/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not these kind of dolls.

>Not these kind of dolls.

>>2766897

I have a friend I call doll-face, not because she's pretty, but because her expressions are emotionless.

>>2766897
Breasts are way too big.

does it have life like texture?

>>2766937
;_;

Breasts are too round. And they need kawaii(cute) and pinku(pink) dresses.

>>2766954
I agree with this post.

Ew.

Do they come in life-size?

>>2766954
I say I'd also agree with this.
put them in cute pink dresses and post pics

>>2767256
second

>>2767260
I don't think a cute dress would fit over those.

>>2767275
no, but it'd look slightly better

There's nothing worse than accidentally clicking /jp/ when you meant to click /mu/. Fucking weeaboo faggots.
>Breasts are too big.
>No mention of the fact that she's got a huge dong.

I think those dolls represent the two things in porn that I dislike the most--chicks with grotesquely huge breasts, and chicks with dicks. However, the one on the left has a cute face and hair, so I can't say that I hate your picture. With a little disassembly, they might have merit.

>>2767291

man look at those joints

>>2767298
You're not a dickgirl fan Jones?

>>2767291
The creature on the right doesn't have a penis.

>>2767291
Wait, one of them has a dick?

>>2767313
To me, it's a huge turnoff if she has a huge, veiny, throbbing penis where she's supposed to have a vagina.

It might just be me, but dicks are rather tasteless. Dickgirls take something of beauty - the female form - and ruin it.

>>2767329
you just noticed?

>>2766897
You heard wrong.

>>2767332
ur a faget

>>2767332
Most of the time they have both. It's a win/win!

>huge, veiny, throbbing penis
That sounds delicious.

>>2767332
I like dickgirls because I like seeing them fuck other girls.

>>2767367
i like seeing them fuck guys dressed as girls

>>2767367
You can accomplish that with something more tasteful and less messy, like a strapon.

Yeah, that's one more problem with penises: they spray semen everywhere. I've never liked "cumshots", bukkake, and stuff like that.

>>2767332
You're talking about 3D dick girls, right?

Because if you're talking about futanari (i.e. the basis of most Touhou doujins) then I've lost all of my respect for you.

>>2767373
A strapon is a cheap and fake substitute. Why would you do that?

>>2767373
Most of the strapon stuff I see is also bondage which is a big do not want.

>>2767332
Lol.

What a faggot.

Dickgirls rock because, frankly, the vagina is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it attacks it's owner once a months in a bloody torrent of pain and humiliation which inspires unjust rage from the owner. Next, its pleasure center its the measly apology that is the clitoris. Imagine if your cock were the size of a nipple, and you know what we're talking about here. Not fun.
Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread. It also pops out babies, the most annoying little fucker ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

The vagina sucks. Cocks rock. Cocks are clitoris the size of bananas. God, that's simply awesome!

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a cock. Bottles, hot-dogs, rocket ships, gun, cannons, candles, lamps, trees etc. etc.

>>2767407
This is the best post I've read on /jp/ for 2009.

Assuming that's not pasta. Good job Anon.

>>2767291

>>2766897
whoever modeled the tits and the dick add ons needs to see more real ones.

>>2767407
>tl;dr I am attracted to men
Okay, whatever, faggot.

>>2767380
Because then it's not a woman with a penis. Semantics, I know, but it's important to me.

>>2767390
I'm neither specifically attracted to or turned off by bondage. It's just a control fetish, like rape, which is to say it might help you come up with a nice fantasy for fappan. Gags are pretty unattractive, though, with the drooling everywhere, and pointless bondage (where she's wearing those ropes around her breasts and crotch that don't actually serve any purpose) is just stupid and detracts from the image.

Ehh. Basically a strapon lets you have the full range of porn without bringing in any guys... like futa but less uncomfortable.

wish I could get a cock in my ass, without the sweaty retarded men with they come attached. A tranny is fine too

>>2767377
Yes, futanari turns me off. There, I said it.
It's a real pain, since I love the characters, to see them with penises.
A certain amount of handwavium can be used to make it fappable, but it's not as hot as a futa-free doujin would be.

Sorry if I dislike dicks too much for your liking, Anonymous.

>>2767455
It's great when they have truly womanly voices.

"Ohh, god! My cock feels so good in your ass!"

is so sexy to hear from a "woman".

>>2767407
Not only that, dick-girls and/or futanari separates the boys from the men. I remember 3 years ago (back when I use to have a small powerlevel), I use to hate futa. Then once I matured, I started to love it along with mild shota and guro.

>>2767459
I used to think you were cool...

I have a thing for consensual sex in the missionary position and rarely doggy style.

All that fancy shit is like putting sprinkles and chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream when vanilla ice cream is delicious.

Futa doesn't bother me unless its one raping a dude, but I don't go out of my way to look at the porn.

Guro is hilarious but not sexy, if you beat off to people killing eachother you should join the military.

Bondage is an acquired taste for those with low self esteem, but it works for them. I know a few lifestyle dominants, cool guys.

tldr: Don't think fap and use icy hot as lube.

>>2767455
Nearly all trannies want to be the one being dicked though.

>>2767459
Why are you even on /jp/ when you don't like futa? You do know that the vast majority of Touhou doujins are futa, right? Let me guess, you're only here for the /b/ discussions?

>>2767510
Touhou futa is good futa

>>2767510
>You don't share my taste in a popular porn fetish so you must be a /b/tard!
What kind of argument is this? There's a lot more to "/jp/ material" than futanari doujinshi.

>>2767582
You're starting to remind me of the kids on /a/ that haven't acquired a taste for loli yet.

Guro, futa, shota, and similar fetishes are what separates the boys from the men. Here's how an otaku matures:

1. Any form of nudity you can get your hands on.
2. Generic 3D tits and ass porn.
3. Generic 2D tits and ass porn.
4. Loli.
5. Bestiality/Furry.
6. Bondage/Rape.
7. Futanari/Shota.
8. Guro.
9. CP

Come back in 2 years once you've acquired a taste for futa, maggot. And you call yourself a/jp/er.

>>2767667
Loli before furry? Rape before futa? I must be backwards.

>>2767667
Ha...

I went

2d porn
3d porn
3d traps
2d traps (which included futa though i wasn't as big into it as traps)
loli/tentacle/guro all around the same time
shota (traps only though)

i can see the appeal in cp but i have yet to develop a taste for it.

What does that make me?

>>2767667
>what separates the boys from the men
You keep saying this. I think you're desperately trying to justify your fetishes. Fetish elitism, really?

And then we get to your choices. Furry, bestiality, shota, seriously? Seems to me that you and I have different sexual orientations here, which is comparing apples and oranges. Or dicks and vaginas, I guess.

>>2767699
You're almost there.

>>2767667

I hit all of those at once, except 2.

I think I belong in /d/.

Even back when I first saw Touhou being posted on /a/ and liked to think of them as sweet and innocent little girls, I still didn't mind seeing them drawn with dicks. If there was rape or something that disturbed me in one of those doujins, I'd just think to myself "its not canon" and then I'd feel better about looking at such horrible things.

I've mellowed out since then. I still love Touhou characters and sometimes imagine myself having fun slice of life adventures with them. But, I also love dicks and Touhou futa is awesome.

Did you check out the Inaba Box series? Its pretty good.

>>2767752
I am now.

>>2767693
Oops, I just noticed my mistake.

>>2767752
I have it on my computer. Need to start reading it.

>>2767459
I always knew you were a faggot, but a wussy too? That's just too much.

>>2767932
Wussy. For being straight, and not loving the cock.
Uh huh.

>>2767932
>>2767937
Does it matter?

Poor Jones is so insecure with his sexuality.

>>2767951
Agreed. Only upper middle class, (Christian) conservatives care about these things. Jones needs to man up and learn to respect the all mighty cock. I'm willing to bet his otaku powerlevel is as weak as his fetishes.

>>2767407

I don't like touhou doujins, I just like the games, and music. I mostly come to /jp/ for VN discussion. I'm not into futa, personally. And this is the only board I visit, on a dialy basis since the split from /a/. I don't think that futa is a requirement for being part of /jp/

>>2768012
Forgot your trip, Jones?

>>2768012
>I don't like touhou doujins
There is nothing wrong with not liking the doujins, but I like them because some give the characters more depth.
>I don't think that futa is a requirement for being part of /jp/
It isn't, but some sure make it seem as if you do

>>2767937

Clearly you need to experience a good trap. And liking a chick with a penis doesnt make you gay or anything,so long as you can diffirentiate what a Woman is compared to a Guy you're still perfectly fine. You should whip your cock out and stroke it proudly if it involves tits,or even a skirt with some panties underneath. As a man thats all you need to do to stay Straight. You're not truely Gay untill you can accept all forms of the gender that is the same as yours.

If you still cant understand after me saying that then my friend...I dont think you belong here anymore. I think its about time you subscribed yourself to the MMORPG "Outside".

>>2768077
>As a man thats all you need to do to stay Straight.

Do you even know what the straight and narrow is?

>>2768104
I think when that person says straight, they mean true to their goal/beliefs.

>>2768120
It means heterosexual.

>>2768077
>You're not truely Gay untill you can accept all forms of the gender that is the same as yours.
Does that mean you're not truly straight until you can accept all forms of the opposite gender?