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Fairies have gotten out of hand. It's ridiculous how much mischief they're responsible for. There's the Three Fairies of light leading people off cliffs, Clownpiece driving people mad, and now there's Daiyousei going around and stealing panties on top of the mass of Fairies luring the unsuspecting and attacking human men daily in the most obscene fashion yet. That Hakurei Miko sure does love doing her job, doesn't she. Youkai living in the human village, people going missing in the street. Banquets at the shrine featuring youkai. The established order is falling apart I tell you. She only does her job when a human gets smarter than they need to be; look at Fortune Teller.

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Time to start taking drastic measures.

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>>27567360
Reimu's awfully close with those fairies...

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>>27567626

>> No.27571303
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we villagers need to take matters into our own hands

>> No.27571696

>>27567360
Fairies are supposed to be loved and cherished not persecuted nor lewded!

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Reimu is an Oni miko!

Everyone point at the Oni miko and laugh!
Oni miko!
Oni miko!
Oni miko!

>> No.27572580

>>27567360
Fortune Teller was simply too intelligent and nihilistic for the M*ko to understand. The two could be paralleled to the likes of Galileo challenging the Church... struck down for threatening to stir away the yoke she holds over the Human Village, quelling any pursuit of higher understandings of the world around them.
Frankly, I'm disgusted.

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>>27572580
>ahah purification rod go brrr

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>>27571303
>we villagers need to take matters into our own hands
This is the result

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>>27577000
>>27571303
Fairies outnumber humans. What you're asking for is suicide

>> No.27577075

>>27573643
Who are you quoting?

>> No.27578154

>>27577000
I want a cute, blonde, black-bow-wearing fairy to mercilessly violate me~~

>> No.27581524

>>27571696
Yeaaaaah. Say that again when a pack of 10 or more fairies jump you on a path, drag you into the forest bound by rope and then proceed rob you of your virginity. The kappas already commit driveby kidnappings on top of killing their costumers. These non-humans cannot be trusted. It's a bad time for Gensokyo. Humans who gain too much knowledge are taken care of swiftly. The cutest human women are all seasoned killers. Those who leave the village are left for dead if they don't somehow convince some youkai to spend their life with a human. That Sanny girl doesn't even know what she's doing. That Reimu lady doesn't like doing her job, openly conversing with youkai. Fairies are slowly widdling down the human population. Akyuu is in her mid 20s and still hasn't even had her first kiss yet. Humans from the outside world who would take up the challenge of Gensokyo are nowhere to be found. Yukari is busy preying on the Hakurei Miko's lips. It's all fucked. Danmaku is a game, Gensokyo is the name. A land where no untalented human will ever succeed.

>> No.27582178

>>27581524
>Akyuu is in her mid 20s and still hasn't even had her first kiss yet
We have that in common. When I move to Gensokyo, I'll suggest to her we help each other out.

>> No.27582517

>>27581524
>The cutest human women are all seasoned killers.
I don't remember Sekibanki or Miyoi killing anyone.

>> No.27583668

>>27582517
>Sekibanki
Anon, I...

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Good thing my beloved daughterwife Luna-chan is a good, well-behaved girl.

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