/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanted to buy these. The egg warmer is $40+shipping; too expensive for my fapping desires, OP.

That looks like a bizarre spiderweb.

I use a sock covered in icy hot.

What the shit am I looking at?

What is that? Also incoming sagestorm for dannychoo.

>>2757598
>>2757595
>Tenga Onacups are a Japanese made brand of artificial vagina (called onacup in Japanese) with multiple models that feature different sensations for the user. It was first released in 2006 in Japan by its founder, Mr. Matsumoto, whose focus was to create a male sex toy with good design that didn't look cheap. By 2007, Tenga had sold over two million onacups and became the most popular male sex toy for Tina in Japan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenga_%28masturbation_toy%29

I can't understand how the hell that works, there's only one opening. Do you just wrap it over your head and let the where-the-fuck-does-this-fit vibrator do all the work?

>>2757607
what? how complicated is it to put your cock in the hole

Jesus christ you guys can just stop by a porn store and drop $10 on a similiar if not better wanking device.

Pic related. It kept popping up no matter what I searched for involving fake buttholes or vaginas.

>>2757612

Yes, but that egg thing looks like trying to get pleasure from a thimble. It might feel good if you're 2 inches erect, but everyone else enjoys pounding the hell out of their wank toys.

>>2757624
I think it stretches to match your cock.

>>2757634

Then ronerybros not only have to deal with an uncomfortable jerkoff device, but have to deal with the fear of slapping yourself in the face with it.

>>2757645
Just like a real girl, then?

>>2757652
...touché.

>>2757652
9/10

>>2757602
>Mr. Matsumoto

His honorable samurai ancestors must be so proud.

I have one and it does feel great, especially when warmed up. But when I think about the cleanup afterwards, I lose will to use it and go with my hands instead.

>>2757715
How hard is it to clean up? Wouldn't a simple rinse do? Also, is it reusable with lubricant like soap or body foam?

>>2757584
op look at J-list they restocked their ona-holes. I got one of the ADT457 Angelic Temptation a few months ago and its awesome. but they came out with 2 new ones that if i wasnt as pleased with the one i had id get one of these two:
ADT492 Amorous Elder Sister ~ Ane
ADT491 Younger Sister Simulation Hole ~ Imouto

they may be expensive... but as a virgin i have nothing else to spend my money on.

>>2757749
How about prostitutes so you will no longer be a virgin?

>>2757749
OP here, I'm looking for something reusable with a water-based lubricant. 6 bucks per pop is too expensive because I can go twice a days sometimes, and I'm spending on other stuff as well.

I don't understand... it looks so tiny it could barely fit around the head. Even if it stretches wouldn't there be a lot of tension? I mean really, it's not like I have a giant dick or anything, but they just look too small to be comfortable...

>>2757758
ever seen Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantanamo Bay?

I have a feeling i'd end up just talking to her like they did...

>>2757762
>Underaged B& who has never seen a pussy or asshole before.

>>2757774
>/jp/
>seen a pussy or asshole before
I'm sorry, what?

>>2757774
>fucking retard who thinks vaginas stretch that much length-wise
durrr hurrr

>>2757760
i've had my Angelic Temptation since February (yay for singles awareness day) and i've used it many, many times... up to 3 times in a day a few times. you dont want to use it all the time, cause i mean... you really cant beat your hand... but the nubs and nipples in it do make a difference but can become annoying if you use it too often.
I cut a small hole in the back wall of it and added a small section of tubing to make it easier to fuck to keep it from making a vacuum on you.

>>2757774
>unvirgin who is going to be getting some ass while conquering all of Japan.

>>2757774
2/10. I didn't rage, but you get 2 points for probably believing half the shit you're saying.

>>2757760
Fuck, man, let me say it again. Local porn stores (Read: No $25 in international shipping) have cheap $10 little wank things like this that you can abuse the fuck out of. You can clean them just as easily as anything else with soap and water, but don't drop them on the floor or otherwise get a lot of dirt on them because the damn silicone likes to "absorb" big pieces of debris like stray hairs. I've used mine for about a year now, and although it's a bit torn around the entrance, it feels just as good as when I bought it. The only reason why they're a pain in the ass is that you absolutely have to use lube; There's no way you're getting your cock into these things with just water or pre-cum.

>>2757793
>you really cant beat your hand

>>2757816
But does it beat your hand?

holy shit this thing is actually the size of a real egg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEfxTKmZKU

>>2757816
the smaller ones suck imo, i had got a "nukuman" for like 8 bucks from j list about 2 years ago... the damn thing was too small and tight... i could wad the thing up in my hand and hide it...
it was about 4 inches... but by the time you were all in it, it was stretched around and maybe was only 2-3 inches of gripping area... so it didnt feel good at all...

and yes... you had to have lube to get into that damn thing...

>Do you just wrap it over your head
Yes.

seriously op, save up and get a good one that will give your penis some breathing room... like the angelic temptation or one of the sister things... warm it up with water, add lube if you need it, and it is great...

as long as you clean it shortly after you finish, and make sure to not get it dirty, you will love it and it will love you back... ... ... to the extent of a fake vag can love you back...

back in February when i ordered the angelic temptation, i was gonna get the: "OMO500 The Dignity of Great Pussy" instead... but i preordered the re-relase of the Miku figma doll instead, so i didnt have that evtra cash to blow.

pic related <3

fake vags love you longer then real vags do

bump for moar info on the angelic tempation models

>>2758335
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/ADT457

"A truly unique men's adult toy from Japan that lives up to it's name, this is a heavenly "ona-hole" made of a new age life-like skin textured material designed to feel just like the real thing. A light weight, yet sturdy item that measures approximately 19 cm (7.5 inches), and features a variety of grooves designed to promote maximum stimulation, including two "nipple protrusions" simulating the fantasy of two nipples rubbing "where it counts." It can be filled to the brim with lotion and washed for multiple uses. Perfect for gag gifts to embarrass your friends (with a good sense of humor) or for those who love novelty items from Japan. A totally unique and fun novelty item that's made here in Japan by ToysHeart! "

pic's on the page

>>2758335
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/ADT491 ADT491 Younger Sister Simulation Hole ~ Imouto

From ToysHeart comes this unique but enjoyable novelty item from Japan. Introducing the Innocent Younger Sister - Ane onna cup (the rubber "portable holes" that are popular in Japan) that's made with a new age SafeSkin material. It's the younger sister type onahole which features an inner pearl design with smoother wavy curves turns and grooves that's you'd come to expect. It measures a total of 19 cm (7.5 inches). A wacky private-time accessory that's made in Japan. Sold as a novelty joke item only.

>>2758335
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/ADT492 ADT492 Amorous Elder Sister ~ Ane

From ToysHeart comes this unique but enjoyable novelty item from Japan. Introducing the Amorous Elder Sister - Ane onna cup (the rubber "portable holes" that are popular in Japan) that's made with a new age SafeSkin material. It's the older sister type onahole which features an inner spiral design with all the twists, turns and grooves (including G-spot) that's you'd come to expect. It measures a total of 19 cm (7.5 inches). A wacky private-time accessory that's made in Japan. Sold as a novelty joke item only.

>>2758364
>>2758368
>Sold as a novelty joke item only.

>>2758397
Yeah. And also
>Perfect for gag gifts to embarrass your friends (with a good sense of humor) or for those who love novelty items from Japan.

Just say "perfect for jacking yourself off". Nobody minds. J-List of all sites doesn't need to dance around things like that.

>>2758397
the eggs are marketed the same way,

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/EGG003 EGG003 TENGA EGG ~ Spider

Another wacky invention by the folks at Tenga, here's the Tenga Egg, a compact ona cup cleverly disguised as an egg. Simply open the shell to reveal a soft, stretchable "egg" with a multi-ribbed texture that's brimming with lotion inside so it's ready for use at a moment's notice. A compact and discreet solution to your "massaging" needs. Perfect for those who absolutely love Japanese novelty toys for men, women or couples, Tenga products, and especially onacups (pussy in a cup, aka "lovely hole"). This purchase is for the spider version which features perfectly symmetrical grooves texture of a web like pattern. Great for gag gifts and jokes!

picture of diagonal cross cut of elder sister

>>2758353
>>2758364
I'd get one of these. Fuck that old whore.

>>2758432
do they make them with hymens?

>>2758353
>>2758364
>>2758368
so uhhh is there any discernible difference between these or is it just a marketing ploy for you to get all three to find out they feel the same

>>2758446
get creative.
use cling wrap and some red food coloring,

>>2758449
yeah, the insides are made differently and the outside model of the angelic temptation is different than the sisters

diagonal cross section of the younger sister

the angelic temptations insides can only be seen from the box art, they didnt do cross cut of it

>>2758457
If I'm getting creative, what is the point to buying one of these. You can make the same basic thing easily enough.

>>2758477
true a sock, rubber glove, and tea towel can be turned into a pocket pussy of a sort... but it doesnt feel that right...

also i remember something about being able to turn about 20 condoms and 4 ribbed ones into a pocket pussy...

>>2758469
Yeah, that looks terrible. The split cup from Tenga, on the other hand...

I have a standard tenga, like the one thats in the picture, they say it's 'one use' but honestly 'one use' is aimed at crazy azns with razorsharp dicks that like to fucking stab holes in it everywhere. its not like it falls apart or anything
call me a dirty nerd but I wash and reuse it

mine was like $10 of amazon or some shit, i would honestly recommend getting one, it's pretty cool for something a little different.

looked at the egg sizes and they, seem, well small, the standard tengas are still pretty small, lol azns have small cocks xdxdxd, but no, eggs seem too small and expensive I wouldn't bother trying it out

>>2758557
holy shit what a whore

Fuck sakes, make your own

Pringles can, preferably Pringles stax. Eat pringles. Cut a small hole into the bottom of the can. Get some foam rubber sheets, a condom and a rubber O-ring. roll out condom onto foam, and cut foam to the proper length. Slit hole in condom, drop in o-ring and roll the foam rubber around it (lube side inwards). Shove that into the pringles can, pull edges of condom over the edge of the can, pour in your favorite non-petrol based lubricant, and fuck the shit out of it.

>>2758593

costs like 7 bucks, too.

>>2758593
Thats like the same price it would cost to buy one.

>>2758598

What the fuck, all that shit together is like 7 bucks, 9 max.

>>2758461
>>2758557
>>2758432
Is that last bubble supposed to be the cervix or something, last time I checked you dont fuck that

O wait

>Hentai market

>>2758600
They only cost $7-$9 why spend effort and money when you can just spend money

>>2758598
you can make the pringles can one to be reusable.

>>2758608

jajaja cutting foam is so hard i can't even do this why do i even try to ask what you want to do with lazy

>>2758609
They. are. reusable.

SAMEFAGS EVERYWHERE

>Slit hole in condom, drop in o-ring and roll the foam rubber around it (lube side inwards).

I don't understand.

So, does anyone have any experience with the Tenga Flip hole? How does it compare with, say, a fleshlight?

flip hole ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0

>>2758623

>>2758655

Very useful, thanks.

O-ring?

>>2758655
>> Huge meaty cock
>> Thick massive throbbing dick
>> Enormous, erect, engorged member

>>2758663
Make sure it seals properly, or it'll be the last fap you ever have.

>>2758667

Best way to die. Ever.

>>2758664
Blame the marketing department.

>>2758557
So patchy is just a large dick sleeve?

>>2758699

Three dicksleeves, actually.

>>2758705

I bet she knows how to handle more than three cocks, though.

oh wow go get some pussy losers.

>>2758715
>>get some pussy
>>/jp/

DOES NOT COMPUTE

>>2758715
0/10

>>2758715
First time I hear of this 'pussy'. Care to provide a link?

>>2758757
yeah, if you go back to fucking school

Alright, guys, so I've decided on getting a Tenga Fliphole. Is this win, y/n?

>>2758763
Fucking school sounds awesome. I wish I had went to fucking school.

>>2759274
I too wish I went to a Fucking School.

I would learn so many valuable lessons I could use in everyday life.

For instance, Fucking.

>>2759296
except you wouldn't have anyone to fuck even if you did learn how to

>>2759296
>>2759274
same person who thinks his joke is funny

>>2759316
>>2758763
same butthurt faggot

>>2759326
NO U

>>2758655
wait
wouldn't jizz spill everywhere since you cut a hole in it?

I have a fleshlight. It's awesome.

>>2758652
I love this ad
"The next step in the future of masturbation"

>>2760001

Do you cum by the gallon? The litre?

If not, don't worry, it basically dries up at the bottom and after maybe ten uses, all you have to do is change the condom (You might wanna use a new O-ring, cause it might be a little...gross in there...

I don't really understand all those ribs and grooves and whatnot. Is that really how a real one feels? Weird.

>>2760628
Yes, the inside of a vagina is a soft, fleshy deathtrap.

>wacky
Peter Payne likes this word way too much.