/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How's the flesh wound?

>>277253
eh?...

>>277248
And you are?

Stop fucking stuttering

>>277263

WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK OFF.

God Alice, I told you not to sleep over. Christ, why don't you make me some breakfast and coffee, as long as you're here

>>277257
eh?!... you don't remember?...

>>277263
st..stuttering?

>>277273
eek!

>>277278
>WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK OFF.

Not you Alice

NOT THIS GUY AGAIN

>>277281
Nnnn...

>>277257
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk

appropiet song

Don't worry, Alice. I still love you.

>>277292
no you don't you just whant the sex

>>277281
I-I-I-I was just lonely... *sniff*

>>277292
*squeeze*

>>277295
The sex comes with the love.

>>277295
s-sex?

Alice is mai waifu.

I will love and cherish her forever.

>>277304
*squeeze!*

in b4 DV alice copypasta

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

>>277315

NO
FUCK YOU
;_;

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it. I love you~

Now lets play a nice game of "you make me breakfast while your dolls give me a handjob as I think about your dead MILF mom." Ok?

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>>277320
Wh.. what's a milf?

Wh..what's a handjob?

>>277327
th..that's such a sad story!

>>277315
>>277318
>>277325
>>277327

>>277315
>>277318
>>277325
>>277327
I AM CRYING

SO HARD RIGHT NOW

THE TEARS, THEY WONT STOP

FUCK YOU

>>277339
And thank god it's just a story. I don't think I could bear to live without you, Alice.

>>277331
Less talky more cooky, babe.

It means your mom is attractive and I want to fuck her. And so I think about her as your lovely dolls stroke my penis. Christ, you are so dumb. Its like raping a child when we have sex. Now WHERE IS MY FUCKING BREAKFAST?!

>>277347
Um.. but... love can overcome everything right?...d-don't cry Anonymous... I'll make you some breakfast...

>>277352
STOP MISTREATING ALICE, GODDAMMIT.

>>277352
I'm still confused... w-we had sex?

>>277349
I'm so happy...

I'm sorry, I can't get outside the screen.
I am a 2-dimensional girl.
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you!

>>277327

GOD FUCK NOT AGAIN FUCK YOU I`M CRYING RIGHT NOW FUCK!

Um... what would you like for breakfast? Cake or pie?

>>277381
Delicious Cake.

>>277387
I love you....

>>277390
I KNOW. You don't have to tell me a thousand times, now get back to the kitchen with you!

>>277390
I love you too, Alice.

>>277381
I would like to eat your delicious cake, Alice.

>>277394
>>277396
*blush*

Oh Alice, you are so vain.

Hey Alice! Is there pie today?

FUCK YOU, ANON, FUCK YOU! I`M FEELING SO LONELY NOW I`M CONSIDERING BECOMING AN HERO. FUCK!

>>277410
Here you go...
>>277423
N-no... you wanted cake...
>>277424
B-but! You're always a hero t-to me...

>>277457
>B-but! You're always a hero t-to me...

THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

>>277457
Alice, your cake is the best. I could spend all night eating your delicious cake. If you know what I mean.

>>277473
...

>>277483
w..well I should go...I-I'll be back later Anonymous...

>>277497
Going back to the black and white, huh.

I would love Alice forever and never let go.

Who are you going to spend Valentines day with?

I hate to say it, but I'm going to be by myself this year. It seems like no one in Gensokyo even remembered to give me any valentines. Isn't that funny? I tried to ask Marisa about it but she said she was too busy and had some stuff to do at the Hakurei shrine. It's alright though, I've got Hourai and Shanghai to keep me company and we're going to make some valentines chocolate maybe just in case some one comes over and wants some chocolate. I'd really like if someone came over, just once. We could drink tea and have chocolate and I could show them my lovely doll collection. I want to show Marisa but she always says she's busy and has to go to the Hakurei shrine. I wonder what she does there? It must be quite an exciting place, but when I try to go there Reimu just tells me to go away and leave her and Marisa alone. It makes me feel a bit sad, but I can always come home and tell Hourai and Shanghai about it. They listen to me. They're good dolls. They never call Alice names like "creepy", "leaks poop" and "freak".

Still, this valentines day I wish I could have found out what it's like to hold someone. I once worked up the nerve to ask Marisa, but she said some horrible things she couldn't possibly have really meant and told me to play with my dolls. It must feel so nice to have someone in your arms. I bet it's really nice. Oh well, maybe next valentines day someone will come here and eat chocolate and we can try holding eachother. It's really curious that no one came this year, isn't it? I guess they were all busy, valentines isn't a holiday or anything. That's probably it. Lots of important stuff can come up on a day like today.

It must be wonderful to do small things like eat meals with another person around. It's usually so quiet around here, with no one coming to visit and me being alone all the time. I don't mind it so much, though. I have Hourai and Shanghai and all my dolls to take care of, and they keep me company even if they can't talk. Have I told you how good at listening they are? They'll just sit there and listen for hours to me talking about any little thing. I once tried having a long conversation with Marisa but after a few minutes she told me to shut up. I don't think she meant it though. She said she was busy and going to Hakurei shrine. I probably interrupted her from doing something important and she said some rash words that she didn't really mean.

Getting hugged must be great. I know you'll be surprised by this, but I've never been hugged. It seems like the kind of thing that would make valentines with another person nice. Isn't that funny? Little old me never having been hugged? I think it's kind of funny. I guess I'm just unlucky. I almost got hugged once but Marisa told the person who was going to hug me that I leak poop and then they didn't hug me. I felt a little bit sad but I suppose it's alright since it was just a joke.

I really hope I can spend this valentines day with Hourai and Shanghai. For some reason they haven't moved at all, and I'm a little bit sad because they're usually the only ones around besides me and it's hard to find anyone else to listen. It'd be nice to have them up and about because without their help the chocolate I'm going to make will turn out bitter, and that would be just awful if anyone happens to show up. I'm only a little bit sad, because I'm sure Hourai and Shanghai will get up again in time to make chocolate. Just in case anyone drops by. It's funny that no one's ever come by here, isn't it? Not even for valentines chocolates. Can you believe that? I've been here by myself for as long as I can remember. I even made a funny song about it. "The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone." Well, actually Marisa made the song about me.

It's a little bit dusty in here, isn't it? All this dust is making my eyes water. I guess I should clean up a little in case anyone comes to have chocolate on valentines day. It would be nice to have someone come. Maybe if they ate my chocolate they might like it enough to even try giving me a hug. It would be my first one. I think that would be really good. Hugging someone must feel so good. I don't leak poop, it's okay to hug me.

I guess I should start getting ingredients for the chocolate. I should get enough for everyone, just in case they all decide to come here and surprise me on valentines. I'll make lots of chocolate. I'm sure everyone will want some.

>>277787
>>277788
>>277790
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I'm...crying ;_; I feel so ronery.

>>277790
>>277788
>>277787

A bit past that time but.. FUCK STILL SAD ;_;

>>277790
>"The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone."

ha ha oh wow

>>277787
>>277788
>>277790

I'm going to post that next year, on Valentine's Day.

>>278010

Could be pretty easily modified for Christmas....

>>278016
Good idea, anon.

Lonely Alice for ALL holidays.....

Feeding on this despair on all year around would be nice.

>>278035
>>Feeding on this despair on all year around would be nice.

Antispiral?

>It's a little bit dusty in here, isn't it? All this dust is making my eyes water.
;_;

Uuu... Um! I'm back... do you like my new dress?

>>279516
I'm crying right now

>>279524
d..don't cry... I'm back... can I give you a hug Anonymous?

>>279516
NO, STOP ROLEPLAYING, IT GOT OLD IN /B/ A MONTH AGO.

>>279530
Yes. Yes, that would be acceptable.

>>279536
*squeeeeze*

..what's wrong?...

I love you Alice. May I have a hug?

What a pathetic person I am.

No more! No more for the love of god... I can't take anymore of this incredibly out-of-character role-play!!

>>279575
ok...

*squeeze*

If you're going to roleplay, at least make it good. This is C class at best.

>>277315
>>277318
>>277325
>>277327
http://zip.4chan.org/jp/src/1206217546879.jpg

>>277315
>>277318
>>277325
>>277327
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

>>279595
what is roleplay?

A...Anonymous... are you ok?..

>>278043
Yep. And now I will direct your attention to the fact that the drawfag will kill off Patchy next.

In b4 doug comic

I'm so confused... would you like some pizza for dinner?

>>279677
A Miserable Little Pile Of Secrets

>>279761
ehhhh?

>>279761
But enough talk. Have at you!

well anyway I'll order some pizza...

>>279783
Mankind ill needs a pizza from such as you

>>279761
btw, why is this picture associated with "What is a man"?

>>279795
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGA

>>279789
>>279789
Um.. ah.. yes I'd like a... large pizza with...

>>279803
Marisa

>>279803
DIE YOUKAI, YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

>>279806
ehhh? nooooo... I don't want a pizza with Marisa on it...

>>279815

But it comes with free sausage!

>>279822
B-b-but... th..that doesn't make sense... Marisa has no sausage...

>>279832
ASS sausage ?

>>279836
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

>>279832

Yes she does

>>279806
she.. she said they.. they're all out of marisa..

>>279839

Alright, Keine then.
Extra cheese.

>>279836
Uuu...Um! Listen i just want some pepperoni, mushrooms, and tomatos delivered to the magic forest!

*slam*

>>279839
SAUSAGE!

>>279851
FUCK

>>279851
y...you look familliar...

>>279851
MEAT BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Ah... I'm going to take a shower while the pizza arrives...

>>279872
Mind if I join you?

>>279874
Why would you take a bath with a smelly fat anon ?

>>279874
um...well you need to wait for the pizza...

>>279886
Screw the pizza! Screw everything! I need my cock in you now

>>279883

Well, it would do both sides some good.

>>277308
*squeeze* you say?

Pizza Delivery!

>>279912
>>279915
>>279916
>>279917
>this thread
*squeeze*

>>279922
Nope it's just negi.

This thread was good at first, it even made me sad, but now it's just bad.

>>279922
OH SHI—

>>279934
So alice succeeded in making you happy

>>279912
>>279915
>>279916
>>279917
Wait wait wait, so that means when Alice goes *squeeze*, she's really groping my breasts?

>>279940

bad end....?

THE END. (bad or good ?)

is the pizza here yet?..

>>280075

it did but i ated it

shouldn't have left me in charge, fufufu

>>280082
ehhhh?!.. but... but what should I eat now?..

>>280075
Hey, bitch. I'm still waiting for my tip.

>>280107
I made cupcakes.

>>280110
Here you go...

>>280115
Y..You did?

>>280129
I did.

>>280148
b-b-but... I really wanted to have some pizza...

>>280148
Wait a minute, anon can only cook eggs, not bake cupcakes.

>>280148

But, they are not cupcakes, they are...

>>280156
Fine, I guess I'll have to enjoy my cupcakes all by my lonesome.
TRUE END

>>280169
You stole my pizza...

*sniff* why did you steal all the pizza>>280169

/jp/ Touhou and Roleplaying
Also my sages are futile but whatever

why does no-one think of my feelings...

>>280214

I do...

This Alice is too deredere

>>280214
Let's us reorder that pizza and eat it... together.

>>280214
Because you're dead.

>>280214
I do, all the time.

>>280227
ok...

>>280227
But you're a fat pizza-loving american. Nobody loves you.

>>280253
Just like the majority of us on here.

NOTHING EXISTS, NOT YOU, NOT ALICE, NOT ANYONE

I'm so horny right now. What should I do Alice?

>>280289
Kill yourself

>>280278
I beg to differ.

Alice, I'm making a song for you. This is what I've got for now:
"Alice is cute even when she leaks poop."

>>280234
>>280221
r...really?

>>280316
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A POEM ENJOY YOUR WORDS

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional boy
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

>>280327
>>280316
>>280309
*sniff*

>>280341
W-what's wrong? You don't like my song? But I'm making it just for you. Can't you show some degree of appreciation?

>>280393
Well let me put it this way. You're no Bobby Brown, mah boi...

>>280327
This one gets me.

Right here.

Alice. Seriously. Go hug Patchu or something. There's got to be other Ouhout fangirls you can squeal with.

>>280393
but i don't leak poop!

>>280393
You're the worst Uohuot.

>>280414
But I already gave her a hug!

>>280454
Pizza Delivery!

>>280521
Sorry, you must have gotten the wrong address, we didn't order any pizza.

>>280559
...

>>280559

If you want some sausage, there's one in my pants.

>>280596
...if you know what I mean.

>>280608
...you lost me.

I'm just going to get something from the fridge...

>>280629
....alone.

>>280648

Grab me a beer while you're in there?

“Shanghai, come help me clean up. Marisa is coming over soon!”

Master is very excited today. Her good friend Marisa-san is coming to visit today. They haven’t seen each other since Master got married.

“Shanghai, clean up those beer cans!” Master calls from the kitchen.

I obediently bag up the cans of Suweiser. Master’s husband is such a slob.

“Master, wouldn’t it be nice if Anonymous-san would clean up after himself every once in a while?”

“Shanghai, don’t talk about my husband like that. It’s a wife’s duty to keep a house clean, you know?” she says, while wiping the grime off the coffee table.

“Marisa said she has an important announcement to make. I wonder if she finally found a nice guy to marry, like me?” Master mused.

A knock on the door caught Master off-guard.

>>280681
NO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

FUCK

>>280681
SHI- NO. ;_;

Master finally emerges from the bathroom in a clean dress. I didn’t think she even had any clean clothes anymore…
The two girls hug each other like sisters. Master does her best to hide a look of pain when Marisa squeezes her. I know she complained of a bruised rib the other day…

“So what’s your big announcement, Marisa? I’ve been waiting all day to hear it! Oh, but we’ll have to be quick. My husband will get upset if he comes home and sees your broomstick in the driveway again.”

Marisa-san said nothing, but simply raised her hand. On her finger was a modest, but beautiful ring.
“Oh my gosh, you really are getting married! I’m so happy for you? So, who’s the lucky guy?”

“Ah, about that…” said Marisa, looking away.

“I’m getting married to Reimu.”

Master was speechless, her mouth agape.

“Sweetie, by now I thought you would’ve grown out of your girl-crushes,” she finally blurts out. Surprisingly, Marisa-san doesn’t look offended.

“Where do you get off accusing Anonymous of such horrible things?! He’s a great man, he just gets angry sometimes. His job is very stressful.”

“Alice, I’m worried that one day he’ll be more than angry. I know what he did at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. He’s capable of killing, you know…”

“What the hell are you talking about? He promised me he’d never go back there after I caught him fooling around with the gate guard.”

“You know those books he got you as a wedding present? He stole them from Patch’s library, may she rest in peace. I was there when the mansion burned down. After Anon stole the books, he let Flandre out of her room. He pricked his finger and shoved it in her mouth and said his blood was delicious candy. Being a vampire, she wanted more and flew into a furor. He said that she can get more candy from Sakuya. Flandre found Sakuya and began ripping her to shreds. She barely had time to yell for help before Flandre decapitated her and began to drink her blood. Meiling heard Sakuya’s screams, but because of all the abuse she suffered at Sakuya’s hands, she took off into the woods instead of saving her boss. No one has heard from Meiling since. By the time Remilia was roused from her slumber, Flandre had already made it into the library and had impaled a straw into Patchouli’s half-dead body and was drinking her dry. Remilia confronted her sister, and after a fierce battle that wrecked the mansion and set it on fire, Flandre was finally killed. Remilia, vowing to never return to Gensokyo, gathered up Sakuya’s head and flew off into the night. I confronted Anonymous about why he set this chain of events into motion. He said, ‘I did it for the lulz’. Don’t you see, Alice? He’ll hurt you without even blinking!”

>>280695
copypasta is copypasta

In during Unlimited Tears Works.

>>280681
>>280695
>>280713
tl;dr

just tell me how it ends please

Master’s face was bright red at this point. She’d heard enough, even if it was all true.

“You’re lying! How would you know all this, anyway? There’s a restraining order against you from going near the mansion ever since you assaulted Patchouli when she didn’t have a book that you wanted to steal!”

“I… I snuck back in to steal some more books. I didn’t want to report Anonymous to the police, since I knew he would be unstable if he thought he would be caught, and I was worried about you. I thought you would come to your senses about him and leave him by now…”

A cracking sound split the tension in the room like a peal of thunder. Master’s anger had finally reached its boiling point, and she slapped her best friend. Marisa-san, stunned at this outburst, gingerly felt the large red mark on her cheek.

“How dare you come into my house and insult my husband like this? Get the fuck out, right now!”

“Alice, please! You’re a victim, we can get you help-“ Marisa-san tried to plead with Master. Her golden eyes were full of worry.

Master would have none of it. She yanked Marisa-san up by her arm and shoved her towards the door.

“Shanghai, get the door!” Master ordered curtly. Not wanted to disobey, I swung the door open. Master pushed Marisa-san out. She landed roughly on the porch. Master grabbed Marisa-san’s hat and threw it in her face.

Master trailed off as she noticed the black and white doll on the shelf. It was a perfect likeness of Marisa-san, and making it was a real labor of love. I remember how proud Master was when she completed it. She planned to give it to Marisa-san as a wedding gift. Picking up the doll, Master began to sob.

“Oh god… What have I done…”

She fell to the floor as she clutched the doll to her chest. Master began weeping loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. All I could so was stroke her hair until she cried herself to sleep. I snuggled up next to her neck and fell asleep, too.

The sound of the door slamming woke me up. Oh no, Anonymous-san was home from work, and Master hadn’t cooked dinner yet.

“Honey, I’m home,” he said with a belch. He must’ve stopped at the smoked eel stand for a few bottles of sake before he came home… again.

“Where the fuck is dinner? Bitch, what the fuck are you doing?” he said, noticing Master sprawled out on the floor. She was just beginning to wake up when Anonymous-san snatched the doll from her hands.

“You’re still playing with dolls? How pathetic,” he said, before throwing the black and white doll to the floor and grinding it to dust under his work boots.

“No! Why did you do that? That was my favorite doll!” Master protested. That was a bad idea.

Anonymous-san delivered a fierce backhand to Master’s face. Her nose exploded in a cloud of blood. She was on her back now, whimpering. Anonymous-san began stomping down on Master’s stomach, hard. She screamed in pain, digging her nails into the carpet in agony. I was powerless to do anything. I knew that if I tried to attack Anonymous-san, he’ll just blame Alice and make her suffer even more. I covered my ears until the commotion died down. Anonymous-san retreated to his bedroom. I looked over towards Master, who was coughing up fierce amounts of blood. I was worried for her life, until she rolled over on her side and passed out. It was all I could do to wipe up the blood around her mouth. Her breathing was ragged and irregular. I resolved to stay up all night if I had to, to protect my Master.

Sunlight streaming in through the blinds woke me up. Oh no, I fell asleep! Is Master alright? I can’t see her anywhere.

“Oh, Shanghai, you’re awake. Anon felt so bad about what he did that he must’ve gotten a new doll for me! I don’t know why it was covered in blood, but that’s alright. It’s the perfect size, too. I’ll start knitting some clothes for it right away! I’m so excited!”

Master walked in from the kitchen and placed the doll next to me. It was made of some weird pink material, like rubber.

Oh, god…

I may just be a doll, but even I know that this was no wooden likeness. Alice had a miscarriage during the night.

I... I believe in a better Anonymous than that...
*sniff* ..like one that doesn't steal my pizza...

>>280713

But, when nobody was looking, Marisa grabbed Alice and gave her 40 kisses. That is as many as 4 tens. And that is hot.
Then they had gaysex all night long and 20 little shanghai dolls popped out of Alice's vagina.

>>280734

Anon stole the precious pizza.

>>280736
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>280745
*sniff*

>>280736
My waifu

>>280778

Don't cry Alice, I actually saved a piece.

And then gave it to Marissa.

I don't believe in that Anonymous..

>>280681
>>280695
>>280713
>>280725
>>280730
>>280736
WHY!? ;_;

>>280681
FUCK NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>280791

As long as Marisa is happy.... then I'm happy...

I hope it was good...

>>280791
*SLAP!*

>>280791

>>280681
>>280695
>>280713
>>280725
>>280730
>>280736

tl;dr, someone summarize this please?

>>280815

>>280818

They all go out for delicious cake.

I love you Anonymous... B-b-b-but you stole my pizza and tease me...how cruel!..

>>280823
No seriously, I have ADD I can't read all that.

>>280829
You're not real, the "pizza" isn't real (pizza doesn't even exist in Gensokyo), Anonymous isn't real, your little fantasy roleplaying world isn't real.

>>280831
ADD isn't real you fucknut, you're just a moron.

ALL THREAD PARTICIPANTS REPORT IMMEDIATELY FOR SUMMARY EXECUTION. FAILURE TO REPORT IS TREASON AND PUNISHABLE BY SUMMARY EXECUTION.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION,
THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND

so you're sleeping on the couch tonight...

>>280831

I wrote the thing, I should know how it ends. They all go out for cake. It's a surprise good ending, as they patch up their relationship.

>>280839
HEY FUCK YOU MAN I HAVE ASSPERGERS

>>280836
whatever... k..keep talking...

>>280837
Friend Computer, I think you'll find if you check your logs (that I didn't alter in any way) that the OP is the only one guilty of any crime here! We're all hapless bystanders!

>>280839
Ok would you believe me if I said I'm just lazy?

>>280863
I can believe that, but I can't forgive it.

>>280867
So I assume you won't be able to forget it then either?

I'm sleeping with Patchy tonight...

Why is Alice such a poop-leaking slut?

>>280881
>KFC

>>280863
never mind,

tl;dr Anon in an insensitive prick who impregnated Alice for the lulz.

*brush brush brush*

>>280897
O-only because Anonymous says so...

>>280881
Pocky! Pocky! Pocky! Pocky! Pocky! Pocky!

>>280912

Fuck.

This roleplay may suck, but Alice is still too cute of a character. ;A;

>>280902
Nnn..nope, you can't have any pocky either...

>>280912
You're the worst roleplayer ever. Even Anonymous would loev Alice lots, so acknowledging such a fact isn't possible.

>>280912
At first I was like "Awww, so moe~"
Then I clicked the thumbnail and I was like "QUALITTYYYY~~~~!!!"

I want to touch Alice before I will go to sleep.

>>280945
NO WRIG-...
Yuk-.....
sikikeki?

ಠ_ಠ

>>280926
Anonymous stole my pizza! A...and and he made up all kinds of terrible stories about me!... I... I trusted him!.. S.. So Anonymous sleeps on the couch tonight!

>>280945
I wish to be the little Yuka

>>280957

I'm sorry Alice. I'll be good. ;_;

>>280951
Yuka is the only green-haired character with red eyes.

>>280957
No I don't. YOU sleep on the couch tonight.

>>280984
you will be....

>>281001

>>281016

>>280996
You did!.. i-i-i-i-if you didn't prove that you love me!

>>281019

>>281043
I'm more tsun than Canis Majoris.

>>281023

We all love you Alice. Some of us are just more tsuntsun than deredere.

>>281043
And then some of us are realists.

Enjoy your "waifu".

>>281056
>Enjoy your fat hairy american roleplayer who wishes to be the little girl
fixed

>>281043
Personally, I'm more concerned about her finding someone more tangible to cuddle in the meantime. Fantasy is nice and all, but living on it entirely is a bad idea.

>>281071
2nd

>>281071
elaborate

>>281051

I'd her radii.

>>281051
>>281099
I feel like a loser for laughing at these