/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger
>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter
>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger
>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon"
>Gura about to cry as she says this
Would you eat it?

Are you frustrated, chickenfag?

PEKO LOOK OUT THERE IS A SHARK!

Deadhours hit, Schizos fucking with /hlg/ are coming over to /hlgg/. Get ready.

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Mori love.

KITCHEN SLUTS

Someone give me the timestamp where Kiara calls out the jannies

>fuck reddit
>fuck numberfags
>fuck fat lonely gops
>open about her love for anal

yyeeeeaahhhhh.... im thinking she's based and best oshi

ME WANT CHUNNY

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

Gura is for _____

DEADBEATS WW@

You are now realising that Kiara is just orange EN+DE speaking Marine

Graphic design is my passion

>>27421371
The good streams are genkikino, and the bad streams are sufferingkino, I love it.

Step into a portal to a parallel universe of a JP indie Vtuber living in Germany with German viewers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_cfVFjSINk

Reminder that Gura will never stop winning. Taking down the big shots at JP will be the final act to secure her as the face of hololive

Notice how threads are only comfy when Gura is streaming. Confirms that chumbuds are the only decent fanbase.

>>27421410
anal

>>27421392
>starting the thread with shitflinging
Deepthroat a shotgun.

>>27421404
The kitchen (cool) whores

What's the time code for Kiara reading German love letters? I missed that part.

>>27421410
me

>>27421407
I'M CHUMMING

>>27421410
>>27421407
UUOOOOOOOOOHHH!!

RATE THE LAST CHICKEN STREAM.

>>27421406
Wait kiara is a butt slut?
does that means she's bi?

>>27421400
I love how this retard literally announced he was doing it, too.

>>27421006
Every and single collab with Coco now will trigger bugmen.
They disbanded the bili Fubuki channel just for one mention of Coco.

>>27421408
>>27421411
Here, but keep it to one ritualpost at a time, please.

>>27421388
Always.

>>27421404
I wanna make a coupon that says "Kitchen Sluts" in german with SS Chicken gassing Ame.

>>27421388
Nope

And tell her to order five guys or wendys from doordash immediately

>>27421400
I'm the schyzo, AMA

i skipped over Ina because i mistook her being chill for 'boring' but i watched her 'Time ART-tack" video and it was super comfy

>>27421411
I'm digging out my middle school recorder to play

@27421421
improve your bait

Bible has already said all you need to know about numberfaggotry
>For whoever has, to him more shall be given, and he will have an abundance; but whoever does not have, even what he has shall be taken away from him.

Step in a portal into a parallel universe of a JP Indie Vtuber living in Germany with German viewers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_cfVFjSINk

So next stream is Detective Diaries?

Excellent stream, up there with the first 2 Minecraft streams

>>27421437
What will happen when EN collabs with coco?

>>27421418
>FNAF
Hell no. I have an allergy to cheap screamers.

>>27421407

This stream was 10/10. Hope chicken can keep this up, she's definitely in a better place now. Sasuga Marine senpai.

>>27421434
SSSSS LA POLLA DEL ARCO DE REDENCION/10

Man I hope Kiara talks to Ina, Ame, Botan or any hololive with computer skills

>>27421406
Forgot about
>Fuck jannies
>And fuck you too for not letting her win in MK8

>>27421304
she's just being coy about having played before, she's not going to say "btw I have 1000 hours in this game" and not only set potentially false expectations in the viewer's minds but also get them thinking about who she used to be

>>27421456
I can't believe Jesus was anime...

>>27421421
it proves the opposite, they have nothing to do when she's not streaming so they shit up the thread

>>27421401
you forgot one

>>27421410
Ame

>>27421434
10/10 I'm so proud of her

Nothing good will happen in this thread

>>27421388
I'm not gonna be forced to eat some shitty burger in my own goddamn house. If she uses shit from my pantry she better fucking learn to cook because that stuff isn't free.

Watching Mori's earlier stream. Was she always this adorkable?

Why do you guys think Gura's eyes are so wonky?

>>27421447
What narratives will you be pushing today, スキッツォイドさん？

>>27421392
Gura is getting a fuck ton of deadsubs that stay there for long if you lie to numberfag so hard, just like many western youtubers get, the opposite of kiara who is developing a more loyal fanbase just like most of the chuubas, your "a" le funny meme girl is just mainstrean faggot

chicken thighs

I pray to Odin that chicken will save us from the shark spic scum

>>27421432
no it just means she likes taking Mori's huge 5 ft futa cock up her bum

>>27421502
Yes.

>>27421410
rough bloody mating presses.

What will push the shark over the edge? When will the meme gremlin finally be let out of its cage? Will minecraft do the trick?

>>27421481
Or, you know, a professional

>>27421467
False flagging wumao shills.

>>27421432
anon...your /u/ reps...

>>27421504
It's a trait of the Atlanteans

>>27421504
Anxiety

>>27421496
tete......

>>27421434
10/10 actually enjoyed it from start to finish

Well I'm subbed to all 5 now. Went from a trinityfag to a unitybro. Still going to only member for Ame, Ina, Gura because their times are better but I believe in all 5 now

>>27421504
Live2D mocap points not defined correctly

>>27421507
holy cope

>>27421388
i'd slap it out of her hands and yell at her, who the fuck puts peanut butter on a burger

Reminder:
https://streamable.com/doqaty

Do you finally see? Are we finally getting through?

>>27421467

Nothing because bugs know now that we're even more hardcore than them in terms for hunitng motherfuckers.

CEASE AND DESIST FROM YOUR FALSEFAGGOTRY AS CHUMBUDDIES AT ONCE YOU FUCKING RETARDED GAY NIGGERS

>>27421435
and still worked, why are we like this

>>27421412
wunderbar

Don't forget, anons.

falseflags are chink antis prove me wrong

>>27421434
Her best stream and honestly the first one that made me believe that she won’t burn out and graduate.

>>27421504
Her rig sucks. Just look at the AmeGura collab last night and see the stark contrast of facial articulation between the two

Just woke up, give me the holo news I need to know.

Both Mori and Kiara have been fucking awesome today, damn, time to catch up with Ina and watch that Ame/Gura collba from the archives
>>27421401
Based
>>27421408
>>27421411
Checking out as there are no streams, time for homework (aka missed streams)

>>27421434
I caught it towards the end because I was reading the comments in the last thread about how she's different after chatting with marine.
What I listened to was pretty fun. I might keep more of an eye on her in future.

I hope today has finally convinced people to accept the chicken and become true unitychads

I loved that little fucker

>>27421507
Anon, why would you reply to such blatant bait?

>>27421467
chink bugmen are unironically afraid of being shitposted to death by americans

>>27421556
always been

>>27421404
kitchen of whores

Is this the part where we call everyone antis until the next stream starts?

I dare you to post a single good hololive clip that has zero comedic value

is VAT included into the supachat price for every country? how is it for the US?

>>27421504
Glasses or messy hair covering her forehead and messing up the L2D

God the kissless virgin Goerin GOP, that was legendary.

Will sharkredditors ever calm down or will they forever shit up this palce?
It's so bad they should just splitt o /ag/ a general at this point.

/cgl/ GENOCIDE WHEN!?

>>27421401
I don't know whats wrong with me but, I instantly dislike someone who wears a choker

>>27421522
Let it go bro, this is the real HER, she can finally be herself

>>27421507
What language is this

>>27421434
EL POLLO (FORMA CALIENTE ACTIVADA POR MARINA)

>>27421567
oh fuck that's a hard one
will immunity dog protect me?

>>27421525
That professional would likely be from Cover so yeah no better to talk with someone actually using the PC for the same purposes

>>27421437
>Every and single collab with Coco now will trigger bugmen.
Can't wait

>>27421556
batshit insane

>>27421574
>China hate again
Reddit there >>>

>>27421595
The one where Miko starts crying while singing with Sora

>>27421595
every singing clip

>>27421604
1/10 made me reply

>>27421561
because chickenfags have low IQ

>>27421410
amelia

can't believe ame fell off already

>>27421567
It's too late, the purpose has been already fullfilled

>>27421410
Impregnation

So why isn't someone doing a vtuber start up in the states or Vancouver? I know there's set ups for single vtubers (Nyanners, Melody) and streamers, but why no company? Do you know how many weebwhores with 2nd languages that are in Los Angeles, Texas, and other places that don't matter? Hell it looks like Cover is very tempted to make an office in NA.

>You'll never have a Russo-Mexican Quad-lingual brown-skinned, blonde-haired QT talk in a Valley Girl accent.

>>27421507
This guy is unironically right. Kiara has 290k subs. Compare her to Towa or Luna who hit 5k on a good day. That's what Kiara gets for superchat reading, and outside of that minimum double or triple.

>>27421512
please don't falseflag with my oshi, danke schon

>>27421607
it's a blowjob black belt

>>27421578
Gigastacy unlocked Super Aryan form.

>>27421522
she's never going to be exactly the same as before. just enjoy gura for what she's doing and don't think too hard about it.

>all the girls are going to play FFXIV together
>they will never play WoW even though it is objectively the best mmo ever made by a fucking order of magnitude
the world isn't fair

>>27421434
Just copying what said before superchats:
Absolute fucking blast / 10
This is why she'll always be my #2 girl

>>27421507
Move along chumbros, just a SEAnigger falseflagging. Move along!

This is your hololive EN 2nd generation guys.

>>27421448
That was one of my favourite streams from ina.
Speaking of archives, I need to catch up on a few before next streams.

>>27421629
China must be wiped from the face of the Earth with urgency

>>27421605

>>27421578
Kiara redemption arc

7 more hours till my date with Amelia! Getting kinda nervous

>>27421616
>will immunity dog protect me
No. I fucked your dog.

>>27421664
Yuno?

>>27421401
delet

>>27421602
He died so we may have Kino. Respect his sacrifice.

CLIPBROS WHERE IS IT?
We need gosling edits of that GOP book through superchats and her laughing at him.

Amelia is a whore.

>>27421595
kanata disease, coco advice, festival suffering

>>27421629
out of here dogfucker

>>27421613
how new?

>>27421654
thank god

>>27421608
>thinking this is HER
The truth I am about to reveal to you may be too much for your mortal mind to endure. Open at your own risk.

>>27421460
>holoDE
>spricht Japanisch

>>27421522
She doesn't wanna be a meme gremling anymore.
She just wants to be happy.

>>27421578
mori was cringecute, kiara coin skyrocketed

>>27421654
was*
WoW hasn't been good for a long time.

>>27421578
Kiara has been reborn and she's killing it

>>27421654
>>they will never play WoW even though it was objectively the best mmo ever made by a fucking order of magnitude
fixed

>>27421608
>can't stop slipping up cursing
yeah, herself

>>27421665
god the art she draws is so good too

>>27421654
Playing wow in 2020 is not worth it, anon. Its just a bad game.

>>27421629
Get back behind your wall brother chang

>>27421688
ES ELLA

Bros I'm fucking devastated, I've got a 14 hour shift that starts in an hour and I'm going to miss Ame's arcade date stream. Is it going to be archived? I don't want to miss her losing her mind over the dizzy bird game like Jerma did.
At least I get Saturday off, there's no way I'd miss The Matrix with Ina.

>>27421683
no no anon, they don't fuck the dogs, just boil them alive to eat later or throw them off roofs under suspicion of carrying the chink plague

>>27421410
mating press while deep kissing

>>27421680
i need to make screengrabs of the supachats, still waiting on the chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQewkqnII-w
what fuck wrong with guta eye

>>27421392
>>27421507
>Kiara fans finally get to be part of tribalism wars RP
YEAAAAAA, I'm being included

four hololive threads
the touhou...

>>27421578
Gura passed Aqua

>>27421664
I think she's perfectly and unironically happy with her twitch crowd.

>>27421593
unironically yes

>>27421467
Coco is gonna collab with Gura first to assert dominance, she knows they fear the shark

>>27421674
Uh oh, looks like she has a free ""skip"" stream coupon! Better luck next time condomate

>>27421410
adult cocks

>>27421577
Ame has like the best rigging in hololive desu

>>27421507
Chickenfags are ESL retards just like their oshi, how unexpected.

>>27421674
Did you cut your beard? You gotta look presentable for her, anon

>Amazing Shark/Ame collab
>Amazing Ina mahjong
>Amazing your boy's music strean
>Amazing chicken MK into zatsudan
Man today was a good day, time to hit the bed

>>27421507
Just like Lamy who is one of the top earners while being with fewer subs.

>>27421467
nothing really

>>27421713
Now we're talking.

>>27421662
Don't let falseflaggers tear us apart, chumfriends

>>27421654
WoW is so outdaded they would be better off playing Animal Towers

>>27421729
Baste

>>27421467
coco collab with en will save hololive from bugmen oppression

>>27421728
Gura's eye tracking is as shit as Coco's mouth tracking.

>>27421567
>Unless you're brazilian in which case they will be taken to Argentina
FUCK YOU BOLUDOS!

Real talk: What would've happened if people had joined Kiara's Mario Kart game with names like Taiwan numba wan, Nick Blagger, etc? Didn't seem like she was checking them at all.

>>27421644
probably cause it might be harder to attract funding sources? Cover had to get VC funding and Japan already has that sort of culture where it could be a success, not sure if NA has that and if they'd be able to outcompete traditional Twitch streamers

>>27421713
Cute

>>27421654
Because FFXIV is a Japanese game and they already have permissions for it.
Also because there's a non-zero chance that Yoshi-P himself could appear in one of the streams.

>>27421593
some of them are just sheep posters too

ATTENTION THESE OOSTS ARE EITHER OBIVOUS BAIT OR ARE PROBABLY BAUT DO NOT REPLY TO SHIT LIKE THIS, THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE WE ARE BEING RAIDED TODAY STAY WATCHFUL
>>27421392
>>27421421
>>27421507
>>27421604
>>27421645

Why are chumbuds all ESLs who can't even understand English, let alone speak it?

>>27421713
gay

>>27421675
I think you're lost. /hlg/ is a couple threads away, anon.

>>27421467
85k viewers at the very least.

What site is this my fellow numberchads?

>>27421654
Good video games >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what /v/ thinks is good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human filth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MMOs

>>27421654
Blizzard stake bought by Tencent, and this nigger corporation is literally owned by CCP.

>>27421467
coco's deteriorated english will be exposed

>>27421713
YES

>>27421567
Any brazilians want to tell me who their oshis are? I am getting the mate ready...

>>27421728
YAGOO FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT.

>>27421448
Her zatsudan is very good.

>>27421730
It's literally just me answering myself anon

>>27421740
Honestly want to see Coco do Mori or Chicken first. When was the last time she had a western style conversation? Gura might be a disaster since she doesn't ham it up but Mori and Chicken do.

>>27421713
Hot

>>27421729
You're right, too many touhou survived. Next time the thread is at around 1990-ish posts, everyone make sure to make a new holo thread, kay?

>>27421595
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

>yeeeeeeeet

>>27421753
>that drop
what a legendary night that was

>>27421644
Look into Tsunderia

Ame...

>>27421805
s h e e p

>>27421815
Why must you hurt me like this

>>27421795
miracle_xyz on twitch

>>27421548
Enough with this fucking image

a REAL chickenbro wouldn't insult other oshis or false flag as a chickenbro.
sadly we have to wait a few hours until the next hurricane hits the Philippines for the threads to get good again.

i want to fuck guras eye socket while its twitching

>>27421776
but xiv isn't even an mmo it's a single player game

>>27421793
I'm not lost. I'm originally here, and only a tourist in /hlg/.

>>27421652
>>27421671
>>27421696
>>27421704

what did kiara actually do to improve, just play MK and be entertaining? Or did something happen?

Gura is the worst of all EN. She has no personality and 90% of the streams are dead air. The only one worth watching is Mori.

>>27421803
That'll just be a charm point though

Just watched these three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN3I6biChM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SjMGcg664Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA_el5MgTY

Damn. Feels too real, I wonder how much of this was even in character anymore, outside of Luna's voice.

>>27421821
watson's brain is empty

>>27421654
>WoW [...] is objectively the best mmo ever made by a fucking order of magnitude
Damn, I didn't realize blizzdrones still existed.

KFPbro here, we love every single Holo EN member, anyone saying shit about some girl in the name of Kiara, it just a fucking sub-human chink

>>27421418
Nice, finally I can converse with a chuuba that isn't cringe in my mother tongue.

>>27421795
I am kinda pleased that after all this time and all the silliness Ai-chan is still number one by a significant margin.

>>27421835
she only needs a futa cock now and she's complete

>>27421827
I'll never look at Artia the same way again...

>>27421681
That's your fault for inducing her into Discord sex.

>>27421835
how is she so strong

>>27421713
Perfection

>>27421753
Cute+funny transcends geopolitics.

>if you think you are brave enough to show me your banana come do it
>I know how small holes work

20 minutes in and already chickenkino. I wish I hadn't missed the live stream.

I want to violate the shark.

>>27421507
ahem


a

>>27421753
>>27421829
Wait, what happened there? Did she say something about Taiwan?

>>27421407

>>27421855
ogey

>>27421854
When she isn't being held back by her training weights(Equipment) she goes full Kiara Blanco

>>27421860
the guy who translated those posts here btw

Shark bad

>>27421854
Talked with Marine and stopped caring about numbers. She allowed herself to relax and enjoy herself more which was a big help.

>>27421740
The sky and the ocean can never be friends....

>>27421854
nah its just chickenshits trying to pretend kiara is suddenly at guras level

>>27421877
she works out a lot

>>27421467
In all fairness, I'm pretty sure they're all a bit nervous or intimidated of Coco. She's a bantmeister, and the holoEN collabs so far have been total hugboxes. They don't have any experience with being jokingly shit on.

>>27421805
cute clown

>>27421821
Queen Gosling...

Gura BF! DO NOT CLICK!

>>27421855
Again bait, deadbeats don't support this message

>>27421854
She talked to Marine and was noticeably happier this stream.

>>27421889
How new?

>>27421863
It's the chink shills.

>>27421889
dedicated a song to coco

>>27421860
how fast did matsuri drop luna after that?

>>27421805
Mito

>>27421854
Just a really good and fun stream

>>27421901
that's funny considering Marine is the biggest numberfag in all of holo

>>27421855
Mori is absolute cringe tho, there is no kino in there. Mori is probably the worst HoloEn by far

>>27421795
Luna...

>>27421915
No wonder she was talking so much about putting things in her ass.

>>27421854
She didn't actually change much at all. Just had the confidence not to get pulled into self-pity.

>>27421882

>>27421434
Marine must have unlocked her potential or something because Gigastacy was in full force

>>27421753
This graph is as bad as those vita 3ds+tv console charts from 7th gen. Fixed the scaling for you.
Nice moscito btw.

>>27421629
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

>>27421629
West Taiwan deserves to be glassed

could someone post the based on what?
reaction images?

>>27421940
"Based."

>>27421776
that and WoW is owned by blizzard who's owned by TenCent, so china will just shut down anything related to HL now

>>27421896
What's their current status? I read something about Matsuri fucking everything up and Luna distancing herself from her?

Criticism about shark post.

>>27421889
Every and single Holo girl lost from 1000 to 3000 subscribers.
Except Aki.

ame feels like a xqc clone

>>27421860
Wrong thread, nigger.

>>27421947

>>27421925
Real quick, poor Luna

>>27421854
Really fun stream, a blast to beggining to the end. Graet banter, great moments, amazing interaction with her chat. Turns out the chicken is great when she's not being insecure. She just won me as a fan, I guess I'm unity now.

>>27421784
Shrimpdicks really must all be underaged because they just can't handle different thinking. YOu not only attached yourself to a brand but you completely identify with it. Any perceived attack on it is threatening your whole worldview.

can't wait for next week

>>27421913
Wait we don't?

>>27421854
Stopped holding back. There is no succinct way to say it other than the word "gigastacy". Watch her stream to see for yourself.

>>27421973
noticed people said this in a few threads, she definitely quotes him time and time again.

>>27421507
Unironically this. Gura has more than double the subs of the other HoloEN members but she only averages about 20k to 25k viewers every stream. She also gets the least superchas out of any of the members.

This just means that you can't use a subs as a metric of how successful a chuuba is. FBK is the same spot as Gura except FBK's popularity dwindled naturally while Gura was a victim of R*ddit and FOTM status.

>>27421931
>Marine is the biggest numberfag
Stale narrative.

>>27421837
>>27421909
>>27421927
Good taste. I'll bring your oshis to Iguaçu, you can pick them up there

>>27421905

Ogey

So anyway what are you guys doing until the next stream? Think I'm gonna play MuseDash.

>>27421940
Auf wiedersehen, schwarzball.

I don't know if it's too late, but I'm sending questions to Amelia
Any questions you guys may have? I can help fill in for those

>>27421987
Nice try faggot, most of us like other girls

>>27421860
I'll never forgive festival.

>>27421925
I dont really "hate" or "dislike" any holos besides being uninterested in them, but matsuri is becoming the first one I dislike, she seems to be toxic af, I dont want her near Gura after seeing how she played with Luna

>>27421997
Valeu ae, pelotudo

>>27421973
I'm glad I don't even know what an xqc is you twitchpog zoomer

>>27421784
>THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE WE ARE BEING RAIDED
The dumb nigger straight up keeps talking about how he's raiding us in the other thread, duh.

>>27421975
Choke on a dick splitfag.

>>27422000
>next stream
when?

>>27422000
Going to hang myself

https://files.catbox.moe/18rmna.webm

>>27422000
Work on some stuff for a bit, then play some Nioh.

I'm looking forward to the goslingposts tonight.

Which holoEN is the most likely to have a dick her mouth right now?

>>27421854
Literally said she wasn't going to worry about numbers any more. Felt more relaxed and there was great banter with the chat. The 'Tenchou' character isn't fully there yet but it was fun watching her play it and her chat as employees. I hope it's something she sticks with, since it's got a lot of potential to grow

>>27421986
yea hopefully

man this thread is bad right now.

>>27422013
>she seems to be toxic af
the bitch literally pulled a knife on her own mother

of course she's toxic

>>27421401
>falseflagger saying fuck falseflaggers
sugoi...

>>27422000
Nice, how many FCs do you think you'll achieve in the member stream?

>>27421753
>>27421944
????

>all this obvious bait and samefagging
/hlg/ having a meltdown again?

>>27421855
This take was up-to-date literally only for the debut streams.

>chicken is finally popular enough to be included in the shitflinging
glad she's moving up in the world

cute birb

Will /hlg/ ever stop trying to shit up these threads during deadhours? Find out on the next episode of /hlgg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCAZkz4uVg

>>27422000
I guess it's time to play RS2 until the SEAniggers get tired of doing this
https://youtu.be/f24VOn36buw

>>27422041
source or stfu sea monkey

>>27422049
deadhours, its time to leave

>>27422049
They're hurt shark is eating their idols.

>>27422038
Christ, tagalog is such a horrible language.

t. bisaya

Anyone have a link to the teammate schedule? I must have closed the tab

Are all the baiters salty about Gura? Lmao pathetic, she is in the realm of heavenly kings now baby, no matter how much you shitpost that won't change, EN is here to stay

Chicken > squid > shark > detective > white trash

>>27422061
I think you can find a subbed video on it, like it's that well known

>>27422055
Kiara is such a qt

>>27422049
They've been melting down for like 2 straight hours since Aqua got eaten.

>>27422057
>holy gura chicken

cancelled my Gura membership and switched over to Team Chicken, feels good bros

>>27422041
to be fair her mother did the same to her mother
that interview was wack

>>27421434
EL POLLO (ACTIVACION MARINE)

>>27422049
/hlg/ has the same shit but with fake EN false flaggers.

>>27422057
>kiara based stream
Correct

>>27422002
Amelia Watson: if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Answer: A lemon tree

>>27422049
sea monkeys gonna sea monkey

Biggest subscriber count but relatively low superchat donation count? How could this POSSIBLY be??

>>27421996
Most people here is too new to get how the chuuba market works, they are used to their twitch things

>>27421499
You have to get the latest edition

very inaccurate. Gura has 50 slots for stickers so she should have at least 5000. If we trust her completely, she has 7000~ members now. so the number would be off by 3500~
Ame is a lost cause in term of counting because of 3 missing streams (failed limbo-apex, non-mem Osu!, karaoke).
iirc, one of EN said at some point that she has 35 slots = 3500 members.

>>27422075
>KFP employee
>Shits on her wife
Don't do this, anon.

The only reason why Gura has that many subs is because her autistic simps spam her clips everywhere

Man this thread's dead hours are absolute garbage, holy shit.

>>27422031
Unironically, Gura. She's been in this game long enough she is totally capable of keeping her relationships on lock

i honestly cant tell who is falaeflagging as what, its all a blur of garbage at this point

>>27422057
uhhhh bros?

>>27422097
So.. the same reason FBK and Korone have subs?

>>27422047
Fuck off nigger, that's not how statistics works
Also it's about 300k subs from China, so not that much

>>27422031
Mori, purely for the purposes of recorder practice.

>>27422023
Amelia Q&A stream in an 1h45m

>>27421504
very small, camera too high to properly capture her eyes

>>27422038
It's alright for a dead hours one. Just stop replying to obvious bait and shitposting density will go down.
Here, cute shark.

>>27422068
Say that in my face, motherfucker. And I will take all your fingers.

>>27422007
I will come back after improving my narratives, thanks for the input anon

>>27422061
anon...
https://youtu.be/Ninw5yCvigM?t=327

>>27422047
>even this shitposting overestimating is still only 100k lost
lmao

>>27422057
>rape jesus

>>27422061
>a newfag calling someone else a seamonkey
Hilarious. I bet you're a SEAnigger too.

>>27422049
Actually, shark is eating my idols, it's so sad tbqh

>>27422079
ogey

>>27421688
YO ES ELLA

>>27421596
US doesn't have VAT

>>27422047
>cut out schizonationalists before they became a major portion of her viewers
based?

>>27422116
I sent two questions in at different times, let's #pray

>>27422070
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
To be honest, if this is a general it'd be useful to have in the OP.

>>27422104
Literally me

>>27422102
/hlg/ as /hlgg/ posters.

>>27422028
I fucking love this video, every time I see it

>>27421860
Isn't it all an act??

>>27422090
The fate of Gura.

>>27422057
Kiara in the center for 2 threads in a row.

Gura and Ame are definitely going to overlap. Will we get a second thread? It hasn't been a problem before but given what Ame is doing we might need it.

>>27421671
Chicken really is a phoenix

>>27422097
>Clips are free publicity.
No shit.

I saw Ninomae Ina'nis at a grocery store in Arkham yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “humu! humu! humu!” and closing her tentacles shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Instant Ramens in her hands without cooking them.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pour hot water on those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took some of the ramens and started pouring water multiple times, she stopped her and told her to pour water on each one individually “to prevent any eldritch infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she cooked each ramen and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by saying “Woomy!” really loudly.

>>27422120
SEAnigger detected. Go back to facebook.

>>27422096
Hopefully that forced ship ends when the collab ban is lifted and Kiara can stream with the JP girls.

>>27422100
Not that bad. /hlg/ is a thousand times worse lol.

>>27422152
This is beyond acting, matsuri really did toy with luna's heart

>>27421581
Wait, I was wrong >>27421401 based status revoked, I thought Ame is there as well

>>27422139
>doesn't have
More like they have the GDP to just say no.

>>27421996
>>27422092
????
She gets third highest superchats, barely behind Kiara. Her streams are average 35k-45k on most days.
Stop samefagging, ESL, and learn how to actually shitpost.

>>27422095
Considering the amount Ame has unaccounted for, isn't her member numbers pretty high? Considering one of them is the karaoke. Could be close to the top.

>>27422120
I watched the freek'n video and I have to admit, puddingdog is a guilty pleasure.

>>27422175
Proof??

https://twitter.com/tanigox
reminder that even yagoo, CEO of a for profit company is not a numberfag (at heart, professionally he has to), his EN oshi is Ina apparently since most of his recent retweets is either fanart of Ina or art drawn by her and she has less views than Kiara

Daily reminder that Gura wants to be crushed by Ame

>>27421996

Gura’s gotten as many as nearly 40,000 people routinely for playing kusoge, what?

I actually would like for fubuki to reach 1M before Gura, for gura's sake because knowing her I doubt she wants that responsibility.

>>27421860
>>27422152
>>27422175
matsuri might have been fucking around but luna was dead serious

>>27422049
Shark is approaching pekora. Shit is gonna be wild for a while.

Everyone always complains about Shark eating their oshis instead of being excited about the concept of shark vore.

>>27422173
Of course. Fuckers like you shit in it every single day.

>>27422057
Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN graduation onegai

>>27422201
Who doesn't?
I wish Amelia would hit me instead of her desk.
I wish she would use her feet to step on me instead of her Switch.

>>27422187
wow she's barely behind someone with 1/3 her subs, exactly what we were saying, are you retarded?

>>27421860
All those minecraft kisses

>>27422204
Anti's will attack Gura if she reaches 1 million before FBK.

>>27422213
ok dogfucker schizo
lmao

>>27422204
Not happening. Fubuki will get eaten by mighty Gura.
Fuck the JP whores.

>>27422047
Holo-Niji hyperwar when

>Kiara still makes more money than Gura despite lowers numbers

Really, Kiara's fans are on other level.