/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger
>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter
>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger
>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon"
>Gura about to cry as she says this
Would you eat it?

>>27689094
This fucking pisses me off, women are all
>let's watch a movie
And then just fucking shitposts on 4chan on her phone or tries to suck my dick or something gay and I just want to get the movie over with so I can go back to watching Mori act autistic

>>27689143
Why is she getting so many subscribers?

Just a reminder you are gay if you think of Calli as anything besides your Bro.
You shouldn't have lustful thoughts about Calli and her young heaving breasts, breasts that she is personally annoyed by and doesn't really see the appeal behind, yet would still be embarrassed to show you should you become her lover.
You shouldn't think about her pale smooth skin, or her tousled hair that falls over her eyes, eyes that would well up with apprehension and fear of judgement, as you assure her again and again that she's beautiful as you brush a lock behind her ear.
You shouldn't listen to her voice, the one she rarely shows, the soft and vulnerable voice that comes out when she's tired or has just woken up. The side of herself she doesn't show to the world because she's a dorky tomboy, and people haven't told her how feminine she is.
You definitely shouldn't imagine her first time with you, how tears would form in her eyes as you enter her, partially from the pain of losing her maidenhood, but mostly from relief that someone finally accepts her, loves her, desires her. Don't think about how her body would shiver and then go limp as you embrace her tightly and whisper that you'll always be there and protect her from all the evils of the world.
And whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT, think about afterwards, when she's resting quietly by your side, small beads of sweat on her body, breathing lightly, her eyes closed as she sleeps, a smile on her face. Don't think about kissing her gently and hearing her murmur your name in her sleep. Don't think about just lying beside her, your head propped up on one hand as you just watch her sleep, as she feels content and safe while you're around.
Because that would be mega gay and you'd have to be some kind of faggot to think about any of that.
You're not a faggot right?

Elementary, my dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLfPxPzDt5M

Has anyone else used the Ame ASMR to help them go to sleep?

Oh shit I'm out of my meds and can't go to the store for more
I'm gonna go Schzio any second now watch out

amelia ᵃᵐᵉˡᶦᵃ

go nuts boys

>>27689181
We're just protective of our daughter

>>27689181
delete this bitch

>>27689181

>>27689181
Actually so fucking right

Non-consensual rough sex in the mating press position with Gura.

>>27689191
Cute and funny

rate my *clap clap* meme

Ina Ina Innnaaaaaa~

>>27688792
Bros, I thought her favorite color was red.

>>27689219
rrat

there's literally only one thing i want in life. no its not money, no its not power. its for gura and ame to start an illicit work relationship where they begin fingerblasting each other every night on discord, end up moving in together, start dating, get married, adopt children (me) and live a happy life together, smiling and reminiscing at their old streams.
please

I've been gone for a month, when the fuck did they reduce the post limit from 2000 to 1500?

>>27689215
I prefer Prone Bone to mating press but to each their own.

>>27689219
>no PANIK
>not a tier list
0/10

>>27689223
What if her favorite color is actually pink?

>>27689234
Within the last month, retard

DO YU RELY

I can't wait for the Aloe/Kiara collab on Friday!

In today's Minecraft collab, they're gonna connect Watson's Shaft to Gura's Backdoor. How do you feel about this?

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1316537359022747648?s=21
Moona is hungry(again)

I have to write a filter that hide posts including ame & gura in the same sentence, but not the names if by themselves

>>27689223
Has to play hard to get for Kusotori

>>27688792
she even did the curly brace smiley back then?

>>27689204
retardchama...

>>27689258
fuck off with this shit already

>>27689161
IT'S FUCKING BURNT, YOU DONKEY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER ON A BURGER IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU IDIOT?
MAKE IT AGAIN AND DON'T COCK IT UP THIS TIME
BLOODY HELL
FUCK ME

>>27689161
I've eaten thirty of them.

>>27689223
She just said that to milk more money out of you you gullible fool. I bet you think she's actually awkward in real life too.

>>27689261
Cantaloupe...

>>27689143
Dr gura will now be seeing you.

>>27689223
Her favorite color is yellow because she has a water sports fetish DO NOT let this information leak outside of /hlgg/

>>27689234
What are you talking about? The post limit has always been 1500.

Wait for me Watson.

>>27689261
nice job filtering yourself, calli

>>27689191
Someone ask for an updated version with gills, I don't have a twitter account or a phone.
https://twitter.com/BirKai9453/status/1307334319279497216/

>>27689261
Smell like jealousy

I don't want to hear her play, I want to hear her sing.

>>>/g/ura+and+Ame+are+having+Discord+Sex

>>27689198
Ah yes, sleep...

>>27689204
>someone can finally keep Gura's ADHD checked and finish her tasks
>shits on backseaters
>genuinely enthusiastic and autiatic to learn mechanics and expand the server
Oh yeah, this is going to be a good stream

>>27686490
abayo for real this time

>>27689261
Mori...onegai....

>>27689274

>>27689220
why hasn't she been showing off her tentacles?

I want to see her tentacles more often

>>27689235
But then you can't see her distressed expression while you have your way with her.

>>27689253
>7:30am in indogland
I can't believe she gets up that early.

How come this place only talks about Roberu and Astel and not the other holostars

/hlgg/ Minecraft: 192.99.45.107:25594

Game version 1.16.3. You can join with a pirate client.
Come play the game your oshii is addicted to!

>>27689297
NICE

>>27689279
He posts on every EN, not just Amelia. Probably schizo.

>>27689232
I'll work on it.
t. writefag

>>27689297
wew

>>27689143
You know, Taiwan is a pretty cool country! Who's hype for Gura and Coco's collab?

Why Gura have so many dislikes in her videos? Like 300 to 400...

You are now reminded that Gura roamed on land absolutely naked before finding her shark onesie...

>>27689181
Better poll

>>27689253
Got some sausage warming up for ya, moon.

>>27689300
o7 abayo

>>27689310
I've talked about Rikka a bit.

Have any of the JP Holos tried to sing Ride on Time after Gura did it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ruxO4TmMng
something about the thumbnail drives me nuts

>>27689261
Based Mori

>>27689161
>you try to make Gura nutella and butter on toast
>you mess up, burning the nutella and the butter
>you show her the burnt nutella butter toast
>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, Gura"
>you're about to cry as you say this
Would she eat it?

>>27689234
few days ago in order to reduce the pollposting to kill the thread when we hit image limit

>>27689297
ABAYOOOOO

>>27689274
https://exhentai.org/g/982982/2f0d327091/
will she do this to me

>>27689181
You know how easy it is to fake those?

>>27689311
If operator-chama read this, PLEASE changes the difficulty to normal or hard, easy prevents some game mechanics

>>27689297
INCREDIBLY BASED

>>27689311
I'll hop on once they're playing Minecraft.

>>27689297
Aw, Jeez...

>>27689297

>>27689219
https://ogeyrr.at/

>>27689356
Why is there a panda?

>>27689310
I really havent had much interest in checking the other holobros yet. Not sure where to start tho since Roberu has such an explosive personality

>>27689326
The memedog and her fanbase are in panic mode.

>>27689297
Please sharkmeido don't ban this based drawfriend

>>27689359
easy modo.png

>>27689181

Sharkmeido please delete this

>>27689297

Moona!~

>railwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailwayrailway
How long will this addiction last before burnout?

>>27689326
antis duh

>>27689297

Mori: Shall we all say "gochiso-sama deshita" at the same time before we head out?
Gura: No...?
Mori: Alright, sounds good. Ready? One, two, three...

>>27689297
>Ame demands mic to cunny so she can hear the schlick sounds
Seems accurate. Does anyone have that greentext from a while ago about Ame convincing gura to sleep naked with her?

>>27689326
kinda boring

>>27689351
It's about goddamn time. Although i still say we should archive at 300 image posts

>>27689368
Schrödinger's Bait

>>27689338

>>27689338
fucking basado

Why didn't anybody tell me Odyssey got in on the remix challenge?

https://youtu.be/bQSubeOfBGU

>Gura reminds her viewers to please read and follow the rules
>literally the very next stream there's a hundred faggots ignoring rule 6 a whole hour before the stream
I wonder when's the next scolding

>>27689297
Please anon your "ey wtf" image already destroyed my cock I don't need this

I am sorry, but I missed everything.
What were the traced Gura emotes?

>>27689381
beautiful

Why aren't there thread for something like "Does X (hololive)girl to y thing"

>>27689381
tell me about Moona! Why does she eat so much?

>>27689297
>warosu.org is up
HALLELUJAH!

>>27689223
You know things can change in 7 years, right?

>>27689181
>polls

https://streamable.com/3v4f7d

>>27689368
Isn't it just a white screen now? The panda screen died awhile back.

>>27689181
Teamates was proxied a shit ton for some reason. KFP and Teamates were actually neck-to-neck with 10 votes apart each other at like (60 and 50). The increase in Teamates vote is unreal considering KFP didn't move that much from 50.

>>27689261
shitty 1-minute regex
/.*(?:gura|ame).*(?:gura|ame).*/i

>>27689381
>I wonder why we eat pizza from the inside out
Holy fuck how have I never realized this. Moona is some kind of food philosopher.

>>27689310
Because Roberu is dank meme, Astel can sing apparently (I don't watch him), and the rest of them suck ass.

>>27689304
That's the most kawaii she's looked in any fanart. Trust me, I looked at all of them. that's the perfect face, she should always be looking like that while I'm looking down at her.

>>27689430
>/.*(?:gura|ame).*(?:gura|ame).*/i

Perfect

>>27689272
People's preferences can change over time. 10 years ago, my favorite color was blue. 3 years ago, my favorite color was green. Now my favorite color is purple. 5 years ago I was into vanilla. Nowadays I'm into NTR.

>>27689181
>deleted
Oh fuck off you deleted it yourself.

I can't quite describe it but there's this clear difference between youtube thumbnails of JP and EN holos

>>27689387
this is the same lass that plays shooters every day for months at a time which have minimal emergent gameplay

>>27689220
feeding ina my meat cucumber

>>27689418
she's a big girl

>>27689453
one uses japanese text, the other uses english text

>>27689478
>>27689478
>>27689478
>>27689478

>>27689220
https://files.catbox.moe/5bqp9m.mp3

>>27689297
>My ritual post was finally drawn
I am now statsfied.

Moona!

>>27689219
rr/at

>>27689445
i forgot to account for spaces so the ame part might have false positives

https://youtu.be/AR-JqQhI9_k?t=3034
>she likes avocado toast
West coast hipster confirmed.

>>27689474

>>27689310
Sorry, this place only talks about Roberu. All the Astelposting was just me. But it's probably because there aren't enough japanese teenage girls participating in these threads.

>>27689423
>for some reason
it was probably those schizos that get irrationally angry every time they see ryan gosling

>>27689311
I would if someone didnt steal all my ores

>>27689412
the archive is back up but here's what was deleted
https://files.catbox.moe/20hybl.mp4

>>27689502
she's enjoying it

>>27689512
get yoinked retard

>>27689497
will also fail on gura gura and ame ame.

I can't believe Gura did this..

https://streamable.com/niy9db

>>27689494
more growth than her waistline

I don't get it. Does Moona like food?

>>27689494
Iofi...

>>27689520
shes tied up, she doesnt have a choice

>>27689494
Choco...............

>Gets put on the HololiveEN roster
>Immediately skyrockets past Gura in popularity

>>27689484
Nice

>>27689529
Wtf did Gura really fart?

>>27689551
...doubt

>>27688792
> numbers are gay
your heard that, numberfags?

>>27689474
If you told Ina your meat was a cucumber pretty sure she would rip it off with her tentacles and throw your meat in the trash ha ha

>>27689529

>>27689529
>https://streamable.com/niy9db

was that a banjo twang

>>27689556
no, that was me

>>27689494
Iofi...
Risu...

>>27689310
All stars are good and should be loved

>>27689545
that makes it even better

>>27689529
God I would sniff her farts

>>27689529
Fake Gura's farts are way cuter than that

>>27689310
Roberu has the most bro appeal but maybe that's all from a meme

>>27689453
JP Holos, Nijis and even a lot of indies has been following a particular color schemes and themed lately.

>>27689494
Hope she passes that fucking tree rat, rip iofi though.

>0 (ZERO) Mori streams after sunday next week for the whole week
I know some JPs do this too, but god damn it Mori its just been a month

>>27689494
Treerat, run! NO NOT ACROSS THE STREET AAAAHHHHHHH

>>27689513
She was so happy about her new emotes...

>>27689529
since people can't use the archive they won't know this is an edit

>>27689453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aaKsGKTIKI

>>27689494
Man those burgers are really doing work...

>>27689551
She can't even beat Kiara.

>>27689198
Ame's stream last night was so late, I went to sleep just as it started.

>>27689513
so what was the issue again? The emotes were stollen by someone posing as the artist or something?

>>27689564
she's too nice to do that

>>27689421
You mean to tell me that she's not still 18?

>>27689607
it wasn't her fault.

>>27689529
Deadbeat hands edited this video.

>>27689297

>>27689595
She has three jobs and is moving soon, anon

>>27689500
Bro. Delete this please, bro.

What creature is lofi actually? She says she's some ayy lmao but the more I look at her character, she looks more like an anthromorphication of the show Art Attack

>>27689607
don't worry the original artist is making her some

>>27689412
Basing your emotes off other emotes is pretty common twitch culture but either these were too traced or cover specifically didn't like it

>>27689494
Seriously, the fuck is up with Choco? That's a long ass time with barely any sub growth. She's behind fucking IDs now. Cover really needs to help her out more.

>>27689611
Anon, the archive is working now.

R.I.P.

Do people refer to EN girls, especially Gura, as idols?

>>27689595
Look at the positives; she's moving somewhere bigger and better, a place where she can be as loud as she wants (hopefully). Besides, this gives you some time to do your reps.

>>27689529
>https://streamable.com/niy9db

>>27689656
Painter girl humanoid alien

>>27689621
Ame would be proud of you that you are taking care of your self first.

>>27689595
I'm pretty sure she said weekend, not week. It'd be silly to waste the huge popularity bump she's going to get from her concert.

>>27689671
nope

salman

>>27689671
If Botan can be an idol anyone can

>>27689671
No not really. Only Kiara ever talked about idolshit
and even she's stopped.

>>27689665
oh well

>>27689623
yes, @megwitchy aka @littlmeg on twitter (accounts now deleted) traced other people's emotes and made minor modifications, and then spammed gura with twitter replies for over a week offering the emotes to her, even eventually managing to persuade gura to follow her briefly. twitter users had caught on that they were traced over two days before gura added them to the membershrimp perks, but i guess they finally got through in the hours after the stream was over.

>>27689415
There's no way to get them to listen without mods.

Japanese holos also have the same shitshow problem

>>27689686
Based

salman

>>27689677
begone wojack

HOW DOES GURA GOT A NATURAL LOLI VOICE AHHHHHHHHH CUNNY

>>27689686
based salman poster

>>27689143

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao

>>27689656
She's Lofi.

>>27689661
That's her second channel. Her actual channel has 366k subs.

>>27689626
I don't know anon. She pretty muvh claims she would rather die than eat cucumber

>>27689671
idol? Is that edible?

>>27689297
based as fuck, doing god's work

>>27689590
JP's thumbnails are very busy, just like most japanese advertisements.

>>27689595
Where was this said?

>>27689623
They were traced from another artist
Tracing is like the highest sacrilege you could commit within the art community
It's fine now though cause Gura ironically commissioned the artist who's work got traced in the first place

>>27689686
I'm eating salmon right now as I'm typing this. Salmon and rice. Let's eat, Gura. Itadakimasu!

>>27689708
The list keeps getting longer every day and it's only been a month

>>27689671
Kiara: https://streamable.com/mslgy3

Amelia talks about going to Idol Meetings all the time.

>>27689708
Based

>>27689725
salman!

>>27689529

Chumfarts ww@?

>>27689615
How old is Subaru's l2d? Maybe she's due for an upgrade.

>>27689701
>salman evolved into land salman
>gura is forced to leave the ocean in order to eat

>>27689310
Because Roberu is a living meme and funny guy. Astel singing is great and he's a bit crazy at Apex. Aruran is chill asf but I don't have much to say about him. Rikka appeals to women so I don't really stick around for his stuff.

>>27689740
Shes getting an upgrade soon, she talked about it last week.

>>27689730
Anonchama... she's not actually going to idol meetings when she says she going to one

>>27689723
During last night's stream, and it's only for the weekend not the entire week.

https://youtu.be/hR9hY_ebcyA?t=2840
Haachama can speak english!

I haven't watched any streams in a week now. Anyone shares this feel?

I thought you guys said this was taken down due to art tracing???


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3z5bEYTE8

>>27689711
Oh yeah, indeed. I'm just retarded. Sorry.

>>27689705
she's asian

>>27689434
You do the same thing with pies and quiches and any large, circular food that is divided into parts, really.

>>27689740
at some point i hope they put a pause on new generations of Holos and redo every Holos' Live2d and 3d to current standards. It would be a good way to bump earlier Holos into the new limelight as well

>>27689761
I thought you follow vtubers instead of clip watching them?

She literally made a youtube community post explaining what happened.

What are you even here if you don't watch Gura? She owns this general.

>>27689615

>>27689761
It was you retard. The emote part was removed

>>27689761
your twitter reps anonchama..

>>27689629
Mori inviting all the HoloENs to wine tasting kinda indicates their roommates are all 21+.

>There are 6000 people waiting an hour early for this
what the fuck

>>27689762
I don't, but you've got good company here with all the retards who just narrativepost and don't watch anything.

>>27689761
It was. They cut out the part that featured the art.

>>27689494
Please save Iofi...

>>27689276
>not brown
step it up senpai

>>27689671
https://www.google.com/search?q=idol+site%3Acover-corp.com

>>27689649
Is she still working her janny job? I know that she can't quit her JET job, and she's not quitting her freelance job. Would be nice if she got more time to invest in streams/freelance work, while not fucking up her health

>>27689719
Now that you mention it.

>>27689726
Are you sure about the commission? Last I checked the artist commented in replies that they hoped Gura would pick those but it didn't sound like it was already a deal.

>>27689726
other way around. the artist drew sketches and then solicited gura's business.

>>27689701
Uuuuuh, is this real? Salmons are capable of being on land now?

I'm not going to masturbate to Gura tonight.

>>27689705
Medical issues (congenital or otherwise) causing her to be physically developmentally stunted.

>>27689784
The power of............... a

>>27689768
Makes sense that you'd eat the important part of it instead of potentially filling up with the bread that's mostly used to contain the real food.

>>27689787
>collab with Gura
Et walla

>>27689802
Evolution

>>27689797
>>27689801
Ahh My B

>>27689494
Area 15...

>>27689784
Gura's fan base is mostly 13 year olds with too much free time on their hands.

>>27689708
I mean, covers a shitty company but you should at least add the one good thing they do. They have it as company policy that the girls cant talk about political shit. It gives the girls a layer of separation from the bullshit

>>27689785
I don't shitpost here either tho, I only browse a couple hours reading your narratives and then I go to sleep.
Maybe I'm just depressed

>>27689689
even when she talked about it i think it was as just a joke. its like everyone knows its a meme, except idolfags living in denial.

>>27689803
Go back to bed, Pika

>>27689310
A shame that Shien doesn't get a lot of attention.

>>27689784
I-it's all just dead subs, t-they don't really watch her...

>>27689803
Too late you will now jabroni

>>27689494
Minecraft boost is serious business

>>27689804
>30 year old inside a 12 year old girl
imagine

>>27689812
IS A MYSTERY

FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES

>>27689803
let me join in

>>27689705
Good breeding.

:3 Remember to hydrate like Gura says! We can't be Chumbuddies if you're dead! :3 :3

>>27689761
yes, there are over 7 minutes cut out of that at 4:50.

I have frequent fantasies of being stuck for years in a prison with Amelia. Other than the fact that we can't ever leave it's not really a prison. We get almost everything we ask for, save for big pieces of furniture. There's only one bed, but it would be awkward for both of us to sleep there so I insist on sleeping on the couch in the living room.
For the most part we ignore each other. She stays in her room and I stay in the living room, even when eating meals. We say good morning to each other and talk about the chores but that's about it for the first few months.
It's a slow burn. Occasionally we feel comfortable making small talk. We wonder about the rules of this place, why we're even here. Why we can hear the ocean during the day. Why it's dead silent at night. We start telling each other about how we miss the people we love outside. We realize that we only have each other in here if we don't want to lose our minds. We get closer day by day，as we start doing more things together.
It's been a few years. We start eating at the dinner table together. We've played the same board games thousands of times, hell, she's probably a great chess player now. It's our 15th rewatching of Her (2013). We still miss the outside world, but I start to think being here isn't so bad anymore. In fact...

One day, Ame asks me if we'll ever get out of this place. I answer without thinking: "I don't mind being here with you forever."
She's taken aback. I just realized what I said. I try to save it and tell her that I still want to do what I can to find a way out. Ever since then it's like we're back to those first few months. We stopped eating together. We stopped playing games or watching movies together. We stopped doing things together. That's it. The end.

>>27689807
I'd rather an art collab with Ina. Gura needs to do a singing one with Risu and/or Moona. Risu and Ame would probably have entertaining ones just fucking around with.

>>27689815
>not "ahh, my A"
You blew it, nigger.

>>27689193
I-It's not gay if your bro gave you a brojob, right?

>>27689791
She's not taking any new freelance jobs according to her roommate's site, but if she was the type who'd drop her promises just because she made it big, she wouldn't be /ourboy/.

>>27689804
Growing up she didn't eat enough because she kept misplacing her food

>>27689215
Aw jeez

>>27689529
I've never laughed at brapposters before but I can't stop right now for some reason

I love Amelia!

>>27689774
I'm not sure I'd even recognise Matsuri with a current model, or a nose. but then again, Coco's not been around that long, so I guess they're still doing that.

>>27689818
gura's fan base is mostly 25-40 years old without children. we had a poll.

>>27689804
Legal loli ftw

>>27689803
me too. Wanna meet up in the astral plane after we pass out?

Indopill me on Iofi, what are some of her best streams?

>>27689803
fucking based. welcome to the chumzone, brother.

>>27689671
No. They can get into relationship, married, even have kids as free as they want.

>>27689818
13 year olds comment a lot and have anime pfp usually of mainstream anime

>>27689850
you failed faggot restart the game and try again

>>27689869
Yeah and all of them are hung like a bear too.

>>27689872

>>27689803
https://files.catbox.moe/2qyfdi.mp4

Looks like the bugmen changed their target from hololive to kpop, we're safe now.

https://apnews.com/article/bts-china-insult-kpop-south-korea-c4ba05d10dd6d415287ca2d1d8d3d29a

>>27689846

>>27689671
Wait, there are idols?!

>>27689890
yep

>>27689193
:(

Wheres the collab

>>27689311
i dont want you to steal my ip, fag

>>27689869
Polls here aren't representative of much outside of who's on 4chan and even then a lot of people ignore polls, if they were, Ame would have a lot more subscribers than Mori.

>>27689193
Your attempts have no effect on me, my delusions of Mori involve her tying me up and bullying me not acting cute

>>27689900
Damn I love BTS now.

>>27689850

FUCK. This is why you dont confess unless you have 100% chance. It's not worth it.

>>27689752
She is an idol and she does idol things.

>>27689869
>we had a poll

>>27689297
>gills on her sides
good attention to detail, anon

>>27689193
Was really bored with the dead hours and finally rubbed one out to Mori today. I felt really guilty WHILE doing it and even moreso when I entered sage mode. Before this, I haven't fapped in 2 weeks. My last fap was to a nukige whore.

>>27689875
>Gura using the c word
I-I never want this to happen

>>27689850
pain peko

>>27689784
Eh, I've seen that go up to 10K before. Maybe it'll get to that number around 30 mins before the stream, or maybe not.

>>27689752
Then why would she say she is?

>>27689671
Idols are annoying shits

>>27689873
Every stream when she collab with Moona

>>27689917
the poll wasn't made here.

>>27689850
>you didn't play your cards right!

>>27689869
>a poll taken on a website for "adults" has more adults than children

you are a legit retard or underaged

>>27689681
>>27689756
so shes just taking sunday off?

>>27689917
we got the same results from two pre-stream chat polls.

>>27689787
Iofi has been talking with Ame, collab soon

>>27689349
I'm actually a good cook, I would never make a mistake like that or expect my Gura to suffer for it.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85018995

UMMMM? Deadbeats?

>>27689850
Why are you deliberately losing in your fantasies?

How many subs do you think Gura will have after this stream

>>27689951
Anon....

>>27689947
Gura saying "cunny" ASMR!

>>27689956
Indeed, which is why I hate Kiara.

>>27689850
F9

>>27689615
Still plenty of duplicates for streams that are the same but ignoring those there's a good variety since then.

>>27689978
100 million.

>>27689761
>Live chat replay is not available for this video.
It's never coming back, is it? Festival...

>>27689978
866k

>>27689900
Wtf I love BTS now

>>27689671
>Do people refer to EN girls, especially Gura, as idols?

some do, not here though, you'll get laughed at

>>27689900
Aka 9cm dick idol

>>27689995
it's never coming back.

>>27688792
>swiggity-swag nigga
What did she mean by this?

>>27689873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hi0bsu-xgU
This has bubble wrap asmr, "Erofi" (iofi being lewd about her model), and some wild horror/asmr talk

if wild shit isn't what you like there's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11x8rBIMZA which is just good art reps, in this she is like a genki ina

>>27689983
"Kani means crab in japanese. Do you love kani?"

>>27689951
Anonchama ignore that troll... people really do be like that sometimes, by the way, do you know what timeshares are?

>>27689873
Art streams and tutorial/teaching streams

>>27690021
she dates exclusively blasian

>>27689973
why does anime steam absolutely destroy my dick?

Anyone has that smug gura image?

What would an Ame x Rushia collab look like?

>>27689671
i see them as (numbers may vary by chuba)
>70% anime girl
>30% streamer
I don't expect them to be seiso, i just don't want them to act like the 3d women i'm trying to get away from. But if you are currently in a relationship, don't expect me to buy your girlfriend simulator because that's just ingenuine and cringe. (As an example Korone doesn't sell girlfriend simulator, so i don't care about her kids and shit)

>>27689198
>sleep
Yeah, sure...

https://files.catbox.moe/j9pc98.mp3

>>27690037

>>27690037

>>27689973
DEADBEATS JERK IT NOW

>>27689310

I want to do gay stuff to Rikka no homo

>>27689973
oh god

>>27689344
Do they even dare to?

>>27690043
Binaural or bust.

>>27690025
I eat kani

>>27689198
The first time it was uploaded i watched it while I was going to sleep but I didn't dare leave it on to try to fall asleep to. It felt weird to listen to.

>>27690043
The Goslingcide

>>27689978
0 because numbers are gay

>>27689919
>not the other way around, tying up and bullying Mori for being too cute
Meh.

>>27689973
call me a faggot or whatever but i wanna fuck that reaper

>>27689982
She goes to the meeting then time travels to just after she left. She wouldn't lie to me

>>27689978
a lot

>>27690043
monoliungual

>>27689973
I don't have a pixiv account, can someone link this pls?

>>27690043
Imagine a million wallets opening up and emptying their contents.

Deadbraps!

>>27689338
Would be even funnier if you kept some of the other elements, so there's a lot of Minecraft but also Minecraft Odyssey, Minecraft Diaries, Members Minecraft Watchalong etc.

next stream when

>>27690025
I do actually. Mud Crabs are absolutely delicious, but kinda pricy here.

>>27690092
a pixiv account is FREE what the fuck

>>27689193
Now what do I do with the fanfic I was writing?

>>27690096
>it's been almost a month since brapgate
Christ time flies with these streams

>>27690047
stoned shark

>>27690051
that's the one but i could swear it wasn't this big

Who has the giant gura hat "men fear me" etc. image?

I wanted to save it, but didn't. I regret my inaction.

>>27689973
For me, it's fat_mons, the supreme porn tag.

>>27690096
>>>/m/ori+farted

>>27690043
>>27690060
>>27690069
>>27690085
>>27690093
Mori x Rushia collab when?

>>27690025
>Do you love kani?
Yes. Kani holo ONEGAI

>>27690096
>was two weeks ago
in retrospect, that was an incredibly stupid thing to laugh so much about, but I really did laugh. Guess the child inside isn't dead just yet

>>27690116
never forget

>>27689900
The Chinese Communist Party vs BTS stans, what a world

>>27689193

>>27689784
Do you want me to go into youtube kids and look at the minecraft section full of jjjjjjjjjuiceish garbage?

Alle verneigen sich vor Kaiserin Kiara

>>27690131
That's a collab that will either destroy Mori's career or take it to the skies

>>27690119
I'd take whatever's in that syringe if it means Ame telling me I'm a good boy

>>27689967
That's the implication. Does mean that there probably won't be a stream at good US times since she only does that during the weekend since she has to work, but who knows what she'll pull off.

What’s this about the shark plagiarizing?

>>27690155
KIARA NO

True?

>>27689890
Great white sharks have dual 13" penises, we just do our dick reps to live up to her standards.

>>27690131
On the one hand, I'd enjoy the collab. On the other, I don't want retards flooding Mori's chat with HAHA BOING BOING 24/7. It's bad enough that Rushia still has to deal with those kinds of people.

what the fuck, time went by so fast, it's almost time for the stream...

>>27690122
I got you

>>27690155
Na toll, jetzt muss ich ins Gefängnis, hab das Bild geöffnet

>>27690131
>Mori x Rushia
Reaper Necormancer 3D stream.

Creative Writer/author holo would be great right about now

>>27690025
Post the song anon-kun. I wonder if the En girls would read someone's name in a super chat if it was something like Kani Lover

>>27690131
>wanting Mori to collab with that irl whore