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>>27699227GurAme Suffering Watson POV https://youtu.be/0ruxO4TmMngGurAme Suffering Gura POV https://youtu.be/oLfPxPzDt5MMori Music chat https://youtu.be/kNe9ZZeSYzE>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
ENTER
LOOKS LIKE TRINITYKINO'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
INA INA IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Trinitychads, we can't stop winning.
>what happens when you kill a turtle>they die
>oh boy 2am, time to log into Minecraft!
Ina's here...it's all gonna be ok
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ruxO4TmMng Watsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLfPxPzDt5M Gura
TRINITY
>Ina has joined the server
It's time
TRINITYCHADS, WE'RE BACK IN
Turtles die when they are killed.
Stop the supacha numberfagging. They're all making 5 digits a month. I really doubt any of them gives even the slightest shit that someone's making a bit more than them.
They'll stop in 10 minutes right? Right????
salman
HOW ARE THEY STILL GOING?
>Turtles die when they are killed.
>>27699126>Why did Mojäng add these fucking Seaniggers to the game.>They make ocean travel a pain in the ass.You're answering yourself
did we accidently summon Ina to the minecraft server?
>>27699246*3
>>27698804>>27699096>https://youtu.be/LFG7kptYcEU?t=3503Okay, thats really shitty to do during a collab. What the hell?
>turtles die when they are killed
INA INA IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ina Ina InAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHGHGH
STREAM OFFICIALLY BLESSED
>Ame is eating the sex turtles>cold>with RICE
INA INA INNNAAAAAAA~!
moona a hotmoona build with redstonetoo bad moona a muslim
Ina has come to summon Cthulu on the Seaniggers
>>27699235>>27699237Please save these girls from their lack of direction and indecision
Wow, Ina ignoring those twoNARRATIVE?!?
TASUKETE KUDASAI NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27699259based
>>27699248needs a trident in the right hand
>ina joins>amegura instantly say hiiii>ina doesn't respondNarrativebros?
>>27699248My god he’s broken I half
>>27699259Based
>>27699266alright, whats the narrative here?
The collab was already Kino, what level goes beyond Kino?
>>27699248based
Guys...What if this stream never ends?
You guys were talking about how Gura was well known before hololive, what alias did she stream under??
I like when Gura speaks normally this way.
>>27699283probably more focused on all her gacha atm
>gura just throws the helmet away
>>27699290She doesnt talk to lesser beings
Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth>duuhhh why supacha called?>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread early>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uh uh sora who???>uhhhhhhh why permission?>what 5ch????>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>post frogman and soijak>WHERE DOXX??????????>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????>what kino means????>what reps means????>just woke up what happen????????>hurr when is stream?>duuuur what gosling means???>what naizuri?????????>what roommate means????>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??>jp/indie collab when???????????????>huh how play 2 streams???>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what does membership give???>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??>what gremlin is???>just twitch????????>supacha stream zzzzz????>why all girls gay??????>what ogey means????>what rrat means????>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????>durr what towa aloe do?????>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER
>>27699283get fucked harroooooooooo
i cant believe ina is racist
>>27699225doxposting and funny her posting is different though
>people doubted the Trinity >Ina logs in
Ina has the JPLT stream in a few hours right?
>harrono Ina the chinks will get you
The holy trinity has returned... I know legends spoke of it, but never did I think we'd see them back in action again..
wtf Ina that's racist...
el tako
>>27699290She's not joining in that ADHD shit. Ina is doing her own thing.
>HarrooooIna! That's racist towards Japs who can't differentiate between ls and rs.
>Ina mocking EngrishCan we cancel her?
>>27699290SHE'S HERE
>harrroooowtf Ina's being racist
>Tosses the golden helmet
>>27699303Ame is willing to go to 5 hours if gura is
>Mending Shovel>It's golden
OCTOPUSSY OCTOPUSSY OCTOPUSSY YEEEAHHHHH
>HARRROOO
>>27699290Ina is currently gagged by a bunch of UBs and now they're going to take turns on her
>>27699030Anon you're not asking the real questions, who in the right mind would let some tunnel visioned girl whose bad at directions ride their atv?
>>27698938Based.
>Ina hates GurAmeWhat a racist bitch
>>27699304HER
>>27699303Bro... what if this stream never started?
>>27699096>>27698804>>27699270Holy shit. Deadbraps explain?
>>27699283She wants to survive longer than 5 min
>>27699304sleightlymusical
>>27699313>>why thread deleted after 2000?yeah but why thread deleted after 1500?
>>27699290She's on a massive dose of midol and/or cold medicine, please understand
we should call them the triNAty
>>27699304kill yourself
>Golden Mending shovelBy the Emperor what a gift
Ina join the call....please.....
>>27699290Busy gathering the necessary supplies
>>27699330Dialate tranny you will never pass
>>27699304fuck off
INA GOT OVER HER PEIOD!!!!LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>gura casually threw the helmet outlove this shark brain
Ina is saying "harro" as in "You guys sure have had some harrowing experiences tonight. Hello!"
namlas
>>27699364based krieger
NOTHING WRONG WITH COLD BURRITOS OR COLD PINEAPPLE PIZZA STOP BEING WEIRD.
>>27699346Dude... What if we're all in coma?
>>27699227THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in JapanTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>>27699304Adam Sessler.
>Ina adventuring on her own because she doesn't want Gura to drag her downI wouldn't blame her.
>>27699378desab
>Doesn't want the Obsidian>When they have an almost complete Nether Portal near the home base
shit helmet anyway
>>27699378desaB
oh shit Ina is getting suspended for racism
>>27699248>chumchad is baldkino
>I'm getting distracted.Should have said that 3 hours ago.
HARROME SO HORNY
Someone tell Amelia the extra gold is not in the desert biome, it's in the badlands biome
INA GUERILLA STREAMONEGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>27699388based
>>27699304>fuck off and lurk more
>>27699378salman printer
>>27699347What's there to explain? Mori knows exactly what makes her simps donate and doesn't care if the collab suffers for it. Sorry your holos aren't smart enough to game the system as well as her.
>>27699368No don't, talking through MC chat is cuter
>>27699364*happy muffled noises*
es ella
>>27699378desab tub desruC
>>27699397she doesn't even realize there was obsidian
>>27699384duuude, pancakes lmao
It's too late for me to keep watching this. I'm gonna head to bed.
>>27699407>Ina is racistBased
>>27699395tahw no desab
So what do you think of this remix?
shorkbrain
>Gura finally realizing her ADHD on procrastinating on rescuing Ame
>>27699382Cold pizzas are one thing anon but a cold burrito is a fucking abomination and we all know it
I just wanna hear Ame and Gura masturbate together on a Discord voice call, that's all I ask
>>27699304dakooters
>>27699347See: >>27699257Watson gets to follow her dream of streaming professionally not not having to wage slave. Ina is already loaded from her room mates art. The only person that cares about ANY numbers in EN is Kiara and that's because she's an idolfag who cares more about her audience size than money.
>>27699304NOT HER
>>27699292>Last thread said that Ina was the one out of the group that had no prior friendship to others>people start doubting the trinity power>Ina logs into minecraft>trinity restored
>>27699304vinesaucevinny
>>27699397They can't use it until their collab anyway so why bother
>>27699270nobody fucking cares. or at least nobody should.
>>27699397Amelia mined a shitton of obsidian earlier
>>27699432no es ella
>>27699427Mori is scumCan't wait for the others to stop collabing with her
>>27699290She saw that some of her stuff is gone
What the hell is Ame doing now
I fell asleep for like 30 seconds what's this about obsidian
>>27699433Pretty sure that's a carp, anon...
>>27699416no. you're literally the only person in the entire world who cares.
>>27699432They never fucking stop being autistic
I spoonfeed every newfag I can because I'm addicted to making people bothered, sorry anons
"Watson Detective Agency.">"Mawshmellows!"
>>27699304Pewdiepie
>>27699397Ame dug up ~30 obsidian in an earlier stream. They have enough obsidian for 3 portals.
>>27699304pewdiepie
>>27699313Now you niggers see why ritual posting was so necessary?
>>27699432meidos tasukete
>>27699304https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFwC3Ryue6CorFm2xCEG0Aw
>>27699246It's later, she's a newfie
>Ame silently continues her autism mining on the islandThis girl...
>>27699433My ancestor :)
>>27699304Post op TotalbiscuitOr Belle DelphineTake your pick
>>27699304Maria
>>2769930452818473
3 hours
>>27699304fuck everyone elsehes newshe used to stream under the name nyannersyour welcome
Amelia Mineson
>>27699466No it's Salman why would you call him a different name?
>>27699304https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZt-9O4hIXewvyceuyRJdA
>>27699462tunnel rat being a tunnel rat
>>27699446Read your post again and ask yourself if it makes any sense.
back into the loveshack
>>27699304Jerma985
>>27699347Honestly I think it's just her massive autism, She's not used to being a streamer and she makes big social faux pas because she's just not used to this industry, she did handle it pretty poorly
Bubba woke up from the nightmare
Ame is the type that can't just stand still anyway.
>>27699460>no mori collabsyes please
>>27699304Jerma
>>27699432
>>27699164>>27699180>>27699188okay very funny but jokes aside it's not normal for a native to not know the word "navy" or be unable to read the word "these" or fail to read simple instructions like this within 10 seconds before they disappear
>>27699484She's muting herself so she can CHEW on her burrito in peace.
>>27699290She probably tabbed out to see if they were still streaming.
>>27699304Here's a clip from her old stream https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
The Holy Trinity
>>27699497La hermana de Marine! AHHHH SALVAME PERONCHO
>>27699490anon, your time-keeping reps..
>>27699492they don't even sound the same try harder anon
Wherever she goes Ame must tunnel
What does a clock do?
>>27699438ti ni dellatsni s'taht erawdrah eht no desab
>>27699514Maybe she's faking it for cute points
>>27699514bro I don't know what to tell you. she's just legitimately retarded.like walk into doors type of retarded.
Ina stream onegai
>>27699497
>>27699378tarr yegO
>>27699514It is if you combine it with her ADHD
>shark 35kSharks reclining, numberfags crying
>>27699444maybe in gen2 lol. >she expressed interest i think
>>27699378Let me eat Gura saliva salman...
>>27699526I remember the good times when sharkmeido used to ban trinityfags. Those were the days.
>>27699432abayo Herschizo
>>27699304Archive reps
>"what does a clock do">immediate "I dont know" despite having a time travel clockUMmm narative? Watson doesnt want her catching on to the time loop right?
>>27699538>>27699514>>27699549cheese halls
Ina... type more please.... I need your presence more than ever......
>>27699536it makes babies
>>27699514When I was in highschool I saw some people that would need like 30 seconds to read the sentence.
https://youtu.be/LFG7kptYcEU?t=458I can't tell if Mori is just that innocent or she is just fucking around. Gura and Ame almost immediately lose it.
>>27699304Manuela, she's from Brazil
>closing off the stream on murdersex island
>>27699561Honest mistake I would've read it the same.
>>27699514jokes aside the american "education" system is on par with third world shitholes, which is fitting really
Finally it's over...
>>27699514holy shit you're stupid
>>27699536shows you the time even when you're underground mining
Oh thank the lord it's ending and we can sleep
>>27699514Alcoholism has eroded her brain
>next time
>it's gonna end soonFINALLY
>>27699514My narrative is she was homeschooled and had several learning disabilities like adhd and dyslexia
>>27699536tells the time.
ame... gura...
>>27699567I need a minute.
>they both ignored Ina's replybros...
They put their beds together?
gura SLEPT with watson what a sloot
>>27699533She really is a Skaven.
They sure are cute together
>finally settle down to enjoy a stream>"alright let's go ahead and call it here"fuck
>>27699427>>27699504
Ride finally ends
minecraft is over, off to k-san for remixes
i can't believe my daughter streamed for four hours! she's working so hard!!
How the fuck do they play Minecraft for 4 hours straight
>It's finally overI feel fucking drained man
What a fucken stream
Inabros...
http://poal.me/c35qphRATE
I'm free........ I can sleep.........
>>27699567I got bored halfway through the sentence
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT IT TO END
>>27699563
>>27699599But the ratmen don't exist!
So was the the best holoEN collab?
>>27699344>>27699352>>27699359>>27699370>>27699390>>27699422>>27699444>>27699450>>27699452>>27699473>>27699482>>27699486>>27699487>>27699488>>27699492>>27699497>>27699506>>27699511>>27699522>>27699556>>27699574thanks niggers
Now the discord call begins
these two should collab every week
Octopussy never even got to cameo
god tier stream, one for the ages
I just watched 2 retards suffering in Minecraft for 4 hours
ITS OVER
>Ina shows up>They rush to log offtako...
rate the stream now that it's finally over
>>27699500What I'm saying is fuck off bitching about supachas because the people themselves don't give a flying fuck so you shouldn't either.
http://poal.me/hk0jrvhttp://poal.me/hk0jrvhttp://poal.me/hk0jrv
>>27699605im there fuck dead hours thread
Gura needs a new endcard, the loading one doesn't make sense if it's ending
BROS, FINALLY, IT'S OVER, I CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW
>>27699541>I should tell a funny story>you guys every knock yourselves out with your own knee?
at last, it ends...
it's over... sleep beckons...
Well, that was comfy.Now... we're back to the existential void....
>>27699246Jesus Ina holy fuck. I miss the hikki life
>>27699623All EN collabs are best collabs at this point
That was a roller-coaster of emotions
Avoiding awkward questions from Ina about what they accomplished in the last 5 hours
>>27699621HoloEN is a Myth
>>27699610It's called playing with friends anon.
it's ovah...
>>27699635why is my adorable tako so cucked
>>27699627>they left after Ina logged in so they could have more time in private
>>27699623been going through some stress and this helped a lot so yeah I'd say it's up there. MC is pretty relaxing and makes for funny moments
Ina please...guerilla...you don't even need to say anything, just giggle and humu humu a few times...
Ina'nis...your stream reps...
>>27699227Teamup Schedule : https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>27699644Time to die.Goodnight anons!
Legendary suffering stream
Between this and the chess stream I think Ame is actively trying to kill her audience.
Ya boy is on in an hour and 30 minutes
>>27699514https://youtu.be/oCtTyY74VSc
>>27699640that vocal chop was fucking prime
>>27699635Ame is going to play offline with her after Gura goes to sleep
I love you guys
>>27699623Nah, the best is still The Void: HoloEN edition
ame probably ended the stream, turned back and started digging again.
>>27684203Japanese copyright law does not have a notion like fair use gives the copyright holder control over all presentations of their work and over the creation of derivative works. Streaming the game presents it and the stream is a derivative work so the copyright holder's permission is a must.
>>2769961412/10
>>27699570>Ina laughing at Mori' struggles>Gura and Ame laughing at the innuendo
>>27699675No thanks
Gura suffering makes me so fucking hard
are the chinks and japs going to kill Ina over her "harrrrooo"
>>27699632They're not retards. They're noobs
>>27699656So now that the dust has settled, who was the mythposter?
>>27699246it's actually 3:30am where she lives
>>27699619NO, THAT INA DOSE WAS TOO SMALL, DON'T END THE STREAM PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAA
DISCORD MASTURBATION BEGINS
>>27699655they got 3 diamonds, 10 gold, and 2 heart of the sea
I just woke up to see gura say goodbye
>>27699304Blue Nyanners
>>27699623No, but it was very wholesome.
>>27699639That is a fucking lot of votes in no time. I think more people lurk then we realize.
IT'S TIME
>>27699641Its to signal the next one
I'm just gonna watch the vod of the among us collab that's in like... I don't know... 3 hours or something too tired to think, 8am
Requesting timestamp for the creeper death I was in the bathroom and missed it
I fuckers thought I forgot? Time for your drinking reps.
>Ina logs inWhy? go the fuck to sleep tako aren´t you sick?
>>27699636Really frustrating but good. Highlights are creeper explotion inside the improvised house Ame did, and then Gura dying right at the same spot by a burning skeleton.
Well hey that was a fun stream, now time to go watch...Uhh.....
>>27699637Yeah I'm not those anons and idgaf about superchats.I do think Mori's a bit tonedeaf though, but that's probably just her seeing real money for the first time.
>>27699570I refuse to believe any of these girls crack innuendo jokes like that unintentionally. Happens way too consistently lol
And there's a fucking big Among Us collab in a few hours as well I think I'll take a nap.
>Mori and Kiara were friends before HololiveWhere did this narrative come from?>Amelia and Gura were friends before HololiveAnd where the fuck is this one from too? Did Gura mention it during the Q&A?Based on their personalities and pasts Kiara and Mori being friends seems nearly impossible.
>>27699699and a golden self repairing shovel
>>27699623Still the Chess stream. This one's a close second though
>>27699588my theory is that she's from some bilingual japanese household and only learned English through media and internet, hence why she's fluent in memes but can't read cursive script and suffers from random vocabulary failures. I remembered she opened up some lore document in Outlast and just gave up because it had too many technical words
Is gura gonna leave the stream on
>>27699655
>>27699681The Ultimate KinoOnly Chess Kino comes close
>only homostars live right nowGuess I'm watching /our son/
>>27699675fucking jew
LNA GORILLA STREAM ONEGAI
Jump into this stream for Cali Remixes Listenalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEJKsUP0H0Then Mori's stream upcominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNe9ZZeSYzEThen hopefully it will end right before this kino collab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhbAWFn7LAIna hasn't added her JLPT stream up yet.
>>27699675I don't like this boy, sorry
>>27699227>Ina joins>They stop the streamNoooooooooooooo! Why did this happen bros?
>>27699696give someone inch and they'll take a mile
>>27699675no thanks, i'll wake up early for the free talk stream tho
>>27699669thank you for maintaining this. i use it every day.
Man, I feel fucking drained. What a ride
>>27699717JP Among Us in a couple hours.
its was the best of times it was the worst of times
>>27699699and more and more knowledge and experience!
intense discord sex with ina in the call drawing!
>>27699697>ame half-heartedly ERPing as she goes back to the railraod on her second monitor
>>27699715As we've learned from Mori; being sick can wait, Minecraft is forever.
time to do my japanese reps and go to bed, what a legendary stream
>>27699715Dont you ever wake up and have a hard time sleeping when sick? Especially when I have the flu and feel like shit, I tend to go online for an hour or so in the middle of the night until the painkillers kick in.
>>27699743They don't like Ina....Bros...
>>27699655the Hearts of the sea were really great finds. Everything else was meh they could have mined it faster.They got better skills though, and hopefully ame being able to no sell the trident gives her the courage to actually fight them.
>>27699743Narrative: They secretly hate Ina
>>27699725Is Polka on it? otherwise i will pass
*Ahem* Do you rike it?
>>27699735honorary holo kokorobeats is going through mori remixes
>>27699514There's a reason most games usually have icons in directions and not TO PERFORM A LIGHT ACTION PLEASE PRESS [RED A BUTTON] + [BLUE B BUTTON] + LIGHTLY TAP [ZL TRIGGER GRIP], YOU MAY FULLY DEPRESS [ZL TRIGGER GRIP] TO PERFORM A HEAVY ACTION.HOLD DOWN [FORWARD DIRECTIONAL KEY] TO TARGET FORWARD-FACING ENEMIES
>>27699623Every collab is better than the lastDefinitely the most comfy of them all, gura really let her hair down today
>>27699699And some rare Ame/Gura lore.
>>27699623The only bad EN collabs are the ones with Mori as lead
that was great, they managed to do comfy and sufferkino at the same time
>>27699514She told us she is an immigrant "from atlantis", and that she learned english from interactions and movies.
>>27699701More like>nyanners>the cooler nyanners
>>27699715What else are you going to do but watch anime and play games when you're sick?
>>27699712https://youtu.be/oLfPxPzDt5M?t=7286
>>27699743She can play Minecraft in peace
>>27699726>>Mori and Kiara were friends before HololiveIs probably wrong. They were, at most, friends before their debut.
here you gohttps://youtu.be/oLfPxPzDt5M?t=7278
Gura pushed to 4 hours this time! Her previous best was 3.
AME AND GURA ARE MASTRUBATING OVER DISCORD VOICE CHAT RIGHT NOW AFTER FINISHING THE STREAM
>>27699497>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZt-9O4hIXewvyceuyRJdAshould I be aroused, or should I be concerned?
>>27699743Narrative coming through. Ina isn't feeling well and doesn't want to be on a stream, but she also wants to relax and play with her friends, so being the considerate friends they are Gura and Ame ended their stream to play with her offstream.
I missed the start of the collab so I'm just starting now. What am I in for?
>>27699722She's basically a skaven
>>27699689>>27699736>>27699740>>27699746You WILL watch
>>27699750So were waiting for Coco and Haachama for an EN Among Us collab right?
>>27699766Yeah, I rike it.
>>27699705you couldn't tell from the speed of the thread?
>>27699641The actual endcard is bloop bouncing around but shark forgot
>>27699717>>27699739
>took 5 hours to successfully acquire 2 Heart of SeasHow many do they need for Atlantis?
>>27699744I'd give ina more than just an inch if you know what I mean
>>27699767she's not, criminal, i know
>>27699726>And where the fuck is this one from too? Did Gura mention it during the Q&A?their streams pre-applying to hololive
watch RIP remix review by shinigami senseihttps://youtu.be/sCEJKsUP0H0
>>27699766Please save Mori from her scythe swinging job, Mr. Tanigo-sama.
>>27699726
>>27699674She's trying to keep us sleep-deprived so that we lack the mental stamina to resist her charms
>>27699759>painkillers for the fluanon...
Okay, I think I'm watching the Among Us collab archived, I'm tired asf.
>>27699754>Gura getting cucked by Minecraftmy sides
>>27699798a fuckton
ina please
>harrooo in a mocking manner>saying dumb fuck white pigs to herselfWhy is Ina so racist?
>>27699681this, also not a collab but ina's most recent stream where she goes full disney princess was worth missing sleep over last night
>>27699754Anon don’t you mean whole heartedly erping and shoving sand in her pussy
>>27699787A long adventure without a second of cringe.
>>27699767No but it does have some big names in it like Fubuki and Pekora. Watching it solely hoping Pekora plays as an impostor.
>>27699799two?
>>27699778Thanks pal. I fucking hate my bladder.
I think I will do my draw reps
>>27699811I don't remember asking, anon.
>>27699798I'm gonna laugh if she just makes a really gura-sized atlantis.
TAKYON
>>27699808wew ive watched that video at least 5 times and never noticed that, wtf
>>27699714But anon, i have work in the morning...
>>27699789unsubbing from ya boy
>>27699789I only watched her during debut, 1 song and have to suffer through her during collabs. I'm proud to say I didn't watch a single other video she has done.
>>27699767
>>27699767https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1316581661866291206Here's the roster. Thumbnail's made by Miko
>>27699804She's so cute, I wish she was my gf
>>27699809Making me sleep deprived only makes me tired. I've already fallen long ago.
>>27699767Noel, Nene, Botan, Okayu, Towa, FBK, Mio, PekoraIt's a pretty stacked lineup but no Polka unfortunately
>>27699372AAAAAA THE CRAMPS HAVE FINALLY CEASED! THE IRON HAS MADE HER STRONGER!
>>27699735I'm watching Rikka karaoke n-no homo though haha
>>27699838OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>>27699804I love that Amelia's started saluting to her chat o7
>>27699835don't be mean, anon
>>27699789As much as I would love to trying to wake up early enough to catch Mori streams has been hell on my sleep schedule bro. Some of us wagecucks aren't lucky enough to be NEETs living in our mom's basements
>>27699675No thank you, I need sleep.
>>27699804>if there were anyWHY THE FUCK IS AME SO POOR SHE LITERALLY IS THE CHAMPION OF HOLOEN
>>27699848One job
>>27699792How many players can Among Us Accomodate? Make it Coco, Haachama, the ENs, and the IDs for an even 10
AmeGura feels so fucking natural. They're honestly the perfect duo. I love when they collab together and hope they just do it more and more often.
>>27699845ask me how I know youre false flagging
Ame better get some sleep
>>27699811this isnt your blog faggot
>>27699804thanks Bruce
We can't see what Ina is doing
>>27699810For the headache Anon
>>27699514She's clearly dyslexic you fucking idiot.
I love my sharkdaughter but her insistence on not carrying weapons or wearing armor killed me (and her) for the first 3 hours of the stream.
amegura or ameina?
>>27699845
I have a feeling this could help a lot with atlantis
>>27699826>>27699848>>27699852Thx! Ok i will do it Pekohime
>>27699497please explain.
>>27699776see this is what makes most sense to me.i think she's an english autodidact which is why her vocab is 90% memes. it's actually really impressive imo
>>27699866Not enough Seiso.
https://youtu.be/iAJtxwe7yR0Yo it's not fair, why Pikamee can play GI and holoEN can't
>>27699804Ame..
>another stream at 4amFOR FUCKS SAKE MORI
>>27699848fuck I can't decide between that or Mori I gotta sleep some time I cant just watch both
>>27699804>She'll be reading the supas Carl sent
>>27699866her audience is comprised mostly of neets and hikkis who have no income and she knows it
>>27699868It's ten so I guess they don't want to do 8 or they're still planning the collab
>>27699819Nah you got it wrong ina is into intense Race play and Degradation she wants a white man to slap her and call her a gook slut while she says she will give ducky sucky 5 dollar
>>27699841>>27699808How many coincidences is too many coincidences?
>>27699869Yeah, tonight and the Biped stream the other week are the only times they felt as natural as any HoloJPs who had collabed a lot already.The Kiara games thing, they tried but Kiara just has an inherently hostile/snooty demeanor to her, takes everything 100% seriously although she pretends not to yet we can all tell, and damn it just does her no favors.
>>27699866It's a cruel world anonchama
Wait is the reason Ina cancelled her Minecraft stream today really because she was on her period?
>>27699852>Among Us with 8legit the worst number of people to play outside of something dumb like 4 peopleToo many people for just 1 imposter but 2v6 is fucking shit to play
>>27699719Mori just has the tisms, i honestly find my bro cute for how tone deaf she is
>>27699623Stream was draining and rejuvenating at the same time. 11/10.But now it's over so I'm just drained, time for sleep.
>>27699854Same
>>27699433Well, y'don't see THAT every day...I tell you hwut
>>27699890chinks omega butthurt about holoLive and banned them from permissions
>>27699866She got a 300 buck donation at least.
>>27699558Her timetravel device is a pocket watch, not a clock. Two completely different things.
>>27699808Bok bok
>>27699848>Polka's the only one that has been playing it the most out of them all>Don't bring herOkay
>>27699885that's why she did the stream to get the heart of the sae for that
Kiara's JP harem now contains:Subaru, Nene, Marine, Pekora, YAGOO, A-chan.Who will stop the gigastacy?
>>27699848>all boring Holos and Pekora Yawn
>Peoplel will shitpoist Ina and her period for the next 100 threadHeh, this thread will be "FUN"
>>27699877C H E E S E H A L L S
>>27699894lol just live on the west coast.
>>27699906>Kiara just has an inherently hostile/snooty demeanor to her, takes everything 100% seriously although she pretends not to yet we can all tellAnon you really have to work on your kayfabe detection reps
>>27699845>avatarfag is a niggerwhoa what a surprise
I'm kinda glad AmeGura can't speak japanese. They can collab together more instead with JPs
>>27699910Yeah, she posted her pad on the members page on her youtube to prove it.
>>27699848twapi...
Remember to do your oshi feeding reps!
>>27699882who puts their mouse on the left? lefties can go kill themselves
>>27699739I'm going to bed, but someone make sure to post this >>27686587 when she starts her streams for all the Deadbeats who weren't around earlier today.
>>27699623It was good balance of easygoing and disaster, as opposed to chessgate that was just nonstop disaster. Both are good in their own way, though.
I WANNA HAVE HOURS LONG SLOW SWEATY INTIMATE SEX WITH MORI CALLIOPE
>>27699808
>>27699926It's even dumber cause the game accommodates 10 people
>>27699903hot
>>27699848Pekora and Fubuki are the only entertaining there though.
>>27699623Chess was better
>>27699929>PekoraShe belongs to Moona now, sorry
>Mori stream in a hour >same time it is for me to go to bedFuck JP time
>>27699848no polka, no luna, no suba, no watch
>>27699845based
>>27699911Sadly you're right, best we can hope for is probably 1 impostor with a lot of tasks, but I doubt if they understand the game well enough for that.
>>27699905this is like stumbling over some illuminati level conspiracy, the narrativefags were actually correct
>>27699906Yeah, I get the bottom left thing is a haha joke but it's been a fucking month and she still seems to be taking it 100% seriously. GuraAme clicks together so fucking well
>>27699911It can work if you tweak the settings like vision/cooldown/kill range
>>27699910Wouldn't be unusual, hikki women in particular seem to get real bad menstrual cramps, I wonder if it's the lack of exercise or something.
>>27699433atheists be likego grandpa!
>>27699804Does she ever read superchats?
FACT:The best part of the whole stream was Gura admitting being around Amelia helps keep her calm
>>27699906I thinks you're reading too much into it
>>27699939I hate the idea of EN leaning too hard on the JP side like most of the people want I love the separation really. The HoloEN server has been a blessing.
>>27699972has anyone clipped that?
>>27699514think someplace that was a french colony.
WHAT INA PERIOD TASTE LIKE
>>27699968She said she almost never goes out and lacks all the vitamins possible, as her doctor keeps scolding her about it.
>>27699890GI is coomerbait trash
>>27699969My grandpa could kick your ass.
Times like this....make me miss Miko...
>>27699866As long as she's happy, it's OK.
>>27699986squid ink
So, I know who Gura was pre-hololive but i wasn't aware people had figured out who Amelia was...
>>27699848It's super dumb to make an 8 holos among us when you can have 10, maybe some surprise members?
>>27699968I mean that will Make almost anything health wise worse
>>27699989It's trash because it's chinkshit, not because of your forced /v/ meme. Commit suicide, tourist.
>Period end>Start play minecraftUh, BASED?
>>27699972Amelia is the backbone of EN, the true main character
>>27699999how new
>>27699808before this gets abayo'd, what is this?
>>27699639solid score
>>27699910You don't just abruptly get sick then feel better in the same day. Yeah it's definitely her period
>>27699939>>27699980Most posters here will call you guys faggots but I agree. Hopefully the inevitable JP collabs they do are infrequent.
>>27699989like pretty much every other gacha game?
>>27699866She got $1200https://playboard.co/en/video/0ruxO4TmMng
>>27699808That was just s*chi using her emotes to get her name out there. Or maybe she as just a s*nzaw fag. Anyway it doesn't matter anymore S*chi nuked all her hard work and internet history thanks to the retards in this thread.
>>27699972it melted my heart
holy shit this has to be a troll submission
>>27699787First hour is a bit slow, followed by a roller coaster ride of adventure.
>>27699929>who will stop the gigastacyherself evidently
>>27699623The 3 hours tunnel arc was top for me, this one was excellent too but in a different way, AmeXGura is always a good time just like the Biped stream.
>>27699999how newwasted quint
Dead beats, give me ideas. I don't want 25 free spaces.
>>27699943God shes so perfect
>>27699992erito is coming back for mw3 remastered trust me
>>27699986Squid ink with a metallic aftertaste
>>27699845Don't use my pics for falseflagging.
>>27699877her japanese is fine though, meanwhile she has the handwriting in english of a preschooli think she's ESL
Why is Trinity a thing again? That's a SEA meme. Did Mori or Kiara do something?
Only real way to do this is to just mark this day and see what happens 30 days from now.
>>27699999Wasted quints
thank you ina for saving the day
>>27700017Girls' Frontline is the gentlemen's gacha game. Gunslinger Girl collab is peak kino for oldfags.
>>27699848>2 gen 5s>1 gen 4>2 gen 3s>3 GamersWhat's the narrative here?
>>27699885the nautilus shells and the prismarine are gonna be the real ball busters
>>27699999>Quints wasted on a doxpost
>>27699890Genshin is literal fucking steaming garbage FOTM chinkshit, Coco getting hem banned from playing it was a godsend 5Dchess move.
>>27699866Anon, they get steady income from the memberships and a salary from Cover.
>>27700014Amelia's former avatar in chat watching Gura's former avatar sing in Twitch sings
Gura really needs to learn from peko if she wants to suck at games. This was painful to watch, she was clearly so sad.
>>27700014It's lurk more faggot
>>27699972Amelia knows good ways to calm yourself.https://youtu.be/rDswj3YxJEI?t=1152
>>276999102D girls don't have periods
>ina logs in>end streamtrinity...
>>27700014https://streamable.com/1h1azj
>>27699999~-~MASSIVE DOX SPOILERS BELOW HOLY FUCK*-~They're all moderately attractive women with a weaboo-type background, FUCKING SHOCKING I KNOWI will never get the appeal of doxshit, honestly it would be more interesting if one of them had no legs or something
>>27700027There is no salt.
>>27699999We had guesses pre-debut for Mori, Gura, and Amelia, and all 3 turned out to be correct. 5ch found Kiara and Ina within 5 minutes of their debut starting.
>>27699999fuck you for wasting that quints get on some newfag bullshit when you should be doing your archive reps if you really fucking care
>>27699845Fuck off falseflagger, real chumbuds like all the girls
Holy shit, some Hideki Naganuma-ass remix on K's stream rn
>>27700038>gfldead game
http://poal.me/add2tmhttp://poal.me/add2tmhttp://poal.me/add2tmHow do you feel about comfy gura? Caffeine water's been strong in some recent streams.
>>27700033it's mostly just shitposting. Plus the way they schedule their streams due to timezone differences naturally creates some separation in people's minds
A lot of the small vtubers are aware of each other in some sense. It doesn't necessary prove anything since S**hi didn't have any icons on her, it could just mean one member knows about her past life.Which she does cause she referenced a song this stream.
Watchama's fat, sweaty tits!
IMAGINE INA BEING INA TAMPON RIGHT NOW
>>27700065based, doxniggers can hang
>>27700019it's just set to private
>>27699972As soon as they get separated she panics. It's adorable and worrying.
>>27700053The salary is fuckall, worse than part-time
>>27699789She just baits SCs and is being a greedy jew. After that overcooked clip that was posted, I'm done with her.
>>27699968>pulled out of my ass
>>27700032That doesn't mean much in the current era when most writing is done on a keyboard or a smartphone. My handwriting is also pre-school tier for that reason.
>>27700087In Gura's mouth!
Holy shit this Jet Set Radio style remix is by far the best I've heard of all
>>27699347That reminds me>Pekora>Have the highest live viewers for more than 5 straight months now in HoloJP>Doesnt get much SCs>Doesnt have a zooming subgrowth like Korone or FubukiI dont get it
>>27700080Balanced as all things should be
>>27699848Finally, some Hololive playing Among Us, can't wait for this kino.
>>27700077Yeah holy fuckThis guy transformed the song entirelyIt's reminding me of those old songs I heard playing Tony hawk skate games (Zoomer, no clue wtf that age of music was)
>>27700017 Yes. Exactly.
>>27699866her gremlin audience is filled with apex/csgo kiddies or depressed, unimployed goslings and she doesnt have the kani kani to attract all the ojisans
>>27700019As someone who watched her when she was on twitch, that hard work was the foundation that led her to where she is now. It sucks that it's all gone because I really enjoyed her old streams, but she's onto bigger things now. Her voice is recognizable and her old fans will flow back in.
>>27699999You sweet summer child, who also blew the quints. Shame on you.
>>27699911Miko and A-chan as special guests
>Carl is donating to Pikamee nowMadlad
>>27700100Why are chumbuddies such assholes?
K' has listened to like 300+ remixes at this point How the fuck is he not going insane?
>>27700098Yeah that's why Calli is now able to quit her job, from such shitty income from vtubing.
are people pretending to ignore that Ame is likely playing with Ina off-stream?
>>27700055Gura's not used to getting dumpstered on stream with tens of thousands people watching yet.
>>27700122kek did she read it?
>>27699999I know EN brought in a lot of newfags, but why are we getting so many of them recently? Is it the minecraft popularity curse?
>>27699943What are those on the bottom? Cheetos?
>>27700122Holy shit you gotta see this
>>27700030Soon!
The amazing Jet Set remix https://soundcloud.com/jorjojoro/rip
>>27700087I forgot the image...
>>27700065Mori's roommate is a lot more than just moderately attractive...
so how much did ame and gura do? they were going to loot some treasure right?
>>27700076That's bullshit. All the girls are extremely different from one another and it's stupid to expect everyone to like every single girl. Hating them is idiotic sure, as is wishing harm upon them, but actually thinking that people need to love and be crazy about every single one of them is delusional at best. At that point you're not a fan of their work, you're just a blind Cover consumer. Almost as bad as fags who think that any form of criticism is a personal attack on them or saying that a girl needs to fix her mic is somehow equal to wanting to kill her.
>>27700132You just know.
>>27700122KEK Its true
>>27700053They get way more money from the sub/memberships than the salary. Ame said she doesn't care much about making a fuck ton of money though, she just wants enough to live a simple life playing vidya.
>>27700138Deep-fried chicken intestines
>>27700126Anon that’s not a chumbuddy that’s a spear chucking niggercuda
>>27700122Carl who?
>>27700130Even if we set aside the fact that she hasn't, because she still needs the work visa, the bulk of the money comes from memberships and supachas, not the shitty base salary.
>>27700127He is just happy for people remixing something that he helped to create
>>27700053wait hold on so does my donation not actually go to the girl?I could understand Cover taking a cut of the donation, but them taking 100% and giving a salary in return is just so wrong. I feel bad
>>27700137Yes
Why are chumfucks and teafags so obnoxious?
>>27700127His secret is, he is.
>>27700130Calli cannot quit her scythe swinging job, she will lose her work visa.
Am I too retarded to understand this? Why is everyone so mad about the rainbow thing with Mori?
>>27700130Mori also makes more in SC than everyone else. Like she makes a ton.
>>27700127Because he's a supportive companion of Calli.
>>27700027If we want ones that are semi uncommon but not rare tryUnintentional /u/baitingAccidental asmr noisesActually playing a video gameMentions obscure/underground musical groupTalks about senpaisI could probably think of a few others if it wasn't so late
Why are deadautists like that?
>>27700132>Ame is likely playing with Ina off-streamAnd with herself!
>>27700146Yeah, I really wanna fuck my bro and squeeze her big titties, No homo.
>>27700041polka not being there is really shitty
>>27699778>Gura: What are you gonna do about it?>Creeper: Allahu AkbarShe did it again.
>>27700165Sorry you didn’t get a kino stream dog fucker or are just an ass mad 2hu
>>27700148BASED
oiWatSONN
>>27700132I'd believe it, but she probably just wants to play with a friend instead of having to also appeal to a crowd of ten thousand strangers.
>>27700132she can sleep whenever she wants she's an adult
>>27700163It does partially, supposedly 20-30%, depending on how it's calculated.
>>27700171No one is, you're the first person to bring it up in this thread.
>>27700127because he finds some bangers like the Super Radical remix
>>27700130Matsuri only made like 30k yen in two months
Ame ruined my sleep schedule peko
>>27699726>>27699808
>covid test at 10 amI haven't watched mori live since the first mad father or whatever streamFuck, you just can't support all of them
>>27700171Milking supachats is obnoxious. Milking supachats during a collab is really obnoxious. Doesn't seem that hard to understand.
>>27700111Her voice filters people
>>27700111voice filter. Most people get used to it quickly but on first impression it can be extremely grating. That's my theory anyway.
>>27700119It sucks a bit, but both Mori and Gura are proof that you can leave your previous work on the internet if you erase personal information from it thoroughly. What's sad is that Ame didn't thoroughly erase personal information, and so she had to resort to nuking everything.
>>27700179like what?
>>27700146Find me a picture where the camera isn't pointing straight up her nose...
>>27700130He was talking about the salary component of their comp, fuckwad. Coco and others have mentioned how shit it is before.
>>27699999warning to fellow newfriendsasking questions like this will get u a warning :(
>>27700122And chat says "report and block guys". Fucking faggots.
>>27700184Based and nohomo pilled
>>27700182with gura in discord
>>27700111Her viewers are literally children, she is basically the new bugs bunny to Jap kids, they all watch her stream in the mornings.
>>27700204Holy fuck this is BIG
>doxpostingFUCK OFF
Fucking Carl
>>27700032>her japanese is fine thoughshe's a mynah
>>27700196I'm not concernfagging, just try to make some sense of this trinity shit
>>27699972>>27700020>>27700094>>27699983https://files.catbox.moe/3urwmy.webmSo fucking cute...
>>27700163By JP contract guidelines it's 30% YouTube Then Cover takes 50% of whatever's left. So if you donate $10 to Kiara after deductions she's getting $3.5 in the end. Keep in mind taxes also factor into this shit. We aren't sure if the ENs have different contracts from JP.
>>27700122who?
>>27700116>>27700077https://soundcloud.com/jorjojoro/ripHere's the link to the full thing. It's Super Radical.
>>27700127When you love music and make it, you can deal with long hours hearing the same thing
>>27700130He's talking about the salary from Cover, not the money from Supachas/memberships retard. It's like working at a pizza department as a pizza carrier. You get a shit salary, but you can make some decent cash from the tips.
>>27700163The working assumption is that they get 35% of Supas from what Coco said once, and then maybe memberships are split the same.
>>27700208is it Milking though?
>>27700207A covid test takes less than 20 seconds to do anonchama...
>Dox hourHer Ina IRL pic
Neither of them has made any post stream Tweets or likes so they're both either fapping together to calm down from the stream or went straight back to playing with Ina.
FACTS:Mori and Kiara are numberfags
>>27700169But she works for Cover now?
>>27700236thank you anon
>>27700252that's not irl that's a drawing
>>27700254then why haven't they killed themselves yet?
>>27700241Anyone who enjoys Jet Set Radio do yourself a favour and listen to it
>>27700263EVERYONE LMAOING @ HIM RIGHT NOWLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27700163They see only 1/3 of the amount you donated at best. God fucking forbid you donated through your iPhone like a retard, then they see even less.
>>27700246>haha this reminds me of those times you all gave me a lot of money and that was soooooo horribleYes.
>>27699866She makes enough to support her degenerate hikki lifestyle which is all she wants. I'd fucking kill to be able to stay up until 7am playing minecraft but I have to wageslave.
>>27700230Not really, just by their interactions you know they knew each other before hololive, + watson design is HER oc
Mori and Kiara are a waste of Cover's resources.
>>27700204What the date on this? Would it have been before or after the auditions?
>>27700263She's 2D IRL
>>27700253More like fapping together with Ina.
>>27700263Ina is 2D, even IRL. Even her roommate is that flat.
Can we stop talking about Ina's menstrual cycle?
Anyone else just feel totally relaxed after that 10/10 collab?
So how will Deadbraps cope once Gura catches up by bruteforcing supachas?
>>27700245>>27700237>>27700198well that's not so badI actually only donated one time; when Gura opened the chest and found the Heart of the Sea. I feel better knowing she got some of it.
>>27700253Anon they all masterbait in discord together why do you think they ended the stream when ina joined the server they had to get ready for the masterbaiting session
>Ina stream>no fighting>Kiara stream>no fighting>Mori stream>no fighting>Amelia>some fighting, mostly between autists, schizos, and retards screaming about Goslingposters>Gura stream>constant fighting, every girl but Gura is shit and here are a thousand reasons why you should only ever support Guraall just a coincedence though I swear, not all chumbuddies are like this and it's actually just a very small minority shitting on the rest of HoloEN every single time she streams
>>27700274she never said that though, are you talking about implying implifications?
>>27700171Falseflaggers and possibly people who dont understand how socially retarded mori can be trying to start shit
>>27700254Prove that Mori is a number fag
>>27700246Not really, fags here call thanking someone from or a reading a superchat """milking""" and one them to all like Ame and just ignore them, but then act confused and wonder why she doesn't pull shit
>>27699888herehttps://youtu.be/xo3z5bEYTE8?t=4882
>>27700263Anon, I...
>>27699416desert has more coal or iron tho, shit's handy.
>>27700284LMAO He lacks critical information
>>27700236Heart almost exploded out of my chest at this part
>>27699808>>27700204>traced AYAYA emoteREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CALL THE CYBER COPS
>>27700241this slaps
>>27700301ogey
>>27700276Get in the cage. >>27700292>sharkpedo only cares about numbersGeez.
>>27699726There's no way Mori and Kiara were friends before getting accepted into EN. They ran in way too different circles to have known each other.
>>27700299>masterbaitplease learn how to spell before posting
>>27700292nobody cares
>Wake up>4 hour Minecraft archiveHOW AM I MEANT TO GET ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE DONE
>>27700306Wow, a deadbrap who doesn't actually watch Ame and just makes up shit, I bet you're one of the retards who claims all her streams are gf experience too.
>>27699866She pushes back SC readings, Kiara despite being at the bottom on views has decent revenue due taking an extra hour reading SC after every stream.
>>27700301Are you retarded or blind every stream has fights and flase flags this is one of them you fucking spearchucking niggercuda
>waited like 25 minutes on twitter to post so I can drop my fat ass (You) bait Okay they're seriously fucking on discord
>>27700295You do you, but as much as I love the girls and the content, I think supa'ing is dumb. I'd rather throw down the money for higher membership tier.
>>27700301This was written by a kfp employee.
>>27700301>Kiara stream>no fighting....huh?
fuckin' Carl.
>>27700286I'm just glad it's over and my blood pressure can go back down. I was getting second hand anxiety watching them run around.
>>27700122Carl gone
https://youtu.be/0S6eohcgqfoIt's to to do your Japanese language reps
>Almost 600 entriesbruh
Wow Mori had almost 600 enties, holy shit.
>>27700295If you really care you could just donate to their roommates too. That's what I've done a bit.
>>27700263Good eye anon. Here's a video her roommate posted on Twitter https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>27700327It’s 2 am and I’m phone posting with my fat thumbs blame crapple for making their tech so shit but affordable
>>27700324>deadbraps don't numberfagI've been saving up screenshots. It's gonna be sweet once Mori gets eaten.
>>27700301>Kiara stream>one person says something lightly critical of her and the next 3 hours is KFP crying about how opressed they are
Extremely bad Gura and MtG jokes
>>27700236sub it for the nihonjin bros
>>27700334TWO four hour minecraft archives.You are going to watch both, aren't you?
>>27700301
>>27700259iirc how work visa's work is they have to be paid first before she is officially working for them.
>>27700236Holy fuck.
>>27700336I'd say theres a much higher chance of you being that guy, but I cant confirm shit so please do continue
>>27700352>those fags reporting himNO FUN ALLOWED
>>27700259Cover cannot convince the oji-sans at immigration that being an anime girl streamer is a job that absolutely requires her to stay in Japan.
>>27700334Learn to have it on the side while working on your task. It's hard I know, I have trouble focusing too.
>>27700356The JOP comments are so cute...
>>27700253>them right now
>>27700292>She didn't stream for a few daysLet's be real though, that Live this Saturday is gonna boost her numbers to an unreal degree because there's exactly 0 chance she doesn't cry during it.
Will you watch your boy or are you too drained by the guramecraft stream? I think I will have to skip out on Mori today,
>>27700306>Yes hello I'm a faggot who hasn't watched a single Amelia stream since her first monetized one.
>>27700295Once they get some merch out they'll get a better cut of those sales.
>>27700348>>27700352>Damn Carl, talk to someone else... this is for gaming! *Kettle Laugh*
>>27700301Just post this pic and the chumbuds will fuck off
>>27700374Oh and you're an ESL SEAnig too, shocking.
>>27700364Anon that’s not a fucking deadbeat it’s a fucking hlg false flagger but hey you are too probably
>>27700364Who are you quoting? I did not say that.
>>27700383Coping already?
>>27700250I don't have faith in waking up early if I stay up for mori
>>27700280Holostars
>>27700388I fucking hate this nonce
>>27700394REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBARRACUDA BARRACUDA BARRACUDAGET OUTSHARKMOD DELETE THIS POST
>>27700364>make post>save postwow nice proof you got there bro, I recommend booking an appointment with a therapist.
>>27700204Can I get a timestamp on this?
>Ina joins the server>Gurame stop streaming immediatelyNarratives?
My friends it is deadhours. Mori's stream is in 1 hour. Remember not to take shitposts or falseflaggers seriously and enjoy your day/night.
>>27700378I wish they would comment more. Damn shy Japs, they let the Hololive comments sections get overrun by English.
>>27700394Towa is a slut
>>27700370Oh fuck YouTube only recommended me Gura's. Please tell me they stay together for most of the stream and that I don't have to watch it twice.
>>27700410This but unironically
>>27700381>Don't worry Gura-chan, you're next.
bros that watched the entire gurame collab:any juicy yuribait moments that i can fap to or no
>>27700396>ESL SEAnig calling other ESL SEAnigsthis fucking clown world
>>27700360why would she post that? did ina give her permission?
>>27700420You're just mad because Towa provides better services for a lower price.
>>27700019Can't really do anything. All it takes is ten people with an axe to grind and shit's fucked.
>>27700301>>Gura stream>Its just numberfagging, HERschizos, doxxposting, more infighting Those retards aren't actual fans, wouldn't be surprised if most of them are /hlg/fags considering how much EN pisses them off
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMENTO THE DEAD HOUR
>>27700381>Full on the mouth smoochingFor some reason I always see the people doing official type fanart shy away from that, this is nice
who's the whore of holoEN?
>>27700394shut up shut up
>>27700394Oh look a fan of licking up a std ridden whores hole said some fake shit nice self screen cap loser go back to your whorshi
>>27700423Have them both up at the same time and mute one. There's a decent bit of separation that happens.
>>27700405I'm not a numberfag, I was answering the question about how they'll cope and then stating a truth.
>>27700306Nice, this is someone who obviously hasn't watched a single Ame stream. You're a fucking idiot.
It was an adventure alright.
>>27699869I love their retarded gait. I really want to watch a Holoen Mystery show. Like it should be more like scooby doo, but it'd end up more like Mike tyson mysteries
I wish I could enjoy Gura but since knowing she's sanzawa who is a promiscious weed smoker and drunk half the time I can't. How do you do it, chumbuds?
>>27700127Some of them are really good and enough to stave off the shitty ones. It's not like he's going the full length of the song in most cases.
>>27700259https://www.japanvisitor.com/japan-travel/japan-work-visasThis gives you a good idea what Japan allows under work based visas.
>bangs beer bottle on desk>Yeah I don't have a bottle opener.>plays kazoo>Gura: Oh, do you have an accordion?>No, but that's on the list.>sees ingame rainbow>AHHHH RAINBOW PTSDDeadbeatbros, I know our boy is too much of a spaz to mastermind everything but it DOES kinda seem like she's, at least unintentionally, trying to milk us.
>>27700098>>27700154>The salary is fuckallThis is based on what, exactly?
>>27700336No retardchama, I watch every one of them streams and have lurked and know exactly what you fags talk about, you're probably just some seething anti trying to rehash that "duur mori is a joo" narrartive from a few weeks ago and call everything she does "milking" when in reality she does bare minimum interaction and is nowhere near the level of milking of someone like RushiaIf her being happy to make money makes you seethe so I'd suggest you just stop watching instead of bitching and write schizo narratives in these threads
>>27700445you
>>27700425Where's the full image?
>>27699808>"Ame" played ride on time in background>Gura sings ride on time in debut>"Ame" played bloody stream in background>Gura sings bloody stream in karaoke stream
>>27700452that doesn't look like an ame fan though?
>>27700427There were some opportunities when Ame left to ``take phone calls'' and her avatar just froze in position. Gura looked at her and tried to copy Ame's face but didn't do anything yuribaity.
>>27700484Learn to find your own sources.
>>277004668/10 needs more tridents being chucked at them
>>27700394SHUT TBW FFIXK Up YK8 RETARD I HATE YO6 GJTA WILL GET TO 1 MIL KN HLOL FKRSR
>>27700445The ones who respond to polls.
>>27700445Your mom on Chaturbate
>>27700169Doesn't she work menial teenager type jobs? Why would she get a visa for waitressing/janitor
>>27700445Amelia
>>27700474I wish Mori would milk me
>>27700445Your mom. Have you heard of all the things she does with Ame?
>>27700254I am 300k vtuber
>>27700474this pic has some interesting captions in the archives is all I'll say
>>27700474They're all trying to milk you, retard. Literally every single one. Did you forget this is a job to them too?
>>27700474Idgaf if true, she is not responsible for actions of other people, if they spend too much it's on them
>>27700445You
Do you think it was pure luck that Pekora fell in love with Moona or was it destined to happen due to their love of autistic Minecraft projects?
>>27700502>>27700506she's dead, anons...
Night everyone! See you next stream.Gods mercy on those who remain during the deadhours.
>>27700479Hey dipshit, my post didn't even mention Mori's streams, what does any of the garbage you spewed have to do with you completely making up shit about Ame's streams? No one who actually watches her would claim she ignores supas when she reads every one of them at the end. The only schizo here is you, completely making up a post to reply to.
>>27700236Gura leaning onto Amelia after saying that is so frickin CUTE
Gura went from 12K subs during a Minecraft stream to a mere 6K subs per stream. In two more streams she will be losing 6K subs per stream.
>>27700512ogey, Artia
Why does everyone here hate shark fans?
some banging remixes
>>27700474wtf I hate her now
Reminder that she's doing her reps and coming for Amelia
>>27700383We already know that her big akasupa simps are are planning a dump for her live concert.
>>27700301Why is this deleted
>>27700524anon Mori is streaming in like an hour
>ina joins mc server>gura and ame say hi>she says nothing narrativebros? trinity isnt as close as we thought? gurame + takamori + ina?
>>27700499are you okay anon?
>>27700524Night anon, dont get caught by the night terror demons
>>27699970At the end of her streams.
>Mori stream about to start>thread turns to shit
>>27700535I don't want to discuss it here
>>27700545she said harroo and nobody replied and that was that
>>27700535Because they get babysit, all the posts criticizing shark get deleted whilst you can shitpost about Mori or Amelia all day long with zero consequences. It's fucking annoying.
Daily reminder that every negative interaction you have with a deadbeat is actually with an anti falseflagging as a deadbeat. I'm sure of it, I check all of them.
>>27700305She's had at least 4 tweets about subscribers and views.
Shitposting is cheeky and all, but "p*al.me" should unironically be a phrase that's autobanned or autodeleted on /hlgg/. Most of the time, it's just absolute lowest form of tribalism with zero effort.
>>27700535Why do they hate us?
>>27700542>we already knowI didnt, where did you get this info from?
>>27700554Fitting
>>27700530Excellent analysis. That means she will soon start losing subs yes?
>wake up>eat some oatmeal for breakfast>record the noise your throat makes while eating the oatmeal>go stream for 1 hour while dodging the rest of your gen mates>make more money than all of holoEN put together
>>27700535We don't it's faggots baiting and false flagging, girls and their fans are all finet.deadbeat
>>27700562>"you can shitpost about ame all day long">unironically saying this when sharkmeido got at his absolute height of rip-and-tear over ame doxfagsYou fucking faggots are blind parrots.
>>27700541>Polka isn't in the JP Among Us collab because she's going to be in the EN Among US collab.
>>27700530
>>27700566>anti-poll tribesman
>>27700563fuck off barracuda
>>27700571In the comments.
>>27700555THEN WHWRE FUCKER YOU GKT NOTHING KN GURA STLP PRETEMDING. AHES PERFECT I EVERY WAY AND RHE FACE OF COVER
I love Ina, Gura, and Ame so much!
I'll say it now.I like Ina.I like Mori.I like Kiara.I'm indifferent toward Amelia and Gura.What does that make me?
>>27700384Drained, I need to take a break. There's among us in 3 hours
Has anyone in holoEN done a Guerrilla stream besides Amelia?
>>27700583what site is this, i must add it to my numberfag collection
>Gura shitposts and falseflags get deleted>shitposts about every other EN stay upI demand equality.
>>27700587This isn't actually a chumbud, it's an anti falseflagging as a chumbud.
>>27700487I feel like this is more of a reflection of how much they talk/message each other. In Ame's osu streams, she mentioned that Gura showed her a song and sang along with it while playing.
>>27700602Literally me
>>27699561what is "cheese halls"??? i've been watching gura since day 1 and i still have no idea
>>27700464>>27700385Except I've watched literally everyone one of her stream, her SC interaction is pretty weak and she saves them all for the end but usually blows though all them in quick fashionYou can be mad at me but those are just the facts and the end of the day I don't really give a fuck
Mori's at her peak autism during her track making streams. You ready for more cringekino, deadbeats?
>numberfag doesn't even have sourcesWell that explains alot.
>>27700535Antis get BTFO trying to shit on best shark so they've resorted to attacking the fans. Same old shit as ever. Mentally unhunged nousagis have been seething ever since Gura broke into top 3 and kicked out their meme rabbit.
for me? its Unity
>>27700602brown
Here's your perfect sink Samelia collab broshttp://viewsync.net/watch?v=0ruxO4TmMng&t=155&v=oLfPxPzDt5M&t=100&mode=solo
Barracudas getting uppity again
>stream ends>thread immediately goes to shitdoes it really need to be like this
>>27700579No one said seaskitzoniggers had great memory
Any update to this?
>>27700602that makes you an anti
>>27700595Same, was hoping Ina would hop in the discord and be part of the collab.
>take a nap>wake up and check thread>falseflaggers, antis, and 5%ers in full forceAHEMI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.Fuck tribalistfags.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
>>27700535tall poppy, gura is #1 now and the big fresh meme so obviously on 4chan that attracts negative attention and shitposting
>>27700535we don't, stop listening to false flaggers
>>27700602That makes you me.
>>27700611its mostly falseflags, meidos are pretty decent
>>27700602Ebin contrarian
>>27700602A MOTHBREATHING BASEDDRINER RETARD GURA IS PERFECT
>>27700633Where do you think you are?
>>27700580Imagine
>>27700610Report them then retard
>>27700562I don't think sharkmeido gives a shit, unless the posts are obvious baitposts made by the same person 10 times in a single thread or actual doxxposting. You can be critical against every single girl. It's when the same person makes the same >lmao gura pedo haah xDDDpost for the nth time in the same thread while samefagging himself is when he might get irked and delete.
>>27700579Doxxposting is against the rules no matter who it's about. If sharkmeido wanted to really do something influential he'd ban every fucking retard who spams SHE and HER all goddamn day.
>>27700535It's just shitposting don't take it seriously anon.
Why is it that only shitposting and falseflagging against Gura gets deleted?
>>27700631>sinkSync I mean
>>27700602someone that doesn't have time to watch all of them
>>27700629
>>27700637There's no one left to punch except kaguya luna or kizuna ai I guess.
>>27700629>Ina being a tank god for GuraGlorious. They need her now more than ever.
>>27700629forced takamori is cringe
>>27700576She won, but at what cost?
>>27700624Moving the goalposts and still pulling shit out of your ass. She gives a full response to every supa she gets unless it's especially retarded, fucking kill yourself you waste of oxygen.
Oh you shitposters want a Po.al do you?DESPITE MAKING ONLY 5% OF ALL POSTERS...
>>27700641>forced positivity ritualpostmake sure to not wake up the next time you go to sleep
>>27700619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aip8slFs3kMliterally googling "cheese halls" gets this result, you're lucky I enjoy posting this vid
>she is going to fall into the Gacha HolePIKAMEE NO!
>>27700563>>27700578Can confirm. I spend all day working and just wanna chill with my boy. Her friends are alright, I don't get the hate, real or fake.
>>27700606Gura did one with Fall Guys
>>27700526The post chain your replying to is literally accusing her milking superchats retardchama, if your too retarded to even follow reply chains I'm not going bother seriously replying to you
>>27700484I got ya covered anon.
>>27700664IT MAKES ME WAN5MT TO KILL YMSEDM
>>27700665A kiara one definitely got nuked by the meido.
>>27700641based and unitypilled
:3 remember to hydrate like Ina or you'll die. We cant be takodachi if you're dead! :3 :3drink waternow
>>27700686seethe more anti, you make up 5% of this thread and the other 95% hate you
>>27700684Based poal fag they make up 90% of the shit posts
>>27700602I'm honestly not sure how someone could like Kiara but not like all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtQ8UHdPMJU&ab_channel=TenmaGab
>>27700602I only like Gura and Ina. I couldn't care less about the others and I wont pretend that I love them. That being said I know other anons like them so good for them. Don't want them to graduate and would support them if it gets really bad, but besides that they're not for me.
>All these autistic girls RIP remix coversDeadbeats, do you understand what this means?>There is a sizable female Mori fan base>Many of them likely look up to her>Many of them are perhaps already like her, or want to imitate her in some sense like deadbeatbros>There are many spergy tomboy/tomboy-lite otaku girls in the same fan base we occupy
>>27700641FUCK OFF TRINITY IS THE ONLYY ANSWER
Man, posts get deleted so fast here recently.
>>27700679I don't move the goalposts, I stated facts and they seemed to have made you upsetThat's ok though, it happens to the best us
>>27700566>he doesn't just filter itAnon that's a (You) problem.
>>27700624Good. They should be at the end of the stream, if she's not paying attention to the game when a big one comes in, she'll thank them. At the start of the collab, Mori literally interrupts the girls introducing themselves to thank a fucking superchat. It's obnoxious, interrupting the flow of a stream for a superchat ruins the mood.
>>27700631Based
hang in there jannies
>>27700720
>>27700641You were late, friend, I missed you
>>27700705I'm liking her a lot more now. Don't care about the GFE or whatever. Mining gremlin Ame is the best.
>>27700705Cute!
>>27700718Holy fuck, I have to join a Mori discord.
>>27700718they may be in this thread at this very moment
>>27700684you'd be surprised what one fags autism can do
>>27700723I mean can you really blame the meido?
>>27700723>Write post>Self delete>One (1) <Free> Controversy
>>27700718The tomboy revolution is upon us
>>27700715Do ESLs even understand motorboat
>>27700727Your "facts" are that she speeds past them when the exact opposite is true.
>>27700629Source?
>>27700747AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27700602Why is this not deleted yet? He's hating Gura
Alles Lob Kaiserin Kiara!
>Ame and Gura STILL haven't tweeted anythingHoly moly this post-game discord sex session must be I N T E N S E
>>27700718Oh fuck some of us might make it after all
>>27700512Show me one instance Ina, Ame or Gura has tried to milk SCs? Legit fuckin retards got moripoop in your brain.
>>27700637I don't make them for other holos. So no, no need for more.
>>27700745go be a tranny somewhere else
>>27700718Where?
>There is a better than 75% chance that Ame has her fingers in her pussy right this instant>There is a better than 50% chance that Gura has her fingers in her cunny right this instant>There is a better than 25% chance that Ame and Gura are on a discord call together and can hear each other masturbating
>>27700730In a perfect world...Filters would not exist...but this is not a perfect world
>>27700742She is gonna mine from the island to gura’s base to the big tunnel all throughout today and tomorrow
>>27700758>ESL>Understanding
>>27700640Yeah, i wish but they ended stream right after. Granted Ina wasn't feeling good
>>27700718We're gunna make it
>>27700758Gura isn't ESL
>>27700777That's good and all but they really need their fingers in each other.
>>27700665Meido is biased if you couldn't tell already. They mostly do a good job overall so it's not much of a problem but sometimes it's blatantly obvious.
>>27700718Ever since we revealed there's a female goslingposter here I'll believe in your narrative 100%
>>27700758I'm thai and I understand.
>>27700769wouldnt she use the A-H flag?
i know we've had disagreements in the past but godspeed meido, i believe in you
>>27700777Baased
>>27700770>>27700777GURA US SEISO SHUT UP
>>27700793I know anon, but baby steps
>>27700782She allready started doing it when gura was logging off
>>27700718HoloEN is quickly making me realize there is a huge untapped portion of spergy weeb girls out there. The time to self-improve is now. We can make it.
>>27700641Thank you for this
I could see Gura with discord sex but Ame? Ehh, she doesn't give me those vibes
>>27700770Imagine 4 full hours of pent up sexual tension
>>27700474I'm impressed none of the girls told her to shut the fuck up. Banging your desk, playing a kazoo and shaming low SC earners while on a collab is dumb. Would never happen on a JP collab.
>>27700512>Please don't sc if you can't afford.>Spend it on something useful like a new desk, chair or bed instead. Something you will get a lot of use out of out.Really milking them dry.
>>27700665Probably because it's spammed by samefags who did it 30 times in this thread alone.
>>27700718See ya later, virgins.
>>27700718I've given up a long time ago, so it doesn't really matter for me. Its nice that shes doing so much for the small channels though. This contest was a good idea
>>27700790Cheese halls.
>>27700579Doxxing is not the same as shitposting anon, you're deliberately missing his point
>>27700777Witnessed
Be neutral onegai...
>>27700677she doesnt care about her matesa whore only loves money anonthere is no cost
>>27700718>There is a sizable female Mori fan baseThe only data available we had from clipper channel , contradicts your claim.
>>27700799swastika flag was shit, german empire is best flag
>>27700814not sure if sarcasm
>>27700782>>27700806Ina is helping her out too. We can expect it to be done by the next stream.
Wtf is discord sex
>that chicken clucking at 33:56my cute daughterwife
>>27700777There is a better than 10% chance that Ina joined the call without either of them noticing.
>>27700718>chasing after second-rate silver medalsSettling is retarded. Aim to achieve everything or achieve nothing at all.
Mori's my favorite. I like Ame and Ina. Gura's tolerable at best. I don't like Kiara because I think her character design looks retarded. How petty am I?
>>27700834clip watchers need not apply
>>27700845bok bok
>>27700828>call others snowflakes>is a snowflakeWhen did we started using /pol/ingos anyway? Use thinskin instead
>>27700718>Loves FFXIV and art>also flatThere is absolutely no contest that Ina has the biggest female fanbase in EN
>>27700782All while extending that rail system.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Gura... Ame... Tweet something..
Mori just liked this tweet. She did a duo song with this girl back in the baalbones dayshttps://twitter.com/milkyqueen_idol/status/1316626133102653440
How the hell would discord sex work exactly with Ame and Gura? I'm trying to imagine
>>27700535It's a work
>>27700834Did some clipper make a poll? You got a link or at least their channel name so I can check community posts?
>>27700854You mean clipchads.
I just woke up. It's 9am.Was the minecraft stream worth watching?
>>27700790doubt
>>27700853you're biased, like any other here
>>27700870pure sufferkino
>>27700857>femaleYou mean trannies.
>>27700752Actually that made me realize, there any kind of obscure entry in the rules about what you can and can't delete? Couldnt some thread keep itself constantly up if every single poster somehow had magically perfect coordination and always deleted, like a rolling sticky?
>>27700835A-H isn't a swastika you retard do your history reps>>27700870It was very much worth watching because it was a rollercoaster of emotion
>>27700861Do girls really do this?
>>27700867>>27700854Where's the data backing up Mori having sizeable women deadbeats anyway?
>>27700861
>>27700790I have a feeling that she is.
>>27700870It's fucking 4 hours long but had some serious ups/downs to it. Probably it's actually decent as a VOD because you can just skip through some parts to see what happened next, you'll see what I mean.
>>27700853GURA IS MIRE THAN TOLETABLE
>>27700858it's still stuck in my head lol
>>27700834Clipfags are ADHDniggers who should take their Ritalin and be quiet. Literally no different from redditors.
>>27700828I mean, deleting anti posts isnt bad, but its blatantly obvious that the sharkcuck meido is biased as fuck and only cares about shark and ame
>>27700746They could be in this very thread!They could be you, they could be me, they could even b-
>>27700870You have no fucking idea.
>>27700872You're an idiot then
>>27700853Do what makes you happy. Don't waste your time watching the ones you don't enjoy and especially don't feel bad for liking what you like. Everyone has a bias.
>>27700870https://files.catbox.moe/3urwmy.webmwatch this and decide for yourself (It's 10/10)
>>27700881That's Mori's fanbase.
>>27700869no wonder these threads are becoming shittier
>>27700870It was a good stream. Also not a complete loss like the 3 hour door stream.
>>27700863put microphone near pussy so you can hear the squishing soundsor put the cam on, but personally i believe they have a lewd setting for their live2d and they use that and audio only
>>27700856glass hearts is my favorite
>>27700887Watch K's streamA decent amount of these remixes are just women doing covers
>>27700887amount of women doing the remix contest >>27700898that was so close from working
>>27700891We know you do, SEAmonkey. But it's incorrect
so when are we gonna see the Gacha Leviathan in action?
>>27700870It was great>>27700631
>>27700904is this unironic seething?
>>27700918>>27700915How many? Can you come up with an estimation?
>>27700854This desuThe girls speak English, there is no need for translated clips. You just watch the stream as a whole if you are a bigger fan, and only watch clips if you have literally no free time or aren't really into the girl
>>27700807>They are all messed up in the head like MatsuriNo thanks
>>27700915ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES LOOKING FOR ATTEMTION
>>27700818How new to the internet are you exactly? That was a reference
>>27700900gurathe reps
>>27700915an example, from last threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0C1zbJ0_U
>>27700891Just because she plays retarded doesn't mean you monkey of the sea are in good company.
Gura isn't ||ESL||
Alright /hlgg/, time to find out if all the hate and antis here are samfagging and spamming. How do you feel about each girl?>Morihttp://poal.me/k22vknhttp://poal.me/k22vknhttp://poal.me/k22vkn>Kiarahttp://poal.me/fxxv92http://poal.me/fxxv92http://poal.me/fxxv92>Inahttp://poal.me/vdjb84http://poal.me/vdjb84http://poal.me/vdjb84>Ameliahttp://poal.me/ke15xnhttp://poal.me/ke15xnhttp://poal.me/ke15xn>Gurahttp://poal.me/tla780http://poal.me/tla780http://poal.me/tla780
>>27700625Hell yeah I'm ready>>27700641Based
>>27700870Why her lips seem to be trembling? What is this expression supposed to convey?Also, notice how the hood seems to be really behind, even the hairclips are showing, it's almost like the original artist is admitting that it's not a great detail (at least for the Live2D, the hood looks fine in fanart but it's a bit weird in Live2D).
>>27700944This will get many (You)s
>>27700928tree fiddy
>>27700796Should really just focus on the dox posts. Everything else is fair game. If people cant tell baits/falseflaggers/etc. then thats on them.
>>27700944This is bait.
>>27700884sorry, it's 9am. My brain parsed A-H as Adolf Hitler, not Austria-Hungary. I better go to sleep
>>27700938Anonchama... do you really believe these spellings weren't on purpose?
>>27700947>poal spamHere's a much better poalhttp://poal.me/cio02
>>27700944Please go back
>>27700935have sex incel kun
Thank you whoever uploaded those albums Mori took down, this stuff is great.>JESUS JESUS JAPANESUS>SATAN SAMA ONEGAI TURN THAT BASS UP HELLA HIGH
So, all english holos are anglos?
>when you realize gura and ame are having hot steamy post-stream discord sex rn>when you realize they've been having discord sex non-stop since the overcooked collab>when you realize they pushed the collab back 2hrs just to have more discord sex
>>27700631I was using this site to watch live, it's pretty decente and does the job, but is there other alternatives out there? It would be nice to make a screen bigger than the other for example.
>>27700935But I'm posting here for (you)s. I'm man by the way.
>>27700969mad because everyone's about to know for sure you antis make up a miniscule fraction of the thread and all you ever do is samefag and spam? lol
>>27700887>>27700915>>27700928>>27700918Wait a minute... what if most deadbeats are female? That's why they like to say that "it's gay to cum to your bro" shit
>>27700564Celebrating milestones doesn't make you a numberfag, most of the JP senpais do that too.
>>27700973Got a link? Ded archives and so on
>>27700986Did you forget the 4th Reich bird?
>>27700987
>>27700944Gura **is** ESL
Why are people forcing the discord sex meme?
Why the fuck did they play Minecraft and where's Biped?
>>27700998Warosu's back.
>>27700834Anon just pointed out that a bunch of the remix entries were by girls though. Is that not data itself?
>>27700845
>>27699776fuck I feel stupid for not catching on to that, but that definitely sounds like she was hinting about her personal life now that I think about it
>>27701010you ever get horny?
antifags fear the unity
>>27700718There's gotta be a decent female fanbase for every girl. The no-girls-on-the-internet mindset is laughably outdated.
>>27701015>Sharkpits3.png>3where are the others?
K's streams are Ina levels of comfy
>>27701010You must be new here.
>>27700947Wtf with Gura poal, fix that shit
>>27701010Because it's cute and hot.
>>27701022Rare Ame pits
>>27701009
>>27700967I'm mostly pointing out the handwriting anyway.
>>27701010>forcing>meme
So if gura wants to build atlantis, she will need underwater sea lanterns.These lights require Prismarine Crystals. Unfortunately, the only mob that drops these is Guardians and Elder Guardians, which are really powerful. Guardians>15 hearts of health>A laser that does 6 hearts of damage, and fires every 2 seconds>At short range, they extend spikes from their body that do 2 hearts of damage to you every time you hit them. Elder Guardians>40 hearts of health>laser does 8 hearts>spikes do 2 heartsElder Guardians are not as aggressive in chasing the player.The only reasonable way to fight Guardians is with a trident.Tridents have 2 attacks>melee attack that does 9 hearts, even more powerful than a diamond sword>a ranged attack that does 8 hearts>every ranged attack costs 1 durability, tridents only have 250 durabilityThe most valuable enchantment to have is Loyalty, which returns a thrown trident back to your hand. Tridents are a rare drop, they only drop from trident-wielding ocean zombies, and only 8.5% of the time. Another useful way to kill Guardians is with invisibility potions. If you are invisible, and wearing no armor, the Guardians will not attack you. Brewing potions is not so easy, there is a huge brewing guide.How to brew a potion of invisibility. First you will need a brewing stand, Water bottle + Nether Wart = Awkward PotionAwkward Potion + Golden Carrot = Potion of Night VisionPotion of Night Vision + Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Invisibility (3:00 effect)Potion of Invisibility + Redstone Dust = Potion of Super Invisibility (8:00 effect)The only way to build a brewing stand is Blaze Rods, which means you must kill a Blaze in the nether. These are powerful fire-shooting enemies often found in fortresses
>>27701022Has the game of choice been confirmed for the unity collab?
>>27701032Perfect to work to, imo. Makes me want to get into music production.
>>27700899>ame keeps me calmi feel like theres more to this
>>27701034what's wrong with it
>>27700994>>27700746>mfw I realize I'm been talking to and been surrounded by cute tomboys this whole time
>>27701015Is this from a generic generator or are you just lighting fast?
Mori's stream is starting but I kinda don't want to leave K's stream yetWhat do I do?
Hol' up, wasn't Mori's stream suppose to be in like an hour?...
>>27701011They finished all the co-op content in Biped last time without realizing, because for whatever reason "51% beacons activated" includes solo+co-op content.
>>27701046Thank you steve
>>27699888>>27701016kek
>>27701022This fanart is inaccurate. Gura would be stopping to mine that block of iron.
>>27700865Hell yeah brother
>>27701046thanks, steve
>>27701046Good thing Gura plans to get a Trident anyway since it's in-character.
>>277010545 choice instead of 6 unlike the other
>>27701022
>>27701042Ah yes, of course. Only Filipinos write like that. How could I be so ignorant?
>InaToo boring>MoriShe's cringy>Kiara Annoying attention whore>Amelia>roomateshit>GuraDoesn't open upAre these the main antipoints for each girl?
>>27701022FUCK UNITY KIARA IS A COSPMAY N8TC AND MORI ABD MONEYGREDY WHORE BEGGING FOR DONATIONS O YL THE TRINITY IS GOOD AND AM
>>27701071wow i'm a retard
>>27701061He's nearly finished.
>>27701061It's in 30 minutes
>>27700845>>27701015
>>27701048not yet, but I'm 90% sure its Minecraft
>>27700746Sure, and while we're pretending, they all look like this too.
>>27700862>baalbonesthis is getting ridiculous
>>27701048Adventure in the nether regions.
THE Elon?
>>27701046thanks steve
HDIDWKDLDBWGSLCDJSNQGSLVDLSMSWJSLHSBBDGSGSJSBJSHSGSFSCFSRTAXSTSRQACGS
>>27701081>>27701082Ah my bad, I didn't realize
>>27701010Isn't that obvious?
>>27701056Not a tomboy really, but don't worry. I like this place specifically because I'm not "the girl poster" here, I'm just another random anon.
>>27701076ok boomer
>>27701093Who the fuck cares
>>27701076meds..
>>27700947i'm a retard and i fucked up the gura poll. here it is fixedhttp://poal.me/26ko6khttp://poal.me/26ko6khttp://poal.me/26ko6k
>>27701093This guy is probably the biggest leech on youtube
gura and ame chat until the candles burn low and fall asleep together in voice chat, their soft breaths barely carrying over their microphones
>>27701010>he thinks it's a memeAnonchama...
K's ed song is fucking good!
>>27701107Well you are now. Tits or get back to being a faceless old man.
>>27701056meh in 2020 they all transition anyway
>>27701074I dunno. Amelia just feels average to me compared to everyone else, even with her backstory.
shark fact?
>>27700969Stay mad you 5% shit heels
>>27701060I'm the armpitlicking generator.>>27701029https://mega.nz/folder/p0BXnCxZ#58qFzi8RrFgI5Kw4hSsYZg
>>27701093>artia tweets at elon>puts mori in the thumbnailthis fucking jewtube nigger
how did the Ame and Gura collab go
>>27700986ina is asian i think
>>27701070She's going to lose it because she'll run out with 0 bread, 0 armor, and get mogged by two zombies in a corner.https://youtu.be/3_mDtToNWLQ?t=8780
>>27701046by that time Ame and Ina might have figured out how to do mob farms
>>27701004It was serious question. It would feel weird to listen anglos larping as japs.
>>27701107Marry me
>>27701074More or less. The only one I'd add is under Ame, if roommate doesn't stick they'll usually go with>Basic bitch twitch streamerInstead
>people still think Gura isn't from the USAEnglish is her first and only language (if you don't count Atlantian)
>>27701128based beyond words. thank you
>>27701120What is it btw?
>>27701131Maple Gook
>>27700928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq-pq7ucg3khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0C1zbJ0_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzNTBQxmYfM&t=25shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH7w_L9zMLohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkfT8sUTpNohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKkW6e49ShYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naQdwjPph4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV75yvEqfBshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpltyIJY988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3XhclrQDwJust some I found at a casual glance. Keep in mind that the majority of entries have been on Soundcloud.
https://poal.me/5i5bvw
>>27700891Because you're an idiot. Native english speakers can tell she's native.
>>27701013So it is. Found the two albums, thanks anon.
>>27701010Anon it’s better then 100% of the other narratives and is just fun it’s also real
>>27701046Thank you Steve, I will apply your lessons to my own gameplay
>>27701135>Ame and Gura with redstone
all anons during dead hours are just masturbating to the thought of ame and gura masturbating in discord
>>27701067with a wooden pickaxe
>>27701134I believe my daughter has learned her lesson...hopefully?
>>27701087Subaru wo shimikomasetai
>>27700641based as usual.
>>27701093>muh sjw fagjust as obnoxious as those subhumans he complains about
https://ogeyrr.at/Have you done your ogeys today?
>>27700954I agree but there's not much we can do to keep an unpaid janny from defending his oshi.
i feel bad for ina.gura and ame are just constantly building their relationship on and off stream, meanwhile we haven't seen an iname or gurina collab in literally 2 weeks (excl. full collab)shes literally the awkward third wheel in trinity now. which is sad because she used to be the favorite to win ame over from the earlier streams (2nd full collab)
>cringekino Mori track making stream at 2:30>have to wake up at 6Haha... who needs sleep? Why did my favorite have to be one of the two with Jap hours?
God... to be in Ame and Gura's discord sex channel right now...
>>27701022Unity chads should be the only posters in these threads, ban all antis
>>27701141Yep. Amelia confirmed it asking if she had learned a song listing the states in school.
>>27701107GIRL? GRILL? FEMALE? ON INTERNET?h-hello m'lady.. madame..madmoiselle.. my beautiful.. maiden of the stars.. let me introduce myself.. i am anonchama.. please.. let me breed you.. with my seed.. arigatogozaimaususu
>>27701127He knows putting Mori on the thumbnail will get more clicks. He's a capital L Leech.
>>27701175>Mori track making into Among Us collab into Mori zatsudan
>>27699472bless
>>27701177
>>27701022Why are you forcing the unity meme? Trinity is already a thing.
>>27701107You're alright dude.
>>27701128I salute your sheer dedication
>>27701175its not even prime jap hours, Mori really doesn't care about her fanbase
>>27700987If they both have ADHD (believable) and take Adderall, this could unironically be a thing. Adderall lets you masturbate literally for like 8 hours without stopping.
>>27701056I'm just an anon, anon.That's why my gender doesn't matter here.
>>27701093I hate this clickbaiting leech faggot so much
>>27701137If you're being serious then Ina is very obviously korean
>make dumb shitpost about X>get shit on>shit on X-fags for being thin skinnedI'm a genius. They'll never catch on.
>>27699553I remember the good old days when newfags would get baited by trinity false flaggers and derail the threads
>>27701145Where's the in house Hololive entry.
pls don't eat me and turn me into poounless youre calli
>>27701207imagine the smell under the table
>>27701046>which are really powerfulTurn the temple into a farm
>>27700986Ina Korean and Gura is ??? but it seems the rest are. Given how she talks and just what we know, she seems white as fuck by her diet/mannerisms. It's not impossible she could be half something but we just can't hear it, however there are some inflections / emphasis on setences when she gets annoyed that sound 10,000% white girl - for an example an angry "no!" from her sometimes goes into that inflected "noUH!!" that I've heard countless white girls say but nobody else. lf you're not a white guy in the US you just don't pick up on these things so I can see ESLs from other continents just not understanding how incredibly cliche American she sounds and entertaining their fantasies, but she really, truly does sound it.
I can't believe all of them (with probably the exception of Mori) got addicted to Minecraft. Over half their time streaming games is going to be Minecraft, isn't it?
>>27701149I'm a Native english speaker and i'm pretty sure she isn't lol, idk why you're getting so hung up about this
>>27701056Tomboys don't exist anymore
>>27701197suck my cock faggot
>>27701184Yeah but Gura didn't know the song. And when they were talking didn't she try to translate mph into kilometers for her at one point? I only caught like half that conversation.
>>27701074>Too boringHer non gameplay streams are actually engaging since its pure chat interaction>She's cringyShe is completely new to streaming and acting as a persona, her cringe is endearing >Annoying attention whoreShe is just extroverted as fuck but also tries to improve when criticized >roomateshitOnly Goslingschizos are still pissed about that shit>Doesn't open upShe does, just cause its not deep personal irl shit really doesn't matter
>>27701093People who hate Elon musk are paint chip eating retards people who care about those retards drank straight from the lead paint buckets
>>27701203titsorgtfo
>>27701107Wait what gain does a female get from watching holos? Isn't it mostly just for the girlfriend experience?
>>27701143The song is "Next Wednesday" is not released yet and has Roboco in the vocals
>>27701202I want some adderall
>>27699722Ame has refined taste in minecraft activities
>>27701128>283 gigabytes worth of armpit licking
>>27701233They are pretty fun to watch, I like them more than the normal twitch streamers.
>>27701227Listen don't tell anyone I told you this but SHE has directly said before that she's from the USA.
>>27701137That was a serious response. The bird is Austrian, not Anglo.
>>27701197Trinity is a dead meme, gura doesn't belong to you subhumans, fuck off
>>27701233Anon it’s the autistic frens experience finally you have cool girls just as autistic and weird as you
>>27701227>Yeah but Gura didn't know the song.I'm American and I've never heard of the song. Why would you even ask a foreigner?
>>27701223We already knew Gura and Kiara would get hooked. And Ina would probably like it because she gets to be creative. What I'm surprised is at Ame getting hooked. Thought it would be too slow and boring for her Gremlin Gamer FPS brain.
>>27701231>Only Goslingschizos are still pissed about that shitI haven't seen a single goslingfag post about the doxx or express any anger about it in weeks.
>>27701074"Kiara isn't seiso enough and became another random loudmouthed twitch whore" got a bit of a run yesterday.
>>27701243are you the same femanon who auditioned for EN, or am i to believe there's more than one woman here?
>>27701128I wonder how many anons itt unironically licked their screen irl while looking at their chuuba. There's no way something like this actually happens, right?
>>27701151>>27701013>EP 1 came with like a ten page comicwtf she does work too hard goddamn
>>27701134What the fuck is that scream. Does she have a whistle lodged in her throat?
remember to get good sleep, the holos are counting on you!
>>27701225>tfw was best friends a autistic zoomer tomboy at highschool>she didn't like pp
>>27701173maybe if she isnt too fucking busy doing other shit and actually streamed then maybe they would play with her?
>>27701221Anon I don't think you understand the sheer level of autism it takes to make a Guardian farm. Those things are massive and take fucking ages.
>>27701220It does depend on how early she came over. If she arrived at junior high level or before, then she would most definitely pick up on the mannerisms.
>>27701265Course not you'd get ill or something
>>27701264Nope, I'm not that anon.
>>27701224This. Also from the couple times we've seen her write stuff on-stream, her spelling is laughably bad for a native speaker. She seems like someone who probably learned conversational english from a fairly early age, though.
SOMEONE STOP MORI SHES STEALING GURA
>>27701264The femanon who auditioned for EN was Mori
>>27701278nowtherestwoofthem.jpg
>>27701232>WOAH ELON LIKES MEMES JUST LIKE MEwant to know how i know you're from reddit?
>She seems my dick
>>27700882Sure but why would you do that instead of creating another thread
>>27701272literally mfw THAT picture
>>27701276Anon Gura is American, born in America. She just sounds weird because she's American.
>>27701280>her spelling is laughably bad for a native speaker.It's an intentional gag you retard. It's the cute memespeak lolcat spelling girls do.
Maybe Gura is a way better actor than I give her credit for because somehow people think everything she does is entirely serious.
>>27701271but of course
>>27701292
>>27701233why are waifufags literally incapable of understanding the idea of watching something for entertainment and not to pretend you have a girlfriend?
>>27701264>am i to believe there's more than one woman hereThis is true of much more of 4chan than people realize
>>27701263Become? Wasn't she actually thoting for a while? What are these timeloop narratives?
>>27701285i believe it
Posting about SHE and HER should be an automatic 3-day ban. When are you fucking niggers going to give it a rest with this shit? Do you think you're funny, posting the same garbage every single day for a month straight?
>>27701253SAYS WHO GURA LOJES MW MORE RHAN YOU
>>27701285>The femanon who auditioned for EN was MoriNow this is a spicy narrative.
>>27701292please anon, I don't want to feel inadequate right now
>>27701292You'll get it right next time, anon
>>27701224Anon she just probably had the learning disabilities I knew some fem tards who had adhd and dyslexia they act like that
>>27701233men get the girlfriend experience, women get the female friend experience. it's hard having female friends irl as a woman, you know that meme about how the moment a woman enters an all-male group, the dynamic goes to shit because all the guys start competing with each other? well women are competing with each other 24/7 even if there isn't a guy around. cute anime girls are a lot easier to get that female social interaction from
>>27701232People who like Elon Musk are post-post ironic zoomie redditors, go back faggot.
>>27701145I feel like the top two could be an oddly fitting pair.
>>27701046Thank you Steve.
>>27701157It's like we're all having sex together!
>>27701070The best thing would be to get a trident with Loyalty enchantment, then go around the oceans using your trident to farm even more tridents, until you have innumerable tridents.Then you can always use one of your other tridents to repair your old trident and keep the Loyalty enchantment.
>>27701305i just didn't think they'd be here in the holos in any significant number
>>27701261There's still a percentage of the thread who think that the gosling meme is synonymous with idolfags who believe there's actually a chance they could date the vtuber in real life.
>>27701280You're absolutely nuts
>>27701285doubt it. shes too cringekinoprobably kiara
>>27701157better than the literal dick measuring contest last week
>>27701303They have no social skills and have attachment issues, most likely stemming from parental neglect. That or autism.
>>27701298Just like how every American has a rice shelf and knows some obscure Taiwanese skyscraper
>>27701278TITSORGTFO
>>27701281>painted nailswhat a fucking slut
>>27701170I'd like to talk about rrat for a moment.This word is fascinating to me, because this kind of rolled r is nonexistent in japanese. Up until now, I always thought japanese people needed extensive training/concentration to make this sound (when learning english or other languages), but here she uses it naturally, almost like an onomatopoeia.What's going on exactly?
https://youtu.be/YGSDGKIKOI0
>>27701308Take your meds.
>>27701281Her collab with Gura next week might be all suffering and no kino. I need to prepare myself.
>>27701308Yeah
>>27701046cant she just befriend the guardians and ask them politely to give her the prismarine crystals?
>>27700602same although Ina is pretty borderline. shes just nice background noise. She has a long long way to go. Kiara is the only one you can remotely call a good streamer.Mori is just weird and unpredictable enough to be somewhat interesting although her self-flagellating behavior is obnoxious. Ame is just an autistic /v/tard except female version. There's nothing inside her brain except video games. Gura is a awkward unfunny meme spewer.Both are them are incapable of talking about anything in an interesting way. They both seemingly spent their entire lives inside on a computer. They both have unbearable voices to listen to.
>>27701325Isn't there an enchantment that repairs tools with EXP? Loyalty and that enchantment and you're good to go
>>27701261Good, but fags still bring it up randomly to shit on Amelia
>>27701233Plenty of people just like cute girls goofing around in vidya or showing off their skills in art or music or whatever. Plus some are going to be there for the gfe too
>>27701233Bro, you serious? Come on now who the fuck cares about something that cringe? The girls are all cute in their own ways
>>27701280Anon I’m an English first language I couldn’t read or write until the second grade and even then my spelling has been crippled forever aswell as my handwriting dyslexia and add/adhd sucks dick and you learn almost nothing until you adapt because American schools are a fucking joke
>>27701342They all have painted nails except Ame and Ina we don't know since Ame's model never shows the fingernails and Ina wears gloves.
>>27701308But anon, you just posted about SHE and HER
>>27701281this is so fucking cute holy shit
>>27701173Maybe the trinity was just a dumb tribalposter headcanon to begin with and Unity was the way all along.
Any of you familiar with the gura is an old youtber theory?
>>27701356They aren't so cute
>>27701347that's the battle cry she does to teleport into other holo en's streams
>>27701275That why it Ame will do it
>>27701325Or put mending so it repairs itself.
>>27700602Unironically me
>>27701352I'm praying one of them does her reps so there's at least one carry.
>>27701359>but fags still bring it up randomly to shit on AmeliaI'm not arguing that, I'm saying you're talking about two entirely different groups of people but lumping them together as one.
Guys, I'm having a tough time imaging Ame and Gura having discord sex.Could someone write some dialogue of how it would go?
>>27701346doesn't pekora barely know japanese eitheri believe she was raised by wolves who taught her to trill
>>27701339I'm as white american as you can get and I have a rice shelf, you niggers read way too much into shit that you think isn't normal in america because you are ESLfags not from america.Also she obviously looked up a taiwanese building for that.
>>27701233Just for the friend experience...t. girl
>>27701357Kill yourself
>>27701339>rice shelfI'm pretty sure she was just talking about a pantry but was too shorkbrained to know what it was called.
>>27701376s*nzawa, i mean.
>>27701202On adderal for narcolepsy can confirm my dick is a fucking steel bar
>>27701388lole
>>27701264That's right, girls are watching. So think twice next time you hornypost.
>>27701299>it's lolcat memespeakhahaha what? not saying she's ESL myself but she legitimately just fucks up words sometimes, and not in the usual ways one would if they were being cutesy.
>>27701352its going to be suffering but the good kind
>>27701376oh my gosh, I knew it, she's Nyanners!
>>27701233I like em cause their funny and entertaining to watch personally. Mori sperging, Ame salting, Gura squeaking.
>>27701346Dunno, but is hear closely to yakuza/gangsters in anime, you'll hear in theirs "oraa"s that same rolled "r"
>>27701350Cope, you fucking idiot. The greatest crime of 2020 isn't the Chinese plague, it isn't everybody who died, it isn't the global economy plunging into the shitter, it's the fact that all the retards in /hlgg/ who keep bringing up a VTuber's past haven't been killed in a mass extermination. Neck yourself.
>>27701300She seems authentically-dumb or slow IRL as well, or really more like a shut in without a lot of education, but because the character she plays is also supposed to be dumb it's infinitely hideable behind that whether or not she actually-messed up something.Her overall mannerisms of constantly getting distracted by stuff, being unwilling to read more than like 2 sentences of text at a time etc seem to imply ADD, and I don't think that's something they intended to put in. However being ADD =/= dumb, it can just lead to dumb-seeming stuff she does like walking into doors.
>>27701411i like to think they hornypost with us.
>>27701308Yeah it really should>Gura does or say anything>its ''Le Her Xd''If SharkMeido is gonna nuke shit then he needs to commit
>>27701388I'd imagine it would just be moaning, heavy breathing, and schlicking noises on the mic
>>27701376Sanzawa
>>27701315so basically we're in two camps on thisone camp hypothesizes that gura is a native speaker, but has some kind of learning disability and is constantly pretending to be retardedand the second camp, who believes that she is actually quite clever and doing her best, but is ESL. and that she learned it from speaking and movies and such which is why her writing and reading is relatively poor and why she doesn't know random common words.personally I'm in the second camp. "what's a navy?" seems too bizarre to be a joke and she's constantly dropping malapropisms.
>>27701400This. She mentioned it was next to the bread shelf. It's just a pantry.
>>27701357https://files.catbox.moe/5kq7dq.webm
In ten days it's the 25th again. What do you think will happen?
>>27701388>Oi, Watsoen, you coimin or what?>*hic*
>>27701290>>27701320Spotted the trannies
>>27701359Bro, Ame and her fans here have the thickest skin. Let them shit. You think I care? I'll continue enjoying my oshi and discussing her with people who aren't schizos.
>>27701410>minecrafIt's literally the cutesy keysmash meme typing girls do. You would know this if you've ever interacted with girls over text messages or the internet.She's probably also dyslexic though.
>>27701363>Plus some are going to be there for the gfe tooso what they watch Kiara and self inset as mori?>>27701390How would wolves raise a rabbit?
>>27701396you know the rules
>>27701411What if they are the hornyposters
>>27701233They're just fun and entertaining. You don't need the girlfriend experience and you don't need to be lonely to enjoy themt. I watch HoloEN with my actual gf
>>27701411Yeah I'll have to make some higher quality hornyposts
>>27701393>I'm a white AmericanA-anon shouldn't you be doing your sleep reps right about now?
>>27701414No you idiot, she's boxxy
>>27701368Honestly educational, that sucks anon.
>>27701388https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDbF_7WfnH8
>>27701443i fucking hate you bitch. show us YOUR tits
>>27701388>Gura: So Ame, about that motorboat thing...>Ame: :^)
>>27701450Don't tell me when to sleep, Coco.
>>27701325Yeah, Gura was intending making an enchanting table, but we'll see if she can ever focus for more than 10 minutes on something. Given it's a collab it'd be kind of selfish of her to go "fuck off Ame I need all this shit to make mah table" so it just works better to go on adventures because they still need a lot of basic shit anyway.
Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.
>>27701435dilate troon
muh
>>27701443I love this bitch.
>>27701292Where did I keep my ame_with_magnifying_glass.png
>>27701451i haven't read that name in forever___the game__________
>>27701441With difficulty. Pekora must have smelled like 15 day old rotten meat or else they would have chomped her
>>27701435Elon is reddit as fuck. Like I said, go back.
>>27701396TITSORGTFO
>>27701419Was the pharmacy late on your prescription?
>>27701443you first
>>27700019I think Amelia was a fan of Gura in their past lives, similar to how Suisei was a fan of Kanata's.
>>27701451Could you imagine if boxxy came back as a vtuber?
Mori's been likely too busy to do Minecraft reps, so she probably hasn't played it since the tunneling arc. Do you guys think Mori would fare better than Gura on a solo MC stream? Granted 3 hours for a door isn't exactly a high bar. If tonight's Ame and Gura's guerrilla MC collab is anything to go by, Mori and Gura's collab next week is going to be utsuge tier sufferkino.
>>27701440That one I'd believe, but if I remember right there was stuff in her debut that was just straight-up mispellings.
Nooooo the heckin minecraft server...
>>27701430She is both clever and retarded, that's what being an autistic savant is. But I know girls in america that are exactly like her in basically every way. She's 100% not a foreigner. All of her meme knowledge, her tastes, her little in-jokes, the words she uses, everything, is burger. The ones who are like "NO SHE MUST BE SEA, SHE MUST BE SWEDISH, SHE MUST BE X Y Z" don't know because they are NOT AMERICAN and they have a warped view of what's normal here and don't realize that everything Gura has said and talked about is completely normal for an american.
>>27701411Woman I’ll fucking horny post all I fucking want get me a beer
>>27701376>theoryShe was just discount N*a**ers but at least she left that persona
>>27701441Ina is great waifu material for lesbians
>>27701233Some girls also want the virtual girlfriend experience.
>>27701475fuck you
>>27701320what the fuck does this mean
>>27701475why would you do that to me anon
>>27701494The wish list... It was too much...
>>27701505Jesus is that why Kiara got so into Hololive? Now it all makes sense
>>27701450I'm living on corona NEETbux, I don't sleep at normie hours.
>>27701475God dammit
Catching up on the last Gurame MC stream. What am I missing?
>>27701468>ponytaili've been waiting for this
>>27701505
Now what am I gonna do with all this autism? I NEED TO BUILD!
>>27701443AND SO DO I!
Any notable remixes from the latest K stream? I only got the Shannon and Super Radical ones
I bet Kiara got into watching hololive for the girlfriend experience
>>27701475NOOOOOOOO
>>27701490Gura will turn down her retard act and make the collab watchable
>>27701490Mori is playing for the very first time, unlike Ame and Gura, right?I think she'll be able to keep herself safe by building instead of adventuring.I'd be down watching her build a lair in one of the sheer cliff edges - like a super chuuni dragonhead with lava leaking out of it
>>27701507It means go back ESLchama
>>27701499bro... she's khoisan i can feel it
>>27701376Magibon
>>27701525
>>27701233anon 90% of the viewers are not in it for the gfe......
>>27701499you keep insisting this but I'm still American and I still think she moved here during her teens or late elementary school lol. my theory is that she's just a talented mimic, some people can talk like a native with practice and if you're extremely online (as SHE obviously was) then you're going to be exposed to enough of that stuff to gain fluency and pass as a native.
Oh yeah, sorry for the newfag question, but do we have a list of what companies have given permissions and what haven't? I know the obvious ones, Nintendo gave a blanket go ahead and Capcom is firmly in never ever territory, are there any big names in the maybe category?
>>27701489I feel like the internet would probably collectively shit itself if she did, but then she's probably like 40 by now
>>27701475HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING>>27701468I want a ponytail Mori now.
>>27701280She does that on purpose you gullible ding dong. She literally did it live on stream. She typed a word out in minecraft chat correctly then backspaced and did it again garbled. She's doing it to be cute.
>>27701475______rrat_______
https://streamable.com/ek1ecqDeadbeats, it's (almost) time.
>>27701357You do realise that Korone and Le sad catfox are as you described Ame and Gura?
whens the next stream?
>>27701548Your theory is founded on absolutely nothing and doesn't make any sense.
>>27701468>dead meatIs that what she calls her futa cock?
>>27701533>Mori is playing for the very first time, unlike Ame and Gura, right?No, she played with Kiara and in the collab, and at some time between those two streams.She hasn't played since though afaik.
>>27701219Smells like huke.
>>27701560_____ogey_______
>>27701549gura will open up capcom with sharkboat diplomacy
whens the new MC server IP
>>27701411How do you feel about horny Gura posting though? Asking for a friend
why was my post deleted for theorizing that gura gawr may be sanzawa? that seems ontopic to hololive global./jp/ is so overmoderated it's ridiculous. keep doin it for free, jannies.attached is image of hidden cowboy in her debut
>>27701445>>27701447I miss the Mori lewd fanfic posts. I like to think in the off chance Mori lurks here, she sees them, goes pale, and becomes extra nervous and dorky in her streams.
What type of plugins do you want for the new MC server?
>>27701581neck yourself falseflagger
>Warosu is back
>>27701530>retard act>actDO U RLLY BERIVE?
>claps at the end of every streamas if there was any doubt that gura is 100% american
>>27701581roommate posting is offtopic.
>>27701468>ponytail>booty shortsyes, this is the one
>>27701585Porn plugin
>>27701581https://ogeyrr.at/
>>27701581Doxxposting, even speculative doxxposting is against the rules, even if it is on-topic
>>27701372Gura has blue keratin.
>>27701329Why? Of all the places you're more likely to find girls, holos is obviously going to be one of them. This isn't /k/ or something.
>>27701589
>>27701581because its doxxposting now get out faggot
>>27701411Don't pretend like girls aren't hornyposting along with us
>>27701576I really doubt it but I'll hold out for a miracle all the same.
>>27701603That'd explain the blue streaks in her hair.
>>27701534>Gura is Yolandi VisserNow THIS is a naRRative.
>>27701581Wish the mod would ban all of you retards.
>>27701590I used to watch her roommates stuff
>>27700410cease your autism please, its unsightly
>>27701600Howdy
>>27701046fuck loyalty, go with riptide for those sick style points
>>27701585Treecapitator or whatever it's called
>>27701585Do a>greentext pluginlike those cool ebin 4chinz anarchy servers
>>27701548>admits gura passes as native burger>this is evidence that she's actually foreignMeds
>>27701606girls like weird shit, /x/ is the easiest board to spot female posters
>>27701585>serverskins
>>27701585Gura themed plugins
>>27701567it's founded on her weird malapropisms, the strange gaps in her vocabulary, the way she fucks up her grammar in ways that strike me as non-native word choice. (natives also make errors like this but the ones she makes are peculiar. "Is that the truth you want?") and also based on her difficulty with reading as shown by the fact that she kept missing on-screen prompts in Outlast and could only stumble through any of the documents in that game
wacky music
>>27701606never thought of it that way. i just assumed 50% of the anons here were sweaty idolfags and the other 50% were sweaty (male) goslings. cool that girls can enjoy this content AND put up with our posts tho
>>27701589Dox Chads stay winning
Rev up those GUHs
Yes, girls hornypost too.Don't ask me how I know that, I have a reliable source.
>>27701540The way Kiara uniroically likes rick roll is super cute
>>27701571I was referring to before becoming a holoFor those who played before the 'new' stuff is more interesting and thats what they do
>>27701623She should have one of each. Riptide is also super useful. If she has mending on them, they won't wear out
>>27701635being bad at english is an american trait
>>27701647https://streamable.com/ek1ecq
Ahhhhhhhnnn, I need to buiiiiiilld~!
Tonight lads, we guh, here we go.
Mori stream is starting deadbeatbros!
>>27701649Refer me to your hacked webcam seller.
>>27701578Can take it or leave it myself, she's a bit too big for the loli dream
>>27701649I beleve you, woman expert anon
>>27701581abayo chocoball, do your archive reps, read the rules, fuck off, etc
>>27700535>everyone herethis is how I know you are a falseflagging faggot
>>27701635If she had been here since elementary school none of that shit would occur. She speaks english too naturally for those to be a result of non-native speaking, she's just dyslexic and autistic and weird.>"Is that the truth you want?"Is the kind of awkward nervous-speaking-in-front-of-50k-viewers stumbling over your words that anyone can do who isn't good at public speaking.
>>27701649no shit, they aren't smart enough to join in intellectual discussion and they suck at banter, what else are they going to do?
I'm gonna guh my way to only 2 hours of sleep!
>>27701638you'd be surprised how many girls lurk threads on 4chan. It's just that the biggest portion stay anonymous like every other poster. Holo threads in particular probably have a 3070 female/male ratio at the very least.
>>27701649Thats nice and all but do they cunny/UOOOOHH post specifically?
Man, I'm not an incel, but I really find it hard to believe that there could be girls here. It's just too hard for me to believe, it just sounds like you people are lying. Why the fuck am I like this? I seriously can't get that in my head.
I shall let you in on a great hermetic mystery:A narrative is naive with a rrat in the middle.
>>27701243>>27701255>>27701396>>27701417Come to think of it, this is exactly why I watch the holostars, so I guess it's not that surprising after all.
>>27701649I know my fair share of fujos and they put most guys to shame when it comes to being weird and horny.
>>27701490Mori knows next to nothing about the game, but she's not ADHD so she can at least set a simple goal and accomplish it. I think she's played Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley before, so she should at least be capable of decorating a house.
>>27701521
>>27701661Oh nice, I thought I was too poorfag for that one.
Just woke up, how was the amesame collab?
>>27701649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaAUS0GsG_M
I want to feed Kiara my whopper jr.
>can never have a board cause Doxniggers and /v/eddit>forever stuck killing 2hus
>>27701677that's too perfect
>>27701676It's hard to believe because you're thinking of attractive girls being here.Now picture fat and hideous fujyoushits. See? Not so hard.
Why is she talking when the loading screen is still up?
>>27701581>overmoderatedThen go anywhere else lol
Mori cringe lewds are fun regardless
>>27701677WHAT
real kazoo hours WHO UP
>>27701694>>forever stuck killing 2husIf only we could kill them off for good, but they breed like rrats.
>>27701687Pretty good. Worth watching the VOD so you can skip slow moments
>open mori stream>kazoo>close stream
>>27701450As a flyover state burger I woke up today at 8 pm. Lockdown lifestyle is a hell of a thing.
>>27701673not surprised about the site in general, i used to be a /v/ermin and that had a large femanon lurker population, but i was surprised we had a lot of women here in this thread.
>1 second in>already cringekinoHow does she do it?
>>27701468>>27701553Schoolgirl ponytail Mori
>>27701673>3070 female/male ratio
>>27701076Ambien is a helluva drug
>>27701694>forever stuck killing 2hus
>>27701650It gets funnier each time.
>>27701585Inventory sorter
>>27701677ogey
>>27701692Yeah can I get a motherfuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh burger.
>>27701713ogey
DO NOT CEASE
>>27701707
>>27701673>30/70 female/maleNow that's just delusional considering this is something primarily targeted towards dudes. I would say 10/90 if you want to be optimistic.
>>27701677OGEY
Eyyy harmonica is back
>>27701673>30/70All right let's put that stat to the test. I think it's closer to 10/90https://www.strawpoll.me/21103622
>>27701713Ogey
>>27701694The oldest threads on this board have been up for literal months. The 2hus are fine.
>>27701430I only don't believe she's ESL because keeping an entire other language under wraps wouldn't benefit her in this line of work when she could hook a whole new audience even harder. And if she ever revealed that and it was a 'bad language' like the narratives like to paint (e.g. filipino then the shitstorm would be enormous.
Why is she so fast?!
>Why did you stop? >Do not cease, continue
>>27701702>Cringe lewdsw-what?
Even Mori's PC wants her to embarass her awkwardly.
>I didn't tell you you could stopMori please
The people's kazoo...
>>27701694Imagine yourself as one of the ancient Mayans or Aztecs who had to do constant sacrifices (2hu threads) to keep the Sun (holo threads) alive.
It's time boys
DOOT
>>27701698Nope. Not even that. I'm thinking of the fattest fucking fujoshits that I know, and I still can't see it. Like, it's just ridiculous to me, they would be in twitter or something, not here.
>>27701694What's wrong with /vip/ ?
TOO MANYIN FRONT OF HER FACE
What the fuck?
First the pants, now the kazoo's gold too.
>>27701677bo.ogey man
>>27701694A separate board would mean even more dedicated jannies to take care of doxshit though.
>Mori's just been winging it this whole time
Don't fight it. Embrace the cringe, bros.
>>27701761women have interests just like you and me, they're people too.inferior people
Does anyone else watch Mori and just stare at her boobs
>>27701718My info's a bit older in this case, but I do /cgl/ stuff and a ton of the girls in that scene used to browse various boards here.
What happened to the MC server?
Is Mori on crack?
>>27701761If you're posting pekos, you should know how many obvious girls post about the homostars in /hlg/. Not hard to imagine they're here too.
>Teaching lore revelations
Damn her model is so fluid with the new PC
>>27701677naogeyive
>tutor the young reapers>spoke a lotyup JET
>teaching the young reapers/ss/bros??
>>27701761The assumption that they're all way too sensitive/brainwashed to be here is just that.
So she's back from her teacher work>little reapersCute
>Mori will never be your teacherIt hurts
>>27701778Not all the time but every now and then I can't look away
the views...
>>27701653yes I know, but I'm telling you the ways in which her English is bad are different from the ways in which native speakers have bad English. I'm aware that this sounds like a conspiracy theory but who would fuck up "these" in that context?>>27701629the evidence, like i said, is her lack of fluency in reading and particularly in transitioning between written and spoken, eg reading out loud. this suggests to me that she learned the two skills mostly separately (ie, reading and writing on, say, Twitter, and listening to videos and talking to people) in a nonstructured environment where the two skillsets weren't deliberately enmeshed. and knowing who SHE was makes me feel that it's even more likely that her knowledge of the English language comes almost entirely from pop culture, streams and chats
>>27701736>this is something primarily targeted towards dudes.Not everything you like is designed with men as the main target.
>>27701778It's hard not to honestly
Does anybody have the address for the Minecraft server?
>>27701675Pika...
>>27701465>>27701480Okdoki boomers have fun hateing some random potsmoker ceo pathetic wagies
Mori just leaked teacher status to everyone who didn't read dox
>>27701778Not at all, anon.>>27701784Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Could this mean the return of smoke-kun in the future?
>>27701655Nonono, first save Ame. Then get some salmon, and farm some wheat, and breed some cows, and dig that iron ore.
>MC server>"Failed to verify username!"Nooooo piratechads...
I just woke up, did Matsuri end up killing herself?
This pretty much confirms that Mori will have to be busy with her job until the end of the school year. Maybe even more, I'm not sure how JET programs work.
>>27701675Only sometimes.
>>27701798can't stop the block
>>27701798it's too easy
>>27701802Are you going to argue that female V-tubers targeted demographic isnt male?
>>27701778no, if I want to look at boobs and ignore the rest of the screen I watch noel or lamylamy's debut had me edging the whole time and I couldn't even remember any of her likes, her twitter tags or her fan name
>>27701819Maybe she actually likes teaching children though
>>27701813>Could this mean the return of smoke-kun in the future?He had a couple cameos since she got the new PC.
>Kiara is reaper mommy's favorite
IT'S BACK I NEED TO BUIIIIILD~!
>Mori's mom is a Kiara oshicute
>>27701810It's not a leak if she just says it on purpose, more like just confirming it because it's obvious. Also probably would like to try to explain more to the audience who didn't know, which probably is a damn lot of them, that yes she does have a regular job keeping her busy and that's why she isn't streaming as much as the others etc.
Her mom liking Kiara is so fucking CUTE
>Mori's mom asks about Kiara
>>27701739Holy shit anon was right
>Everyone thought Mori is posting here>It's really reaper mother
>Poll actually going to 30/70Welp I stand corrected. I apologise.
>>27701761I used to argue with fujos on /a/ thinking they were gay men but after some time I realized their posts were so dumb that only women could be behind them
Mori lore time
>Mori and Kirara's moms likes each other's daughter TAKAMORI BROSWE'RE BAAAAAAACK
>ywn have a threesome with Mori and her reaper mommy
>Reaper mom is just as cringe as MoriThat's cute as fuck
CRINGE RUNS IN THE FAMILY
>the thing Mori just said on the livestream
Damn I wonder if a Mori song played in one of my mom's spinning classes.
>>27701807I think server-kun is still updating shit
>>27701802they're stand-ins for girlfriends, retardwho do you think they're targeted to?
>>27701817No, she was asleep. Set her phone alarm wrong apparently, as it went off during the stream.
>>27701788
>Her mother knows>Approves of Chicken>Same is true for Kiarawew, I can hear the /u/boats coming
>>27701842There is one confirmed tranny in /hlg/They like homostars btw
>Mori's music in spin classhahaha
based mom
Wait people actually like Kiara? I thought it was a meme.
>Her Mom is concerned about KiaraReaper Mother needs to speak with Phoenix Mom
>>27701854poggers
>>27701816RIP
>mori's mom is concerntrolling her
>>27701778I'm actually too busy and I'm just listening to her
>>27701777Lucky tripsIt's not a case of "I don't think Hololive Girl fans exist in 4chan", its just that its ridiculous to me to even think a woman would even come to this site. I know there is plenty of proof otherwise, but I just can't really see it.>>27701782That sounds even more unlikely to me, somehow. It feels like Holostars are even more geared towards men than anything in my head.>>27701789I suppose so, but its at the same time, I just don't see it, you know? I guess I've just lost my mind, and can't think straight.>>27701843See, this is not what I mean. Its not a "Women are stupid thing", its more of a "Women are averse to 4chan" to me.
>Couldn't watch AmeGura because it was very late at night. (yurop)>Ina even joined later apparently.AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>27701851Just IMAGINE the social awkwardness in that room.
>>27701796How long until the dumb romcom manga about a high school kid finding out his teacher's secret identity as a vtuber?
>>27701800So where's she from?
>>27701866sasuga tranny-tan
>>27701871Mori's mother wants her to breed with the chicken already.
>>27701861>stand-in girlfriendsThey're not, this is just your own narrativeAnd even if they were, it's not like girls don't want to have girlfriends as well.
>>27701669>She speaks english too naturally for those to be a result of non-native speakingthat's 100% begging the question lol. I think it's the case that she's just very concerned with sounding natural. certain people can pull it off. most people wouldn't guess that Hugh Laurie isn't American by watching House, for instancebut I've already presented all of my evidence so I'll stop the (You) train for now
>Your mother watching the cringe that is your streams..Oh my god, she must have a mind of steel.
>>27701663Pretty based not gonna lie
>>27701866How do you know that?
>>27701812>elon fan>only speaks in buzzwords>can't spelli knew you guys were retards but holy shit
>Gura stream>Takamori Collab>Five man Collab>Kiara with shaders>Gura's disaster stream>Watson's six hour stream>Ina stream>Amelia guerilla stream>Amegura collabAm I caught up on all the Minecraft lore?
Her mom is even dorkier than Mori. How does she keep it so real while staying in character deadbeatbros?
>Not shy, introvertedHoly shit Mori is literally me.
>>27701800Some people are just stupid and bad at reading even in their first language
>>27701880>Ina even joined later apparently.AmeGura didn't even meet up with her ig.They probably are playing offstream rn
>[You Are Banned From This Server]AHHHHHHH~!
>>27701585Very basic anti-griefing and a sleep plugin only
>>27701834I can't imagine that.
>Mori explaining her autism on stream>I really need to live by myselfchikin....
>>27701898he fucks dogs
>I like to be alone often>I'm a little withdrawn>I just wanna live by myselfI hear that, Mori.
God this normie does not give a fuck about Hololive at all does she?
>>27701866I haven't been to /hlg/ recently, I sure hope he isn't still giving crazy amounts of cash
>>27701870Needs mom collab on stream.
>>27701898They posted a vocaroo of their voice for /hlg/ sings SSS
>>27701866Based I am gonna try to hook up with them
>>27701910So it's not just me
>>27701871I love Kiara, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
>>27701673He was right
>>277018931. not a narrative retard, that's why they can't have boyfriends or interact with men2. lesbians aren't real
>>27701903If youre not gonna watch Kiara's first 3 Minecraft streams then yeah
>>27701927I was just cutting down a treeeeee~!
Song collabs on the way!
>>27701924>/hlg/ sings SSSi keep reading about it but i've never heard it myself. something tells me that's for the better.
So the idea of Mori being a teacher turned to be the truth
>>27701920she just said that she hates hololive and she's going to do 9/11 again
>I like people and I'm good with people but I just like being on my ownit's so rare that a self-proclaimed introvert is an actual introvert and not just a broken social reject using it as an excuse.
>>27701924/hlg/ sings? Is that a discord thing?
>>27701920The fuck are you going about?
>>27701923Oh man that would be just them gushing about each other's daughters while bonding over having daughters that fucked off to japan
mori fat titty
>>27701933Ogey
>>27701884I dunno, idk what specific evidence there is about that. She sings Japanese pretty well though I guess.
>>27701802hololive is definitely targeted towards males lmao
>>27701937It was a strange night and the quick mixup was cringe/kino
>Dodging conversations stratsDamn Mori is really pulling out the relatable topics today.
>>27701933even if one assumes your stupid bullshit is true, kiara still would wanna fuck mori over you anon
>and then they pull out pictures of their kidsWHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THAT
Imagine groping Calli by accident and she says>Do not cease, continue
>>27701841new narrative confirmed boys.
What's the new server IP?The old IP is a new server already
>>27701673Lurking /cgl/ is hilarious it's like mean girls but 100x worse
>>27701928Nice vagina bones.
>>27701954She can't speak Japanese though...
She said the thing!
Which comedian is she talking about?
>>27701357you are a big faggot with shit taste
>Mori actually has a father
>>27701956If it was targeted towards males explain why the performers are 90% females you fucking retard