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>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
>>27429704A
Mori love.
<span class="sjis"> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o[/spoiler]
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0Did you dress up?
>arcade date>no dealer in the corner
/hlg/ is too noisy so i hope you dont mind okayu taking a nap here lads
Ame-chan's fat, sweaty tits!
>>27429704>early
>>27429725And some other things.
Would Gura play creative mode minecraft to build atlantis?
>>27429728So creative mode?
SUPER MEGA POLL TIMEhttps://poal.me/rl9fdoFOR GURA
>>27429728OH HELL YEAHCHUMBUDS IS TIME
>>27429725MEMENTO MORIMEME N TO MORI
>>27429728>doing any large construction projects>in singleplayer
>>27429725Blessed dork reaper.
>>27429676> She made her tits smaller> Still pretty good sizeHell
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality and her youtube experience.
>>27429734But of course
>>27429738I want to grip this fat cat by her love handles like you wouldn't believe.
Who is Gawr Gura?For the blind, its the lightFor the dead, is the lifeFor the hungry, it’s breadIf gura speak, i listenIf gura has 100 fans, im one of themIf gura has 10 fans, im one of themIf gura has 1 fan, its meFor me, she's everything
>>27427900It breaks pretty often, if you're invested you can message them about specific videos and they might fix it, I think that was the case for two of Mori's videos a few weeks ago?
>>27429738It's dead hours though. What could possibly be going on besides dog-fucking.
>>27429734I'M NOT READY YET I'M GONNA FUCK EVERYTHING UP.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Amelia is a whore.
>>27429725The dorkiest Holo.
>>27429734I'm only wearing my boxers, so yes right?
>>27429767absolutely, shes a fluke
Remember to be appreciative of the good things in your life. Give someone in your family a call.https://files.catbox.moe/chxucg.m4a
>>27429738Hope she doesn't mind the recorder noises
>>27429751Whats the name of the sex ed instructor Haachama collabed with?
>>27429767it's... HER
>>27429734>earlyAme...
>>27429728>creative modeInto the trash it goes.
>>27429785
>>27429734It's not actually in 20 minutes, right?
>>27429781The same thing we do every night...
>>27429790
>>27429745I hope she doesn't anticipate dumping a ton of time into this because the collab embargo for the JP server ends in only a few days, and that'd be dumb to put in a ton of effort on a throwaway server. Then again she does not seem all that smart either so who knows. Probably she just wants to get reaccustomed to MC knowing that the actual Holo server is very active right now and she'll do a lot of good bringing attention to her JP buddies by messing around with them on there.
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT. It replenishes your stamina upon viewing. Have a good day.
20 minutes until this thread becomes a warzone.
>>27429767Yeah. She's gonna feel real stupid when she realizes it.
>>27429734>19minWhat the hell
>>27429738Does she raise her hips when you scratch her lower back?
>>2742953810Q4UR kindo wordo ALOE-CHANHOPE U get better ALONE-CHANI MISS U ALOE-CHANPELEASE GOME BACK ALOE-CHAN
>>27429725https://streamable.com/4y74fx
Help im starting to be used to 3am gura streams
does anyone have a timestamp for chicken butt stuff? im gonna watch the vod later but minecraft stream is coming up...
>>27429815Ogey
>>27429808Did she mention that it's going to be creative mode?
>>27429815ogey
>>27429725https://streamable.com/ymgvyf
Did Gura forget about her stream
>>27429790Anon...you are making me cry
>>27429813Is Korone warning me to prepare for the race war?
>>27429815O.OGEY
Mori's best track is:
>My 2 favorites overlappingI'm gonna watch Ame because it's members only but still, it hurts to miss Gura Minecraft of all things
>>27429720I've had a peanut butter, jelly, and bacon burger before.It was delicious.
>>27429738Here in /hlgg/ we never sleep. Wake the fuck up you stupid cute cat.
>>27429785A whore that lives alone apparently.
>>27429738>hlg hit the image limit in 458 postss-sugoi
>>27429862Retard.
woah..
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1314349564925636611Mori's smile...
Because of the arcade date time moving up I’m seriously considering skipping picking up my meds to watch Ame...
>>27429874for high energy: Dead Beatsfor cooling down: Live Again
>>27429815https://files.catbox.moe/5kq7dq.webm
>>27429859i love this bitch so much bros
>>27429874live alive, easily
>>27429767>>27429767Yeah pfffft anyone can do that, it's all just p u r e c o i n c i d e n c e that the instantly-likable, super-cute vtuber is shooting up past the ones people had objectively hated at first like Pekora, who took almost a solid year to develop into something popular like today.If Gura took the route of many past Holos her first 10+ streams would have all been Maneater tier and people would be like "at least she sounds cute" but no, it's just sour grapes. Even so, I do think it's awkward she's rising so damn fast but what can you do.
>>27429738OKAYU WAKE UP THERE'S A FUNNY MEME YOU SHOULD SEE WAKE UP
>>27429883yabee you missed a censor
>>27429883THAT FUCKING WHORE
>>27429815rrat
>>27429883She should probably have sex.
>>27429867No, just telling you that your existence is a neverending cycle of suffering, and everything you love will end, leaving only pain behind. She learned these lessons.
>>27429879shes about to take 1k+ people on a date
https://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1314351166424338435Civia... stream...
>>27429785Don't use my daughter to post this shit, barracuda
>the evening you spent with Amelia comes to an end, you're just slowly walking through a moonlit park>you had a really good time at both the arcade and the restaurant, the past hours were filled with laughter, some playful banter, a bit of innuendo and flirting, it was a complete success>Amelia steps away a few feet to pick up a flower>you look at her, she chose a beautiful white sundress for the occasion>she gets up, turns around and approaches you, putting her soft hand on your cheek>"I'm glad I met you. I really am. I'm grateful for all the words we shared, for all the moments and the memories. You've made me more happy than you know.">she pauses for a second>"But whatever happens... you cannot fall in love with me. Promise me."
>>27429883>forever aloneTruly one of us.
So, besides the confirmed collab between Kiara and Subaru, is there another collab hint that I missed?
did gura finally change her descriptions
>>27429883Here's a translation: I never had any long term relationship
>Mori /ss/ doujin>young shota is walking back home from school>he then sees an onee-san in one of the alleyways holding a grocery bag>"hey there kid, you wanna hang out with a pretty onee-san?">"No thank you, I wanna go home and watch the Detective Conan episode that i recorded.">"Aw, don't be like that.">Mori puts her hand in the grocery bag>"I got a (half empty) bag of gummy bears, and a Happy meal. And look who's in the happy meal. It's Harold, from Thomas the Tank Engine!">"I don't know what Thomas the Tank engine is. That stuff's too old for my age.">Mori gets shocked after being told of her disconnect to the current youths, and tries to retort him by pulling out a CD from Fake Type>"What are you talking about? I know what's hip with the kids these days.">Mori starts scratching the CD pretending she's a DJ going "wikiwikiwikiwiki">the child starts feeling secondhand embarrassment>Mori gives up saying "Fuck this" and grabs the shota>the shota cannot escape from being smothered by her massive tits and passes out>the shota wakes up in some shithole one room apartment>cheap wine bottles everywhere, whole place smells like cheap incense>Mori is in her bed screaming into her pillow, knowing that she is now guilty of kidnapping and child trafficking and will probably be deported>the door is locked, so the boy can't leave>kid just wants to get this over with>proceeds to fuck Mori>Mori's making weird as fuck noises and faces despite getting fucked by a child>IjustwantedtowatchDetectiveConan.png>shota's feeling something coming up but wouldn't want to pee inside her, that'd be gross>Mori leglocks the shota>Shota is once again wondering what he did to deserve this fate as he finishes inside with a blank, yet annoyed expression on his face>after finishing, Mori tries to threaten the child, saying "m-make sure not to t-tell anyone o-or else you'll be in trouble" with her voice trembling with nervousness>shota agrees just because he wants to just forget about this experience and leaves>Mori realizes the kid didn't take the Howard toy and decides to use it for her track making stream
>>27429883>Had a boyfriendOh brother, The Amegeddon 2.0 incoming.
>>27429892What expression is this trying to convey I might be autistic
Excuse me, can anyone post the Sakura Miko Blade Runner image please?
>>27429874Mori's Best track: Live Again Devil Cube's Best track: Hazy Skyscraper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2oReady for /ourgirl/ to break the 100k viewers tonight?
>>27429538Aloe in 2nd Gen HoloEN!
>>27429910*live again
>>27429808That makes 100% sense if she's wanting to build a prototype here, for when the collab ends and she can go horse around on the actual Holo server. This is literally in only a few days FYI, there is no need for her to put a ton of effort into this stream besides to re-familiarize herself with the game.
>>27429931and then i fug her
>>27429883she just comes across as yet another sexually frustrated woman who wants and needs some dick up the ass
>>27429931ogey let's fuck
>>27429931"ogey"
>>27429942Anonchama, your comprehensions reps...
I've been busy the past two days, did I miss anything good?
>>27429960Meds
>>27429892Wait I wasn't here all day, did deadbeats seriously buy out Amazon's recorder stock because of a joke she made on stream?
Holy shit! So Gura and Amelia will pretty much face off.Man meidos better be around here, this will be a mess.
>>27429934Gura singing collabIts after the collab ban ends so there is that
>>27429960you seem sexually frustrated, can I put my dick up your ass?
P-P-PUFFY VULVA!!!!!!!!
>>27429931rrat
>>27429939if she counts a 2 week thing as a 10 yo as a relationship then I don't think she has any experience with one night stands either
>>27429975is that you mori?
>>27429928I hope she comes back soon...
>>27429874Live Again has been my morning jog theme for a bit now and it gets me going even in shitty days.
>>27429926wow thanks korone now i'm sad as fuck
>>27429952not if youtubekun has anything to say about it
>>27429969What do you think I misunderstood.
>>27429952impossibru...it will neva happun...
>>27429941Where the FUCK is the shota rimjob in all this
Mori sends pics of her 5 foot scythe to Kiara all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfSlGJ6sAwCute thumbnail
>>27429803Ina...
What went wrong?
>>27429892Hand it over. That thing. Your collab soul.
>>27429952If it was on the JP server sure, but its just singleplayer.
>>27430008they're great together, can't wait
>>27429991Oh child. Believe whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>27429952>*shadowbans ur stream*pssssst nothin personal sharko
>ame member date stream>gura minecraftSHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>27429996We're looking good for our date.
>>27429874Live Again
>>27429941
>>27429960Her face is an 8/10 and she has big boobs, if you think she isn't celibate by choice you are a schizo
>>27429837Feels good being PST. Then again Mori/Kiara streams are that vast majority of the time uncatchable to me at like 6-7 AM my time, but these are around early evening in EU so you've got front row seats.
>>27429835And all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
>>27430008v. v. v. cute. I hope it goes well
>>27429883
>>27430008>13 hours>will be probably sleepingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27430015it went right in the worst possible way
>>27430015dead hours
>>27430008>01OH BABY
i hope i'm not too overdressed at the arcade but i didn't want to look too casual for dinner...what do you think bros?
All I want is mori to femdom meIs that too much to ask for?
>>27430021I don't particularly like her, just interpreting her words
>>27429883If we consider that the average intercourse duration is 5.4 minutes then during that relationship she had sex 3733 times.What a slut!
>>27429984Nice
>>27429952minecraft streams get high numbers no matter what dont they
>>27429996>That's fucking BULLSHIT THE BALL DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN THE SMALL HOLE THEY MADE IT TOO SMALL
Anyone else get the impression Gura doesn't like Kiara? She seems kinda hostile towards her in collabs.
>>27430015go back
I'll be all out of chicken nuggies by the time the Gawr stream begins
>>27430044Lars/Gosling
>>27430044holy fuck
>>27430056gura loves everyone but SHE hates cry faggots
>>27429859it's amazing how she can mess something up every single timeI fucking love this bitch
>>27429883cute
>>27429928At this point it feels like she's not allowed.
>>27430044I think that you don't belong on this fucking board, you normie looking fuck. Go fuck a girl or something loser.
>>27430025UOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>27429883>a virgin in her late-20sI honestly didn't think those exist. Mori is the true seiso queen of Hololive.
>>27429874Got to join in with all others saying Live Again. All around good feelings when I hear it.So excited to hear what else she will put out.
>>27430008you can tell they are desperate to create a believable yuri ship the way matsuri x luna workedexcept that one was actually legit and you could feel it, this one is forced
>>27430044looking good anon. I'm sure Ame will be very impressed.
>>27430044IT'S HIM
>>27430044You look like you're gonna win bro.
>>27429859https://youtu.be/BQUnJTQnQHQ?t=6062
>>27430044Base
>>27429911Do you think Gura would have the success she has now if he was JP only, or if snzw didnt have a fanbase already?This is a genuine question, im not a gura anti.
MaturiEN or KiaraJP?
>>27430044kek you are good
>>27430029wait wait there's actually pictures of her online? ok i'm not researching about my wife as much as i should
>>27430044
>>27429859kusa
>>27430044Looking good anon
>>27430044anon...please don't show up...amelia won't pay any attention to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfSlGJ6sAw&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-ENCUTE THUMBNAIL CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>27430044Looks good.Too good.Are you sure you're a regular here?
>>27430044THAT'S MY OUTFIT YOU THEIVING FUCK
>>27430044>not a Peko Ogey censorogey
>>27429997>>27430002>>27430018>>27430023>>27430052>>27429952Just ask her to say something in Spanish it work last time she was shadowban
>>27429984Gura and Sora will be a lot of fun.
>>27429874Dead BeatsDevil Cube's best track is GANG GANG KAWAII
>>27430083She didn't say that.
>>27430008>i guess this is happeningI love this dork
>>27430044lolbut for real you look good
>>27430044shit anon, you should be fucking ME looking like that
>>27429874Live Again is great
>>27430044How come all teamates are total chads?Bros... did we mistake Amelia fans? They are all total hunks
>>27430044Who the fuck said goslings were the ones shitting up the threads?Kneel. Right now.
>>27430121holy shit that kiss is cute as fuck
>>27430048Here, you deserve this (you)
>>27430044You can't just shoop your own face onto your own face, gosling.
>was expecting aggressive femdom sex>got wholesome vanilla sex insteadi love Mori.
>>27430083She's 23 and this tweet is 5 years old.
>>27429934Mori has a dozen or so collabs planned both in and out of Hololive but no actual names, she talked about wanting to collab with music-focused holos like Watame/Suisei/Azki, and Korone wanted her to teach her how to rap. Coco is also her favorite senpai so there's that. Also heard she might collab with Rene from Sugar Lyrics but can't confirm that myself
>>27430121me on the right
>>27430102Do your reps son of a bitch
>>27429936nope
>>27430044You're gonna make it.
>>27430044Looking good anonNow leave you normie sex haver
>>27430102>researchingstalking. Thank god your bad at it.
>>27430126If you think she had sex at 10 years old, you urgently need to take meds.
>>27430008LET'S FUCKING GO
>>27429725I really wanna see casual Calli with a hat+ponytail combo.
>>27429883Not dating != Not having sex.
>>27430110>6 AM I dont think I'm gonna make it bros...
https://streamable.com/j7twk2
>>27430121That tentacle wagging is a cute touch
mori... chicken... my sleeping reps...
>>27430008>01 Will 1.5 be the group HoloEN Minecraft collab
ALL TEAMATES POST YOUR LOOKS RIGHT NOWAs a certified homosexual male, I will judge all your fashion choices for your big night.>>27430044Fantastic. Tight bod, fitting shirt, great color choice. You're gonna rock it tonight
>>27429734>she actually changed the scheduleYou are a cunt, Ame
How will goslingschizos react when Amelia scores a collab with the Holostars?
Amelia here!The date went really well! Traveling back intime to show you guys how much fun we had and, well for you, are going to have!
>>27430044Holy kek
>>27430044Good post, anon.
>>27430044>This is actually Ryan Gosling
>>27430159If you think you need to have a boyfriend or girlfriend to have sex, you urgently need to grow the fuck up and stop being a naive retard.
>>27430044I recognize that sofa
Here's a fresh coupon for Amelia's """date""" stream. Remember, she doesn't love you no matter how much you love her. I still love her though.
>>27430121Jesus Christ this made me laugh harder than it should've.Damn shark.
>>27430102They're out there, but are you sure you want to? I'm not saying she's disgusting or anything, I definitely would, but think about how this could change things
>>27430167>"Mind Craft"This fucking dork
>she never actually starts the date stream, standing up thousands of goslings simultaneouslyI want to see you all suffer.
I like how Gura just does whatever she wants
>>27429883Don't forget
>>27430195saved
>>27430098Depends on how much zawa's subs actually gives a shit about her. Obviously the ones that really liked her will follow through but for all we know 70% of them don't know or care.
>>27430044I kneel
>>27430044Based.
Attractive people and unvirgins should get out
>>27430098>would things be the same if they were completely different
>>27430176Bros, we made it
>>27429952i would love to see it, but 100k seems ... far-fetched.
>>27430195thanks, I'm going to redeem it right away
>>27430098Probably would still be super-successful out of her gen but likely not in overall-Holo terms, or at least not this fast. Before the ENs had even debuted, she was already pretty heftily in the lead, purely based off the design. It does do a ton. I'd guess if the ENs were just JPs as usual they'd still be considered a godsend compared to Gen 5, so she'd probably be pushing 300s, 400s right now as one of them.
>>27429931*chair clattering*
>>27430044Why are teamates like this
>>27429995that's supposed to make you happier, now that you know it you can enjoy even more
>>27430161Oh yes, I don't know if I could handle that combo
>>27430185Does Mori really strike you as the type of person who fucks random people in her non-existent free time?
>>27430165muramura chicken
>>27430044woah, teamates really do have the least virgins..
>>27430044Based? Yeah, you bet your fucking ass it is.
>>27430204Why are Polkaholics like this
>>27429956>>27429808my god, you people. just let her have fun.
>Goslingposters are in shape, good looking, and non-virginswtf
>>27430044HAHAHAHAHA BASED CHAD
>>27430175Why would I be mad about my wife having fun with our son?
>>27430121Is Amelia a midget?
>>27430008yuri xd
>>27430044how can i be like this?
I'm sad I'm going to have to leave in the middle of the date, I can already tell this is going to be a masterpice of a thread.
>>27430235It's about sending a message.
>>27430102anonchama... your stalking reps...
>>27430207Holy shit I thought she was just paying a character this whole time but she still speaks like that
>>27430044I can't hate this, enjoy your date Anon.
>>27430070i think that's a good thing...thanks anon>>27430078s-sorry>>27430114we can match anonthank you for all your kind words guys, we're all gonna make it togethernow let's enjoy the date
>>27430098Not him but almost no one outside of here knows who Gura's previous persona is, i don't believe that it had that much of an impact on the speed of her growth
>>27430103this movie is so FUCKING good btwcannot recommend it enough for my holobros, it's a super fun flick
>>27430225I don't like seeing people happy here shut up
>>27430161hat + ponytail is my weakness
Hello, guys. I think I'm looking good for this date, what do you think?
I couldn't watch anything today. Any new narratives?
>>27430044Looking great anon
>>27430146I need a collab between her and Towa. Both are chill and I want to hear them sing something together.
>>27430226Does this retard strike you as the kind of girl who would hire a gigolo? https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4
>>27430171I'm wearing my pajamas, sorry.
>>27430235You wouldn't get it.
>>27430044Jesus christ, there was never any gosling posters in these threads. it was literally Ryan Gosling posting selfie reactions.
>>27430252anon...
>>27430175It would just prove that everyone here, deep down, has a bit of idolfaggotry in them. This is also why HolostarsEN would be a fucking awful idea even if they got some cool cats on the team. Too much drama and general bullshit for everyone involved.
>27430252Yes officer this is the doxnigger here
>>27430044Please stop mogging the thread. Thank you.
>>27430008>01Oh this is gonna be tasty...
>>27430261t. your local schizo
>>27430044IT'S RYAN GOSLING HIMSELFI KNEW HE WAS A BIG FAN
>>27430044Goslingfags?more like goslingCHADS
When does the goslingposting start?
>>27430008Hoo fuck that is an adorable thumbnail. Maximum hype.
Did Ame stop playing online games due to all the stream snipers?
>>27430265Might want to bulk up a bit first, you're not quite ugly or fat enough yet.
>>27430083She has yellow fever, lives in Japan and isn't a total shut-in. Let's be realistic.
>>27429952100k on minecraft? are you serious?Christmas karaoke maybe but I seriously doubt 100k people are itching to watch yet another minecraft stream
>>27430265OG-san...
>>27430275now post that joker copypasta
>>27430143Why are you here Kiara?
>>27430084>this one is forcedHot.
will there be a holoEN minecraft server?
>>27430260Plenty of people know. Filter the comments on her old videos by most recent. That said, it's being extremely overblown.
>Having a gangbang with watson and the teamatesWould you be against it?
>>27430195Reminder that parasocial relationship is a schizo term for "agape"
>>27430207how do virgin women even exist? having sex is so easy for women
>>27430286to be fair she's not even trying to hide being DD
>>27430195>tongue doesn't have a huge scar on it
>>27430207>So why do I feel kinda sad when they talk like that..:(
How was Mori's sound sampling stream?
>>27429883pls dont be a virgin...
>>27430304you underestimate minecraft autismthe latest minecon got 150k watchers on youtube
>Goslingchads keep btfoing the thread with their chadness over and over againthe best timeline
>>27430207>a young potato
Isnt the arcade date supposed to start in 2 hours? Did she fuck up her scheduling?
>>27430301Yeah, she wanted to rank up in Apex before playing on stream again to avoid snipers.
>>27430317They would probably join the main server.
>>27429952It's impossible, she'll get shadowbanned within half an hour.
BEHEAD ALL DOXNIGGERS NOW
>>27430319If these threads are anything to go by I'd rather be the one getting gangbanged
>>27430252imagine how embarrassed she'd get if you just kept looking in those wonderful eyes
>>27429734Yes
Anyone else expecting the date to not start in 5 minutes because she accidentally set the wrong time? Ame is going to stand up a lot of people...
>>27430044No...teamates are hot!?Was the lars/gosling posting just them posting selfies this whole time!?
>>27429952Only if1) it's not creative mode2) doens't get shadowbanned
>>27430165I thought you guys were joking>this and the item anal thingWhat is wrong with this chicken?
>>27430321A mixture of being scared or prudes, and lots of spaghetti
Our cutest little shark is streaming in an hour. Hope you are taking this time to prepare.
>>27430273I don't know who Aqua is off-camera, but I can easily imagine how Mori acts IRL. Do your roommate reps and you'll see that she doesn't actually play a character, she just acts like that.
>>27430346I'd unironically wear that in public
Amelia please...
> 6:01 PMWatson Amelia Ch. hololive-ENI'm still getting ready, and need an extra 10 minutes! Sorry!Looks like it's actually in 13 minutes.
>>27430102There's videos of her dude, you really don't know bull about shit.
>>27430332She knows she can't compete with Minecraft Gura
>>27430044Based fellow TeaMate CHAD
i don't know anything about minecraft except that everything is cubes. i am excited for my charming daughter to teach me all about it.
>>27429734God fuck it's 1am what am i supposed to wear
>>27430252AAAAAAHHHHH SHE'S SO CUUUUUTTEEEE IM GONNA GOOOOOSSSLIIIINNNGGG
>>27430149>>27430252fuck i'm sorry anons, but i did it now, already found some new things thx to the anon who send one though>>27430156i'm too lazy to be a good stalker>>27430198well i'm not too deep in this hole to not be able to separate reality from fiction so it's fine
Why are some of you faggots even bothering with Hololive if you are spending your time talking only about the IRL person?
>>27430346It look comfy to wear where do you buy one
>>27430317They should start one. Makes no sense not to, especially if they plan on future EN gens. They can have it and still play on the JP server if they want.
>>27430044>pink shirtdo women like this? it looks a bit gay ngl
TEN MINUTES HAVE BEEN ADDED
>>27430260Literally everyone on earth knows about the ok boomer song, and the furry rap thing was the top meme everywhere for 4-6 months.Her subr*ddit is now Gura's. Everyone knows.
>>27430347you don't show up to a date on-time, you arrive early. she's reminding you of this lol
>>27430044Give me your number
>>27430084Kiara is pretty good, Mori just needs to do her tsundere reps
>the entire thread is beginning to become filtered goslingposts
>>27430321>someone is talking about making an actual emotional connection with another human being>hurr just have sex
>>27430352she was built for sex
>>27429734I didn't have time to shower... I hope Ame is okay with me being a bit smelly.
>>27430317See >>27430336My guess is that the reason they haven't made one yet is because they're planning to join the JP one very soon. Minecraft streams are generally well received and popular, just look at how hard Moona is inclining because all of the interactions with Peko.
Rate my fit
Take your time.
>pushed back another 10 minutes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27430044looking good my man
>>27430252damn the death looks like THAT?
>>27430236I'm saying it's fine for her to do whatever she wants because she shouldn't be too invested in this server when the collab ban lifts in mere days and the JP Minecraft server is basically the best thing about Hololive right now.It'd only be dumb if she's like "no I don't wanna start over on the holo server I wanna finish it alone here."
>>27430377The point is if you're that much of a pussy to be hung up by the colour pink women won't like you
>>27430371>Ame was the gosling poster all along
>>27430321autism
>>27430347the time until it starts changed from 5 mins just now to 12, so i'm pretty sure it is actually gonna start early
>she's gonna be late for the datetypical
>>27430384Ame doing her hair for our date!
>>27430327You need to watch it. Theyln offer her money in exchange for a woodwind instrument.
Teachads, what's our plan into getting in Ame's pants?Should we do some small talk first or go right to the games?
>>27430377Colors aren't gay dude
>>27430371You can go ahead and call her ugly Ame. We won't tell.
>>27430044Unironic biologiocal female here, you look great, anon
>>27430384>inb4 its a new outfit for her character and they are doing last minute fixes
Hey Jannys get ready
>>27430304>christmas karaokeGura, please save my soul.
>>27430384Ah, the real date experience.
>>27430323You're right. I fucked it up. I'm sorry Ame.
>>27429704>listening the vod of amelias q&a >Mixes ranch and ketchup>unironically eats hot pockets>people find this attractiveI'm an anti now.
>>27430383>Not showing up fashionably late, reeking of alcoholNGMI
>>27430303She said it best in one of her songs - the guys who she wants to fuck only want to fuck 2D girls. Japanese dudes are notoriously afraid of white women.
>>27430397Are you guys nervous?
>>27429984Who is Gura singing with?
>>27430388read that post again broshe mentions sexual maturity
>>27430207>ywn be that special someone for hergosling.pdf
I'M SO FUCKING MADWHY DID SHE MAKE IT TWO FUCKING HOURS EARLY I HAD MY TIME OFF WORK PLANNED PERFECTLY
Could you imagine if she appears on the date with a different hairstyle?
>>27430281I like this narrative, he fell into the holo rabbit hole
>>27430396This really is a date huh? Always waiting on the girl
Brushed my teeth? Check.Combed my hair? Check.Business casual? Check.Wearing my lucky boxers? Check and check.I'm ready for my date with Amelia-tan.
>>27430407Haha it's L*l*!
>Woman needs a bit more time to get ready for the dateIt's like an actual date bros... I'm really jealous of the teamates right now...
>>27430272I think she mentioned Towa when talking about the music-focused senpais she wants to collab with? Not sure
What if she just gonna keeps postponing until the time she has listed on Twitter
>>27430419Ame, your stream
>>27430439I'll keep her company for you bro. Don't worry.
>>27430439You have less than 10 minutes to quit your job and get ready for the date.
>>27430433I am. My heart's beating.
>>27430424Do you think it will be paid?
>>27430438The board will go crazy
>>27430384Wow she's pretty good at this whole date/gf experience Down to the detail
bros be sure to fucking win for me while im busy being a wagecuck at work.
>>27430444Loli
>>27430396seeing the goslingchad made her reconsider
>>27430439I'll make sure she has a great time for you bro, don't worry.
Press F for all the teachads who thinks the date will be in 2 hours because Ame sent the wrong schedule.>F
>>27430407Thanks L̷̤̂͋́̓́̓̋̽͌́̊̂̑͝u̸͍̠͔̱͋̈́͠l̶̪͈̩͇̰̖͎̬̟̩̯͛͋̿̾̓͘͜͝͝u̴͚̐̌̒̈́
>>27430439yeah, it was a shitty move, especially after publishing it on the schedule days ago.
>>27430374Half the people in this thread came from /pol/ you can't expect anything else.
>>27428923Wew, rushed through dinner and made it back in time.
Reminder that Mori only wants to fuck jap men.
>>27429815RRAATTOO SHIMIURETA
What if this is just Ame teaching us how to go on a date?
>>27430384The people who feel bad about Amelia getting gosling over should feel so dumb. She knows exactly what the fuck she's doing lmao
>>27430360man I'm gonna miss itI was really looking forward to it too...
>>27430044Still too formal imo but looking good
Why are we repeating the goslingcaust? Did we not learn the lesson?
>>27430439dw I'll show her a good time bro
>>27429874Live Again reminds me of late nights watching Samurai Champloo on Adult Swim circa 2005 and that makes me painfully nostalgichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNplZrRSjeI
Wish I'd joined earlier but I guess I can enjoy the thread talking about it
I wonder how many people here are shitposting ironically as opposed to how many are genuinely serious about their heart beating and shit
>>27430321Catholic upbringing renders them terrified of intimacy and with a vague unease about sexuality and their own body they can't adequately explain or confront. They put up walls that push away the men in their life that tried to get close and never thought to search for what they were missing outside of their comfort zone.
Non-teammate here. I'm just here to enjoy the rollercoaster of a thread we're about to go on.
If Ame ghosts everyone she'll become unironically even more based than ever
>>27430379SHARKS PENETRATE THE DOME
>>27430481I read this with her voice and I laughed to it, I fucking hate myself
>>27428923>So fat that he has to eat dinner before going to eat dinner on a dateHonestly, maybe you should just stand her up.
>>27430207So Mori is more pure than I thought? Good to know. Still proud to be a deadbeat.
>>27430472FFunny thing, for the first time in my life, Youtube notified me about Ame's message on the community tab. Otherwise I would've miss it too
>>27429946I think she might be autistic honestly.
>>27430493>weFuck off.
Too much time travelling messed up Ame's scheduling times, huh.>>27430439Sucks to be you, anon
>>27430483taking a little bit longer to get ready, just like a real date
>>27430472Haha just like a real date... Haha
>>27430472Lets be bros and record the stream even though it will be archived a day later so they can watch it before the others and so they dont miss the stream only stuff that will get cut out of the VOD.
Based Ame fucking up the date schedule so there are fewer people watching and we get a more intimate experience.
bro......
>>27430499There's still time to join the investigators and catch the stream. 10 minutes actually.
Lmao timer extended again....
>>27430439she didn't want people to miss Gura's minecraft stream
>>27430520That's what I'm saying
>>27430487It should be archived. I'll be archiving it myself just in case she takes it down.
>>27430084Its better when you can tell they're acting. Watching MatsurixLuna stuff feels like spying on a couple on the street, you know there was something there but they both have contracts so it couldnt be. It makes me very sad especially the minecraft telenovela confession.If they get tired of takamori they can just make a joke collab and end it there.
>>27430499dont worry anon, youre here with me.
Reminder that Ame is having discord sex with Gura before your date
>>27430327It was fun. The first half was basically grown woman plays with toys ASMR and then she busts out a recorder wikihow in the second half and tries to learn how to play, only to get bullied by supachats again and nearly cry.
>>27430496yea, it's def Nujabes style
>>27430419You know the rules, and so do I
>>27430501I mean, not gonna lie, I do feel like I have a crush on herAll harmless though no doubt...
>>27429874Mori's Recorder for Your Soul
>>27430384Why does she keep doing this bros... She says the things I want in my girlfriends...Is she the one?
The "incident" with Amelia was just a small bump on the road. Goslings are back more numerous than ever.
>>27430326thats just because they wanna see the new update tho...right?
>>27430449That would be my ideal collab. Mori and Towa both have voices I can listen to for hours. Plus they can play up that they both live in the demon world.>Bibi knocks over a bottle and laps the wine up
>>27430422
>>27430434Secret
>>27430318>>27430380Oh i'm sure that now people are catching up on that, but during the first week she still was going balistic and i'm sure that the majority wasn't aware of who she was before.
>>27430532I heard that while I was working earlier and my heart hurt a lot. She handled it really well.
I hope Ame does mind being seen on a Date with a girl..
>>27430532She picked the questions.
>>27430419Together forever and never to part
>>27430532it's really not funny. i get that she chose the question, but if the guy who asked it knew then he's a dick.
>Stream starting at 6 am PSTWelp there go my sleep reps, better get the coffee ready
>>27430541I'd prefer she do it during our date, but that's okay too.
>>27430044God I hate dressing like that.Fuck dress shirts, fuck tucking, and fuck khakis.
>>27430501ame? no way, but sharks karaoke was different
>>27430336what sort of plugins do they have on that server? I know they have something that lets them have a resource world that respawns everything but im haven't noticed anything like tree capacitor or a store>>27430376my line of thinking>>27430394my main thought with that is that they'll bump into JP holos all the time, which could make things awkward since two can't speak JP at all and 1 of those two can't read any at all either. the lag could be an issue too considering how things went with the mori/kiara+gura/ame/ina collabs
When was the last time /hlgg/ went on a date? Mine was July of 2016 and it was set up by coworkers
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOuI4OqJfQc
>>27430511Don't bully buffet anon
>>27430564uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh bros????
>>27430532What did she say?
>>27430564What the fuck
>>27430384Sorry guys I accidentally came on her dress before she went out lole! Don't worry she's coming
>>27429874Live Again > Reaper ka Rapper > Please RIP > Deadbeats
>>27430564doxxing your sister isn't the best idea
>>27430564Girlsling...
>>27430564TEAMATES?
>>27430559>>27430570What happened?
>>27430564Cute
>>27430564L O N D O NONDON
>>27430554The endless storm is coming
>>27430564OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HOLY SHITL O N D O N ONDON
>>27430564Ohnonnono
>>27430564Dayum sis
>>27430564L O N DO NONDON
>>27430460Would be wise if it wasnt, wont reach 100k if she does. 100% going to be archived though.
>>27430564MEIDO HELP
>>27430564cute tits
>>27430044Ryan Gosling confirmed teamate
>>27430564GET OUT GET GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>that pictureOK I'm out. See you when Gura's stream starts
>>27430581Theme for laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
>>27430564
>>27430564LONDON
>>27430564Uhhhhh
>>27430564um this wasn't in the narrative...bros?
>>27430512She just wants to rap and make music man.
>>27430532surprised she even allowed that question to be included.
>>27430564>has to post photos of herselfWhy are women like this
>>27430564>Google returns nothingOh my.
>>27430564TEAM GOSLING CANNOT STOP WINNING HOLY SHIT
>>27430564GIRLSLING POSTERGIRLSLING POSTER
>>27430044Haha bro what if we just went to the arcade together lol, wouldn't that be hilarious?
>>27430564>Those fingernailsHoly yuck. Why the fuck do you chew on them?
>>27430585>>27430585She said her parents are on a different timeline because she's a time traveler and she was raised by her aunt on this timeline instead.
>>27430577are you married nownever. everyone here is either a single mother, married, or a terrible alcoholic sometimes with additional drug issues
>>27430564WHAT THE FUCK SHES ONE OF US
>>27430564CUTE
>>27430596her roommate is an orphan
>>27430403Never forget Mori's fat tits
>>27430564>>27430044Just fuck already
>>27430532I doubt to average viewer has dug though her personal life to know that's a fucked up question to ask her
>>27430564There goes the thread
Holy shit, see you faggots when my Daughter streams.
>>27430564You look very cute sis. I'm sure Ame will think so too.
>>27430641No. She disappeared
>>27430564>amefags are literal womenLOL
>>27430564NIGGERMAN TASUKEEEEETEEEEEE
>>27430564i have already came to your tits
>>27430564TEAMATES I KNEEL
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s Ghostface costume!”“Ghostface...? Wait, are you talking about Calli?”>”Yeah, yeah. You like scawy movies and all that!”“Try again, Homestar.”>”Oh, okay. Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s Bloody Mawy costume!”“...you know, Calli would probably take that as a compliment.”
>>27430564Jesus fucking christ
>>27430044>This is the average GoslingfagChumbuddies, what the fuck
>>27430564no going to lie, I love this trend.
>>27430564LONDONONDON
>>27430596her parents are dead
>>27430577Never.
So how many more anons are gonna post themselves so we can all suck their dicks until the stream starts?
>>27430008This better prove if they have any chemistry or what.
>>27430564uhm bros? shoul i call you sisters from now on?
>There's attr*ctive people in this thread right now>There's w*m*n unironicallyTerrible. Hard Yab. Not Poggers.Im closing this thread, i feel horrible.
>>27430564anon its not nice to upload pics of your relatives
Glad to see Goslings are real the real winners.
>>27430564>no resultsLondon?
>left thread a week ago for turning into a hugbox>come back>its even worse nowSo this is the power of EOPs...
>>27430564>That dress looks great on you>I bet it'll look better on my floorHow fast do your panties fall when she says that to you, sis?
>>27430564This needs to stop.
>date hasn't started and the thread is already a trainwreck
>member only streamShit, I'm debating whether or not I want to become an Amelia member since I left Gura's membership
>>27430564can we get a meido in here
>>27430564Nice dress... and tits
>>27430532What's the deal with her parents?
>>27430044god i wish that was me
Stream hasn't even started and the thread is already like this, amazing.
>>27430655based
>>27430532>manager didn't filter this>amelia let this happen>literally autistic v tuber batmanBreh moment alright
>>27430044>>27430564you better FUCKdo it for us
>>27430564YOU'RE CUTE
>>27430564Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>27430577About a year ago
this thread is fucking basedproof that teamates and goslings are the best posters
Oh man this thread is gonna be an extra level of cancer isn't it
>Teamates are fit guys and girlsWhat?
>>27430694The power of Goslings to be precise. At least our numberfags will go into overdrive in an hour. Until then, just hide.
This shithole is really /r9k/ during Ame hours. I'm out
I will never make fun of teamates ever again. At my best I'm 5/10.
>>27430570said her parents are on a different timeline (dead).But her aunt is taking care of her, and when asked she said her aunt would support her no matter what she does even going to clown school. So now she wants to pay back her aunt for always supporting her.
Brothers, keep your eyes to Allah. Do not give in.
>>27430564Sorry honey, Ame likes em small
AHHHHHH FUCK WHATS HAPPENING
The stream hasn't even started and I'm already laughing my ass off.
>>27430728Oh yeah.
>>27430728It hasn't even begun yet.
>>27430728We're going where no rrat has ventured before.
Should i just fuck off until Gura start?
>>27430733Don't worry, i'm not
>female gosling teammateWhat...the fuck...
>>27430628probably so people would stop asking about her parents
>>27430564>not even showing tits or a timestampHow you retards fall for this shit
>>27430564if the goslings were a gaggle of pathetic yurifags this entire time that explains a lot
/hlgg/ - Cams and Meetups
>>27430728ogey
>>27430728yeah
Looks like yurichads win again, again.
>>27430728i hope amefags get rangebanned
>>27430576>awkwardThat's part of the charm, though. The girls already know some basic jap, enough to convey what they're trying to say but still on the level where funny and awkward situations would arise. Just like Moona, really. That's how the core jap audience will get to know the EN's and vice-versa. It's all part of the plan.
>>27430577Never
>>27430749And miss all the fun?
Did by best, but perspective is hard. Looking forward to my date with Amelia
>I have to sit and work and read people reacting to Ame's date at work>because she made it TWO FUCKING HOURS EARLY
>>27430757Newfags
>>27430716>both dress up as Ame>>27430728Get out while you still can do reps play video just anything
>>27430749I'm leaving anyways
>>27430327it's a long story/10
>>27430577Kissless Virgin, I've never been on a date, but I've hugged/been hugged by girls.What do you even do on a date? I just assume you go watch a movie and eat a meal together or something like that, just hanging out?
>>27430759I fucking hate Watson hours.
>>27430737wholesome
>>27430728We might one up the dog fuckers /hlg/ tonight
i wish i had alcohol for this.
now for the chumbuddies, chickenfags, and deadbeats to reveal themselves
Inside the mind of a Gosling
>>27430768it's a good attempt anon.
>>27430728Honestly... i cant wait for it Pekobros
Do you think she'll like my fit? She said business casual.
Holy shit this thread
>>27430733>he thinks thats /fit/anonchama
>>27430716>>27430655>Start thinking the girl in the dress looks nice>Fucking immediately after I think that, you 2 faggots hook him up with the chad from earlierCucked the fucking second I even consider it, I fucking hate everything.
>>27430733condomates you mean
>>27430768nice, anon
>>27430768Keep up those reps, anon!
>>27430714It's probably better to get a question like this out of the way as early as possible to avoid having it brought up again in the future. Newfags still will, but at least now she's justified in ignoring it.
>>27430728Yse, it will be bad
Nice /soc/ thread you globalfags. We're laughing at you.
>it got deletedGuys come on even the guy who got raped isnt going nuts over this. You can do better.
Can we temporarily make a /ggg/ thread just so I don't have to share a thread with goslingposters during the Gura stream?
>>27430768How do you cross up Vega?Nice art, keep it up.
>>27430757>Not playing alongHow you retard have any fun?
>>27430680>>27430649Well that sucks ass.
>>27430768This is a good concept for an image anon, I like it. Looks a bit wonky right now but I bet you keep practicing and using references and you can redraw it looking great soon.
>>27430554Start digging a hole
>>27430790ANOTHER ONE
>>27430768Cute, keep at it anon.
>>27430785This isn't fucking facebook nigga
>>27430564Nice boobs, dude.
>1 non member in the streamwhat
>>27430790She'll like the cut of your jib.
>ameliabros/sisters are normal looking peoplewow
>>27430774Usually you go eat something, do something fun, and get to know each other. Movies aren't recommended usually because the two of you don't talk
>>27430804Go fuck a dog
>>27430764gura was just saying things in english with an accent during their jp only challenge last night
>>27430684If I wasnt ugly you can bet your ass I'd be posting teamate or not.
>>27430577>When was the last timehaha... yeah...
>>27430705Batman
>>27430804Who's "we" you're talking about?
>>27430755that's a good reason yeah. She had a bitter sweet answer to it too.>>27430749Probably, this is going to be gosling central. It might be funny as hell but you have zero chance of holding a discussion here.
>>27430577A year ago.. My boss, she was married. I didn't say no
>>27430790A tie is a bit too formal.
>>27430749Your going to miss the fun anon
ARE YOU READY?!
IT TIME. Shit my heart is pounding. Hold me brosand girl
>>27430777hey, at least we won't be dealing with actual dogfuckers unlike in the other thread
WHY ARE TEAMATES FULL OF CHADS AND TRAD WIVES?
>>27430790you folks better be getting 3 days
>>27430252My cringe reaper can't be this CUTE!
>>27430790Remove the tie
>>27430792>fit is /fit/I've seen what /fit/ posters look like, it's not pretty
>>27430790NICE COUCH
>>27429874bros I JUST realizedLIVE AGAINbecause like>it's about Mori saying goodbye to her old self (old life) and establishing a new one while still following her old dream. Essentially living again>it's also about the passions you pursue in your daily life and those things keep you alive, making you live again for one more day>while the person she wants to see again sometime is clearly us, her new audience, in an invitation to come back to her stream sometime, it's also her wanting to revisit the person she was before and not wanting to forget her, even her old sould will be kept alive for some time>and of course "LIVE" again as in going live, for a new streamBROS
>>27430826anon those are just the people comfortable sharing pictures of themselves... so the minority
>>274305772010, I think.I just gave up and embraced solitude after that. Its not so bad.
>>27430836>tfw no sugar momma
>>27430795are you the 'this pathetic post made him cum' anon? since you have that kind of energy
>>27429914
>>27430852You're going away for keepsTen years lawbreaker
Why are people panicking about the thread? Anything is better than narrative shitstorms
>>27430849Because Ame is the /pol/ refugee's holo of choice
>>27430817Tell her some your mom jokes
If you actually got dressed up for this you need some help, and I know some of you did...
>>27430790>No images results My god...
>>27430564>this got deleted but not reviewbrah's clone from last threadactually that's pretty understandable, too bad
>>27430653I now understand why Kiara is so desperate
>>27430849>tradthose chubby fingers and chewed fingernails say otherwise.
Today’s the day that Shark will eat Pekora. I am actually kinda sad about this, I fucking love the dumb meme rabbit.
>>27430864No, I haven't seen that post.
Where were you when teammates are actually chads and cute girls and /hlg/ was confirmed dog fuckers.
>>27430790hello Reviewbrah
>>27430864Holy shit, I forgot about that guy
>>27430790why do you guys have fancy furniture?
>>27430859I'm proud of you Anon, even if it took you a bit to get there.
>>27430873Because Amelia antis want the narrative shitstorms.
>>27430653No way thats her.
nice exif data faggots
Biggest fucking twist in all of /hlgg/, the one narrative we could never come up with.Teamates are somehow the only group that mixes ugly incels and fit, attractive people together.what the fuck?
>Ame is late for our dateShould I call her? Does that come across as clingy?
>>27430841please... no technical difficulties...
>>27430653Nice
>stood upbros...
>>27430883GIVE IT BACK MY DAUGHTER IS STARVING and yeah, I do too
>>27430841Tell me more about that new song
>>27430841I won't be able to watch it for another 24 hours.
>>27430899I hope people realize these are most likely just stock images of people
>>27430883GIVE IT BACK
Where were you when Teachads won?
>>27430577Never. Was never interested in any girls my age for anything except looks (in which case those girls ended up being the school bike). There was my oneitis, but i don't even know if she's single again and i'm afraid of rejection (while i doubt she hates me, i'm not very popular as you can see by me being here). Work minimum wagecuck job so every girl i work with is either mentally ill, or an underaged spic, so my preferences can never be met.
>>27430887It's just one person passing her up and in a completely different playing field. Pekora will still be the same.
>>27430577Never, i fucking do Lars every time a girl asks me out
maybe the real date experience is being ghosted
>she's late
>>27430903Not today, we're on a date, gotta behave.
>>27430924do yuo rele belev
>>27429734Ready and waiting. Glad I got prepared early.>>27430044Lookin fresh Teachad.>>27430171Sure.>>27430564She's made it pretty clear she's fine with girls, too.>>27430728You fucking know it, r.ratAlright, I'm out of here, I don't want to be rude to Ame.
>>27430883STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>27430790>My sadness is immeasurable, and my Date is ruined.
>/soc/ tier posts>/r9k/ tier postsDo you guys really...?
IT'S TIME
fuck your exclusive date retards, ive got a date with a shark
>>27430898I can't, it makes me laugh every so often.
>stood you all upMust feel like real life.
Did those people who posted pictures get banned? I was gonna post a pic cause it seems relevant to the stream but now..
Are you ready bros?
Who HololiveEN idol story do you want to see it animated? >Story A) someone who grew up without parents / had a traumatizing childhood / no friends because of social anxiety / decided to work hard and stream as nobody for many years as a degen / finally rewarded to be a member of HololiveEN.>Story B) someone who grew up with a perfect family / no friends in real life due to being an introvert / knows a few instruments and can draw professionally / wants to be an idol to make friends and connect with the audience. >Story C) someone who grew up in a mysterious family / sings extremely well and is funny / was already well-known for making meme videos but decided to be an idol because why not? / feels stressed because everyone has a higher expectation for her/ no true friends to play games and drink with until meeting a special someone in HololiveEN.
She's running late. Should I pick her up myself?
>>27430916Hold on bro, I'm almost done with her
I'm so nervous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
we're gonna have enough for a fucking collage aren't we
>>27430924D Y R B
how hard will ame apologize for changing the schedule?
OH FUCK SHE'S HERE WTF DO WE DO!?!?!?!
>>27430909Come over to my house, we can have some pizza while we watch the stream
>>27430905Yes it's Anon
It's starting.
It has begun. Ameliachads, rise and shine. Our date starts now.
>>27430883I hope you understand what you’ve done by stealing Gura’s bread, you thief.
>>27430940Based
>>27430868Look, its very funny, you're gonna laugh.Are you laughing? Great!
>>27430859I genuinely hadn't thought of the double meaning for live as in living and livestreaming.Mori's got pretty good wordplay, huh? maybe she should be a rapper or somethin
have any of the english holos committed warcrimes yet? and if not why not?
Shes playing with us..This is why I didn't want a gf
>>27430956this is truly the real dating a girl experience.
>>27430577Just under 2 years ago now, i'm retarded though and didn't do anything with it.
Thanks meido.
It's up. I recommend anyone who actually wants to discuss Gura Minecraft go to /hlg/ or something, this thread is gonna be a ride.
Are we going to hold hands with Amelia? On our first date already?
>>27430929Let the oneitis go. You'll be much happier
>>27430940THOSE SHADES ARE RAD AS FUCK
>invites teamates to date>ghosts them>gets dicked by N**t instead while sending apology texts in chatcan't make this shit up
>>27430952post them when the stream starts, not on this hour
>>27430653holy shit I've never seen a pic of her roommate from that perspectiveim literally goslinging right now, FUCK
>>27430859here's another one for you: ya boi - yabai
>>27430981>She's actually here laughing at us
>>27430981Girls always run late bro. Please be patient.
>>27430960Yes we will Anon just add this when one is made
hey, newfag-kun reportingwatched kiara today, and dare i say wtf i like kiara now. she's for sure the best out of 4 at this streaming thing, truly a natural: she can talk, it's not awkward, her laugh isn't forced, good stories, nice personality. Her design is kind of a mess tho.still like ina, she seems like a nice person; her gambling addiction seems rather cute too (for now).the other two are pretty meh for me so far.still haven't seen mori, she always streams when i sleep.matane, anons
>>27430986we got 40 minutes of goslingposting to do first
>>27430956You wait at the date location bro, I'm driving her there, should takes a few mins.
>>27430956Well she's two hours early so...
>>27430956I fucking bet someone pointed out this thread and she had to come check it out and have a giggle.
>>27430577>haven't been on a date with my wfie since Valentine's this year
>>27430940this must be the most legit image out of all the /soc/ pics here
>>27430960We'd better
>>27430981She's here. Calm fucking down
>>27430981It's all roleplaying anyway
the sooner you realize that all women, real or virtual, are a waste of time, the happier you all will be
>>27430956>running two hours early
>>27430978Gura, Ame, and Kiara have all violated Chinese sovereignty
>>27430564GIRLSLING
>>27430940Nice Jim Sterling shades
IT'S STARTINGLet's show her a good time, Teachads.
>>27430564If you make it please record those hot rubbing sessions with Ame + Gura for us!
>>27430981>>27430956I've experienced this before. She's gonna show up with her friends and laugh at you for thinking it was actually real. I'm just gonna skip the laughing part and go to bed. I thought I actually had a real chance this time, since it was a fake date....
>>27430940HOLY BASED
Having a 70-waffle dinner with Amelia!
This is like a car crash in slow motion
>>27430439sorry anon our date accepts romantic yet sexually aggressive white european men only
>milks Goslings for money>first response to learning that Goslings are idolfags is to double down on the GFE even harder>gates literal dating experience shit behind jewish memberships>constantly late for her own streamsAme is the worst of the 5
>>27430956dedicated gf bit
>>27430917Mori's hosting on her new pc so it'll hopefully be fine.
>>27430799Tru
>>27430940BASED
>girlfriend makes a date for 10pm>texts me she changed it to 8pm>shows up late
I love shark chunny so much!https://twitter.com/troutmann05/status/1306289612910784513?s=19
>>27430981that's how girls really are anon
Is this going to be archived?
WHAT THE FUCK????
>>27430976She actually pronounces the title as "live" as in livestreaming and note as in life.
AHHHHHHHH FUCK HELP
>>27430688Anon your self improvement reps you can do it I believe in you
KINO
what is this
Holy shit
WE GET A DATE NIGHT INTRO
Oh my god this intro
HOLY SHIT
KINOKINOKINO
HOLY FACK
>Whats happeningwhats happening>whats happeningwhats happening
HOLY SHIT THE DATE IS REAL
OH SHIT
PRERECORDED
>All these blogpostsThat's why you're the laughingstock of /jp/, globaltards.
>>27430705What parents?
I'm losing my mind
The production value
NANI
now THIS is kino!
>>27431048just like real life dating. Ame is fucking amazing holy shit
prerecorded date
>>27430887Yes, I am a numberfag but I'm keeping my eye on the AI's... I already have the 2 Ai's TLOU edits. It's about goddamn time somebody dethrone her and BTFO Aifags.FUcking 3 years I've waited for this.
MY SIDES AME GIVE ME BACK MY SIDES
>>27431064Hey no fucking leaking!
Cute intro
>>27431033yeah it's great
SEE YOU LATER FUCKING LOSERSIMAGINE NOT BUYING WATCOINS
HOLY SHIT KINO OPENING
REAL DATE
>>27430940Your ears look like they are sliding off your face lmfao
>>27431059Im actually the same self improvement guy from the other thread.It doesnt stop.
HOLY SHIT AME MY BODY IS READY
LETS GOOOOOOOO DESU WAAAA
>>27431079You niggas fuck dogs, don't even start this shit
Goslings own ferraris? How do we keep winning?
That car thing was kinda cute ngl
>Car ride with BGM playing on the radioFucking kino
taking my wife on a date, see you later virgins.
>>27431079go back to your shit thread with no image limit
>>27430940>>27430171 here The mask gets in the way but you're surprisingly pulling it off, shades should look ridiculous but they fit
>Mad a girl took long to get readyYou really are unicorns without ever being near a woman, aren't you?
>>27431049repost
wait who the hell is driving
fucking kino holy shit
KINO KINO KINO
I CANT STOP SMILING, HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU AMELIA
she knows exactly what she's doing and it's based
salman
>>27430940Those fucking shades got a decent chuckle out of me. Teamates, you guys are alright.
>>27431122me
NO HATNO COATI'M READY FOR OUR DATE
>>27431036dare I saw, based?
Violence. Speed. Momentum.
>>27431079yeah while you deal with dogs in the other thread lmao
Bros... we did it.
>>27431036Gets pissed when the goblings stumble upon her old shit Q&A page with juicy info.
>>27430940>>27431113Based
>already got a pre recorded footage for all future dates as wellclever
Date with Amelia!
Kinography
>>27431118But I don't have a drivers license...
>>27431079They hate him, but he spoke the truth.
>>27431024>Amei belev it but when?
>>27431122neetman
this is the most cringe shit I've seen in a whileI didn't think teacucks could get anymore pathetic jesus christ
I'M SMILING SO HARD RN BROS
>>27431113>Chad ritualposteryour posts are my favorite
>>27431048it's a true gf experience and HOLY SHIT SHES GETTING CHANGED IN FRONT OF ME
>>27430705They're still alive, but not in this timeline anon...
>>27431079Learn to have fun. Feel free to laugh at this thread.
>>27431142Oh my fucking god.
>nightcall plays in the background
>>27431142
>>27431113don't shoot your dick off
So what you're saying Amelia is that I... Drive?
h..have fun at the date bros...
>>27431113>gun down your pantsanon please, you already have a set of guns right there, why ruin the look with a third?
>>27430960I hope not since it'll just end up on reddit.
>>27431113HE'S GOT A GUN
>>27431113>skinheadfucking based
>>27431122me on the driver's seat
>>27431122Who was phone?
>>27431049
>>27431135based
>>27430702BRUUUUUHTHEY GOT SKEE BALL IN HERE????
>>27431122MeI..... I drive
I'm ready boys.
>>27431142Gold
Are anons hosting Ina's movie watchalong tomorrow? Color Out of Space was kino.
>>27431142perfect
>>27431142oh fuck...
I'm grinning like such a retard right now and i'm suposed to be a normie
>>27431142The return of the Driver
>>27431142I love this kek
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAMI AM A MEMBER AND IVE REFRESHED YOUTUBE 500 TIMES IT DOESNT SHOW UP
Boy, this thread is gonna be something
>>27430940You look like your motives are very complex.
>>27431142HOLY BASED
>>27430960You fucker.
I drive
I fucking missed the first 20 mins because youtube's shit notification system doesnt show for members only streams
I'm happy to see you teamates so happy like this as corny as it sounds.
>>27431049I didn't need to see that.
>birthday mode>it's my birthdayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27430564>ringDoes your husband know you're cheating on him with an anime girl
>>27430940You look like you could be the original creator of the Watson concoction
>>27431201Go to the member tab
>>27431186You gonna go into an Arcade barefoot? That ain't ready
>>27431142Drivechads can't stop winning.
>>27431113Based
oh no, Ame's going to resurrect Driveposting
what did 5ch mean by this?
>>27431186I hope your planning on putting shoes on for the date.
IT'S NOT MY FAULTI USED ALL MY MONEY FOR TOKENNNSSS
>>27431201ive got you brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0&feature=emb_title
Norfbros, wots our narrtiv’ fer this?
>>27431201"Elementary, my dear" ritualposter has the link. Scroll up.
see you later bros, I want to pay attention to my date
>>27431135I was almost afraid you wouldn't make it. Also, based
>>27431201go to her channel, community tab, every member stream is like this
>>27431142MASTERPIECE FUKKEN SAVED
>>27431113https://streamable.com/qesesw
>>27431142REALHUMANBEAN
>>27431142God damn it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WATSON
>>27431142basado
WHY AM I SO SWEATY RIGHT NOW
>>27431201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0Youtube is retarded and you have to go the Community tab for it to show up
>>27431166>b-but it's fun!That's the same reason why this thread is shit. You fuckers refuse to gatekeep and encourage those awful blogposts. Enjoy people posting their selfies for the upcoming 10 threads.
>>27430960i would love that
>>27431186Absolute /fa/chad move going to a date without shoes. What a flex.
I'm ready bros
>>27431154gamer country mention way back in one of the early streams, didn't specify it as an independent nation though so not actually anything even to the CCP
>>27430581Superb fucking taste anonAlso https://youtu.be/Gru4IfbKlfU
>>27431142fucking based I love you guys
>>27431223Bobbu
>>27431113>dat tuckIs that an 80% glawk I see?I knew teamates were based
https://poal.me/668tgw
>>27431201Go to the community section on her channel.
>>27431186Looks like a boomer
>>27431223>I have a ask
>>27431226fuckin lel
can someone restream please?
>the state of this threadamefags calm your autism
>>27431142kekd
>>27430352She's German
>>27430917>NEO Kiara is going to show up with a pegging belt ready to quit the flirting and get down to business with Cali once and for all>She's confident because her last stream worked wonders.>Turns out she didn't realize it but her PCs plug is loose and she loses her stream during the collab>Gets depressed, starts crying and begging Calli to put on the belt and shove it up her ass>She forgot to turn off mic and shows how slutty and unstable she is to all dead deats>Fed up, Calli unfriends her and starts to avoid her for real.
I hope JP holos are taking notes, I’d love to see these cute intros for the others as well, though probably none of them know shit about video editing to do something like this.
>>27431142holy fuckAlso, where's a link to a stream? Don't tell me nobody's streaming this to poorfags
>>27431186those are some fuckin GREAT pants anon
Chumbuddies, have you prepared for the stream? Is your water bottle filled?
>>27431253>>27431224>>27431218Can't play pinball with shoes on. Need to win Ame a prize.
>>27429738
>me and my gf bullying robotfags from /r9k/im in love bros
>>27431282Feels great to not be a blogposting faggot
Anyone ready for the Sat trinity streams?
>>27431214Fuck, I guess we really are just gossiping housewives
>>27431186You dress like my grandfather.
>>27431289Fuck off poorfag
We need a bunker to get away from these amefags
Can someone explain to me why anons latch on to drive so much?He ended up with the dude's wife and his son
>holoEN will fail>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl>Gura will never beat Mori>Gura will never get above 300k>Gura will never beat the 5th gen>Gura will never beat Roboco>Gura will never get above 400k>Gura will never beat Sora>Gura will never beat Watame>Gura will never beat Suisei>Gura will never beat Miko>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Noel>Gura will never beat Rushia>Gura will never beat Matsuri>Gura will never get above 600k>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA>Gura will never beat Senchou>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon>Gura will never get above 700k>Gura will never beat Aqua(YOU ARE HERE)>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never get above 800k>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never get above 900k>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPIONMinecraft in t minus 35. Where are my CHUMBUDS at? We are reaching farther in the Elite Four arc.Post HER theme.
>That signNARRATIVE?
>>27431288Botan did something like this during her debut but hasn't since.
Figures that the arcade, and this thread, are full of robots.
Not gonna lie, really wanna see what fucked up shit Amelia planned to throw everyone off this gf simulator in the most kino way possible
>>27431257spooky skelebro
>>27431282let them have their fun, fellow tentacultist
THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT YOU BOYBUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME
>>27431223I love that japanese people always go for names like Bob and Steve, there's never a Kyle typing a post.
>>27431142FUCKING
>>27431317We called ahead.
>>27431314Because the strong silent type is totally just like me bro!
Leave the date to me.
This is not a date, this is just a kusogameI've been lied to
>>27431317>LARS party centerSHE HAS BEEN HERETHERE'S NO WAY SHE HASNT
>>27431257wtf is wrong with that dude
>>27431289go fuck yourself poorfag
holy fuckthe minecraft stream is soon?
No one else showed up for Amelia's birthday party...
>>27431289anonchama...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=porsb6Xo-4cOld pc-kun...
Why the fuck is our date at Chuck E Cheese?
>>27431282shut upthis is our time right nowyou can look down on us the other 23 hours of the day
>>27431339kek
>>27431316>Post HER theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>27429738This Hololive Global fyi. Japan is in the Globe.
>>27431142holy fuck
>>27431186hey you literally dress like me pop
>>27431317LARS VIP??
>>27431317Larsbros...
>>27431317No fucking way, for real?
>>27431317shes been here since debut anon
>>27431322She won't do this. Contrary to what schizos think, she isn't actually toying with her fans. She genuinely wants everyone to be happy, even if it means feeding them a whole lot of lies.
>>27431317pretty sure that's the default of the game, but enjoy the narrative.
>>27431289Someone will have a mega up afterwards 100% guaranteed. Just shut up and let it be posted leech.
>>27430577Explicitally romantic? 2015
Thank god I don't have to pay for dinner... I didn't bring my wallet.
>>27431316>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl>Gura will never beat Morishouldn't those be switched?
>>27431317We booked the whole place anon.
>>27431142KINO
>>27431257it's a date brother, you not taking her to the gym
>>27431248Times change, I just go with the flow instead of being incessantly mad at everything. If the thread is shit for me I'll just leave like the selfish prick I am.
>Thank Uncle Phil
>going out with a girl that is daily dicked by someone elselmao cuc ks are legit pathetic
>>27431311>>27431348wow. Teamates? More like fagmates. Worse fanbase ever
>>27431294stay hydrated and pee often
imagine not giving up $5 for this
>KEK
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1314315065009426432Bros look at me! I can do the I pose!
>Cuckoo coinsUUHHHHHHHHHHH
>cuck coinsDo amefags really?
>>27431113Are you that happy to see us or is that a... oh
>>27431385Oh I'm not mad at all, I'm just laughing at all of you.
>>27430998>teammates fuck eachother instead
>>27431380lol, they're literally robots
>>27431317Ok, I'll be that guy.What the fuck is Lars?
>cuck coinsI'm wheezing
>KEKoo coins
>Cuckoo coinsThats for all the poorfags that couldnt come on the date
>>27431386yes that's the joke good job
>>27431386Let me boys tell you something about women
>>27431330I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALLTO TELL YOUHOW I F E E L
>>27431317>Lars viptop fucking kek
>>27431379They're effectively the same thing for as long as Mori is firmly in second.
>>27431394ogey
>KEKyou Coins
>>27431402
Tamamo I only have 1 monitor so I can't do anything else.
>>27431393Yeah well at least we have girls in our corner tribalfag
why is this membership content?
>>27431079it's just one group of fans that does this shit. they're not all like that, but everyone here who's like that is one of them.
>>27431402nice job
>>27431079Go back to hlg real ass dog fucker
>>27431289Pretty sure I heard her mention the VOD will go live after 24 hours for non-members.
>>27431289The vod will be up tomorrow buddy
>>27431403>>27431404>>27431411500IQ game choice for that moment
Imaging taking your autistic gf Amelia on a date and she starts getting tilted by the arcade games
>>27431394
>>27431186Watch out for any big guys
>>27431142love it
a
people spent money on this
>>27431304That Musedash and Matrix overlap... I'd probably have to watch Ina even though I've watched The Matrix beforeI'll download the stream anyway
>>27431142>>27431219>>27431167>>27431169>>27431187>>27431382>>27431192>>27431193>>27431195>>27431197>>27431202>>27431238>>27431241>>27431242>>27431246>>27431261>>27431283>>27431289>>27431334>>27431361I don't get it, neither the gosslingposting. What should I be looking at?
>>27431430Because it's fucking awesome
>>27431427Holy shit, the absolute state
Coupon fresh outta the oven
>chicken and reaper minecraft collab>putting their minecraft beds together
>>27431426imagine only having one monitor
>Amelia tilting over fucking skeeballI love this autist
>already ragingSasuga, Watchama
>>27431430to filter poorfags
>>27431447Anon... so did you
>>27431447It was either this or your mom, this seemed like a better time.
>a little bit too hard
>>27431491Haven't you got a date to be on Amelia?
>>27431135Based
>>27431282Nah dude, this thread is gold
>>27431410From the movie "lars and the real girl" staring ryan gosling
>>27431410Don't even bother replying to Ame posts if you haven't watched every Ame stream what the fuck
>>27431449
Missed the first 10 minutes, how was it?
>>27430685They don't. Calli is too reserved and takes her tsun too seriously. Im sure Pollo Loco (Fusion con Pirata) can take her role much better, but I don't trust in Calli.
if the shark can't top this level of quality for her membership stream then whats the fucking point?
>cuck coinsNo...this can't be happening to me
posting to +1
I hope Gura's taking notes from Ame for her campfire membership stream.
>>27430044I KNEEL
Ah yes Amelia you are quite proficient at playing with balls.
>>27431491
>>27431113>Plastic with business casualThe dress code called for steel at least.
>>27429952To all the Minecraft players:How difficult is it to build an underwater city in Minecraft?Is Undersea building interesting to watch?
anontans...I'm so fucking happy right now, using my coupon.I'm glad to be a teammate. I love Amelia-tan. I love you guys.Keep up your reps, we're gonna make it.
do you guys think gura's roomie has a danger hair?
>>27431522kino, make sure to watch the reupload
>>27431540Last night I girlfriend button your mother?
>>27431470>Niggerman seal of qualitynice
What the hell is this game called.
>>27431413Aaaaaaahh it's not fair
I regularly take my medication
>>27431522She orgasmed live on stream
>>27431448>only membered to Gura>everyone else's membership content is in conflict with Gura streamsLove all of them but I'm kinda glad they keep making the decision so easy
>>27431186Top hat or blue shirt?
"a big nut"
>little brother called me out on being a memberJesus Christ this is embarrassing.
Let's do what /hlg/ did and speedrun to the image limit to shit on blogposters.
>>27431558The Coin Game
>>27431543Probably very difficult on survival, EZ on creative
>>27431540Last night I Amelia Button James Bonded your mother?
>>27431558Coin game
>>27431540Bond burger?
>>27431535What's there to take notes of? It's a disaster
>>27431558The coin game
>>27429728Why can't I see this on shark's channel? Is google already fucking with her?
>>27431449She is catering to the Goslings intentionally. They are being played like a fiddle, again.
>>27431370She kept winking while saying """"""date"""""""" during her Q&A so I'm assuming there's more this than we think. Or at least a return of the Watson Concoction
>prize catalog right in front of her>WEHRE IT SAYDSP-chama...
>>27431576Imagine being a pussy, who gives a fuck
>>27431576You have to own it
>>27431544Based
thread slows to a crawl as we all are glued to the date
>>27431352>400k celebration streamBased, I was hoping she'd do one.
>>27431577
>>27431573
>>27431573put on some socks bro. youre not gonna make it like that
>>27431473Will Kiara have a secret temple for her Pekora worship?
>>27431540>Last night I teamating pressed your mother
I'm going to miss the first hour. Keep my little sister entertained for me, please.
>>27431594>played like a fiddle>implying im not getting what i want
>>27431470Hey my water mark
>>27431598It's a cheeky date, but it's still a date.
Am not a die hard fan of chicken but i dont mindlessly hate her either. Today's stream was the first one i could watch live but i wasnt too trilled with her potty mouth. I guess her english comes off as blunt and uses swears as linguistic crutch but would much prefer if you could tone it down a bit. Gura and Ina have been great on that aspect.
>>27431577ogey
>>27431573Tuck your shirt in, wear a belt, the other hat, and get some snappy shoes.
Couponfags, please make 3 different coupons of Ryan Gossling.
What would a Gura date be like?
>>27431535no need. gura already knows how to do a campfire karaoke show.
>>27431576whoop his fucking ass
>>27431617Invest in a belt
>>27431576holy fuck did she read my blogpost earlier?
>>27431417What's a woman?
do you have a kit kat?
The outfit posting was funny the first couple of times, please stop
>>27431627Oki doki chumbuddy
>we arent monetizedSomeone should probably tell her
>>27431627you got it chumbud
>>27431617Perfect.
>Ame litteringHuman garbage.
>>27431577Sure
Do you think Amelia would be mad if I suggested we grab lunch at the arcade, or should we go somewhere else? Arcade food isn't that bad, right?
>>27431449baitposter, ryan gosling starred in a movie called "drive," where he drove various cars as a unnamed getaway driverhowever the back seat looks like none of the cars the driver in "drive" drove. it's not a reference to anything. they're going nuts over literally nothing. nothing new here.
>people itt would beat each other up to drink from that gamer cup
>>27431592it took a long time to show up for me, but it did eventually.
oh no not this game
>>27431598>>27431634Wait til the end. Im sure she has a surprise cause she put dinner as well on the title.
>Leaves an open can of soda in the middle of the floorWatson, Your aunt raised you better than that.
P-Pls don't hit me Ame it's just a game, everyone's watching...
>>27431573cut your toenails
>>27431627no prob, brother in law.
ehh rip archived if she plays copyright music. well im recording this just in case stuff like this happen lol
>>27431594>Goslings actually pay for this shit.>She delivers.Which part of this shit is "being played like a fiddle" retardchaama?
Alright anons you got 50k tickets what prize do you give ame
>>27431665The option doesn't show for me
Tending to Ame's bruised hand after an entire stream of desk slamming!
>>27431617That shirt is better. Maybe lose the hat, get a belt.
>>27431627Stay hydrated, chumbud.
Amelia....My money.....
>>27431660only one piece and it's mine
>ywn take your autistic gf to the arcade where she causes a huge incident about hitting a machine and you take her to mcdonalds for chicken nuggies until she stops screaming
>>27431651We go to some park and try to eat the ducks
>>27431577yes ma'am
Can we talk about something else?
>>27431522Playback's enabled anon..
>>27431627ill keep her warm
>>27431641She usually swears less but Marine is corrupting her.
>big base wheeling
>>27431576WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
Gura is going to Chris Hansen your date.
>>27431680I'd share nicely, so long as I get first sip.
>Eat sand game
>>27431627No problem, son.
https://poal.me/97mr6m
>>27431617why are you still dressing up, the date is on
She's 100% legit. This is what she would actually be like at the Arcade.>REE I WANT IT WHYYYY
>>27431720>pick up a Happy Meal toy to give to Mori while I'm there
Fuck off to /soc/ faggots.
>>27431724no
>>27431577Sounds good
how does this kusoge has so good reviews in SteamAm I being memed?
wake up Gura! It's almost time for your stream!
>>27431577humu humu
Can someone make a note and make a Devotid Dew edit later?It's too good to pass up.
>Amelia plays everything while I sit here watch.Haha.. so this is the girlfriend experience.. s-sugoi
>>27431576Beat his ass with a belt
>>27431543>CreativeA few hours. Probably 2-3 to have a moderate looking city, depending on the scope.>SurvivalShe'd have to dedicate weeks given her stream durations. Taking into consideration resource farming, taking care of food, shelter and fighting off mobs, it could be a pretty hefty time investment.
Why is she saying "you guys" instead of "you"? Its supposed to be my date, roleplay a bit at least you dumb gremlin.
>>27431693>abusive gamer gfFuck me poorfags kneel
>>27431769It honestly seems pretty fun
>>27431577Cute ame!
>>27431770Image limit... I kneel...
>changes time>no youtube notifi hope one of you is recording
Anon du u rely not own a suit
>>27431594I didn't know goslingfags were actual cucks, I'm a little disappointed
>>27431784>He isn't part of the Many
>>27431781is playing games more important than watching your girlfriend have fun?
>>27430577never, got asked out but I'm shallow so I said no, right now there's the rona and I'm real busy so i haven't bothered looking around and also I'm beginning to think that my standards for how caring and kind people should be are too high
>>27431781>In reality you're gambling in the corner watching a happy couple
>>27431577my wife ame is very cute
>>27431784Teamates are brothers in arms. Ame is (Our) girlfriend. Don’t be greedy bro.
>>27431784So it's NTR simulator?
>>27431769Does this have VR support? It honestly seems kind of fun
should i give my membership virginity to gura?
>>27431784I'm laughing at how she put zero effort into actually making it a date besides the intro.
>>27431724ogey
>>27431577They'll just get on the next thread but whatever
>>27431803I do, but a suit isn't business casual.
>>27431784Actually, we're all a bunch of ant-sized men stacked together and covered with a trenchcoat going collectively on a date with Amelia.
>>27431800>Ami
Enjoy the date teamates
>>27431781It literally is anon, you gotta make them feel they're good at the game too.
wait what the fuck? did she change the time? Youtube doesnt even show her streaming, I had to go into the fucking membership section to even find this
>>27431832Just wait until later on, she'll give us a kiss
soon
Ame... it's bass like the fish not the instrument
>>27431769Jerma played it hell that's probably where Watson got the idea from
>>27431316theme postinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqY03zTgS0
>>27431781As someone who's actually done this before, yeah this is pretty much the experience. Either you let her play or you end up playing alone as she watches bored as hell. Hopefully you find a 2 player game both of you can play, but you'll just end up either carrying her in something like Time crisis while she blows all your credits away.
Using up an image slot to work schizos
>>27431594>Played like a fiddle
Time to calm my head watching Gura
>>27431840based composite man
>>27431803No. Shit is too stuffy.
>>27431824>>27431832[Chair clattering]
>>27431833This is legitimately one of most cursed images I've seen on this board
The ame art with muscles are gross. I'm fine with muscle girls but not that one.
>>27431842
>>27431832It's on purpose, for the mental health of the goslings
>>27431857The shark is crying... is he gonna be ok?
Any other ina-onlys here?
>>27431853She did bump up the stream time by 2 hours, but first member stream, huh?
SPELL LARS
>>27431865Don't lie on the intenet
this stream sucks
>>27431473>five Hololive ENs>five Metal Gear Rising villainsHmmmmm....
>>27431663/jp/ turning into /soc/
>>27431867
>>27431866I was not expecting someone to post a screenshot from one of my videos here.
>>27431769It has SOUL.
Hope you have yours ready!
What is that music in the background? I remember it but can't associate it with anything
>>27431853All members streams are like that. but yeah, she moved it back 2 hours, then showed up 20 minutes late to that.
>>27431833stop
>>27431894fuck you!!!
wait why are we trying to hit the image limit
>>27431784Hivemind
>>27431473She's gonna need pekora's luck.
>>27431901please stop doxxing me
Stay hydrated
>>27431833
>>27431833do not
>>27431894Piss off Coco
>>27431853>>27431907Real GF experience
>>27431891>>27431907she took my membership and donation virginity, had no clueWhat was the intro like?
>>27431911People want the thread nuked because of all the /soc/ posting
>>27431893I don't lie mate. She sucked at literally everything and we just ended up going home playing yakuza
>>27431904
how's the date going teamates?
>Polka retweeting the chicken
>>27431911Autists literally and unironically seething about the date and want to shit up the thread out of spite.
>>27431623She's gonna need pekora's luck.
>Dizzy BirdJerma... Don't look..
>>27431902Any image where someone willingly walks into danger is bound to be mine
this stream is turning me into a goslingfag
>>27431833Jesus christ, anon. Please stop.
>>27431907I bet she moved it so she can guerilla mario/apex stream later.
>>27431781If you only knew how much of this is weirdly realistic to a bad high school date.
Gonna chill in bed watching gura minecraft
>>27431935it'll be archived
Anons.... the image limits... onegai......
>>27431939And people were saying she wouldn't sell the real girlfriend experience
>62 screenshotswhat in the god damn
>>27431944She hasn't yet completely lost it and only raged a little bit, we might get lucky
>that's not hard at allThat's what she said HAHAHA
>>27431944Super duper great anon.
>>27431879>>27431908>>27431928>>27431929>>27431957Are you frustrated yet?
>>27431959god please no, my sleep reps...
I miss Ina
>>27431894I miss this bitch...
>>27431944It's hot in here. My feet are tired. This shitty arcade doesn't even have House of the Dead. Ame keeps chucking empty soda cans onto the floor and getting dirty looks from management.
>>27431843w-what is she sitting on?
Thank you based simpcuck paypigs for funding my free entertainment
>>27431889The more I know about him the baseder he gets.
>>27431865yeah this is accurate. that's why you take her to the fair or some shit instead cause they got more things you can do as a couple
>>27431983Who hurt you?
I love Gura! I can't wait for her Minecraft stream!
must feel bad to be a poorfag lole
>>27431833no bro..
>>27431983CEASE
>>27431889Damn, son personally knows pochi.
>>27431983yamete kudasai
>>27431993That's for me and her to know.
>>27431987coco...
Do you think she'll like my shirt bros?
What were the membership-only streams until now?Any pastebin for them?
Ame...
So uh.. who's Watson going home with after the dates over?
>>27431984TWO INA STREAMS TOMORROW BRO
I need to ahoy the matrix later
>staring at your date as she ignores the giant insert coin buttons to slam the floor
>>27432031Gura
>jealous antis trying to ruin our dateno chance
>>27432023Sorry but she hates lobsters.
>>27432031with me lole
>>27432031Me, lole
>>27432025Ame? She only had one unarchived Osu stream so far I think
>>27432031obviously me
>>27431944It's nice. Ame's enjoying herself.
>>27432025Yeah, it's called going onto the community tab and looking at the member-only posts. You are a member, aren't you?
>>27432023I like it, I have similar one with dragons. It doesn't look cringe like those flames ones I swear to god.
>>27432031Me
>>27432031me
>constantly drops coins like nothingI'm an anti now
Are you guys enjoying the date?
>>27431944Please excuse my girlfriend... she rarely goes outside... she thinks it's normal to act like this...
Ame... this is not how you play this... What the fuck stop.
>watching Ame's latest QnA archiveHer JUST and DAMAGED levels are somehow increasing with every new story about her life.
>>27432031Bubba
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Make sure to vote! https://poal.me/668tgw
>>27432061Dragons are always cringe, as well as wolves
>>27432065YOU WERE SAYING?
>>27432031The only T3 member who paid in kuwait bucks.The ARS fags are buying the condoms.
>>27429976I looked on it as the stream was ending, I still saw some $6+ usd ones. Didn't even see a listing for the $4 ones she mentioned.
>>27432069you were saying....
>>27432031Alone
>>27432031All of us. It's gonna be a long night.
>>27432014Nothing less CHADberu
>>27431890Me. I watch Gura, Ina and Ame but I feel like my support has to go to Ina. I want to see her happy.
This arcade sucks man, don't they have Metal Slug or something
>>27432031With me.
>>27432031"Thanks for the date" she says as you drive her home. She hits you with a smile and a "See you later, best friend!" before slamming the door shut on you.
There is actual mentally ill simpcucks in this thread. I thought it was all a fun in joke but you are the same people that stalk twitch thots. Actually fucking pathetic.
>>27432031She's really involved in the, uh, mechanics and operation of these entirely luck-based games. We aren't talking that much. I dunno as long as she's having fun I guess.
>>27432031Obviously me
As a former Vegas anon, Ame would spend all day at one of those giant entertaining slot machines and lose all her supacha money the moment she landed in mccarran.>let's go all the way
>>27432031>Lets go all the wayAme... It's the first date...
>>27432091Go and stay go
So... What is the music? It sounds really familiar
finally some fucking peace and quiet without those spam images
>>27432091*clap clap*https://files.catbox.moe/pqie68.webm
>>27432031Not cuckposters
Jesus this girl is breaking my wallet
>lets go all the way!Oh fuck, its gonna happen boy. Tonights the night we get lucky.
>>27432109That's not why you're here? To watch how the mentally unstable act?
>>27432091NEXT. MEME!
>>27432109ogey
>"I'm gonna close my eyes...">Amelia's eyes flutter to a close, and she presses the button. Like magic, time stops. It's just you two now in the low light of the arcade. The light from glowing screens washes across her face, sharpening every lovely detail as you look on, enraptured. You trace the arch of her eyebrows which stand guard to her bright eyes, now hidden, gently garlanded by soft golden lashes. You want to see those eyes again. Her small nose. You like how it scrunches up when she smiles... Her lips. Soft and inviting even in the dark... You wonder what it would feel like to->she opens her eyes and time resumes.
MY FUCKING CREDITS YOU BITCH IM BROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27432127https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
bros... /hlg/ is making fun of us again...>>27432000
>>27432107Luck is her primary stat
>>27432109Don't be mad you weren't invited anon, someday you'll go on a date too
>>27432109Amelia has a barren womb. It's not like you chance anything blowing a load inside her.
I can't believe you faggots turned this into a /soc/ thread there.
I can't believe I'm enjoying this...
Please help, my date is addicted to pachinko and has stolen my wallet
be sure to fill up your water
>>27432146Post the watson ogeyy to >>27432109
>>27432152Where do you think you are?
>>27432153>>27432152believemind
>>27431627I am fucking your little sister bro
>on the first dateUnsubbed unmembered
Can we play DDR now?
>>27432147Yes.
>>27432147We're not the ones fucking dogs
>>27432147>usthere's no us faggot. Also, /hlg/ is dogfucker central
>>27432147Good, fuck these /soc/ retards.
>>27432152Don't blame me, I've been admiring Ame's tits
>>27432109>There is actual mentally ill simpcucks in this thread. I thought it was all a fun in joke but you are the same people that stalk twitch thots. Actually fucking pathetic.seethe more, poorfag SEAniggerit costs barely nothing for wealthy teachads to get a membership
>>27432147Why would I care what a bunch of dogfuckers think?
what the fuck a basketball is 1500
Watson... our daughter at home needs to be watched over soon..
>>27432147We deserve it.
>>27432147Geez those guys don't know how to have a laugh.
>>27432109https://files.catbox.moe/5kq7dq.webm
>teddy bear 35,000This place is a scam
Just a reminder that Amelia can time travel and stop her hymen from being broken.
>>27432200Gura's going to be fine, she has a bunch of peanut burgers at home.
>>27432147Good, these threads should get fucking nuked, both of them
>>27432184>>27432194What's this about fucking dogs?
>>27432217Isn't it like that everywhere?
Important questionhttp://poal.me/nsycvc
>Last warningGetting kicked out of the arcade with Amelia!
>>27432142>>27432178>>27432210https://files.catbox.moe/0lce8z.mp4
Just hold on for another few minutes bros, Gura will save us from these faggots.
AME STOP PLAYING PACHINKO MACHINES
gura or mori/chicken?
>cant image>sugoi boardp-post
>>27432147I'd rather see people posting pics of themselves than unironically fucking dogs
>you were in >a fucking paddle ball cockblocks you>she demands you take her home and slams the door and locks it>you can hear her raging and punching the drywall
>>27432226She can probably regenerate her hymen with localized time travel anyway.
>>27432217It's always the teddy bear. It's always been a scam.
>>27432147Call me when I fucking care, in about never. I'm busy, I'm on a date with Amelia-tan.
>literally pachinko
Amelia if you wanted to play the slots all day we could have gone to a casino...
>>27432109https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>27432236Sweaty pussy is great.
>>27432232look it up in the archives
>>27431984Yeah but we are getting KARAOKE INA
>>27432232People in /hlg/ made unironic refences to fucking dogs and posted bestiality porn
WAIT WHY IS THE DATE NOW I'M AT WORK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 7 PST
>10k waiting
>>27432150>>27432151>>27432190She doesn't like you she likes your money.. She has a boyfriend she shares your money with. She will never fuck you. Seek help
>>27432232some shitposters were spamming /hlg/ with bestiality stories last night
isn't this what Japanese do for fun?
>>27431944ame didnt invite me
>>27432254JUST like highschool
I unironically would get addicted playing this game.
>>27432232/hlg/ posted about it yesterday. It was really strange.
>amelia board>can't post amelias-sugoi...
>thread isn't a shitpostWow, I left because I thought it would become a fucking shitshow until Gura, but instead it's nothing terrible.Who said /hlgg/ or Teammates became worse? This would never be the case back during Ame's first streams.
>Cuckoo coinsgoslings getting called out
>>27432267is this about the coco stuff?
>>27432249new? how
>>27432279She knew you would be there on time so she changed the schedule.
>>27432279Don't worry, man. My GF is just having fun. See you later at the dinner, that's the romantic part of this date.
>>27432288yeah, this is middle aged salarymen tier gambling
>absolute state of /hlgg/ postersHope maidos deport you to >>>/trash/ where you belong soon enough
>>27432298There was a few people posting themselves in suits, people acted like it was the apocalypse
>>27432266>taking Amelia to a casinoShe will literally bankrupt you in an hour
LET'S GO DESU WAAAAAAAAA
>>27432302It's about /hlg/ being full of actual zoophiles
>Amelia like to watch Steve IrwinBASED, i like Steve Irwin too!
>>27432301Its refering to those not on the date anon, they're missing out.
>>27432226>>27432258you know, she saying her parents are in a different timeline is really considerate of her lore, as she could just go back in time and stop them for dying or something
>I like the sound it makes you wanna playI can't believe Ame is a slot machine fiend
So Gura is going for creative mode like a plebian?
>>27432298>he missed the /soc/ attentionwhores
>>27432232Do not look it up
>>27432314ogeypekora_eyes_image
>>27432304>>27432309Eh?
>>27432319Not with her maxed out luck stat.
this looks like a fun game desu, might have to check it out after the date
>>27432109Make sure to cut deeper next time.
>>27432314who are you quoting, dogfucker?
>>27432314Go away dogfucker
>poorfags thread>can't chad with images of the dates-sasuga....
>>27432314ok dogfucker, calm down
>>27432248I'll watch Mori/Kiara live and catch sharks VODs
>>27432337I think so, which drastically lowers the stream quality
Time to watch my daughter play Autism: The Game.
>>27432298/hlgg/ is a thread built on a foundation of blowing things out of proportion. /hlg/ too but at least this thread isn't full of literal dogfuckers.
>>27432314ogey dogfucker
Am I too overdressed for the Minecraft stream, chumbros?
>>27432298Scroll up retard
>>27432314Dogfucker
>>27432337Man, Minecraft is serious fucking business, huh?
>>27432351The only one who should be cutting is you. You are the lowest form of male.
>>27432302coco...
>>27432373you might be but Gura won't mind
>>27432143stop teasing us anon. continue
You are now aware that on top of blogposters, there are people who actually missed out on their date because it got moved forward 2 hours
This is honestly hitting pretty weird
AAAAAA THIS IS MAKING ME WANT TO GO ON A REAL DATE
>>27432298People went /soc/, obviously for shitposting. Meidos nipped it so its all good.
>>27432314Abayo, dogfucker.
>>27432373Considering Gura will probably just be wearing a shirt and boxers, I'd say so.
>>27432314I actually thought everyone was just pretended to be retarded until today.
>>27432314Woof
>>27432358Anonchama, your typing reps...
>>27432298the attentionwhores got to be a little too much but other than that the thread has been fine
Gura will fulfill her two year contract with Hololive, then graduate to pursue a singing career. Appreciate her while she's here, because you will miss her when she's gone.
>>27429704SO I SIT HERE>WHATSHITPOSTIN'>WHATON /JP/>WHATWORKING SCHIZOS>WHAT AND THE TRANNY JANNY GETS WORKED>WHATGETS AGITATED>WHATAND I THINK TO MYSELF STONE COLD HOW MUCH DOES HE MAKE>WHAT NOTHING>WHAT HE WORKS FOR NO MONETARY GAIN>WHATWORKS FOR FREE>WHATISN'T ALLOWED NEAR SCHOOLS>WHATHES A PEDO>WHATHES A TRANNY>WHAT AND HE DOES IT FOR FREE>WHATSO JANNY CLEAN THIS SHIT UP AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO*glass shatters*
>amelia board>can post amelias-sugoi!
>>27432402same bro
How do i watch multi stream, can't use jetri cause Ame's is members only.
>>27432373KEK based. I hope Murata wakes up from coma and finishes Berserk only for you, you deserve it for all the edits
>>27432402> implying this isn't a real date
>>27432337>Building with legos streamI'll watch the vod later then
>>27432337Hope she does. She doesn't need to invest any more time in a single player session when the collab ban will be over soon. She should do whatever she wants to do now.
>meido shoahd the spam raidGod bless you meido sama
>>27432373You look great. Good luck chumbro, have fun with your holo tonight
>>27432399i skipped it on purpose so that i could have dinner in time for gura's minecraft stream
>>27432399I made it because it got moved.
>>27432358how rich?
>>27432416I won't be here in two years
>>27432401dont sit in the corner Gosling, hover over your girlfriend so she feels safe
>>27432387it's just less fun if there's no conflict to the stream
>>27432402Become Lars bro
>>27432402Yeah. It is.
>>27432143Here's a (you). Now keep going.
>>27432399Hollow life.
>>27432416i sure will.
I'm having a good time
I love you /hlgg/
>12k people waiting for Gura's streamSasuga, chumbuddies
>>27431009You need to watch more Kiara. Watch her Mario 64 playthrough.
>>27432425Fuck I meant Miura, fucking nips and their names.
>>27432417I miss Austinposting.
13k waiting for shark
>>27432402This makes me want to go outside.
>you know... I had some fun tonight>hmmm... how about I let you lick my feet? I saw how you were looking at them all evening>don't deny it!
So does HoloEN have their own Minecraft server or is gura just playing on her own?
>>27432456Why do you think we're here
>>27432457Nose...
>>27432457Nariz...
>>2743246214k now
>295make it count!
>>27432399That was kinda me, I missed the first ten minutes. Why watchama...
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO POST IMAGES IN AMELIAS DATE
We will all marry her
>>27432462>>2743247915k now
>>27432147Oh no literal dog rapists are makeing fun of us what will we ever do
>>27432443Tier 3 on all HoloEN plus Korone and Pekora
Will you unironically tell people IRL that you've been on a date recently if they ask?
>>27432462Watch as google shadowbans her again.
>>27432457Nase...
>>27432462country roadstake me home
>>27432387There's literally 0 stakes if she can't drown and has unlimited materials. It's even worse than watching some kid play with legos>But you're there for the vtuber!She has to carry this extremely hard if she's going for creative.
>15k
god DAMN she thicc
>>27432494i told my dad yesterday I couldnt see him because I had a date
I'll be taking that image slot desu wa
>>27432494Why the fuck would they ask?
>>27432474I don't think they have a server yet, sadly.
>>27432494Yes and I'm not even watching Ame's stream. I just love lying every time
>>27432494>He talks to peopleNormalfag OUT
>>27432483POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS ANON
>god damn I'm thicc
The goslingfags are having too much fun. I really wanted to save this for next thread where there's image slots and more space for replies, but this thread is already too cancerous. Here's some more dirt on s***i I've found n the 3 days I've been banned. Godspeed, meidos. Please nuke this thread into oblivion.https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
CAM ON GURA MINE THOSE FACKIN BLOCKS
how tf gura's so good at larping like an ESL
>>27432494>talking to people irl
>18k
>>27432494Yes.
This fucking shit youtube will shadowban Gura again, isn't it?
>>27432471>You caught me>How bout we go inside then?
BLOOP IS HERE
>>27432515No...
All following meido pics must be shark
bubble sharkwill he hit the corner?
What's the ETA for Lars ASCII?
>>27432494Yes, I lie about having friends all the time
>>27432515WHAT THE FUCK CANCELLING MY MEMBERSHIP
>>27432515Is it bad if I can recognize the om3tcw behind spoiler tags?
>Not a dogfucker or a selfie posting retardW-Where am I supposed to go?
>>27432515MEIDOS
>>27432494it counts as a date because of the quarantine
>>27432515im shaking and crying right now
>>27432494No but my irl friend who also watches vtubers and knows i'm a member has been joking with me about it and telling me good luck on my date
SHARK PICS FOR MY WIFE
>>27432515Yab
meido is being based again
>>27432506I want that slot back.
This date is pretty boring. My feet hurt. I want to go home.
the shark is on
>>27432515DOXXNIGGERS NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27432147Who cares what the dog fuckers think?
>>27432546Back.
>>27432546Hell
>>27432515OH NO NO
>>27432515https://streamable.com/3v4f7d
>>27432546Just stay here in the bunker
>>27432515holy shit
>>27432515this is a palette cleanser at this point
This us no different from any nornal stream
>>27432545It'd be bad if you didn't by now
>>27432515Watching that clip just broke my heart... Im quitting hololive, i'm never watching another vtuber ever again.
Don't accept any opened drinks from Watson.
>>27432455>Now keep going.What else do I write???Maybe I'll get more inspo in a minute
>its time
>>27432560Haachama?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw you slipped out of the arcade, ditching Amelia, minutes ago and she never noticed because she's raging about a toy and pissing in a mt dew can
>>27432515Is that real????
>Gura ASMRMY DICK
REMINDER THAT SHARKS HAVE 2 DICKS
>>27432515Not again...
anyone else having fun rn
Gura! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o
shark just has 25k viewers? numberfags explain this subpar performance
MORE REDDITSHARK TIME YASS
FEW SECONDS IN AND ALREADY CUTE
>>27431833>>27431983I am pleased t̴̡̤͋̏o see tḥ̴̯̬͊̿͒͊ͅat theŗ̶̨̢̛͕̩͕̞͕̼̃̉̋͗̑̍̿͆̈́͗́̚ͅͅe̶̛͍̓̔̐́̀̉̀̿́̓͝ are̵̮̺̰̯͔̥̗̠̘̪̮͕̎̿͑͆͝ͅ others who seek to open their minds and a̵̧̫̗̼̝̤̻͋̂̆̍͂̋͋͂̕͘͝ccept enlightenm̴̡̜̯̞͖̪͎̎̒͆͛͆́̉̄̇̇̀͌̀̀͝ent as I have.
>Gura opens the stream>Farts
I didn't see nuthin
UUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Ya know...this shit is making me change my stance on dating.
my top secret ₕᵤhaʰᵃ is my voice loud?
>>27432515I feel sick...
>>2743261230k now, lol
At least Minecunny will redeem this shit thread.>>27432545Just get a script that names each link you've opened.
>30k already
Watson breaking the machine when?
>>27432612....
who saw it
somehow im surprised everytime how retarded she sounds
do your reps next time teamates, none of you looked like you ever stepped inside a gym
Shark only 30k viewers... it's over bros.
>>27432418why are you giving fags more material to wirk with, faggot?
>30kJisas
>>27432515honestly, im not even mad. i've already accepted it
>>27432612it already jumped ot 30k in 1 minute anon
Gura time! Are we gonna need a split thread? If goslingposters fuck this thread up while we're trying to watch our perfect daughter play minecraft I'm gonna rage.
Did anyone cap her top secret blueprints?
Dates are temporary. Chumbuddies are forever.
Would it be worth our time to find where Amelia lives? No creepy shit or anything, just maybe show up to her house with some costco size bags of kitkats and some treats for bubba. She would get a kick out of it.
mineeeeeyyycraaaftaaaaaaa
Gura's voice really brightens up the day
>>27432577lmfao jannies can't catch a break.
>>27432515MEEEIDDOOOSSS
WHAT WAS THAT SCREENSHOT MASTERS? THE TOP SECRET MATERIAL? I MISSED IT
>>27432562MEIDO is your friendHe fights for AMELIA
>30,398 watching now>Started streaming 2 minutes ago
Can someone fill me in on the dogfucker narrative or is everyone just copying the narrative without actually knowing it?
Minecraft will attract so many kids
>>27432515I don't know how to feel about this.
>>27432612It's over for shark
aw fuck, minecraft really is bringing in the numbers
>>27432515My wife... No...
>>27432520
Gura is trapped in the time loop as well.
lets see how quickly Shark gets shadowbanned today.
>>27432641NOOO IT'S NOT HER
she's unstoppable..
BONUS BALL
>>27432601>you noticed Gura in the corner and hastily snatched her up
Her "HELOOOO" is so cute.
It's been a month niggers can we stop with the fucking numberfagging?
>only 30kreclining
>>27432661weakpewdiepie is 100k under 10 mins
Wait.. has it already been a month...JP collabs when
>>27432661Time to get shadowbanned
DEBUT LORE
>>27432593I don't know I'm just fucking around
>>27432373Yeah but it's fine chumbro, you look nice king.
>inbox gura sings aww man creeperMeme shark will always deliver
>Gura: feels like an eternity AND yesterday since my debutHoly fuck I feel the same, what the fuck? Anyone else?
>>27432662Check the archive, it's like 2-3 threads ago
>>27432610Yes, a lot.
road to 50k !
>>27432656It was beautiful
shark debut lore
>>27432688Give it a few months
>/hoc/
>>274326905 days remain
>>27432515N**T is a lucky guy...
>>27432686anon since you posted that it already jumped ot 35k
Why is Amelia so fucking good at this game
>>27432690I bet Matsuri wants to collab with Gura
bros i thought gura was a success why is she reclining...
>>27432654what the fuck
>>27432688P word
>>2743268635k
>chumbuddies played themselves by stealing images from the goslings cause now they got none either
>>27432546Here the biggest draw on /jp/ brother - hh
>>27432714JAESYS CHREEST
>>27432685Not until Kizuna Ai lies broken underneath the shark
>>27432654kek
>>27432251Hold the fuck up. When did that happen?
even pekora and aqua reach 30k on mc, gura should reach around 50k within 40min
>>27432515At this rate, 4chan might as well be a part of kiwifarms
>>27432654What the fuck is wrong with you
>>27432639i want to but all of them are closed out here still
>>27432654lol.
>>27429790Man I wish I recorded this live instead of having to rely on this jackoff's recordinghttps://files.catbox.moe/iuunwb.mp4
>>27432724Know she's been in ina's streams.
HOLY SHIT THE UOOOOOOHH ARTIST DROPPED AN AKASUPA
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>27430841For the Indian song? Hell Yeah!
>>27432654bro...
>>27432723Because she loves us, she doing her best for us
>>27432733New thread in 2 minutes buddy
>Klaius superchattedbased
>>27432577Heh
>>27432463will i hear some stories about herself or hololive there?
>YOU WILL NEVER BE KLAUIS
>>27432654nice falseflag
>>27432654>show up to her house>No creepy shit Nigga just asking is creepy, what the fuck
Klaus is gonna be UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH'ing for decades
OUR BOY GOT NAME DROPPED
>she's seen all the alt. outfitsProbably masturbated to them
>>27432654TEAMATES, EVERYBODY!
NEW EMOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS GUY https://twitter.com/Klaius
>>27432741Don't look it up
>>27432654This is unironically the schizos we're always talking about
>klaius shout-outHe's probably melting
she is such a jew
>>27432654I don't think she would anon
So will someone restream Gura's singing
>>27432724Keep that menhera far away from pure little Gura pleaseShe will unironically do horrible things to her
>>27432251>unironically fucking dogswhat's wrong with fucking korone?
>>27432654Anonchama... I hope you are ironically posting this
>>27432750also chicken and duck confirmed
>gura liked the drawing of her in shion's outfitShark tummy confirmed based
SHARK FACTSHARK FACT
>you'll never be noticed by gura
Klaius having the biggest orgasm of his life rn
>>27432662Hlg is filled with unironic dog fuckers I’m not kidding look up the archive if you don’t believe me
>>27432763if you like that, watch her Superchat reading streams
>>27432664Yeah and after all the Smashfags the actual children will come too.
Based Klauis
>>27432724She better stay as far away as possible from my daughter.
holy fuck Gura might hit 50k views live soon
>>27429790>holoen ED
>>27432616oh shit are you the anon making these? these never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks
>>27432761Gura actually knew his name. He's now forever a chumchad
>>27432654You teamate niggers always manage to say the creepiest shit at least once a week
GURA BLOWJOB SOUNDS
gura sucking me up...
Big succ
>Gura slurping noises
>Gura making blowjob sucking noisesOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHILD EROTIC!
This shark fact omg
>makes Gura art>gets followed>sends akasupa>gets recognized and thanked on streamKlaius Chumchad levels: Megalodonator
jesus christ the memberships shark keeps getting.
>>27429790ITS
Good thing Amelia doesn't live in Japan.Because she would certainly turn into those pachinko addicted old ladies.
>>27432654Goslingfags ladies and gentlemen
>>27432777This guy is based, he's the one that draws Gura in outfits
based Klaus getting a shoutout
>sushi conveyor beltsalman.webm
damn she knows how to stretch those tickets for max value
>>27432792you're right... collab with Pikamee instead.
>>27432654In this day and age, that would be ill advised. She may work from home but that's not a business address, its not the same as mailing Valve cupcakes with the number 3 on them. Its her fucking house.Send stuff to Cover HQ or ask her to get a PO box.
I CANT BELIEVE GURA HAS FUCKING CORONA
gura and klaius dating? narrativebros?
>gura got coronachumbuds...
>>27432795>no creepy shit or anything>just maybe show up to her house with some costco size bags of kitkatslmao
>>27432793Korone is so fucking hot
>>27432741Today on hlg
>tfw leaving my date with Ame to watch Gura
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AME IS MAKING FUN OF MY SHITTY CAR
I think this stream is going to be great for gura's numbers, bros!
>40k
>sucking noisesUUUOOOOOHHHHHH
>>27432654Why are Teammates like this
OH SHIT WE /DRIVE/ NOW
What did Gura say about membership? My stream lagged at that moment
>>27432813Not if Watame has anything to say about it.
>>27432831I don't like to numberfag but it does make me laugh when people try to talk shit because 'she doesn't get supas'. Gura has a fucking mountain of membershrimp.
Klaus must be the happiest man alive right now
Is she shadowbanned yet?
>>27432865Who? I'm sorry buddy Gura is on now
>>27432860The equivalent would be your little cousin showing up in your date with Ame and you "Sorry Ame, but family is important :)" and she would fall in love more
>>27432778I'll trust you on this. Have a nice evening.
>BlueprintOh no.
>>27432654>she would get a kick out of itbig kusa
>>27432836>goslingsyou retard, that's not a gosling
>>27432860I did the same, this has been pretty shit
>>27432793>he thinks it was korone or a anime girlHahahahahahahahahaha
WoW
Did we ditch Ame? Why the fuck is she catching a bus home?
(You)
wtf Gura just doxxed me...
>>27432880new emotes soon
>(YOU)GURA NO
https://litter.catbox.moe/jpj98r.JPGWe left the arcade and Ame's making fun of my car
>>27431997https://streamable.com/c9wk6e
>>27432880more emotes
She's gonna be in for a shock when she realizes they technically already have Atlantis structures.
is shark gonna build this on the hololive server
Neat, she has plans and everything
>shark>minecraftare we gonna go FURTHER BEYOND
She only has 40k viewers. I can't support this dead streamer anymore. I can't anymore
Ame is getting robbed
----> WOW|||VYou
>>27432880More emotes
>blueprint colors are reversedcute dumb shark
>>27432865some shitty car with under lights drove by and she liked that instead...
>>27432880She's deleting them
>>27432654This is the most transparent false flag I've seen yet.
IT HAS A GUN
So how's the Ame date going?
>mugged during my first datefuck...
>>27432865Man I want Amelia to play My Summer Car...
Gura just doxxed me on stream...
>>27432880Free cunny for stage 3 membershrip
She's not building this on the hololive MC server? Seems like a waste
I can't believe we almost got robbed on our date.
ATLANTIS
Can you built your home underwater in MC?
Behold, The Sharkitect!
>ATLANTIS BLUEPRINTS>it's a generic Greek temple but underwaterGura...
>>27432793It was actual dogs, anon.
>>27432887Not yet. 42k and counting.
Looks like she'll be in single-player for a long time...
>>27432924We got mugged
>>27432855It wasn’t korone anon it was a real dog
>>27432793anon, we're not talking about Korone
>>27432654That's some "you have to eat all the eggs" bullshit right there.
>>27432654/hlg/'s gonna make fun of us more...
>>27432654Creepy faggot shit like this aside, if you actually wanted to send IRL shit to her or any other Holo, you can through Cover https://en.hololive.tv/contact
She's obviously gonna be in creative, right?
I'm going to give Gura my big pillar
B I G P I L L A R S
wtf is this game lmao
>>27432826Do you think gura swallows?
>>27432898Yes, ditched. She ain't putting out tonight.
Tell me about Gawr Gura! Why does she giggle so much?
>>27432931Not invited yet
BIGPILLARSWATERBLUE,,OGEY?
>>27432931I'd rather HoloEn craft server
God damn browsing the superchat bar is the most painful thing fucking ever
that blueprint has zero misspellings impressive for a retard
>Building the temple of Poseidon
shark skin is super rough gura you dummy
>Emphasism
>>27432941False, homestarchad is packing his glawk, we good.
>As smooth as shark skin>Shark Fact skin feels like sand paper
Gura the size queen
>roboniggers trying to rob us in the parking lot
Can Gura actually build this project?
>>27432938>>27432944wtf really? was a white woman?
>smooth as sharkskinSharkskin actually rips your skin if you were to stroke it.
>>27432965she is merely mentally challenged, not retarded
>Ame has to take a bus homeBro are we poorfags?
>>27432931probably just a test before they're invited to that server
>>27432808noted
>>27432932>people call Ame Batman>she was really Martha this whole time
Minecraft chumbuddies, how realistically it's her design? She basically has to go into an Ocean monument to do this, which it's basically end game tier.
>>27432654Hope Ame's excising her 2nd amendment rights with nutters like you on her team.
WHAT THE FUCK AME
>>27432929"Free"
>>27432946They literally talked about fucking real dogs they have zero fucking legs to stand on
>AND HIS PINKY CAME OFFHOLY FUCK
Never thought "dead hours" would be so competitive now.
Of course they aren't watching, Gura. They're all dead.
huhehe
What the fuck, Ame?
Is it really doxxing when retards willingly post their own pics? /fit/ is full of that shit.
Ame your childhood...
>>27432931Bet playing on JP would be really laggy for her.
>>27432950One of the Holostars made the Taj Mahal in survival, there is some hope
>>27432984worse, probably a SEAnigger
>>27432935Yeah but it is really annoying to do.
AME WHAT
holy fuck Ame amputated a kid's pinky with a shopping cart when she was young
AHHHHH WHY IS AMELIA TELLING SCARY STORIES ON OUR DATE
Yubi yubi
AME THE YUBIS NO
>his pinky came offWHAT THE FUCK
>>27432995Creative mode
>his pinky came offh-huh?
Minecraft will save her from being shadowbanned
>>27432971shark brain operating at 75% capacity
B I G T R I D E N T B R I D G E
>>27432981No
i cant believe gura is planning on building a fucking mosque
>I want to make my hometown proud>Not that they're watching this...NARRATIVEBROS???? PARENTS GOT SENT TO THE MOON IRL BY THE CHINESE FOR AN EXPERIMENT RIGHT???
What the fuck Ame.
>>27432981No but god is she going to try
>>27432995She's gonna play creative mode for sure. Otherwise she would take way too long.
What the fuck is up with Ame's stories.
>>27432401i feel it too
this project is pretty challenging, she's not doing this in survival is she?
>>27432986That's the joke
>>27432836hes a falseflagging faggot
>PINKY CAME OFFTHE YUBIS AME
>>27432936Ina, your friend is streaming, stop shitposting.
HoloEN SERVER?
wtf is this arcade game why does it have all that random shit in it
Ame had a rough childhood, huh?
>>27432995realistic after gearing up. the real question is if she'll have enough vertical space.
>official HoloEN server
This thread has either been surprisingly clam or the meido is working on overdrive
ITS ON THE EN GROUP SERVER
>HoloEN serverconfirmed
I wonder if any JP members are watching>go to chat>click on participants>stream fucking explodes
>amelia caused someone to lose a fingerruthless
>Hololive EN serverHappening.
>>27432984I didn’t look that deep anon I’m into human women unlike hlg
>EN serverwew
I came to this date for the lore.
>>27432974Roboco sent them.
>>27432995That's no longer the endgame. It's midgame at best
Wait, there's a HoloEN server?
>>27432995She'll make it outta dirtcan you even build marble in mc?
>>27433030Anonchama... your Islam reps...
GURALAND
HoloEN has it's own server
>Hololive EN server.FUTURE PROSPECTS GAURANTEED.
Can she really do all that in minecraft? I mean what kind of blocks is she gonna make it out of?
>>27432937But pantheons are aesthetic
Ah, so the ENs already have their own server.
>>27432961Looks like you got your wish, gura's founding it.
>Not JP serveroh no
There is a EN server
>EN ServerFucking why
>Not on JP serverso EN is getting it's own server
Was her good a building?
>EN serverso it's not creative right?
>>27432981my cute daughter is going to try her best
>>27433073Will be!
Wait what did ame just say about a finger?
wait, ame is at the same time as gura? FUCK I was gonna get Amelia's memebership for the date...
>No hardhatDROPPED
I did a double take when I heard Gura say "jp".
>Not on the JP serverDamn it
>>27433052>>27433059>>27433062>>27433061>>27433066>>27433069>>27433073Why?
The JPs refused to allow EN on their minecraft server!
>>27432986Which is sad because I'd like to pet a real shark.
>>27433057To be fair that could've have happened to anyone.
What was Amelia saying? I'd watch but I haven't the money to become an investamegatoror.
im sure gura has experience with minecraft from being taught by HER
>the apex predator is the first one on the EN serverAs expected.
>holoEN girls aren't allowed on the holoJP minecraft serverIs this racism?
>>27433073there is now
Foreshadowing Korone collab
>>27433030 she recognizes that Allah is the one true god
WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED MY DATE WITH AME??
>>27433015>>27433017>>27433020>>27433021>>27433022HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCKOkay just reading the posts about it in the thread without seeing the stream is actually kino
>>27432995>end game tierYou can clear ocean monument withing 10 min of sarting the gameThe best way to build underwater is to not bother and flooding the chunk with a flying machine after you're done desu
>>27433060The latter. Check the archives if you want to get cancer. Optionally check the non global Hololive archives if you want to throw up.
>>27433114when she was a kid, someone got into a shopping cart and got his finger chopped off
Imagine JP and EN visiting each other's servers for a day!
>>27433120It's 5 days until they can collab so no they can't be there yet, dingus
>Gets to play on two different serversID keeps winning.
My girlfriend Ame sucks at playing Space Invaders
>>27433120Gura is too powerful
>>27433110shut the fuck up
Being an ID has it's perks after all
>>27433120Yes but not in the way you think
>>27433001Sounds like they stand on their hands and knees instead
Lets be honest the JP server is getting full
She writes on paper with a pen. This boomer...
>Tabbing back and forth between shitfaced Nyanners and Gurathe duality is rather brain bristling
Guys they aren't allowed on the HoloJP server yet because they aren't allowed to collab yet, use your brains
>>27433127>WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED MY DATE WITH AME??She moved the date 2 hr earlier, i missed the first 15 min myself.
>creativegura why make it so boring...
I wish this china drama over so Ina and Kiara can stream Genshin Impact
>>27433060/hlg/ was waging war at /hlgg/ by spamming random images earlier
>>27433094>>27433106>>27433120The collab ban isn't over yet.
She's actually writing everything on a piece of paper.
>>27433112Gura would probably crash the server with all the JP logins
>>27433094They don't want the gaijin on their server anon.
>>27433060the thread got nuked
>>27433085Gold Blocks
I HEARD A PEN CLICK SHES LITERALLY WRITING THIS DOWN
>>27433038I mean its typical middleclass whitegirl. Did you wonder why this demographic seems so....damaged? well now you know.
>>27433085prismarine???
Of course she's not on the JP server, there's still 5 days until the collab ban lift.
>>27433088I'm happy a EN server is better because it keeps the EN girls close together
>>27433120Neither were Gen 5 until the collab ban was lifted.
>>27433112That or cover is going to release EN gen 2 really fucking fast
>dude play on a server in another country lmao
>>27433030it's a greek/roman style
>47k
>>27433112Your meds...
Gura is gonna shoot up to 800k after this
https://litter.catbox.moe/omja0b.JPGWhy are we at the konbini Ame...
>>27433120Pekora calls gura a sharkgger
Isn't there a minecraft collab tomorrow morning too?
They can't play on the JP server yet you retards
>>27433058>>27433072>>27433129You are shitting me. I had to build a pure diamond armor (with a netherite sword) and enchancements only to stand a chance vs the big puff bosses in the ocean monument. Alongside with vision and water breathing pots.
>>27433139>sharkmeido is also an IDfagBased
>building a large structure made out of solid lapis and prismarine blocks without a guardian farmThis is going to take 50+ episodes
NarrativefagsI need some narratives why HoloEN isn't allowed on the HoloJP minecraft server stat!
>>27433112Do we need to send the black ships again?
>>27433131oofI knew a kid who played with knives who nearly chopped his offLike, it was dangling from skin
>>27433149she has cute handwriting!
>>27433110>playing on a server on the other side o the world>and streaming itNot much interestend in a masive lagfest
>>27433110Because it's based
why the fuck are they doing an EN server? think of all the missed collab opportunities with JP and Pekora...
>>27432688i mean it's fucking pewdiepie
Gura please don't enable the festival...
>>27432986isn't one way smooth one way sand paper
Don't give festival attention gura
>>27433148Aren't they restarting it soon?
>>27433178holy shit
NO GURA
>47k...
Oh no, Matsuri got noticed.
>>27432948Didn't know that, this is actually pretty cool. Might send some letters to the ens
>>27433112Watch them link the two just like the resource server.That'd be dope, JP server is a bit crowded anyways.
FUCK FESTIVALS
>>27433120It's aight. The humble beginnings of a server have the most kino moments. I'm sure when they collab, they'll visit each others' servers.
where do i start my drawing reps
>>27433195yagoo, cover black company
>>27433176that's what kiara is doing tho. she's in japan.
>retards don't understand they are setting up an EN server for future gens but they can still play on JPDurrr
>>27433127Daylight Saving Time ended today, you didn't know?
>47k and risingShe's too powerful!
>>27433148Yeah it's too over built at this point
>>27433176I play on a server 12000km away, it's not that bad it's just minecraft.
>>27433201Won't Kiara and Mori still have that problem though?
>>27433176at least some of the EN girls are going to have to.
>>27433190Mori and Kiara
How do minecraft servers work bros, is it like a public server or just for the holos?
I like seeing JOPs in the chat, it's nice.
>minecraft stream>48k viewerswtf?
>>27433192https://youtu.be/XJX08bAB0IsFailed speedrun, decided to do ocean monument instead
>>27433187seriously what the fuck is this game
>>27433192git gud lmao
What the fuck are you absolute retards doing in this thread?
>>27433176You realize Kiara and Mori are in Japan...
https://files.catbox.moe/n1vxea.jpg
>no gameplay
yo wer da gayme?
>>27433194anon, your image limit reps
Fuck the arcade, the convenience store has a god damn pinball machine
Will we hit 70k tonight? About to hit 50
>>27433159They're not gonna make a whole EN server just to drop it in a few days.
>>27433120after what pekora said I think they are better separated
Gurachama...
>>27433204Good. Fuck Pekora
>>27433094Filthy amerimutts/euros aren't allowed
Kinda wanted them to play on the JP server. But I guess in 1 or 2 years the EN server will be as filled.
>PUHROHDUCT>STAYYGE>WAAAAATER>WUOOOWIs pretending to be an autistic second-grade supposed to be part of her charm? I mean, to each their own, and if you find this entertaining then don't let me stop you from enjoying it, but this is, unironically, some of the cringiest forced humor I've ever seen. She definitely pauses before speaking so often because she's carefully considering how to make everything sound as clippable as possible, which is pretty brilliant since she for sure knows exactly what kind of low-effort humor her fans love.
>>27433187We're going to visit Mori
BALL STUCKBALLSTUCK
Probably HoloEN will get their own because 2nd gen soon
>>27433204Could be a latency issue, or maybe Cover keeps pretending HoloEN is a different entity to Hololive despite them interacting in such a way it feels more like a new generation in the regular branch.Realistically they could always just jump over to the main servers.
oh noshe's in survival mode
>>27433218Gura will never beat pewdiepie
>come on manBidenchama
>>27433231/ic/ beginner thread
>>274331955 days till the collab ban lifts retard
Thank god festival can't touch me daughter
>>27433204They can cross collab later, but they're getting their own server for all the future EN gens
HoloEN MC is a realmOH NO NO NO NO
Gura...
Who was the buddy she referred to...
>>27432948Sometimes I consider sending a card or something nice like that but I don't want to fumble my words so badly that I come off as a serial killer in the making so I just don't.
>>27433176Kiara...Calli...
>not creativeBased
Not creative. This is going to be a long stream
>>27433250my daughter is so popular on the internet!
desu english server might betterJP server is already too full of stuff
>Night>Seeds>Hunger>CreeperMUH CREATIVEMUH GURA VIEWERS FALLING
Holy shit, is she doing survival mode? Its gonna take her a long ass time to build atlantis then.
>>27433176Fairly normal for us in __SEA__
>dead alreadyGura.....
>GauGura
hahahahaahagreat start
GURA IS FUCKING DEAD
We're having a Kid's cuisine for dinner tonight.
>immediately dies to a creeperok
Haha. I get to eat Kid Cuisine with Ame. Jealous?
>not even 1 min in>instantly diedKIARA BE CAREFUL SHE'S GOING TO BE EVEN WORSE THAN YOU AT THE GAME
>Joins server>DiesOh boy, we're in for a wild one
FIRST DEATH HAHAHAHAH
>goose food
Immediately fucking dies LMAOOOO
Creepered alreadyThat's my girl, buckle in boys
>not Creative ModeBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>Start up the game instantly die to a creeperGura.....
Gura is the queen of HoloEN....
Lol died alreadysasuga Gura
>>27433231https://drawabox.com/
>>27433255Having fun
>NOT CREATIVEGURA YOU FUCKING FOOL
Gura with an excellent start
Death RTA
>>27433156You're an idiot
why does minecraft get so many views...
Boom!
I see, she's going for the forsen minecraft experience
Kek no Guraaaa
Off to a good start!
>killed by a Creeper moments from startingSTRAP IN CHUMBUDDIESITS GONNA GET GOOD
>>27433292goodbye friends
>died ten seconds into thisPekor...
>>27433155So why not wait until the ban is up like gen5 did?Sure Lamy streamed for like 40 min just to get used to the controls but they all waited until the the very day the collab ban was up.Also I just saw the reason: they're not on java edition and they're buying a realm instead of relying on cover's raspberry pi server.
>Survival Yeah she isn't building this any time soon
>>27433279ogey
Why is Gura like this?
>Spawn>DieBravo Yagoo
>that improvWATCH AND LEARN, KIARA
>>27433288Add that to the list of after the heavenly kings gets defeated
>50k alreadyWhat the fuck
That was one hell of a introduction to the server
>kids cuisinecute womanchild!
>>27433298Me.
>>27433235You except people here to actually use their critical thinking skills?
>survivalDid the faggots whining about creative mode apologize yet?
50k on gura's stream
>already deadGood job.
>>27433265Wait what
CREEPERAW MAN
>>27433204FUCK Pekora
NOT CREATIVE CONFIRMEDLOL INSTANT CREEPER DEATH
Time for a wild ride
this server is going to be dead in a month
>EN server is going to be bigger than the JP serverDAB ON JP IDOLFAGS FELLOW SHARKCHADS
>>27433366I'm sorry.Sorry that you're going to have to watch all this.
>>27433351rrat
AME NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>27433310i don't think she ever promised it would be done in one night.
Bros over 50k alreadywhen youtube shadowbans her does she have to speak spanish again
Holo EN Manifest Destiny
Ahhh my date just got hit by a car
Ame just tried to kill herself
>teamates and chumbuds finally going head to headKINO
>>27433350It'll be fine. One of the Holostars took 7 months to build a realistic replica of the Taj Mahal.
>>27433341Its fun to watch. I don't know why but I always enjoy watching people play minecraft.
WE ALMOST DIED FUCK THAT GUY IN THE BLUE CAR
I can't believe she survived that
I can't believe Amelia died on our first date
GET READY TO SCREENSHOT HER SPECS
>>27433370Listen only if you don't really like Pekorahttps://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
has the arcade stream been fun so far for non-goslings?
I can't tell what's her stomak and what's zombies.
>>27433359SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>gf dies on the first date
>Ame's first impulse is to dive onto the speeding carNarrativefags?
WTF is this game?? Why is it so large?
>>27432986>not knowing how to not ripping the skin by using someone else's mouth
>>27433359That's the magic of minecraft
>50,418 watching now•Started streaming 17 minutes ago
>>27433395Ones a memeber stream though
>>27433279shes LARPing as a child, what did you expect?
KIDS CUISINEBUMBLEBEE TUNATEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 3 JOHNNY
>where's the bar?>ywn have a fun day at the arcade and slamming back some beers before going to a nice place to eat with amelia
>>27433349>Dude just don't stream games until you can play them how I wantshut up faggot
>>27433187to buy gosling food
>No creativeGura is going to fucking die a lot
>>27433395Implying i'm not both a Teamate and a Chumbud and watching both stream at the same time.
this coin game has a lot more content than I gave it credit for.
https://litter.catbox.moe/5nuntu.JPGAme and I are having Kids Kuisine for dinner, seeya virgins
>>27433349>they're not on java editionWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>27433344No, I don't think so
>>27433409This game is fucking weird.
lmao based
>Takes an arrow right in the faceMy sides
Who's the comedian trying to trick my daughter?
>>27433264you're acting like MC servers are hard to set up? they're probably just going to use it for the collab. And it's a decent idea to have an NA server in case the connection to the JP server is ass.
If this is gonna be their dedicated server then Ina needs to go full autism it like with Animal Crossing
who ever was the manager that started this server and logged out in the middle of the night is a complete dumbass
>>27433279This is bad bait, but you should see HER first Minecraft stream to see how much worse she was at both talking and at understanding what's going on.
Sitting on the beach with my girlfriend, Amelia. We're gonna be eating our Kid's Cuisine.
>survivalKINO INBOUND
Beach date with Ame!
Why are the numberfags raiding
Long term survival playerbased
>that gentle pachiMy heart.
I don't think she realizes how long this is gonna take her
50k Viewers for memecraft. CHUMCHADS ALWAYS WIN
>>27433373ogey
bros.... bubba hasn't barked once... do you think he's with n**t
Someone better capped that so we can shoop sitting gosling on the chair.
guras fake chuckles are contagious
SOMEONE TELL HER THERE ARE 2 OTHER ARCADE SHE CAN EXPLORE
Her build is going to take months.
>50k already
>wop! ITALIANS BTFO
Why would anyone want her to do this in creative, it would be boring as fuck
>Minecraft Realms is an official subscription-based server hosting service that allows players to create and manage their own private Minecraft servers. Hosted by Mojang, Realms provides an easy and fast way to create servers and allows the owner to manage them from inside the game, without prior knowledge of the concepts for hosting on the Internet. Realms also allows players to choose from a list of minigames to play temporarily, as well as several pre-made world templates, adventure maps, experience maps, and inspiration maps. Maps are updated by Mojang approximately every two weeks. Realms are not intended for large public servers, but for groups of friends or as a family server.That explains it. They're using a realm instead of cover's shitty java server. This is insurance for when holoJP's server goes belly up again.
>>27433423And everyone being hyped from Minecon.
>>27433370She whispered a no no word under her breath.https://files.catbox.moe/run2bs.mp4
Gura and Ame playing survival lmao
>>27433398Someone post the "I made this, that and that and that and thaaat" clip.
Gura is going to incline so hard...
This is making me want to play Minecraft.I've never really played it. Should I?
Gura is running on nothing but crack
>>27433419There are a shitton of arcades in the game itself and an economy n shit around it
>>27433344no holo is good enough to stall for that long
>>27433449I think you're mistaken, anon. Gura is MY daughter.
>>27433466bubba had to be graduated, we're so sorry
Gura showing us skin
Who was calling Ame?
>>27433187this is so fucking 90s doomershit. I like it
skinny dipping with Ame
Gura already finding the house I built :)
GURA PLEASE SCISSOR
>>27433408Anon I’ve seen this before
>>27433468nice try ame, I'm not going to get marked
she just called it a "date"
>>27433279It's for SEAmonkies and children, the biggest viewers
HoloEN server goona be lonely dead server unlike JP ones... kinda disappointed they make their own server...
>instantly finds a villageWtf is this bullshit easymode?
I want to spoon with the shark
I'm having flashbacks, chumbuds...
Skinny dipping with Ame!
>>27433490its fun to pass the time and you can do a lot, like when nijisanji did an entire matsuri for its talent
kek you can see kids in the chat for the way they comment
>you can see my buttUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mineraft boost>only 51Kits over guys...
Shark butt...
CUTE!!!
>No stupid 'GO TO SLEEP' harassment for any EN girlsSo this means all those sleep posters are doing that to harass JP talent, right?
>you can see my buttWhat did she mean by this?
Ah, kid's cuisine brownies on the campfire, the perfect date.
wow HoloEN server is a shithole
That's the cutest fucking avatar I've ever seen
>>27433469Yeah obviously, especially since she's planning on using prismarine and dark prismarine. That shit takes ages to farm even with an efficient Guardian farm, but I don't expect non Minecraft players to understand how gargantuan the project is going to be.
> You can see my buttUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH
cute
>>27433499Me, we were supposed to fuck already
>We'll make a bomb!AME
Gura butt
>>27433490It's really good, I just got into it myself, you should
>>27433490It's popular for a reason. Give it a whirl.
Is there a way to create a portal between the EN and JP MC servers? Would be cool to see them visit each other.
>>27433449They call him...the Jester
>>27433519She's gonna scissor a villager
>>27433476I didnt want her to do it in it, but I assumed she would. If she's doing it survival mode, its gonna be a commitment.
>Taiwanbux akasupa
I WANT TO SEE SHARK BUTT
>let's grief these nerds
>>27433519That's like 1/3 seeds lmao
>>27433408pekora...
>>27433519cry more shitty seed fag
Did Kiara play on this server or was she on a local one?
>lets grief these nerdsIt's coming out
post the webm of gura calling a villager a pussy
gently licking gura's tiny clit
>Lets grief these nerdsBased Gura
>let's grief these nerdITS HER
>let's grief these nerds>places blockoh god she's retardedd
https://twitter.com/Loserbait/status/1314374928800509952?s=20LOSERBAIT FUCK OFF
>Amelia telling her viewers to off themselves via bombBased
Why isn't she playing on JP server?