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Time for a new prescription, you

>>26512465
>Alice
>not gross
She may be cute, but there is an asshole that shits and farts right under that skirt.

>>26512465
Alice deserves being loved

>>26512465
Smolice is ok.
Big Alice isn't... right in the head if you know what I mean. Nobody stays indoors for as long as she does.

>>26519539
Poor Eirin, having to listen to Alice's ramblings for hours simply because she wants someone to talk to..

>>26522509
>Nobody stays indoors for as long as she does
I do and I'm perfectly normal.

Eirin has decided that the best solution to Alice's depression is a therapy doll.

>>26522509
What if Alice is just using her magic to appear as an adult, but is actually still small?

>>26543054
>a therapy doll.
Good idea!

>>26543054
>>26544635
Alice spends her day surrounded by dolls. I don't think a new one is going to help.
In fact, she's already an adult, she needs to STOP playing with dolls, not increase her collection.

>>26545373
A doll that is not controlled by Alice, therefore not being merely a projection of her own self, will help her mental health very much.

>>26519539
Why is Alice so depressed? Is it because she's ugly?

>>26551402
She used to be afraid of what Eirin had in store for her. Now she just accepts it.

>>26551690
Poor Alice, even if she screams for help no one will come to her aid, since she decided to live in isolation in the middle of the forest. Hopefully she won't be too traumatized and broken by the time Eirin is done with her.

>>26551985
Eirin is ruthless in her methods! Alice won't be able to get out of bed for days!

>>26545373
Well come on in Anon, take a seat - your tea's getting cold.

>>26551690
Wat is the context for this misconduct?

>>26571543
i'd drink tea with alice any day

>>26571543
The tea is spiked, isn't it?

>>26572880
Not at all, now drink your cup. No, no, not that cup the other one. Now make sure to drink it fully now...

>>26576042
i'll drink any tea cup you give me alice

>>26571543
Alice, you fucking buffoon. Why did you pour the tea in GLASS TUMBLERS? Why not a teacup? And is that ice flowing on top? Alice, you god damned clown, the tea is already cold! I hate iced tea!!
I'm leaving.

>>26528474
You're on /jp/, in an ALICE thread.
You're the farthest from normal.

>>26551402
>Is it because she's ugly?
What?
She's fricking beautiful. She's just a creep despite that. That counters literally everything good about her!

>>26581078
>everything good about her!
You make it sound like Alice has mutible positive traits. Being cute is the only good thing about her.

>>26572252
None of your business! Now move along.
>>26543483
Sounds cute, should hire a babysitter for Alice.

>>26521922
Alice deserves being pregnant

>>26592622
>pregnant
with my offspring

>>26592622
Alice would be a bad mother, let her keep pretending with her dolls - it's safer for everyone that way

>>26596243
she has potential as a mother

>>26596243
She'd pick favourites, neglect others and just be lazy overall. Would have to call Yumeko to take the children away from her.

>>26543054
Hi, yes, I would like to volunteer to fill that role.

>>26598236
Gomenasai, but Medicine-chan has already filled that role. Better luck next time.

Alice is very cute and made Shanghai!

>>26605835
Shinki is very cute and made Alice!

Uh oh

>>26631467
Put that back Alice

>>26592546
>>26551690
So now that Alice isn't living with Shinki and Yumeko it's up to Eirin to ensure she doesn't have a complete mental breakdown?

>>26641908
Too late.

>>26642105
Eirin is just her dealer, not her friend or parent of course

>>26631467
>>26641908
>>26642903
Someone should tell Keine to keep Alice away from her students.

>>26645291
Eirin makes sure Alice doesn't end it all and keeps taking her pills
At least Alice is more cooperative than the Hime.

shovel -> alice

>>26645337
But Alice is very cool with the kids!

>>26647276
That's because she's mentally one.

>>26647580
That's not very nice! Shinki just raised her very well. That's all.

There once was a lady named alice
Who used dynamite for a falace
They found her vagina in south Carolina
And her asshole at buckingham palace

nice song

>Alice

>>26647723
Wow, projecting as Shanghai ? Now that's too far, even for her.

>>26648950
She's just getting ready for the tea party with Marisa. Specifically by acting out various scenarios and conversations with her dolls.

I want to put Alice in a kindergarten uniform and treat her like a little girl.

>>26658039
Alice is a great teacher! Too bad she's not allowed near vulnerable people.

>>26658203
Why?
Is she a registered sex offender?

Adult Alice don't exist, it just a puppet that Alice use to look mature.

>>26659902
Yes

>>26663577
That is not true! Alice would never harm anyone!

How many puppets does Alice have?

>>26691939
1 for each person she's met.
Except Marisa.

>>26693047
Let's just hope that weirdo doesn't try to taxidermy Marisa so she can have the most realistic doll possible.

I heard Alice wants to make a sentient doll because she can't have children. Isn't that sad? She must want to kill herself everytime she puts on a puppet show for the kiddies.

>>26695939
You take that fucking back. Nothing brings more joy to Alice's heart than seeing all the kids mesmerized by her storytelling. And the gasps when a sudden twist occurs!

>>26696972
Yeah at least she has a job, albeit seasonal

>>26695939
Alice a pure
Alice a happy

>>26695939
I heard she makes dolls of the village kids and pretend they are her own children.
When performing, she fantasizes about one of the kids calling her "mom" in a Freudian slip.

Bretty cool threash

>>26703550
Bunbunmaru isn't a reliable source, anon!

I love Alice so much bros

I heard Alice likes to wear diapers, is this true?

>>26741552
I love alice too pal

>>26741686
Not sure, but Alice is definitely a bedwetter.

In Makai, Alice is a 2/10 at best and has huge self-esteem issues about it.

Does Alice miss her mom?

>>26742659
Of course

>>26742659
Yeah, but her aim is improving

>>26730084
ebin :DDDDD

>>26742659
everyone feels it now and then

Alice is friends with Geno! Super Arisu Are-Pee-Geeeeee, it is the only one just for meeeeee~

Alice in chains! Alice is definitely NOT unloved! I love my girlfriend Alice VERY much! Especially her cute smelly feet!

>>26753181
Alice is a treasure worth plundering

>>26754263
Just remember to make sex with Alice cute, fluffy, loving and consensual! Very important! That pic I posted is just me acting out a fantasy that Alice wanted me to do! It turned her on VERY much!

Sex with Alice must be cute! Raping Alice is horrible, because it's terrifying for her and she doesn't enjoy! Give Alice cute fluffy sex that she wants, and you can get the satisfaction knowing that Alice loves you and is enjoying intimacy with you!

>>26754631
Alice is a rapist and a sex deviant.

>>26754631
Lies, it's obvious that Alice has a rape fetish.

Perverted Alice

Alice depresses me! Alice you fuck!

>>26760720
Turn that frown upside down!

>>26761089
Fuck you, Alice.

>>26761089
Alice is at it again

Do you think Alice will let me date Shanghai?

>>26762123
Now now, anon, you know what they say. Being angry makes you age faster! So why don't we avoid those nasty wrinkles and go have some fun?

>>26763980
No

>>26764138
Eat a dick, Alice.

>>26777339
Maybe Hourai then?

>>26791169
No. You're going to get Goliath Doll lovin' and you're going to like it.
You should be aware that she's still in the testing phase, though.

>>26791329
This is an acceptable 3rd choice.

>>26791329
Giant doll, giant love.

>>26791329
>>26813977
She could put you in a dress and pretend you're the doll.

alice does not fit in your room

Shut up Alice and get hypnotised already

>>26818255
I want an oversized Alice in my house and turn her into my personal milk dispenser.

>>26823310
Sometime it just doesn't work

>>26742212
they're not diapers! they're goodnites!

>>26823475
but you would need to impregnate her first

>>26828174
Not necessarily.

>>26826955
What a loser, I want to cuddle with Alice just so I could call her out on her weird choice of underwear.

Why is Alice such a magnet for bullying? What did she do to deserve it?

>>26840069
she opened the box in her past-life

>>26840069
>What did she do to deserve it?
Being born.

>>26840069
Because she's a creep.

Routine diaper check ze~

>>26840069
Not bullying Alice is against the law.

>>26854430
Put that doll in the star bikini this instant.

>>26892983
Alice will do you one better and wear a bikini herself!

>>26898352
or just don't wear any alice

>>26898352
That's great, Alice, but can you put Shanghai in the star bikini instead?

>>26913545
But Alice spent so much of her time working on that bikini! Show some gratitude to me you DOLL-FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

How does Alice feel about the fact her dolls ar more well-developed people and more likeable than she'll ever be?

How long until Alice snaps and murders all the anons who bullied her?
Do you think she'll make dolls using our corpses?

>>26840069
blonde hair and blue eyes is objectively the hottest combination for crying girls

>>26923854
This, They're also for suffering too.

>>26935530
Stop! Burn Alice instead, but leave the poor dolls alone!

>>26828369
You should do it anyway
The best Alice is MORE Alice

>>26936319
poor things, they didn't choose to have such a pathetic owner

>>26923598
Never. Alice loves to fantasize all the ways she'd torture the people who wronged her. But she doesn't have the guts to do it, she's a softie! Just like her mom!

>>26921552
Alright, alright. She looks very nice in it.

>>26946037
Just nice?

>>26948226
While I'm more into flat chests, it accentuates her overall figure well and is fairly attractive with a sensible level of eroticism. A good choice of beach attire.

I don't want to bully Alice, I much rather treat her nice and enjoy hanging out together

While everyone bullies her, I'll befriend Alice and brighten up her life. Since I'll be the only one who treats her with love and respect, she'll become completely dependant on me and will do whatever I tell her to.

>>26969149
Anon, do you really think you're the first person to come up with that? Many have tried that before, only to end up dumping her because she's just too much of a hassle.

>>26969396
>she's just too much of a hassle.
How so? What's so terrible about her that it'd cause every guy to break up with her? And no, I don't mind the fact that she plays with dolls.
I starting to suspect that you're just another bully that wants to see Alice unhappy.

>>26970195
She's emotionally manipulative. No matter what you do it'll never be enough. And she'll always try to make it out like she's only 1 step away from suicide, but never actually does it.
She likes to talk about her depraved fetishes as if it's completely normal.
She can't really hold a conversation unless it's about herself or her dolls. She's a fucking weirdo! You can convince yourself you're the "one" that will help Alice, but you'll just be another number on the list of failed attempts.
If Yumeko couldn't discipline her, you don't stand a chance.

>>26969149
She's an unlikeable horsebeast

>>26970744
What if you're also batshit fruitcandy

>>26970744
>If Yumeko couldn't discipline her, you don't stand a chance.
That's just the thing. The winning move here is to abduct Alice back to Makai and use her one greatest weakness against here. Her family.

>>26972078
I just read this doujin.
Arisu needs lots of love, compliments and cuddling ASAP.

>>26974611
perfect

I wanna fuck Alice's mom

>>26974841
Alice is perfect when she's happy and smiling.

>>26867250
I want to change Alice's diaper!

>>26973448
Don't say such Alice-like things.

>>26977269
I want to PAY Alice for SEX!

>>26977269
Is that easier or harder than changing Remi, Koishi, or Eiki? This is important.

>>26975119
I want Shinki to burst into the bedroom while I'm cuddling with Alice. Then jump in the bed and have sex the whole night while Alice is forced to listen!

>>26995977
easier, Alice is very compliant

>>26970744
>She's a fucking weirdo!
Lies, deep down she's a lovely girl!
She may have her issues, but I'm going to help her overcome them! She just doesn't know that doing those things is bad, since she couldn't develop her social skills due to having no friends.
Alice isn't a bad person, she deserves to be happy and I'm not going to give up on her!

Alice visits the graves of people who didn't like her purely to engender sympathy from their surviving friends and family so that she can leech off some kind of relationship with other people.

>>27023277
Alice is the type of person to forge a last will of the person's funeral she's attending. Of course it would talk about how Alice was such an amazing friend who was the sole reason why they were even alive in the first place, how cool she is and how everyone should definitely help her out because she was the one who will be hurt the most by their deaths.
Oh, and of course something about getting most of their lingerie.

>>27023099
She's a lost cause. Alice doesn't need some "knight in shining armor" to save her from her own demise. She needs a fucking therapist.

>>27049452
Alice needs to go back to Makai.

>>27058640
Going to Makai would be a death sentence. She wouldn't be able to keep up the lie that she's actually very well off anymore, and she'd become a burden to the family.
It'd be better if she got help in Gensokyo.

>>27059997
The family keeps Sariel around, Alice can't be worse than her

>>27059997
Maybe she deserves a death sentence

>>27060753
She deserves a wake-up call. She can't be playing with dolls forever!
>>27060750
Sariel still helps around a bit. Alice would have nothing going for her!

>>27060750
Sacchan performs her duties as an angel of death, whatever they may be, and she also ensures good relations between hell and Makai by dating Konngara. Despite being a NEET, she actually contributes to her family's well being in a considerable way!

Alice keeps bringing the dolls into it for sex and I'm starting to like it.

>>27071018
She brings her dolls to the bed?
Jesus, what a creep. What the hell is wrong with her?

>>27071650
She's still a kid, she needs a doll to keep her company so she'd feel safe

>>27085454
She's already an adult, so it should be pathetic, but it's actually quite adorable.
I want to be Alice's boyfriend.

Alice has finally snapped

>>27095953
I decided to read this doujin, and it has 500+ pages.
Please tell me that not all of it will be Satorin and Marisa-chan abuse.

>>27097724
Only one way to find out.

>>27071018

I can totally imagine her bedroom filled with dolls all arranged in a way that they all look when she has sex with Marisa or masturbates

>>27069588
And unlike Alice, Sacchan wasn't spoiled to death. She had her own responsibilities and at least has a work ethic instilled into her!

>>27129636
I want to have sex with Alice, but only after I kick all of the dolls out of the room and mock her for needing so many dolls in her own bedroom.

>>27144998
I want to have sex with Shanghai or Hourai with Alice in the room, to see if she's skilled enough to manipulate the doll and masturbate at the same time.

>>27146653
How about having sex with Shanghai whilst Alice tries to have sex with her Marisa doll at the same time?

>>27147297
Acceptable, but if we're going to be doing that you may as well just be fucking Alice directly. Her specifically trying to masturbate on her own is half of the fun. Either force her to be the lonely weirdo that has to masturbate on her own for any pleasure even when somebody else is in the room, or just go full out and fuck her directly.

>>27133301
By the way, were this work series ever finished?

>>27154955
To the extent of my knowledge, unfortunately not.

Uh oh...

>>27191606
Careful, Alice, that lonely hag is going to kidnap you and force you to call her "mommy"!

>>27193230
On the bright side, at least she won't grow up to be a pathetic, doll-playing adult then!

>>27194752
Yeah! She'll grow up to be an actual psychopath!

Yumeko teaches little Alice all about getting the key to another girl's heart: Stalking her until you find it!

>>27211093
Yumeko is a bad role model!

>>27202656
Exactly! No one would bully her then!
>>27222234
Yumeko is an excellent role model. Alice looked up to Sacchan, and look how she turned out!

>>27230039
Alice is a fucking molester???

>>27231820
It's learned behaviour

>>27232032
Someone inform Shinki, immediately!

>>27233495
It is too late, the damage is done

>>27098635
This really hurts.

>>27261417
You know what really hurts? Marisa's fucking body, that god damn rodent!

Alice's big tits....

>>27267500
Why is Alice not hanging out with Reimu and Marisa?

>>27267730
Raymoo doesn't like her.

>>27268887
Nobody likes Alice.

>>27268887
Why did she go to the beach, then? To show off her body in front of the people that don't like her? What a narcissist.

You are "cordially" invited to attend Alice's birthday party.

>>27269300
Alice hopes that if she shows off her body enough, someone will at least love her for that

>>27275985
Being raped by Alice at gun point at her birthday party!

If Shinki is based on SMT Lucifer, and Alice debuted on the same game, is she based on SMT Alice?

>>27275985
I choose death.

>>27276312
Ehh, that wouldn't be so bad.
So long as she puts the gun off to the side or doesn't pull the trigger by accident, it should be fine...

>>27284818
I still don't know why Alice is always the target for being the creepy, rapey weirdo

>>27285117
>>27284818

Look on the bright side, she's downright normal compared to a certain other Alice.

>>27282497
I think her PC-98 design is.

>>27282895
What's that? You'd love to? Well, Shanghai has reserved a seat for you. So please, sit down!

>>27288177
I'll agree to it if Shanghai sits on my lap the whole time.

>>27288177
I'll agree to it if I get to sit on Shanghai's lap the whole time.

>>27293614
Sukuna why are you posting here

>>27288177
I'll Shanghai to whole lap it if time agree sits the if on my it.

Why is Alice talking to her dolls like they're actual people? That's kinda creepy.
And later on, why does she want to beat up the fairies she invited to her house? Why doesn't she act like an adult instead of assaulting a bunch of defenseless little girls?
What's wrong with Alice?

>>27296725
She's a psycho, she finds a prospective human mage, pretends to be their friend, pretends to help their studies and then kills them. It's how she gets her kicks.

>>26520256
Witches don't need to eat and so don't fart or shit

>>27296725
>why does she want to beat up the fairies she invited to her house?
Cause she thought they wanted to steal her book, if I remember.

>>27288177
Shanghai has a stare on her that suggests she's seen some ungodly things in that house.

>>27299477
She's seen Alice naked!?

>>27297274
Not steal, just ask for it.
But apparently that's still a crime in Alice's eyes.

>>27288177
>>27293569
>>27293614
>>27295736
>>27299477
Do none of you know the difference between Shanghai and Hourai? Dude.

>>27325440
Both need to be on my lap. I don't discriminate.

>>27325440
Artist says it's Shanghai, therefore it's Shanghai.

I wish to hug the Alice

>>27329013
Except it isn't and the artist is a dumbass.

>>27300376
She's seen more than that.

Alice's warm sticky gooey moist fishy slit!

>>27357480
I've seen that image of Alice strangling herself with wire while making her dolls play with her pussy and nipples. Alice is super kinky and needs to chill the fuck out before she takes it too far.

>>27359711
I have a strangling fetish, so that makes me want to date Alice even more.

>>27359711
So Alice would absolutely let me fuck her dolls?

>>27361291
Yeah, but she might become concerned if you're more fixated on stomach bulging and impaling her dolls than her.

>>27361352
Fucking her dolls is just a different way of fucking Alice. She should be thankful either way!

>>27361352
I can't help it. Maybe she can use some magic to make herself smaller so she can get that instead?

>>27369171
Or she could use it on you and make you more appropriately sized for the dolls, so no stomach bulging or impaling would happen. Patchy can help her if needed.

>>27372047
What kind of doll is only 2mm in size?

>>27377334
Patchouli is well versed in all scales of shrinking magic.

>>27297215
She still has ass cheeks that gather sweat between them. Pathetic!

>>27297215
It is a well-known fact that Alice leaks poop.

>>27372047
But stomach bulging is the best part. Why would I want that to be rid of it?

Morning tea with Alice!

What should I say to Alice to raise her self-esteem? What can I do to cure her depression?

>>27405601
Gib benis

>>27405601
Put babies in her by the dozen

>>27405703
>>27406757
So all I have to do to cure a cute girl's depression is to have passionate sex with her?

>>27405601
Take her back to Makai where she'll recieve the care and support of her loved ones.

>>27408622
The sex is to make her smile
The children are to give her love and purpose

As a bonus, Alice looks best with a round belly

>>27408739
No one in Makai likes Alice, except for her mom. She's a fucking disgrace to the family!

I want to be slightly distant friends with Alice!

>>27409883
Everyone in Makai loves Alice, especially her mom. But she's still a disgrace to the family!

>>27413308
Look at that face. Yumeko's clearly sick and tired of having to save her sister from whatever stupid shit she does every day. But it was forgivable because she was still young back then. Having to save and take care of an adult Alice, on the other hand, will make her blood boil!

Alice isn't very nice to aspiring magicians

>>27414097
Marisa is too cute, so you can't blame Arisu for kidnapping her.
And when she's tied up like that, it doesn't matter if she says "no".

>>27413706
Yumeko isn't sick of it at all. She'll pretend that it's a nuisance, but she secretly likes it when people rely on her.

>>26571543
Those are iced teas. If anything, my tea is getting warm.

>>27416231
That is until Alice just becomes another NEET. As if one wasn't enough!

>>26580885
>I hate iced tea
YOU are the idiot here.

>>27421993
The IDIOT here is ALICE that puts ICE CUBES in the TEA and then tells ME that I should hurry up before it gets COLD.
Not even Eirin can fix Alice's stupidity!!!

>>27419857
Sacchan pulls her weight with her angel of death gig that she's got going on despite being a NEET. Alice could find ways to contribute too.

>>27422128
Any attempts to contribute would lead to Shinki telling her she doesn't have to do that and leave it to Yumeko or her. Alice is doomed to be a NEET in Makai!

>>27423280
At least she'd be well looked after.

>>27423313
And so the cycle continues. Alice hates being in Makai, leaves in spite of protests. Gets bullied in Gensokyo for being a loser, goes back to Makai.

>>27423561
Experiencing the unloving hostility of the outside world probably made her appreciate the smothering atmosphere of Makai more. Maybe the things that made her want to leave all those years ago no longer seem nearly as bad as to warrant a second time.

>>27423657
Nothing will stop Alice in her pursuit of finding actual friends. And Gensokyo is her only hope.

Alice's friends can't leave if they're unconscious...

>>27424057
Alice's friends can't leave because Alice doesn't have any!

If Alice invites you to go drink tea at her place, don't go. She'll drug you and keep you chained in her basement, forcing you to participate in tea parties with her dolls (which she pretends are actual people) and indulging in her disgusting fetishes.

>>27427601
What are her Fetishes? for know I may into it

>>27427788
Alice has an overwhelming libido and a super pervasive autoerotic asphyxiation fetish ever since she failed to kill herself a couple years back. All the years of social and physical abuse has also turned her into a huge masochist that gets off to pain. You really wouldn't be interested in a sick, degenerate girl like her.

>>26760180
me, bottom right corner

>>27428680
>asphyxiation fetish
>huge masochist that gets off to pain
Perfect, because I'd love to put my hands around a cute girl's neck and squeeze hard while pounding her cervix.
Masochist girls are the best!

Alice doesn't have a choice to go back home! Based off UFO, repairs are still underway!
It takes a very long time to rebuild an entire world!
She's going to have to stay in Gensokyo until she has a home to go back to!

>>27427601
They look like actual people to me!

>>27462458
Imagine coming to conciousness amd realising you're one of Alice's dolls.

>>27462705

>>27462705
I remember there was a caption to a image like that

>>27462705
Blackmailing Alice! Exposing her for being a FUCKING TERRORIST THAT GIVES CHILDREN DOLLS WITH BOMBS IN THEM!!!

>>27462705

>>27462846
Alice belives in Makai independance from Gensokyo.

>>27462846
Alice comitting warcrimes killing journalists!

>>27462846
Alice rescuing Gensokyoan civilization from doublethink journalists, subversive elements, and propagandist machines!

>>27463512
I knew Aya was no good...

>>27463300
Aya caught Alice indulging in some of her fetishes and took plenty of pictures! And now Alice wants her dead!

Do your best Alice-chan!

>>27288177
Oh no, it appears Marisa has taken your seat!

>>27494915
That's fine, I'll just gently ask Alice to get up and go away so I can enjoy tea with Marisa-chan.

>>27497645
Alice is the HOST, and you listen to her!!! Got it!?! Now you either find a different chair or sit on the floor!

Eating a nice meal with Alice

>>27504571
Then I'll sit on the ground so I can perform oral sex on her!
Her consent is not important, by the way.

>>27505368
The only thing you're getting from Alice is a knuckle sandwich!

>>27506776
I want to receive a barrage of puny pachi-pachi punches from Alice! They're so soft and gentle! She can even do it to my genitals and I'll ejaculate all over her cute fists!

I want Tewi to mess up Reisen's delivery, screwing up Alice's order as the a result!
Being given ultra boner pills by accident in a dose MUCH higher than is recommended, providing Alice with a sight she can't ignore!

I think Alice's outfit is one of the best in the series

>>27506776
You say it like a joke, but she probably has a mean right hook.

Alice was my first fap. Damn you alice, you made me lose my innocence.

>>27580436
Alice likes to copy moves she shees in wrestling shows!

>>27580436
Alice likes to copy moves she sees in wrestling shows!

>>27589794
How idyllic. I can't remember who my first fap was...

Fuckin dork

Depressed dorky girls are the cutest!

Alice is not a dork. She was the coolest kid in Makai!

>>27623957
Pregnant dorky girls are even cuter

>>27627692
In the kingdom of the losers, the dork is king

>>27628360
Why does Alice want to be a mommy so badly?

>>26974611
Source?

>>27633430
She doesn't

>>27634617
She leglocks me though.
I don't know the dangerous days either so it doesn't help that she does it at random.

>>27634617
I bet Arisu fantasizes about getting raped and impregnated all the time.

Alice likes to malinger in the hopes that someone will give her tons of love and care.

>>27637968
Wow, Alice and I have something in common!

>>27639343
Go home already Alice, you're lucky Gensokyo doesn't have a sex offender registry or you'd never be allowed near the school

>>27673606
The schoolchildren love Alice because she is way, way cooler than you make her out to be! In fact she's cooler than Marisa!

>>27674595
you're not fooling anybody, Alice

>>27680661
You've got 10 seconds to say Alice is the coolest girl in Gensokyo before I add you to the list of SDM casualties.

Nyan

>>27682421
Alice is somehow more childish than Remilia, someone who's been a child for centuries!

>>27710283
Alice is not childish. She's just very hip and down with the youth!

I had a dream that I was playing basketball with some people while Alice watched us from a distance, all by herself.
Even in the realm of dreams Alice is a fucking loser!

>>27741002
Spoiler alert. They were all Alice and you're the loser

>>27674595
Alice should get a husband and make more friends for the schoolchildren

>>27770892
Marrying Alice and giving her a new child every year!

>>27771181
Alice will have so much magic to teach them

>>27741002
not even Doremy wants anything to do with such a sad being!