/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like flat, so I'll go with that.

Flat.

Medium-breasted Yukari.

big butt yukari

Look like I don't need to choose.

>>2763351
Op has a really bad example of healthy Yukari.

If given no other choice, rather very flat than ridiculously huge.

I prefer big-breasted, big-hipped, big everything Yukari...and Ran

diaper Yukari
/thread

Big breasted and healthy Yukari... but OP's pic is a bad example, she looks obese there.

>>2763399
>stupidsexyChen.jpg.

>>2763391
>>2763351

I'd hit them both.

>>2763382

>>2763419
Oh, no you wouldn't idort.

>>2763393
Seconded. And too large breasts can cause back pain.

Both.

The bigger the tats the better.

>>2763399
Oh god why do you do this to me ;_;

Yukari is the best.

>>2763414
That's her sleeve, not her belly.

A size that isn't XBOX hueg.

I prefer 7-year-old big-breasted Yukari

>>2763475
Disgusting.

Is this a thread for Touhous with Callipygian figures?

Pic related.

China wants to know why you're staring.

I like my touhoes to be mature and womanly

>>2763534
>>2763534

Ran has got it going onnnnnn.....

and on and on

Big Yukari.

>>2763543

that's a huge cougar

>>2763399
What am I going to have to do to get this uncensored?

I really don't feel like scouring Pixiv at the moment.

You are now mentally hearing her stutter

Milk comes in bags in China, too.

>>2763399
>>2763411
>>2763434
>>2763475
Whoever keeps posting these (xbox-big) tits Yukari needs to get the fuck out. I prefer the healthy Yukari too, but giant tits are always overkill. Seriously, the only people that like giant tits are married men a.k.a normalfags.

Also, shonen Yukari is much better than harem/shoujo Yukari.

I like my Touhous childish and girlie.

why not both?

>>2763562

>Seriously, the only people that like giant tits are married men a.k.a normalfags.

Spoken like a true virgin.

>>2763559
I just want to cut off their corners and place them it a pitcher.

>>2763562

u mad?

>>2763562
>the only people that like giant tits are married men
oh lol

>>2763582
But virgin is synonymous with /jp/ poster, so that's a compliment.

>>2763598

True.

Also, modern feminist frown on this sort of thing and call it a sick, puerile, childish fetish.

Even though it's literally as old as the dawn of time.

you know what touhou needs?

more shota.

Anyone who doesn't like gigantic tats is clearly a pedophile or a homosexual.

>>2763612
That's what we have DFC futa for.

A true tits lover can appreciate all forms of breasts.

>>2763616
>>2763616

On this note, EX-Keine is large enough for self-pleasure with her own breasts.

Bide that in mind before you offer your butt up to her so quickly.

Eirin's tits were here

Yukari's are a loser.

>>2763614
Anyone who isn't a pedophile clearly is a homosexual.

>>2763697
>>2763614
...?

>>2763650
Grey haired old hag

OH GOD

>>2763697
σ_σ

HAGS AND DELUSIONS
Yukari is sexy.

>>2763779

tenuousgraspofanatomy.png

>>2763779
Are you creeped out yet.

>>2763779

Oh yes, the old crone does scary very well.

If you're naughty she'll appear in your room tonight and stand at the foot of your bed.

Or you'll doze off at your desk and then feel bony fingers trailing over your hand.

Or you'll be napping on the couch and wake to see her eyeless sockets staring back, inches from your face, her musty, dried hair tickling your cheeks.

>>2763849
>>2763848
Undead or not, wild sex will ensue.

Fat chest >>> medium chest > nuggets >>>>>>> flat chest >>> Cattleya/Eiken-proportions

This is a general standard that applies to more than just Yukari.

Tiffania from Zero no Tsukaima is a little smaller than than what you can get before it becomes pig disgusting.

>>2763849

Your image of Yukarin is eerily similar to my grandfather's second wife from Austria.

Umineko must be bringing in the MILF fans. RIP /just pedo/

>>2763863
You're right, any smaller and I'd have puked.

>>2763872
It's just the normal weekend normalfag rush.

I love big tits but even CATTLEya is too much for me.

>>2763863
>Cattleya

Now those are fucking frightening
The "Cattle" in the name comes from the fullgrown steer contained within each tit.

>>2763872
/jp/ has always appreciated healthy.

>>2763884
Bullshit.

Realistic breasted Yukari.
Seriously, those massive things are grotesque.

>>2763872

I've always been a milf fan.

>>2763887
No, not really. Just haven't been paying much attention obviously.

>>2763867

That lends some credence to a certain theory that Yukari is a powerful sorceress from Europe who happened to visit Japan and decided to stay in the idyllic little village we all know and love.

Perhaps she changed her name to fit in better. When in Rome, do as the Romans...

>>2763872
Yukari has always been an exception to /jp/'s love for DFC.

>>2763883

Cattleya's built like a dump truck and that's why we love her.

I've always really wondered what the appeal of a flat, washboard chest on girl brings. It isn't very feminine, sexy or convenient for breast feeding. And most of these "flat" characters do not even have an ass or hips to compensate. They're just straight up and down like boards. I'd really like an honest answer.

inb4, "She's holding you closer to her heart"

>>2763918
They usually make up for it by being moe.

Alright, maybe these are a LITTLE too big.

>>2763892
>I've always been a milf fan

Same here. It amuses me somewhat that in 4chan culture to "fit in" and be a true Anonymous you've got to be a pedophile. If you lack these qualities you are a normalfag. I see no problem to liking flat chests as I have no right to judge but the old "shove it down your throat" thing gets tiring.

It's not an old woman smell.

>>2763902

Also Arcueid.

There's always a few Rider and Sakura fans in F/SN thread and Mizuki fans in YMK threads, too.

Its just that the DFC fans are noisier and more anti-healthy so it fools them into thinking that they're the mass majority.

This is how it always has been in both /jp/ and /a/.

>>2763863
You forgot the lactating ones.

>>2763936
Basically, it goes like this: big breasts are certainly acceptable, but anyone who has complaints against DFC belongs somewhere else. It's the norm.

>>2763876
Come now, stop trying to wish us away. There's no reason for our 'factions' to fight. Besides, many of us like both.

>>2763849

>>2763918
Breasts are fat, and the larger they are the more they slump. The only real appeal because it resembles an ass, which is just grotesque when you think about it. Lastly, I hate adults in general.

>>2763932
And that's it. The only thing going for them. Wow. What's better than having two warm, soft breasts pressing against your bare chest as Yukari, Ran, China, Keine or Komachi snuggles up to you?


Not that any of us would know of course.

>I've always really wondered what the appeal of a flat, washboard chest on girl brings. It isn't very feminine, sexy or convenient for breast feeding. And most of these "flat" characters do not even have an ass or hips to compensate. They're just straight up and down like boards. I'd really like an honest answer.

The short answer is that they beat off to the idea of control, which is why the physical qualities most associated with innocence and youth turn them on or in some cases, they're closet homosexuals.

>>2763399
/r/ uncensored

>>2763947
No one was bitching about DFC, brah.

>>2763947

You're forgetting that the anti-DFC stuff usually pops up as a result of some faggot going on about CHEST TUMORS, PIG DISGUSTING, etc.

>>2763958
Your post is a psychiatric field day.

>>2763975
Well, if somebody starts posting a fetish I don't like, like healthy, 3D or furry, it's only natural for me to complain.

>>2763975
Anyone who takes those seriously should also lurk moar.

>>2763975
Calling a 20-year old a granny, Marked for Deletion (old) etc.

>>2763964
But I want a rich tsundere loli in a frilly dress with a parasol to dominate me and treat me like her servant/pet/furniture.

>>2763963
I'd take Suika's DFC over any other Touhou and that's coming from a guy who loves tits.

>>2763981
>healthy ... fetish
oh lol

>>2763970

notice how there are two black boxes on Chen's groin? There's a dick there, I reckon.

>>2763975
Healthy is fine. It's HUEGER THAN XBOX breasts that are outright disgusting.

Wrinkled grannies whom Anonymous would shun

>>2763981

And its only natural that they stop tolerating your tasteless faggotry once you start bitching about women having bust and curves as compared to the physique of 8 year old boys.

>>2763995
Laugh all you want, it doesn't change the truth.

>>2763989

Yukari is old as hell. Literally. She's been around since before Gensokyo.

Hence, old hag.

>>2763996
You're probably right, but note also the arbitrary extra black box on Chen's right ear.

>>2764005
I don't think you know what 8-year old boys look like. They're ugly.

>>2764004

I've come to the conclusion that the entity known as "anonymous" is a faggot, thus why it feels the need to keep calling itself one.

>>2764006
That you're retarded? Yeah.

>>2764005
Get out of /jp/.

Full bodied women just seem so much more feminine and beautiful.

Pic related, it's an old crone.

She's older than I am by centuries.

>>2764029
No, that healthy is a fetish as nauseating as furry.

>titty monsters.

>>2764038
See, that's why you're retarded. You have my sympathy, it's a hard thing to deal with.

>>2764038

>nauseating
>furry

You got a problem with Ran? You hate snuggling tails or something?

>>2764007
I wasn't talking about her specifically.

Since when was liking healthy a fetish? Oh this is 4chan. Carry on then.

>this thread

lol the internet

>>2763990
>tsundere

This is the key word. She might the one on top, but in a way, you control her since she's cold or unpleasant to everyone except you. You're her world.

Ran snuggling up to you, her warm, soft breasts pressing into your bare chest, her tails lightly tickling and warming your legs as she rests her head in the crook of your neck....

or

A bony, flat chested, no hips nor ass Louise snuggling up to you.

>>2764045
Ran is only 10% (1% for each tail, plus another 1% for ears).

>>2764061
Nice comparison, bro.

>>2764045
Silly tripfriend, Ran isn't furry~

>>2764052
"lol internet", damn it. Learn your 4chan history.

>>2764063
>>2764061

lolno.

>>2764049

Molly Haskell, a feminist from the USA, goes as far as to say that: "The mammary fixation is the most infantile, and the most American, of the sex fetishes".

>>2764061

I want Louise to hit me with her riding crop! Plus, I can feel her bony ribs.

Some characters look better as DFC and some characters look better healthy.

Ran, Yukari, Komachi, Yuka, China etc look better and more natural as healthy full figured women.

Suika, Cirno, Reimu, Marisa, Wriggle etc look more natural as small chested girls.

>>2764061
Lousie. That description alone is turning me on.

>>2764061
Healthy is better for snuggling.

DFC is better for hard fucking. No bouncing to get in the way of your rhythm.

>>2764063
Psst, 5% for tail(s), 5% for ears

>>2764066
I'm not your fucking bro.

>>2764061

You -almost- turned me into a furry.

>>2764075
>citing a feminist for something dealing with male sexuality.

Also, a fox Ran is fine too.

>>2764075
lolyes.

>>2763382
doesn't exist

>>2764087
Delicious Kemono

>>2764078

All female DFC characters that are meant to look attractive would look better with a large or medium chest.

No exceptions.

>>2764087
oh?

>>2764092
thinly veiled /r/

All female characters with a large or medium chest would look more attractive with DFC.

No exceptions.

>>2764102
Wrong. Not better, they'd just have a different appeal then.

>>2764106
More attractive, maybe, but it would ruin their image for me. I prefer Cirno as the beloved tomboy daughter, Remilia as the impetuous child-queen, etc.

ITT - OPINIONS, desperately trying to be truths.

>>2764106

A breast reduction will never make a female character more attractive.

The only exceptions are with characters that have breasts of Eiken proportions, in which case, they should be reduced from HUGE to merely large.

>>2764075
>Molly Haskell, a feminist from the USA, goes as far as to say that: "The mammary fixation is the most infantile, and the most American, of the sex fetishes".

Feminists basically want men to not find them (women) attractive in any way shape or form. Eventually we won't anymore.

I for one prefer flat chests over cowtits.

>>2763411
I miss diaper anon.

>>2764105
>>2764092
>>2763382

>>2764115
Breasts will never make a female character more attractive.

The only exceptions are characters that have an exposed ribcage, at which point they should be given enough fat that they don't look like they are starving to death.

>big butt Yukari

>>2764116
And this could get ugly, too.

Without lust, most men would find women insipid. And if there is no real reason to even get to know each other, mankind would get wiped out.

>>2764132
And then everyone wins!

>>2764132
Vandread?

>>2764132

Oh shit, it's already happening.

>>2764128
cool story bro

>>2764116

Feminists are reverse anons that want men to stick with one woman, obey her every wish, and basically be her bitch forever. If a man ends the relationship after having sex with her, then rather than being a slut, he's a rapist. A large percentage of them are also eternal virgins, just like anon.

The only difference is that they're laughing when they say it.

>>2764165

>not laughing

>>2764132
>mankind would get wiped out.
Not exactly. German scientists have found a way to coax bone marrow into becoming artificial sperm. This can be done with both men and women.

Example: A woman can go into the clinic/hospital etc and get marrow taken from her bones and have it coaxed into becoming sperm. She can then turn around and be impregnated by it, her own artificially made sperm. Just think, no more need for sex. No more need for men in the fertilization part of intercourse. A woman can now get pregnant even if she has NEVER had sex once in her life. There have been a number of feminists whom have rejoiced at this discovery as they believe they have now dealt the final blow to men and now truly believe they are useless.

>>2763411
>>2763475
source?

>>2764179
Wouldn't that be cloning? Humanity still gets wiped out.

>>2764179
I remember reading that this is something that should not be done. Something about cell age?

Telomerase something something.

>>2764079

Can't you just imagine holding Louise's fragile body in your arms and feeling every breath expand in her bony chest? There's nothing that I wouldn't do to be with Louise.

>>2764187
Genetics don't cause the same problem with this method of reproduction because the artificial sperm can be transferred and still mix genes

>>2764197
Evolutionary deadend?

>>2764187
Kind of I guess. They have noted, of course, that marrow coaxed into sperm from a woman will ALWAYS result in a female baby. From a man you will get that 50/50 chance still. But think about this then. Women take over and only breed females. They can now without ever getting near a man's disgusting penis and having him shoot his nasty semen inside her. Feminists are ecstatic over this shit. And what of the guys? I guess we would make babies from tubes and tanks where the environment is VERY similar to that in a woman's womb when pregnant.

Vandread might become a reality.

>>2764187
No, they can just stick it in each other.
That's how it is in Vandread too. One female (the 'Fahma') provides the sperm, the other (the 'Ohma') carries it to term.
Meanwhile the men live on a separate world and are grown as test-tube babies.
Not surprisingly the women retain the basic family structure while the men operate as in a military regime.

>>2764198
Louise needs to eat some fucking pies.

>>2764197
Some have called it "playing God" and fucking with shit we should not be fucking with.

>>2764197
Not a problem with reproductive cells.

>>2764141
>>2764209
>>2764211
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Whoa whoa. Wait for a second.

So we have that women can get impregnated by this sperm that carries her own dna.

But where did that sperm come from?

>>2764227
>>2764179

>>2764227
Bone marrow stem cell.

>>2764227
Her bone marrow. I do not know the full details as to HOW they do it. They first tried it on mice and successfully breed baby mice this way and they had no birth defects. They are 100% certain it will work with humans.

Next thing you know women will flee to the moon or Venus or some shit and take this technology with them and start an all female society.

>>2764237
>>2764238
Sorry, didn't write this correctly.

If in a society that does not need men. we have women that can get impregnated with this. However, you still need the sperm (human male cells) to carry that dna, correct? Or can other animal's sperm be used?

>>2764250
Women have a bitter cold war amongst themselves all the time. I doubt this could be successful.

>>2764216

And I would bake them with love, just for her! Assuming Kirche doesn't eat them all beforehand.

>>2764209
end of genetic variety, more recessive genes will surface

they can enjoy their slow death and diseases

>>2764259
Genetic variety is much more than just difference between X and Y chromosomes.

>>2764252
No. You'd just end up with female babies all the time. XX all the time.

>>2764252
It doesn't have to be male. Just that the only way of having a boy is to have that missing chromosome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXY

Trap's disease

>>2764267
retard spotted

do you know how the genetic code of the offspring is made?

>>2764274
Hahahaha!

<--- One of them. Posed for playboy. Got found out and wrote this book.

hai guiz!!!

>>2764284
No I don't. Explain in detail, please.

>how does babby formed?

>>2764332
Science/magic.

Holy fuck I would boink Yukari~n as hard as I could

>>2764382
>boink

>>2764402
pork

>>2764284
We aren't talking about cloning here. The DNA granted by one women could be used to impregnate another. Genetic variety remains.

>>2763399

I know that this artist has been linked to in another thread but I forgot to bookmark their pixiv. Would someone provide a link?

So, female-only reproduction for humans starting when?

>>2764498
I went through all 20 pages of Yukari's r-18 and all 7 of Ran's and didn't see it :|

>>2764505
Give it ten years.

>>2764476
enjoy your girls

>>2764505
We have the technology right now to do it. Actually, we've had the technology for a long time. We aren't allowed to play with it. Making an egg into a sperm is actually trivial. injecting it into an egg is a bit harder. You could, if you wanted to and could find someone to do it for you (and were female), clone yourself in your own womb.

>>2764530

Well, would you link to the artist anyway? I'd like to peruse that person's stuff.

>>2764498
>>2764530
You guys better leave Chen alone. I'm dead serious.

>>2763565
I like my Touhous nice as in boat.

>>2763779
I'd fuck that gap.

>>2764553
I wasn't able to find the artist

>>2764574
She's young looking but not TOO young...Yukari and Ran are just that much better.

If people start doing that whole women cloning thing, i'll start killing scientists.

>>2764840
But Anon, you are the scientists.

>>2764840
No male scientist is going to be ok with it. And women capable of doing science? Yeah right.

>>2764860
But why are male scientists working on it then? And there are women scientists these days, it isn't year 1889 anymore.

>>2764130
Dat ass Yukari. With flat chest.