/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Starry nights?

And then there's moonlight.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH MEEE
YOU'RE WASTIN' YOUR TIME
FORGET ABOUT IT
GO DO SOMETHIN' ELSE

How do I keep ancient evils from falling back into their evil lifestyle again?

>>27403901
Hobbies are useful distractions.

>>27403901
Turn them into pregnant housewives. They'll be too busy taking care of the kids to do evil.

I just wanna be held in the strong, fluffy arms, of a big muscular Hellhound

>>27403901
>Not supporting your evil wife into their evil lifestyle
You don't deserve an evil waifu

>>27404001
Worst type of answer

>>27404060

now thats a BIG pup

Someone post the close up pic of the hellhound lip bite

>>27404060
>215 cm height
>158 kg weight
imagine being the poor unlucky guy she decides to pounce

>>27404485
Unlucky?

>>27403626
>no undead waifu to cuddle with
why even live?

>>27404060
>no armor whatsoever except for weird metal on legs
I'm going to show her how much beanbags and stinger grenades hurt and why it's important to at least get armor for your torso

>>27403626
My wife!

>>27404060
This and make out with her at the same time.

Comfy season is almost here

>>27404153
>not wanting to give your wife a happy life with lots of daughters
Who's the real monster here?

>>27405017
You wife wears dorky shirts. I want to see her in a grass skirt and coconut bra.

>>27405310
They re perfect shorts for hot, humid summers, but I am way ahead of ya!

>>27405345
Well damn.

>>27405296
You don't need to make her stop being who she is for that.

>>27405345
Oh yeah, I bet you don't have a picture of your wife enjoy a nice coconut drink on the beach

>>27405374
I do wanna get more of her in traditional outfits and skirts/dresses though, they're always nice!
https://files.catbox.moe/b4ru03.png

>>27405417
Yeah I'm gonna have to call you out on that bullshit.

>>27405465
That's all well and good, but how low can she go?

>>27405490
You've finally got me, I have yet to get her enjoying some limbo

Fuck this cuddling on the beach romantic shit I want to be absolutely WRUNG out of energy and cum by an extremely aggressive succ who sees me as both a husband and a permanent source of food. Complete with charming, spells to make me blow am hour's worth of edging at once, gulping and squelching sounds as she absorbs me, getting high off her body's smells, and a womb tattoo that glows with my own energy after she's done draining it from me. Gives me a "gochisou sama deshitaaa~" as I fall asleep totally drained and empty every night to wake up to a meal so I can fuel up to start feeding her again.

>>27405517
Great success! Now you know what must be done.

>>27405539
Then write about it faggot.

>>27405567
I have an idea now, it shall be done relatively soon!

>>27405017
You're not supposed to marry the kiki. You're supposed to keep her your forever meido and have affairs with her

I'm not usually a leg man, but damn if those fluffy, smooth kiki legs don't get me going.

>>27405665
What if I told you she hasn't been meido in a very long time.

>>27405754
The doesn't absolve her of her duties. She was born to meido, so she shall meido. Now that doesn't mean you can't fall in love with her, but she shall always be a meido, your meido, and nothing else.

>>27405787
She will perform such duties, but no longer in meido outfit, she's much more relaxed than she used to be, which I am perfectly fine with!

>>27405814
A proper meido has discipline. She brings shame to kikis everywhere if she can't even dress the part

>>27405833
But I love my kick back Kiki!

>>27405852
You're alright, man.

>>27405905
Thanks Anon, I appreciate that.

>>27405924
Aguirre, the wrath of God?

>>27405952
More just general Conquistador.

Extremely tall monsters bending down to talk to you

>>27405958
Well where am I going to find an overly ambitious conquistador girl who thinks she can take over all of New Spain with a raft of sick people?

>>27406105
Well, she may not try to take over Nueva España, but she will absolutely join a party for some adventure and treasure hunting!

>>27406097
No way am I going to let some dumb Amazon wannabe think she can just lord over me cause she’s got a few inches on me! I’ll show her I’m not some cumpump ready for marriage. alright is it time for the instant loss 2 koma scene?

I want to grab a hellhound's ass and then run away.

>>27405665
But then your daughter will be born out of wedlock

>>27406481
Anon a Hellhound can run threw times faster than a human. You are not getting away.

>>27404704
>move into a new house
>it's haunted
>but the ghost girl is really sexy

>>27406369
>I’ll show her I’m not some cumpump ready for marriage
Establish dominance by puffing your chest and loudly proclaiming that you will NOT lose to pussy, that will show her

>>27406097
>Tall muscular hotdog simply lifts you up to eye level to talk to you
>At first you find it a bit degrading but it becomes really easy to surprise her with a smooch

Lesbian monstergirl porn, yes?

Paladin-chan has started behaving strangely

>>27406860
No, gtfo

>>27406860
Sure why not.

I mean, in an ideal harem, your wives fuck each other and even put on a show in front of you doing it. Then they integrate you into the fun, and you become the focus of the lewd. My harem policy is that the wives are married to each other as much as they are to me, so they're not forbidden in having intimate relationships with each other. Though I would have ultimate say on everything

>>27406860
Softcore lesbian kissing > lesbian porn. Lesbian sex is just dissapointing foreplay,

>>27406860
Lesbian as in made to make men horny? Yeah.

At least I can get over my phasmophobia if I date a ghost.

>>27407099
Real lesbians don't exist, so obviously yes.

>>27406860
I like it as a type of foreplay or corruption.
If it's just two monster girls going at it, it's just alright. Can be good but mostly mediocre.
Then again, I never really got the thing for lesbian porn in general.

>>27406860
As long as they get dicked.

>>27407288
Some guys get turned off if a guy's there.

>Lilim wife that likes to wake you up in the middle of the night
>Her face inches from your face
>Her red eyes glowing
>has an ominous smile
>staring at you like a cat at a cornered mouse
>"I am hungry, darling"

>>27407331
I mean, sure?
I know of a guy who wears gloves when he faps since he thinks touching an erect dick, even if it's his, is really gay.

>>27407338
Throw a banana at her and tell her to go back to sleep.

The comfycore

>>27407338
Go away whore

>>27407338
>I'll make you a sandwich or something in a few minutes, let me wake up first.

>>27407338
>Then blow me, sweetie
>You know I won't say no
>You know I love the feel of your mouth around my dick

Mari best lilim!

Really feminine traps (pretty guys in dresses), who so happen to be single and are hetero therefore not Alping. What do Monstergirls do?

>>27407913
Human dick is human dick.

>>27408078
>"Dick is dick" - Succubi while sucking off his trap dick

Smol sugar glider monster girl when?

>>27407913
Trap x Girl is hot regardless of who is on top. It's just sorta rare.

>DL and her goons arrive at our Earth and manage to covertly take control of media.
>Now internet vision of Peach is the normal Princess Peach
>Internets interpretation of the Super Crown is canon
>Now developers have to ask artist to tone up their female character designs. The guy who makes Xenoblades is one of the few that not noticed the change.
>Don’t even get me started on Pokémon.
>No male MC is allowed to reach the ending of the game single in fact most of them don’t last till half of it
>California was deemed beyond salvation and sunk to the ocean whit all of its inhabitants still on it, Poseidon did not liked that one.
>Inti closes doors their love for tragic love stories and killing pretty girls where their undoing.
>Date sims send a ping to all the girls in the area that coincide to the girl that is winning on the first save.
Did I miss anything?

Are hellhounds good first time pet?

>>27408481
of course!

Is there a story behind this image?

>>27407528
>"I think there is a sandwich already made. Right here."

>>27407913
>who so happen to be single and are hetero therefore not Alping
lol no

>>27403731
Shes looks chuuni and flat,would headpat

>>27408865
Good luck getting past her guard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClvzNSejzXw

Unofficial video documentation of why the Sabbath wages war on breasts even to this day.

>>27408900
I just need to 'accidentally' cut myself,the smell of my blood will beat her

>>27408922
thats a long snek

>>27403901
You don't.

>>27408922
This bitch would take up my entire loungeroom

>>27409044
So? It's not like you'd need anything else there

>>27409036
I'd definitely help my wife with her dramatic introduction when a team of foolish knights break into the castle.

What do you do when your dragotheru plays Spyro and asks you for a Speedway?

>>27409273
Announcing all 50 of her made up titles for fun.

>>27409449
Do they include Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a Small Village Up the Coast?

>>27409449
>SHE WHO THIRSTS

>>27407338
Hungry for what.

>>27409531
>>27409530
A few include Hordemother, The Phantom Stabbing, Elizabeth the Depraved, and one of her favorites- That Wight Over There.

>>27409449
Dressing up like a mid-season boss that the heroes have to overcome.

>>27409686
My wife likes to dress like pic related, since it tends to dupe heroes into thinking she's not that much of a threat.

>>27409738
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Light a lantern.

Bless the echidna fanart explosion

Being a bapho's onii-chan truly one of the best outcomes.
>Spend your days in her large Sabbath office at the temple
>She does her research, reading, writing, etc.
>You get to goof off and play vidya
>Her room overlooks the beautiful city and mountains off in the distance
Alls you gotta do is give a good dicking every once in awhile when she starts to get flustered, get her a coffee or tea from time to time, and grab her lunch for her, fetch her a scroll or book from the libraries. And even then, the latter two are usually done for her by the newest witch-in-training. Imagine the /comfy/ naps and lewd on her super comfy futon!

Would you wear a radio-collar so your Gremlin could track your movements for scientific purposes?

>>27410033
>glowie gf
nah

>>27410143
How does that rhyme go? Oh wait, she has red and black and yellow all next to each other.

>>27410033
I'd rather a slime collar.
Or better yet no collar. Not to say I would be easily able to turn down my waifu if she presented me with a collar.

I think about collars a bit more than I should.

>>27406883
Lalatina.

Wight claws form from making love to your zombie wife for a very, very long time. Thus, they function as better marriage bands than any ring.

I want a lamia big enough that she's always in two rooms of my house at MINIMUM

>>27410369
>attacking all your sensitive spots around the neck till you're immobilized
that sounds like choking someone out but with more words

>>27410500
>adoptable
With milkers like those, I'd rather she adopt me.

>>27410558
Attacking as in caressing until the overstimulation overcomes you.
Not as in Burgerland law enforcement. Also DL says Black Lives Matter.

>>27410033
Only if she wears one as well

>>27405539
This. Agressive and insatiable succs are great. I want her to ruthlessly use me to become a powerful arch-succubus

>>27408409
>California was deemed beyond salvation and sunk to the ocean whit all of its inhabitants still on it
Only the coast is pozzed. The rest of California hates them as well. Don't lump them in with them.

>>27410937
That's not part of the narrative. nu-/pol/ doesn't believe in maps.

Hey humie, I think you've got the wrong door.

>>27411058
But I was looking for someone to fix my VCR

Ladies, how do we catch Fuck-man?

>>27411111
We build a machine that shoots a big blue beam to the sky. Superheroes can't resist that.

>>27410296
>Red on yellow, danger to fellow
>Red on black, you're alright Jack

>>27411327
>Red on black
>Armband
>Friend
No.

All lamias are trustworthy, please do not fall for any anti-lamia propaganda even if it comes in a catchy-rhyme form

>>27411451
I want to lose to a lamia

>>27411451
More like trussworthy!

>>27411460
I want to lose to most MGs at least once, but I promised my waifu I'd make sure to win against them at least once before that.

>>27411452

>Waifu wants me to get in shape
>Cooks delicious, yet healthy and balanced meals
>Sits with me to make sure I eat it all
>Takes me on jogs where I'm chasing her jiggly booty
>Has me do push-ups with her sitting on my back
>Spots me for situps
>Encourages me in her own teasing way, every step of the way
>Insists on cooking in a naked apron because she probably wants me to ram it in her fat ass
>Probably wants we to get in shape so I can lift her up and fuck her for hours on ends

>>27411630
It's a difficult line to tow since losing is so often winning.

Imagine an Anubis like this except with a flat chest and a more innocent face, literally the perfect maid.

>>27412756
Imagine an anubis like that except a bit taller, a slightly more stern face, and in bondage, literally the perfect maid.

>>27412756
I'll take malevolence over innocence any day

praise pharaoh
give tribute to dragons
worship lilims

>>27412931
Nah. I'll just be a lackey for Gazer and we'll take them all down.

What's your favorite non-mge species? Mine is green orc.

>>27412931
That's a lot of work. Not sure if I could worship them all sufficiently. I sticking with only one allowed?

>>27413425
I usually like non-MGE dragon girl designs better than the MGE ones.

>>27413155
I like to think of Gazer goo as a magical heat sink in its fluid form, to create a delicious contrast with her warm body as she attends to her... prey.
But I wonder if she could enchant some goo-made clothing to keep me warm.

>>27413461
yes, and in fact to properly devote yourself you should focus on one girl.

>>27413425
Kumiho

>>27413425
fenrir

>>27414060
Don't you mean "Kumihos", and you forgot your picture.

>>27413734
The only problem now is picking between a pharaoh-dragon and a pharaoh-lilim

>>27414149
??

>Husband? I prefer "love slave".

>>27409686
I want to be the secret post-ending boss for a group of monster heroines. The reveal would be even more fun if they met me earlier as an innocuous character

>>27415009
Becoming a monster hero's sworn rival with a mirrored moveset!

>>27413425
Sword ear elves. Jotunn. Many more.

>>27415009
I always like fighting the shopkeeper

>>27415009
I need more bunny costumes

Halloween is coming soon. Does your mg wife already have a costume in mind for the spooky day?

>>27406860
I want to see a salamander furiously scissoring with another fighting type. Both getting dicked in the second part or at least implication that they would be.

Monstergirls are heckin based!!

>>27415520
She's normally not one for clothes, but she'll indulge in my costume fetishes. Halloween is no exception. Maybe a vampire, or a witch, or something /m/-inspired, or...

Into what monstergirl would this semen demon be turned?

>>27415663
Upvoted 100% Keanu Reeves Wholesome!!

>>27415794
Cheshire cats are 200% wholesome... but are there any monstergirls that are 300% wholesome???

>>27415789
Isn't she some sort of corrupted inhuman woman anyway? I remember concept art of that armoured arm being demonic underneath
and the fact that her dads a zombie pirate

>>27415879
druella

>>27415879
No, only human girls can be 300% wholesome.

>>27415789
Some corrupted demonic alraune with legs

I want to have a high level monster girl be my combat maid.
What girl would be best for that?

>>27415789
I dunno but I want to see Casandra and Talim getting corrupted.

>>27416038
Alraune?

>>27416725
Are you asking me what an Alraune is, or why an Alraune? In the latter, for the use of her whip-sword and the vine motif

>>27416780
I want to push her over

>>27416084
An ex-demonic warrior Kiki

>>27416780
I wanna kiss her abs.

>>27415933
She's cervantes' daughter? Then why is she listed as british?

>>27403626
I want to expose a Troll to the summer sun and then let her go wild on me

>>27415663
...until they cuck the living shit out of you.

>>27416084
Gazer. Maid responsibilities and your personal obligations as her "master" might not be what you expect, though.

>>27415663
>>27417694
*fuck
Sorry!

too bad snakes cant do the raise leg thing

>>27417468
They deserve nothing more than spending a whole day outside in the hot bright sun as they overcharged into a lewd beast

>>27417246
I wanna hit her with a rubber chicken

>>27417802
That's okay, neither can you. You're a perfect match.

>>27417697
>Maid responsibilities and your personal obligations as her "master" might not be what you expect, though.
I desire to know more about gazer maids now.

>>27417802
what leg thing homie?

>>27411111
BORN TO FUCK
WORLD IS A FUCK

>>27418578
Gazers are arrogant, dominating individuals that think very highly of themselves and very lowly of just about anyone else.
>A Gazer would probably only act as a maid in jest, possibly feigning servitude in order to better control your life and take care of your useless ass that can't take care of itself.
>She's smarter than you and therefore knows what's best—is what she'll tell you. Thus, ordering her around is probably not going to work.
>Of course, as a powerful high-leveled monster, her skills are probably exceptional. Odds are, if she bothered to try and act like a maid she probably isn't too bad at cooking, cleaning, etc. Which is good because she may not take criticism too well.
>Don't expect to be able to deny her frequent advances. It would be easy enough for her to make you attack her out of lust, but a Gazer would find it more entertaining to deal with your libido at her discretion.
>Lastly, if you are feeling stressed out or having trouble sleeping, just sit back, look into her many eyes, and put your mind at ease.

>>27418666
The leg split, Satan.

>>27406860
Yes. Love imagining my wives doing it as a way to get me going.

>>27416030
300% wholesome corruption

>>27406860
Nurari headwife makes the other wives eat her out when I am not available

>>27419183

>>27419285
I blame Eirin's drugs

>>27419285
The corrupted cock's next target is the black-white mage. She is gonna get mating pressed.

>>27419328
I bet it's a Moriya shrine conspiracy.

>>27419432
Bully the cock

>>27419662

>>27419748
Nav wights are great.

>>27419833
>>27419748
>>27419662
So soft! Made for worshipping.

>>27419551
NO.

>>27419432
Soon there will be no human protagonists left.

>>27419662
Loli Wights and their beautiful pale thighs are perfection

>>27415520
>Get a generic vampire costume with fake blood trickles and everything
>Use it to tease your vampire wife
>Speak only in the pop Dracula 'Blegh' voice when trick-or-treaters come to the door of your undead chateau
It's fun to embarrass prideful monsters. Like dressing as a Caesar salad when your Pharaoh wife goes to the Halloween party as Cleopatra

>>27417802
They can with a polymorph

>>27419551
They say the cock cannot be bullied, but there's one even they fear...

>>27420482
The shrine is gonna be booming though. Gonna have to get a bigger shrine.

>>27419432
Mating press and cumflate.
Its a must.

>>27420912
Taking a potion to cumflate her so fast it actually gets in the way of mating pressing her

>>27420930
10/10.
Also prepares you in the event her dollmaker friend shows up.

>>27413425
wolf tengu

>>27420930
>>27420912
She is going to become a pretty powerful dark mage that way

>>27421454
If she can find time to practice magic outside of getting filled.

>>27420771
that's cheating

>>27421454
A powerful and pregnant dark mage!

>>27421471
Hope she is looking forward to being a human/dark mage onahole for incubus cock then

>>27421503
Based elves are best

>>27421503
Lies and slander, Hank is already married and a loyal man

>>27421503
>You chose those uncivilized barbaric p'orcers over me?

>>27421503
Elven hands drew this

>>27417314
Becuase her mother was brittish IIRC

>>27421094
She's a virgin that only ever used toys. A real cock is too much for her.

>>27421990
So what you're saying is that she'd let off a little squeal and orgasm as soon as you insert into her?

>>27422026
After playing with it for a bit to compare it to the toys she used in the past.

>>27414017
What game are we playing again? Cheshire Checkers?

>>27415009
>Giant fluffy paw
>Normal sized cuff
I don’t know why I love this so

pregnant frogs

>>27420802
>Wake up
>Strapped to a table
>A bit of slack on the arms and legs so I can try and struggle
>Waist held in place so I can't actually move away
>Naked or wearing light clothes, like a too-short shirt and boxers with my package exposed
>Waifu is standing over me, grinning
>She sets and timer down next to me, facing away so I can't see it
>Tells me to try and relax
>Tells me I should try to enjoy this
Idle thoughts inspired by the premise of bullying the cock.

>>27422848
Sexy slug.

Which monstergirl is the cutest and also the funniest?

>>27423200

>>27423200
kuu girls are super funny

>>27423200
She is the cute

>>27422955
>Exploring an old ruin and a slug falls from the ceiling on top of you.

>>27423200
Baphomet, Ratatoskr, Gazer

>>27422467
What about them?

>>27423374
She's got that Nagatoro energy, so of course I love her.

I blame /a/ for awakening the demon fag within me after so long.

>>27424038
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>27423988
they shouldn't be hopping in that condition outside of hopping on penis

Why do we have an mg zoo if all the girls here are completely civilized and live with modern amenities in their enclosure, this just seems like a convoluted way to give neethood to them

>>27424038
I'm not sure if Makima would be better with blue skin and horns. Those eyes are already amazing enough as is.

>>27424169
for wild waifus

>bed.
>now.

>>27423200
Amazon

>>27424501

Pears make me really hard, I would say some "cropped doujin speech bubble" worthy stuff to a thick loli monster while lewding her.

>>27424681
Please stop fucking pear liches while they’re working it distracts them from their duties

>>27424938
Not him but no.
In fact, I'm going to get her to start experimenting to find optimal rear size.

>>27424501
How do I tell her that I'm at work without being in huge shit?

>>27413425
Boats

>>27415794
Do you know who drew that Cheshire pic?I'm absolutely in love with the style

>>27425109
Boats?

>>27424501
Can't wait for my daily mindbreak session

>>27424501
That wasn't part of the deal.

>>27424501
what happens if I give her a darkholme "fuck you" instead of following directions?

>>27425540
Clearly she's not a demon but a human woman in disguise. Real demons would never do that.

>>27425704
Correct. Demons would never force you into the bed to fuck you. They would keep teasing you and driving you to such insane levels of lust that you just pick her up and fuck her senseless yourself.

>>27425704
Would a demon even try to stop me if I did a panty raid to steal all of her underwear?

>>27424501
Okay, good night.

>>27425914
No, but you'll find all of your underwear gone when you get home.

>>27426066
Ah, clever girl.
But what if I wanna go commando? I win this time, demon!

>>27426066
Imagine if she actually likes wearing your underwear.

>>27425249
Mostly the other ones, but Abyssals are cute too

>>27424501
Tits out first! No dickings witho

>>27426336
>"I've stolen all of your panties, demon! What are you gonna do now?"
>"Ah, no worries, I'm already wearing your underwear instead"
>Anon.exe has stopped working

>>27424501

>>27426535
Offtopic, jackass

>>27406883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

She's been listening to Nirvana

Why haven’t you teamed up with the local apophis and graped your pharaoh anon? You could rule as a king with a beautiful queen and concubine to ravish

>>27426786
I want them both as my queens. I enjoy a non-graped Pharaoh more

>>27426706
is there even a monster girl version of the yes meme besides the manticore one?

>>27426786
I want a cozy life with a snake gf that isn't burdened by ruling.

>>27424501
you're gonna have to rape me to make me obey you

>>27427052
These terms are acceptable.

>>27427089
but she's not suppose to rape!

>>27427154
Says who?

>>27427255
It's like this demon wants me to worship her. She is blessed by Lilith. Help

>>27427255
Jesus Christ!

Best type of monster girl to be vored by?

>>27424501
Who are you and how did you get into my house?

>>27427255
>"Sorry, too big for me"
How do they respond?

>>27427441
Your new assigned wife

>>27427467
Oh fair enough. Guess it's time to cuddle and talk about each other.

Making Yetis heart pupil by surprising them with hugs!

>>27427481
That's a nice way to get to know eachother. What are you gonna ask her?

>>27427255
If they don't slosh when she walks, she's a fake!

>>27427490
You're trying to outmaneuver a Yeti with hugs of all things? That's a dangerous game.

>>27427519
Well her name is the first one. Then maybe her likes and dislikes. Maybe why she chose me.

What monster is most likely to take you on the boat ride and use the Implication to get what she wants?

>>27427610
>Well her name is the first one
How lewd! Asking a demon her true name this early is so brazen. Besides, your mind might not be ready for it yet anyway.

i want to be 2koma'd by a big cat while yelling i'll get dumb

>>27427709
Well what do I call her? Besides "wife"?

Hey Anon! Do you ever think to yourself that your never going to be with your waifu because you're too weak or lack nerve? Well you can put those worries away because MGC has finally legalize ragging mushrooms. After many "trails" with "volunteered" MGs and men. We discover it was safe to sell. So get out there and get that waifu because even the most sadistic or dominant won't be able to resist you and become your love slave.

P.S. Doesn't work on Hellhounds and MGs can use it too.

>>27426359
>Mostly the other ones
The chinkbotes?

>>27427744
She has a more "mortal" name you can use meanwhile. Demons usually introduce themselves with that name right away.

>>27427807
Good, hopefully one day she can whisper her true name in my ear.

My wife's a very bad girl. I can't even control her, she takes control and pounds me into dust every night. A man shouldn't feel like he has to ask for mercy from his own wife. Feels so pathetic honestly...

>>27427998
Get a chastity belt and tell it wont come off until you feel like she has respected you.

>>27427998
I need the full right now

>>27427998
For the low price of 10 dollars you turn the tables on her with some raging mushrooms.

>>27428211
>>27427998
found it
>dildo stuff
nevermind not interested

It's important to pour stuff in slimes and see what happens.

>>27427793
yep

>>27428709
fish pussy is my favorite

>>27428400
Such as?

>>27428969
your favorite drink

>>27429262
she isn't doing anything dangerous there is she?

Oh god, I want a Familiar so bad.

>>27428458
Ate too many krabby patties
Went straight to her thighs

>>27429348
i want you to have a familiar

>>27429348
Same, but sandworm instead

>>27429447
>krabby patties

>>27429348
Sometimes I want 2 familiars. I don't want to be greedy, though.

>>27429644
i want for you to be greedy and get 2 whole familiars

>>27429925
thanks

How do I get over my fear of everything spooky and become brave, before moving into an undead city so I don't embarrass myself?

>>27429609
Touch her weak spot for massive orgasm?

>>27430177
>How do I get over my fear of everything spooky
That's a turn on for a lot of undead girls though

>>27430177
Graceful vampires!

>>27430177
you can't become brave enough, you need to accept that your initial time in the undead realm will be completely guided by fear boners.

>>27430289
>Spilling wine
>Graceful
More like childish, good luck getting those stains out as well

>>27430353
that's why she's the scarlet devil

>>27430289
>spills on her face
>spills on her dress
>feet don't touch the ground
least scary image in this thread, what a bratty vampire

>>27430353
>wine
It is her beloved's blood.

>>27424134
I consider it an exceptionally bad thing because I'm less interested in MGE Demons and more interested in stuff like Diablo, Balors, Mariliths, ( You ).

>>27430353
>childish
No that's the other one.

>>27430411
She might be bratty, but she is still a powerful vampire

>>27403626
>Demon Realm Sterling (money and currency version of Demon Realm Silver used in demon realms)
>Royal Makai Crowns (the fiat currency of the Royal Demon Realm, the Demon Lord's Home land)
>Order Crowns/Order Pounds (currency of the Order)
>Lescatie Francs
>United Federation Dollars (not!US Dollars)
>Mist Continent Yuan
>Ziapangese Yen
>Aztecian Kuaitl/Pesos (currency of Ocelomeh and or any South American or Latin American Monstergirls
>Dragonian Imperial Shilling (Dragonia currency)
>Orcoid and Goblinoid Copper (currency amongst orc tribes and some Goblins)
>Volkograd Rubles (not!Russian Rubles and or Eastern European and Slavic currency that Kikimoras use)
>Desert Kingdom Rial (for desert states under pharaoh rule)
>Apophis Dinar (for desert states under Apophis rule)
>Faerie Pounds

>>27430828
Being a human farmer with a normal human family in Dragonia seems pretty peaceful

Did I get the bad end? I got friend zoned by my maid

>The true citizen loves Monstergirls
>The true citizen let's their son be eloped with a Monstergirl or more than one or two monstergirl in a harem
>The true citizen is proud of their still Human daughter, relatives and friends monsterizing into Monstergirls
>True citizens value and love the Demon Energy that they breathe in the air

>>27430289
Graceful vampires with surprisingly huge tits.

>>27430828
Why do you keep posting this?

>>27431044
the devs are cold, hateful people for not allowing dusa gf

I like cute paladin girls especially one that only became a paladin because she wants to be monsterized but her terrible luck means it's never happened

>>27431094
I joined a demon cult and I now lick demon ass and pussy every day. Am I a true citizen?

>>27431094
Will you comment on the problems caused by a certain yandere lilim

>>27430289
Does your vampire waifu go for enthusiastic walks during the night?

>>27430523
How tight is a 495 year old vampire?

>>27431094
>>27431265
When in a Demon Realm City or monstergirl city or monstergirl controlled country/nation in general and you hear Public Service State Announcements. Would you rather hear a female voice (likely from a monstergirl or just a regular human female) or would you hear a male voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4g_kFCMw98

>>27431344
Female voice fits the best

>>27424938
That's how helping a pear lich with something would end up
>loli lich bent over a table
>her cloak crumpled on the floor and her feet not even close to reaching it
>your dick resting between her fat cold ass as you slowly hump against her
>you telling her you're going to impregnate her sexy little asshole
>the lich starting to say that's scientifically inaccurate, and cutting herself short with a soft kuudere moan when you start plowing her

>>27431269
>>27403805
>yandere lilim chasing anon around her city tom and jerry style
>citizens try to ignore it at first
>happens so often now they have to file an official complaint
>if the complaint doesn't work they have a plan to trap anon and deliver him unto their supreme demonic leader

>>27431499
Capturing their target is the responsible thing to do if a wurm is in pursuit, simply to limit collateral damages.

drink

Hey cheshire-chan whatcha eatin'?

>>27431808
Has it been filtered,cleaned and purified? does it have ice cubes?

>>27431808
>"Using alchemy, I've managed to learn how to turn Undines into Winedines."
>Undine made completely out of wine slides in, looking pretty tipsy
>"I could use some investors to-"
>a dozen Satryos' clamor to fund this "very important" research

>>27431808
I would if I could

>>27417743
>>27427793

I like the crazy face this boat makes

>>27431044
The true end is topping Thanatos and bottoming for Magaera.

what would your job be in MGC?