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I want the key to her paizuri chastity belt.

>>26416237
It looks like she's making me take things.

https://youtu.be/7rUxakzK4TM
https://youtu.be/iTKYHNRU59o

>>26416237
I'm not gonna lie here.
I want Nitori to fo this to me. I wanna know what it feels like.
Aside from the obvious, how do I protect myself from the insane Kappa girl?

I just want to hug her and give her headpats/rubs
damn

>>26417553
>Aside from the obvious, how do I protect myself from the insane Kappa girl?
Try kissing her while massaging her breasts. That will teach her not to mess with you.

RP Scenario:
Three kappa girls with an insufferably naive and masculine sense of sexuality capture and attempt to pleasure themselves with a human.
What is the sex of that human?
>Female
>Male
>piss

>>26416381
Why would she hand the key to her paizuri chastity belt right on top of her paizurers?

>>26435766
crossdressing feminine shota

>>26438241
Sorry dude, but in this case I'm assuming them trying to work with more mature than themselves.

>>26435766
Male

>>26435766
Male. Even better if he's considerably taller than them.

>>26438241
Only acceptable if the kappas have huge hard dicks.

>>26416237
What, did she run out of cucumbers?

https://youtu.be/SctSN0cKCug

I want Nitori to sneak up behind me with optic camouflage and surprise me!

i want go to sauna with nitori!

>>26440791
I want to fingerbang nitori in a sauna until she faints, then carry her body to my room and have wet sweaty sex.

I want Nitori to turn me into a cyborg

nitro carwash is slute

https://youtu.be/VYtBo7_Axh8

>>26435313
>Try kissing her while massaging her breasts. That will teach her not to mess with you.
I don't think that sounds right, are you sure those are the proper instructions? I don't want a piece of myself lodged somewhere by accident.

SHE IS AN ENGINEER
THAT MEANS SHE SOLVES PRACTICAL PROBLEMS

>>26477436
no need to scream
what practical problem is she dealing with?

>>26416237
Ok, I was born for this day
Come with me anon, we are close to salvation

>>26490140
>Standing here
I REALIZE

>>26501284
Stale meme

>>26503298
idk man, nitori probably loves metal gear

Nitori is a huge dirty pervert who has a crush on you and makes you brownies with some of her vaginal fluid mixed in the batter!

>>26510464
That is a health hazard.

>>26510464
If she wanted me to drink her love juices she just needed to ask me to drink straight from the tap.
But I'd still want the brownies.

>>26511323
Imagine caring more about your health

>>26512801
Imagine the cute squeaky noises Nitori would make during oral!

Why would she be lonely. She could have just created android to play with

>>26520843
Why would you be lonely. You could always look at an image of your waifu, who will never be real

How would you feel if Nitori make a robot version of you?

How do I get a kappa gf jaypee

>>26523482
It's cool, but I wouldn't be ok with it.

>>26435766
Male who ends up with three (3) kappa fists up his ass all trying to rip his asssoulball out.

>>26477461
HOW IS SHE GOING TO STOP SOME BIG MEAN MOTHER HUBBER FROM TEARING HER A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW BEHIND?

Nitori is the 2hu that I fapped most to. I don't understand why but her doujins are so fucking hot.

>>26527948
I still don't understand why she is drawn with a rack. Maybe I need to go back and play some of the other games, but I don't know why they portray her that way.

I never once recalled Nitori having large knockers outside of something like Super Boobhu RPG, and pretty much everyone has large... assets...

>>26437030
To tease and entice you.

>>26523482
I'd ask why she'd want a robot that doesn't do anything useful.

>>26570206
Every 2hu gets huge knockers in fanart

>>26570206
>>26527948
>>26573778
90% of 2hus looks great with huge titters.

>>26416237
>that doujin where she captures a shota

she just wanted a fun little nest of her own...

>>26416237
God how tall is she? those breasts are fucking huge

Bruh that's kinda gay. U Ain't lying

Kappas just keep pulling stuff out of asses.

>>26575549
Mind sharing that with us please

>>26612977
it's more of a /d/ thing iirc

but it was pretty good

>>26612977
https //exhentai org/g/1363768/cabc188406/

>>26521897
Don't do this to me please

Nitori's gonna pull that orb out your ass!

>>26627294
Nobody is pulling anything from anywhere you fister fetishist.

>>26627249
my kappa girlfriend wearing lewd clothing!

>>26627376
I hate kappas.

Hotpants!

If you could ask Nitori to build anything you want, what would it be?

>>26639385
Titty onahole that morphs to any 2hu's bust that you desire.

>>26639385
loli sexbot with the genitals modeled after hers.

>>26639385
Relationship with her

>>26640460
That most sweetest things Nitori heard

>>26640460

>>26585670
I used the TF2 Touhou mod back in the day, and the one that made dispensers play "Kapapa Kapapa Niiiitoriiiii~". I also used the Suika voice mod. I remember someone hated the voice lines so much that they threatened to kill the VA and ran her off the internet.

Good times. Those models were very rough around the edges, but still decent enough for an amateur. Nothing like throwing jars of Patchouli NEET pee at an Eirin healing a Yuyuko!

Also, stinky sweaty Nitoripits!

>>26650360
suika voice mod?
i dont really know shit about TF2 other than i played it some back when orange box was released. but just curious what is suika voice mod exactly.

>>26650360
Speaking of TF2. I loved playing the Touhou version of that Saxton Hale mod. I think the main bosses that you could spawn as were Nue and Mokou? Good times...

>>26650567
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS38O3jf7S4

Bully it all you want, but I thought it was cute!

>>26650831
Ah, I never played that! Though I haven't been a regular in TF2 since like 2012.

>>26651380
cute sounding, but should been japanese, english dubs (and my local language subs aswell) sound always abysmally shit, even though it wasnt a dub but still, orginal language is alwaus better.

>>26651380
Yeah last I played it was in like 2014 if memory serves me right. Server's most likely dead now, but oh well.
Also, cute Suika mod! Best I had was a modified hitsound of Marisa saying "Da ze".

Meiyuu, Meiyuu... May i love you...

>>26416381
CUTE! Nitoripits are rare! Especially ones that accentuate their cute sweatiness and cute smelly stink!

>>26574042
who are the other 10%?

>>26416381
>Freckles
Oh my heart

>>26716515
The lolihus like Remi and the fairies, Tenshi, Mokou and Marisa.

>>26627628
Although panzer's Marisa...damn.

>>26729815
I think mokou looks good with small ones.

>>26730175
I reckon this should be her max size, maybe a bit smaller.

>>26730635
Same but add a little more volume.
It's astonishing how someone as beautiful as Mokou was deemed as unwanted. Both she and Kaguya are cute in their own right, but both are equally as sadistic and killers in their own right... having killed eachother numerous times...

Guys, please share your favorite good Nitori ero doujins.

>>26756599
Nitorare.

>>26416237
cute smol

Mokou reminds me of Fire Mario

>>26764978
OP image is absolutely my favorite proportions for notorin

>>26764978
Now that I think of it, she would be rather small.

https://youtu.be/vz6_fTBnVSY

She's smiling WHILE a hand is groping her boob.

>>26846151
More like she forcing anon to group her, Nitori is quite friendly with human and love to make them hot and bother.

>>26756599
The Panzer ones, Itou Life ones, Yoroshiku Nitori-chan, pretty much anything with huge tits kappa.

>>26662295
Why is she laughing at me?

>>26756599
unironically the flanvia ones
they might as well not even be NTR considering how little the guy supposedly being cucked (while not actually being in a relationship with nitori) is in them

>>26866099
She's not laughing, she's smiling one last time before you depart from Gensokyo.

>>26866099
That's what girls do, anon.

>>26881030
But I don't wanna go!

>>26911443
Who said you were the one leaving?
Don't you see her disappearing before your eyes?

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12350296

>>26790023
small with huge titters?

>>26926854
No, that EXACT body type and aspect ratio.

This >>26846311 is beautiful

>>26756599
Anything that has Nitori wearing her black tank top while having huge tits.

What is this about?

>>26948127
Is that Shrek?

>>26948742
No, it's Nitori.

Do you like her new hairstyle?

>>26962235
No it looks goddamn stupid you fucking retarded blue bitch.

>>26962235
Yes, it looks astonishing, Nitori-chan!

>>26866476
>while not actually being in a relationship with nitori
But he is. It's shown in the first 3 pages.
Although I agree that NTR doujins wouldn't be so terrible if the guy was mostly absent, instead of plastering his face in every other panel.

>>26490140
How did wriggle get boobs from being castrated

I keep my back against the wall when around kappa scum. You never know when they might strike and steal your ball.

>>26756599
I like those where she is serial rapist. It's cute and fits her personality well.

>>27064217
Female raping male is almost always good

>>27064217
share

Kawashiro Nitori or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Mimi-chan

I can't take this image seriously.
I always see the old man from Gintama no matter how long I look at this.

I thought I saved the image but apparently I didn't. Luckily I found it by pure chance.

>>26416237
Nitori is cute and has nice tits

>>26440582
This is why you don't make an enemy of the Kappa

Nitori was my first 2hu crush

>>27134245
How long ago was that?
Is she still your favorite?

>>27134245
Same, bro.

Nitori is short!

>>27165113
I'd give anything to manhandle Nitori

>>27165113
You could fit at least two Nitoris inside her backpack.

>>26416237
Shortstack nitori
Short + stacked nitori

>>27178703
Nitori is already short, she's just stacked (in fanon).

>>26928777
yeah I can see what your saying
too much for a handful but not ridiculous balloon tier proportions

She sleep

>>27134245
for me it was okuu, but nitori found her way onto my list pretty soon after.

She must be really strong to carries around a huge backpack

>>27228705
For a human yes, but not for a nonhuman.
It's like you all miss the memo about youkai being absurdly strong.

>>26440791
How hot is it in a Sauna anyway.
If it's near 100F, then I don't think that's comfy. With the humidity that high, you'd be getting cooked.

>>27261155
Have you never been in a sauna, anon?
It's quite pleasant, specially if there's a naked Nitori with you in there.

>>27261312
No.
>specially if there's a naked Nitori with you in there.
Maybe next time.

>>26416237
I want to GET DOWN with Nitori

>>26490140
This would go great with Weird Al's automatic circumciser.

>>27044973
Damn bro you got 2 int

>>27044973
>>27264893
>>26490140
ngl wriggle got some incredible legs in that image

>>27269422
Spacejin draws incredible legs, yes. Only the best for cbt.

>>27269765
Spacejin art is wasted on CBT.
Marisa is the only decent girl in that "verse"

>>27284779
How can she be the only decent girl in the CBT universe when she doesn't into CBT?

>>27301985
You answered your own question.

What a kinky engineer.

>>27325587
Do you know what the source for this is?

>>27284779
sir you're forgetting someone

>>27261155
100F is nothing really, 70-90°C is more usual number around where i live, its also really nice to go cool yourself outside when there is like -20°C cold outdoors. but i guess it really depends sauna culture of your country.

>>27340508
its from a guro doujin by harasaki where clownpiece get eaten by zombies should be easy to find

>>27371410
A humid 100F is worse than being baked by the sun with no humidity.
One dries you out, the other cooks you like a hard boiled egg.

>>27374591
well humidity is always present in sauna in sense, since the moment you stop sweating you are one step from getting heatstroke and its more likely that you start feeling dizzy from dehydration well before that. So protip, stay well hydrated, happend to me few times.

>>27344656
I don't think I forgot anyone, but refresh my memory.

Taking Nitori on a nice date

>>27449958
Where does a human go on a date in Gensokyo? Nitori probably isn't strong enough to defend you from all threats.

>>27450366
the lake and the shrines are likely the only safe places to go on a date

>>27450366
>Nitori probably isn't strong enough to defend you from all threats.
Since kappa are social youkai, she'd most likely deploy security kappa to guard you and her during the date. They'd be wearing camo devices so you don't notice them, since mob kappa tend to be really cute.

She been training

I want Nitori to streamline the industrial process in Gensokyo

>>27596039
Imagine the world the kappa can build if they can work together without problem

What techs do you keep with you at all time?

>>27630563
Dude, that's confidential information.
Any smart man keeps one of each branch.

>>27532271
what is that? an onahole for oni?

>>27665044
nah, just for your average futahu.

>>27665044
She made it so you'd stop harassing the other kappa.

Buttsex with the kappa

>>27693274
Replying to Nitori's confession with "thanks"!

Reminder that Nitori Kawashiro is a completely flat kappa! Be on the lookout for imposters with padded chests.

God, kappa are so goddamn small and cute.

>>27716111
They look like a gang.
Will they beat you up if you try to sell your wares in their turf?

>>27716792
They'll kidnap you when you least expect it and turn you into a shirikodama farm where they fill you full of experimental shirikodama-multiplying drugs anally and repeatedly harvest you until you break.

>>27716792
>They look like a gang.
They look like a bunch of kids wearing those safety hoods.

>>27716111
Reimu, RUN!!!

>>27717367
They're actually advanced stealthsuits, anon.

>>27685567
The Kappa harass me damn it. They're always trying to sell me something.

>>27742820
Oy vey anon, why aren'tcha supporting your local kappa? They're humanity's greatest allies after all. Are you some sort of antikappite or something?

>>27756765
Don't reply to me with your shit.

>>27756765
so kappas are the jews of gensokyo? who are the krauts?

>>27760568
Tengu, obviously.

>>26416237
You mean she's taking my own hands into her things?

I request your sweatiest Nitoris

You know i've always wondered: would kappas like pickles, since they really like cucumbers? Also why wouldn't kappas be common in the world, they can always disguise as little hooligan children in major cities chasing off local gangs and living in sewers or rivers.

So how I stop Nitori from eyeing my butt all the time? Do I spank her hard?

Nitorare

>>27799647
Fucking Nitori while her wimpy boyfriend is forced to watch!

>>27630563
Yeah, I also usually bring one of those when I go out as well.

>>27799167
Doing that will only give her more ideas.

>>27799167
you hug her so tightly she can't get to your butt anymore.

The only nitori for me is the big titty one.

Actual engineers are an interesting topic. I wonder which type Nitori is.
Is she the genius, or is she the type to come up with absurd designs.

>>28000938
More like the type who start off with something simple and than go what if add this or make it better

>>28004575
The unnecessary modifications type or the too many features type?

>>28041501
The Unnecessary modifications type who punch machine to their limit.

You can bet Nitori has made a machine that allowes her to masturbate without so much as lifting a finger. Just saying something like 'ahh, I wanna fuck' will activate something in her backpack and will automatically satisfy her cravings.

Kappa Kappa Nitoriiii~

I wanna kappappa Nitori's nitoris!

>>28089099
That's gonna be awkward when I become her boyfriend and tell her that 'I wanna fuck' her.

KAWASHIRO NITORI WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

>>28113694
I too can go into a cave, lock myself away and create solid, heavy metal from cardboard!

>>28093181
Don't touch Nitoris nitoris. It's like an unspoken rule for when around female youkai and other nonhumans.