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>>27640267Gura's Superchat reading https://youtu.be/xo3z5bEYTE8Moona Minecraft https://youtu.be/MnN_ehewnYYFinding Bradley, Ina Minecraft https://youtu.be/KRIYhMfxzeM>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
https://files.catbox.moe/a6j8qq.mp4>4 ft 7
>>27640267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3z5bEYTE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRIYhMfxzeM
RAW ANAL SEX WITH _______
>pure raw talentwow, she'll be better
Teamate here, Antis fucking stop attacking Gura and the others, come back to us we don't mind you anymore JUST DONT BULLY OUR BUDS
salman
>>27640299GURA
bet yall werent there when gura first came up with purple hair
I hope she actually gets some dedicated training. Imagine how powerful she can get.
>>27640267Anon, you're taller than 4'7", right?
NO GURA NOT THE DOLPHINS AAAAAAAA
>>27640304Based
>>27640267THIS STREAM SUCKS
>>27640299Gurame
>she just sings to herselfsad
>>27640299No one because that's disgusting.At least use a condom. Jeez.
So was that the first good question?
>>27640309
Watchama's fat, sweaty tits!
>>27640299(You)
>>27640304based
>>27640299Am I giving or receiving?
I actually think mixing the QA and superchats is pretty clever, but she's going to take ages to get through anything
>>27640299
Man can’t believe hlg dog fuckers dedicated their time every gura stream to fucking shiting up hlgg because their ass mad about a fucking anime shark
>superchat reading mixed between marshmallows instead of the end.I hate this.
>no singing training confirmedimagine if she was actually trained
>>27640301based teamate
>>27640314MAYBE BUT MY SHARK IS LEARNING PLEASE BE PATIENT
These questions suck and superchat readings should be at the end.
Gura seriously needs to step up her superchat game if she wants to start making some real money
>>27640299-NOBODY BECAUSE I WILL BE HAVING CONSENTUAL MISSIONARY WITH MORI
>>27640314Just like Amelia suck N**t
>>27640311Yes, I'm 5'0"
>>27640292I'm going to spread peanut butter on her asshole and eat that instead.
>>27640299Gura's ass
>>27640299Gura's backdoor
>>27640292I feel like Gura's the type to secretly be glad you don't eat it just so she can have more.
>>27640318Yeah. And she sandbagged it.
>> I'm not a trained singerHow she got so much better at it?
Gimmie your fresh narratives
>big kusaFucknig kenzokus
>>27640277 timeskip she grew upWhat data server should the girls go on for XIV?
Gura stop talking about in character lore
>>27640279>Are people aware that the Undertaker actually killed Mankind live on television by throwing him off the top of the Hell in a Cell through a table, breaking him in half?
>>27640329Gura gets distracted easily and needs to constantly shift focus, please understand
>>27640299No one. Anal is disgusting.
>>27640310Stamina and breath traning would already boost her massively
I go to the gym 5 times a week and this 141cm wants to arm wrestle? WTF DO I DO BROS
>>27640318I did laugh at the 'who do you look up to?' question.
>>27640314This anon SUCKS
>>27640314then close the window and fuck off
Why does this loli always want to arm wrestle meshe would lose in 0.1 seconds
This is boring.
>>27640350She used to fuck around. Also people get better at things they more they do them anyway.
I love how gura hits the desk all the time. especially when she's laughing.
didnt gura say she was going to do some singing this stream?where the fuck is it you bitch
>>276403115'11''I have an unironic obsession with it because of height memes
>>27640350do your singing reps, anon
>>27640359Aether because fuck, i dont want to transfer
>>27640362you wont be saying that after i fuck your ass anon
>>27640350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>27640354big kusa
>>27640101You talking any specific mod? Or did she legitimately voice a character in the game. [Spoiler]I know I'm being baited but I am curious.[/Spoiler]
>>27640314Yeah imma head off to bed and watch the rest of the marshmallow questions in the vod tomorrow.
>>27640301Based
>>27640350years of leisure singing, just like random art fags who never went to art school
Moona inviting us to join Holostars IN.
>>27640357Not until /hlgg/ gets filtered
When was the last time Gura wore her hoodie while streaming?
Maybe Gura should do like the other girls, and do the content of the stream first, in this case the Marshmallow questions, and the SC reading later.
>I don't know how to swim. I use floaties>I don't need floaties! I'm a shark!I love my daughter
>>27640344Aww geeez
>Uses flotation devices underwaterMan she must be strong
>>27640370Watch your knees and shins.
Gura inclanada suprema
5 and she reads my question7 and the stream suddenly ends because something happens to Gura0 and Shark speeds up her readings by 10%Anything else and I suck the cock of everyone itt>>27640374She never said that tho.
>>27640026Let me fix that one for you
>>27640311How can this bitch actually be 4'7". I've never seen a woman that short.
>>27640317Absolutely fucking basedSodomizers get the bullet too
What's causing this?
CHUMCHADS WW@ I'M ENJOYING THE STREAM ARE YOU?
>>27640370She really wants to hold your hand.
>>27640351Why is a lolicon hiding behind a lolicon mask?
Only one more hour of this until Ina Minecraft, at least.
>>27640357No, I want lore.
Contradicting her own lore
>>27640292>take her back to my place >let her sleep in my bed as I sleep on the couch>deal with her freakout in the morning>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs>Ask her if she needs a ride home>Tell her to take care
>>27640342Close enough, try on a Gura wig
>>27640352Hlg are so ass mad they have began to run gay ops on hlgg to tear apart the unity of en chads because they are jelly of our oshis
IMAGINE
>>27640350Practice still helps. even if you don't know exactly what you're trying to do or why, if you do enough attempts and compare the results you'll figure out what works to a degree, just not as fast as someone who's studied their shit.
>>27640376It really seems that 5'11" people have a bigger complex about their height than people under 5'6"
>>27640365You have to imagine
>>27640374she didn't
Oh, I'm imagining alright.
Wait, which version of Halloween is Gura talking about?
>>276403117'1"
>Imagine
>>27640387Holostars India? fuck is IN?
IMAGINE.... IMAGINE the quotations
>>27640295Bless you Mori-poster. Soon we will Guh
If a shark actually needs floaties to swim is it still a shark?
>Imagine.... imagineOh I am Gura
This is a shitshow...I can't stop watching...
Ina tasukete
>>27640392holy fucking THIGHS
>>27640376That's higher that average literally everywhere anon, just say you are 6' if you care that much, nobody is going to check
I want to wrestle with Gura in bed
>>27640403HER
>>27640403Children.
imagineIMAGINE
>>276403765'11" is fine, there's nothing wrong with not being a lanklet
>>27640426Halloween
>>27640399gib da zucc
>>27640311>tfw 6'0"
>>27640365Arm wrestle her?
SHARKLETSWHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>27640359crystal
>>27640403Rocket fuel
>>27640383The spoiler didn't work, I want to fucking kill myself now.
>>27640400Is that a...
>>27640358>by god he broke him in half
>>27640394This everyones laughing, but its probably next level training. to make her stronger. like people who run with a parachute.
>>27640352Ame collabing with and being nice to Kiara recently is because she realized she doesn't have time to learn Japanese in time for the collabs, so she needs to rely on Kiara for collab translation help. In truth, she absolutely despises Kiara and tries to trip her up whenever she can. All the "bad luck" Kiara has had since debut? All Ame.
>>27640399
>>27640301Of course teammates are masochistic. Amelia's sure trained you guys well huh
>>27640403Literal children, I'm convinced she might be a child also
>>27640374She sang Shakira. Did you miss it?
>>27640403she's easily likeable because of being family friendly. pretty sure most of her fan base are below 16 yrs old
>>27640403minecraft
>>276403115'3"
>>27640428based
there's not much difference between the superchats and the marshmallows so I dunno why everyone's having such a meltdown
>>27640392Was that made by mattyburrito?
>>27640317How can you say you love her if you won't even rub your throbbing erection against her raw shit walls?
>>27640403Cunny
>>27640403Me
>BIG DINNER FORKhey alright
>120 alligators
>>27640403Minecraft autists, didnt she have like 50k last night?
>>27640374No, why do you keep asking the same question?
>>27640376>I have an unironic obsession with it because of height memesThat was the point of height memes, good job letting the manlets win.
>>27640431Hehe, ID is the right code ;)
>>27640391I feel like she genuinely thinks mixing it up makes it more interesting and doesn’t realize absolutely no one gives a fuck about SC reading.
>>27640336She really, really does not seem to like or want to talk about herself so either she picked the shitty ones herself or a manager did like with the shitty Ame questions. It kind of sucks because I think she's otherwise pretty good at actually interacting and being funny but it does create a disconnect between her and the viewer that's not as present with other chuubas.
>>27640404why yes, I enjoy every single Gura stream
>>27640314Dude it's a fucking superchat stream, they've never been that good. At the very least she isn't just reading the names in a list and is trying to make it a zatsudan+marshmalow+SC read.
It amazes me that people are upset about not efficiently reading SC and spamming '[name] thank you'. Are you her fucking manager? That shit is boring af. Her going off on a bunch of tangents is a million times better than that garbage
>>27640311Yes. The smallest person I ever met was 5'0'' exactly. I don't know how you could be smaller without some sort of condition like dwarfism
120 alligators
>>27640475seanigger
>>27640299Anal queen Kiara
>50 foot ball fields is like 120 alligatorsGuys her measurement reps
Yagoo, give that girl some professional singing lessons you are literally sitting on fucking diamonds here
>>276403765,11 is just being a wide tall person
Just turn off the stream. Why would you listen to someone talk for over an hour if you don't explicitly like them?
>>27639880What stream is this from? It looks like AC, did it just get lost in the video purge?
>>27640403these people
Realistically when do you guys think they will get alt costumes?I really like when they have "gaming" and "chill" outfits
>>276403765'11" = manlet5'10" = pocket prince5'9" = tiny kingI guess it all depends on where you live. If you're Dutch, you'll be short even at 6'2". I'm speaking from experience.
>>27640426The first one
>>27640398Gura is almost guaranteed to be first to 1 million now.
>>27640477It's /hlg/ and poorfags
>>27640412Based egganon
>>27640311exactly 5'10 barefoot, I can confirm there are a lot of people my height or shorter who claim to be 6 foot and tell me I'm wrong.
The current stream is as directionless as her Minecraft stream... Is this going to be the norm in her streams? A massive shark ADHD showcase every time?
>>27640401my sister is 4'9 and i've seen some hunched over asian grannies that might be around that range.
>>27640482Oh boy we got an Aris sub coming throughSomebody get the ramp
>>27640469yesnow keep going
>>27640314FUCK OFF BARRACUDA
>>27640403All me baby.
>rewind enabledShark graduation inc
>gura likes the ventslookin pretty sus there shorky
This is hololive ffs, why does she try so hard to maintain keyfabe
>>27640337Why though? She makes enough to live comfortably without having to do anything. She's also got a lot of members. I SC to Gura as well but I'd rather have normal streams instead of these. I really don't care if my name gets called out or not.
>>27640403Let's be honest here. Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality and her youtube experience.
>>27640501Nope, I'm white. Just bad genes.
>>27640299Gura or Ame, the sounds that would come out of them would be legendary.
>Youtube notification didn't do shit so I missed the first hour of Gura's streamI fucking hate this piece of shit website.
>>27640404Yeah, I have it on in the background while cleaning.
>>27640472>family friendlyYeah, about as family friendly as Pikamee
>>27640399>>27640424>>27640486https://youtu.be/3_mDtToNWLQ?t=11023shut the fuck up you fucking braindead deaf faggots. do your reading comprehension reps you retarded troglodytes
>>276403115'9"
>>27640404Yeah. Even the smallest bit of lore is enough for me.
>>27640509everyone will for new years
>>27640401I have a lot of family who are 4'8-4'9, all asian tho.
>>27640404Hell yeah.
>>27640477butthurt antis who are trying to vent their frustration because gura is going through the roof with her subs more than ever before rn
Why does her accent shift so much...She just sounded Australian
>Yards N-narrativebros?
>>27640490It's the only downside. I hope she opens up a little bit more.I mean I want her to remain mysterious and invincible forever, but it's nice to get some actual stories or talks and not just in-character stuff.
When will Belle Delphine come onto Gura's stream
>>27640404Have the stream on in the background while playing genshin
>>27640523why aren't they supposed to enable that?
>>27640525I appreciate it, it's fun.
>>27640516buckle in
>>27640311There are two Holostars taller then me and thats it
>>27640401some full grown women are that short, especially latinas nad asians
>>27640404I don't really understand the problem everyone has anymore but I also don't care that much
>>27640477It's literally just superchat readings but for poorfags, gotta have a welfare stream every now and then to keep the peasantry in line
>>27640403Literal 9-year olds. Well, it fits since she is anime PewDiePie now.
>>27640403Minecraft , pewdiepie, India market explosion, gura is a hero for children
>>27640508>Play Erogebased
>>27640525>This is hololiveThere's your answer
>>27640420>>27640376That's because it's easier to accept you're short when you're irredeemably so, versus when you're almost tall, but not quite.
>>27640507Its AC Black Flag. Subaru had her shit sent to Auschwitz during the Holocaust
>>27640536She just loves kids
>>27640516OCD anon...
>>27640403minecraft. she's unironically picking up the kiddies that autoplay minecraft videos. you can tell because her chat has completely fallen apart into that hyperactive twitch style spewing mental sewage "say the x word, pog, raid" etc. none of them know how to read the rules or have any courtesy at all
>>27640533Not an Anti, but you really didn't miss anything of notice. Her SCs are pretty retarded and she needs to get into the groove.
>>27640516Took you like a month to realize
>>27640510where does 5'7" fall into
>>27640518somebody shoot this red superchatand thanks
>>27640555prevention of yab clipping
> Coincidonz
>>27640553when i come inside your mom
>>27640548because your thinking about it too much>>27640549she was just talking about a football field, that's what they measure it in
>>27640311>5'8''
>>27640359The jap ones to avoid all the western trannies
>>27640498If it’s only efficient SC reading i can safely ignore the stream. Now I have to wade through garbage in hopes of hearing something interesting.
I miss HER voice.
>>27640579You are as tall as a woman
>>27640508>phoneposter>that namehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZSmaTeq1kYi'm laughing
>>27640420I imagine it stings more being just one inch away from that coveted number 6. I guess you could just lie and say you're 6'0 anyway, women probably wouldn't be able to tell.
>>276405795'7" = Goblin lord
>>276403116'1
>>276403116'0
assuming alligators are five yards long, one hundred and fifty alligators is equal to seven hundred and fifty yards, or 2,250 feet
>>27640546I saw this posted a few threads ago and immediately had the urge to fap to cunny. Please be careful with this in the future anon
>>27640546UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shes a true 5Head. a true moxxer
>>27640581yeah i realized that right after i posted
>>27640403what was this numberfag site called for the holos
>>27640525She doesn't want you to know about her, nigger.
>5head LUL
Would you give your iron to Gura?
WRITE THAT DOWN NARRATIVEBROS
>>27640562>>27640404I actually came around to this stream, while i dont personally like it I can see how you would if you were a Chumbud. As a deadbeat I would literally watch Mori watch paint dry and comment on it
OH NON
>>27640508Based Niko
>>276403116'4
>>276403115'94chan caused me to have a height complex for like a year during my high school but then I grew the fuck up and realized it doesn't fucking matter. I'm completely ok being average height.blogpost over
>>27640490Im going with the narrative a anon made a few threads ago, she woke up and chose some of the most recent questions then went live.
>>27640568that guy knows what's up
i can't listen to gura's stream because i am still stuck on a work call and it is giving me anxiety
>>27640548her accent is certainly unique, but I think it stays close enough to an American accent for her nationality to be obvious
mon 'tit requien est tellment mignone
>>27640404I am thankful for any HoloEN zatsudans. I'm N99 and takes a lot of energy watching HoloJP's and now I can just sit back and relax.
You were so close Gura.
oh shit her french accent is hella cute
>JeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMon cœur
>>27640525I'll wait until she finally decides to let it go
Okay, I'm out. Maybe someone posts a compilation with the questions only later.
Yep, that's definitely the mastery of french I expect from an anglophone canadian.
SACRE BLEU
>>27640548She is very good at throwing people off her trail.
this stream fucking sucks
>>27640525because it's all she has. OpSec shark ain't gonna disclose anything personal even in the remotest sense.It does make me wonder, however. How can somebody so perfectly paranoid about OpSec be this tech illiterate?
shes 100% canadian. that shit french canadian they force you to learn in schools is evident in her accent
First the Germans and now the French, who's she gonna summon next?
>>27640398oh holy shit
>>27640611its reddit.com
>>27640546
>>27640588not sure if 5'8 or 5'7. pretty sure tall enough to be taller than the average cunny
>>27640614No but I'd give her my protein and zinc
Me with the gun.
OH SHIT SHARK JUST OPENED THE FRENCH PORTS GET DOWN NIGGERUMAN
>>27640404Not enjoying honestky
She spoke decent french. Anglophone Canadian 100%
>>27640588I'm 5'0
>>27640652The old ones
Bros Gura wants to nibble on my feet...
DON'T TOUCH MY TOES YOU MIDGET FREAK
literal anklebiter
>>27640588I only recognize Polka and Towel from this picture. Am I missing anyone important?
>>27640508>>27640594>literally underageMODS!
>g-gura is only popular due to cunny![Citation Needed]>g-gura is only popular because of kiddies![Citation Needed]Funny how quickly samefagging shitposters drop a narrative when it means getting a slight increase in (you)'s during what they perceive as a moment to strike. The sad part is, speaking frankly, most of the shitposters in this thread aren't very good at it, to the point where I've given unironic pity (you)'s. Is this why they mostly fucked off to /hlg/ to crosshitpost there more often than here?
>>27640630La fermePutain de merde...
>>27640299I will take my dick, put it on Kiara's ass and stick it up all the way in there and then it is where it belongs.
I'm convinced many chumfags in this thread are fans of her roommate with how defensive they get
>gura will never chomp you
>>27640564Having a shitload of subscribers means nothing if you can't get a stream of paying Superchats. Calli is probably raking it in because she interacts well with her SCs and I think the others are starting to notice.
>all that frenchnow I long for cordon bleu
I can't believe she said she'll bust my kneecaps
"Some of you are tough!"What did she mean by this?
>>27640311I am 6'0 and it sucks because I am into women taller than me and I can't get that, but I am also not tall enough to be an actual big guy
>>27640677>samefaggingheh
>>27640404Yes.
>>27640579microscopic monarch
>>27640647Because chink spies everywhere, etc
kek
>>27640659Actually pretty good
ATTN: /hlg/ touristshttps://streamable.com/zkztww
>>27640676quick and based
>>276406235'11 for all the hurting this website causes, it can be really healing. It teaches you to roll with the punches. retarded opinion over
>>27640398ああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>27640594yabai
>>27640442>>27640470>>27640472>>27640566>>27640567>>27640576post statistics that proof this claim or shut the fuck up
>>27640403Her minecraft vod was trending.
>>27640659This is pretty accurate/
>>27640677lol
>>27640649We’ve been over this, she’s Filipino.
>>27640525She doesn't want you faggots in her life.Actually every one of the HoloEN has been pretty tightlipped about their roommates, including the chicken. It might be that HoloEN will be more professional in that aspect.
>>27640677anon 95% of the posters are crossposters from /hlg/ you fucking retarded spic
>>276403115'9 1/2, yea I know.
>>27640647It's not that hard to do hell even Kiara knew not to use her IRL name for her accounts
>>27640508>>27640594Daegan-sama I kneel...
>>27640566We must eradicate all 9-year olds.
You'll never punt Gura's womb. ;_;
EARS CONFIRMED.
>>276403115" 4'feels good not gonna lie
Anons, will Ame still be awake and in the MC server during Ina's stream in 50 min?
>>27640508>>27640594MEIDOS
>>27640510>Dutch>feet
>>27640714haha no
>>27640659Pretty good
>>27640311I haven't checked in a while, but last time i was 6'1", but recently another 6'1" coworker claimed bullshit on me and said i was tallersome chinese coworker once accused me of adding an inch or two to look better, but i told him that i'm tall enough to not care about my height anymore and convinced everyone else at work to call him a manlet
>>27640659They look too smart in this.
>>27640398WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE TOO COCKY
>>27640398>inclanadaAy pero que bruto! Póngale cero!
ADHD confirmed
>Do you have ears?
>>276403117'7''
>>27640709Her fucking chat
>>27640594OH NONONONONO
>>27640689
>>27640659HoloEN presents: The Seventh Seal.
Gura lost our wedding ring..
>HURRRRR GURA DOES NOT OPEN UP AND MAKES NO ZATSUDANS UUUUUUUUUUUUGH>HURRRRRR THIS STREAM IS BORING make up your minds you fucking faggot losers
>>27640649you realize you can learn french in american hs too right, like no shit any english speaker is gonna have an accent when speaking french
>>27640709Anon it’s pretty obvious if you go to her chat and I’m a chumchad also the India narrative was backed up so was the pewdiepie one
>>27640311Where the actual fuck are all these goddamn short girls? I live in east coast US, I'm 5'10 and I swear I look eye to eye with almost all the women here.
>>27640676
>>27640404Yes, it's great to listen to while I do other things
Guys I think our daughter is retarded
Did anyone find Gura's bread?
>>27640311How many bananas is 180cm?
>>27640709go donate and ask her to show stats :^)
>>27640342>>27640475>>27640725Please be in London
>>27640594The state of Deadpool these days...
>>27640508Congrats on doxxing yourself, you fat, pasty, underage piece of shit. Get the fuck out.
>>27640398Korosan...
>>27640715rexlent is a chink faggot insectoid living off his parents blood money
>>27640756All of Asia below Russia anon
>>27640756in japan
>>27640761That the best part
>>27640716anon. . . . your reading comprehension reps. . . . stop neglecting them. . . . .
>>27640739The shitty spanish is what makes that kind of memes great though
>>27640730>>27640714>>27640649
>>27640746>>27640755what about "post statistics" do you not understand?
>>27640676God I wish that was me.
>>27640765>British
Did Ame stop all her "yo mama" jokes?
>>27640674flarethe clownthe squirrel
What the fuck are you schizos moaning about? She's having a nice free chat/question asnwering
>>27640594
>>27640507They obviously have permissions now though given Korone's 24-hour AC Syndicate stream.
>>27640719And yet there's doxx of Kiara and none of Gura or her roommate.Staying this hidden is a definite achievement. Even more so for somebody who doesn't even know how to reset a modem.
>>27640498The point of SC reading streams is to get the shit over with.
>I specialize in smaller thingsW-We have a chance!
how days since it's been she lost that bread
>>27640594So these are the people calling Gura's fans underage
>>27640709Not sure if we'll ever have access to those statistics, but anecdotally my younger brother browses minecraft streams, and I saw one of her videos in his feed
>>276403116' 1'
>>27640756in the midwest, either coast has higher height averages
>>27640763Like 26
>>27640690Don't be like that anon, there are plenty of girls taller than 6'0. they just look like abominations with horrible proportions nine times out of ten
>>27640703Legit it makes you grow some thick skin. I like this place and the anons I share it with.literal fact over
>>27640797More than a week, it's actually pretty insane because I hid it kinda badly
Manlets why are you alive?
>>27640753nobody wants to learn french so i doubt it
>>27640752Shut up and ignore them. Just watch what you're enjoying
>>276407655" 4' anon hereim a burger who is asian
>>276405795'7 - Honorary Tranny
>>27640752This. I remember you fuckers complained that the only thing Gura lacked was fucking zatsudans, and then this happened, and you fucking complained. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKIGN MIND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>27640752She needs to ignore the shitty SC but other than that its fine, I dont think the others even get this many genuine lore questions
>>27640311I'm 176cm
>>27640761You think, anon?
How was the kiara ame collab?
>NeighborNARRATIVEBROS
>>27640311>all the girls showing skin except Gura>chest inflation on Inareddit art
TOO MUCH INFORMATION GURA BEWARE
Gura can hide my suffering!Chumchads are right again!
>>27640778oh im sorry anon
>>27640649Make her say "poutine". There's a certain way Canadians say that.
>>27640525It's been one month even though it feels like a year. Though they seem more professional than their JP counterparts maybe they'll ease up over time.
Guys, you won't believe it!Moona is eating!
Oh shit. Thats my decoration outside. Bros, Gura's my neighbor. what do?
>>27640594THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GURA ANTIS aaaAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>27640428>>27640744Based.>>27640775>>27640733>>27640690>>27640622>>27640601>>27640598At least you aren't manlets
>>276403116'1 almost 6'2
>>27640823AAAAAAAAA/10Watch it
>>276403116.2
>>27640756southern here we are fucking tall
Got'em?
>300 dislikesSTOPPPPP
>>27640594I can't breath
>>27640825I THINK THEY HAVE "NEIGHBORS" IN SOUTH AMERICA, TRIANGULATE HER LOCATION
GOT'EM?
>>27640837cute!
>>27640811To breed cunny?
>>27640398RIP Korone and Fubuki
>>27640837Good
>>27640728even yuropoors can into US memes on the AMERICAN MADE interbutts.Also, converting feet and inches to centimetres isn't even that hard. Besides, whoever said I was Dutch? I've just studied there for a couple of years so I've seen my fill of the lanklords in living color.
>>27640311From this surveyposting, I can conclude that anons that are 6'1" are physically unable to not state their height when given the opportunity to do so.
>>27640828I wouldn't even be surprised if you autistic fucks managed to find her just by the severed head decoration
>>27640715>HoloEN will be more professional in that aspect.i think it's the culture. I expect zero horniness on HoloEN. There will never be matsuri or marine level of that in EN. Kiara is trying to do it but it's obvious the girls are not in to it.
>>27640765>5'0"I'm a 28 year old male
>>27640752Caring this much, just watch Gura you fucking retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garum
So are sharkfags the most insecure fanbase or do the chickenfags get worse when she streams?
>>27640594Next HoloStarEN
>>27640823They played chess.
>>27640792Apparently some of Subaru's videos were deleted instead of privated, if that isn't the reason then it's probably just not been unprivated yet since they'd have to do it manually, that's why haachama's view stats got a bump recently, she unprivated some popular ones while she was sitting in jail.
>>27640823It was fun, but the threads were the best thread since the debuts.
>>27640859Garum is fermented fish paste
>>27640594The irony.
>>27640823>>27640659
Garum is fish soup from Rome / Italy
Garum, the Roman fish sauce.
>Gura only chose kayfabe questionsOPSEC master
>>27640852minecraft kids want minecraft content
gura getting exposed here
>degenerate prepubescents spam gottemfucking faggots. cull all these under 18s on hololive streams
>>27640823pain/peko
Not got'em!GAROUMARK OF THE WOLVES
>>27640719I dunno about Kiara. "Kikiriki" is a pretty strong hint for her roommate just by itself.
>>27640837I expect nothing less
>>27640659God damn that game was such a shit show. Just moving pieces at random. 10/10 picture.
Garum? The roman condiment?
Is Gura going to make Roman fish sauce?
>>276408446' is the ideal height, I wouldn't want to be a beanpolet. 6'
>>27640812what are you talking about? tons of girls want to learn french because they think its a "beautiful language"
>>27640842
>>27640800your personal environment is not representative
Spicy lore narrative here:Gura is the Marine of EN, in that she's not actually a shark, just larping as one. All of the other EN members are just imaginary friends she created from all the anime she watched.
>>276403115'7"
>>27640649She's scandanavian!
>>27640311I hate feetI'm 177
gaddun?
>>27640311Yes, I'm 5'7
>>27640842Give me her number
>>27640508holy fuck outta here zoomer
>>27640752Too many directly in character questions. Questions should maintain kayfabe but also directly imply the actual person behind the character.For example I once asked Ina if she would focus on streaming or balance her streaming with priestess duties in the future? She took the hint of what I meant obviously, and it maintained kayfabe.These questions are fucking horrendous, WHAT CULTURE SHARK DID U EXPERIENCE AS A SHARK LANDING ON LAND? It doesn't mean anything and she has to make up some cringe response
>>27640852stop counting the dislikes from tourists
TO DO:-Find everyone in the US with a realistic severed head-Find HEREasy. She's done.
>>27640881so she is italian?
>>27640793If her Zawa account had been for cosplay they would have equal amount of information what I'd consider real info is actual government names of which only like Mori and Ame have out
What we learned about HER>talks during moviesSo shes black>has neighborslives on a streetwe almost have her now
>>27640659>>27640879Beautiful.
>>27640594I'm kneeling
>garumget fucking trolled doxxx faggots
>>27640901based
>Moona 5 hours streamingwhat the fuck
Why does Gura always slap her plump meaty cunny?We get it, you have a cunny. Stop teasing u with it.
>>27640825She is flip confirmed, only flips habe neighbours
>>27640837She never stopped
the variance in Gura's stream quality is insane. one day it's fantastic the next it's absolute shit.
>>27640871Honestly the most insecure people in this thread are the antis.
>>27640350Autotune.
Sorry Chumbuds, I'm not enjoying the stream...
>>27640629She sounds like she's midwestern. Probably Chicago or something.
who knew gura was pasta blooded truely the axis is reborn
Oh lord, the cringekino
fucking esl question
I haven't had a chance to hop into the stream yet. Has Gura been opening up?
>>27640842Honk your horn and see if her mic pics it up
>All the girls watching the debuts togetherFUCKING KINO IT WILL BE
>>27640927Minecraft makes time fly
>>27640896>>27640895>>27640881>>27640882>>27640891>>27640907>>27640922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7Bb0Qg-oE&t=434s
>>27640889you wanna decimate guras fanbase that bad?
>>27640594>Underage calling others underageliterally pot calling the kettle blackwhy are gura antis like this?
>that grammar
>>27640898I'm 190cm tall and it feels as if everything I've used (but cars) has been made for midgets.
>>27640933nothing personnel
>>27640928FUCK now I cannot think about anything else
> Gura speaks frenchNARRATIVE BROS??
>>27640881garvm is fish sauce from ancient rome>>27640933anonchaama... I don't feel so good
>>27640933
>>27640659Ranma vs the Gambling King
>>27640916No she is from ancient rome.
>>27640812You have to either learn French or Spanish in American schools.
imagine ame reacting to her cringe debut stream
Fess up retard, which one of you fucked up this question?
>my girlfriends/u/chads... I kneel
Gura is probably a cali girl like artia but that's none of my business to give a shirt w/ irl stuff
>>27640915>the USMore like the world
>> My girlfriends
>Marine shows her gigantic bare ass through her window>Gura's neighbors shows photo-realistic decapitated heads through theirsThe neighbor gacha is real
>>27640938It’s one of the Midwest’s states famous for haveing a Chamaeleon accent / no accent
>haremlmao
>>27640961Internet explorerchama..
>>27640950Ame is going to suffer during that
>>27640871Definitely you, since you can't even complain about a fanbase without involving other out of insecurity of someone disagreeing with you.Pathetic.
Her senpai is Coco right?
YURIFAGS BTFO
So what are the official intelligence rankings after that horrid chess match?
>>27640933oh noooooooooooo whatever should we dooooooooooooo chumbros its literally over
>>27640508>>27640594FUCKING KEKThanks for the laugh retard
>>27640752gurafags are sensitive as fuck lmao
>My girlfriendsBRUH!
>GIRLFRIENDSN-NARRATIVEBROS?!
>predict a hololive member that is most likely to kill themself in 2021
>>27640952I see Gura also got that video randomly recommended to her.
>entire website makes shitty meme about how seeing a squid is making them go insane, make fun of how something like that shouldn't affect you, have clearly never read a single one of his works>25k people and 3 whole threads on here are made to go insane by watching a simple chess gameAPOLOGIZE
>>27640867>zero horninesswhat about among the sleep and fap
>>27640933drop in the water
>>27640902Nah, Minecraft stream had some Swedish words she butchered worse than any semi-fluent person could. Wasn't faking it aswell.
>>27640594Bros? I thought you said SEAniggers were the shitposters?
>gura is very anti homoBased Christian shark
>>27640823torture by chess. It was great. Oh some technical difficulties starting out so you might want to skip out on the first 15 or so minutes unless you want to see awkward dead space filling with Kiara asking about Amelia's family without knowing it's touchy.
>>276407034chins is a place every man should extensively visit in his formative years. Even in its much more pussified form of today.It teaches so many incredibly valuable lessons, and not just about life and culture of the internet
>>27640980rerolling is expensive as fuck
>>27640990Bottom left across the board, EN is officially retarded
>>27640971NO
>>27640958>>27640964Based.
>>27640961french canadian clearly
>>27640988Coco was the one who scouted her
>>27640508ABAYO CHOCOBORU
>>27640977Gura is american, and lawn decorations are almost exclusively an american thing.
THE ULTIMATE /HLGG/ GEO POLLhttp://poal.me/i362f6http://poal.me/i362f6Please vote
>are you going to celebrate your 10000th birthday like 500 years from nowwow what a great question
>>27640970I will find you and kill you.
>>27640594I can't stop laughing holy shit
>noooo you can't just pretend to be a shark from Atlantis give us real life room mate lore>aaaaah don't interrupt my autistic analysis of your question by acknowledging a superchatDoxx fags btfo
>>27640938I'm from Chicago and I could see that. I don't think she actually lives in this state though.
What are these questions jfc
>>27640935Haven't been here long? There are very few antis in this thread, it's just a meme. You're just responding to shitposters that live for (you)s because it's too fucking easy.>>27640986nice reddit spacing and reddit-tier psycho-analyzation
I've figured out Gura's identity....she's a highly advanced AI
>>27640922>>27640952I've seen that video before. Did she really just referenced some ancient roman thing just to keep in character with the Atlantis thing? Holy shit, I kneel any harder.
>>27640988>>27641018So stream with her when?
>>27640997Pekora, completely by accident
>>27641007based
>>27640988FBKShe said it in her members MuseDash stream
>>27640997Matuli...
>>27640933Go take some Adderall for your ADD you fucking loser.
I'm still a bit mad at Gura for her really bad Q&A stream, but I've calmed down a bit. I kind of regret cancelling my membership. I don't know if I can handle being a fan of sharktubers if they just fuck with your expectations this hard, it's too much disappointment for me. I might re-enable my membership but I'm just worried this will happen again and I'll just be disappointed.Why doesn't she care, bros? Why wouldn't she just spend a couple hours ahead of time reading the questions so she could prepare some good answers to them? Or maybe have her fans vote on good questions to ask her? She could have even just had a regular chat stream without any Q&A. Instead of just embarrassing herself and all her supporters the way she did.Sorry if this comes off rant-ish, I'm kind of a mess right now.
>>27641005She has pronounced some words reasonably well but it's probably more likely that she has seen Pewdipie speak Swedish.
>>27641004Almost spit my drink out, hit me with a warning next time.
cant wait till Mori vs Watson chess match
>>27640971Its HER
>>27640933S-SHUT UP B-B-BARRACUDA!
>>27641011Does that make Kiara gachawhale?
>talks about her senpais messaging her>didn't say whoGIVE THE FUCKING DETAILS YOU SHARK TELL US ABOUT HOW SHION SENT YOU PICS
>Gura is a GeminiThat explains her Minecraft
>>27641029Reflective of her audience
>>27641013What did Ina and Mori do to out themselves as retards?
>>27641013Not bottom left just left
>>27641000Everyone knows seeing eldritch sea creatures won't drive you insane, it's just mean rumours.
>>27640508>>27640594So this is the face of Barracudas. Funny.
>>27640594>that subscriber list
>>27640980what stream did Marine say that in? Do you have a clip
>>27641000>entire website makes shitty meme about how seeing a squid is making them go insane, make fun of how something like that shouldn't affect you, have clearly never read a single one of his worksI'm a big fan of Lovecraft's stories but I love the going insane memes. It's just a good laugh mate.
>>27640594fucking kek
>>27641042>I'm still a bit mad at Gura for her really bad Q&A stream, but I've calmed down a bit.holy shit anon its not that serious, unironically take your meds
>>27640794That's not an issue because she's never actually going to read all SC.
he kneels
>>27641042kek
found gura
>>27640376t. King of Manlets
>>27640817the only thing i am complaining about is i can't listen to the stream because of this fucking work call aaaaahh
>>27640933fuck fellow anti kun, i can't get into our tranny discord atm so asking here how do i switch likes to dislikes on youtube?i hit the wrong button bro please help
>>27641042Unironically take your meds, please.
>>27641028ok retard
>>27641036>ancient roman>AtlantisWasn't Atlantis Egyptian?
>>27641021>I share this general with Africans
>>27641042rrogey
>>27640659I've spent the entire day having fits of laughter remembering this match and the threadsthat's the stuff
>36k at eurohours with a SC streamthis train has no breaks
>>27640752I don't see your point.You can want something but still be disappointed by its quality when you get it.You can appreciate her making an effort to put out more talk-centric content but still find that it doesn't automatically make her a great conversationalist.
>>27641042based
>Tomorrow is for today's yesterday
>>27640868>shorter than Kevin HeartAt least you're not Danny Devito
>>27641025honestly super based of her to dunk on schizos like that
>>27641042https://streamable.com/04128q
GURA JUST HAD A STROKE ON STREAM>GURA JUST HAD A STROKE ON STREAMGURA JUST HAD A STROKE ON STREAM>GURA JUST HAD A STROKE ON STREAMGURA JUST HAD A STROKE ON STREAM
PLAYING THE MOTHER OF ALL CHESS GAMES HERE, /HLGG/
Gura's just as bad with temporal direction as spatial direction holy shit
>>27641037When she gets out of jail
>>27641000checked and I still go insane for Inas feet
>>27640845Tallfags should go for Mori or some other tallwhore, cunny is for manlets
Gura is a master at playing dumb
>>27640970Recite your death haiku.
>>27640988Its Marine from her early streams, but she also likes Coco, FBK and Shion
>>27641087Will you be my huh rem?
>>27641042nice pasta
>>27641083FUCK I forgot it was Euro hours. What the actual fuck? How does this Shark do it?
wheres your hijab gura why would you disgrace allah with your bare head
>>27641012it teaches misogyny, racism, and transphobia
>>27640508>>27640594
>>27641021seems about right
>>27640793It's mainly because of their past, as far as we know, even the stuff gura got famous for is under a pseudonym with no face attached, all we really have is the voice and a few anecdotes to go off of, Kiara's known for cosplay and idol work, it's a lot harder to bury that stuff. Mori tied her real name to her alias and has done videos with her face, Ame facecammed on her stream, and we actually don't have much on Ina either beyond her art. but she has made public appearances, just not necessarily a lot of photos around.
>>27641042I remember this rumao
>>27640594>subscribed to Nyanners>subscribed to Gigguk>subscribed to REACT>subscribed to James Charles>subscribed to Pewdiepie>etc.
>>27640823bottom/left
We're Gura's harem now Chumbuds
>>27640659me with the bleach
>>27640913THIS. Everyone especially Kiara and Ame do this. We just want this out of Gura.
>>27641042ogRRAT
>>27641051It's FBK
>>27641094I don't understand the appeal.
>>27641042literal autism holy
>>27641042lmao gay
>>27641074you press the thing called subscribe and press the bell button
>>27641067Ride on time Redalicechama
>>27641067Based
>>27641042People falling for pasta, kek. Well done
>>27640927The usual.
>>27641109And that's a good thing
>>27641109Truly life's most valuable lessons indeed.
>>27641028there are like 1-2 actual unironic schizo antis aside from the shitposters and those were the ones im talking about
>>27641065>>27641076It's a new copy pasta, don't worry. It was about Kiara originally
>romans stealing garum from atlantisdamn medniggers
>>27641065>>27641076anonchama......
> Guys what is haram? Should I google it?Gura...
>doesnt know what Harem isQuestion Chumbuds,is Gura not knowing anything about anime part of her lore? Isnt that kinda weird? or is that why she can pull in potential non weebs. Genuinely curious
>>27641067Who?
>>27641042>Why doesn't she care, bros?I think she in fact cares but she has no idea how to do a good Q&A stream. She should simply not read the SCs or do it like Kiara or Calli.>cancelling my membership.Nevermind, you're an imbecile.
>>27641109Thise are important.
Chumbuds we are accepted in her harem...
>>27641078Most likely around turkey/greece, probably pre bronze age collapse
>>27641046Challenge: Only allowed to speak Swedish during it.
>>27640525Gura doesn't like talking about herself and seems to go to great lengths to make herself undoxxable.
>>27640997Festival...
these threads keep the jannies busy
>>27641096Manlets thinking anything is for them KEK
>>27641078I though it was Greek, doesn't it come from Plato? but roman is close enough
>>27641046This is legit a great movie that I want some HoloEN to suffer through
>>27640753dont all schools pretty much teach spanish now?
>>27641078Since it was Plato who came up with it, I imagine it's more Hellenic.
WHERE IS THE UNDO BUTTON
Can you LATAM's and SEA's just enjoy the cunny?
does she really not know what a harem is jesus christor she's really good at acting
>>27641094God I want to lick those tako feets
>>27641109Differences of the sexes, race-realism, caution around the mentally ill?All valuable life lessons.>>27641012 Is right.
Whoops.
PANIK
>>27641145Absolutely Haram
>>27641042when will you kill yourself?
>>27641109You say it like thats a bad thing
>>27641109if only the whole world could be like this site!
Did she really google harem...?
where is the undo button fucking kek
>>27640990Mori is cringe but has a fully functional brain unlike the rest of the girls.
Gura reference "friends" quite a lot. Interesting
>>27641042>anons not doing their archive reps
>>27640997Who the fuck are you quoting?
>>27641042Why are there people like this? Is it hard being at least a bit normie?
>>27641148she's absolutely fucking with everyone
>>27641067https://twitter.com/REDALiCE/status/1306401272619098112Weren't even surprised
>>27641042>they actually fell for the shitpost pastaplease just stop responding to obvious bait, this thread is going to shit again
>>27641119jesus fucking christ you can't make this shit up kek
>>27641042ogey
>>27641021>No Antarctica option
WHICH ONE IS THE ALPHA HAREM MEMBER WHO WILL BE ALLOWED TO CARE FOR HER PERSONALLY?I suggest the first one to get T3 Membershrimp
>>27641074>>27641131then you click "join" and follow the instructions
>>27640594>>27640508FUCKINGLMAO
>>27641000don't open it
>>27641078Atlantis was first invented in Greece and was supposed to be somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.
Are sharks monogamous?
>>27641148Is the word harem used on Dub?
>>27641168Remember when she didn't know what a "wife" is
>>27641168she does, she's been larping all the timeshe did this with "what is a wife?" back then
>>27640719Matsuri of course was too dumb to not do that and everyone found her roommate's stream channel.I can excuse the menhera shit because she's really goddamn cute
>>27641168I am convinced she is just trying to play it off.
>almost said my girlfriends heheHarem confirmed
>>27641168Did you really get fooled by her kayfabe dummy act
>>27641189>Is it hard being at least a bit normie?yes
>>27641161Pretty much all schools have atleast the option to choose either spanish or french. But I've heard nowadays you can learn mandarin, japanese, german, russian, + spanish and french.
>>27640901But she has a sharktail jutting out of her tailbone though. That means she's an actual shark and not just larping
>>27641192So REDALiCE is a cunnyseiur?
>>27641110What was it?
>>27641100>>27641040>>27641018I don't know who to believe
>>27641042>people still fall for this
>>27641066What's the point of reading SC then anyway?
>>27641042>falling for the Kiara pastaI hate every single one of you niggers
>>27641096>cunny is for manletsanon I...
>>27641182Wasn't the schizo narrative that shejoined HoloEN because HER litteraly didn't have any real friends?
>32k subs in a day
>>27641042It's cuz you paid. Now you feel betrayed.Do yourself a favor and do not give streamers any money.
>>27641051if you were a member you'd know that it was unreal for her to have FBK as a sempai, since she really loved her song in musedash way before HL, and having her as a sempai now is like a dream.
>>27641147He made a lot of remixes for Hololive (Coco's intro, Ride on Time remix, etc)
>>27641078The romans claim to be from the blood of a hero of the Trojans
>>27641042I love this pasta
>>27641042Based
>>27641148She watched like only one anime that being Konosuba if I member correctly
No way that's real, nobody's that retarded
>>27641220
>>27640945Not really, questions are kinda garbage, and she's sc reading between questions. got a story, but it was pretty generic.
>>27640901Her shark teeth are real. If there's any larper in EN, it's Ame.
>>27641109And that's a good thing!
>>27641225please understan, they are shork brain
>>27640913This guy gets it
>>27640988Literally any Holo outside of EN is her senpai.
>Moona eating ASMR
>WHAT ARE WE BECOMINGGura psychology everyone
>>27641148pretending to not know things is opsec 101
>>27641148not even a 5 minutes ago she talked like she knew what it meant, so i think she's just a playing out a joke
>>27640990Mori > Ina >> Amelia > Kiara >> Gura
>south afreecaArchitect friends, you've sold me on MOOna.
>>27641167Nigga I do
Please don't bully my shark wife she's trying her bess...
>>27641218There's ways to fake that
>>27641148It's an act, she's the one keeping the character the most out of all the girls
Remember when Gura said she will get through all SCs that have accumulated no matter how long it takes?At this rate this will be the longest stream in history
>>27641220LEAVE THIS THREAD NEWFAG
Only 34 minutes until Ina saves us bros
>>27641224To get manager-san off her back.
>>27641148She's playing the family friendly schtick since a lot of her base are just kids
>>27641224Contractual obligations
>She's gained 5k subs in 85 minutes from this>32,000 subs a day nowWhat the hell!?
>>27640990Moona >>>>>>> Mori = Ina > Ame = Kiara > Gura
>holoen visits holojp server this saturday>all of holojp show up to try to leech and desperately pander for attentioni can see it already
>>27641109Pfft plz, fuck off.
>>27641265RTA SC reading stream when?
>>27641168nobody should be explaining retard basics like this.
>>27641167Si
>>27641262if she didnt like it, she wouldnt banter and bully back the way she does
>>27641127some people will never get it, for some people it clicks as a footfag (not the guy who posted the pic btw), feet are like breasts. i dont get a boner by looking at breasts in like a medical textbook or some shit and i can look at some breasts and go "yup those sure are boobs" and not get aroused by them. Feet come in all different shapes and sizes like boobs and people like different things about them. Some like their association with femdom, sweat or smells, or only appreciate clean feet, some people like their shapes or wrinkles or their accoutrements like socks, stockings, shoes, etc
>>27641225I replied to the pasta knowing that it's pasta because that's the nice thing to do. We probably made that anon's day with all the (you)'s.
>>27640594>>27640508Holy kek
Someone ask gura if she ever burn a peanut butter burger.
>>27641167But i do, if anything i expect americans to not like cunny
>>27640752It's a bad zatsudan because Gura doesn't want to open up about herself which, share funny or interesting stories or anecdotes, or even really talk about the things she likes. Even the question about favorite moments was a pretty vague and generic answer (like she couldn't even mention Marine and Shion as senpai she's talked to?). So your greentexts aren't mutually exclusive. She's doing a zatsudan without wanting to talk about herself in anything other than generic vagueries which kind of defeats the point.
>>27641225I'm still a bit mad at anon for falling for that stale pasta, but I've calmed down a bit. I kind of regret getting myself banned on purpose. I don't know if I can handle being a fan of anonymous discussion if they just fuck with your expectations this hard, it's too much disappointment for me. I might evade my ban but I'm just worried this will happen again and I'll just be disappointed.Why doesn't they care, bros? Why wouldn't they just spend a couple hours ahead of time reading the archives so they could prepare some good answers to them? Or maybe have her meidos delete bait posts? We could have even just had a regular chat stream without any stupid pasta. Instead of just embarrassing themselves and all her posters the way they did.Sorry if this comes off rant-ish, I'm kind of a mess right now.
>>27641241Ogey
>>27641182boomer confirmed
>>27641268I don't need saving
>>27641280pls happen. pls happen
This is the first time i choose to watch Moona instead of Gura, don't barracuda me chumbuds who can't take critique
CTRL+D for detach terminal of course!
>>27641275Yeah no real need to numberfag anymore it's blatantly obvious she'll be first to 1m
>>27641293>feet are like breasts
>>27641268Oh shit, 34 min to take a shower
>>27641293ogey ame
>>27641168she is obviously still playing her character, how can you even ask that?
>>27641268Thank goodness
>>27641293HOLY KINO
>>27641261
>teeheeUOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>27641275Don't worry pekora. You'll tell your parents what you do in december.
>>27641293Ame...
>>27641214Shion yo...
Amelia baits people into parasocial relationships with most of her singleplayer games. I watched Superliminal and she gasps for air, moans and says affectionate things. In a room with a starry sky she goes: "Wow. It's so nice to be here with you! I wish we could stay together like this.". Obviously she is fully aware of what she's doing
im doing my part, fellow teamates
>>27640990Ina > Mori >>>> Gura >> Ame > Kiara
Who among the shrimps will be her Lovester?
>I LIKE BIG SHARKSOH NO
>>27641275I don't get it either. I understand her growth but why is she getting so much from this stream specifically today?
>>27641293Ame pls stop talking about your boner.
>>27641293
>>27640990HER > Ina > Mori >>>>>> Ame > Kiara >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gura
when will gura acknowledge goblin sharks?
>>27641293BASED AME
>>27641301>if anything i expect americans to not like cunnyAmericans are closeted cunnyseur
>>27641280>inb4 they ignore holoEN kino
>>27641264Even Mori?
>>27641303Yeah, the reason Kiara's zatsudan is so good is that she's able to let herself be very vulnerable.
>>27641293>as a footfag>Ameyup sounds about right
>>27641042Love this pasta
>>27641293that's something s***i would say
>>27641306kek
>>27641152>>27641078>>27641159>>27641162>>27641204>>27641234IIRC Plato said he translated it from Egyptian?
>>27641266noget fucked nigger
>>27641148>>27641240>>27641206Harem is not an anime word exclusively either. She's obviously playing her fish out of water character
>>27641293deepfake reading when?
>>27641293OH NOOOOOO! Ame is a footfag?Haachama collab when?
>>27640292
>>27641243Oh for fuck's sake. Better luck next time I guess.
>>27641330I like it and made a new account to like it again, fuck you
>>27641280>they whole place is so over-built that they can't really do anything there and quickly go back to their own actually fun server
>>27641275Shits out of control. I'm a chumbuddy, but I do want at least let Fubuki win the 1 million race. Right now, even the dog can't make it.
@27641330ogey, falseflagchama
>>27641210>too dumb to not do thatIt was on purpose anon
I'll confess, I don't watch Gura because I like her contentI watch ouf of sheer curiousity for this phenomenon I don't understand trying to understand why it's working
The questions are so shit because Amelia did a unmoderated Q&A that had some yabai questions. Now the managment are playing it as safe as possible.
>>27641333>no carlosONE JOB
>>27641330>>>/v/
>>27641336Sufferingkino minecraft went viral and then a stream coming off just after that is a potent combo.
>>27641293WTF Ame, Gura's feet sucking asmr when?
>>27641275I feel bad for Korosan and FBK, but if Gura makes 1M first, maybe that'll convince Cover to get the fuck out of China and double down on EN.
>>27641222I rewatched their streams just to find who their favorite was, it's Marine for her but all of them have mentioned liking Coco also
>Gura prefers big shark cockJesus gura
>>27641293I see I see, it's just something that clicks or doesn't huh?
>>27641280it'll be kino if they give them a welcome like the one gen 5 got
>>27641268you mean 34 minutes until i can enjoy dual streams
>>27641330kek you're a funny fella
>>27641293I wish I liked feet, they are way more accessible
>>27641346>Matuli>ignoring cunnyThere's going to be at least one.
Gura's zatsudan streams can be used as psychological torture.
Lads, I can't help but repeatedly depress myself by watching Kiara cry from the self dubbing SC and when Amelia almost cracked talking about the person she cared forI hope all the talents EN, JP and others stay well and keep a stiff upper lip
I wanna smell haachama's athlete's foot.
>>27641091Standing hereI realizeYou are dumb like meTrying to play chess poorlyBut who's to judgeWhat moves are wrongWhen the game is doneI think we'll both agreeThat pawns promote to rooksBut in the end it has to play this wayI kind of know chessYour game is a messBut maybe we're both the sameThe chat has turnedSome supachats burnedBut nobody gets this gameAnd buried deep in this hellish wasted threadI feel new memes will be born about Gura's lost bread
>>27640990Ame was merely pretending, her rating went up
>>27640290Nice, the teamup has steam links now
>>27641347I guess, because Mori fails at keeping it up 50% of the time
>>27641330Delet this
>>27641275Bots.
>>27641293fits perfectlywe know Amelia is into feet and thighsplease step on me, force me to suck your toes
>I'm more confused about Gura than everPE RFE CT
>Television and movies when that stuff came outWhen did she first come to land the fucking 1890s?
>Have to nap so I won't straight up pass out and die during my /fit/ reps later>Ina streaming in 30 minsOh I hate it. I HATE IT.
>>27641315>completely ignoring the comparison give up ur oishi, you dont deserve her
>>27641367"@27641330"Back to discord
>>27641331 shes preying on people with mental problems. like the whole seraphine twitter thing. sad.
>Didn't really speak english when she came on landGura confirmed for ESL
>>27641094>sock is in the wrong feet
>Southern accent
>>27641355>>27641305>>27641220You'd know if you weren't a newfag
>>27641265she also said her minecraft stream was going until she found diamonds...
>>27641354I mean it’s possible man they some historians say Hermès was just an Egyptian god in disguise
>>27641331Inside, she's laughing at you.
>>27641206You absolute buffoon, harem is an Arabic word.Fucking weebs
>>27641227yeah, exactly kek. Its not like the primary goal for them to join Hololive is money. Maybe not for Ina but thats special case
>>27641275Today is the day where I stopped caring. I realized that it's mostly immature underage people. They don't donate, and spam the chat so practically worthless as subs.
>>27641385https://streamable.com/aw4jmv
no
Gura's relatable ESL experience!
Guh
>>27641372there's gotta be a middle-ground. let ame pick twice the number of questions and manager-san can cut them in half.
>>27641432fuck off mori., show me your tits
>>27641372Gura put that shit through a second filter. Her paranoia would not allow her to just blindly accept what her manager gave her.
hm hm hm
>>27641354There's still a huge debate on whether Plato made it up himself or took inspiration from other sources. Those being that Egyptian one and the Trojan War
>>27641354It's like Homer's stuff. It was oral folklore (most likely originating from the Bronze Age Collapse), which Plato wrote down.
I'm not trying to be a chicken anti but is there some language barrier between esl and native speakers? Because Kiara definitely could not take a hint that Ame parents passed away.
Anyone else feel this stream has absolutely zero content? Shes just pretending not to know stuff and providing fake/vague answers to everything.
>>27641415>implying I didn't stop reading after that sentence
>>27641432guh
>>27641042i love all you chumbuds and i know you only come here when Gura streams but you gotta lurk more and not respond to obvious pasta and bait
>>27641402impressive. very nice.
>>27641432Mori I will rape you
>>27641432GANG GANG
>>27641385Sharks have 2 dicks
>>27641330I'm a teamate, not watching the stream, but liked it just to spite you
>thinking about the british accent ame put on for her first streamWe definitely need a real posh girl for gen 2 EN
>>27641330very weak falseflag, try harder next time
I'm gonna be honest Tentacult, I'm not looking forward to two days in a row of Minecraft
man I love Gura.........
Hey cool I got a free (You) for refusing to give someone one
>>27641425stfu and spoonfeed me
>>27640990Sharkzawa (Limiters off) >>> Ina > Mori = Gura >> Ame >> Kiara
>>27641148She pretended she didn't know what a PlayStation 5 is too.
>>27641414So is gura confirmed to be a foreigner now?
>>27641293:^)
>>27641429Chill it with these already.
>>27641449>not liking shark facts
>>27641449this
i just realized i spend most of my time watching these streams looking at /hlgg/ threads and spamming refresh.this happens even during gaming streams like the gang beasts collab. do i have a problem?
Gura?!
>>27641330OHNONONONO
>>27641449What do you mean, Moona is dropping some huge fact bombs in this stream.
>>27641453but thats the best part of gura threads
>>27641293For me its 99% about how theyre drawn also in splatoon 2 you can play barefoot so I guess that contributed a bit to it
>>27641367>@This HAS to be bait
>>27641331Not to mention she's referenced several forms of media about digital romance throughout her streams. She knows what she's doing.
>>27641464I, however, am totally looking forward to it
>Was at 37k>down to 33kIts over chumbuds
>>27641453 i didnt
>>27641437i swear HER is not ESL. Either Gura is definitely good at pretending to be ESL or it's not HER. Doesn't matter either ways
>>27641261>>27641324
>>27641477Same the only reps i do these days is stream and thread reps.
>>27641459How do we even compete
>Cheese Shark>FunnyI think she's learning to hate her chat
>>27641464I am, I could watch paint dry if Ina was commentating
>>27641475in-character lore is kinda boring desu1 week after debut no one cares anymore
>>27641416>>27641487newfriends....
>>27641464Knowing Ina she'll make it work
>>27641293>i dont get a boner by looking at breasts in like a medical textbook or some shitNot very surprising, Miss Watson.
>>27641477They're designed to become such a big part of our lives that we become attached to them and spend more money
>>27641468imagine missing out on the best blunder by a newfag because you're a newfag, you must be dying to know what it is.
>>27641464Just alt+tab and do something else bro
These chats are ending my sanity
>>27641487new detected
>>27641477I do it too. Yes you have a problem.
>>27641486I really love this image but it's not because of the feet
>>27641432Don't get mad, teach.
>>27641449Basically yeah it's kind of fucking useless. The only thing we learned is she talks at movies and that's kind of it.It's weird because during her first minecraft she actually was talking about herself with the sleep paralysis stories etc, nothing at all like that here though.
>>27641449Master of OpSec
>>27641181>functional brain>can't use her functional brain for playing actual gamesShe's garbage
>>27641468ogey
What will Ina build, is there some sort of building in Lovecraft?
>these questionsI like Q&A streams but man even Amelia had better questions even with the IM SO LONELY onesit stinks because Gura seems pretty good at this she's coming up with lore on the spot
>>27641455Must... protect
>>27641191>>27641255>>27641264>>27641272Hmm, that actually kind of changes my opinion on her a bit, on one hand she feels the most "corporate" and "fake", but at the same time i have to admit shes pretty good at acting. Not my cup of tea, but i understand her role
Take notes faggots
>>27641449Do yourself a favor and go watch Moona instead.
>>27641495fucking based
Gura popularity isn't a good thing for us or anyone.
>>27641280They already did this with the 5th gen, even Miko showed upAnd it was amazingNo reason they shouldn't do it for EN
I like Gura a lot but she seriously needs to work on not being boring
>that whyYup, definitely Texan
>>27641477>spamming refresh.Autoscroll, newfag
>>27641494her command of US regional accents is too strong to be ESL. she not only knows how to produce them, but what kinds of word choice and jokes fit with them.
Time to do my cute reps, later fags
Investing in vegetables and water right the fuck now
>>27641477No, these threads are genuine top tier entertainment.
Holy shit, I'm cute as fuck
now i'm just a smiling, well-fed 2/10.
>>27641449>WAAAAH I WANT PERSONAL INFO TO FILL MY NARRATIVESFUCK.OFF.
brb eating a salad
>Why are you so cute?C'mon Gura that's such an odd question to answer. This feels like a weird zatsudan.
>>27641280>Moona is just stalking them in minecraft typing wild as fuck shit in game chat>see that she's streaming and tune in>hear her eating a McRib and a rotisserie chicken while she playskino
Imagine being a Kiara or morifag
I fucked up my veggie reps...
>>27641532R'lyeh
>>27641477/hlgg/ is the true entertainment
>>27641532She's gonna go look for a dog
NOOOOOooooo I havent been doing my veggie reps
what's with the water drinking propaganda?
>>27641055Mori's a retarded boomer when it comes to computers. She doesn't know the difference between ethernet and a USB cable and she didn't know what to call her computer tower, she just called it the big box with the technology in it. She's literally never used a scroll wheel before.
This stream is filtering the kiddos hard huh
>>27641402Kiara, I kneel.
>>27641486thats what you think is a good foot?
>>27641520>66k subs>literal shit for contentI should try youtube again.
>Gura teaching kidsThis feels too fucking seiso for Hololive. She can make a Saturday morning TV show out of this stuff.
>>27641449>>27641527This is the first Gura stream that's just staight up bad, i fucking love her but i had to turn of this stream
>>27641520How do these people-to-be get access to a credit card?
>>27641491Don't worry, it's gonna drop more in 30 minutes
>>27641533She's not going to reveal whether a tiny bit of pee leaked out or not. Is she?
>>27641477Considering the other option is watching chat, I'd much rather be here.
>>27641513Yes please
>>27641543It's a good thing for Hololive and Cover since game companies will see her growth and start giving permissions in mass
>MayoGura confirmed white.
>>27641574both in chat and on 4changood shitchat could lose another 10k though
>>27641464I think the content will be great but I fear the minecraft audience...
>>27641558Just stop giveing hlg baitfags yous they will leave when you stop responding
>>27641491people over here go to bed now
>mayo on toast
>>27641567Why a dog?
>>Gura is still on her most recent stream's super chat. never gonna make it.
So non-chumbuds how do you guys feel about Gura's Q&A stream?
>>27641449What motivates you to harvest the (you)'s? I'm legitimately curious about the motivations involved, is it just an addiction to big number? Or fucking with pathetic otakus? I never get shitposting, beyond the inherent quality of crafting the post itself being stimulating.
>>27641491It's not just a SC/zatsudan/marshmallow but it's bad at accomplishing all three of those things.I get it that it seemed like a good idea to mix in useless shitty SC reads with something more engaging, but when almost all her answers are like "back in atlantis duhduhduhduh" she might as well not fucking bother with the "zatsudan" part at all, that isn't a fucking zatsudan Gura, endless fucking RP IS NOT zatsudan.
FUCCBOI?
Oh no, Gura likes mayo. This really hurts me.
>>27641548>having to manually select autoscrollextensions, newfag
>>27641563>even normies like Ame that muchKinda feel like her subs should be more in the 500k range I guess her fans are just loud even outside of here
>nora fucks boyuhh.....LANGUAGE?!
Lets go Gura, our job here is done
>vegemite
I'll be honest chumbuds. I never watch Gura's streams and only come here to shit up these threads but she really needs to work on being better at this.
>>27641520What the actual fuck? wasted sc.
Bad Gura
>Nutella and butterDO ATLANTEANS REALLY?
>>27641577>teaching kids>thanks fuccboi for their superchatfucking lol at youtube.
>mayo with breadHOLY BASED
Why is Gura so malnourished if she likes to eat junkfood so much?
>>27641575Her anatomy reps...
>>27641574I think you got this backwards
did this bitch just say she puts mayo on grilled cheese
>>27641543It's good for Gura, so by extension, it's good for me.
>>27641563If you're an actual Teamate, we don't want to associate ourselves with you. Now fuck off
>>27641520Haha imagine if we ciombined our names haha what a crazy idea Gura *jerks it furiously*
>>27641543Been saying this for weeks but>lol barracudaIf HoloENs popularity had averaged out slightly below where Mori is right now, the flood of normalfags could have been held back. Also EN gen 1 wouldn't have to constantly deal with an anomaly that they have to carefully tread around, and the JPs would be more comfortable in working with their kouhais.
>the stuff she eatsBRUH... the fuck?
>>27641563>phoneposter tribalistsup DAEGAN
>>27641563Where the fuck are these polls even coming from? I've never seen anything like this on youtube.
>>27641449I can't help but feel as though she's picking the least personal questions to answer to. I understand this is basically the second SC stream she's done which is a far cry from all the streams Mori and Kiara have done, but I think she's committing too strongly to maintaining the kayfabe. She doesn't have to answer deeply personal inquiries or whatever, but going a little deeper adds character.
I'm not watching but judging by the comments in here I think I can't even bring myself to look. Is she seriously answering lore questions about whether she has gills and what kind of fish she eats and what life is like in Atlantis? Holy hell dude, does anyone actually enjoy this shit?
>>27641618atleast gura got a dollar out of it
>>27641549I'm from Texas cool
>>27641613Shut up Itachi69
>>27641608WHAT'S WRONG WITH THATWHAT'S WRONG WITH LIKING MAYO
>butter and nutella on toast Gura is obese irl isn't she
>>27641592I don't know man, Spics do be weird like that.
>>27641611It's just a matter of time
>>27640997Matuli
The mayo/grilled cheese thing is a legit protip.
havent posted the cute bird in a bitbeen playing minecraft
SEAgura narrative bros...
God damn Moona is fucking horny
>Put mayonnaise or apple sauce on grilled cheese>I don't rememberWhat?
>>27641558Go watch pokimane then, you fucking loser.
>>27641491>watching cringe SC reading Its still way more views than anyone else who does it but still BORING
>>27641601Mr. Pierce needs a friend
>>27641065Do your lurking reps.
>>27641608in surgeon sim she said she puts it on hot dogs. are you frustrated?
>>27641620It's a thing in Germany
>>27641563Fuck of daegan
>>27641606people always want attentionthe biggest reason is because REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR FAVORITE HOLOLIVE MEMBER WILL GRADUATE TONIGHTit's pretty crazy.
>>27641575I prioritized a hololive picture ogey
>people not wanting to try things because it "sounds" weirdYou guys will never experience true cuisine.
>>27641563>60k votes
Chumbuds, please explain why this is entertaining.
>>27641629Yes...
She likes mayonnaise we know she is not a nigger
>tells people to eat vegetables to be cute>immediately talks about how she shoves her face with carbs & sauceBros is gura saying... she's not cute?
Cant Kiara do all the SC reading streams for all other holoen members ? I think that would be win/win situation
>>27641653This, the fry is just better than frying with butter
>Butter and Nutella What exactly is Gura's diet? Because it sounds like she just straight up eats anything
>>27641500I think an Ina stream where she uses real paints would be fun, but it's unlikely to happen.
What would you feed Gura?
>>27641640She also talks about food I guess.
>>27641477These threads are just better chat, only downside is 0 attention from the streamer, probably for the best though
>>27641600Put some shrimps, dill and a little bit of caviar and lemon on that toast with the mayonnaise and you've got a feast.
>>27641449>It's been 95 minutes
Yo Deadbeats. Hyped for Your Boy's live show? Here's a little preview. [/spoiler]https://youtu.be/u0tKJoHkN_Y?t=138[/spoiler]
>>27641592>>27641600>>27641608Mayo is what gives whites their power. Non-mayos can't understand as expected.
>>27640398aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>27641550>>27641494Gura the character is ESL. She talked about learning English through media, the same way a lot of us learned it.
>>27641601she's collecting pets and naming them characters from the call of cthulhu game she playedthe horse is mr pierce, she wants a dog to name bradley and a cat for Cat
>>27641631>It's good for GuraIt's good for her? Think rationally this only destroys her community for what? Popularity and money
>>27641634its not an anomaly. her bubbly personality and god-given talent has bestowed upon her the blessing of 840k subbies
>Ina's streaming now bye chatI'm tempted to do it
Who only puts nutella without butter on their bread?
>>27641608EUchad hereMayo is the superior condiment. French fries and chicken nuggies are best with a nice mayonnaise.And no, your shitty Heinz mayo is not real mayo.
20 minutes until humuhumu and clackclack
>>27641676Come back already you dumb dragon
a a a a a
>>27641676Kaichou... Three weeks was definitely too long.
>>27641513archive is down for me so spoonfeed me please
>>27641647I've never seen any fat lard be good at rhythm games
>>27641676Hey coco how’s the suspension going
>>27641647shes pretty flat im sure her chest beats sound so flat
>>27641606If you can't tell the difference between shitposts and trolls then lurk for 5 more years.
This stream is going exactly as I expected.
>>27641679but i like mayo
>>27641280Unilke gen 5, no one is lining up to collab with Holo EN, the language barrier is too big.
if you cant hum in sync with guras bgm get the fuck out
Thanks for the squid waiting room, Gura
>>27640420I’m 5’11 and I don’t have a height issue. Why does height actually matter anyways?
I'm unsubscribing
>>27641639community posted polls by youtubers channels
>>27641432hey bro nice titsno homo haha
>>27641687I don't even know anymore
>>27641563SHUT THE FUCK UP I SEND $500 SUPAS TO MY BOY EVERY STREAM
BLACKED
>>27641647No, she's a stick despite her weird ass taste
>>27641551>cute repsexplain
>>27641606Usually I just hope to make someone laugh.
>white chocolate is not chocolateFINALLY
>>27641677cunny
>dark chocolateoh boy...
/hlg/ please find something better to do other than shitting up our thread
>butter and nutella>mayoShe's dutch
>>27641676Coco go back to Yagoo jail.
>>27641676So Coco, how you liking the stream so far?
>>27641676I miss you
>>27641563Just means more Mori for me to love.
>>27641676please graduate reddit dragon
>white chocolate isnt chocolateBROS???
>>27641729based
it's MELK
>>27641676I love you, bitch.
>white chocolate is not chocolatemilk bar fags btfo
>>27641653I fry rice with mayo instead of oil too
Why are the managers/girls always so bad these initial picking of these SC? There MUST be some actual interesting and well written questions.I fucking hate you managers you stupid useless fucks do your job
BASEDFuck white chocolate
>>27641586>>27641709sent ;)
>ywn squeeze your condensed milk in Gura's mouth
>>27641717you must be a mulatto
>White chocolate isn't chocolateDon't cross the fucking line shark or we're gonna have a problem.
Gura with the correct opinions
>>27641677She has a small pussy...
Isn't that 2 of the ENs that have declared war on White Chocolate now?
>>27641672People on the internet are the pickiest fags.
>>27641464Ina is the creative one, she'll come up with a fun project for sure.
Can't wait until Ina streams. I just can't watch Gura's "Roleplaying" stream.
20 minutes until my wife streams
>give me that dark chocolate cockholy shit gura...
>white Chocolate is not chocolateOh it's on little one. You about to get turned in to a basketball.
>>27641543>>27641634if this drives faggots like you away from here I am all for it
>>27641690Yeah seriously her actual chat is 100% fucking useless now. These threads are a fucking savior for people older than like 14.
>might as well squirt sweetened condensed milk into your mouthAmelia...
>>27641693AHHHHH!!! THE INSIGHT! I shan't seek forbidden knowledge.
>>27641700I don't mean an anomaly in that sense. She's a statistical anomaly and an outlier.
>>27641679But I enjoy mayo...
She's right though.
>Lactose intolerantOh noes
>>27641733Just drink water, eat your veggies and smile
>>27641671Graduate to what?I'm sorry
>ErbalShe's American alright
>drinks black tea>without milknot going to lie, pretty based.
Here's the thing, white chocolate isn't chocolate, that's true.But it's still the best.
>>27641750It fucking isn't
>>27641722>Why does height actually matter anyways?MANLET DETECTED
>>27641704unfortunately i have american tastes and organic mayo tastes like dogshit to me but i love heinz
>>27641693More than any singing stream so far, I hope she kills it, thanks for the clip learn to spoiler though
>>27641494It takes a genius to play a fool.
>doesnt like milk NO WONDER SHE IS SO FUCKING SMALL
>>27641491that fact that it's over 30k is impressive for a super chat reading
>doesn't like milkAme..
>>27641762nah
>Garum because she did her greek history repssmart shark
>Whenever there is 'based' spam it's always from non-members
>she likes her chocolate like she likes her men
>>27641676Cocor.........
>Ame hates white chocolate>Gura hates while chocolateWhatever whores, neither of you were my oshi anyway...
>she doesnt like milkFUCKING BASED. BASADO.
What is the opposite of kneeling
>those flat chest beatsUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God I want to teach Moona everything there is to know about love.
>>27641625>he has never met a malnourished college chick beforeAll the really skinny girls I ever met were eating absolute garbage. Most of them had a diet that consisted solely of junk food, chocolate, wine and cigarettes.Most of them looked like old hags at 23.When they eat, let's say popcorn, it really is their entire dinner, sometimes all they eat for the day.
> Gura makes obvious joke about white chocolate> Chat starts to freak out so Gura has to explain that she was kiddingWtf is wrong with these people?
>>27641671kiara
Reminder that americans are not allowed to express any opinions on chocolate. Bunch of vomit eaters.
>>27641563If only popularity were reflected in superchats...
>>27641757How much were you expecting from Gura's fanbase? They probably filtered fucking endless HOW MUCH SALMAN DO U EAT GURA LMAO questions
>>27641763It isn’t you fucking moron even as an American I can admit it
>>27641687Based on her answers on stream, probably anything as long as it has a whole stick of butter melted into it
>>27641799I'm a member and I never use the chat.
>>27641773>>27641763white chocolate is objectively not chocolate
>>27641563As a chumbud I disown you phoneposter
she sounds so flat bros
>>27641586>>27641709ogey here's your spoonfeed https://files.catbox.moe/xjxv0z.webm
>>27641763enjoy your milk bar faggot
>>27641676Graduate soon
>she doesn't like milknarrative?
>>27641777It's a common ingredient in Thai beverages.
>tfw I literally just squeezed sweetened condensed milk into my mouth not two minutes agoI have sweetened condensed milkmind with Gura :)
>>27641774What the fuck are you talking about retard
>>27641787Earl Grey tastes the best without milk
>>27641697what i learnt in my stay here since holoen debut is that a lot of people here cant tell apart acting from reality...
For some reason, this reminds me of Veggietales. Except Veggietales was more fun.
>>27641750>>27641763>>27641773white chocolate is primarily cocoa butter, milk solids and sugar.
>>27641672Take your balut and go.
I turned up late for the stream.Have there been any good questions or have they all been trite horseshit?
>>27641749Hello again, Zhang
>implying the debuts had setup
>>27641827We know why she's so small now.
If white chocolate isn't chocolate then what is it!?
>>27641824OkAy
>>27641563Not shitting on Amelia, but the plenty of her fans are probably bona fide coomers and gamersriseupculture. The chillest fanbase so far has been Inafags, at least in these threads. And Kiarafans are pretty well behaved, too.If I'd be already raking in SC money( Most do and Ina doesn't need it), the most happy feelings would be from the community i cultivated.Numberfagging is a mood point, but you probably know this and are just baiting, Anon-Kun
>>27641843trite horseshit
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1316071967137492992Artia is too powerful
>>27641816>>27641820>>27641826>>27641838It's fucking nice is what it is.
>>27641693Cringe, like everything this whore does
>>27641848malk
this stream is so predatory. shes literally forcing us to watch the viewing product, as she places the actual content (marshmallow) intermittently between sc readings. fucking kill me
>>27641848a sweetened milk bar
>>27641843take a wild guess
>whats a modem?gura...
>>27641677cute and funny
>tells stories about everyone except herselfGreat way to "connect" with your audience.
>>27641586>>27641709https://streamable.com/1lyuud
>I like big sharks, itty bitty sharks>Pacific sharks, Atlantic Sharks>I like the goblin sharks with the protrusible jaws>Get your scales did, let it get slick>I like a a bite mark, I like a unscathed shark>I don't discriminate, come and get a taste>from the playsharks, to the gay sharks>go and slay, sharks, you my fave sharks.
>>27641750They literally remove the fucking cocoa out of it. It's just sugar/fat/cream. They often add vanilla flavoring because there'd be fucking nothing there of note otherwise. Chocolate's taste, is cocoa.I'd be fine with it if they didn't call it "chocolate" because it is good with some things (white choco/macadamia nut cookies are amazing for example), but it's just not even comparable.
white chocolate contains barely any cocoa so it's not proper chocolate. Its just cocoa butter
GurAme is cute and canon
Gen 5...
>What does it look like
>>27640933>anon hits the dislike on a Shark video>chumbuds can't stops seethingDo chumbuds always get upset this easily?
>>27641763It needs to contain cocoa solids to be considered chocolate. It's just honorary chocolate.
>>27641832Literally a flip
>>27641843It's been 90% superchats 10% questionsThere's only been like 8 questions so far and all cringe like the one on screen right now
Once again japs are spamming this weird shit in the 5ch hololive threads, I get a feeling the bottom one is that "everyone is racist to asians!!" kind of meaning, you see alot of that on Japanese sites, Japanese crying about racism against asians from whites, they have a big victim complex lmao
>>27641641This is the critical point. Whether she will ever want to be more than the meme shark. Much like how she was the meme queen before.It might go either way, but with her massive underageb& audience I think it's gonna be meme shark forever.
What's wrong with mayo is it an American meme to hate it? You're not supposed to eat it at the spoonfulI can't imagine living without russian potato saladt. Bulgarian
>>27641848White chocolate is a chocolate confection, pale ivory in color, made from cocoa butter, sugar, milk solids and sometimes vanilla[1]. White chocolate does not contain cocoa solids, which are found in other types of chocolate,[1] such as milk chocolate and dark chocolate. It is solid at room temperature 25 °C (77 °F) because the melting point of cocoa butter, the only cocoa bean component of white chocolate, is 35 °C (95 °F).[2]
Gura is a boomer!
>fucking loves mayo>doesn't like milk
>>27641571that makes her cool thoughtechnology is lamepeople who like computers are super lame
>>27641843>Dumb question>in atlantis we do shark stuffThat's the entire stream so far
shark could not internet box
Imagine thinking there is no trinity. Hah.
>ina drawing cartoons of the modem story as it's happening
>>27641854Artia is a backstabbing traitor. Reject chink Judas
>>27641820Still better than disgusting milk chocolate. Dark Chocolate is obviously superior, especially if it is flavored with spices / fruit / nuts.
>>27641853nobody said it was bad, it's just not chocolate
>>27641750Anon, I...
IMPORTANT!!!http://poal.me/kaiijfhttp://poal.me/kaiijfhttp://poal.me/kaiijfhttp://poal.me/kaiijfhttp://poal.me/kaiijfIMPORTANT!!!
>Ame and Ina have to help Gura with resetting her routerCUTE!
>>27641449she needs to hide her powerlevel
>>27641843You should know the answer to this question, it's Gura.
>>27641808They're literally 9 year olds
>Mori too boomer for technology >Gura too zoomer for technology
>>27641802>27641802 likes white chocolateWhatever whore, you weren't my anonymous anyway...
>>27641853But not chocolate
>>27641854
>>27641854Artia is only peripherally in Hololive. Has she even collabed with a nonCN Hololiver?
will ina ever release those gura moden drawings?
>>27641887
>>27641854based future martian wife
I cant want for the gura fubuki collab
>>27641878nah, I'm French
>>27641824i love it, thank you anon. Heres some cash for your troubles
guras fanbase unironically feels like pewdiepies fanbase back when he played happy wheels for 200 videos
>>27641799I send based akasupas
>>27641520I remember this Haaton. Still as cringe as he was a month ago.
>>27641887You can't fool me Kiara!
Holy shit this story was great>Ame having to step by step to help Gura reset her modem>Ina drawing along with Ame's directions to help Gura along
>>27641881Political spam seems to be a big problem on 5ch, I was trying to find something on the eroge board and there was some guy spamming riot videos
>>27641887you're a coomer
Coco...
I was at work. How did this thread handle the chess match?
>>27641854Artia please...
>>27641865Oh, so that's what cunny means
>>27641581There are plenty of adults who are absolutely retarded mate.
>Does your tail come off? Yeah-WHAT>Phonograph!Oh.
>this scatterbrained autist is the one taking all of the doggo's subs away
>>27641912Other way around
>>27641724Ah, found it, still don't know how this thing has more votes than the guy has subscribers. do people actually use the youtube homepage? I changed my bookmark to the subscriptions page the moment they made it show random other videos.
>>27641714I get the difference, nothing in these threads have been insincere or actually harmful except the doxxsaga, and even that's harmless so long as it doesn't break containment. But I think there's a distinction between teasing a demograph with shitposts and trolling.The metaposting ends here
>>27641889Do you think mayo has fucking milk in it?!???
>>27641887Learn how to play chess Chicken please
>>27641693It's still going to be just a stream, isn't it?
>>27641904>not enjoying everything Gura does
Who is Gura cattering to?
>>27641900finally makes sense
>>27641944the strong devour the weak
>>27641854She single handedly managed to make the NASA something livestream chat to be activated before by tagging him
Reddit dragon...
HOLY SHIT COCO BTFO
>>27641881>Japanese crying about racism against asians from whitesThe fuck? How do you even get that complex from something that doesn't exist?
>>27641887go sticky more of your own posts on reddit
>>27641884Me and everyone I know like mayo.t. Burger
>The tail doesn't come offNaisu
Dark chocolate >>>>>>>> shit >>>>>> milk chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> white chocolate
>>27641944>this scatterbrained autist is the one taking all of the scatterbrained autist's subs away
>JOP fucks her over with google translate
>>27641944are you referring to gura or korone or...
>>27641958My throbbing cock
>>27641958Cats.
>doesn't like milkGura is a NIGGER..?
>>27641936Everybody completely lost it and it was a flood of autistic screaming about their moves.
>>27641760Wow my own tree rrat I'll treasure it!
>>27641932yeah even in the hololive threads its spammed non stop, like 20% of the posts there currently are this weird spam
3 chinese are seething that gura said asacoco
>I can't read English very well eithernarrativebros?
>>27641958Children
>>27641958Me
>>276419363 threads worth of WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I went back to Moona. Her weird rambling and slightly broken English is peak kino. Way better than what shark is doing right now.
>>27641729'sup Ziveko'based' if true
>>27641958Lolicons
>Can't speak Nip>Can't speak English eitherGura, your language reps.
>>27641874botan...
>>27641486>>27641575Feels bad, I studied more anatomy than 90% of artists but I still have no idea how to make a simple picture look half as appealing.
Based JOP asking the important questions
>>27641876These are the same people spamming "OH NONONO" whenever a Gura stream doesn't hit 50k. They legit cannot handle any loss in numbers whatsoever.
P...Perp...Pe...Perpl....Perplex...Perplexed.....
27641671FUCK YOU IM NOT GIVING YOU A REPLY SCREEN CAP THIS WHEN MY OSHI SURVIVES
>>27641945Have you heard Moris ''How do you do fellow kids'' lingo
Reminder that these stutters and mispronunciations are scripted and prepared ahead of time.
>>27641889Something being white doesn't mean it has milk in it.
>>27641958me
>>27641958P*kamee
WOOCHAFAGS BTFO
>>27641887Kys Chicken
how do i type gura's laugh?wuhaha, huhaha or wahaha
>>27641936I went fucking insane, anon. Don't watch it.
>>27641586Okey, since you asked so nicely and I'm getting bored of the meme answers:a newfag doxxed himself.He had videos on his channelHe was underage. That's all there is to it.
>>27641956based
>>27641986She really can't read
>>27642004lmao cant make this shit up
>>27641956I'm a man true to my own heart. I voted for everything except Pacify
>that rolled R
>>27641958Chads.
>Can hardly understand english>Perplexed
anybody have the webm of korone saying ryan gosling?
yakuza shark
>pretends to stumble over the word “perplexed” then says it perfectly.Why does she pretend to be retarded? It’s annoying sometimes.
>>27641671k
>>27641900
>>27641972White Chocolate = Milk Chocolate = Dark Chocolatefaggot
>>27641958I really don't know anymore
>>276419360 sanity hours.https://lichess.org/bUfqSJhd
>>27641889anonchama... your mayo reps....
>>27641944Are you implying Korone isn't JP Gura
>Gura's childlike reading skillsUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>27641948>>27642008Disregard, I'm retarded
>I can't speak english good teehee>Throws out Onomatopoeiaok she really is faking not knowing englishno ESL knows what onomatopoeia is
>>27641977Dangerously underrated post
>>27642015yes
>>27641874Post it in /hlg/:^)
>>27642024rrrrrrrrratt
>>27641916Moona and Artia did a couple ARK streams
>Gura says ora once>Chat explodes into jojo
>>27641958Her
>>27642015WUHAHA definitely
>>27642025Based.
>>27641944>korone>not a scatterbrained autistaha
>>27642015ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>27642034To annoy you faggots.
>>27642048But I know what onomatopoeia is...
what ESRB rating would you give each HoloEN girl?
>Zaku donating multiple timesGura is sponsored by the Principality of Zeon
>>27641889retard
>>27641854Is Artia's design suppose to look like a gremlin Emilia?
>>27641874Losing Aloe killed their momentum
>>27641936
>>27641967When ever a BLM thing is mentioned on Japanese sites or even youtube comment sections in Japanese, they always switch it to "What about the racism against Japanese and asians!! Whites always called us yellow monkeys! We can't allow it!" or like"When I was in America I constantly experience racism and was called a yellow monkey multiple times on the subway"It's amusing because no one actually uses yellow monkey but thats what the Japanese always go on about online
>>27641954Yes, but done from a studio she rented, so higher audio quality and not having to tiptoe around neighbors noise complaints.
>>27642047Imagine being this wrong
>>27641881>>27641983WTF nipchan gets emojis? Why don't we have those?
>>27642034Are you retarded?
>>27642034Same reason these thread does: Easy ((you)s (views))
>>27641854Cover should fire her already. Her attempt at being the shitposter holo is pathetic.
Bros warosu is down I can't see deleted yabai posts
Guys is gura a former feral child who got access to the internet and that’s why she doesn’t understand so many things and has trouble with English
>>27642048I know, its exactly the same word in many languages
>>27642077Clap clap
>>27641874Put that old lion down
>>27642034Because it easily tricks people like >>27642026>>27642043
I'd say this stream qualifies as 'Repulsive Content'
>>27642048I'm ESL and definitely know what an onomatopoeia is. Do you think the term only exists in English?
>>27642048That's just you, do your English reps.
>your oshi>your relationship with your parents/siblings
>>27641881>5ch allows emojikurinji dess
>>27642034she got hired for pretending to be retarded
>>27642070you're EU that doesn't count as ESL
>>27642057ID doesn't count.
>>27642062HER?
>>27642016"Based" oldfagI shall go back to lurking
please ina... save me..
>>27642075i was under the impression she was a really fucking scuffed Formidable from Azur Lane
>>27642048EOPchaama
>>27641874Kiara in a week?
>>27642092no she knows way too many boomer references
>>27642048Sure it's not that common a word but everyone knows the occasional obscure word they picked up from god knows where, it doesn't really mean anything.
>>27642095Don't touch my boomer La Lion FPS gamer. We need actual gamers in HoloLive.
>>27642015wwwwwwwwwwww
>>27642048I do.
>>27642048>onomatopoeiaI'm a ESL and know what that means.
>>27642071>Gura: E>Ina: E10>Mori: T>Kiara and Ame: M
Tail being real is a good thing. It means you can hold onto something while you do the plugging.
>>27642048Imagine not knowing words
>>27641936meltdown everyone enjoyed besides maybe a few stick in the muds.
>>27642092i like where this narrative is going.
Hey deadbeats, how will the live show work? Is she gonna be in studio singing a livestream to her channel?
>>27641958Literal children.
>>27642048I'm ESL and know what that shit is
>>27642059>ORAORAORAMUDAMUDA>OH YOU'RE APPROACHING ME>NIGERUNDAYO>KINGUCRIMSONPART 2 FAGS OUTPART 3 FAGS OUTPART 5 FAGS OUT
>>27642048onomatopoeia is thought in elementary school though.
>>27642098What did Moona do?
>>27642048what the fuck, it's called almost the same in spanish too, why wouldn't I know what it means too?
>>27642015GRASS
>>27642098There's imminent physical harm to my rock-hard cock
>>27642104I'm SA
>>27642098fuck off
>>27641881STFU SEAnigger
>>27641996she's from SEA, she can't help it
>Mfw when named DanielOUHHHHH
Does Gura get more character lore based questions than the others or is it just what she chooses to respond to?
>Confirmed hairless
>>27642085
>>27642048>ok she really is faking not knowing english>no ESL knows what onomatopoeia isShe didn't say she was an ESL, english speaking YouTubers say stuff like that all the time, when they have trouble reading out-loud.
>>27642098*CLAP* *CLAP*next meme
>>27642048But I do.t. paid attention in language classes
gura is literally the most inauthentic, ungenuine member of holoen. she fakes so much "cutesy" and "look guys im dumb shork brain haha" type shit getting old real fast.mori is a close second, but she has lapses where her real voice and real personality kicks in, like when she cried over SCs or kiara tried to sleep next to herina is the most genuine holoENer by far. ame kind of farms parasocial relationships so shes kind of fake but its alright, also she tries too hard to be a christian streamerdid i forget anyone?
>>27642098i'd say you qualify as a faggot
>>27642039>106
>>27642140But those are the best parts.
>hairlessUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27642098(you)
GURA IS COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS CONFIRMED
>>27642127>gigantic udders
>>27642071>GuraE>Mori, InaE10>Ame, KiaraHard M
>>27641967The Japanese internment camps probably had something to do with it
>>27641970I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT A PLUG, IT'S A REAL TAIL
>>27642101Morithey are dead
HAIRLESS CUNNY
>>27642071>Gura: E or E10>Ina: E>Mori: T>Ame: M>Kiara: AO
>Gura has no body hair
>>27641717>>27641779Have you seen Undercover Brother? Do you smother the mayo in hot sauce any time you eat it?'Cuz I'm white as a polar bear's ass cheeks and I love me some mayo with some extra hot hot sauce.
Hairless
>>27642075No, she's based on a Pug
>Gura admitting she has a shaved pussyThat's lewd.
Gura confirmed hairless
>>27642086Huh?
>>27641996She speaks Shaak
>No hair down there
>yeah I have a bald cunny, literally not one hair on it - GuraJesus...
>>27641958Ur mom
>Gura is clean shaven
>>27642140>PART 3 FAGS OUTChumbuddy... your jojo reps.
>>27641917She already did during her Sunday art stream
"be hairless"UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>27642048>onomatopoeiaIt's a grade school concept and word
>WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
h a i r l e s s
>>27642162ogey
>>27642172That's her lost bread.
>>27642178>>27642179UUUUOOOHHH
>>27642079Lmao that's fucking pathetic, it's like a combo of /pol/ cancer and Twitter cancer
>watch a clip of gura with hardcoded japanese subs to see what the japs like about her>occasional sighting of Xinnie the Poohsomewhat based
>Everyone knows what Onomatopoeia meansAm...am I just retarded?
>>27642090there are other archives newfag
no hair confirmed
>>27642048it's common among weebs
BAWLD GURA
bald cunny
UUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSMOOTH CUTE AND FUNNY SHARK
>>27642156The latter, the questions are picked by the girls and approved by manager-san
Should Gura just not bother with SC/marshmallows if 99% of her answers are going to be "well back in Atlantis / I do this because I'm a shark"? IMO, no, it's not even worth the time. Imagine her still doing this shit in a year, it'd be infuriating.
>>27642162rrat
>>27642153People from SEA don't measure things in football fields
>>27642183Was there ever any doubt?
>webbed feet
>>27642162go back
>hairlessThis is the lore we needed
WHO ELSE STROKING HERE
>>27642006We don't know about Gura, but Mori is either the youngest or second youngest.
>>27642175>>27641970reddit retard dragon blown the FUCK out
>>27642162>did I forget anyone?almost got me anon
>>27642212Most people went to middleschool
>>27642212it's a funny looking word so people learn it since it's so odd
>>27642048>no ESL knows what onomatopoeia isis this what they teach in burger land?
>>27642212yes
>>27642212Yes.
>>27642048ESL here , I do know what it means
>>27642150I'm not a SEAmonkey (thank god), I'm ANGLO
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!1
>>27642111It's really obvious that's who she's based on, especially when you consider the timing between their reveals.
>>27642071Gura: eCIna: E Calm Ame: TMori/Kiara/Gremlin Ame: M
>>27642048>no ESL knows what onomatopoeia isIt's the same word in many languages tho
Do anyone have the chip of her saying "Thank daddy"
HYDRODYNAMIC CUNNY
>>27642162Don't attribute malice to incompetence. She's not trying to be "fake" she just relies on a lot of crutches since she's new to streaming.
>>27642073Sieg Zeon
>>27642181>>27642183>>27642184>>27642187>>27642188I'mI'M GONNA UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>SHE LIKES BALDIM IN BROS
I bet Gura self-inserts as Megumin
>>27642140ANIMEONLYS OUT
ok I'm shaving my head
>>27642140>Diamondniggers thinking they have any right to throw other parts under the ambulanceReminder that Joseph Joestar will NEVER be surpassed in terms of sheer MC chadditude.
>I like bald thoughOh god, ugly bastards incoming
>>27642212Intelligence does not equate knowledge.
>>27642162She's just working her gimmick.That's how you get over.
Shaving my head right now so Gura can palm my dome
>>27641954Yeah. She's deffo got the energy for concerts though, 3D lives should be pretty ballin
I just woke up, how's thr Q&A going? Is she actually doing superchats right now?
>Gura only likes blad menAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHI Don't want to shave my head....
>>27642212Kinda awkward that you had to find out like this, but yeah.
>like bald people
WHERE WE AT BALD BROS, BUHIHI~
Going bald for gura chumbuds?
>>27642162"christian streamer"what does this even mean
>>27642212/alter/spic...
GURAS SOFT BUTTER-SMOOTH PUFFY CUNNY
>>27642185You can mess up a word and then pronounce it right the next time anon.
>>27642162https://ogeyrr.at/
bald bros
>>27642039>20 blunders>Checkmate is now unavoidable.>Checkmate is now unavoidable.>Checkmate is now unavoidable.>Checkmate is now unavoidable.>Checkmate is now unavoidable.I love these retards
>>27642174Those camps weren’t shit. They complained about stuff like “oh this rice is overcooked” absolute babies
>I like bald>I like how you pound/touch itGura has ojisan fetish confirmed???
ATTENTION: GURA IS A HAIRLESS LOLI WITH A FAT MONS
>>27642258Hope you like getting your head slapped
>>27642235Both of them are the youngest of the group for sure
>slapping her shaved cunnyuuuOOOOH
IM FUCKING CHUMMING SO HARD
>>27642048what, it's a common word and I'm ESLIn French it's Onomatopée and I'm sure many languages share that word
>>27642212Yep, especially as a weeb. Jap is like 70% onomatopoeia
>>27642277both
BALD BROS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
>>27641676Just 6 more days until you're free from the CCP gulag
>>27642153this joke has layers
>>27641936It was probably one of the biggest meltdowns in /hlgg/. A lot of anons suffered brain aneurisms this day.
>>27642073SIEG ZEON
So ah... Moona likes eating?
>>27642098Jesus this many (You)s for obvious bait, sharkstreams really are easy mode
I hope Gura just drops this roleplay shit. We're not getting anything authentic about her. Like why even do a zatsudan if you cannot share a single thing about yourself under tons of layers of kayfabe? As it stand she really is the fakest Holo. You literally cannot see under how many layers of acting she's on right now.
>>27642288Can we gets some more Oggeys in there?
>tfw boldI'm gonna make it lads.
>>27641916Yes with Moona
Why is Gura so afraid to let details of her life slip out? Even as HER she was pretty tight-lipped.
>>27642277I'm enjoying it but everyone else is treating it like it's satan's orchestra
>>27642264She hasn't yelled explosion though.
>>27642212Good thing that now you do
>>27642224As someone who hasn't really watched the SC streams of everybody else, have they answered as many questions in-character as this?
>パイパン cunnyYESSSSSSSSSS UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Artia...
>>27642048This might come as a surprise, but ESL != retarded
GURA IN HEAT>GURA IN HEATGURA IN HEAT>GURA IN HEATGURA IN HEAT>GURA IN HEATGURA IN HEAT>GURA IN HEAT
I'M IN BROS WISH ME LUCK
STRIPPING
>>27642157>smooth hairless cunnyI never doubted.
>"be hairless"shit pubes anon was dead on
>Gura is getting naked RIGHT NOWHOLY SHIT OOOUUUUUUUUOOOOO
>>27642162 last line was funny
>>27642162It should tell you something that the 3 fakest holos have the most subs
9 minutes until freedomHmu Hmu
faceless bald men where you at?
>>27642309
>>27642212Perhaps
>>27642315She has a good mindset.
>>27642249I am now imagining a Formi VTuber.
>>27642212anon.... I'm sorry.
spooning with sleepy gura under a soft, warm blanket
Bald is obviously code for BlackSee you next thread
>Not even an hour>Thread over
>Gura like bald menI won the genetic lottery