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hololive
I love Haachama!
きtら・・・
fatsuri
Please watch my oshi's cooking stream!! You won't regret it!!
https://youtu.be/P4nRsnhynegHomo among us with subs
>>27652035this haachama captures the daughter experience far better than the loli and sexy ones do
CEO??
ぺこー好き!
Nene... stop pandering to spics...
I miss Kanatan!
I don't really follow Aki, how good of a cook is she?
Miosha!
I love Coco!
Putting my PP in the Tenshi!
>>27652050I am watching your oshi, she is very cute
>wasted imagesa pay cut for everyone
>>27652052
>>27652066at the level of choco
Live cooking yabaiIt would be a shame if the camera somehow flipped over and there was a face reveal
wud u fug ur drunk alcoholic aunt?
>>27652059She is SUPER nenechi, it's over for her.
>>27652052>doesn't include the moment where Shien kills Rikka in front of everyonewhy?
>>27652050yab
>>27652059she needs the low skill labor for cheaper than the standard rates in japan/the west.
okayu~nsomeone post greentext fags image so he fucks off for this thread
>>27652075fuck you bitch, you never gave us decent pay anyways
https://files.catbox.moe/d5nzs3.mp4
>>27652026Kanatan... your kusozake reps... that doesn't even look bad...
Nene likes it big...
I miss my dragon and deranged idols...
>CEO likes it big
>>27652094if the stars had decent editors they'd be at least half as popular as the girls
>>27652075Not happening.
Day 76 Thread #6 Please listen to Mikochi's My name is Elite: https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o
>>27652086There was the pot incident with Noel's roommate if I recall correctly.
>>27652102i got you senpai
Who fits the childhood friend archetype in hololive anyway
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1316211021627887616https://rkmusic.jp/release/IMAGINATION_vol3.htmlReminder that Watame get's to have a solo song and a duet with Ichika.
I'm feeling itI think I'm finally being let freeI only ever feel like watching Luna, Korone, and Marine nowadays
>>27652050AKIBURGER>>27652066Aki and Choco are both god tier cooks.
>>27652072COCO LOVE
I love Yukihana Lamy
Nene is asking her chat to help her choose which Iphone 12 to get
>>27652037
The ENs going onto the server wouldn't be nearly as fun as Moona on the server and people will refuse to accept this
>>27652129Matsuri, Haachama.
>>27652129matulo
>>27652050>>27652086Legit I had a dream an accidental face reveal happened last night.
>>27652129Fubuki.
>>27652150God I wish that were me.
>>27652150where did you get that picture of me
>>27652132Who the fuck is Ichika
Why are people getting excited in my oshi's chat about a potential yabai??
>>27652132who is doing a duet with Lulu?
MY LITTLE SISTER I LOVE YOUMY LITTLE ANGEL VERY VERY CUTEMY LITTLE SISTER I LOVE YOUDO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>>27652127god, she looks bad without the cat ears.
Jacking it with Subaru!
>>27652150delete this
>>27652064>>27652073>>27652115So Anons, how did you fell in love with Kanatan?
>>27652088yes but only in the butt
>>27652129subaw
post the super nenechi clip right now or you'll stub your toe when going to the bathroom
>>27652064amanekanatachpleasee respond>>27652073This picture is just so many kinds of lewd.
I love this menhera.
I love Subaru so much, she's really the cutest girl in the world.
She said the thing!
>>27652066Restaurant tier
>>27652174The one in the uper right based on the site.
>>27652150me on the right
>>27651255>motherfucker its you holy shit you still existI helped loop a pekorap clip yesterday for use as a goalhorn; likely would have offered to remix one myself if there weren't already plenty of them out there.
>>27652129Sora!
>>27652123Don't they always wear a face mask as well, just in case?
>Aki saying 'hi honey'
Does the japs get jelly when the girls start to talk in english to westchads
>>27652150は?
>>27652202Yes!! She did!!
>>27652132Matsuri and Patra are in, nice.
Friend...
im surprised people are watching akiwas she always this popular?
>>27652212im guessing you've moved on from horses now lol
>pink and orangeMy eyes are bleeding.
>>27652213Usually, yes.
Aki just called me Honey. Abayo nerds.
>>27652176im more surprised she decided to do it live since admittedly my only experience with cooking streams is with choco
>>27652182Fuck off.
Nothing like the original baby, I'll never forget Maringo
>>27652150fucking disgusting, get that ugly bastard shit away from here
>>27652059What a fucking chad spic
It's been 44 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for her.ALOE LOVE
>>27652190https://files.catbox.moe/07nqup.mp4
>>27652233She hasn't done a cooking stream in a while. Her old ones were all wiped out in the Holocaust.
>>27652190you had your chance
>>27652188She's far from my favorite holo, I just really want to ejaculate inside her
>>27652233Well, cooking streams are pretty fun
>>27652232So this is why she turns everyone down... She's already taken...
>>27652180Here's the song list.愛宮みるく ― 『スターラブレイション』周防パトラ ― 『ね~え?』鈴鹿詩子 ― 『気分上々』宗谷いちか ― 『GLAMOROUS SKY』角巻わため ― 『恋のつぼみ』鈴原るる ― 『そばかす』夏色まつり ― 『風吹けば恋』犬山たまき ― 『I WISH』愛宮みるく & 鈴鹿詩子 ― 『じょいふる』周防パトラ & 鈴原るる ― 『もってけ!セーラーふく』犬山たまき & 夏色まつり ― 『365日の紙飛行機』宗谷いちか & 角巻わため ― 『走れ!』
>>27652233The only alternatives are Noel and Nene, so the lesser of three evils
>>27652150Pekora yo...
Aki's reflection!
Aki beating my meat!
>>27652284im watching both aki and danchou
big size hambaga....
>>27652188I could write an entire essay but I'll just say I watched one of her early collabs with Suisei and the rest is history
>>27652059Nene spanish only stream soon.
>"Aki's numbers are declinging" doomposters>meanwhile, 5k people watching her cook a burger in the early morning
Sora... the age gap...
>>27652176because she had an accident before
>>27652278Me too, but I would probably walk away when she gives birth to my child
>Aki>Nene>AliceBLONDES RISE UP
Godwhy the fuck are cooking streams so stressful, the potential yabs
今日もかわいい!
>>27652265ALOE LOVE
>>27652066Good wife tier
Jesus christ aki's chat is moving way too fucking fast.
>>27652265So you came to bring a dead chuuba back.But how will you going to drag back her entire career?What will you sacrifice? Your body?
>>27652303>early morningit's 12:23pm
Isn't she putting the cheese on too early? The burger is still pink
Towa...please play Among Us with Polka...
>>27652303it's noon anon
reflection-san...onegai..
uh
>>27652265Have you subbed to her fanbox yet?
>>27652300The Tetris Towers collab?
>>27652294same, they volume levels are perfect together
>>27652299what is this halloween costume called? slutty onion?
Should I ask Noel to come to mexico?
>>27652341scum
can i be a ritualpeko?
>>27652303admittedly she kinda fluctuates around 2-6 k depending on content her utawakus are probably her most popular tho
>>27652129Sora, Subaru, Suisei, Ayame, Matsuri, Botan
I want to believe in a better world, one where Botan was allowed to have the little weed has her emojialso one where she kept doing her mushroom updates, i wonder if the feds got her
Waiting to see Aki's three chins again!
>>27652345Haha good joke very hard
BEEP BEEP
>>27652299I LOVE MY FAT WIFE
>>27652211me on the left
i remember when someone made that piss on the moon copypasta and mentioned akis japanese fanbase...bros i really wish it wasnt like that
aki your hair butt plugs are in the way
>Nene somehow looks worse in 1080p than 480pbitrate onegai
holy shit the retards trying to warn her saying "REFLECTION REFLECTION" in the chathow dumb do they think she is?
Aki slapping that meat
I'LL BE BACK!
Aki beating the meat!
>>27652345berry berry hardo
>>27652299Aqua makes my dick very vary haado
>>27652382
>>27652373I want this angry onion to run me over in a road rage incident.
>>27652358Sorry, what?
Any chocofags in here, want to know if she is worth watching or if just apex
>>27652382I mean...there are reflections on the stove she's usingshouldn't have chose a glass top
>>27652115I'm going to figure out how to buy her some custom-designed house clothes for her birthday.>>27652188It just kind of happened over the last half a year. I barely watched her earlier in the year other than the showcase streams most people probably watched.
>shes putting what is likely refrigerator cold ground beef into a cold panAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE TEACH THE HOLOS HOW TO COOK ITS KILLING ME
>>27652382She did reveal herself in a pan of oil once. Doubt she'll do it again.
>>27652358what happened to her mushroom?
YABAI
>>27652382My oshi is very smart!! I don't know what they're thinking!!
>>27652373Minato Aqua is a monky
>>27652406don't worry, she worked it with her hands for a while, they're her body temp now
TWO BIG MEAT HAMBAGA
>>27652303If a vtuber is getting less than 20k viewers they will retire
>>27652338I doubt she would do that again. She's cooking at a distance now and you can see how she stretches and doesn't even get her head above the camera.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316217287041400832Fubuki mommy?!
>>27652414how in the fuck do these motherfuckers still fucking warn her when she just lifted it off and showed that she couldnt be seen inthe reflection
>>27652347Ask her to come to the biblical promised land, also known as "Canaan" or now as the modern state of Israel.
>>27652422that is not how this works anon
>>27652414iPhone-san....onegai...
can't believe I just figured out that dekai is hueg
>>27652414I can't believe Aki was a pot all along
>>27652414Someone photoshop a reflection of her live2d model in there
>>27652414I can't believe Aki is actually a vampire...
>>27652414no... the shiniest stovetop I've ever seen...
>>27652412No idea, she hasn't given us an update on them for over a month
>>27652347>>27652439Why are you Spics like this?
>>27652382It actually happened before anon...
>>27652414Looks like a nothingburger to me
smashburger hololive when
>All these retards saying to add oil>Adding oil to ground beefI swear there is so many smooth brains. Lets add more fat to something already saturated with fat, sasuga.
>>27652382>Lot of people probably aware of the shitty wavy oil reflection of Aki's forehead last time>Bunch of secondary viewers showing up to see if it happens again>Aki masterfully dodges any reflections>Everyone sticks around for the whole video and sees Aki's master chef skills>More live viewers for AkiSausage, Aki.
>>27652132Watame and Matuli collab soon!
aki cooking? or haachama cooking?
>>27652447this is a new level of new
>>27652468CARLOOSSSSSSSS!
>>27652473considering she hasnt pre heated her pan and is using meat straight from the fridge she clearly doesnt know how to cook very well to begin with
Home3D Aki is pretty fucking cute
>>27652343Yeah, still one of my favorite collabs to date.
>>27652232
Just went to the virtual youtuber reddit for the first time and the top post is a numberfag post. Coincidence?
Giving Aki my Bigu Meato
>>27652457imagine Aki & Mel hit you with a simultaneous kapu
cmon nowno one in this thread knows how to cookstop pretending
>>27652473>>27652475They're trying to bait my oshi!! My oshi is too smart for them!!
Are japanese burgers any good?
Gee Aki, how come your mom let's you eat two burgers?
>>27652521No Coco fucking sucks
Flare...
>>27652502>fbk is the goslingposter
>>27652524It's for her husband
>>27652521they're basically meat loafs
>>27652502Fren...
>>27652530time passes sadly...
Seven fox, eight fox, nine fox, Fubuki~
>>27652524one is for me
>>27652514i can cook baller ass bacon, egg and sausage muffins, fuck having to get mcdonalds breakfast
>>27652497Her's is the only one that doesn't look creepy as fuck.
That's my meat Aki's cooking I'm about to be deeper inside her than you could ever hope to be don't be too jealous.
>>27652521Yes and I miss her.
That face on Aki...
>>27652530Pekora...
>>27652239Oh yeah, it's been like three or four years at this point.
I can't love her any more bros, I think I'm defective. It makes me wonder if I ever actually loved her. I might have to quit watching Vtubers in general.
>>27652325>>27652337consider that probably half of the current watchlist lives east from mongolia
aki can do it all
Can someone explain why "hamburgs" are a thing in japanIts like getting a burger and taking the patty out and throwing out the rest
>>27652559What is this expression meant to convey?
。。。
>>27652559The pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>27652530>>27652558Rushia...
>>27652560based. the 4cc would hate your guts if they ever hear you like hololive. they hate it so much lol
>>27652575its like meatloaf but not shit
Aki please...your burgs are boiling
>You'll never eat Aki's burgers
>>27652575Salisbury steak is great with some gravy.
>>27652575it's just salisbury / hamburg steak
FLIP THE BURGERS ALREADY YOU DUMB HALF-ELF
>>27652530>>27652558>>276525863rd Gen...
>>27652599she clearly cant fucking cook i dont want to
OK PIPI
>>27652565Consider that nobody cares about any timezones that aren't JST
>>27652575It’s pretty good with rice anon
>shark got 36k a daywhat the fuck? I thought she would slow down after 700k...
So oyaku or the cat is really fucking korones exhusband and festival has tried to rape several holos but is still a virgin and pekora is a shut in
>okay PP
>>27652608Let my oshi cook in peace!! She knows what she's doing!!
akiburger....
>THAT GREY ASS MEATNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AKI JUST HIRE ME LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK
I bet she is wearing a balaclava.
>>27652188I always watched her since the beginning because i love Suisei but only recently thanks to Coco sharing stories and talking about her all the damn time she went from “i’ll watch her once every 2 or 3 days” to “i want to watch every single second of content she makes”.It’s hard not to fall for her when all the holos i watch love her too.KanaTowa 3D... onegai
Why turn it off to flip them?Aki, please...
>>27652562>I think I'm defectiveYeah schizophrenia is a defect
Whats the best sauce to put on hamburgs?
>>27652132As a newfag, what is this, and how important is it?
>>27652127Not him but it's not hard to post the image again you know
>>27652602>yellow supachalmao
>>27652651toymys
I'm going to be real here, I would PROBABLY eat my "hamburg" or whatever it is just to make Aki happy. But this is really not the level of cooking I would expect from a domestic housewife.
>>27652651ketchup
https://youtu.be/CSoemYI-3ZYLook at this attempt of NijiEN, one day they will get it right.When Gura has 2mi subs prob.
>>27652414
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMONG US!https://youtu.be/erweyYJ4CGk
NOOO
>>27652565>eastwest, fucking 5am brain
>ywn hug Aki from behind as she cooks you a hamburg steak
>>27652651Ranch.
I wanna taste Aki's beef
>>27652651onion sauce
>>27652562Stop listening to the voices inside your head and take your meds, Anon.
>>27652651>mix ketchup, mayo, finely processed relish, and smoked paprikacongratulations you have a basic "secret sauce" from every burger chain
>>27652651hot sauce
>>27652651Love.
>>27652679...i want it the other way around
>>27652588ruhmao. Might have to have some fun with that if I have the time.
>>27652690Can I leave the ketchup out?, I don't like ketchup.
>>27652670Anons said she was Choco lv, I can't see it.
>>27652674>>27652676nice timing
YAB
>>27652612>>27652586is her nerco powers going out of control or something
>>27652102I takes less that 5 seconds to open the image in paint and randomly click a black pixel somewhere to change the image.
>>27652674>>27652676Please don't scare me...!!
>>27652690I just mix in the pickle juice and that works too
>>27652710you cant taste it. it blends into the other flavors and adds acidity and sweetness.
>>27652710it doesn't taste like ketchup
>>27652674>>27652676Yab.
Rushia keep being exceptionally charming and cute!
>>27652652>>27652686It's not schizophrenia it's just trust issuesI wish I would have picked a more reliable "oshi" who wouldn't give me depressive episodes.
>>276526517:3 ratio of mayo and ketchup
>>27652680It really rocks.
>>27652374Onahole
>>27652674>>27652676HURRY TELL AKI TO DELETE THE ARCHIVE
>tfw no amazing singing cooking wife
What's with her jihad against pineapple? It's a good fruit...
>No pineappleMy oshi has excellent taste!!
>>27652674DELETE THIS
>>27652731who even is your oshi
Aki your cooking is so nasty but this pussy game ridiculous
grilled pineapple on a borg is really good, aki is missing out
be honest, have you ever kissed a girl before?
>>27652731I think I know who your oshi is but I'm gonna ask regardless. Who is your oshi, anon?
>>27652676no fucking way
>>27652731who's our oshi>inb4 festival
>>27652651worcestershire sauce mixed with ketchup
>>27652731>he picked his oshi
I want to drink Aki's cream...
>>27652769I go on 4chan, obviously not.
Commit warcrimes with my oshi please.
Did anyone screen grab her glitched out sideways half off screen
>>27652575Grindkopp...
today's Mikoti's big return to the office! the girls are gong to be so happy!
>>27652769Nope
>>27652758Yab
flares pizza is gone
Noel's brain works in mysterious ways
>>27652769no I'm a kissless virgin and I never leave the house.
>>27652769yeah but only on the cheek
>>27652769Yeah, I kissed my Mother's and my little sister's forehead back when I still lived with them.
>>27652769yes
>>27652769i got into hololive mesugaki simulator because i dont have it anymore
>>27652769Nope!
>>27652715More like the metaphor of time taking away the people you treasure, anon.Remind me of my grandpa on both sides of the family passing away several years ago. I love them dearly but never had much time to spend with them and I regret that shit to this day.
>>27652562Rushia fan?
>>27652785
I didn't want to believe the rumors, but this confirms it
>>27652651I personally do>1 tb of mayonnaise>1 tsp of sriracha>1 tsp spicy mustardthe end result is just a imitation of bloomin' onion sauceor i mix gochujang with some ketchup and honey
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DRINK 3 CANS OF STRONG ZERO IN ROW
>>27652789All the girls welcoming Miko backImagine
>>27652767THE Menhera>>27652771Festival sounds like fun she's clingy.>>27652775If I picked her I wouldn't be having this problem, now would I?
Still can't buy shit on the Nissin site jesus fuck they clearly underestimated how many Holofans are buying this
Aki jerking you off
>>27652651mustard
>>27652731Faggot just watch the content and support the creator, stop being a parasocial schizo troglodyte
>>27652265ALOE LOVE!
>>27652769I've had sex but never made out.
>>27652769yes, multiple times, but only with one girl and never again
>>27652769Yes, but it's been 5 years since I've did it, also one time I was fucking wasted.
ring fit streams paying off for aki
>>27652651Anyone that didn't reply mustard is gay.
why's the CEO trespassing Flare's property?
<span class="sjis">Aki im gonna cum ![/spoiler]
>>27652577>>27652785
>>27652756Amazing singing, cooking wife? You should probably clarify further since her cooking is far from "amazing"
>>27652769Of course, maybe like thrice?
>>27652769of course.
>>27652789Mikochi! I hope there will be an announcement of her return soon!
>>27652769Yes, in seventh grade cause she was dared to
I might have to start fapping to Aki's stream...
Aki's panting...
Aki slow down!
>>27652856nobody puts mustard on hamburgsit's not a fucking burger
this is getting kinda lewd
NOEL IT'S A FUCKING OPAL
Somehow I want to see Holos play chess
Aki...
she knows what she's doing
>>27652769Yes with my cousin, but still counts right?
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316221263010918400
>>27652769I kiss my oshi everytime I see her on screen yes
>>27652758YAB
>>27652769Yes
Aki... You succubus.
>>27652769Several times, yes. Unfortunately multiple girlfriends as a teenager didn't save me from becoming a loser who watches Hololive.
I'm too horny and drunk for this Aki
>>27652898https://youtu.be/erweyYJ4CGk
>>27652887the only holos who tried are homos and they were completely clueless despite shogi being basically teh same
I just eat burgers with mustard, ketchup and cheese. thats how cheeseburger goes
I can't believe 6500 people tuned in to watch Aki jerk off a milk bottle.
>>27652887Yeah, but hear this: How about they play 5D chess with time travel?
My oshi is getting very lewd...!!
/jp/..........
>>27652898among us arc is finally beginning, fuck yes.
>>27652877I put mustard on everything like a real man.
>https://mobile.twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316221263010918400It begins
>>27652838The content offered by most of them is literally just parasocial girlfriend simulator. I can't see any other reason to watch vtubers.
Why is Nene putting fish in Flare's pool?What the fuck is the CEO up to?
>>27652887but luna is playing 5d chess right now?
>>27652913finally, a holo with a clue about new games
>>27652931Who will have the first big yab of the among us arc?
She managed to make a fucking cook stream lewd, impressive
>>27652769Lost count, kissed two girls at the same time as well, multiple times with different ones as well. No, I am not some kind of Chad, I just went to college
>>27652929AAAAAAAAAAA
>>27652824My condolences Anon.
Korone was, is and always be the best
>>27652943A housewarming giftDo your reps
>>27652434FBK...
What the fuck is she shaking so much?
>>27652887HoloEN Kiara and Amelia played chess in their latest collab together. It was a beautiful disaster and Kiara suggested a Holo chess tournament
>>27652341I will once she releases a new song or cover the instead of crying about her daddy issues
Why do japs make hamburger steak but not hamburgers on buns? Cheeseburgers are the single greatest American invention
>>27652769Literally once when I was a freshman in college, I also lost my virginity that day. it was my first and only time
>>27652949Polka, then they'll only play it during members streams
PP OK!
>>27652975bread isnt their thing, atleast those kinds of buns
>>27652965is this an obscure gosling post?
>pp? ok pp!>starts shaking againAH FUCK IM GONNA IM GONNA.......CUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY
>>27652818TELL ME LIES TODD
Nene is committing animal abuse
>PP ok? PP
>>27652887herehttps://youtu.be/MK4YT7lUyIo
>>27652414KAKAROT
>>27652877I tried dijon mustard one time on mine and it was fucking glorious.
>>27652965Hahaha she can be anyone guys.
Loco moco > hambagaa steak
Nene what the FUCK
Nene...
>when you realize the reason the other holos don't do cooking streams is because they're all women who don't know how to cook because they eat nothing but instant ramen
>>27652824If your oshi is making you feel like that, then it's time to distance yourself
>>27652769Surveyposting this early. Fuck off.
Is... is Nene retarded?
Nenechamaa..
Nene what the fuck did you do
Nene just fucked up yet again
>>27652975<span class="sjis">japanese diet already full of riceno need for additional carbamerican hambuger bun not really japanese thingjapanese like rice bun if want traditional hamburger[/spoiler]
CEO...
Thinken' about Sora
NENECHAMA!
Sasuga supernenechi
>>27653013aki is proving she doesnt know how to cook very clearly right now
onii-chan I saw a rrat in the kitchen
aki knows exactly what she is doing
>>27652969My secret sauce container.
>>27652898and so it begins
Nene....
>>27652887Literally just happened yesterday morning, but it was ENs.
>>27652997Do NOT watch this chess game, its fucking cursed.
KITA
WTH Aki
>>27652824>THE Menherathat doesn't narrow it down much anon
>>27652050
Nene is like a kid who suddenly flooded the house and is scrambling to fix everything before dad comes back.
>>27653043ogey ill go take care of it
What is this CEO doing, I don't understand.
>Tried to put fish into the heated pool in Polka's room and ended up flooding the floorAnother exploit to add to the CEO's list of heroics
Will it be harder to snipe Polka's game since her audience is larger compare to homos?
>>27653043ogey, i'll grab my rrat poissonplease go back to your bed pekora
>>27652941Retard, it's YOU who developed parasocial bullshit. Take your meds and seek therapy, you have personality issues. Don't shift the blame on others
>>27653043ogey
Would you eat Aki's homemade butter?
Was flooding the gen5 house part of her business plan
>>27653030bro you're typing is all retarded
>>27652901pure anon...
>>27653013Someone post THE CHART
Nenecchi no!
>>27652997no other chess match shall top this one
>>27653057What happen?
>>27653086<span class="sjis">it's "your" wwww[/spoiler]
>>27653043
>>27653083Yes, she's too enthused about it not to.
>>27653033Sora!
>>27653083after all of that she has plenty of my homemade butter
>>27652769Yes, she was a shortstack tomboy who looked like Subaru.
Jesus Aki what the hell is this
>>27653013they probably also order takeout!!
>>27653077>What is this CEO doing...her best.
>>27653107stop
>>27652769fuck no. I hugged one once in junior high, though
>>27652941It's entertainment, nobody would say it's parasocial boyfriend simulator when I watch a male youtuber. You're literally just insecure if you think like that.
Hey hlg hypothetically if gura said shark fin soup a traditional Chinese cuisine was weird and she later took down the archive what are the odds the chinks are haveing a nuclear meltdown and that’s the reason why
>>27653107using sjis for normal typing doesnt make you cool faggot
>>27652769only 7 that’s pretty much it
>>27652970That's a good idea actually.
>FBK doing Among us right after PolkaGuess we're entering the hololive among us arc.
>>27653013Uber eats for life babyyy
>>27653120<span class="sjis">黙れバカ[/spoiler]
>>27653129nah, the fins literally tastes of nothing, and most places don't even use real shark fins anymore
>>27653123Where's my parasocial boyfriend simulator...
>tfw treat the holo parasocially but know i'll never meet them irl so it doesnt make me freak outfeels good
>>27653101nothing, just heavy shaking and panting and kitaaa ensued
>>27653148Coco...
>>27653013Hey at least my oshi knows how to bake cookies!
noooooooo
>>27653013watame is a good cook though...with chips
>grey as fuck meat>has been in the pan for like 20 fucking minutes - its overdone as fuck>breaking apart at the touchchrist someone help this girl cook
Well the homo lost their one niche...
>>27653130let them have fun by making people think there's actual people who live in japan here
>>27653043Ogey, I saw one too, it was YOU DRINKING MY GODDAMN MILK YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>ywn be a hambaga getting cut apart by aki with a spoonwhy even live
overcooked I ain't eating that shit
>>27653085OF COURSHE aru
>>27653079Yes.
She just cut the meat in half to check. AHHHHHHHHHH. She's never gonna touch the kitchen in my house.
The burgers are overcooked.
>>27653165>when she was going to start the trend but fell for the "it will reveal your ip" lieFeels, so very very bad, man
It's well done...
>Metal on TeflonAki.....
>>27653013Luna cooks tho
>>27653165what if Coco is on FBK's game today but using a different name
>Fubuki would rather play Among Us by herself than play with PolkaOh dear
>>27653129doubtchina has no power over shark
>>27653202it's not a fucking burger
>>27653186imagine luna cooking cookies
>>27653199>being this elitist over homecooking
>>27653129Shark fin soup IS fucking weird. It's the same sort of cultural nonsense thats led to shit like powdered rhino horn and tiger wang, pangolin meat and FUCKING BAT MEAT.
>>27653215She'd add mayo.
>>27653041How, it's looking really well, and damn it I'm fucking hungry too.
anons with girlfriends, do you get your girlfriend to cosplay as a holo girl when having sex?
>>27653165She's probably been playing Ark by herself or off stream with the others. Notice since her suspension that NO ONE in hololive is stream Ark.
>>27652998
>>27653207looks like plastic to me
>>27653190At least one spic actually lives in japan.
>Do you know those magic words? It's Omarun, so it's fine.Classic Nene.
>>27653129Isn't shark fins just mostly cartilage?
>>27653207The coating is good for you idiot, it's supposed to come off in the food for added flavor.
>>27653215I want Luna to make me a yummy cake.
>>27652975japs would have a heart attack if they visited americathe place in this webm is 10 minutes from my housei go there every couple of weeks
>>27653214I mean the archive is down and it’s more reasonable then half the other narratives I got
I am so glad Aki isn't my oshi
>>27653217Home cooking doesn't mean shit cooking.
>>27653213It's a burger, no one would add cheese to hamburg, that's fucking insane.
>>27653013since melposter isnt here it seems, let me remind you of her cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIaCcbFJ_8
So I been away for like 2 days, did Luna finally replied to Matsuri?
>>27653225read >>27653186
>>27653211Nah or you play with at least 8 people or just play solo.
Botan about to come back to a flooded house
>>27653211My friend is a lone fox, she does what she wants when she wants.
I dunno about this.
>11k viewersSUPAAAAA NENECHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
is that american cheese
>>27653226Yes, mine cosplays as Matsuri and calls me "onii-san"
>>27653268if people can add cheese to ramen, they can add cheese to anything
Just put a layer of blocks on top of it to get rid of the water, retarded ceo
>>27653210She'll be the one named West Tie Won
I remember hearing that a lot of eastern people can't eat less than medium to well beef. It certainly tracks with all the fuckin asians that went to the restaurant I worked at ordering everything well done
>>27653274no
>>27653286SUUUPAA AIDORU
>>27653257Fuck this webm always makes me uncomfortable like I need to start cutting again
>>27653043rrat's are outside, mmice are inside, you dumb imouto
>>27653290She showed it earlier. Kraft singles.
>>27653013uhh havent you tasted haachama cooking before?
>The year is 2022.>Matsuri is streaming>Constant 0 viewers for 5 days straight>She reveals her face and promptly ends the stream >She quits Hololive
>>27653226typically my mother doesn’t like dressing up
>>27653253all the sugar in that cake...mmmm>>27653257they would hate the garguilo burger: a roast beef cheese burger w/onions, and its so damn good
>>27653290I doubt you can get actual american cheese outside of america. Its probably kraft crap
seeing aki has reminded me ive never actually ate a formal steak before in my life
>>27653233She at least will return in time for the Among US collab, everyone will just play the first games solo.
I take it back I would not fucking eat what Aki has on that plate, I'm not even sure what the fuck it is.
>>27653257Look, a little butter can enhance a bunch of dishes. But there comes a point where you have to admit you've gone too far.
>>27652341Can I expect anything lewd if I sub to her fanbox?She IS providing something, right?
>>27653311That’s not how rrodents work
Ill just throw these through deepL and correct some of the grammar myself since japan =/= english61 years huh. Captain's an old woman now, but you're all so young...'Elves have a long life expectancy. And there's a reason they have to live so long.I'm all grown up now peko-yo~Peko-chan you sure have grown up.I'm sure Noel is looking out for you, too, right?The bond between sankisei, no matter how much time has passed, is absolute.
>>27653226The costumes are really complex, unless you are planning on wearing them to some con, there is no way it's sane to make one just for sex
>>27653257>half a stick of butter just slapped on a burgerFor what fucking purpose because it sure as shit isn't taste you'd fucking gag on that shit.
>>27653302dude they literally eat raw shit all the fucking time
Korone really need to do something special in the next 3 days or it's over, I highly doubt Fubuki among Us will give her any boost, Korone on the other hand might get another blow up, come on Korone, you can do it!
>>27653270Mel...I need more shitposting content from you...
>>27653290according to j-vloggers, most cheese in japan fucking sucks compared to eu
since archives are down, does anyone have the "sexy and bunny and girl" clip from pekora's GOI stream?
>>27653311I have rrats in my houseI don't kill them because we've made a blood pact.
>>27653186it's ok to be an animal that likes to eat shit raw, but you don't necessarily need to announce it
>>27653274She liked a image of her kissing matsuri.
>>27653359I'm guessing those vloggers are europs
>>27653322You forgot she rapes a child live on stream then quits
>>27653257holy shit
>>27653342Pekora. the ribbon suits you better.At my age, I'm not too comfortable with ponytails. Ruu-chan looks good in that hat, too.I'm going to go make a headstone, you two.Okay, peko.Okay, nanodesu.Lets go out on the sea since its been such a long time.Agreed!I have no problem with that either.
Fucking americans stop posting food
>>27653322Matsurisu are as mentally ill as Matsuri herself. She could literally murder someone and they still wouldn't abandon her.
>>27652769yes, if my little sister counts
>>27653305Thats's kinda sad, her video is really sweet.
>>27653262And checking the meat doesn't mean shit cooking. Shut the fuck up your comment is worthless. No-one here gives a shit about your delusion that Aki would ever set foot in your house.
>>27653272Eh, at least it's edible and I would eat it gladly, even if I ended in ER.I wouldn't touch Haachama's cooking even if she paid me.
>>27653337At most you'll get some original song eventually.
>>27653337Yes, a once a month raffle where you get 30 minutes alone with her in a seedy love hotel
>>27653257I'm getting heartburn from just watching it, anon
Nene... please raise your bitrate
and done!
>>27653345>makeCan't you just buy premade ones?
Is it time for the "Americans try to pretend they're experts on cooking" timeloop already?
>>27653384>supporting your oshi makes you mentally illSugoi
>>27652769Does my younger sister counts?
>>27653381No...e...le.........?Flare!Don't...cry............Pekora......... Lets send her off easy....un.What's...wrong....?Thank you very much, Flare. You can go and rest now.'Thank you for 300 years of service. Thank you so much, Futan.U...n.........
>>27653381pain, peko
>>27653370theres a difference between well done and over done retard
>>27653302Asians eat anything raw. Also a lot of food are steamed. They eat both in the extremes.
>>27653336>>27653346buy some unsalted butter and melt it. then drink it. it tastes good. you likely get the salted butter which tastes icky.
>>27653275So if they get the holos for a Among Us collab, who should join?
>>27653274No, but Matsuri apologised in her roommate account for feeding narratives.
>>27653330Pop your cherry by going to an expensive steak house for your birthday and treat yourself.
>>27653410home made butter and unmelted cheeseI'm conflicted
>>27653415We are sorry about it
Two foxes planning to play Among Us... I'm guessing they're saving the collab for Haachama and Coco's return.
>>27653322If you think l*yger is ever gonna move on you are out of your mind.
>>27653342>>27653381>>27653422i cant look at these without Bad Apple starting to play in my head
I'm going to pull an "uberman" so I can watch Polka and FBK among us.
>>27652150I hate this picture and most of all, I hate you for posting it
>>27653410Aki needs to stop using whatever photo mode this is. The colors remind me of Towa's radioactive veggies.
>>27653422see>>27652530>>27652558>>27652586>>27652612Ruu-chan, Look forward-peko."...... PekoraDon't stay behind me forever, stand in front of Pekora. If it's your back, Pekora will push you from the back!...oh.(Ruu-chan, don't give up. We will meet again for sure.)"......... Peko.....ra??
>>27653430>buy some unsalted butter and melt it. then drink it.
1000 ARS says Aki gets sick after this and has to take a break for a while.
so when will we have a series where the holos teach haachama how to cook?
>>27653410>grey meat>unmelted slice of kraft cheese
>>27653411Huh, do they sell Hololive costumes in Japan?
>ends stream just as botan is getting onn-narratives?
>>27653471meat isn't supposed to be grilled till it's charcoal, anon
Looks good and she's so happy about it. Would eat/10
Isn't among us just a project winter wannabe? Why are people so hyped about games they've played many times before?
>>27653302???Beef sushi exists dude
Akichama...
>>27653410Nauseated Face
>>27653459is rushia eternally young?
>>27652150me on the left
>>27653430>americans literally drink butterYou can't make this shit up.
>>27653410>veggieseww
>>27653430>buy some unsalted butter and melt itno nigger i use unsalted butter all the time and would literally never use that much outside of making a dish like chicken makhni which is literally called BUTTER CHICKEN
>>27653199What’s wrong with that?
>>27653013>they eat nothing but instant curryFTFY
>>27653257>Just put fucking BUTTER on burgers
>>27653423ye, 'well done' is something you never heard from your family and 'over done' is your continued posting on this topic
My balls are filled to the brim waiting for Haachama ASMR.At this point if she whispers "you dirty pig" I would explode.
>>27653410This would fit right in on /ck/.
>>27653389>Anon takes away that the point was about having Aki in the house.These are the anons that you share a thread with.
>>27653430Even as a fat fuck, I would probably vomit if I did that.No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjMIorwG40 Roberu
>>27653466Why would she get sick?
Loli FBK
>>27653483>make a massive yab fuck-up>Botan is about to log-in and find out you were responsibleWould you really want to be around to get scolded?
It's not the quality of the meal, it's that it was made for you. Now shut the fuck up and eat your burger.
>>27653512You lose the juiciness and you shouldn't need to if you know what you're doing. Not that big a deal especially if you're cooking for yourself but not ideal either
why are the girls copying the stars?they don't get to play among us
>>27653523The return stream is going to be amazing.
toire
>>27653488Viewer participation?
Is Holocraft server vanilla one?
Let's go WC!!! > toiredo your break rweps nene
>>27653410if you eat ground beef pink, seek helpUnless you freshly ground it.
>>27653459Could you please share the artist?
>>27653538fuck you, nick
>>27653430Do americans really?
>>27653523What if she streams it on Nov. 1st?
>>27653257jesus christ why are Americans like this
Rushia singing me to sleep
Is it just me or noel's angry face just makes her look cuter because of her mouth shape.
>>27653430What the fuckDo Americans really?
>>27653419Only if includes tongue.
>>27653523>>27653548fucking cunts dont make me want to fap to haachama
>>27653342>>27653381>>27653422I came here to be happy, not to have feels
>>27653559https://twitter.com/yasagi_lapin28/status/1313316719587336200
>>27653497Necromancers tend to be undying
I don't approve of how much Nene uses God's name in vain.
It was a bad idea to watch Aki cooking and read the threads when it's talking about food
aki-chan likes it and that's all that matters...
>>27653430
>>27653538this
>>27653549cant believe she fucking called out the Menhera like that
This is my first time eating with a girl, and it's actually making me kinda blush
>>27653572Her latest utawaku? How was it?
>>27653257This is a fucking deep south thing isn't it?
Otakus don't know how to cookshut upthat being said, most young fuckers in japan don't even know how to make rice
>>27653488Viewer participation and it's super fast and condensed compared to project winter.
>>27653559https://twitter.com/yasagi_lapin28That's their twitter.Had some interesting fanfic idea on there such as Noel vs Rushia who revived Flare as a ghoul
>>27653466>>27653471Today i learned anons know about as much as Haachama when it comes to cooking.
her ghost shall haunt these threads forever
I can’t believe matsuri is gonna get NTRed by FBK already https://mobile.twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316201659215671297
Grilled meat is the patrician choice for hamburger.
>>27653616no. Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
>>27653538I mean, just give me a little HP sauce I wouldn't care how overcooked it is.
>>27653497well if she's a necromancer that lives for a few hundred years, she's probably made a phylactery at that point especially given her superchat income!
>>27653558It's just filters, that meat is well-done as shit after nearly half an hour of cooking
>>27653384If refusing to abandon your Nakama makes you mentally ill, then call me a schizo!
>>27653554>>27653619Right I didn't think of that, I mostly noticed the people wanting holos to play it with each other and thought it's just more of the same thing.
how could anyone hate the festival?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXAw6zmgso
>>27653430>drinking butterfuck that shit i drink gravy
>>27653625>unironically defending putting cold meat into a cold pan and letting it cook for 20 minutes before putting a slice of processed dairy product over top and calling it cooking
>>27653430Why are Americans like this
lmao all this salt over butter
>>27653638she revives the fandeads after they die and force them to work for eternity so they can continue to SC her
>>27653574Yes, it's very cute she calls it the "chestnut mouth"
>>27653471>unmeltedOpen your eyes anonchama.
>>27653430holy shit why do you fuckers do this to yourself?
>>27653615Still forming an opinion. She's probably middle of the pack for voice in terms of Hololive girls, she's not bad like Noel or Coco but she's nowhere near Suisei or Towa.She's really cute though.
is aki just a reincarnated boomer?
Nene summoning the Spics
>>27653574youre not alone>>27653257i love disgustingly unhealthy shit, but that just looks gross man. its literally a fucking soup sandwhich
>>27653614>first time eating with a girlHow? Did you got to an all boys school? Home-schooled? How is it possible to never have eaten with a girl?
>>27653430how have americans not gone extinct yet
>>27653542Juiciness is a meme. Meat juices aren't delicious.I cut all of my store bought patties in half horizontally and have crispy burgers. Or just make smash burgers.
I literally cannot comprehend why everyone is (You)ing me. Where I come from cheese and butter is a way of life. Our fridge always has cartons of butter and cheese.
>>27653676thats more of a southern thing. you literally dont see this shit in places like arizona or the east coast
>>27653430do ketards really?
Considering the holos know jack shit about cooking, could you cook for them a healthy meal everyday?I'm confident in my cooking skills, but I don't have much in my menu, I would really like to try new stuff.
any of the girls play phasmophobia
I still don't get what's stopping insects from joining and spamming pro-chink propaganda in game chat.Or worse, "Taiwan"
CEO has truly gone global. It's over.
>>27653663>4chan filenameGood try anonchama
its hamburger steak not a hamburger you retards
>>27653430I'm so sick of coming here and seeing you fucks expose your degeneracy proudly just don't post next time this is as bad as the dogfucker / footfag
>>27653714decency
>>27653663>>>/hlgg/
>>27653430I've heard of ultramarathon runners doing this for calories, but anon...
>>27653574chestnut mouth, made for cute smooches
>>27653430Technically coffee with butter exist. And is pretty delicous.
>>27653712i dont like cooking for other people
>>27653257I-Is it good?
>>27652651BBQ or Sriracha Mustard
>>27653663>he has to live in his mother's atticRUMAO RUMAOAnd of course he watches fucking chicken
ok...I'M REALLY FUCKING READY FOR XENOBLADE ARC TO BE OVER NOW
>>27653712No, but In like 99% certain I could cook Rice better than Aqua.
>>27653712hey i can cook like bagels or some shit so i do fine on my own. Just know the basics and you should be fine at least. You know how to heat up a barbeque right anon?>>27653430why are you guys like this?
>tfw its been a decade since someone's cooked me a meal Please marry me Aki
>>27653712Yes, I was taught how to cook things from the creek and yard as a kid.So I can cook actual vegetables and meat pretty easily.
>>27652283The only kfk I know is the chatmochy one which I highly doubt a Vtuber would ever sing so is this a new original song or some obscure but popular song?
>>27653663nigger what are you doing
>>27653745Yes, very. I haven't gone that much recently because of Covid. It's just a butter burger not sure why everyone finds it so shocking.
Anyone knows where to get the movie we might finally watch with Korone tonight?
Has Rushia mentioned what she'll be streaming in 5 hours?
>>27653712im too scared to use a stove/oven
>>27653729>expecting human decencyCOME TO BRAZIlTAIWAN NUMBA ONE
>>27653712you need to try out something new every week anon
>>27653729>insects>decency
>>27653013That didn't stop Haachama from doing so
>>27653699During lunch I would hide in the library and starve until after school >Aki feeds youSo that's what it feels like...
>>27653660>Thinks grey coloured meat with average caramelisation of the surface is undercooked.Pls go to chef classes anon.
>>27653788the stars' fans managed to behave
>your favorite holo>your favorite piece of extremist political literature
>>27653778id understand if the portion was cheese but not fucking butter
>>27653712> could you cook for them a healthy meal everyday?No, I'd prepare Aqua some tendies though.
>>27653663Nig...do you live in the attic and EAT BUTTER?!?!? Fucking subhumans.....I'm out.
>>27653783What's it called?
>>27653789No, Rushia is an inconsiderate bitch why would she bother doing that
>>27653712Of course. Anyone who couldn't would teach themselves quickly because cooking is actually not THAT difficult (especially compared to learning Japanese) and if you love her you'll take care of her.
>>27653712probably, i cooked a full thanksgiving dinner yesterday alone
>>27653614that's cute anon
>>27653806literally who said it was undercooked retard
Nenene...
>>27653729>bugmen>decency
>>27653811polkaanatomy of the state (isn't extremist at all)
>>27653811the one you posteddeath of the west by pat buchanan
housewife astel...
>>27653817https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1316052902843043841
>>27653712i only know how to make pasta
>>27653811MikoPolitical lit is garbage
>>27653458remember towa's cum milk oil as well?
America deserves at least 50 nukes for their horrible cooking.
>>27653811SoraFor My Legionaries
>>27653013Noel gets Uber Eats like twice a day but her roommate still does cooking streams
>>27653488Among Us came out a year before Project Winter
WHYS IT CALLED HAACHAMA COOKING? THERES NO HAACHAMA, AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT COOKING
>>27653811>shitposting with the cat is a thing nowI understood Peko, Towa and Watame because they were popular in these threads but what the fuck are you doing?
>>27653809The Stars have like 2000 viewers tops, they're a niche interest. I'm not saying that's a bad thing but it means their viewers are less likely to be shit. Polka might be fine but I think FBK is going to get FUCKED if she does open viewer participation. She might even get fucked by member-only since chinks had no problem membering Coco to shitpost in her chat.
>>27653712yes, cooking at a reasonable level is easy as fuck. you just have to be able to follow basic instructions
pineapple is enemy naaaaa
>>27653838>>27653840yabai ceo...
>>27653013I sometimes fear for the future. We live in an age where the cooking instructions on anything in a box/bag is on the back of it.Cooking has never been any easier than it has been now. It's as simple as following timed instructions, even if it's your first time, you time everything then like the box says to do, or if youre really scared, just watch a video.
>5th gen server is offlineDid Botan finally shut it off?
>>27653838>>27653840Néne...
>>27653663please tell me you just climbed into your attack with a bucket of butter to make this shitpost and you don't actually live like this
>>27653013Are there someone that can cook in Hololive?
Why does nene like spics so much....
>>27653861Other countries have shitty food so they can sit on their ass and not gain weight.America has incredible food that makes you work for it. If you want to remain fit, you have to workout.
More Aki Ringo Fit.
Frankly I don't trust what anyone here says about cooking after all the retarded shit I've seen you people say about eggs.
Is Coco and Hachama coming back this coming weekend? I haven’t been keeping track, but EN hit their first month milestone and they got exiled soon after debut.
>>27653891>attack
>>27653875They tried to use Luna hard yesterday...
>>27653838>>27653840Confirmed shotacon
>>27653838>>27653840The ying yang of the CEO
>>27653488werewolf games are all project winter knock offs...
>>27653393in nature?
>>27653811>Matsuri>The Holy Bible
>>27653849I guess it's this? https://rarbg.to/torrent/emcwsup
>>27653861how about you come over here and teach us sweetie?
>>27653641And that's good.
>>27652769Yes. Nothing special since I didn't have any love feelings for them. I'd cut my tongue off if I were able to kiss the lips of my oshi, though
>>27653861Do not take the butter-degenerate as a representative of US cuisine. Theres plenty of good shit here.
>>27653859Please make fun of Towa instead of my jizz.
>>27653849oh God why does she want to watch that
>>27653838>>27653840Welcome Nene, 1st member of HoloES.
>>27653897stupid attracts stupid
>>27653900She'll need it after all that butter
>>27653811PekoraMein Kampf
Aki should try pineapple ala brasileiro
>>27653903yes
>>27653663>lmao all this salt over butter>posts a pic that doesnt contain any actual butterwhat did he mean by this?
MIO MOMMY COOKING
>>27653811AquaI don't read any of that gay shit
requesting that "I went to mexico and now i'm pregnant" draw meme with nene
>>27653901Can you bake eggs tho
>>27653680Actually a isekai'd boomer.
>>27653663holy shitamericans live in the attic and eat flavored oil by the spoonfuls
>>27653811MoriWhite fragility
>>27653805Damn, anon, I feel bad for you. I hope you are doing better mentally nowadays
>>27653910Obvious bait but heres a (you)
>>27653488Have Pewdiepie played Project Winter? There you go.
>>27653901What happened with eggs?
>>27653811AkuaThe Very Hungry Caterpillar
>>27653861The butter webm is not from america.
Would you for your oshi?
>>27653944Eggs are literally like the #3 in all of baking, after flour and milk, anonchama
Mio!
>>27653811TowaThe Decline of the West...: Perspectives of world-history
I'm confused, are Polka and fbk playing among us by themselves (as in not collabing)? Don't you need to communicate through voice with everyone you're playing with? So they're just gonna be talking with strangers. I've never played the game
>>276527693 by the time i was 7yo. None 18 years later.
>>27653811HaachamaMein Kampf
>>27653992I mean.Bake/roast whole, uncracked egg, in an oven.
>>27653944Quiche
>>27653811KoroneI dont read anything other than manga
>>27653866that slightly chubby belly in roommate vidsHNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHH
>>27653811KoronePedagogy of the Oppressed by Paulo Friere
>>27653998there's a text chat built in game
>>27653998havent you seen the holostars playthrough with viewers? they communicate via in-game chat
>>27653931NO PINEAPPLE
>>27653998Not voice chat, just regular text chat what prompts whenever a body is discovered or the button is pressed.
>>27653875blame greentextfag
>>27653680200 year old JK space half-elf implied royalty isekai'ed from another world
>>27653866Her approach to cooking is the same to singing, she isn't good but she's still going to do because she likes it, honestly a good outlook on life
>>27653381I just noticed Rushia is wearing Marine's hat
honestly, text chat is way better than voice chat
>>27653897Bleach.
>>27654028>havent you seen the holostars
You ready for festival and FBK to throw down over one girl
>Rushia just screaming at the top of her lungs in between songs instead of singingYep, this is the Rushia I know and love.
>>27653013Luna cooks a lot tho, but her cooking streams are members only. she is not only the Takoyaki princess, she does a lot of other stuff
>>27653967thanks bro
>>27654062I'm ready for the JP-EN Among Us collab.
>>27652769>visited my parent's shithole country as a teen>local girls hear that I live in a 1st world country>many try to seduce me in hopes of somehow getting in a relationship with me and taking them back home>don't spaghetti and go all the way with a few of them>successfully bail on all of them>it's been 10 years since then
butter and salt...
>>27653897Spanish sounds cute and it's easy to pronounce for japs
i wonder how a haachama and luna offcooking collab will go?
Why shark allowed to sing baka mitai? Sega is not as autistic as capcom or song and game are two different things so they can't copy strike it?
>>27653053Didn't Homostars try to play it without knowing the rules? I don't watch this gay shit normally because I'm not gay but that clip was pretty amusing.
>>27654087good thing we already have a haachama luna cooking collab newfagchama
>>27654062she's got some competition it seems
>>27654012You can bake (cracked) eggs in an oven. Doing a "hard-boiled" egg in an oven sounds like a retarded idea but theoretically possible, it just probably wouldn't cook very evenly and you'd have an undercooked middle.
>>27654066>loud funny xD
>>27654051it's one of the reasons i love her
>>27653626you are not going to become the next sakura fish, no one cares about the dick loving slut
>>27653847He probably can’t even reach half the cupboards haha
>>27654090It was an unarchived stream, wasn't it?
>>27654095read again fucktard
Look at me. I am the 2hu now nanora.
Nene just winked at me!
>>27654095an offcollab not a online one
>>27654066her recent utawaku? caught only the end, so didn't see much yet
>>27652769I haven't even held a girl's hand platonically, I'm 31The wizard meme was a lie
>>27653980extremely RADICAL
>>27654103>dick loving slutbut anon
>>27654097after being completely ghosted and universally ignored by her JP peers, Matsuri is now trying to creep holos of other regions
>>27654095Your having eyes reps anon.
do you know pekora
>>27654090Aren't covers allowed? Also if they private the video nobody can copy strike it.
>>27653998Text chat. It's way better with voice chat, but obviously you sure as fuck aren't doing that with random unvetted viewers.
>>27653811WatameRevolt against the modern world
>>27654136and Fubuki try to claim her to save her from Matsuri
>>27654098A baked egg is just hard-boiled egg? So technically that haaton anon can still get the same result even if he didn't put water, can't he?
>>27654140NO
>>27654099she learnt from the best*brofist*
>>27654129Have you actually read the book?I won't talk about it here because it's off-topic but it's an eye opening topic about the greed of man and its perpetual cycle.
Agreed, cold pineapple tastes great.
>>27654051>>27654102She has the right outlook on life and seems like a great person
>>27653663So thats Chickenfags huh
>>27654136It was only a matter of time
>>27654144Acapella is allowed I think it's better to delete thr video because some companies have an automated system
luna being your pianist at your local dive bar!
>>27654090Unarchived and not monetized
>>27654087Would go down with Luna running Haachama out of the kitchen while she takes charge.
Wtf I thought all of holoJP hated gura like this place why was I lied to why is fbk shilling for her I thought she wanted to reach 1mil before her?? This doesn't make any sense GURA SUCKS why don't they see? Probably because they don't understand english...
>>27653998FBK is playing a different game. It's the baby horror game Shark already played, Among the _Sleep_
>>27654087Like this
>>27654140Yes, Hinamizawa
>>27654099This but unironically I love it when Rushia screams at the top of her lungs and tries to make my ears bleed, obviously I'd rather have her carve her name into me with her box cutter but that's sadly not possible (yet)
>>27654136you reap what you sow, matuli
please send choco's, aki's, chama's, and luna's if it's the non-member ones exist cooking streams to Gordon Ramesses for review
>>27654113We need to overthrow the Autralian government first before that can happen
Aki #1 hololive wife!
BRAZIL COME TO
>Marry me!>... Okay, honeeeeyyyyyAki is my #1 Worldwide Holowife!
Still holding out hope that at some point Noel get's to do the island, however I'm pretty sure she straight up skipped the whole town
>>27654186Fuck you I almost choked.
Aki called me honey twice, later virgins
>>27652769yesno girl has kissed me out of love though which is ok because if I had the choice to be properly kissed by an attractive female or getting to punch her in the face as hard as I can without consequence I would certainly pick the latter every timebitches and whores, my boy
>>27654158In the most technical sense, but not really. The water isn't optional, you need it to evenly cook the egg. Otherwise it will cook unevenly as said and you will end up with an overcooked/burnt surface and an undercooked middle/side.It's not hard, just put the water in the pot Haaton.
Nene reading SC is honestly the best part of her streams. They're so cute and she always talks to chat!
>>27654187I KILL YOU YOU KILL MEAH HA HA HA HA
>>27652530>>27652558>>27652586>>27652612Only loss can last forever
>>27654183There's too many fucking Among games out there. Among the Sleep, Wolf Among us, Among Us, at least use some other titles ffs.
>>27654186i still can feel Luna's struggle in that stream
>>27654213you talking about eventide and that beach town near the heart lake on the mountain?
>>27654136At least Matsuri is learning. She only sent a yellow superchat this time! Not an aka and an engagement ring instead.
>>27654216does it make you laugh more knowing that hachaama actually used that picture as a thumbnail for her next collab with Luna after the first cooking one?
Watching Botan go on an adventure is really nice, but I wish she were doing so with Nene.
>>27653488Because twitch ecelebs are playing it, obviously holos must also play it.
>>27654182
I want to Miko sit on my face. onegai
>>27654257Really?, that's pretty based of her.
>>27654252she is still recovering from that big red supachat and out of her own pocket cover for Luna, that Luna wisely completely ignored
>>27654260Botan would just get annoyed playing alone with Nene again.
>>27654146can't people still just spam nigger in the chat though
please marry me polka, ill cook for you
Why is Sora so lewd?
>>27654245Yes!, i would be great seeing her try to figure out how to clear it
Aki leaning into virtual wife HARD
>>27654295Sorachi no!
>>27654162I have only seen some people's comments on it. It's amazing how that book is still under production to this day.
Aki just said she was my virtual wife. Later nerds, I'm transferring into the Japan servers.
>>27653497She's a lich, her face is actually an illusion. The reason why she's so flat is because she's skin and bones, she used to be boing boing when she was alive though.
>>27654182why are guraposters like this
>>27654270How does Mikos ass compare to Marines?
I still wish Botan had a more husky, mature voice.
>>27654295
>>27654270This but Sio.
I love my oshi!! She's my virtual waifu!!
AND THE PIANO SOUNDS LIKE A CARNIVALAND THE MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE A BEERAND THEY SIT AT THE BAR AND PUT BREAD IN MY JAR AND SAY MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>27654283Naa, they actually get along quite well
>>27654270its so odd watching stuff with matsuri in them now
I love Aki's "Next Supachatto"
>>27654285pretty much, yes, but it's not as bad over text as it is if they're screaming it over your stream in a greasy voice
Please stop posting so many sad foxes it makes it so I can't use my preferred one when i reply
>>27654265b-but anons told me I was a stupid faggot for watching streams I don't completely understand...
>>27654328POV: You are Towa's Couch
>>27654333I love your oshi's fat tits, anon. Can I squeeze them?
>>27654333I love her tits.
>>27654348I love her snapping.
please stop bullying festivallike seriously, not memeing, it's not funny anymore, it's getting malicious
>>27654318She sounds really stuck up and arrogant, now wonder she has so many antis
>>27654376cope lyger
>>27654366*You are Towa.but Sio already dead....
>>27654376i wont stop until the great Chuuba Draft happens and HL exchanges festival for Lulu
>>27654334Sing us a naaa you're the piano man..
I share a birthday with OkayuBut she is not my oshi
>>27654348there's so much positive energy in her SC readings
>>27654334they are both the least popular of their generations but I feel like Luna and Polka are the ones with the biggest talent and care put behind them
What a waste of a diamond pick...
>>27654304I recommend you to read it, it's a great book.
>>27654340They're only pretending to get along. If you want genuine camaraderie forged through difficult debuts look at how EN is growing their friendship day by day. Gen 5 had it too easy.
>>27652059Isn't that a meme pasta from Coco's streams?
>>27654376it was always malicious anon
>>27654387do NOT use mommy to shitpost
"Mr. Twelve Inches"yab
Why isn't Roberu using Melia?
>12 Inches-sanYAB
Botan is so sexy but has dork voice.
>>27654350I feel like that kind of game requires the energy of people yelling and debating over each other in order to be fun. If you have to type out everything you want to say isn't that a complete mood killer?
>>27654410I feel like it's gotten a lot more recently like some new poster came in, saw the festival... posts and just decided to start doing it but with extra malice
Why is Aki celebrating 290 when she'll hit a much more meaningful 300k in like 2 or 3 days.
>>27654376Fuck off Lyger. The memes here, stay here.You're the only one spreading malicious shit on socials.
>>27654402luna is amazing with her singing and she doesnt have to be the best gamer, because shes cute and does her job well
look at her row
>>27654295That's because she's an idol and that's what they are
Botan...
Aki burp
>>27653257Butterburgers are fucking awesome
>>27654376get her to obtain luna's forgiveness firstand I don't even bullypost matsuri
>>27654376it's just the tourists, /jp/ has always been a pro-festival board
>>27654257Haachama sometimes used the best thumbnails
>>27654459So she can celebrate with us Rosetai's twice!! I am glad that she wants to!!
>>27654376first stop spinning your narratives on r*ddit while blaming others for the exact same thing, l*ger
>>27654182What do you mean? They hate EN.
>>27654406Thanks anon, will put that in my to-do list.
>>27654366Bye Sio, I won't forget all that mahjong stream. You are the one make me like that fucking shitty flow game.
that is baityou know betterdon't do it
does rushia like small penises? asking for a friend
>>27654453It does, and that's what makes stuff like the Holostars full collab good (since they're yelling and screaming at each other) but viewer participation is okay too if the streamer can carry it with good reactions and engrish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXrzwMeWPcI
>>27654387this post was not mama-approved.
>>27654376No one is bullying her. They're just pointing out that she has a problem that needs to get fixed...
>>27654517What if I really want to tho?
I googled "142cm girl with big boobs" as a reference so that I could better IMAGINE what having an Aqua is like in real life. Wasn't disappointed with the results.
Breathing in Subaru's pussy musk
>>27654186*clap clap*NEXT MEME
>>27654494I blame haato for making me like feet and smell
>>27654535Dunking on Subaru in basketball!
>>27654518Yes, she accepts as low as 8 inches
Fucking jaypee
I really like listening to Nene's voice, it's very pleasant. Her design isn't that bad, but I think it kind of filters some people. So I was wondering: Has any of the previous Holos improved their viewer/subs count after changing their design? Didn't that happen to Subaru? Since she never uses her OG avatar I started thinking so
>>27654517thank you lunaI'm kinda drunk so it's hard to tell
>>27654549What a slut
>>27653129The fin itself tastes like similar cartilage to that of chicken or pork. A lot of educated younger generation don't care for it. Only snobby wealthy chinks still indulge such a hobby. If you want truly end shark fin trade you gotta get rid of those old fucks but you can't because they're basically like republican senates in gunland. You shouldn't buy too much into this though, political chinks are loud as fuck and usually just want to watch the world burn anyway because their lives are miserable.
>A toast to the rich!Nene no, think of the jannies...
>>27653838>>27653840Nene por favor, don't attract my people, most on them are underage...
>>27654295why would you not link the source?
>>27654453That's because you've seen too many twitch zoomer streamers play it
I hate when I supacha and don't pay attention to the preceding few supachas so then I can't figure out when she'll get to mine.
>>27654573Put the mikoboat or guru guru mawaru over it
>>27654376How are we bullying her? She can just not visit here, or just walk away from the screen, or just close her eyes.
>>27654567Our CEO has no time to consider the worms
>>27654459she is getting more invested into slavic culture after singing Katyushaand in slavic culture you look for any opportunity to drink
>>27654270Mikoti's ass is a miracle of the universe
>>27654528It's becoming a bit too "ebin maymay masterXD, please upboat" to be completely honest.
Oh shit, CEO just declared war on Pekora for killing her friend Lamy.She said she will not forgive.
>>27654459she wanted an excuse to cook hanbaagu
>>27654581never watched theseis it like just a DnD session?
>>27654535what kind of sandwich is this?
>>27654540haachama coco memereview collab onegai
>>27654581>Fubuki
>>27652769I'm literally married so yes many times.
>>27654535Damn Choco gets to feed THAT?
>>27654581Aruran as Jospeh, nice.
>>27654573This is a curious nyoom
>>27654621Yes, FBK did a banger ikebo in her last session
>>27654615Grape jam and cum
>>27654581>TRPGHow could I have missed this, I can't wait to see this
>>27654607
>>27654270mikoti only puts her unwashed stinky Hikki butt on other girl's face
Why do the mikoposters not just accept that she's not coming back
>>27654581
>>27654596No... Rushia was supposed to be my Russian wife...
>>27654570Full image on her Niconico membership
>>27654213FUCK YEAH!!, KINO INCOMING
>>27654616only if haachama gets to choose the memes
>>27654366She isn't coming back...is she?
WELCOME AKI PREMIUM DAY
>>27654581Wait, is that a male Fubuki? Where are the tits?
>>27653337The fabled offpaco orgies
Oh great, Nene got the spic "HEY CAN YOU SAY" spammers now too instead of just the normal SOPs.
>>27654666Don't use pekora to doompost thisWe'll have our protagonist back before the end of this month
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope this Polka stream will trigger Among Us collabs with other Holos.
>>27654729
>>27654581でびる,,,
>>27654732Her own fault.
>>27654742Fubuki is already interested
>>27654742>polka has among us>fbk has among usI wonder who else will hop on this train
>>27654729I miss this bitch...
>"Mister 12 inches san"IM ROCK HARD
>>27652769i've kissed 10 different girls and had sex with 5 different girls
>>27654686I hope she is. Don't you want to see the new confident Towa make a pathetic attempt to bully Sio before she just smacks Towa down again?
>>27654745CLAP CLAPNEXT MEME
>>27654760FBK is playing Among the Sleep, not Among Us
>>27653663This is an edit, right?
>>27654571I have literally never watched anyone play this game, I'm drawing from experience playing games like Mafia
>Polka plays among us>Now FBK does>Ina plays cthulu >Now FBK doesHmmm.
I brought this 5chan meme over for you all to appreciate.
>>27654760reading comprehension
>>27654787sure you are
>FBK Call of CthulhuI can't imagine she'll get anywhere near finishing it.
>>27654666Don't shitpost using a pic of my wife
Is Aki the only girl who's sang Katyusha? I REALLY fucking want Soviet Rushia to sing it.
Circusbros... I can't watch the Among Us stream live...
>>27654581where?
>>27654775Yes, that would pure gold.
>>27654801disrespecting your own wife by saving that awful artshame on you anon
>>27654800Has she even finished Death Stranding yet
>>27654686Hopefully she will, at the very least if she ever makes another attempt at vtubing 5ch will let us know who she reincarnated as
>>27654801Is it even physically possible to post Peko and not shitpost
reporting every single bugman account i see on twitter gets boring after a while.
>>27654796ok
>>27654775>new confident TowaHave you been living under a rock the past few days?
this came up in my recommended https://youtu.be/yE4Iygt3j6o
>>27654800She has finished more boring games before, so it's a 50/50.
>>27654800Isn't it like 5 hous long
Between EN and ID and all the JP gens you can easily fill out a among us collab, hell its actually bonus points when they struggle to understand each other
>>27654813the art is on the host's twitter but the stream is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLd13VUaQ9o
>>27654295>just found the full image on my timelineNice
>>27654791>>27654760FKB gonna play Among the Sleep, not your dogshit zoomer game
>>27654844But it's all shitty cutscenes. There's just slow walking around for the gameplay.
>>27654809pretty sure only Aki has any interest in non-US, non-jap songs, don't see any other Holo singing Scarborough Fair either
>>27654823Reincarnating would make no sense she literally has the best 3D and design possible. If everyone will know who she is anyhow it won't distract the antis. She just needs to deal with the worst of it legally as she has been and then come back and ignore the regular antis for a week or two and things will normalize. If you look at her videos and tweets there are tons of fans who can't wait for her to come back and play APEX with Towa again.
>>27653430This has to be bait, I have literally never met a person who drinks butter.t. Burger
>>27654775Maybe Towa is happy nowadays because Sio isn't there to put her down offstream?
>>27654857Pretty impressive that they got debi involved where's the Flare collab you tiny fuck
>>27654800Does CoC even have a nip tl?
>>27654862Well why don't you share it with the whole class?
>>27654841Well she's a menhera wreck this minute but it changes so wildly with Towa you can never predict. The point is that there are moments of confident Towa that we didn't use to get and that's when Sio can strike.
https://youtu.be/a5l7K1q4zlkwill Robel be able to gain 500 subs to hit the 70K milestone before his 40,50, and 60K celebration stream?
I thought fbk would be playing among us... Maybe it didn't go well after all
>>27654884Haachama, Subaru, Korone, Aki, and Miko seems to be the only Holos that are interested in other cultures.
>>27654782>>27654795>>27654868https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316221263010918400?
>>27654830twitter doesn't care about anything other than shooped biden memes it seems
10 minutes until PANIK
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Botan. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look prengant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Botan as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd giver her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>27654896More like where is the Lulu x Debi x Korone endurance collab
>>27654911I would put her down like a rabid dog if she hurt Towa.
>>27654919He will, during the stream, and more supacha.
>>27654830Save your energy for the happening day.
>>27654943more like YAB
>>27654782>>27654795>>27654868>>27654932BTFO
>>27654938Some chink accounts I reported got taken down, but it's too much effort to keep doing, desu
>>27654898apparently it doesstore.steampowered.com/app/399810
>>27654950B... But it's what Towa wants. She's a soft-M S
>>27654932
Aki just started a superchat World War.
>>27654903mizuta_marixxx
>>27654884My oshi loves everyone!!
>>27654965everyone is assuming anon was referring to the stream she has scheduled, not her fucking twitter anon.
>>27654938>>27654964The chinks bought dozens of accounts, banning one is worthless. I hope they'll eventually get bored and fuck off, but bugmen are vindictive fucks.
nene couldn't read 花崗岩 , can you?
ねね姉御..
>>27654581This remind me I still haven't finished watching the Fubuki/Matsuri/Rikka/Aruran one
>>27654993I just read it as chinese
>>27654568She needs cheap child labor.
>>27654892I'm also a burger but consider that they might live in wisconsin or something
>>27654884That song was ruined for me after WorldEnd
>kanata not doing her daily morning tweet from the hospitalnarrative?
>>27654946Weird, but kinda cute
>>27654987That's the thing about making assumptions, you make an ass out of yourself.
>>27654993Industrial Concrete?
>>27655023She's too busy railing the nurses.
Polu polu in 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erweyYJ4CGk
>>27654993*mouses over*kakouganarigatou rikaikun
Second time Aki made people fight using superchats over nationality, honestly pretty impresive
>>27655023she finally did it...
>>27654993Choco and Tomoe (and even some of the chat) couldn't read 経国済民
>>27654980how does she keep doing it?
>>27654993no but my browser plugin can
>>27654713Fubuki likes to larp as a male, she even has a male illustration made by her mama, her relationship with Holostars always has been a BROship
>>27655045My oshi is very smart!! She knows how to milk her viewers' money!!
where will you be when korone gets her C2 certificate?
Aki decides to just sit and say hi to every Filipino and Argentinian that donates: Aosupachatrain.Astel starts yelling NO to the tune of Mamma Mia:Akasupachatrain
>>27655048ok but yojijukugo are cancer tbf
What if "Taiwan number 1" joins their among us lobby?
>>27655019ye i live in milwaukee
>TNTUhh Botan, this is just a playful trap, right?
>>27655066I'm going to milk Aki's tits!
>>27655037Time to snipe Polka!
>>27654946based
>>27655068Hopefully out of Brazil, i don't even know how i got here
>>27654928thanks now i know who to avoid
>>27654549>4 incheswelp
>>27654993You're telling me there's fucking japanese words that even japanese people can't read? What hope is there for me then?
>>27655045Mori did it better with her North American brother wars.
Aki did the Numa Numa. She's a boomer.
are the stars all friendly towards each other?I know that they might not all be close friends, but they all seem to interact with each other and never seem to have dramas like someone being ghosted by someone else
Noel...
>>27655101Are you joking ?
>>27655104Do you know what circumambulate means?
>>27655106It's not really enduring when twitch thots do it though.
>>27655117no
>>27655068N7
>>27655083Nothing is more playful than having your legs blown to bits.
>>27655101Seanigger hands typed this post
>>27655062That's actually kinda fucking hot, is Fubuki the TRUE tomboy of Hololive? I wish Fubuki was my fujo boyfriend (female)
>>27654367>>27654370>>27655085Why are you so infatuated with my oshi's tits?? She has a personality to...!!
>>27655068Sitting on my fat ass eating a reese's watching a 30 year old LARPing hag play 20 year old games on an NES
>>27655104The average English speaker types like "lol u tk im 2 da bar", mixes up you're and your and they also say should of instead of should have.You'll be fine.
>>27655136She has two big personalities in fact
>>27655101Not even Matsuri is okay with that, her minimum is 15cm (6 inches)
>>27655123You would be a perfect fit for Mel's netorare harem !!!
>https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1316241852761169920RIGHT WHEN COCO AND HAACHAMA ARE COMING BACK, REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1316241852761169920>another 4 days in the hospitalamanekanatach...
>>27655136what would her personality be like while milking her tits
>yaritaiwhy is Polka so crass
>>27655119circum is around and ambulate means walk so walk around something
this is going to be a disaster
>>27655136Aki has amazing personalitits!
>>27655119it's not that hard to figure out even if you don'tcircum = go all the way aroundambulate = walk
IKUZOOOOO
Aki actually identified Germany with Deutsch, she keeps impressing me more
>>27655136I love aki's personality AND milkers!
>>27655101aw geez
>>27655149No wonder she can find no man in Japan and is still a menhera
>>27655123Any lower and you'd have to rely entirely on your tongue game. Don't worry, you can still make it.
>>27655136i love all of Aki's qualitiesfrom her fat tits to her thick, fit ass
HONKY HONK HONK
>>27654397Its a shame LuLu is stuck in Nishitji
>>27655158Maybe they all went on a surprise vacation to okinawa
>>27655085Imagine making butter with Aki's breastmilk.
>>27655149That's her maximum though, she said it'd hurt.
>>27655158>>27655161I was wrong, it seems like Kanatach would the first holo to actually die, not Miko.
Time for the shitshow that I can't seem to escape
>>27655136She has big delicious tits, anon. They're for sucking on while she strokes my erect penis.
PANIK
>>27655161yonkisei...
>>27655161Nice, now there's a set dateA shame it couldn't be on my birthday though, it would be a nice gift.
>>27655158Well at least she will be out in time for Suisei's 3D live
>>27655201and watching her shake it to turn it into butter
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>27655176>DeutschJapan only knows Germany as that.
>>27655176It's closer to the Japanese word it, that's probably why
Well, at least now Botan knows her trap works, even if she had to find out the hard way...
Omar!
LETS MOTHERFUCKINGIKUZOOOOOOOOOO
>>27655149>>27655127>>27655149its not that bad>>27655188i legit have no girth down there and its damn near skinny like those long ass string beans you see at chink buffets though ive always imagined eating a girl more than actually sticking it inside
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrushia
Is Polka a good enough social engineer to win at this?
Getting kissed by Rushia!
>>27655213Are you the guy who keeps posting his lecture and getting banned?
>>27655205>6 inches hurts what a fucking pussy
Oh no a bug donation and I'm not talking about gokiburi-san
I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISHBUT I WANT TO FIGHT
>you'll never be inside a SoL anime with Pekora as your imouto living and having funwhy even live?
>>27655119The difference is, I can at least pronounce it.
>>27655101anon... your jelqing reps...
>>27655252This gon be gud.
>>27654333Never watched her but the hip moving intro animation made me pretty horny.
>>27655161Whats wrong with Gen 4? One is suspended, onne stuck in the hospital, one is taking a break except collabs.
>>27655245Getting tied up and raped by Rushia!
>>27655119Yes, most English speakers have 50k~ word vocabularies. Shakespeare (accomplished playwright) knew around 65k. The average Japanese person knows 20k, and their kanji knowledge is around 2-3k.
>>27655247Nope, but it doesn't surprise me that there are other college students here on the most intelligent general on 4chan.
>>27655241>>27655245based
>>27655161>>27655158It's fucking happening
>>27655255Out of every holo to have as an imouto you willingly chose Pekora?
>>27655201Mixing Aki's breast milk with expensive wine!
>>27655164>>27655172circum is obvious but I didn't think most people would know what ambulate means
I don't know what it is about her model, but when Botan looks over to her left to look at chat or whatever, it does it for me
>>27655245Spanking Rushia's bare ass in front of all her friends!
POL
wait shes actually playing with viewers?
>no bad wordsnice
>no taiwan sniperok thank god
>>27654443The holos with a dork voice are the best. That's why Flare is so great.
>>27655278Do NOT lewd my girlfriend.
>sup BITCHES
Fuck didn't make it
>sup
POLMAO
/pol/ among us time
>POL: supImpressive, very nice.
oppai rushia
My body is ready
>>27655281Yes
>server was NAfuck.
Wow she got a ton of loyal overseas bros
SUP
>>27655264What the fuck, it actually works?My mother used to tell me to pull my penis so it can grow larger when I was a kid but I always thought that it was nonsense.
>/pol/what did she mean by this?
>>27655158>>27655161kanatan... seems likely she expected to be out by yesterday but clearly she didn't recover quickly enoughfigured she'd be in until the Live after yesterday
so has she played before she has cosmetics and shit
Is Amane unironically going to die? I'm starting to get worried she'll pass away and Hololive will sink into despair. Girls will graduate, others will take months long breaks, and things will never be the same again.
I was curious but Aki's EOPs are super behaved and actually give money? I am surprised since people in this thread make doomposts about her EOP pandering but this is nice.
>>27655252https://streamable.com/dfcctt
>>27655322what the fuck i typed it on time too but i picked asia
>no "funny" name>no yabee spammer>no Towafags good start
>>27655277>thats not /sci/ and/or /biz/
>>27654560Subaru's design def was changed for the better. The thing about Nene is she never truly carved out a niche outside of everything she does is cute. Her singing is great but she wants to practices it a lot before doing a sing stream lately making it feel very rare. Her current image started to become somewhat like a routine and I hope she gets a spark somewhere soon. I feel if hololive could ride the Genshin bus it would've helped Nene a bit simply due to matching theme would match her image.
pol...
RUMAO
Polka..
Why is she playing Among Us in English
>>27655322I'd probably have gotten in if I tried to join on the right server...
The clown got sniped
Polka...
>>27655324Aki? or Polka? I feel both are pretty popular, even if Pol filters harder
>>27655158>>27655161>returning with Cocopp sus
Pol...
THAT FUCKING MORON RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SCENE
And dead. LOL
This is the game people have been hyped for? I didn't care when the holostars played it because they're trash, but this is garbage.
no fun viewer
>>27655311>wide hips>pettan
MATARON A OMAR
cafeteria...
>killing pol first>right in front of someoneDeserves to lose
>>27655287Ambulate is a pretty common word, it comes up once a week or more in casual conversation for me.
and now we see the true power of americans ability to ruin a stream
>>27655341Yes, she'll die so will your oshi but Hololive will collapse before all that.
>>27655330It is and it can even cause erectile dysfunction
R.I.POL
This is just going to be an hour of people sniping Polka isn't it?
>>27655342I love my oshi so much!! She can turn any EOP into a well-behaved Rosetai!!
fucking ruined
>>27655322So thats why I can't find the game...
Blue is a retard
>>27655365I don't think it has japanese, the stars also play in english.
Anyone else joining as Odahime?
this is a disaster
>>27655264iwhat the hell is that
>>27655205Did she? The CLIP I watched she said she wanted to be with a man who had 15cm because Japanese dicks (12cm average) were too small for her.
>polskipkek
This is quality entertainment
>>27655379It's only fun if you play or watch people play with friends
Fuck it's Rikka's stream all over again, killed the host too quickly.
>>27655342She has a really lovable and positive personality, so people who stick around want to be supportive and nice
well she wanted to fight, and she lost.
>>27655381I see this as an absolute win.
>>27655410what about Ogahime
the person who isn't talking is ALWAYS guiltyhow new are these fags to mafia
Why the fuck would you kill off the streamer in the first part of the game?
>Edeltard is a fagwhat a surprise
>>27655389I have read I think a fair amount of Enlish literature and I have no recollection of ever seeing that word. I only knew it from when I studied latin.
>>27655403>>27655433She has pacified the paypigs that came from the Reddit crusade. I'm actually impressed.
>>27653838>>27653840She WILL come to Mexico!
Botan, stop with the TNT! It's not a prank if it kills someone, then it's manslaughter.
>>27655389は? are you british?
Bless that clown for diving right into an NA server to learn English to hang up with her new English kouhais
>>27654387Where are all these antis you're talking about. Unless I'm out of the loop I didn't really see them.
>>27655345I wish Korone would sing it "again". Based westaboo doggo.
>>27655443ambulance
>>27655033I wish I was a nurse being railed by Kanata...
>>27655389Who uses ambulate once a week?
>rumupuIt's just like Iofi and Lofi....
>>27655441Its the only way they'll be noticed by a girl if its even for 2 seconds to read who killed them.
>>27655311Best Rushia.
>>27655359It's too bad she isn't much of a gamer because having a long play of a game would probably help her out.
>>27655442/feg/'s two blocks down bro
Rushia being cute with big boobs!
Where da black sus pic
>>27655410you dumb mother fucker if you try that
I came in just in time to see Polka bite it, lmao. Is she the first Holo to play Among Us? I was surprised when I saw the thumbnail. Is there no more fear about IP leaks if she's playing with randoms?
>>27652073
>Super nenechi save usOh my fucking sides.
Polka should have made this members only
>>27655311Delete
>>27655479Yeah but most people don't know the etymology of ambulance
>>27655447she's a real woman, our Aki, she knows how to flex her charm
>>27655409there is a japanese translation made by a big channel, Pikamee was using it to play. I hope I don't get banned for mentioning her here (the jp translation is on the description of her among us stream)
>>27655398Oh, I was about to get disappointed that I didn't do it often back then.
What will happen if someone says "cafeteria in my soul" in Polka's game?
OH NO, POLKA IS PLAYING WITH MEN. THEY ARE ALL HER BOYFRIENDS!
>Polka knows zero fucking EnglishMan those months of nothing but EOP chats really helped the Holostars learn English
Just end it stupid fucks
>>27655038Literally me.
>>27655461Yes but I'll be fair to you, I run in relatively high society circles compared to the average person.
>>27655491Rushia's fat tits are the best!
>>27655496ip rumor turned out to be false.She is the first hololive girl the stars already played it
>>27655496She's the first hololive, but her English is the worst out of all of them, so this is a terrible choice for her and the stream....
These randoms are garbage
>>27655523Can confirm
pls no janitors
>>27655496Homo's played Among Us, also the IP leak was bullshit.
Polka...these guys are morons...
>>27655523Fucking whore.Im subscribing.
>>27655311>>27655485>>27655491https://streamable.com/ev205i
>>27655525She can't read basic sentences but she knows that "tie" means
polka just leave you already lost
>>27655389>Ambulate>a pretty common wordI've heard amble (to walk at a leisurely pace) uncommonly, but never ambulate
>ホロライブを見ている>英語で遊びている>何も読めない
Very exciting game, homobros.
I dont get this game, and why she is only playing with english speakers
>>27655525seeing polka play this game just put into perspective how good the stars are at english
Memes aside, can't she actually play with her JOP viewers? Sure, the interface is in English but the game is simple and visual enough to play it without understanding any of the text.
At least the homos fans had half a brain.
>>27655496Yea, she's the first. Wished she played with the other girls even if its just Gen 5.
>streamer dies early>has to watch the game play out in front of them really slowlywhy?
>>27655523She only has one boyfriend,me
>>27655565Anon is a muslim and he talks a lot about going on Hajj.
how have they still not caught black who was blantantly chasing peopleand killed polka infront of 2 people
>>27655574usually they don't kill the streamer immediately, as a result the whole game end up as like a weird show
>>27655568英語むずかしいね
>>27655489She still have Animal Crossing up her sleeve but I'm not sure if that ship has sailed already. Gen 5 Unrailed collab is coming up and that might be very fun.
those impostors are gay
>>27655345No way, this isn't real, right?
>>27655573It's a social deduction game. Which makes the question of why she's playing with EOPs even more confusing.
The non impostors most likely do not play much or their first time
it fucking has to be blue, or blue is literally retarded.
>>27655205Fucking pandering to japanese dicklets.
Compared to the amazing utawaku she had earlier, this is pretty bad.
>>27655573Its super easy to get into the lobby since EOPs can type roman characters faster than the JOPs for the room code
Based Sheep trying to end the game sooner
>>27655573There's no JP version of the game yet iirc but its hot right now so you gotta do it.
Someone can kill the retards.
These faggots are literally retarded holy fuck just end the game
holy shit Polka's chat is entirely EOPs, where is her JOP fanbase
>>27655539>her English is the worst out of all of them>so this is a terrible choice for herDid you not see the bomb game she played with Coco?
>>27655071When did the second thing happen? Which stream?
>>27655496>first HoloNot even closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPCOiiPd9M
Jesus yellow was one of the most retarded crewmates I've ever seen.
>>27655568what level am I if I can read and understand this?
>>27655583She's also supposed to finish her tasks even though she died. But Polka was way too distracted ...
>>27655630I did, that's when I figured her English is the worst.
oh god shes not making a new room
one of them is FBK....
Blue was stupid asf and trying way to hard. How did they not figure that out?
>>27655562Normally, I'd rather she play until the end but killing her that early turned the round into shit.
>>27655633holo and homo
based watamelon
I really want to fuck korone and anime girls in general but I live in this boring reality but found that doggy pussy while watching a korone livestream is a major life hack. Anyone else feel the same?
I'm in lads
This is one of the most awkward streams I've watched.
>>27655538>ip rumor turned out to be false.>>27655547>also the IP leak was bullshit.I didn't ask whether it was true.
of course it's Edelgard
>>27655663Based, don't let us down anon
>>27655650Real brain geniuses in the room.
>>276556415-4
>>27655663Do not kill polka
>>27655663Now say Taiwan
>>27655583This is my problem with these kind of streams, kinda like when a streamer plays PUBG with fans and ends up dying super early. Might as well end the game and start a new one.>>27654560Design matters alot. It plays a major part in how many viewers will give your debut and streams a chance.
>>27655663Don't snipe you fuck.
what a retard
>>27655591Because she's playing with burgers anon. SEAnigs would have at least called black out
>>27655633Nobody watches homos
>hops RIGHT INFRONT of polkawow light blue, fucking retard
>>27655631Every Astel utawaku.https://streamable.com/t3alsf
>>27653497Lore wise she came from a school in hell.So she could be a demon necromancer apprentice.Most fantasy settings have demons reaching 4 digits and still look the same.
>venting right next to two peopleyou actual fucking retard
polka... this stream sucks...
I feel sorry for anyone who falls into Botan's trap.
Aqua is getting married!
>>27655663protect the princess
>>27655645>He doesn't think Polka struggling with English and failing makes for comedy gold
man, the homos are really lucky to have decent fans huh
DESU
I expected more viewers, I guess eops are already sick of this FOTM game.
>>27655603So far Nene isn't venturing as far out of her comfort zone as Lamy is, in comparison. She definitely needs to try new stuff more often. Well, minus the Spanish thing I guess. I really don't want her to be known just for appealing to SOPs though...
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
poru has high IQ
>cyan vent desu>yeaaaaa
Jesus these people are retarded lmao
Don't you EVER shit on Holostars or Holostarsfags after this shit.
>>27655633lol
>>27654560Flare got a lot more appealing to me after she got her l2d update. She looked too intimidating when she was full-lizard.
>>27655694He just wanted to get close to pol
>>27655539Sora's English is by far from the worst. Shion is the worst at English. Sora is actually decent.
Eh...
>guy in chat: light blue>Polka: cyanWho was saying she was bad at English?
>>27655718I kneel
>>27655703Girls have more attention manwhores.
>>27655691I saw that nyoom
I want to see others play this game especially Miko, but knowing 35Ps they'll let her win every round
>>27655699With me
You just know Nene is gonna play this game next and its gonna be awesome
I just clicked in the chat of jetri for the first time in forever and it fits in the page God bless
>>27655699To me
>>27654366god i wish that were me
>>27655689There's at least 3 in these threads who keep mentioning them, even now.
The amount of superchats in Aki's stream vs Polka is kinda striking considering they're both 100% EOP chat
>>27655245Marrying RushiaHaving sweaty sex with Rushia right as you get homeMaking her scream her lungs out as you brutally penetrate her tight pussy and fill her womb all night longWaking up to find her happily preparing you breakfast, wearing only a apron that only covers the front of her body
FBKpantsu where are you...
Why is she playing with actual retards
Polka's chat is scrolling faster than /jp/, is this the power of enabling EOPs? Is watching HoloEN like this?
>>27655739I hide a nyoom in every clip I make. Look back at some of the other ones that get reposted often and you'll spot them.
>>27655718>niche streamers with a small and dedicated fanbase vs better known streamer with a large overseas fanbaseof course homosharts will be better at this game
Pikamee.. Pinkmin
>>27655744How can you say that after being a lowly image thief
>>27655677should i bother with jlpt n5 test?
>>27655718People will just continue to ignore them and the fake anti will continue to shit on them to drum up talk/discussion about them.
>>27655746I wish youtube had half of the quality of life features twitch hasthe interface of the actual site fucking sucks
>>27655718Nah, go fuck yourself
>>27655764Its worse trust me
i have the code on speed dialMQOURQ
OOF
>>27655764Yes, except, and may Allah forgive me for number fagging, way way worse because more than 11k people are watching the ENs.
these guys are fucking trash kusa
>vent like a retard>spoil the impostorJesus what the fuck is wrong with people
>>27655710EOP boost looks more significant on the homos who normally have viewers in the hundreds range.
OOOOOOOOOOOOF
>>27655757Rushia's lewd pantsu...
>>27655745Nene is going to kill or vent right in front of someone
POOOOOOOOOOLF
>>27655784She'll make a new room after this.
>killing polka early againJesus fuck at least homosharts know what to do
Oh look, the other impostor was in fact green, so why is cyan such a piece of shit and snitched on him?
Are the jops even joying this stream at all?
I love Polka so fucking much!!!!
Polka's cute I might have to join the circus.
>>27655774YouTube is literally infinite amounts better than Twitch in every way. The only advantage to Twitch over YT is le epique gam3r branding.
JUST VOTE
>pol...present yourself faggot, we know you're here
Anon which one are you here
>>27655774Twitch is shit.
>>27655812FUCK JOPs
>>27655784She changing lobby next
>>27655789Little kids do this all the fucking time. Schools need to reinstate the snitches get stitches rule.
>>27655718Yes I will. Can't believe homofags were shilling this shitty game.
This is boring.
>>27655808>this fucking guy
>>27655814>>27655827cmon now fuckersthis is the hololive thread, not the youtube live threadno need to suck it's fucking dick too
>>27655812Polka is entertaining enough
these niggas is watching her screen...
>>27655745Honestly, I think Nene might be suprisingly not bad at English because of how she turned タオ語 to "Taonese" by reminding herself 日本語 is "Japanese".
>>27655832hope she does a jp server
>>27655814Honestly, I'd like to know more about what ad networks get offered to top youtube channels right now.
>>27655691Damn that was a pretty decent amount
polka pls find a way to filter out the eops this is awful
>>27655774I despise the YT app. Why does the chat OVERLAY OVER the stream. That's just terrible. At least the Twitch app can format the chat to the side and not have it get in the way of the stream.
Stop stream sniping Polka
>>27655814just chatting essentially made it justin.tv all over again though. twitch is shit.
So Noel is placing the DLCs now?
>voted the wrong greenHoly kek
this is supposed to be a good and popular game to stream? this is fucking boring
I fucking love this retarded clown
She doesn't understand "me too" but she knows the word cyan means light blue
>>27655789I know, what a piece of shit but I guess that's what happens when you play with strangers
>>27655841I'm telling you the truth. it was a suffering to watch that thot drawing Korone. The site is eye cancer.
>ghost can do the tasksWon't that be OP?
>>27655866She probably just knows her color wheels. She's an artist after all.
>>27655745>and everyone is gonna delude themselves and samefag into thinking it's awesome* FTFY, she's boring af
>>27655852>overlay overyour braincells reps...
can't believe the homos' among us is better than Polka's
>>27655862It's fun when people can actually understand each other.
>>27655800gonna make shien look like a joke
This should've been with other Holos with voice chat. Text chat with with Polka alone playing with strangers just isn't as good.
>>27655763Another anon here, I love those little nyooms, especially since they all have a different trajectory
Can't those dumb eops try to use kindergarten level english at least... Please
>>27655862It really is only fun with friends
>>27655809>homosharts mainly come from hereare we the polite among us players?
>>27655876>Won't that be OP?No
>>27655866What kind of woman doesn’t know her colors?
>>27655881She actually knows some English. Literally anyone else could have been better at this than Shitka. Who knows less Japanese than Polka?
>>27655876It's just their task before they die. You work even after dying
aki...
Gamer Word
>>27655876It stops the impostors from turtling
>you will never be pikmin
Huh?
CHAMPION
>>27655908>You work even after dying
>chuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27655876Its basically a timer for the imposters so they dont stall. You can also use it to your advantage if your an imposter like what Polka accidentally did. She was doing weapons as a ghost so black stood there and pretended to do them
Boring. Next meme.
Isn't this game just Trouble in Terrorist Town?
>FULL AREADYFUCK
>>27655898"""We""" are adults
>daisuki no
>>27655836pretty-much everybody has been shilling this game for the last couple months
holy fuck the new room got full instantly. how will i be ever able to play with my oshi?
Tonight, I WILL dream of a holo
>>27655848Several of the big Twitch streamers have been doing test streams on YT and they have said it's not even close. YT's ad revenue is orders of magnitude higher than Twitch.https://twitter.com/VarsityGamingTV/status/1307762926590341123?s=20Holos earn more from Supachas than ad revenue but it's an added factor that would go down if they moved to Twitch.
>>27655921you mean mafia
>>27655876Just your own. The alternative is either that the game is impossible to win when someone dies, or killing someone autocompletes their tasks (which punishes you for killing people, the goal of the game)I guess you could force other players to pick up their slack but having to do like 14 tasks would suck.
the people joining the game are disgusting holy FUCK.
>ENTER
Eh? Supernenechi???
>>27655921Yep