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>Ame rushing to end so she can watch Gura play MC
>>27436680Mori has a fucking concert coming up. And at least one original song a month according to her insane schedule.
Gura's bgm is drilling into my brain
>Ame wants to abandon our date to watch GuraHeterobros...we lost...
Ame rushing the end of our date so she can go home and watch Gura play Minecraft...
How do holoJPs avoid the seed fuckers when they press f3? The people who want to "help" and hack to find everything on the map?
>Ame getting bored with the date and wanna watch Gura play Minecraft instead
>>27436646>Implying we even know what HER specs are
>Check /hlg/>Gura is living in their heads rent free
>>27436743im cute
>>27436714Really the only questionable part was the Ryzen 3 2200G, the onboard graphics are cool but it'd bottleneck any new GPUs. Especially if she wants that RYX 3080
We're literally boring to Ame, this date is a disaster...
>>27436749It's only fair that me and my wife support our daughter
>>27436754That does sound like a real date holy shit
Mori love.
http://poal.me/6apre5http://poal.me/6apre5http://poal.me/6apre5http://poal.me/6apre5
>>27436743god im cute
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2oI'm really curious about the dinner.
>Ame wants to cuck Teamates with GuraKek. Goslings can't compete with the OTP.
http://poal.me/svywa6Vote!
This bgm makes me want to do things.
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality and her youtube experience.
>Ame cares more about Gura than us
>Getting cucked by Gura
>wants to end the date to watch guraI can't think of a better way to end the night than curling up in bed with Amelia and watching Gura play minecraft
I miss laser tag so much. This date is too nostalgic now
As of this stream,I'm 94.19% Gura is on Texas.
>>27436744>>27436749>>27436754Imagine paying membership to get rushed out
>>27436763Are you really that bored with the date, Ame?
>>27436743I wanna fuck this tentacult
Hope Ame joins Minecraft for some spontaneous collab
Requesting coupon of Gura NTRing us
>>27436749I'm kinda on the same boat. Date was 10/10 content though
Hololive Minecraft Hunger games when?
I love Kiara!
>>27436760the same is true of /hlgg/ at this point
the dates almost over because she wants to watch gurathe shark is stealing her from us bros
>>27436760Probably just numberfags trying to stir shit wherever they can.
>>27436764It's been shit for the past hour and a half, despite what goslingposters will say it's literally been walking around doing nothing, after she started early.
>>27436787while amelia rides me
Ame is about to barf on our date...
Ame-chan's fat, sweaty tits!
>>27436768As if Pedomee wouldn't have dropped the date 10 minutes in to watch Gura
>>27436760They're here rn.
Teamates how do we salvage this date, she's getting bored
So Gura is a zoomer and Ame a boomer what is everybody else?
>Ame keeps talking about wanting to see Gura>Now her tummy hurtsBROS SHE WANTS TO DITCH US
>>27436749Best duo.
I have a migraine
>>27436749>>27436752>>27436754BASED>>27436760Lmfao why am I not surprised
as much as i want to support roboco i just got tired of apex.look at pekora and korone. They actually play new games. They retain 20-40k viewers.
How would you guys react if she goes full Watchaama and barfs at the end of the date. She keeps complaining about her tummy.
>/u/fags getting uppity againGonna be a shit thread, yep.
>lizard fishAmphibianbros...
Gura is the dessert for our dinner
>>27436729SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>>27436760Our Shark literally CANNOT stop winning.
Well she was into it one year ago so she might have good specs
>>27436781Look at HER!
>>27436781should have been drawn with Ame's empty, souless eyes.
>Gura cucking GoslingsI'm a chumbud now.
>>27436816Activate plan roofie!
>>27436749>tfw I will never get cucked by a smug loliI should have brought that Ame membership.
>>27436729
>>27436095But it is kinda boring. For some reason it doesn't feel genuine.With Kiara you can feel the "retard plays minecraft for the first time"-energy which makes it extremely enjoyable.Gura on the other hand, what is she going for? Is it "playing for the first time" or "have played this before and know stuff already"?This combination just feels wrong.Examples would be:>should I dig straight down guys?>does spawn point mean i'm going to spawn here when I die?>trying to build long torches>getting a horse in the first hourtl;dr: Gura feels like a taxi driver asking if he's supposed to stop at red lights or not drive over pedestrians while also drifting around corners doing 50.
>>27436763look ame I know you've got some tech knowledge but I'd really rather you focus on our date
>>27436783I gave up and started playing Astel singing in the background
>>27436819A literal lifeless husk
>>27436743I want to fuck you anon
Don't forget >>27436554
Teamates BTFO for the 147th time this month.
>>27435727Ame masturbates on stream when
>>27436785>>27436786>>27436787So that's why she started early?
>açai bowlCOME TO BRAZIL
AÇAI CHADS
>>27436754just like your actual date would say irl. Ame is a genius
>>27436801but we like it
>>27436749I want to abandon the date too to watch Gura.
HOOCHA
>AçaibowlBR? BR?
really want mori to sing some revengeance songs now
>>27436760It's honestly for the best, anything to get them away from their canine fascination
Reminder that vtubers are characters played by actors.
Ame is gonna make Gura cut her Minecraft stream early because she's horny and needs to masturbate with the shark on Discord!
>>27436806>never been on a fucking date
>>27436817Nene is cute
>>27436816Just grope her ass.
OH SHIT DINNER TIME FUCKKKKKK IM GONNA GOSLING
>let me out>when is it gonna finish?>I don't feel goodteamates...
>>27436783pekora bgm overpowers it
Do you think Ame would want a second date with us?
>>27436828>he doesn't like the cute girls being cute togetherWhat are you, fucking gay?
>>27436749Shown the fucking door... Feels bad Teamates
this date is a disaster...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27436818>first and last date with ameliaGOSLING BROOOOOOSSSSS
>StomachacheBros? I thought Ame’s period was a couple weeks ago.
>>27436746Damn that's awesome, then HoloEN will probably end up singing way more than HoloJP
To be fair, I would ditch the date for Gura, too.
>Ame wants to end stream soon to watch Gura's MC.All's good, we're gonna watch Gura with her, bros.
>>27436834HER pc specs are floating around somewhere aren't they?
DINNER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27436554Meh. Haven't really watched his videos but sure why not. It's free publicity and her music gets more recognition. Or is he really that cancerous?
DINNER WITH AME
>>27436843Seeing Kiara try to make long torches was the funniest shit
It's time. Please don't kill the image limit
>>27436852wtf
DINNER
>>27436843The veteran player experience
oh god no
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>27436871Actors can be bad
what the fuck is happening
>>27436883ironic
>>27436554>>27436852She was already talking about having a guest this morning, so I'm gonna take a stab and say that this is going to happen.
Just got to the date so that means I haven't been the one fucking it up, so mine's successful right?
>>27436729God, Mori producing "GUH" samples is the best thing I've heard this week.
>Gura gained 4k subs from the start of this streamSo this is the power of minecraft...not bad
dinner date with amelia.....
ONLY AMELIA
>>27436900God I never noticed how hot the high waisted skirt was
>schnorted
Açaí farm owner here. You literally cannot surpass my level, Gura is mine.
>>27436871MASAKA!?
bros, I don't know if I'm gonna make it
>>27436893No
Ah, crap... are we gonna have Goslings trying to get revenge on Gura now?
>prerecorded date
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M ACTUALLY HAVING DINNER RIGHT NOW WITH AMELIA
>>27436856I had a dream that she had a members-only stream where she read fanfiction about herself and got progressively more worked up.
>oh no i shartedgurachaama?
oh god she's just looking at me, what do I talk about
What do I say???? Im nervous!
There's a war coming
>You ride sitting on Ame's lap, facing herl-lewd.
>YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWhy is that so cute fuck aaaaa
>>27436875What angle are you going for here dude? This is some serious cope.
Can you Amefaggots cease and desist? Nobody gives a fuck about your "date."
w-what do I say, shes just sitting there
>>27401032The proof that hlg are dog fuckers and I don’t mean korone just scroll down
Her claps are so smol
I'm watching Gura while using a safety razor to shave the skin off of the heel of my foot.
>>27436746She said in one stream (Possibly members) that this month will be original and next month will be a cover.
>>27436912https://streamable.com/rfur6y
>>27436770My ever-expanding Mori folder appreciates you anon
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>the silence gave me a big shot of anxiety jesus
Eating hamburger helper and broccoli with Amelia!
dinner with my smug gf....
seduction
I'm gonna .... I'm gonna...
>>Gura familiar with everyone saying acai bowlShe's a wagie working at a salad bar. How's my narrative?
guys im eating right now how did she know
DINNER DATE TIME
>>27436871If they're played by actors, then when will a vtuber played by Ryan Gosling debut?
>>27436938Nobody cares about you either faggot
>get to show my senpai
Holy shit I didn't expect her to go all out like this
>>27436770around 10 hours for the minecraft collab with kusotori, cant wait
>snoretedWhat did Gura mean by this?
oh god Ame
Now this is real content
Shit, what do we order?
>>27436778
Yes Amelia, eat your fill
here comes the gosling rain
>>27436935It gets me every time
amelier... me insulin shot... me no feel god
HOLY SHIT THIS IS KINO
JESUS CHRIST IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A TEAMATE RIGHT NOW
>>27436931this reminds me of Christmas waifufagging on /a/. 11/10
>the "girlfriend experience" was more than a memeI think I might become a Kiara oshi bros
>>27436947Perfection
>>27436953Good thing I wasn't the only one.
>>27436947deathby moe
this is it, bros
>>27436938I think it would be better if it was a huge joke dinner at the end, this is getting weird now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABROS I'M NERVOUS FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Not gonna lie, Gura having a bed and seeping through the nights is not as fun as Kiara getting bodied every 3 minutes.
With this Ame stream I have become a Gosling and it's all Amelia's fault
>>27436924Bros, I can't...
>>27436944best of luck
>since you guys are payingAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27436957This kiara ritualposter
This is the stuff....
>>27436900>>27436904>>27436915>>27436917>>27436931>>27436932>>27436953>>27436954>>27436973amecucks are fucking pathetic
Odds on gremlin noises before the end of the date?
>legit eating pizza watching this stream>now in italian restaurant bros...
>>27436843she's just having fun and talking about it. if that doesn't appeal to you then you probably won't like her channel.
>>27436931Just Amelia.
>>27436900>>27436904>>27436915>>27436917>>27436931>>27436932>>27436953>>27436954>>27436973>>27436994
>>27436900What's the thing in the corner?
>>27436897I missed that part and don't want to suffer through her technical difficulties, do you have a timestamp?
>>27436834i thought she was a poorfag?and its not like u could monetize the content she had on HER channel
that creeper had perfect comedic timing
She respectfully listens while you explain the current state of /hlgg/
>>27436947mori pls
>>27436994are you serious. lol.
>>27436852If it's on brand like a rap competition why would you care? I would be disappointed if it's just talking about anime but if they're doing something music related it's fine.
PIZZA TIME
Bros... I can't.I can't keep myself from being in love with her. She owns my soul.
>>27436973ill have a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>27437005who hurt you
According to /hlg/, this lacks soul.
I can't tell how much is Gura not knowing because she quit before a bunch of updates or if she is just playing around but this minecraft stream feels off
>>27436714Will the people talking about her specs even get noticed in a chat of 50,000 people?>>27436763It's a rental, she's not going to be upgrading this one.
what the fuck is this
I can't wait to collab with Gura! We'll have so much fun together!
>>27436957CUTE!
>>27437014heh
I honestly didn't expect her to go this hard on the "date" stuff
Oh Ame
>>27437005You fucks can never say she isn't selling a girlfriend simulator ever again.
>>27437005Maybe, but at least we arent dogfucking antis
>>27436909She did retweet a post from the trash taste twitter account
>>27436973I'm getting the meat lover's
>this music Ya boi boutta get some bb
>>27437015I accidentally screencapped twice, didn't realize it showed the preview.
>going dutchI wish i had a cute sugar mom
>>27436993I didn't watch Gura to watch tiny blue Kiara redux, anon. They should all have different styles.
>>27437020It's the exact opposite of what would've happened to Kiara.
Jesus christ I'm literally grinning ear to ear.This is peak KinoHealing
>>27437014HOLY BASED
paypigs btfo
Why is Pizzaria serving streak?
>medium rareBUY BUY
>>27437014YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSYES YES YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
>>27436949Always happy to help out a fellow Deadbeat.>>27436968Same, should be fun so long as bakatori doesn't go hard on the yuri stuff again. /u/ isn't to my tastes desu
>Please let me into the JP server
>>27437040Pedomee...
AAAAAAAAAAA SO SOULFUL
HOLY FUCK GOSLINGBROS CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THIS STREAM WAS MONETIZED
>>27436973BUBBA PIZZA
>>27437014That's the ticket
Chat>GURA WHO IS YOUR SENPAIThese sharkniggers don't even know what Hololive is do they, just here for le epic reddit shark ecks dee
>>27437044>medium rareliterally perfect in every way
This is the pinnacle of Girlfriend Experience. No one can even come close to match this.
>>27437014the winning son gets the trophy
She's a fucking genius, this is great.
Goslingchads, we won........
>>27437034Isn't that just a takeout menu?
holy shit the goslings actually won
>>27437014NO SONNOT AGAIN
>lemme in>LEMME IN>OPEN UP YOU YELLOW CUNTSG-gura...
>>27437014OH NO NO NO EXPLAIN THIS????
>>27436778So this is the dinner. Holy fuck.*chair clattering*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Gura begging to be let in the jp servermanager will kneel
>>27437014Why would he cheat on his VOMS harem like that?
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27437005I mean, yeah? thats already been established. Why are you mentioning that now?
Ame...
Is Ame the type of girl to put out on the first date?
>>27436976Why stop there? Keep going.
She likes it medium rare bros!
>>27436843Girls have the amazing power of being able to completely unlearn something after tons of experience with it. She also apparently watches pewdiepie so like Kiara some of her experience is just from watching, and you can see how that worked out for Kiara.
>>27437034let /hlg/ cope
>>27437085inb4 copyright strike
>YEEAHHHH
>>27436871EN is basically them acting like themselves, they dont even do fake voices like majority of JP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxx8IWIvKg0For the Teamates.I'm sorry I can't witness this in person because I'm a poor collegefag, but to the investigators, enjoy this song.
Is this what a rushia members stream is like?
I'm dying
Can you fucking imagine the superchats if she monetized this stream and it wasn't members only
>>27437075It's so fucking tiresome.
>>27437075>These sharkniggers don't even know what Hololive is do theyA majority of them didn't even know Amelia existed. Gura is Hololive to them.
>My eyes are up here
>>27437075Her viewers didn't even know who Amelia was during their collab.
>>27437014>Our son is winning
ok now it's getting weird, I'm uncomfortable
>>27437014another one to NTRoberu folder
>>27437014Ame's hair in here even looks like sex hair
>>27436869>JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER REINCARNATION
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
LET HER PLAY ON FUCKING JP SERVER MANAGER SAMA
>>27437079that's very cute I wonder what the rest of the girls are thinking
I wonder how many of these goslingfags are posting unironically.
Oh fuck you, Ame
>what do you mean we should see other people
>>27437014HoloEn really likes cucking their viewers
What is HER endgame, bros? Truly she has a goal other than bigger numbers.
>>27437019>poorfagLiterally any narrative you have heard is just that. Nobody knows anything about her outside of the information she has provided.
>goslings getting too arrogantToday, I will remind them.
>Girlfriend Experience streamer>Has angry problems when streaming gameschecks out
>>27437117No wonder everyone hates Rushia
>>27436957I love my pretty chicken
this production value and commitment to the bit is amazing.
im smiling so much it hurts, bros my heart is gonna burst
She got us some spaghettis to spill, how nice of her.
>>27437085I was planning on eating out tonight...
>>27437088I can't believe that gura said the n word for 3 minutes straight after seeing an illager
>>27437144me on the left
>>27437014OUR SON CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
wait I was in ironically I'm not ready for this
SPAGHETEAMATES
Gura just now ->Please let me into the JP server I wanna say hi to everyone>I want my senpais to come over and seeInteresting, they might actually be barred from the JP server like the Holostars? Or she could just be dumbly avoiding mentioning it's because of the generic collab ban?
jesus christ im lagging with chat open. this pajit code can't handle gura's massive cunny
>>27436843>But it is kinda boring. For some reason it doesn't feel genuine.Gura at least has *some* experience because HER used to play minecraft but feels the need to pretend like she's brand new for whatever reason, Kiara is an actual noob who's not good at videogames in general which why she feels more "genuine"
>>27437121>Can you fucking imagine the superchatsIt would crash my browser at 99% CPU for sure
>>27437077Are there no HoloJPs, IDs, or CNs doing this?
>>27437144is that Loserbait
I'm a grown ass man and I'm squealing like a little girl.Holy shit what have I become?
>>27437144me on the right
>>27437144Where'd you get this picture of me?
Bros, I don't think I'm going to make it....
Ame your table manner reps.
Y-you want some Oreos...?I brought my pack with me at all times...
My jaw hurts from smiling
Was that a skeleton spawner?
>>27437079Very cute. But I do not think a white dress suits Mori.
>>27437144bruh you don't have to keep doxxing me
>>27437117No not really, not even Rushia stoops to this low. This isn't even Ame's first month and she's already whoring herself out for members.
>>27437075That's what happens when you pander to pewdiepie zoomers
>>27437014Brutal
>>27437169A retard?
>>27437014thats my boy, putting the cuck in Amecuck
>next timeBROS
>>27437017I can't remember but I think it was like 3/4ths of the way through.
>eating my spaghettiN-no way, she's not creeped out by it...? B-bros...
I-indirect spaghetti kissu with Ame...!
>even the chat is goslingKino
>>27437176based and very thoughtful
>next timeOH god please no, I only had enough money for one month
>>27437029I'm not paying for that
>>27437145just like a real dating scenario
>>27437144Damn, N**t looks like THIS?!
>>27437176how thoughtful
>>27436931not a member but this shit and the car at the start is actually cool as fuck since she's doing something interesting with vtubing, it's surprising I haven't seen it done before but I've only been watching vtubers for half a year so maybe it has been done
I CAN'T STOP GOSLINGING HELP ME TASUKETEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHH SHE FED ME SOME OF HER SPAGHETTIIIIIIII
>>27437144(Me)
>>27437144Go back to hlg dog fucker your powers don’t work here
>next timeSECOND DATE BROS WE DID IT!
hnnnnnghhhh
>next timeSUCCESS
>>27436792Y-you want to fuck me?
>>27437144getting a ntr fetish from amelia...
NEXT TIME LADS
>I'll light em for the next timethere's gonna be another!
>Next time>Fed us SpaghettiThis was the perfect date bros.
>>27437144where'd you get this picture of me?
I'm not a member so I can't see, but is Ame at least being funny? Or is it just straight up GFE crap?
>>27437040I would actually like to see this though.
>>27437176>double stufffatgosling.jpg
>>27436947MUH
>charcoilAh yes, the Atlantean accent
>>27437144>I'm a pathetic faggot and cannot have funWow anon, I wouldn't have guessed
>>27437169infatuated
>>27436753You don't need f3 you just need to see bed rock
>>27437176NOT A KITKAT
gura please you don't have to pretend to not know basic shit
>shitposters who thought she'd do a fake outAPOLOGIZE
>>27437186Playing Minecraft is pandering? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>27437169Embrace it
Goslingbros.. we're sharing our spaghetti with Ame
>have to pay for it and drop her offungrateful FUCK
She just put the bill on us WHAT THE FUCK
I frequent maid cafes, so this Ame stream is pretty standard to me. I feel right at home. It's like I'm back at Akihabara.
>>27437079thats really fucking gay
>>27437053True, it just makes it a bit more fun to watch when they have to make it through the night.
>>27437117Redpill me on the Fandeddo. Are they really the OG Goslings?
>>27437176>double stuffedsasuga
This is it bros, there's no turning back now.
>>27437121uh, is it not?
>Watson making me pay instead of splitting the billFuck this cunt, I'm ghosting her after this.
>>27437144this and that one coupon are great if it weren't for the ntr theme
>>27437203Maybe but we know some gosling anons do
shark fart
I WANT MORE I WANT MORE I WANT MORE
thatt song lol
>>27437226Lol, all the other replies were funny, but this is some actual butthurt.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT DATE BROS
>shark fartImagine
you love Amelia until you see the tattoos
>>27437220She's playing the dinner straight
WE'RE FUCKING GETTING DUMPED WHAT THE FUCK
>>27437240Is it really worth it?
Um, excuse me teamate, gura streaming right now
>date ended early so we could watch Guraunbelievable
>>27437040It would be cute and very funny
We made it, bros.
So refreshing to see HoloEN not filling in every block they mine like the JPs do.
>haha ok thanks for the meal my stomach hurts im gonna uber home>you want me to stay?..... i really wana go home and watch a stream.....f-fuck....
>>27436753seed no longer shows on f3
GOSLINGS GOT KEKED BY SHARK HAHAHAHHA
>>27437220Take a wild guess based on the gosling spam.
>>27437225>picks up the entire plate to eatJesus Christ Ame, we're civilized people not animals.
How are you guys not even embarrassed to be watching Ame's stream right? It's actually pathetic. Please PLEASE get laid.
>>27437220No it's scuffed GFE crap, she just wants to leave and watch Gura
>>27437240>I frequent maid cafesTeammates...?
>>27437140who?
>>27437261Lol, all the other replies were funny, but this is some actual butthurt.
Goslingbros, status report. How is your heart holding up?
The intro for the date was so hype, then this ending..... feel more cucked than if neet popped up on stream
>>27437249Refresh, anon. Or try sending that superchat.
>shark fartyes please
>>27436953This Ame slaves are so sadCould you do a version with Mori? I want to gosling post too
amelia dumped us for gura...
>>27437288>How are you guys not even embarrassed to be watching Ame's stream right?lmao
GIVE ME THE SPAGHETTI
>>27436843gura perfectly mimics my "haven't played since the beta what's with all this new shit" experience I had when starting to play minecraft again a couple months ago
Bros, no...I hope FBK starts accepting people as their waifu.
RATE THE DATE
>>27437110>>27437165Gotta love the chimkin. The enjoyment of the new is always nice to see.
>>27437088>>27437095
>>27437087why the fuck he look so gangster with out eye.
>>27437121I think she forgot, kek
>ARA ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>membership ara araIve came
>>27437043did anyone say she wasn't
It's over...I feel like I could just die now and it'd be alright
>>27436973Yes, I will have the "spaghetti bucket", extra sauce. I do not require silverware.
>>27437161But why? ID is allowed, and they're basically the OG HoloEN.
ARA ARA
>>27437308araara/ 10
>>27437293No idea, but Mori liked it.
>>27437271>He bought Should've learned anon.
>cucked by sharkWHAT THE FUCK BROS HOW DO WE EVEN COMPETEUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man that was next level. This is a new low for me.
Girlfriend simulator including getting dumped and ghosted for Gura, couldn't ask for more
Will Teamates ever stop embarrassing themselves? Holy fuck this is sad and annoying.
So was the Ame stream actually good or just gosling bait?
>>27437220GFE but getting hustled along really quickly
>>27437269Those spade rumours have never been substantiated anon.
>>27437288Wrong board faggot?
>>27437253why is holoreddit so wordy? that's honestly half my problem with their memes besides the> no punchlinepart.
>>27437295Holy fuck he can't stop. Someone get this goslingfag the suicide hotline lmao
>>27437288We just did, loser.
GOSLINGBROS RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE STREAM/DATE
>>27437296I have no words
guys i just got back from my date with ame but she left because she wanted to watch gura...
WAKE UP, PEOPLE. DON'T BE FOOLED BY AMELIA. SHE'S ONLY USING YOU TO FURTHER HER OWN INVESTIGATION. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL.
>>27437308Honest opinion, boring walking simulator for 90% of it but I did enjoy the pre-recorded shit. 3/10 fuck you Gura
Did she get mad at something chat said? That seemed like it ended abruptly
>>27437308honestly pretty boring until dinnergot to dinner and it was all worth it
What?
>>27437307>haven't been watching numbers>almost 50k viewerscunny is fucking powerful
>she'd rather watch Gura >posts this
Great now I just need to get the parts of her in the car so I can put hotline music over it and loop it
>>27437302It’s fine goslings you have eachother and by those pics earlier you are all not that bad off
>>27437296>>27437308I will not unironically gosling...I will not unironically gosling...I will not unironically gosling...I will not unironically gosling...
>>27437301ask mori if she's into dating simulation too
>>27437288>get laidAll any of your kind can think about is sexI just want to share a plate of spaghetti, fag
The goslings aren't that bad since you can ignore them but jesus christ stop posting screenshots of the fucking table.
>>27437296i'm ngmi bros
I should've bought the Watson membership.
>>27437288ogey
I'm on the verge of having a mental breakdown from happiness bros...
http://poal.me/o4g4ATTENTION ALL TEAMATESPlease vote
>>27437307
>cucked by shark
>>27437265>>27437299I just missed it, what happened?
>>2743734410/10
WE GOT THE BAD END GOSLINGBROS GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT
SHIT BROS WE COULD HAVE GONE TO HER HOUSE WE FUCKED UP A DIALOGUE OPTION
>>27437254Here take this comedic one I made
That's it, I'm going to mating press this shitty brat.
I don't want to hear any more "Ame is NOT about the GF experience" shit after this.
>>27437293niji man ? idk i never watch nijisanji.
Yes, I am actually
>>27437356>>27437354i fucked up....
Are you annoyed?
She rushed dinner so she could go home and watch Gura...A-at least the amusement park was fun
>>27437327mori liked my pencil doodle of her, its probably management
>>27437331Based Cypherposterif the steak feels real it may as well be real
>you didn't play your cards rightFUCK
>>27437353maybe she realized how cringy this date shit is
I've never seen someone put so much effort into mining before is building a shaft with stairs and doors and all that shit really necessary?
>>27437254What coupon?
>>27437253Thanks I hate it
>>27437307just enjoy a fucking stream, numberspic
thank the lord
>>27437335the outside parts were kino
>>27437161Why are holostars bared from the JP server? I don't watch much of their Minecraft stuff.
>>27437040Gura... Gura is the SO CUTE DAYOI really wanna play together!sou sou souhahahaPFWEEEEEEEE
>>27437335it was the true girlfriend experience, promising a romantic dinner then saying "my tummy hurts, let's go home, i want to watch tv"
>>2743730810/10
yes. finally. the music is gone.
>>27437079Cute, I love yuri brides.
>>27437245She knows how to extract money from her watchers
>>27437356CONDOMATES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>27437288what are you talking about, I just got home with Amelia and were about to slip into bed. Ill give you an update tomorrow morning
>>27437345AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27437176so this is the american experience.
>>27437214Yes
We're all gonna make it bros!
you don't like my music..?is it repetitive...?are you annoyed...?
>>27437296idk how to feel, we witnessed a mugging, laid down in bed, and then i watched her play games until she got bored and left me to watch her girlfriend.10/10
Nooooooooooooooooat least there will be a next time
>>27437379That was the bad end? Holy shit, I thought we were on the true ending for sure.
>>27437296i-i cant manit hurts
>double stuffed>always prepared>generous and kindDamn what a chad
>>27437296I'm honestly laughing irl, can't believe she went all out with it
>Let's change it up.Holy shit, Gura, thank you.
>go on gura's stream after ame ends>she immediately decides to stop the bgm nowFucking beautiful, now I can actually watch it.
>>27437296CELLSINTERLINKED
>>27437345>>27437344too poor to pay for membership so didn't watch out of ten
>>27437068Yeah, agreed, I'm not opposed to /u/ on principle, this one just isn't working for me.
>>27437354>>27437356>Getting the bad ending on your first playthroughAt least you didn't get Manly Picnic
>>27437356humanity restored
Who was the fucking retard that told her to change the bgm?
>>27437348use me amelia...
>Gura ruined our dinner dateTeamates, it's time...
I remember when I said that Ame was leaning into the GFE angle, and they told me she was a gremlin who licked her feet, so she couldn't possibly exploit the hole in the heart of her viewers via a perfectly orchestrated parasocial relationship...Oh, how the tables have turned.
>>27437334ogey
>>27437421
>>27437377>>27437379I'll make sure to show up on time next time, don't worry I'm a professional at this stuff.
>>27437356WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27437354>>27437356>Amelia is NOT ooing for the girlfriend experience!how do you defend this?
>>27437354>>27437356No shit, Ame. If I had, I wouldn't be on a date with a virtual girl.
W-we'll get a second date, right temmates?
>>27437409You're welcome. I posted in chat and she instantly responded.
>>27437169Lars?
>>27437288I'm not a virgin but kys anyway
This was my first date and she hates me...
Although I'm happy for Gura and love her dearly, I'm not a fan of the zoomer audience discovering her and other shit like potentially getting pewdiepie's attention, and skyrocketing her popularity even more which would open the door to some very unpleasant things. It's a strange predicament I'm in and I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way. I'm going to work out even more now because I want to fight.
>Gura trying to play the MC music but gets silenceWhy is this hilarious
>>27437308Cucked by Gura/10
>>27437308Good beginning, shit middle (80%), good end.
>>27437354>>2743735611/10 simulation.
>>27437296that was unironically the best stream I will ever watch all year.
>>27437433Meidos
>>27437356It's okay we can redeem ourselves on the second date!
BGM STOPPED
>>27437270>>27437286>>27437289Christ, I thought she was better than this. Didn't the NEETening give her enough reason to keep her distance from us?
>>27437392Are the coupons cards?
>>27437344>>27437345kino/10only other thing I wanted was some toe cracking
>>27437393Shouldn't you be watching your Nickelodeon shark instead of shitposting?
>>27437441this makes it a lot easier to make stitched together voice clips
>Change it up, doesn't put any music
just realized my ears are ringing now that theres no music
>>27436278Vení, bebé.https://youtu.be/5-N_0UgSMiU
>voice AI fags furiously clipping and feeding this data into their data models
>>27437449I was defending it last week, but I don't care anymore, she's going for it and I love it.
>>27437308first hour or so was good, went to watch my sharkwife after
>we picked the wrong dialogue option at some pointFuck guys... so close..
>>27437142 on HER twitter she complained about being too poor to have fashionable clothing
Please turn the music back on.This is genuinely uncomfortable.
>>27437453She did mention a next time.
>>27437335There were 3 sections>First arcadekinda boring, just arcade games>Exploring the map, going to the beach, amusement park ridesReally good actually, super fun>DinnerGosling, GFE, kinda weird for me
>>27437220I thought it was fun in a goofy way.
That Amelia stream was pretty good, couldn't stop laughing at the dinner
https://poal.me/bwlwz6
UOOHHHHHHH IT'S SO REFRESHING NOW THAT HER BGM STOPPED
>>27437356thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPW4hwNurQ
>>27437487BASED
>swedenbros... we're home
>>27437383I specifically bought watsoncoin for the gfe
>>27437176>double stuffeddo americans really?
>>27437392Hey at least it was a better date than what Choco's been through poor girl...
Someone was asking for the timestamp of Kiara talking about how she asked Marine for masturbation advice, I got ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQOk93TwLM&t=2h08m10s
>>27437396
>>27437040I don't think Gura is interested in that level of charity Pikamee. Maybe see could leave one (1) message in your chat if you pay her enough however!
>>27437095is here japanese good enough to begin with?
>>27437395For a main base shaft that you'll be using a lot, the effort has a massive return on quality of life.
>>27437296She literally HAS to know about us Goslings... It was too fucking perfect this woman is the perfect woman I love her... fuck.
>>27437482fuck me too
>>27437449Yeah, I was in that camp until the past few days. She done did it now
>second date>Ame mostly ignores you and spends the whole date on her phone texting Gurawwyd?
This song is so powerful bros...
>>27437388She said we didn't play the cards right, we'll try again next time, bros.
>>27437249ina?
>>27437487where are the voice ai fags haha that sounds cool haha
Reminder that this date stream is exactly the kind of thing a twitch egirl would do to get money from simps
>>27437377>>27437379Ah shit. What's the minimum dating sim reps do I need so I can win her?
>Lava[Kiara PTSD Intensifies]
now this is relaxing
>>27437014N**T DONT LOOK
>>27437491It's okay Gosling, we at least scored a next time. We're gonna have another shot.
>>27437482I told you guys her bgm is a mind melter
>>27437405Idolfags freak out if males interact with the girls.
>eye-urnkiara btfo
>>27437288take ur (You) baka normiefag
Did Amelia stream glitched twice in the end for someone else?
>>27437117Nope. Just another supachat reading.
>>27437331Still the best date i've ever had...
Genuinely impressed. Ame went all out. Jesus Christ. Hilarious how she wanted to end it early to watch a stream though.
>Using Minecraft music as BGMNOOOO NOT THE NOSTALGIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27437535Made the stream 120% better
>>27437449Honestly I'm pretty embarrassed, might switch memberships next month
>>27437441Me, why, did you actually want to listen to that same fucking loop for the entire stream?
>bgm off>sweden ONHere we go chumbuds. Tuck in
>>27437441The fuckin meido complained about it last thread actually, although it seems she just looked at the chat and thought it was time.
>>27437525doesn't matter since the indos are also allowed there and only iofi knows enough nip to not look retarded
Much better bgm
Ask Ame in the next Q&A for an NHK watchalong. It's on netflix
>>27436800I'll join the KFP crew
Imagine Amelia excusing herself to go to the toilet and then just not coming back.The stream continues, you sit there waiting for her to return, it is now an hour later and she's not coming back.Perfect gosling experience.
I know it's a meme and all but man the Minecraft soundtrack is fucking great.
ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME THE BGM WAS CHANGED
>>27437514>He doesn't knowhttps://www.amazon.com/Oreo-Chocolate-Sandwich-Cookies-Ounce/dp/B00BKL52YC
>sweden playsoooooh it calls me back
Minecraft music is so nostalgic...
>show yourself nnnnnn- chiken
>>27437533Laff because I'm not a goslingfag
>>27437482same, I think I'm starting to get a headache too
Why are people complaining about the music?She's been using it for a full month already.Is everyone new?
Gura plus minecraft chill music is a hard mismatch, this would feel better during a Ina minecraft stream
>>27437482tinnitusbros...
>>27437518Wish I was her
>show yourself chickenWhere's Kiara?
>>27437533I would literally drop an akasupa. NTR chads unite.
>>27437344>>2743734511/10, those car transitions, and the dinner and shit. It was great, she actually put effort into it.
>>27437356its cuz losers ordered pizza on a date, should have ordered 12 chicken tendies
NOOO KEEP HUMMING. PLEASE.
I had NO FUCKING IDEA she'd go so hard on the date idea, what a fucking unforgettable stream
>she turned off her BGMSAVED
>Minecraft musicThis is taking me back to a simpler time...
>Sweden starts playingOh great, can't wait for another schizo to say how that's related to her pandering to the pewdiepie audience
>>27437533>Alright, that's it, I'm going to start dating Kiara now
>>27437356>>27437354If we just let her have the steak we would have gotten laid...
>>2743734410/10, really comfortable kusoge stream rounded up by the silent taxi ride, table stuff, dropping spaghetti and getting stuck with the bill
>>27437356just like all the other dates i've been on........
>>27437549w-we're gonna make it bros... right?
Guys we need to comb through the VOD to find what we missed. Is anybody here no autistic who can figure out what happened?
>>27437543no, there's no way they would stoop that low
>>27437533
>>27437353She's rushing off to go watch her girlfriend stream minecraft.
Teammates are fucked in the head. I feel like throwing up at the possibility that some of them have replied to one of my posts even once.
>>27437361If she pulled some shit like this I would actually unsubGirlfriend Experience is cringe af and not in the endearing way
>>27437533rope
>>27437533>ask who she's talking to>ask what she's done with shark>listen to her gush about shark>try to fap imagining smug shark stealing her away
>>27437591she had it on loop for 100 minutes nigger
>>27437296Nothing will top this stream
Fuck I haven't heard the minecraft music in so long this is giving me some nostalgia feels
>sweden>gura's voice>cavingthis is so comfy it's scary
>>27437596Probably wanted to say pussy desu
Man that was fucking good
>>27437581My bwain I cnt fweel mah bwain no gud no more
spooked shark is cute! CUTE!!!
>>27437578i'd do it for the gag, that's a really funny idea.
>minecraft karaoke>"that would be cool"creeper aw man
>vtuber playing minecraft musicnot as common I as I hoped
>>27437354>>27437356I knew I shouldn't have ordered the Pineapple pizza
sweden...home...
Just woke up, did we get to see Gura's PC specs?
Now, I am comfy.
>>27437591This is the first time she's played it while playing a game I think
How many times did Gura die?
Give me a quick rundown on the Mori farting narrative
gura please..
What's with the influx of normalfaggots on /hlgg/? Holy shit, kill yourselves.
>I unironically fell asleep during the dinner portion of the date with Ame
>>27437514Not even American, that is some canadian shit
>>27437582just strap a bucket to their heads and farm them like cattle jesus christ.
Hey chumbuds. Got back from my date, was fucking incredible. How's your daughter? Surprised her BGM isn't on
>>27437296There is no more hope for me. Amelia plays the strings of my heart like a guitar. I've completely fallen for her.Leave me behind brothers... rescue yourselves while you can.
>>27437383It's an ironic GF experience anon
>>27437626Same, deadbeats ain't about that shit, I just want to fuck her big pale tits a little
>>27437647>DEEP UNDER GROUUUNDI think I'd love it
>>27437653no, she's been adamant about not touching F3
>>27437616yes
>>27437593You fags keep complaining. She'll never be able to satisfy your BGM autism.
>>27437449>Amelia is NOT ooing for the girlfriend experience!Did any teammates actually say? the opinion seemed to be a consensus that Amelia was a surrogate girl
>>27437626>Girlfriend Experience is cringe af and not in the endearing wayGoslings seem to disagree. Poor fuckers.
>>27437524>Maybe see could leave one (1) message in your chat if you pay her enough however!I-I FUCKING WILL! AHHH I WANT TO PLAY WITH HER!!!!
>fills up mined out area instead of just lighting itIs it autism?
>>274376567 times
Will we get a date where we get to sit in on GURA AND AMELIA MASTURBATING IN A DISCORD CALL TOGETHER?
>>27437296I was doing okay, but now that it's over it hit me.Gonna watch Gura and try not to cry again.
I wonder how much that drawfag regrets making that coupon
The real gem of the date streamDO NOT DO THIS GOSLINGFAGS
>>27437625i'm literally fucking PUKING after seeing your post my keyboard is ruined apologize
>>27437653Shark's OPSEC is decent
Aria math please
>All these kids talking about homeworkWhere are the people claiming Gura doesn't have a child audience now
>>27437659BRRRRRRRRAAAP
Never got the appeal of minecraft stream but then this BGM kicks in with Gura's voice and now I kneel
>>27437142>muh untouchable undoxxable unstoppable narrative>I'm unaware of it ever having been done before so therefore it never willI wonder if you would literally end yourself if you found out you were wrong
>>27437626Mori would never do that. Vtubing is just a side-business for her and she wouldn't demean herself by doing girlfriend experience shit.
I've never been on a date before, is this how it normally ends or does Ame hate us?
>>27437288>Please PLEASE get laidWell, I mean if you're offering...
>>27437176I want to double stuff Ame with my white cream too.
>>27437656Once to a creeper just as she started
>all these NTR postsAre teamates unironically cucks?
>>27437344>>274373459/10Most of it was really good, like hanging out with a friendFirst and last 30 minutes were kinda boring and pretty weird, respectivelyOverall it was worth the membership to see it live, if you're not membered I recommend watching the VOD tomorrow when it goes up for nonmembers
How the fuck to we kill gosling posters? They get blown the fuck out every fucking week, and yet they still manage to crawl out and ruin these threads every single fucking time. It's insufferable.
>>27437666This is a great stream. Very comfy. All of it.
>>27437296
>>27437613Gura is Pewdiepie with voice changer
>>27437690kowai
>>27437673if only
>>27437254>Ame will always be the one with the most NTR artnot even a team8, but i hate it
>>27437361I'd pay for the $25 membership even if it was at the lowest tier. Redditor normalfags need not reply to this post.
>>27437678I was actually a teamate in this camp, I just liked her gremlin personality. This stream kind of make me like her less.
>>27437533Tell her to get Gura to join in and then fuck both of them afterwards
>>27437662>>27437605>>27437406>>27437278Who is this? Is she a holo?
>>27437697I'm not a child
im still smiling ear to ear.... amelia what have you done to me
>>27437708Yes
Bros Gura is making me wanna play minecraft for the first time in like 8 years wtf...
>>27437288Do you actually even know what's going on in her stream lmao
>>27437702if the girl doesn't like you back she'll just end it unceremoniously and you never hear back from her
>>27437711Just be grateful Watson has absorbed them all and let them be.
Now that Gura has turned off her BGM, post your comfy BGMs
>>27437697you still have homework as a graduate student
>>27437708It's antis, retardchama
>>27437514>>27437582
>>27437697what is college?
>>27437661Quit seething teacuck.
>>27437669>ironicare we reading the same thread?
>>27437708Ever since that happened, yes.
>>274373459/10
>>27437726nice try, I'm gonna tell the meidos on you
>>27437670yeah she's a slampig
Teamate here, not only was the stream 2 hours early but the ending was.. bad..I'm not afraid to say it, wasn't a good stream for Ame
>>27437721Do paypigs really?
Guys my brain feels clearer after she turned off that bgm wtf
>>27437449I stopped defending it during the karaoke, but I can keep watching since it doesn't bother me that much yet
Do you think she purposedly scuffed the date to mindbreak us? If so then it's working, I'm putting it all in watsoncoins
>>27437720It's a member stream for fucks sake, it's not like 90% of her audience is seeing thatIt was a very fun stream too
>>27437708I'm not a teamate, but I'm into NTR. Should I be picking ame up?
>>27437296I'm too far gone anontans...I have surpassed the brink, no turning back...
>>27437711Beat them at their own game. MORI Wife Experience
>>27437711>goslings still make him seethe
>>27437690holy fuck hahaha
The duality of Gosling.It was a fun ride bros. Now go support our daughter.
>>27437666She's doing well, been a real comfy stream.
>>27437161The holostars are banned? Why?
>Reverb while inside caveOddly immersive and kino. Which she actually did that more.
>>27437690Is this the same retard that wanted to find where Haato lived so he could send her a pie or whatever?
>>27437711Gurafags unironically make the thread 10x more unusable. Great content and all but the chumbuddies in here are fucking insufferable.
>>27437554damn, that's kinda fucked up.
>>27437354>>27437356I can do better...
>>27437708Have you missed the great meltdown when one Gosling flew too close to the sun?
>>27437383I'll be skeptical until she actually goes for another one or does gf shit during the eventual asmr stream, because this mostly felt like a joke.
>>27437678>Did any teammates actually say?The opinion shifts everytime there's some major event/controversy. Last week everyone was shitting on idolfags and saying Amelia wasn't a gf experience at all, now the goslings are back (sans the schizos, hopefully) with the gf experience narrative, except it's actually real now. Give it another week or two and we'll all just go back to shitting on goslings and pretend we weren't part of the problem
I can't tell, are you guys being legitimate about the GFE stuff? It's pretty clearly a joke, she's dragging .pngs of spaghetti around and then telling us that we're paying, and then she abruptly bails to go watch her gf. I thought it was funny as fuck.
>>27437760Didn't she say she'll make the vod available for everyone to see?
>>27437742that looks visually repulsive
>>27437769i missed you gpuanon
>>27437775>he doesn't know
>>27437769GPUchama returns!
>>27437697What is technical schools
>>27437702this is pretty good for a date. On one of my dates she threatened to kick me out of the car (taxi) because I was trying to get her to blow me.
>>27437690yabai yabai
>>27437769Will your gpu make it?
>>27437711
>>27437770bgm made it 120% comf
>>27437496>Reschedule means I missed what was apparently the best part>Just wanted to experience the simple joy of watching it liveI had a shit day and this was the fucking cherry on top. Christ.
>>27437626To each their own. I enjoy gf or loveydovey type asmr or gfe streams a lot, I find them super enjoyable.
>>27437775No dicks allowed
>>27437778No, go back to /hlg/ faggot.
>>27437738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq-RGFyaq0U
>>27437040>collabing with a fucking 200k vtuberAbayo Pikachunee
>>27437780Not in Japan, it's quite normal there.
>>27437700When did I say it would never happen? It hasn't happened so far. People just make shit up about her all day. Some insane motherfucker is probably trying their best to dox as we speak but as of now she's fine.
>>27437676Yup, the karaoke stream reeled them back in. Now the comedown will be measured in months instead of a clean break
>>27437769How have you been GPUanon?
>>27437769there you are dyingGPUanon
>>27437730I booted up MC the moment her stream started. A bit daunting to get caught up with all the new mechanics but it's been quite fun giving it another romp after all these years.
>>27437690confirmed false flag by the effortpost afterwards complaining about being banned that had the wrong date in the screenshot
>>27437068it's not /u/ if the chiken wants to fuck mori for real, so it's ok
https://streamable.com/j75c9v
>>27437776She should have lowered the effect instead of turning it off.
>>27437664>>27437742Jesus Christ, I'm a burger and even that looks like too much
>>27437793that was fast
>>27437738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLiRMorUV2g
>>27437793already!??????????????
>>27437533that would be a new level of kino
>>27437769GPU not gonna make it...
>>27437708yep
>normies get cucked at the end of the date>goslings speedrun and get into Ames bed halfway through the date.bros, youre not seeing the big picture here. It was two playthroughs. Only goslings got the good end.
>>27437533>>27437356The issue was chat was always praising Amelia instead of friendly date banter. Teasing your date for problems is what makes it not one sided. No wonder she got bored when everyone just agreed with everything.
>>27437811imagine being this thin-skinned
Why don't simply write "Minecraft OST" in youtube or something, and play with that?
>>27437711Yet another falseflagging anti using mori. Deadbeats please call this out for fucks sake.
>>27437793What's that written on her hair?
>>27437778Go back to hlg dog fucker
So how did the date go?
>>27437778i see more bitching about bad gura posts than i see bad gura posts
>>27437775You know damn well why. Don't start this argument for the xth time
>>27437777Didn't that guy get vanned?
>>27437769your gpu reps, anonchaama...
>>27437738https://youtu.be/uNCGM7FJ8wQ
>>27437769Based GPUchama, always a good omen
>>27437826Watchama...
>>27437762Holy the line Ray, do your reps and improve yourself so you can find your own Amelia
>>27437814Anitubers it is then. Hope you like Nux Taku
>>27437843>>27437811Thank you for proving my point.
>>27437288I do get laid and have irl gf, but nothing compares to 2d girl especially ame
>>27437738https://youtu.be/5KysITV4t5EI makes me want to build some big autism project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dwWhat the fuck was that stream Ame?
looking at the mori kiara collab thumbnail, kiara has black nail polish? that's unusually attractive
>>27437711I still find it fucking hilarious, surely some are just shitposting
>>27437769your gpu reps gpuanonchama
>>27437842neq0, artist name
>>27437253And they both want to fuck an older Japanese male!
>>27437842artists watermark
>>27437449It's actually sad. I wonder why she's even doing this. She answers a lot of mental health questions during her Marshmellows and panders a lot to lonely people. It's so transparent that it's actually off-putting and made Amelia my least favorite EN just out of principle.
SHE SAID YES, EVERYBODY RUN TO THE CAN
>>27437838>obviously the same schizo as beforeLol, just give up
watson in chat
>permission to go to the toilet please?>permission grantedGURA NO
>>27437758i was thinking she just doesn't want to put out the first datenah im jokin she's totally getting off on our suffering
Gura didn't ACCIDENTALLY use Pewdiepie names any more than her past life ACCIDENTALLY did a cover of a Pewdiepie song you retards. She's pandering to them hard.
>>27437840>being critical of a very specific type of spammable post is antipostingogey
>>27437787idiots on both sides taking it too seriously. same as usual
>>27437664>>27437742Why are Canamericans like this?
>>27437775JOPs are autistic about males collabing with females
>>27437742I wouldn't mind eating that if it was an ice cream sandwich instead of the usual cream in between
>>27437826NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27437618
>>27437883meds
>>27437778Nah, they're all bad, just in different ways. Except for Tentacultists that is
>>27437793how are you so fast
>>27437836stop
>>27437725Yes
Shark has a lot more fun on minecraft than she has on any other game so far excluding the stream with Amelia.
>>27437864Go back.
>>27437626I thought it would be too but honestly it was fine90% of it was more like a normal stream, it was just the dinner at the end that was kinda cringe
>>27437578That's on the next date, guaranteed.
>>27437678>Did any teammates actually say?first few weeks or so after her debut it was a defensible enough position. I think she has come to understand her viewerbase (or portions of it) since then and has leaned into it more.
she's here
>>27437354>>27437356Reddit niggers in the chat fucked us...
>membered for good taste in games and gaming gremlin>get this e-gf shit insteadSwitching to Ina/Gura
>>27437711goslings are what i hope are people just having fun and a good time. numberfagging and literal doxxposters are the worst thing in these threads
>>27437288anon its rude to do that during dinner, wait until we get to the love hotel
>>27437865sure you do buddy
>>27437864
>>27437622is this Kesane? What manga is this?
Watson checking up on her girlfriend's minecraft stream!
>>27437840Deadbeats are too busy doing their remix reps for the contest.
>>27437890Yesrrat
Gosling fags are getting NTRed by a shark. Remember while she was on the date she was just looking forward to watching Gura.
Goslingfaggots are the worst fanbase.
>was rewatching the dinner scene>stream unavailableDid she delete the vod? Why?
>>27437826AME NOOOOOO
>>27437769blessed GPUchama post
>>27437711Honestly I'm glad they all went for the poor man's Rushia. Also fuck off and don't use my browife to falseflag.
>>27437913Nah, her Muse Dash stream was a lot more energetic
Should have used your coupons Watson lovers.
>>27437838>”lol thin skin “>*sees numbers*>” reeeeeeeeee my oshi can’t be beat by reddit shark“Shut up hypocrite your just a salty faggot
So she IS ashamed of showing her pc specs. Huh.
>>27437873Same.For some reason, I can just imagine some forlorn Teamate going on to supacha Kiara near the end of one of her streams or dropping a heavy question in the middle of one of Ina's drawing streams asking for dating advice regarding Ame.
>>27437474It's all gone. There's nothing for her to lose anymore so she's not putting on the brakes anymore.
>>27437936take meds
>EE-RON
reminder that this kinds of people are the ones goslingposting.
>>27437543None of them would put that much effort in
God I want to bully Gura
>>27437811Not a single word of dissent is allowed about MY CHUUBA
>>27437902I'm sure our niggerman or colorposting makes some anon seethe, no one is free of sin.
>>27437921Trump is lame guys, I'm a Cruz missile now!
>>27437356How can we compete with shark cunny? It's not even fair
Gura confirmed for potato PC?
>>27437742peak consumerism
>>27437901Yes, you should take them and fuck off back to your containment thread.
>>27437690Reminder that you can send them stuff if you want, but not how that retard wanted.https://en.hololive.tv/contact
Gura's voice does things to my pp when she raises the pitch like that.
>>27437745>he's not posting and reading post-post ironicallyngmi
>>27437902this.usually not here during ina streams though
Imagine what the memberships streams are going to be like during the month of Valentines?
>>27437938Accidentally played copyrighted music so probs gonna edit that little bit out and reupload
>>27437725Legit can't comprehend how new some people are in these threads
>>27437449Is doing the girlfriend experience supposed to be a bad thing? Lamy's been doing it for ages. Why are we pretending that pandering to your audience is evil?
If we fucked up the date why does she want a second?
Ame is trying WAY too hard. The stream almost give me 2nd hand embarassment, and I can't stop cringing at this thread. Tbh it feels more like /r9k/ thread instead of /jp/
>>27437752yeah I actually agree with you. kind of seemed like she got embarrassed by the whole thing near the end and rushed it to get it over with. reminded me of doing presentations in school and tripping over myself near the end so I could just get through it and sit back down
So is Gura's MC stream watching from the start? Just tuned in now.I mean I've seen enough MC in my life but idk... maybe it's worth seeing her?
wow shark is good at minecraft
>>27437890It is hlg now go back to your containment thread and talk about fucking dogs some more
>>27437826https://streamable.com/w2qsc0
>>27437725
>>27437826fuck the Antis actually killed Ame
There's some guy constantly calling Gura a tranny. Wasn't that literally a plan the Chinese fags had to bring down Coco?
>>2743734510/10The nostalgia gta simulator was the best part
>>27437966What theme?
>>27437981I hope so. I'm more than happy to member to my girl, but not being able to watch a vod in case I miss the stream just seems shitty.
>>27437966Oh hey, I made it in a screencap.
>Poke with a stick or some other long distance toolUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>27437881Why are you always like this, narrativefags? Don't you have a shark stream to watch, focus on Gura you fags.
>>27437838The absolute ironic STATE of this post
>>27437957>austrian gosling was secretly a teamatedeepest lore...
Gura waking me up...
why would gura start a big ass build right now instead of waiting until they get to the hololive server? no way the ENs are barred from there if the IDs are allowed in
>>27437985loosen up a bit anon, it's all in good fun.
>>27437690Finding where they live is a quick way to end their career
>>27437949>” reeeeeeeeee my oshi can’t be beat by reddit shark“You have me confused with someone else schizobro
>>27437840shitting on goslings is based
Why the fuck is Gura jerking off Bryce so bad?
>>27437938Works on my machine, bub
>>27437966>Those bitch cuts
>gura talking at length about how to wake up someone who's a night person, how long you have to give them after waking them upshe's clearly spent nights in bed with a guy before
>>27437738>>27437866>Together to the Stars>not Worship the Endless, orhttps://youtu.be/uN6JFzeSAz0
>>27437896So kill their fans
Gura laughed at this
>>27437988she's good enough at the game that there is no suffering
>>27437991Not particularly. She's cute though so whatever.
>Gura is a morning persondoubt
>>27438019>oi oiiii
So who should I switch to bros? What are Kiara's membership perks?
>>27437916Ahh, so this date was to bait the goslings and give them hope.
>>27437752>>27437987Yeah it could have been a good idea but it was rushed as fuck, I'm not sure if she just didn't have any more planned or she really wanted to go watch gura or both
>>27438010She's said that it'll be uploaded for non members tomorrow
>>27437983it's not evil, it's just pathetic because Amelia couldn't establish a more respectable audience
>>27437985>/r9k/It's not a coincidence anon
>>27437890who are you quoting?
>>27437449Why should I?I WANT her to do that. It panders directly to me. I love it.
>>27438034She's talking about Ame.
>>27437982That was the point of EN. To attract new people to the brand.
>>27438040Based homobro
>>27437985> feels more like /r9k/ thread instead of /jp/always was
>>27437997replace bubba with the wooden spatula
>>27437923Except that gosling posters are unapologetic newfags who weren’t even here for the second Subliminal stream fallout, much less pre EN.
>>27438016Nice false flag have a you
I'm sorry anons. I've been numberfagging since debut, but ever since last night, whenever I try to sleep, all I hear in my head is "who's that blonde girl?"I made a mistake. Please forgive me.
This is not bad, why doesnt Gura do freechat?
>>27437742Just rename it the Heart Attack Oreo
>>27437988extremely comfy but probably not worth watching the full vod
>>27437881Here, have some life advice too.
>>27437984free dinner
>>27437738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58WhHVgo4bQ
>>27438034yeah, me
>>27438034Yea, ME!
>>27436909I haven't been able to watch much of Calli's streams live, but can a Holo really do something like this with a person outside of the company? On one hand, good for Calli, but on the other hand, she's either going to graduate after making connections and/or flood the Holo fandom with even more cancer like Gura's fans
>>27437985Why are you taking it seriously? It was fucking hilarious.
>>27437988No, it's not. Shark is boring and unentertaining, you're better off doing literally anything else. Fuck shark and fuck sharkniggers
GUYS WE'RE FINALLY GETTING GURA LORE
>>27438049Probably more crying
>>27438005Stop giving attention to the schizo antis.
>>27438034Or she has siblings.
>Guraranteed months of Minecraft streamsshes smart
>>27437161She mentioned earlier when somebody asked if she could visit the JP server, she gave a pretty quick "No." and moved on.Come to think of it, was Coco even on the JP server while she was streaming Minecraft? I feel like she was all on her own too.
>>27437983>Why are we pretending that pandering to your audience is evil?Pandering bad because you're not pandering to ME. The reality is westerners are brainwashed into being told what to like rather than actually liking anything.
>>27438079>>27438081Me-mind
"We can go watch Gura back at my place."That's all you had to say, idiots.
She's holding 50k views and is not even close to build atlantis
>>27437991The only way to be bad at Minecraft is by pretending to be retarded like Kiara
>>27437980
>>27437430I like to believe all gosling posters are serious and it makes Amelia streams 100x more fun. Cracking up laughing as they get roped in every single time.
>>27437361>she invites you to her room>tries her best to impress you with what she's confident at>always manages to spill her spaghetti in adorable fashionEvery stream is a date anon, you just haven't realized yet
>>27438034Yeah, it hurts
>>27437985hopefully shit like this is reserved for the membership streams
>>27437019socialblade
>>27437669This image is fucking masterfully composed.Pure art.
>>27438071she doesn't like talking about herself. enjoy this while it lasts.
Is this the first personal tidbit Gura's shared about herself? Ame does that shit almost every single stream, but it feels like this is the first time Gura's actually opened up.
>>27437983They are just jealous
>>27438071It's WAY easier to do this when you're playing a game than just sitting there and trying to think of stuff to talk about.
>>27438049>Ending membership before the ASMR streamsngmi
>>27437980>none of the girls stream on Valentine's Day>/hlgg/ has a meltdown so fierce it goes china syndrome
>>27438034Yes we know every Holo has had sex before. Stop acting like its a big deal.
>>27438022IDs are on the same continent, playing or even just building with 200+ ping is ass
>>27438034It was a nudge at Ame
>>27437936>Unironically and actually thinking that.MEDS.NOW.
>>27437985Why would you even take it seriously? She wasn't even trying, it was obvious. And you're a bit mentally unstable if anything posted in these threads is able to faze you.
>>27437996I was half expecting the jojo meme, I'm glad it wasn't
>>27438022ENs have their own separate realm now
>>27437985But it's ok when Mori is a cringefest right?If you can't deal with the cringe then holoEN is probably not for you
>Mori literally put Gura to sleep
>>27437966Delete this. This post does not properly represent the Ryan Gosling fandom
>she came after collabing with reaper
/whohere/ late for the date by 2 hoursI'm rewatching the entire thing, anons.
>>27438034Ame
>>27438022This is their hololive server. They have future EN gens coming so they're getting their own.
>>27438040>gay>CA $2 Pottery
>>27438099FUCK it was that EASY FUCK!!
Mori gave Gura a comfortable rest.GurAme BTFO
FUCK I MISSED MY DATE WITH AMELIA I THOUGHT IT WAS AT 11PM
>>27438027Nah man you guys are all the same that or your a 2hu fag butthurt your secret club is flooded with hololive threads
>>27438034Yeah, (You), who is also me
>>27438049do a roll, max membership for the winner.
>>27438122I get the perks until the end of the month anyway unless I ask for a refund, and I'm not that much of a kike
>>27438097It isn't bad, but if your thing is a girlfriend simulator of course people are going to shit on it.
>>27438049Gura still seems to remain the same, reads comments and not superchats, unlike what schitzos said would happen, I recomend her
I'm not an Amefag, but isn't cutting off a member's only GFE stream early because she wanted to watch another streamer an objectively horrible thing to do to your viewers?
>>27438094After a couple episodes a lot of people are gonna be filtered and these are going to be really comfy
>>27438085Seethe
Shark kinda sounds like Lisa or something. Very Simpsons.
Gura got the best sleep in a long time after being on discord with Ame, the narrative is confirmed.
>>27438049>What are Kiara's membership perksListening to her cry and complain about how unpopular she is.If you are going to switch to anyone then I would recommend Gura. Chumbuds are clearly the winning team here.
>>27437752Was there ever an explanation about why it was early? That fucked me over hard.
>>27438053I mean talking seriously, this "date" was basically>flipflop on splitting bill>order food>eat food in 20 seconds>push bill on audience>call uber and go home to watch guraI really hope some people actually don't think this was serious but probably a lot of people didn't watch the stream so I'm expecting to see a lot of shitposting in the next week.
>>27438049they are pretty good and Kiara is actually very fun to watch. IF Ame's girlfriend sim is not to your taste, Kiara is a good choice
>>27438083There's no rule that says they can only collab within in the company. I do think they have to be approved by managers, though.
>>27438022You just missed Gura saying they can't build on the JP server.
>>27437690I just want to feed her some eggs.
>>27438049Gura
We're all gonna make it bros.Yes, even you, the guy reading this post, typing up some narrative, you're gonna make it too.
>>27438099But I said it? Does it mean I won and can now imagine her on my couch?Later, virgins.
>>27438083She only responded to the Trash Taste guys + it's not even confirmed yet. Her focus has and always will be music. Expect a lot of collabs with indies vtubing artists.
>>27438097>hurr it's westernersBro, look at twitch right now and look at the western e-thots doing the same thing without a live2D avatar. Even the HoloJPs keep a certain distance between themselves and their audience to avoid this kind of schizophrenic gosling posting.
Enjoying this Gura zatsudan
>>27437987>>27438054She kept complaining about a tummy ache, I assume she had to go drop a fat shit and didn't want to do that during the date.
>>27438133Not that anon, but it's not really the same thing. Mori produce pure essence of cringe kino. Ame makes her viewers cringy, which is a different sort of entertainment entirely.
>>27437738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZvOCYSOVQjust take me away
>>27438160we got the bad end, sorry
>>27438071I suspect she's anxious or at least not very comfortable carrying a conversation. It's easier when you can fall back onto a video game to fill the dead air.
>>27437840>Giving false-flaggers more (you)'sYou realize that's just detrimental right?
>Gura had the best sleep after drinking Mori's titty milk
>AyayaSen....twitch....
>>27437445I remember >>/jp/thread/S27147902#p27150613
>>27438140Good luck teamate. I missed it by 10 min and had no idea at first so I feel you
I should play Minecraft.
>>27438054I think the dinner part was meant to be pretty reliant on chat and they seemed to be being pretty lame. I had chat closed so I dunno if that was actually the case
>>27438160I mean she didn't really, it's been going on for ages already. She played way too many games.
>>27438177Based Teachad
Isn't minecraft like the perfect zatsudan game
Funny how the Mori brap incident was fucking nothing in retrospect.
>>27437966holy kek how did I miss this
>YWN giggle Gura to sleep
Goddamn I love Gura.
>>27438160it's a joke, anon. It also filters children and idolschizos out
>>27438054She was nervous bro, I don't blame her
>only 10 player limit for Minecraft RealmsThis is a bad for long term shit holy fuck manager san you're retarded.
OK after sperging out in the last thread about my cuck contemplation I did it, I went through the archives and have come to the conclusion that I will watch ame again. Thank you have a nice day, and thanks to the anons who were honest with me.
>giggle yourself to sleepb-bros
>that Watson diaries stream where she said her parents are in a "different timeline"does this mean what i think it means
>>27438160Well yeah, but they're too far into the cage to care.
>>27437725It's Gura's original character design before she went blue, anonchama
>>27438129Goslingfag seething because he knows that anon is right
Is this the first stream EVER that Gura's talked even a little about herself?
>>27438034Yeah we know every holo isn't a virgin. But imagine being such a cuckbrained gosling that your first thought upon hearing that is that she's fucked a man.
>>27438177just kill yourself, its easier
sleeping with Gura
>>27438200SOMEONE MAKE A DOUJIN OUT OF THIS
>The users that are spamming F3 are now gone and viewers decreasing
so does this mean she couldnt sleep after ame's collab? NARRATIVE BROS?????
>Gura giggling herself back to sleep next to youI-is she going for the girlfriend experience as well?
>>27438049>What are Kiara's membership perks?I'm glad you asked anon!
>>27437711I'm just glad they didn't all migrate to Ina like it seemed like they would during the great happening. I don't know if Ina would be able to deal with this level of autism.
>>27438035>He's not a treechadNGMIhttps://youtu.be/kRNeNF67z0s
>>27438160It was already going on for a while, and she still did her dinner skit
>y'okay
>>27438071hmm, why does a girl who's been faking her accent her whole online career, who can't even press F3 once in minecraft, not want to chit chat about her life?
>>27438220Did you enjoy the date coupon-anon?
>>27438119You didn't bother watching Outlast?
>>27437725No its a teapot
>>27438200oh god you're right
>>27438083All of it has to be approved by Cover anyway and good luck with that.
GurAme BTFOCalliAme nowYou will never make her giggle herself to sleep after chatting with you
>>27438105>pretending
Kiara having a Giga Stacy momenthttps://streamable.com/3v4f7d (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
>>27438231Yes, one or both (Cant recall exactly) got game ended years ago
>>27438235anon, your Gura lore reps
>>27438236Nah you're just shizopostingWe legitimately cannot conceive of your reasons for hating us, aside from maybe jealousy.
>>27438226Pretty sure they can upgrade that down the road.
>>27438169>I really hope some people actually don't think this was seriousA lot of people took it serious and you know it. You can't have your cake and eat it too
holy fuck I come back from a hot shower and the BGM is fucking gone, it's just Gura's beautiful voice now. This was how it was suppose to be a couple hours ago, fuck's sake. At least now I can relax in bed and watch.
>>27438163Yeardly Smith is also tiny
What do you think Gura's pillow smells like?
>>27438119>implying it's realThere's no way she wakes up at 7.
>>27438212its just overshadowed by all the yabai's that came after it. If nothing interesting had happened, we'd still be talking about it
>>27438160it was two and a half hours long she didn't cut anything off early
>>27438242Too busy scissoring each other
>ame watching the stream>gura talks about how much she likes collabing with mori
>>27438200Makes sense, Mori's tit milk is like 90% alcohol
>>27438177>you're gonna make it too.t-thanks anon... you too
>Just listening to stream in the back round while doing other shit>its super comfyDamn, she's almost at Ina's level of comfy right now
>>27438248Oh my god I forgot people have literal skype call perks on their crowdfunding pages, Im people slut shame now
>>27438235>schizos immediately jump on it with random narrativesI completely understand why she doesn't do it often.
>>27438160It wasn't a real GFE stream.
>>27438220based, how's the date?
>>27438282me
>>27438269FOR FREE
>>27438253y'alright > y'okay
>>27436973welcome to KFPcan we take your order?
>>27438204I'm actually the KiaraNoel anon two posts down on that link kek what are the odds
>>27438177thanks, teamate
>>27438119don't latch onto Gura you mentally ill amefag
>>27438140make sure you dont fuck up the dateyouve been warned
>>27438265Anon your name reps...
>>27438108They're just shitposting in a different way, but the other whining retarded faggots here actually take it way too seriously
>gura is into sleepingCHUMBROOOOSSS
>>27438138>gosling fandom
>>27438212It never was anything, it was just people having a laff at her slamming full speed into yet another streaming newbie error >>27438212
>>27438282seaweed
I'm just glad Gura said she's already becoming good friends with Mori, that makes me really happy
>>27438282Shark
>>27438237Matsuri is 100% a virgin due to the deadly combo of being both gropey coomer and spaghetti autist
>>27438282that vinegary musk that comes from not changing the pillowcase for like a year
Gura isn't doing anything, she's just sitting around chatting to nobody
>>27438282salman (she eats it in bed)
>>27438269laughing so hard
>>27438288Ame cucked while cucking the goslings
>can you fix the stair?>noAre you annoyed?
>>27438239
>>27438235No, do your archive reps
>>27438193I find both hilarious, please keep it coming Ame, these threads are fucking gold
>>27438251Cutting off the stream was part of the skit, dude
>>27437725She's an electric pedophile
>>27438335Welcome to holo minecraft streams
>>27437554Definitely seen homos collab with VOMS. Is it just because VOMS isn't really marketed as virtual idols playing video games while talking about their piss and shit and periods?
>Gura turning this into a zatsudanDid not expect that honestly, but not unwelcome.
>>27438341based
extremely comfy stream rn
>>27438174My narrative as to why they can't build on the jp server is they tried a test run and the ping was unplayable. Figured it was best to create their own for general gameplay. They'll probably still visit the jp server every so often for collabs.
I know the feel of waking up early and having shit to do but my stomach cunts out on me. I had no idea about this rhythm shit. Thanks, Gura.
>Sleep ParalysisI've had that so often I used to be scared of going to sleep
>>27438160That's the thing. She's not going to ever do things purely as a gfe.Any person expecting unironic gfe and not these jokes is going to get disappointed by her.
>>27438341kek
>>27438345I hope she makes them worse.
>>27437966>horizontal cutcoward
>>27438341dangerously based
>>27438341holy kek
>>27438341based and chumpilled
>>27438282Amelia
>ywn lucid dream with Gura while holding her hand in bedWhy even live?
Just caught my nephew watching gura
what compels an anti to become one? Is it autism? Is it of an actual brain damage? Is it because of sociopathy? Or is it because they're from Southeast Asia?
>>27438341extremely based
>>27438165>fags who missed out on chicken's godly mk stream
>>27438049look at this before you switch>>27386038,1
>>27438246She always was. While Amelia is the "normal" GF experience, Gura is the loli GF experience.
>>27438334Well, it's suicide again for me.
>>27438269JANNY ARE YOU OK?
Chumbuds i fell asleep, how much happened
>>27438255>>27438220Yeah, I figured she would have a dumb fun time after watching Jerma play the game forever ago. She also seemed super comfortable this stream and was able to test out the "live stream" gags that she mentioned awhile ago. That intro, car and dinner scene was great production value. Overall, great stream. I really enjoy all of EN but Ame is still my #1
>feel sick when waking up too early>get sleep paralysis sometimesShe's literally me
>>27438160Yes, the anons who don't like abuse were filtered long ago
>>27438321Narcoleptic here feel that>>27438341Based
>>27437787I feel the same, it's still ironic.
>>27438341Alright I'll save THIS one
>>27437858I will anon, I will.
>>27438269HE'S A JANITOR FOR KFPHE DOES IT FOR NO COMPENSATION
Does any JP do the GFE as hard as Ame does? I get that most of them do it to some extent (hence why Homostars are considered cursed for collabs), but Ame seems to be going the hardest into it.
>Gura is a sleep paralysischadBased.Sleep paralysis sucks.
>>27438282Better question is what do you think Gura's armpits smell like?
Sorry bros I chummed inside and now shes having morning sickness, gonna have some pups soon
>the staircase bothers you?>okay let's look at it for a nice long timeHow the fuck does anyone claim this shark isn't hilarious or only uses "zoomer comedy" lmao, she's such a top tier troll.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3F7J2PeYU&ab_channel=MislavVoni%C4%87OST after Amelia's stream
>>27438341My two girlfriends spending time together!
>>27438341literal canon what the fuck
>>27438269so based
>>27438341HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT
>>27438365Most Minecraft holo streams are zatsudans, unless they're RTA. Or VOID.
>>27438378I've never had it, but I kind of want to at least once
>>27438269CLEAN IT UP JANNY CLEAN IT UP JANN JANN
>>27438335Eh it's not like there's much else going on when you start a new MC world and you're gathering resources for a build
>Gura's mama judges her for being a NEET
movin picture box!
>>27438341Good. Now it's much better.
how anorexic do you think gura is?
>>27438269BASED
>>27438321she talks about how good her bed feels fairly often. this is at least the third stream she's mentioned it.
>>27438160Tbh it went on for way too long, should have cut it when it was around an hour and a half, or even less.
Kiara's stream is still the best one today, if for her weird obsession with analhttps://streamable.com/872uja
>>27438187JPs like Rushia pull this stunt all the time, amefags are just so fucking autistic that it makes shit like this look 100x worse.
>>27438235To be fair, it's also her longest stream to date.Normally it's all goofy shennanigans and fun, and now it's goofy shenanigans and calm interludes with little slices of personal life.
>>27438394All of the above.
>>27438341
>>27438341CUTE AND CANON
>>27438315niggerman!
>>27438331matsurisu just continue to rack up wins
>>27438248Is it weird that I'm uninronically considering this just to talk to the bird one on one?
>>27438341gura your legs and hands...
>>27438269LMFAO absolutely based
>>27438438It's a fucking experience that changes you
>>27438341This one is actually good
>Shark giving tiny crumbs about her personal life>Tons of SCYeah, this is how you farm
>shark opening up about sleep paralysis
>>27438327rap collab fucking when?
>>27438378I hate Sleep Paralysis do to how helpless it makes me feel.
I love her southern accent
>negrowtf
its been what, an hour now? and im still smiling.... what is this feeling bros...
too manya them vidya games
>>27438237>Yeah we know every holo isn't a virgin.>first thought upon hearing that is that she's fucked a man.What?
>lost consciousness and have a seizure after sex orgasmic spasms
>>27438378Just get a regular sleep schedule and don't ever deprive yourself of sleep, you'll never get it again
>>27438049Roll a d4 to decide
>>27438341I don't mind being cucked by Gura.
>>27438365She saw us calling it boring so she decided to make it interesting. Thanks Gura, you don't need to thank me.
>>27438341BASED
>>27438455I love toxic Kiara
>>27438442she could at least be digging or something
>>27438341This. THIS is the objectively superior image.
>>27438422Rushia and Lamy
>>27438269Jesus, was every stream today literally 10/10?
>>27438177Very based, thank you anon.
>>27438455shes a german of course she loves the ass
>>27438422Pretty sure Rushia has full on GFE asmr streams
>>27438341i kneel
>>27437778Teamate here, fuck off
gura in full ina mode now
>>27436729>drawing reps>japanese reps>fit repsim ngmi
>>27438341SUCCESS BREEDS AME
>>27438378What kinda paralysis did you get anon? Back when I used to get it all the time, all that I could do is tun my head slightly and look at my paralysis demon.
>>27438341lmao
>>27438364VOMS is indie, so there's nothing stopping them
>>27438484Are you from Texas?
>>27438455I'm so glad /ourbird/ finally got a problem free stream
>>27438467She changed them the day after I got this screenshot
>necropsy>another term for autospywhat
Do you want Gura to stay in character or do you want her to devolve more into her real life personality and be more genuine?
>>27438422She knows her audience.
>>27438341The real reason she hurried to finish the date...
>tfw I will never be Gura's sleep paralysis demon
>>27438341Futa Gura ruthlessly inseminating Amelia when?
>>27438422Plenty of the JP holo's do it, just in varying degrees from subtle to full blown
>>27437308Completely Scuffed, she started way earlier than scheduled.
>>27438401Ina playing:>dont lose on purpose that isn't fun for meKiara playing:>YOU ALL BETTER LET ME WIN OR I'LL GET REALLY MADit was ok but that made me kek
THAT TIMING HOLY SHIT
>>27438535She was trying to say narcolepsy
>>27438250This whole soundtrack slaps, I love everything from ES2 and EL
What a lovely evening!
>>27438538Stay in character.
>>27438341bruh
>Gura talks about her sleep paralysis experience >Perfectly timed cave noise
>>27438524Kek
>>27438510No, Mori had a stream today
>>27438269Does Hololive really think we, the janitors of the world, are just going to take this? I expect every member of HoloEN to apologize publicly.
I don't get the hate against Goslings.They're completely harmless to anything but the image limit and themselves.
>>27438449i think she might be.
>>27438559the superchat said necropsy
>>27438365Oh no, i hope she doesn't do it often. I was trying my best to be disconnected emotionally and just enjoy the content.
>>27438565NOI DONT WANT THAT
>>27438455That MK stream was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while
>>27438438You don't want to, trust me.It's horrible and I've only gotten it during less than a minute each time.
>>27438531Yes
>>27438341Help guys, do I save this to my Gura folder, or to my Watson folder?
>>27438503>Rushia and LamyRushia I guess I understand because of the whole jealousy schtick but Lamy? Isn't she supposed to be a mommy type character?
>>27438565c-cute..!
>>27438551>Firing all her employees at the endThat was fucking funny.
>>27438485god is telling you to kill yourself. This is as happy as you will ever be
>>27438187>Even the HoloJPs keep a certain distance between themselves and their audiencSo you've never watched any holoJP at all? How have you not seen a single Rushia or Lamy or Noel asmr?
Gura your story telling reps...
>>27438538Anything she is happy with doing
>>27438094>>27438161I'm so fucking READY
>>27438538my only request is that she stops the "oh what's this called? coal?" stuff
>>27438488Upon hearing Gura talk about waking up night persons, schizoid immediately jumps to the conclusion that she was talking about waking up a sex partner in the morning
>>27438303>>27438406Whoops, messed up reply.
>>27438579Fucking what
>>27438538i want her to lure more fags and then devolve into degenerate self
>>27438535pretty sure she misread or the tard that posted misspelled narcolepsy
>>27438565Goslings do you really?
>>27438422Rushia's GFE is far more unironic than Watson's shtick.
>>27438545Don't be stilly anon.We both know that futa x futa >>> futa x female.
It was me.
>>27438526Don’t know about him, but I get it were I cannot move at all, or in a state in which I keep waking up or can’t wake up, it also feels like hours, though I do remember managing to give my sleep paralysis demons the figure or tell them “fuck you”
>>27437738unironically https://youtu.be/T0htN7cTNP8
>>27438565hah
>something is pinning me to the bedUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>27438269Is mocking the jannies an universal thing?
Gura that's not a demon that was your ojisan.....
>>27438538Not sure who has the worst fanbase desu, HER or Gura.
THIS STORYwas she date raped?
>somethingOH NO NO NO
>something is pinning her to the bedall me
>>27438510>Mori playing the recorder and recording her GUHs>Kiara finally taking off the limiters during her MC stream>Going on a date with Amelia>Gura doing a zatsudan and updating her lore>Less than 24 hours until the Ina karaoke + movie watching double whammy
Might be able to use this story of gura's.
>>27438565
Pinning Gura to a bed UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOH
>>27438538I dont know if I want shit faced karaoke.
>>27438588Gura x Watson folder
pinning gura to the bed!
>>27438551She was doing that on purpose to make sure the losers actually played. Reverse psychology. Saw how after Ina said that, the sandbagging fags multiplied?
>holding my legs down>something is pinning me to the bedUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>27438577I'm guessing people get fed up with the spam. Just ignore it, it's not like any of them are gonna stop.
>>27438394there's no effort to shitting on someone/something. easier to say you hate something and feel superior than say you genuinely like something.
>>27438565tweet it at her?
>Matsuri tried to molest Gura
The rare Gura zatsudan. Enjoy it while we can, chumbuds.
>>27438455She's German, please understand.
>gura was raped by her """sleep paralysis demon"""
>>27438538Be more genuine
A FUCKING GHOST HELD DOWN GURA ON HER BED
Yeah that's pretty classic sleep paralysis
>>27438341SAME-SAMA, I KNEEL
>>27438575You're right. Her stream was fingering/10.
It was me
I can't sleep nowthanks gura
>>27438577I only don't like them because people correlate Teamates with Goslingers. Otherwise it's not like they are fucking antis
>>27438510today was a good day
>>27438590Lonely salarymen love Lamy
>>27438531she's missing the pin-pen merger. her accent may have some texan or southern in it but there's more to it than that.
>>27438165You will never be a chumchad falseflagger, chicken streams are fun as fuck
>>27438538If she's good she should be able to give IRL anecdotes without breaking character too hard.
>>27438590>You can't have a mommygfanon she makes way more money than the rest of gen5 for a reason
>>27438577Most of the complaints come when it's happening during an overlap, when nothing else is on those people either don't mind or aren't here.
>>27438621Wait a minute....
It was me officer
bro... it wasn't sleep paralysis, she's demonically oppressed all these years and it was the same demon that stole her bread.
>>27438624>>27438627>mom has to keep telling her it's sugar and nothing to worry about>otherwise she gets beat by her hubby for spilling the beans
confirmed for half shark half alien
>>27438621purin is so fucking hot
>>27438577>the image limitWow what a surprise, people don't want the image limit eaten up by the same 50 pictures of Ryan Gosling over and over when we could be sharing cute Holo pics?
>>27438551>All her fans are even more motivated to curbstomp herShe knew they would do exactly the opposite of what she asked kek.
>>27438621yubi yub- wait
poor shark's got the demons
>>27438378Used have it alot, had little brothers that would fuck with me all the time while I was asleep one of them snapped me out of a bad episode and I cold clocked him
>>27438237lesbian "sex" doesnt count
>>27438636Anon pls, I'll have to do every permutation then
>>27438426>pupsGura was the dogfucker all along...
>shark showing her chunny on streamwtf gura
>>27438160>he took the date seriouslyanon...
>>27438590No that's BotanBotan is my mommy
>>27438334jesus christ, how disgusting but extremely relatable
Is there a market for the loli gf experience
>>27438658>>27438667Chumbuddies...
It was We.
How the fuck are people so mad over Amelia doing a fun date stream? It wasn't even serious and really just some silly fun.You guys are fucking faggots.
>>27438658>>27438667
>>27437738https://youtu.be/DQweLHdlVWo
https://files.catbox.moe/9zx108.webmRemember we are a family
>>27437983My only two memberships are actually Lamy and Ame, lol.
>>27438673IT'S BECAUSE OF HER LAMMIES
>>27438565kek
>>27438565Delete this
Yup, that sounds like me.
I haven't had sleep paralysis in years, but it's the key to lucid dreaming so I'd like to get them again.
>>27438577it's spam and it stopped being funny after a week of it
>>27438538stay in character + genuine.When jp vtubers drop rl stories they still talk in character.
I have to say I didn't really enjoy the Amelia date at the end and going to cut off the membership. Everything was fine at the beginning and middle but the end, I wasn't happy.She could've made the dinner great but I felt that she was cringing and felt disgusted by it.I paid for this and at the end you rush this and say "I gotta go to watch Gura's stream!", No. I wasn't cool with that. I'm not renewing my membership after this. It just ended abruptly and it didn't feel like a funny skit or comedic at all. I really felt like she was grossed out or faking it.I just felt offended by this. Everything was fine but the ending felt like a slap in my face.
>>27438640nice theory but she had the same 4 KFPbros behind her the whole timelike she couldnt even drift they were sandbagging every game
>>27438598>>27438187Mommy milky lammy and the keyboard lady say otherwise
Yeah this is sleep paralysis
Anyone who took that date stream seriously is retarded. It was all in good fun and all Ame wanted to do was bring a smile to our faces.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>27438565>GIVE ME THE KITKAT
>Gura 3d Debut Viewer Numbers Prediction?
>>27438538I would watch her more if she opened up more about her life since atm I feel zero attachment to her. However she can do whatever she wants. One less person watching her doesn't mean anything.
>>27438691Baby sharks are called pups
>>27438577Shitposters would rather see people antiposting or doxposting than people genuinely enjoying a stream of their favorite, because that's all goslingfags do
>>27438538Unleash her real personality when shes getting her ass kicked in a game, like the final episode of an anime
holy shit she is telling so many stories
>>27438667>>27438658Based cunnyseurs
To capitalize on brand name, Homostars EN are instead branded something like Hololive Boys EN and each easily reach at least 100k subs in the first monthHow hard will homostar fans seethe?
>that pause to catch her breathgod damn i want to protect this loli shark
>>27438703maybe, just maybe, some people thought it was a boring kusoge.
>Uses more obscure but well known Taiwanese building in thumbnail What does Gura mean by this?
>>27438684To be honest ritualposters post the same pictures every thread, should they be shunned too
>>27438690"Yes."
>>27438729ogey
>>27438663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
>>27438608
>>27437738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtAzomPtpcU
>>27438691Shark pups you retard
Seems like HER demons were catching up to HER. It's a good thing SHE changed for the better.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1314377719342219264Deadbeat bros are you all ready for the cringecomfy tomorrow? Hope she set up her PC correctly.
>>27438734This, what the fuck do you care if you're not even a member etc?
>>27438269>Janny clean it up>I'm not paying youSo she totally visited this place or got fed detailed info from her manager.
>>27438658>>27438667cunnymind...
Sleep paralysis can be indicative of further neurological issues. She should see a neurologist
>>27438729yes yes put more effort into your next falseflag pls chumbuddy
>>27438577I don't really mind the goslings. At least their suffering is entertaining.
>>27438538After getting 2nd hand embarrassment from Ame's stream I'd rather she stay in character.
>>27438729Gura stealing your waifu is to be expected.
>>27438729Ogey
>>27438729rrat
>>27438724They are less shit then all the other shitfags save numberfags
>>27438565>NO! I want the PIZZA!
>>27438684seethe more
>>27438706>Pe Ko Ra>Usa da Pe Ko RaLiterally how did she end up with a song that perfect for her.
Virtual anime shark girl casually confesses she was attacked by malignant mind phantoms when she tried to sleep, all while she's playing minecraft.
>>27438211there's this niji doing zatsudans while fishing in minecraft, pretty comfy to be honest
>>27438491I've had the weird sleep paralysis where I swear to god it triggers when I slept a certain way. Any time I slept on my right side I consistently got sleep paralysis
>>27438745Huh, TIL. Thanks for the shark fact anon.
gura doesn't talk about having a dad or siblings...
>>27438673LAMY'S MAMMIES
>>274387292/10 but it will work anyway.
>>27438698>732k subs in under a monthidk anon you tell me
>>27438729Wow I actually think this post is unironicYou should probably lighten up, the date setting was just fun window dressing, 90% of the stream was just a pretty good normal member stream
>>27438754You can protect her by sending an akasupa
>>27438757Why is she so based
>>2743874280k
>>27438526Not him but I used to get auditory hallucinations of someone walking into my room, sitting on my bed and yelling demonic gibberish straight into my ear. It happened like 5 times, I never got used to it.
>>We as in mommy shark and IShe's good, annihilating narratives before they can even begin.
>>27438756>maybe, just maybeStop typing like a cunt.
>>27438753there's going to be SOME KIND of branding which uses "mEN" somewhere no matter how minor
>recent >mommy car in sharkcan sharks even drive?
>>27438743She's literally doing that right now, she's been talking about sleep paralysis experiences the past 10 minutes, has now made reference to her "mommy shark" a few times now etc. Like dude, if you actually care come watch her.
>>27438753>collab karaoke as their debut>bye bye byeim ready
>>27438729Goslingbro btfo
>>27438378For some reason, you are more likely to experience it if you sleep on your back. I sleep on my stomach normally but the one time I slept on my back I got sleep paralysis.
>>27438766absolute baka
Gura stories yes, we have successfully worn her down chumbros. She is opening up to us.
>>27438565accurate depiction of that stream
>>27438757Post building for comparison
Gura... I know it's October but I'm not trying to get spooked, it's practically midnight here.
>>27438703I don’t give a shit about Ame but amefags here are fucking annoying autistic spammers.
>>27438757Aren't those just from the stock images that holos use for everything
God, Imagine the doujins
>>27438538Real life personality is only funny when it's unintentional. She can talk about her experiences while in-character, though.
>>27438753I would honestly prefer if they just made a different division at this point. HoloboisEN; Nothing but femboys.
>>27438684You mean the same holo art we post in every single thread?Like let's see, this one here
>>27438590>Mommy type>Not GFEYour Freudian reps anon...
>I felt I couldn't breatheoh no, she's BLT
>>27438729Ogey, rrat.
>>27438757Holy fucking based
this guracraft stream just makes me more excited for the mori kiara stream
>>27438711How the hell did this dumb bird make me tear up? This is really cute.
>>27438565かわいい
>>27438774Im just waiting for some more dumb chemistry between her and Kiara, especially since Kiara of all people is acting as the guide this time.
>>27438774Can't wait
>>27438774yesI fully expect technical difficulties again even with her new PC since she seems super tech illiterate
>>27438729
>Gura has gone up 5k subs since her streams started
Goofy skelebros!
>>2743874270k then shadow ban
yup, it was a demon.
>>27438756Those aren't the people getting mad about it though, they just said it was boring and left
>first monster killed after 2 hourssasuga
>>27438849The chinks will still crack the shits though
I wonder if people still think Gura is new at MC if she's using a shield properly.
It's cute to hear her open up but she's pretty bad at telling stories...
>>27438829>she fell asleep in the carKind of cute mental image besides the incoming sleep paralysis where she couldn't even breathe on waking up.
>>27438766Fucking ESLs or dyslexic niggers
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1314403968206794753
>>27438729It was the bad end. It could have been better had chat made better dialogue checks throughout the date.
>>27438883
>>27438729ogey virgy
>>27438780Posting like this can be indicative of further neurological issues. You should see a neurologist.
>>27438858She's a sandwich?
CAN SOMEONE EDIT THE AMELIA DATE INTRO/OUTRO SO THAT NIGHTCALL/REAL HUMAN BEAN PLAYS IN THW BACKGROUND???
>>27438049Just cause no one else here is, I'll recommend Ina. The watch alongs seem like a lot of fun.
She's gonna build atlantis or what?
I want to fuck kiara with a strapon hngggggg
>>27438729never gonna make it
>The way she just said "What you want boy?" I'm concerned.
>>27438673>anon she makes way more money than the rest of gen5 for a reasonBecause people imagine being breastfed or getting a breastfeeding handjob from her?
>>27438729good, ame doesnt need support from actual mentally ill schizos such as yourself
>>27438872hasn't Mori played minecraft before also why not have Gura be guide since she is actually good at the game
I'm honestly stumped Ame played it so straight. I was expecting her to dunk hard on the Goslings.But Ame's the full time GFE streamer now, I guess.That dinner made me want to take a shower. I can't believe she's actually whoring herself out like that instead of being a twitch gremlin.This is indefensible.Also, Goslingfags confirmed for being 90% latinos, what a surprise.
Is she ready now for a zatsudan?
>>27438774I'm very excited, today's stream was top tier. Hoping the yuri isn't too insufferable, I want to like it, but I don't.
>>27438896She already said she's played before.
This is incredibly spookcomfy with the random monsters interrupting this horrifying story
I want to hear Gura's horrifying noises
>>27438846
>>27438855Yes. One is on topic and one isn't, what's so hard to understand?
>>27438917Thanks for the blogpost Mori
I had sleep paralysis like 3 or 4 days in a row. It was scary at first, sure, but after the first two time I just wanted to go back to sleep.
>>27438880what the fuck
>>27438774>can't make it because I have class
>>27438729just go back to fucking dogs mate
>>27438269Hahahahahahahha kiara jannie mocking was the best part
>>27438742120k with twister and banjo80k without
I've never experienced sleep paralysis but all these stories from people who've had them make me glad I haven't, holy shit.
Horrifying sex with Gura
>>27438847Train your mind and will power anon, master it, when the time comes just ravage the sleep para demon's anus.
>>27438839I usually sleep on my side, but this is true. I always got it sleeping on my back. And for some reason it takes me longer to fall asleep on my back, like my body knows that's not where I wanna be
>>27438935China is gonna freak
>>27438901>Enjoy your spaghetti SHE'S HERE
>>27438729this is pretty cringe but it was a little weird when she said her tummy hurt near the end, i thought she was gonna skip dinner, didnt know what to expect but the stream did drag on near the end
>>27438842Now she just needs to drink this special caffeinated water here...
>>27438766>headache is the first stage of brain cancerGod I fucking hate these people for so many reasons
>>27438914this is gonna be a multiple month project. pls andastd
>>27432748I'm pretty sad that the original is gone forever, and that this shit recording is the best one we got.
>>27438729Apply yourself. You suck at this.
>>27438824That sounds pretty scary anon. My demon was just this dark, indistinct figure that would stand in my doorway. The first few times I saw him I would try to scream, only since I was paralysed obviously nothing could come out.
>>27438729Top fucking kek
>>27438914She's working on it dumbass it's a very long term project. She needs all the base materials and resources for enchanting and a ton of other shit.
>>27438928You didn't even see the stream, that much is obvious. Shitpost elsewhere.
>>27438729SNAP BACK TO REALITY
rip
Gura...
is sleep paralysis a meme? I've never had it so it seems like a fake story people pass around to seem interesting...
OH NO NO NO GURA
>>27438932Looking at chat people are treating her like Kiara
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27438757If this was intentional,it's more likely she went all over Taiwan and memorized that specific building from a port city
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURAAA
>CreeperEverytime
noooooooooooo
CREEPA? AWWWW MAN
LAVA CREEPER STRIKES AGAIN KEK
What a noob Gura LOL
Yes!
COMEDIC TIMING CREEPER
FINALLY
>>27438935this is a coincidence right? no way this shark is this based
There it is, the dolphin!
>>27438774>Hope she set up her PC correctly.She has 4 monitors including a Cintiq 24. She knows how to set up a PC.
>>27438934well there you go, bitch
ya hate to see it
>>27438945Pekora...
>Finds Lava>Suddenly a CreeperFirst Kiara and now GuraFuck Lava
>>27438945peko pain
>>27438774the one thing I dont like about Mori is her stream times, love her otherwise
>>27438757She's Taiwanese
OH NONONONONONO
>>27438953there's a reason why a lot of old monster stories have people being prayed upon in the night.
>>27438953same lol
>>27438984100% a conspiracy, we all just make up random story shit
she kept her spare iron bars on her person right?rip
Good job Gura now don't die when getting it back
>just tune in to the stream>she gets blown up by a creepergood start
AWW MAN
>>27438901Can someone edit some drive scenes in there?
Gura gonna struggle with the zatsudans since she is a hikki.
>>27438903D Y R B
CREEPERED
>>27438928It seems she was debating going one way or another on it but is having more fun playing the part than not.
>>27438984Guess you got AIDS cuz you believe AIDS is real
>>27438895She isn't used to doing it. Heard how she had to take a deep breath to continue?
>>27438886how did you get this picture of me
>>27438929i think this is the zatsudan i was asking for
The design of creepers is just absolutely genius.
>>27438049>>27438915I'll second Ina, I'm getting membership just for the Matrix watchalong tomorrow
>>27438724UOOOOOOOOOH
>>27438526No hallucinations, but I used to get them with full body paralysis and could only move my eyes. The stress was so overwhelming that I almost hyperventilated each time it happened.
>>27438774>6 amNice fucking HoloEN jesus christ
>>27438953It's the first stage of necropsy, am glad I haven't either
>>27438684Then maybe people should stop bringing them up every time people start discussing Watson, it's almost like they want them to goslingpost
>>27438925By the sounds of it, she hasn't, and I'm assuming because timezones, that and the blind leading the blind can be good content.
>>27438980ON THERE GOES GRAVITY
>>27438627Sleep paralysis is when you partially wake up while your brain is putting you to sleep. Your body is frozen and you panic, while your imagination goes apeshit.I had it once. I thought the fucking devil was coming out of my closet in the corner of my eye and I couldn't turn my body. Silly to think of now, but legitimately terrifying while it's happening.
FUCK THE YOUTUBE PLAYER, FUCKING FREEZING FOR TEN SECONDS WHEN SHE DIED FROM THE CHAT SPAM.Knew I should of ran it from mpv to begin with...
>>27438943After the 3rd time you dont mind the sleep paralysis demon because atleast your not alone when you sleep anymore
>>27438917Yeah your tiny dick wouldnt satisfy her otherwise
>>27438621I prefer Purin's roommate
>>27439038ina doesn't struggle
GURA NO. THE FAMILY FRIENDLY
>>27438984it only happens to people with ESP potential
>>27438945PEKO
>>27438774This is pretty much the moment of truth as to whether Mori and Kiara have genuine chemistry beyond their yuri schtick.
>>27438935Holy fuck the Chinese are gonna seethe so hard
>>27438425Her sense of humor has always been one of her more subtle selling points, I hope more people start picking up on it.
>>27438925I believe she mentioned she had no experience playing prior to this. Also while Gura being a guide sounds practical, Kiara would probably be way more entertaining considering how their chemistry works.
GURA SAID A GAMER WORD
the date stream was funny as fuck, excited for the next one. have fun with minecraft chumbuds, I'm going to sleep
>>27438729These threads are so fucking easy to bait it's not even funny. Go back to your home board/site already
>>27438824Holy shit I've had that too. That's not fun at all
>>27439049yeah they sometimes creep up on you ahaha
Does it count if its just one limb? I've woken up to my leg locking up and its the worst shit imaginable
>>27438953I've only had it happen twice but both times involved all the surfaces of my room being covered in spiders
>>27438269>me when doxxposts stay up after 2 minutes
>>27438913Seconded
>>27439046bro, you keep knocking on my window
>>27437240Gigguk? Is that you?
>FUUUUUHHH CreeperAlmost.
>>27438984I've had it several times before. Only happens when I'm extremely tired. I fall asleep, but I'm mentally awake. Then it happens.
>>27438935damn that's a gorgeous fuckin buildingchina could never
>>27439010There's no fucking way that's a coincidence. Remember she also gave Coco that shoutout during the karaoke. Gura declaring war on the chinks. Based as FUCK.
>>27438903ALL WE HAD TO SAY IS "Let's go watch Gura at my place"HOW DID YOU GUYS FUCK IT UP
>>27439047walking onahole.
>>27438984It's pretty common in people with fucked up sleep
>your sleep paralysis demon
>>27439069nice projection anon, i will fucking tit slap you
>>27438984I've had it a couple of times., it's really not fun.
>>27438766What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>27438984the entire world is conspiring to make up a sleep condition just to spook (You)
>>27439067i had to succumb to watching on my phone. this pajeet code is rage induscing
CAEM ON CREEPAHBLOW SOMETHIN UP YA PONCE
If Ame doesn't have another redemption arc after this, I completely loose interest in Hololive. I am not watching her for the girlfriend experience.Then again maybe it's a good thing to stop watching Hololive completely
>>27439082night night teamate
>>27439080ITS YA BOYLONGNECK
>>27439070Link?
how is this so much better than kiara's computer chocking aside, they both know basically the same about MC.
>>27438945
Fucking Lava Creepers
>>27438774I'm a huge /u/chad but man.....6am.....and I didn't get good sleep today. I don't think I can make it bros
>>27438984Think it happens specifically to people that don't get enough sleep for a while and/or are often drinking/doing drugs.
>>27438935My little Atlantean Shark can't be this based
>>27438703Most of those people didn't even watch the stream and think it was actually about her whispering sweet nothings into her member's ears and flirting
>>27439031thats how she started too! glorious!
She dies and the views go upfunny
>>27438269Sharkjannie having a bit of a giggle I see
yab
>>27438685She's already learned from Pekora-sensei
>>27439049literally only exists because notch fucked up the dimensions when making the pig, and liked how the fucked up tall-pig thing looked
>>27439010googoo gaga lol
>>27439020At the moment she can't make her weekday stream time friendly to NA yet cuz of her main job I assume. It's quite bad for PST but for EST it's actually beneficial for ppl like me cuz she fixed my sleep schedule.
>>27439109>oh goD NOT THE RECORDER
What was the game amelia was playing for the date stream?
>>27438824tell your brother to stop drinking and going into your room, anon
>>27438935Extremely based, intentional or not
>darkest dungeonOH NO NO NO AUTISMBROS ITS TIME
>>27438830God fucking dammit I missed it. RIP.
>>27438980OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
>>27438757>>27438935OH FUCK, GURA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE CHINESE ARE EXTREMELY AUTISTIC AND THIS CAN BE SEEN SECRET ATTACK ON THEM
>>27439124please fuck off, yes
>>27439107she is very fuckable, too, yes
>>27438984I get paralyzed sometimes while being fully awake like she described but I don't have any hallucination, but I can see that happening
>>27439155tortellini..
>>27439106hindsight is 20/20
>>27439124>I completely loose interest in Hololive.eslchama...
>>27439124ogey
>>27439155Towa... Sio...
>>27439155t...
Uh ohSTINKY
STINKY!
c418 is back
>>27438928You people are such fucking crybabies and it's always about absolutely nothing.
>>27438984Its comfy>tfw hold my breath to induce the falling effect to wake my body upkino
>>27439124The point is both anon, you can see her be a gremlin talk about ground pounding your mom, or stuff like this
>>27438945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7NcxXuk3cw
>>27438757>>27438935ES ELLA
>>27439109how do I acquire sleep paralysis on a regular basis?
>>27439155Tower...
minecraft prob pulls in a lot of younger viewers finding the stream so big jump in new viewers
gura rape noises
>>27439106FUCK, such a rookie mistake
Kiara flashbacks.....
>>27439159so what? lots of cool designs came about because of unexpected moments during game dev.
>>27438824I remember that. Good times.
>>27439175MOM'S SPAGHETTI
Imagine if Gura was playing in hardcore instead...bye, gamers
>>27439224just replaying her memories from "sleep paralysis"
>>27439155tia...
>>27439106Even if I took Ame back to my place I won't make a move on her because premarital sex is bad.
>>27439128nah Gura is way better playing so it's not a fair comparison
>>27439055>>27439162
why does gura have such high latency
>>27439206
>>27438928ogey
>>27438984ive only had it once but it is seriously terribleI laid there and tried to scream, in my head I was just barely eeking out a "help me" but I probably wasnt actually saying anything at all
>>27439224
>>27439155Toe...
FBKing...
>>27438945Thirteen hours, twenty-one minutes and thirty-two seconds until you DIIIIEEEEE!!!
gura is like a fish out of water
Chumbuds... This music, combined with watching Gura have so much fun... It's giving me some weird feelings...
>>27439127no
OH NOSHE'S GONNA IGNORE THE CAT
>>27439055its holoEN not holoUSA
>FBK Blessed burger cat
>>27439124Good, one less bandwagoning retard who only jumped in because of EN.
>>27439124how bout you leave now and save us the trouble
>NU-HUH-HAH-HAH>HU-HUH-HAH-HAH
>Imagine the rape
>>27438903Actually it would be pretty cool if she did a poll option thing for the next oneTwist is regardless what option you choose it's always going to end up in tears
FBK....
Is there any teamates besides me who enjoy her streams without being retarded gosling
>>27439249nice
FBK surrendered.
>>27439155Twampoline...
>>27439155still laugh that the mouse goes straight for the tiddy
>>27439190Not sure if that's bad English anon, seems correct to me in that particular case.
>>27439201Does she watch Michael reeves or something?She even does the "buddyyy" often
>>27439124Please stop watching and fuck off already
>>27439236>gura has seen big black figures intruding in her bedroom
>>27439124It was one stream, sperglord
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1314406338210873346?s=20
>>27439230wasn't really disparaging it, 4chan's just conditioned me to speak like this
>>27439248based
>>27438269>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)ARE YOU SAYING SHE SHARK JANNIE DOES IT FOR ... NO MONETARY COMPENSATION?
>>27438872>kiara teaches mori about minecraft but makes it sound like she's teaching her how to masturbate
She's making the same noises as HER.
>>27439232>I remember that. Good times.Why did you do that to anonchama..?
FBK sees Gura's incline and came to kneel.
>>27438729https://files.catbox.moe/xjxv0z.webm
>>27438984sometimes I kinda wish I've had it, I've only had the opposite, sleep apnea which is more like being acutely aware that your body wants you dead and to kill you in your sleep every night
>>27438757She got it from irasutoya, or some cover intern did.
>>27438729Damn, that sucks. It ended differently for me though:>told her we could watch Gura at my place and she agreed>we were sitting on the couch, talking about how cute Gura is>'Indeed' I said, 'small ones are always the best'>'That's only because you can't handle the big ones'>'Maybe. Never really had a chance.'>'... You have one now.'Plus some stuff later.Good luck next time playing, bro.
>>27439256Carlooooooooos
>>27438341Now this is the only NTR that i can look at without being disgusted>t. Deadbeat
FBK KNEELS
FBK kneels
>>27439155Towa GFE when?
>>27439155Experienced women
FBK knelt
>>27439109>mori's farts wake you up but you can't move your hand to cover your nosehow horrifying!
>>27439279I think you're in the minority anon, I'm sorry.
>>27439270ₕᵤhaʰᵃ ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
Why is everyone saying axes are better for combat now?
THE CAT KNEELS
>>27439080Kiara improved a lot during her 2nd and 3rd minecraft streams compared to the 1st one, and then forgot everything during her 4th (and cursed) minecraft stream. The chicken brain may need to be carried by the chat to cheat anything to calli lmao
>>27439253She kneel
FBK...
Our friend is watching Gura's stream!
FBK IS IN CHAT
>>27439282she came to kneel
The fox kneels.
>>27439279Ignore schizos
>>27438984It's actually more likely to occur if you know about it. It's a literal memetic entity
FBK came to kneel and pledge loyalty to her knew overlord
>>27439253>PANIK!!!!She knows what's coming.
cute FBK
>>27439055I can watch her right after coming back from my one hour jog, because I wake up at a healthy time
>>27438935>this is for coco-senpai
Why are you all mad at Amelia now
>>27438757>>27438935That's why her views dropped, the Chinese figured it out.
>>27438935I'm going to be angry if there's an official announcement about this tomorrow. Cool building though.
>>27439301she did an "OI" the other day was basically indistinguishable from the one in thishttps://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
>meme cat couldn't beat shark so she joins herYOUR TIME HAS COME HOLOJP
Fubuki kneeling...
Now imagine if Gura's BGM was still blasting during these precious moments
Why does she scream like that? It's really cute
>>27439268Mate I've been watching since Gen 2, lost interest in JP at beginning of 5. EN reignited some of that fun
>>27439287you're ESL too, then
>>27438269>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)shark jannie are you okay
PANIK
>>27438565Ame-tan... sugoi...
>>27439256CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>27439256How much for a commission, Ina?
>>27439155Toaw...
>>27439287It should be lost not loose. i.e I completely lost interest in hololive.
>>27438945>Did you know Pekora?
>>27439155Tower collab pls
>>27439155torl...
>>27439249Holy shit nice anon.
>>27439367two fags not impressed enough by the date apparently
>>27438269>USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POSThehehe
>>27438861You're not supposed to say rrat yourself...
>>27438269MEIDOS CLEAN UP WITH NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
>>27439155Towa Ame Apex Collab
>>27439064>I thought the fucking devil was coming out of my closetI want whatever you're having.
>>27439370Your stream archive reps, anonchama... this was from one of her streams a few days after debut
>>27438729You should never fall in love with the girls dude. Just enjoy them for their humor and live your life. When you start putting out these ridiculous expectations the only person who winds up looking like an asshole is you, Anon.
>>27438953The only time I've ever had it was when Trump and Kim were gonna launch nukes and kill everyone and I couldn't move to stop it. I'm lowkey sad the one time I had it was on such a normie thing. I wasn't even worried about that whole situation irl. It was weird.
>>27439334Because they are now.
>>27439279>>27439347i wish amefags were all mentally stable like you. goslingposters are insufferable
>>27439375I blame the chat not liking her BGM
>>27439375>she screams along to the BGM
>>27439249Fucking hell super creepy and cool anon
>>27439410rrat
>>27438945Some nousagis are seething already lol.
>>27439155togeppi...
>>27439155twopi...
>>27438503I don't watch Rushia. How does she provide a gf experience?
>>27439112Tits, huh. So you're obese as well? No wonder you dick is tiny then, your fat flaps cover that shit up
>PANIKDammit Coco.
>>27438269>USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST
>>27439410ogey
>>27439410Ogey, rrat!
>>27438766>NecropsyDude probably meant narcolepsy. But that's fucking hilarious
>>27439326so this is how mori collects human souls
>>27438565i fucking laughed out loud
>>27439299>>27439380Sharkmeido isn't a janny, son. There are actual meidos on /jp/ though, just not him.
>>27438766>gura's viewership consists of touhoufags
>>27439399Who
cute cat scoping out the EN server
>>27438269>Even mods are shitpostingToday is a good day.
>>27439367>allIt's 5 people at most, all of them receiving a secondhand account of the stream because SEAniggers can't afford memberships.
>>27439427>he's still uppity about goslings
>>27439443rrat
>>27439155Totodile...
>>27438269Janny, are you OK? Are you OK, Janny?
>>27439279You could enjoy all of her content whether it's mario odyssey or q&a or this silly ass fun arcade date we had today.But no you retards can only enjoy one thing.
>>27438861You broke the rules you broke the rules you broke the rules you broke the rules YOU RUINED IT
>Gura's pouty voiceUOOOHHHHH
>>27438269>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)LMAO MEIDO
Its funny how Gura will be the expect on the EN server
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1314406817514942465
>>27439155Torreta...
>>27439394You are wrong>If Ame doesn't have another redemption arc after this, I completely lost interest in Hololive.
>>27439435Becor...
>>27438565post to her twitter before SEAnigger does
>>27438269You just can't make this shit up
>>27439440Please don't speak ill of the reddit dragon. At this point it seems she is never going to be allowed to come back.
>>27438269Based chicken and based meidos
>>27439428It's not a bad song but when its on full volume for 3 hours straight, it can get annoying.
>>27439469That wasn't shitposting.
>>27439438Im so fucking fat, fuck im so fat. keep projecting
>>27439424your meds, anon
>>27439155tonari no seki kun.....
FBK KNEELS TO THE SHARK
>>27439155tortuga....
>whats ur favorite thing about shaaaaaaak?
>>27439491
10:25 PMフブキCh。白上フブキHELLO Gura(^・ω・^§)ノ
>>27439458What board do you think you're posting on?
GURA WRONG PICKAXE
>>27439486https://files.catbox.moe/z5gw6u.webm
I finally understand Gura's endgame. She's not just building subs. She's rallying army for Coco. In two weeks time they will strike back against China.At last, I truly see.
WELCOME TO THE GURAG GUYS
>she's mining gold with a stone pickaxe
>>27439495Now THIS, is a friend
So now that gura has noticed me in the chat that means i get to peacefully pass away right? I feel so warm.
>>27439482But what if I like the wrong thing for the wrong reasons and people make fun of me?
>>27439394>>27439499it's lose
she keeps saying the c-word bros..
wtf gura mine gold with stone pick
>>27439495Fubuki is such a good sempai...
gurag...
>>27438269kek
So Gura is from the East coast of the US right? She seems to have an East coast accent.
>>27439367Seems like chumbuddies aren't buddies at all. I noticed that while Gura is active the anti-Amelia posting increases tenfold.
That was painful to watch
>>27438643that's just sad honestly
>>27439495she wants to be dog to be eaten first
>>27438269BASED CHICKEN
>>27438269Her attitude today was really good. Gave me a few boners.
>>27439531Shaq o'neal?
>>27439507she may be reddit, but she has more nerves than all of the basedboy Amecucks combined
>>27439515What an autistic exchange that was.
>>27439279I like gremlin and zatsudan Ame, and her streams are fun/comfy. GFE is whatever but if people like it then good for them.
>>27439249>Ina waking Gura up>night terrorchecks out
>>27439531>sHaaaAAAAksHaaaAAAAk
>>27439495Jesus, her knees must be a foot deep in the ground with kneeling this powerful
>>27439287>>27439394itt we give each other language lessons
>>27439546That's probably the only way you'd get me to member to her.
>>27439495Nice!
>>27439536Did shark seriously just ignore her? Fubuki....
>>27439559She's from Atlantis
>>27439546Could Gura stand a better chance against China than Coco and Haachama?
>>27439495Friend Fox wants all the holos to win!
that creeper was so close...
>>274395601 or 2 posters get mad when you talk about any holo other than Gura while she's streaming. I don't think they're even real chumbuddies, just falseflaggers
>>27439495>Gura beats Fubuki to 1m>"i-it's because Fubuki was promoting her, guys..."
>>27439536Fbk saved her virginity for shark chad gura
jesus christ shark...
>>27439559people hear a lot of different things in her accent. southern, texan, east coast, midwest, west coast. it's all there.
>>27439536Gura is now too strong for the jaypee vtubers
>>27439287Should be "I will completely lose interest in Hololive"Loose is what kinda woman your oshi is
>>27439559She is from Ontario
>>27439155Tomodachi....
>>27438269Jannie are you okay?Jannie are you okay?Are you okay Jannie?
>>27439596The entire world fears the shark.
>>27439155Tomato...
The cries of frustration only fuel me inside
I'm not one for cute and funny but Gura's screams are making me rethink things.
>>27439495This kills the numberschizo narratives
>>27439560Please don't start false narratives, anon. The holy trinity of HoloEN loves and supports each other.
Fubuki is a good senpai, your narratives and le tired cat spam is a disgrace.
>>27439585No, she said hi to her
FLAT CHEST BANGING
>>27439585Why are you posting without watching the stream?
>shark beating chestUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>27439560you're unironically not allowed to point that out or the mod gives you a warning
>>27439155Twap...
>>27439585She said hi to her.
>>27439596She has the entire world with her
>>27439486GOD DAMNIT
>>27439585No? She did say hello to FBK.
somebody please for the love of god clip gura whispering "i try" I need it
>>27439495FBK is so nice. It's going to make me cry
>>27439596Any of them could stand up to china, it's Cover worrying about other Holos who has to naked dogeza to the CCP.
>>27439495>Fubuki knows she will lose so she pre-emptively kneels
>>27439495FBK is friendo
>>27438269Today was a good day.
When Gura pounds her chest, it sound like a flat chest.
>>27439570https://files.catbox.moe/6xt4lq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/uek5xb.png
>>27438269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEl6BkjouU
>>27439522It really might be that. Adderal fucks my sleep so I wouldn't be surprised.
>>27439495the what frame now?
>>27439495Friend fox's knees status: at the center of the Earth right now
>>27438269with so many comments nobody will notice I have a small dick
>>27439611has she never posted hi to anyone else?
https://twitter.com/RealEOC/status/1314369505339072514?s=20Wait a minute. That color....
>>27438935holy fucking based
>>27438703>How the fuck are people so mad over Amelia doing a fun date stream?People are mad? Most people in this thread seemed to enjoy it
Alright guys, it's that time:Who are your favorite posters here?Please add anybody I've missedhttp://poal.me/vxm5d7http://poal.me/vxm5d7http://poal.me/vxm5d7
>>27439507No, I respect Coco for supporting the other girls, if nothing else, I just really don't want the jp girls only intelligible english to be reddit memes.
>>27439630Everything they do kills numberschizo narratives. Imagine thinking they cry in their sleep when Gura gets more subs than them. Do you seriously think FBK would have actually went with "yeah I got to 1m subs but the important thing is that I got there FIRST!!!"?
>>27439656I'll try*
>>27439686I'm pretty sure she shows up in other holo's chats all the time
>>27439593Which part of Alantis though?
the sounds of frustrations are so hot fuck
Why don't this dumb shark just put more torch so mobs stop spawning and she can actually focus on resource gathering
>>27439495My best friend. My friend with benefits.
>>27439634tourists needs a crash course on hololive before posting stupid shit like those
>>27439671Based
>>27438935DEEPEST LORE
>>27439658Yogiri...
>>27439155tokusatsu...
>>27439631> "stop being toxic"> spreading trinity false flagging garbageTake your meds anon
>>27438729>I paid for this and at the end you rush this and say "I gotta go to watch Gura's stream!", No. I wasn't cool with that.this is the only thing I agree with
>>27439686No it’s a joke anonchamma
>>27439495FBK just wants cunny
>>27438901Bioshock WHEN Ame
JP server... Please let Gura in...
In a few hours Gura will pass Pekora
So did no one record the date stream? I can't wait a day
>>27439709w-why is she candling herself
>>27439295She's so cute when she's thirsty.
lmao were ENs blocked from the JP server?
>>27438935goddamn that neo-art deco building looks so classy. America should take notes
>>27439010>>27439105gura really is only pretending to be retarded.
Oh, so they're allowed on the JP server, they just can't build. That makes sense, the JP is insanely crowded as is.
Open the serverStop having it be closed
>>27439671based but why does this exist?
How does she know about spawners?
>>27439754Yes
>>27439495kneelposters were dumb, fubuki has never given a shit about being #1
>FUCK
>joins JP server>everyone loves shark>they just spawn camp chicken
>Fubuki comes groveling to Gura's stream for viewsPathetic
>>27439495KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
>"Callio-PAY"HOLY SHIT GURA IS A SAVAGEMORI BTFO
>>27439559Sounds like New England to me but people hear all kinds of shit from her because she likes to play with her voice
>>27439683chodechama...
Do we need to send the Black Ships to the JP Servers?
>I wanna go see /jp/..!GURA IS COMING OVER TO VISIT US
>>27439771she's got hundreds of hours in MC and is sandbagging
>>27439674when gura claps her hands, they sound like tiny hands.
man it sure is telling when Gura is the best minecrafter on EN
>>27438269CLEANE'D
>>27439749The majority of people didn't even realize it started lmaoalso>I can't wait a day>he doesn't know
>turning away every time she finds a creeperGura please... Please... I'm begging you, use your shield...
>>27439749yeah it's here right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0
They WILL get into the JP server, and they WILL build whatever the fuck they want. The Black Ships stop for nobody.
>>27439787shut up
why is gura acting like an oblivion character
Bros she telling to blown up already... what do I do
Its cute when gura promotes her other members
>>27439740They should've waited until the collab ban lifted, it's only 1 week left too..Maybe just stream sp creative mode to plan out builds to make on the main server later
>>27439754There's a collab ban right now newchama
>>27439768She mentioned shaq but I can't remember what the context was
>>27439752Because it's hot
GURA NOOOO DON'T OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Imagine one of the JP holo tweeting one of those Gura death road pictures once she eats Peko
le sad Cat fox is a good girl and a kind senpai
>>27439495FBK is the best friendGod I want to be more than friends
>>27439784>Kiara builds her house>While she's offline, everyone throws chickens into her house>Re-label her house as the chicken farm
>>27439495Fubuki is good friend.
>if you're more peopleOH NO SCHIZOBROS...
>>27439799The black ship will sail soon
>>27438703It's just two schizos shitposting because they're poor SEAnigs
>>27439771she's played it before and she said that just like she said she played dead by daylight before but literally everyone is deaf and ignores when she says that and pretends that she's playing for the first time for some reason
Is Gura playing solo or is she the first on the Minecraft EN server?
I just tuned in to GuraDid she suffer as much as chicken when she started? Or is she competent at the game?
>stream doesn't end until I find diamond24 HOURS STREAM LET'S GO
NOOOOOOOOO GURA MY SLEEP REPS
this is so comfy
>>27438538Keep the character, for the most part. I think it'll work out better for her in the long run in a lot of different ways.
>>27439762there's still plenty of space though, they only filled a few chunks
>>27439820EN has their own sever, for the last time.
>>27439814When will the Holos stream Skyrim?
>>27438269HEE HEESHAMONA
>>27439792what are you even talking about?
>>27439754Shark said they're likely visiting JP server for their collab this weekend
please no diamond
>>27439783?
>>27439731you deserve each other, this is eactly the kind of bullshit you welcome trying to start tribal fights
>>27439787Nah faggot, FBK showed her support to Gura since she started
>>27439808I'm too poor to pay
>>27439559I think she has/had some type of speech impediment.
>>27439859Luck 100
>>27439627Underated
>>27439835She is everyone's friend after all.
>>27439859she's pretending really hard not to know how to play
>>27438978I was in the stream from an hour before it started right until the ara ara at the end.I was shitposting to my heart's content during it. The funniest part was when she stopped at the gas station to buy scratch tickets. The absolute absurdity and poverty feel that brought was incredibly funny, but it wasn't thanks to Ame.She was just running through the game, looking for stuff to do to keep herself occupied.I think she was cringing pretty hard at herself. She should have embraced it and purposefully make the shittiest date imaginable. She didn't even pick up on the mugging or the dumpster diving as sources of comedy. It was just "what can we do here? What else do we have to do?" There was only the slightest hint of parody. I'm not going to watch the ASMR stream because that makes my toenails curl up but I have little hope it's gonna be more than fapbait for the sweaty Goslings.Ame, I am disappoint. And disappointed in myself for denying she was more than GFE.That Gura collab was the greatest thing EN has produced as of yet and this stream was maybe the worst.
>>27439155Tortilla...
Please don't find diamonds
>>27439859She played MC for hours and hours back in Atlantis.
>>27439857She is first on en servers
>>27439808>3 thumbs downWhat did she do
>>27438984It happens to me once a year, last time it happened to me was a few weeks ago, I saw snakes crawling on my desk and got really nervous wanting to move.
>>27439155Tow truck...
>>27438629Are we hitting the golden age of HoloEN?
>>27439859shes is WAY more lucky than her
I admit Fubuki is so nice I feel kinda bad for her being so washed up now.
>>27439787Fuck off
>>27439859competent. had a really good start too - several villages and tamed a horse with saddle.
>>27439852I'm going to stop responding to them. She's literally never pretended she hasn't played a game before but they keep posting that nonsense.
>>27439857She's the first one on the holoen server. Should be interesting to see how Kiara and Mori do on it if it's a NA server.
>>27439857She's the first on their server, popping its mining virginity. My prediction is the other ENs will build near her and it'll be like a beachside resort town for them.Would make sense at least.
should have done zatsudan + strip mining at the bottom
>>27439857she's first on the server
>>27439839>NU Kiara finds some german autist wiling to clean her house>For no pay>A victory for Österreich
>>27439559>>27439614>>27439794its unironically close to the same thing SEAniggers experience, they subconsciously want her to be from the same place to have her as a pride of their area
>>27439823>>27439820Gura already said she's not gonna build Atlantis on JP.I'm sure they'll visit the jp server but I'm sure the majority of their minecraft play will be on the EN server. The JP holo's will probably visit the EN server as well.
>>27439155Edificio...
>>27439859She knows what she's doing, still died to a surprise lava creeper though.
>>27439908I fucking hope not, its only been a month. Its all downhill after the golden age
>>27439559Dunno how accurate it is, but I was able to get into her Fall Guys games pretty easily, US-E
Gura's cunny soup...
>>27439912>gave the middle finger to ccp and halved her incomeshe's still based, shark can help her
>>27439692I'm sure I'm the minority but I unironically like everyone here but doxposters.
>>27439905imagine getting thumbs down from the people that pay you
>>27439155Tamarind...
is gura irl older than ame?
>>27439859Better world seed and she actually played the game before
24 hour gura
>>27439155Towerra...
>>27439905Me
>>27439912don't she's not. hololive's success is fbk's success
>>27439839>Kiara builds her house>Logs back into find that while she was gone it was demolished and replaced with an aquarium for Gura>The aquarium is filled with supportive messages for Gura
>>27438925>>27439062Technically Mori has played MC before but it was a long time ago and she doesn't remember anything.
>Won't press F3 cause donesn't want people making fun of her computer>won't quit till she finds diamond>Can't see what level she's on without pressing F3who caves in first?
>>27439928I'm not from New England
>>27439929Like, also,Do Gura, Ame and Ina want to fight with the ping and lag connecting to JP all the time? I'm sure they'll visit the JP server though.
>>27439762 That's what I figured, they're allowed to visit and look around, maybe JP holos can invite them to go on a little collab adventure/shenanigans on the JP server. They just aren't allowed to seriously play/build anything major and lasting
>>27439926>>27439919>>27439918>>27439904Is there a reason why she isn't using Chicken's server?
>>27439967nobody knows.
>>27439967no
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1314405109699211264Towa is a gosling too...
>>27439954Did you not see sharks thumbnails it’s all out fucking war on the chinks now
>>27439898How can you claim she's only GFE yet also admit that she barely did anything worthy of being called GFE at all during the stream?You contradict yourself.Outside of like a total of 3 minutes the whole thing was just her playing games or doing stupid shit, not GFE.
>>27439912nah gura will only help her income in the long run
>>27439991i mean u can just mine at bedrock level and it would be the same
>>27439714le tired cat has been spammed by autists trying to lower thread quality since long before EN.
So, I'm 40 minutes into Amelia's arcade date; and it's pretty good so far!
>>27439980this right hereFBK wants Hololive to take over the world and for the girls to have fun and be successful
>>27439967Doubt it, shes likely lives in a country were legal drinking limit is under 21 just judging off her roommate and her voice
>>27439124Save time and gtfo now
That bit just now made me realize, someone's gonna steal Gura's bread once they all start playing on the EN server. It's gonna be like the Aqua/Shion neighbor shenanigans all over again.
>>27439991just mine to the very bottom then go up 10 blocks that's how she could do it
>>27439967It seems hard to read, probably mid 20s would be my guess.>had no idea who Bomberman was>was probably a NEET living with her mom until recently if not still doing that>doesn't seem very educated at all>panders way more to zoomer memes/sensibilities but knows some older stuff too
>>27439898>She didn't even pick up on the mugging or the dumpster diving as sources of comedy.she literally jumped in the dumpster to grab a soda to drinkMaybe you prefer comedy that drags out every bit to give the audience plenty of time to digest it but I liked Amelia moving from one joke to another without overstaying
>>27439967We don't know, could even be older than Korone and just insanely good at larping
>>27440021>enjoying sloppy seconds
>>27439919im loving the coastal town idea so much
>>27439928I am in no way proud of East coast america.
>>27439999The more important question you should be asking is why Chicken wasn't using the HoloEN server, and the reason for that is because it was an unplanned stream.
>>27439991she could count from bedrock
>>27439991she'll get lucky and find a diamond in the next 15 minutse
>>27439999Chicken was playing local
>>27439999Chikin is cursed. Better leech off Gura's luck
>>27439898I think if Ame does another one and goes more in line with what you said it could be her best stream. I hope she keeps trying out weird streams like this.
>>27439929I can see the NA trio mostly playing EN server and mori/chicken splitting time between them. Even if ping isn't a big deal in minecraft 200+ ms can still be annoying.
>>27439990so that means Mori is one of those old kids that picked up mincecraft 8 years ago and gets nostalgic when lostening to sweden?
>>27439991>cave heheh
>>27439991Dude she can just block the screen with Bloop to note her coordinates.Like fuck doesn't she have support staff? Someone tell her.
So there will most certainly be an outcry from chinks after this stream, right?
>>27439958I'm the same way anon, so it can't be that much of a minorityThough I intended the poll to be recognizable individuals, this works too
>>27439995you can say the same about Kiara/Mori playing on the EN server though since they live in nip.The JP server is completely resource/technologically saturated though. Isn't most of the fun of minecraft building things that are -yours- from your own effort (or the effort of a team like HoloEN).
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Gura discovered cocaine
>>27439879How is calling out trinity toxic bullshit tribalistic? I'm not the same anon that was talking about Gura...
gently licking gura's tiny clit
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1314410751780503552Ame finally acknowledges that she messed up the stream start time.
>that pantingAme under the desk eating the cunny
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>>27440004you need to be a virgin to gosling
>gura's claps
>>27440064they'll start sucking shark cock instead of ccp dick
>>27440064pretty sure bugmen are scared of attacking EN members
imagine Gura's tiny hands on your cock, making it look extra big...
Mori should build her base underground/in the Nether.