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276207 No.276207 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Rinnosuke, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shooting danmaku. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun shooting shit at each other for your own enjoyment, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Marisa.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was voted the manliest guy in Gensyoko and sexiest man ever. What things do you do, other than "jack off to Yonmu and that slut Yuyuko"? I also get wicked antiques, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.276209

YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN IN GENSOKYO, ZE~

>> No.276211

Shit was SOAK ASH.

>> No.276213

But I've never played Touhou before...

>> No.276220

I fap to Alice and Patchy, not Youmu and Yuyuko.

>> No.276259

lol. What are those things in the picture? Flips?

>> No.276264

The wrong person in OP is the zombie?

>> No.276266

>>276207
i though your name was ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈

>> No.276275

>>276207
Reimu doesn't bloew you, you blow Reimu

>> No.276278

i hate this pasta

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