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choo choo

Who are you quoting?

A pleasant surprise!

>>25835154
Rumia.

lettuce is fine

>>25835069
God I wish that broccoli was my dick.

>>25835013
No Rumia don't eat that melon! You're eating Suika!

burg?

>>25851208

>>25835013
Making Rumia go vegan against her will!

Please don't eat Ushizaki,

>>25853664

>>25865240
she doesn't look too disturbed by it

How do I convince Rumia not to eat me?

>>25865973
Just say no

You can not be legally eaten against your will, otherwise, they're breaking the law

>>25865973
Rumia doesn't eat vegetables, so just keep being a braindead moron.

>inviting Rumia and not having enough food secured
ruh roh, you fucked up anon

>>25866555
Why is she going to suck my dick?

>>25866745
>your pov is in your dick
what

>>25866816
Why haven't you become dedicated enough to erotica that your consciousness transfers from your brain to your dick?

>>25866351
What if she shows you her bare cunny in exchange for becoming her dinner?
And even if you refuse, she can eat you and eliminate the witness and the evidence at the same time.

>>25866555
>>25866816
Who said that?

Habits are hard to break

>>25881602
Dumb lolihus are my favorite.

>>25869413
ur mom lmaooooo

>>25835013
shut up and eat your cabbage
dumb girl

>>25866434
But how is Rumia going to grow up a healthy girl if she refuses to eat her veggies?

>>25889885
My mother would never say that.

>>25899364
She's not going to grow up.
And that's a good thing.

>Eat up, little one.

>>25901799
This is child abuse. Stop this now.

>>25901862
Is it okay if I want to eat her instead?

>>25901901
I think I know what you mean...

>>25901901
>>25907547
Enough is enough. Get back to force-feeding this little brat.

>In the end, we had no choice but to resort to alternative measures.

>>25922673
And that's how Rumia learned to love vegetables.

>>25922673
Imagine my penis as the carrot...

>>25924065
No.

>>25907547
do not post lewds of little girls like that

>>25922673
Did it work?

>>25924149
Unless you're some sort of creepy lolicon, there's nothing lewd about little girls, anon, specially if she's from a different species.

Finally, some good fucking food.

>>25934476
Finally, some good fucking VAMPIRE CUNNY

>>25866555
Is it bad I imagined heat on my mouth when I opened that? Can you imagine kissing Rumia passionately with lots of tongue and spit?

>>25936375
Are cumghosts allowed too?

>>25932481
Indeed, because sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rumia are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rumia's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her. And as you lie atop her flushed body, her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rumia's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

https://exhentai.org/g/1723649/430de5feaf/
aaah! new Rumia-chan doujin!

>>25938596
This was a good one, thank you.

>>25938307
そーなのかー

>>25938596
galaxy brain rumia

>>25950508
super funny leddit meme, anon! thanks!

>>25967956
Please remember what Keine-sensei taught you, anon.

>>25950508
>>25938596
very cute and funny

>>25938596
The guy is so ungrateful! How could he yell at Rumia-chan when she's going out of her way to play with him?

>>25901799
Is there a video for this? This reluctant Rumia looks very cute!

>>25938307
This is my favorite pasta in the whole site.

only lolicons like Rumia!

>>25987875
Guilty as charged.

>>25987875
But Rumia is older than me!

>>25987875
I disagree. I disagree, Gary.

>>25987875
Not if you only want to fuck her EX form

>>25988664
I want to fuck both. What does that make me?

>>25988805
hetero

>>25988838
I want EX Rumia to fuck Rumia while I masturbate. What does that make me?

>>25989308
coomer

>>25989652
found the filthy redditor

>>25988805
>>25989308
i just like to post stuff about the character and i'm not really interested in any sex stuff. what does that make me?

>>26011443
liar

>>26011443
a good man, anon, a good man indeed

>>26011443
A girl, most likely.

>>25989652
Do you realize where you are to use such kind of slangs?

>>26011443
A person of moral upstanding

>>26036312
Imagine the TASTE. I just want to lap up every drop of her cute little girl drool.

I THINK RUMIA SUCKS

>>26045634
Based

>>26045634
Cringe

>>26045634
Rumia sucks, alright. She's very good at it too.

>>26052979
Imagine how good but utterly terrifying a blowjob from Rumia would feel. Knowing that if she gets hungry, your life as a man ends right then and there.

I'd prefer to gag Rumia before I'd try anything. I do not wish to be a eunuch.

>>26037525
She's a loli carnivore who probably has never once brushed her teeth. Her saliva is probably similar to that of a Komodo Dragon's in it that it could totally fuck you up itself.

anyone have a link to that non-h doujin where she attacks and kills those two guys? Actually I don't even know if she kills them both, but she bites one of the dudes' hand off, yeah?

>>26068027
All I got is the danbooru pool
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/16188

>>26068201
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/16188
Good enough, thanks

>>25835013
You'll get pig inside you another way, Rumia.

>>25835013
rumia is cute with long hair

>>26036312
How the fuck is that supposed to eat a grown-ass man?

>>26100018
sexually

>>26100515
>eating a man's intestines, sexually

>>26100694
implying rumia riding cowgirl while clawing at your intestines wouldn't be sexy

lie

>>26094105
You're cute with long hair!

>>26100694
Rumia burying her face into your ass just to dig out your intestines with her sharp teeth like a giant petrel to a penguin would be pretty scary, not gonna lie.

>>26164326
>Rumia burying her face into your ass just to dig out your intestines with her sharp teeth like a giant petrel to a penguin
God i wish that were me

>>25835013
I didn't, go away.

>>26058342
I want to rape this little bitch

I don't think Rumia would like what's going on in this thread.

>>26226706
Rumia is for happiness.
Though, I don't mind if she remains without her skirt and underwear.

>>26226706
my face when

>>26179057
It's not rape if she wants to eat you afterwards

>>26242966
Of course. If she sells her body for your body then it's prostitution.

>>25950508
Que lista que sos rumia

Here's is your burger Rumia, please don't eat me!

Rumia's prion diseased

>>26290640
Can Yokai catch human sickness?

>>25835502
Rumia didn't say anything though

the headpat and cheek-squeeze youkai

>>26290868
No. Human diseases will not affect Youkai, Youkai diseases will not affect Humans.

>>26371253
Headpat slut. Cheek-squeeze whore.

Honorary fairy of tummies

Imagine taking Rumia on a hot date.

Imagine getting banned from every restaurant in the Human Village because Rumia keeps eating their entire stock.

>>26371930
raspberries

>>26372005
Thankfully, all that fat goes straight to her thighs and puffy cunny lips.

>>25867120
I'd take a peek of her cunny, smack her upside the head, and make run for it yelling, "Haha, sike!"

>>26373449
pls do not bully Rumia

>>26372941
God, so puffy, I want to lick, eat and fuck

>>26053273
when she succin but then she gives u this look

>>26374163
Despite having a mouth full of sharp teeth, Rumia has a really hard time eating anything that isn't bite-sized as she never learned how to chew her food. She actually just tries to swallow everything and whenever she tries to eat people, she's always left legitimately confused why the only edible part of people is their sausage and fun sack.

Imagine rubbing your adult NEET cock all over Rumia's cute soft tummy.

>>26388429
Imagine Rumia rubbing her 'adult' NEET cock all over your cute, soft tummy.

>>26371930
Anon, this is a blue board.

>>26388909
adult men don't have "cute" tummies and rumia doesnt have a dick

Imagine rubbing your adult NEET hand all over Rumia's cute soft tummy.

>>26396987
What would it feel like?

>>26396987
Imagine rubbing your STINK NEET DICK all over Rumia´s delicious body

>>26383798
It's better not to risk it and use protection.

imagine impregnating rumia

>>26420996
>Some Touhous engage in filial cannibalism, when an adult individual of a species consumes all or part of the young of its own species or immediate offspring.
Rumia would make an excellent wife, if not just for the free abortions.

>>26421457
I didn't know Rumia is a guinea pig.

I love rumia-chan so much

>>26424636
Rumia posts videos of herself dancing in tight outfits on Youtube!

>>26446370
hot. I'd send her a tight clownpiece cosplay!

>>26446370
I bet she knows she's getting adult men all hot and bothered.

>>26164326
Stop it, my dick can only get so erect!

can't help but empathize with the glutton...

>>26518916
I don't get it

>>26519171
there's not much to get

>>26519171
She mixes up her words if she gets headpats.

>>26525737
>rubbing my wee wee in her face
Rumia is a little dirty angel

>>25835013
Don't worry Mokou is here to feed you

>>26561179
looks painful

>>26561179
We need to get rid of Mokou. As long as she is around, Rumia's tummy will always be full and never have space for us.

>>26586764
Don't so mean.

>>26622368

>>26622428

>>26586764
impossible. she's immortal.
at most, you'd annoy her.

>>26697017
Put her in a rocket and send her into a black hole. She will survive, but she'll never come back to Gensokyo.

>>26525737
There is a dildo strapped to Rumia's back!

>>26561179
so rumia passed the trial of guts?

What does Rumia taste like?

>>26726481
homeless loli maneater

>>26726661
So what your saying is that you should wash her before consumption

>>26726763
rumia BUTTE

>>26726763
It'd help but you'd have to get deep into those hard to reach places, you understand?

>>26726481
God, imagine your tongue twirling inside her navel

>>26738005
Belly buttons are some of the most bacteria-riddled areas of the human body. Yeah she's a youkai but come on...

>>26740144
So are tongues

>>26740144
I've performed navelingus on a few girls and the experience was enjoyable for both of us, never got a weird or bad flavor.

>>26740144
Rumia is a mature and responsible little girl. That is why I am sure that she always keeps her tummy cunny all nice and clean. But either way, I would happily give her as many belly rubs and tummy kisses as she wants. That is the meaning of true love.

>>26740144
Then surely licking it would clean it, no?

Moeblob rumia is overrated

>>26764390
Edgy Rumia only works because of moeblob Rumia

Imagine very easily tricking Rumia into sex

>>26784460
Rumia is well-known to be easily trick

>>25835013
I like how she's too stupid to be evil

>>25835013
now fella, I'm wealthy oil baron Johnny J. Oil, and the thing is pardner, well you see, the gist of what I (Johnny J. Oil) wanna ask ya (cause I'm a curious fella) would be that, what I (that crazy fella who goes nuts if he gets one whiff of that black nectar) want to know regarding this here post made by you (not by Johnny J. Oil) would be, that is to say, (look, I'd love to pick your brains all day, but I only need a quick reply fella) the information I'd like to have is that which has to do with the nature of your post, cause it SEEMS like ya quotin' somebody, but I (Big J) don't have the foggiest idea who that could be, cause yer post aint makin it clear! Cmon! Who in tarnation are ya quotin'!?

>>26823791
Is that so~?

https://youtu.be/fQ8lpBNH47Q

>>26823791
Imagine if she was smarter or more powerful, How scary that would be

>>26823985
What's anzu chungus doing in a rumia thread?

>>26769393
I can't deny this

here lies anon. he never scored.

>>26832177
Rumia wouldn't take my virginity before killing and eating me?
That's a bit inconsiderate.

>>26824966
personally I think it'd still be cool even without moeblob rumia to contrast with

>>26823791
well ultimately there is no true evil, in rumia's case she just do it for sake of hunger, and not because she want to be evil. "evil" acts are just for reason or other and not for sake of to be evil. even those who claim to be evil they just get kicks about doing that shit so its not necessarily for beign evil but just that they gain something from it.

>>26769393
yes

>>26832725
I never expected to be pondering the nature of evil in a Touhou thread of all places, but here I am.

>>26833736
To be fair Touhou talk lot about human nature and creatures place within the world

>>25865240
What would that lettuce taste like stained with rumi's juices?

>>26824117
Against humans, she would be terrifying even with the limited nature of her gimmick. Her immense physical strength alone would be enough for pretty much anyone. Against other youkai, she would have to be genius-tier intelligence to even stand a chance against moderately dangerous/powerful youkai.

>>26824020
Goddamn, I felt that

>>26703034
You can respawn anywhere.

>>26894658
i really really like this rumia

Ahh~ I want Rumia-chan to devour my flesh, innards and gonads!
My lolicon nutrients being absorbed by her small loli stomach into her cute circulatory system, reaching every single part of her loli body, including the capillary in her cunny!

>>26915436
Me to! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>26921737
This is why you should always remember to lock your windows.

>>26921737
Go away, we don't have any meat.

https://exhentai.org/g/1740521/f7c0905bcd/
Gyaru Rumia!1

Y A S S Y
A
S
S
Y

This little shit is dumb as a brick

>>25987875
I'm not a lolicon, but I eat a lot of meat so I relate to Rumia.

>>26340536
But she did. She also exclaimed when I put my dick in her butt. I'll quote what she said,
>You told me you used lubree-cants!

>>26922458
I regret reading some of those comments.

>>26922117
Anon, you ARE the meat.

Inhale the meats
Exhale the meats
Inject the meats into my bloodstream
There are good meats and there are bad meats
Why has God abandoned us?

>>26924438
>There are good meats and there are bad meats
Are you aware that meats commit over 80% of meat-related crime? Just face it. There's no place in a civilized society for them, or their barbaric meat ways. That's why the only good meat is a dead meat.

https://youtu.be/talwMfY1SMQ

https://youtu.be/RhV2X7WQMPA

>>26922554
How much Meats do you eat?

>>26925340
That can't be Gensokyo. Does she perhaps work at a place near Rabbit House, or at least in the same town?

>>26925340
>I walk into a butcher shop to get some grub
>Rumia from Touhou is standing behind the counter, awaiting customers
>I'm a big fan of hers, so I walk up to meet her
>I notice a meat scale up on the counter
>It's been a while since I updated my chart, so I climb up onto the counter, plop my massive dong down onto the scale, and begin taking a measurement
>The scale registers 0kg
>"What?! That can't be right", I exclaim
>Looks down
>Sees Rumia chowing down on my dick
>Feels kinda nice, not gonna lie
>Notices I'm starting to bleed out
>Doesn't care
>Blows my load
>Dies happy

>>26925964
Who are you quoting?

>>26926010
The voices in my head

>>26926138
Who are you quoting?

>>26926210
He said the voices in his head.

>>26925340
I had roast beef for lunch and a steak for dinner tonight. I'll have meals like that almost every week.

>>26371860
prions should still transmit from youkai to people even if she's immune.

>>26926138
>>26926501
I will put you in a mental ward

>>26922554
This.
Eating steak with Rumia.

>>26922554
Meat is delicious. Rumia is a growing little girl. It's sensible.

>>26922458
It looks less of a tan and more like she was dumped in a vat of chocolate...

Does Rumia even eat sweets?

>>26922458
FUCKING LET HER GO SANAE
SHE ALREADY GOT FRIED TO A CRISP
THERES NO NEED FOR YOU TO EXPERIMENT ON HER USING EIRIN'S SHADY DRUGS

>>26982979
Rumia swallowing my meat stick!

>>26983155
No, Reimu just torched her.
Even Marisa was fearful for the unintelligent little youkai.

>>26983538
This is why Reimu is not well liked

>>26982924
Rumia is my lovely wife and nothing you do will ever separate us

>>26518916
Post the other ones

>>26983417
translate it weebs

>>26982924
We are two different people~!

>>26991347
How can Rumia be your wife when she's already mine, dude?

>>26991347
She's looks rather elegant here. Too bad she's near retarded...

>>26991347
What kind of trickery did you use to convince this stupid man eater to marry you?

>>27060145
When I proposed to her, I vowed to love her forever and to give her my meat as often as she likes. At the time, she wasn't very keen to the idea. However, she was also very hungry, so she immediately fell to her knees and took in the offer. The rest is history, and we're now happily married with two kids and a nice car.
>>27020331
Multiverse, dude. My Rumia is mine, and your Rumia is yours. Of course, your Rumia is a raging slut who shouldn't be allowed within three hundred feet of an animal shelter. But still, I'm happy for you.
>>27059737
She's only pretending to be retarded as a joke. Just like you are. Right?

Imagine the ASMR-triggering, meaty "Kupaa" Rumia's puffy cunny lips would make from pinching them apart!

she knows

>>27076375
is there such thing as kupaa asmr?
or any sound effect?

>>27081828
I figure it sounds a lot like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8URukvnUYTw

>>27081722
that guy went in on that youkai bitch

https://youtu.be/n2yL0WwxW10
Maneater

>>26244539
Translation please

>>26244539
>>27107610
Marisa: Wait, isn't Rumia peeing herself right now?
Reimu: No, her skirt is just drooling.

>>26244539
I can't believe Rumia just fucking pissed herself.

When is Rumia's birthday?

Uohhhhhhh! !! !! Youkai erotic !!!!! Youkai's belly and chest !!!!! Erotic ... ToT ToT ToT

>>27137515
7th of every month.

>>27141381
Its 7/7.

>>27069990
>Multiverse,
You say that like it's a good thing.
All it takes is one rouge /jp/ to start hopping timelines.

anal sex with Rumia

>>27192667
Is that so?

https://youtu.be/cz8Qh9qshjg

>>26983417
>>26983538
Translation, please?

>>27195566
What is she doing?

https://youtu.be/eQkkMLiZz-g

>>27212115
local cute blonde maneater lures lolicons with her assets

>>27213797
then eats them

>>27140634
kuh..! I missed this... I was in the moof for some cute belly and flat chest too...!

>>26518916
i want to pudge the rumi

>>27213797
Dumb, that childish body will attract no one.

>>27230708
That's true, there's no way an undeveloped body like hers will arouse anyone.

>>27231299
Of course. You would have to be a sick fuck to be attracted to a girl who looks this young.

>>27237971
Good thing there are no sick fucks around in Gensokyo. It must be very lonely for Rumia because no man wants her. Poor thing.

>>27231299
I'd pronebone Rumia-chan

Imagine reforming your adult NEET ways to bring about a better future for you and this simple youkai.

bit late, innit?

>>27244407
Don't you see the shadow behind her? You don't want to get on her bad time. Even if she is a very stupid youkai

let her in

>>27262142
Keep your hands where I can see them!

>>26991347
Rumia is so dumb you could probably cheat on her all you want and she would never know

>>27076375
The thing in your image is very rude. You aren't supposed to do these kinds of things to cute girls.

>>27265685
>You aren't supposed to do these kinds of things to cute girls.
Thankfully Rumia isn't one of them, then.

>>27230708
right? there's no way

>>27240980
I would give my best every day.

>>27270369
i mean, you kinda have to now, or else...

>>27267658
very cute butt

>>27271148
aah~ I want to make out with her asshole!

https://fantia.jp/posts/299194
Rumia-chan is a lewd girl!

>>27275677
I can't see anything!

>>27262512
She will eat your bullets

imagine waking up to this

>>27332221
Hope she doesn't notice my raging boner.

>>27332268
why else would she be grinning?

eat

>>27332780

How do i tame a Rumia?

>>27355131
You don't tame Rumia, the Rumia tames you.

My favorite spacejin rumia. Legitimately creepy while still being cute.

>>26922458
The mating press was pretty hot, too bad it's futa...

>>27376026
https://youtu.be/OLMS5sN-o90?t=107

https://youtu.be/PcshNLuEK2Y

>>27376762
The inside of Rumia's dress looks so comfy. I can see why people always want to bury their faces inbetween her little loli thighs.

>>27365166
How can you say you love her if you won't beat her meat?

>>27376762

Yassy really likes Rumia, huh? Two doujinshi in such a short period of time and they're both pretty long. Rumia and Doremy mutilating Flandre and eating her in the dreamworld is oddly super kinky, shit.

>>27389026
>Rumia and Doremy mutilating Flandre and eating her in the dreamworld
I hope everyone who reads this filth gets run over

>>27390105
It's completely consensual, at the very least.

The tables have turned...

>>27390295
I want to eat Rumia tummy.

>>27390241
even fellow lolis want to be eaten by Rumia!

Stop lewding my daughter, dudes

>>27397339
Your daughter is a beautiful youkai loli dude.

>>27397339
Tell your daughter to stop seducing innocent adult men.

>>27390635
that's a fucking potato, dude

>>27397586
A sexy potato.

>>27397586
Have you never tried Frenching a potato?
Don't knock it 'til you fry it.

>>27397437
The whole damn thing was a setup! Right from the start!

>>27397586
I'm gonna stuff this potato and fill it with my cheese.

I want to trick Rumia with my treat.

>>26697017
from what i understand, they still feel pain and the only reason why their fights end in IN

>>26922458
explain the duck to me. sanae did nothing with it

Imagine unironically being attracted to a girl who looks 5.

>>27406758
I don't have to imagine

>>27406758
>Imagine how fun would it be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>27406758
It feels great.

bye bye rumia thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koIebyL6sQw

>>27403181

>>27406758
Picking Rumia off the ground and using her like a large onahole sounds ridiculously fun.

>>27399627
holy granoly, what a cute pudgy belly!

Know that she is still dangerous

>>27428423
More like she's in danger of getting a lewd trick and a lewder treat this Halloween.

>>27428423
Very hard to believe something with a cunny can be dangerous.

>>27428423
Yesssss, but the fact that she's stupid nullifies the danger of her being a youkai.

It nap time for Rumia, sleep tight little yokai.

>>27452219
Molesting Rumia's cunny while she's asleep

>>27452219
>gently putting the sheet back over her after stealing her smelly little girl socks
she'll never suspect

>>27428919
Rumia has vagina dentata.