/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27594118
Undead nobles getting big behinds from sitting in their thrones all day.

You see this? This is a lilim. I want to cuddle it.

>>27594170
I want to have her look at me as a challenge, both physically and sexually

>>27594118
No, bad shog. Yandere time is after tea time.

>>27594170
Lilim are just chuuni Succubi.

Wolf Girls are best girls.

>>27574644
"Gels for you"? The heck do you even mean.

>>27594154
Pharaoh's with phat asses.

Touch the cow.

>>27594046
Could you tell him to make Mofucores are really baby Manticores canon for me, please?

Remember: elves are for accidentally getting themselves addicted to your cock.

>>27594291
Not him but is that rare slang or something? I posted it on another board the other day and got a similar response that he did.

>>27594516
I have never had anybody ever use that word in whatever the hell context that is to me. Ever.

>>27594486
what the repercussions be more severe for dark elves?

>>27594170
After or before the mind break?

>>27594542
usually when used as slang it means "works well", "is convenient" or "gets along":
>The legalization of rape doesn't really gel with me
>The hellhound and the submissive man gelled easily

>>27594389
I like beef.

This cat has been sitting up on a tree branch outside my bedroom window for the past three days, she keeps switching from threatening to alluring gestures and refuses to wear a shirt. I've called the police but they say they can't do anything about her due to cultural sensitivity. I'm running out of beer and will have to leave the house soon, any ideas on how to get her to leave?

>>27594744
Watch her spin revolvers.

>>27594744
Order pizza, specify you want it delivered by a man who's single.

>>27594744
Spray her with some water.

>>27594118
What happens when a rata and nuki compete to be the one and only wife of the same anon? Or 1st wife position for you harem folk?

The best time of the year is finally here. Time for spooky movies and comfy weather with your monster wife.

>>27594777
Then start spinning P90s in challenge

>>27594777
>>27594838
>>27594846
Alright I watched her spin revolvers for thirty minutes, ordered a pizza, and sprayed her with water. But now she just seems more turned on, is very angry, and has a pizza. The situation is deteriorating here anons!

>>27595129
>monster boys
kill yourself

https://youtu.be/Ygd30F7_8E4
>Mountain-climbing with a dark mage

>>27595161
That's a human guy with fake cat ears you dip.

>>27595161
They're wearing costumes anon. It's Halloween

>>27595197
>>>/tg/

>>27595197
>>27595264
i see no headband

>>27595316
It's a character who's not a witch dressed as a witch and someone dressed up as a cat familiar.
Is it hard being this mentally challenged?

>>27595155
Ask the kobold across the street to chase her away.

>>27595394
i don't know is it hard being in the wrong place

Give me all the Kuroferuru girls you have!

>>27595155
You should have told the pizza guy to look at her spinning revolvers, now you're fucked.

Can monster girls steal monster girl mana from each other? Would there be wars over this resources in areas with few/no men?

>>27595489
This man has officially passed the point of social understandable idiocy, and entered the realm of autism. He either
>Knows he is wrong and is trolling
>Knows he is wrong but refuses to back down
>Has an actual developmental disorder
Further engaging with him is not advisable.

You have the choice to pick 5 monstergirl species to populate a world along with humans. Would you pick simply your favorite ones or try to get some variety for everyone? Which would you pick?

If a shog going on a walk with her mastah meets another shog with her masta, what happens?

>>27595657
Pic related seems good

>>27595161
>>27595316
>>27595489
Fake ear hairbands sometimes hide under hair in 2d stuff you know? Miiafag's self insert doesn't normally have have cat ears and due to the curve of the head and the angle it could just be that the band is flatter.

Just Shog

>>27595657
A mix of what I like and stuff that fits everyone. Like
>Succubus
Is a general thing for everyone
>Harpy/black harpy
Fits quite a few people and I really like them
>Slime girl
Yes.
>Cheshire Cat
I just really like them
>Demon
Demons are top tier girls.

>>27596017
Just fireball.

>>27595657
All chaos monsters.

>>27594744
invite her in so she leaves the tree

>>27594744
>This cat has been sitting up on a tree branch outside my bedroom window for the past three days
>three days
I think she’s stuck up there

>>27595657
Celestial elf
Demonic elf
Drow elf
Chaos elf
Vanilla elf

>>27594744
>I've called the police but they say they can't do anything
That’s your problem. Call the firefighters if you want a cat out of a tree.

>>27595657
>Succubi
>Elves
>Hellhounds
>Mersharks
>Harpies
No Kobolds for KDF.

Praise pharaoh!
submit to dark elves!
give your lifeblood to vampires!
give tribute to dragons!
Worship lilims!

>>27596429
Joke's on you anon; while the species is a nice detail, it's pretty superficial as long as the rest of my girls are exactly the same. There are plenty of species I'd be a-ok with them being.

>>27595657
Manticore
Manticore
Manticore
Manticore
Manticore

>>27594729
Ah, well in that case, sorry to disappoint but undead girls gel with me about as well as the idea of heterosexual love gels with the Lacedemonians.

>>27596533
too much rape anon, you might like getting gang banged by five tailpussies but I don't think most men would

>>27594389
I want to milk this cow. And impregnate her.

How do I win the heart of the wild h’orc chieftess and get past her p’orc subordinates?

>>27596805
Jam your finger into her eyesocket

>>27595657
Green Orc
Oni
Ogre
Amazon
Jotunn

>>27595657
2 catgirl species, 2 dog girl species, and Manticores.

>>27595657
sahu
demon
witch
tentacle
dark slime

>>27596750
I just want one tailpussy desu.

i want a horde of ochimusha to invade my village, steal all the money and treasure, and kidnap all the men and boys, including me, and take us all to sex camps where we get violated by the strong ochimusha so we can comfort them with forceful sex and have more ochimusha be given birth to increase the army

Wocks

>>27596533
you know how many men could get raped? you actually want men to be the gender to get raped and have the females be the ones to assault us? are you actually into gender role reversal? are you a manticore slut? you think it's okay to make female-on-male rape normal in our society as long as they are sexy manticores?

>>27597775
if that's the case, i'm gonna have to make sure my pee pee is protected by a jub jub bodyguard whenever i'm near one

>>27597775
Don't do this to me I want to fuck a wock so bad

>>27597775
wonderland myconids

>>27594118
Monstergirls with pretty feminine femboy trap husband's or boyfriends. But not only that. Monstergirl daughters along with Incubus sons who's dad is a girly femboy trap.

While it's clear monstergirls are more than fine, okay and willing to have a husband or boyfriend who is a femboy trap. But how would monstergirl daughters and incubi sons conceived and born from monstergirl mother's and human dads fare and feel about having a pretty and feminine femboy trap dad? Would it essentially be:

>Monstergirl daughter:" My dad is a really pretty model. He's just as beautiful and pretty as my mommy, wears matching dresses, plays dress up and house with me. And he looks really cool and beautiful with makeup on."

>Incubus son: "Yeah, so what if my dad is girly, wears dresses and makeup like my mom and even sounds girly? He may look girly and as slim as a human girly, but he can bench press a hundred pounds! My mom is a Hellhound after all!"

>>27597783
i would do this

>tfw no flat-chested, freckles-covered, fat-assed, short-hair-styled, dude-dressing, tomboy cheshire cat bro gf to play video games and also have rough sex with
it's like having a bro without the gay and with the extra cat puss, all positives

>>27597783
>gender role reversal
If only that wasn't exclusive to amazonesses...

>>27597805
>Be Wonderland explorer
>Know of the dangers of this mad land and how it can destroy your pelvis in seconds
>That’s why you hired a Jub-jub cock protector
>Whenever she senses another more harsh raptastic monster girl, which for some reason even a Doormouse registers as to her, she quickly takes your cock and jams it into herself
>No monster can rape you while having sex already
>That is until the Cheshires figure out they can just sit on your face

>>27597939
I feel for the children. They will be bullied in school with people calling their dad gay.

are we going to ignore the elephant in the room?

>>27598060
Imagine an elephant mamono. Would it be a taur?

What monsters could do an ojou laugh?

>>27597939
straight femboys would definitely get their penises devastated by strong glorious liliraune vaginas. they would pretend that you're a third plant girl while you are their cute and submissive pet husband that loves looking like a girl. My dick wouldn't handle it to be honest.

>>27598060
I know Wurms are heavy but that's just mean.
>>27598263
That doujin was a good one.

>>27598159
familiars if done right with magic

>>27595657
Jinko
Cheshire
Holstaur
Kiki
Salamander

Taking the day off to spend it in bed with your waifu!

>>27595657
5 different types of slimes!
I'm thinking bubble, dark, sea, queen and shogs.

>>27598060
Yes vtubers are ruining /jp/
But there's nothing we can do about it

>>27597775
I read it as wokes first

>>27595726
Tea would be a must.

How would you feel if a monster called you a "little man"?

>>27598886
Depends on her height.

>>27594170
yes

>>27598755
Just as touhou, boats, monster girls and 3dpd did before them. A new addition to the board is always "ruining" /jp/.

>>27598886
Self-conscious.

>>27599071
Vtubers are like 70% of all new posts in /jp/ now

How monster is too much monster? Also more like this stuff pls, manga recommendations of "more monster than girl" appreciated. No I'm not asking for porn in particular.

>>27594389
Can I do it later?

Fug the bugs!

>>27595657
Succubus
Demon
Wyvern
Banshee
Wight

>>27595161
What's with this faggot and the others who rush to police the thread so it conforms exclusively with what they want to see? An anon in a holloween costume? >NO, IT'S A MONSTER BOY REEEE! A comfy giantess? >GIANTFAG GTFO MODS MODS MODS! Daughteru dickers? >THAT'S PEOPHILIA Y-Y-YOU CAN'T D-DO THAT WAAAAH! Jesus titty-fucking Christ, some people are a waste of mana.

>>27597031
>hey, give me back my hat!

Kobold wearing a sheet over her head and pretending she's a ghost chasing Anon!

>>27599071
>touhou
touhou was literally one of the reasons the board was made in the first place

>>27598050
The femboy trap dad going to his Monstergirl daughter and Incubus son's school to sermon and mouth off the mean bullies and teach them that bullying is wrong when?

>>27599683
It was the reason but not purely what the board was for. The more interesting threads were always the non-touhou ones. Point is what's popular is always going to be lower quality than the other threads, much like /a/'s shounen threads.

>>27599187
AAAAHHHH KILLER FOXES, RUN RUN RUUUUN

>>27600037
They have us surrounded!

How do you get the captain of the swim team to stop electrifying the pool whenever you go in? I am sick her getting away with giving me mouth to mouth every practice.

>>27595657
Kobold, Slime, Catgirls, Lamia, Succ
I think that covers the bases as much as possible with only 5 species available
>>27600087
How are we supposed to run when they can projectile charm us and force us to approach them against our own will? This is unfair!

>>27596648
Fuck off

>>27599479
Fuck winter
https://files.catbox.moe/9hlea4.jpg

>when your automaton shows the 5 percent battery remaining warning

I wonder what it was that KC saw that sent him over the edge on the NTRfags

>>27600487
What?

>>27600660
KC sent off a tweet storm earlier saying he's blocking all the NTRfags from his twitter because he doesn't like to see his monster girls in NTR situations.

>>27600487
ntr is shite , what other reason needs there be?

>>27600660
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1315492143922737153
I'm sorry, suddenly
Mutual followers who are tweeting and RT about NTR and married women in the future
I would like to unfollow you.
Just a glimpse is mentally tight,
I thought I had put up with it, but I've reached the limit.
I am terribly sorry……

>>27600709
Bless his heart
All these girls he draws for us are like his daughters. I wouldn't wanna see my daughter being adulterous, it makes sense logically if you think about it. We should respect his wishes and not disgrace them with such an objectively degenerate, disgusting fetish.

>>27600795
based

>>27600709
But what happens to bicorn, then?

>>27600709
Good.

>>27594118
Aroused, because I don’t have a complex about my height. Plus, a monster girl would never say something to intentionally hur-... MOST monster girls would say something to intentionally hurt you.

Fuck off.

>>27601678
Fuck on.

>>27599763
Oh no, he is going to get bullied as well! Only his wife can save the family.

>>27601488
Harem building

>>27601678
That's a big shark!

Did someone save that pic from the last thread of that dragon with the completely backless dress?

Just Elf problems.

>When I want them BEEG regardless of height.
Some MGs may be in for a shock.

>>27602283

Wow, shes mad.

>>27597088
MGE Amazons are fairly distinct from human women, but how would a jotunn differ from regular humans other than "she's 8ft tall."

I wanna kiss a kiki on the mouth. Maybe even slip her the tongue!

>>27603430
shog can make a tongue in her pussy that makes out with you

>>27603430
I want to kiss 3 different Kikimora orifices.

>>27603430
But she's servant folk!

Why does this thread get so dead at night? It isn't even that late...

>>27601488
And the Lord God said, “Behold, the man is become as
one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth
his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and
live forever, we must send him forth.” Therefore the
Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till
the ground from whence he was taken

>>27603635
Well, I'm not much higher up on the class pecking order, so it's alright

>>27603215
Her fault for going against tradition

>>27604318
that tech reminds me of the grineer

>>27603215
i want to marry a beaner cat

>>27603671
can't burn down the thread if you don't post

>>27603430
anon, you're not suppose to do that to the maid!

>>27604820
It's safer just to hug your maid

>>27604887
there's a reason the maid gets her own bedroom away from the master's bedroom

>>27604933
So master can sneak in?

>>27604991
no, so no funny business will occur

>>27604991
Now you're thinking like a monster.

>>27605048
There's nothing funny about catching your cute maid off guard and impregnating her!

>>27604991
When you hear her calling your name as you happen to walk by it's more of an invitation.

>>27605216
A lot of funny business happens when that occurs.

>>27603098
Great, thanks.

>>27605519
How can I get her to not look at me all creepy like that

>>27605813
There is no cure, but there is treatment.

>>27605963
Is it dick? It's dick isn't it

>>27603098
Designed for bending the wearer over a table

>>27606152
it's dick

>>27606152
Treatment Is really bad puns

>>27594118
What is it this time?

Southern belle weresheep who feeds you delicious louisiana style grub by day and puts you to work "picking her cotton" in the night if you know what I mean

>>27607315
>luring me in by feeding me delicious food, but only as fuel for forced hard labor in the fields at night so she doesn't get caught and arrested for slavery
she played me like a damn fiddle

>>27607562

I wish I could fuck Shub-Niggurath

>>27607740

>>27606657
>"all wrapped up nyuck nyuck nyuck.

>>27601488
Bicorn ultimately does get husband dick, she just prefers he fucks other girls first, who are either prior or as a result part of the harem, ergo her wives as well, so she can have all of the mana together.
Dryad is more of a cuck than Bicorn.

>>27603321
Trolls are jotunn.

>>27604933
Because I have a female masturbation kink and a voyeurism kink, and I want to be able to indulge those?

What would it be like to grow up as a only boy in a succ household?

>>27605099
Everyone always talks about Shogs or Kikis, but I want fox meido.

>>27608805
I'd prefer a Familiar or Glacies meido.

>>27608805
I like the iron willed maids such as automaton or tsurara onna

>>27608805
i want a fishmaid on a boat mansion

>>27608805
All maids are olev

>>27608234
No, it's to not encourage her to engage in coitus with master like peasant heathens that live off of each other's cum for food.

>>27608234
>female masturbation kink and a voyeurism kink
Based. I prefer the idea of being a priest and catching my secret monster nuns masturbating to the thought of being ravished by me or ravishing me.

>>27594291
Yeah, what this fellow said >>27594729. Weird, I hadn't thought it wasn't a common colloquial term.

>>27604820

Well this sucks https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1315827867054292992

>>27595657
Elves
Wights
Liches
Zombies
Vampires

Have fun keks

>>27609394
shoggoth is allowed to do inappropriate things like S-E-X with master!
maids are suppose to be elegant and clean

>>27603321
Depends on the Jotunn, but the ice ones for instance are blue and cold and sexy.

>>27609437
oof

>>27609500
>shog
she has no style
she has no grace
this maid is a fucking disgrace

>>27602310
This is some kind of prudish propaganda. Elf sex is an instinct.

>>27608805
Kikis and shogs in eternal conflict with each other while the foxes are in the bedroom.
You didn't think a nine-tail was working as a maid purely out of professional dedication, did you?

>>27609682
>doubt.jpg

>>27608805
actually spiders

>>27608682
Why are the tails so veiny?

>>27609327
I mean, one of my two main fantasies about living in the MGE world is being a king, and I'd have plenty of mamono staff to be able to walk in on.

>>27609682
they don't get much with garbage attitudes

>>27608805

>>27609799
Their oestrus cycles are sympathetic and match up to their chosen human males, this is scientifically proven fact.
Man this dude does some fucking hot elves.

>>27609911
Shame his elves are also designed to suffer from never getting laid.

Kobold man good
https://mega.nz/folder/ak11VSDS#AppdVZpBPvFifH5_wobhuA

>>27609985
That makes them hotter though, they radiate "desperate for cock". I call dibs on the souls streamer with like 0 following. Imagine the comfy viddya sessions as she blows you.

>>27610063
No. Fuck off.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for some more...radical elements of the monster girl criminal community to take aggressive action against the First Nuki National Bank.
No one knows where they got that assault automaton from, all they know is that she has her eyes, errr, optics on the prize.

>>27610063
Yes. Fuck on.

Anyone knows if there is translated version or a way to translate this game? I am a simple man. I see Jinko in it and possible xxx scenes with her and I must play.

Anyone knows if there is translated version or a way to translate this game? I am a simple man. I see Jinko in it and possible xxx scenes with her and I must play.

https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1314880823133261824?s=19

It's time for your injection, Anon

>>27610472
I M A G I N E

How much stretchy meat should I get for Halloween?

>>27599411
Do it now.

>>27610971
How many wendigos live near you?

>>27611164
That seems like a challenging statistic to measure with their elusive nature.

>>27609718
Why would a nine tail even want to serve as a maid in the first place?

>>27611250
Role play, obviously.

It's almost Halloween, and my waifu seems insistent that a collar and chain plus fake dog ears is an acceptable costume for me.
What do I do?

>>27610063
nah this is dogshit

Hope everyone has been staying healthy

>>27611250
I wouldn't say it around kikis but you don't have to be a maid to wear a maid outfit.

Should I go for cardio or gains at a monster girl gym?

I want to be manhandled by a big muscular wolf!

The Demon Lord's first male son will alp and become a Alp Lilim.

>>27597939
>>27598050
>>27599763
>>27601835
>>27598263
A femboy trap male domming a strong aggressive Monstergirl like a Hellhound or a Manticore or Ushi Oni. And while he's fucking such a Monstergirl he does all that maledom talk saying like:

>"What's this!? I thought you're an aggressive and tough monstergirl! Acting like a little bitch, mewling like a weak human girl! Oh you like that do you!? You want me to fuck your pussy hard huh!? Oh I'll cum inside you plenty to mark you and show how much of a little weak girl you are! Now quiet, I'm gonna give you a good thrusting, and lemme suck those tits! Yeah you like it when a cute boy like me fucks you silly and sucks your boobs huh??? Stay still! Can't suckle those boobs if you squirm around!"

And said male domming femboy trap says it all with that anime femboy trap voice.

>>27612691
And how

>>27612789
>>27597939
Why do you keep posting Venti?

>>27612981
Because he's gay obv.

>>27612981
Just some faggot /y/ spammer no one's telling to fuck off.

>>27612981
He has been posting unrelated pics of boys for quite a while now, with flimsy excuse of it being MG related by having a 'monster girl' written somewhere in it.
Guess his latest obsession is the newest mobile gacha trap now

>>27595995

>>27612789
way too much of a faggot to ever dom

I’m going to go prank kakuens by giving them plantains instead of bananas

>>27595657
>kobold
man's best friend
>holstaur
great milk producer
>centaur
no automobiles yet, so we're gonna need transportation
>weresheep
provides textiles
>honey bee
provides honey and pollinates crops

None of them are my favorites but they all have the most practical human-monster interdependence.

>>27614471
cuck

>>27614471
This.
>>27614522

>>27597783
>>27600281
They can't rape you if you assault them first.

>>27595657
>Demon
>Devil
>Hellhound
>Lava Golem
>Valkyries/Dark Valkyries
I like to call this Hell on Earth

>>27594676
I want her to mind break me by cuddling.

Consider moff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQ_BX62ISs

>>27614677
Imperial Grand Moff only

>>27610063
KDF's biggest and most egregious crime is shitty tastes in artists.

>>27612504
You should go to obtain waifu

>>27614357
>Tonight, anon gets spanked by an entire troop of monkeys. Bystanders claim he had it coming. More news at 10.

Reminder that all Monsters are weak to Human cooking.

>>27615185
>Forgetting about their weakness to romantic gestures

Hellhounds are for gentle femdom

>>27615899
Or just hand holding

Are all shog maids part of the same hive mind or are they all separate? What happens when two or more meet?

>>27616022
Damn, the things I wish she'd do to me like look me straight in the eyes with her hand on my cheek and say she loves me.

>>27616160
Just imagine a long night with a hellhound where you don't even have sex and she just holds you in her strong arms while she whispers about how much she loves you into your ears

>>27600709
I was nothing to do with monster girls you eop

>>27616056
I wonder what Kikis talk about when they meet.

>>27610345
I hope it gets translated eventually.

>>27616356
Hellhounds would be a good way to keep warm at night.

>>27616579
>Get caught in the freezing cold rain on the way home
>Your Hellhound wife is waiting for yoh at home
>"You idiot, you're soaking wet and freezing. C'mon, take it all off. Time to warm ya up"
>She helps you remove your wet clothes and takes you right to bed for nice warm cuddles

my slime won't get her fat ass off the damn video games, this was a mistake

>>27616712
>this braindead generic non-smile
no thanks also kill yourself

>>27616712
so if her "hair" is dripping onto her chair, is it flowing back into her via her ass?

>>27616743
All slimes deserve love even baka gaijin ones you jerk

fat succ

i wanna be an elementalist and become the captain planet of mge

>>27617112
Wrong.

>>27617175
What the heck is this succ saying?

>>27614770
Honestly, it's probably less taste in artists and more taking what you can get. Most artists wouldn't be willing to Touch what KDF wants, even less so when you add his fetishes.

>>27617197
>I don't need protein
>This just call exercise
I have no fucking idea. I think her head is full of fat as well.

>>27617176
No
captain planet is too gay

>>27617307
well the power is mine, bitch.

>>27617176
But anon there's no wind or heart elemental you'll just be 3/5 captain planet

>>27617423
>no wind
you make sylph sad

>>27617423
>there's no wind elemental
Why did you forget Sylph?
>heart elemental
It's okay, he can use Dark Matter instead.

>>27594118
How fairly common is "majo shuukai de aimashou" in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world?

Basically "majo shuukai de aimashou" is when a lone orphaned child (a boy usually) is encountered by a witch. Is adopted, raised by the said witch and the boy grows up to be the witch's loyal faithful servant or familiar or outright lover.

I ask after I stumbled upon "majo shuukai de aimashou" which was an old artist community meme. Where artists would draw scenarios like I basically described.

Remove an Ushi Oni eye patch and aim at their exposed eye to inflict massive damage

>>27617492
Or even a houri/cupid!

>>27617644
Excellent advice from the Order Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

>>27617631
>How fairly common is "majo shuukai de aimashou"
No arigato about that yamete, sudoku-kun

>>27617644
what if its sealing an eye lazer?

>>27617763
It's not a laser, it's punches from the punch dimension

I want to get taken in by a thick CC witch and eventually notice that I've slowly been shrinking over the past few months until I become a shota.

>>27617932
Wha?
Thats not how that works

>>27617995
I also want this to happen to me.

>>27616712
>PC
That was your only mistake. Get her on consoles so she can lie down on the couch and you can get into the wonders of casual sex.

>>27594118
>"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

-A Demon Realm Official who is also a representative from the Royal Makai addressing a message and a few words to Monstergirl City Security Forces

>>27618301
So is this just the new copy pasta people are gonna spam now?

>>27618166
Sure it is, I've read X-Men

>>27618318
yeah, it's funny and quirky and very creative so it's ok

>>27618372
It was only funny the first 5 times.

>>27618318
It's meant to be referencing monstergirl city posts. Especially the authoritarian announcements.

>>27618394
nah it's cool he even posted a monetsergirl so he's based and redpilled

>>27617206
You'd be surprised at the sheer number of good artists that are willing to draw just about anything for dollary doos, especially if you flash a little more their way. And you can see that a couple of the draws he commissioned are actually pretty good, but most of them he got done by garbage artists with horrendous styles that are not good for lewd, sexy, or cute. I mean, I don't find latex attractive, so that could be it, or it could just be difficult to make latex attractive; I don't know. But the guy needs to vet his artists better.

>>27618364
You fucking what?
Is that seriously how they explain that?

>>27618539
His mutant power is that his eyes are a portal to a different dimension from which concussive energy is released, yes. The beams are NOT lasers. They can't burn stuff or anything.
And I will hear absolutely no complaints about the glory of X-Men, which is the most fun shit you could ever read.

>>27618638
>which is the most fun shit you could ever read.
only in 90s-00s
things went to shit after that even by superhero comicbook standards
people these days only know Old Man Logan (Paul) anyway

How do yetis feel about men who have a winter home in the south to avoid the cold?

>>27618877
>How do yetis feel
They don't have the mental capacity to do this

>>27618638
X men was rad
they even have their own metal slime

>>27618719
>only in 90s-00s
Actually all the good stuff is from 1975 onwards. Trust me, I'm an expert on this.

why dont we have a hakutaku version of the thinking emoji yet?

>>27618877
Yandere yeti doesn't care. She won't ever let you leave the cabin.

Everyday you're gonna be groped, molested, ravished, and raped by a smelly, sweaty yeti that doesn't practice good hygiene. But hey, at least the sex is good, and she's got good wifi surprisingly!

yandere succ is too easy
yandere ghost is too easy
No one ever suspects... the yandere golem!

>>27619132
I go. You stay. No following.

>>27619259
Surely theres a way around that
Like an emergancy overide if her power is low

>>27619497
That's not...
That isn't what that is about, Anon.

An advantage of yandere Lilims is that they are less insecure about your love, so they don't get jealous as easily as other yandere mamono.
On the flip side you are completely powerless against her, your pelvis might as well not exist and you may spend a decent portion of time mindbroken and ahegaoing, even if she doesn't mean to because you can be sure you will be loved aggressively.

>>27619259

Fun times ahead when a yandere finds out you're into muscular women.

>>27619259
Don't worry, She'll eventually find her way back to you.

>>27620455
Yeah she mindbreaks you into liking her body type.

>>27620455
Mad gains while staring at pictures of you!

I feel bad for Ms. White Horn and how she has to stay out in the cold all the time, but when I try to invite her inside for hot coco she runs away. How do I help her get over her fear of me?

>>27620734
>I feel bad
And I feel good

>>27620734
She's fluffy so the cold isn't a problem.

>>27620734
Have coco with her outside.

>>27620455
She's gonna get huge.

Any ideas for a femdom scenario I could try writing?

>>27622099
Getting tailpussied by a Manticore while leglocked and helplessly snuggled deep into her cleavage

>>27622099
>Spoiled rich brat who bullies his zombie servants, both normally and sexually
>One night he takes his favorite zombie and uses her as an onahole underneath the covers while he looks at porn
>Wakes up next morning feeling around for his unliving toy to get rid of his morning wood
>Can't find her but finds a wight waiting at the foot of his bed, along with the rest of his zombie servants
>Says she's going to make him apologize sufficiently to each of his staff
>Cue zombie gang rape with wight helping them move their hips faster and grind harder on his face
>Takes him last saying she'll stay around to make sure he upholds his word

>>27622099
A Dude is hunted down by a pack of werewolves. They catch him and begin fucking him like no tomorrow and than they cuddle him to sleep.

>>27618504
>You'd be surprised at the sheer number of good artists that are willing to draw just about anything for dollary doos
Would I? Would I really?

>>27622514
Me gusta!

A simple test to spot an old fox from a young one.

>>27623130
foxes are yikes in general regardless of age

>>27622099
>Jerk is robbing a cemetery on the mist continent
>Angry jiangshi rapes the shits out him
>Jiangshi likes him and keeps him around

>>27617175
Don't bully her for being fat. Bully her for being fat AND a chuuni nerd.

>>27623372
Jiangshi are underated and underutilized. Imagine getting jumped by a zombie in a Chinese dress, becoming increasingly more skillful as she milks more out if you. Starts as a stiff, moaning zombie and ends up an elegant courtesan with an enchanting voice that just loves watching you squirm. Showing off just how flexible she's become, and just what she can do with those nails of hers.

New family picture! Happy Halloween!

>>27623771
Disgusting
holy shit that's fucking DISGUSTING

>>27623771
I see Toph and a Spider-Man villain maybe?

>>27623795
Dude.

>>27623852
I'm sorry but this is fucking horrible, actually vomit-inducing

>>27600281
Dumb fox

>>27623851
Thalya from Dungeons 3

>>27623902
Who shit in your applesauce this morning?

>>27623771
Cute.

>>27623771
>Number 21
I am still filled with rage at its cancellation.

>>27623902
>actually vomit-inducing
I think you might just be sick

>>27624011
You and me both. I still think it would be a fun idea to have a monster girl version of the Guild of Calamity, but it's more of like a performance.

>>27624108
>Guild of lascivious intent.

Dinosaur monster girl when. New profile when.

>>27624108
I mean, GCI was basically a performance anyway...
MG Watch and Ward would be interesting.

>>27624438
>Take a dip in this steaming pool of Troll Essence and Become the Incredible Mr. Virility! It comes with a form fitting jock strap and open chested robe that displays your prowess!
>Actually I was hoping for something that more played up my skills rather than my body.
>Ah, a Manist type eh? Well don't worry, through this door you can team up with a skilled Henchalp by the name of Alex and become the Dom!

Would Lecastie make a good setting for a yakuza styled MGE game?

Young Oni blocks your path, requesting Sake!

>>27624904
All I have is diet cola because I'm on a diet

>>27624904
>ignore

>>27624904
She needs to bulk up first before challenging me.
Probably the best of the custom characters from 4

>>27624904
Can I see your ID, ma'am? Need to verify your age,

>>27624904
Not sure where she's going with this aesthetic. Tiny horns and a normal skin color makes her look like a regular human. Maybe if she went for a ninja look I might be more interested. Does she have an older sister? Maybe some Oni friends that seem a bit more interesting?
I'd probably just keep putting her down until I either navigate my way past her, or she jumps me in a fit of rage.

>>27624437
Ah?

>>27624904
Random encounter that turns into a fetch quest? Eugh

>>27624437
>Dinosaur
Outdated and outclassed.

We really need more monster girls getting tied up.

Set the battlefeild aflame!

>>27626612
Shame flamethrowers suck so much DICK in Wasteland 3 it's not even funny

>>27622099
Monster queen conquers another country and strips its prince of all power, making him her concubine.
Hard femdom if the prince was an asshole, gentle femdom if he did have a good heart.

>>27622099
Pharaoh femdomming her favorite servant
turns gentle when he confesses he lover her too

>The true citizen loves monster girls
>The true citizen appreciates the demonic energy in the air that he breathes
>The true citizen does not fear mind break
>The true citizen knows that mind break is the ultimate form of love
>The true citizen knows that monster girls love him
>The true citizen knows that the Lilim princess loves him

>>27627120
Oh yeah well if she loves me so much then why doesn't she marry me?

Wings and colour left

>>27626973
>>27627093
These two could be combined

>>27620734
>>27621213
Selkie's Diner in Winterstown has outdoor picnic table seating that's White Horn friendly, along with heaters and umbrellas for colder days. Even Anubis and Ice Queen are known to stop by for a warm mug on a snowy day!

>>27627357
She wanted you to say those words

>Man singing “Movin’ Out” by Billy Joel as he walks into the middle of the desert, waiting for a Sandworm to claim him and save him from his everyday life

>>27624011
Wait, they cancelled it? When?

>>27627903
offically a couple of weeks back

>>27627903
A couple weeks back.
Cause Adult Swim a shit.

>>27628126
She looks short.

>>27595657
Echidna so that we can have all the rest as well. You wish you were big-brained like me

>>27622099
good cop/bad cop manticore tag team. One gives him face fulls of mane and nursing tail/paw jobs while other other milks the shit out of him.

Day of the portals is moments away, the large hadron collider is expected to be able to see a parallel universe in a few days. Everyone have their rape whistles ready?

>>27628287
>No more VB
>Just more Rick and Morty
Because embracing edgy nihilism has nw supplanted dealing with nihilism in a way that makes me smile. And clever references aren't apparently aren't as good as obvious references that are called out as being references.

would dragon girls do these weird growls like crocodiles do when they are looking for a mate

>>27628571
I could go for twins. A sadistic Manticore and her sweetly sadistic sister. They grab my arms and legs with their fluffy paws. One gives a bj while the other one attacks me from behind. Their tails latch on to my nips and teasingly suck away. The two work together to see what beautiful sounds I can make.

>>27628773
But Anon, P I C K L E R I C K

>>27627999
>>27628287
Damnit, I liked that show.

>>27629042
But how can you be making sounds when you're mouth is stuffed full of Manticore tit?

>>27629101
Many people did.

>>27629200
Their tails are on my nipples, and they're down by my waist

>>27629245
>people
Now that's a stretch

>>27622099
Manticore big sis finally decides to claim her otouto after seeing the other mamono in his school starting to hit on him

>>27629344
One of the cores' Cheshire friends were helping out

>>27600113
Build up your tolerance by electrocuting yourself at home so she leaves you alone. Until she sees your bruises

>>27627120
>The true citizen appreciates the demonic energy in the air that he breathes
I wonder how many people would try to block it out/prevent themselves from getting demonic energy by wearing face masks.

>>27629591
>>>/pol/
Fucking leave and never come back.

What nationality do you prefer your monoeyes?
>Tfw no asian monoeye gf.