
/hlg/ and /hlgg/ are brought together by Moona's gravitation field!

CAM'ON KFP, TRANSLATE SOOM FOOKIN' CLIPS!!

>>27761178
>Declining
>Will hit 900k today or tomorrow

Ogey

>>27761219
Wrong thread but same

Ghostbusters remastered should be fine for Gura's stream right?

>>27761177
I hope so. Sora needs some more people to collab with, she seems pretty lonely.

What if Ina beats Hades in her first try?

>>27761209
Yes watson is very smart we get it

day 35: i am still addicted to the sound of gura's voice

>>27761227
What country, anon?

>>27760894
How was the collab? I woke up too late as I expected.

I really want watson's concoction makes a return someday.

>>27761203

>>27761178
The only thing standing between her and a million is a minecraft nether stream.

>>27760894
How do two geese have sex?

I think all of EN outshines Coco

>>27761224
Glad we got Ame UUOOOOOOH. Now if only the artist had been lazy enough not to draw Gura's reflection so we could put our own cunny versions in it.

>>27761203
https://streamable.com/khz4g8

>>27761231
Clips are unironically better than streams. So much wasted time of them doing nothing or just reading names to thank. Just give me the fun parts and translate the jap to the Aryan language already.

>>27761115
>Kiara, I think her reaction would be hilarious
I hope you're ready for a mental breakdown in the elevator

>>27761194
>teamate says Ame tried to do something smart but wasn't quite smart enough to pull it off
>TEAKEKS THINK AMELIA IS A 200 IQ GENIUS LMAO
This is what schizo antis sound like.

>>27761240
thats what im watching. hoping there isnt extra scenes or something

>>27761178
The dog fear the shark

http://poal.me/hut934

>>27761201
>tfw this pic was a meme literally 11 years ago

>>27761209
You are hands down the single dumbest person I have ever seen on all of /jp/. Your complete inability to comprehend typical banter is astounding. I can only assume you have never had a single friend in your life.

Kiara was so much better in this collab than in most EN ones, but then again, she's been improving in the EN ones also, but dunno, did it feel different for any one else?

>>27761233
>tomorrow
Try in a couple of hours when she starts streaming, she is already at 895k

>>27761239
>wrong thread
>global

Since when is Japan not part of the Earth?

>>27761243
>>>/wsg/3651540
Sora has lots of non-holo friends to collab with!

>>27761280
coco have 0 talent

>>27761178
>tfw karaoke stream soon
its over korona, your days are over its sharks time to shine

>>27761085
I mean yeah that’s fair just go ask them directly about the trolling and when it happens and they will tell you they get more trolls when there is less ens on and we get more trolls when en is on

>>27761251
Nah, won't get past Asphodel.

Did the Subaru collab finally silence the Kiara antis? Just finished watching it and can't really think how it could've gone better. Maybe Kiara could've translated more, but it's impossible to tell if that would've been worse for the energy of the collab.

>>27761302
nah you're retarded

>>27761311
prove to me that japan exists

>>27761321
> member

Yeah about that...

>>27761203
Where are her gills

>>27761178
It's over. Shark is finished. Now instead of hitting 1 million subs in 3 days it might take 3 days plus a an hour or two.

It was nice knowing you chumbuds!

>>27761309
Oh does she have a public stream today? Yah itll be within the day then

>>27761280
Coco is far more entertaining than HoloEN, as much as I love EN they are leagues below her in charisma and presence. When she comes back, she will DOUBLE all the top holos subscriber rates and supachat.

>>27761274
>This meme
I know that she made some weird tweets, but is this chick an actual pedo or just an act or joke.

>>27761178
Am I the only one that feels gwar's numbers are artificial and should be more in-line with the other HoloENs? I get that she's the new meme loli, but it doesn't feel like a win if most of those subs aren't actively watching her

>>27761311
Since jp skitzos in hlg succeeded from the global union

>>27761308
honestly her best collab but it wasn't with her own Gen so idk how to feel about that

Is English Kiara's second, or third language?

Her JP seems better than her EN

So who would be a good HoloJP collab for Mori that could deal with her awkwardness?

>>27761286
>Mike's a whore
Mike's a whore.

>>27761290
Even before then you all gushed over how intelligent Ame is when she's done literally nothing to show she's any smarter than the rest of the ENs

>>27761308
everyone else in EN is introverted damaged goods, it makes sense that Kiara would get along with someone that is more sociable

>>27761267
that one with the kremlin

>>27761363
Why do you think Fubuki has the most subs?

>>27761288
Didn't think about it that way, hey I'd try to comfort her if she broke down like that

>>27761269
I'm surprised that wasn't an ASMR option: some kind of strange audio drug hallucination.

Post movie snacks
>ranch and sourcream chips ,doritos
>sprite with koskenkorva

Just rewatched カオス鳥 collab. One of the best streams I've ever seen.... hope the future JP EN collabs are just as good

>>27761315
Based, ponpoko is cute. Too bad her friends omesis are dying

>>27761356
Clap clap next meme but plug motherfucker

>>27761251
Asphodel midbosses will wall her if she even gets that far, unless athena spams her with boons.

>people still think Ame can't play chess
Her roommate played and had multiple chess videos. She absolutely knows how to checkmate and about piece promotion, she was just messing around.

>>27761363
They do though, look at the vod viewership

>>27761379
It's just banter, my friend. Can't you take a joke? Haven't you had a single friend?

>>27761280
Reddit dragon has way more charisma and can play off of anyone better than everyone in EN, but yeah when it comes to actual talent EN has her beat

>>27761308
Think the ETL makes it a tiny bit harder for her to communicate in a casual fashion in English.

>>27761363
you may as well say that FBK's subs are "artificial" too since many of them subbed due to her karaokes and scatman clips, not because of her actual game streaming content

>>27761406
Epic Athena Dash boon first pick, then she'll get Merciful end and just wreck face with cheesy doom/deflect combos.

>>27761278
DOUBLE REPPUKEN

>>27761363
>subs aren't actively watching her
She has some of highest views on solo streams out of all Hololive, what are you on about?

>>27761007
This is truly wholesome and cute

>>27761346
Hidden

>>27761111
Watching her stream right now, I have to wonder does Pekora actually understand English or what?

>>27761395
Cheese sticks and Diet Pepsi

>Miko teasing a possible return DURING Mori's concert
Don't make me choose...

>>27761373
ironically coco, after seeing her video with polka

>>27761356
Complacent coco is still better than many JP holos and competitive Coco is unstoppable

>>27761383
Jelly. $25 in my currrency only gets me an orange supa. And you probably earn more than me.

>>27761173
>Easily Kiara's best stream,

Everyone says "Good Kiara stream", "Best Kiara stream", "Kiara very good", but no asks about Subaru. Did Subaru have fun or was she carrying an annoying kouhai?

>>27761395
Popcorn, because its a vegetable. Buttered of course.

>>27761387
desu Kiara seems like the most likely to panic in that sort of situation

>>27761315
hopefully she gets more people within hololive to collab with, the whole senpai worship thing they've got going for her seems to leave her isolated within her own company.

>>27761308
It's because you don't understand Japanese so you didn't notice the usual tard wrangling that the other girls always have to do with Kiara. it was still there.

>>27761352
I don't think she has any public streams scheduled for today, just the two member streams - however, there is the EN group collab on Saturday, which will be on all 5 girls' channels.

>>27761363
>when number antis think they have a narrative

>>27761415
No.

>>27761407
Yeah it's fascinating to see people here couldn't pick up her super S tone while she pulled all that shit. She was just toying with the audience.

Every time Watson starts liking or retweeting stuff on Twitter my only thought is. "Did she get any sleep at all?"

>>27761440
She knows just a tiny bit of english from watching TV. She doesn't actually understand english very well though.

>>27761460
Corns a veggie anon stop trying to flex on my super food

>>27761385
Memes and EoP appeal, but she's been around much longer. Same with Korone, foreigners love her her and she interacts with non-Japanese fans. Both should be more around the 700k mark

>>27761363
guras viewer/sub ratio is a lot better than FBKs and Korones

>>27761363
>Am I the only one that feels gwar's numbers are artificial
yes

>>27761483
Nice fake

>>27761407
She played speed chess and more often then not, the opponents simply dc'ed when they thought they had lost the game. She also was running on 2 hrs of sleep in 48hrs

>>27761186
Haha, that would be funny and gross, haha!

>>27761363
>subs aren't active
Nigger have you seen Korone's subscriber count compared to her consistent stream numbers? It's pathetic. Same goes for other Holos, most people just don't watch.

If the Holos don't have chat moderators what's stopping people from spamming malicious shit in their chatrooms?

>>27761458
I'm sure she's just grateful for her slice of the akasupas.

>>27761363
She has a lot of normie and younger subs that don't know anything about Hololive.

Source: My ass., but I believe it.

>>27761280
Coco would be the first to tell you she has basically no actual talents in terms of singing / whatever.

But she works hard and she's smart and charismatic as fuck. There's a reason she rakes in more cash from YT than anyone else

>>27761395
You don't wanna eat anything that makes crunchy sounds.

A boiled potato with butter and salt.

>>27761372
Third.

>>27761474
She is supposed to be playing MC at some point today

>Move in to my new flat in XXX-machi
>Weird sleepy looking white girl next door
>CONSTANT sound of kazoos, recorders, table slamming at night, and her muttering "fuck, I hate myself"

Wtf should I do bros

>>27761458
Subaru is a super extrovert. She had fun.

>>27761186
Don't get me excited

>>27761363
You posted the exact same thing last night. Go get a life.

>>27761483
Thanks number chad for btfo that numberanti

>>27761395
energy drinks and strong opiates

>>27761372
Likely second language, I doubt that she would've learned japanese before english in austria. Her jp is better because she lives in japan.

>>27761507
maximum cope

>>27761486
lole

>>27761473
>so you didn't notice the usual tard wrangling
what kind of retarded narrative is this? they got along just fine

>>27761491
>gura pulling her weight
who drew this shit

>>27761308
The EN collabs probably aren't as good for a mix of all the reasons that were already mentioned. Everyone in EN besides the bird are too introverted and it doesn't help that there's sort of a language/cultural gap with her being more Japanese than she is a Westerner so her jokes come off as too forced at times.

>>27761458
She enjoyed it so much, she was processed by her samurai ancestor
https://twitter.com/W4itY3s/status/1317103647591960578

>>27761336
no, some of them now post how kiara is going to abandon en. there also was someone trying to stir up shit with tentacult saying that ina is now failing lol.
antis are vermin as bad as bugmen, you cant really get rid of them.

Moona and Peko are breeding Villagers

>>27761395
Celery and water.

>>27761491
>clothes
Wtf.

>>27761395
Water because I'll have dinner before it starts

>>27761539
Bring her dog treats and kit kats haha it would be so funny I bet she'd get a kick out of it

>>27761539
You gotta check out dem tits if they match you gotta fuck ya bro #nohomo

>>27761539
Go say hi, she sounds like a cool girl

>>27761491
Where's the goddamn stream reservation Watson?
Ina put hers up 12 hours in advance.

Pekora showing Moona her slaves!

>>27761554
Oh that's true, she probably learned EN in Austria in school.

>>27761407
>Ame was tired as fuck (only slept 2 hourse), audibly annoyed, really wanted the stream to end, and told Kiara to stop dragging it/hurry up with her moves multiple times
>BUUUUT she was totally intentionally dragging it out for the lulz!!!

Teacucks are pathetic.

>>27761308
>Kiara wanted to be a holoJP
Here you go. I hope she finds her way as a honorary JP, because no matter how I look, she feels out of place in EN.

>>27761540
I checked the schedule on her twitter, but there's nothing about a minecraft stream today - or was this announced during the dark deception steam?

>>27761407
Just because she has played chess before that doesn't mean she's GOOD at it. She knew how the pieces move, that's about it.

>>27761483
blizzard...

>>27761450
I doubt that she would dub the return stream お知らせ.

>>27761528
>Source
I mean, this thread proves that pretty well

>>27761178
in your head maybe

Numberchads where you at numbersperchuckingniggercudas need not apply

>>27761491
The only answer is no, even if Ame keeps reminding us otherwise.

>>27761628
Man, if I were Ame, I'd never want to collab with that stacy menhera Kiara again
Idk how she stays professional

>>27761372
>Is English Kiara's second, or third language?
It doesn't really matter what she learned first, she's just better at communicating in Japanese because she's literally living in Japan and has to use the language constantly. If she moved out of Japan and went to an English speaking country then she would feel more comfortable speaking in English after a couple of months. That's just how it works sometimes.

t. also know 3 languages

>>27761539
Introduce yourself and ask to borrow a cup of sugar.

>>27761474
>getting new subs
>from streams only old subs can watch
Are you guys retarded?

>>27761628
You don't get it dude you're just not smart enough to understand Amelia's humour

>Moona is 1k subs away from taking Risus permanent position as top subbed ID
>She is currently hanging out with Pekora a lot snatching up her JP viewers, forcing Pekora to bow down and speak English
>She will soon collab with the EN girls and snatch up many new EN viewers
How is it the most autistic girls get the most success?

900k in 4 to 5 hours

>>27761491
Is this another version?

>>27761544
I'm more of a full bladder fag myself but any kind of desperation or embarrassment is hot af, especially from someone like Mori

>>27761512
H-haha, totally gross, r-right

>>27761372
Her Japanese is better than her English. 8+ years of JP experience.

>>27761581
I thought that was canadian english though?

>cant sing
>cant draw
i bet Ame is a great dancer

>>27761673
What language is Kiara's internal monologue tho?

>>27761187
I don't believe Kiara has actually out-right said she was Austrian on stream so that would be rude. She's only said she wasn't German

>>27761379
Ame is autistic, she has certain type of intellect. She's not super smart, but she has an obsessiveness to learn things. Calling her extremely intelligent is a joke on the fact that she's supposed to be a detective.
Where you not here during Superliminal?
The 0 INT, 100 LUCK meme about her was born then already.
There is certain duplicitousness to her character, so people have fun trying to figure out how her mind really works.

Are people seriously thinking my Best friend Burger King Scatman Fox and everyones wife Finger cutting X-Potato spanish speaking dog aren't popular cause of memes?
Memes are the life blood of humanity

>>27761372
English is her second, Japanese her third

>when the chinese are acting up again

>>27761697
all part of the masterplan for burger money

>>27761578
HYDRODYNAMICS

>>27761730
No, that's exactly what we think, and it goes for loli shark too. If I see another "A" meme I'll unsubscribe

>>27761720
Nah brah, despite not having a loicense she's a great rider

>>27761596
>>27761578
Someone who didn't come up with the idea to cover their bodies with barrels, censor bars and eventually a big boat just because they didn't feel like drawing their clothes.

>>27761697
She's just doing things for fun. You literally can't hate her.

>>27761308
It's because her style is basically JP (playing a character) vs Ame and Gura who are literally just twitch thots with a swear filter slapped on. It clashes badly.
On the other hand her collab with Mori was pretty good because Mori also tries to be the JP style (it's just that her acting is really, REALLY bad).

The best collabs are when two huge personalities clash, that's why Pekora Marine collabs are the best and it's not even close. Most EN collabs are just zzzzz if you take off the "omg my oishi is playing with my secondary oishi!!" glasses

>>27761697
She has been playing nonstop

>>27761720
>basement gremlin
>white
Doubt it

>>27761722
White noise

>>27761628
Yeah so tired that she agreed to a memory game immediately after the chess game. Face it, she tricked you and you fell for it like a retard. Do your roommate reps next time and this won't happen.

>>27761720
Dancers are good at riding penises.

>>27761651
I like how /hlg/-faggots think FBK deserves to hit 1 million first more when she has the worst ratio out there, her superchat numbers are shit and her viewer numbers are also below average

>>27761722
Probably a mix of the three

>>27761372
She learned German naturally (first), English in school (second), and Japanese through weebdom and immersion (third). She admits openly that her Japanese is better than her English.

>>27761539
Rev your motorcycle
Chicks dig that.

>>27761539
Ask her what she thinks of thomas the tank engine

>>27761280
Show some respect to Coco. You shitty newfag

What do the ENs smell like?
Please be original with Kiara

Do you think Amelia and Gura still call each other with their Holo name playing Minecraft off stream?

>>27761702
This is the final week
This is where the Shark will reach one million subs

>>27761539
Go rev your bike outside her window.

>>27761395
apple cider, chocolate and cookies

>>27761572
>It's because you don't understand Japanese so you didn't notice the usual tard wrangling that the other girls always have to do with Kiara. it was still there.
t.EOP

>>27761720
Can't wait for her 3D debut.

>>27761763
>ina has a smaller censor bar than gura

>>27761372
>Her JP seems better than her EN
It is and she has said so multiple times.

>>27761763
The faces are expressive tho. I like it.

>>27761702
You fags told me it was going to be close or that she was going to struggle to catch up, what gives?

>>27761702
Dry land is nowhere in sight.

>>27761720
No only she'd suck at it she'd also blame you for it

>>27761308
>kiara says something to ame gura or ina
>awkard silence or sound

>kiara says something to subaru
>instant reply

>>27761539
Rent a motorcycle. When she starts making noises, bring it around under her window and rev loudly. Ghost Rider Everywhere System (tm)

>>27761539
Buy a motorbike and keep rev it every 5minutes.

SAME DES

>>27761803
yes. Better safe than sorry.

>>27761539
Go meet your new neighbor and be polite, she sounds like she could use a friend

>>27761795
>>27761805
Just realized that we may never hear Ghost Rider again after she moves
Which is probably a good thing, but I'll miss the memes

>>27761628
You sure get really mad at the idea that Ame jerked you around for funsies, huh?

>>27761722
I also know three languages, I only use my internal monologue when I read/write or recall conversations. And then I use whatever language I need to use.

When I have to think I think in silence because it's faster than sounding out words.

>>27761356
i overall like coco, but no way shes more entertaining than any of holoen, not to the english audience at least. unless hello motherfuckers and buttplugs are peak comedy for you i guess.

>>27761720
The only art shes good at is acting, because she makes for a great lier.

>>27761697
>forcing Pekora to bow down and speak English
She want to learn and interact with their foreign kohai and fans, and it drives Pekora's views up to the same level as holobirds collab

If Amelia had actually secretly been in control of it the whole time then we wouldn't have all these moments at which a check-mate was inevitable for Kiara
https://lichess.org/bUfqSJhd

Fact is that Amelia is a zoomer who just wants to go fast without overthinking her turns, whereas Kiara takes ages but does equally stupid moves. Both suck ass at chess, one just 5% less so / has a higher luck stat.

>>27761805
Make sure you do it shirtless too anon while playing some obscure jap rap

>>27761372
Her JP is why people called her a rejected JP Holo in the first place

>>27761555
What website is that?

>>27761702
Yubi girl...
Scattowoman...

>>27761842
Maybe she'll record a few high quality samples of him so that both her and that chat won't get lonely?

Gura's original song is going to have cringe worthy Japanese lyrics in it, isn't it?

>>27761804
It could even happen the same day Coco and Haachama return

>>27761803
of course, im sure most if not all holos do out of the sake of safety. if you get comfortable with one name you're bound to fuck up eventually

>>27761832
AW GEEZ

>>27761842
>tfw ghost rider 2: fiery boogaloo soon
Hype

>>27761858
>https://lichess.org/bUfqSJhd
Noooo not this again

>>27761812
Ina has raisin nipples, gura has big areolae.

>>27761730
>mfw Monsoon was right
DNA of the Soul.

>>27761722
Mine fluidly switches between English and Swedish so I assume she's the same but add Japanese to the mix.

>Watch the gura dd video
>Resets skills, nukes her ability to dash to get a maxed stun
>Complains that she's going way too slow
>Doesn't matter what setup she's running since she rarely uses abilities
Is DD worth the ten bucks it costs or is it just streamerbait?

Reminder that ID is the strongest race in the world.

>It's one of these mirror rooms. Have you guys seen the, uh... have you guys seen the - heeheehaha... that reminds me, uh, have you seen the movie, um... wait it's not a mirror room... wa! ha! uh! what's that movie called!? UP! No, that's not up, haha. IT!

Like you all, I adore Gura and would like nothing more than to eat out her sweet loli cunny for hours - even if she's peed herself - but she's got some kind of brain damage, right?

>>27761684
I never said anything about her getting subs from member only streams; I simply mentioned that I don't believe she has any public streams this week, going by her schedule.

>>27761884
>bandaids

>>27761824
jesus, almost as if a ping of 200 ms can emulate awkward silences

>>27761803
I call my online friends I game with by their nickname instead of their real names, so most likely. It's weird to suddenly use a real name, especially when it's people you only really know from the net.

>>27761379
well she can guide gura to router

>>27761887
>Checkmate is now unavoidable.
>Lost forced checkmate sequence.

Everytime.

>>27761842
The real ghost rider may be gone but we're all ghostling for her in his stead

Risu please, play minecraft

>>27761816
Unexpected how much of a buff MInecraft was.
On the 12th at 22:00 EST she was at 808k (the start of the minecraft stream)
On the 13th at 22:00 EST she was at 844k (24 hours)

>>27761877
there are a few different kinds of songs that would be a good fit for her personality, and that's one of them.

>>27761884

>>27761895
highest number of COVID cases

>>27761896
Uhh not worth it just look up the lore vids my dude and watch a play through

>>27761720
Ame is a good leader she has a lot of empathy and perception

>>27761874
playboard

>>27761884

>>27761898
>Like you all, adore Gura
>but she's got some kind of brain damage, right?
I mean if she does why does it stop you from loving her? What if your son's born handicapped? Would you throw him in the trash?

>>27761824
This is true, but I think latency also plays a part in this.

>>27761280
Coco is more fun and charismatic than most of hololive in general, EN doesn't hold a candle. Coco has the power of connecting girls together, even going as far to buying Arks and getting everyone to play and setting up the hololive house, she was also a huge proponent of hololive english. HoloEn barely even have synergy with each other.

>>27761898
ADHD according to the autists in the thread.

Which HoloEN will be the first to have a Perfect Blue watch along?

/hlgg/ give me your strength so I can toss away my pride and ask for someone else's credit card for memberships.

>>27761864
I'll blast Shounen no Hearto at max volume while making Renton faces until Sony Music Japan copyright strikes me in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGlD-0sPvc

>>27761722
I'm trilingual and my internal monologue changes depending on my emotions.

>>27761684
I never said anything about her getting subs from member only streams; I simply mentioned that I don't believe she has any public streams today, going by her schedule.

>>27761884
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuhoooo

>>27761884
dangerously close to an abayo

Is gura's karaoke stream going to be archived? I'm torn between watching gura or ame's membership stream tonight

>>27761898
She has the developmental disabilities please be patient with our goblin daughter

>>27761896
Isn't the first part free?

>>27761898
i love her for who she is, anon

>>27761884
So this is what prime atlantean hoocha looks like, I wonder how it smells. Nice probably

>>27761943
Thanks

>>27761363
How new?

>>27761884

>>27761898
Yeah but clumsy and dumb girls are kinda cute. Especially for a loli.

It just makes me want to protect and headpat her even more.

>>27761798
But I do respect her. I just think EN outshines Coco

>>27761884
>Tongue punches her fart box.
Oops haha my bad.

>>27761989
i bet it smells like fish

>>27761722
All three depending on the topic/who she imagine talking to

>>27761946
Oh, it wouldn't stop me from loving her at all, I was just worried that if I asked "is the shark retarded" people would think I am a cunnyhater and give me an "ogey" instead of a real answer. I'd love her even more if she was slightly brain damaged, that shit is cute and hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84r4JEILEQ

We need moar highlight reels

>>27761915
>I call my online friends I game with by their nickname instead of their real names
Now that you mentioned it, I realize I do this too.

Too bad a decade old ign got stuck and I'm called "raw" by my online peers to this day

>>27761980
It should be.

>>27761957
Shut up bitch. Your dragon is graduating soon.

>>27761980
there's no clear indication about that but i will be recording it, at least. probably more than one person will record it.

>>27761965
Report back to us bro

>>27761884
HUAHHH

>>27761877
How can you like hololive but hate Japanese... it's paradoxical.

>>27761720
>steps on your feet constantly
>stumbles everywhere and causes the both of you to bump into everyone else on the dance floor
>tries to lead, only succeeds in giving you a busted lip when she trips and rams your mouth with her forehead
>night ends with her apologizing as she holds an ice pack to your face to reduce the swelling

>>27761980
Yes

>>27761925
When was her last minecraft stream anyway? The last one I remember seeing was the one where she was strip mining and her prisuners kept begging her to build a gulag.

>>27761884
That's a full meal

>>27761799
>Kiara
>The smell of scuffed hopes and dreams

>Mori
>Cigarette smoke from underground venues

>Gura
>Chum

>Ame
>Gamer girl piss bottles

>Ina
No clue

>>27761824
Weren't Kiara and Subaru literally sitting next to each other? Obviously there's going to a more natural flow of conversation when you're talking to someone in real life.

>>27761965
"Based"

>>27762013
desu I hope it's unarchived because then she can sing good songs instead of idolshit that Cover has permissions for like Kiara's stream

>>27761980
Im going to watch Ame's because I know that Gura's steam is going to be saved and and re-uploaded 60 million times over.

>>27761278
Corkscrew benis screws into corkscrew bagina.

>>27761178
Number shitposting with the JP that probably cares the least about numbers is something else.

>>27760936
Mori. Because we'd be fucking like dogs when the heat kicks in

>>27761884
uncensored + less bandaid

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84704451

>>27762008
Nah man even most chumchads accept our daughter is slow better then accepting she is some sort of esl though

>>27762009
hahaha holy shit you post here?

>>27761539
Whip it out!

>>27762023
I don't hate Japanese, I hate someone who doesn't know any Japanese thinking it's okay to write Japanese lyrics into their songs that they don't understand just because they work for Cover Corp.

>>27761957
I respect Coco's hustle, however Reddit dragon still gets on my fucking nerds and that voice is like nails on chalkboard.

>>27761395
Nothing.

You're supposed to eat BEFORE the movie so you 1. don't make any unnecessary noises 2. aren't distracted by your own hunger.

Are you all fatasses who need to eat two meals in the same time period?

>>27761964
https://youtu.be/afkN9H9aLow

>>27762041
based on what?

>>27762010
Gura needs to hire an editor. She could put these on her channel and fucking kill it. Pewdiepie got a majority of his early traction through highlight clips.

>>27762012
You don't understand anything, if Cover got rid of Coco or Haato for their minor transgression japanese fans would riot and everyone would suffer, including holoEN

Imagine shark cunny soup

>>27762053
>no-bandaid version looks like it's been sewn shut
Kek

>>27762042
>>27762013
>>27761980
Can we all agree that Gura should sing more English songs?
Don't get me wrong I love her singing JP as well, but her Fly me to the Moon was something else.

There's some really nice older 70s/80s/90s stuff I would absolutely love to hear her sing

>>27761858
Don't take the Ame is in control deadly seriously. It's just some fun. Unless you really want to go deep in the narrative.
Whatever you think of the rest of the game, Ame promoting to rook second time was undeniably a throwing move. The fact that she was willing to do such a throwing move, doesn't necessarily mean that she was being big brain about it, but instead she simply was comfortable losing. She was just having fun with Kiara.

MOONA NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_heJG4smD4&feature=youtu.be

>>27761348
She will plateau at 999,983

>>27761916
you can just tell that they didn't know how to respond or don't want to respond regardless of the delay. there were a lot of awkward silences in that one chess game where it was mostly kiara talking while ame just tired as fuck

>Moona getting hungry again

>>27761961
Kiara

>>27761898
She is the most introvert of the bunch and its playing up her character to exhaustion, if you watch her past streaming attempts youll see a really quiet and timid girl.

>>27762066
I'M TRYING JC

Anyone have the webm of Kiaras eyes up close?

HOLY SWEATERS SOMEONE MADE A TWITTER POST MUST MAKE VIDEO

>>27761898
The pee adds to the flavor.

>>27762085
I'd like her to sing more english songs and I don't mind her singing japanese songs especially if she starts singing city pop, but I don't wanna hear idol songs

>>27762085
i don't really care what she sings as long as she's having fun. really.

Does any Holo actually numberfag? I dont mean they celebrate a sub milestone I mean they are AS autistic as the people in these threads

>>27762081
Gura hates pewdiepie

>>27761491