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Fucking summer.

She's a master troll.

She will gap your cock into your own anus.

These are the three most powerful beings in Gensokyo, and they are all allied under one roof and family name. To not like them would be mildly retarded to say the least.

She's one of the eldest touhou girls at 17 years of age.

>>2743799
This argument is unconvincing for vast numbers of /jp/ denizens.

>>2743794


...you know I don't think I like her anymore.

>>2743799
I think its closer to 17,000, but whatever. Presumably her ability to fuck with boundaries gives her the ability to change between adult and loli forms at will, so the real question is why doesn't she use this power more often?

She will use portals to put small bombs into your stomach.

>>2743794
But will she change my pee hole into a gaping anus?

>>2743843
When a girl says she's seventeen, she's really seventeen! You shouldn't doubt her.

SUP TOUHOU DEV XD

I'M SO CLEVER! XD

>>2743843
>Yukari
>17,000

Not even close.

>>2743866
>>2743901

>>2743772
you should like yukari because she is a sensual lover fully dedicated to one suppatenko. she doesn't sleep around like the other sluts on gensokyo

On a sort-of-related note, now that Gaap has appeared in Umineko, my Beatrice = Yukari theory has been thrown into disarray.

>>2743879
Are you guys going to bring your shit into threads that aren't even related to your VN equivalent of "fanime"? Just get out.

>>2743971
>[yukari] doesn't sleep around like the other sluts on gensokyo
Of course, of course.

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H.
(No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this
brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put
your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different
kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar
back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between
the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase
the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this
situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If
you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon.
Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are
obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the
sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky,
you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller,
or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the
ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation
to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical
things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things.
Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner
in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the
real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true,
and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and
falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary
between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to
manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for
the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist.
This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border
between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond,
she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual
moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about
Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract
concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms
of two abstract concepts).

>>2744010
>>2744018


..hurrr..
That is confusing.. I think I'll just kick Yukari in the shins and go love Cirno! she is less complicated!

>>2744043
>>kick Yukari in the shins

>>2744010
>>2744018
not this shit pasta again

ZUN believes the skyline exist for crying out loud, HURR skyline, HAHAHAHA

yes i mad

>>2744214


you heard me! I will kick her and she can't do anything about it! Cept maybe eat me or kill me or something. But I kick her anyway!

You should like her because she has the most awesome upskirt shots.

I don't understand how there's anything more you need to know

>>2744282


That is some nice boobs. Wonder if I can get away with grab and run

She has a nudist nine-tailed milf fox and a loli retarded black cat of ill omen catgirl as her followers. i'm pretty sure you can't be any more awesome than that.

>>2744230
She can massage your prostate without having to put her whole hand through your anus.