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Gura's butt.
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Dumpster diving with Ame!
>>27433490You'll have fun for a few days then realize playing alone is boring as fuck unless you're autistic.
dumpster diving with ame!
Very nice.
>Ame is dumpster divingShe really had a rough childhood huh
I WANT TO SEE GURA'S BUTT
>some midget strolls into your village>kicks your door open>puts a log on top of your dresser>stares>takes log>walks out>just keep pretending to sleep
she fucking said it bros!a!
So what do you think they're gonna do for saturdays collab? just Gura's perspective? some splitscreen abomination? or multistream even though it's supposed to be on Gura's channel?
I want to eat the items in Kiara's ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o
>>27433577Wait a minute...
Cute and funny thread!
>>27433595me?
>>27433589THats what im talking about
>>27432748
salman
Enjoy sleeping with the door open, pussy
>>27433595
Mori love.
>no cows allowed/cgl/ BTFO
Gura's streams feel like Nick Jr.
I knew you were homeless but dumpsterdiving on our date is a bit much amelia...
>>27433589Whoa, that's me!
>>27433578I'd assume she can't play on the JP server on stream until the collab ban is officially lifted.
Reposting because new thread. Is pretending to be an autistic second-grader supposed to be part of her charm? I mean, to each their own, and if you find this entertaining then don't let me stop you from enjoying it, but this is, unironically, some of the cringiest forced humor I've ever seen. She definitely pauses before speaking so often because she's carefully considering how to make everything sound as clippable as possible, which is pretty brilliant since she for sure knows exactly what kind of low-effort humor her fans love.
can she beat xqc?
>>27433577Gura yo
>>27433592self doxx gets deleted, you know?
>Amelia's idea of a first date is running into a car on the road, then burning glowsticks at the beach and climbing into an open dumpster
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2oIt's fun so far
52k for a subpar minecraft streams holy smokes... Last time I looked it was only 30k
This is already one of the most kino streams ever.>"it's gonna be wasted on solo server" fags btfo>"it's gonna be creative mode" fags btfo
>Gura walks next to sleeping villager in exact same fucking position>didn't say "CAN WE SPOON"ITS NOT HER
gotta admit this is a good seed.
>>27433618Based
>holoEN will fail>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl>Gura will never beat Mori>Gura will never get above 300k>Gura will never beat the 5th gen>Gura will never beat Roboco>Gura will never get above 400k>Gura will never beat Sora>Gura will never beat Watame>Gura will never beat Suisei>Gura will never beat Miko>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Noel>Gura will never beat Rushia>Gura will never beat Matsuri>Gura will never get above 600k>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA>Gura will never beat Senchou>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon>Gura will never get above 700k>Gura will never beat Aqua(YOU ARE HERE)>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never get above 800k>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never get above 900k>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPION>Gura will NEVER EVER be able to finish the Atlantis monument (NEW!)It's innevitable.
holoen server sure is a shithole
>>27433589KEK
>Kiara spends an entire stream trying to find a village>Gura spawns right next to one
WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY LOOKIN
THIS BGM IS GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE GUYS
Gura is finally relaxing. With uppers.
A-Ame's home cooking...
>52k and risingSHE CANNOT BE STOPPED
>minecraft boost>only 52k watchingexplain yourselves sharkbuds
>let’s grief these nerdsI love her
>>27433603>not spooning
Ame-chan's fat, sweaty tits!
>>27433610Bro what the fuck
>takes a can out of the dumpster and then gets hit by a busTh-thanks for the date Ame...
>>27433577SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
I wonder how happy Cover is that they got Gura. 50k viewers watching a minecraft stream and she's on her way to dethroning Pekora by tomorrow.
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT
>>27433647When will we add Gura will never beet pewdiepie in there?
NIGGERMAN?!
Shadowban RTA, I suspect she's delisted in 10 minutes (9:35pm EST)
>>27433623I'm starting to Gosling so fucking hard for her and the more I find out about her roommate the more I love her
IM FUCKING CHUUUUUUUUUUUUMMIIIIINGG
I don't think we're gonna see atlantis for a long, long time...
>>27433635sounds like fun
my gf getting run over twice..
>Polka streaming MC tooWhat does it mean?
>>27433635First dates are supposed to be memorable, aren't they? She's just making sure you never forget this.
>>27433613cute... and funny...so, is it cunny?
NIGGERMAN
I just realised Ame bought Swan and Goose feed.Goslings going to be eating well tonight!
>>27433606Host it on ame's channel because she missed the collab monday.
AAAAAAAAAAAA GURA SAVE NIGGERMAN
>>27433630Give it 20 minutes max.
AHHHHHH NIGGERMAN
>>27433595she's HERE
This is going to be a disaster
>no 'GO TO SLEEP' posters for ENThis likely means those doing that for JP are doing that to grief/harass, right?
>you're not gonna build it in creative?>uh, yeapbased but also insane
this is the stuff, numberlads
>>27433610wtf my nigga
shes going to call a villager a pussy...
Try and find me a German woman that doesn't like to put stuff up her but. Pro tip you cant.
>>27433670cute shak
Gura just fucking robbed this guy
>>27433577Whats your favorite pup moment>?
Imagine Kiara and Mori coming into the village only to find it totally pillaged by Gura
This is going to be boringplay creative mode gura
This is already fifty times more entertaining than Kiara's Minecraft streams.
>I've struck gold, and it's blue!
>>27433651Shark luck is unlimited
>>27433623currently enjoying my daughter playing minecraft
My autistic girlfriend left the arcade and is now chasing down forklifts. Any advice?
>>27433595WOW
>dumpster divingThis is a pretty good simulation of poorfag dating
>>27433670SUCCESS = MEJEALOUSY = GURA
>>27433681Don't do it, deadbeat.
What the fuck is this game Amelia is playing? I've been watching for half an hour and literally nothing has happened
>>27433637it's HER!
>>27433683
>El Negrohombre graces the server
>>27433718kys
>>27433629meds. take them
>>27433678but anon, Gura IS pewdiepie...
THATS A HOE
uhhhh watching kiara has told me gura definitely didn't make enough shticks
>>27433704She's just gonna need to make a fuckton of potions, she'll be fine. If she gets the trident it'll be easier too.
>Gura's viewcount almost matching her Karaoke stream >On fucking Minecraft
>>27433610if only this was true....
IS THAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nah, people still did it to ame, and she snapped at them, I think I saw some for Kiara too
>>27433714>>27433577picture didnt attachpost best korone moment
About how much is she pretending right now?
THEY SHOULD BE PLAYING ON JP SERVER. FUCK YOU RETARDED MANAGER FUCK.
51K FOR FUCKING MINECRAFT
>>27433756karaoke got 70k nigger
>>27433680Watching this post
Missing the bus home with Ame!
Gura's trying to make a short hoe to compliment Kiara's long torch
>>27433736The Coin Game, it's a game where you kind of have to make your own fun. Survival mode in it is alright, but since we're on a date we're doing birthday mode.
>>27433703EN rarely streams more than 2 hours.
>>27433717shut up tribalist loser
>>27433647>Gura will never beat Kizuna AI>Gura will never beat pewdiepie
gura... your crafting reps...
>>27433660the innocent facade is already leaking. how much longer can she keep it up?
>>27433759
>>27433658she will not reach 60k, activate ze shadowban
She's never gonna build atlantis is she?
Shark wombbrain
>>27433676ogey
>hiding her powerlevel againCome on now Gura...
>>27433767100%
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s Bugs Bunny costume!”
>Solving the mother of all mysteries, anon!
for the few that watch HER was she this shit at the game? Cause wow Kiara might be equally skilled
this ame date is too precious
Ame's trying to steal the forklift
>>27433767Not very much
YOUTUBE IS BREAKING DOWN
Can someone post the Watson image where she's saying naruhodo and looking through her magnifying glass and you can see the nice soft pantsu
>>27433777>survival modewhat?
>>27433788Anon, she spawned the server at a fucking Taiga. There's no ocean to do this.
I thought this was a date stream, what is even going on. What IS this game
>>27433759AAAAA TASUKETE KUROJIN MAN MAN MAN
>>27433749Isn't it pretty easy to build underwater air pockets in minecraft?
>only 25k viewers during NA time during collab>"Where's your 40k viewers NAfag"Where's the EUfags? Wait they never show up.
That window'd mode that Gura is doing is bugging me. Just go fullscreen
>>27433767Almost none. She never played MC all that much and the only footage I have is HER dying in a panic to a skeleton archer.
is it bedrock or java?
>>27433768NO... let them have their own server
Gura is fucking stealing everything kek
>>27433762???
man this arcade date is so damn comfyglad to be a teachad
>WOW GURA YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
>>27433760
>>27433760UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHo
>>27433768The collab ban isn't lifted yet
Numberfags are mentally ill
wtf gura is a thief
>50k viewers for a Minecraft streamChicken on fucking suicide watch again
>>27433788She will.Eventually.
>>27433749Or she can just get the heart of the sea and ignore the potions.
>that potato pronunciationWHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE
>>27433798It's not her
>>27433768they will. once the bans lifted
Gura isn't playing minecraft, she's playing grand theft minecraft
>>27433770pretty low all things considered
>>27433768this is better. they can make there own town thing instead of getting stuck in the jp server ghetto
>>27433810Wait is there no ocean in the whole world? Or is it just far away.
>>27433766My favorite moment is when /hlg/ fucks actual dogs
Does this HoloEN server have a resource place that respawns everything like JP?
>>27433825delete this
>>27433816RIP comments
>>27433756Not even close, It won't even reach 60k
>>27433577CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!LICK IT, KISS IT TEASE IT, TASTE IT!EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE!TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!I CAN'T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
Can we spoon when?
What the fuck, I thought this was a simple arcade game
>>27433798Kiara literally spent two hours dying with stone tools and getting lost. She also played in 3rd person like a dumbass.
>>27433819I hope Java because bedroom is fucked
>>27433798Yeah HER was bad.
>>27433717Nah Kiara's are also very entertaining, just in a different way.
>>27433825NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So basically her idea of a date is to trick us into going to work?
>Gura literally just stealing itemsWhat the fuck is this bullshit? Why doesn't she have to craft and farm her own shit?
>>27433759IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
she wrote it down.... CUTE
>>27433803>Ame's trying to steal the forkliftwth am i reading
>Gura gets a better deal than Kiara even in minecraftYou can't make this shit up
>>27433768Collab ban, anonchama
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality and her youtube experience.
>>27433809You have to work part time jobs to get money, eat food to stay alive, and you take damage from vehicles. Also I think there's a curfew so you can't be out all night.
I can't believe she actually uses paper notes in the current year.
Why? JP is going to join the EN sever after the ban is lifted
>>27433819Java I'd assume since the jps play on java
>>27433809I mean prismarine is pretty easy to farm
>>27433825cursed and funny
Gura calling them punkins is too cute
>>27433782>Gura will never have the most watched video on youtube>Gura will never eat jimmy fallon in the trending tab
I seriously don't understand why people find her entertaining.
>just got home from work>the date started 70 minutes ago>two fucking hours earlyWhat the fuck. What did I miss?
>>27433623Can't wait til tomorrow please let new pc-kun be good
>>27433778So do many JP streams and they still pull that shit on them
This game is giving me My Summer Car vibes.
>>27433863Seems to be a common theme with western indie games: they start with one thing in mind and the second half is a completely unrelated genre
>>27433768they can just go to the JP server as guests, anon. To see all that their senpais have built, not to alter it in any way, just to appreciate it.
>she's taking me to her housewish me luck, bros
>>27433855It's a fucking realms server. "Officially" hosted server, no mods, no server-side mods, no fun.
Missing the bus and walking home with Ame...
Fucking KEK Atlantis is probably not happening anytime soon but this is entertaining regardless.
>>27433768No way dumbass this is way better.
>>27433825go back SEAnigger
>>27433756Minecraft won't top her singing, we won't know the true potential of her singing stream because youtube keeps shadowbanning.
Ame no! No sniffing petrol!
>>27433893everything
>>27433855prolly not cause there's only five of them
>slurping noisesShe's reverting...
>>27433880Based
>let's drink the gas schlorpschlorpYeah I don't know about this date anymore..
Will Gura actually pull this off?
>>27433870>luckshit spawns next to a village>waaaaah why doesn't she reap the benefitsfuck off
>>27433870This isn't beta 1.8 anon, stealing from villages is literally the most efficient way to start up due to how much weight they have.
My wife Amelia sniffing petrol out of habit
>>27433893A lot of self doxx last thread
>>27433884Visiting JP is fine, playing full-time with NA to JP lag would be suicide inducing.
>>27433768the jp server is a bit of a mess and quite lived inEN will have more gens in the future as wellJPs might even visit the EN server for fun
>Kiara playing MCSufferkino>Gura playing MCSharkino>Mori playing MCProbably Cringekino and actual kino if she gets revenged on the Skelletons that keep killing her>Ina in MCMAXIMUM COMFYKINOINA PLAYING MC WHEN
>>27433893I-I'm sorry Mr. Gosling...you miss KINO__...
>>27433870Gura steals? No dignity.
>>27433833She has never been off of it.
>>27433877Gura luck stat
I don't play Minecraft but couldn't she just build her thing in a very big hole and then just fill it with water instead?
my gf just drank gas. what the fuck?
>>27433880I agree, it's really unfair to the other girls who have none of that
>>27433922maybe
>>27433880Yeah without all her talents and qualities she'd be nothing
Wait is this gonna be an actual Astel-tier Project?
>>27433782>>27433890Fucking horrifying, I hope my daughter never inclines this hard for her own sake
>>27433922Not in this stream
>>27433893haven't missed the dinner, but you missed some good stuff. Watch the archive.
>>27433893she knew a kid who cut their finger off on a shopping cart, then we went swimming, dumpster diving, and tried to hijack a forklift
>>27433889cursed... and funny...so, is it cunny?
>>27433865>bedroom is fuckedprobably should clean that up anon
>>27433833>Chicken spends a lot of time trying to find a village>Gura just spawns near one
>>27433893You missed out on a good time, don't worry though bro, I've been making sure she's had a good time
>>27433881Like others said I thought this was literally just some arcade games when the fuck did it become life simulator
>>27433630what site is that?
SHES FOUND THE SCRATCH TICKETS! LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>27433893>worrying about being late to your first date with Amelia>she ditches you 2 hours earlier for some other dudet-thanks watson
She's gonna get addicted...
>>27433892you're not under the age of 18 or a pedo. Good for you
I want to breed with Gura underwater...
>>27433904>>27433915that's actually retarded. does cover do anything right? who set it up for everyone on the jp side?
WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO BREED UNDERWATER
>>27433797>THE MEMES FBK.
I can't believe Ame is fucking deadhttps://streamable.com/w2qsc0
exploring a glitchy open world with Ame!
>>27433880>her natural charismalol
>>27433920>He doesnt drink gasoline straight from the tap with his autistic datengmi
Gura's BGM is driving me insane
>>27433922no, prismarine is hard to farm
>amelia gets queen of spadesYOU JUST KNOW
>>27433880Right? Just imagine how completely different her numbers would be if she was a completely different person in a completely different situation!
>>27433806
>>27433676
>>27433797anon why did you make this?
>>27433822Meant to reply to >>27433703
>>27433920>he doesn't want a hot-rod special
>>27433892Sounds like a (You) problem, this is top tier entertainment.
>This stream
>double villageFUCK THIS LUCKY SHARK
>>27433922eventually
>>27433892Why are you here to start with?
>>27433972kek
>>27433938Not really Atlantis if it ain't out at sea
>>27433893It's still going. Dinner hasn't started !!!
>>27433976NEVER EVER
>>27433922Hell no, not unless the rest help her
she's a gambling addict
>>27433924WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE VILLAGESYOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING START AT ZERO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE
>>27433893playback is on you can just rewind it
>>27433931>Ame playing MCGremlinkino screaming at Skeletons and deskslamming over Creepers
>>27433870Because she spawned near a village?
>look back at the Ame stream>she's buying a bunch of scratch off ticketsHoly kek
Ame is a gambling addict. Fuck bros I dont think I can afford her.
>>27433952*Bedrock
She found a 2nd village she can’t keep winning
>Two fucking villages in a server>Meanwhile Kiara...
Damn I thought she was just gonna wing it but she did her research
Ame...
>>27433844they won'tkiara said they're doing their own server because the jp one was too crowded, this has been their plan all along
>>27433976> Gura's is driving me insane*
Amelia please, that's enough gambling for today
>HER is slowly leaking out as she stops playing like shit
>>27433976UOOOOOHHHH
MY GF AMELIA IS A GAMBLING ADDICT
>I'm gambling to win money for our datehahaha..
>>27433976You will never escape. The shark has taken you already. Give in or suffer farther.
ahaha she's just babbling nonstop about what she wants to build, this is adorable
>>27433929ID is doing fine
Amelia's gonna fucking run me bankrupt, it's a good thing she has this holoEN gig.
>>27433922next year
>Not used to minecraftHmmmmmmmmm.
>>27433797>nanoconcoctionstop kek
>second villageIt's not fair
>>27433922It's going to take months. Probably have to recruit some builders.
>>27433922maybe next year
>>27433880Honestly? Yeah.
>this is too much for someone who's not used to minecraft
>we win we go again>we lose we go againamechama...
just...one...more...
the BGM is going on too long and it's loud!
>That's not how scratchers woork
>>27433922>YES AND WE CANT WAIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5IZOxoxbs&ab_channel=CamptilonFor%C5%93xaus
Gura just let me on your server so I have something to do...
I can't believe my girlfriend is a gambling addict!
>>27433983Thanks
What the fuck is this Luck 10 bullshit Ame
>>27434023Ame has been addicted to lottery tickets before I see
>>27433931Mama’inas should get access on the Minecraft server as well since she did most of the stuff on the AC island.
Ame is a fucking gambling addict, bros im already a gambling addict my oshi was supposed to help me improve not support my shitty tendencies
>>27433880No, she sings well and has a cute speaking voice, which helps with the ESL / JP guys
>>27433676i can feel my stamina returning, thanksogey
>Two villages right at the start for sharkKusotori....
>>27433972nice
>>27433972Can Amelia be isekai to real life?
>ANOTHER village
>>27434008calm down schizo, villages are one of the best additions to the game
>>27433997half this thread is here just to seethe, unfortunately
>>27433880This.When will chumchads accept that the only reason their oshi is so popular is because she has so many positive qualities.
>>27433795Evwy day until we wike it, huh?
>>27433956I think they patched it in at some point this summer. The game sort of caught on on Twitch for awhile so they added it in.
>>27434043Is that HER
>53k viewers>just for playing minecraftwhat in the actual fuck
>>27434044Wtf I want off this wild ride..
>>27433929Mori and Kiara...
>53k viewers for someone who has no idea what she's doingI don't get the appeal of Gura, but It's very obviously me who's missing something.
KIARA NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27434070Just fucking cheat 10k materials of everything while you're at itWhat a joke
>>27434076ES ELLA
You guys realize minecraft is extremely popular on youtube right?
>that PUCKIT'S FUCKING HER
>>27433986I really have no fucking idea friend.
>>27434010>Watching Ame destroy her desk from all the Creeper deathsFuck, I want them all to collab now
>"Can we spoon?"
ES ELLA
were there any instance that a baacharu actually went through on a dating simulation strimm? Don't tell me Ame is the first
>we're sharing the bed
Chicken...
Kiara....
>>27434103THE EXACT SAME BED STEALINGITS HER
>sees a villager in a bedOH NO
Ame bringing me to her place, later virgins
>>2743407754K :^)
>>27434077minecraft is pretty famous what are you trying to say?
>>27433818I want to upload more of them but getting accounts nuked regularly seems like a pain.
>>27433982Wh-where is her bikini bottom?
>>27434072You got me.
>>27434008When the fuck was the last time you played MinecraftVillages have been in the game for like 10 years
>i'm going to build ATLANTIS!>*finds underwater temple*>done
>"We're sharing the bed"IT'S HER
>squidwardvillagers BTFO
>>27434032That's half the distance of NA to JP
>>27434098Meds. Now.
villager oji-sans...
I still can't believe gura has iver 700K subs in a month's timehow did she do it?
>MOVE it squidward
>>27434098gura doesn't even have stone tools yet
>>27434077some holoJP get 40k on MC, this is not surprising
>going back to ames placebros, were in
That villager was literally me.
>>27433683>>27433683
>>27433997Because I like some of the other streamers? A radical concept, I know.
Oh shit, she let us in her house, we're in Goslings.
>Lives with grandmadropped
Ame's inviting me in to her house on the first date...
>>27433922eventually, probably.she keeps talking as if it's so easily doable, but this is an end-game project.
>grandma at the housebros.....
>GrandmaAmelia...
>>27434126cute
>Shes taking us homeHOLY FUCK TIME TO GET LUCKY
>>27434142Can't be you if it was me.
>>27433797"Played Goslings' heart, y'know"
>hates auto-jumpbased
>>27434096>Gura>no idea about Minecraft
WE'RE IN, TEACHADS
>>27433768>>27433768>>27433768>>27433768
90 FOV based
The more I watch Gura, the less that she sounds like HER.
Ame is an idiot
>>27434142No it wasn't you're playing this arcade game
I'M IN HER HOUSE! I MADE IT!
Here's our dinner, you jealous fags? The batteries are for Ame
>her grandmano..
>>27434142Stop dating Gura, go date with your goslings
>>27434142Amelia are you cheating on your date already?
>54k and no shadowbandid she finally make it?
>>27434142Ame X Gura confirmed
Kiara: dies to autojump dozens of times in her first couple of hours, refuses to turn it offApex Predator: turns off autojump as soon as she notices it's on
>>27434142ame, your nose reps...
>>27434142Gura in bed with Ame!
how would type out gura's laugh?
>>27434134Talent, memetic talent, and cute&funny
WE'RE IN HER HOUSE ITS HAPPENING BROS
Does anyone use autojump? I do not understand why it's on by default.
>>27433676What is exactly is the lore behind r.rrat?
>gura gets free villages while Kiara has to travel the worldwow this world is so much better
>>27433797COLGATE SHARK WITH THE WINNING SMILE>Mind if I bite?
>A GOOSE
she knows where auto jump is she's faking being new
>>27434142Ame we're on a date right now
AN ACTUAL GOOSECANT MAKE THIS UP LOLGOSLINGS MAKING A CAMEO
>>27434142goddamn right, get the fuck out of bed and back to pleasing your simps
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A BABY GOOSE?
>>27434184huu hah hah
>>27434142Then who was date?
>>27434077>>27434096>One of the most popular and accessible games ever>The most popular HoloEN chuuba playing itIt's not rocket science, anons
the BGM is actually driving me insane
>54k
>casually invited inAme that's very forward of you
>GauGura
Subaru..
>has a goose>baby goose is a goslingWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>54kshadow ban incoming
She's never building this thing, is she?
WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM BROS
>Asks for stone>Finds a caveMAXIMUM LUCK STAT
me and ame showering together...
>>27434184wuhahaha
>>27434136JUST STEAL THEM FROM A VILLAGE HAHAHAHA WHAT EPIC GAMEPLAY
>>27434198When did they add autojump? When I played minecraft last it wasn't there.
>ill take a showerconfirmed didnt shower before date
taking a shower with my date Amelia right now
>>27434096She's apparently missed quite a few patches, but other than that she knows what she's doing.
Ame just peed for us
THIS IS IT BOYSWE'RE IN HER ROOM
sea peko
>>27434198she said she hasn't played recently, not that she's never played.
>>27434210same thoughts
>>27433797Calli is sundowner cause boomerKiara is monsoon cause shes always falling apart
HEY BUDDYWANNA SPOON?
Were in the bedroom goys. Were gonna make it
I'm in Ame's room. I'll update you guys after, if you know what I mean.
>>27434021Have you got a single timestamp to back that up
>>27434134When this thing hits 888K, you're gonna see some real shit.
sousousousou...
>>27434096Her widespread appeal is rather easy to explain.>DUDE, CUTE SHARK LOLI BEING FUNNY, LMAOIt's all it takes to impress the average ironic weeb and gain normalfag momentum. She's not a bad Holo by any metric, but she does attract the worst type of fan possible, which isn't really her fault.
>iron alreadyLUCK 100
>>27434199What? Ame's in Gura's stream when she started. How are there two Ames?
>>274342321.10
>>27434077Ross work on the fucking MOVIE!
AAAAAAAAAAAA HER ROOMS MAKES ME WANT TO GOSLING AGAIN
I MADE ITSEEYA VIRGINS
>>27434184UUUUOOOOOOH
>>27434235She takes one once a week, she wanted to share the experience with you
this is the retard that stole guras nicknamewhy does he have a better gura skin than her
>>27434242Popular streamer and a popular game, pretty much to be expected
>>27434210thank fuck I'm not the only one
do the JP vtubers play with their inane bgm turned on constantly while playing minecraft?
I hope that this stream goes completely smoothly with no technical difficulties and no shadowbanning
>>27434210I'm loosing IQ with Gura BGM
>>27434077It's one of the most popular streaming games and Gura is hot right now, why are people surprised?
>avast, my seapickle rises
Is Ame streaming I don't see her?
Gura literally has more viewers than top twitch streamer xQc right now
>>27434259Pikamee... You don't have to change yourself...
>>27434251no you're notI am
I kid you not, they put sea pickles in Minecraft. Funniest light source I have ever seen
>>27434167Unironically it's the support from the viewers that's giving her life. She was always pretty quiet in downtime and if she wasn't playing off of them she'd be back to it
>>27434262>the worst type of fan possible5 year olds?
>>27434188Grandma's staring holes at me. I don't think it's happening bros.
>>27434268That room is way too clean and has too few rats to be Watson's.
>>27434287Members only, loser
YUP, I'M IN
me and ame boinging on the bed...
>>27434287Try not being poor
>>27434271Why didn't Cover get them to reserve their names before debut?
bgm currently entrancing 53k people
SHES TUCKING US IN
Gura is gonna let the song keep going this loud until someone sends an akasupa to tell her to turn it down, isn't she?
>>27434256What happens at 888k?
AME TUCKING ME IN
>Ame jumps on bed>falls off towards the bedside tableIT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>27434287Members only
>>27434280yes
>>27434271knowing Cover's incompetence, they probably reserved the account but then lost the credentials for it or something
>>27434270>imagine licking Ame's sweaty gamergremlin pits
Damnit, they should be in JP server.
>>27434280pekora's modified super bunny man music plays over everything.
>>27434279You can't just post unknown.jpg for every stream anon. It ruins the effect.
>>27434281It’s how she traps you in her viewership
>>27434259Poor pikamee...HoloEN really screwed her over, she will never be the same.
>>27434287We're on a private date. She just introduced us to her grandma.
Yungle
>>27434245her roommate was streaming it like 6 weeks ago
GOSLINGS LITERALLY SHARED A BED WITH AME, WE DID IT BROS!
>>27434305Because they're rarted
I wonder what her reaction's gonna be when she finds out about undersea temples which are basically just what she's trying to build
>>27434287dw bro it'll be up in 24 hours for non members
>>27434287Sorry bro, she's with me
>already has an iron pickalready faster than Kiara's stream
>>27434300>>27434303Oh, carry on then. Don't care enough to pay.
gura straight up speed running this
>>27434279Begone, foul ayame hexposter.
Man we're in Ame's house with Subaru
>>27434271Triplegay lebsian WifuAre you sure that's not Gura?
>>27434210Good thing I was already insane before watching
>Mommy's little angelDear god please someone clip it, please
>>27434113>No peko Fucking fix it faggot.
>>27434305>Cover>helping their holosAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27434287Member's only 24 hour stream.
>>27434262>It's all it takes to impress the average ironic weeb and gain normalfag momentum. She's not a bad Holo by any metric, but she does attract the worst type of fan possible, which isn't really her fault.I mean, she plays her character like a ten-year-old tiktokke and panders to these kinds of people on purpose because she knows it's guaranteed popularity.
>>27434339Because she knows what she's doing. It just has to come back to her because clearly she hasn't played for a while.
>>27434280>he doesn't listen to Peko's 15 second song loop during her 4 hour Minecraft streams
>>27434320pekora's theme slaps
>>27434326>Two down thumbs
Jelous?
>>27434134Cute design, cute voice, and the blessing of the Algorithm.
>doo doo doo doooooooooooo do do do do doooooSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lotsaloafabread
>>27434319There's already too much shit on their server as it is
feels great to be a gosling tonight>pic related: actually happened
>>27434343helps that god favors you with luck
>>27434280Pekora's BGM is better than the default Minecraft BGM
Pls send one GOING INSANE coupon. I'm about to drop out from listening to Gura's music.
>Ame drivingOh boy
Soon
>>27434329this is too coincidental I can't take it
>ame drivingUh.. Will we survive?
My daughter's such a comedian
Ame your driving reps...
>women driving
Damn that shovel dude got rekt
>>27434077The best game Notch never made.
>>27433922The logistics for this build are way beyond her. The generic Greek temple architectural style is simple enough, and she doesn't appear to be all that interested in detailing. It's the scale of the project that's concerning. Judging from how sloppily she cleared those villages + how she isn't decked out in full iron armour and tools by now, she's a through-and-through casual. I doubt she knows how to clear an Ocean monument, efficiently farm or dupe the huge amount of materials likely required for the build, or coordinate construction efforts with the rest of HoloEN. It's unrealistic to expect even half of the project to be complete by the end of 2020, especially if she is mostly working alone with pure vanilla mechanics.
This Amelia stream is so fucking adorable LOL I'm so glad to be a Teamate
AME MY GOLF CART WHAT THE FUCK
>>27434339not hard when you know a bit about the game
> this is minecraft, not sh-shovelcraft...I love Gura
>>27433589Where'd you get this picture of me?
>>27433922It'll unironically take months or a few years even while farming off-stream big, good looking underwater projects are really late game
>why do we need a shovel, it's minecraft, not shovelcraftpeak comedy
>Ame gets behind a wheel>totals the car in 5 secondsI know women are bad drivers but...
Not gonna lie bros, Gura's BGM is draining my IQ
I can't believe I got in bed with Ame...
>>27434374basado
Did Ame just get the golf cart stuck in like 15 seconds.Holy shit she really can't drive.
>>27434374ITS HAPPENING
>>27434319 They're probably welcome to visit JP server, but also want to have an EN server.
20 minutes until all the people who thought Ame's stream was starting now start showing up.
>>27434382ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER
Gura is right... this song does make you go " "! haha...a.ha.ha..a.
>>27434345No
>>27434367slaps what
>>27434191rrrr.rrrrrrAATTT
>>27434393
>Can I have you?>Come, be mine>PantingBros...
>>27434399sasuga maikura otaku
>>27434393SHE KNOWS
>>27434423They'll show up just in time for dinner.
>>27434305>Why didn't Cover...Yeah. We ask that everyday
somebody call PETA
>>27433769underrated
>>27434414Like Aqua's
>>27434391
>>27434414Its like watching a kids show
>>27434423supposedly, there's still the dinner. maybe she's timing it perfectly?
>>27434374incredibly based
>>27434428your moms ass
>>27434374the poster is nice
>>27434428slaps joe
>>27434374>>27434382>>27434393>>27434415this is actually pathetic
>>27434382I'm happy for the goslingposters. You guys aren't so bad compared to what's out there.
Was Gura good at building when she was HER?
not her but it's good
>water under waterjust say its goo and call it a day gura
Ame... your driving reps...
>>27434393Ame please notice me!
>>27434393>gooselingYOU CHEEKY CUNT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>ENs banned from JP serverbros...
>You can't build on JP server?>uhh nope
>>27434271That's me btw
>banned from JP server
>>27433922As someone who built a Prismarine farm. I'd be genuinely surprised considering Prismarine farms require some serious autism to build.
>Can you build on the JP server>Umm....nopeWhat the fuck? Why?
>you cant build on jp server?>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh nobased cover quarantining en
>>27434451I thought we started off great now i don't have a fucking clue what is happening
THIS BGM MAKE IT STOP
>>27434380You know minecraft worlds are infinite, right?
>>27433795bless
Reminder to never let Ame drive
>>27434423She didn't mention the time change at all, did she? No tweet or anything.
>>27434470Mama!
I just pictured Gura's greek inspired architecture on top of the sea. its kino
>>27434461I know its hard to believe, but it was worse
You guys are making Ame's stream look fun
GAS GAS GAS
GAS GAAAS GAAAAAAAAAAAASS
>>27434411You don't wanna play shovelforge with me?
>>27434446https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4
>>27434461>NO FUN ALLOWED
>HoloEN>can't build on JPs-sugoi
>>27434470
>>27434495Nothing. Didn't even acknowledge it on stream.
>>27434414I like it, but I'm going to be annoyed an hour from now
>no more little nice sharkITS
>>27434399She's sandbagging. In a past life, they played this game a lot. Same concept as DbD.
>can you build on JP>nodoes this mean no cross collab minecraft streams confirmed?
>>27434487cringe dogfucker in the wrong thread
>>27433769Kek I can dig it
THE CHUM ZONE
>ywn be bullied by amelia and gurawhy live?
SHE FUCKING SAID IT
Welcome to the chumzone
entering the CHUMZONE
THE CHUMZONE
Who fucking cares about Ame? Fuck off cucklings. Gura is playing minecraft now and that's all that matters.
WE IN THE CHUM ZONE BOYS
>Gura will never bully you back
YOU ARE ENTERING THE CHUM ZONEONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKS
>>27434501it's going to be under the sea
Gura asserting her dominance by making JPs come play on EN server for collabs
WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONEONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKS
ENTERING THE CHUM ZONE
WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
>ENTER THE CHUMZONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>if you bully me you are entering the ChumZone
THE CHUMZONE IS BACK
WELCOME TO THE CHUMZONE
Collab ban ongoing, not a JP server ban
ENTER THE CHUMZONE
HER is slipping out...
directionaly challanged
>>27434470Mama and Gura sharing a bed together!!
>>27434391No
>>27434491I hope she makes it louder
Fuck you mods. I made a legitimate post that was full of good intentions. Stop destroying these threads with your bullshit moderation.
cUMZONE REFERENCE?
GURA WANT TO PLAY ON JP BUT NOT ALLOWED. FUCK YOU RETARDED EN MANAGER.
You're going to the Chumzone, Anon
>>27434247shit you right>GIVE WINE AUNT A CHANCE
WELCOME, TO THE CHUM ZONE
>>27434487>>27434486>>27434482>>27434480>>27434478>>27434515>>27434521>>27434525Based
>YOU'RE ENTERING THE CHUMZONE
>>27433797Finally...opponents worthy of my blade.
Going to the fair at night with my date Amelia
>>27434478>>27434480>>27434482>>27434486The only way for them to join the JP server is to become an english teacher in minecraft or work at the server's grocery store
>Gura wants to bully us backYES PLEASE
Do you think Gura will one day take all of us into her>CHUMZONE
>Enter the chum zoneSubtlety is certainly gone at this point.
>>27434470has GuraPapa/MaMa said anything about his daughter's success?
>>27434509https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/w1v1me.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/t9uk4j.mp4https://streamable.com/jb3ad4
IT WAS A MISTAKE,TO CHUM HERE.
>>27434525bad news for kiara
>Gura has yet to build a shelter
>>27433922To that scale under water? It's not gonna happen any time soon if ever.
What the hell is happening, this was just supposed to be a simple date
>>27434472
>>27433922If she hires me as a builder i will finish it in 1 week
>>27434461I know. If it was Gura it'd be fine :(
THE CHOOM ZONE
No wonder she wasn't driving in the intro
>>27434563>Banned from /vg/
>>27434490She's taking you for your forever home
>>27434382>>27434393what a fucking date
How does she keep getting left and right mixed up
>>27434519I doubt she even knows she fucked up.
>>27433676Ogey
>>27434563you're retarded you fucking faggot
>>27434570based on what?
>>27434563>Ban Evasion
does anyone have ame's member date stream intro, I missed it.
>>27434563Kill yourself retard
WHAT THE FCUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWHY IS AME LIVE AND WHY HAS IT BEEEN 80 MINUTESITS FUCKING 5 IN THE MORNINGWHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Didn't she mean the collab ban? They can't build at JP server yet, but they will be able in a few days
>>27434393No fucking way
>>27434561Tomorrow, the rabbit dies.
Gura please employ 20 shrimps to do your bidding...
ok amefags what the fuck is happening on ame stream? all i see is a bunch of gosling posters so i suppose she said something goslingposting-related but i'm not sure
WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONEONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKSQUIVERING GILL, DOUBLE JOINTED CLASPERSFRESH JAWS, CLOACAL EJACULATIONFIRST THE BITE, THEN THE CHUMMY DICK IS IN LOVE WITH PAINCHUMMY, CUTE AND FUNNYSMOOTH MY DICK WITH SANDPAPERBITE OFF MY COCKSTEP ON MY TINY BALLSCHUMBLAST ME AND MAKE IT SNAPPYCHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUMCHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUMCHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUMCHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUMWHAT'S ALL THE CHUMMOTION?MY PAPA FELL INTO A CHUM BUCKETMY PAPA GLAZED MY FACE WITH CHUMFERTILIZE A LOLI WITH HUNK SPUNKCHUM SPUNK IN MY TRUNKCHUM CRAVING TODDLERCHUM DRIPPIN' CUNNYCHUMMY RAE JEPSENCHUM ME MAYBECHUMMY BOTTOM BOYNIGHT OF THE LIVING CHUMNEFARIOUS CHUM MASTERMINDCHUM MAKES ME FEARLESSCHUM CRAMMER, COCK SLAMMERCHUM SLAMMED YA MUMMAIL YOUR MUMS BITES OF MY DICKA!CHUG THE CHUM, FUG YA MUMFUCK MY ASSHOLE FULL OF CHUMTHREE LITTLE WORDSGET FUCKED, BARRACUDA.CHUM STUFFER, CHICKEN FUCKERFUCK MY CHUM PUDDLEBOTTOM STUFFER, SEMEN HUFFERWOULD LOVE A SHARK TO FUCK MEUNDERCOOKED BABY SHRIMP PENISESHELP AME'S DOG GET A HUGE BONERWATER BONG FULL OF NIGGERMAN CHUMACCIDENTALY DOXXED MY OWN ASSI BARELY HAD ANY TENTACLES INSIDE MEWHO ATE ALL MY CHUM? A MYSTERYCHUM DETECTIVE HOT ON THE TRAILMORI MAKES MONEY, I MAKE CHUMMIES
Beds were a mistake
>>27434486Jealous of success.
>>27434563>doxposts>FUCK YOU MODS WHY CAN'T I DOX POST
WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONEONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKSQUIVERING CLAM, DOUBLE JOINTED DOLPHINFRESH TUNA, ELEGANT SURFACE BREACHINGFIRST THE SHRIMP, THEN THE CHUMMY SHARK IS IN LOVE WITH SALMANCO-OP SHARK FEEDINGSTUFF MY FISH INTO A FURNACESTITCH MY FISH SHUTPRESSURE COOK MY GREASY FISH BALLSCHUMBLAST ME AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
I'm busy on my date with ame, did gura actually say the chum zone thing or are people stretching the truth for the meme?
>>27434563Get fucked nigger.
>>27434563>good intentions>doxxingThink really, really hard about this. You fucking phonenigger.
>the schizo came backTHE CHUMZONE IS CALLING ME, IT SAYS "FUCK THIS THREAD"
>>27434470TIO!
>screenshot>20:21
>>27434563you actually need fucking meds
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>27434592Escaping the country with Amelia!
>>27434628literally nothing
>>27434393Holy fuck lol.
>>27434628yea so far it sounds like an usual ame stream
>Gura confirmed gay/lesbian
>>27434628she literally slept with a gooseling
Gura is pretty boring not gonna lie.
>>27434592We are going mudding with our white trash gf
Time for the fair
>>27434630>>27434638FUCK
>You're car sick?>Just throw up out the side!
Gura's done more in a half hour than Kiara did in three days
>post yfw you feel blessed for living in the same era as Ame and Gura
this horse has godly speed, wtf
>>27434461you're just mad you'll never go on a date with your holo
>You are entering the chum zoneYES GURA FINALLY
>Gura has a FUCKING HORSEGura's luck is unstoppable
When the fuck did our arcade date become an amusement park date
>>27433659>minecraft>boostOh yeah the other holos must be swimming in views from all the minecraftTogepi can even pull 3.2k on a minecraft!
>>27434628she got a goose and called it "gooseling"
>>27433795Uhh Homestar, her name is Pekora
>>27434538Based. Our daughterwife is the protagonist of hololive. Everyone else is just a side character in her story.
I'm at the fair with Ame now
Peace.....
will we have a romantic ferris wheel ride teachads?
>>27433630>>27433637>>27433647>>27433658>>27433770>>27433833>>27434077>>27434096>>27434121>>27434209>>27434220>>27434242>>27434307I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS
>>27434612
>>27434563Amelia attracts the crazy fuckers
>55K
>getting multiple villages, horses, sheep, all in her spawn areaman, and they say ame is the lucky one
>>27434628We're on a date.
Amusement park with Ame!
>already has a horseThis is a fucking god start, which is why it's all going to fall apart
Going to the amusement park with my girlfriend, Amelia.
>>27434366I fucking love Pekora’s bgm loop. In fact it is playing in my head manually now.
>>27434605I thought I got the time wrong
>>27434184guhaha!
>>27434616meds anon
CN and Holostars have servers anyway, this isn't new. All the important branches have their own servers.
>gets super fast horseomg this luck
I fucking love Gura's surprised reaction.
>carnival timeoh yes...
I'm going to chum bros
>>27434662an unexpected sakurako but a welcome one
>>27434671pls andastant, birb brain.
>>27434563If this post was on /jp/ why were you banned from /vg/? Unless you made the same one again you stupid fucking crossboarder.
Bros our date with Ame is going so well
>Found two villages>Found a bed in her colors>Found a cave>Tames a hoseAnd it's not even an hour
>>27434592You knew what you signed up for when you watched her debut.
>>27434663ogey
>>27434563Kys
>we're gonna go on the ferris wheel with Ameliathis reminds me of the time I took a girl to a fair and I came up with this idea to tell her that it's tradition here to kiss when you are at the very top
>bok bokITS HER
>>27434602lysdexic
gura said we can see her butt
Why is she using an axe to kill the animals?
>>27434423I feel sad for the EUbros who are going to wake up just for Watson's date.
>>27434712HoloID...
anyone else here not giving half a cunt suck wether she starts atlantis or not this stream? I'm having fun
>>27434628It's a completely normal stream
>>27434563>/wfg/lmao
>bok
>makes chicken soundsIT'S HER
>>27434673
>>27434740it does more damage
>>27434724Poor kiara and her villageless spawn
>>27434563>dateFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>27434563Post your address and I'll unironically send you a box of meds. It's for a good cause.
>Gura is going further and further from spawn and nobody will be able to find her Atlantis again, probably including her
ELLA
>>27434052How was that "new" expansion with the Chinese? Any good, reviews didn't seem so hot.
>>27434740It's the next best thing to a sword and has other utility.
>>27434478It's propably cover's hand, they planned multiple En generations so in order to keep servers organized for crossover events between EN and JP
this could actually take a whole year, but honestly that would be fucking amazing to see finally finished
>>27434663Oh, gey.
>>27434736how'd it go?
>watching amelia date>its ok but nothing special outside of getting in her bed>see chumbuds having funi want to drop amelia's stream but.... i dont wana abandon her...
>>27434565The Indogs get play with JPs but EN is kept out. The sour grapes narrative is real.
>the music >the ambience>no other humans around in gamegoddamn i am fully enthralled in this date
why did they ban holoEN from holoJP servers.Is it because of the chinese again?
>>27434572NOW THERE'S A PRETTY MEME! EXQUISITE!
Is Gura the highest viewed stream right now?
Paying for Ame's hospital bills!
>>27434736well, did you?
>>27434671>someone who clearly knows how to play vs someone who was playing for the first time
>>27434741Yeah its right here dummy
>>27434740Axes deal more damage than swords now, in single target at least
>SOPs typing hola in chatTHEY'RE HERE
>>27434311It's no different from a Shion Minecraft stream, really.
>>27434563>>27434762Oh shit yeah that is a false flag on top of a false flag
Lucky shark can’t stop winning
>>27434782Watching both with volume maxed but my brain feels like its dying on the inside.
>>27434736>I came up with this idea to tell her that it's tradition here to kiss when you are at the very topWhat? No you didn't, dumbass. That's what you're actually supposed to do.
>how do I get paper>sugar cane literally appears max luck
>>27434593This never made sense.
>>27434664We know
Teamates looking like absolute chads while chummers look like this.
>>27434740ever since the retarded 1.9 update axes do more damage than sword but are slowerstone axes one hit animals if you crit them by falling
>>27434801
>>27434563>2019>/vg/I hope this shit post and (you)s were worth the actual ban you just got for ban evading a ban you never even got in the first place.
this was suppose to be a relaxing minecraft stream where I can lay down and watch but the BGM is killing the mood...
>>27434782Watch gura's later in the archive, the amelia date wouldn't feel the same not live
>>27434420>>27434412>>27434494Don't worry
>>27434801Bad Gura pull them back up!
>>27434736based teamatethis makes me laugh cause I feel like we've all pulled that same shit before
yeah gura youre doing a real good job pretending to be a newfag at this game
@27434786fuck off
>>27434788i mean, trying to play any sort of game across the pacific ocean fucking sucks
>all these people asking why it isn't on JP serverJesus christ the amount of newfaggotry in this shithole.
What an amazing view...
>>27433980Guardian farms are quite fast IIRC just a pain in the ass to build, doubt anyone in Hololive is technical eough to set up farms desu
THREE (3) villages
At this rate Gura is going to slay the Ender Dragon by the end of the stream.
>>27434096Same, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. While I do enjoy her singing and muse dash streams everything else is boring to me.
>ANOTHER VILLAGE
> ANOTHER FUCKING VILLAGE
>Another village Kiara...
>>27434590She has a bed, nomad til the sea.
>>27434765They actually censor your address if you post it in postal format, look:123 censored street, censored town, XXTry it!
>>27434727Probably edited the post and ban message together.
shit this date is actually turning out pretty good
>>27434630BASED
Whats the real reason /hlg/ gets so mad about EN?
>>27434826>can't read
haha funny joke...
>>27434839kek
>>27434836She fucking said she's played it before.
so for non-schizo the reason no jp server.the collab ban is still in effect
>>27434688This is exactly the image I had in my mind
Wouldn't it be a better idea to build near spawn point? The plan for the EN server is uncoordinated.
>>27434817seabed goo is an actual thing
Gura is literally pewdiepie what the fuck
Akua affinity
Don't stop the BGM
>>27434664Brave but based.
At least Kiara skin is way better
>>27434867because it has absolutely demolished holoJP's numbers
god this date is so comfy
>>27434856Interlinked
>JOERGENWHAT THE FUCK RETARDED YOUTUBE CHAT PEWDIEPIE FAGGOTS
>chat flooded with kidsnice stream
Gura's music is starting to drive me insane
>>27434867The fucking retards it brought with it. EN itself is fine.
>she fell for it
why was Kiara's world so unlucky?
>poodiepoo horse nameUH OH COPYRIGHTBROS
>split hlgg>Hololive Global>Amefag Schizosmeidos onegai
>>27434623ThisMe and 5 more autistic chimpanzees can finish this project in a week
>>27433938You need a flying machine for that, doubt they know how to do to build one
jorgen? more like peterhausen
>>27434847THREEEEEEE
>>27434896it's called family friendly
>>27434801UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD'S BUTT!
>>27434840collabs would be nice even if its laggy. Not like they're doing something like pvp for it to actually matter. 200ms+ isnt so bad.
>Joergen>YoergenWhat did she mean by this?
>>27434856Yeah. The best part of any of those things is the ego boost knowing that someone wants to do them with you.
>>27434664
>>27434860**** ******** **,**********, ** *****wow crazy
>>27434888
>>27434856yes no nosaving myself for the next life
>>27434867Because it isn't Japanese girls making retarded sounds for 2 hours
>>27434856what's the situation on 5ch goslings
>>27434896UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>JorgenI hate pewdiepie fans so much
>>27434904because God hates her, she said so herself
>>27434868What am I missing, then. The ban was from 2019 and was for a /vg/ post. What's that got to do with the post from last thread about going to Ame's actual RL house to be a creeper.
pewdiepie and gura colab when?
I want to throw up but I don't want to spoil Ame's fun...
>>27434882She wants to build atlantis and started nowhere near any water.
am i the only one who doesn't give a fuck about the BGM?
>>27434860Lemme try!124 Indian Trail, Crestview, FL
I'm still grieving over the loss of EN-JP Minecraft collabs...
>>27434801IM COOMING
Can someone tell me why Watson started 2 hours earlier and there's nothing on twitter or anything?
>she clearly said she'll name her horse Joergen>next Pew video will have him watch this clip of her and comment it>Gura explodes in popularityIs it over...?
>>27434769Don't worth, broken mythic unit, broken God Powers and souless units... on top of that the campaign is underwhelming compared to the Atlantean one
BASEDASED
>>27434904Kiara has base -99 LCK
>>27434896Yeah I'm thinking Gura is targeted a little under my demographic...
>>27434867They aren't Japanese
>>27434865I was enjoying this up until the fair. I know it sounds autistic but it reminds me of the time I was on a date with a girl at a fair and ended up accidentally breaking her nose.I just want to go back to Ames home.
>Pewdiepie nameWhelp, it was nice while it lasted, gonna jump off this train before she collabs with Pewdiepie
>>27434897I have to watch in mute it was cute the first time but its annoying now
>>27433861underrated
>>27434856yesyesno
Has gura shown her coords yet? Do we know how powerful her rig is?
this proves she doesn't watch him at least
Sharing freshly squeezed lemonade with Ame!
>>27434845Even then, Guardian farms are still slow for stuff like dark prismarine which you have to manually craft yourself. Not even Pekora would set up a large Guardian farm, so I don't see Gura being able to set up one on stream.
I can see Pewds actually collabing with Gura
>>27434946Winrar, sending my gamer bottles now
>>27434893Based
>>27434836Good lord, overalls killing me.
>>27433676https://files.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
Help me, I'm reverting back to Gosling
>>27434867They are a group of hardcore weeabo, who can't enjoy anything if not a JP.
A human being on this planet has already started drawing porn of Gura getting fucked by Jorgen’s massive horse penis. Think of that.
>Can’t read>knocked self out with knee> still gonna fucking build Atlantis > found 3 villages before kiara found 1> has horse
>>27434941Never
>Ame yawning on our dateBros...
>>27434897>starting to drive me insane>startingAnon you're on /jp/
>>27434856nono no
>>27434954please no
>>27434860hunter2
>>27434942I swear to god if you're the motherfucker killing himself with kitkats again.
>>27434946OH FUCK NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GURA = PEWDIEPIE
>>27434664You forgot to add the -peko
>>27433861my theme song
>>27434882they can just build nether highways later on
>>27434860lemme try:420 hunter2 street, hunter2 town, H2Did it work?
>>27434954Pewdiepie probably doesn't want to unleash his fans on hololive. He said before he understands the damage they can do and purposefully avoids playing certain clips for smaller creators.
>pewdiepie but it's a cute shark loliI'm scared numberbros
>>27434904actually Kiara would probably get lost and not even find village one
>>27434954It's time to fight kids, m8.
>>27434954I think it is safe to say that FBK is going to be beat to the 1mill mark.
>>27434947As if they're not gonna do special collabs setup like "OMG [Insert HoloJP] joined the EN server!"
Bros.. My name is Joergen...
When is the pewdiepie and Gura collab?
>>27434945No. Just that everyone who doesn't give a fuck doesn't make posts about how they don't give a fuck about it.
>>27434972Yeah an Intel penetium gtx 550 2gb ram
>OI aussie confirmed?
>>27434867Not Japanese enough for the wapanese
>>27434954oh nonoNO
>>27434954>Gura explodes in popularityThat already happened
>>27434946Ill be there with an axe in 55 mins brother
>>27434992She's getting tired since we've been having so much excitement
>>27434856YesYesYesWhat do I win?
>shark showing up in Kiara's Mario Kart streamVery cute. Timestamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQOk93TwLM&t=1h26m24s
>>27434954The numberfags will cream themselves if he does.
>>27434945this people don't know about luna bgm
>>27434992SHE'S GONNA TAKE A NAP ON MY LAP
>>27434946anonchama.., your retard reps
>pronounces crayon as cranI had forgotten these memories
Reminder that as the Holos grow bigger, their collabs with other YouTubers are inevitable. Enjoy Pewdiepie playing Minecraft with Gura. I fucking hate this world.
>>27434856Of course not
UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>oh that snake is bigyes it is honeywanna hold it?
Has Gura beaten Aqua yet?
>>27434565The collab ban is still a thing until 10/12.The collab ban is still a thing until 10/12.The collab ban is still a thing until 10/12.I'll keep saying it until IQ <80 sharkniggers get it.
>>27435026dang. that will never be obsolete
WINNUH YO GUZ WINNUHS TAKE HER OUT ON A GOOD NIGHT GOSLANG BRO
>>27434856YesDoes kissing girls while being in kindergarten count?_no
>>27434954drop now while we have a chance
>>27435034esl-kun...
I like Gura but i hate chumbuds, what do?
>>27435013who are you quoting? not paying attention
>>27434972>She shows her coords>Graphics card is a 3080>Processor is a thread ripper>resolution is the divine 640x480
>>27434856yesnono
>>27434856No to all
>>27434940Multiple bans stack on the banned page. He never cleared it and is just seeing the expired ban notification now, the /jp/ ban is behind the post.
>theyoh no no no no
>>27434664You post this exact same thing verbatim like every stream, barracuda. We can tell you're a samefag.
>>27435027Oi is pretty common in every country
>>27435021How did it feel to have Gura on top of you bro...
>>27435048Nah I'll enjoy Mori making banger tracks with indies around the world thank you.
>>27435012>understands the damage they can dowhat damage
Bros... we're gonna get Ame that giant teddy bear
why the fuck do you all even know anything about pewdiepie
>>27435055A while ago, yeah.The rabbit dies tomorrow.
>>27434954He doesn't interject himself into smaller channels ever since a certain incident.
>>27434856yes to all
>>27434157>At some cushy Vietnamese puppet-show forum
>>27434904people with big noses are scared of austrian
>>27434572Did Pekora ever play Rising?
>>27434954yagogey
>>27434191>ogey>rrat>???>profit
>>27434856no,no,no
>>27434954It would be so fun, imagine the sheer seething in these threads
>>27435099pewdiepie is based
>>27434945Just listen to it for hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm6j-S8eonU
Pewdiepie aside for a moment, I'd like to point out the fact when seeing the name Joergen her first instinct was to pronounce it Yoergen.Now this might be because she liked pewdiepie in the past, or, you know..
>>27435037Nice try, bluemouth freak.
>>27435099Me and Felix hang out together
>>27434856YesYesNo
>>27435037That's the wrong shark man
>Memes Pewdiepie >Memes YagooI hate YouTube chat so fucking much
who goes to the amusement park at night? spooky as fuck.
>>27435105>>27435012I hope so, I mean he's not retarded right?
I'm not bothered by the music...
>>27435080Oh, I wouldn't know because I don't get banned like a retard. Just change my post to hope it was worth getting banned again, then.
>HAHAHAHAHA NAME IT YAGOO WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY, YAGOO YAGOO YAGOO LOL
how does sleeping work if there's multiple people on the server? Only advances time if you're the only one online?
>>27434947JP Minecraft server is a clusterfuck.
>>27435090flooding the chat or forum with shitty copy-pasted memes and derailing it with pewdiepie references
Finally confirmation for her timezone
>>27434831>first time watching a holo minecraft streamYou'll learn to start hearing the BGM when you see a fucking block by the end of this conditioning, just like so many do with Pekora's BGM
>>27435074>640x480gura plays competitive csgo
I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY
>>27434954I'll make sure that happens
>>27435099ThisI had zero clue that that was his name
>>27435048good, numberchads will never stop winning
>there's lots of villages everywhereJust rubbing it in at this point.
>>27435073Same bro. I don't associate with them despite liking Gura
>>27435099didn't knew it until the chat spazzed out
>>27435099It's not me it's my roommate haha.
EN wont play ARK They will have Rust arcHow do you feel about this?
Gura... P-please change the background music...
>>27435090Imagine what would happen if even a fraction of a fraction of a percent of your average pewds viewer found their way here in other words it would turn into /v/
>>27435099I collect knowledge about everything in this world, even the cringe.
>>27435105what incident?
>>27434856noyesyesweird
>>27435099I don't even know why he's being mentioned.
>>27433681Stay strong deadbeatbro! Hang in there!
>>27435090The amount of retards that will flood the other channel.
>>27435122or, knows of the existence of Sweden outside of your meme hero icon plebbitor child.
>>27435122Isn't it obvious? How else would you?
>>27435152
>>27435141in pure vanilla everyone online has to sleep for the night to skip
Just a PSA, stop bringing your Goslingposts to Hololive's subreddit. This place doesn't need more eyes on it than it already does ok. That is all.
>>27434856Man even 5ch has survey posters
>tfw Gura will be the Holo bringing in the flood of normalfags and underaged zoomers into the vtuber sceneWelp, time to look for a new hobby. Maybe gardening is a safe haven.
>literally sleeping with her horseThere isn't even room for "you just know"
>>27435074>YouTube still crashesclearly gura needs more money
>>27434896b-based gura viewers...
>>27435099The same way I know about Final Fantasy 7 even though I haven't played it. You fags talk about it on the internet.
>>27435161villages aren't rare
>>27435099Pewdiepie isn't complete garbage now and his Minecraft series was bretty good.
>"If you guys win that teddy bear for me I'll step on you as a reward"holy shitamelia knows what she is doing 100%
>>27435161It's the EN server. Now everyone has a village.
>>27435099cool guy desu, he lets me fuck his wife
>>27435099This, I didnt even know it was a reference to him until chat spammed it
>>27435166I just like watching people play together
>>27435058Explain why they make their own server.
>>27435099Zoomers
>>27435099>why do you all know anything about one of the most well-known personalities of our timeyou don't exactly have to seek him out
guras family friendly shit is getting boring she needs to learn how to entertain without swearing because she clearly doesnt know how
>>27434461it's better than posting their fucking selfies
>>27435105Yeah, happening cancelledThat was a close one
>>27434801UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOH
>>27434867Numbers.It's why they hate Shark the most, she btfo so many of their oshis some of them she's probably never even heard of even now
http://poal.me/mx7mka
His name is Jurgen. He smells like a Jurgen.
>>27435153>he doesnt know about the divine resolutiontake the terrypill, CIAnigger
I hate to admit it but this is the first Gura stream that I'm not enjoying.
>>27435073last time I saw someone saying that he was also a schizo that antiposts about her for some reason, so basically I don't want you
>We're gonna vote for Dubyawtf is Gura Misha?
>>27435099I unironically think he is a cool guy now and grew up a lot trhu the years yet his fanbase is trash so that's that I often watch him
>>27434904Kiara was in it.
literally nothing wrong with pewdiepie
>>27435166omega based that game fucking blows
>THE SAME VILLAGE
Teamates...
>>27434856No
>>27435175the funny one
>>27435186I'm saying she's Scandinavian anon
>>27435214Because theyre doing a minecraft collab on the weekend and will need a fucking server?
>>27435166I'm ok with this, rust is fun.
>Searching for ocean in the middle of the mountains.
>>27435187Abe....
>>27434867Idolfag schizos think gook girls are magical snowflakes that have some kind of unique quality.
>>27435099Know thy enemy. If zoomer memes appear, deploy counter measures or scramble asap.
>>27435234It's the music.
>>27435198based
You know date-stuff aside this game has a shit ton of content in it for one guy making it, when I realized the arcade was about 20% of the game I was pretty surprised
>>27435186Anon... your reading reps...
>>27434946>>27434860Anons...
>>27435171Gura louder
"Wheeee!"
I don't get the appeal of Gura just like I didn't understand the appeal of HER. And don't say cunny, because I am a lolicon.
Gura's gone a long way from spawn. If they're not gonna have teleporters, I'm wondering how the HoloEN server is gonna pan out. I like how clustered together everything is in the JP server.
>>27435193she already has
>>27434393shhhshe will always love you
>>27435171if you play perkora bgm it overrides it mostly
>>27435099I'm in the same boat mang, i assumed it was a Fairly Odd Parents reference
Thanks for winning me that cockring Ame
>>27435202That's not really much of a reward though.
>>27435149What was it?
>>27435099>HURRRRR LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A CULTURED OLDFAG I AMShut the fuck up. I don't watch him but anyone on the internet in any capacity have heard of him.
>>27435175Probably when he mentioned E;R because E;R does funny movie reviews but his humor is too edgy for faggots to tolerate.
Gura confirmed clean shaven
Ame ordering food is cute
I wouldn't mind if the for gura's bgm was ride on time instrumental played in the background for a bit
>>27435264I know. I want to look this game up now, because judging by the name it sounds like it started as a "coin game" simulator and he just expanded from there
>gura has a thick bushCHUMBROSS
>>27434954One of the things that made Ai so popular was Pewd's videos featuring her, I wouldn't be surprised if he did it again.
TREE STUCK
I don't know what Jorgen is but it sounds like Gura is ruining hololive EN right now
>>27433635That's actually a good! example of a date.Dates aren't always supposed to be dinners at fancy restaurants. That's just a movie cliché, and most people are too boring to deviate from it.Women want you to take them on an enjoyable experience.
>>27435234You enjoyed Pacify?????
>Why is everyone's bushes so thickHoloEN confirmed for not shaving
>>27434880Who cares, why does everyone keep complaining about this? EN server is way better, we get to see it from a fresh start without all the random crap JP has already built.By the time we start getting EN gens 2 and 3 and even past that, it would just be way too cluttered without their own server.
>>27435234Same. Maybe it's because I'm not into Minecraft.
GURA'S THICK BUSH
Would you enjoy living as Gura's horse?
>>27435278She's a meme right now. fotm or whatever
Ame's playing FPS games even on our date
>>27435249im american as shit and my instinct would be to pronounce that as yorgen too
>she trims
>>27435193You don't get it; the zoomers were always here. This board is 80% zoomzooms. You never had it more zoomy than 20 20, buddy.
>>27435287>pekora bgm
All these gosling posters are fucking pathetic.
>>27435175He tried giving attention to smaller youtubers he thought deserved it at one point, but people dug into his recommendations and found "questionable" videos on one of the channels. Immediately used them to try and paint him as some kind of racist. Now he just doesn't do that anymore.
Thick bush confirmed.
>>27435279She really hasn't. She did a big loop back to the 2nd village she found. And she can give the other ENs the co-ordinates when she finds water.
>>27435249I think most english speakers pronounce it that way, realizing its a Scandinavian name.
>>27435295Ruined!
>>27434568I'm not the only one who suddenly wants to hear them sing Metal Gear Rising songs, right?Mori's got the pipes for Red Sun and The Only Thing I Know For Real, for sure.>>27435111Nobody in Hololive has streamed it yet and it's a goddamn shame.
>>27435287Put Aqua bgm on top of it and you are gucci.
>>27435264This fair feels really nostalgic, but I guess maybe they're the same everywhere
>>27435330Not as pathetics as a sad sack of shit like you.
>>27434856CELLS INTERLINKED
>>27435301>Lolibaba with think bushSounds hot
>>27435292Check next time she sleeps.
>Haha alt+f4 very funnyoh good she's not that retarded
>>27435308Such as dumpster diving
Gura rideing the White Horse of the pale rider .... themeatic
WHY IS THIS(AMELIA(HER(S*CH*))) BUSH SO THICK?!
>>27435329Pekora's BGM is top tier, get some taste nerd
I want to rape Gura and make her cry
Gura is really trying to hide her potato specs, eh?
>>27434953It's because she's fucking retarded and still has no idea she was early. Amefag here btw.
>>27433577>>27433683>>27433880>>27433982>>27434801>>27435152
>>27434393What the fuck, the date is already going? It was supposed to be at 4 am starting now, I literally just woke up to record it
>>27435234I'm on the date with Ame right now but it can't possibly be worse than Pacify.
>>27435307meds
Throwing up with Ame after getting motion sick from the rides!
>>27435344I think I might actually suffer brain damage if I do that.
>>27435359SHADOWFAX, LORD OF HORSE
>>27435279Hopefully when the collab ban ends they either move there or cover gets whoever set up the JP server to make an EN server with all the plugins. This realms stuff is actual retardation when they already have the resources
>>27435264Shit like this made me wish I kept up on game dev. It's dope seeing the amount of things he branched out and made and it's obvious he has plans for even more
>>27435258Nip girls, I am sure they hate gook girls too
>>27435190Just dox the ones that clearly take content from here.We already know isadsmile or something like that was his name, and he had a DeviantArt account.
Getting sick on fair rides with Ame!
>1 hour of being lost
Amelia, you dumb fucking bitch. I wanted to sit, stop putting words in my mouth.
She keeps going back to the same village.
>>27435252And how do you know they will play on the JP server after ban collab?
>>27435310yes.
>>27435368pedomee...
>>27435329PEKORA BGM IS BEST BGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQIZBqTRPk&ab_channel=Gocchin
>>27435354Even birb wasn't that dumb
>>27435368Keep her away!
>>27435369sorry anon, we all got surprised. next time get the youtube notifications to play an alarm
>>27435355You joke now but this is an experience you're gonna remember for a long time; the time Amelia Watson took you dumpster diving on a first date.
I just realised, I don't enjoy watching any of the Holos' full streams; I just don't have the patience.I've been addicted to clips and happenings this whole time.
>>27435365Do not touch the shark.
Gura is being too bratty today bros, I think she deserves a spanking.
When is Gura going to find the sea?
For some reason this bgm makes my nipples fairly erect.
What's Gura hiding from the coords window? Her specs? Or the server info
Gura really doesn't want to leak her specs with f3
>going straight over a mountainSkyrim horse confirmed
She knows if she puts up the coordinates, people will make fun of her potato laptop. See this is the difference between those with stream experience and kiara.
This is great, I haven't gone to an Amusement park in like 10 years.
>>27435329Fuck you and your shit taste faggot
>>27435365Not if I rape you first.
Man I was ready for the arcade, going to the carnival with her is starting to hit me somewhere else
>>27435221No one asked you barracuda
>>27435397based
>>27435343It's a freakin' bummer. I'm sure the Holocaust hasn't made it any easier to stream either.
>>27435368
>maintaining 53k viewers despite literally nothing happening so far
>>27435410?
coordinates don't matter if she hasn't built or stored anything but I do wanna see specs
>>27435329Literally the best bgm in hololive and suits her personality perfectly
>fubuki only getting 1k views when gura is liveIt's over...
>>27435408We need to deploy oji-sans to her location asap.
BROS WASN'T THE DATE AT 7PM ?!?!?
>>27435099Christchurch
>>27434856yes to all, if my sister counts
that sighGura...
>>27435408Bad influence from Collabing with Ame
ITT pedophiles vs /r9k/
Not allowing the ENs on the JP server would be one of the most retarded decisions ever if it was actually made, it can only be mutually beneficial.
>>27435264Yeah it was pretty shocking when she left the arcade and then just...kept going.
Why do numberfags take so much pleasure in numberfagging? Were they always picked last in dodgeball or something and like feeling as if they're part of the winning team? Is it the dopamine hit they get from schadenfreude? Why would someone be more interested in *how* someone's performing than they would be in *what* they're performing? All of the above? None of the above?
>>27435412We already saw the server info, its a realm. Its account tied.
This EN server is already a failure with how far Gura is from the spawn point. Manager should have tried to find a better seed on the seaside
>>27435397what is this madness? it's actually overriding Gura's BGM
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWHY DID SHE MAKE IT 2 HOURS EARLIER????
>>27435456remember lads..
Teachads, this is not us taking Ame on a date.This is her teaching us what to do when we eventually go on a date. She is showing us how to take a girl out for a good time.
>>27435463We'll have to spank her too.
>>27435450>It's over...
Horse can't dieHorse is forever
>>27434904There is a god, and his heart is full of hatred.
THE PROMISED LAND
>>27435450What's she playing?
>>27435412Probably can't remember what info it gives exactly off top of head and is afraid of leaking something
>quits basketball after one gameComplete lack of Mamba Mentality™
>>27435455Sorry loser, Ame decided to go with me instead
>>27435343If Mori sang It Has to be This Way I'd donate $100 on the spot.
>>27435455oh no no no......
the promised land chumbuds
>>27435099chan lurker, nostalgia, lowkey redpilling.
>>27434867Kiara aside, none of the ENs are channelling enough of the idol vibes. It is an effort to tap into the lowest common denominator of fan, and risks shedding light on HoloJP and irreparably harming it.
>>27435234Ogey.This is 10/10 already.
>Casually finds the oceanGura has the best luck
>>27435464t. dogfucker
AME IS INCLINING!
We found it chumbuds, the promised land.
>>27435488Fall Guys
>>27435457Was the real tweet where this came from deleted?
Ah, here they are.
Getting back from work to see that Ame started the date early without me.
We did it, chumbuddies!
>>27435397Remember 9 hour Pekor RTA stream...
>>27435458it does
Atlantis rises again!
>>27435450Wait why is fubuki playing fall guys again? She already played it last night.
>>27435481ill make sure to take a girl dumpster diving
>>27435404>he didn't watch mori's recorder playing, happy meal playing, autistic noise making stream in full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3cwoo she did it
>>27435483Watch yourself, have you seen the chumbuds lately. They are built like tactical nukes.
>>27435355Yes.>element of risk of getting caught: check>unconventional activity: check>teamwork: check>cheating the system: checkIt's like a mini adventure
She's going to go into the water, find a temple, and then end the stream
it's already been an hour...
>>27435455We got in our car and picked her up early
>>27435481Gotta get those Lars reps in
>>27435476Can you not just set the spawn point to wherever they decide to settle?
>>27435516Just like a real date... Haha...
Had to hide Gura's chat, holy shit. First time it was lagging me out that much.
>>27435450She cant even get into a match...FBK...
>>27435329Do all chumfags have taste this shit or is it just this one?
>>27435458Unbelievably based
>are you annoyed yet?is this her pathetic excuse of a catch phrase?
>are you annoyed yet?This fucking shark
Gura should build a mosque.
>>27435249As a burger J=Y for Scandinavians is something I've known since middle school
>>27435481Yes, that's why this is kino
>>27435441>nothing happening so fartry harder next time
>>27435493>>27435538No but seriously, when did she change the time? I can't find any post anywhere
>>27435368This 5,000,000,000,001 years old woman is predating this cute innocent 9669 years old little girl! Please protect the shark!
Wait she has the brewing stand already??
>>27435099>why do you know anything about the biggest youtuber while watching a youtuber?
>>27435516sorry bro, she wanted to show you that you gotta stay on your toes for a date
Gura stole all of chickens luck that is her real power she is some sort of luck sea goddess
>>27435484I hope that FBK takes being beaten to 1 mil by someone that has been around for less then a month ok. She is such a sweet cat-fox and I hope that when she does eventually hit 1 mill she can have a nice celebration.
>>27435531so selling drugs while my date is at the corner looking out for cops would be a good idea ?
>>27435450Why fall guys, the server goes down for maint at 7 PST
>>27435528I think my fellow chumbuds can agree that this kind of behavior shouldn't be encouraged.
>>27435450cancel the nendo and give it to gura instead
>>27435546Install youtube_chat_shortener.
>>27435450Leave my fox friend alone you fish fucking pedo
>this is where the find startsWATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
>>27435234It takes a very high autism level to enjoy Minecraft
>>27435560she didn't post about a time change anywhere
>>27435522new season
>>27435561>predatingYeah, by a lot
>All those spachas telling her to press f3can they please stop she's not doing it
>>27435450playing fall guysIf I never see another fall guys stream, it will be too soon.
>I'm not under 21we know
>that accidental age doxxlmao
>this is where the fun begins>but then builds a house out of sand
>>27435560She did start early out of the blue. I found out literally because of her post that she set up the thumbnail
>>27435541Or they could all just go to gura's coords and place their beds there developing a coastal town in the process
So Gura is not playing the same server as Kiara and Mori?
>>27435481I'll let my date get hit by a car, thanks Amelia!
>>27435511I'll be there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27435458
Just woke up, what did I miss?
AME PLS
I fucked up.
Goslingbros...she's toying with us...
Fubuki = Freind Ame = Full date plus romantic dinner Hmmmm
>Ferris wheel BRO THIS IS GETTING TOO REAL
what the fuck amelia
>>27435499B-barracuda??
NTR'D BY ROBOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amelia...
>>27435099>why do you know anything about the most famous youtuber in existence who is a worldwide household nameAre you for real you fucking dumb nigger?
Are you?
OH FUCK IM GONNA GOSLINGWere gonna get a kiss bros
I didn't grow up with minecraft but this is the most fun i've had watching someone play it.
>>27435549I’ll say pekoras bgm isn’t bad until you really listen to it then it’s one of those brain rot themes like guras
>>27435579Did she just decide to start the stream two hours earlier? I planned my schedule around this and I'm sad it's almost over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm taking Ame with me to the top of the ferris wheel!
>>27435596This is the HoloEN server, they're probably going to be building in here too.
b-but my hand is big ame... please...
5ch pretty much just talking about how difficult is to understand some of the EN's slang, and that Shark is the easiest to listen to.Also I guess numberfagging in general about how Gura can have 50k with a minecraft stream.
>>27435571She's not a numberfag, there are other holos who care more about that sort of thing.This is a guerrilla stream for some reason.
>HoloEN got its own MC server>Doing any kind of bigger projects across 2 servers is a massive chore>Crippling EN doing dumb shit with JP and ID HolosI hate this.Ping really isn't that big of a deal in Minecraft, I play on same Realms server with Russians, Californians, Aussies and Argentinians.
>>27435569No because then you have to deal with dodgy people, and that's a business transaction, not a mini adventure.
>>27435456https://rave.dj/8Dys99RaCQnJmg
>>27435520
>>27435611Seems like Fubuki is declining...
>>27435099>why do these people watching youtube know about the most subbed youtuber?I dunno, probly found him through Mr Beast or something.
H-holding hands with Ame at the top of the ferris wheel
>This is the part where we hold hands>Too bad you're on the other side...AMELIA IS AN EXPERT AT TEASING HOLY FUCK STOP RIGHT NOW
>>27435369I've been recording the entire time. If it doesn't get archived, I'll upload it.
>>27435450It's daytime in Japan. Everyone is at work
>>27435596They're starting on that server tomorrow, but I have a feeling the only trace of Gura being there they'll find will be villages with 0 loot.
Now Zven...
>>27435561why is the Pedomee narrative so fucking hot
Are you ready to defend Guraland with your lives, chumchads?
>HOLDING AME'S HANDS IN THE FERRIS WHEEEL
>>27434904God is a Kiara anti
>>27435458based
>>27435559Cope, simp. She's spent a whole hour just to find the fucking ocean.
ferris wheel with my gf......
>>27435476stop being overdramatic
>>27435620there's a difference between knowing who he is and what he named his horse in a video
>>27435450some day, even gods must die
>>27435625I guess so. I only knew because some anons pointed it out.
>"tee hee i read sven in the chat">no one was saying svenuuuh, narrative?
>Lmao lemme just use all these Pewdiepie names and hope he notices me. Gura was a mistake
Why make an EN minecraft server when the collab ban lifts in like 4 days?
>>27435655>narrativeheh
>>27435621GET A SHOVEL YOU DUMB FISH
>>27435625>>27435478>>27435516oh nice we're finally here >>27434423
>>27435343>>27435494Does she take song requests? I hope she takes song requests. Because this is my song request.
It's been 2 hours already...
>>27435636Gura and Mori both speak slow purposefully to try and appeal to JP viewers
>>27435578They're coming around!
>>27435636>Shark is the easiest to listen to.Do they actually understand her or do they just enjoy the weird noises she makes?
>>27435630>>27435653Oh nice, it would be a waste if they were all playing in different worlds
Ame wants to go in the beer tent
Manager-san, are you lurking? can you send Gura a private DM to tell her to turn it down?
>moral support ponyYou just know.
>>27435680Because hololive EN =/= hololive JP. At this point, Cover will force FBK and others to learn english.
>>27435450>pedofags are numberfagscant make this shit up
>>27435657Yes but fuck if I'm scared.
>>27435680Same reason China and Holostars have their own server. Each branch gets their own server.
>>27435649>>27435658>>27435608>no one shopping a goslingdisappointing
I can't take it anymore. Gura's stream is offensively bad tonight. She has no fucking clue how to keep this one interesting.
>>27435122Why are schizos so dumb they think americans don't know to pronounce j's like y's when its a Scandinavian language?
I thought Kiara was in the JP server?
>>27435650She's a sadist, it should've been clear when she drugged us during her debut
>>27435578They're flanking us!
>>27435450>numberfagging 2 minutes into a stream>10 guaranteed (You)ss-sugoi /hlgg/...
>>27435675Fuck off pedo
>>27435680Probably because we're going to get HoloEN gen 2 next year.
By the sound of it, Gura just met Ame's boyfriend
of JERMACRAFT
>>27435638And they most probably wont set up a base on the default spawn
Bros... the narrative is actually true?
>>27435682If she's a pedo I'm gonna sub to her. You better be real.
Wait... those colors...
>>27435604Ame is having a date with her members. Gura is streaming minecraft and basically doing things in a few minutes that Kiara didn't in hours.
>>27435668>cope, simpSo this is the power of the average barracuda...
forget your hand let me hold your toes ame
>>27435676
>>27435680More servers more fun. Why do you hate fun?
>>27435386Dude's name is tazeredinface, posted this shit about an hour ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/j7p2cd/ame/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3.. I just know that more eyes coming on here will be annoying for everyone at the end of the day.
>>27435701She already slept with it
>>27435712Local PC by herself
I'll protect you Ame dont worry.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27435708ogey
I will fight a bear with my bare hands for Ame.
>Oh no my woodGuise...
>>27435706But HoloID gets to have sex with JP.
>well I guess we don't have too much money left for dinner now that I spent all of it ahahaha... sorry...>uhm...>maybe... I could be your dinner..
I AM IN THE ABANDONED PARK WITH AME. WE ARE GOING TO BONE BEHIND A TREE
>>27435604stole from villagers, got a horse, ran in circles for 30 minutes, found an oceanplans to build gigantic elaborate underwater structures using hard to obtain end-game materials.might be done this time next year if she keeps at it and does it all on stream
>27435708ogeyrrat
Why the fuck did she start over an hour and half early?
>>27435727At this point? Yes
>people hating on Gura's based bgmso I'm the only one here who's randomly turned it on by itself?
>>27435636didn't 5ch dumpster diver anon show the opposite, her meme speak is very hard to comprehend for the nips
>>27435703Go back to your containment thread dog fucker
>>27435695The latter, they're deluding themselves otherwise
Why is she not playing in Creative? Literally wont be able to build underwater in survival
>>27435703>waah pedo pedo pedooossFuck off nigger.
>you guys are gonna protect me right? from the bear?ame... you've seen golden kamuy... that's not happening
Imagine if she took a boat to the opposite sides only to find out it's a lake.
>>27435679>all swedish names are now related to Pewdiepie
>>27435712no, she was just playing offline local
>>27435571Gura will never be able to congratulate anyone on their milestones because it's impossible for her to do so without her across as a braggart, even if her intentions are genuine. Though she did intentionally make her character design as smug as possible, so maybe she'll take after her fans and be an asshole about it since she knows nobody could realistically rebuke her for anything she does.
AME NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i will likely dream this bgm
>>27435469You don't pick people in dodge ball. It's not like the movie.
>>27435680I like that they're starting fresh, the JP server has tons of shit in it already. They can always visit later if they want.Plus it gives more space for future EN gens to build too.
IS THAT MAGENTA?
>>27435680They'll probably use both for different kinds of fucking around, and they can blow this one up all they want
>>27435708Giving a fuck about stream chat is the first sign you need to learn 50k= screaming zoomers shouting memes into the void to get noticed.
>>27435655>narrativeIt's not a narrative if she admitted she's a lolicon on stream, and "accidentally" tweeted things regarding Comic LO.>so fucking hotFemale lolicons are inherently so fucking hot. /ll/ is uncommon.
What if Gura was Pewdiepie with a voice changer all along?
>>27435706Except ID
>>27435679Don't want to sound like an anti but she's honestly trying too hard
>>27435727explain the reasoning for each one
>>27435674It was posted in the chat.
>>27435708you cant say anything bad about Gura. This is a hugbox
>>27435695>or do they just enjoy the weird noises she makes?What do you think most english JP fans like about it? Their witty banter? lmao
>>27435702>>27435706HoloID though
>>27435752VORING AMELIA
>decide
>>27435727I don't get why egoraptor is there.
T-THAT COLOR!?
>>27435758>tfw I got here latefeels bad
>>27435680>let's watch JP's harass ENs to teach them English cfor the entire streamI wanna see atlantis built
>>27435651Thank you
Fuck this makes me want to go on a real date bros...
Gura's mad uh oh
>>27435708Get outta here, barracuda!
>>27435762It's cute but not for 3 hours
Question to those who can watch ame's stream. Is she talking to (you) in singular or plural?
>>27435727I WAS BLOCKING WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAME IS BUGGED DUDE THE NETCODE IS SO BAD
>>27435702I don't think they'll force them but recommend it. If anything any future JP gen will probably require some english.
>>27435706Sooo.... why do the IDs get to be on JPs server then?
>>27435766There's a block that allows you to breathe underwater but it's late endgame shit
>>27435708You have to go back dog fucker hlg is two doors down>>27435717You too
>>27435578Super Battledroids!
>>27435673She and her average viewer are fans of Pewdiepie. Not new information.
>>27435778AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27435680>4 dayswhere the time goes
>>27435778AAAAAAAAAAAA MAGENTA
Holy shit, did anyone get that guys license plate?
So.... When does the stream get interesting?
>Amelia stream is pure Gosling pandering>Gura attracting every single zoomer under the sunI can see a massive calamity on the horizon. The normalfag invasion has come. I hate it.
>>27435752No I'm really hungry you dumb bitch
Will Gura at least give the coordinates to Kiara and Mori so they know where to go tomorrow?
Running out of gas in the middle of the road with Ame!
>>27435766Building underwater is actually easier if you have a conduit
>>27435766It's the journey, not the destination.
Walking home with Ame!
>>27435638They didn't even bother to give them the same setup with the plugins. Someone at cover is an absolute brain dead short bus amoeba. Not to ruin their progress, but hopefully when the collab ban ends they let them play on the JP server
>>27435764>>27435767seek help
>>27435758there was no explanation it just happened
>>27435583Someone post the Ina pun fingerguns pic for me
>dig straight downWhy does this feel lewd
Get ready bros, Gura is going to fucking die.
>>27435728She's unironically a cunnyfiend anon, she doesn't talk about it much though she wants to be safe for her western audience and it embarrasses her
>>27435708Why do you samefag so hard every time like we can't tell retard?
>>27435727Only know Pekora and Bob Ross from there
Aw fuck this happened to me in a date
Haha, we ran out of fuel, guess we'll just have to walk together.
This just confirms that Amelia fucking browses 4chan and /jp/.
>>27435664>God is a Kiara antiIndeed.Fuck that chicken.
>>27435778AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIGGERMAN TASUKETE
Ame is exactly the kind of girl to run out of gas in her car.
Alone in the dark with Ame on the side of the road!
>>27435798Man fuck that, I watch all of Gura's shit. I think Minecraft isn't really fitting her commentary style at all.
>>27435812wrong
>>27435469An engineer here. It's really satisfy me when looking at the numbers or graph.
it's okay if your car runs out of gas Amelia I'll carry you home!
>>27435767Hey look at the archive those guys calling us pedos unironically fuck real dogs
So uh, is this what a real date is like?
>>27435800>>27435794ID was too weak to get there own server.
>53k watching the most minecrat beginer for over an hourhow does se do it?
lmao nice surf amelia
>>27435783it's not even server. it's fucking realms..
Magmum condoms
>>27435848Then help yourself and fuck off.
>>27435719>>27435783They are using a multi dimension mod in the JP server, they could always give the ENs their own dimension in the server if space is the problem.
>>27435703>>27435717>complaining about lolicons on 4chanHoly shit go back you newfag.
>>27435826TAKE EM DOWN
Guys I think I'm goslinging...
>>27435834Shut up Karen
>>27435834>decide to check out Gura's stream, even though it's Minecraft>join for about 30 seconds>chat is just pewdiepie referencesYeah, that's enough of that.
>hit me baby
>>27435859Same fagging =/= the same thing twice but you're right, I said she feels like Nick Jr. earlier in the thread.
Can we stop talking about Amelia? No one cares about her /r9k/ stream. Talk about Gura and support her instead.
This is like watching a literal children's show
>>27435879Being ditched 2 hours early, yes.
Hello Meals and Morsels! welcome to episode one of Guracraft! the series where I play Minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am a sharkbrain in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot bowl of popcorn, or a peanut butter hamburger. I got some caffeinated water here, freshly poured. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good water!
>MagnumHow did you know we needed Magnums Gura?
>>27435848You first dog fucker
>>27435882Fix your fucking keyboard, anon.
Anons I have Mori streams to catchup on and no Amelia membership, give me the rundown on the Minecraft and date streams.
after that pacify stream all of this, with the bgm included, is a breath of fresh air. stop your complaining you faggots
>>27435680Probably they'll build their own embassy at JP.
>>27435766I've not played in years, so I may be wrong, but I thought it was pretty trivial to make air pockets for underwater projects.
I liked Kiara's Minecraft streams better...
I want to be a horse so gura will sit on me too
>>27435882>beginerbut she isnt
>>27435175He mentioned e;r and e;r makes nigger and jew jokes which sent the usual suspects into a tantrum, so he just axed any promotions of smaller channels to avoid having to deal with the lynch mobs.
>>27435789>/ll/ is uncommonObsessed fans of it are uncommon
I wish these retards would shut the fuck up and let Gura play
Maybe there is something else you could eat? Sorry for spending all the money.
>>27434934Salty they aren't Goslingchads
>>27435906based
Refreshing.
>>27435840Yeah but conduits are midgame at the earliest.
Hitchhiking on the hood of a car with AmeCommitting insurance fraud with Ame...
>>27435871>I think Minecraft isn't really fitting her commentary style at all.Don't agree, this stream has been fantastic already.
>>27435834>Amelia stream is pure Gosling pandering>Gosling fags are also normal fags
Punished Ame...
watch gura, forget amelia
Holy shit a second arcade, this game is kinda huge
>>27435901ogey
>>27435772Its literally being spammed by Pewdiepie fans you moron. And she's picking it because shes a Pewdiepie fan.
>>27435902So no different to HoloJP then?
Holy shit how big is this game??
>>27435882she has a sweet personality and her voice sounds nice. if you want to play minecraft, just go play minecraft.
>>27435897>reading youtube chat>not just stream + /jp/
>>27435927Isn't e;r black though
>>27435866None of them do. Maybe Mori, but probably not.
>>27435578>>27435692>>27435715>>27435894Based Battlefront posters.
Drink your water, chumbuds.
>>27435706So why didn't Cover set them up with all the plugins and QoL stuff?
>>27435772Jurgen and Sven specifically are.
Does fubuki really deserves to get 1M first?
Is Gura's stream mediocre or it's just an influx of antis?
why are people talking about amelia? she isn't even streaming
>>27435938ha nice i was thinking of one for an "uber ride"
>hot dog is my enemyLunaknights, assemble!
>>27435287what the actual fuck this actually works.Blessed be to you, anon.
>>27435834imagine not realizing it from the start
>>27435906"Based."
>>27435822>late endgameIt really isn't. Finding a heart of the sea is as easy as finding a treasure map.
>>27435877As expected. Links?
hotdog IS enemy
>>27435960She hasn't even touched the part time jobs.
>>27435916the date steams are kind weak right now, it was fun a while ago but the steam is dying down. Gura is shilling pewdiepie. Take your pick
I see why this game got such good reviews on steam, what the fuck there's so much stuff
>>27435977I Thought Sven was a Dota name
>>27435979No
What's the game Ames playing called
>>27435950She could come up with her own material. Fuck pewdiepie
>>27435969YEAH! Now you got it!
Do all Minecraft streamers have to deal with a bunch of children that back seat game and are not able to get over Pewdiepie's play through from over a year ago now?
>>27435983Many mashurumu!
>>27435969Never forget the 501st anon. They had a hard life.
>>27435979Gura, please...The ARS...
>>27435916Imagine explaining a date to someone who refused to go on a date
>tfw my first date ever in life is with a virtual youtuber
>>27435981Poorfag detected
Why is the shark have low settings on
>>27435966No one ever said retards don’t browse jp
>>27435979Yes, newfaggot. Stop baiting.
>>27436001The Coin Game, it's breddy gud
>>27436001snore festival
>>27435979only due to seniority otherwise no
Gura is so dumb she forgot that she's a shark! She has to hold her breath underwater!
7 and Joergen dies
>>27435980I'm a chumbuddy and it's eh. I don't think she thought this stream out. Although I am excited for atlantis to be built.
>gura has been going on for an hourWhere the fuck did the time go to?
what did he mean by this
>>27435727I wanted to be mad but I can't because I agree with this.
>>27435882>minecratogay
>>27435834Just wait until Mori collabs with Joey :)
I'm having a great time with Gura and Yorgin
>>27435877Can you fuck a dog ironically?
>>27435979korone
that car "ride" was kino
>>27435979Both Gura and Korone will beat her.
>removed her spawn bedOh boy, gonna be good.
This brings back memories of your first monetized stream...
I'm too busy on a date, is Gura actually trying to shoutout pewdiepie or are you guys narrativeposting
JORGEN ESCAPED
>>27436007Yes
Leave Fubuki alone, right now.
>>27436013I regret nothing
>>27435920Not anymore. Now water fills the empty air gaps when you put down doors.
Too poor to be a chadgator here, what's the name of the game?
>>27436033minecrrat.
>>27435979You either get it or you don't. None of that "deserving" bullshit.
>>27435859>Unable to comprehend the idea that more than one person dislikes the things he likes>Unable to see that he is the exact type of child-minded retard that OP implied enjoys Gura's streamskek
>>27436014>giving money to a woman with a boyfriendimagine
>>27435981pathetic poorfag, lmao
>>27436016Because she has potato PC like most of the other HoloENs
>>27436010>tfw 501st journal remaster never ever
>>27436007>children that back seat game That's literally every game with everyone >and are not able to get over PewdiepieNo, but then again this place apparently has the same problem
what do you fags want from a minecraft stream? zooming speedruns?
>>27435808>endless amounts of SAMEE CHAN KAWAII from the JP holos every time Gura joins the server>PARDUN? HOW ARE YOU? PARDUN? DO YOU KNOW PEKORA?>Getting pranked or blown upIt's better they stay away from those nipponese mad women
>>27436063Coin Game
>>27435980it's been kinda boring but I'm hoping it'll pick up now she's found water
>>27436056cute
>>27435969ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS ARE FALLING ROGER ROGER
>>27436040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA&list=PL--BFOvNtyTDlf9J1N82j6QH3MfHtwRDj&index=3&t=0s
>>27435834>normalfag invasionAnon, this containment thread was caused by a normalfag invasion wwww
>>27436039H-hayai!
>never heard the laughing in the minecraftcute!
>>27436013No regrets.
>>27435979Both FBK and Korone worked harder than Gura to get to where they are.
>She hasn't heard a witchhow long ago did she last play?
>>27435979She's held the #1 spot for so long please Gura...
>>27436039Cute! Good job
>>27435980It's the same spamming antis as ever, they've gotten really repetitive and obvious.>g-guys I'm totally a gura fan but this stream is boring>pedos pedos pedos pedos reeeeeIt's /hlg/ numberfags still seething, they were having a nuclear fucking meltdown last night after she got more subs than aqua and now the pekorafags especially are going full retard.
>>27436049No, chat suggested some pewdiepie-related name for a horse, and Gura rolled with it because she didn't know any better.
>>27435915I memory holed the pacify stream
[x] Touch the Witch
>>27436040Can you fuck a rrabbit ironically?
>>27435906What the fuck is this reference and why did I read it?
>>27436016It's a requirement to join Hololive to have a potato PC
>>27436039noice
>>27435831lmfao I love your art.
>>27436049She said it was the first name she saw in the chat
>>27435973THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by easily offended insectoid bugmenTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them>Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry chinks
>>27436049it's just gameplayfags sperging and seething. gura is having fun and her stream is comfy.
>>27435896Based doxxpost.
>>27436039based
>>27436007Dunno but Kiara's stream didn't have any of that
>We won't touchyIdolfags forever btfo
>>27436049She wanted horse name ideas and some retards said Joergan, so she called it that without realizing it.Now we're gonna get some autists who are gonna go straight to pewdiepie and tell him to check out this cute shark girl who referenced you, and then we're gonna some mainstream fucking normies in the next gura stream FUCK
>>27435999Or Skyrim?
You can tell all the people who are only used to watching clip montages of holos by their comments.
>>27436085Dogfucker detected
>>27436039cute gura
>>27436013Fuck...
>>27436049She's pandering to zoomers and naming animals after pewdiepie
>>27436077based
>>27435966Chat is an easy indicator for early stage cancer. It will spread sooner or later. Once it takes up enough space, things will start catering to them.Take it from a /pmg/ exile, if you don't get rid of cancer in a fanbase, it will only deteriorate the actual content.
>>27436095>Saying its boring is being "anti"I'll give you the second one, but for fuck sake anon.
W-what do you mean I owe you? Y-yeah I did spend... yes.. I know, you paid a lot tonight but... hey, let me go!
>>27435942glad I'm not the only one who thought insurance fraud
>>27436013And what a wonderful date it has been
Wagecucking meant I missed the first 15 minutes of the date, how's it going so far teamates?
>>27435980It's alright. Nothing awful but not exactly the most entertaining either.
>>27435279Pistol bolt transport via the netherRegular nether highway will be fast enough for the Holo's desu
>>27436104Kiara, go back to sleep
>>27436104You can try, but why do that when you can turn them into stew?
>>27435990slipping my hotdog into gura and luna's pussy sandwich...
>>27436078Thanks
>>27436127cute!
>>27436142Oh no no no no
>75 minutes, same number of people as when she startedhow the FUCK is Gura retaining viewers so well on a fucking shitcraft stream?
>>27436142You missed like 2 hours
>>27436027Pretty much this, she's just winging it.
>>27435979No, and it doesn't matter because she won't.You could argue Korone "deserves" it, but Gura's probably still gonna beat her and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>27435834that was at least 6 months ago but we'll keep saying this everytime anything happens you guys make me feel like I'm an oldfag when I still consider myself a newfag, fuck you guys
This song actually is sapping my brain...I just realized I've been sitting here, almost drooling. I should be doing something productive
>>27436165shark
>>27435992>>27401032Here is the first thread I think possibly continued their degenerate discussion in the later threads
>Teamates claim Amelia isn't selling the girlfriend experience and pandering to lonely schizos>Does a date stream to pander to lonely schizos and /hlgg/ eats it up
Can you ASSHOLES stop bullying Fubuki?
>>27435896Don't talk about d*m*ndic* that way!
>>27436142>15 minutesIt's been almost two hours m8
>>27435999It's a common name, but Pewdiepie specifically named his dog Sven and horse Jurgen in his playthrough so it's not exactly coincidence.
>>27436039>seahorsegood shit
>>27436125>and then we're gonna some mainstream fucking normiesAnon, we've had those since EN came out
>>27436142>15 minutesbro... she rescheduled, we've been dating for the past 2 hours
>>27436142It stated two hours ago. You missed seeing Ames room and holding her hand
>>27436127Sharks don't have blue blood
>>27435279They can easily move in to gura's place and start a coastal town
>>27436165>cute>funny
>>27435980I'm enjoying it. She's starting from zero so it'll be a long journey to building the Atlantis she wants, but it's far better than being spoonfed gear or starting in creative.
>>27436100>>27436110>>27436125>SHE DIDN'T KNOWShe also called the horse Sven "accidentally", she's pandering hard
>>27436027imo she should've just done creative mode and made it a zatsudan
>>27436165minecraft is an easy to stream game, most everyone watching understands it
>>27436165>implying people watch v-tubers for epic gaming skillsjust go to twitch and lookup whoever is best at whatever game you want
>>27436095You're a sensitive retard. Gura is able to take criticism but you can't stand it and you aren't even the one in the public eye. Get a life.
Dinner incoming.
>>27436182I love my hotdog cat
so like why though did Amelia start early, does she not care about her schedule?
>>27436138There's one really obvious samefag who posts almost the same exact line using the word "boring" every single time she streams, dude. He posts the same way in /hlg/ too.
Minecraft has been the new meta ever since that Dream guy a few months ago. The minecraft streamers have been blowing the fuck out of everything else. I hate it.
She just made the same mistake as Kiara, are you fags going to call her bird brain too?
>>27436165shh, my retarded daughter is getting lost again
>>27436040I mean if you joke about fucking dogs or say yes a fuck dogs and you mean korone or anime dog girls then yes
>>27436182jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
>>27436090maybe they should learn english then? its meritocracy not some seniority topdown bs.
>>27436178
Date with Gura to an amusement park, everyone keeps mistaking her as your daughter. Eventually make her go along with it and get the kids discount
>>27436154You wait for the rabbit to have kids and make a stew with those, of course.
>>27435979FBK worked so hard to get where she is meanwhile Gura got famous because of luck
A memorative coupon for this stream
Is this a solo world or on the server?
>>27436111So it's pretty clear that Cover does nothing at all except grovel for permissions and take all the money. Which one of the JPs did all the hard work setting up a server with all the plugins?
>Named her horse after Pewd's horsesI bet her horse gonna drown.
>>27436165Because she's cute and funny and a fantastic singer that her karaoke saved my soul and made me cry and oh my God she's just so talentedt. Sharkfags
>>27436186I had no clue about the Pew lore.
>>27436165not only cute, but also funny.
Gura's going to play under the witch
>>27436216No, she's sharkbrain.
>>27436208Where's the criticism?
>>27436071It hurts.
>Gura threw everything away in order to pander to pewdiepie and all the normies out therekinda sad
>>27436085You mean this containment website
>The dinner is soonEven if I'm in maximum gosling I'm calling the dinner is a troll-ending
>>27436179Honestly it's been a fun stream, I was expecting either ultra gf pandering or some kind of ironic twistTurns out it just feels like a really good night out with a friend
>>27436199She was reading the chat which was spamming Sven and said it accidentally, anon.
>>27435979My friend...
strip clubs at first hearing
>>27436114>>27436184I was talking about the VN character kek
>>27436216we call her shark brain all the time, yes
I told you guys that the peak of EN would be the first month. It's all going to be shit when the collab ban ends and they establish their own autistic personalities to cater to their fanbases.
>>27436179It's actually really sad. literally paying a girl to put on a vtuber skin, fake accent, and pretend to date you when she's gonna just turn off the stream and go hang out with her actual boyfriend.
Mori collabing with Joey will be the start of holoEN becoming insufferable screencap this.
>>27436095Fragile
>>27436216We already and HER already call gura shark brain
>>27436226it's over, she's graduating
>>27436178>>27436226As someone who missed the first 10 min I feel so sorry for those who missed the entire first half
Gura knows it sucks
/hlg/ says that EN lacks the "Hololive Spirit"Are they right?
>>27436171Maybe, but not on this scale. This is something else.
>>27436211She doesn't know about time zones
OH NO SHE'S SELF AWARE
>>27436189Ironic weebs I can deal with, now we're gonna get some fucking actual retards starting dumb shit>HUHUHUHU ANIME AVATAR GIRL
>>27436179Why do flaseflaggers always use mori?
>>27435979No such thing as "deserve." Only children and SEAmonkeys believe in fairy tales.
>>27436231"worked so hard"You people are delusional. lmao
Fubuki...
>Anon, I'm having trouble playing this. Think you can teach me some 'fingering techniques'?
>>27436179You're letting shitposters affect you personally way too much, the stream is honestly fun
Stop being serious, Gura!
fuck you faggot
>>27436258>hang out with her actual boyfriendAnon
I'm sorry Gura, I can't sit through this. I will be releasing my seed to give you my energy in an /x/ schizo ritual
Gura's wondering why she even bothered to ask given the amount of fat hikikomori fucks in the chat.
>Ame loses>"IT'S A SCAM!"
>>27436165behold the power of loli
>>27436213minecraft has been the meta from it's release, it's only lulled but never died
>>27436138>Nooo, Shark is BORING, I want to watch Noel spout absolute bullshit for two hours while killing zombies in pekora's trap towerRinse and repeat for the entirety of JP, mostly stagnant, talentless and incredibly boring. But muh nihongo means that it's either riveting content or you just got filtered.
>>27436268Kiara feels pretty much like a gen 5.5 though.
>>27436212>even Gura herself asks the chat if it's entertaining because she understands Minecraft may be boring Maybe more than one person isn't entertained.
Amelia's got a good grip>shes gonna grab it by the head
Gura is cute, yes. But if you legitimately think she's funny and you're older than 15 you have actual mental issues.
>>27436248The trick was it's a でーと, not a date
>>27436258It's also not what you think it's like probably, it was gosling for the first 10 or so minutes but now it's aimless wandering and minigames.
>>27436268You're lying, /hlg/ is too busy talking about dog fucking to discuss EN.
>>27436268Is the hololive spirit not having a clue of what they are saying? because it certainly makes a difference.
i'll paypig for ame one day...
>>27436269sure anon
>>27436266take that, gura simps
>>27436268>/hlg/ turned into /v/ and created their own form of the SOUL autismWhy is this not surprising?
>>27436247I'm praying it is, too. The lean cuisine on the campfire was already a top kek for me.
why wont gura turn off the FUCKING BGM?
>>27436273>UHUHU THEY ARE ACTUALLY A DUDE WITH A VOICE CHANGER YOU KNOW
>>27436165she's using a bot to make it seem like she has lots of viewer
>>27436027I am too, but that's gonna take a really long time at this rate
>>27436281Report him
>>27436295i am 40 and you are wrong
Honestly Ame's date stream isnt even romantic. Its healing
>>27436282>hurr they broke upCope
>>27436224KORONE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO LEARN ENGLISH YOU RETARD DO YOU NOT FUCKING WATCH HER SHIT
>>27436213Pretty sure it was PewDiePie that restarted the trend. Think that came before the second surge of Minecraft youtubers. Then again, the only Minecraft related content I follow is Hermitcraft.
Personally I think this minecraft stream isn't as good as Kiara's, but I can see why people are enjoying it
>>27436281Stop acting like a fag and we wont laugh at you anymore.
>>27436268Most of /hlg/ can't even understand Japanese.
>>27436295I'm sorry you grew out of being able to unironically enjoy things, anon.
>>27436281>picget fucked magnetonigger lmao
>>27436268What exactly is hololive spirit?
>>27436268No they're literal autists who've convinced themselves everything not in moonrune-speak is garbage
>>27436291He's the autistic cunt that brings up Ina every time he mentions Shark.
>>27436231Not just luck. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that
>>27435979fuck off
Ame fucked up by not having superchats for this streamshe woulda made so much from goslings
>>27436268None of them can explain what that in a way that excludes NA
>>27436308chat wanted it on
The way she says "ingot" actually does sound very Scandinavian.
>>27436244The worst part is she didn't even need to stoop that low
>>27436232lets see if this ages well, see you in a year anon
>>27436234Probably just some random IT guy or a more technically inclined manager-san. Setting up a Spigot server isn't really that difficult.
>>27436281Jesus christ what an autist
>>27436212i've seen it and I post it too, so at least 2.
>>27436281Can you stop posting yourself
>>27436282Literally >>27436317. Of course they're gonna say that broke up.
>>27436281WHat?
>>27436315It reminds me of when I used to have friends to hang out all night together with
>>27436315I am having a good time and I don't really know why or how. but you're right
>>27436334Think they weren't allowed or some shit
>>27436330>they're literal autists who've convinced themselves everything not in moonrune-speak is garbageWhat board do you think you're on?
anyone archive amelias stream i missed it
>>27436208>REEEEEEEE WHY IS THIS STREAM SO BORING>meanwhile, 50,000 people enjoying the fuck out of itHave you considered your criticism is just bullshit and you're a jaded retard?
>>27435979Gura will get 1M firston her inactive account
Well, we can vote for it.http://poal.me/svywa6
Man, the Schizos are out in force tonight
>>27435847They'll visit but I think they want a realm to avoid what happened to hololiveJP 1.0Because Cover is not good technical support for these girls.
>>27436281Teacucks ladies and gentlemen.
>>27436277Roboco, please, no more Apex..
>>27436322Fair and good opinion.
ame pls
>>27436260your meds
>>27436242Stream boring
>>27436268I mean they curse, burp (cute), curse, fart, shit, curse, speak token spanish, rap, say howdy, and curse.Is that the "Hololive Spirit"?
>>27436314based fat ojisan chumbud
>>27436277>50k averagethat's some high specs
>>27436258>dateIt's literally just exploring a large kusoge, feels like an extended lirik sub sunday stream
>>27436281Anon is cringe! CRINGE!
>>27436211Just her usual ADHD manifesting as schedule instability this time
>>27436281now this is based
>>27436308This is actually a method to MKULTRA the young minds she has attracted to the stream.
>>27436295>you're older than 15i'd lower that down to 12
>>27436281You heard him, stop giving him attention
>>27436352ogey
>>27436268I think thats just Mori, and I say that as a Morifag. Shes not really the tradtional hololive idol
why won't she make a shovel?it's really bothering me.
>>27436268Would bet any money that it's because they can actually understand them now.They're a bunch of retards anyways and are turning into /v/ 2.0 with their "Everything not in Japanese is immediately subpar" mentality. It's been plaguing dubs for ages now and you still see that runoff on actually good dubs for things.
Anybody else notice shark has a strange inflection when asking questions?
>>27436276>thinks gura works hard>calls others delusionalok zoomer
>>27436357Yeah I know, but still. Would've been fun to see the messages too actually, can you imagine
>>27436318Kudos to her for trying loooong before this. I'm gonna doubt every holo that tries to learn English from now on, but Korone I will never.
>HoloLive EN serverSo TakaMori later will also place on the same server? Sweet.
>>27436281Its always the fucking teafags.
>>27436208>>27436261>pekorafag samefagging and seething
>arcade date with Ame>she's playing all the gamesWhat the fuck is this
>>27436309there's some guy on a website i go on who posts this kinda shit every time vtuber stuff's posted, it's insufferable
>>27436352 All the doxxfags knew before she was extremely depressed at the beginning of the year, don't blame them if the reason was actually yabai.
>>27436278Anon first you must perfect the tonguing technique, fingering comes afterwards
>>27436363nevermind im retarded i forgot it was members only. im watching now
>>27436373Is it weird to feel like it would be better if Gura was playing better or worse than she currently is it would be more fun
I really wish Minecraft wasn't as popular as it is
>>27436378Why?
>>27436268is the "Hololive spirit" involves actual dogfucking?
How many Hearts of the Sea have you found playing alongside your wife and daughter so far?
>>27436260Who?
>>27436413its our money, she wanted to have some fun so I gave her the cash
>>27436359That doesn't mean they're right or should be encouraged anon. If your complaints boil down to "it isn't Japanese so it's bad" then you're a fucking retard. You can enjoy Japanese entertainment and still be rational.
>>27436413You're watching the happy couple from the corner
>>27436385the kusoge isn't even as kuso as I expected, I'm impressed at how big it is and how much random stuff is in it
>>27436268Most of /hlg/ NOW are just clip watchers, they even bite OtakMori and BestScenes Vtuber clips
>>27436354anon....
>>27436268clip watchers don't like full length streams because they don't actually watch them. they think that the 3 minute clips of pekora they watch are indicative of the quality of full length streams. so when they finally understand what the streamer is saying they are dismayed. every person that complains about "the spirit of hololive" is an EOP clip watcher, no exceptions.
>>27436322I agree, mostly because she's not a total beginner like Kiara was and Kiara suffering is kino in moderation. But they're both good streams for sure.
>>27436268/hlg/ is retarded EOPs that only watch clips and can't understand shit. Kiara today had more "Hololive spirit" than HoloJP themselves.
Marine.
>>27436291Yeah it's like 2 or 3 vocal retards out of the hundreds here, wow.
>428Yotsuba love..
>>27436428I haven't played minecraft since early access, what is that for?
>>27436277I mean... fall guys has kind of died as a stream game at this point, if fubuki is doing something more unique and still getting throttled like that then it's time to panic
>>27436428I haven't bothered with that, I usually go straight for abandoned mines.
>>27436268I miss the days where all Holos coexisted in the same general. The split has caused an artificial tribalisation of the inter-general relations.
>>27436364No, it's just boring tonight. It's fine if you enjoy it but my opinion is that it's not entertaining. I think it may get better as she begins building.
Bros this is a genuine confliction I have, not trying to start anything, Am I still a cuck if I watch amelia without giving her money? I;ve been wanting to watch her and forcefully havent been. yes I am a faggot i know, someone validate this for me pls thx
>>27434568HERE I STAN BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAINDONATIONS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAINWASH AWAY THE SORROW, ALL THESE GOSLING CRIMESBUT THERE'S NO MEMORY, IT'S ALL EMPTY INSIDEWITH AMELIA, SINKING DEEPERINTO A PEACEFUL LIFEAND IT WILL CHUM, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAINPOURING DOWN ON (ME)AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEARAND IT WILL CHUM, THROUGH THE KUSOGEIN THE FINAL HOURSAND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE GOSLINGS CLEARUNTIL IT FINDS MY KITKATS DISAPPEARED
>>27436299>>27436427I'm still catching up on the erotic child thing. What happed for us to move onto dog fucking now?
>>27436268They're same thing, but in a different language. Anyone who thinks otherwise didn't do their reps.t. got past the need for reps years ago.
>>27436295I'm 28 and Gura is one of the rare things that makes me smile and laugh
>>274364280
>>27436424Got a recent zoomer popularity boost due to several popular streamers trying to speedrun it. Enjoy your suffering.
>>27436398She's what everyone hoped aloe would be.
they SUCK in
>>27436398You're right, she's actually talented
>>27436453You can make a block that lets you breathe underwater
GURA STOP BEING SO LEWD
>>27436095Please take your meds, the voices seem to be getting a bit much for you
>>27436295Cope. Sorry your oshi already got eaten. No wait, no I'm not, Gura is more talented than her.
>>27436461ur a fegget
>she will keep suckingUUUOOOOOHHHHH
Why does ame whining makes me go diamond so much
>>27436445I want to ahoy her if you know what I mean
I just jumped in the stream. She totally has played Minecraft before right?
>>27436387anon can you please stop giving attention to this faggot
>>27436425Uninteresting commentary
>>27436428I download blightfall and am trying that
>>27436404he didn't. what he said was fubuki never work hard to gain these sub.
>>27436260JoeysWorldTour? why the fuck would she be eating on stream with that creatura?
http://poal.me/n79nr9POAL
>>27436428I HAVE played minecraft recently and what the fuck is this
>>27436413it's like a real date with a girl
>>27436268>/hlg/ says that EN lacks the "Hololive Spirit"Is this like when /v/ calls a game "SOUL" because it has shitty graphics?
Gura really needs some new background music, instead of doing 123189273123 arts, why don't someone make her some alter background music?
>>27436461you're a cuck just for asking such a retarded fucking question
>>27436461Do you have actually some sort of romantic interest in her? If so you're a turbocuck.
>>27436268They're just EOP clip watchers anon.
>>27436484Yes, she has said so herself.
>>27436459She should've done some homework before hand and did the foundation first desu, so in the stream she would then actually start building out the actual structures. But alas.
>>27434423F
>>27436445>that tummy
>mfw coco and haato are allowed on the EN server do to being able to speak English and haato makes another large yagoo statue.But only when they come back from their “vacation”
>gura just press f3>nolmao she knows
>>27436318I do watch her. English stream was fun, clips are fun, doom translated stream was fun. Can't really enjoy lives but trying to learn japanese. if she streams in japanese its only natural that she has lower potential audience.
>>27436481Ironic coming from an /hlg/ schizo who literally has unmedicated spergouts over a cute little shark
>>27436473Does that mean Mori is the new CEO of SEX?
>>27436434Buddy, if we were normal rational people we wouldn't be posting on 4chan.
>>27436162>>27436166>>27436185>>27436191>>27436192Fucking hell, my day's been shit and I was hoping this might actually be a bright spot. Fuck me.
wow she is really adamant about not leaking her pc specs
Why is Shark so secretive of her PC specs
Gura's done quite a bit of research for someone who hasn't actually played that much. Pretty impressive.
Gura really doesn't want to show her specs or the server seed.
is she embarrassed of her PC?
BUYING 16lbs OF DRUGS WITH AME
>>27436461Almost every single entertainer in the universe is in a relationship. Stop being a sperglord retard.
>>27436274Deadbeats don't have any real antis so schizos are desperately trying to get her some. Just ignore it like the deadbeats do.
>>27436501I don't I just don't want to feel stupid watching her if im being cucked, thats why I asked if im still a cuck if i just leech off of her
>>27436445>>27436508Why is that hag so fucking FAT?
>>27436268>All these replies Yeah fuck this shitty thread.
>>27436495Something Gura wants
>>27436463tweet this with some watson lineart sketch to her
>>27436398None of them are "traditional idols"Something people will have to get used to, they will all still sing and stuff, but that is as much Hololive idols get and HoloEN is not different so far
>>27436484she pretends to not know about games a lot now that i think about it
>Gura's OPSEC is stopping her from F3ingShe is too good at this
What does f3 do? Doxx her?
>>27436402Alright don't get carried away your dubs are fucking garbage.
>>2743629533
>absolutely refuses to use coordsIs she afraid of showing specs or is she just autistic
>>27436520Yeah, same with Dead by Daylight.She must be a natural!
>>27436514https://streamable.com/4y74fx
>>27436492>>27436429this Joey
>>27436465this, if you understand japanese you'll know that JP collabs are just as awkward as the EN ones. Among many other things.
>>27435834>Gosling pandering>normie
>>27436517You can just rewind it to the start bro
>>27436359A board full of actual pathetic autists.
>>27436461>>27436526ogeyrrat
How bad is Gura's PC?
This date is kinda boring fellow teamates.
>>27436545shows your gpu
>>27436445Big beautiful belly... i love big women... with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast... puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips... thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped... pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again...
>>27436494>no /hlg/ option
Reminder that these are games of chance and technically illegal.
>>27436545pc specs and stop people from backseating
>>27436516Speak for yourself, fuck-up.
>>27436446The point is that she understands shit isn't perfect and can be improved. She's actually proactive and has shown since her debut that she really cares about the quality of her stream. She literally asks questions about whether or not people like things she does all the time. Autists here just can't take it if someone gives a negative opinion on her but SHE can and that's hilarious.
>Nuuh Gura just press f3! No.Do JP holos mock the chat as much as EN's do? Or is that something that doesn't translate into Japanese culture as just good natured bantz.
>>27436334Are they disabled? I can pull up the menu.
>>27436518>>27436519>>27436521>>27436523>>27436544>>27436545>>27436548What's her endgame here?
>>27436548afraid of showing specs
>>27436548Latter
>>27436344>IT guyyeah i guess i can believe that. they'd also have to go find a server hosting service since cover probably doesnt have anything to host it on 24/7 and so they can leave any hardware maintenance to someone else.I'm really hoping whoever did it gives EN a hand though because they really need a resource server or a shop if they're going to build anything big. Unless they want to turn the entire world into a bedrock hellscape
>>27436539I feel like Holo EN doesn't sing enough tho
>>27436461Imagine caring so much about others' opinions about your watching habits. Watch whatever the fuck you want. But... I can tell you're a cuck by you asking that
What could F3 show thats potentially harmful??
>pekopekopeko
>>27436461You're a cuck if you enjoy the idea of someone else having her. You're a cuck and a simp if you give her money. If you just watch for the sake of entertainment then you're neither.
Anyone betting on the ending dinner of the date being a huge joke/meme ending?
>>27436545doxx her PC and the world seed
>>27436545Show her PC specs and stuff like that.
>>27436554I have no idea who this is
>about to eat the rabbit>mentions herMy cute cheeky daughterwife
>>27436364Have you ever considered that something being enjoyable is subjective and just because a lot of people like it doesn't mean that it's impossible for anyone else to dislike it? Obviously not because the average sharkfag is incapable of the application of actual logic.
>>27436548OPSEC
>>27436545Debug screen it shows coords and pc specs among other things.
>>27436548She doesn't want to show everyone that it's HER
Gura your fucking BGM on loop this entire damn time is driving us fucking insane. Lower it by 50% at the very least or find new music.
>>27433797fucking laughing out loud
All those seething faggots in chat trying to get the world seed so they can help gura in faggot ways
>>27436548She's afraid of showing specs. Gura is good at practicing opsec, in this life and in a previous one.
>>27436268prove it
>>27436589Your specs and that's it, so not really anything she should fear
>>27436554somewhat goncerned
I really want to draw Ame squatting like gollum yelling at one of those robots to stay away from her tickets but I'm not good enough at drawing yet
>>27436517It's not over yet, enjoy it anyway teabro. You can always watch the archive later to catch up on the first part.
>>27436536eat shit schizo, I actually can't believe /hlgg/ is less schizophrenic than /hlg/
>>27436538My mouse is too janky to do that
>>27436532what the fuck are you on, honestly?
>>27436465based, this is no different from 90% of all the other holo minecraft streams and anyone who says otherwise only have the attention span to watch EOP clips anyway
do YOU know pekora?
>>27436379Anon... your hololiveJP reps...
>>27436517I'm sorry to hear that broAt the very least you can catch up on what you missed later, she's gonna reupload the stream in 24 hours
>>27436506Well she did say she studied before the stream which is nice. She's just setting up the preliminary shit right now. She'll probably be really building by next stream.
>>27436594not the world seed that's tied to a command now
>>27436564It's kinda boring when she just plays the arcade games, but it was really fun exploring everything and seeing new areas and all the random shit in them
>>27436560NICE REPS, REPTARO
>>27436532You're a cuck just by giving a shit about whether other people think you're a cuck
>>27436518>>27436519>>27436521OpSec savant, pls andastand
She won't show it because she has an rtx3090. It's the only logical explanation.
>>27436577Yeah
>>27436631NO
>>27436589autists will compare her specs to HER specs
1k likes on Ame's membership is pretty good, considering someone known for having a huge amount of members (Watame) only gets around 2k max.
>>27436614thissure is fun>GURA I FOUND DIAMONDS GO TO X Y
>>27436545She doesn't want to show her PC specs because she's very dedicated to not doxxing herself.
>>27436606My brain just filters it as background noise after a while.
>>27436434And I ask you again, where do you think we are?
>>27436593How much will gremlinfags seethe if it's just unironic girlfriend simulator beginning to end?
>>27436532jesus christ dude get yourself together
>>27436398>he thinks HoloJP is "traditional idol"anon, leave the hololive bubble and actually look at real idol culture, vtubing is a far cry from it
Gura already bought a 3090 and doesn't want dirty plebs to see
>>27436461archive
>>27436614Can they see the world seed in a server?
>>27436518Mindset you need to not be doxxed day one of being an e-celeb.
>haven't played minecraft since 2012>gura is making me want to play again
>>27436461>am I a cuckWho the fuck cares, this isn't real life, you could as well fantasizing yourself eating her shit and no one would care. Why the fuck do you feel the need to ask other losers on a anonymous website if you're being a cuck or not
>>27436606>usyou
>>27436606It seems to cause older people insanity the longer it goes on but younger people feel nothing
>>27436629Give me a break this question has been fucking with my head for a week now
>>27436598Twitter handle along should already tell you that he's an anituber, the original cancer.
>>27436192Wait two hours ago what the fuck? Schedule says 10, shit
>>27436578People gave Kiara shit about her specs she probably wants to avoid the same situation.
>>27436585Too early for stable karaoke streams. It depends on what the streamers wants too, Kiara and Gura will probably keep singing a lot.
>>27436645OMG
>>27436532cuckchama.... Your not being a pathetic excuse for a human being reps...
>>27436554noooooonoooooooooooooooo
>>27436606I muted her and switched audio to Polka since her BGM's better.
>had the stream casually playing in the background>sounds like a good time>finally look at the viewercountShark is no joke, but I'm sure Minecraft hype from general resurgance is helping fuel this.Also, I'm sure there's already been enough narrativefagging about this, but has any other Hologroup been stuck to their own region's servers?
>>27436631Crazy comedian rabbit?
>DRIVEShe's here
>>27436532Yes you are the clearly the biggest cuck who has ever been cuckolded
gently licking gura's tiny clit
>>27436654Not an excuse to say dumb shit. Fuck yourself.
>>27436657People are foolish if they wouldn't enjoy both
>>27436606just play perkora bgm over it
>>27436532Honestly, if you pay her or not, you seem to have the cuck mentality.
>>27436649Oh, F3 shows server seed? Good on her BTFOing backseat fags.
>>27436463amazing
>>27436548I doubt, she probably has high specs
>MCPE Litetotally based
>>27436532White hands typed this
>>27436589She might think it reveals server info
>>27436603Have you considered that your taste is shit?
>>27436545specs and stuff. Like kiara did and people gave her so much shit for that PC.
>>27436606>usI've already lost my sanity and I'm enjoying it so far
>>27436706Im asian not white
This date is a date I will never forget
>>27436532You're not a cuck but you are a huge beta
>Minecraft hunger gamesNow that takes me back
>first time she played minecraft was on Minecraft PE LiteShe's a fucking zoomer confirmed no way she\s older than 22
>HER is pandering to a wider audienceWhat the fuck is she plotting? Knowing her she has something cooking up if she's actively trying to shoot herself to the moon. Holy shit is she going to make China kneel for jailing coco?
>>27436364Are Gurafags unrionically THIS sensitive? Holy fuck some random anon thinks the stream is boring dude, just leave if someone not being entertained makes you have an autism attack
>Ame wants to watch Gura play minecraftBROS SHE THINKS WE'RE BORING FUCK
>I wanna watch Gura play minecraftUnity...
>>27435227I used to be in a gbf guild with this guy. glad to see he's doing well
>>27436461last post for ur a fag
>>27436532Stop watching. Go outside, get some fresh air, and jump off a bridge so the world won't be burdened by you anymore.
>Ame is bored of our date and would rather watch Gurabros...
>>27436698Not anymore. To get the seed you need to use a command now.
>canadaOh no