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Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcY1yJ4z3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcY1yJ4z3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcY1yJ4z3c
>Hasn't watched the Dark KnightHOW
>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
>one guy mentions he's a lazy bum out of 10 questions>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THERAPY AGAIN!!!you guys are fucking sensitive wtf
DOCUMENTARY WATCH-A-LONG WITH AMELIAIT'S tfw no GF
>>27425689it's not good
>joker watchalongbasado
This is a picture of R.RAT. It replenishes your stamina upon viewing. Enjoy the stream and the thread.
Batman is overratedeveryone should pirate anime
uooooohhh amelia...
Ame time traveling on stream right now.
hey guys, I don't mean to flex or anything but damn I look good
Amelia... neither you nor me know what true happiness is like right now. But together, we can find it. I believe in it.Let's give ourselves a chance. I will do my best to complete you the way you complete me.
>>27425681you'd be surprised how many retards there are
Follow the Reaper
We're so slutty....
Reminder Haachama is HoloEN!https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA
>>27425706ogey
Say something nice about Amelia!
>I don't know about the be happy one
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humo
I want- NEED to RUB
BRAVO NOLAN>>27425554fuck this pose I'm already tired of it
>documentary watch alongsThat membership is looking real tempting right now.>>27425670Detective or time-travelling film.
I can't believe she picked the parent question. She is really strong for being able to talk about that on stream.
>>27425240>>27425263Isn't this one not getting archived because of Coin Game perms? I didn't see the latest Odyssey stream yet but I remember her saying otherwise in the one before that.
GET READY FOR THE DATE INVESTIGATORS
GANG GANG KAWAII
>>27425695I'd eat her
>dreams about the beach and wavesGurame is CANON
>>27425720I love her voice. Just did this too, ready for tonight and tomorrow.
How much does a week's worth of condoms cost, if I superchat after $100 have already been donated am I safe that she's going to spend the money on a teddy bear or something?
Those of you who are antis I have a favor to askCould you all die please
Why haven't you joined the KFP crew?
>>27425711>>27425715Damn, we're flexibleGood fitness reps, guys
>Gura dreamNarrativeBROS??
>>27425711Damn I’m looking good
dreaming Gura againone true pairing
>>27425700It's one of the best action movies of that decade. Fuck off contrarian.
Holy shit she answered my wave question
>>27425717Haachama hurt the feelings of 1.4 billion people.
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>her parents probably died in a boating accident out on the open sea>she's had nightmares of giant waves every other day sinceBros...
>can post imagesame is that you
Where are the therapy questions bros???I need life advice from a detective anime girl
>>27425720made for BBC
ame..
Remember that even if Amelia can't tell you how to be happy, she's always encouraging you to carve out a piece of happiness for yourself how you see fit.
>dreams about KiaraNarrative??
So her parents died in a storm at sea?
Her dreams are so autistic
>>27425723I wish she was carried by my cock
What the fuck is this dream
So what has happened so far with ame
Ame's voice and bgm helps stave off the dark thoughts.It helps not feeling so empty for a few hours.
>>27425738Stop posting picutres of me without my consent.
Mori love. Enjoy your Q&A with Ame, Teamates.
>>27425758We had one just now.
>Wave - Meaning of Dream.>Usually wave symbolizes human emotions, or events that are coming in the near future. In the dream you see an ocean of dark water, it means that your subconscious reflects your unconscious desires; and river water represents the flow of life in general, current affairs.Ame is stressed...
She has pretty interesting dreams desu
>depressing dream question turns into a rad Ninja Warrior dream
>>27425727a blooo blooo bloo
>>27425723and FotM on twitter
Ame...
>>27425700UUUU
Mori and Ame should do a watchalong collab seeing as how Mori likes mafia film
>>27425760Narrativebros???
>>27425723Yeah honestly Gura wouldn't be as popular if she didn't have all her many positive qualities to fall back on.
>>27425763IS the gold bond for jacking off or do you just have dry hands
YOUJUSTKNOW
>>27425738Go choke on a dick, chumbud nigger.
>More self-help shit
>>27425763Fat
>>27425693two now
>>27425720She’s cute and hot at the same time
>>274257621 free el gato disconnection
Kinda wanna see Ames dream animated.
Also whoever got her to save Fertilized eggs is BASED
>>27425760
Imagine this place if Amelia did a Gosling movie watch along.
salman
>>27425760Believing in this pseudoscience shit?
>>27425749only a gosling would remember something so specific
shout out to Autozone
i've been following these threads as much as i could since the debut - did i seriously miss confirmation of her parents death? we know from that twitlonger that her grandma died, but i thought she was just estranged from her parents? do i need to go trawling through the archives again?
>>27425760Bros....
>>27425720she's awakened my femdom fetish!
Can I just say I'm really glad to see Kiara have a smooth, fun stream? I just want all of 'em to succeed and enjoy themselves.
>>27425754It's like James and the Giant Peach
>>27425720Im glad shes able to stay positive even though shes had a lot of fucked past life experiences and more recently had her name dragged through the mud by idiots. Shes a great girl and deserves the best.
>>27425761Becky fears the Gigastacy.
>>27425750i want to hurt her womb with 1.4 billion of my swimmers!
>K-DramaFUCKING SELL
>K-dramaDump et
>K-Drama
>>27425750>Haachama hurt the feelings of the Zhao familyftfy
>>27425804>HOW ARE YOU SO POSITIVE AND UPBEAT AMEdude give it up, first time watching Marshmallow?
>>27425763What the fuck
>>27425763Is that a fucking fork in your pizza
>>27425760>>27425799Woah so this is the power of mumbo jumbo science?
>Everyone in chat is Saying mass effect 3I'm glad I'm not the only one still mad about how awful that ending was
>>27425797>dry your hands with the hair dryer>too dry, need to moisturize 'em>overdo it, now they're too moist>goto 1
>K-DRAMATENTACULTISTS QUICK YOUR NARRATIVES
>>27425799> may possibly fall in loveSorry guys, Ame's falling in love with me. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
>kdramaB-b-b-b-bros!?
>Ame likes KdramasI'm sorry Gura, but Ame was meant to be my oshi
>>27425837fucking sold, i'm out
>>27425797i dunno man... gold bond is known to be used for sweaty balls
>>27425763You're healthy food reps....
>>27425820It's from the darkest threads
>>27425720She cute>>27425756Here and watching Ame stream before I go to sleep
>>27425814>She watching bladerunner 2049>Its the chair clattering scene>"Yeah I know that feel guys"
>>27425818its mainly because enf makes me diamonds
>>27425799Release it on me, Ame. I'll be strong enough to withstand whatever it is you need to let out. And then I will hold you, embrace you, keep you safe and protect you.
>Crash the Korea FUD
>>27425846how do you eat it? by hand like an animal?
>>27425763wheres your ketchup ranch anon
>>27425825Huh? How?
>>27425799Ame about to have a heated gamer moment!
>>27425760Hold on Ame, I'm coming to save you.
>>27425820There was an answered question where she talked about being homeless and parentless.
>k-dramait's over
WHITE CHOCOLATE WW@
Man I would be mad at that series too. Fuck series that do that
>>27425760You can say this about literally any miscellaneous stressful dream
>>27425820>do i need to go trawling through the archives again?yes
No, white chocolate is not chocolate. It's shit.
>>27425858That sounds retarded. You're lying.
>>27425775Time to get back to work, deadbeats.
>milk chocolatevomitchads ww@
>I like dark chocolate.OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>27425828>Name through the mud.>OH NO A BUNCH OF MUDHUT DWELLING FLAT EARTHERS BELIEVE SOMETHING ABOUT ME.
>>27425815based
>>27425697>>27425712>>27425749>>27425813>>27425814>>27425848Fuck off
>Is white chocolate even chocolate?
>I LIKE THICK CREAM FROM DARK CHOCOLATE
>more cringe beta autism questionsFuck you faggots her stream is not your hugbox
I just don't get this autism thing, dad...
>She likes dark chocolatebros??
SHE LIKES DARK CHOCOLATE AND HEAVY CREAM. LMAO AT CONDOMKEKS
>wake up>Amelia says "thick cream"Nice
>>27425848wich one of the 3 did you finnd dissapointing?
>>27425865Patrician taste
Based, fuck White chocolate
Goslings, you know what chocolates to get her for the date now.
>>27425860the n*** threads? i don't remember anything about her parents from those...
>>27425763>eating pizza with a forkWhy would you do this
Dark chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>> milk chocolate = white chocolate
>americans think ferrero is fancy
Are you enjoying chimkin redemption arc?
>>27425848marauder shields...
>>27425820Not trying to be a doxxfaggot, but to at least correct the narrative here, it was her brother that died according to the twitlonger and both her parents died at a young age.
Shame Gura will never do a Q&A cause she's afraid of even mentioning a single thing related to her life
White Chocolate fags BTFO
FERERRO CHADS WW@
>>27425899She chose em to be fair
>>27425896no, but we give it a pass because it takes good.
>>27425896I mean, it isn't. It's basically all sugar.
>pursue my doctor, a pdfis she ok
>>27425763How do people eat this much food?
>>27425815Based
>>27425918Non-american here, It isn't?
>>27425899It's Amelia's fault for attracting that kind of audience.
>White is not even an optionAmekeks...
>Ferero Rocher is fancyConfirmed burger.
>>27425763Who just eats three slices of pizza
>>27425921There was nothing to redeem, but yes
Steve...
So this is why she's after the chunny
F
>>27425905of the endings?they were all equally pretty awful
>Steve IrwinHe was my childhood hero too, I cried all day when he died
>marine biologistShe won't stop dropping clues holy shiiiiit
so this is where gurame came from
>>27425918Bro look, it's all we got. Please understand
>STEVEUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH AMELIAAAA PLEASE PET ME
>>27425918Shit's like a dollar a piece.
>>27425918It isnt? It feels almost as fancy as those tiny little portions rich people eat.
>kdrama>white chocolate>pdf degreeAme....
Rip Steve Irwin. Gone but never forgotten.
>>27425925Is that the same brother she built a PC for?
>>27425927Good. She must remain anonymous.
>>27425778>literally nothing: the sentenceWow
>>27425929>white chocolatethat's not even chocolate
>>27425936Is a recurrent joke, comes from the surgeon sim collab
Doesn't literally everyone go through a marine biologist phase?
>>27425894>still seething about Gosling
>>27425820I was 100% sure we already knew her parents were deadAre you sure she never mentioned this before? It's so clear in my mind.
>>27425945No, it isn't
What the fuck is going onWatson... yamete...
Whitechocolatebros...how do we recover from this...?
>>27425927she should do it all in character and just improv an entire Atlantean history
>>27425674How fat do you think Amelia is IRL? I can hear her landwhale come out when she eats. Also how many dicks do you think Kiara took during her modeling career?
>>2742591799% > All
I TOLD YOU GUYS AMELIA-TAN WAS A GOOD GIRLSHE'S A SWEET, GOOD GIRL
Cookies & Cream bars are the superior chocolate.
>>27425955>It's been 14 years
>Amelia is a booth girl
>E3 Based
>>27425912look up the latest archives and you'll find a decent summary + some more newish info.>>27425927I think she's just immensely shy, I hope she opens up more. God I want to know what she talked about with Marine
>>27425927it is sad, but if it protects her identity then it's for the best. hopefully she can come up with some kind of zatsudan format that works for her.
>>27425976I wanted to be a train driver my entire life and now I'm just a computer nerd
ex gamestop worker confirmed
>>27425925did you even read the twitlonger? it was her grandmother
>>27425972Yeah I know, I want her to stay safe too. But it does make you feel "closer" to your oshi when they talk about something, you know what I mean?Bonding time I guess.
>E3>
>>27425976eh, some kids have dinosaur or astronaut phasesbut yea, pretty common
>>27425894Hello again, faggot.
>>27425723She's also very boring, except all the cases where she's not and most of her subs are dead and don't watch her despite almost all of her VODs having 400k+ views per stream.
Gega Senesisbased
>The Jega SenesisFUND IT
>Has had work at E3I thought you guys said she was unprofessional
>>27425927She doesn't even have to get too personal. Just mention her other favorite anime, favorite color, music, etc. Just her interests.
JEGA SENSIS BRSO WHERE YOU AT
i just had a dream where i donated 500 dollars to one of the holoENs and i ended up freaking out so now i'm too scared to donate or buy any of the memberships...
>Gega Senesis
Jega Sinesis
>>27425993Same weight as you, and same as you
did she used to work for a game company or something?
wait she was WORKING on a time fucking sega genesis was being sold?
Gega Senesis, my favorite console.
SEGA GENESIS HOLY FUCK SHES ANCIENT
>>27425977>seethingGo back
>doxxing herselfoh no..
NUPER SINTENDOGEGA SENESIS
>>27425918Its fancier than a fucking hershey's bar.
>working at e3>talking about the sega genesishow old is Amelia?
How fucking old is she?
>Ame was a booth babenot sure if based
>>27425993>How fat do you think Amelia is IRL? No fatu whale allowed at hololive>Also how many dicks1. Mine.
Jega does what Sintenesis denesis
>>27426024>Just mention her other favorite animeSHE can't do that anon
Amelia...
>>27426047what isn't?
>>27425993her roommate isn't fat
>>27425885https://youtu.be/RkmnfHjMJJw?t=337
>>274260482_
>>27426053>No fatu whale allowed at hololive>He doesn't know
>talking about a Sega GenesisSo she was at least 18 in the mid 90s?
WHICH FALLOUT THO
>>27426053>No fatu whale allowed at hololiveOkayu.
>embarrassing storyoh no no>working at E3>said gega senesis instead of sega genesis>asked an old dude and a young dude if they were father or son but they were coworkers
>>27425994>99%I bet you like your coffee black
>>27425905green explosions was terrible, it was greenblue explosions was okay, I like bluered explosions was great, it's my favourite colour
>>27426023Na she was even nominated for an emmy once
>Wishes she could replay Bioshock first time againBASED
>>27425977Stop replying to that skitzo. Keep posting goslings and have him screech autistically in the corner.
Bioshock is just worse System Shock1/2
>sega genesis>console was discontinued in 1999>amelia is at least 36 years old
>>27426033is gamestop a game company?
>>27426053>No fatu whale allowed at hololiveMatuli... Korosan... Miosha...
>>27426039dilate
>>274260722
>>27425927Why is she so ashamed of her past /jp/?
Amelia would have to be at least 48
god Amelia has terrible taste in video games
>>27425876i don't think "parentless" = dead, i think estrangement is more likely given the other facts we have
>>2742604830 year old boomer
>BioshockCan't complain, I wish I could experience BS1 for the first time.
>>27425918But's gold bro.GOLD! Only good one of the 3 edel brans is raffaello.
I pity people who don't have a legit crush on a holo girl in here like I do.When you can actually feel your oshi inside your heart, it's something else.
No wonder she sucks at games. She has Arthritis.
>>27426053>No fatu whale allowed at hololiveOk*yu might disagree
>>27426035It was probably a question about one of those mini consoles that came out relatively recently.
>wants to replay InfiniteThat's it, I'm selling my Watsoncoins
A MAN CHOOSESA SLAVE OBEYS
>amelia drinking alcohol
>>27426004the last time she did a zatsudan she mentioned her love for city pop and basically gave herself away. she'll never do it again
>Likes BioshockBuy Buy Buy>Inifnite>SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>27426038>>27426048The Sega Genesis Mini was featured in last year's E3.
>ame is in her early 50s
>>27426048It’s likely it was for the Sega Genesis Mini from last year.
>>27426092>it's bad if it's popular
>>27426063gold bond powder you dumb ass, ops photo is clearly a lotion.
>>27425993>Also how many dicks do you think Kiara took during her modeling career?For whities in Asian countries "Modeling" is just a fancy undercover term for escort.
HOW?
How old is Ame?
>>27426055>>27426024i believe i heard a hinako note reference in the pacify stream yesterday
>>27426083Shit, I'm 36.
>>27426127that means you have a chance, anon
>>27426084why would a gamestop retail employee be at e3 for business
>>27426083You can buy used consoles anon
she probably meant the mini version you tards
>>27426063Thats powder tho he had lotion in the pic
>>27426102She still hot tho?
SUPER NINTENDO, JEGA SENESISWHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE MAN, I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS
>>27426125>>27426124She time travelled bakas
>ame is 70
>>27425739Unavailable in my country and I dunno if I'll get in trouble using a VPN
>>27425977>>27426079Not even a goslingfag but still hope that schizo stays seething
>>27425937High metabolism. I have to stop myself from eating a whole pizza whenever I order pizza from somewhere. If I didn't care about my weight, I could eat a whole pizza in one sitting.
>>27426080System Shock remake is looking good, maybe she or Gura can play it when it's out.
>>27426080Okay grandpa, go back to bed.
>>27425700Thank you Anon for saying what needed to be said, godspeed
>>27426125She's actually only 24
>>27426068>>27426073>>27426085>>27426102>they don't know about the monthly reports doxxogey
>playing FalloutMy Iron became Big Iron
lol she picked my question again. 3 times now bros.. I'm gonna make it.
>>27426125>>27426124She wasn't at e3 for the release of the Genesis you retards
You guys do realize some stores sell old consoles?
>>27426124>>27426125TIME TRAVEL
>>27426116;_;
>>27426124>>27426125Come on anons, we already knew she was a time traveller
>>27426117Depends on if she liked the ending or the dlc or the gameplay
>>27426139anon.... I'm sorry......
>>27426124>>27426125Are you legitimately retarded?
>>27426118I was just about to ask about the Mini.
>Gura's uselessNARRATIVE??
>>27426124>>27426125could be a gega senesis nimi
>ame is streaming from the nursing home
>>27426069I know posts like this are jokes but there are probably people that think like this.
Imagine being stuck on the island with this
>Ame is over 30Her eggs are dying at an alarming rate. Goslings need to hurry
>Gura is useless
>>27426124>>27426125I had mine for almost a decade after getting it handed down to me by my older brother
>>27426124>>27426125How old are YOU guys that you had to look up when the genesis came out?
>Gura is uselessThat's it. Cancelling my Ame membership right now.
>Gura's uselessAme!?
>Gura's uselessFucking cold blooded
>>27426124>>27426125There's actually a Sega Genesis Mini which was presented at the E3 2019.
>Gura is uselessHey.
>Gura is uslessChumbuds!?!
>"Gura's useless"Narratives??
CHUMBUDSS GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>27426013She can still say things, she just has to pick the questions herself and avoid any and all questions that could make her slip some info in. Sharing her likes/dislikes, taste in games, movies etc is all fine, it doesn't reveal anything personal.
>>27426132did she say e3?
Amelia...the Burger Marine...
>>27426124>>27426125
>Gura is fucking worthless, I hope she graduates from lifewtf amelia
OH NO NO NO NO CHUMCHADS
>Gura is uselessCNANCEL HER
>Ask if she any senpai has reached out to her or if she has planned any cross-gen collabs.>Instead get questions like: DUDE KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ON YOUR CAKE?? xD
>>27426131Abayo virginity!
Kiara watchout
>>27425706Have you never played MGS3? You have to eat it to replenish your stamina lmfao fucking noob
>Gura's useless
>Gura is useless/u/bros...
>>27426137>>27426122its just a matter of what you prefer. lotion is when you dont want it to be messy
>>27425763Fatass
>>27426157>>27426159She said she was talking about a console that was coming out
Kiara doesn't resurrect if you eat her...
>>27426074Actually both. I can handle black coffee and can enjoy a cappuccino or hot cocoa.
I'm pretty sure she meant Sega Genesis Mini since Genesis released in 1989 and first E3 was in 1995
Kiara can't catch a break...
>KiaraWhat the fuck was that answer
>Gura's uselessAme, please.. the ChumMate treaty...
CANNABLISM
I grew up with the sega master system how old does that make me?
>Ame wants to kill Kiarawtf, they really hate each other
>>27426157The latest year the sega genesis was available was 1999, and this is E3 we're talking about>>27426159E3, not a store
I WANNA EAT KIARA
>you can use her tentacles as uh... tools
The narratives are writing themselves.
>>27426126she references it every time she says shaaaaaaark to be fair
>kiara for unlimited foodsame
Couldn't Gura just swim and get help/food?She seems like one of the most useful
This is war, Amefags.
So the new pairing is AmexKiara now?
>>27426138Yeah, this album is dedicatedTo all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin'And all the niggas in the struggleYou know what I'm sayin'? It's all good, baby baby
>gura is useless>I want gura so I can murder heruhhhhh based?
>Gura is uselessN-n-narrative?>She goes for Kiara to eat her out again and again?N-N-N-NARRATIVE, TRINITARDS?
UNLIMITED TENDIES?!
>Kiara vore
>>27426178It's older than me.
>>27426159Do you not know what E3 is? I mean sure there wasn't one this year but still.
>Amelia - Kiara animosity is realBecky's GOING DOWN
>>27426171>amelia stream gura ame
Anons I played on a n64 and I’m 20 boomer and gen x gamers often shared their consoles with their kids
>Eating Kiara because she regeneratesI am... Fire Punch.
Chumbuddies...
>>27426211She resurrects once you poop her out.
>only wants to bring Kiara so she can murder her over and over againbros...
>Eternal suffering for KiaraAme... what the fuck
>>27426083LMAO, Can you imagine all that roommate drama was aimed to the wrong person and Amelia is still a mystery overall.Narrative autistits on suicide watch.
Ame... your Kiara reps..
>>27426080
>You can kill Kiara over and over again and eat her bodyWtf
> Sega GenesisUh so is Ame the oldest hololiver?
heh, roasted chicken.
>>27426016Fuck him up Drive Gosling
>kiara who you can kill and eat over and over againwow ame psychopath much?
>Kiara so she can eat her>Doesn't know about Kiara's lore where she said if you ate her and pooped her out she wouldn't reviveAME NO DON'T EAT THE CHICKEN!
Ame-chan's fat, sweaty tits!
>>27426171>Kiara ameHOW DID THE WORD CLOUD KNOW?!?!
>>27426193yeah
Kiara's delicious body...
Ame mentions Gura a lot.....
>>27426085>Matuli... Korosan...Both already slimmed enough.Especially Matuli.
>>27425763i just want to know why the fuck theres a hairdryer in this combo
>>27426241my dick is older than me cause it came outta my momma before I did
>willing to eat ina's tentacles, and kiara's...everything>wouldn't want to hurt GuraNARRATIVEBROS?????????
>>27426266just chop off an arm and kill her or something. You don't have to eat her whole
>>27426234yeah, for the people who get off on cannibalism i guess
>>27426229SHaaAaAark
>>27426261Maybe that or she was raised by a gamers
>>27426241It's older than me too but I watched AVGN and shit growing up. I feel like the only people who literally don't know what the genesis is or when it came out have to be under 21.
>>27426080system shock aged like milk
>Ame would Agni KiaraBased
Isn't her cats name Roswell?
Imagine delivering a pizza to a house and ame and mori open the door.......
Watson is dogpilled
animals?
>Trinity HouseBros....
>>27426138IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>Characters: Amelia Watson, Takanashi Kiara>Tags: Amputee, Guro, Vore, Cannibalism
>>27426298wellington
You're in deep waters now Watson...
>>27426072NV obviously
>>27425718uohhh! cute and funny!
>>27426268i'm so fucking horny and lonely...
>>27426284Heat up the lotion
>>27426186Good enough friends to banter instead of walk on egg shells.
them burps are so fucking fake, Jesus christ.
>somebody asked about her parents https://youtu.be/w1o4O2SfQ5g
>ankiWhich one of you is this?
>>27426291sugoi
Guys... she doesn't want to move in with the other HoloENs because she doesn't want to impose her boyfriend on them...
is bioshock remastered a good remaster?
>>27426303The dream
>>27426080Finishing SS1 became such a slog because the combat is shit with all those hitscanners. Great story, though.
>>27426286Feet First Fag
>>27426296I know what it is am under 21
>chad trying to help her keep up with her JP repsbased
>>27426298Wellington
>>27426139She perfect.
>>27426124>>27426125Mini version came out last year. Or maybe Ame is older than Korone and Marine...
>>27426304I USED TO READ COMPLEX MAGAZINE
THE NARRATIVES ARE WRITING THEMSELVES
>>27425763I would kill for some pizza right now.
JOPs kinda stopped watching EN huh...
Who da FaQ is Ricky
>>27426085Matuli slimmed downKorosan has muscle under that fatYou missed the Fatcat
>>27426315God I hope so>>27426087Also good
>ame mentions something slightly suggestive>Chat: LEWD LEWD LEWD she really got all the coomers
Amelia is just jealous that Kiara is making her own goslings fanbase.
>>27426247Im 20 too and still have my n64 and gamboy advanced
>>27425763>Guaranteed_replies.jpg
>>27426348for sure yeah
>>27426349Kicky Ricky
>>27426348Ame gets some JOP supachats
>>27426348It’s not their time zone yet
>>27426325Bro fucking everyone who attempts to learn japanese knows what anki is.
Punching ame everytime she hiccups!
>>27425925both her older and younger brothers are still alive afaik
one free BITE
>>27426233Gura can't swim, she uses floaties.
>I don't like hot water
>cold tea>exclusively drinks ice teaAmerisharts....
>>27426341>Or maybe Ame is older than Koronewait, how old is korone?
>>27426203When did you send in your question? She's said they usually pick from the more recent ones sent in before they close them off. She answered my experiencing a story for the first time again question and I sent it in like three or so hours ago.
>>27426323>she picked the question anyway and took it like a champI regret my words and actions.
>>27426322?
trick question, don't!
>,orIdiot.
>>27426291!!!Nice trip
>>27426348Check the time, shitposter-kun.
these questions are all lame where's the one asking her about her tits
>>27426348Only Amelia, JOPs love Gura, they like Ina's art streams though, I see some of them in the JST time streamers
>>27426348morning + vocal minority. Speak Nip and they'll come out.
>>2742637935
>>27426376Ah right, forgot about that
>>27426085Festival isn't fat anymore, still crazy sure
>>27426379She's been through 3 divorces...
>Ame is water typeEskimo detective???
>>27426348There are still a lot of lurkers. They don't normally chat.
Eternal 2010's Internet reminder that Amelia Watson is a Time Lord
>salt elementokay I laughed
I've never seen Avatar TLA
I liked Ame's advice and I think it's a super shameful hting that the manager made her stop doing it, she seemed a lot more comfortable with that.
Ame is clearly and Earthbender becuase she always gets me ROCK HARD
>>27426348What are they meant to get out of a stream like this?
She knows exactly what she is saying, she is playing you gosling posters like a fiddle
>>27426381Roughly 6-7 hours ago.
WHERE'S OCCULTFAG THIS IS HIS TIME TO SHINE
>>27426379Mid 30s.
>>27426357Game boy advance sp for me but yeah do boomers think we don’t know about their culture because we didn’t grow up with it when they never shut up about it and we watch them talk about it while growing up
I fucking hate this stupid spic...
>>27426416hayai
>>27426409Now you should. Just to get all the memes.
>>27426348it's 6am in japan they're still sleeping
>>27426416Based
>poison
>>27426348Your timezone reps anonchama...
>>27426413Wouldn't have it any other way... the way she pulls me in, pushes me away, only to do it all over again
>>27426297Genius
>>27426379>>27426404Gangsta doggo gets me going anon, holy shit.
>>27426392There was one. She also called gura out
>>27426411Your fake-anime lore reps...She would be a water bender so she could blood bend your dick as hard as possible
>>27426416You're pretty good
>>27426416noice
>>27426416Noice
>>27426427>all the memeswhere did you come from?
>>27426416Nice Sanic.
>>27426397>>27426419>no christmas cake dog gfbros...
I'm addicted to youDon't you know that you're toxic?And I love what you doDon't you know that you're toxic?
>>27426416The Gega Senesis does what Dintennon't
Holy shit clip this
>>27426413I don't understand this narrative.
!!!
singing?
SURPRISE CONCERT
Ame is the only person capable of suppressing the ceaseless suffering within me...
>>27426416Based Sanic
It is so easy to get (You)s here lol
Instrument time?
>Called gura uselessFriendship: 100
>>27426419Based
>>27426458kek
>>27426397>>27426404>>27426419WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?
xylophone?
>YOU WERE HERE LIVE FOR AME'S KALMIBA STREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27426049mid to late 20's is probably a safe bet.
>kalimbanice
IM ALREADY REACHING FOR MY GOSLING FOLDER
ooooo I love this song
Someone post a Gosling for me. I'm at work.
One summer's day Based
>>27426470You just now figured that out?
>>27426357What, did your parents scavenge it out of a garage sale? If you're 20 then you it would've been like 2006 before you even had a big enough brain to understand what was even going on. Thats 10 years after release.
Nice...
>Has a xylophone Why!?
That's a made in abyss song right?
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>27425723You're right on one of those things, yeah.
I wasn't ready for this
is that Rewrite ost?
>>27426379She’s been married a few times and has a kid iirc
Was this Clannad or some other Key thing?
>she has a kalimbaalright..
>>27426416Gotta go Zoom-Zoom
take me away...
>tfw Amelia is holding a concert for me
feels like a fucking pokemon event, we're nostalgic now
>>27426348JOPs get too scared to post in chat when theres too much english, this happens occasionally in the JP girls' EOP pandering streams too.
>>27426495Spirited Away
>>27426329Yeah, as her boyfriend, I think that would be kind of rude to the others, we can get pretty loud during sex.
bros.....
>>27426479Come on bro do your roommatereps
>>27426479I want her to be my sugar momma...
>H-hold onmy heart....>>27426486
I just found the soundtrack for my suicide...
amelier wartson is so talented
>>27425711Why are you reposting my /fit/ pics here? Fuck off.
>>27426503Might be, I could swear I heard it somewhere
>>27426495Spirited Away you zoomer
>>27426486I got you
Ame your nails
>>27426404time for lucky number 4
>>27426495No, it's Ghibli I think.
>>27426474Indeed.Only real friends are able to trash talk each other so easily.
AMECOINS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF I KNEEL
>>27426495Anonchama... your Ghibli reps...
if I had a fucking dollar every time I heard this fucking piece on campus while passing the piano practice rooms I'd be a rich fucking man
>Spirited AwayBased
>>27426049Can't confirm but she's definitely older than Mori. Mori just talks like a boomer stuck in 2013.
>all these morans trying to find some way to eat Kiara such that she still resurrectsJust wait for her to lay an egg and eat those.
>The next Holo EN collab has all members show up with recorders just to torture the reaper
>>27426494it's a kalimba you mong
Ame... your kalimba reps
this is bad
BROS. IT'S HERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd7KC3PaEaA
>>27426514>Intimidated by words on a screenDo nips really?
I wish meidos would mass ban goslings
What's this song from?Her gasps and stumbles are hitting hard.
holy shit.... every stream she finds a new way to capture my heart
OUR DETECTIVE CANT BE THIS CUTE
I never thought I'd ever upload Gosling, but here I am...
cute...
>>27426416thank u sanic
what's this from?
Is the Titanic theme?
>>27425750Those aren't people.
>>27426514kek
She's practicing to play alongside Gura and her banjo
Holy fuck she's shit
Wait that last bit was from Close Encounters
>>27426551Which is what makes it good.
>>27426486
>>27426568KEK
>>27426458Fucking kek, thanks anon
>>27426568nice
>>27426492My baby sitter had one in her garage and all the kids had turns playing dk64 Kirby 64 Mario party and Mario 64
>>27426568that was fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mankDo your OST reps
>>27426544>eggWAIT THATS MEAME WILL SWALLOW ME UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amelia getting stage fright is so cute bros...
>>27426544>moranYour spelling reps...
>>27426579HoloEN band when?
>>27426568lmao
>>27426575>thompnail
If you think about it, no face was a goslingposter
I was supposed to stop watching the streams
>>27426568kek
>>27426379Judging her tastes and consoles owned, probably 32-35.
>He regressed to goslingposting for that
>>27426085>MatuliDoes this look like a fat woman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMniKfDDXmw
>>27426551I like how the instrument sounds, if she practices more I could listen a whole stream of it
>>27426492My brother is 5 years older than me and technically it was his but he commited suicide a few years ago so it's my depressing N64 now
>>27426568h-hayai
nice to see the gosling /v/ cancer posters are backnot
>She hasn't read the manga yetI don't want to sell but...
I was getting tired of gosling but this thread has made me come around on them again.
Her voice is pure sex to my ears I don't know why but I just find it so attractive.
>>27426554Yes, watch the amegura collab or at least the part where they talk in japanese. They came out as soon as they heard some japanese
I'm surprised people still don't know Spirited Away. It's the most overrated Ghibli movie
>she likes people that are stupid and usefulguys...
Bros... im stupid and useful!
>>27426544>repeatedly impregnating Kiara and eating the eggsSounds like great time!
>>27426568Nice
>>27426568HAYAI ANON
>>27426568thank you zoomer
>>27426404Three? I thought it was only one, Jesus
>>27426568Holo kek
>she likes dumb guysI THINK I HAVE A CHANCE WITH AMELIA BROS
>>27426568Incredible
>scared to play instruments in front of an audience >sings jank off-key karaoke
>>27426564>>27426562>>27426523>>27426521I can't watch the stream right now, whad did she do this time?
>he is kind of stupid and that's why I like himI HAVE A CHANCE BROS
>>27426568This was too fast. Clearly Ame had it ready and posted this.
>>27426614Manager san...
>>27426545>Everyone is torturing deathNARRATIVE BROS!?
>>27426619PorcoCHADS RISE UP
>>27426580but the soul, anon...
>>27426608We're here forever
stop with the fucking therapy questions
Amelia Watson likes men
YES THERAPY TIME
My purpose in life is cumming to 2D
goslingbros???
Another one of these questions...
>>27426611I hope this shit is just ironic this time cause I'm starting to get real tired of all the spam anytime she does anything
She likes himbos not retardsNone of you have himbo energy
>another therapy questionFAQ Manager-san
>>27426341How old is Marine? I always assumed roughly between 27 and 30
>Ame likes psychopaths Looks like goslingposter have a chance
another one
>>27426643SHE'S HERE
>>27426638She made an ear bleed emote just because she was nervous
>>27426568God damnit anon!
My purpose is cunny
>>27426657Stop doxxing me with these pics
The purpose in life is that there is no purpose in life. Unshackle yourself and just enjoy your time here.
>she likes idiots who at least make themselves usefulBros... this is my chance
OH NO ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONS!!!!TIME TO COMPLAIN ON /HLGG/
>parents story again
DOGPILLED
>>27426599>he doesn't know
>>27426624>>27426625Too bad I'm only stupid
>>27426613It's a fantastic instrument, I hope she keeps up with it
>Do you have a favorite dog breed?FUCK OFF /HLG/JUST FUCK OFF
You just know...
Amelia Peterson!
>>27426664I-I can be Ame's himbo...
>>27426416blessed
>>27426667Early-mid 20’s
>>27426653Waaahhhhhhhhhhh people are having fun waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>>27426614dont end up like reckful
>>27426661this isn't a hugbox pussy
>>27426678You've come to the right place!
>didn't pick enough questions againDAMNIT AME PICK MORE QUESTIONS!
>>27426494Kalimba actually. This was a plucking instrument sound, not a percussion one.
>>27426673we are united in purpose
>>27426676then it just means your purpose in life is enjoying yourself, lol
>>27426678shut up manager pick better questions
44 MINUTES>44 MINUTES44 MINUTES>44 MINUTES44 MINUTES>44 MINUTES
Thanks for sending in therapy questions you faggots.
Bichon...I had a two Havanaise...
low energy
>>27426612It's a shame that Festival is so batshit insane. She's really cute.
Take the dogpill
ALREADY!? FUCK
>>27426653amelia is for ina!
>>27426664Damn I wish I was dumber now, maybe I could be a himbo.
Oh, the arcade date is getting archived?
>>27426554It's a culture thing. Japanese generally don't like being "disruptive" like that.
>>27426707And it ain't /r9k/ either, faggot
So when is Shark doing he rnext singing stream.
after amelia reads golden kamuy she'll become a koito and tsukishima fan, mark my words, her roommate already liked fanart of them on her old twitter
what the fuck you guys should've asked more questions
>>27426653She likes both. Said so in Marshmallow 3
>it’s a therapy question>it’s also the gayest question imaginableJust neck yourselves teamates
>>27426695>Wash your *hic* penis!
Amelia in West Coast confirmed
>>27426668
>>27426715>she has to prepare for our date together please understand.
>tfw too smart for amelia
Ina drew me!https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1314315065009426432?s=20
>>27426693We were Ame's dogs before /hlg/ started fucking dogs
>SEAnigs and other scum thinks they can even compare to Reyn.
>didn't pick my question about whether we'll split the cost of the date or if she expects me to pay
See you guys later, I gotta go prepare for my date.
Okay Teamate here, until later fellow anons.I know that some schizos will start spamming now so it's not worth sticking around.
>>27426736she get thousands of questions anon, its her decision how many questions to answer.
AHHHHHHHH
>The arcade date will public for limited timeGosling posters, I thought your date will be intimate
>>27426728>watching Amelia be on a date with someone who is not you, days after it actually happenedpoorfagchamma...
>tfw no money to take amelia on an arcade date...
guess i'm going to bed, good night everyone...
is this the shortest stream yet?
>>27426554People will say they're "polite" but really they're just sissies
>ducks mayo Never gonna make it condiment lad
>>27426728Didn't she say she didn't get permissions?
>>27426178Reminder that people born in 2002 can post here
Gura Minecraft in 3 hours?
>>27426568perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekVkReUfbeM
>>27426754based reyn time
>>27426702that anon asked for Marine's age, not Ame
>>27426724Inferior to GurAme in every way.
>>27426729That sounds so beta and cuck'd. Jesus christ, they can't all be like this right? Like the normal, non-neet japs are normal right?
>>27426734November 1st
how long will be the date stream do you think. I have like 90minutes before needing to go to work...
>>27426730Goslings are core /hlg(g)/ deal with it
>>27426771She's cracked the case!
>>27426771please be in london
>shes doing the XQC donation counterBASED
>>27426747Damn, I'm pretty flexible.
Do you have your date outfit picked out?
>>27426784
>>27426736She's answered 4 of my questions so far.
>>27426771Every time
>>27426744God imagine being so mentally ill that this is an acceptable worldview
Sorry for making her cut it short but we're going on a date later. Hope you guys understand.
>>27426791Yes, I know.
>>27426793no lol
>>27426419>stupid boomer dog is better at kusoge than meFuck...
>>27426771I love you Amelia-tan
>>27426771Wow, Amelia. What the fuck?
>>27426747anon you gotta work on your flexibility if you want to do the I pose properly!
>>27425763You again? You still haven't answered whats the blowdryer for you fucker.
>>27426771Get the hell out of here, Denton
>>2742666728. She was 27, but her birthday already passed.
>>27426771shut up ame
>>27426639She played 'One Summer's Day' from Spirited Away on kalimba. It was pretty bad, bud I love Joe Hisaishi's melodies and the way she played it was, let's say, 'wholesome'.
>>27426793>hlg and hlgg driving people to jp who don't know about japanese culture
>>27426705My dad is still alive so if anything happens it wont be until he is gone. Thinking my ps2 and n64 is fucking depressing tho. Something that brought so much joy in my childhood makes me sad and that sucks.
>>27426790GurAme has sunk
"Girlfriend experience" is quite probably the cringiest shit imaginable.
>>27426673>>27426712us three
>>27426479No one tell him about Botan
>>27426771based amelia
>>27426612why is she streaming on this channel?
>>27426784Why is she so horny and easily embarrassed?
>even her tea is salty
Who prepping for the date here?Shit, I need to wash my car.
>>27426771COME TO BRAZIL
>>27426790no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27426759good call, im out too
>>27426802
>>27426611The /vhlgg/ hivemind has decided it's okay now for some reason so now all the seanigs from before are back at it. Not that I really mind honestly
>>27426802lole
>>27426833See you there, bro
This is going to be my first time dating and it's with Ame what do I do?
>>27426784more mori clips are daijobu
>>27426693You can't fuck Bubba though. He is a small breed, you will kill him.
>>27426516>>27426529fuck your movies for kidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dePqGlt_gqc
Bros.. suddenly I'm getting hungry for a four cheese hot pocket. I haven't eaten one in literally decades
>>27426835h-how old is her?
>>27426833Why?
>>27426793SEAmonkeys and spics should learn some humility and net etiquette from the Japs.
>4cheese flavorNarrativebros?
>>27426802Pajama pants no shirt
>>27426829delusional
>>27426842Going to take a nice nap so I'm fully awake and can give her my full attention.
>>27426780Oh shit, that's tonight?
>>27426771God ame are you gonna upload that sissy Hypno vid for them soon
>>27426826but I love*What the fuck am I writing
>>27426865
>>27426809Seeing people genuinely defending that guy every time those pages gets posed will always be fucking surreal to me.
>>27426800I know her roommate is an XQC fan judging by her Twitch follows, so it's probably intentional. It'd sure explain a lot of her autism.
>lettuce on a hotdogAme...
>>27426870She enjoys mixing four different kinds of dickcheese together
>>27426673>>27426712>>27426832
>>27426833No less cringe than cunny obsession. Just enjoy the ride anon.
>JEWSEXWhat did she mean?
>dews ecksconfirmed doesnt browse here
>Deuce ExAmelia...
>>27426827>otaku culture = japanese cultureeh?
>Deuce Ex
>>27426870bad call. narrativefags will be focusing on dream interpretation after this stream.
>Doesn't know how to pronounce Deus Exohnononono
>Deus ExAlright this is based
>>27426875She just called Gura useless
>>27426771toxic.
>>27426802I'll be wearing cowboy boots
>do sexOkay Ame...
>>27426802Gonna look like a fucking fool at the Arcade anon.
>>27426865mid 40s
>deuceshe's so stupid I love her
>>27426865you don't want to know trust me
>Do sexNarrative bros?
>deus exBASED
>>27426602soooooon
>>27426823Figured, seeing her go through her art book and seeing the anime and shows she was drawing around the same grades I was in
>>27426784I'm so glad I found Mori. She's become not only my favorite EN holo but one of my favorites overall. It feels like hanging out with my friends in high school again.
>Deus Ex>Du sexJa, bitte
>>27426793its only for Japanese people thoughthey hate you if you aren't Japanese and will just straight up not allow you to live in certain areas of japanalso if you dont follow some of the rules you will be mocked by all your neighbors and will have someone come and tell you to do better
>>27426827>Being meek and submissive is cultureHow did they go from intense samurai warriors and crazy soldiers that would rather have their entire civilization be wiped off the face of the earth than surrender to this?
>Deus ExPlease be the first one...
>Gura playing banjo, lead singer>Amelia on kalimba, maybe piano>Mori on workstation/launchpad/mixboard, provides rap vocals>Kiara on maracas (or drums?), backup vocalist>Ina on ?????What genre of music is this band going to be?
>>27426893cringe all you want, i will never betray my devotion to cunny
What else will Ame do for the right price
>for a price
>>27426902Dumbass
Ame has inspired me try Kranch. Wish me luck bros.
enjoy your date with amelia everybody, i guess i'll just fap to NTR doujins because i can't be bothered to pay even 5 dollars for her...
>>27426912just tell me
>>27426795>spamming the threads anytime Amelia does a thing is core /hlgg/Yeah sure if you're a /v/edditor
>>27426865last I checked the average age of the holos was in their 30s, don't be so surpisedanyways botan... definitely just fap to her character, she's past her prime, I'll say that much
>>27426923I can think of two reasons
>>27426822i just wanted to let you know that you can have this onions food
>>27426602At this rate it's going to be bluegrass.
>>27426946>average age in the 30stry late 20's, only a few of them are over 30
>>27426085Not on my watch friend.
>>27426744Jesus christ Aka.
>>27426929>>Ina on ?????My dick :D
when is gura gonna stream again?
>>27426835I've seen some clips. She makes the same references my uncles 10 years older than me make. And just turned 30. She old.
>>27426929This is like the Linkin Park lineup lol
>>27426919Yeah same. Mori's such a cool person. I didn't expect to like her so much.
Among Us confirmed let's goooo
>>27426923Nuclear weapons, anon.
>>27426865At least 30
>>27426929Ina on drums
>>27426946h-how much past her prime?
>>27426929Alternative Country Grunge
How many times have the holoEN girls been asked about Among Us at this point?
>>27426661You wishhttps://pastebin.com/qVNV9ndM
>>27426858keep that spaghetti in check anon- OH FUCK IT'S ALREADY EVERYWHERE
>Among us after collab banMight be kino.
>>27426653I like men too. What's the big deal?
>>27426970In 3 hours.
>>274269703 hours. Making brown bricks in Minecrap.
>>27426970tonight, like 3 hours i think
>>27426922>They wont allow you to live in certain areasI doubt its legal to actually discriminate. What are the gonna do, try and bully me?>if you dont follow arbitrary rules you will be mocked and scolded by people you barely knowOh no, I'm not accepted by crazy bugmen obsessed with conformity. I've been isolated from a society that wasnt gonna let me in anyway! How will I ever recover?
>>27426970tonight, schedule is on her twitter
>>27426174THICC
>>27426918>>27426929Maybe some electroswing or country?If Ina learns a brass they have a indie jazz set.
>amelia playing world of lightshes going to smash desk-kun in two
>>27426865anon this guy wasn't joking...>>27426909
>>27426053>no fatu whale allowedWhat about my wife Moona?
>>27426986Countless. And it probably won't stop even after they play it.
Please use this Mori responsibly!
>>27426970she's gonna stream minecraft in some hours
Is anybody gonna upload an archive of the date
>>27426923>would rather have their entire civilization be wiped off the face of the earth than surrender to thisBecause that almost happened.
>>27426802how do I look boys?
>not one of the 184 feet related questions I sent in made it into the q&aoh well bad luck...
>>27426973lmao
>>27426986I want them to play phasmophobia more desu
>>27427011Poorfags can wait.
>>27426923america forced them
>Swift cummyDare I say based?
Keep in mind that there are going to be goslingers that are going to unironically dress up for the arcade date.
I want some of Ame's monitor juice...
>>27426986Too many times
>>27427011itll be uploaded on her channel 24 hours later, just wait
>>27427007Moona isn’t fat she is just buffet anon
>>27427016Looking tight bros
>Monitor juiceShe said it again..
>>27427008Oh no... I posted the one where I didn't do it properly... gomen...
>>27426909>>27427004wait, really?
>sTrEaM AmoNg uSHow many times are we gonna have to go over this shit
>>27427011My dude she's gonna post it publicly within a day
>>27426942It will be public archived later on
>>27427028I already put a nice shirt on
>>27426840Kissless virgin
>>27426989Goslings really get you worked up, huh?
>>27426865Retired wrestler in her 40's.
>>27426802Hope she appreciates my /fit/ reps.
do americans really?
>>27426793Japanese without manners are just Chinese.
>>27427028Better than sitting there naked like usual
>>27426793I bet you're the kind of faggot that posts hundreds of messages in the span of 10 minutes, in English, in a JP stream.
>the 13 grapes thingConfirmed for at least half-Mexican.
>>27426970https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>27427028I'm pretty sure she's said several times that it won't even actually be a pretend date
>>27426999>I doubt its legal to actually discriminate. What are the gonna do, try and bully me?Oh sorry there was someone else who got to rent this appartment, I wish you a lot of luck on your search :^)))
>monitor juiceAmelia is literally spitting all over her screen right now
>>27426984I don't think the exact number is know but she looks late 30's at least
Kinda weird how Hololive is moving towards 3D models for home streams. Sora and Okayu were streaming with their 3D models and honestly they need some updates. Their live2Ds look much better for regular streaming.
>>27427028>They will post pictures of their PC's surrounded by candles and shit
>>27427028it's more fun when you let yourself get more invested
>>27427025Twice
Must be a small family reunion
>twelve grapes for new yearsthat's a thing here in SpainIs she a spic?
>>27427040Until the normies forget about it and move onto the next FOTM.
>>27426937
>you can't just do it the whole monthGura....
>>27427057Most euros too
>>27426795Try core /jp/
>>27427023That'd be really fun. I bet Mori would cry. Chicken would cry and probably ragequit.
confirmed hispanic we do the grape thing too
>>27427028bought wine for the occasion
>>27427028>>27427070Chads
>>27427066hot
>>27426929>Ina onLeather flute.
>"arcade date" Goslings are going to be disappointed when they find out she's playing a shitpost in video game form.
>>27426999Tell that to Coco
confirmed "white" hispanic
Watson's half-spanish confirmed
>>27426989You always inspire me to do my Gosling edit reps, thanks
>>27427079Why is Gura doing the Mechanicus cog gesture
>>27427038Well, he highballed it just a little but she's getting there. Google えれ子 年齢.
>>27427097No it's a date and she will make a kiss sound at the end
>>27427028Yes, and?
>>27426918>mori rapping into a vodka bottle>kiara has the neo decadriverKusa
>>27427011It'll be up the day after, just wait.Someone should play it safe and record it in case permissions get screwed up in between (or as practice for future member streams).
¡VIVA ESPAÑA!
>people forget that Spaniards exists
>>27427086I don't think Kiara will play at all, it's 4 players and she absolutely hates horror games
>>27427028I'm in my pyjamas and haven't showered yet for the day and wont shower until after the date
>>27427049That's actually pretty badass.I honestly would have thought Towa would be a much older woman judging by her voice.
>>27427091>he responds to his own post
>>27427070
https://poal.me/4sf4x8
>>27426999they'll have you physically removed, seriously
>>27427049Based
>>27427028I wasn't considering it before, but thinking it through it sounds pretty comfy
I mean we know she's part Mexican from her real name.
Muted Ame coughing is pretty cute.
>>27427038yes anon, I wasn't joking she's well known in the gaming community, even had deals with Activision and Bethesda in her past life
>>27427097As a Gosling, I really hope she plays survival mode and has to do the part time job missions and spends all her money on scratch tickets to buy us a nice gift.
>>27427069Anonchama, Sora doesn't have a live2D...
>>27427097Of, it's going to be that one POV arcade game, right ? Knowing Amelia, she is going to have to 100% every arcade and dinner will never happen because she will have spent 5 hours in the game
>>27427124They need to force Kiara to play a horror collab if thats the case
>>27427049I wish
>those coughsCute. CUTE!
HoloES gen 0
>salt teaWhy
>>27427004 Any hint where I should dig to find her roommate?
>>27427129Wrong but okay
>>27427028eh why notlet the goslings have some funthey are in constant anguish when ame isn't streaming
>>27427028i'm going to wear a fancy shirt and literally nothing else
>>27427097>you're going to be disappointed when Amelia acts like Amelia instead of some generic moeblob waifu???
>>27426802You think it's too much? I know she said business casual, but I thought this jacket was kinda detective-y.
I've got my vodka ready for the date Teamates!
>>27427153>>27427112
>>27427077She's like from California so it wouldn't be surprising
>>27427112so she's on her late 30s, damn...
mexico is the only spanish thing in a burger's mind
>>27427123in the minds of americans, anything involving spanish auto-defaults to mexico. Im pretty sure the government even considers people from Spain itself to be in a separate category from white (hispanic) because of it
>>27426999>What are they gonna do, try and bully me?Politely tell you to fuck off. You won't even understand that they flipped you.
>>27427028based. Can't wait to tune in on the thread in the next few hours
>Ame has talked to some of the Holo JPsWhich ones bros?
>>27427028And that's a good thing.
How long until amelia becomes anime xqc
How do we save Amelia?
>>27427143The scratch tickets are the best part of coin game it’s real fucked
>I have talked to some of them but can't tell you yetIt's Coco and/or Haachama aren't they?
>>27427028The screen caps from the thread will be fucking hilarious
>>27427153nope
>>27427077Given how bad at Spanish she is, a chicana.
THAT KISS WAS FOR ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>27427044>>27427060>>27427071>>27427090>>27427116Dangerously based. Have fun on the date, bros.
>>27427114wtf she just did it now
bros she just kissed me
she kissed me, later virgins
>>27427131VOTE FAGGOTS. ITS ABOUT THE GOSLINGFAGS.
What the fuck, don't end the stream like that.
>>2742716742 anon, 42https://lagcapa.org/botan/#i-4
>roommate hours
Impressively fast stream end
>>27426975I liked her design but thought her personality was going to be something more serious and flat (almost cynical to play up the "yeah I've seen and hear it all before." type of character) One which rarely shows emotion. Turned out to be so wrong, she's a total dork who tries to act high class but then gets drunk & silly. Also comes across as a very nice person overall.The first holo where I'm glad I found her prior stuff. Not usually into rap but I will listen to her.
>>27427028being dressed well has been proven to improve your mood and make you feel better about yourself, which leads to being happier in the workplace and having more confidence in social encounters.Buying into AmeDate will literally improve your quality of life.
>>27427170>Im pretty sure the government even considers people from Spain itself to be in a separate category from white (hispanic) because of itOf course they do.
>Kisses at the endAme!
PEACE!
How did you like the stream, Teamates?Are you ready for the arcade date in 4 hours?
>>27427161I FUCKING KNEEL
>>27427123Mexicans have psyops'd the world into thinking their the only relevant speaking spanish country
Ame Lore>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture>slipped on a wet floor in an ice cream shop while eating it so when she fell she nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry>Her mom got mad at her after she claimed to be 19 to internet strangers on neopets>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Can't cook>Microwaved a whole egg, which exploded>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist>Used to shower only once a week>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis">Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor>Constantly claims to not be a boomer>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffiene and sleep deprivation>In her first CS:GO game in years, was griefed by an autist with flash bangs. She turned around and shot him even before the 2nd flash bang went off, and finished him off with a knife when she ran out of ammo>Constantly blames teammates when she fails in multiplayer games
>>27427161>pekoraeyes.jpg
wait why was she in a hurry?
>>27427161It's a date not a fucking youtube food review
Bros.. she kissed me..
>>27427161>no reverse imageanon...
>>27427157As a Gosling, I'm actually happy with all the holoENs. I think we could have had it much much worse (and it will be much worse with gen2 I'm sure).Gura and Amelia are my two favs for sure. >>27427161Based bro, go get that kiss from Ame
>>27426124Older consoles were around for much longer. I was born in 89 but Sega Genesis was my second console anyway, after a NES.
>>27427144Yeah she does it's right herehttps://youtu.be/iFOAybZ3bpA
>blew kissesFUCK I'M GOSLING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
>>27427177Always has been
>>27427174She knows almost no japanese so probably reddit dragon and haachama. Maybe meme tier english with doggo too?
Reminded that. >You probably told Mori to get out you underage b&>You probably ignored her shilling her music on /mu/>You gave her shit about having a gaming laptop on /v/>And you probably told her the anime she likes is shitLife is very strange.
>>27427112I expected much worse the way you guys were talking about her
>>27427178That picture kills the narrative that gura has mostly dead subs
>>27427133I doubt anybody except the yakuza or the police would actually have the ability to physically force an average human to do anything. And if the yakuza are bothering to show up you probably were in the wrong neighborhood to begin with, and the police arent gonna show up unless you actually break the law. Unless your telling me the jap cops actually get emergency calls from residents saying "My neighbor was rude! Help!"
>>27427205It was aight, i'm ready, gonna play some mahjong between now and then
>>27427191y-you too
Ame, I know you come here after stream and I just want you to know you're smelly!
Guys we already knew she spoke spanish from twitch clips and she has an Argentina sun tattoo on her arm
>>27427174Botan, Marine, Shuba.
>>27427161It begins
>>27427208They're not only the most populous but also next to the fucking hegemon.
>>27427212We were too much of a creep
>>27427161lookin sharp buddy i'd buy a vacuum from you
>>27427161Bit too wide for your shoulders but otherwise, lookin good anon
Those quick kisses and running off.Well, have fun with Minecraft chumbuds, need to nap in order to catch the Arcade madness.
>>27427178Oh no they're all doing fine!
>>27427077Remember who owned California before the 1898.
>>27427069Noel's 3d home model is off-putting
I love Amelia
>>27427226And I was right
>>27427161OHNONONOO
>>27427028I respect that, sounds kinda fun.
>>27427184Wasn't her pronunciation pretty good, though?Maybe a second generation.
>>27427205cant wait until she rages at the arcade games, gonna be great
Amelia if you see this, please make it a very nice romantic date tonight! With all the bells and whistles at the end
>>27427174Probably just Coco and Haato
>>27427161God bless you anon.
>>27427171>You wont understand that they flipped youI do this to tennents that look like trouble all the time.
>>27427161We're already off to a good start!
God I fucking love Amelia threadslook at this shit, people are so happy and so mad at the same time, I'll never get tired of this ride
>>27427161Bro what are you gonna do solve the mystery of the haunted Arcade?
>>27427130Kek
anyone else noticed that HoloEN don't like streaming for more than 1 hour.
>Gura campfire karaoke>Members only chat
when's the arcade date again?
Did she end it abruptly like that to try and make it exactly 1 hour? She's so fucking autistic lmao
>>27427209>>Can't cookcan any of them?
>>27427174I forgot what stream but Polka brought it up
>>27426594This is very easy on the ears.
>>27427209She's a female neckbeard
>When she reads your sc, giggles and then keeps it between the two of you.
>>27427273I NEED 16 hour chicken streams
>>27427161hair is looking a bit messy but your alright anonhope you have fun
>Moona is going to play Doom tooWhat a good time to rip and tear. Do anons think she can be even worse than Mori?
>>27427094My wife is a cute lesbian, and therefore plays clarinet like every other none-dyke lesbian.
>>27427219That's a 3D model
>>27426775Disgusting
>>27427212Autism makes her like stopping at the hour marks
>>27427161As long as you're having fun, I guess
>>27427208Ina's big hairy nostrils!
>>27427161Me on the wall
>>27427273Try harder /hlg/
>>27427226Look bud I'm not gonna be nice and sweet to every anon on the off chance they one day might become a chuba
What does Arcade Date even entail? I've never been on a date before
>>27427209Autism or just gamer brain damage?
>>27427199I'm glad I found her music but not glad I found the other stuff....
>>27427252A lot of stuff about Noel is off-putting anon
>>27427276Today
>>27427269I agree, the thread was very fun. I don't know how people can rage so much over a couple Gosling images. Amelia is so positive and full of energy, everyone can learn from her.
>>27427099spaniards are white
>>27426929Ina mentioned that she's a clarinet player.Guess it's a common squid instrument
Why is Ame's mouth tracking so good?
>>27427273Everything Amelia has done lately besides her Q&A segments has been over an hour though
>>27427161>double breasted jacketI see you're a fellow man of culture
>>27427161Why are teamates like this?
>>27427178>111% View/SubBased deadbeats.
>>27427161>Hello everyone! This is running on empty, food review.
Someone clip the kisses
>>27427180It would make sense considering that she can't speak japanese, but she might just not want to tell her viewers something that isn't set in stone yet.
>>27427287fuck off festival. literally no one likes you
>>27426929all those tentacles are perfect for a drum setup
>>27427161Based, I kneel
>>27427226And I would do it all again in a heartbeat
>>27427161ogeyrr.at
well amebros, im a poorfag so I won't be able to watch the date live, but I hope all of you enjoy it
>>27427269I used to get annoyed at all the schizos getting mad during her streams but I've come to appreciate that we're having fun while they just throw temper tantrums over nothing.
>>27427280Gura can. There's nothing Gura can't do.
https://files.catbox.moe/h3gkpp.mp3
>>27427236Yeah well your face is smelly!
>>27426998why isn't it showing op on the holo website schedule anymore?
>>27427161Why would anyone even own such a jacket?
>>27427161fixed it for you
>>27427273Bro I think EN is going to fail any day now. It's really all over for them isn't it??https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>27427317It's a playdate. You've been on one of those at least once in your life right?
>>27427178Save her from what? She doing fine, pretty sure the low views/subscribers is because she streams too much, I never have time to catch up with the ones I miss because she streams so often.
>>27427356lmao
Amelia has so many antis, it's never this bad when others are streaming. Teamates have the least amount of antis among them.
>>27425697>>27425712>>27425749>>27425813>>27425814>>27425848Someone make a Gosling in a cage getting headpats.
>>27427161Looking a bit too warm for this time of year imo, but good overall
>>27427034Not for long
>>27427161looking cool, king
>>27427161Looking good, fellow teamate
>>27427161Where's your fedora
https://poal.me/4sf4x8Please vote bros.. don't enable the goslingfags.
>>27427161kickass jacket, but are you really gonna wear all that to an arcade?
>>27427226This picture gets better the longer I look at it
>>27427291She'll probably start off better since she's actually played fps games in the last 6 months, but I don't watch her often so I have no idea if she's any good at them.
>>27427369Wait, you think this is bad?
>>27427260coin game is surprisingly comfy.
>>27427349Thanks anon
>>27427327I've stared at her mouth for hours long enough to know how to do it in live2d. basically, when she grins, her teeth are designed to show
>>27427340I like Matsuri...
>>27427209I love people that are just as brain damaged as me
>>27427229Gura is twice as popular as Mori and 10x more popular that Kiara while earning the same amount. It lends itself to deadsubs narrative quite well.
>>27427200
>>27427369>Amelia has so many antis,it's the uzaki effectmany incels with unyielding incel rage
>>27427349Sounds like rat signals
>>27427333Makes sense when she has 4 songs up, I've listened to them like 20 times each.
>>27427345I'll be listening in from work but even if I wasn't working there's no way I'd spend 8 bucks on a shitty unity asset flip scam game just to play arcade games with some Teafag.
>>27427333>Amelia lowest in View/Sub and Super chatPain...
>>27426627You don't have to impregnate a bird to make her lay an egg, you idort.
>>27427322time?
>>27427028Nah I'm going to stay in my pjs
>>27427269I agree, witnessing the hopefully ironic anger simply amplifies the pleasure of being among fellow Goslings
>>27427161Based, tweet it to her.
>>27427376No, but the tiresome faggots constantly complaining about them definitely are annoying.
>>27427161perfect outfit, just fix your hair a bit
>>27427376yes we're annoying but you're a barracuda so don't get uppity now
>>27427349We did it bros, first mission accomplished: a few quick pecks.Next goal: a deep french kiss.
>>27427372Bless you architect, may there be many full course meals in your future
>>27427317She's going to play The Coin Game but it has to be members only
This is Amelia. I hope you're looking forward to our date tonight?
>>27427161Not really a fan of the color but you put in the effort.
>>27427259It wasn't terrible but it wasn't great either
>>27427376You got btfo by the other poll. It was something like 90 votes no, 30 votes yes.
This holo en thing is making me suffer even more mentally and emotionally, because I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin, the desire to have a girlfriend is consuming me inside
>>27425720She raised my standards in what I want in a woman.
>>27427350y-you too
>>27427209>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chipsWhat the fuck? I guess if it works it's a good way to stop getting fat
>>27427161You people make it embarrassing to be a teamate
amelia fanbase is gonna take a huge hit after today, a lot of goslings arent making it
>>27427060>not going naked except for a bowtie on your cockLow test
>>27425700Based, Batman Begins is the best of the three.TDK was only popular because great Joker performance and TDKR was hot trash but provided good memes.
>>27427349it sounds like shes calling a pet over, but giving how goslings are thats probably what it actually is
>>27427226Nah, I'm not a faggot
>>27427376You are more annoying than any goslingfag could ever be
>>27427330Devilishly handsome?
>>27427394I thought dead subs are subs who never watch the content? Her subs seem to mostly watch her, they just don't spend money.
>>27427298How can you tell the difference
>>27427431Yeah, I get it, ______________________________________have sex lmao_____________________________
>>27427445that makes it even hotter
>>27427397This is great
>>27427178>Has by far the most streams.No wonder she has the lowest watch per subscriber and Gura has the highest.
>>27426784Meanwhile Kiara openly talks about shoving things up her ass.
>>27427209>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.[X]>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffiene and sleep deprivationThis was an obvious lie you retard. She even said she does not drink caffeine...
>>27427349I make these sounds to my cat when I want her attention
>>27427425Should be fun, I hope you don't get kicked out of the arcade too quickly for smashing a machine.
>>27427431It's not really that greatIf you aren't happy now it's not going to suddenly make you happy
>>27427178Man, Gura is the one (understandably) the most attention from her sub count, but views and supa earnings are financially what Youtube values more, and Mori has stealthily been blowing up.Our HoloENs are doing so well.
>>27426047is hershey's supposed to taste like vomit? I had a piece for the first time the other day and it's disgusting
>>27427419>french kissStop, I can only get so hard.
>>27427345Just watch the archive, bro
>>27427376>the vast majority is okay with Goslings cause they are harmless posters who bring some fun into the thread, plus they talk about the streamBased
>>27427280Kiara can make curry and schnitzel and fried chicken and spaghetti and some other stuff
>>27425869I pretend to be a Nintendo Switch.
>look up in the sky>see this>yfw
>>27427461>tea doesnt have caffeineretardchama.....
>>27427356Much better peko
>>27427431become celibate
I wanna see what will happen to a thread if she oversleeps the member stream
>>27427438Fresh crunchy lettuce is tasty.
>>27427226Has Mori confirmed she's a MF DOOM fan?
>>27427369>it's never this bad when others are streamingYou've gotta be fucking kidding me. Kiara stream threads before she fixed her mic were goddamn awful. Even worse when she was in a collab like the 3rd group collab.
>>27427461
>>27427226I probably called her a faggot on some pointless argument over a game
>>27427480IT'S
>>27427480shoot the balloon
>>27427405Isn't it easier to check her schedule instead of asking here and waiting for a reply?
Looks like the Q&A was another self help shit to goslings, glad to skip it
>>27427460where?
>>27427199>>27427320Ironically, digging through your Mori's other story made me like her alot. She's your typical deadbeat with a deadend job who chased her dream and got burned. Her getting into Hololive was her princess resurrection. Christ, she's such an inspiration.
>>27427489During her Q&A yeah
>>27427480HOLY SHIT IT'S HER!
>>27427480
I'm lazy so here it is all in one.>>27427246I haven't had it tailored - I found it in my dad's closet after he died. I also slouch a bit, big surprise.>>27427271That sounds fun.>>27427290I've got a few hours, I'll fix it later.>>27427330Because I aim to entertain.>>27427354Ask my dad, I never saw him wear it in 20 years, no idea why he had it.>>27427356ogey>>27427371It's 20 C here. It's also wool, so it breathes well.>>27427375I'm not a faggot.>>27427439You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games. What are you doing here, if not to have a fucking laugh?
>>27427461Spend another 10 years on your English comprehension Indog-sama.
>>27427161unironically get laid, get some mental help too
>>27427161Holy shit that’s dedication
>>27427376I don't know you bother to post polls shitting on gosliniggers when like 80% of them are teammates You'd have better unbiased result during dead hours or when someone who doesn't attract them is streaming like Mori or Ina
>>27427431This despair you're experiencing is just a stepladder for hope.
>>27427480probably take my meds because i really shouldnt be seeing shit like that
>>27427178None of EN needs to be saved, they are at or above average for their peers at this stage after debut, some are just more ridiculously successful than others.
OC for dead hours
>>27427431Really you should be happy you haven't had Sex, that way you can always say>I haven't had sex therefore I'm not happyBut if you have and you've tried other stuff and you're still unhappy that means you're broken.
>>27427161
>whore detective streams>thread becomes unreadable Every time.
>>27427486>condomsthis coupon is fake
>>27427376>heh, BASED architect and norf posters! i love /tv/ maymays!>wait but dont post goslings that's off topic and annoying, uh meidos??
>>27427161Best of luck on your virtual date anon. also cute 2B poster by the way.
>>27425739I have issues with the 'let the chicken win' line in the fine print of the contract.
>>27427459Explain being tied with Ina in Super chats then. Ina streams like once every 3 days.
Amelia just liked this https://twitter.com/yaki_ebiko/status/1313482672900014086
>>27427504>Christ, she's such an inspiration.It's pretty wild how inspiring she is to me despite her low self-esteem.
uhh
>>27427512>You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games. What are you doing here, if not to have a fucking laugh?Based.
>>27427512rrat
Being a numberfag and a tentacultist is suffering. I just want Ina to be popular...
>>27427512Absolute chad. I love this part of Amelia's fanbase honestly.
>>27427480SHARKAWA!
>>27427512
>>27427431let go of your desires. true change comes from within, no girlfriend will change that
>>27427226>probably shat on her opinions on World of Darkness too.I hate it I hate it I hate it.
>>274274611) ice tea does have caffeine (unless it's some american artificial thing)2) if she's not used to caffeine and is forced to depend on it to stay awake, she's more likely to spaz out under its effects3) rrat
>>27427533If you think this is unbearable might I suggest you visit during dead hours
>>27427475will the archive be free or member-only?
>>27427524go back to Jabberwock hopeman
>>27427376Thnaks for reminding. I'll be voting no.
>>27427161Some people might shit on you but there's never a wrong or bad reason to clean yourself up and make yourself look nice. Never forget that, anon.
>>27427523It's not like it's the first poll. The result is always the same. Don't reply to yourself, please. It's embarrassing.
>>27427548>navy attirecome on now
>>27427512This is the average teamate
>>27427161>2bgood man, even though i prefer a2
>>27427512based as fuck.
>>27427512based fun poster
>>27427568It'll be available to non-investigators after 27 hours.
>>27427533>burger hoursnot even once
>>27427480oh look, its a useless thing
>>27427431If you're not happy now, pussy won't make you any happier, and as you grow older you can't miss what you never had.T. 37 year old wizard.
>>27427340I love Matsuri though.
>>27427178Come here numberfag, let me choke you to death.
>>27427178>Red positive, blue negativeI want to shoot someone.
>>27427480IT'S FUCKING HER STOP SAYING IT'S NOT HER BECAUSE IT IS HER
>>27427431Reading this stuff always make me wonder why I'm like this. I've had two girlfriends my life and I broke up with them on friendly terms.Literally don't give a shit about getting a girlfriend now, I'd be fine if I was by myself for the rest of my life. But if I find someone that's fine too. Maybe impart that mentality on yourself
>>27427568Goes up for free after 24 hours
>>27427352does she even post them there?
>>27427438I mean, if it's clean go ahead
>>27427528Nice
>>27427502In the last Mario Kart stream. Someone clipped it but I can't find it on the archive.
I can't believe Ame called Gura a worthless bitch
>>27427512Based teamateThis is why teamates are the best.
>>27427489Yeah, He was her favourite western rapper, eminem was second, I believe.
>>27427226>You probably saw this art and shat on itpic related. Mori art circa 2015
>>27427512>You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games. What are you doing here, if not to have a fucking laugh?Based
>>27427543She liked it before the stream started, but still based
>>27427512>20 CSame here and I've been walking around in a t-shirt all day, but whatever. Good luck on your date tm8, and godspeed.
>>27427501It wasn't, there was ONE self help question and she politely told him to fuck off.
>>27427178>20th in Japanwewlad
>>27427161A less eccentric yet still autustic Francis York Morgan, I see
>>27427512>You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games.they're not fake to me
>>27427431Having a GF isn't the best, you know. It's not automatic happiness and, when it goes wrong, you'll be left in an even worse state than where you started.Just focus on yourself. Focus on making yourself happy, on enjoying life, in having fun. You'll improve yourself over time. Just do baby steps whilst not sacrificing what makes you happy, even if those are just small nuggets of happiness, and everything will get better.
>>27427504Haven't looked too much into it and not sure I want to but that's why Hololive is good. It gives some young people a big break but it also gives some others a second chance to do well. Improving as creators and entertainers while building up fans. Whenever they do leave Hololive, because it's not going to be a career (for all of them) those lessons and fans will follow. So while this is about liking the characters, it's also partly about appreciating how far the actual people involved have come. Be it in learning another language, improving at music, learning how to navigate through stressful stuff, or even discovering more about the world and themselves.
>>27427226But just think, if I didn't do those things then she might've not become Calliope Mori as we know her today.
>>27427431When you and the other gosling spammers finally kill yourselves, do everyone a favor and make it something that doesn't require cleanup.
>>27427431i'm even worse, i've had one girlfriend and dated multiple other women and i'm still a virgin.
>>27427590Anon, a fellow wizard is the least qualified to give out advice about this...
>>27427161Absolute legend.
>>27427548>discordpostingfuck off
>>27427512Watcoin is now on the rise because of you. Based teachad
>>27427161sometimes autism can be a good thing
>>27427226"Gaming" laptops have their place though, I don't care what the fags on /g/ or /v/ have to say about it. It just isn't a good idea to use them as your "main" machine, but in Mori's case she sort of had no choice for now. Fuck anyone that says otherwise, it's just elitism for the sake of feeling cool or acting like some weird techie messiah.
>>27427629Anon please understand that people making posts like that don't care about reality and just want to shit up the thread.
>>27427512Based
>>27427572Cope, I'm not the same person, why would a thread full of goslingpostes call themselves annoying? It's like going to mcdonalds to hold to a poll if being fat is healthy and excepting the fat fucks who eat there to vote no
>>27427512>I found it in my dad's closet after he diedI wonder if Ame has any clothes left from her mother>insert a sad image here
>>27427480yell ITS NOT HER then head on home
>>27426348There were a plenty in Ina's Mahjong stream last night
>>27427318Actual brain damage.
>>27427161I approve.
>twitter mad again about vtuberslol
>>27427512Unbelievably based
>>27427619that's not her art, she saved it from 4chan alongside a dozen other sans pictures and posted them all on tumblr together
>>27427473Fun fact: an ingredient in hershey's chocolate is also found in vomit, and for non-Americans - particularly Europeans - whose chocolate does not include this ingredient, they tend to say it tastes like vomit.
>>27427648>ASEAN flagYou are unironically based for knowing this. Pan-Malaya SOON.
>>27427648You forgot to make the skin shit brown
Mori is cool.That is all.
>>27427161TEAMATES CONFIRMED BASED
>>27427667So to be clear, your argument is that the people who are actually here during this supposed epidemic of goslingposting don't find it annoying, so we should ask people who aren't here for it instead?
>>27427431Sex is nice but there's a lot of nice stuff in life
>>27427690Hell yeah!
MY favorite is Watson and her Uruguay sun tattoo files.catbox.moe/c89trd.mp4
>>27427548looks good >>27427575why not? it appeals to amelia's desire to become a marine biologist in a way
>>27427635Special Agent Francis York Morgan, to you. But just call me York. Everybody calls me that.
>>27427682who is "twitter" that's a very broad statement
>>27427651You have a point, but my point also still stands, let's assume you get the pussy, things don't go well, you're in a bad place, now you're depressed and miss the warmth of a woman.I am simply depressed, I don't miss the warmth of a woman because I never had one, can't say I desire to feel both things at the same.
>>27427473>>27427687
>>2742751210/10, deserves to be tied to a chair and given a ruined orgasm handjob by Amelia.
>>27427356ogey
>>27427690based
>>27427687So I'm not crazy for avoiding it like the plague? I always thought Hershey's shit smelled awful, surely it's not the standard in America.
>>27427512"Based."
>>27427686>there's a chance Mori saw my shitty Sans drawing and laughed at itFeels 変な man
>>27427690you betcha she is
>>27427648Single out philippines, we are the reason why SEA is so toxic.
>>27427512based as fuck. Go tell them king
>>27427431>>27427599this, I think it's way more important to first focus on finding things that bring you happiness/enjoyment on your own, rather than solely looking for someone else to provide all of that, otherwise you're basically putting all your eggs in one basket and if it fucks up (which it can, easily) you're going to be even more fucked and not in a good way
>>27427161fancy motherfucker
>>27427682Literally who?
>>27427745>eggsIT'S HER
>>27427719>DUUUUUHHH SAME CHEMICAL MEANS SAME THING
>>27427687>>27427719>>27427731ITS ALSO FOUND IN CHEESE. That's like saying water is vomit because H2O is in vomit
>>27427686Still cringe.
>>27427512You're great anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>27427548What's with anons and their fascination with military?
>>27427512holy shit anon, youre based as fuck
>>27427729There are lots of great things about Mori, but man they really nailed her design.
>>27427512>>27427161I kneel to teammates for providing the roller coaster experience.
>>27427662The problem with "gaming" laptops 99% of the time isn't their specs but the fact that they're grossly overcosted.
>>27427745Don't tell me where to put my eggs, chicken!
>>27427667Being an anti won't make you friends.
>>27426972No, you're too young for this. Go find a real girlfriend and let us 30 year old boomers enjoy this shit.
>>27427745>eggsnot even trying to hide it huh, based advice though chikun
>>27427659it's far too late to be saying that in these threads anon, /hlg/ already mocks us for the sheer amount of it
so is the stream itself temp public or the vod?
>>27427161THE RIDDLER IS A FUCKIN TEAMATE HOLY SHIT
>>27427756the specific cheese it's found in is also unbearable to a lot of people because it smells like vomit
>this is what Ray0 looks likeAbsolute chad.
>>27427648I thought babies weren't allowed to post on 4chan?
>holoEN will fail>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl>Gura will never beat Mori>Gura will never get above 300k>Gura will never beat the 5th gen>Gura will never beat Roboco>Gura will never get above 400k>Gura will never beat Sora>Gura will never beat Watame>Gura will never beat Suisei>Gura will never beat Miko>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Noel>Gura will never beat Rushia>Gura will never beat Matsuri>Gura will never get above 600k>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA>Gura will never beat Senchou>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon>Gura will never get above 700k>Gura will never beat Aqua(YOU ARE HERE)>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never get above 800k>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never get above 900k>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPIONIn the end, we are all HER.
>>27427745>eggsKiara?
>>27427745Chickin....
>>27427755>>27427756cope americans
Mori deep voice ASMR when
>>27427745>eggs
>>27427512>You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games. What are you doing here, if not to have a fucking laugh?my lie detector ran out of batteries or it's not picking up anything wrong here
>>27427480>all these losers talking about the balloonTake pics of premium nopan cunny flying above me
>>27427745>tfw this happened to meIt's been years and I still haven't recovered.
>>27427690Hell to the yeah, boi!
>>27427756I don't care that much about the ingredient, I care about it smelling like vomit
>>27427431Youll never get one so learn to enjoy and love being a consumer of this kind of media.
>>27427662You’re wrong, because for 99% of people you’re better off with a cheap laptop and a good desktop. It’s still going to cost less then a gaming laptop and you can upgrade rather then replacing. Gaming laptops are solely not a meme for rich people who have to travel a lot for work but still want to game.
>>27427512You're gonna make it, kid
>>27427787So wait can she get 2 1 million sub channels? Does youtube even allow that
>>27427769>I kneel to teammates for providing the roller coaster experience.Shame it's more of the 'I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride' kind of roller coaster though.
>>27427719Jokes on you im a picky eater so I only eat the normal garbage not american chocolate (or any chocolate
how often does ol stan pound this bitch
>>27427775I was saying I just turned 30, anon. I am saying i am a deadbeat salaryman, just like most deadbeats.
>>27427660singlehandedly pumping the markets up
I love Amelia and all my fellow teamates.We're all gonna make it. Just wanted to say that.
>>27426090If Gura were ashamed of her past, she wouldn't have dropped a couple of hints in her very first stream.
>>27427756Now you wanna talk awful, European cheese are fucking disgusting, and I don't know how they're proud of things that look, smell, and taste like they grew under the lid of a porta-potty that's been in an Iraqi FOB until the poop water was slopping on the floor.
>numberfagging>Pekora watch out for SHAAAARK XD>How do we save Kiara?>Look at JP numbers lmao>numberfagging that points out Amelia's Super chats>NOOOOO! FUCK NUMBERFAGS! THEY DESERVE THE ROPE! FUCK OFF! GET OUT!Everytime
>>27427823stan lee is dead anon, i know it's hard to accept
>>27427690YABOI BEING COOL AS FUCK IN HERE
>>27427662no, they are disgustingly overpriced for the hardware in them as well as being worse from overheating
God damn I forgot the date was today and didn't buy any alcohol, now It's just gonna feel sad.
>>27427693My point is a demographic won't willing shit on itself if asked to, Ame streams bring them out in droves so no shit the results will biased towards them, ask the same question during times when there are less of them here and it'll yield different results
>>27427161This is ..... anon please I’ll pay for the hooker anon please don’t post this
>>27427161>>27427512You're gonna go far, kid.
>>27427731Hershey's is pretty standard in America for plain chocolate because it's cheap and accessible, it's no one's favorite for the most part.
>>27427226And I would do it again, to her face, during sex.
>>27427836>European cheese are fucking disgustingcringe, you know nothing about actual cheesego stick with your processed shit
Cringe or based?
>>27427737Single out metro-tagalog. You northerners are a blight in this world.SRI VIJAYA WILL RISE AGAIN
>>27427756Always a weird feeling knowing my country lives rent-free in the minds of literally everyone in the world
>>27427745Centuries of repeated resurrections have made you wise, Chicken
>>27427209You forgot:>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and markers.
>>27427161ray0?
>>27427690Mori is dork.That is all.
So Gura is going to be competent at minecraft, right? She already has plans to build something specific so I doubt we'll get sufferingkino like with Kiara.
>>27427842>stan is banging your boy in the underworldi legitimely don't know what to feel
>>27427839>We are one personIt sorta seems like you think we are some kind of hivemind, or a really dedicated samefag, but actually you are just a retard. Stop falseflagging.
>>27427178Reminder to never bitch if you're doing better than Polka.
>>27427823I wrote him twice to ask but he still ain't callin'.
>>27425748Nah. I'm a Batfag and it's one of the worst Batman films.
>>27427880I'm expecting a chill stream
>>27427868I used to hump weirder shit, so I'll say based.
>>27427868CringeBLÅHAJ is for hug, not fug
>>27427178What's up with this site not tracking mori's superchats lately. There's like 3 streams out of the last 6 which don't have any data at all.
>>27427866Fuck you for reminding me of hsg>>27427880Of the EN girls she has the most experience in minecraft
>>27427818>2 1 million channelsExplain it my nigga.
>>27427887Nicely done
>>27427737>toxicplease never post again
>>27427818Yes she can. She can also collab with HERself if she wanted to be really cheeky. Just have Amelia sockpuppet one of the models.
>>27427512>You watch fake cartoon girls on the Internet play video games. What are you doing here, if not to have a fucking laugh?Dangerously based
>>27427719Fun fact: Spam entered the cuisine of the British and Russians because both were pathetically starving during WW2, so the US spammed them quite literally with tins of spam.Germans never stopped seething over American logistics and its ability to not just supply war materiel, but baubles and luxuries, infinitely, with no visible difficulty. Even some of our allies didn't, a lot of their troops were NOT happy American enlisted made more than their officers (and had better uniforms, too).
>>27427866I don't want to imagine Mori ever posted in the Homestuck generals on /co/ before they were banned, why did you post this
>>27427868I've done something similar so I have to say based.
>>27427883He earned it
>>27427868based.
>>27427802Same anon, starting to recover but not completely, holoEN has helped immensely in the last few weeks funnily enough
>>27427886The Aloe controversy really took a lot of wind out of the 5th gen's sails and I hate it.
>>27427887Did you leave your cell, pager, and home phone at the bottom?
>>27427834ちゅっ〜
>>27427917>I've done something similarTo a dog?
>>27427823MY TEA'S GONE COLD I'M WONDERIN' WHYI GOT OUT OF BED AT ALLTHE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINDOWAND I CAN'T SEE AT ALLEVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE GREY, BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALLIT REMINDS ME THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD,NOT SO BAD
>>27427867Gladly.
>>27427682What happen this time
>>27427850You're still not making a very good case for what the issue is if the people in the thread during Amelia's streams are fine with what the thread is like then. I don't give a shit what schizos who imagine what the thread is like when they're not there think of the thread.
>>27427542Smaller but more frequent SC spread out over a longer streaming time.LIKE TWITCH STEAMING.
>>27427915Never thought /hlgg/ would teach me a fucking SPAM history lesson but here we are.
>>27427767God it really is. It manages to somehow be both cool, elegant and cute and lewd, which also makes for really varied fanart.
>>27426865El Ogre De Hololive.....
>>27427226I was able to finally stop visiting this hellhole of a website when she would have been on. It bums me out because I really wish I had known about her music before getting big... but that is probably just the hipster in me.
>>27427868We need of these for /hlg/ that taking about what a dogs internal body temperature is like
>>27427933Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, /hlg/ is two bumps down
>>27427880All I have is some clips of her spaghetting and dying to a skeleton archer on hardcore mode.
>>27427926>pagerWow, those were a thing.
>>27427431I've been kinda feeling this too recently though not to that extent. Try to find a new hobby or something to have fun with to take your mind off it I'm thinking of getting a kayak like I've always wanted myself, hopefully some exercise will do good
>>27427938>>27427887Thank You is better than Stan and I hate that people don't know about Dido more.
>>27427868>buying waifu merchCringe>pleasuring yourself with itCringe>admitting to doing soBased>taking a break instead of diving deeper into schizolandCringe
>MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH
>>27427915Based history anonTell me which one is your oshi so that I can compliment her
>>27427933I don't have pets anon, it was a tentacle plushie
So Amelia is over 30 right? Oof, just like Mori and Kiara is almost there too
>>27427953I hope my boy will do a coatless stream someday
>>27427512Based.
>Favorite EN>Are you a virgin
>>27427926Even wrote two letters back in Autumn, he must not've got 'em.
>>27427828Soz, from the wording you used i got that your uncle is 10 years older than you and HE turned 30. Welcome to the deadbeat life!Hope completing the sidewalk captcha for you is proof enough that i am sorry.
>>27427943more whining about celebrity culture being toxic.
>>27427866die
>>27427949Happened in the American-controlled Pacific too. You'll find spam cuisine in Hawaii and American Samoa of all places.
>>27427983Based.Like, an individual tentacle not attached to anything?
>>27427995AmeliaNo
>>27427985Amelia is 69
>>27427985Mori's barely in her mid-20s, anon.
>not a single stream going on other than a single holostarman I wish they would get better at filling time slots around the clock, spreading stuff out moreEarlier in the day you had like 10 streams going at once cmon
>>27427995AmeNo
>>27427995>Amelia>No, i've had a handful of partners
Can’t wait for the screen cap of suit anon
>>2742798523 isn't "almost there". Now she can find a good wife.
>>27427995InaNo
>>27427995Morinah
mori.
>>27427981It's Korosan.
>>27427946But they aren't Twitch streamers anon. They're Hololive.
Does Cover have any logistics (partners) in place to satisfy overseas demand for hololive merch? With Gura getting 1M within the month, they must have something in the works, right?
Kinda iffed me when Watson called Gura useless I don't think "friends" insult each other for no fucking reason
>>27428012Yes, I just used my imagination
>>27428017Time for your homostar reps
>>27428023I'm not.>gets reposted on reddit a day later
>>27426986She who lives by the Zoomers shall die by the Zoomers
>>27427995Morino lmao
>>27427995Amelia.No.
>>27428014Nice
>>27427995>Mori>Fuck yeah
>>27427997Thanks, deadbeat. We're going to make it. It's never too late.
>>27428042That's because you don't have any friends.
>>27427512> Ask my dadI mean, I would but> in my dad's closet after he diedStill, as Mori would say: "Based"
>>27428021I will use this
>>27427995Inano
>unvirgins on /jp/ew>>27427995GuraYes
>>27427995AmeliaNo but it sure has been a while
>>27427995Mori.No but I've only had sex with a dude.
>>27428042"friends" (coworkers) don't do thisActual friends do this all the fucking time.Faggot
get a load of all these motherfuckers clearly lying about their virginity
>>27427995>Ame> yes
>>27427995InaYes
>> 27427662There's literally zero reason to get anything besides a cheap laptop for office work. If you get a gaming laptop you're a retard that wants overpriced, gimped hardware because his $3000 alienware shitbook will either run out of power or overheat.
>>27428033森
>>27427995InaNo, but I don't have sex regularly
>>27427995>Gura>Yes
fellow tentacultists, did you get the movie yet? if so, can you link it? appreciated
>>27427431I am just riding the parasocial relationship wave and am probably as happy as I have been in a while. It is nice to come home from work and have a cute girl tell me about her day or watch her play games. I already know I will be alone forever might as well accept the fake bits a get what little happiness you can.
>>27428042>he doesn't bantbro?
>>27427995Gurayes...
>>27427995GuraYes
>>27427995ChikenYeah but I've masturbated so much I'm probably not a virgin anymore.
>>27427903>>27427916>>27428008It had to be done.
>>27427868Hey, I came humping a Giant Panda plushie once. I was 14, but still
>>27428039No, they're going to take 6 months to release keychains and maybe acrylic stands.
>>27427995NoneNo
>>27427995Ameliano, but it's been a while
>>27427995KiaraYes and it'll probably stay that way
>>27428094>>27428088>>27428067Chumbuds.... we're losing...
>>27427977>FORSAKENED, I AM AWAKENED>A PHOENIX'S ASHES ARE DIVINE
>>27428099DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW MAIDS MAIDS MAIDS
>>27427995MoriNo
>>27427995yes
>>27428076I might actually believe it since Ame's yabee moment might have filtered the virgins out of her fanbase here
>>27427995inayes
>>27428042If you can't riff on your friends and vice-versa then they're not really your friends.
uh huh everyone in /hlgg/ has has sex, yeah, of course
>>27428042What do you mean? I can imagine Gura chuckling and saying "woooooow Watson, I'll remember this"
>>27427995ameliano but it was only one girl and she broke my heart so bad that 4 years later im still not over it and havent even tried finding another girl amelia is the first girl in years that Ive felt anything for and just hearing her voice makes me gosling
>>27427995> Yes> Yes
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s Ultwos costume!”“Homestar, try again.”>”Oh, wight. Hey Watson, I weally like youw fwiend’s Owthwos costume!”
>>27427995InaYes. Only 3 years left until the powers arrive.
>>27428042yeah I can't believe she also said she would eat kiara wtf bros
>>27428122Most of the people that post here arn't from /jp/ so it makes sense.
>>27428049MoriYes
>>27428089There will probably be a stream posted here when it starts
>>27428089https://kickasstorrents.to/the-matrix-1999-720p-brrip-x264-700mb-yify-t240847.html
>>27427995KiaraNah but it's been like 600 days
>>27428042Yes the fuck they do
Ame reminds me of my brother. We have a 13 year-age gap but we're pretty close with each other. He moved out to another city with his wife though. We only see each other when it's a big holiday like in lenten season, All Saints Day, or Christmas. In a way, I see Ame as like an online surrogate brother or something like that. Thank you for reading my blog
>>27427995AmeYes but only with white guys
>>27427905Her old dead channel will hit 1M subs around the same time as her new channel.
>>27428076Why did I read this post in Mori's voice?
>>27428084>literally zero reasonUnless you have multiple homes and stay on the move, that is.
A little over four days until Gura overtakes Nyanners.
>>27427995AmeNo, divorced tho.
>>27427995>Amelia>Does it count if it was taken from me without consent?
>>27427995MoriSame as her
>>27428108>losingno
>>27427995KiaraBarely not banged an escort on a business trip years ago, that's it.
>>27427209>>Her mom got mad at her after she claimed to be 19 to internet strangers on neopetsAbsolute alpha female, bet she was involved in that neopet hacking ring
>>27428076being raped as a kid counts as losing your virginity, right?
>>27428089Did she say where she's watching it from yet? This way if it's Netflix I can sync up super easily.
>>27427112Finally, I've been wondering what she looked like and I couldn't find her picture before.
>>27428042>Friends don't insult each otherAnon, I feel sorry for you...Because it looks you never had any friends by saying that.
>>27428140oh sure>>27428142thanks bro
>>27427995> Gura> No, but damn, 2016 was long time ago
It's that time again:http://poal.me/qazj0chttp://poal.me/qazj0chttp://poal.me/qazj0chttp://poal.me/qazj0c
>Pekora will fall to the cunny within 24 hoursuh oh
>>27428032The random phrases Korone says during gameplays are extremely cute I hope she gets to one million before Gura.
>>27427995InaYeah
>>27427995AmeYes, but only spiritually
>>27427995MoriYesWizard powers isn't a myth, goddamn. You get to the point where you don't give a fuck anymore and you just do the shit you like. It's like you're tapping into an ancient intelligence greater than your own.
>>27428149If Ame is your brother and Ame has fucked all our moms does that make you a product of incest?
>>27428161that's not really an achievement worth noting
>>27428149why are there romanians in my hololive threads
>>27427876Who doesn't?
>>27428149>only see each other when it's a big holiday>we're pretty closeNot anymore, I guess. F.
>>27427995Hard choice between Ina and Gura, I'll go with InaYes
>>27428187its on netflix? i didnt know, that makes it a lot easier then
holy fuck I am just now catching up on Ame's stream and I am falling for her hard bros, how do I save myself
>Got another FC in Muse Dashbros... my reps.. they're working.
>>27428207This was an unlucky time to take a week off. I bet if she did another English only stream and streamed a ton she could have beaten her to 1mill.
I'm tired of these motherfucking survey and poll posters in my motherfucking thread
>>27428236suicide
>>27428236Just let it happen anon.
>>27428164Haha Hope it didn't affect you much, and if it did, hope you're doing better now
>>27428212that's hot
>>27428212>ywn fuck your own brotherfather
>>27428236go dumpster diving in the archives
>>27427077Absolutely yes. Only spics do that shit.
>>27427945Anon you don't have deflect and side-step what my initial post stated, the results of a poll pertaining to goslingfags fags during or shortly after an Ameillia stream will inherently biased toward them because large of amount of them are teammates, it's not a difficult concept to grasp nor did it require me to explain it to you for 3 post, all I can do is hope your brain gets better in the future, goodbye for now
>>27428158>Stay on the moveYou literally need to have something you consistently move in, like an RV, to put a tower in for this to work unless your a mega-schizo who has erased their presence and is living like a ghost in which case why are you here?>Multiple homesGrow a pair, tell your parents you want to stay in one place, and then leave 4chan for being underage. Or, buy more than one PC because if you have enough money for 2 houses you can buy two PCs.
>>27428185Was it a woman or a man
>>27428210>You get to the point where you don't give a fuck anymore and you just do the shit you like. It's like you're tapping into an ancient intelligence greater than your own.Anon, that's what losing your virginity is like.
>>27428234My bad, I was saying if it WAS Netflix, I have no idea where she's watching it from. Or even if it's on Netflix
>>27428237wow good job anon
>answers my question>tells me its just a business transactionI don't know how to feel about this bros
>>27428207She was an underdog (pun) in her gen at first, too. And probably a fair part of why there's a HoloEN at all. I find her endurance impressive and her sense of humor relaxing.
mmmmmm bread
>>27428237Good work anon, keep it up.
>>27428265All I hear is a bunch of cope you didn't get the poll result you wanted.
>>27428236You can't
>>27427112No one's gonna call out this anon for spoonfeeding?
>>27428236Did you not heed our warnings? Were you not told? People shouted, they begged you not to let yourself fall for the seductress. She's like a black hole and once you pass the event horizon you will never ever escape again.Now it's too late. She's free to toy with your heart and do unto it as she pleases.
>>27427077>>27428262it's also a thing here in Brazil
>>27428284GIVE IT BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27428284I can see past your false flagging and shitposting, give my daughter her bread back.
>>27427161Based
>>27428284you should feel like shit for taking gura's bread
>>27428284I'm excited for my first compensated date!
>>27428267>mega-schizo who has erased their presence and is living like a ghostSounds kinda based desu.
>>27428284I can't believe Ame is doing compensated dating to get Gura's bread back... she's a fucking hero
holy fuck Kiara actually talked about having phone sex with Marine during her Superchat reading? does this girl actually not understand how fucking filthy she is because of language barrier or is she just completely no-filter?
>>27428299I'm not going to Brazil.
>>27428251Nah it wasnt so bad I have a panic attack when my own mother touches me. I don't think I'll ever be able to trust another girl again. They've always been so mean to me and I've never understood why. I just want to stay in my room and be left alone but I can't even have that during the shutdown.
>>27428284you motherfuckergive it back gura's bread
>>27428284>solicits dates from chuubas>steals chuubas breadscum
>>27428203ogey
>>27428284wtf give gura's bread back
>>27428284You should feel bad about stealing Gura’s bread, you thief.
>>27428269>You automatically lose your virginity at 30Strange narrative. I'll buy it.
>>27425977Didn't you faggots almost jumped off a clift because of lole last week. fuck off
>>27428294most people here are EOPs who don't even know how to google 中の人, have pity on the lesser fortunate
>>27428084I have a gaming laptop because I use it as a setup when I travel to fighting game tournaments
>>27428284t. bread thief
>>27428284Why'd you do it anon?
>>27428318What's wrong with phone sex with Marine? You would too if you could, right?
>>27428284Amelia what the fuck??
>>27428267ogey
>>27428339yeah but I wouldn't kiss and tell
Amelia thinks she's in control and can get away with treating the date like a business transaction, no emotions whatsoever eh?Gonna show her and make it the best date she ever had. She's going to lose at this "game" of hers and actually fall for ME.
>>27427161legend, I would put my investigator coat on as well if it wasnt so hot
>>27428284Thief I’ll have your hands
>>27428284SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONGNOW IT MAKES SENSE
>>27428319YOU FUCKING ARE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
just woke up, did I miss any important narratives?
>>27428320>spoilerholy fuck anon are you okay?
>>27428268the latter
>>27428354Multiple anons here have been raped or molested in the past.
You know, if I were Yagoo I would fire Coco and Hachama just for scouting out the HoloENs. They're all fucking trash
>>27428347Given Marine's sexual escapade with Shion, I think the precedent indicates Marine is cool with sharing this kind of story.
>>27428284>Ame was the thief the whole timeWHAT A PLOT TWIST HOLY SHIT
>>27428354None of the narratives posted here are important
>>27428358It doesn’t have to if you don’t want it to anon
>>27427995Gurayeah lol
>>27428365god I wish that were me
>>27428348Every time you think you've beaten her you've actually just fallen deeper into her master plan, there's no escape.
>>27427995ameno but it's been years now
>>27428354Kiara had a stream today where nothing bad happened so as usual people who never watch her were like "oh wow, Kiara is actually good now" even though that's how she normally is
>>27428366hello hlg, still mad?
>>27428366ogey
>>27427995GuraNo
We suddenly like Amelia again?
>>27428320Unironically take your meds please. It's for your own good
>>27428320>raped by a girlNow I know you'd rather not talk about it, but boy am I curious as to how
>>27428366rrat
>>27428366/hlg/ absolutely seething.
>>27428366This post came from the timeline where Yagoo has a goatee
>>27428389we never stopped liking her
>>27428384rrat
>>27428389how llong have you been gone for?
>>27427758You say this as if she's anything but a concentrated ball of cringe and gap moe that can sing.
>>27428380Yeeeeahhhhh while you're mostly correct she does still have one of those days every so often.
>>27428389>wethere's no "we", faggot
>>27428356I had a breakdown when my friends gf gave me a highfive for winning a game of catan.and I can't sleep without the lights on anymore.
PEKORA LOOK OUT!
>>27428380I dunno man, I definitely think Kiara was even better than the last few times today. She was really good. If she can stream like this every time she's on her way up there and I'll include her in my favs.
>>27428389No reason to dislike herThere's no "we" btw. you like her or you don't
>>27428366If I were Yagoo I'd call Coco into my office and demand that she sing for me.
Based meidos.
>>27428279>This poster is STOLE GURA'S BREADeslchama~chama~
>>27428389Damage control was successful, proceed with directive C.
>>27428320> spoilerShit broHey, who knows, maybe these Holos will help as a sort of therapy?Best of luck to you
>>27427995kiara or ina, haven't decidedno
>>27428135love these keep posting
>>27428401Yes. I our boy.
>>27427995Kiara.No. It's been over 12 years though.
>>27428389Never disliked her. I love all of EN but Ame is my favorite.
>>27428405Bruh. Are you working on getting better? Or do you plan on spending the rest of your life like this?
>>27428405That really fucking sucks man
>hear that Kiara had a good stream today>get home from work to watch it>its 4 hours longGetting addicted to vtubers suck when you have to work 12 hours a day. Can I have a rundown?
>Your favorite>The dumbest girl
Just woke up from being stuck in an iceberg for 6000 years, what did I miss?
>>27428393Autistic gullibility and vunerability attracted a psycho who lured me into her dorm and before I knew what was happening she had cuffed me to a bed and taken out some rubber bands.I don't know why people like sex when it hurts so much
>>27428410She had extramarital sex. She's going straight to hell
>>27428366Go back to the dogfucking thread
>>27427995InaOf course
>>27428389No
>>27428389Some dipshit gosling is going to go through the archives set off the autists again banageddon 2 and then they cope, rinse and repeat.
>>27428369>Ame was the thief the whole timeand to think she tried to pin the blame on a cooncan she ever be stopped?
Gura stream soon>>27428438>Gura>Gura
>>27428441It doesn't hurt at all, normally
>>27428366God I love cope posts
>>27428084i'm in bed literally 20 out of 24 hours of the day and a desktop doesn't work well for that
>>27428438>Mori>Amelia quite possibly has literal brain damage but it's cute
>>274284410_0
>>27428438WatsonCirno
>>27427995Meidos?
>>27428441Shite.
>>27428437Its half game half zatsudan, autistic german superchat reading, failing a lot in mariokart
>>27428440A few world wars and ame's Q&A stream
>>27427913She'd actually be a legend if she did that
what the FUCKmy google account is even linked to paypal and they think 5 fuckin dollars is suspicious
It says something about the thread that shitty blogposting is still better than typical dead hours garbage.
>>27428440You have to go beat up some jacked twink
>Curious about Arcade Date>Don't want to pay Amelia for 1 membership stream>Especially when, if it's longer than an hour, it'll cut into Gura MinecraftWake me the fuck up.
>>27428438Gura gura / kiara
>>27428442blessed
If you were Amelia and you read these threads and saw all these countless Gosling posts, the "I want to fuck her [body part]" and so on posts. How would you feel? I kinda wonder. It must be weird to be able to read thousands of such comments made about you. I could imagine it turning you on though, to know so many people think that way of you.
>>27428435All the therapists in my area are women and when I was in middle school my male therapist my parents got me during the divorce molested me so I can't trust those ones either.I'm happiest building models or legos and playing boardgames with people I can keep at arms length
>>27428488think she said she will upload publicly after 24h
>>27428441it's not supposed to hurt. I hope you're able to experience it properly some day.
>>27428270it'd be nice if they only did movies from X streaming service so i could get just that one and watch alongor ideally make them older popular movies i can easily torrent
>>27428389i don't even know the story, and i still don't like her that much, just from watching her streams
>>27428437She shoves items up her ass, wants (You) to pour seiso sauce all over her body, doesn't pay his jannies, takes the tips from her workers and, also, fired most of her employees.
>>27428465Yeah, those hiccups are definitely some kind of retardation
>>27428488You're in luck since it'll public for non-members 24 hours after.
Cultist, how are you tonight?
>>27428497pretty sure shed like it
>>27428497>to know so many people think that way of you.lol dont get ahead of yourself anon, try seperating fiction from reality for just a brief momentpeople want to fuck the character, not the roommate
>>27428320Hey, at least you got some.
>>27428488Wait til tomorrow or some anon archives it
>>27428499I'm so sorry
>>27428442Anon... You can sin and still go to heaven...
>>27428510a true entrepreneur
>>27428499Build that Lego tower, man.
>>27428505I don't really want to. I hate feeling dirty.I can't make the dirty go away
>>27427868Just imagining one of you fat hairy incels doing this and it's gone way past cringe into full on repugnant.
>>27428513>>27428502>>27428519Ah neat, thanks.
>>27428497She seems into that kinda thing.
Arcade date is the most curious thing you've heard this year.
>>27428442Based.
>>27428236Remind yourself that she isn't real a real person and that she's just a character
>>27428497I think I'd use the "they only want to fuck the character and not me" cope as a barrier to mentally distance myself from it all, then just laugh it off for the most part.
>>27428514doing chores since its inas day offcant wait for the watchalong
>>27427136There were even allegations that her address got leaked, but that's BS, right?
>>27428497That's just what it's like to be a woman. Every man is Schrodinger's rapist.
>>27428514Waiting for Gura.
>>27428530Hey could you shut the fuck up with your attention seeker boxes?
>>27428499wait wait WHAT THE FUCK a male terapist as well? jesus anon that's a fucked up life
>>27428483I can't BELIEVE Paypal is an Amelia anti.
>>27428533I'm actually quite good-looking but whatever fits your narrative anon.
>>27428524Don't bother explaining that to any of these godless heathens here though.
>>27428514workingMight eat something soon
>>27428393Girls can be psychos. After they strike they assure you how amazing it was to have the opportunity to have sex with a woman.
>>27428389>WeGet out.
What's the latest haps
>>27428528I'm especially proud of my lego star destroyer. It took 4 months to save for the secondhand set on ebay!
>>27427153In this thread.
Just woke up. Anything interesting happen during Ame's stream?
>>27428539You're not real either, anon. Neither am I, for that matter.
>>27428517But you play and are that character, you know what I mean.
Expect a lot of VERY CUTE tweets from an excited Ina tomorrow. In about 12 hours is the FFXIV 5.4 Live letter and shes going to be very happy.
>>27428497>Well it's the internet, of course there's gonna be a ton of degenerates>Whatever, it's not like they care about me, just some live2d avatar and a voice that whispers lies in their ear
>>27428514Comfy
>>27428514Meditating until our girl blesses us with the movie watchalong.
>>27428393There's multiple ways a woman can rape a man. Coercing him into sex ('have sex with me or I'll say you raped me'). Sodomizing him (this one is pretty common. Manipulating him when he's drunk or roofied (or both - this is more common than you'd think, but more common in the gay community).
>>27428566Some great streams today, gura minecraft in 2 hours.
>>27428567blessed legochads
>>27428499Christ.. wish you the best anon.
>>27428555I'm not trying to get attention I just wanted to answer the questions
>>27427213
I need more karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU
how are those spoilered posts hololive related?
>>27428514watching ctrlpaint videos to learn how to use a tablet + photoshop
>>27428576Hope she plays with Moona.
>>27428499At this point you're either baiting or you won the lottery of shit luck. If it's the latter I really wish you luck. Play your boardgames and live your best life man
>>27428576oh shit thats the new eden tier right? I'm excited too, altho I'm looking forward to the new ultimate more
>>27428576I love inaBut to me her weakest point is the games she playsI don't feel any connection to gacha or FF mmos
>>27428559kek, sure you are.
>>27426653That's good. It means I have a chance.
>>27428499I am afraid I must interrupt this maudlin tale to say that it sounds like you got the rapist instead of a therapist.
>try to dress up for Ame stream cuz it might be fun>realize how awkward and gross I look trying to look "nice">cryhaha I only wish I had meds to take in the first place
Holy fucking shit, I just watched Kiara roasting that german guy. Has she redeemed herself?
>>27428606Yeah, it will be the last tier of Eden. Can't wait.
>>27428025based
>>27428600That'd be a cute collab.
how long until the ina movie date?
>>27428615based
>>27428618>>27428606You ready for king moggle mog savage?
All blogposters are to be castrated by the will of Allah
>>27428530guess you wouldn't. hopefully you can at least get to a point where you can touch the people you want to be close to.
>>27428615Just take whatever funny looking pill you find anon don't worry.
>>27428615what are you wearing...
>>27428613you earned this (you)
>>27428589context?
>>27428613epic
>>27428617timestamp?
>>27427995GuraI've got more spells than Hooked on Phonics
>>27428630Seeing how Mog isnt an element and that the third tier is probably going to be all Nomura designs, I don't think they will be reused primals. It should be all NEW DESIGNS AND MOSTERS.
>>27428042any non-fairweather friends insult the shit out of each other because they're able to recognize jokes
>>27428576looks like loli k-son
>>27428287It helps that she doesn't really have a "character" or persona she's playing, she's just a girl that likes videogames.
>>27428613Kek
>>27428514preparing for the watchalong
Why are these dead hours actually dead? Normally there's always some shitstorm going but this time it's actually just random bullshit to kill time.
>>27428380she cursed a lot during that video
>>27428576Bayonetta?
>>27428637Tuxedo probably
>>27428651>all Nomura designsInto the trash it goes. Ugly big lipped bitch was a mistake to begin with.
Alright. Grabbing an early morning dinner before I sleep, deadbeats. Hope you enjoy Gura's stream.
>>27427213What's the difference?
>>27428642Ame showing up to watch Kiara's stream.
>>27428613kek
>>27428664Anon did you miss suit anon of depressing anon
>>27428543>>27428580>>27428663Why do you guys seem more excited for the watchalong than her Karaoke....
>>27428664The SEAnigger raid earlier made everyone leave for while
>>27428663The halo is too fucking low.
>>27428664Enioy the peace, anon. It won't last forever.
>>27428632I mean this blogposter would probably be greateful
What's the voice changer that Ame uses? I want to dub bowser too.
>I can stay up until 4 am for gura minecraft and probably get to sleep at 6 am>I can sleep now (2 am)What do?I really wanna see her first minecraft stream live but I'm also sleepy as fuck
>>27428690Because her singing isn't that great and we've had a taste of a good watch-along already?
>>27428705Take a nap and prepare coffee.
>>27428689I include those in random bullshit. They're dumb but no one seems very mad about them, just posting for the hell of it.
>>27428690the matrix is a fun movie
>>27428708Ame's singing isn't that great either but it was one of the better streams she's done
>>27428705minecraft is boring af to watch. just sleep now and watch the archive.
>>27428705Fuck it bro, let's go to sleep.
>>27428705Sleep 2 hours, catch the streams, go back to sleep
im 22 and ive never seen the matrix, so this is a good excuse to i suppose. hopefully ina will make it good.
>>27428705There's always the vod anon
>>27428613
>>27428632sorry friend, but im taking this rare gosling without your permission
>>27428690Because this place will be filled with Matrix memes.
>>27428690They know Ina isn't for singing
>>27428690I bought wine for it, and its the matrix
>>27428699Send her a marshmallow next time.
>>27428664And thank god for that
>>27428673if you take the lips off, shes actually a good character in my opinion. too bad nomura always finds a way to shit on his (newer) designs
slow threadanyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0
>>27428705i'd say sleep now set an alarmwho knows how long the minecraft stream will be, it may be over 2 hours
>>27428718Ame's singing was definitely worse than Ina's but I'm still listening to it on repeat
Is it just me or Mori could pull off a pekora laugh is she tried?
>>27428690I care more about the karaoke than some movie I've already seen a bunch of times.
>>27428730kek
>>27428718Yeah, but Ame has goslings and shitposting. Ina is just comfy. I'm still excited though
>>27428741I wonder why she moved her schedule
>>27428718Amelia isn't the best singer but her base voice is already incredibly attractive and sexy so it works just fineHelps that she sings romantic girlfriend songs like Kiss Me So anyone not 100% protected and guarded will fall for her
>>27428740If she didn't look the way she did I'd be all on board with it but fucking hell he made her hard to stomach. I don't want my daughter anywhere near her but here we the fuck are.
>>27428741>1:05amwait what
>>27428637Just a button down shirt and a wool vestI'm just an ugly fucker with weird proportions, and fat on top of it all
>>27427995gurayes
>>27428613ebin
>>27428690I've never been a fan of her voice since the first moment I heard it, if anything I like the way she speaks, kinda like a dork, and her giggles, than the voice itself. so im not really thrilled about the karaoke, she has too many high points already that I couldnt care less about it
>>27428741Ame your schedule reps...
>another 1 hour streamlmao watsona dn gura hate their viewerbase and have zero passion for streaming na dgames.
>>27428741??? I thought it was 2 hours after Gura's MC stream?
>>27428318excuse me she did FUCKING WHAT?
>>27426100Stop lying, i only feel sadness and self loathing as i lull myself to sleep somehow.
>>27428775>never been a fan of her voice
>>27428741>& Dinner!I knew I shouldn't have eaten.
>>27428741>2hours too earlyOh shit wut? She moved it for gura?
>Ame so nervous for our date she turns up two hours early to wait.
>>27428318Timestamp onegai
>>27428741IM STILL AT WORK DONT START IT EARLY WHAT THE FUCK
>>27428726The Matrix is good on its own, you fuckin zoomer.
>>27427512basedo
>>27428158if you have multiple homes you can probably afford to put a computer in each
>>27428690>>27428775>>27428789I've never watched any of the matrix moves either so I'm extra pumped for the watchalong
>>27428741Oh come on.
>>27428808fuck off old man. shouldnt you be focusing on starting a family and producing grandchildren for your mother?
How the fuck have some of you never seen the matrix?
>>27428741Another fuck up trying to use Youtube, sasuga Ame
>>27428741>'did you dress up?'she knows... probably saw suitbro lol
>>27428741I got us a reservation at Dorsia. We're gonna make it.
>>27428747>MORIMORII am erect.
>>27428825bruh, The matrix is probably older than half the people in this thread.
>>27428825shut it boomer no one cares for your dinosaur stories
>>27428825i never watched movies or tv shows growing up. i read books.
>>27428825>90s movieslook at this boomer
>>27428825Real zoomer hours
>>27428825There's lots of people from, ahem, "all over" the world in these threads anon.
>>27428825My dad was obsessed with the movie when I was younger. He'd watch it a million times, but he was also chronic pauser though so I never saw the full movie, just bits and pieces because I'd lose interest because he didn't know how to fucking watch a movie. Never bothered as I got older.
>>27428833>didn't post with the arrowsI have become death.
>>27428741well?
>>27428726I'm 23 and I only watched the anime movie as a kid but I never watched the actual movies
>>27428825Watch, can a boomer do this?
>>27428841Dinos aren't real dumbfuck
>>27428825Movie came out in 1999, anon
>>27428142>yifyIf you go to rarbg you can find better rips ranging from 2-30 GB
>>27428856I knell Suitbro...
>53 minutes to Amelia streamwait what the actual fuckI thought it was 2 hours from now, the fucking teammate schedule lied to meI'm gonna fucking miss it what the hell
>>27428823Children are biggest fucking goblins of everything, gains, fun, entertainment, you name it. Why would you want them?
>>27428807WORK FASTER
>>27428825I was a 3yo at the time, and by the time I started consuming media I didnt really care about old movies
>>27428825I saw it couple of times when I was like but never really liked it.
>>27428615I'm sure you looked very nice anon :)
>>27428858> the anime movieAnimatrix was pretty based
>>27428825I watched Dark City instead.
>>27428464They should get rid of welfare so you die or get a job desu.
>>27428825Anon it’s not that great of a movie ive seen most of it in parts
>>27428825There is no man with a cape and witty non humor so they don't watch it.
Who should sing How Deep Is Your Love, by the Beegees?
>>27428896"Based"
>>27428726>>27428858I'm 23 as well and watching it for the first time with ina, we're going home early 20 bros!
>>27428872Her Twitter schedule lied to you--not just the teamup schedule. It's probably just an oversight.
>made plans to get dinner early>ame changes the scheduleAAAAAAAAAAH
they need to play 100% OJ
>>27428909I mean the unironic answer is literally Gura should sing every damn song but Kiara could also give a stab at it, and Ame would butcher it hard but it'd be cute.
>all these zoomers that haven't seen The fucking MatrixFuckin hell I'm gettin old.
>>27428923power moveAme is a fucking PUA
>>27428909imagine amelia singing tainted love...
Hololive JP: Golden ageHololive Cn: new generation Hololive En: attitude era
>>27428825I had shit taste when I was younger and then I never bothered to catch up with the stuff I missed
>>27428938More like Holo CN: the forgotten generation
Please take a shower and clean your desk area. IT IS THE LAWR
>>27428934>I'm gettin old.yeah maybe its about time to get the fuck off this website and do something with your life seeing as how its fleeing away
>>27428950Thats ID
>>27428135愛してるよ
>>27428937Nobody will sing Marilyn Manson though he's too controversial
>amelia changed the schedule to test the waters and see how teamates respondfucking power move. I bet a bunch of goslings are going to miss whatever it is that they planned to watch it earlier.
i wish i didnt go look
>>27428955No way fag.
>>27428923>>27428935Pls explain
>>27428909I can see Ame doing it
>Amelia knows guys fap before a date just in case>she likes to torture and bully us though so she suddenly moves the date forward 2 hours, not leaving us with enough time to squeeze one out>her face when you rush to pick her up 2 hours sooner than expected
>>27428955you first
ARE U LEADY?
>>27428938Gura's going over, brother. Much love - HH
>>27428825I've seen but i'm an epic movie buff tho, check my letterboxdhonestly out of the iconic early 2000s franchises, the Matrix is the one that doesn't have a lasting value. Every zoomer these days watches Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Pirates or the Prequels or Shrek or Raimi's Spider-Man or whatever. But no one really cares about the Matrix, everyone respects that one movie for being good but that's it.It just didn't have the lasting finger on pop culture's pulse like the other franchises did
>>27428976why do they all have the exact same face
>>27428663PADORU PADORUIna Claus please bring me Rosa
>>27428955
>>27428955Don't worry about him. You're next
>>27428741Did she say she's doing it earlier because I need to say I got coronavirus at work right now if it's starting two hours early
>Ina Karaoke same time as Gura minecraftCan these retards stop streaming at the same fucking time? There's 24 hours in a day and I'm pretty sure they don't have real jobs.
>>27428863I remember watching it in the cinemas. I feel old.
>>27428891Animatrix is as good if not better than the first movie. The 2nd and 3rd movie don't exist.
>>27425846>he eats 'za with his handsshiggy diggurino
>>27428741OH GOD THAT'S AMAZINGI don't have to stay up until 5 am or take a 3 hour sleep
>>27428896WHEN MARIMBA RHYTHMS START TO PLAY
>>27428980>Implying I cant crank one out in less than a minute under stressHeh... Amateur.
>>27428976I hate this artist so much
>>27429007Are you fucking stupid? Minecraft is today. Ina's karaoke is tomorrow.
>>27428991my bet is because no one liked the sequels, most famous franchises from the 2000's had at least 2 or 3 good movies before ending
>>27429022>she sees you>"Hey... you ok? You look like you just ran a mile">"What no.. all good... anyway ho-">"You're sweating"
>>27429007Ina karaoke isn't till tomorrow tho
>>27426211>>27426214>>27426218>>27426221>>27426224>>27426226>>27426232>>27426234>>27426235I bet one of you sick fucks is already working on a doujin about this..
so she's going to realize the mistake and change the stream time, right?
>>27428964...coco did tho
>>27426999>What are the gonna do, try and bully me?Actually yes look into jap work culture. Its fucking hilarious.
>>27429012I agreeNot because I'm a masive weeb so anything animated gets my attention and I didn't actually watch the 2nd and 3rd movies. Definitely not because of that
>>27428988THAT'S THE CUNNY POSTER RIGHT THERE BROTHER HEY CUNNY POSTER YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME BROTHER THATS THE CUNNY POSTER UP THERE BROTHER YOU KNOW IM GONNA ADD ANOTHER 500 CUNNIES ON TOP OF THAT SO GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS TOO AT THE UPCOMING HELL IN A CELL ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
>>27428825because they are legit zoomers
>>27429007Anon, your date reps...
Muh
>>27429057Please!!!
punching Gawr Gura in the face until she cries and then goes unconscious
>>27428962Isn’t ID the ECW
>>27428964You know it's a cover, right?
>>27428955I can do whatever the fuck I please little timmy isn't around your bedtime?
>>27429043Please no...I want my Kiara anal/mindbreak doujin first.
>>27428973>Tfw I was the one who askedI was talking about Korone man, why did he have to take it there
This is your HoloEN gen 2
>>27425927If she turned out to be Taiwanese that would be hilarious
>>27428825You ever think maybe it's us oldfags that don't belong here? That move came out when I was 13, but most of this thread is probably barely old enough to vote.
>>27428825I don't watch movies.
>>27429112Ame looking like a DIGESTIVE BISCUIT
>>27428499You didn't deserve that shit.
>>27429112Would actually be based as fuck ngl
>>27429112food4dogs is god tier, id t3 sub instantly.
>>27428964They already have.
>>27429112grandma kino streams when
>>27429112Damn, Cover stepping up their game after recruiting Botan.
>>27428973Same
>>27429107Give me the dog ride, what did you find out?
>>27429112What are you talking about?That's Gen 1's Amelia Watson
>>27429112There's going to be a lot of her in 30 years
>>27429007https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Goodnight UNITYCHADS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
>>27428741Watchama I needed a longer break to get shit done...
>>27429112Would absolutely get T3 membership for that ween granny ASMR
>>27429112You guys would unironically lewd a baba
>>27429112I hope when I'm old I can still be as passionate about my hobbies as food4dogs
>>27429073Goodnight GURAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
Bros.. only 40 minutes and I'm so fucking nervous what the fuck do I talk about??? should I bring a condom? will she even like me? should I take another show? should I masturbate beforehand? Oh fuck what If I mess up my introduction what if she hates me oh god I don't think I can go this is to much fucking pressure what if she doesn't want to kiss do I even KNOW how to kiss fucking hell what do I do bros? I'm so scared...
>>27429112You shut your mouth young man, food4dogs is the ultimate pleb filter and absolutely GOAT
>>27429080I want to bury my face
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1314243161472987136Dude...
>>27429069Actually watch the movies before you post again.
>>27429145He was a real ass dog fucker
>>27429119ok boomer
>>27429145The man fucks dogs, he thought I was a fellow dog fucker so he tried to give me advice and the thread was promptly derailed by other dog fuckers
>>27429159>>27429165oh fuck
>>27427719The acid isn't added to the chocolate it's present because the milk sours slightly in the process, similar to yogurt. Butryic acid is also in a lot of foods that are popular worldwide, with parmesan cheese having loads of it
>>27429112Honestly, a legit granma roommate that 100% hides her identity would be based. Drops old baba wisdom out of no where and all.
>>27429061and it was great (jn a coco way)i miss her karaoke streams
Bros, what if she accidentally scheduled the stream earlier but didn't notice it, will take a nap and sleep through it?
>>27429172just b urself
>>27428741d-d-d-dd-ddd-ddd--ddd-ddd-DINNER!?!!??!!?
>>27429112would actually watch her could you imagine if she had some sexy momma design?
>>27429159Hell yeah brother
>>27429112would be unironic kino
>>27429180Thank god Gura doesn't know what that means
>>27429180
>>27429112I'd accept this only if her live2d avatar was old as well.
>>27427876>implying he doesnt
>>27429180HE'S HERE
>>27429180Well he is that guy making all those amazing Gura alt outfit arts.
>>27428091all happiness is transient and fakebut it can be real to you
guys, I think the member's only schedule in her announcement was supposed to be the VOD's, not the actual stream
>>27429119Maybe but these girls make me feel like someone cares about me
>>27429119Archive reps on age polls average age is around 30 for teamates
Is it okay for me to even have a date with this girl when I'm married?
>>27429186>>27429182Christ.
>>27429159>>274291659 years later and STILL the funniest shit I've ever read onlinethat final "marks" will always make me lose it fucking hell
>>27429227thats retarded, and you're retarded for thinking that.
>>27429180Dangerously based
>>27429180He deserves it, those Gura alt outfits heal my soul
>amelia date stream moved forward by 2 hourswtf good thing I checked the thread because I was getting into some games to kill the time and would have missed it otherwise
>>27429038"You didnt have to come all the way here if you were feeling sick, you're really sweating.""But I came.""Ha. You came?""N-no."
>>27429211Ame and bubba edit when brother?
>>27429238Amelia wants you to leave your wife and only look at her from now onSo yes
>>27427995Amelia : 16 votes, 2 virgins, 14 non-virgins, 12.5% virginsGura : 11 votes, 8 virgins, 3 non-virgins, 72.7% virginsIna : 10 votes, 7 virgins, 3 non-virgins, 70% virginsMori : 8 votes, 2 virgins, 6 non-virgins, 25% virginsKiara : 5 votes, 2 virgins, 3 non-virgins, 40% virginsNone (undecided), 5 votes, 2 virgins, 2 non-virgins, 50% virgins54 replies, 29.6% for Amelia, 20.3% for Gura, 18.5% for Ina, 14.8% for Mori and 9.2% for Kiara.38.8% virgins, 61.1% non-virgins.
>>27429198You know 100% that all the Goslings will wait like good little puppies.
>>27429186Fucking hope the medios took those fuckers behind the board the shot them
I desperately want Mori to awkwardly read this stupid copypastahttps://files.catbox.moe/8y7bch.mp4
>>27429287>Amelia 12.5% virginbros...
>>27429112I would've laughed about this a few weeks ago.Then I saw the obasan Marine video.And now....yeah. I'd be fine.
>>27429266Ame probably checked the time and realized the date would get jeapordized by Gura minecraft is all, and since a member-only audience is going to be a lot lot smaller a population to ask to scootch their schedules than a highly-anticipated Gura stream, makes sense she is the one who budged.
>>27429250This one >>27429211 is what does it for me.
>>27429214Don't worry, she knows
>>27429287This is why ame bounced back like nothing happened
>>27429302imagine drawing fanart of your boy and making the wine glass larger than the breasts
What a surprise to someone be worse at Mario Kart than Nene
>>27429331based
>>27429112>small inaka obachan playing animal crossing, cooking mama and comfy jrpgs>three Ask Grandma therapy streams for the goslingsYes. Yes I would watch this.
>>27429293>wait like good little puppies.No, they'll sperg out and throw around counterfeit NTR coupons like there's no tomorrow
>>27429331Room and matepilled.
>>27429287What about the rape category
>>27429331Why is she so cool?
>>27429338I think that speaks volumes on how much of an alcoholic she is.
>>27428891yeah but now I can't watch a person suffering from a muscle injurie
>>27429331>From the pain I know is coming on when my old soul's finally gone. It's not wrong to think about it, but I'll stop for tonight. 'Cause we're immortalized forever in the songs that we write, ya know?It hurts, just a little bit.
>>27429351Oi, don't talk shit about Supa Nenechi.
>>27429369I counted that as non-virgin.
>>27429112is she a virgin though?
>>27428514Getting ready for comfy drawing practice
>>27429362until she starts the stream and they'll be come crawling back like good dogs
>>27429362That’s what her antis do, you raging faggot
>>27429287I did not expect the girlfriend experience holo to have the least virgins.
>>27429351Who, Ina or Kiara?
>>27429112>Marine ENYez ,I jizz
>>27429331Mori's demon assistant is cool
>>27429123lmaoI'm dead
Sup /hlgg/Which HoloEN do you think you owe an apology?
>>27428572Reality is subjective as long as you don't take those damn pills
>>27429426Kiara is worse than Ina, so...
>>27429402Probably not but like most women her age she probably had bad sex once
>>27429375Why do you keep posting this, retard?
>Ame date happening sooner >now I will miss most of it since I am at work Pain-peko
>>27429423a lot of people who posted Ame were just shitposting tho.but removing them she'll prolly still have the least virgins
>Your oshi>Your favorite dinosaur>Your oshi's favorite dinosaur>Could your favorite dinosaur beat your oshi's favorite dinosaur in a fight
>>27429119The matrix came out the year I was born and it was one of my favourite movies as a kid.
>>27429217let's compromise and make it a lolibabaa
>>27429331PLEASE MORI PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR DISSING TOPHAMHATKYO ON /jp/
Teamates, has Amelia ever mentioned anything about alcohol? Does she drink it?
>>27429406this image is almost as small as gura
>>27429441i was making fun of ame on her debut, but she's my favorite now
>10 images leftMake them count
>>27429331
>>27429441Kiara, she's pretty based now
>Description: Did you dress up?
>>27429467Unless you can see Post IDs or IPs, I see no reason to believe your claim they were shitposting.
>>27429112You'd hope. Would actually be cool to have a perky granny vtuber.
>>27429484
Marks
>>27429287>shark"chads" are mostly virginsOH NO NO NO NO NO
Yoooooo my question got IN!So sad I didn't see it live. Did I make any grammar mistakes here?
>>27429423The N**tening probably drove most of them away.And that's a good thing.
>>27429484ogey
>>27429470chickenchickenchickenchicken
>>27429480She said she's uncomfortable mixing drinking and streaming, doesn't trust herself.
>>27429324I seriously hope that is not the case and her brain damage is just acting upI scheduled a bunch of shit to do in the next hour so I could enjoy the stream with no interruptions and notified work I'd be lateFUCK
>>27429538ALOE LOVE
>>27429538Fucking perfect last image
Ame confirmed for a central time zone chad
>>27429441Kiara, she's way funnier when she's not pretending to be a kuso idol.
>>27429538based
>>27429423That's precisely why. People who had past relationships are always the saddest, most obsessed roneryfags because they actually know what they are missing out on.
>>27429441Kiara
>>27429538Based last image
>>27429538no
>>27429538Only if its with Mori.
>>27429522Yes.
>>27429523Looks about right eslchamaIf you want to be absolutely perfect though, change the comma between "but" and "why" to be a semicolon
>>27429523It's a shit question.
>>27429287>61.1% non-virgins.What the fuck happened to this placedisgusting
>>27429331K*ren is cute, cute!
>>27429470InaVelociraptor but not that feathery shit they're trying to peddle I DON'T BELIEVEI dunnoI dunno
>>27429538Aloe...
>>27429331DD inspires me to become a better person. Every day since the 12th I ask myself "would she care about me, if she saw me right now?" and the answer keeps being no.One day.
>>27429561Where
I can't believe I've fallen into this hole of shit besides the odd clip I used to watch, and hear I am watching all of these fuckers whenever I get the chance, falling asleep to them. In the last month I've started working out and walking an hour plus a day, trying to eat healthier, and began experimenting to try and find some hobbies beyond vidya, anime, movies, and alcohol. I'm not saying its related, but the correlation is in my brain. I love them all.
>>27429441Nanako stop hiding your bits under your clothes you flattie
>>27428497>Marketing analysis how good her acting works?
>>27429331Maybe it's deliverance, from the pain I knowis coming on when my old soul's finally gone.It's not wrong to think about it, but I'll stop for tonight,'cause we're immortalized forever in the songs that we write, 'ya know?
>>27429602we all had sex with each last weekend, didn't you get the memo?
>>27429441None of themMori still hasn't done anything to make me like her
>>27429604K*ren is cool, cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o
>>27428502>think she said she will upload publicly after 24hNot making everything hidden a timed-exclusive is just a waste of earning-potential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_cDJENafV4>only wanna kiss boysDROPPED
>>27429538aloe... live..
>>27429611It's all about that self-improvement, anon. We're all gonna make it one day.
>>27429331>She made her tits smaller on her cool demon rapper self-insert persona>talked about wanting smaller boobs on streamOur boy is too self-conscious.
>>27429666Perish female
sucking gura's sensitive little nipples
>>27429666I don't think that would stop Kiara
>>27429604>>27429653I keep expecting someone to slip up on her name, they're so similar.
>>27429680
>>27429680Meidochama...
CUNNY
>>27429661it really isnt, the fomo is to great
>>27428558Psychos can smell weakness two miles against the wind.