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>>27508496anons, your fightan lore reps...https://fightanvidya.com/wiki/index.php/Arcana_Heart_3
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27508033wtf she's cute
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality, her gaming skills, and her youtube experience.
I NEED TO FUCK GURA
>>27508816gura makes me feel so warm and happy.
So which of these indie en ytubers do you think they'll collab with?
Wait, I was out of the loop for a while. Is this the final collab for the EN girls? Are they going to stop doing these?
Ina splatoon stream when
FUWA FUWA TIME
>>27508792Can Ina go flatter?
its weird that they don't stream much in the weekends while HoloJPs do long stream or events.
>>27508816Let's be honest here.Gura is hot.
>>27508815I like her design, and her mumbly voice is actually cute in a way. Hope she does well.
I love this cute bird!
Is this the push 'em down gently thread?
I am both literally and figuratively in love with Amelia Watson
Is warosu dead?
>>27508828i think its the last "forced" collab, they're free to do as they please from now on
At the end of the day, I'm really glad none of you fuck dogs.
>>27508807Hazy
>Gura Gawr
This is your top 3 HOLOLIVE GLOBALLY.Rate it and judge it.
>>27508033She seemed very mad that she didn't make it I hope she can at least collab with Kiara one dayThough she really is fucking based and she likes Ina. >I'm glad no Holo follows me so I don't have to worry about them unfollowing when I go on a rant about how Yagoo should actually retire cuz he's so incompetent desu>>27508830Ina is a wonderful singer it loved how cute she sounded
>>27508828This is the final "forced" full collab. They're basically free to do whatever they want now after this, outside of special events that management sets up
What is this fucking Kiara stream lmaoThe comedic timing is so perfect
>Amelia doesn't play as Wattson in APEXwhat did she mean by this?
>>27508841How would Kiara react to being pushed down gently?
>>27508840The curvature of this chicken.
>>27508828yeah after this week gura gets tossed around by jp
>>27508816uoooh etc. so on and so forth
>>27508847And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Live life in a way that makes you happy.
>>27508815I'm actually considering to commission a Live2D model to her mamatori solely based on how fucking cute her design is.
>>27508836They have to spend time with their boyfriends
>>27508816>what have the romans ever done for usOut of all the EN crew she seems to be the fastest in recognizing when a SC or gaming moment can be funny / memeable.
>>27508828Might be the last weekly one with the collab ban coming down tomorrow or Monday, but surely there will be further 5-man adventures (Ina AFAIK still wants everyone to come play FFXIV for example)
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions >Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing >As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc. >Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for themTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them >Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions >Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>>27508866She does sometimes though.
>>27508872hot
posting everyday until STALKER gets played
>>27508792https://streamable.com/qit907
>>27508841is that something you do after you walk them home gently?
>>27508862>rateWould fuckWould fuck and maryWould leave alone
>>27508880lole
>>27508862Fubuki hasn't deserved to be #1 for a long time now. She got complacent and lazy.
>>27508750Maybe they'll do more weekend streams once they more settled into the job... and YAGOO pays them.
>>27508862I hope Korone gets a nice boost in subs once she makes her glorious return
Salmon.
>>27508784 The problem is not her politics, the problem is mentioning anything political at all. Listening to VTubers should be fun and apolitical. I'd like to keep it this way. Kiara could donate all the SCs to BLM or storm***t for all I care, if she never talks about it. I'm tired of the political shit everywhere I go. This shit shouldn't be supported in my opinion, which is why I won't support her.
>>27508807RIGHT HERE NIGGA
They edited Gura's end credits song from her members only streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/vgmx4r.mp3
>>27508888Every time I see that thumbnail, my brain keeps thinking she's wearing tight pants.
>>27508902go back
>>27508815I never heard of this girl until just a few minutes ago, but interestingly enough I saw this picture a few days ago. I have commissioned the same artist in the past and I commissioned him again to draw a picture of Botan licking Lamy's feet.
>>27508868Just like the phoenix, she would rise up and push the shit out of you back, so hard in fact, you would burn down to ashes.
More like:Things Cover should do:Get Matsuri a fucking psychiatrist. Holy shit. Mental health is seriously undervalued in Japan.
My cute daughter recording her first haunted house experience!
>>27508862fuck deserves-posters/10
chicken breastschicken thighschicken eyes
>>27508840I also love the chicken!
>>27508927Gura's outfit is literally DESIGNED to show off cunny
>>27508824Aww Jeez.
>>27508944skull eyes
>>27508862A cat, a dog and a shark go into a bar. The shark eats them all The end.
>>27508922Based
>>27508907She never really wanted to be the face of the company in the first place. If anything she'll be relieved when Korone and Gura pass her.
>>27508868Her idol dance moves would let her flip back up and recover
>>27508885>5 members>4 characters in a partysuffering
>>27508935Matsuri just legitimately, unironically, needs to have sex. Man, woman, it doesn't matter. Just once.
>>27508902>>>/hlg/
>>27508927This should be illegal anons
here's your top 3 holos, my dudes
>Kiara lost 1kWhat the hell happened?
>>27508922Cringe.
>>27508840I love the firebird and her scorched earth policies.
>>27508927https://vocaroo.com/1Sj13kJbGOmX
>>27508937Predator meets...predator.
Alright. Day 2 of trying to get a fucking Minecraft server up.There's three plugins on the server: grief protection, sleepy, and lag remover.I think I allowed for crack clients to connect? If it doesn't work or there's too many SEA monkies, no cracked clients.Lastly, new world. Also, probably expect instability.Here's the IP: 104.207.143.243:25565
>>27508876Thank you anon. I hope she keeps on going strong and succeeds. Both she and Gura make my days happier.
>>27508901Only if you have a loli vampire living inside your shadow.
>>27508807GANG GANG
>>27508922That's just wasteful. Why not directly order sashimi.
>>27508993WTF its real.What the hell happened here?
>>275089928-9 days till impact
>>27509000Is it on the latest version or a different one?
>>27508993Her latest stream was pretty cringe
kek watching the luna 3d birthday stream and she sounds like she's on the verge of dying after like 1 minute of moving aroundthis is some ring fit adventure tier stuff
>>27509028>>27508993China.
Where were you when Kiara hung herself...
>>27508948Her mama can be very lewd.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1315027546589655040?s=19Chicken what the fuck
>>27508993Italians unsubbing
>>27509028guess she was too based for some
>>27508888Yes, but ultimately all these people would be nobodies without Cover Corp.
>>27509000Good luck bro, good on you for doing it
>>27508927link is dead
>>27508924>Listening to VTubers should be fun and apoliticalI wholeheartedly agree, specially the part I quoted. It's the one thing I was afraid of the most when EN debuted, but it turned out that the girls managed to keep that shit out of holo-ing, for now at least.
>>27508922not based at all, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>27508944There is skellengtons in there, look!
>>27509054One of them was not a nobody, tho
>>27509047she just really doesn't give a fuck anymore does she hahaha
>>27508922Ba->not salmanCringe
>>27508851it looks like catbox is down too.
>>27509047She's changed a lot, hasn't she?
kiara looks 100x better without her dumb hats
>>27508815cute feet
>>27509028God is angry with the kusotori once again
>>27509037Are you serious? It was amazing. Chicken has never been as good as this week.
>>27508944>chicken eyesIs that a new addition to the menu?
>>27509028Someone clipped the kms part and it's getting spread around
>>27509028Bots?
>>27508797>>27508807>>27509015かわいい
>>2750904737 seconds in, you can hear IKU. I am diamonds.
>>27509058carbox is down
>>27508929>That commissionShouldn't it be the other way around though? The half elf craves the lion's cat dick like fucking crazy.
>>27509092source?
cum for Gura
>>27509067Why is mori such a dork
>>27508935Wrong thread dogfucker.
>>27509092She's going to kill herself now
>>27508856Can Gura even close her teeth all the way like Watson?Is she more of a cookie cutter shark with only one row of teeth; does she even have bottom ones? The jagged-line teeth smile like pic related is a major charm point and it seems Gura can't even do it. For shame.
>>27508924>>27509047same herefuck politics
>>27509073Yes, but I'm unaware of her ever being able to monetize her success. So she'd have had the fame, but not the money.
>>27508815whats with girls and switch? my mom loves it, all the holos and their moms like it as well. this literally never happens with another system
>>27509054Ina would've just kept making bank on commissions and blowing it all on GachaGura was already somebody and could make a living off of streaming on twitch if she weren't so lazy and streamed once a month.Hololive boost is undeniable though.
>>27509094You seem lost >>27473325
>>27508973Her mother was just as crazy as she is and she seemingly got better, so you might be right.
>>27509079You take that back.
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Schizoid Narrative______________________________________________________________________________________________
>>27508993>>27509028She did? Last time I saw her she was at 298k If she did, I would say it's normalfag newfags getting filtered by her talking as much shit she wants, since they expect the girls to be pure and wholesome from Gura's image.
>>27509111I'd rather cum inside of Gura
>>27508967she'll probably keep the "face of the company" jobs, like radio shows and whatnot. It doesn't seem like Korone has any appetite for that kind of stuff.
>>27509087It was 90 minutes of dying in a game made for kids and her screaming
>>27508888(You) in the back
>>27508816I love Gura but I'm not sexually attracted to her.
>>27509000Not to shit on your effrots, anon, but don't even bother. The /hlg/ server died for a reason other than them being literal dog fuckers.
>>27509137
>>27508927>https://files.catbox.moe/vgmx4r.mp3bros why aren't catbox links working for me today...
Started using greatscythe in MHW, mori-sama I hope you're proud of me
>>27509092She's going to get a two week suspension, isn't she?
I love Amelia's teeth
What was the threads reaction during the Kiara stream?
>>27509132I guess it's just in her blood to be fucking unstable.
>>27509028>>27508993Seems to only update every 1,000 and only rounds down. So if she was at 299,005 and then dropped to 298,995 her count will just show 298,000
>>27509079Honestly Kiara's personality is amazing. Imagine if she had gotten a better design.I mean I like her eyes and all but the outfit and hats are kinda eh,
>>27509134>women want me>fish fear me
>>27509085If God keeps fucking with her, she'll end up going full-Tanya at this rate.
>>27509166I see
>>27509121Lost of games with cute aestheticLots of games that aim for a broader audience and are easy to get intoCheapest consoleWorks great on the go, can play in bed, on the bus, etc.Basically the antithesis of the virgin pc
>>27509092What? Where's the clip?
>>27509087After 90 minutes of failure, to go into a boss fight cold having never seen it before with zero lives and then beat it was pretty awesome. I think she's secretly better at vidya than she makes out and puts on a helpless act for the streams.
>>27509047The bird has dropped all her limiters
>>27508924Based. political shit depresses me, the whole reason I love vtubers so much is because it's an escape from the cancer that is american politics.
>>27509157the domain is down retard
>>27508973>tell anons "have sex">get replied with "dilate">tell Matsuri "have sex">she starts crying
>>27509157It's just catbox being catbox.
>>27508964fubuki is a fox not a cat
>>27509121It has a bunch of fun games with cartoony characters and cute characters. PS and Xbox has too much violent and sexual shit
>>27509144And every second of it was hillarious.
>>27509134its too dangerous for my heart to look straight into her eyes, god damnit huke
Been gone for a bit, what the fuck happened
>>27508748>>27508784Isn't that just another name for a boner?
>>27509087It was pretty fun, not as good as her MK and Takamori collab but has some very cipplable 10/10 moments
>>27509028Couple threads ago Anon suggested we should unsub for shits and giggles
>>27508856IDK what it is but I can listen to Gura all day. It's a very pleasant but cute voice that doesn't fatigue.
>>27509121It's the tetris effect, anon. Chicks just dig that shit.
>>27509195this is genuinely one of the biggest appeals for me
>>27508872Imagine...
>>27509047>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Fuck numberfags, I really want to see her playing more RPGs.
>>27509079hey hats are great
>>27509157down for maintenance
>>27509079Honestly, a lot of people here seem to have that opinion, but I think her hats are the best part of the mess that is her clothes.
>>27509184I'd guess this? >>27509040
Rushia has now made 1 million in superchatsDamn
>>27509214its chub anon
>>27509160Prease understandu
i saw the "03 REAP AND TEAR" in mori's thumbnail as "BRAP AND TEAR"what has this place done to me, why my bwain is bwoken
>>27509214anon, your dictionary reps . . .
>>27508872How many a piece of that shark? Pekora, Shion, Marine, Festival, ?
>>27509216what a faggot
I'm gonna marry Mori and have wholesome guh sex with her.
>>27509226For real. I don't play that many and I'd be happy to see her perspective on them.
>>27509140Only chum in shark girl
>>27509164Good. The gameplay was sufferkino and the SC reading was 10/10 like usual for her.
>>27508807DESU DESU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKAAAA>>27508862She can't be stopped holy shit>>27508888Based>>27509028Fuck, well that won't hold her back too much hopefully
>>275092391million what? ARS?
>>27509240>>27509244Sound the same to me
>>27509000It functions, very cool
>>27509226watching a chuuba do something she enjoys is the best kind of content.
>>27509134>>27509175>WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEAST DARE MAKES A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH
>>27509047I feel somewhat responsible, what if they read these threads and get influenced by us?
>>27509181So basically what the Wii was supposed to be but done right?
>>27509047This stirs in me many feelings I am not proud of yet feel compelled to explore.
>>27509248Gay
>>27509226Good news - you will. She's going to keep a weekly timeslot, despite the numbers. Chicken is just having fun.
>log in on MC>Tell Watame "GO SLEEP">Watame goes to sleep
>>27509259nah, US dollars
>>27509214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBtdvzDns0
>>27509248>Having sex with your broThat's pretty gay bro
>>27509028sometimes jewtube clears bots, its probably fine since it's a low amount and its not dropping significantly.
Watson.Amelia Watson, from HoloEN Gamers
>>27509226If she ends up not playing EarthBound I riot.
>>27509248Shouldn't you go to sleep before the collab Kiara?
>>27509250>tfw no personal shark girl onahole
>>27509248Please also fuck her chicken wife thank you.
>>27509238i remember the moment but it wasn't that, it was when she suggested watching a speedrun of the level and then killing herself
>>27509201I would call you a newfag but I'll just call you a fox fucker instead.
>>27509226wasn't is a gacha game?
>>27509134I fixed it for you
>>27509160"Thank you for your support goijin."
>>27509306learn what a fox is
>>27509271more what the wii u was supposed to be, but done right.
>>27509214I don’t see it used very much honestly. Think it’s just another “incel” type insult that means nothing.
>>27509273Same brother.
>>27509214This is why there won't be HoloEU. Thank God, Kiara's otaku-ness is stronger than her politics.
>>27509226This post made me realize that no Holo is ever going to play Mother Fucking XENOGEARS or Xenosaga ever. Shit sucks.
>>27509179>The chicken starts slowly becoming a duckI enjoy this narrative
>>27509226It makes me happy to see a chuuba playing a game that they want to play rather than just something for the easy views. Now I just need one of the ENs to secretly be a huge DRPGfag.>>27509310You're thinking of FEH, Fire Emblem Heroes.
>>27509313thank you, I'm gonna save this image if I have your permission
>>27509271Unless you live under a rock you'd have noticed it's been nintendo's approach for every console ever, though it got particularly obvious from the 7th generation onwards, with nintendo's consoles being contrasted by the playstation and xbox.
>>27509281You're too powerful.
What do chumbuds think of this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YFYRYUoCPQIt was recommended yesterday for the cover to dedicate to Gura. If there is enough chumbuds who want to sing for Gura, I could do the mixing: https://poal.me/2igxqn
>>27508862
Kiara needs to reel it in a bit. She's a little too unfiltered at the moment.
Is it really true?People will accomplish janitorial task without compensation willingly?
>>27509248>>27509305"Based."
Gura.. Tell us when the stream starts onegai.
>>27509368
Shaaaaark
>>27509332Her voracious obsession with numbers will overpower her politics soon and attract "that" crowd.
>>27509226the only fe runs i watch are autists doing day zero max difficulty blind runs there's something entertaining about them just looking over every enemy autistically for three hours in the setup stage they rarely talk but you can just feel their gears turning in overdrive
>>27509385>Get in loser we're going investigating
>>27509350
>>27509369based
>>27509385Who the one in the back?
>>27509368Personally, I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA&
>>27509352the fundamental design philosophy of all nintendo products is called "枯れた技術の水平思考" and the switch is one of the strongest examples in recent memory.
>>27509393
>>27509368That's gay as fuck anon
>>27509376https://streamable.com/3v4f7d
>>27509214It basically means subhuman you can thank the movie chud for it catching on
some shadow figure keeps sneaking up on me.
>>27509399thanks lori
>>27509368elvis is pretty shit
>>27509368Oh god. Chumbuds sing? I dunno about this. Gutsposters, give me strength....
>>27509412ZERO MONETARY COMPENSATION
>>27509301https://www.amazon.com/nicknack-Shark-Puppet-Realistic-Rubber/dp/B085NH3V12/ref=sr_1_16_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=shark+toys&qid=1602365111&sr=8-16-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExOTBYWDZKNVc5UkpGJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNTEyNTMwMlMyN0lBQkRTSUQyNyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODE3MDQxMjNJNTRIVk84U1JXWiZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=Here's one
>>27509385Teamates...
>>27509374BOTTOM LEFT. I actually agree. I love my birb, but I don't really care for her lack of filters. Others might like her too, but having no filter herself ironically means she filters others. It could be offputting to say the least.
>>27509189I don't think it's that.I think she is that terrible at games.However, I think she's a natural in turning that terribleness into something compelling and is developing an eye for spotting moments she can play off of.As she said herself, if it wasn't entertaining to watch someone play the same level over and over again for 100 minutes, chat would've given up watching her long before. The real question is: what does one do with such a powerful ability?
>>27509403There's a reason it's that one and it's not because we're trying to find the best Elvis song
I've been catching up on the archives. is Gura uh... Italian or something?
Fun fact: Amelia has yet to play a single good game.
Got like 15 hours of streams to catch up to..
did they ever say what time the collab will be tonight?
>>27509433
>>27509368you dont want to do this anon, especially after the /hlg/ sings attempt
Which Holo do you think is doing her english reps as a result of Gura's slaughter?
>>27509451No, she's from Atlantis.
>>27509448At some point she did welecome us to intaly
hoocha
>>27509433anon, your link reps...
>>27509313It's not a small hat, it's one of those paper turkey boots, which makes sense considering her whole theme.
>can't even tell us when the collab stream isEN is a joke.
>>27509412CLEAN IT UP MEIDOS
>>27509417
>>27508880Great. I'm glad they don't have idol cultural thingy at EN.
you see this, anons?take it and color it so it looks like calli
>>27509368When we doing this?
>>27509464>Guras slaughterSmall money shark isn't what makes them do their english reps anon.
>>27509478Hey anon, it can be both
>>27509464Fucking all of them, even Sora is learning English.
>>27508815How mad would this vtuber get if I commissioned footjob pictures?
>>27509439I just mean for potential yab since outsiders can see out of context clips and stir up shit. I personally love hearing her curse in that accent but I don't want her to fuck up her career.
>>27509486i look like this irl
>>27509470Based.
>>27509482My negro right here.
>>27509403I don't know about this song, it doesn't feel as deep as the other one, it talks about kisses and stuff but well gura is a vtuber...>>27509416She likes his songs.
>>27509368>willingly embarrassing yourselvesDon't fucking do it, you're better than amekeks right now but only barely.
>>27509448>ItalianOHNONONONONO
>>27509444Get into fighting games.
>>27509480>>27509480its certainly 1 hour from now or at least 6 hours from now
>>27509451Mario Odyssey is a good game, she's just really bad at it.Like you'd think at some point she would bother to learn how to jump properly. You can do so much in that game if you learn how to combine hat jumps with dives and long jumps etc.
When will we get someone like this in Holo EN?
>>27509499>stage 1
>>27509397I do those runs myself, but I have more fun watching people that aren't good at the games because they turn everything into a struggle worth watching. It's all about the personal narrative there, someone celebrating because their objectively shitty unit carried them through an easy map is just charming. Watching silent streamers is boring as fuck to me, and they usually don't really comment on the story content as well, and characters are a big part of FE.
>>27509393dont save the thumbnail anon onegai
>>27509368i don't want to, but i find that i am unable to refuse
>>27509474Gomenasorry don't know how
>>27509352I mean sure, but the Wii failed miserably and despite being one of the better sold consoles of all times it's also one of the most hated ones. The Wii-U was kinda meh and the Switch is the only one that has being able to acquire noticeable success with both the casual audience and old time fans, well, except for pokémon fans.
>>27509528It's probably right after Calli's RIP AND TEAR stream
>>27509530ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ
>>27509374But she's crazy fun like this, hope she can continue, it would fucking suck if people were bothered by this
>>27509530Antchama...
>>27506538It's ok, you just have to practice your English.
>>27509451Mario Odyssey and Limbo are good games.CSGO and Valorant are good too if you like competitive FPS.
>>27509529Amelia just like Arin thinks she's too good to read manuals.
Ah, all is good and well again.
>>27508792Do you really belebe that someone would struggle for several hours with a single level, dying to simple mistakes, going on a totally not rehearsed rant about wishing to kill game protagonist and all people that are close to him, only to clear boss on first try with 0 (ZERO) lives?Do you really belebe it?Because I belebe it.
This is not hydrodynamic.
>>27509480I'm guessing after the Watson incident nothing's on the table anymore with when to expect her to be up.
>>27509554>>27509562
I dont do lore reps for Gura, but does she have another job or something? Why cant she schdule stuff? We still dont have a collab time from her right?
>>27509368>/hlgg/ singsDon't. "x sings" were only good 10 years ago, and only a few of them. Don't push it.
God I want to sleep but I can't not knowing what time the collab will be...
So according the /hlgg/, Gura is:>Filipina>Latina>Texan>Californian>Swedish>ItalianYOU ARE NOW HERE>...
>>27509444Yeah, that's the thing. Despite playing the same level the entire time, she steadily gained viewers throughout the stream. She's learning how to make the most of a situation which is the sign of a good streamer. Hopefully she will continue to hone that skill.
I'm kinda considering giving Kiara a sub too. Already got Ame and Gura.Just had a blast this week with Kiara's streams. I also really like her superchat readings, it's basically an extra hour or more of zatsudan. But I'm German and don't care for German lessons.
>>27509525>>27509542If it sounds like some screeching out of /r9k/ I'm not doing it, but if it sounds good then why feel embarrassed?
>>27509527No.That is the path to madness......and LTG.Smash is a good compromise though.
>>27509583>>27509539my quoting reps...
>>27509397>autists doing day zero max difficulty blind runsLink one, I'm curious.
Kitsune vtuber when
>>27509547cut everything after ref. when you search something on most sites, the search parameters carry over to the product page. I have no idea why it happens, but if you just type https://www.amazon.com/nicknack-Shark-Puppet-Realistic-Rubber/dp/B085NH3V12 you get the clean link for the product
>>27509590She's just lazy
>>27509590Its the audism.
>>27509601she is ____her
>>27509576What is this, elvish?
>>27509520Ch... ...CHUMSHIRO!
>>27509604I'm fluent in german, too. But man, her German voice is something else. I don't know why she sounds weaker in english, she just does.
>>27509582Anyone who says otherwise is severely overestimating a girl's capacity for spacial intelligence and mental reflexes.
>>27509601Gura is a Hyperborean Atlantean mix. Her apparent accent shifting is the result of the melding of those two dialects.
Holmes vtuber when
>>27509552Makes the most sense since late-night PST seems easier to match up for JP times. If they were going to try it before Mori's DOOM, say in an hour or so that would require them to be up at 7:30AM over there and I get the feeling Mori/Kiara aren't exactly morning people with having to flex their schedules for a worldwide audience.
>>27509374Nah she's alright.It would only be a bad thing if she was directing her sailor talk towards others, but she's super sweet to the girls and mostly trash talks herself.It's true that a lot of newfags will be appaled since they want "muh wholesome" idols, but being honest like this will unironically be better for her in the long run.
>>27509605well, i am not worried at all about my own singing. i just don't want to see it become a big joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBy1LG3J1z4
>>27509582That boss was laughably easy to beat though
>>27509590>Why cant she schdule stuff?Lazy and already losing interest in the VTuber thing. Once she reaches 1mil she will graduate herself.
>>27509601>top 4 some sort of spanish-language thingYep, that's correct. I just think she has family from the midwest. Like maybe she grew up with grandparents and that's why she knows some really old shit and dumb colloquialisms that someone from the midwest would know.Thank me now for my investigation and knowledge.
>>27509604Please help the chicken reach 300k
>>27509609its okay
>>27509650
>>27509592what song did x sing?
https://files.catbox.moe/icji8j.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/o3fw5n.mp4
>>27509601I saw someone call her a chink too so add that to the list, also a Rogue AI
>>27509601She is every nationality there is under the sun seemingly shifting between them every second.
>>27509582Yes. That boss is a total joke. There is zero reason to believe Kiara pretended to be worse than she is at any point.
>>27509393https://youtu.be/bFNpPBMjnS8
>>27509590can't you find something else to do until it's up>>27509650based
>>27509601I'm guessing Half filipino, quarter polish, quarter irish, lives in Texas. If its like Any give Asian x White relationship, 99% chance the momma is the flip and green card bait. Is American a white ethnicity yet?
>>27509601You missed the >that one pink cat from Top Cat
>>27509647So we have Japanese subs of HoloEN now
meelk bag
>>27509529More like she has no reason tooGame is too easy when you can get moons walking from A to B
That's it I'm too tired to wait for any news on the collab, I'll try to wake up for my boy but I'll probably watch that from the archive, hope collab is in like 6-7 hours good night /hlgg/
>>27509601sorry but Gura is a chink, she wouldnt hit these numbers without being one
>>27509601She's also latinx
>>27509687how new?
>>27509670
>>27509667KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
>>27509480It's 6 hours and 30 minutes from now. Or at least that was what Kiara said on her stream.
>>27509658I meant membership. I just use "sub" for that, sorry.
>>27509687We had those since debut
>>27509582I was more scared of her running off the edge the entire time than her dealing with the boss
>>27509701Maybe that's what they planned, but since there's no news so far, there might be a change of plans.
>OH. MY. GAHD.>CHANDLAH BINGthis bird just earned a few points in my book
>>27509601She probably spent a lot of time doing voices to herself and now she just pulls them out naturally. People keep comparing her to pewdiepie but I think she's more like a female Jerma than anything
>>27509647> " 天国の存在って信じてないんですけど、多分あるとしたらこんな場所なんでしょうね "kek
>>27509590You try to coordinate a time so two people from japan, one from leafland, one from murrica and one from atlantis can spare a chance to goof around. And pray there no sudden interruptions to this schedule.
>>27509667I meant it in a "x" thing does "x" way but I clearly fucked up. Also, the idea of /x/ actually singing something is incredibly amusing.
>>27508807Yo yo yo
>>27509601I don't have the screenshot on me but she's the result of one of those community cum tubs
>>27509650That would be pretty based actually, imagine effortlessly climbing to the top of the company, becoming the new "face" of hololive and then just walking away from it all at your apex disappearing like a ghost
>>27509722Could this bird BE any better?
>>27509700Where can one find this master piece?
>>27509635Hail Perun
>>27509582When is Artia streaming on twitch again so everyone can tell her how many commie dicks she sucks?
All of Gura’s subscribers and memberships are me btw.
>>27509374I'd prefer she just does what she's doing now because I enjoy it and those who don't like her content just watch something else.
>>27509448She's an all-American mongrel with an one in a million natural loli voice.
>>27509689Yeah sure and then she goes gremlin mode over dying 10 times trying to jump onto a fucking platform. She sucks at platformers.
>>27509530
>>27509507Why are there so many pics of her feet?
>>27509749hello me, we have some work to do.
>>27509520>KenshiroChumbud>TokiTentacultist>ReiDeadbeat>EinTeamate>FalcoChickenbro
>>27509737It would be a huge slap on the face for every other holo/vchuuba in general. I love it.
>>27509374Are you the fun police? She's fucking amazing right now. No filter, swearing in German, just saying what comes to her mind. It's beautiful.
>>27509754So you're saying we're actually overthinking this and she's just from Atlanta?
>>27509720Well Kiara streamed all night and only presumably went to bed recently so if anything it would be later.
>>27509737>becomes number 1 of Hololive>leaves shortly after>"Wow that was fun but it was too easy. Guess I'll just start over again until someone can give me a challenge."
>>27509749>>27509762These posts (and subs and memberships and superchats and all fan works) brought to you by me, Gura's biggest fan
>>27509401zebra striped gum
>>27509590She works at a grocery store salad bar and eats popcorn for sustenance because Yagoo hasn't paid her yet.
>>27509615Here's your (You).
>>27509117shark gabu...
It just hit me that P**g** getting a live2D means he's open for collabs now.
>>27508862Fug. I think this is where it ends bros, unless Gura can do something big again, like het Karaoke stream. She was getting 20,000 per day yesterday
>>27509650Proof
>>27509582The bird bullying the shit out of her was so fucking hilarioushttps://youtu.be/bLDEeV-XuC4?t=1798This part was so fucking gold, stealing her hat at the exact moment she managed to teleport.
>>27509737>top of the company, becoming the new "face" of hololiveLol, tourists really know absolutely nothing about HoloLive. Gura isn't even the face of HoloEN right now, let alone of HoloLive. Sora is the face of HoloLive followed by Fubuki and Sora hasn't been the biggest subbed girl for ages.There is a reason why of all the HoloEN girls only Mori is 'barely' competing with the actual Holo bigshots in revenue and thats with a debut stream.
>>27509749Good job me, keep it up
>>27509520Now we need Joseph Chumstar for the trifecta.
>>27509760....feets are part of the body.
>>27509401>signatureYour investigation reps...
>>27509760I think she might have commissioned them herself. I know she is the one who commissioned this picture >>27508815, but I don't know about the others.
>>27509754There is no actual human on the other side of Gura. It's just an egregore fueled by the collective desire of a million weebs. This is why she's so hard to nail down. Her true nature is just a constantly shifting manifestation of the unconscious spirits of all who have ever wanted the perfect loli daughter.
>>27509774she did recently hesitate while saying "atlantis", but it didn't sound at all like she was correcting herself from "atlanta".
>>27509793peegay? poogoo? what are you even talking about
>>27509793>P**g**Who
>>27509813gura is literally just anime avatars all the way down.
>>27509771Her Nether rta stream was hard to watch imo. I dont mind her going full, "ill stick this in thier ass" tho
>>27509755She was good at fall guys and that's also with a controller.The moons where she has trouble with are few compared to the whole lot the game regurgitates to you. So she's not incentivized in any way to git gud at that game.
Was thinking of editing the TTGL scene where Simon decks Rossiu and replacing them with Ame and Desk-kun but it's probably not that funny.
>>27509374As a chickenfag and concernfag, she should do what she feels more comfortable doing, that's what every OG chickenfag who stood with her in her highs and lows would want, I think.But I have to agree, specially in solo content (collab content doesn't really have any yabai moment yet). The free chat and old videos were always pretty chill and respectful with a little doze of spice every now and then, but also a lot of love. That KFP crew was a little cringy, but very tame, which works fine since her profile is so public. This last week had some episodes of creeps, and since her profile is so public...Also, I'm sad that I can't share her videos with my family anymore either. I mean I can take that content and laugh it off, but I'm a concernfag too. Concernfag gonna concernfag
>>27509819>>27509825Pogger
>>27509819ogey
>>27509777>>27509737>>27509770It actually would befit her. I do not wish that she does such a thing. It would also fit depression. Imagine being at the top of anything and just quit out of boredom.While poetic, it doesn't speak well for mental health.
rrato shimiureeta
>>27509819ʇɐɹɹ>>27509830rrat
>>27509783>>27509809I see
>>27509737>imagine effortlessly climbing to the top of the company, becoming the new "face" of hololiveShe has a long way to go before she can become either of these things. If she can effectively turn her subs into paying members maybe, but it doesn't look like she can right now.
>>27509819Pardun?
>>27509793Pogger?PDPggs?PeppaP?
>>27509385Based.
>>27509803Sora's just a singing YAGOO at this point.
>>27509800It stealing her hat half a second before teleporting is up there as one of my favorite moments in all of hololive. The fucking pure (bad) luck.
>>27509374I wouldn't necessarily say reel it in. I'd say refine it. Get the despair/anger balance just right so you're never quite sure if she's just going to give up or just let all her frustrations out in some Aggretsuko-like release.
all EN girls except gura suck dick im so disappointed in this shitshow
>>27509692Good sleeps to you.
>>27509335>XENOGEARS or XenosagaWay too niche, she's pulling 67k on freaking FE3H one of the most popular modern jrpgsI expect her to do great numbers on a cult classic like Persona 5, alas no Atlus permissions
>>27509877And Mori if you did your roommate Reps
>>27509374what happened?
>>27509877ogey
>>27508888Fuck off narrative poster.Yes, Cover has made a few mistakes in the past, and yes they don't give enough support to their girls, but they're nowhere near as bad as your post says they are.
>>27509813This is one of my fave theorys, this or its all just a turing test and shes an ai
>>27509838>I can no longer share chicken clips with my family because she said ass or fucknever cringed this hard before
>>27509737>face of HoloLive>can't even beat Marine in her debut monthLMAO
Do we have any Ame with glasses pics?
>>27509877gura chews dick
>spamming "this poster is" postsDo you stupid fucks know how to appreciate a joke without beating it to death? Why does everything that is even remotely funny bandwagoned by everybody else until it becomes insufferable and loses its original charm?
>>27509894OGEY OGET RATT CUHRINGE BASED OGEY RATT yeah you are 9gag tier
>>27509769>ReiI'm cool with that
>>27509803the first thing that comes to mind if you ask someone about hololive is pekora or korone not fucking sora rofl
ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝʇǝʞsɐp 'ǝuɐsuᴉ ƃuᴉoƃ ɯ,I 'ɐɯɐɥɔɐɐH sᴉ sᴉɥ
>>27509906ogey
>>27509877To be fair, gura was the only one with big one million sub dick energy to make manager-tachi suck her off instead.
>>27509877Gura has definitely gobbled up some inadvertently.
>>27509906pardun?
>>27509902kek
>>27509877Sharksawa has a boyfriend sorry to disappoint you, she was literally the 1st EN confirmed taken before "MY favorite is watson"
>>27509906DUHHH CRINGE CRINGE IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY DUHHH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD PLAYER CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED PISS COPE PISS LOL PISS CRINGE BOOMER LE ZOOMER I AM BOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AAHEHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCK YOU SHITPOSTING I HONEST TO GOD FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OOHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISN'T IT CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGFY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOMER CRINGE ONION BASED BASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIna sing threads
I don't get the whole Takamori thing, both are chicks so how would they even have sex
>>27509877ogey retard
>>27509374I like how she is now, though. I like that she's talking about ridiculous shit like shoving item boxes up her ass or getting turned on by the pro controllers rumbling. It'd be different if it was every other word, but she's got a pretty good ratio of 2 or 3 yab things per stream going on at the moment.
>>27509902Nice-o
>>27509924Prove it.
>>27509883>cult classic like Persona 5You sicken me.
>>27509488Looks like we got 5-6 anons who want to sing, if we get to 10-12 it would be perfect. I'd recommend to start recording your voice over now, even if nothing comes out of it at least you did some singing reps.This is the karaoke version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4mB-zUcO8Don't worry about your voice being low, I got a pretty low voice myself. Anything can be amplified and improved so if you feel like you need to whisper to sing better, give it a try anyway.>>27509642Same, those who want to sing have to put at least a bit of effort.
whos stram will the collab be on.shark right.
>>27509902AHHHHHHH!
why is ogey rrat here when pekora is not a hololive global vtuber
>>27509905
>>27509722She's been watching friends and suddenly the chick decides to collab with the duck?Was the game rigged from the start?
>>27509910>the first thing that comes to mind if you ask someone about hololive is pekora or korone not fucking sora roflNot among JP. That would be Fubuki.Now its beginning to be Korone, Pekora and increasingly Coco.
>>27509897>never cringed this hard beforeImagine admitting you are this much of a newfag
>>27509838>I can't share her videos with my family anymore eitherYou're a normalfag.
>>27509915>>27509919>>27509930OGEY OGEY RATT OGEY MOM LOOK IM UPLOADING TO 9GAG
>>27509877HER is the type of girl who would fuck you, know you're in love with her and be gone by the time you wake up.
>>27509931She's only doing that so others can make clips.It's a marketing strategy and she won't be able to keep it up, she'll get tired of it.
>>27509940Shark left
>>27509902Add (X) I'm tired
>>27509883>she's pulling 67k on freaking FE3H one of the most popular modern jrpgs>I expect her to do great numbers on a cult classic like Persona 5HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why aren't you a talented superstar, anon?https://youtu.be/oDNcL1VP3rY
>>27509910I'm a tourist myself, but holy fuck, you're a tourist. First face that comes to mind for me when I think of hololive is suisei. What now?Go watch some "anitubers" or whatever.
>>27509901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6gTedM6HQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1021
>>27509905Please understand they're ledit tourists who missed their plane back to leditland.
>>27509838wait a minute...
>>27509902fucking lmao, I literally just got to that part of the vod when I saw this
>>27509945Amelia, what are you on about?
>>27509451I thought Superliminal had a cool idea
>>27509883ogey
>>27509902oh i am laffin
>>27509929With full body involvement.
>>27509838You're beyond a concernfag fren, you're just a faggot.
https://streamable.com/kbr2ij
>>27509803Isn't Sora a meme at this? Lot of respect, but ultimate Coco, Fubuki, Rushia and Korone are the moneymakers
>>27509945whatever you say Watson
>>27509955i dont understand what you just said
bros I just want a moth holo...
>>27509877The fact that EN wasn’t a complete fucking dumpster fire is a miracle. Shitposting aside, they’ve surpassed the expectations of pretty much anyone who browsed here prior to the EN debut.
>>27509962It HAS to be bait.
>>27509942Because the world is hershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQrKpn8Fag
>>27509905>>27509905>>27509905
>>27509985>that faceFucking abominable. Bad fanart should be a crime.
Was funny seeing the transition from forced JP meme suffering screams for show to actual unfiltered german suffering and shame past the 40 min mark.
Anyone else kind of sad this collab will be the last one of the 5?
>>27509985Cute autist
>>27509943no other reason why she would want to collab with the most approachable and outgoing HoloJP
>>27509998TIMELOOP MOTH RAPE!
>>27509795She only did a membership stream yesterday. I assume all of her members are already subscribed.15k seems to be her baseline for when she doesn't stream, and it goes up by 5~7k when she does stream. The 2k extra here is residual subs from people new watching yesterday's minecraft stream.
>>27509985Does anyone have the full membership stream?
when the fuck is the collab tonight?
>>27509998moths are gross and just fly into fires and die
>>27509318Go back
>>27509248I'm half tempted to go watch the entire Minecraft collab, timestamp every questionable noise she makes, post it here and hope for another deadbeat to make a hot compilation like they did for the DOOM stream.I think I'm slowly becoming a schizo or a gosling at this rate someone help me
>>27509929Its an elaborate plan to detour anoying waifu fags. And i dont mind it.I think i saw some sc from some dude called vgamer i think trying ti get chicken to say she loves him. Also he donated in Mori's mindcraft stream saying to tell chicken he donated to her
I wonder if Kiara ever played Baten Kaitos
>>27510034Gura god fucking damn it do your fucking schedule reps
>>27510034Minecraft
>>27509998Thanks for reminding me I busted one to a fucking titty bug
I hope they still do weekly collabs between the 5 of them after this, they were really starting to get more comfortable with each other too.
>>27510014They can collab again >>27510014if they want, you think they don't want to work with each other or something?
https://youtu.be/UTHothTE9NA?t=3378
>>27509955That's Amelia.... the destroyer of hearts..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8
>>27509989Thats why she is just the face. "Top of Hololive" is Coco and Rushia right now, because they have by far the largest revenue.For all the excitement we have for EN having any success at all, people seem to forget this is a business and subscriptions don't make money.None of the HoloEN girls is even in the same league as JPs "Top" right now.
>>27510031just wait for the archive bro :)
>>27510001Best case scenario that I could imagine in my head was failed Funimation C-tier voice actors and hope that the cute L2D would hypercarry them to modest ID levels of success. Pleased I was wrong.
Bros my date is so cute what the fuck do I doWhat food should I order?
>>27509998HoloBugs SOON
>>27509929don't tell the jannies I posted this
>>27510018I'm sure there's many reasons that birds of a feather would flock together.
>>27510038don't talk shit about moths nigger
>>27510042Someday we'll have enough material to make a remix out of all of it. She won't acknowledge it exists, but mark my words a dork like her will love the shit out of it.
>>27509998Patrician taste.
>>27510056based
>>27510065I need a coupon that says free freeloader cockblock
>>27510034Rough recollection is about 5 hours from now? Kiara mentioned it was in about 10 hours during her recent mario stream.
>>27510014I'm pretty sure they will do collabs again even if they aren't forced to anymore.
>>27509803>>27509857>>27509898Why was /hlg/ so obsessed with a split when they end up posting here anyway?
>>27509949ogey
>>27509950Making your fanbase out of anons is fun to shitpost online (I will do that too), but a terrible decision as a public figure.>>27509973what?
>>27509998Na, she will fly near Kiara and then fucking die
>>27510014They're going to do more, its just not gonna be a weekly thing
>>27509368Godspeed chumbros, you're alright
>>27510007Sugoi
>>27509985My heart.
>Amelia got cold feet during ASMRShe should just take up Ui mama's angle, one moment she can be wife as fuck and the next moment tell anyone creeping on her to eat shit and die
>>27510078Disgusting
I haven't watched much of any of the chuubas lately... Has Kiara spoken much German?
>>27510092I remember the same thing happening when the first split happened and Hololive got it's thread.Shitposters get lonely.
>>27510077Don't we already have a CN branch though?
>>27510043That dudes fucking weird, check out his twitter.
>>27510063maybe once every few months.
>>27510092>Why was /hlg/ so obsessed with a split when they end up posting here anyway?Did you expect only complete tourists and newfags to be interested in HoloEN?
>>27510092There are always some perpetually asshurt losers who come here to post about JP.
>>27509054More like Cover would be nobody without their talents. >>27509895Fuck off shill, everything I posted is true, not narrative. Mel was literally being harassed by her manager and Cover was like WAKARIMASEN LOL until she actually lawyered up.
>>27510118quite a bit on the mario kart stream
>>27510083What kind of accent would she have? What if she was chinese-viet-american?
>>27509785We just got to stake out all the acai bowl outlets in the USA and look for a midget cowboy.
>>27509929>both are chicks so how would they even have sexMori learned her yubi technique from WikiHow.
>>27510078that's pretty hot I guess girls can love girls
>>27510121FUCK YOU TAIWAN DOG
>>27510092Globalfags and holofags both shit up virtual general. The cross contamination is real. We need to build the wall.
>>27509601Gura's definitely American but sounds really midwestern. Like Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, that area.
>>27509998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVUg0tj-eIHere is your Gen2 my friend.
>>27509998>>27510019>>27510055>>27510121>>27510077>>27510083>>27510099>>27510038>>27510134>>27510038>>27510080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVUg0tj-eI
>>27510042>goslingWHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
>>27509939When will we send are recordings
>>27509998You want to fuck this?
>>27510083She is beautiful and I have nut' to the doujinshi series in question, but it still doesn't makes sense for her, a moth girl, to have such FUCKING ENORMOUS BOOBS. Not that I'd complain though.
>>27509704go back to twitch
>>27510126they are coming here only to bash the EN girls. those are antis
>>27510118ICH KANN DIESES ARSCHGESICHT VON MARIO NICHT MEHR SEHEN
>>27510001>>27510072I thought there would be at least one that pissed everyone off, but they somehow managed to make sure all 5 were great.
>>27510078ˡᵒᵒᵈ
>>27510145Cute bug
Reminder that gura microwaves tea in plastic cups
>>27510155hell yeah
>>27509985my god, she is so cute i can't take it.
>>27510126I think the point is, why are they posting about JP in the Global thread? Ricardo died for this.
>>27509737I don't think her contract let her do that, that would be pretty sloppy
>>27510171shark brain can dodge
I need holoen MADs NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf8HY0d9NSY
>>275100145-person collabs don't happen that frequently for a reason. It's just too chaotic, even if everyone gets along.
>>27510115Imagine how many more memberships she'd get for a members only stream where she just roasts everyone for an hour.
>they didn't know Gura has a boyfriendwell theyre in a long distance relationship so i guess you dont have to worry about them having sex on a regular basis at least
>>27510115I'm trying, Ui mama. I'm trying.
>>27510137>Mori learned her yubi technique from WikiHow.that sounds horrifying given how well it taught her the recorder
>>27510171What the fuck
Big ol dorking smile on a big ol dorky detective!
>>27510042Don't gosling for your bro, thats gay
>>27510074Don’t spill your spaghetti. That puts you on the bad end route
>>27510145Cute design, but I can't stand those shitty memes
Haven’t been here for a few days. Did all the schizos and sea monkeys leave?
>>27509939I've never been a part of any board/general sing along collab videos but for Gura, I will definitely take part of this.
>>27510145neat
I'm so hyped for Mori's live concert.Have this completely unrelated song from an unrelated artist I coincidentally stumbled upon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFFQYY0UoFU
>>27510155
>>27510145No one gives about fuck no brand tuber. No Holo No Buy
>>27509054And cover wouldn't be shit without the girls, and they still suck as a company on so many levels
I'm going to marry Iofi one day and have 3 kids together!
So was Kiara's recent mario stream bad? Seems like people here were saying she went a bit too unhinged
He gets to fuck this shark every single day. Us? Stuck to a 2D model.https://twitter.com/idy_mdl/status/1312890242043719680
>>27509803Don't try so hard to fit in. If anyone is the face of Hololive, it's Suisei, she's the one doing all the radio shows, presentations, collabs, and festivals. Sora is a nobody that the girls praise for the sake of kayfabe.
>>27509774Probably somewhere in Texas if you trust her timezone leak in Minecraft, but it's highly likely she's fucking with people.
>Join Minecraft server>No one says anythingKino
>>27510171if she weren't brain damaged by microwaving plastic she wouldn't be nearly as cute
>>27510078MOOOOODS
>>27510115does that read musume san o kudasai? Isn't that "please be my daughter"?
>>27510158I'm not seeing any bashing?Just seems like a info dump.
>>27509836I'd enjoy it
>>27510118She gave birth. On screen.
>>27510144>>27510145This girl is crazy, reminds me of Amelia's previous life. Also I'd rather learn more about that gas mask vtuber.
>>27510171My daughter does what
>>27510171NOTHING WRONG WITH MICROWAVING WATER TO MAKE TEA
>>27510208https://streamable.com/thwjfw
>That moment when the V-tuber starts astral projecting and you watch their soul leave their bodyhttps://youtu.be/6VBQyNHxlR8?t=1310
>>27510171RIP Gura, will probably die in her 40s
>>27510115ui mama is irrelevant in the vtuber world. that's why she's allowed to do that. ame already has more subs than 50% of the veteran hololive girls
>>27510208Nope, it was pretty fun sufferkino. Ignore the concerfags.
>>27510182The old ladies on the top kinda look like wojacks
>>27510122I just checked it out. This dude is giving off Perfect Blue vibes.
>>27510171DO SHARKS REALLY?
>>27510187ogey
>>27510145>>27510144Cute, she even play with the character theme
>>27510226Chuubas grow up so fast...
>>27510232>plastic cupanon your reading reps...
I speak English to KFP,Japanese to my wifeand German to Italians.
>>27510232But she's microwaving the teabag with the water.
>>27508873sniff, i mean my gott, who is gawr gura but the pure incarnation of eros in the lacanian sense?
>>27509929Both are futa
>>27510171There's nothing wrong with microwaving water for tea, I used to do that. Steeping tea with boiling water from the stove is just more effective and efficient so I started doing that a long time ago.
*looks at gura*ho!you're approaching me?
>>27510207You're into black girls, huh?
>>27510249Why are chickenfags like this
>>27510152You can take the time you need to make a good recording, I will post a reminder at around this same time tomorrow but ideally I'd like to be able to mix something on the next Saturday so I'd say during next week, whenever your recording is ready.
>>27510208It was so so. First third was pretty shitty. Soon it became actually frustrating for her and before you know she is genociding Italians. Also looong closeups on her feet, armpits and eyes. A bit of german thrown in and some chill smalltalk. All in all it was pretty good, but 'unprofessional'
>>27510253>an indie who can actually kayfabeYup, I'm thinking she's Gen 2.
>>27510171my sister does this too
>>27510171>gura makes tea in the microwaves>ame makes a microwave impressionthere has to be a sex joke in there. someone please
>>27510151>>27510193Honestly whats worse, a schizo or a gosling? Or are they the same?
So i found that a old god waifu Vtuber exist
>>27510212Sora literally carried HoloLive for most of its existence. Suisei does a lot of "idol work" but Fubuki is the entry to HoloLive to most of the JP fans that are now following.
>>27510201>completely unrelated song from an unrelated artistGoddammit, you got me.
>>27509601she sounds both first gen korean and second gen chink to me, at the same time. also irish and occasionally new york accent
>>27510267>>27510265Well yeah that's weird but microwaving just the water in a ceramic cup is fine!
>>27510273> who?> jojoshit
>>27510274Colonization is a top tier fetish.
>>27510208Depends on what you are looking for. She got really frustrated and unhinged because of the many times she died. It was entertaining to watch if you are looking for that.But the chat will keep pushing her further and further in this direction. Let's see what happens I guess.
>>27510277Cute image.Would fuck that cunny
>>27509385When you really think about it, this vehicle must be terribly uncomfortable for anyone taller than 5'2". It's a genuine clown car, and Polka's nowhere to be found.
>>27510233This is great, fuck haters. I'm a little worried it might be too much for timid JPs, maybe she'll get reprimanded? I hope not though.
>>27510223Probably "[give] me a daughter"
>>27510249When a tweet has (1/X) in it, you know it's definitely going to be worth reading and not a colossal waste of time written by an unhinged lunatic.
>>27508840I want to hug Kiara and tell her that everyone loves her and that she has nothing to feel ashamed about.
>>27510210Oh this is the guy who turns the art into Live2D models for Hololive?
>>27510287Gosling to some is a schizo to others
I feel like a few weeks from now, only Kiara and Gura will still be into minecraft. Amelia is too much of an ADHD gremlin to stick with it and I'm not sure Mori will retain interest either. Ina is a wildcard.Hopefully holostars EN are allowed to share the server.
>>27510171At least she's not using meta, it should be alright as long as it's flexible and transparent.
>>27510249>https://streamable.com/thwjfwJesus fuck
>>27510299>who?Anonchama, your hololive reps...
>>27510171Do Americans really?
>>27510287Some goslings are schizo doxposters, some are just old tfwnogf posters that have still not gotten a gf 10 years later
>>27510290Someone asked for the face of Hololive, normally you think of the current face. Like how Lebron is the current face of the Lakers, Kobe did a lot but he's retired and dead now.
>>27510201I she sings something by Perkele Polyhedron I'm gonna freak.
>>27510308I don't think I just stare at the tits and thighs...
>>27510014Why wouldn't they do more full collabs?
What the fuck, we fucking bugs now?Dead hours never dissapoint
>>27510171How is Gura simultaneously both a genius and a dummy?
>>27510313that makes more sense
>>27510328Don't think that's Mio
>>27510232Du americans reallly?
>>27509601She is everyone, yet no-one.
>>27510330*Atlanteans
>>27510249waifufagging too hard, good thing Kiara shot him down
>>27510323Ina will reveal she has been playing on the server constantly while rolling gacha and has already built R'lyeh in its entirety
>>27510323>Ina is a wildcard.It'll get her creative juices flowing and she'll become completely addicted for a while.
>>27510326cringe
>>27510323Mori seems to be really interested
>>27510345Anonchama, your hololive reps...
>>27510144>>27510145Seems okay as long as she doesn't hit me with those high pitch voices too often
>>27510311She literally said she was going to kill herself on stream, this shit is against youtube TOS.Also she called Mario an assface in German, lmao
>>27510208It was kino, ignore any concernfags
>>27510337they would if they want to, it's just not gonna be a weekly thing anymore
>>27510266Your wife's japanese is so so.
>>27510314He seems actually autistic, i just hope he doesnt pester her to much
>>27510330If shark does it we start doing it
>>27510171
>>27510273El Raposa Negra (Ultra Instinct)
>>27510334>Someone asked for the face of Hololive, normally you think of the current face.Which is probably why he said Fubuki who is the current face of Hololive. Others are replacing her now (probably Korone foremost).
WE NEED A SHARP TOOTHED DEMON SHEEP GIRL FOR HOLOEN!
>>27510249This is the type of person that will stalk you irl
>>27510368>this is your average chicken fan
Loli Calli>Loli Calli
>>27510358Kurokami Fubuki?
Ina is Yui
OI BAZZAS WHY THE FOK IS NOTHIN' ON THE TELE TODAY?
>>27509930Is it strange that I'm becoming more and more attached to Mori's roommate's OC? The design has a certain appeal to it that I'm fond of.
>>27510323Kiara got additcted to the game and Mori is enjoying a lot too, to the point of declaring that they will be doing weekly collabs without even asking Kiara about it.
>>27510171There's nothing wrong with microwaving water unless it's like super pure filtered water, in which case you risk super heating it and it can "explode" when you add something.There's nothing wrong with microwaving plastic as any food safe plastic that you would find in your kitchen is also going to be microwave safe. It's not the 60s anymore.
Why do you fucks numberfag so much? Isn't it better to have low numbers for a more intimate experience with your oshi?
>>27510375But Watame can't speak english
>>27510265Depends on the type of plastic. Food-grade polypropylene would be fine.>>27510267That's fine, almost all of the microwave energy is being absorbed by the water.
>>27510387wtf I love Mori now
What's the cure to procrastination?
>>27510358Then who is it
Collab announcement... onegai...
>>27510207love low fidelity
>>27510387UUUOOOOHH
>>27510330What makes you think HER is american?
>>27510385Fubuki is a cat, not a fox.
>>27510408Turning off or blocking all distractions
>>27510001I went in expecting to hate all of them and for EN to be Cover's greatest misstep. I'm now subscribed to all of their channels with a membership for my oshi.
>>27510171Eh it's fine because she's a girl and the psuedo estrogen that produces won't effect her as negatively as it would a guy.
>>27510388ME DAUGHTHA AND HER FRIENDS ARE 'AVIN A SLEEPOVER LATAH
>>27510393>Why do you fucks numberfag so much?Its all the chumbugs came here for.
>>27510387Need one of her dragging a her too-heavy scythe behind her, the blade leaving a large gash in the ground while she follows death-sensei
>>27510408Cum in the cun
>>27510340you have to be pretty smart to act that stupid.
>>27510287Both are bad if they go too hardThey all go too hard eventually
>>27510395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Be8fdmLj2s
>>27510408not being a weak-willed FAGGOTDO YOUR REPS RIGHT NOW, NIGGER
>>27510376He said Sora followed by Fubuki. Sora's not the face nor has she been for a while.
>>27510368So it's only a matter of time for Chris-chan level autist gets attached to a holo and brings about an absolute autistshit storm into the world of vchuubas?
>>27510393Being a numberfag is stupid, but it's also not really ideal to go for the lowest viewed holo because you're still competing with thousands.Literally just go find some indie with fewer than 100 viewers and you'll get your intimate experience.
>>27510273>I can't beat the reddit out of you without getting closer
Holomyth your stream scheduling reps...
>>27510368Hm, the art and what the writes just makes him look like he's really young or just genuinely autistic.
>>27510323>>27510353Amelia said playing it alone sounds meh but she already asked Ina if she wants to collab and play it together since playing it with her sounded fun
>>27510415she leaked her timezone already, watch the streams newfag
>>27510249Holy fuck can one of our schizos recommend him a psychiatrist
>>27510415her accent is very obviously american.
>>27510160GEH WEG DEUTSCHER MANN
Collab should be really fun tonight
>>27510393Yes. If I was selfish I'd prefer she had her old viewer count but I understand that this means a lot to her and she's making more money now so this is good.
>>27510340autism
>>27510415It's literally the one thing we know though. Her minecraft screenshot was American timezone.
>>27510223>>27510313It's obviously referring to Subaru.Ui is her artist AKA "mom".
>>275104274chan in a nutshell
>>27510367sousousou dayo
>>27510287if i have to choose, goslings over schizos any fucking day
>>27510393Oh boy, /vyt/ is here, ready to cling to a girl and then drop her and wish for the ruination of her career as soon as her chat has to enable slow mode.
>>27510393I am here to support them and see them grow. Their success makes me feel good.I am not mentally ill and trying to date a png.
>>27510323Mori declared weekly minecraft colabs with Kiara without even asking her first so I think shes in.
>>27510408Either dead, or more procrastination.
>>27510408I'll tell you tomorrow
>>27510408bullet in head
>>27510390I feel you mang. Im really into demon girls, so her past life's OC really resonates with me
>>27510368Why are people talking so much about him every thread, though? He's either a kid or an actual autist, but it's pretty boring stuff.
>>27510408consistency through setting up a schedule or routine for yourself and sticking to it
>>27510368T-this is just a very elaborate falseflag or a highly committed troll, right? Surely people like this don't exist...?
Meta question here so forgive me, but how would you guys feel if for some reason an image cap raise was considered not doable but there was a proposition to lower the auto-archive cap to 1500 instead to better-match the image:posts ratio?Good/bad?
>>27510143does she say soda or pop?
>>27510456Being American means nothing when the country's a multi-cultural multi-ethnic cesspool. She could be literally any ethnicity at this point, while it would've been a lot more telling 50 years ago.
>>27510459Except that if you keep pretending to be retarded for the sake of it, soon you'll find yourself surrounded by unironic retards who think they're in g- Oh wait, you're right.
>>27510501She's Taiwanese
>>27510208It started off frustating, then the frustration took a kind of palpable form. The bird wore it in the empty space where her hats once resided and the weight relentlessly pressed on her. She broke, but did not fall apart and like the art of Kintsugi she repaired the cracks in her psyche with molten anguish.So your typical Kiara viewing experience.
>>27510485?Autists and children exist, Anon. I don't see what's so interesting about the guy, though.
>>27510445>>27510447>>27510456You think someone as careful as HER would leak her nationality, she's just working you with a simple clock trick.
>>27510484>sticking to it>did stream 2 hours earlier than scheduled
>>27510408Literally no cure, if you don't have the willpower to do shit then there's nothing you can do
>>27510487My thoughts are that I really want to fuck Polka while her hair spinners are rolling at full speed.
>>27510388KEEP IT DOWN YA COONT, ME DAUGHTAWOIF IS PREPPIN FER HER MOINCRAF' STREAM WIF HER FRENS
>>27510393I would like some quality control in the chat sure but wishing for her to remain obscure as fuck would be selfish if anything i want her to shine the brightest
>>27510469This is the optimal viewing strategy. What kind of cuck wants to spend 10 hours straight being ignored by their waifu?
>>27510392>he thinks
>>27509998There is a moth vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVUg0tj-eI>"adorable screaming moth girl"
Hey numberfags, you should make an image showing how the other 4 ENs are doing compared to everyone elseObviously gura is skyrocketing but I wanna see how the others are standing too
>>27510485You know that feeling you get from this guy? That's how normal people feel about you.
>>27510408close your browserdo whatever you want to do right nowalso what this anon said >>27510484
>>27510171How fucking hard can it possibly be to use an electric kettle?
>>27510511But is she from east Taiwan, South Taiwan or mainland Taiwan?
>>27510501she's vietnamese
>>27508812Gura watch-along when
>>27510531go to the website and check it yourself
>>27510511>Taiwanese>For CocoYou know what if that leaked i'd have to sub don't make me like Gura
>>27510531Please don't bully chicken any harder.
>>27510226How does that relate to speaking German?
>>27510531all five are doing great. we should be happy for them.
Someone should play Subnautica. The game would fit more with Ina or Gura, but since Ame doesn't even play good videogames she should play it.I suppose Kiara would love it too.
>>27510487Sure, whatever.
>>27510408Anger works well for me
>>27510299You know how everyone has that one black FRIEND?She is ours.
Reskinned Obliterate and shifted the mana cost.
>>27510249This guy is the reason doxxfags should be shot down.
>>27510501doxniggers get out
>>27510487Good 1500-2000 is basically all survey posts
>>27510275When she had planned on using the aggressive /u/-bait angle as a shield from crazy idolfags and instead went all in on whiteknights, she clearly did not account for the fact that the whitest of whiteknights can be horrifying in their own right.>>27510451Has it really been confirmed to be Minecraft? Seems like it'd be weird gen-collab to end on unless they specifically have a goal for the five of them to accomplish together like an RTA or resource-finding competition.
>>27510530Is there seriously a fucking 4th vtuber called "luna"?
>>27510563Gura already said she might in the future.
>>27509000Next time add which version it's on
>>27510470based
>>27509000is there some sort of issue?
>>27510560The screams where German
>>27509170I feel bad thinking this way since I love Huke but she really got screwed over by her design. The sword and shield look so fucking dumb.My personal narrative is that Mori and Kiara were supposed to be mortal enemies: Kiara is the typical jrpg MC who never dies and Mori is her final boss since she's death. However they scrapped it last minute and decided to go with the KFP angle instead which is why her hats feel so tacked on.
>>27510501>the country's a multi-cultural multi-ethnic cesspoolThe only ethnicity in America is FREEDOM
>>27510563Gura subnautical will be peak comfy
>>27510487sounds sexy and based
>>27510584No she is Yuni
>>27510541>projecting this hardNot everyone is a loser like you, anonchama.
>>27510548That requires owning an electric kettle.
Has there ever been a member of hololive who's generated more narratives in a single month?In the history of the v-tuber group?
>>27510420It's worse for women because their endocrine systems produce it and their other bodily systems expect it. Introducing it can disrupt receptors and such. For men it's mostly ignored by the body.
>>27510501She's Filipin
>>27510563Yeah it would really fit gura's underwater + horror themes.
>>27510511would that explain the taiwan building picture in her thumbnail?
>>27510408Closure of this tab
>>27510531>you should make anNo.Pay me if you want me to do shit for you, faggot
>>27510487Good luck getting Hiromoot on board with that one.
>>27510487Sounds good to me
>>27510519The spirit of a go gettem gremlin
>>27510487I don't know. Would have to get used to it.
>>27510596Not if these last few months of rioting and insurrection are anything to go by. Gotta do your current events reps if you're gonna play dox detective.
>>275104872hu holocaust... even more times per day!sounds good to me
Who the fuck has a "Bread shelf" and a "rice shelf"?
>>27509000If this is your passion project hopefully it works but /hlg/ already tried this and it didn't last long
If the collaboration is cancelled then why do all the channels still have pinned Tweets announcing a collab on 10 October?
>>27510487that sounds fine
>>27510525what sort of faggot watches to get their gay ass comments read out on stream once every 10 minutes?
>>27510632me
>>27510640Who said it was canceled?
>>27510611She's flippin' alright. Flippin' fat stacks of cash dohohohoho. 240 until the island kneels.
>>27510199Me too but I lurked those threads sometimes. Rather than a board sing along I'd rather just call it anon sings for gura. I wanted to really just do something to show Gura that she is loved a lot so it won't be exactly the same as the other projects. Motivating her and helping her get over her insecurities, that's the objective.
>>27510609nothing come close to hitomi with her prostitution scandal and the other thing that cant be mentioned. all in the span of 2 weeks
>>27510548It's difficult when your electric kettle is a pedophile
>>27510625>Gain control of a target creatureaccurate
>>27510640Who said it's cancelled? Shark is just being lazy in scheduling it
>>27509120I thought he was speaking about Ina, since she was quite well known as an artist and already made a living from it
>>27510601It says "Yuni Luna" right there in the title.
>>27510408Try doing the things you're trying to do in small parts at first. So if it was exercise, for instance, just do half of what you were thinking about doing. Then add on to it over time.
>>27510632>sister found the cum shelf
>>27510632Gura lives in a supermarket.
>>27510625>Suspend 3Kek Nice touch
>>27510573Remind me again why she and Edelgard weren't compatible?
>>27510609wow calli has a really long finger.
>>27510589Yeah. It's called the server fucking died again. I'm fucking with an option real quickly. It should be back up soon.
>>27510625I like the non serious one better.
Teamates, what game do you think Amelia should play? I actually enjoyed the earlier Valorant and CSGO streams, but Apex is pretty shit.
>>27510632Sounds pretty standard for a pantry?
>>27510487Gonna end the speculation with some facts:Will not happen due to horshimoot not liking v-tubers, and not liking this website in the first place
>>27510584If you want to count Roa based on the "tsuki" on her last name, that's 5, madafaka.
>>27510647A lesser faggot than someone who watches another person play video games for 2 hours instead of doing their daily nihongo reps.
>>27509687Been like that since the start, tho at first all videos were just full english comments saying "how the turntable" jokes over and over and over
>>27510632Any shelf you put bread on becomes the bread shelf.
>>27510548we don't drink very much tea. i use a kettle for coffee but it's just a normal one that i put on the stove, which is easier and faster.
>>27510673>>27510669hehe
>>27510673That sounds nice
>>27510524It's selfish of me but I wouldn't want my favourite to go full suisei and be flooded with music production, radio and other sponsorship deals with barely any time to stream.
>>27510640Who said it was cancelled?
>>27510531>Shark is exploding>Reaper passed Shion today>Amelia passes Mio next week>Tako breaks the Gen 5 ceiling next week>Chicken passes Lamy next weekYou're welcome for the spoonfed meal
>>27510686If Hiroshima doesn't like v-tubers, then why did he have a contest for designing one?
>>27510501Nationality and country of residence are much more important for getting a general picture of her than her ethnicity.
>>27510632gura drawing out all the retards who just eat frozen food and takeout lol
>>27510632They could be small shelves
>>27510682Lmao. Flavorful, correct syntax and sorta balanced. I like it.
Gura...your frame reps...
>>27510695>doing their daily nihongo reps.AHAHAHAHAHA shouldn't you be larping and trying to fuck your dog over in /hlg/
>>27510684anything but the twitch gremlin ones
>>27510681I appreciate you, anon.
>>27510632The kind of rich Midwestern Asian who vs kitchen is big enough to run track and field laps around.
>that part when Gura was mining and sang along with the music
>>27510632....... I have
Why are chumbuds allergic to criticism? Her singing really wasn't all that impressive and neither is HER memelording bants you retards keep spouting.I just finished sitting through her minecraft stream and yeah I was decent background noise had some cute moments however not everything she does is keikaku shimpchama, especially when she's forcing those shit shark memes. But yes keep numberfagging about her powerlevel is why she's succeeding so much and not because not entirely holoEN was the acclamation of holoJP and Cover laying the foundation for a global audience.
>>27509836Use this instead. There are probably enough voice clips to redub it by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnj2D0Eukhw
>>27510632She's a spic and her family owns some kind of convini store. It¿s the only explanation that solves all questions.
>>27510501She's cute
how did i get to this point in life .
>>27510483Real awnserThis is the first "community" ive been a part of where there a bucha weirdos like that. Its kinda weird desu, like watching perfect blue and being like "wow what a freak, how could someone be obsessed over an idol" and the same time im also becoming obsessed, but not to that extent. Its like seeing a deeper pit in the abyss
>>27510728ogey
>Shark still hasn't put up the collab reservation yetEither the shark is really that lazy or she didn't pay any attention when everyone else did it. I know it's likely gonna be in 5 and a half hours but I'd really like the confirmation in order to be sure.
>>27510681thanks for trying to make this work.Also am I the only one speaking in game? I feel like im losing my mind
>>27510632I have a specific cabinet I always stuff the bread in and i'm poor as fuck. It's not that out there
>>27510728ogeyyyyyyyyy
>>27510717> sort of balanced.HELL NO.Two turns and she's transformedBut I like it nonetheless
>>27510724Her computer lags running Muse Dash and according to Ame has a worse GPU than a 1060
>>27510682I'm waiting for the gosling tokens
>>27510732She lives by her self though.
Why are the ENs not welcome on the holoJP server but the IDs are?
>>275104871500 would be good
>>27510728cool story tomodachi
Guesses on which girl is fucking everyone up on deciding when to go live?
>>27510717Thanks I tried. I haven't played Magic since Alara, but I try to base all the cards and abilities off existing cards. For the joke ones like these though, the flavor matters more, so that's what I was going for.
>>27510632I have a bread box here in Germany.I wonder if you guys in the US have this.
>>27510669This reminded me of the anon who fapped to tiles and got caught by her sister. Godspeed wherever you are, you glorious tile anon.
>>27510728meds or ropes, choose one anon
>>27510632Pretty much anything bigger than a breadbox is called a bread shelf where I grew up.
>>27510732is it possible for a latin american person to have a voice that high pitched?it seems that she must be asian because her voice
>>27510408masturbate
>>27510684Stalker
>>27509047chicken guro doujin when
>>27510725The entire MC stream was cute.
>>27510747I ask the same thing every morning.
>>27510712Demographics are destiny. This is why purebred jp holos are more entertaining than western counterparts. Coco was an anomoly boosted by lewd shitposting, but even she's got some Asian in her.And I mean that literally. As in right now, probably. She's gotta do something while on break, after all.
>>27510770ame has overslept once again
>>27510014there's nothing stopping them from doing five person collabs every so often, it's jut more difficult since the group is basically split in half timezone wise, and 5 people tends to be awkward for games. I am still hopeful they might do something like a full 5 person dead by daylight collab, and Mori has talked about running the Hunter pen and paper RPG for the group, which is similar to something Ina had an interest in.
>>27510750she's an adorable slacker, and i am starting to actually enjoy the excitement when she finally posts a schedule or reserves a stream.
>>27510728bait
>>27510768HoloEN is bringing forth a new storm.
>>27510774Burger here, I also have a bread box but it's metallic and kind of cheap looking
>>27510640They're just waiting for Amelia to wake up, it starts then. After sleeping through the last collab they probably know better this time than to announce a specific start time.
>>27510747by breathing
>>27510774People haven't used breadboxes in the US since like the 70s.
>>27510774Foreign conceptOnly person I've ever known with a breadbox is my German stepmother and my grandmother (of German descent)
>>27510531Superchats in September1.Rushia 144k $2.Coco 135k $3.Lamy 82k $4.Pekora 71k $5.Mori 69k $6.Marine 54k $7.Kiara 51k $8.Gura 61k $ (Gura has overtaken Kiara right now with something like 900)9.Aqua 47k $10.Watame 43k $11.Amelia 41k $12.Korone 41k $13.Ina'nis 39k $Sadly we cannot see the memberships reliably, only vaguely estimate on Likes in the streams.
>>27510768They probably are welcome, but I think if they joined the JP server it would count as a collab of sorts if anyone else was online. Not an official one of course, but I think they're supposed to not interact with the JP girls on stream until their non-gen collab ban is over.Also delete that fucking image, it sucks.
>>27510684I think she should play less games
>>27510583>instead went all in on whiteknights, she clearly did not account for the fact that the whitest of whiteknights can be horrifying in their own right.The fuck are you talking about?
>>27510751I haven't seen anyone speak, I haven't tried, not the owner but I am playing
>>27510762its a laptop bro
>>27510768ENs might be allowed after today, once the collab ban is lifted.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a vtuber waifu. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl until graduation so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has a vtuber waifu, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 4.99$ of your life savings simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
So who is the fated person that Gura said is going to sing with her?
>>27510728green with jealousy
>>27510817i cant stand it i seethe so hard reading shit like this
>>27510783She's Cuban. It's why she hates communists so much.
>>27510817>7.Kiara 51k $Supposed to be 61k $
>>27510836Pikamee
>>27510703That still not enough for me to wish her a lukewarm existence but that may just be me
>>27510708Because he's a money-grubber who saw Ai-chan's popularity at its peak and thought he could cash in. He was wrong (again).
>>27510774in the US, bread boxes live on only as a meme for describing the size. we say "is it bigger than a bread box?" and the joke is that the last americans to use bread boxes were our grandparents.
>>27510836Sora
Just three more hours....boy I love EN weekends
>>27510632Milk bag
>>275107689000 kms of ping. its not feasible
>collab day>no collab
>>27510836Noel
>>27510817What does Rushia do to get paypiggies so riled up?
>>27510774Yeah we have those, apparently Gura doesn't use one though. May have been too cheap/poor to get one and just sticks it in the pantry, would be my guess.
>>27510760>destroying 2 artifacts in this turn>Destroy artifact as a tap effect, no hasteThe only way you're destroying two artifacts in two turns without burning one or more cards is if she just stands there and do a block (proc Enrage) then tap to destroy a second artifact. And artifact destruction is niche shit, so you probably need to build a deck with artifacts in it.
>>27510842why?
>>27510783i think she just has a short stature and sounds like that as a result.
>>27510817rich girls...making big money
>>27510836It's going to be me. Wish me luck, chumbuds! I'm nervous but I'm gonna do my best!
>>27510728go back
>>27510793Tags: Guro, Ryona, Birthing, Mind BreakHopefully soon.
>>27509667Hunterfags, I'm gonna post it.
>>27510408Small buildup of routine or brute force.I can usually do brute force, but it's mentally easier to just make it a normal daily thing.
>>27510881Be a loli
>Another 5 am collabIt's over UKbros...
>>27510877>Meanwhile mori and Kiara who live in japan were playing on the EN servers just fine?????????????
>>27510836sora or azki will be my guess.hopefully one they fly her to japan they will also have her record an original and do a 3d debut
>>27510595It may be a reference to her love for RPG and time as part time worker to survive
>>27510836HER
>>27510832SHE said she built a PC back in early 2019
>>27510846show me a single cuban girl with a voice that sounds like thatcuban girls would be like an octave lower
>>27510817We know for sure that Gura has over 5K members because she has 50 emote slots but that's all i have
>>27510886im too far gone my explanation wouldn't mean a thing to you
>>27510817>Lamy that highHahahahaha, get FUCKED jannies.
>>27510817JP...
>>27510905I have fucked up my sleeping so much that i sleep in the dead hours
I LOVE KIARA
>>27510834This pasta is lazy. Just few word changes. It doesn't work.
>>27510881loli and the original gf simulator
>>27509902dude timestamp, it's too good to be contained
>>27510879s-sugoi...
Just dropping a quick reminder here of the face Mori made when Amelia did pop rocks asmr which she held for a few secondshave a great day everybody
>>27510905take a nap and set your phone to alarm when gura goes live
>>27510817>>27510887They only get like 35%, before taxes. Still good but not as much as it seems
>>27510763Good point, I forgot about those.
Amelia WatSONNNN
>>27510684Does she have a PS4?If yes then suggest playing Blacklight Retribution.
>>27510774I just store it in the bag it came in on the counter. Maybe in an additional airtight freezer bag in the fridge if I think it'll be a while before I finish the loaf.
>>27510392>There's nothing wrong with microwaving plastic as any food safe plastic that you would find in your kitchen is also going to be microwave safe.HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27510774Kagge, ich hatte mich den Brotkisten vergessen.Ich habe keine devon gesehen seit ich ein Kind wart. Neuseeländer
>>27510924isn't dead hours right now...are you sleep posting again...
>>27510879Penis onegai
>>27510928I guess Gura knows what she needs to do then.
>>27510882Maybe she only buys those resealable pre-sliced bread packages, I can understand putting that in a shelf.
>>27510548Reminds me of pic related.
>>27510817Based Rushia.
>>27510911>the night terror gura was talking about is actually HER>Amelia was hired not to investigate mythical beings but to help exorcise HER from Gura's bodyDEEPEST LORE
>>27510796>purebred jp holos are more entertainingthen why are you here?
>>27510941Ame has been getting a lot of fan art since she described her swimsuit, it's almost like she did it on purpose...
Chickenbros I can't help but worry about tonight's collab>Kiara keeps her filter off and has a great time>Gura's normie audience freaks out over Kiara and sends her a bunch of hate>Kiara decides to revert back to her shell and stops being a StaceyI know everything will probably be fine but I can't help but worry something is gonna screw over Kiara again.
>>27510681>Type rrat>[Please moderate your language]Bros
>>27510953No
>>27510616That's the most obvious, but there are other more subtle things she's said in past streams that suggest she's from that region of the world.
>>27510881She's a master manipulator. Hololive Games may have the best vidya players, but they don't hold a candle to the ability she has to play with mens hearts.
>>27510747Terrible life decision, a lot of terrible life decisions.
>>27510817imagine making less money than a vtuber
>>27510921Try it, anon. It always helps to get it out of your chest, even if the replies end up being a bunch of faggots spamming oggey.
>>27510609Most narratives, most OC, most antis.It really is /ameg/
>>27510836Suisei would be my guess because she is supposed to be the singing Holo, but other than that it could be anyone really.
>>27510392>he thinks bisphenol S is any safer than bisphenol A
>>27510885I still don't understand how she can squeak like a sneaker and squeal like a piccolo flute. This is IMAGINE level dimensions.
>>27510768Gotta have their own identity first. But I imagine they'll be whitelisted at some point after the ban is over.
>>27510768I'd rather they have their own server, the jp server is a fucking circus at this point and would be no fun to watch when they can just walk up to pekora's tower and get a bunch of materials they need.
>>27510907Oh shit you might be right. I forgot how much she loves rpgs.
>>27510834This was an inevitable post, wasn't it? Needs more work though. Try again later.
>>27510768They will be soon enough
>>27510884Wait a turn,shock(or any damage below three, really) her yourself, tap her, transform. wether artifacts are niche or not depends on meta and format.
>>27510938yeah but the people giving them money are mostly poor people and childrenzoomers already have no money and no jobs, and they are sending their college loan money and autismbucks to rich girls lmaoits peak capitalism
>>27510996gura, schedule onegai
>>27510936that's the problem anon, gura hasn't posted anything yet...
>>27510988yes. i think this is why i find her voice so intoxicating and irresistable.
>>27510877Is this chum?
>>27510961>wa labone apple tee dear friend
>>27510934You know she was thinking 'shit, I should be recording this'.
>>27510996SCHEDULE THE COLLAB GURA
>>27510817So Mori made 20 grand in a month?Honestly not as high as it sounds in the end since you see a chatroom with raining money 24/7...
>>27510834Would have been good if you put more effort into adapting it for /hlgg/. I'll give you a 3/10
>>27509601Shes a fucking Belter
>>27510934"Based."
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5f823427d8800-suisei-and-ina-unravel.php
>>27511012doesnt matter, if you properly set up your youtube app it will ring when she goes live
>>27510961I say wa-la all the timeonce you start its hard to stopI also work for a company with french-speakers who say 'voila' when they fix something, so I say the americanized version :^)
>>27510972rrat
>>27510944It doesn't really come in bags here, only the white supermarket bread.I get mine wrapped in wax paper from the farmers market.
>>27510938Cover also pays a salary
>>27510961You know it bad when the Americans are disappointed of Americans
>>27510898ⁿᵒᵒᵒ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ
>>27510961Thanks for the laugh
>>27510952
>>27510921I'm curious. Is it because of Rushia being manipulative?
>>27510684Why are faggots so butthurt about her playing dumb arena shooters? It’s not like it’s cutting into her other content. She’s playing them on top of a normal schedule. You don’t have to watch everything if you don’t like it.
>>27511020After taxes its probably less than that in superchats. With memberships and add-revenue might be a bit more.Its not a lot, especially considering its upper top as far as holo revenue goes, but its decent.
>>27509368>/jp/ singsPost the vocaroo
>>27510976>Favorite EN>What would they (and you) do if they went full Rushia
>>27510968I think Gura is trying to work her audience into being used to the idea yes she can swear, as there've been a few slip ups already, and no she is not actually a naive little kid she just plays one, and she can in fact be dirty.
>>27510961is it true that american kettles take like five times as long to boil water as european ones because their voltage is cucked for their own safety
>>27510968Chickenfag and concerfag here. She wont go crazy during the collab. Tech errors wont be blamed on her and she has enough experience in minecraft to not drop spaghetti
>>27511034What app is that
>>27510961>saying Wa La to the fucking frenchmanPerfect.
>>27511059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQs
>>27510657Fucking hell
>>27511064i dont even know what you mean.
>>27511033this feels like>Soulessvs.>Soulbut I love them both so they're both soul to me
>>27510961>wa laTruly a master troll.
>>27510921Let us know anon. I'm genuinely curious and typing it out can help you understand how you feel.
>>27511065ogey
>>27511084>what app is the youtube appanonchama...
>>27510968She did fine in her collab with Mori
>>27510938>give company your talents>company takes all of your moneythat's not very based of them
>>27510961What the fuck is wrong with AmericansOn the other hand this basically confirms that Gura is a mutt
>>27511030sharkalowda!
>>27510817Honestly I’m more curious how much they make through YouTube monetization and memberships. Plenty of regular youtubers make a good living without relying on memberships and donations which makes me think it’s a significant number.
>>27511084the youtube app for mobile. enter that, go to gura channel, and set to receive all notifications. then change the notification sound to something that will awake you
>>27511033This made me realize how much better the Live2D is for the ENs, especially against those that haven't been updated in a while like Suisei
>>27510999So you need1.) A burn card2.) One more turn3.) Two artifacts lying aroundIt's only good because it's a 3/3 body for 3 with niche secondary abilities. You REALLY need to combo it with something or rely on an artifact meta for her to actually do anything. It's much better to have her as beatstick that discourages artifacts holders from blocking/attacking.
Chumbuds do you like the shark with or with out hood?
>>27511056That's like everyday though so it's nothing new.
>>27511078Doing that will limit her reach though.
>>27511074Ame.Shead a tear as you realise that the human that was Amelia Watson is now lost, replaced now with a goblin that wears her skin.
>>27511121yes
>>27510968Gura is playing it the proper JP way of slowly slipping dirtier stuff into her streams. EN sort of sped through the process
>>27511103Mori's chat isn't filled with normies though. Mori's self deprecation and jokes about dying/suicide is a good filter.
>>27510968If there's anyone to worry over it's Mori, how will the normalfags handle her cringer reaper shit?
>>27511118bro you wanna fuccin go? huh?you wanna fuccin go right now? grab your decktrying to talk this shit to me in my gamei'll show you a 3/3 body that you'll never forget
>>27511114>Honestly I’m more curious how much they make through YouTube monetization and memberships.I'm wondering that too, but there is no way to get the membership numbers and add-revenue from views differs wildly depending on a bunch of background metrics.
>>27510911I just want to see a HER and Gura collab.
>>27511121Any amount of clothing she removes the better, she is so cute I don't want to hide her
>>27511121i love her in all configurations. can't wait for her new costume(s)
>>27510968why the hell do you people insist on psyching yourself up like this, doesn't it ruin all the fun
>>27511033>suiseithis is supposed to be JP's jewel, eh?
>>27510967It’s almost like she waited until she knew Ina was watching to do it
>>27511078>she is not actually a naive littleShe is 9000+ Anon
>>27510774Kind of. I use a wicker basket for the same purpose.
>>27511121Without, I like seeing her pigtails.
>Ame panders hardest to the waifufags, with ASMR and literal dinner dates>is dead last in terms of revenue compared to the rest of ENUuhh, Goslings? Why aren’t you financially supporting your so-called “soulmate”?
>>27510996UUUUOOOOHHH
Hey just woke up what happened
>>27511081>An "average" kettle in the UK runs at about 2800 W and in the US at about 1500 W; if we assume that both kettles are 100% efficient† than a UK kettle supplying 2800 joules per second will take 127 seconds to boil and a US kettle supplying 1500 J/s will take 237 seconds, more than a minute and a half longer
>>27510387
>>27511115Thanks
>>27511115>then change the notification sound to something that will awake youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJxp_9mWlg
>>27510939You're the best dudeNo homo
>>27511146Oddly enough I think Mori has thick enough skin that it won't bother her no matter how normalfags act.
>>27511132She may not really care that much,She's already achieved a level beyond just self-sustaining success. She isn't necessarily aiming for the top of the youtuber economy or anything.
>collab ban lifts>Kiara basically goes swimming in holoJPs>Gura is subjected to akward collabs of all the holoJPs approaching her for her popularity despite speaking 20 jp words>Mori likes indies and already has 11 literally-who collabs lined up>Ina has artists reaching out to her and Pikamee>Amelia will... continue playing apexAme...
>>27511157No, she's the pride of the CCP
i made some rude memes about gura and now that i like her i feel bad
>>27511065Because they're generally not that interesting to watch gameplay~wise unless someone is either hilariously abysmal or very good. Conversation-wise they also get pretty samey with what you can talk about so the biggest draw starts becoming the time inbetween matches where you get some interesting conversation. So for Ame it will probably be up to her being a toxic gremlin to carry the streams during the gameplay itself in order to entertain.
>iPhone filenameYour really think your post is worth a (You)? Eat shit.
>>27511118Come on now. I didn't want to call you out or something.Amelia would wreck havoc in burn decks. And there are plenty of them in almost all formats. I don't know the current metas, but I'm sure there are plenty of artifacts up and about.
>>27511020she probably earns even less with how much she gets taxed for being a foreigner in japan
>>27511108What's wrong with microwaving water when I need a cup of boiling water? I don't drink tea enough to justify purchasing an electric kettle just for that
>>27511194She has Roberu
I'm going to push Amelia down onto her bed and fuck her mating press style
>>27511033I like both.
>>27511081Yes, it fucked up other NA countries too.
>>27510817God, I'm so proud of our winning boy.
>>27511194Multi-platform collab with Atria.
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE COLLAB?
>>27511208use an ironcast kettle then, you can find ones at second hand stores for a buck.
>>27511169>is dead last in terms of revenue compared to the rest of ENIna is last, actually. Although she actively discourages simping for her.
>>27510387She's got too much a butch, strong voice for me to be able to imagine her as a loli.Amelia on the other hand...
>>27508865yeah, she's got a knack for that
>>27511194Kiara will devolve into a translator roll in all JP EN crossover collabs. Ame will be fine.
bros i am but a pirate where is the amelia date download
>>27511196Anon she posts Taiwan buildings and supports coco so no it’s artia who is the pride of the ccp
>>27511194>continue playing apexMatuli...
Wasn't there supposed to be a HoloEN collab today?
>>27511169turns out being a wife simulator only works well in JP (Rushia/Lamy)Western people like "starving/struggling artist" types more (Mori)
>>27511139I like Ame's approach of saying completely normal things that chat construes as lewd so she can remain "innocent", she uses this to make chat feel guilty so over a period of time she'll be able to say anything but chat will be too guilt ridden to call her out on it
>>27509754>one in a millionWomanlets exist, anon...
>>27511194She will collab with every single HoloStar
>>27511229Why go through the effort if it'll just take up space in my kitchen gathering dust most of the time?
>>27511211I will kneel so hard it'll split my house in two if she actually starts collabing with the homostars
>>27511238Its up on her channel RIGHT NOW, just fucking look instead of asking here next time.
>>27511238more like a butt pirate. begone homosexual
>>27511078Bad narrative, she tries to not swear because youtube shadowbans her for some reason. Ame got her shadowbanned during the collab.
>>27511194Ame will probably collab with the IDs.
>>27511121no hood.
>>27511247Not all womanlets have a loli voice though.
>>27511171This did.https://streamable.com/thwjfw
>>27510834Work on it and it'll hit harder than the original, since you're not supposed to desire your daughter's body anyway.
>>27511157Mama!
whenever INA laughs you can hear her manly hikikomori voice its disgusting
>>27511156>He doesnt want his idol to do well
>>27511074KiaraI'm currently watching it happen in real life.Won't make me simp harder, since I don't look at them as virtual girlfirends, but as entertainers.
>>27511251I use my kettle almost everyday. To each their own I guess.
>>27511056But that's all the time thoughWe're basically three retarded countries in one
It's cute how Mori didn't even really feel the need to ask if Kiara was down for more minecraft streams with her
>>27511194Ame will make HoloID into her personal harem. She already had Moona in her chat
>>27511135You mean the goblin that was Ame being replaced by a human wearing her skin, right?
>>27511232The thing is, Ina alr has a nice paid job as an artist, she even thought this hololive en thingy would just be a side gig for her.
>>27511243GURA ONEGAI
>>27511252why do the fag need to leech to find any success?
>>27511081>because their voltage is cucked for their own safetymuch more historical reasons for US but pretty sure latin america actually did adopt 120V (partially) because 220V scary, there's a whole saying involving it.
>>27511184I think she should tone it down just a bit this one time though
Did anyone else think that the Korean accent you could hear when Ina sang in English was really hot?
>>27511284Kiara's genuine excitement at it being a weekly thing was cute too
>>27511260>Ame actively sabotages Gura out of spiteWeird narrative. I'll take it.
Soon
>>27510864Nap rep?
>>27511169She's not committing to it fully, if you want an actual answer. There isn't that shameless level of bullshit like with Rushia.
>>27511208Nothing's wrong with it as long as you have a proper glass/ceramic container and don't use super pure water.
When is the collab?
>>27511280>real life.I wish, meant real time.
>>27511279I don't have to worry about my oshi doing well because she's not a fucking loser who can't pull in viewers. Thankfully, none of the ENs are.
Concernfags are working tirelessly for their oshis. But whos left to be concerned for the concerfags?
>>27511272didn't know she could go no hat. maybe ill watch her now. those stupid fucking ugly hats...
>>27511240Suisei posts Taiwanese buildings and supports Coco?
>>27511285>>27511264UHHH MOONA...?IT'S BEEN AN HOUR NOW....
>>27511278That's called korean anon, no bully
>>27511081>>27511172Americans really are a unique kind
>>27511272Why is this so hot
>>27511169Kiara and Mori are getting pitybucks. Ame, Ina, and Gura aren't trying to squeeze their viewers.
>>27510817It's pretty insane how much Mori got considering she only had half the month to stream and she didn't get monetized for about a week.
>>27511238It's public on her channel right now ya retard.
>>27511194>Amelia will... continue playing apex
>>27509749>700k subs>arround 4k membersisn't this a little bit on the low side?
>>27510922Wasn't the janitor Gaff just a week or so ago? if these are the september numbers it wouldn't have affected her yet
>>27511194coco / aki when they get back.and she has the ID
>>27511122>>27511283I see
>>27511240how new?
>>27511194kiara is so powerfulshe will rule japannone of the jp holos have the thighs + belly that she has
>>27511284You could tell Kiara also thought it was super cute, from her reaction.
>>27511194Again with people thinking collabs mean fuckall to their success.
>>27511268Okay? And that 'not all' isn't a 'one in a million' either, retard.
>>27511315they always say ogey rratbut no one ever asks, are you ogey, rrat?
>>27511302What does she do anyway? Gimme the sauciest shit she's done.
>>27511301What do internet personas do when they get old?
Why do I have no issue fapping to Hololive NA lewdsbut feel uncomfortable when seeing JP stuff?
>>27511252Why would they? None of the homostars speak eng and one is actively annoyed by itRoberu tries his best but no need to put EVEN MORE english speaking pressure on the guy it already feels like he's forced to pander more than he wants to
>>27511284>I'm hyped for our MC stream next week>Wait a minute Calli you never discussed making this a series with me>Well I just assumed we'd be doing this weekly since I had a lot of funMori...my heart...
>>27510747by being based
>>27511352go back
>>27511334maturi had a hard life...
>>27511320SHOULD WE END IT HERE? *HIC*
>actually warming up to the Mori and Kiara yuri bating fuck I know they wouldn't actually do anything IRL but it's starting to seem really cute
>>27510775https://youtu.be/-RYoGahvvbM
>>27511208I have a kettle and I still prefer using the microwave with my teacup simply because it's faster.Yes I live in Europe.
>>27511194Stop over estimating Shitken she will go to Pekora and be done with it, Gura has already talked to Marine, she will continue to dominate.
>>27511341
>>27510548Electric kettles are rare over here. My parents have one because my mom likes tea but most people don't have any real use for them.
>>27511283Only three?
>>27511326Because we ten seconds from a 'Gentlemen, I like war' speech.
Which country dips chicken nuggets in ketchup and mayo?
>>27511236I think she would think that's disrespectul towards her senpais.
>>27511363explain this picture
According to gatherer, there are only 6 Shark cards in Magic, I took Giant Shark and Voracious Greatshark and combined them. Gura appeared suddenly and she's devouring everything in her path so it seemed to fit.
>>27511278>He thinks I don't like asian girls with deeper voices in general.It only makes me more attracted to them.
>>27511169Because she's not baiting SC correctly. She basically needs to have a 'conversation' with paypigs through SC, kinda like Gura did with her sleep paralysis: open up about some topic, recieve initial SC out of pity, interest or lame meme attempts, respond to SCs immediately to ingrain that you can 'talk' to her that way, more SC keep coming, more conversation.The detective diaries are shit, because they are pre-selected questions with mostly pre-selected answers. And FPS are also shit, because they need constant attention. She needs low-focus games and stop wasting anecdotes for Q&As so she can milk better, easy as that. Kiara does it decently, because she doesn't just read off names but actually responds to the content of SCs.
>>27511344>thinking playing apex contributes to anything but the slow death of your channel
>>27511272christ, did that chat with marine actually reprogram her or something?
>>27511390Sorry, mistyped. I meant 50
>>27511357>HoloNAdumb burger
>>27511369IT'S UP TO YOU! I CAN KEEP GOING *HIC*
>>27510595>The sword and shield look so fucking dumb.I think it fits.>Every other EN has a personal "weapon">Bird can't actually fight for shit like the others though>Asks her papa for weapons just so she can fit in with the rest>Papa shrugs and hands her a toy sword and shield he found at some bootleg toy store>Bird-daughter is satisfied>>27511194There'll probably be a handful of indies that she'll find herself comfortable with. I feel like Ame's probably the one best suited for bringing "honorary" HoloENs to the table.Whether that's a good or bad thing...
>>27511157Would Gura having oversized sleeves have improved her design?
>>27511286You mean, humans were the real monsters all along?That really makes me think.
>>27511400whatever pumps blood into your pp anon
>>27511372You never know. Noel originally took an interest in Flare after so many people started pairing them together.
>>27511297I had a boner the entire stream. She was hyper cute and her nervous wreckness only made her cuter.
>>27510233Holy based as fuck, I think she's still angry how the Italians brought about the end of Austro-Hungarian Empire.
>>27511278deep voices are the best
rrrrrrrrrrrato shimureeta
>>27511372>The moment where Mori casually announced, while literally yawning, that they'd do weekly minecraft collabs from now on and Kiara being like "wait, we didn't even discuss this" and sperging out with happiness, and Mori being like "Oh I guess I forgot, whoopsiedoodle ;)"
>>27511317I doubt she will return to that dessert level in a long while. She doesnt take her hats outside of that.
So will chicken or reaper do a non-shitpostyteaching the jp holos English
>>27511194Amelia/Artia maybe?
>>27511355some keep making content, others retire. same as anything else.
>>27511393Holy shit, didn't expect this reference here, you are too old for this.
>>27511389What do people use them for anyways? My family has one for tea and I occasionally use it for cup ramen as well, but that’s it.
Ame stop the discord sex and let Gura post the collab stream
>>27511336Wejusdon'tknow.gif
>>27511194>Monday - Apex>Tuesday - Apex with Matsuri>Wednesday - Apex with Botan>Thursday - Apex>Friday - Members only _______Apex____>Saturday - Break>Sunday - Guerilla Apex
>>27511202I’m not saying she shouldn’t branch out and try new stuff. It’s great content watching someone find something new that they like. But look, we all know she’s going to keep playing this garbage regardless. It would just be a shame if she stopped streaming it too because people where whining about it.
>>27511432guess ill continue not watching
>>27511411Or just making a distinction between the trinity and takamori
>>27511313You are talking about someone who used to break down for not pulling a good character in a gacha game before holoEN.
>>27511033If you're trying to incite shit, fuck you. Suisei is a goddess.
>>27511211>>27511252>>27511292>>27511359
>>27511418she does have big sleeves. that picture there was drawn by her original character designer
>>27511431>Mori going "whoopsiedoodle" when she walks around Kiara's home naked
>>27511272it's on her genes at this point
>>27511355they get reborn as vtubers...
>>27511359Because it seems like Ame actually likes them, so I'd guess it would be a wonky possibility based on that. The logistics of it are really iffy yeah. Roberu seems to be quite happy pandering to his winning family, even before that whole meme started he seemed to be pretty quick to notice the kaigai nikki in his chat, so I'm guessing he atleast is pretty okay with it.
>>27511332Its not 'that' much when you consider it was their superchat debuts too. But what is pretty crazy is how she already made 22k$ in October sofar.I really hope she will be able to hold these numbers, I'm super proud of our hard working boy.
>>27511454Apex ASMR
>>27511454You forgot date to apex
>>27511278I like Okayu so no i don't find it disgusting
>>27511454just how i like it
>>27511471I never knew her nails was painted
>>27511354https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1312371835204374529/video/1
>>27511355killing yourself
>>27511284Cute Kiara is best Kiara
>>27511471she needs to use the hood more
>>27511434Serious english teacher would be MoriKiara just teaches them to swear in german
>>27511445That's mainly what they're for. Tea and ramen. You can also use it as a makeshift pitcher to fill it up with water and then fill up your coffee machine whenever you make coffee so you don't have to keep getting water in a cup.
>>27511395HERshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JYpbMe8jCo
>>27511354I don't think she's done anything saucy. From what I've seen she has a good jealous gf bit that's kind of addicting if you're into it. The gap moe between that and her usually cute demeanor and cute voice really fucking works.
>she deleted her TwitterUHH, BROS?
>>27511467Graduated with the rest of holostars within the year.
>>27511400Why is monoe the only one with no english in her youtube channels namealso captcha had boats, nice
>>27511359>ywn have a bro to bro talk with Roberu using your broken japanese and your barely functioning Live2D indie modelWhy even live.
>>27511454>Sunday - Guerilla Apex, which gets called off from tard rage but then leads into a guerilla apex of that other guerilla apex
I like Apex
https://streamable.com/wjfp1fWhat did Kiara mean by this?
>>27511519shut up virgin
>>27511472omg...what would their parents say...
>>275113075h
>>27511454I want her to make a schedule like this just to troll people. And then guerrilla really cool stuff.
>>27511401Teamates are happy that Ame doesn't do SC reading though. She can use the time to make content.
>>27511440Are you coming onto me, CrimsonFucker?
>>27511455Oh yeah, I'm not terribly upset about it. There's a certain quality in itself of them streaming something they enjoy doing.
>>27511499I want to give her money now. WTF is this magic???>>27511278
>>27511030Gura is da real bossmeng
>>27511519I'm gonna nakadashi you, bitch.
>>27511519>nakadashikiarakek
>>27511545why did you qupote me
>>27510898>>27511091Holy shit that's embarrassing. Remember when /a/ sings was good?https://youtu.be/XGt1sW6-s48https://youtu.be/VCIKVCHwUvY
>>27511297Yes, I didn't expect her singing in English to sound like that
>>27511194>Gura is subjected to akward collabs of all the holoJPs approaching her for her popularity despite speaking 20 jp wordsDoubt, a lot of the JP girls are beta as fuck and will never ask for a collab first. Gen 2 literally had their first offcollab together the other day and they have been active for 3 years now. Korone doesn't collab with anyone unless Okayu is there. Pekora is shy and you pretty much have to go through Marine to get with her. Plus Gura is scary foreigner so that element will make them even more reluctant.
>>27511500toenails too
>>27511454>Weekend streamsWe wish
>>27511499My heart skipped a beatHOLY SHIT, this is scary, this girl is a witch
We love the silly chicken now, right?
>>27510408Gamify it.Pretend you are a demon inhabiting a human body and you have to guide it and care for it because the thing is so weak and pathetic without your help.
>>27511354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMyDMpurh-o
>>27508900
>>27511278Towa's ikemen voice is hot as hell. I'm into it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_W2wh9g3JY
>>27511539Poorfags don't matter in the end. This is a job.
>>27511532nice
>>27511434That would be max kino, imagine Haachama and Coco in the mix too.
>>27511511Seems like a waste of electricity
>>27511519how long until this account exists?
>>27511514im into nuggets yallill cherish my memories of HER forever
>>27511570Always have loved her.
>>27511194I would hope Mori would collab with her senpais before some irrelevant twitch vtuber.
>>27511570She's been my favourite ever since she started Mario 64. Mostly because I love her accent but she's also funny when she goes full Stacy mode.
>>27511561Because I'm autistic and misclicked
>>27511428This
>>27511566How do you know
>>27511401She grinded Twitch for so long that mindset is stuck. She just needs longer to pull herself out of it and realize this is a different gig.
>>27511602ik frogive you
>>27511157both sing good, both have room for improvement
>>27511399bless you card anon
>>27511586Kiara teaching them german swearwords alongside the Coco and Haachama english lessons.
>>27511333link?
>>27511535That's probably correct. Dammit I wanted to start drinking sooner
>>27511541Sorry no, i don't get this one. I just wanted to subtly respect your seniority without it sounding forced. I watched the I love war speech back when I was a wee lad.
>>27511194>Mori likes indies and already has 11 literally-who collabs lined upIf she actually does this I could see the sub count diving.
>>27508807ha hahaha haha haha Sucker
>>27511567I could see their managers forcing it desu.
>>27511573that ouchi shit looks so bad. Noel's is objectively worse than her live 2d.
>>27511570I love all sides of my chicken, when she's being lovely and cute and when she's being an autistic dirty sailor.
>>27511530Fuck off, Chihiro.
>>27511570When she collabs.
>>27511194>1(one)[single]{uno} apex stream this week>ALL SHE PLAY IS APEX FUCKK. I FUCKING HATE AME AND HER TASTE IN GAMES. I CANT WATCH APEX BECAUSE IT RAPED ME AS A CHILD WAAAAHHHHSomeone got the Ame crying clip handy?
>>27511532I cant tell if she was genuinely mad during this and just let it off with a serious rant
>>27511539She does though? She reads off names, which is even worse content. Only ones not doing the SC ritual are Ina and Gura
>>27511532kek
>>27511573>>27511499Nope. NOOPE. I'm gonna tap out. My brain just on lockdown and told me to abjure the thot. Same way I used to watch Ame til she started doing that girlfriend stuff.
>>27511519I want to nakadashi this chicken
>>27510906Aren't Minecraft servers set to a specific location on a computer?Would be feasible if they got someone from EU to host.
>>27511033Why is Suisei conidered the pride of JP over Sora or AZKi?
>b-b-but Ame doesn't fully commit to the GFERetards, you either fully commit to it or you have some self-respect and don't commit to it. Amelia is being morally dishonest by half-assing it and she deserves the criticisms from both goslings and anti-goslings.
>>27511636Surely it hasn't been that long....
I hope they still do the weekly collabs together after this
>>27511663 Gura in her membership stream said she wanted to do a SC reading stream, and catch up on all of them. All of them.
>>27511660To be fair, that was likely cause she was trying to get ranked up and we'll probably see a lot more next week. But I dunno why people give so much of a fuck either way. Let the pretty ho play what the likes.
>>27511567>He thinks Marine and FBK won't just go for it because they can.
>>27511586coco and Haachama would fuck with her and call out when she swears under her breath.And ask why she smells like cheap wine
>>27511660https://files.catbox.moe/akufrm.oggThe only reason I haven't posted it more often is because I don't like entertaining retards who complain about Ame 24/7.
>>27511637She already said so, this one isn't a narrative
>>27511398Something that happened on the Gura-Ame collab. There are clips of it on youtube.
need to start some false flag email campaign to get EA to revoke the apex permissions for cover. that will be the greatest thing that could happen for so many streamers. imagine if RBC and festival had to actually stream real content instead of apex
>>27511577I’m a sucker for girls with deep voices. It’s a shame she decided to go with the high nasally voice.
>>27511674I'm surprised anyone knows who the fuck azki is.
>>27511033Not to start shit, but damn Suisei is so good.
>>27511532Kek nice
>>27511284mori asks kiara to play mc againyurifags: WOW they are GAY, ship evidence!mori asks gura and ame to play oc2 againyurifags: *cricket noises*
>>27511586>haachameneat>cocono
>>27511663i don't really care if other holos want to keep doing it, but i think SC reading is very boring. now that she has membershrimp and is doing well i will just wait until i have something to say to gura that's worth $100.
>>27511717I'm cute. When will they sell plushies of me?
>>27511640>Mori tries out this GFE experience thing ironically>you start to fall for her>Last minute she pull back>ha hahaha haha haha Sucker
>>27508792haha jp, japanese
>>27511674Sora doesn't enough meme in her for EOPsAZKi is a literal who to all newfags
>>27511674only CCP shills think comet is even 1/10 as talented as AZKi
>>27511712can i fap to it?
>>27511675https://files.catbox.moe/5kq7dq.webm
>>27509374Kiara has been my favorite from the start. Her yuri bit with Calli feels forced although she's sort of toned it down. But now she's pandering to the slobs in chat saying "show your feet, show your neck" and it's like she's just getting doing it in the moment, kind of like Amelia during the end of her ASMR where she obviously felt embarassed afterwards. I just want to see Kiara succeed, but not when every single thing she does or says is flooded by "bottom left" spam because you just know that she's going to follow that with "no I'm not bottom left, who wants to watch me jiggle around for a while while moaning?" I can watch porn for that stuff, I want to watch Hololive to see them have fun and do well, not act like a stripper.Go ahead and call me a fag, I just want to see her happy and listen to her singing.
>>27511713>they switch to Fortnite or some other shitty BR insteadGood going, dumbass. You made it worse.
>>27511637That won't happen, EN doesn't have retard rivalry niji antis. Even if Mori collabed with literal twitch thots you won't see a dent in her sub count or revenue.
>>27511636Watch all of Hellsing, you dumb bitch.
>>27511711Well I hope she spaces it accordingly then. She's on Hololive, not MTV.
>>27509226Based Chicken being like her senpai.Peko loved EB so she's playing it more despite underperforming compared to her Minecraft streams.Plus, Peko's the person eho went through the entirety of XBDE, so Kiara doing the same is quite amiable.
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT. You will be filled with stamina upon viewing this. Have a nice day
>>27511675I don't think she's being dishonest. She's trying to figure out what she wants to do. People are being way too critical of them when they're only just touching the one month mark.
>>27511693Ugh kill me. It makes sense for them, I know, because it's prime bait and paypigs gobble that shit up, but it's just such shit content for everyone
got off work and started the kiara mario 64 stream and im about 35 minutes in. I glanced through the timeline and is she seriously on the desert level the entire time? if shes having issues with that world, why not get her hat and then go to a different one?
>>27511713Ayame...
>>27511382You do realize Kiara has also been actively talking to Marine as well right? Get your facts straight faggot.
>>27511711Do we know whether all of her upcoming collabs are indies? I thought she only confirmed that some of them would be? I assume she has at least one collab lined up with JP branch.
>>27511775she only got 1 star anon
>>27511752those old hags can't compete with zoomers cranking 90 degrees
>>27511740>>you start to fall for herI already have...
>>27511532Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?
Your vote mattershttps://poal.me/gckfea
>>27511768ogey
>>27511740It would backfire and I would love her even more for it, as it usually goes.
>>27511754[spoler]Watch as one of the indies doxxes her by accident.[/spoiler]
>>27511727>he thinks we aren't shipping them all as Mori's haremSis, your goggle reps...
>>27511783What? Its a 2+ hour stream.... How?
>>27511740That's what tomboys do. The solution is rape on the spot.
>>27511775sunk cost fallacy
>>27511752Makes it better. Frees Anons from the brainwashing. Protects their wallets from exploitation. Indeed, this would be the best timeline.
>>27511774You realize it's not meant to be content for poorfags, right? Watch something else.
>>27511218>Mori 69kHeheh...nice.
>>27511395I do that but mayo is bestor sweet n sour
>>27511768https://streamable.com/dtlm4l
i like amelia apex streams. why you dont just watch something else if you dont like??
>>27511570>nowShe appealed my idolfag heart with her first karaoke stream, even before her new mic.
>>27511751fag
>>27511597I honestly want this as an alt personality of Kiara, like Kurokami Fubuki
>>27511335>Gura >less than a month>700k subs>5000+ members (She said she has 50 slots emotes a week ago) >Lamy>2 months>300k subs>5000+ members Lamy wins if subs/memberGura wins if members/day
>>27511685But it has been, Anon. Hellsing is so 20's anime cultureand so is my first anime, Bleach, back when episodes of all that shit were still readily available on youtube.>>27511760Wakatta, Wakatta, Anonne
>>27511033Is it true she's the only holoJP who doesn't have a leaked roommate pic? Because based if true.
>>27511752RBC used to do fortnite streams though
>>27511789It's a guilty pleasure.https://streamable.com/ngcjsl
>>27511774>His oshi's SC readings are boringCan't relate.
>>27511637So what, all the paypigs and members arent going anywhere.
>>27511740Joke's on you, my crush on Devil Cube is bigger than my crush on Mori
>>27511751Homosexual.
>>27511732>cocoyes
>>27511716Unfrortuntely I think the bad experience of people freaking out over her voice really stuck with her. It seems like she's trying to have broader appeal by making her voice higher. It fucking kills me on the inside that she feels the need to change herself.
>>27511563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqVqzOhWocGone, like tears in rain
>>27511774I agree and I've given her a few reds before the stream starting. I don't really care if she reads my name or not, I'd rather just have good content so I hope it doesn't happen often.
Chicken there is still hope for you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GkOLFLfVVk
>>27511825Because they have to be angry. I also enjoy them, but people that don't watch them have to be angry about something. Its the same way that someone said she played a shit ton of APEX all week and then when presented with her schedule they couldn't even reply because it had ONE apex stream.
>>27511675I wonder what's the percentage of anti-goslings or don't give a fk bout GFE in teamates. I joined because of she's entertaining.
>>27511816dumb fuckin whore
>>27511825because some of us want to see her have fun with a game
Will it happen before the collab or during?
>>27511747If you're into that sort of degeneracy, sure
>>27511797OHHHHNONONONO LOOK OUT DEVIL CUBE THE NON-EXISTENT ANTIS ARE COMING FOR YOU IN NIPLAND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TASUKETEEEEEEE YAGOOOO SAMA
>>27511740>ironicallyThat's how it always starts...
>>27511873She has fun with APEX?
>>27511854>cocofags still even exist outside of reddithow?
>>27511836gura has more members than 5k going by unique chatters in the member stream
>>27511876I hope during
>>27511825Please ignore the hyper-autistic vtards. They don't understand.Most of the apex streams have been unscheduled bonus streams anyway. Just ame wanting to play apex and being nice enough to share it with us.
>>27511401>>27511609Kinda wonder if she isn't dropping twitch culture too hard, because twitch has this cancerous culture of acknowledging every single donation or sub and stopping whatever you're doing or talking about in the process while your fucking bullhorn plays and a shitty gif plays on the screen.
>>27511713Just send any of Matsuri's dirt down their way.
>>27511754Are there any non-western chuubas with decent followings that can hold conversations in English (or are just charismatic enough to just mostly skip that hurdle)?I find it kind of amazing that it's basically impossible to find japanese women that can speak more than the 2 greetings they learned in elementary school
>>27511876>the collabit was moved for tomorrow so she has a chance
>>27511869Teamate here, I didn't care when she announced it and enjoyed the Arcade Date because it was fun.
I'm going to cum inside Gura
>>27511873She had more fun in Apex than in the entirety of mario and limbo
>>27511567>Korone doesn't collab with anyone unless Okayu is there.Wait is this true?
>>27511894That's me lowballing Lamy too. She had 3k additional members last month
>>27511760But anon, the "Crimson Fucker" thing is from a cringy fan-dub, so watching all of it wouldn't help him get it!
>>27509067*Skrellingtons
>>27511873why would she do guerilla streams for a game she doesn't like
>>27511675t. retard
>>27511912jesus christ if that's her definition of "having fun" then she must have a miserable time playing games
>>27511900ill send them the 勝ちマンコ clip
Post THAT mori screencap
>>27511913Yes, she only really collabs with okayu
>>27511577Kanata's and Subaru's as well.
When is the fucking collab going to be
>>27511913Not really, but she is hard to grab for a collab.
>>27511284timestamp??
>>27511846Oh man, I feel for you. At least for me knowing about Satan Saikoro dispels my crush on Mori.
Does this fabled "collab" even exist
>>27511913no
>>27511440>Hellsing is now oldfagNo fucking way.
>>27511931
>>27511925you're the one raging at her having fun *shrug*
>>27511873>implying she doesn't have fun with multiplayer fps>literal twitch gremlin
>>27511912well all 3 of those games are shit and fps is actually her preferred genre so it's no surprise, still unfortunate she wont play good fps like csgo or tf2
>>27511789I think once Kiara embraces the GigaStacy she will have fully formed her unique identity. Eventually she will just be a no-filter gyaru bitch and it will be fucking fantastic.
Who deserves to wear the royal raiment?
>>27511913Mostly. The amount of Korone collabs without Okayu is in the single digits.
>>27511194She will play with Moona and Risu which is cool too
>>27511960Man you’d be surprised how fast time passes
>>27511789So her fanbase is established.
>>27511952the collab is my penis anon, hop on.
>>27511913Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l1_OM273zA
>>27511904Pikamee
Possible candidates for HomostarsEN>Bob Hickman>Ricky Berrewick>Drachenlord>Alex Mahan>Nick Bates
polka just started a random stream and she's screaming in the mic
Do you think HoloEns will play Ark? I kinda wanna watch Ame and Gura make stuff in Ark
>>27511918He didn't get it anyway and you watched it too so shut up before I Konami code your ass!
>>27511936People always say Okayu but they never ask, "are you okay, (you)?"
>>27511952The real collab is the fiends we made along the way
>>27511971Korone
>>27511836You mean they both win, while you sit here and argue about shit neither of them care about?
>>27511981More like>who?>who?>who?>who?>who?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87nM-g3isc
>>27511983I really really really hope they never do.Ark is so boring to watch
>>27511939>SubaruSubaru has an ikemen voice? Nani???
>>27511864APEX fucking sucks dude come back when you've had to sit through months of it with the JPs,
>>27511563I was the one who made the economics joke in that one. Fuck time flies
Collab...onegai...
I'm hearing Polka sing, and I will not tolerate any single faggot saying EN gets steamrolled by eveyone in JP on the singing department after this
>>27511971
>>27511971Gawr Kura
>>27510041>>27512001same fag, why do you do this to me anon?
>>27511983please no
>>27511983Ark is even more dogshit than Apex
>>27512025literally who
>>27511981Gigguk and Dr Disrespect. Laugh while you still can.
>>27511971me
>>27511973I'm still wondering how that VN collab with Debi came from. It also seems like a good number of those few non-Okayu collabs might be with A-chan, which is perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned.
>>27511962AAAAAAAA TASKETE DEADBEAT BROS IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH YA BOI
>>27511966most twitch people hate the games they play
>>27511913Not entirely, she just rarely collabs at all. She had an off-collab with Ayame of all people not too long ago.
>>27511981hey hey people
>>27512025Why do people like her so much, we haven't even met her yet, all we've really gotten was a bunch of tweets
>>27511983Ame has ADHD so no.
>>27511981Meddl leude
>>27512036some literal who that is being advertised here by some schizo
>>27511969she streamed csgo. dunno if she'll ever do tf2 but it was one of her first true FPS experiences so she probably hates the modern version of it
>>27511981Is all the homoshartEN posting here just wishful thinking or do you unironically think they're actually gonna be a thing?
>>27508872All of them. All of them, with their fat, throbbing futa cocks, giving her a thorough dicking. Marine on Gura is gonna look like this.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3979851
>>27512022>I will not tolerate any single faggot saying EN gets steamrolled by eveyone in JP on the singing department after thisAnonchama no one except for schizos was fucking saying that when Coco exists
>>27511981Kiefer Sutherland Anthony HowellMarkiplier Troy BakerDSP
>>27511948https://youtu.be/cbfSlGJ6sAw?t=4539watch for like a minute
>>27511913No. Why are you so dumb?
>>27511983If they're going to play a early access sandbox survival game, they should play The Forest.
>>27511960PS2 is considered old school now and mid-2000's rock is now played on classic rock radio channels.
>>27511913Kinda, she has said she won't reachout to new people, and will politely turn down new people that aproach her, as she's only confortable collabing with people she has known for a while,m she doesnt come up like a total bitch to me so maybe they have to get to know her first and chat or hang out before they can collab
>>27510625Amelia as a weird slice of Jeskai is such a fun character to build cards around
just realized you can spell NIGGA with the trinity's initials
>>27512048Oh no! Quick, you must speak the incantation: NO HOMO
>>27512059Actual shilling
>>27512037You do know Holostars are basically like a gay boy's club thing right? At least in Japan? If they copypaste their formula like they did for Hololive it wouldn't at all be what you think it is, it'd be for gigglesquee fujo baiting.
>>27512022only antis have ever said that, half of HoloJP can't sing. But remember karaoke is about having fun not ability, don't be mean to those who can't sing and still cheer them on.
>>27511774I just think of it like the credits from a film, sit through it if you want, but it's completely optional. It's not like we are starved for content anyway.
>>27512037>anime youtuberI'd rather watch festival playing apex.
>>27512059Design. That's literally it.
>>27511983>Ame and GuraWhat about the other girls? You're an anti?
>>27511983apex is bad enough don't bring that evil here
>>27511982What did no one tell me this pierrot had a DSV?
>>27512013https://youtu.be/I-3FaJciFJM
>>27509803>Sora is the face of HoloLiveLiterally who?
>>27512059Marketing
>>27511971he's coming to fuck you are waifu.
>>27512085>mid-2000's rock is now played on classic rock radio channels
>>27512027That's not me anonchama...
>>27512078will Kiara be able to help Mori lighten up? honestly the worst thing about Mori is how stiff her screen presence is and way of talking is, and I think Kiara's ultra-casual slumber-party personality might be a good influence on her.
>>27510573honestly I love it and I love Obliterate out of nostalgia, but current day, it could just be "destroy all permanents".
>>27511983Ame will only suffer through minecraft-likes for collabs. She already said she doesn't like that shit.
>>27512122hey now. she also has some songs where she sounds like a voice synthesizer.
>>27512068based
>>27512077They would be trading down if they join. Even DSP.
>>27511998Hey, I just said it's cringy, not that I didn't enjoy it. I find it better than the original anime in fact.
>>27511570In the earlier streams it felt like she was trying to go along with some kind of preconceived idea of what her role in HololiveEN was supposed to be and who she was trying to emulate. Now it feels like she's trying to blaze her own trail, doing things in a way that no one else can or would dare to. I've gotten comfortable with the others in HoloEN but not Kiara, mainly because I have no idea what she'll do at a moment's notice and there's something compelling about a person like that.
>>27512025Her blue mouth if fucking disgusting... keep that trash away from my daughter.
>>27511983GO TO HELL
>>27512127yeah it hurts anon, and it's making me feel really old.a station was playing Michael Jackson songs as "oldies".
>>27512129meant >>27511352 kek
>>27512077we alr have female dsp
Whenever you guys mention HolostarEN candidates I have to unironically google every single name because I have no idea who the fuck you guys are talking about. How do you guys know this many ecelebs? What the actual fuck.
Ina should do more drawing streams instead of playing shitty games. She's the best one at that.
>>27512127Nichijou is almost 10 years old...
>>27512164Fucking nousagi shitting up this general
>>27512132>honestly the worst thing about Mori is how stiff her screen presence is and way of talking ispretty sure that's the character she's playing. fine if you don't like it though.
>>27512078>Kiara's eyes just go wide open when Mori says it's gonna be a weekly.Now, that's shit unscripted.
>>27511563>>27509592Orchestr/a/s stuff carries the torch. They actually do a good job. 6 albums already, and they got better each iteration!>>27512016you are my hero. 10/10 made me chuckle.
>>27511091Ah yes, legendary, so bad that echoed in every single board of this website, even people that never touched /a/ experienced this masterpiece.
>>27512001Stop posting, Ina.
>>27511751I think she's genuinely having fun with her new unhinged persona in the same way I enjoy calling >>27511831 and >>27511850 faggots, but over time the lewd angry persona is what's going to define her character, because it's what amuses 4chan spergs who watch her and what she will read amount in social media, and see as clipped videos in youtube.If/when she has a down moment that she shares with the chat, like in some of her old chat videos, horny 4chan spergs is precisely the type of people you want to avoid.
>>27512164Kiara work on your tagging
>>27511981I know we joke about it all the time, but I think HolostarsEN would be a terrible idea for idolfaggotry reasons. The second one of them jokingly flirts with one of the girls is the moment endless drama and hardcore doxxing will happen. If the homostars are gonna be contained and never interact with the girls anyway, ever, then it defeats the purpose of the whole vtuber thing and they may as well become indie vtubers on their own respective channels.
>>27512168but she doesn't have god tier snorting and throat clearing into the mic
>>27512132I hope not, that awkward shits why Im here
>>27512173>look at me I'm a contrarian, I hate everything!
Mori more like Baldi amirite?
>>27512037doctor shits on all holos. he doesnt need hololive
>>27512155To be honest I like the dub better than the sub for it. But their fandub felt way too much like an attempt at an actual dub for me.
>>27511020take in count that that's just from supachas.We arent counting money from memberships or their supposedly salary (which should be 1k-2k extra)
>>27512173i average around 50 to 70 hours watch time on youtube every week
>>27512207
>>27512192her chat seems pretty tight knit since it's the smallest on HoloEN.I don't think you have to worry.
>>27511981LOWTIERGOD
>>27512125>you are waifudo your english reps, ESL
catching up on vods and watson is already beating the shit out of her new switch again. wonder how long it'll be before this one dies too
when chicken hits 400k gura will be close to 900k
At this point I wonder if Mori is going to let us know the Collab time/content during her Doom stream before Gura puts it up on her channel
>>27512132Mori & Kiara remind me of these two, like the introvert/extrovert, nerd girl & popular girl energy. Two people who absolutely would never be friends under normal circumstances.
>>27511278*arousing
>>27512078>that forced ywn while "casually" saying she wants to collab weeklyOur boy is smooth like sandpaper
>>27512125I want to chum inside Venti's chumhole
>>27512173It's just youtubers/streamers a lot of zoomies love, don't worry too much about itt. zoomer
>>27512207You need to be erased
>>27512077Troy Baker is a fucking faggot
>>27512074Nice
>>27512229how fucking new?actually nevermind, just go back
Gura is a whore.
>>27512203I'm still waiting for the masturbating.
>>27512195The actual reason why HolostarEN is a bad idea is that male anime youtubers are absurdly cancerous, they're really, really bad, way worse than weeb girls on Youtube.People keep mentioning fun and entertaining male Youtubers as vtubers, but looking at the EN girls, they all have interest in something otaku related, so we'll not be getting anyone that's not a cringeworthy ironic weeb.
>>27512180The anon who has her as a friend on Switch from before she became a reaper and played Monster Hunter with her said that the way she acts on Youtube is exactly the way she acts in private.
Collab delayed because Ina is still working on the thumbnails
>>27512207That's my boy Asmorigold
>>27512208Not sure if this kinda thing is even bait anymore. Some anons got mad when people were shitting on pewdiepie.Maybe im too old for this place now
>>27512073Homostars is a when, not if. I dunno why everyone keeps acting like it's impossible. Did you idiots miss how low effort their models and art are?
>>27512233>when chicken hits 400kyou mean 300k?
>>27512132If Mori stops being unnaturally stiff and awkward I'm out, dead serious. Unlike most of you fags wanting your oshi to change to better suit what you want I actually like mine as they are right now.
>>27512132>will Kiara be able to help Mori lighten up?The problem isn't that Mori needs to lighten up. She's gotten better recently at handling her nerves. It's just that sometimes she plays a bit too hard into her character during collabs. It works better for her solo streams since she's controlling the flow of the conversation and but it feels kinda off in a collab. Overall I'm fine with it but there's room for improvement.
>>27511194>>27511637I'm not a big fan of collabs, some are nice here and there but there's rarely a collab that's better than a regular solo stream. Unless it's something like, say, Aki and Ashino, I hope Mori use collabs sparingly.
>>27512209I also agree with the Hellsing Dub being betetr than the Sub. And I agree with the fandub (Epsecially the later entries) being a bit too "serious", though I still enjoyed it
>no collab stream scheduled yetumm narrativekeks?
>>27512173Same except I don't bother googling them.
>>27508797Her "give me headpats" look.
>>27512284Shark brain
>>27512263If being a whore makes my daughter happy then I'm ok with it.
>>27512207add black mascara and lipstick and you might have something there
>>27512254yes, and?
>>27512268Exactly, male anime youtubers are among the worst dog shit tier youtubers you can find on the site.
>>27510774We used to have breadboxes, until we (the intelligent murricans) realized bread makes you fat and gives you cancer.
>>27512263Do not shitpost with my chicken, please.
>>27512300more like give me shekels look
>>27512271Wait, I thought the collab was always gonna be in 5 hours?
>>27512284Its gura, and they still got like 5 hours or something
>>27512284Dumb daughter.
>>27512192I agree, as she definitely looks like she's having fun, but just like you said the lewd angry character is who she's going to become. It's not how she was at the start being a nice person with rotten luck (system issues are a whole different level that I'm glad have improved). Her Mariokart 8 stream was almost perfect with how good she was doing (for her) and how she was interacting. Yeah she ended up talking about shoving things up everyone's asses, but that came from her english I think, as she didn't mean it to come across that way but then just went with it. Maybe it would be better when she has a member's only stream again where chat isn't so wild.
>>27512284gura is resting
>>27512180Her character was given that character trait because she already has that personality trait herself.
>>27512217The salary is super low (by jap standards). Like, barely living wage-level according to multiple holos.Memberships are a respectable amount though and more stable than superchats.
>>27512284gura givesno fucks she is drunka prson
>>27512300Gonna give her chestpats.
>>27512236This is definitely gonna happen. I doubt any of the EN girls are even aware that Gura hasn't put up the stream yet.
>>27512284They clearly hate each other I think Gura is just going to ditch them at this point!
SO DO I SLEEP OR STAY AWAKE EUBROS WHATS THE PLAN?
>>27512263(You) are a whore.
>>27512331chestpats is for Gura only! pachipachipachi
Gura can do whatever the fuck she wants.
>>27512013>he doesn't knowhttps://youtu.be/6-mgXYbfyf8?t=119
>>27512192>If/when she has a down moment that she shares with the chat, like in some of her old chat videos, horny 4chan spergs is precisely the type of people you want to avoid.Her audience has barely grown between her arguably most depressing video yet (MC on her manager's PC) and her recent videos, I don't know why you're pretending they aren't the exact same chat.
>>27512270>The anon who has her as a friend on Switch from before she became a reaper and played Monster Hunter with herAnon, please don't tell me you just go around believing everything some random guy posted on a mongolian tapestry weaving forum.
>>27512348Can she schedule the collab
All I want is to be able to set an alarm to get up in time for the stream and schedule my archiver. I don't want an Amelia date situation to happen again.
>>27512268The real actual reason why HolostarsEN is a bad idea is because HolostarsJP pulls unknown indie numbers and there's no reason to expect anything different from an English version. They're not going to waste time and resources on a new product that combined as a generation pulls worse numbers than Iofi.
>>27512078>y-y-yeah you're fine too.
>>27512078How can one stream make me fall for a ship so hard?
>>27512343Do 30 minutes naps until the schedule is announced
>>27512284It's probably not for a few hours then, I'm guessing 9PM PST to give Mori time for her DOOM. If it was soon it'd probably have been scheduled by now, so, it's not soon.
>>27512278No it's definitely an if, none of JPs have even cracked 100k and aside from Roberu and sometimes Rikka they only ever get a couple hundred live viewers and some of them have been there for years. Face it dude, half the appeal of Hololive is that they're women.
Nakadashi Kiara is my oshi
I need 2 pictures, one of Matsuri looking seiso and another of her looking like a menhera.
>>27512358I bet you she fuckin can
>>27512343Take a nap and wake up in a few hours for the collab
>>27512343fap session until the collab
>>27512343ive been awake for a bunch of late night streams and i fall asleep in the middle of them every time
>>27512358If she wants to
>>27512173this is how
>>27511660https://de.catbox.moe/akufrm.ogg
>>27512358no
>>27512284Same-chan is too busy building Atlantis and doesn't even know what time it is right now.
>>27511091>>27511563>>27512187I know I'm late but can you fucking newfags not fall for this falseflag?We never had an official hunter x hunter sing thread on /a/, all of the shitposting was just discord raids with their forced memes (O MY memes unironically post-2016, speedreading, hunterchad copypastas, etc)That shitty video wasn't made on /a/ either, it was also made by some discord tranniesYou can even check the /a/ archives if you are autistic about this shit
>>27512132I think Calli would be better if she's stop with the "oh please no sir" talk like when fighting enemies in Minecraft or Doom.
>>27512314If you were intelligent you would have stopped making shitty bread instead.
>>27512323I like her dramatic seesawing between emotional extremes, though. It reminds me of a classic German redhead...
>>27512270Anonchama you need to do your common sense reps...
>>27512236Kiara said on her Mario stream it should be in what is 5 hours from now, but that's probably not set it stone
>>27512357You can also do your devilcube reps. This "Mori Calliope" roleplaying is paper thin and she's not fooling anyone.
>>27512357Surely you're not implying that people would just go on the internet and tell lies.
>"I do a lot of things that are bad for my health."What did she mean by this?
>>27512372By being cute and bouncing off each other
>>27512226That's the chat that has been with her since the days of awkward forced Calli flirting, idol singing, playing terrible kusoge, kino helping her learn to play fall guys, opening up with personal problems. You think that type of people are going to keep subscribing to her channel after stumbling on an anal sex or vibrator video?I mean hell, a couple of bad days and this board was shitting nonstop on her 24/7. Now she has a couple of reddit-tier "I'm horny NEXT MEME" moments and all 4chan spergs fall for her. Again, if her new subscribers are attracted to this type of content, that's the worst type of fan to have on a rainy day.Morons.
>>27512358she can schedule a dicking
>>27512268It'll be Lost Pause tier shit and I fucking hate it, if it was this combination of fun bros that people always post it would be great, but there's zero chance that it'll go this well. There's a HUGE difference in the type of content weeb girls and weeb guys do on Youtube.
>>27512207Gura stop
>>27512359Calli streams in about 2 hours, and she'll probably go for at minimum a hour and a half. Collabs after that, probably around 4 hours from now,
>>27512412I like that too, but man when she starts screaming and crying (fake crying but sounds the same) it just drives me up the wall.
>>27512405ogey
>>27512343You can still take a nap until our boy plays doom and tells us when the collab will be (probably 3 hours later).
>>27512437she pops pills
>>27512437Her being a hikki is bad for her health.
>>27512396>31hmultiple streams? 2x speed?
>>27511968>Eventually she will just be a no-filter gyaru bitchOh please let this happen!
>>27512343I'll go to sleep now and set my alarm for 5:30.I think I'll have to eventually adopt a more spaced out segmented sleep schedule for maximum hololive gains.
>>27512437she's telling concernfags to fuck off
>>27512114I think I want Subaru to seduce me now. This is not how I expected this day to go...
>>27512437Cocaine right before Muse Dash. Every time.
>>27512355Subaru is so powerfulcharming !
>>27512461I don't know, this is my first time ever checking my watch time
>>27512432I'm not even saying its incorrect that she does act like that IRL. I'm saying he shouldn't take the word of a random internet stranger for it.
>>27512437she plays rhythm games and is actively harming her median nerve. still cant believe she got top 31 in the entire world for that song
>manager told gura on discord that Joergen is a bad name since it associates with pewdiepie the racist>she keeps it anyway
>>27512396> 31hAme? Are you using your time travel to watch youtube instead of streaming?
>>27512276uh? im just saying it has literally 0 chance of happening. the person in question already pulls more viewers than every holoEN combined. if you wanna call it zoomer shit or whatever buzzword you like, then thats a you problem
>>27512445Do your daily nihongo reps and become holostar.
>>27511751>>27512192You give her less credit than she deserves. Her and Amelia's past experiences aren't even comparable.
>>27512437She microwaves water in plastic cups
>>27512495>then kills it off-stream
>>27512437Well lets see>hardly eats>considers popcorn a meal>doesn't get much sleep>most likely has or has had a drinking problem>has managed to knock herself out by kneeing herself in the headam I missing anything?
>>27512488Understandable. It helps with the FCs.
>>27512396You uh...you ok, buddy?
>>27512356We are the same chat at the moment, but if her solo content is going to be the "muh stacy" type, that's going to attract creepy horny spergs for the most part.I enjoy T&A as much as the next guy, but I think the teases were top notch when it wasn't expected every stream and followed by the equivalent of a "teehee"
>>27512495>he doesn't know
>>27512411Bread badMeat goodOnions worse
>>27512469I... I don't think this is healthy anonIf it is tell me so I can join you
>>27512495Joergen is fucking DEAD
>>27512442> You think that type of people are going to keep subscribing to her channelI hope it does. Best bird could use some classy subscribers again.She really is clueless and needs the guiding hands.
>holos are starting to get annoyed with concernfags Based
>>27512494She's really fucking good at that game. If she wanted to she could score even higher but she just plays for fun.
>>27512437she should be in salt water all the time but she comes out to stream (computers don't work underwater)
>>27511532KEK
>>27512445What specifically would you actually like to see in an EN Holostar?
Who is streaming right now?
>>27512495poorfag detected!
>>27512380>They made 2 more gens despite knowing how much of a flop first gen was>They have by far the laziest models in the vtuber scene that cost peanuts to make. Most indies have more motion/expressions on their models.>They know they'll at least pull in more viewers than JP, as proven by ENI dunno how you add these all up and say "lol, won't make as much as girls so they won't even try." I genuinely believe the only reason you even deny it is because you guys don't want them to collab with the girls, as if JP Homos play with JP Holos more than once every few months tops.
>>27512530What happened to her horse?
>>27512531Why do you infantilize this grown woman? Are all Chickenfags like this?
>>27512540if she did manual fever she will get top 10. she was 100 points away...
>>27512495>not a membershrimpthat situation was solved and explained on yesterday's stream, you heathen
>>27512517>>has managed to knock herself out by kneeing herself in the headGotta link for that? Seen some stuff about it but haven't seen the source yet
>>27512554Mori is playing DOOM and Minecraft EN collab.
>>27512437She will have cancer and be the first Holo to graduate via death after disposing of Kizuna Ai
>>27509754And she has the tiniest hands. Her clapping sounds fucking adorable.
need streem onegai
>>27512405>hunterkeks immediately come out of the woodworkThis is even worse than chumbud damage control. I don't give a single shit if it was a "falseflag," you guys are just pathetic.
>>27512565How does fever work? Is it like star power in guitar hero?
>>27511968I glanced at her supacha numbers, and the streams where she unleashes her German heritage and starts threatening to exterminate entire nations or do other such things in a fit of German swearing and rage seem to bring in the most reichsmarks.She may already notice the pattern, but when she finally understands it fully and embraces her destiny as the Obergruppenfuhrer of KFP, she'll incline so hard and fast that you'd think Werner von Braun were her manager-san.
>>27512554Poruka
>>27512529I don't think it's healthy either
>The Collab is going ahead?>Activate it
>>27512529That's nothing, don't go too far down the rabbit hole though.
>>27512533who are you quoting?
where is my tako dose
>>27511968Imagine Kiara celebrates her milestones with a "house party" but since practicality limits vtuber collabs to 5 people, she would stretch out these parties to multiple streams involving different people and sort them by whatever.>Pool Party with X Z Y>Dinner Party with A B C>Veranda View with 1 2 3This is dumb but I want it. The True Highschool Experience.
>>27512588dont know guitar hero, but you activate fever to get more points. but gura has it on auto activate so sometimes she waste it. fever bar fills from getting good timing
>>27512561anon your parasocial relationship reps...
>>27512562She didn't pause the game.
>>27512546They were actually female the whole time
>>27512517>>considers popcorn a mealfuck you popcorn is a meal
>>27512596>>27512600Does this actually work? I'm autistic enough to pull it off.
>>27512598do any oldfags know if watame is aware of the existence of this image?
>>27512635even gura when pressed admitted it was a snack
What do you think they're going to do in Minecraft together?
>>27508964fuck I loled irl
>>27512529It actually is just as healthy as regular sleep.Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep#Biphasic_sleep>>27512561No, I'm just me. You get infantilized by your country all the time I presume. And social engineered, and indoctrinated in your school, and determined by your genes as well as your upbringing. There is nothing that's really your own if you think about it.
>>27512644I have no fucking clue anon
>>27512560I genuinely believe the only reason you want it to happen is because you want you're some twitchfag /v/edditor who wants an equally obnoxious twitch streamer as a Holostar, if you want male vtubers then I suggest you watch Nijisanji instead.
>>27512437Just look at your life.
>>27512570https://youtu.be/fp_tHKAjhyU?t=9521
>>27512660trinity going to have fun, kusotori and shekelrapper will have a nightmare with rubberbanding and lag because they are in japan and the server is in NA
>>27512596>>27512600Is there some kind of segmented sleeping hivemind I'm not aware of?
>>27512660If I were to guess probably some building
>>27512529nah, as long as you get two full REMs a day, it doesn't really matter when they happen. you can sleep like that indefinitely with no ill effects. the worst thing that will happen is accidentally sleeping through your oshi's unarchived karaoke.
>>27512660Have a good time and probably rob villagers blind.
>>27512657well she is wrong because it totally is a snack>>27512660stone sword pvp
>>27512602I'm not quoting anyone
>>27512651Nah, why would she? Even if she did she'd have no idea about the context behind it.
>>27511272Holy shit didn't like chicken before is she more like this now?
>>27512685Seemed fine during the colab
>>27512660A 3-front warAmeInaTakaMoriGawr GuraBonus: Holo ID raiders
>>27512644I tried the everyman back in the day because of a japanese learning guide that shilled it for efficiency.Don't.
>>27512660They'll probably help Gura with her building project
>>27512660If gura still has that debuff they could do the village raid thing.
Narratives?
>>27512667I remember one semester in college I had morning classes and night classes with a big gap in the middle, so I tried to adapt to a 4/4 biphasic sleep pattern.I ended up feeling miserable for the couple weeks I tried it, gave up, and went back to just getting 6 hours between the night and morning class.
>>27512660Depends on if they have sex mods installed
>>27512442Bird and Amelia are both boring af, their fans reflect that.
>>27512670It does. But it can take some time to adapt.You can reasonably reduce your sleeping hours down to four if you got no appointments and can segment your time as you please. I recommend the triphasic pattern.
>>27512432Honestly the paper thin facade is part of the charm at this point
>>27512682Thanks chumchad
>>27512729Its a solid design. It also fits that Ame likes cunny.
>>27512729who cares
>>27512562Made some excuses on how it's now gone because her base got wiped while she was AFK. But we all know she butchered that horse like what Luca Brasi did to Khartoum.
>>27512660Gura's going to try to speedrun the game while the others try to kill her, if she dies the stream is over.
Who else not a numberfag here? I've literally not checked anyone's sub/SC numbers myself cause I don't give a fuck. I only know about them from these threads. You guys could be saying Gura has 1mil and I'd probably believe it.
>>27512660Gura announces a scavenger hunt. T he first one to be able to collect the items she lists and bring back to the storage chest wins. In reality, she's just getting everybody to help her get her necessary supplies for Atlantis faster
>>27512596>>27512600I'm really tempted to try everyman2.
I genuinely love Mori.(As a bro, I don't have none of that faggot shit. Imagine falling in love with one of your boys lmao)That is all, thank you.
>>27512745No other girl has had my crying from laughter like Kiara has though
>>27512323>Yeah she ended up talking about shoving things up everyone's asses, but that came from her english I thinkI think any ESL knows the connotations of the word "ass" and what "shoving up" means. It looks more like a witty comment that came at the moment and that is fun, but it's also something that spergs demand more of.
>>27512710She got Marined a few days ago.
>>27512754this girl went from not being able to do simple arithmetics to teaching college grade stuffinteresting.
>>27512660Mori will inadvertantely start a war with a village since the villagers won't leave her alone when she sleeps
>>27512772You need time to fall into REM or it doesnt really help.
Is the collab time set yet?
>>27512729"oh this is cute"*like*
guessed ithttps://namemc.com/profile/NinoIna.1
>>27512660Play by themselves.>Ame doesn't like Minecraft>Ina is too busy for this>Gura is a solo playerThe holoEN server is going to be the Takamori cabin in the mountains, until Gen2 comes.It'd probably be good content.
>>27512495>horse dies anyway
i am amazed at gura's sustained ability to activate my parental instincts. for a whole month she has filled me with a powerful need to protect and nurture her. i am very grateful for this, because no character has ever before managed to create this kind of moe with this much intensity for me before.
>>27512323>Yeah she ended up talking about shoving things up everyone's asses, but that came from her english I think, as she didn't mean it to come across that way but then just went with itI think it just comes from not obsessing about things so much anymore. She either creates or comes across an awkward situation but instead of going 'things aren't going to plan, panic' she goes 'okay, let's see what do to make this interesting'.Yeah, it'd be disappointing if she feels she has to artificially play up the angry/lewd character for the sake of the fans, but at the same time I think she could easily switch into Tenchou mode and regain control of the chat if they're pushing her into something she's uncomfortable with. Remind them that she's in charge and they're her employees and they'll quickly revert to that narrative.
Pagliacci...
>>27512692>>27512529>>275124696-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep at roughly the same time every night is objectively the healthiest sleep pattern for physical (lower risk of heart disease and diabetes) and mental health (lower risk of depression and anxiety).
>>27512747I need to add: Do your research first. If you think you can just do the different sleeps whenever, It won't work. Keeping your measurements is imperative. The deeper you go down this rabbithole(especially more than three phases), the more fucked up you'll feel if you don't keep your timespans on point.
>>27512771>"Okay, bring me 5 stacks of prismarine and 3 conduits. First person back gets a piece of salamon."
Am I the only one sleeping right now?
>>27512768I'm a numberfag not because of any competitive motivation, but because my autism makes me like looking at numbers and charts. I numberfag in a whole lot more places than I should.
>>27512689Biphasic/Polyphasic sleep.
You're supporting Polka while she's singing, right deadhourbros?
>>27512685They already played on the EN server together and were fine
>trinityfags getting uppity again
Oh god i just realized we are only getting gura pov. I dont want to watch a collab where shes just silent and on the other side of the map when i want to see what the others are doing
>>27512754>the shading on the socks and loaferssaving it just for these
Why does Mori think freestyle raping is a good hobby? That's what blacks do.
>>27512803>guessed itwhy tho, the link for it has been out for days
>>27512803Cute
>>27512827No I'm as well. Really comfy.
>>27512660hopefully some AmeGura fuckeries
>>27512803accurately flat
>>27512802"oh this is cunny"*like*
>>27512827How does an astral projection captcha looks like?
>>27512840then don't watch
>>27512803Who the fuck is making their skins? It looks so professional
>>27509601It would't surprise me if all this speculation gets brought up by one single person.
>>27512843>raping>hobby>blacks
>>27512830Of course
This Gura member stream has been so good, watching the vod right now. What a great week of streams for EN.
>>27512775HOMIES OVER HOEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0skGBMxAmWU
>>27512729>110cmIMAGIN- >kara 38 ni narimashita!!Aw fuck.
>>27512729To begin with - what am I looking at?
>>27512602>>27512701I don't know why but this exchange made me laugh
>>27512284shark too busy drinking
>>27512860cute and funny.
>>27512860literally me
https://voca.ro/35RqDGCPwwR
>>27512827You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
where is my asmr content?
WILL MOONA BE THERE?
>>27512710She let go, she's not even vtubing anymore, she just dropped the kayfabe and is just being herself.
Just me or does Gura seem to know a lot about music theory?
>>27512884what if your homie is a ho?
>>27512868maybe Ina made it herself
>>27510443Amelia is too much of a gremlin to tolerate Minecraft.
>>27512775This joke is starting to wear on me.
>>27512799>gura hostingcmon now
>>27512754Ah, it's the hemorroid's clip chuuba.
>>27512830Yah, just like the Okayu/Towa stream last night
>>27512905gorilla moon
Does anyone has the clip of Kiara about the heartbeat (vibration) of her controller? Someone posted the previous thread but archives are dead
>>27512830I was but now I have a rainbow wig and can only talk in honks*honk honk*
>>27512910it's always been obvious to me that she has musical experience, but i am curious why you say music theory specifically.
>>27512908she's still doing the cringy yurishit tho
>>27512816My ears are bleeding but I keep listening anyway.
>>27512868Last I saw on twitter it was just some random guy but the ENs like his work enough to use it officially.
Does Apex make people crazy or is it crazy people play Apex? I don't want Ame to festival
>>27512660Mine diamonds Poggers
>>27512896bro you gotta fight it, for her...
>>27511971forgive me /vrpg/
>>27512531>I hope it does. Best bird could use some classy subscribers again.This is literally the only fandom where we can pre-chat with 0 issues, and have no slow mode babysitting people.
>>27512946Good.
I just realized somethingOur boy is a bro you can fuck that comes with a permanent no homo attached
>>27512805If anything, it being two parallel series, gura solo and takamori, will make it even more fun when the occasional crossover happens
Hey bros I just finished my sleeping reps. I'm so tired, I dont think Im gonna be able to do the collab at midnight because I have work at eight, and Im just not used to staying up all night. Also did I miss anything fun?
>>27512916Doubt it. All the holos have some pretty good minecraft skins though.
>>27512946Everything in the MC collab was magnitudes better than whatever the fuck she was doing in the collabs before then, most of it felt way more natural.
>>27512913You do the homie
>>27512729She likes cute things, midgets, hemorrhoids, bullies, Himawari, rimjobbers, and Luna.
>>27512940https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1315029731897729027
>>27512840Being able to only hear what they're saying but not actually see what they're seeing can make for some hilarious moments if things go well.
>>27512920So it's cancelled? I thought Ame was the one that slept through streams.
>>27512946>Implying it isn't 80% realAnd that means even if the love/wife thing isn't real, she still wants to bang Mori.
>>27512952I mean Ame already plays up her craziness and isn't even sane with Mario. I dont think you got much to worry about.
>>27512966not really, your bro needs to SAY no-homo, so all you realized is that you're gay
>>27512877Lamy = MoriBotan = GuraPolka = AmeNene = InaAloe = Kiara
>>27512868https://old.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/j76vb3/the_full_set_of_hololiveen_fan_made_skins/you just praised a redittor lol
Gura muse dash stream:https://mega.nz/file/WwYFRSbQ#MvQJM0Py5trXxAK5UlYDo7R4IA3v4BTc-qasBnrEmGQ>NOOOOOOOO B-B-B-B-B-BUT---BUT-- BU-- BUT MUH--Don't care, shut the fuck up
>>27512868This one dude made them and posts a lot about it. I think he even SC to say thanks for using them.
>>27512803I really should get a new GPU huh?
>>27512940That was me, here you go https://streamable.com/a22xk1
>>27512910https://open.spotify.com/album/1SDf0jHhPze326ZBLHd9QS
>>27512975Theres hasnt been a stream since the Kiara stream this morning and schizios haven't had their meltdown today, we're all waiting for the collab
>>27512888The cutesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAda5jkNa1o
>>27513000why are you so mean
>>27512966It's great.
>>27512830God she's bad, but sure I'm trying
>>27513000holy based traitor-CHAD
>>27512993They're nothing like each other tho
>>27513004...did he get paid?
>>27512948Doing work for Cover for free. Shame, the dude should make them pay him for that.
>>27512940>>27512983Jesus Kiara
>>27512960Haha... Who is this?
>>27512975Kiara's Mario stream was pretty awesome. Aside from that, not really.
I hate /u/Sincerely, /a/
>>27512983>>27513007Nice, thank you Anon.I love unfiltered chicken so much
>>27512966she is like the tomboys are the lest gay mathematically post
>>27513000Based as fuck
>>27513032based
>>27513032gay
>>27509142I kind of wish Cover got FBK more involved with management. She does a shit ton of work behind the scenes. It would be nice to know there was someone in high tier management that actually cares about Hololive, other than just money.
>>27513034No problem. He's another for the road https://streamable.com/f7z05i
Given that she probably knows better than almost anyone how rough the entertainment industry is in Japan and how hard it is to get that big break, how would you feel about Kiara doing a weekly indie vtuber exposure type stream where she finds small indie vtubers and promotes them to her viewers?I think it'd be nice to see some of them get the attention they deserve, like that one we watched last night who will be streaming again in a bit more than an hour. See the Virtual Youtbers thread in the catalogue for details.
>>27512946She has been really honest about wanting to take Mori's virginity. It's not an act. She wants to fuck her friend
>>27513027haha...he is the guy from Trails of Cold Steelgood game, play it haha...
>>27512830Sorry, I stopped watching the JPs except for Pekora after the ENs debuted
>>27513005No, you're lucky enough to be able to see her tru̸͖̿e form
>>27512997I mean they made decent skins, who gives a fuck what sites they use. There's a difference between Redditors and people who use reddit.
>>27511297I fapped to her singing, anon.
>>27513024Cover doesn't even pay the talent they hired.
>>27513020filtered
>>27512997Still good
can someone reupload amelia asmr to mega ?
>>27512830I always wondered how Coco fans could stomach Coco's terrible singing. Now I get it. I like Polka a lot and just like seeing her enjoy herself.
>>27513032I love /a/, and I will never stop pestering you with pics of girls being cute togetherSincerely, /u/
>>27512997Every reddit oc will have a twitter equivalent post, it's like secondary marketing for content creators.
>>27513032I hate (You)Sincerely, "a"
>>27513000Nisu dayo
>>27512660JP will invade the server
>>27513032Based. Wish I could see a same-sex friendship without it being immediately ruined by homosexuals projecting.
>>27513000Do you got Ina's Matrix timed with the movie?
>>27513024No, completely fanmade, even tweeted it at them.
>>27513000Based. Now I got something to do before Doom
>>27513000>the girls ask to to share members only streams>hlgg fags do it anywaysDo you even love your oshi?
>>27513048It’s fine as long as they’re actually good
>>27513032/a/ loves yuri shows though.
>>27513046>>27512983I cant tell if this is the REAL Kiara or if shes embracing the Bottom Left lifestyle
>>27513000Based poorfag-saviour
>>27513032>>27513067>Takamori was /a/ x /u/ ship all alongOh fuck, I finally see
>>27513000emailed to cover
>>27513097i prefer yaoi manga
Thought on the TakaMori ship now that you've seen the MC collab?
Almost pooped myself the other day during Gura's stream because I didn't want to get up and miss anything good. How do you guys handle having to shit when there's a stream going?
>>27513000Reported to the Hololive police. Enjoy staying in horny prison.
>>27513095go back to r*ddit, moralfag
>>27513032>>27513067Aw, our imouto boards are fighting
>>27513095you oshi doesn't love you, you need to spread the chaos
>Still no scheduled streamwhats the narrative?
>>27513095>the girls ask to to share members only streamsSo he did as asked?
>>27513097Yuri is good. Yurifags are not.
>>27513048I'm not sure Cover is at a place where they'd like to promote competition.
>>27513118She fell asleep
>>27513115/u/ here, I just want to grab /a/ by her pussy
>>27513000Holy fucking based
>>27513109phone viewing
>>27513032Shut up dbzfag, you'll never be /a/. Stay in your containment threads.
>>27513000Based, the people's chumbud
i'm a concernfag by naturehow concerned should i be about kiara's bipolar tendencies?
>>27513109Just shit my pants. What else can you do?
>>27513109Mori...
>>27513117based jokerposter
>>27513000Hello, Based department?
Shark post the collab you lazy slut
>>27512469this is how you get schizophrenia anon
>>27513124based
>>27513127Plenty of the JP holos have collabed with and promoted smaller indies though
>>27512997who cares?
>>27513000Do you have the Ina members stream? What about the Ame ASMR snack stream?
>>27513109Just use your phone to watch.
>>27513000thank you, I might become a shrimp later with this
>>27513048I'm pretty sure Haachama was doing something similar, so there shouldn't be any problems on Cover's end but I agree with >>27513096 and also the condition that /ourgirl/ Mashiro Yuki gets to go first.
>>27513109i use a bluetooth transmitter and receiver with my headphones for gura's streams so that i can go into the other room without missing what she's saying.
>>27513140It might make her commit suicide
>>27513108I give them a month or two before they pull a Noel/Flare and every learns they had a ton of sex IRL
>>27513005You probably should've done that awhile ago
>>27513163I-I only pirate to test games, will definitely buy them later!!
>Favorite EN>Favorite Manga
>>27513000You just know this guy paid for his membership with ARS too
>>27513048I'm not sure if Hololive will be that comfortable giving attention to what are essentially rivals.I'd focus more on promoting the Hololive talent they have, with collabs with Civia and the INs. Maybe even the Homolives if she believes her yuri shield will hold out.
>>27513018>subaru>tomboyanonchama....
>>27513000When did she go "Ara ara"
>>27513000NOOOOOOOO B-B-B-B-B-BUT---BUT-- BU-- BUT MUH--
>Favorite HoloEN>your idea on how to kill a thread fast so we can post images again
>>27513127>>27513158ID collabs with SEAan indies like Lyrica regularly, and have collabed with Pikamee.
>>27513134/u/fags ruined Watamote and Love Lab
>>27513000Already seen it since I'm a shrimp, but I'm glad someone did it. I don't' like the community being split up information-wise.
>>27513140She's not Matsuri or Noel, she'll be fine.
>>27513109just don't shit
>>27513192WHAT'S WRONG WITH PAYING WITH ARS?
>>27513000"Based."
>>27513185giwtwm
>>27513199MoriAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27513115/a/ should ba a lolibaba.
>>27513158Yes, but that is for JP, the EN branch is still a bit of a tossup.
>>27513191InaYKK
>>27513000speaking as a member of the Shark-Side from day 1, i have no objection to this
>>27513000Based Robin Hood anon.
>>27513095>>girs ask to share members only streams>>hlgg fags do it anyways>do you even love your oshiwhat do you mean by this?
>>27513199gurakiara nose
>>27513189Yep. You don't?
>>27510487A separate board with fine-tuned settings would probably be nicer.10+ threads in one are a bit ridiculous.
>>27513199Kiaraa
>>27513191GuraKodomo no Jikan
>>27513062why? anonfiles upload worked for me
Where the FUCK do i audition for homo stars EN???
>>27513000Will deadbeats share Mori's tier3 streams like that, or are they all faggots?
>>27508881It's almost as if she has experience putting out successful meme content
>>27513242Anon... your cunny brain...
>>27513199GuraUseless survey questions which no one really reads the answers to
>>27513199>Fuck me it's probably the chicken>Do a favorite vidya surveypost.
>>27513191>Mori>Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer
>>27513000shrimps ain't loyal
Remember to take responsibility in about an hour
>>27513191KiaraBerserk
>>27510208I don't like Kiara much but that was her best stream yet. Shes like Guts. Shes a struggler. She suffers but will eventually overcome. I like that.
>>27513000At least password protect it under something like mikoboat.
>>27513242Based honest chad.
>>27510487No. I'd rather you losers stop trying to change /jp/ to suit your spam. Keep it at 2000 posts. If anything, I'd want to halve the image limit specifically for holothreads.
>>27513022>>27513040>>27513093>>27513100Notice it's always the fucking SEAniggers replying "Based." to everything shitty
>>27513191>Amelia>Goodnight Punpun
>>27513266But mori..
>male vtubersWhat's the point? Who the hell watches male streamers for their looks?
>>27513256They'll be available for non-members in a few weeks anyway, won't they?
>>27513191inaprison school
>>27513191Mori3-gatsu no LionSorry Ina
>>27513281Rent free
>>27513191GuraMajimoji Rurumo
>>27513191InaPrunus Girl, you uncultured fucks.
>>27513000Based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>27513022>holy based traitor-CHADI'm just so fucking tired of the reddit-tier white knighting of the holos here. The goslingposting has gone too fucking far. I have 5 bucks a month to spare and I don't much care for if posting members-only content isn't "wholesome chungus" or whatever, people luck Covers' boots as much as Covers licks the CCP boot
>>27513140Kiara does not have bipolar tendencies, she just gets angry. Getty angry isn't a sign of bipolar behavior.
>>275132791 free 2hu genocide.
>Favorite EN>Would you have sex with anons mom?
>>27513000all of South East Asia thanks you
>>27513333this anon is a fag
>>27513000Why the fuck even bother, is gonna be made public in a couple of hour anyways
>>27513281Based SEAderangedchad
>>27513298I have to let them live rent-free, they obviously can't afford to pay
>>27513191GuraI only watch anime :^)
>>27513303Based, if these retards want a hugbox they can go to plebbit.
>>27510208It was the uninterrupted suffering kino and redemption us birdbrains have been waiting for. Almost 2 hours for a single star. It was what the 6 hour minecraft stream would have been. I hate that she didn't hit 300k during it, because that would have been the perfect finish for it.
>>27513199All of themPost lyrics of random songs but swap some words for the chuubas' names.
>>27513000gura's popcorn money.....
>>27513274She lives the phoenix gimmick, dying over and over.
>>27510208I'm still surprised that this shitty edit I made in 2 minutes keeps getting posted.
>>27513191GuraNickelodeon probably, but anything Douman Seiman really
>>27513140If she was holding back yes, but since she's just not giving a shit, nope, she's just a shitposter.
>>27513288Both
>>27512905no, she won't be on EN server, 'cause the ban is still active
>>27513191GuraAkira
>>27513191Morioyasumi punpun
>>27513189>I only pirate to test games, will definitely buy them later!!Yes, provided I think they're worth buying.
I don't care that it gets uploaded, what surprises me is how many people here aren't gura members.
>>27513315gurayes if she is a lolibaba
>>27513281Please understand, we're conditioned to never pay for entertainment.
>>27513191InaHow do you have a favorite manga? If you've been reading manga for long enough then you will have tons of good titles under your belt.
>>27512830I'm a member of the circus so I sure do
>>27513315AmePounded her last night
>Favorite EN>Who do you think did 9/11
>>27513299Rurumo a CUTE
>>27513191MoriBerserk
>>27513348>>27513287What does Punpun being someones favorite manga say about them?
I wonder if cover is tired of getting emails from me at this point. reporting antis is a thankless job
>>27513191InaA Bride's Story.
>>27513367GuraI did
>>27512997every single piece of good art that is posted here is posted on redit by the artist themselves, dont be a fag
>>27513320If only there was someone like anon for Nenecchi's membership streams since those never go public. Nenecchi...
>>27513000dangerously based senchou
>>27513289 >women exist>fags existalso the homostars are all bros.
>>27513191AmeHoujou no Reizoku Elf
>>27513361Pick either the first one you think about or the one you've read the most.
>>27513367KiaraWoody and Buzz
>>27513367GuraChina
>>27513367gurahaachamachama
>>27513320for archival purposes in case shit hits the fan again
>>27512978I loved the MC collab but the bed shit is going to get annoying real fast if done repeatedly every night. 2hr stream is ~6 nights 20mins apart and the shtick already started to feel a bit tedious and overplayed during the first collab.
>>27513199More surveys
Nice job guyshttps://twitter.com/moccaliebeskind/status/1315075184857153536
>>27513000is going to be available for everyone in like 4 hours anonchama
>>27513367YouAlso you.
Do you guys think Gura would still be popular if she was holoJP and only spoke Japanese?
>>27513367MY favourite is WATSONWatson
>>27513367KiaraKiara
>>27513389I still feel like a holostarsEN would flop.
>>27513414Who did it
>>27513357>giving money to Cover, a company that routinely throws their talent under the bus and forces them to issue public apologies because they know less people will attack the chuubas compared to if it was a company statement
>>27513271>>27513287>>27513295>>27513347>>27513348>>27513371Pleb taste. Read more manga you pseudo-teens.
>>27513373Thanks anon
>>27513414Which one of you retards was it?
>>27513357There were plenty of posts when the trio were streaming begging for links or restreams.
>>27513191>Ame>Mushishisorry Ina
>>27513191GuraGunnm
>>27513373You're doing more work than their managers at this point.
>>27513414That's fucked, why do you niggers have to be such schizos.
>>27510208She hasn't gone unhinged enough yet. Too unhinged isn't on the table until she's on trial for war crimes in The Hague.
>>27513434i bet it was ebaums
>>27513134holy based oldCHAD
>>27513438But i've read a fuck ton of manga
>>27513367MoriIsrael
>>27513414What the fuck is wrong with people here
fingering gura's warm, wet cunny
>>27513414our local schizos just can't stop, can they?
>>27513414>https://twitter.com/moccaliebeskind/status/1315075184857153536Fucking bullshit, she was super cute. I loved her heavy german accent, and her model is super cute too.
>>27513438Give your top 3
>>27513414Which fucking nigger did this.
>>27513373Cover has no arrangement with 4chan for that kind of thing, sorry to tell you.