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>Now his lawyer is going around claiming he was assassinated by ninjas.
AWESOME

Yes. Although he deserved a better way to go, chances are my own death will be even lamer.

That sure is conclusive evidence.
An ex-wife's testimony? Not biased at all, no sir.

He was raped by ninjas.

Who is this old fart anyway ?

Old news, go away.

>>2766263
Have you ever watched Kill Bill? If not, you should. It's just a small testament to his acting skills.

>Carradine’s ex-wife filed for divorce partly on the grounds of his demands for: “…deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly”

I wonder if my future wife will divorce me for this.

>>2766269

Oh that one movie which feature the ridiculous 5-palm-heart-breaking techniques ?

Yeah, I've already watched it. Facepalm'd for the whole story because of its weeaboo shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqi7DGwtjag

>>2766221
He also had a penis shrine in his room.

>>2766293
>weeaboo shit
>Kill Bill
I don't think you know what weeaboo means.

>penis shrine
Awesome.

>>2766371
>yakuza dudes wearing SM masks and wielding katanas
>middle boss as a japanese schoolgirl
>Hanzo

ORLY?

Kill Bill belongs to many genres.

ninjas were not after David

Kill Bill? Fuck that shit, it was all about Kung-Fu, bitches.

>>2766420
Yes, and a movie featuring a Luger is made by neo-Nazis

Has anybody tried erotic asphyxiation?

Does it work?

>>2766965
no it doesn't. that's why people keep doing it.

>>2766965
Lots of people have tried this. Guess what? They all died in the process.

Like that one guy from UK who accidentally killed himself when he put a condom full of helium over his head.

>>2767234
That's one big condom.

>>2767234
>>2767227
So um, why don't you give it a go.

Let me know if it works, okay.

>Now his lawyer is going around claiming he was assassinated by ninjas.
I want to be killed by ninjas too... ;_;

>>2767357
This. Choking yourself is what every other anon is doing. It's the GAR thing to do.

>>2767393
Because nothing is more gar than potentially killing yourself while fapping, right?

Feeling close to death while orgasming? Priceless.
You guys should try it out some time. Just be careful. Try to make some kind of mechanism that loosens the rope or whatever you're using when you loose consciousness.

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=5360&n=Loving%20Choke%20Out.swf&w=512&h=421

>he was assassinated by ninjas

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

FUCK YEAR

Fucking ninjas. That's why I hate Japan.

>>2766965
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe

Famous case from 1930's Japan,

>On April 23, 1936 Abe and Ishida met for a pre-arranged sexual encounter at a teahouse, or machiai – the contemporary equivalent of a love hotel[28] – in the Shibuya neighborhood. Planning only a short 'fling', the couple remained in bed for four days. On the night of April 27, 1936, they moved to another teahouse in the distant neighborhood of Futako Tamagawa. Here they continued to drink and have sex, sometimes with the accompaniment of a geisha's singing. They would continue even as maids entered the room to serve sake.[29] They next moved their marathon love-making bout to the Ogu neighborhood. Ishida did not return to the restaurant until the morning of May 8, 1936.
>Abe used her obi sash to cut off Ishida's breathing during orgasm, and they both enjoyed it. They repeated this for two more hours.
>Abe wrapped her sash twice around his neck and strangled him to death
>she next severed his genitalia with the kitchen knife, wrapped them in a magazine cover, and kept them until her arrest three days later.

It was a typo. It was "nigras", not "ninjas".

>>2767450
Yandere:
>"I loved him so much, I wanted him all to myself. But since we were not husband and wife, as long as he lived he could be embraced by other women. I knew that if I killed him no other woman could ever touch him again, so I killed him
>With the blood she wrote Sada, Kichi Futari-kiri ("Sada, Kichi together") on Ishida's left thigh, and on a bed sheet. She then carved 定 ("Sada", the character for her name) into his left arm
>When asked why she had severed Ishida's genitalia, Abe replied, "Because I couldn't take his head or body with me. I wanted to take the part of him that brought back to me the most vivid memories."

LOCKED ROOM MYSTERY

BEATRICE DID IT

>>2767450
Yandere moe~

I must be quite lucky; I've been masturbating for years but ninjas have never assassinated me whilst I was doing so.

>>2767466
Witches can't possibly exist.

sage for implying something so preposterous as the existence of witches.

this needs a motivator or something about ninjas and fapping

>>2767482

Tell that to the residents of Salem.

Like this?

>>2767506
That was simply persecution on a false testimony created to punish someone a group of girls didn't like. People truly haven't changed, acting on fears and suspicions rather than facts.

>>2767457
That's kinda moe~

>>2767466
Like this?

>>2767544
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_commit_suicide!_He_was_not_murdered!

Can you explain that with humans?

You can't, can you??? Accept my existence!!!

Oh Wikipedia.

Anyway I don't really know who that old dude is so I never had any respect for him to begin with.

>>2767586
Technically the way he was found wouldn't count as suicide as his hands were bound IIRC, so the one that was helping him to experience "erotic asphyxiation" killed him.

Haven't read anything else on this case but what state was the room in when he was found?

>>2767586
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_was_killed_by_small_bombs

>>2767586

>>>/rs/I_can_use_the_red_text_to_tell_lies.

>>2767586
>It was an accident.
>He sliped or hanged wrong and then he found death
DENY THIS!!

>>2767602
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_was_very_experienced_with_autoerotic_asphyxiation!_He_knew_how_to_pr
operly_hang_himself.

>>2767619
I don't see how knowledge of public relations has anything to do with this........
Wait, so you're saying this is all a publicity stunt? and the body is a fake?

>>2767619
What's the matter? Can't say he knew how to properly hang himself in red?

Of course he knew how to hang himself! That's common knowledge! But what he didn't know was how to do it properly! He accidentally hung himself and that is how he died! There was no need for anyone other than David Carradine to perform this act! Because it wasn't murder! It was accidental suicide!

>>2767627
Hahahaha, wow. I lol'd; very nice

>>2767627
And taking this even further, the producers of the movie he was filming saw how much publicity the Dark Knight got from Heath Ledger's death, and are therefore trying to replicate the same boom in success.

>>2767634
Uhhh, very nice theory, I'll be eating snacks with my new best friend until forever ok bye!

SHUT UP BATTLER JEEZ

I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU.

IF I WAS ON THE ISLAND I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU FIRST WHEN I GOT A GUN.

>>2767650
gb2 bed Eva

>>The death of a weeaboo.
We all already died inside when we became weeaboos.

>>2767634
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_knew_how_to_properly_hang_himself.

I think auto-erotic asphyxiation is a pretty cool guy. eh kills thousands of perverts a year and doesn't afraid of anything

>>2767671

I hope you'll die on the outside too, someday soon.

>>2767674
Then deny these with your red:
>Publicity stunt, body is a fake.

thread went to shit with umineko crap.

Seriously, am I the only person that heard of this guy before Kill Bill? It's like a cesspool of underage banned in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1myJ7IyYPrg

>>2767695
Because it was better when it was people arguing about whether Kill Bill = weeaboo material, right?

>>2767689
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_is_dead.
>>>/rs/David_Carradine's_death_is_not_a_publicity_stunt!
>>>/rs/It_isn't_a_fake_body

>>2767747
If it wasn't suicide or murder, and he is dead....
well that's quite easy to explain. He died when a stray high energy particle, such as a neutrino or somesuch, which normally pass through matter harmlessly, happened to collide perfectly with the nucleus of his atoms causing a chain reaction which lead to his death.

>>2767747
If it was suicide or murder, and he is dead....
well that's quite easy to explain. He died when a stray high energy particle, such as a neutrino or somesuch, which normally pass through matter harmlessly, happened to collide perfectly with the nucleus of his atoms causing a chain reaction which lead to his death.

>>2767759
THE NEXT LEVEL OF SMALL BOMBS

>>2767759
QUANTUM BOMBS

I think that his masturbatory habits triggered a resonance cascade that resulted in his death.

Isn't it obvious? Even if he new how to do erotic asphyxiation properly, there was still a slim chance of him having an accident and dieing.

1%.

>>2767791
FUCK YOU, GEORDI. GET OUT OF /jp/.

>>2767804
That's much much much too obvious, anon.
You should know by now that only the most wild and out there theories can be true in instances such as this.

>>2767747
Repeat:
>Nobody had the opportunity to tamper with the rope
>The rope was untampered with
>There was no chance that his death was an accident

You still haven't denied this last claim, witch.

Well judging by the lack of counter there, It looks like we solved the mystery.
Good work anon.

>>2767859
>>2767906
>>2767858
>>2767759

>This thread

Yeah, he stole a TV show from Bruce Lee.

>>2767938
Giving Up So Easily Are We~
Fine Then~

>>>/rs/Nobody_had_the_opportunity_to_tamper_with_the_rope
>>>/rs/The_rope_was_untampered_with
>>>/rs/There_was_no_chance_that_his_death_was_an_accident
>>>/rs/"He_died_when_a_stray_high_energy_particle,_such_as_a_neutrino_or_somesuch&
#44;_which_normally_pass_through_matter_harmlessly,_happened_to_collide_perfectly_with_the_nucle
us_of_his_atoms_causing_a_chain_reaction_which_lead_to_his_death."_This_Theory_is_incorrect
>>>/rs/Lambdadelta_is_the greatest witch ever

>>2767938
Giving Up So Easily Are We~
Fine Then~

>>>/rs/Nobody_had_the_opportunity_to_tamper_with_the_rope
>>>/rs/The_rope_was_untampered_with
>>>/rs/There_was_no_chance_that_his_death_was_an_accident

>>2767759
>>>/rs/Your_(2767759)_Theory_is_incorrect
>>>/rs/Lambdadelta_is_the greatest witch ever

>>2767995
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

RED TEXT IS A LIE.

>>2767995
Couldn't say it, huh?

>>2767995
I won't give up, there's no way it can't be proven with science.
Come on,Come on,Come on,Come on,Come on, think think think think.....
What do we know? Not suicide or murder, Not accident, not high energy particles.
Got it. As Carradine was a somewhat old man, it's only natural his organs and such would fail.
He died of old age.

>>>/rs/Carradine_died_of_old_age

>>2768050
That's not right. Fine I'll say it again~
>>>/rs/I_am_The greatest Witch ever
>>>/rs/Bern is a loser

>>2768070
Stop lying anon, unless you're trying to say you are a witch.
>>2768073
Ha! Still couldn't say it.

>>2768070
>>2768073

I hate you anonymous

>>2768073
...Stop trying so hard Lambda and go back to bed

>>2768078

I hate you anonymous~

>>2768081
Good thing you don't exist.

>>2768086
Good thing you don't exist.

>>2768073
http://4chan.org/Lambdadelta_is_not_the_greatest
http://4chan.org/witch_ever_because_witches_do_not_exist!

>>2768073
You are the Bern?

It's your move witch.

Well having another oponent was fun while it lasted.
Once again, good job anon.

Let's see here.

Dead at 72. Long enough to say he lived. Not long enough to be reduced to a helpless old wreck. Active working most of the time for 40+ years. Already surrounded by myths less than two weeks after death. Which, you could say, he died doing what he loved.

Sounds like a life well spent. In the deepest pits of buddhist hell, even Oxhead and Horseface will take a day off and party hard in his honour.

>>>/rs/I_am_the_greatest_witch_ever
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_die_from_old_age
>>>/rs/Witches_exist

>>2768229
Well, Lambda, since you broke one of the already pre-established rules of the red text, who's to say you haven't broken more.
I guess that discredits all of the red you've spoken.

>>2768235
>>>/rs/Red_text_is_only_true_when_stated_by_witches~
>>>/rs/All_other_red_texts_are_lies~

>>2768229
Well, Lambda, since you broke one of the already pre-established rules of the red text, who's to say you haven't broken more.
You've just discredited all of the red you've spoken. Good job, doing our job for us.

>>2768229
>>2768249
That wasn't what did you in, it was the
>Witches exist
in red that did. After all the point of the game is to make us exhaust all other options and to accept Witches exist, not jam it down our throats.

I want a penis shrine.

>>2768272
I don't like playing games.

>>2767709
I feel for ya, I remember watching KF:TLC when I was a kid, although the original Kung Fu was before my time.

But... yeah, lots of underage here.

>>2768307
Well anonymous, fortunately for you, you don't have to if you don't want to.

>>2768272

I'd jam it down her throat, if you know what I mean.

>>2768297
http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html

Enjoy your giant dicks. There's also this here Priapus, but he's more of an ancient Greek injoke so I don't think he has shrines.

By the way, this is, if I recall, where Mishaguji comes from. You know, the one Suwako pacified by unspecified methods.

So, will any of the other witches step up to the plate and try and defeat our theories?

>>2768342
why should they?

it's just david carradine.

>>2768373
I imagine they can't stand losing like they did, not once but twice in a row.

This certainly was an odd thread.