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2770811 No.2770811 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to put you in a neverending kakera for this June.

You will never get to watch the Umineko anime o-hohohoho.

>> No.2770813

What's a Kakera?

>> No.2770828

>>2770811
Do it, we'll appreciate it.

>> No.2770839
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2770839

>>2770828
Acting tough aren't you? Well, let's look at it another way. You'll never get to read Episode 5 anymore.

>> No.2770841

>>2770813
get the fuck out of /jp/

>> No.2770843

>>2770839
Bitch you want to create a REAL ENDLESS SUMMER? How utterly despicable and cruel.

>> No.2770844

>>2770811
Will Bernkastel be in the same kakera?
You know unlike you she is a likeable person.

>> No.2770846

But you don't exist.

>> No.2770850

>>2770841
Why? I just wanna know what a Kakera is.

>> No.2770852
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2770852

>>2770843
YES! THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!!

>> No.2770855
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2770855

Die Lambdadelta die!

>> No.2770856

Stop roleplaying me.

>> No.2770858

EVERY SINGLE TIME IS SEE THIS BITCH SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS NO ARMS

BLACK LONG GLOVES ON A BLACK BACKGROUND IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

>> No.2770859

>>2770850
I'm sure >>2770841 doesn't know, either. He's just trying to be cool.

>> No.2770860

>>2770858
She should be in KS.

>> No.2770863

Kakera = Universe

Know your omniverse...

>> No.2770864
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2770864

>>2770852
How childish Lambda. You know I'm always there to stop you.

>>2770844
If you wish.

>> No.2770871

I'd get stuck in her kakera, if you know what I mean.

>> No.2770872
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2770872

Lamdadelta can kill Demonbane. Discuss.

>> No.2770878
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2770878

>>2770811
Poor Lambdadelta. Only good enough to exist in children's doodles.

>> No.2770885

>>2770872
Now way. No one can beat Deemonbane.

>> No.2770890

You know, living in a cycle doomed to repeat itself wouldn't be so bad.

>> No.2770893

>>2770864
This is why I love you Bern. You're always there for me.

>> No.2770908 [SPOILER] 
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2770908

>>2770890
Enjoy seeing the same posts over and over again.

OH WAIT!

>> No.2770912
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2770912

>>2770893
I'm crueler than you think anon.

>> No.2770916

>>2770912
Admit it! You are japanese bird posting anon.

>> No.2770918

>>2770908
Its not like we have many original posts here anyways. We pretty much have had the same shit for the last 3 or 4 months at least.

>> No.2770919

>>2770811
I was disappointed when I realised those were black gloves on a black background and not stumps.

>> No.2770921

>>2770912
As are we.

We're crueler than the sum of our being.

>> No.2770924

>>2770844
>You know unlike you she is a likeable person

I thought this too until the end of episode 4.

>> No.2770932

>>2770924
Why? She showed emotions for the first time.

Such a cute smile.

>> No.2770936
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2770936

>>2770924

>> No.2770940

>>2770852
lamb-kins, can you do one of those eternal deals except I'm blowing my load all over your cute, angry face for the duration?

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2770947

>>2770936

>> No.2770965
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2770965

No matter how cruel she is. Just one ni-pah and everything is forgiven.

>> No.2771002

Ni-pah~☆

>> No.2771027

>>2770965
Evil. Evil evil evil evil evil little-HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

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2771046

>>2770947
Can you surpass the most evil grin known to humanity?

>> No.2771050 [SPOILER] 
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2771050

>>2771046

>> No.2771053
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>>2771046

>> No.2771060

>>2771053
Fuck you Eva-Beatrice, ruining episode three with your shenanigans.

>> No.2771068

>>2771060
>shenanigans

a what?

>> No.2771078

>>2771068
Killing the pacing with the kill>revive>kill again parts.

>> No.2771085

>>2771078
But that was one of the 4 most awesome things in EP3.

>> No.2771092

>>2771085
It got a little tiresome reading through it.

>> No.2771097

>>2771046

That's a grin? I thought he was constipated.

>> No.2771109

>>2771092
You just don`t enjoy gruesome murder enough.

>> No.2771116
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2771116

>>2771097
Would you laugh out loud while being constipated? "Ahahahahahahaha I will take a giant shit. Eventually."

>> No.2771122

>>2771116
Goddamn anon, I laughed.

>> No.2771168

>>2771050
Look at those cold dead eyes.

>> No.2771183

>>2771116
She needs to be raped.

>> No.2771190

>>2771183
We are still waiting for Bernkastel raped by 34 goatman.

>> No.2771194

>>2771168
They look like dildo?

>> No.2771208
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2771208

I don't see what's so bad about an endless summer.

You never age, you always know what's going to happen, and you retain any knowledge you gain, making you a genius in 99 years time.

>> No.2771213

>>2771116
Fuck why did I laugh.

>> No.2771285
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2771285

Gap or Lia?

>> No.2771296

>>2771285
Both. At the same time.

>> No.2771305

>>2771285
Lia, assuming she doesn't turn into an old lady halfway through.

Gaap is obviously a slut.

>> No.2771311

>>2771208
And you regularly get brutally murdered.

>> No.2771320

Eternal summer with no work? Do want.

>> No.2771326

>>2771305


I disagree. Only a truely proper, kind and polite woman would wear a dress with a huge open spot where anyone who isn't blind can see her luscious side-boob.

>> No.2771337

I don't think I'm ever going to play umineko.
The most I'll ever do is maybe watch the shitty animu.

Am I missing out?
It just seems Ryuukichi's character designs just aren't doing it for me this time around, what with five fingers and all...

>> No.2771338

I'll just try endlessly until I win and make it out of June. Somewhere, there's a world where June ends for me and I make it to July.

>> No.2771382

>>2771337
cool story bro

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[ERROR]

>>2771337
>1337

>> No.2771393 [DELETED] 

>>2771337
>1337
jesus christus

>> No.2771400

>>2770872
An Aristotle's body can be physically destroyed. ΛΔ simply manipulates fate so that Gun God kills ORT.

>> No.2771401

>>2770811
>I am going to put you in a neverending kakera for this June.
I wouldn't mind this, please do it soon. This way I'll be able to play all eroge currently in existence.

>> No.2771403

>>2771391
>>2771393

Save the world: kill yourself!

>> No.2771411

>>2771338
you don't have a hanyu to throw you to the next one when you die

>> No.2771412

>>2771403
>77
holy fuck

>> No.2771415

You morons, GETs aren't GETs unless they are either 5 in a row (or more) or they are declared. Getting "1337" means nothing.

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2771416

>>2771411
>411
>4 + 1 - 1 = 5

FFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>2771415

>5 in a row
>declared
>5

>> No.2771426 [DELETED] 
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2771426

How does this make /jp/ feel?

>> No.2771430

>>2771416
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>2771416
>4 + 1 - 1 = 5

>> No.2771434

>>2771426
Sup KoG, why are you such a faggot?

>> No.2771432 [DELETED] 
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2771432

i'm in ur thread

reminding you of the past

>> No.2771433 [DELETED] 

>>2771416
>16
>-1 + 6 = 5
FFFFFFFF

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2771439

herp derp

>> No.2771448

>>2771415

Just wait for their >>7151129 GET.

>> No.2771454

>>2771448

What's so special about 7151129?

>> No.2771445 [DELETED] 
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2771445

I seriously hope I completely miss 22222222 GET.

I'm afraid of what may happen to /a/ if I actually get it.

>> No.2771459

>>2771445

What will happen? /a/ will be unbrowsable for 2 hours, then go back to the standard K-ON and One Piece discussion threads?

Unless the wikispammer gets enraged by your GET and released his script, causing every thread on /a/ to get Wiki Bombed, I don't see much happening if you get it.

>> No.2771461

>>2771445
Get it with something stupid, since /a/ deserves nothing better than to be trolled.

>> No.2771462 [DELETED] 

>>2771416
>4+1-1 = 5

...

>> No.2771465

>>2771459

Well yeah, but don't forget, /jp/ is currently wiki-free. If the script is released, it'll most likely penetrate every board.

>> No.2771468

>>2771445
Please die

>> No.2771471

>>2771459
There's other wikispammers, but I usually just unleash the script myself on good threads just to shit the board up.

>> No.2771473

>>2771465

/jp/ janitors will delete all of it so fast that it won't matter. I bet /jp/, even though it's barely 1/20th the size of /a/, has 20 times the janitors.

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2771478

>>2771454

>> No.2771481

>>2771471

Whatever you do, don't you dare release the script anywhere. As distributive and faggotry as KoG is, all of /a/ could be a disaster in less than an hour.

I'm surprised a troll hasn't released it yet, though. I guess even trolls have some goodness left in them.

>> No.2771482

>>2771473
No, it's just that since /jp/ is a medium sized board and there aren't 100 posts a minute, just one janitor can easily see what's going on with the board without things flying off the front page in two seconds.

>> No.2771483

Something just dawned on me. Is there anyway for moot to ban a Wiki script once he gets a hold of it himself?

>> No.2771484
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2771484

Wait, what is this 5 faggotry in my thread. Out with you! I'm going to put you in the most miserable kakera!

>> No.2771490

>>2771482

I find it sad that the traffic seen on /a/, /v/, etc., during a million GET is the NORMAL traffic on /b/ all the time.

>> No.2771492

>>2771481
I wonder what would happen if I actually uploaded it and distributed it with a thread on /a/.

Lately I've just been using it on Spice and Wolf, Hox, Berserk, and One Piece threads.

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[ERROR]

>>2771484

I'd your kakera if you know what I mean.

>> No.2771502

>>2771492
You're the faggot spamming my Zero threads?

>> No.2771503

>>2771492

DON'T DO IT. Seriously. KoG is known for being the catalyst to some of /a/'s worst disasters. Leaking the script out would bring complete chaos to /a/.

Remember the sage bomb crap? The script was out for weeks, yet nobody cared. Then, that faggot KoG got involved, and almost every thread on /a/ was unreadable.

>> No.2771507

>>2771492

You forgot Yotsuba&! threads

>> No.2771514
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2771514

>>2771492

>Hox

>> No.2771516

>>2771503
I probably won't, at least not until /a/ finally hits rock bottom.

>> No.2771518
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2771518

>>2771484
You're just jealous that you can't get a 5 Lambda.

>> No.2771525

>>2771507
Those too, but I don't see them as much.

But yes, I am just doing it for the sake of trolling.

>> No.2771527

>>2771516

I think rock bottom will happen right after 22222222. That GET is just a volcanic eruption of faggotry waiting to happen.

>> No.2771530

why would anybody troll

i just don't see what it accomplishes

>> No.2771534

>>2771530
Seconded

>> No.2771535
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2771535

>>2771518
You know what a true GET is?

>> No.2771539

>>2771530

When you troll, 70% are stupid and 30% are intelligent. The 30% will clearly see that you are trolling and will either ignore you or engage at you, providing entertainment for both. The 70% will be so moronic that they take ANYTHING that is said on the Internet as serious and thus, will almost have an emotional breakdown.

Trolling is a part of Internet culture, and the only people who complain about it aren't smart enough to ignore it.

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2771548

>>2771534
You! You! You! I was gonna show off to Bern!! I'm going to put you in the most miserable kakera!!

>> No.2771549

>>2771539

First bit of sense I've ever heard you make.

>> No.2771552

>>2771539
That makes absolutely no sense and it's based on nothing at all.

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2771556

>>2771548
Sorry Lambda, it's not your day.

>> No.2771559

>>2771549
>>2771552

Oh look, we have the two percentages in this thread.

>> No.2771571

>>2771492

>>>/a/22210404

Are you the one currently Wiki bombing this One Piece thread?

>> No.2771572

>>2771559
Statistics doesn't work like that.

>> No.2771588

>>2771571
Take a guess.

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2771584

>>2771572

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