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Elementary, my dearVery good schedule, nice variety. I'm looking forward to the stealth zatsudan(s).https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1315582697025101825
I find it incredibly cute that Ina went on to talk about how she'd do gesture drawings with Kakage's vods when she has the time, and Kakage responded that he's so happy he could cry and that he supports her.
Mori-sensei love.
>>27576734>>Scheduled streams!!!Iofi Pochi cover song MV premiere https://youtu.be/lh5UqNxEbhsIofi 6months anniversary https://youtu.be/weONSM52vFUKiara Minecraft but now with shaders https://youtu.be/oMwdp12-OIAMori's Doom Eternal continuation https://youtu.be/CQ2lmH5TdJIMori's first free Live Concert https://youtu.be/gVnhYEyr6m8>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1 >>EN schedules!!!https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1315582697025101825https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1315306218877931520
Good morning sunshine
>>27576734For me, it's Ina.
>>27576740Wow this is actually an incredible schedule. Ame is really standing out with her variety of streams. I hope Gura's is good.
>>27575793This probably
>>27576747I want to report this off-topic but it feels like you went to some effort for this.
We're on a 1500 post limit?When did that change?Also, Kiara!
>>27576578Ina patting all her tentacultists doing their reps on the back with her tentacles, telling them they are doing a good job
>>27576740went from apex 2 days a week to minecraft this is probably for the best
>gura has the most subscribers and members out of all of holoEN >going to hit 1 million before ANY other holo>gets the most supas >every other holo probably hates the shit out of her because of jealousy, doesn’t even affect her growthHow does she do it chumchads? I’m glad I bought sharkcoin early because I don’t see her ever declining.
>>27576740>John Wick WatchalongHope her members enjoy that one, I hear it's a good flick.
>>27576762>that isn't a collab
Do you guys happen to know, if I re-enable my membership after cancelling but it's still the same month, will I reset my loyalty counter or will it just go back to like it was before? I gave it some thought and decided I'm not going to cancel after all.
>>27576740>0 fpsis she okay?
>>27576747what the actual fuck is up with that middle onehell, second from left, too
>>27576777>every other holo probably hates the shit out of her because of jealousy, doesn’t even affect her growthmeds
>>27576734>stealth zatsudanAme without her chat retards? Sign me up
>>27576777>>gets the most supas
ina and gura still havent posted their schedules....
>>27576762>that isn't 3D or a collab this weekWe've known about the shuba collab.
I play the "good morning sunshine" clip every time I wake up to feel like I have someone who cares about me.
>>27576777>Fact>Fact>Untruth>SpeculationHow do seanigs do it /hlgg/?
>>27576777>implying holos are numberfagsdo your clip reps
>>27576747high quality post
>>27576740Multiple GurAme streams this week again. I am blessed
>>27576807Quit crying about Ina, she actually fucking streamed yesterday.
Gura has nothing going for besides numbers.
>>27576789Think about what the word loyalty means for a second and you’ll answer your own question.
>>27576807Good things come to those who wait, friend.
So the dust has settled Can we say the first month of hololive en was commercially successful
>>27576777>>gets the most supasShe doesn't though.
>>27576715And you're so soft that you get triggered by the mere presence of "scary niggermen" in your escapism. Congratulations.
>>27576747which is which? The only obvious one is Kiara.
>>27576777urafgt
>>27576814No SEAnig can craft such bait. This man just woke up.
>>27576814By being delusional
I don't know who I would waifu if I could.Mori is bold and has untapped cuteness.Kiara is passionate and amusing with her eagerness.Ina is very warm and comfy to the point you would always want to be around her.AmeGura is charming and everything she does is wonderful.
Amelia, you're breaking my heart!You're shaking my confidence daily!Oh Amelia, I'm down on my knees...I'm begging you please to come home...Come home...
>>27576828Well when I removed my membership it said my perks will still last the remainder of the month, so I don't see why it would matter as long as I don't miss a payment. That's why I'm asking.
>>27576830>ina takes 4 days off a la Mori
>>27576831I don't care about that, I only care that they are entertaining and very good people. I expected the worst, got the best
>>27576822truly the best timeline
>>27576768Got me back into drawing and for that she will always be my favorite
>>27576791the middle one is ina i thinkthe second from the left is gura because it's blue and flat
>>27576840The blue one is gura, the squid looking one is ina.
>>27576765
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27576825rude but you're right>>27576830i just need to know if i have to adjust my sleep schedule :/
Apparently a fanatic found Gura and tried to break in her house but her personal guards managed to fend him off with pepper spray, he's on the run now. It was reported on FOX 4 News live TV channel few minutes ago. This is a snapshot of the suspect captured from her security camera showing the fanatic with an assault rifle, wearing a shark hoodie: https://www.fox4news.com/news/popular-vtuber-fanatic-house-break-shark-hoodieHere is a tl;dr:>[...] "I thought he would have never found this place - I tried so hard" these are the words that our live reporter managed to catch from the property owner during a discussion with her bodyguards. They refused to answer any direct questions from our reporter. Talks with bystanders reported that the property owner - a young teenager girl - may be an emerging internet streamer famous for her cute sandbox game videos, where she uses a cartoon girl avatar with the traits of a shark. To add more to the speculations, one of the bystanders who wanted to remain anonymous declared that the property owner "is HER". Our expert reporters are still trying to figure out the meaning of those words, we're currently accepting anonymous tips, please check our contact page for the tip submission form. [...]
Ina/FubukiGura/MarineAmelia/CocoMori/KoroneKiara/Pekoraare any of them doing a collab with their favorite JP? Gura is most likely going to do Shion and Kiara already said she was going with Subaru, dont know about the rest
>>27576826She also saves a lot of money by living in your head rent free.
>>27576879He can't keep getting away with it
>>27576854Oh, I missread what you were asking. I think it’ll be fine as long as you don’t miss a payment.
>>27576879HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>27576777>gets the most supasYou might not want to look at the most recent chart.
>>27576872Alright yeah, sharkmeido is based.
>>27576882Gura is going to collab with Risu
I'm gonna come out and say it:I love Amelia. I love her voice, I love her smile, I love her laugh, I love her personality. I just love everything about her. Her "flaws" only make her more precious, like kintsugi. I am completely enamored with Amelia!
>>27576747>only Gura is leaking
>>27576873REPRESENT. Hope she's doing OK and not working herself to death.
>>27576747Is the fourth one supposed to be like a body? Is it supposed to be like fucking a fairy or what?
>>27576882>Amelia/CocoCan anyone safely collab with coco right now?
>>27576870>>27576840>>27576747from the left, it goes>Mori, since she's for anal>Gura, since she's blue and flat>Ina, since she's a squid and lovecraftian>Watson, since she's the regular human one>Kiara, for obvious reasons
>>27576872Shark meido is probably the only recognizable mod I have ever liked.He does good work.
Do you trust FBK?
>>27576840Ame,Gura,Ina,Mori,Kiara
>>27576894Girls crying and appearing weak will always get the simps wild
Are Singaporeans considered SEAnigs to you guys?
so who is going to update this once they all release they schedules ?https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>27576894Rushia has them by the balls, how does she do it?
>>27576907Based! Bless you teamate for saying what we all think!
>>27576882>Kiara/PekoraI wonder if Pekora is still her favorite, I think Marine probably won Kiara's heart, and body, at this point.
>>27576894This is really infuriating, honestly. She invests the least amount of effort by far and is constantly rewarded for just being a sad sack. I wonder how long she can keep it up.
>>27576879>To add more to the speculations, one of the bystanders who wanted to remain anonymous declared that the property owner "is HER". Our expert reporters are still trying to figure out the meaning of those words, we're currently accepting anonymous tips, please check our contact page for the tip submission form. [...]Amusing
>>27576894>Logan Paulwhat the actual fuck
Is polka doing play all by herself?
>>27576894>A random shitty karaoke stream>3hs of failure>Still the highest of ENWhy? She is about to graduate and should stop.
>>27576918i will always trust fuckbucket!
>>27576894banning coco is like banning froyo from tf2 tournaments
>>27576918>By far the most supported by chinksWhat did she mean by this?
>>27576926Is Singapore in South East Asia?
Just saw Ame's schedule and I think it looks really good! And I also think it's great that they're continuing the all member collab.
>>27576930GFE but dial it up to 11.
>>27576918Just saying that is suspicious, so no.I wonder why she would say that tho...
>>27576918I trust hololive gaben
>>27576894Ramy...
>>27576907This desu
>>27576938At least she takes the time to put her streams into playlists on her channel.
>>27576908damn that's a good touch
>>27576918I do.I don't want to imagine the domination-wars that happen in the background.
>>27576930The virtual girlfriend experience is a hard drug to kick.
>>27576930I tried to leave Rushia once but she said if I ever went and looked at another girl she would dig a grave for the both of us.So...
>>27576873Is that an edit? I swear her boobs get bigger everytime it's posted. >>27576740Blessed, Minecraft streams are comfy. Hopefully she will discover the joys of redstone and go full autismo on it.
>Mori is a Tomas autist English teacher who's just as big of an autist in real lifeWhat the fuck man
>>27576894You ever just get a tad bit jealous and sad that these girls make more than you in a single stream than you working for literal months?
?the collab ban is lifted. why are they not collabing with JP yet
>>27576930I don't know man. Every time she streams I black out and when I wake up I realize that I somehow donated a red superchat to her.
>>27576915gura could, chinks already kneeled
>>27577004Why would you want them to
>>27576894doesnt feel the same at all without coco at the top...
>>27576959>continuing the all member collabBased and unity-pilled.
>>27576882I want Ina, Mori, Gura and Marine drawing stream
>>27576990Nah, because I'm having fun. I like it when people who entertain me do well.
>>27576740>Mostly 2 streams a dayI just hope she doesn't burn out too early.
>>27577014
>>27576965Because of the 2000 scandals that happened in Hololive in the last 2 months.
>>27576990Not really. Putting it into perspective even Rushia is barely keeping up with some senior software engineers in Silicon Valley.
>>27576988Every freak I've unfortunately known who was into Thomas as an adult had very serious issues.Be careful deadbraps...
This part of Kiara's model, unf.
>>27577004You want full cringe?
>>27576989Please stop trying to make me get a boner from seeing Mori. My heart already gets one enough. She's my bro, dammit...
>>27576949ogey
If we ever get a HoloEN equivalent to Rushia I will give her all of my money.
>>27576985>>27576964How is Rushia GFE?
>>27577004Chicken will collab with Subaru this week. Gura and Ina have no schedules yetMori has her concert and stuff, I'm sure she will collab with indie tubers and music people soonAmelia can't speak any JP, but I think we could see her collab with Moona or Risu soon
>>27576924>>27576938Lmao look at those SEETHING retards.My Oshi fucks your Oshis up, get fucked.
>>27576894Kiara's long half-zatsudan SC reading are really enjoyable, pratically turns you SC into content for the stream and discuss a lot with the chat about it, she also talks a lot with the fans both on Twitter and the forbidden website. Kiara loves to chat and enjoys her audience a lot, so it's not surprising.This is the JP experience I didn't had before, it's really fun to have the vtuber interact with you.
>>27577041F A TAT
>>27576918of course, she's the #1 burger fox after all
>>27576938Eh. I feel like Kiara probably has the best fan interaction out of all of them combined. You don't need to be particularly good at anything if you make people believe that you care about each and every one of them.
>>27576918I'll trust FBK, I still think Cover isn't doing enough to support it's talents but I don't think it's truly a black company.
>>27577034>concernfagging
>>27577040The only Thomas worth caring about is from the age when Ringo Starr narrated and everything was models and elaborate sets, the 3D one is soulless garbage.
>"...and then they walked away, leaving me alone with just a thing in a bag, and no dwink!""Bummer.">"It's almost like it was some sowt of plot to get fwee dwinks! I mean, I'm still cool, wight?""You put the empty bag on your head after they left, didn't you?">"Pfft! As if I would stoop so lo-yes, I put the bag on my head.""Oh Homestar..."
Here is the superchat rankings for just EN.
>>27577056>Gura and Ina have no schedules yetIna probably won't unless she actually got approached by a JP since she doesn't seem to be seeking it out and are hoping they approach her instead.
>>27577035Sure, but why is she so trustworthy?What makes FBK special?
>>27577004Mori is out for most of the week sick + then has to get ready for a concert on Saturday. Kiara is indeed heading into JP collabs. The rest basically can't speak Japanese, or maybe Ina could attempt it but probably is way too shy/not-confident (or not, maybe we'll see when her schedule goes up). It's possible Kiara could act as a translator between another pair as well. Other than that you'll have to wait for Coco and Haachama to come back, incidentally both the HoloJPs who speak any English (Coco is quite fluent, Haachama sort-of could wing it maybe for all her bragging, but isn't at all fluent).
This is pretty funny actually
>>27576915All of holo en could. Their fanbase is primarily English and the default state of their chat is already shitty enough that no amount of wumaos can shit them up any harder even if they wanted to.
>>27576990I had a big meltdown straight after spacha opened for these girls.Helped me realise that money isn't the only success metric yo.Live a life beyond wagecuckery.
>>27576740Mo: Astray never ever again :(
>>27577034She has twitch endurance, this is nothing for her.
>>27576990lol look at this guy not making $30k a month
What are the odds that Amelia will like Gwent in TW3 enough to start streaming the Gwent online card game thing? It's my main online card game.
>>27577079Frankly, I've never seen it at all, so I wouldn't know
>>27577081Absolute state of Ina.
>>27576777If she started reading superchats like Kiara and Mori, she would probably skyrocket past everyone in superchats.
>>27577081Sad cause Ina is my favorite
>>27577087I hope Marine approaches her then. Ina x Marine draw collab makes too much sense to not do it.
>>27577057lmao the posts you're replying to sound so much like bitter, jealous women whining. It seems her antis being /cgl/ femcels was not a meme.
>>27577034For all her ups and downs, it's clear Amelia enjoys streaming. I wouldn't worry too much about her, she's stronger then you think.
>>27577091yeah, cringe Yagoo worship is really funny
>>27576918She's the only reason why Holostars are actually even announced or acknowledged by the CEO and the official Hololive twitter schedule posts.Before that they were just about to be left to rot and die.I trust in the influence she has in the company.
Amelia is playing Minecraft today. I thought she hated it though. Narrative bros???
>>27577087>she doesn't seem to be seeking it out
>>27577081Is there membership stats?
>>27577091Have an upvoterino frienderino!!!
>>27576740I guess she's done with FPS after all the stream sniping incidents. Good to see that she's enjoying Minecraft after a bad impression though.
>>27577081I expected Gura to be where Ame and Ina are. I knew Kiara and Calli would be ahead but I didn't realise Calli would be that much ahead and almost double Ame/Ina, did Canadians really donate almost $50,000 in total? Holy shit
>>27577064Kiara eating a 'lil too much and her belly starts to hang over the top of her skirt. alternatively Kiara gets fit, develops abs and the skirt droops down a bit more to reveal more of that area, win win either way.
>>27577145t. Didn't watch her new streamRetard.
>>27577122Ina is doing fine though. She clearly doesn't care about milking superchats.
>>27577071Well, it's just an act. I would have agreed she cared about her fans before what she pulled yesterday.
>>27576990They only get like 35% before tax's. Still good but not as impressive as it looks.
>>27576740>2 Minecraft streamsI’m honestly surprised. Going off the collab I had the impression she hated it.
>>27577091I'm so fucking tired of that ground pound shitevery single amelia video, always those "lol she ground pounded our mums xd" comments
>>27577135Yagoo worship hate worship posts are bloody funnyThey should keep doing it lol.
>>27577081Makes sense. Bottom three don’t really go out their way to acknowledge them while the top two spend hours reading them which just encourages people to donate more. Kiara is probably the one who interacts the most with the chat So I’m not surprised she makes a lot of money despite being the unpopular one by EN standards
>>27576747Please tell me you're the wamehole anon.
>>27577055Why don’t you just watch some of Rushia’s vods and see for yourself how deep the rabbit hole goes?
>>27577128Nah, I suspect Inafags are behind it. The only time chicken gets a break is when Inas streaming. Some Anon also suspected that Ina has a significantly larger female fanbase than the others, and I could see why. I liked her time warp stream, too.
>>27577091Woah, based black company CEO!*Clap clap* next shitpost
>>27577177they always come without fail lol
>>27577071It's like >>27577061 said, I mean, we even shit on her for interacting a lot with her fans on Reddit, and she does that a lot on Twitter too.Just by enjoying chatting with people and having fun together with her fans, she'll be sucessful.
>>27577144her zoomer brain cant handle an objectiveless solo open world experience, she now has objectives and can handle it with friendsHow long into Death Stranding would she last before swapping to apex?
>>27577132I'm rooting for Amelia for the first EN to do a 24 hour live stream.
>>27577160She she's open to everyone
>>27577152>I guess she's done with FPS you sad fool
>>27577168Discord tranny
>>27577203Yes but that doesn't mean she is proactively asking for the collabs. She wants them and hopes for them, but she is too shy to approach the JPs for it
>>27577200>objectiveless solo open world experienceliterally no one plays minecraft solo and if they do they hae mental illness
>>27577103It's hard to when you feel like you're one shitty accident away from being in debt forever, anon. [SPOILER] I fucking hate America. [/SPOILER]
>>27577145She'll do one when she's approached, but she doesn't need gimmicky collabs.
>>27577188>her time warp streamso all of them
>>27577180>Bottom three don’t really go out their way to acknowledge themIna legitimately reads every single one that comes in, if she's not playing a game. Yesterday was the only questionable one because she was actually getting flooded thanks to her openly reading shit jokes.
>>27577186I have, it's just her playing up the yandere and occasional screams and deep voice shouts.Is that what GFE is about to you?
>>27577122Here's a revised infographic for safe viewing
>>27577226 Nice spoilers bro
>>27576918FBK and Marine are my barometers for actual bad/malicious shit going on at Cover (and not just incompetence)FBK because of her position and influence within the company and Marine because she's got the life experience and has worked at an actual black company beforeIf either of them starts feeling sketchy or leaves on bad terms then that's when things are truly fucked
>>27577057I can't get the image of some based S getting off of their posts out of my head so I can't really take them seriously anymore. Love my chicken
Hello Teamates and company, I'm back with the goods
>>27577244What about the ASMRs she does where she whispers lovey dovey into your ears for 2 hours? What about all the chus and I love you's?
>>27577088She has absolutely no patience for idolfaggotry, when Towa got into yabee for a male voice on her stream, Fubuki scheduled a boyfriend announcement stream, in which se announced she had gotten a boyfriend. The twist, which wasn't revealed until well into the stream, was that it was just a pet cat, but she intentionally triggered as many idolfags as possible. She has done similar "standing up for talent" type moves, she used her position as #1 subbed Holo to push for collabs with Holostars, and every Holo who's talked about her says she is incredibly helpful and caring behind the scenes, even Kiara said that although she idolises Pekora, Fubuki is the senpai that helped her out the most pre-debut
>>27577152I want to see her get stream sniped in minecraft.
>>27576740>making fun of Kiara again in the replies She hates her so much...
Dios mio
Where's the data that said Suisei has the highest female audience percentage, wonder what it's like for holoEN
>>27577188Nah, I don't buy your tribalistic shitpost.You can just add a "Ugh!" in front of the whiny posts about Kiara and it'll literally sound like bitter femcel gossiping.
>>27577223Do you think she's doing that, just so she can do the "Ho? So you're approaching me?" meme once they message her?
>>27577203Lewd.
>>27577292no
>>27577055https://youtu.be/V3XLobeytTc
>>27577175I want to agree but for all the Watson memes we have I don't mind that the redditor fanbase went for something that isn't Ame lewding the audience directly. It could be way worse.
>>27577277If you listen to her entire ASMRs she goes straight into threatening you in between the careless love whispers. It is all part of the yandere character.
>>27577224This isn't true at all.
>>27577168Wait, did I miss something? The last thing I remember was her being sad from Mori bullying.
>>27577276can I get a peesa kit kat?
>>27577287Aaaaaa I can't breed (with Ina)
>>27577280Literally living up to the title of friend, the true hero of hololive
https://youtu.be/A7cwFMDIaB0Thought?
>>27576926Yes. They are a slave to chinks which make it worse.
>>27576901looking forward to this if this ever happens. risu's a big fan of HER
>>27577174She got the mineycrafta fever. I don't blame any holo for being kind of bored during Gura's own version of the void stream.
>>27577328300k celebration stream karaoke and some people are still seething because of her accidental mistimed audio/her singing could be seen as pretty bad especially compared to the first new mic karaoke
>>27577089>HaachamaAt this point Korone speaks better English than her.
EN should do singing Polka style, show whole body like it's a concert.
>>27577287Ayúdame Hombre Negro
>>27577180Watson does read all of them. Problem is people generally don't feel inclined to simp to her for some reason. Maybe the gamer rage attracts nerds but pushes away paypigs.
>>27577337Sometimes I wonder how history would have changed if Coco was allowed to collab with her like she wanted to.
>>27577276>>27577329pick a card
>>27577276the peanut butter chunky kitkat is the best in my opinion.
>>27577200death stranding has objectives
>>27577328I don't want to start another huge argument about it, but her karaoke stream was infuriatingly low-effort. She pretty much just showed up and read the lyrics out of sync with the music like someone was holding a gun to her head. It was a pretty depressing and alienating experience which was supposed to be a "thank you" to the fans but ended up feeling more like rubbing our noses in how we're all a bunch of suckers.
>>27577318Yes, the best kind of girlfriend
>>27576990No.I'm more jealous of the neets around here that can live an easy life with free money and free time, even if it's not a lot. It's not a possibility in my country.
Last thread was a really comfy thread.Especially reading about English teacher Mori
>>27577314>Mama>GFEFreud...
Ina hugging anon with arms and tentacles as suggested
>>27577370they were out of it today exactly
>>27577152I hate how FPS = braindead online shooters + Doom for vtubers. Just fucking stream some Deus Ex, Painkiller, Serious Sam, Metro, whatever the fuck.
>>27577388Keep watching
>>27577088Adding on to what the other Anon said, she collabed with holostars not just against cover but despite some of the JP crowd taking issue with it because idol shit, tweeted straight up that she'd quit before she ever says anything just because the company tells her to (https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1288748210760978432)), stopped updating bilibili after the suspensions, was plenty active as a personality before hololive and would have no qualms about going back, and just about every other holo speaks highly of how much work she does behind the scenes. She's based as fuck.
>>27577373>rubbing our noses in how we're all a bunch of suckers.Hot.
>>27577200Death Stranding is honestly a pretty railroaded and objective heavy game if you let it be one for you. Obviously most people who enjoy it spend their time doing completionist shit (like I did), but it can actually be a surprisingly short experience if that's how you want to play it.
>>27577390CUTE!
>>27577276>>27577369>KitKatI'd rather eat the original.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH_q9Xt0PkQ
>>27577369>White kitkat longer than the normal kitkatsDo Americans have an inferiority complex or something?
>>27577280>The twist, which wasn't revealed until well into the stream, was that it was just a pet cat, but she intentionally triggered as many idolfags as possibleWhoa, that’s pretty based
>>27577392sad, too many people know.
>>27577174Considering how much effort she put into making her house cool and unique as a newbie and how she immediately jumped onto the underground railroad idea I think the 'she hates minecraft' narrative was kind of dumb.
If you found out your mom accepted as EN gen 2, will you stop her?
>>27577034Why is it people can type this when on twitch it's considered pretty normal to stream 6 hours a day 6 days a week?
>>27577390Where did you get this picture of me and my hole brothers?
holy fuck im sleepy did I miss anything last night?
>>27577350>>27577373Yikes. I'll skip that, then. When will this bird catch a break?
>>27577417lel nice try but Bulgaria
>>27577394I'm still kinda surprised no one's really touched the EDF games, vtuber or otherwise. They seem like they'd make for fun content.
>>27577122You know whilst Ina is the lowest earner of the 5, she still belongs to the top 1% of bichuubas.
My minecraft demo ran out just when I was about to light my first nether portal.
>>27577350It also didn't help that half her song list was just ripped off from Ina.
EN Gang: DISBANDEDNew relationships and confidants to be established outside of the group.
>>27577394I asked about single player FPS and boomer shooters like UT in marshmallow, but didn't get an answer.
>>27577435Anon, she was the one that started that narrative.
>>27577439professional twitch streamers don't also have other jobs like the girls, mori has two others on top of being our reaper
>>27577288I'd guess it's Ina for EN because no gimmicks trying to appeal to dudes, just a nice girl with constant art stuff to teach/practice with, and overall being more like a role model (.. on how to be a fujo yet still make money), than the others who are more of memers and gamers. Could also be Mori is popular with them, but I don't see her as being as approachable as Ina.
>>27577435It was a dumb narrative, from her house alone you could tell she had been enjoying it and her low energy was probably because she'd been playing all day. Yeah she expressed disinterest in earlier streams but minecraft is a different game when you're playing with friends
>>27577437No because then theoretically I can talk to other Holos through her
>>27576740>Kiara 51 collabThat might be interesting. Have these 2 done anything together yet? Their personalities seem to fit well
>>27577384Fuck, I really want to do my archive reps but it's still down. I feel like I missed important lore.
>>27577390Ina is hugging me, Ina and my Takodachi are so cute in here, too!Very cute drawing anon
>>27577459>most twitch streams don't have jobs just like watson and gura!
>>27577437no, if your mom's in, you're basically in
>>27577437how would that happen? her english is terrible
>>27577373you should definitely post this on twitter
>>27577441Mori likes Thomas the Train
>>27577280>>27577406Don't forget the fact that even though she has a big Chinese audience, she went out of her way to mention Coco multiple times recently knowing full well she would (and did) piss them off.
>>27577489there is no way that was my childhood
>>27577022>coco at the top...Eh, Rushia often pulls ahead of Coco in daily/weekly supacha rankings. Coco just has bigger events that keeps her ahead in total.
>>27576740>John Wick watchalongHoly shit yes>>27576784I watched all 3 movies and it's fucking great, especially the cliffhanger of the last one. My only complain so far is the final battle of the first movie, it was meh.
>>27577459Sure, but this post is about Watson, who assuredly doesn't have another job right now. Not surprised that in her first week she was already expressing interest in doing endurance Apex streams soonish. I wouldn't be surprised to see one or two FPS guerilla streams inserted into this schedule.
>>27577390very cute!!
>>27577443>When will this bird catch a break?Never, anon. That's her business model. Didn't you watch the stream where she talked about the corporate structure of KFP? She's not an idiot, despite what she wants you to believe. She knows exactly what she's doing and this is a calculated way of maximizing her support among her fans.The beauty of her scheme is that it also requires so little effort on her behalf. She just has to fail while she rides the success of the other 4 HoloEN girls, show up to her streams, evoke sympathy from her adoring fans, and they will bankroll her. It's a vicious cycle. Even though she could put forth the effort required to actually perform well (I think she probably could sing well, which is why I was so excited for her karaoke), she's simply got not incentive to do so, because the rewards she reaps for failure outweigh the potential rewards for succeeding.
>>27576990Nah, you might feel like this if you have just learnt of the income of these types of industries. Just don't feel too bad about it, having a stable work that doesn't pay like East Asia or having a proper degree is the appopriate goal for most people these days.
>>27576740>members only john wickHOW MUCH IS A MEMBERSHIP AGAIN?!
>>27577467There was the lost episode of Ame Tech Tips
>>27577472What? Isn't the thread still archived in the 4chan archive?Here: >>27572749
>>27577055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LMuSpW2Ge8Watch this stream and you'll know everything you need to know.
>>27577448>I'm still kinda surprised no one's really touched the EDF gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI4TEIK9k2Q
>>275775194.99
>>27577519$599 US Dollars.
>>27577502this could be it they were just starting out slow to avoid burnoutlike the company could very well have capped their early stream amount to make sure they didn't go to hard
>>27577400>Baby play>YandereAnon... Your GFE reps...
>>27577524What if I don't speak Japanese
>>27576747You deserve a (you) for this
What reps are you doing today, anonchama?I finished my 日本語 reps an hour ago, and am now considering drawing for Ina-senpai.
>>27577390Halo needs to be a tad bit bigger but I can still see the face so it's ok.
>>27577541Do you reps
>>27577512go back to >>>/cgl/
>>27577512Are you serious? If so, then this might be the most retarded narrative I've read this week
>>27577328TL;DR, earlier that day she asked what the fans wanted for 300k stream, everyone said karaoke, so she then ran to her managers house with her mic. But the thing is, she didn't configure her mic and her audio setting properly, and also had issues with delay in the OBS fucking up the timing in the songs. Some said that she didn't bother to pratice the songs, and just went with whatever that moment.Some Anons went full nuclear about it, acting like it was some sort of boyfriend scandal again, saying how disappointed they are at her and will cut themselves about it.>>27577443If you do like Kiara, the Marine song was really fun, and there was this miracle moment:https://twitter.com/yorunohato/status/1315350058032824327The SC reading was also really enjoyable as usual.Better than staying here talking to that schizo.
>>27577541Anon... your reps...
>>275775191 to 5 Euro depending on your country and your currency
>>27577390Very cute.10/10 did your reps
>>27577541>there are anons itt that aren't doing their repsI wake up at 6am so I can get reps in before work
>/hlgg/ likes John WickBut someone told me that was a R*ddit movie?
>>27577546i just took a shit rep and i'm thinking of doing my masturbating reps soon
>>27577558Go watch the karaoke stream and tell me sincerely that you still believe she gives a shit about the quality of her content.
>>27577512>Kiara is a stone-cold and calculating businessperson, instead of just being energetic and making mistakes along her waydumb narrative
>>27577455according to Amelia's schedule there's a group collab for the end of the week despite the fact they are no longer obliged to do them. Better yet, it's on everyone's channel. I'm hoping they keep good cohesion with each other going forward even if they slow down group collabs to once every two weeks.
>>27577538>Baby roleplay>Possessive lover>Not GFE
John Wick is a bad movie
>>27577576>But someone told me that was a R*ddit movie?anything even remotely popular = redditthis is especially true of animes and movies
I CANT FUCKIGN STOP PLAYING APEX
>>27577598Objectively speaking, no.
>>27577558there's at least one anon who has been pushing this narrative since one sperge complaining about her karaoke in a long ass blog post and got plenty of (you)s.Better to ignore them for the schizo narrative they are. I don't think they were ever a Kiara fan.
>>27577546i'm doing my Actual Job reps rnwish I were doing JP reps
>>27577601So Evangelion and Vtubers are Reddit?
>>27577499It's also her adulthood apparentlyRemember she was literally playing with a (possibly 2 year old) Happy meal you during her streamHow is it possible to find a female autist this dorky
>>27577525Wait, what the fuck? Huh.Still would still love to see a collab stream of it though, it's not quite the same without an organized team.
I never buy kitkat because it's expensive but damn amelia make me want to buy one
>>27577590I thought this said GFD and now I am trying to imagine what each girl's secret kink is
>>27576882Pekora has expressed interest in collabing with Kiara, but the way she talked about it it sounds like she wants to be asked first.Korone's really shy to do collabs with strangers so even if directly asked by Mori, I dunno.
>>27577464>Hey Mom could you pass this message along to Gura?>UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>27577590Don't forget the dere dere superchat reading afterwards.
>>27577518This isn't the place for this, but do you guys think it's possible to get a decent job in japan as a foreigner and live there indefinitely right now?
>>27577626>it's expensivewatI bought all those kit kats >>27577369 for 4 euro
>>27577512Bad narrative. You are suppose to make her look bad and not like an 5D chess evil genius.Do better
>>27577546Study reps it never ends. I just have this thread open in another tab in case I want to read something else.
>>27577621nu /a/ has considered eva to be reddit for a few years now>>27577622I fucking love this retarded tomboy
>>27577352She's gregarious enough to just wing it, though.
>>27577081Superchats per video>Gura $3596>Mori $3385>Kiara $2834>Ina $2396>Amelia $1534>ame
>>27577512wow, Kiara is a cold, calculating geniusso this is how the 4th reich begins, first she takes over HoloEN, then HoloJP, then the world!
>>27577618I may or may not have done my 日本語 reps while slacking off at work.
>>27577576Don't hate things just because they're popular.
>>27577646probably lives somewhere where they aren't abundant. Pretty cheap over here too, like any other brand over the counter chocolate bar.
>>27577621Yes. Also anything I don't like.
>>27577647Why would you? Working conditions are horrible.
>>27577663>pretends to have little interest in Austria to hide her intetions of rising the aryan race to enslave humanityI finally see
I've been working on a cover for the contest but my voice sounds like shit. Anyone have any tips on how to mix vocals?
>>27577560No need to offend our resident schizos, they're above that /cgl/ discord tranny.
>>27577693If that were true then nobody would work for Cover
rrrattoooo shimulatorrrr
>>27577631>mori is into gentle femdom>amelia is a sis/shotacon>ina is for handholding>phoenix is into vore
>>27577698only tip i got is "move the EQ around until it sounds less shit"
>>27577546I need to do shower reps, and then sleep reps.I have work reps to do tomorrow, and then Toastmasters reps.Also buying a laptop reps, house searching reps, car parts reps, German reps...
>>27577693Not like I have anything to live for here, bro. Might as well try to find some way to be happy.
Is Bloodborne just a pipedream at this point...
>>27577362She looks at all of them, but only reacts to the ones she thinks are interesting. If you send something dumb she's just says Thank you, [name].
>>27577694>pretends to have little interest in AustriaShe would love to speak in her Austrian dialect, but she's forcing herself to speak High-German when she's speaking German
>>27577717https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg ey
>>27577081I never noticed Ame was so close to 400k
This thing broke into my house, ate all my kitkats, screamed incoherently for about an hour, and is now trying to install ten terabytes of shooters on my PC. How do I get it to leave?
>>27577719
>>27577560That's actually pretty cute. Thanks anon.
I love the moon and all but I think she needs to eat more.
>>27577742I wonder why is that, do people think that High-German sounds better?
>>27577739well bloodborne watchalong is an option
>>27576777>gets the most supaNo she doesnt
>>27577750Throw Ryan Goslings at it.
>>27577122Ina is already a rich girl and it's pretty much doing vtubing for fun, there's no need to worry about her finances.
>>27577750ask it do to girlfriend experience asmr, it'll get cold feet and leave immediately
>>27577765people still associate the other style with hitler because euros are retarded
>>27577750>10 terabytes of shootersso 2 copies of COD?
>>27576938>She invests the least amount of effort by farShe definitely puts in the most effort into her superchat readings among the EN girls.I'm somewhat curious how you quantify the effort they put into their work anyway. Not to shit on her - I don't think that should be a factor to your enjoyment of someone's work in the first place - but Gura doesn't seem like she puts in a whole lot of effort either.
>>27576894Logan Paul for best girl
>>27577739I can only see it happening if its a demonetized stream, and I don't think Cover will go for that.
>>27577742Where did you hear that?Bist Du Deutscher?
>>27576918NO, I trust Tokino Sora and YAGOO, FBK wouldn't even be there if they weren't
>>27577750Ask her to step on you.
>>275775465hrs of structure drawing reps so far, might have to stay up late to keep up with the rendering work later tonight.
>>27577798>>27577772Isnt Sony deep in bed with Niji? I doubt they would give a hand to Hololive and cover.
>>27576990a little. i wish i was born a girl.
>>27577647I've been really addicted to immigrant channels on youtube, for almost a decade, so: if you are filthy gaijin and want to make money, yes Japan pays well, if you want to actually live there, hell fucking no, even an abdula infested Europe would be a better choice.
>>27576894>niji boy on topHow does he do it?
>>27577817Niji Holo rival company narrative is a myth, collabs happen frequently and the girls often communicate with each other in and out of streams.Don't take part in the tribalism.
>>27577804get outta here yagoo
>>27577560
>>27577801I love Gura a
>>27577827We would all be happier if we were all girls
>>27577765>>27577791Austrian German is associated with farmers/country bumpkins.It's also why Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't dub his own movies in German.
>>27577598It's high action funsies movie with weird underground societies, it's not meant to be receiving any rewards for stories it's just meant to be cool and it succeeds very well there.It's pretty much just a spin on the Hitman game series, but unlike the official Hitman movie there's less faggotry like romance and shit, it's all about a dude on a vengeance rampage
>>27577764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJUHGjVm0E&fbclid=IwAR1WChTsvuQIO_Fp6PlO38Dv6wDAz7I5ake4BvHl6of6KV-JdfMfAuLXhjE
>>27577803I am, she said that's speaking high-German is very unnatural for her>>27577765probably hiding it for personal reasons
>>27577860I would be happiest if everyone except me was a girl
moona-chan is rude
>>27577863so its like a southern accent from America?
How much do antis love the chicken to be so passionate as to stay and watch every one of her streams to try and find something they dislike about her?
>>27577850Pikamee, why are you like this?
Narrative: Ina's schedule is lately because the HoloJP she's collabing with is going to announce the collab as a big announcement during her stream tonight, and doesn't want to ruin the moment.
Astel is in!
Why do women watch hololive
>>27577817I think it just comes down to Hololive/Cover wanting every stream to be monetized.
>>27576777Please shut the fuck up.
>>27577827>>27577860Wait until you have to deal with your cramps and your periods. You won't want to anymore.
>>27577898women are gay faggots
>>27576990Absolutely, but thats cause im a college student with a crippling fear of entering the work force
>>27577879No she is on point, you said something stupid to her didn't you?
>>27577893which JP is she the closest to?
>>27577122Dont be. She specifically stated multiple times that she doesnt really care about this stuff and that if you want to donate you should look into doing it for the other girls. Or even better, to spend the money on yourself and treat yourself to some nice dinner. She has enough money and even with this kind of "low" amount of donations, she earns more than enough. Keep in mind she also has memberships.If theres one HoloEN member who couldnt care less about her numbers or earnings, its Ina. Someone has to be last, and im sure she would give Kiara her own extra subs so the chicken wouldnt be in that spot. Now if you take away her ability to make new friends at hololive, the ability to make people do their art reps or tell dad jokes, thats when you hurt the squid.
>>27576853My sweet sweet 飴 cotton candy dream
>>27577898they are lonely and want some no-pressure social companygirls are fucking vicious irl, anime girls won't gossip about you
>>27577898Why do men watch holostars?>They don'tApart from Izuru and Rikka, they all have majority male audiences.
>>27577898Same reason as to why men watch male content creators
>>27577830Only one issue holding me back, anon. I'm black.
>>27577890what do they dislike about my chimkin?
>>27576777Chumcucks really do be like this
>>27577887Pretty much. Austrian German dialect is very similar to the Bavarian German dialect, which literally is the main family of dialects of southern Germany.
>>27577919I don't even know what she's saying and that still is painful to read
>>27577919Because she's already married to me
>>27577898Women like cute girls just as much as men.
>>27577941That's not a handicap.
What do other boards think of vtubers? I haven't left /jp/ in months
>>27577937Because hanging out with the boys is fun.
>>27577919>Twapi pfpEvery time
>>27577919Good lord I love this autist so much.>What did we do to deserve you, Moona?>If you love me, and I love cheeseburgers, you love cheeseburgers
>>27577890No need to watch her streams. Just parrot whatever bullshit you read on /hlgg/.
>>27576907You put to words the things I feel every second of every day.
>>27577280>>27577406I did not know fuckbuddy was such a b&rp Chad. Thank you for reply to my post and explaining so much anons.Gonna have to sub and support...
>>27577934women to women relationships are fucked upthey are friendly to each other face, but always talk shit behind each others back
>>27576790If she actually lurks these threads, then no because everyone here constantly fucking complains about her playing games like Apex “all the time” even when she only does it once or twice a week because people are fucking retarded.
>>27577919How can she be so based
>>27577951I find it so funny that the people that tend to believe those stereotypes also tend to be the same individuals who consider themselves progressive and above bigotry
>>27577960i keep seeing them being used as reaction pics in essentially all boards
>>27577898Because they wish they were Ina.
>>27577960Ironically, the closer the boards subject matter is to anime and the like (/a/ etc), the more averse the reaction. But on boards like /k/ and /int/ people tend to skew more positive.
>>27577827You're ignoring the thousands of female vtubers struggling to even scrape above 100-300 viewers. Can you stomach going for 13 years with those numbers? One of the ones I watch did that.
>>27577941I will never in my life believe blacks use 4chan or watch anime, let alone holos.
>>27577960Cringe shit for the most part. As it should be. The second everyone accepts them is the second vtubers are completely ruined. Peak gaming was when people were mercilessly bullied and humiliated for playing games. Then it went mainstream. Gatekeeping is important, on all possible fronts.
>>27577894How hard is he spilling his spaghetti if she asks him to play apex
>>27577898Why do men watch pewdiepie and dr disrespect?
>>27577971i don't know why people in here hate FPS games so much. i really enjoy watching Ame play them because she's good at them or at the very least better than me.
>>27576790she's playing them off-stream to rank up so that stream snipers can't get into her games
>>27578000Black weebs are pretty solidly a thing, anon.
>>27577898Who knows, girls are attracted to 2d girls too. We had a female gosling poster here for Amelia's date night.
>>27577960they fucking despise it which is a good thing
>>27578002I know a few that just do it as a hobby and a way to make use of their free time to get company to talk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hBBzZrHeQHow will you cheer up poor Gora? She was really down
>>27577437Fuck no, then I'd be in.Funny enough, my mother would make a great holo.
>>27578017Probably bad idea since they live in different continents. Would have been fun if they play some game that is not dependent on latency.But i can see him dropping it really hard if Amelia targets him for some collab.
>>27577980Do they?I have no idea. I'm not even from a German speaking country, so I just hear these things second-hand.
>>27577960Mixed, but it's everywhereI've seen the Holo girls posted on /fit/ multiple times, and they are posted extremely frequently in some places like the /int/-/djt/ thread where it's almost like a vtuber thread in itself with a high focus on doing your jp reps
>>27577919She is not cute this way
>>27578054I want to fuck your mom
>>27578022if she could figure out how to stream them without the stream quality going to utter shit it might be worthwhile
>>27577952A toy in a happy meal is considered a 'bonus' to a cheeseburger.She doesn't want to be considered a 'bonus'. She wants at least equal billing to the cheeseburger. Which I respect.
>>27578049we'll toast her health
>>27577637lole
>>27578057>>27578017>>27577894I really badly want to see Amelia gently torture awkward Holostar boys
>>27577958I honestly thought most Asian countries straight up hate everyone, and only tolerate white/euros in most situations. It would be great if that weren't the case.
>>27578076Only an autist can explain what a fellow autist says.Thank you anon.
>>27578054> my mother would make a great holoWhat's her damage?
>>27577560I feel like people miss the point of what Karaoke is at times. She was clearly just having a bit of fun for once, which was nice after all the technical issues she's had recently.
>>27578049I shall deliver the greatest headpat of my life
>>27577866Sounds like you're playing Hitman wrong.
>Kiara's stream was moved back an hourI thought she didn't care about Iofi and ID, anons?
>>27576740Since Mori will be doing her live show and remix on the 17th there probably isn't going to be a full collab? Or am I getting the timezones wrong?
>>27578087Holostar gosling would have been funny haha
>>27578049I want to see a return of Man Eater.
>>27578059happens a lot in america, progressive areas like la or seattle consider themselves the center of modern civilization and the rural areas that grow their food to be uncivilized
>>27578062how much of a cuck are you that a woman stops being cute because she put up some resistance
>>27576990Most of them had to eat shit for years to get to this point and even then its perpetual uncertainty on what the next month could bring.
>>27577898Watching cute girls doing cute things is universal.>>27577937To support OUR SON.
>>27578017Real hard
>>27578092her son
>>27578071i wish she'd play call of duty since it's guaranteed to make her seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutA5Ec95icPretty interesting to watch, actually.
amelia already stole inas idea for member streams... truly a gremlin
>>27578088they do if you actually want to live there
>>27578044Of course. But some people seem to think that if you're a girl all you have to do is put in the hours, improve your audience engagement, and you'll succeed. If that were the case the grinders would have floated upwards by now. Luck and exposure are two things very difficult to control.
>>27578000Maybe not to the same extent as me, but nearly all the black friends I had in the military are obsessed with anime. Most of the time you would never guess.
>>27577472Her roommate talked about it. Anons are thinking her clear, formal English is a habit from teaching it to kids.Funny thing is it makes sense for her Japanese too. The voice she uses for Japanese is abnormally warm and friendly. She sounds like she's talking to little kids.
>gura will never wake you up after having sleep paralysis and ask to cuddle you because she's so scared
>>27578102It says everyone collab. Theres no time tho, so they're probably going to work around her.
>>27578087I love Ameand I also want to see her collab with more men!
>>27577960Almost as cancerous as broponyposting back in the day. it's just a matter of timeI've seen them on multiple occasions at /tg/. One guy even said the vtuberfans he met were surprisingly chill ttrpg players.
>>27577437>crazy, dumb horse loving woman who doesn't give a fluck about others and believes in conspiracy theories (the retarded kind, not the based kind)As long as I don't get doxxed in the process, it's fine
>>27577899Do streams get demonitized for swearing?
Is there a mega with all the coupons?
>>27577733You can do it anon tan. I also have a lot on my plate with reps lately, but we can't give up.Remember, the more you rep, the easier they get.We're gonna make it.
>>27578092A viscious ground pounding from an unknown assailant.We should really hire a detective to find the perpetrator
>>27577437>If you found out your mom accepted as EN gen 2, will you stop her?>mom is the most self centered retarded person I knownot possible
>>27576747>open /hlgg/>see this>close /hlgg/
>>27578137Seems like a lot of pressure on Calli if they try to wedge that in as well.
>>27578022If she played a FPS that is way more single player focused like Prey, Metro, Dishonored, Bioshock, Dues Ex etc I would be interested. I just dont like Shitpex when that's all everyone else streams and she tried indies but even those are kinda lame like that one low poly depression game that was killing her switch
>>27578106This is true.It's like how our Green party here is basically full of what you'd call "white Champagne socialists", even though they pander to niggers and trannies.
>>27578105I enjoyed Gura's Man Eater gameplay.
>>27578116right as I open the stream he's at the zatsudan part... get to clipping dude..!
>>27577898Because liking cute things and wanting to spend time with cute girls is universal. Even other girls feel the same things towards holos that anons itt feel. All the emotions and primal desires.Its one of the few common grounds between genders.
>>27578088If you just want to make money in Japan for a few years, your skin color really doesn't matter. You'll never really be accepted as one of them, sure, but they'll be fairly welcoming and willing to include you in their recreational time. If you don't mind getting curious looks wherever you go you'd enjoy it too.It's only if you want to live there permanently and start looking for a Japanese wife that things get problematic.
Oh nice, musedash has new songs and a new character.
>>27578146 did she get sucked into the Q narrative? If so, I'm sorry for your loss>>27578135> I will never wake up gura after having sleep paralysis and ask to cuddle her because I got so scared.I have the worst kinds of sleep anomalies I swear.
>>27577437Yes.Her ara aras are terrible and her ufufus aren't worth mentioning.
>>27577437Sounds like a new light novel.>My mom is secretly a virtual idol and my childhood friend her manager?!
>>27576777>gets the most superchats Mori would like to have a word with you
>>27577996/k/ is an anime board tho...
>>27578135>I will never wake up to a panic attack and cuddle with Ina to calm down
>>27577480Gura could be a dental assistant or some shit.
>>27578100What the hell chicken. I demand public apology from Cover for having to wait because of some sideshow attractions
>>27578000yeah. blacks are too HIGH-T for that shit. the closes they get is maybe DBZ or naruto hahaha...
>>27578196I got it once when I was given the wrong medication. Fucking hated it so badly
>>27578201That's literally already a thing except it's the dad instead.
>>27578112Oh my god I looked up some of his collabs, holy shit he gets nervous around women, now I REALLY want to see Ame bully him
>>27578116Oh, this is the guy I thought quit. I'm glad he's still making clips for Ame.
>>27577739What the hell is going on with Sony's permissions, anyway? Korosan's Siren stream is constantly getting privatizated and unprivatizated
Amelia has the cutest dork smile!
>>27578087>>27578138why would you want to see her collab with guysfuck that no
>>27578070she lol'd>>27578092Tough life. Abusive marriage. Shitty kids.Not me tho I'm a good boi :^)
>>27578135>I will never wake up from a nightmare and have amelia hold me and say it was okayholy fuck I wish I had good parents
>>27578232Ah for fucks sake.
>>27578196No, we're talking vaccines and chemtrails tier. She thinks vaccines are what made me like I am even though I haven't even been diagnosed with autism
>>27578245anon please
>>27578247The following gosling mass suicide would be worth it
Ame will stream just in time for her 400K
>>27578049i still haven't watched a single gura stream
>>27578100meanwhile>Iofi and Risu streamed on their membership during Moona's celebration streamfeels bad for Moona for having such a bitch genmates.
>>27578243they have been diagnosed with the big gay>>27578254same anon
>>27578223>wake up to a panic attackJesus, that sounds stressful anon.
>>27578225Of all things, why a dental assistant?
im heading out anons, leaving this dad joke tier image macro
>>27578259She doesn't want to admit that she gave birth to a disappointment
>>27577960there was a /pol/ thread where hololive was received pretty positively, but that might've just been anons from this board. i've also seen holos used as reaction images on /sp/, and the djt on /int/ has a lot of holofags as well
>>27578247Because Ame is a heterosexual female and she can have male friends like how you and I can have female friends.
>>27576777>Middle schoolers from reddit that doesn't even superchatI mean even if we hypothetically say that they all hate eachother because of jealousy it wouldn't be over fucking Gura.
>>27578243Idk Pekoras one is untouched https://youtu.be/7sTNt4XrHAAhttps://youtu.be/rbghG64WLD8
>>27578121>>27578192I understand that japan is xenophobic as shit if you're not one of them, but why is it not a problem if you're just working there for a few years? Are they fine with it because they know its only temporary, or something along those lines?
>>27578292You can't have heterosexual friendships
>>27578049I'd give her a good fish.
>>27577919>immidiate apologyfucking kek
>>27578298yes because you'll be leaving, they don't mind tourists but they hate immigrants
Remember to do your reps today Anon! I believe in you!
>>27578247Because they're cuckposting antis. This is the same time they start posting every day.
>>27578312Maybe you can't. Besides, it's easy if you're already taken.
you have 5 seconds to spot the differrences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh5UqNxEbhswatch iofi's happy synthesizer cover
>>27578283Yep. HoloEN has been only of my only reprieves this past month
>>27578272New to EN? Yagoo gave her his blessing, I'd recommend to watch at least her debut stream.
>>27578298>Are they fine with it because they know its only temporary, or something along those lines?That's part of it. Also god forbid you end up with a japanese gf. Every herbivore faggot in the country will hate you to your core. Which because its Japan is a majority of the population
>>27578295holy shit pekora played What Did I Do To Deserve This?
>>27578314I like that Gura seems to genuinely love seafood, not just as a character. I guess Gura kind of eats everything though.
>>27578330one of them is actually watchable
>>27578330chesticles
>>27578326>This is the same time they start posting every day.I fucking hate this so much I wake up early for jap reps and the thread goes full sea monkey
>>27578298Racemixing unironically. Its not a big issue if you live there and start a family with a non-Japanese partner. You will always be an oddity and will always get curious looks, but thats it. Its once you have mixed children is when some have a big problem. But its not as bad as it was 15 years ago. Weirdly enough, you would think its the old people who would be the problem, but for some reason theyre quite accepting.
Iofi.... Aloe.....
I'm loving the movies watchalongs.I'm ESL so I watch them with small subtitles and try not to look at them.
This art's shit.
>>27578341worshipworship hatehate funny haha
>>27578325WHY if I am never ever going to Japan, I'm still learning to draw and make music and I've been doing that since I was a teen, I dont have time for that
>>27578351based
>>27578330one of them is my boy, the other looks like a boy
>>27578337It would be so sick if you were the Anon I talked on /sci/ with a few months ago. are you that Anon?>>27578325I- I can't, I'm to weak-willed. Forgive me, Mori
>>27578330fake vs genuine
>>27578375What the fuck did you just say about Pochi?
>>27578334>singing with Pochi That's an amazing feat.
>>27578375you're shit, faggot
>>27578380Reps are whatever you're working on anon., not just Japanese lessons.
>>27578375Anon...
>>27578330Psycho ---- Dork
>>27578392Nope, sorry. I've only had the worst of my anxiety shit this last month.
>>27578371Were you able to follow along with Ina's Call of Cthulhu stream? That was probably the least ESL-friendly stream that HoloEN has done so far.
>>27578366>>27578326Not baiting, I don't really see the big deal. If Ame or anyone else wanted to collab with the Homostars it wouldn't really be the same as cuckoldry, they're just role-playing.
I get the feeling there aren't any true female vtuber fans, aside from those who are trying to become Vtubers themselves.Could we be safe here?
>>27578375She's a little fan artist they found in indogland. She just needs to keep doing her reps with Ina.
>>27578409I don't give a fuck if it looks fine in Ane Naru, it looks fucking shit here. hey look anorexic and garbage.
>>27578330tits boobies badonks
>>27578379>if you mention yagoo you're a worshiperHe showed up in her stream and liked it, that's all. It's up to you to decide if you want to watch it because you want to know what she's about, or to not watch it because it's le reddit shark ecks dee.
>>27577437Yes, she's way too nice to deal with how shitty people are on the internet
>>27576918>Trusting a hamburger
>>27577934Fuck i feel called out.
>>27578369It also helps if you aren't a faggot. Like if you're someone who looks strong from working out, speaks japanese and dresses/acts appropriately no one will care.Like at one point early meiji period a chunk of japan was entertaining the idea of racemixing with the west to improve their racial stock. That idea persists both ways. They don't want their bloodlines being dilutedlike if you think of the extreme and put arnold schwarzenegger at his prime in japan with a japanese wife 99.99% of the country wouldn't care at all
>>27578431im a girldont hit on me
>>27578375>Calling Pochi's art shitHoly shit I didn't realise it was humanly possible to be this gay.
>>27578330Soulless. Soul.
>>27577080bless
>>27578427Yeah, I'm ESL but I can understand fairly well.Pretty much everything I do on the internet is on English, 99% of the youtubers I follow speak English.So as long as they're not speaking fast I can understand.
>>27578330One is a whore
what are we watching
>>27578456Ame go back to getting resources for your Minecraft stream later.
>>27578324Ah, fair. Definitely going to at least try to look for some work over there, then. Thanks, anon.>>27578343>>27578369Huh. Economically wise though, I'd think they'd want more people that aren't old considering the shitshow that is their birthrates and deathrates. Kind of hilarious.
>>27578456L O N D O NONDON
>>27578456No you're not. Go away.
>>27578452Isn't Korea litearlly pushing race mixing to save their birthrates?>>27578456sho bob and vagine
>>27578456Tits or gtfo
>>27578298Yes
>>27578430>it wouldn't really be the same as cuckoldryHas that ever stopped cuckspammers?
>>27578448>not trusting a hamburger
>>27578371What's your native?
>>27578456>>>/ck/
https://youtu.be/sSeoy-9IrmIBotan is playing Far Cry 5 with English subs.
>>27578456you know the rules
>>27578450Now you know how we feel about Artia's DO U RELE BELEV every time
>>27578334>Happy SynthesizerCEO...
>>27578506Spanish
>>27578330>Similar color compositions and backstories>Complete opposites in how they interact with their audience and present themselvesI can't even imagine what these two would do in a collab.
>>27578298Once you start speaking fluent Japanese in their face, they will start to loosen up and accept you, coming from experience.
>>27578491they are but its exclusively wmaf it's state sponsored is what makes it hilariousthey keep throwing their female celebs into situations with white guys
>>27578481who?
>>27578481isn't ame the character who dies and gura goes on to save the day?
>>27578448if I can't trust a hamburger, what can I trust?
>>27578456You must be mentally handicapped if you found yourself in this shithole
>>27578330one of them is wearing some nice Christian clothing. The other is dressed like a cheap slut
>>27578508Mikoti's game...
>>27578456>DeletedWell that's that.
>>27578147Nah.
>>27578456show boob or shoobidoob
>>27578521it would be a very "charitable" stream if you know what I mean
>>27578531What the fuck.
>>27576989I can't be the only one who bust a nut to this...
>>27578430>>27578326I'm fine with seeoing Ame gently bully Holostars because I don't want Ame to gently bully me, I want to roughly bully her. Seeing her act S when I like her for being M is just cute, it doesn't feel at all close to her actually flirting with the Holostars. But I guess a lot of Ame's fans actually do want her S side, so for them it would be pretty triggering.
>>27578107It's bait, anon. Don't give that dumbfuck any attention.
How come she slowed down just right before she was about to hit 800k? Sub bots?
>>27578521Mori gets her to do the ear rape death metal scream on for her next track
>>27578088At most sex workers won't accept you because they fear that your member might be too big and hurt them, yes this is real.
>>27576747Anon... Please tell me you're not going to eat the chicken after...
>>27578575She didn't fucking stream yesterday, retard.
>>27578478Death through old age or death or their culture through being bred out through foreigners. They've seen what's happening in Europe and don't want it
>>27578575Anonchama... Your med reps...
>>27578330one of them is going to kill the other
>>27578571Right? It's not an exaggeration at all they are literally putting god rays around them and slow mo-ing it
>>27578575>how come she slowed down when she didn't stream?I don't know anon, you tell me.
>>27578575>hasn't released a schedule>still gets average 18k a day>slowing down
>>27577519Could she do a public sample first? Maybe an open short-film on YouTube?
>>27578330rushia is way better
>>27578521>Rushia meets the first tittymonster who doesn't bully her
>>27578531...yeah I think I prefer xenophobia to this wack shit
>>27578330one is based and the other is a whore
>>27578236>>27578116This guy is cute. I just said Hi. Hopefully he is more motivated
>>27576873Always.
>>27578478Becareful of their strict work policies and hierarchal systems, you will definitely not enjoy the work culture there if you aren't prepared.
>>27578576I swear /hlgg/ should really stop throwing out such amazing ideas for free. Cover should hire it or some shit
>>27578531Damn, i gotta move to Korea!
>>27578609It's really weird.
>>27578579That's actually hilarious if true. Who the fuck still believes in stereotypes like that?
>>27578595whoa he's literally me...
Has any Vtuber pee-ed live on stream?I seem to remember Matsuri wet herself
>>27578643because japs have tiny dicks
>>27578645BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>27578595>>27578531And I thought Abe was crazy
>>27578573>>27578500Realistically speaking I highly doubt they'll collab with them anyway. They may collab with HomostarsEN if that ever happens though. If Cover decides to do an EN branch for Stars they really need to rethink how they design/market them because I don't think the pretty boy shit is working very well.
>>27578250Cute mom
>>27578645>yeah, that got me
>>27578595they're gonna create an entire generation of neurotic hapas
>>27578643>stereotypeslmao
>>27578645Nice bait
>>27578645Gura has
>>27578643Matsuri thought that 15cm was really big
>>27578565Considering how ridiculous YouTube can be that's pretty surprising.
>>27578672>>27578682What does Gura have to do with it
>>27578521Balance will be restored to the universe.
What metal illnesses do HoloEN all have?
>>27578531>>27578595>state sponsored race mixing propagandaThis feels so weird being on the other side of it as a white person
>>27578666What kind of aesthetic would even work for HolostarsEN?
You think if I sent Mori a dickpic on twitter she'd send me nudes back?
>>27578645the only confirmed is matsuri, a lot of people here think gura did but there's no actual evidence
>>27578015The only people who complain about gatekeeping are the people who the gate was meant to keep out.
>>27578330now I want to see some costume swap fanart of these two
>>27578678Hairflaps not nearly big enough and neither is the halo.
>>27578694How new?
Can Gura even top her karaoke stream?It was pure kino
>>27578645amelia filled a gamer bottle on stream
>>27578694Holy kek are there really no more lurkers in this thread? is everyone just posting for the first time? what the actual fuck... where do you people even come from?
>>27578684I thought six inches was average
>>27578684God I'd rip her in half, that's pretty hot
>>27578576https://youtu.be/DZYXu29mLOY?t=73
muse dash should get touhou songs desu
>>27578672Playing horror クソゲー with Gura!Putting Gura in your lap so she doesn't get scared!Gura peeing on your lap after a scary jumpscare!
Is Miko still dead?
>>27578713I think Mori.exe would stop working.
>>27578713in her DMs? doesn't hurt to try. You'd probably get flamed if you tweet it at her though
>>27578531>>27578595That's kind of scary...
>>2757868415 CM is above average for a white man so she would be correct
>>27577280>>27577406after reading this i feel like i will have to watch her sometimes, even though i will get filtered hard by japanese. didnt expect open hate for idol faggotry from a holo.
>>27578666They need to cast super fucking talented dudes for HoloSEN, and a crazy weird gimmick like famous historical figures.
>>27578725She promised to practice gurenge, railgun, and plastic love for next time. It's going to be absurdly popular
>>27578732They're redditors who forgot their lurk reps.
>>27578707>Jews pushing Blacks and Whites to mix to weaken the race>Asians pushing Asians and Whites to mix to strengthen the raceReally makes you think
>>27578732/v/, unironically>fuck off cringe tranny weeb dilate >>>/jp/>fuck off newfag tourist >>>/v/Where do they go?
>>27578744Yes.t. Your boy.
>>27578709Chad, Brad, Thad, Neckbeard and Virgin.
>>27578733ok faglord go be gay somewhere else
>>27578699>metal illnessesIna loves iron-y
>>27578744No she's just pregnant or has cancer
>>27577368That sounds familiar. What happened?
>>27578684>tfw undernooooo my asian women
>>27578733That reminds me of that anon that actually tabulated /hlg/'s dick sizes vs their Oshis.I wonder what will /hlgg/'s scores be.
>>27578753there are a lot of white micropenises so that brings the average down
>>27578733Western average is 5.5 inches.Japanese average is 13.5cm.
>>27578782Coco said that she had talked with management about collabing with Melody, but Cover vetoed it for very obvious reasons
>>27578770>that moment when amelia "leaked" the xiv collab idea and the thread immediately imploded into "TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY" posts from angry /v/ world of warcraft posters
>>27578657>>275786845-6 Inches is completely average though, anon. There's no way the entirety of Japanese men are lower than that.
>>27578775>Neckbeard and Virgin.Why aren't they scouting here?
>>27578714>a lot of people here think gura didjeez, at least for the Mori thing there was some evidence
>>27578740UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27578778what if its both?
>>27578820Isn't average for japs 4-5"?
>>27578709The should look like fighting game characters
>>27578666>If Cover decides to do an EN branch for Stars they really need to rethink how they design/market them because I don't think the pretty boy shit is working very well.I'm not sure that there's a demand for male vtubers in the west. I would guess most of this thread already watches male streamers for their, but very few of us watched female streamers outside of vtubers. They don't get a boost for being a cute anime character.
>>27578820>there's no wayAnon, your research reps...5.5 inches is the average white man penis. Asians are smaller
>>27578699gura is autisticame has anger issueskiara has severe anxietymori has impostor syndromeina is probably the only one who's mentally sane
>>27578820Not this shit again.
>>27578797>single digit sample size
>>27578820Koreans for whatever reason are on average less than four inches not even fucking with you
>>27577598Never actually seen it.
>>27578824Maybe they are. Did you check your DMs here to see if Cover contacted you?
please stop talking about dicks, /hlgg/. Chicken is streaming soon, why not talk about that?
>>27577276>>27577369I'll have one peesa of kitkat
>>27578816Thank the lord for that, I remember when Coco featured her on asacoco
>>27578824they already found an ESL form 5ch
>>27578797the absolute state of suiseifags...also what's the point of compiling all this data with such a small sample size
>>27577081Based on this we can safely conclude>A sideMoriGura>B sideKiaraAmeliaInaKiara might earn slightly more than Gura for the time being, but Gura's huge audience will catch up to her eventually, Gura is the eyeball draw, Mori is the money draw.The A side are the most important assets of HoloEN and are steering this ship, the B-Trinity assists them.
>>27578871Do you really want that though?
>>27578709Historical figures that have been Fate Stay Night-ized, Greek pantheon, or working class Joes
>>27577744Every time I listen to this I keep imagining it ends in some weird guro shit. This is what the internet has done to me.
>>27578832Mori taking a shit in the kids' toilet at the school she teaches at
>>27578866>>27578877Better start posting your dick sizes then
>>27578797>sample size>1Wow
>>27578841that'd actually be very depressing
>>27578877Literal dickwaving I suppose.
>>27578713She's going to forward it to Coco and Coco is going to post it to reddit
>>27578871WHAT WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DICKS?
Did anyone notice Gura's glasses fell off during the Minecraft collab
>>27578867holy shit he's not lyingis this why koreans are always so mad at the world?
>>27578877A lot of women like Suisei so they lower the average
Reminder that Amelia is sleeping right nowWhich means she is completely nudeImagine those soft boobs...
>>27578871well what if we sent kiara pictures of our dick instead?
My girls stream stars soon. Hope you don't forget to tune in!
>>27578797>flare gachikois are all women
>>27578918timestamp?
I can't wait to see how packed Mori's schedule is next week as she tries to compensate for the days she missed
>>27578871but anoooooon talking about dicks is more fun than talking about Kiara
>>27577919>Never gonna be a bonus to anyoneMoona...
>>27578871Let the homos lust after dick, I'll enjoy my cock, better than raining on people's parade during the stream.
>>27578871The stream was moved back an hour.
>>27578921>3.78 inches
>>27578758she's much more about funny noises and high energy vibes than in depth conversation so its not so bad
>>27578871We can talk about how much dick chicken is getting instead?
>>27578923not everyone who sleeps is completely nude, talk about them while they're taking a bath
>>27578921wow, no wonder Korea has the best femboys
>>27578921
>>27578871>stop talking about cocks>talk about cock insteadwhat did he mean by this?
>>27578865a-again?
>>27578929Kiara stream delayed by an hour. FeelsBadMan
>>27578932Noel looks like a goddess and she hits that, Flare is probably an amazing top
>>27577960dunno about /v/, but /vg/ seems to like em. /fgoalter/ has been especially pro-vtuber ever since Liz debuted.
>>27578932That’s basically Flare and fat cat’s gimmick. They attract lesbians.
This thread is pretty gay right now
>>27578929B-But the Pikamee and Hanamaki collab is the same time too...
>>27578958If you can't beat the cock, join the cock.
>>27578921First you people make me feel tall. Now you're making me feel big. I like it here.
Guy's my sleep reps have gotten fucked to the point that I'm only awake from the hours of midnight to 4 pm. Help
>>27578871so you want to talk about cock instead of dicks?
>>27578923I'm sure she's playing Apex now
>>27578921>be a korean girl>whole life you have to deal with sub 4 inch cock>meet a westerner and it's literally 50% biggerThis actually explains a lot.
>>27578966That's gotta hurt.
>>27578921>9.6 cmFor once, I'm glad I am who I am. holy fuck.
>>27578934I don't have it, maybe I'll find it later. I was hoping someone else knew what I was talking about and had it though. Sounded like they landed on her keyboard though.
>>27578921Does that mean korean vagina is tighter and shorter to compensate?Ina...
Ina's voice
>>27578973>>27578963Oh thank god
>>27578971hey anon, pick up the soap
>>27578966lizkeks btfo
>>27578976SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DICKS
>>27578971no ur gay
>>27578954How are you this new? I'm begging you. Lurk more.
>>27578871Yeah stop talking about dicks and start talking about the cock
>>27578984>>27579008It was bound to happen. Nothing good ever happens to Liz.
>>27578818>the day when she was docksed and the next day everyone forgot she has a kareshi who makes fun of her fanabse on twitch and twitter because the discord army continued spamming amelia fanart and fanfiction in the thread for the whole day>when the tourists and newfags who missed the previous threads started calling everyone who talks about it an anti and schizo or seanigger
>>27578116Oh, this is live. Who is this guy again?
>>27578980why does amelia fit so well with black lingerie
>>27578971Kiara hours are coming, so it's only natural.
>>27578971sharkmeido....you're looking kinda juicy ngl
>>27578976since you're already here, focus on your dick measuring reps instead
>set alarm to wake up shortly before kusotori's MC starts>she pushes it forward an hour while I sleepGuh
>>27578989It's a 100% true it goes both ways
>>27578995https://files.catbox.moe/5bqp9m.mp3
>>27578954>not everyone who sleeps is completely nudeAnonchama, your debut reps
>>27578921Well for once I don't feel so sad and insecure
>>27578678IM GOING MAD WITH LOVE
>>27578871Did she delay it for another hour?
>>27578989>Ywn have Ina call you Mister Anon as she is impressed by your rugged Caucasian height and male girth
>>27578456>DeletedBased meidos.
>>27578193The Groove Coaster collab? Yeah, it's a blast, I'm addicted to the IOSYS song
>>27578995Are you Ina trance?
That Loserbait retard thought that we create narratives because we only watch translated clips. But there are even more narratives for EN. What a faggot.
>>27578921>korean pussy is designed for 3 inch dickIna...
>>27578973her face when your leave her alone with your children
>>27578116Is this guy one of the main EN clip translators? His videos seem to get a decent amount of views.
>>27579037the whole thread is busy discussing phallic measurements, stop talking about kora or whatever her name was
>>27578971Is it really gay with the homies, anon?
>>2757751950 ars
>>27576918>>27577073>>27577264At first I didnt really bother researching about what an actual black company is but holy fuck didnt expect that it would be that bad
>>27578946I've seen this stupid reaction image dozens of time and never found it amusing but for some reason in this context it murdered my sides
>>27579009>>27579036Sorry. Guys my sleep reps have gotten fucked to the point that I'm only awake from the hours of midnight to 4 pm. Help also I have the smallest dick in this thread
>>27579039I love this tako's voice so much...
>>27579065I know two guys who ended up with Korean wifes and they both have 4+ kids. I understand now.
http://poal.me/ywgayhttp://poal.me/ywgayhttp://poal.me/ywgayPlease ignore the URL name.
>>27579054INaaaaaaaaaaaa
What is chicken's specs again?Can she really use shaders and stream it at the same time?
I see that's not only girls that are bisexual in general, fun threads.
>CM: "No one cares">KT: "I car-">everyone laughs, followed by awkward silence>CM: "...You can correct it if you'd like."
>>27578921>survey postinglol
>>27578974How tall are you again?
4.7 inch is a go?
>>27579023using the same image every time is a dead giveaway mate
>>27579092>yw gaylol fag
>>27576882Amelia is planning either Polka or Towa. All of them are going to start with Gen5 or Gen4, then go their way up.Trust me.
>>27579023I missed that, anyone got a link to his twitter?
>>27576938You don't have to like my oshi anon but don't spread lies like that. She works hard
>>27579054She's here!
>>27578502Moona, your not-savaging-the-fans reps...
>>27579092>URL nameoh god fucking damnit, these fucking threads
>>27579113>implying it's not on purpose
>>27578709I have a basic outline for HolostarEN drafted for when the threads are slow enough I can be an autist and write it out.The Stars are based in the traditional elements (earth/water/fire/air/???) and have a sentai-ish background without the costumes. It's very cringeworthy.
>Kiara pushed stream back to compete with KoroneStacy as fk
>>27579088something not quite right in the corner
>>27579092Even the url knows you are a faggot
>>27579104>it's a survey>men 100% over reported their size>3.78" average is an overestimation
>>27579037Yeah, I guess I'll do some more gesture drawing reps while waiting.It was pretty fun yesterday.
>>27579092>burger unitalso how gay do you have to be to know your dick size
You guys aren't jerking off thinking about each other dicks... right?
>>27578921is this the reason why gooks are obsessed with ntr? i'm not joking most of their manhwa has fucking ntr in it
>>27579109Like 5'9 (175cm)
Reminder to all fags to back to your board>>>/fit/
>>27579092You can't just pretend to have an 8" dick gurafriends, what would shark think about lying
>>27579122I love Moona so much
>>27579088d-did you have a stroke? unironically get some sleep anon...
>>27579092>ywgayThis. Fucking. Thread. I can't breath.
>>27579104>>27579139Men will lie about this, so they were probably exaggerating their sizes
This thread is running off the rails on a crazy train
>>27579102I hope they made up after that
>>27579143>Not measure it when fappingNGMI
>>27579157I misinterpreted the vote. I thought we were guessing how big Gura's futa dick is.
>>27579146I jerk off thinking about nit's dick all slippery and shining after pouring a huge load inside ame's meat hole.
>>27579150>5'9>TallAnon-chan....
guys....what about....kiara....
>>27579157
>>27578921 Fuck I'm korean now
>>27579092>ywgayrrat
>>27579122Moona has such good online banter man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh5UqNxEbhsIofi....
>>27579163>50% of their population are smaller than 3.78"
CEO... your typing reps...
>>27579166I'm sorry. This is my fault for mentioning Matsuri and 15cm
>>27578600Here you go bloop posters, I made you a new image.
>>27579176>fappingno thanks
Kfp janitors where you at
>>27579189Yes yes, we see you Chad
>>27577960I've seen some used on /tg/ as on topic post (Noel with weapon on a discussion about fantasy knight, Rusia with skeletons etc..) Or used as reaction pics.I think people just think they are another anime style drawing and do not care more than any other otaku medium.
>>27579092I love this fucking general
>>27576734Imagine how sweaty and hot Mori's feverish armpits and underboobs must be right now.
Are we winning
>>27579207whoops made a fix.
>>27579092>http://poal.me/ywgayimportant poll gets important URL
>>27579166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0
>>27579092>Trusting people not to just pick the largest size for their oshi
>>27579226f-feverish and hot Mori moaning in pain
>>27579226needs a quick bathroom break to towel off
>>27578116The fuck is a parallel world?
>>27579092>a poll about dick size>ywgay
>average teamate is average size>average tentacult is Korean sized to average sized>average cluck is a woman>average deadbeat is around 7">average Chumbuddy is a liar
this is literally peak /hlgg/
>>27579245Hope she never closes the door and gets a better mic to pick up the pee sounds
>>27579216I wish we'd get a board.
>>27579241Ina, don't look...
>>27579184He said "feel tall" compared to you turbomanlets.
today is the day /hlgg/ chose talking about dicks instead of kiara
>>27578643A few guys I know went to SK like 2 years ago. Some of the girls in the "red light district" said they can't since foreigners are too big.
>>27579092I see you Kiara, go get ready for your stream instead.
Best dead hour after eyes blind spot
>>27579206>I will never amaze Festival with my 16cm gaijin cockWhy live
CHICKEN PLEASE STREAMSAVE US FROM THIS GAY NIGHTMARE
>>27579233kek very naisu.
>>27579092>ywgayHoly shit
>>27579281don't stick your dick in crazy
>>27579272I'm 6 foot and 20 inches
>>27576747So this is the famous /hlgg/ quality, huh...
>>27579271Kiara is sweet and I hope her 3D model has the blue parts of her hair glow.
Calling it now:HoloEN gen 2 will have a socially well adjusted gril with no notable trauma, no horrible medical condition and no dark past.She will develop trauma by dealing with other Holos' traumas and problems
CLAP CLAP NEXT MEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx5gxu3rnBI
>>27579273It's a legitimate problem if the guy doesn't have the patience for enough foreplay.
>>27579266>she doesn't have a bathroom door>every time she goes to piss there's a 56.7% chance we will be able to hear it
>>27578921>has a 5 inch dick>but has a height of 5"7o-okay
>>27579206I'm not even mad, its not gay if its with your bros
>>27579271just a different kind of cock
Isn't there a way to see viewer demographics for individual YouTube channels? I'm curious in who's watching.
We should unironically send photos of our dicks to our oshis
>>27579157It's simple. All the 8" inches and everything below 3" are a secret answer that means "i'm a faggot who loves to pretend"
>>27576747This deserve more (You)
>>27579308unironically kill yourself
>>27579253
THEY KNOW
>>27579166
>>27576747
>>27579281>Your lap will never serve as her chair while she is streaming.
>>27579308/v/ did that to Watamote's author and she turned full gay, so be careful
>>27579297Just one more week for my queen.Let's hope Miko is back as well by then.
>>27579291Don't worry I'm a permavirginBut between Matsuri and now Kiara, I've realized I might really have a thing for unstable girls...
>>27579092What measurement method are we talking about anyways? Also what about girth? This doesn't look scientific enough to me.
And this all started because black anon asked about dicks. Kek.
>>27579308I wish the requirement to member was a dick pic.
Deadbeats? More like deadbeat off our huge dicks to our boy's fat titties
>>27579296>HoloEN gen 2 will have a socially well adjusted gril with no notable trauma, no horrible medical condition and no dark pastUnfortunately for you, Yagoo only hires menhera
>>27579307Only if you ask them nicely.
>>27576747for fucks sake
>>27576747>>27579092/hlgg/ was a mistake
>>27579308<span class="sjis"> G A I J I N G L O R Y[/spoiler]
>>27579092who's lying more, Chumbudds or Deadbeats?
>>27576747holy shit lmao
>>275791505'9" is a good place to be, taller than most women but also still comfy on airplanes
>>27579307That information is only available to the channel owner. The only way you can gather that data is to make a channel yourself and upload clips then you'll have some idea who watches who.
>>27579343wtf I love Mori now
>>27579297(you)Thanks for finding it. This is great.
>>27579380Deadbeat here, I'm 6.8 so I rounded up.
>>27579353That's why I listed all those, would be interesting contrast.
>>27579166Can this train get any crazier?
>>27579328kek i remembered it popped in /a/
>>27579092>tfw 5"5 so I have to grossly underreport or overreport
>>27579308just send them all to amelia
>>27576747>>27578921>>27579092I'm glad I didn't sleep in today.
what do you think your oshi would say if she happened to be here at this moment and saw this fucking autismo poll
>>27579092Put me in the screencap.
>>27579307After what happened to Coco, we will never see them sharing that info ever again.
>>27576747definitely a banner for /hlgg/ if i've ever seen one
>>27579380I thought we were all just joking?
>>27579241did this fucker run out of space or somethingIna is literally THREE FUCKING LETTERSor maybe he just hates k*reans...
>>27579092This is why /hlgg/ is great.
>>27579345It's common knowledge, you measure from underneath, tip to where it meets your scrotum.
>>27579352
Kiara....
>>27579092
>>27579308I've said this before but I sent a picture of my dick to Gura's business email already. I wonder if she ever opened it.
>>27579384>5'9" is a good place to be
>>27579343Powerful women are drawn to each other.
>>27579407AW GEEZ
Fuck i want to go measuring my dick but this thread making me laugh so fuckin hard it kills my boner.
>>27579092Hmm
Botan farted on stream
God damn you peopleI stopped playing minecraft at 4AM and thought to myself "maybe I'll just check /hlgg/ one more time"
>>27579407
>>27579419no, this is: >>27576747
>>27576747Finally, some native /jp/ culture in this thread
>>27579132There's no competing with the dog god whose longest stream could contain every one the chicken has ever done.
>>27579092>http://poal.me/ywgay>gaykek
>>27579440What do you meeeeean?
>>27578921HOLY FUCK I just realized my fingers are longer than their dicks
>>27576747I'm fucking glad I skipped out on work just for today.
>>27579166This party's getting crazy!
>>27579380I'm actually 10 inches but selected 7 so technically I'm lying ;^)
>>27579385Guess I need to bully the info out of a clipfag
>>27579291Imagine refusing to take a bath with her one day and she pulls a knife on you.
>>27579368Fine. /hlg/ version
ummm anyone got coupon ideas or something
>>27579407"Why are you like this? This must be the "cringe" thing I keep hearing about".
>>27579407Shou GA NAI NE~TL: [There is no salt]
>>27579447Link.
>>27579469>literally finger fucking
>>27579435Reminder that that the "average height = short" meme is propagated by butthurt manlets.
>>27579476Capcom permissions onegai.
>>27579434people like you are the reason women hate men
>>27579216Like /v/, they camouflage their chuuba threads as worldbuilding threads. However, that doesn't often work since the worldbuilding autists there actually discuss the idea presented to them in the topic instead of discussing chuubas. In a way, I guess they're discussing chuubas, but that's in the lore sense.
>>27579476my god...
>>27579353Noel is perfectly well adjusted, calm, and serene, though.
>>27579489HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is NOTHING wrong with this thread
>>27579157Imagine Gura having to take many 8" at the same time
>>27579424Reminder that OUR BOY is not for lewding.
>>275795016' is average in the west
>>27579300i hope her door breaks or something so Mori will either be forced to desperately hold it, or somehow pee or shit so quietly that we'll never hear it
>>27579490ame with ruler and magnifying glass in hand"1 free dick measurement"
>>27579489
>>27579380chumchads obviously just had to pick the biggest option because their size is astronomical, but 7 is a weird number to have so many results for unless deadbeats are unironically hung
>>27579512Those are octopuses in her eyes, not skulls.
>>27579414
>lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. lewd. If I see this one more time in a HoloEN YouTube chat, I'm going to fucking toaster bath.Yes I know I should just close YouTube chat, but the fact that the girls have to see the constant reminder of how many pathetic coomerbrains watch them is what gets to me.
>>27579489Savage.
>>27579490Start making some witcher ones in advance
>>27579490One free kiara onahole >>27576747
>>27579526Haven't seen one of these in a while
>>27579526>>27579538
>>27579512Mori got really excited about skrellingtons
>>27579539>ogayrrrrrrraaaatttttt
>>27579526the censoring just makes it even lewder tho
>>27579533genius
>>27579528Nice meme, manlet
>>27579092>ywgay
>>27579538kek
>>27579539ogey
>>27579539YABAI
>>27579538kiara...
>>27579562That's the point
>>27579538that's it that's the thread
>>27579532Imagine that in a years there will be a 3 hour long compilation of her pissing/shitting times on YouTube
>>27579538
this is my cock, say something nice about it
>>27579539Bottom Left
>>27579598nice cock bro
>>27579598Damn Mori, you have a nice cock.
>>27579598it's big enough for gura
>>275794901 free homoerotic thread1 free oshi themed onahole1 free url accident(don't forget UCANDOYIT)1 free dead(crossed text) gay hours thread
>>27579598looks pretty small, you should buy a pump
>>27579598Mori killed her cock
>>27579598I want to kiss it and hold its hand.
>>27579598Nice cock bro
>>27576990I'm usually the type to get envious, but strangely not with vtubers.Either I'm subconsciously ignoring it, or I'm happy for them.
gay hours > dead hours
>>27577960A surveypost from when crossboarder/tourist activity was at its peak (right after the stickies happened) revealed that most anons here came from /vg/. They seem to like vtubers a lot. I don't see vtubers get posted on /vst/ though...
>>275794901 free "8 inch chummer"
Ina wake up.. .
>>27579626Isn't it SEA hours?
>>27577500How does her yandere act pull so much money?
>SEAfags confirmed homosoh no no no no no
>>27579647>/vst/Look hiro! I found one of the five anons who use that board!
>>27579661>He doesn't knowIna currently play FGO gudaguda event
>>27577437Nobody would watch a Holo just do chess streams and World of Warcraft
Shion will announce her collab with Gura at the end of this Fall Guys collab, Marine might announce a collab with Ina as well.
>>27579598I want to see more of this cockI want to see this cock growI want to watch videos with this cock in themI want to hold this cockI want to be woken up by this cockI want to kiss this cock
>>27579664It's always SEA hours.
>>27579380I'm a deadbeat who answered honestly as far as I can remember, can't speak for the others
>>27579664yes it sea hour. seamonkey here.
>>27579664According to all the anons here, every hour is SEAnigger hour.
>>27579647/vg/ is like 80% weeb gatcha shit these days, so it makes sense.
https://twitter.com/totomori_m/status/1315608156018544640
>>27579647Oh hey, that was my survey post. >tfw an anon remembers you
>>27579598We should all gaze upon our boy's cock
>>27579670Some men love yanderes
>>2757855135P...
>>27579647Coming from alter i feel right at home
>>27579447Who the fuck is Botan
>>27579678Does she love Ane'nis as much as Nobukatsu loves his big sister?
Why is it that the most fun i've had in a /hlg/ thread is the one that turns gay, anons?
>>27579598My boy's cock is getting big, I wish her success too.
>>27579664It's EU hours. 3pm right now.
This is last surviving vtuber after the holocalypse.What do?
>>27579693>>27579699>>27579703This is the line for me. Rangeban when?
>>27579784Breed
>>27579784
>>27579758We're all just having a gay ol' time.
>>27579758We don't call it Homolive for no reason
>>27579784Not much, sadly she's infertile. It's a shame really.
>>27579758You might be gay. Just sayin.
>>27579758Your homosexuality is showing. Just dont go full tranny mode like that guy who cut his dick off in /r9k/ using a kitchen knife
>>27579674It's rough. The Library of Ruina/Lobotomy Corporation general is responsible for keeping that board alive, not even the Fire Emblem fags can save it.
>Homolive Global
>>27579819
>>27579834Oh fuck I remember seeing that
>>27579784[X] GENUFLECT>>27579819Needs to have "ywgay" tattooed.
>>27579819Amazing
>>27579819Why does the average chumbud have a pipe going up their ass? Is it a way to collect their braps or something?
>>27579784enjoy a nice fish sandwich
>>27578973Starting
>>27579819bro where are my balls
>>27579819b-bloop...
>>27579845>HOLOLIVE GAY
>>27579664we're wrapping back to USA hours now, 9am on the east coast
So which of the 5 holoEN would have the highest %female audience?I'd say 1. Ina2. Gura3. Mori/Kiara4. ...5. AmeObviously biasied from the few people I know that watch HoloEN and the fact a lot of weeb drawfags are women
>>27579819AHAHAFucking lying ass sharkfags
>>27576918She is the one that has more to lose and she mentioned Coco anyway. Fox just friendzoned all of China. I would trust her with my life.
>>27579819SHARK FACT OF TODAY
>>275797713pm isn't really prime time for posting though. Most posters get on at about 8-12pm in their timezone, so right now it would be SEA hours.
>>27579861Fuck NOT YOU AGAINI had memory-holed your posts from last time
>>27579819sugoi
All hands, brace! Gura 800k is imminent.
>>27579092>poal about dicks >gayPottery>>27579598Nice cock bro 9.5/10>>27576873Yes
>>27579819s-sugoi...
>>27579166Why would you get that stuck in my head with a single line like that?
>>27579539Funny thing to complain about considering Amelia herself literally just called Kiara a coomer in her chat
>>27579896Ame actually has more female audience than probably Mori and Kiara. I've seen a handful of femanons posting here whenever she streams
>ywn poke Gura's lungs with your massive cockWhy live?
>>27579892Based. I was gonna repost that but I'm on my phone using Clover.
>>27579833I've actually thought about it once. The idea is just not appealing to me, honestly. I think i'm just lonely.
>>27579909Chumchads can make Gura coom from the butt and the cunny at the same time, the power of the apex species.
>>27576747holy shit
>>27579896Didn't someone say Mori and Gura have the lowest?
>>27579892Tower...Why though, out of all holos, she never said a word about EN?
>>27579226I am constantly imagining this.
>>27579892Artia... Civia... streams... collabs... hints... anything...
>>27578102You're falling victim to time zones I believe, Mori's schedule has her concert on the 17th JST but the 16th for pst(so the 16th for NA) Amelia is almost certainly in NA. I believe the time they usually do collabs, later evening saturday for NA timezones, it's already sunday for Mori and Kiara.
>>27579955>all the Goslingbros are actually just GoslingsistersI'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>27579909Maybe that's why Gura is always hungry
>>27579819>>27579909>the reason chumbuds have so much length is because they added two dick lengthsThat's cheating. Average that shit.
>>27579968aren't we all.
>>27579978Didn't see, it's not like any Holo is ever gonna show their stats anyway now
>>27579785Anon I'm a SEAnigger, but I dont shitpost about your oshi. I just want comfy threads.
>>27579892I hope Mori gets to make some music with both Sora and Suisei, that'd be neat
>>27579819This thread is golden
>>27579958Big if true
>>27579985No one can escape Amelia's sexy erotic voice, not even girls. She's just a natural sex force. Everyone wants to fuck Amelia.
>>27579979She commented on Ame's date videohttps://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1314405109699211264
>>27579979Would Toi still really be our Torre if she was confidently talking about collabing with EN?
>>27579896Remember, the people self doxxing before the members date included at least one femanon.
>>27579909The image is still accurate, the 2 dicks are just interlaced like breaded hair
>>27579991
>>27579892Toa...
>>27579896Ina apparently has the most, followed by Amelia and Kiara that have a lot, and will quickly get the most female fans as long they keep talking dirty, being toxic funny, stuff like that.Mori and Gura have the least female fans, according to some Anons.
>John Wick stream>Ame will have to watch a puppy get killeduhhh, bro?
>>27580030>according to some anonsHonestly, that's almost as bad as >5ch says[...]
>>27579896Ame has high female audience because she isn't threatening to women, she's not some unattainable semen demon. Instead she's just a regular old gamer girl gremlin who has fun being lewd but is also awkward about it, the female audience can identify closely with this.Ina has high female audience because she is an artist and doesn't use her lewdness for attention.Kiara has moderate female audience. She is the unattainable sexy type, and she definitely uses lewdness to get attention, both of which count against her - but she also is relatable for having breakdowns and being menhera, so it's a wash.Mori and Gura both have very low female audiences because they're unattainably attractive.
but what if don't have penis
>>27580013She neglected to mention her when talking about potential APEX collab partners during her membership ASMR stream yesterday though. Tortellini...
>>27579539Toaster baths sound pretty lewd.
>>27580030>according to some Anons.I see no reason to doubt this then
>>27580013Arigatowa....
>>27580030Someone posted statistics from a clip about Mori and it was something like 98% male, or around there.
>>27579892how old is this? coco featured them in asacoco
>>27579092Deadbeats are the dickchads confirmed meanwhile the chumbuds have to exaggerate for fetish purposes.
>>27580037kino lies ahead
>>27580030Gura has few female fans because girls are jealous of lolis and hate when guys look at them
>>27580045post tits or gtfo
>>27580045get out tranny, this is a man zone
>>27580024breaded hair?
>>27579758>homoliveodahime...
>>27580045There are 0 inch options.
>Doing my reps with Ina>Start video>She says she broke her microphone by slapping it to the ground>She did this out of the excitement of finding Mr. Pierce again, in minecraft, as a horseThis tako is too cute
>>27579407Girls are horny. They'd probably brag about having big dicked fans.
>>27579892Who's chat did Risu appear in? I thought she doesn't talk with other people outside of ID much.
>>27580088Meant braided.. fuck me
>>27580037I feel like Ame is going to add so much commentary and have a fuck ton of funny ass gremlin moments during the fight scenes. She's a "Oh fuck!!" kind of person.
>>27580024imagine
>>27580066as a chumbud the only giant dick I want to see my daughter take is Mori's
>>27579896All you need is to check the ywgay for 0 inchers
Do we still like kiara?
>>27580092>>She did this out of the excitement of finding Mr. Pierce again, in minecraft, as a horseThis needs to be fixed.She said that she was excited that she was able to bring her horse, that she named Mr. Pierce after the fact, home.
>>27580115I do
>>27580030wouldn't surprise me about Gura and Mori they're like at the opposite ends of the spectrum. Mori being an overly masculine "bro" and Gura being hyper cutesy and feminine, both of which women seem to hate.
>>27580045Just ask the surgeon if he remembers
>>27580100Nice Freudian slip, bread thief
>>27580042>she's not some unattainable semen demonthat's exactly what Ame is
Do you have a hololive girl as your phone or desktop background?
>>27579709Someone post the clip. My heart needs it.
>>27580092It's pretty nuts how invested she got in that Call of Cthulhu game despite it not being that impressiveIna does everything in earnest
>>27580102>>27580037What would you do if the Amelia movie watchalong had a twist and halfway through Amelia starting cuddling up to the mic and nibbling on your ear, kissing youThen she stops paying attention to the movie and does kind of pretend RP where she rubs your crotch and asks if you want to have some fun
>>27580115ye
Since these girls are all weebs are they into asian men as well?
It's all so tiresome.
>>27580115I think we've cycled back to hating Mori for getting sick, not streaming as much because of that, and being mean to Kiara without a following stream gushing about Kiara
>>27580115a what?
>>27580125Do girls really hate 'one of the boys' girls?
>>27580144Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to watch the movie
>>27580030>>27580125People need to also take in consideration that the number of female viewers for Gura seem small because she has so many more subscribers, so they're harder to stop amongst the crowd.Probably every girl that's subbed to the others, is also subbed to Gura.
>>27579758Comparing dick size is high test. There's nothing gay about it.
>>27580094>Ame will show this poll to Gura>It will be the topic of their next all-night Discord masturbation session>Gura will force Ame to only use a 6 inch dildo. mocking her for not having many well-endowed fans>Ame will force Gura to use an 8+ inch dildo, telling her she has to train to be able to handle her fans' length
>>27580148kiara try to save en girl. pretty based.
>>27580115Always have
>>27579092>Numberfagging false chumbuddies>Biggest dick sizeHmm hmm
>>27580088>>27580100GIVETHE BREADBACK
>>27580150How the fuck are we supposed to know?
>>27580136
>>27580148Fuck anon, my sidesssssssssssss kek
>>275801502 of them went to japan so maybe
>>27580156bitch shut up, stop being so sensitive. Nobodys "hating" on Mori here. Just having fun talking about dicks
>>27580115Yeah, she's pretty fun.
>>27580166do your girls rep
>>27580133Yeah I got Towa
>>27580160absolutely
>>27580144Whelp, guess I'm beating off to Keanu now.
>>27580160from what I've seen very much so
>>27579758https://vocaroo.com/1cqKnlnDlToT
This thread is the reason why I can't leave this shithole. Fuck you all. i love you guys
>>27580150what's on's bee ef is caucasian white.
>>27580115I just became a member of her. Chicken has really grown on me, the past week was amazing. Her Mario Kart and SM64 were fucking hilarious. I love her SC reading cause it's just her talking and telling us info she probably shouldn't give.Kiara is quickly becoming my third favorite EN.
>>27580115https://streamable.com/3v4f7dnever forget
>>27580133Yes, Mori on my phone and PC.
>>27580211based
Says a lot about the power of artfags When Ina is the second most followed HoloEN on twitter. Gura has more just from her abnormally large following but she only retweets art. Meanwhile ina gets a billion likes when she posts arts and huge twitter artists with more followers than her cream themselves from a shout-out by her.
>>27580115I do but there's no "we", faggot
>>27580166nice narrative, I can get behind it
>>27580160They don't "hate it" but they do find it weird. Imagine if you saw a guy trying to be "one of the girls", most men would either avoid him or even would just call him a tranny
>>27580201Based toi.
>okayu senpai warrrrat
>>27580115Yes
>>27580115Do we know when the LotR membership stream is? I'll member just for that and maybe stick around, since the chicken is growing on me. At this rate I'll end up member'd to all of the HoloENs, though.
>>27580042>Amelia>not a semen demon
>>27580214ew get away from me gay
>>27579892I think Kiara spoiled that a collab with Nene is in the works during SC reading yesterday.Mori had at least one chat with Korone. I'm assuming Mori will be quite popular with JPs who are doing their eigo reps since she has experience helping JOPs out with English practice.Pekor didn't have EN collabs planned as of a week ago, but she wants to do one and she wants it to be in English.
>>27580166Are Gura and Amelia even friends?
>>275793807.5 Deadbeat here.
>>27580232Ina is truly living the life, I think even moreso than Mori
>>27580237I think most men would just consider that guy gay, whereas the impression I've gotten is that girls being 'one of the boys' are considered sluts by other girls.
>>27580259you niggers don't even watch streams
>>27580042>because she isn't threatening to womenI mean... she can literally get any guy she wants and manipulate them to do her bidding. Amelia is a sex goddess who knows how to wrap men around her finger. Kinda threatening.
>>27580239Using that Towa tenshi pic for my phone, pretty good to wake my night owl eyes
>>27580160Yes, they call them "pick-me" and cope by claiming that those girls only pretend to like "boy" stuff to attract boys.
>>27580133I used to have a cute Twap wallpaper on my phone, but then I lost it and now I have a DYRBI wallpaper instead.
>>27580133Yes.
>>27580259They're probably the closest of any pairing of the 5 and yes I'm including Mori/Kiara.
AHHHH IT'S SPREADING
>>27580259they masturbate on Discord voice call every nightthey were friends even before they joined hololive, actually
>>27580064Only the teaser image appeared in Asacoco aKa before their debut and the T-word drama.But pretty sure once Coco is back all of them will appear in Asacoco. Actually, I would not be surprised she would had been their first senior to collab after the ban was lifted but then the drama occured
>>27580160Yes
>>27580282yikes
>>27580030>Mori and Gura have the least female fansHoes mad.
>>27580133
>>27580150amelia isn't
>>27580042Gura is the alpha of HoloEN.
>>27580284>not andastding homolive logicanonchama...
>>27580150
>>27580267If anything that comes off more as a power fantasy for women watching her. "This honest little gremlin gamer girl has men wrapped around her finger, find out how".
>>27580133Yes
>>27580133My wife Illya has them occupied gomensai
>>27580259Are they friends? Well I think they're pretty good friends if GURA AND AMELIA MASTURBATE TOGETHER ON DISCORD VOICE CHAT!
https://files.catbox.moe/nbslg1.mp4
I mean, this female x male fanbase we saw is all conjecture based on the female fans we see around.But I remember that there was some way to see male x female demographic statistic on Youtube, does anyone remembers what site that was?
>>27580166I can get behind this.
>>27580150Mori is, it's canon
>>27579892Mori talked about korone in her first members only stream when Blasphemous was brought up. She talked with Korone already about stuff, namely Korone asked her to teach her how to rap.
You ever think any actual girls here reading all of our horny posts and delusions about the holo girls just laugh?
>>27580292I honestly don't understand Mori. I thought sexy deep voice would have at least some effect.
>>27580322amazing
No, because they're here and no better than us
>>27580322Da Vinki
>>27580332girls arent real
>>27578921>yfw no harem of kpop boipussy
>>27580150Doubtfully, not even asian girls really like asian men that much.
>>27580322Send this to her
>>27580324Socialblade is extremely inaccurate and shouldn't really be trusted when it comes to demographics. The only source we can trust is what's disclosed by the holo themselves, and as far as I know the only holos who have talked about their gender demographics are Roberu, Marine and Flare.
>>27580042>>27579896Dumb. Ina has the highest female audience because there's a high overlap of female artists and Ina is the most genuine lesbian of the 5 girls.Kiara probably has a split of male and female fans since lots of girls can probably relate to her.Amelia has a good chunk of femcel fans who probably watch her for the gfe same as males.Mori probably doesn't have many female fans and the most male fans since she's practically a bro and most women can't relate to her tomboyishness.Gura probably has female fans I dunno.
>>27580332I hope Kiara sees the onapost
>>27580332>>27580353Meant to quote
>>27580332if the girls actually read our posts here, we have probably memed them into actually masturbating to these fantasies
>>27580345not sure if you're implying being a woman or if you're a fag
>>27580303I use Inas drawing on my phone.
>>27580259do your stream watching reps
>>27580322She'll get a kick out of this.
>>27580380That's kinda hot.
>>27580136Probably because she played it with the Takodachi and it's her first game after debut
>>27579784This is taco bell level. After the V-tuber wars there was only Gura.
>>27580322A new age is upon us.
>>27580133 I have my daughter, Koume, instead.
>>27578758Fubuking is one of the easier speakers to understand.
>>27579380Deadbeat here, I'm a bit under but I rounded those 0.3 up doesn't matter as I don't use it much anyway, kek
>>27580368You agree with me on every point except Gura where you say "idk", I don't know why you're calling me dumb when you give the same answers I do
>>27580214>ywgay threadI love you too retard
>>27580381I mean I don't understand why women don't like Mori at all. I though she would be a dyke magnet like Flare.
>>27580332>any actual girlswell due to autism we know Ame has at least 1 femgosling
>>27580409I thought you were saying Ame had more than Ina. I don't actually think Ame has *that* many female fans. Probably 70/30 or 80/20.
>>27580133I use Ina's end screen as my desktop wallpaperit's max comfy
>>27580417Cute! Gura is CUTE!
>>27580423She isn't butch, she's a tomboy. Women don't like tomboys because tomboys hold a mysterious appeal to men that regular women can't replicate, so they feel threatened.
>>27580160Every girl I've known who was a bit of a tomboy or just didn't hang out with other girls too much got bullied or had rumours spread about them in high school, happened to my two older sisters too.
>>27580160Yes. They are seen as traitors to their kind.
>>27580133Yes, a picture of a Marine wall from the atre x akihabara event on phone
>>27580133This is my background on both desktop and phone, so I will never forget how tiresome it all is.
>>27580417ah yes shark language, JP should be able to understand this
I feels like meidos is giggling while reading this thread.
>>27580407in what way?
>>27580423Believe me, she is absolutely not. She doesn't have that dyke aura. Hard to describe.
>>27580450you can forget?
>/hlgg/ - onaholes and dick measuring contest
>>27576822Hmmm i hope they realize they finished biped unless they are going for 100%.
>>27580150Mori once put asian as a bonus when listing what kind of things she likes in men, although it's probably just japanese dudes I doubt she'd fuck a seamonkey.
>>27580456does Kiara have that aura?
is there a clip for 69?
>>275793806-7 inches is the world average, isn't it? It's not that surprising.8+ is bigger than average tho, so they're either compensating for something or chumchads are all packing
>>27580423>I though she would be a dyke magnetShe's too autistic.
>>27580133I dont. Gotta hide that powerlevel on anyone
>>27580458second g stards for gay
>>27580458hey, we occasionally talk about the other 4 HoloENs too
>>27580469Yes, she's full hot femme
>>27580429You are way too optimistic mate. It would be 92/8 optimum for male/female ratio
>>27580160Yes, they think they're pretending.But girls hate other girls by default
yeah i'll take dick measuring dead hours over doxxfaggotry any day
>>27580469No, she has the aura that other women hate. Doesn't help that she's constantly crying about whatever.
>>27580458We should be merged with the onahole general
salman
>>27580515based
>>27580509wrong, trannies are not women
>Favorite EN>Favorite JP>What phone you have
>>27580500>But girls hate other girls by defaultis that why girls loving other girls is forbidden love?
>>27577934AhemDespite being 2% of Hololive watchers, female fans are behing 50% of the narratives in this site. Really makes you think.
>>27580417The "ah" sound is pretty versatile for displaying a range of emotions
>>27580521You can pretend it's only trannies that would hate how Kiara acts all you want, it'll probably be better to keep your head in the sand.
>>27580482I used to think like that, now I'd welcome someone at least chewing me out for it.
>>27580470I liked how both of them say "nice"
>>27580444This also happend with my highschool crush, some people thought she might be gay but nope she is happily married today
>>27580536try to not fail the next time you try to kill yourself
It is HER.<span class="sjis">thus sayeth the niggerman[/spoiler]
>>27580527AmeliaOkayuSamsung Galaxy 9s+
>>27580527Gura PekoraiPhone 6-7 idk or care it’s a phone and it functions
>>27580435me too, its such a nice picture
>>27580515Based
Who are those two chumbuds with 1" dicks pulling down the average.
>>27580527nice try fbi
>>27580543to you, right anon?
>>27580527inapekoa really dated 2017 A5 that I see no reason to upgrade since I dropped every gacha I used to play
>>27580534nice narrative, show tits
>>27580455Comparetivly to someone like Luna, Pekora or Roboco who speak with an obscure voice or use a lot of slang.
>>27580527InaPekoraRealme 5 pro, i wish i can get zenfone 5 back in 2019
>>27580527>surveypostingwhy? We're not even at image limit.
>>27580527>surveyposts
who do you think is the physically strongest of the EN girls?
>decide to do nofap because i've been jacking off like 5 times a day lately>watch mori's streams>those fucking GUH noisesmori, please stop
Posting images to eat the slots
>>27580527GuraPekoraNot a jail phone kek
>>27580527KiaraMikoPixel
>>27578531Honestly this just feels creepyThis must be how some guys feel about BBC porn
>>27580160I don't believe that all women hate each other or whatever but the only time I've seen genuine seething jealousy between women was with that girl that was one of the guys.I don't think they're all desperate for attention either but it was purely because the girl was getting more attention than them. Blew my mind when I was young
>>27580590Kiara seems the most physically fit by quite a long shot, for what it's worth.
>>27580527I'm not a Towa fan really and I don't like small tits but something about her design makes me dick diamonds
>>27580527KiaraMarineI don't know what this thing is, I mostly use my PC
>>27580591Every day is a challenge of the will to overcome base urges with ya boy.
Ideas for merch and other stuff that Cover should sell to make mad profits1) Onaholes for every holo girl, spec'd and customized based on input and wishes by the girls 2) Their own gacha game with all the girls 3) Well made scale figures of all the girls, both safe and ecchi versions4) Romantic drama CDs with various scenarios so there's something for everyone
>>27577898Same reason why they watch Love Live.
>>27580527MoriOkayuiPhone 3 from my older sister lmao
Survey posting now starts 500 posts earlier.good decision to lower the post limit, right guys?
>>27580527>Ame>Marine>Nokia 5210 and Im not kidding
>>27580591they are exactly the noise a girl makes when she's deepthroating - not quite gagging because she's kinda practiced at it, but not comfortable with it either
>>27580500People kept saying a world run by women will be hell for centuries. Do you think this is just sexism and there is no kernel of truth to it?
>>27580469yes, and it breaks my gosling heart. tfw she would never be interested in you >>27580509How many Femmes have you met?
>>27580527InaPekoraNice try fed
>>27580059I think it was a contest submission actually, I believe it was a Eurobeat one with about 40k views (at the time)
>>27580638>Mori>OkayuHoly based. Okayu has such a nice voice.
https://files.catbox.moe/fnsfus.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9jda9w.mp4Yab
>>27580639i-it's just one postNewfags don't know any better, that's the only reason r-right?
>>27580627Imagine the kind of onaholes Gura would design. They'd have fuckin teeth in them lol
>>27580527Mori Pekora galaxy note
>>27580651I have 2 sisters and my highchool had like 4 girls in the friend group.
>0 fps for a whole week Is she gonna be okay?
>>27580550
We still have 68 images to kill go anons
>>27580639Yes. The threads quality had significantly raised
>>27580627>Their own gacha game with all the girlsCover is literally braindead if they don't do this until the end of next year.
>>27580685offline grinding ranks
>>27580627I'd rather have an onahole casted to be exactly like each holo girl's pussy
>>27580639its dead hours, its this or keep talking about dicks
>>27580591Ever since I encountered that "give it to me" spliced together sound clip I have felt the struggle.
>>27580639It no longer serves a purpose in killing defunct threads, it should just be formally banned
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>27580059>>27580660Mori has a bunch of female artists that love her, so I wouldn't say girls hate her, they just don't have much interest in making music for the contest.
Damn, we have plenty of image slots left
hololive amelia watson foot fetish pic
>>27580667Oh yeah. What ever happened to this room?
>>27578579Ha ha. Wouldn't that be an awful problem to have. Can you imagine? haha.
youtube.com/watch?v=weONSM52vFU&ab_channel=AiraniIofifteenChannelhololive-IDPlease watch Iofi.
>imageboard>can still post imagesI fucking love it.
Here's a nice image for you /hlgg/
>>27580627How about there be merch period instead having to wait for fucking birthdays/voice clips? It's fucking insane now they're just letting this slip buy when Niji shit sells out almost instantly for popular characters.
>>27580684I have 3 sisters and had plenty of interaction with purebred lesbians in the past. Kiara has the dyke Aura, Mori has not..
>>27580720who?
>>27580707very good
>>27580692Honestly it's probably better/easier to just make deals with existing gachas to feature the girls. Unless the Taiwan troubles ends up making that unfeasible since a lot of the more popular ones are based in China
>>27580723Do more doodles Gura
>>27580707Based
>>27580160They very much hate them so in my limited experience.
I’m shark hightide and I declare war on the image limit
>>27580718AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT AGAAAAAAAAAIN
>>27580714>>27580667Why did she drop that backdrop? Seems like she actually put some effort into creating it then never used it ever again
>>27579242Oh no all my money mysteriously dissapeared.
>>27580720o shit my other daughter is on
>>27576743that really is fucking cute
>>27580707Jokes on him she doesn't say names anymore.
>>27580707Based Eldritch abomination
>/ameg/>Can post AmeS-sugoi...
>>27580723It took me a bit to realize that Ame is using her magnifying glass and doesn't have a lolipop stuck to her face.
>>27580718
>>27579242UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>textboard>can post imagess-sugoi
At this rate the post limit will fill up before the image limit. Keep posting images fags
Who is the menhera vtuber, Kiara or Amelia?
>>27580733>No collab together this week/u/Bros...
>>27580720I'm sorry... My kettle is boiling...
>>27580744>Sweaty, runny-nosed, teary-eyed Mori stripped naked and struggling to swallow her spit to keep blowing the recorder weakly, while she gets violently bukkaked by red superchats in her T3 members-only stream
>>27580743He keeps getting away with it.
>>27576743>>27580758Don't follow many artists. Is he a big deal?
>>27580758kakage is a hell of a drawfag as well
>>27580776i really, really like this picture
>>27580758So kakage's going to adopt Ina too? Kurboshi's been neglecting her daughter lately.
Keep killing those images boys
Ina is not an Eldritch Abomination but actually an accurate representation of an Angel from the Bible. We've always had these than angels have wings on their backs, but the source material of such "angels" do not refer to it. We've been blinded by heretics who falsely claim that angels are winged beings.
this thread was kinda gay but it was fun so that's ok I guess
>>27580725Kiara has the same dumbass lesbian femme aura that a friend of mine has, same attitude when Kiara loses her filters or start thirsting over anime girls.
Comfy thread
Here's one more with my boy
>>27580795Really good mommy art. Obsessed with Rosetta from GBF but has been doing a fuckton of vtuber shit lately.
>>27580689
>>27580786Saturday on Ame's schedule. 5 collab but they all have a pov.
>>27580795check his twitter and browse his posted images, you will most likely recognize some
Welp Gura is at 800k
>>27580808Hi Mori
>This thread has been mostly about onaholes and dick measuring>It's been one of the best dead-hours threads ever
I think I found the perfect image for the school teacher Mori pasta
>>27580800going to be great healing seeing Gura/Ame complete this game this week.
>>27580795Kakage's pretty popular with the Holos and fans alike. He's supposed to be a Holomom but they scrapped her daughter.
Amhole
What will go wrong today, chicken?
>>27580795you tell me
>dead hours over in 10 minutesBros... we made it. At long last...
>>27580795He's a fairly prominent artist, a small-time VTuber, and one of his designs was supposed to become a Holo before HoloEN was even announced.
>>27580016A married femanon, a married one.
>>27580783Kiara. Is this really a question? Ame may sperg out and be a twitch gremlin, but given the amount of shit her roommate's had to deal with, I'd say she's in pretty good shape.
>>27580832pretty low bar to be honest.
>>27580832I thought I was a loser until I find out about korean
PLEASE GET WELL SOON MORI I MISS U ALREADY
>>27580845Computer explodes again
>>27580795He's Towa's adoptive papa
Guys, I've been listening to DD and Soundless is, like, fantastic. Those lyrics are piercing, I almost teared up, I feeling it. She's such a good musician.
>>27580795>>27580847Reminder he did a basic bitch signboard art and auctioned it off and got 1k+ for ithttps://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1289810808625487872
>>27580767That will be the image I have in my head from now on.
Fuck gura
>>27580848This dead hours barely felt like dead hours to be honest. 1500 post limit is my new waifu.
Ina
>>27580814Exactly. She also likes Phoenixes a whole lot. All girls I've interacted with so far, which are into Phoenixes were lesbians.
>>27580843
i cant believe she fucking died
>>27580845he pc explodes
This gesture drawing thing is pretty hard, how does ina do it?
>>27580878Don't mind if I do
>>27580878gladly.
>>27580845she shits herself after eating too much for dinner
>>27580835muh dick
>>27580818>>27580827>>27580837>>27580847>>27580853>>27580870>>27580873Oh, he's that weird female vtuber with the male voice. I have seen him before. Why does he do this.
>>27580864bless those koreans making me feel better about myself
>>27579092>ywgayheh
>>27580878Make love to Gura
>>27580878I forgive you because I know you're just trying to pad out for the image limit, barra-san.
>Kiara with shadersOkay, did someone sit this chicken down and explain that just because she can run something offline, doesn't mean she can also stream it? Why does she keep biting off more than she can chew? First "I'm going to the nether!" when she didn't even figure out how to do it (then her computer dies before she can fucking mine gold), then her karaoke stream where she didn't know any of the songs and just hoped for the best, now this? I don't know if I'm ready for another day of self-sabotage, anons.
Clean this shit up
>>27580899>Oh, he's that weird female vtuber with the male voice. You know that's by no means an uncommon thing, right? Especially amongst artists.
Post more images you fucks we're almost there
>>27580864>discovering I'm a tiny cut above koreansThanks guys, I hate it...Still love you guys.
>>27579538topkek
>>27580899>he's that weird female vtuber with the male voiceGet with the times, grandpa. Babinikus are the future.
>>27580899That's a really common thing, you're just new.
Unity chads were u at
>>27580845wouldn't be surprised if she lags a bit, though honestly I hope she can run everything fine and has a great stream.
>>27580907ogey
>>27580875the guy that sang mr. Jewelbox has some fucking bars
>>27580919I improved your Nose.
>>27580894Got no fucking clueAll I can do is wavy lines and shit to represent the limbs directions, she straight up recreates the entire body accurately with anatomy in a single minuteGuess I need to do my reps for a long ass time
>>27580926HoloBabi when?
>>27580894Years of practice. With drawing there's no shortcut or easy way, to get good you just have to grind it.
>>27580919
>>27580932
Hope she goes Stacy mode today
>>27580882goddamn... the foreigners in fgo are probably the least attractive of the bunch but ina somehow hits different
>>27580926Yeah, I've heard the term before. Seems gay.
>>27580115never stopped
>>27580795He is quite famous and pretty funny guy and soon™ gonna be mama for holo girl (left one). His banter with lack, and his "reaction" during gen 5 debut was pretty funny
>Gura has an army of 8" dick chads
Do we have a Global equivalent of this yet?
I LOVE KIARA
>>27580946I wish she'd go back and fix the teeth
>>27580853Was it the Gamers gen 2?
>>27580919geegiriggi :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>27580685she's r.rat
Please stop posting Nose, I'm getting weird feelings for her.
Gura just reached 800k my dear numberbois
How do you think Mori is doing?Lying in bed moaning in a fever dream?
>>27580932I fucking love HoloEN and I fucking love /hlgg/, most of the time at least
>>27580919>>27580939>>27580944Who is this, anyway? A holo??
>>27580964Was searching for this, thanks
I want a hlg edit of this
>>27580941YAGOO is too dumb to make the ideal virtual organism.
Gura headpats.Gura cheek massages.Gura hands holding.Gura crossed fingers hands holding.Gura hugging.Gura piggybacking.Gura tickling.Gura forehead kissing.Gura cheek kissing.Gura neck kissing.Gura bare legs kissing.Gura belly button kissing.Gura armpit kissing.Gura bare chest massaging.Gura bare chest kissing.Gura butt cheek caressing.Gura butt cheek kissing.Gura cunny caressing.Gura cunny kissing.Gura cunny licking.Gura nipple licking.Gura butthole licking.Gura gentle mate pressing.
>>27580983We know, Towa.
>>27580932Here
Soon
>>27580986>>27580829I feel the numbers flowing into my blood
>>27580957>he>mama
lel
BULLYING SENCHOU'S WOMB WITH MY COCK
>>27580991They call her Nose on /hlg/
My cute daughter getting rammed by giga 8" chumbuds!
>>27580837Completely forgot about that. Did we ever find out more after he posted the pic on his twitter? I think it's still his pinned tweet but I'm lazy to check now.
>>27581015WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?
>>27580991Das ist die Nase.
>>27581024We did it
>>27579092>gangbanged gets wordfiltered to "partyed"lol
>>27581029It's still pinned.We don't know.
>>27580919who is this anyway
>>27580991鼻
>>27581021"oh it's torture... happy torture"
>>27581024*our daughter
>>27580986800k for the 8 inchers!
>>27580746She moved.
>>27581048>>27580991its me
Reminder that sharks have 13" cocks
When is the next Gura karaoke Anyway? She just hit 800k, but she doesn't seem to acknowledge subs milestones
>>27580875Yeah, that EP as a whole is real strong, her more emotional songs are some of her best. C U also hit me hard even though I'm not huge on the guest.
>tfw only 6.5">Gura will never be in awe of my dick and instead just go "I guess"
>>27580837Did they actually scrap them though?
>>27581018That's what chuubas call the artist that drew them, papa normally refers to the animator, of course it varies between chuubas.
>>27576747Great content.
Hi I'm a chad with 8 inch . This will be the last post
last
the bird lives
>>27581086chumbuds proven liars
poopoo thread is kill
Waiting for Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN
Gura loves big cocks
>>27576747This place is beyond cursed.But damn, I love every single one of you retards.
>>27581074she did with 700k
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