/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All countries have cute lolis.

Does Ilya come with her castle? That place is pretty cool.

>>2762856
Except Japan.

>>2762867
castle sold separately

>>2762882
I've seen pictures of cute Japanese lolis. They've been posted here before.

My mother often says to my little sister 'I remember when you were nice, it's a shame you had to grow up', I am inclined to agree with her.

I can never get enough of her, I actually think I might be in love for the first time in my life.

>>2762894
I'm not fond of asians in general.

I get little crushes on new lolis time to time, but they never last; I always seem to come back to Illya, each and every time.

It relieves me so much that Ilya isn't a slut.

Oh god Illya is hot.

>>2762907
Don't think, feel.

>>2762930
Oh wow, I'm wearing that same outfit.

I sometimes wonder to myself, how did I get this way? How would I ever be able to live a normal life with such an ardent attraction? Perhaps I should quit cold turkey? These thoughts tend to manifest themselves for a split second before I'm back to cuddling my pillow, pretending it's my dear Einzbern girl.

>>2762936
I call bullshit on that. Pics or gtfo.

>>2762925
>Ilya isn't a slut
Sure, bro.

>>2762930
I think that is one of the few outfits I have seen her in that I do not wish I had.

>>2762942
Sorry, my imouto typed that when I wasn't looking and I refuse to post pictures of her on 4chan.

>>2762856
except America,

american parents don't know that kids need to FUCKING BATH OCCASIONALLY

>>2762959
also i'm calling bullshit on this.

you don't have an imouto
if you do, she doesn't post on fucking 4chan.

>>2762938
It's okay, Anon. Accept your feelings and revel in the glory that is Ilya.

>>2762959
I wish I had an imouto who would dress like that in front of me too, bro, but deluding yourself isn't healthy

>>2762959
Don't troll us, bro.

>>2762967
You're right, she doesn't. She just thought it would be cute to mess with my computer while I was in the bathroom.

>>2762984
she wasn't put off by the loli?

>>2762984
And she didn't think it was strange that her brother is a pedophile?

>>2762959
I call bullshit on the idea that your imouto has that dress

>>2762988
>>2762994
Your imoutos don't know what you fap to?

>>2763007
It was a special present from me on Valentines Day.

>>2763017
cool story bro

>>2763017
I call bullshit on the idea that you would know your imouto's sizes.

>>2763027
I had to measure her beforehand.

>>2763017
either your like fucking jesus or some shit,
or your lying
its pretty much the latter.

>>2763027
Why wouldn't you know your imouto's sizes?

>>2763035
I call bullshit on the idea that you know how to measure loli sizes.

>>2763150
I learned how to measure loli sizes by watching kodomo no jikan

>>2763150
You measure it the same way as anyone else.

>>2763150
You're telling me that you go to /jp/, but have never measured a loli before?

>>2763163
People on /jp/ tend not to have access to lolis to measure.

>>2763163
As much as you want to, you will never measure a loli. ;_;

I love you guys sometimes, this thread is hilarious.

>>2763189
But I dress my imouto all the time.